November 29, 2023 • 40 mins
Weds (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Marci gives us the 411 on the entertainment world with Tatertainment News.. - Nervel T. Wheeler stops by for some free coffee.. - We dust off Robert Earl Keen’s “Merry Christmas from the Family”.. - and Mad Max gives us 10 things that women need to know about men!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, a lot more big show coming.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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I'm Matthew.
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fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs and get down.
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Listen.
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talk like Yoda. I am all day, not so far.
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What are gonna start?
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I thought I was sounded like him in my head.
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Mistaken you were all right.
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I'll just stick with John Boy, the one you know,
all right?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Hey, hey, hey, Wednesday, November twenty ninth, everybody looking good,
ibody feeling good? Thrown throwing you Thanksgiving leftovers away? Yet
I read your supposed to by now. Yeah, I'll believe
that stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Maybe that's part of the problem, correct you.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't believe in bachelism. Oh man, keep stuff refrigerated.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
If you're back in the day, if you could dig
a hole and keep like meat and you know, salt
and keep it like for a year.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, refrigerated.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Keep stuff a refrigerator and cold, you know.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
And then I just got to heat it up kind
of like it if it's room temperature.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
I would tell you I had a friend, a girlfriend,
not a girlfriend girlfriend, but a friend that was girl.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
And you'll know her, but I'm not gonna out her.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
She thought that you could buy those rotisserie chickens uh huh,
and they had some magical preservation about them that you
didn't have to refrigerate him.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You could just leave them on the kid for days.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Check here and eat them. And I'm not kidding. I
had to go No, you can't do that. You'll definitely
get sick for that. Oh I've been doing it for years.
You're insane. How long is it set there?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't know. It takes me three, four or five
days to go through it. Are you crazy? O? No? Okay, no,
you know how I amuse family and friends.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I really though, when he said I have a friend,
I thought, oh, buddy, girl, he's gonna say I did
something done.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
It probably was me, No.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
That was it was actually mag Yeah, it's a little.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
Too early in the show to do this, but I'm
gonna go ahead and do it anyway. From my favorite
one of my favorite movies, Sling Blade.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Y'all, don't shut up my.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Mother, go out of my mind.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Sorry we didn't include him, right, I really don't have
any leftovers because they out right.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Which is such a weird thing.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
I'm not used to thanks heavy with no leftovers at
all of the day.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, you ain't go ahead to worry about getting sick,
that's true. Come on over my house, help me clean
out in the French.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Right.
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Well, we got three days in History saved double.
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Speaker 1 (04:11):
Three Days in History where we're gett a categories. Listen along,
here's November the twenty ninth.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It was nineteen thirty six from the I'm My Own
Grandpa Department. I love these so in Iowa, follow along,
just help you wake up. A father and son mary sisters.
This makes the son his father's brother in law. He
also becomes brother in law and stepson to his father's wife.
(04:39):
So his father's wife becomes both her sister's mother in
law and sister in law. His own wife is his
stepmother's sister, sister in law, and daughter in law.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
And you don't want to know what happens when they
hit eighty eight miles an hour. It's usually you have
to be in the Rolling Stones to have a family.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
All right, Well, let's move up to nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
A New Zealand company announced it would have round up
any unwanted possums that no charge to export.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The meet in the Hong Kong.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Hong Kongers apparently love possum, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Don't they have, like, you know, Chinese possums. I don't
think so. I think you know what it is about them.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
They don't have to be refrigerated. That's the cool thing
about that now they.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Do New Zealand. That's not Chinese. Where we get Chinese?
I don't know it because Hong Kong it was that?
Is that Japan or China? China?
Speaker 10 (05:34):
China?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Okay, oh say it was a New Zealand company that
rounded up the possums.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So New Zealand got possums. Yeah, all right, that was
That was their bumper sticker for years. New Zealand got possums.
That was on their license.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Class where I saw it on a plate or think
about stuff moving around your house for that category. And finally,
on this day, No. Four, Godzilla received a star of
the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
And destroyed eight city blocks in the process.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Is Godzilla the only monster there? We know, uppillars, it's
gotta y'all know you got a star? Y'all been there,
he's noticed it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I've been there, only one.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, he's the only movie monster, Godzilla.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
There's a categories one of eight hundred big shows you
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Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
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He gave the prizes from the Big Prize being Let's go.
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He contested number one.
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Good morning, Donna.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Morning guys. How are you okay?
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We are good.
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Donna, you ready, baby, let's do it.
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Go, father, grandfather and COVID.
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That's good, all right, easy way to start out here. Now, okay,
think about it. Look out that screen door. Three things
you could eat from your backyard, ready.
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Right now, okay, right now, the squirrel rabbits.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh wow, that's pretty good dinner. Right then, backyard, all
right for the wind. Give us three removie monsters. Ready, go.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
God Zilla, Brady Krueger and King Kong.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Maw Mars.
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Out my back, Dorton, we're gonna prize back, Donna. Glad
you made a food. Glad you got your prize pack.
Thank you for listening all these years over in Fall Branch. Wait,
sure they like you, guys.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
I hope, I hope y'all had a happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Sure did, don Thank you you too, baby. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Merry Christmas, guys.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Bottom of the hour, on top of your news.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Right on the other side, get us on early morning
store from mister Robar. Right, good morning, make shows on
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the radio early Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Here is mister Rubarb. Thank you, gimme a beat an
say anytime now. I'm sorry, Hello boys and girls. This
is your vaguely off putting but basically harmless old pal,
mister Rubb, And this is story time. Today's story is
(10:50):
called a Meir's summer job many years ago. Got a minute.
Many years ago, during the Islamic Revolution, a man named
Ali Mohammed left his home in Iran and moved his
family to America. He got a job working at a
Tyson chicken processing plant. Every day, mister Muhammad saw huge
(11:16):
buckets of chicken beaks being thrown away. He knew there
were many parts of the world where pickled chicken beaks
are a delicacy. He asked his boss if he could
take the beaks home. The boss agreed, and a new
business was born. Mister Mohammed started pickling small batches of
the beaks and sold them to ethnic food stores all
(11:40):
over the city. When mister Mohammed's son, Emir, got his
driver's license, his father gave him a job delivering pickled
chicken beaks. He put a waterproof bedliner in the back
of the company pickup truck. Every day he would fill
the back of the truck with pickled prime, dump a
load of chicken beaks in it, and send his son
(12:01):
off to deliver the beaks to the stores. And because
he was a very stern and frugal man, mister Muhammad
didn't actually pay his son with money. Instead, Emir's mom
would make her son's very favorite dish, a delicious pie
made with sweet fruit and berries wrapped in a large
(12:24):
slice of pita bread. Emir loved the pie so much
he was happy to work for food, and so mister
Muhammed's son got his very first summer job delivering orders
for his father's company. Instead of money, he got paid
a pita piper pickup of pickled peckers. That was kind
(12:47):
of a long time. I want to do it again.
Do it a pita piper pickup of pickled peckers. That's good.
And that's it for this edition of story Time. Do
we meet again? This is mister Rouble reminding you be cool,
staying cool and remember only users low struck Later. Good morning,
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it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Here we go, and now deep thoughts with Zach the
weed Guy's girlfriend, Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh yeah, you didn't have neighbors.
Speaker 13 (13:51):
What's up, y'all? Doing good? I'm doing good, thanks, res.
I've just been sitting around the house, you know, thinking
about stuff. I see what you did there, that's cool. Cool.
You know, I drive more carefully when there's a bag
of takeout food and the seat beside me.
Speaker 14 (14:12):
Than I do, and there's like an actual person in
the seat beside the line.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Go careful around the corner.
Speaker 13 (14:23):
YouTube, Like, shouldn't put ads on the front of a
first aid video?
Speaker 15 (14:28):
You know?
Speaker 13 (14:28):
I mean, we don't have time to think about red
lobster when Uncle Frank's choking on a chicken button. I
think our microwave broke, so we bought us a new one.
It's got so many buttons on it. I mean, how
many buttons does a microwave need? I'd say about four.
(14:52):
I mean, come on, look me in the eye. Come on,
tell me you've ever pushed the seven button on a microwave.
Google street View is like the weirdest job ever. One
day you walk in they hired a new guy and
his boss said, okay, put this camera on top of
(15:14):
your car and like, go drive down every street in
the world. That made my head hurt.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
If you're quiet.
Speaker 13 (15:33):
And you're good looking, well people think you're mysterious. But
if you're quiet and ugly, they think, yipe, this is weirdo.
The most reassuring.
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Thing to hear somebody say on the phone is.
Speaker 12 (15:53):
Take your time.
Speaker 14 (15:54):
I haven't left yet either.
Speaker 13 (16:02):
Humans are at the top of the food chain. What's
at the bottom. I think it's Zaxby's. Saxby's for sure.
And I hate when the cashier at CBS goes, would
you like to round up a dollar to fight child hunger?
And I'm like, y'all make up a jillion dollars a year,
(16:23):
and I'm using a coupon to get fifty cents off
a box of band Aids, Like why do you round
up a dollar? Okay, one more?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And then like I gotta go.
Speaker 13 (16:42):
And run off my landscapers. Back when I was little,
I asked my dad what being a grown up is like,
and he said, you know, little princess, that thing where
you fall down on a trampoline and all the other
kids keep jumping you can't get back up.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
It's a lot like that.
Speaker 13 (17:05):
Yeah, my dad's pretty smart. Anyway, that's it for now.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Y'all keep walking.
Speaker 13 (17:13):
I'll keep doing my stuff. Thinking later.
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Speaker 1 (17:24):
He must be very proud.
Speaker 14 (17:27):
He loves me. Like that Johnny coffee. They have it
in the machines.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Don't move around out there. You can get whatever.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
The opposite of a brain freeze.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Is I put ice in my coffee during the summer
times anywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, I'm on. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It was said, oh wow, wow, good morning. That's a
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big show on the radio for you. Wednesday, November twenty ninth.
A lot of stuff happening over the long Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I know we talked about this over there. We didn't
hit it yet.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Did y'all get to see Dolly Parton's halftime show during
the Cowboys watching the Commander's game on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And so Jackie was watching it.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
With her mama, Jackie, Jackie, tell Jim what you said,
you boy, I'm about half hearted Jackie.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 14 (19:04):
We were watching her and you know, she got a
little outfit on.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I said, she kind of old looking at them clothes.
My mama turned on a.
Speaker 14 (19:10):
Me and said, you wait till you're seventy some years old.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
She looks good, man.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I mean she she did the version of the classic
Dallas Cowboys cheerleader uniform, and Dolly is seventy seven years old.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah she did.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I mean not many humans don't look at it and
go to seven seven the version. Now, her breaches were
a little baggy.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I gotta give that boy.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Jackie and I were walking behind him yesterday. I said,
look at that, how do they stay? They're all the
way past his hips.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I want to get you and Jackie's ma mother fuck.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
We speculated that he pins his pants to his T shirt.
That's on you figure.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'm sorry, please continue. Well she did look good, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought about that one. She said, said how long
does it take to do your hair? And she said,
I don't know. I'm never there.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
We love us.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I bet she look good. That's crazy, and may I say, Mama,
I'm sorry. That was neat man.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
She was part of the Salvation Armies and holiday drive
with a red kettle there, and she said, quoting her,
when you drop a dollar in that red kettle, you
can make a difference for the family who are struggling
to put food on the table and.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
For the single parent who can't make rent. Did y'all
notice she was using his Dolly partners.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
It didn't really sound like her, but it didn't really
sound like.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Why won't y'all just focus on good morning big shows
on the radio. Coming up?
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Speaker 16 (21:37):
Well, I was just searching around. Since you did the
Macy's parade balloons, I don't have much to talk about.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Oh he also covered Dolly Parking.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah, you know the reports never start out this way.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
On entertainment tonight, We're like, no, thanks a lot, but
you know I'd watch more. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 14 (21:57):
You know they're saying it in their head, they're just
not saying it right.
Speaker 16 (22:01):
Marty Kroft the TV producer best known for co creating
with his brother Sid the children's shows such as Hr
Puffin Stuff, Land of the Loss, Sigmund and The Sea Monsters,
as well as Donnie Marie and The Brady Bunch Hour.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
They created Donny Marie that those aren't real people.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I thought they were muppets.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
The well, bless his heart, he passed away. He was
eighty six years old.
Speaker 16 (22:23):
Past Despite doing more dramatic roles in recent years, Bradley
Cooper says he's open to doing another Hangover movie.
Speaker 14 (22:30):
Yes, Bradley wants a Hangover four.
Speaker 16 (22:32):
Yes, he said he would probably do a Hangover four
in an instant, just because he loves the director and
he loves the guys.
Speaker 14 (22:39):
Zach ed he loves them all so much that he
would probably do it.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You know what, it probably would work again. I mean,
I think the last one was okay. You know most
of them. You know, you get a past three and
there's like, no lovely. The first one is just amazing, amazing, Yeah.
Gold Yeah.
Speaker 14 (22:57):
Paris Hilton, y'all remember her, Harris Hilton.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Well she will let us forget her.
Speaker 14 (23:01):
Yeah, keep it alive.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Paris.
Speaker 14 (23:03):
She welcomed her second child into the world, and maybe.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Girl made them wow that she knows that.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
Well.
Speaker 16 (23:13):
She and her husband have named a little girl London,
and London joins her brother Phoenix, and both children are
believed to have been born via surrogate.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
According to.
Speaker 14 (23:25):
Them, Holid Oats, you.
Speaker 16 (23:30):
Know, arguably one of the most successful, longest lasting duo
and music history, are headed for a bumpy ride because
Daryl Hall has filed a suit against John Oates.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
It's like a restraining order when they were first.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Let's found out, found out and you got that was
a lot more than what I.
Speaker 16 (23:51):
I know that the suit was filed on November sixteenth
in Nashville, and that's as far as she's read.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah headline, you know her generation.
Speaker 16 (24:00):
And while it's a sealed classified document, TMS nobody knows
that TMZ of course has the leaks, and they said
that their speculation that they're in arbitration because Hall feels
that Oats violated a deal.
Speaker 14 (24:12):
They also report that Hall has gotten over straining order
against his partner. That's all I got on it.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
It's something about a company that owns part of their
music publishing and Oates wants to sell and Darryldill Hall
doesn't want to see.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
So we talk about these artists that sell their cats
with a bunch of money, and they got some songs there,
so I'm sure it comes down the money.
Speaker 16 (24:31):
Well, Hall had already been burned by that because in
twenty one he sold some of his interests in the
thing and he didn't get paid, so he's been burned
by it.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, well yeah, well you definitely want to get paid. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
Please.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
You know he's got a great Darryl Hall has a
great web, I mean a YouTube channel where they.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Do record sect house. Yes, and it looks like a show.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
It is awesome, I mean, and he'll have like the
original O Jays on or just you never know who's
gonna pop.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Up on or sometimes oj shows up.
Speaker 13 (25:04):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
So but like see low Green did a version of
I can't go for that with him. Listen to just
a piece of it here if I can get it
to play.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And then awesome enough that a bumper base, uh huh,
but not in the middle of but it's worth.
Speaker 14 (25:38):
I mean as far as you know, I orchestrated that, right, Yeah,
that's great.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Great.
Speaker 16 (25:45):
I'll be cut to here in a minute. Rolling Stones
are gonna hit the road next year.
Speaker 14 (25:50):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
They're like in their eighties, right, the road is gonna
hit back.
Speaker 16 (25:55):
They're gonna support their new album, Hackney Diamonds, and so
they're gonna fifteen US stadium dates and one in Canada
starting April twenty eight in Houston.
Speaker 14 (26:05):
Right, you can catch the stones next.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sponging by aar pay. Yeah, yeah it is, yeah about
you were finished, all.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
Right, Randy?
Speaker 13 (26:17):
That was.
Speaker 16 (26:19):
And I want to let you know that Mark Knopfler
is following the lead of his friend Eric Clapton by
auctioning off more than one hundred and twenty of his
guitars and amp wires.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Wow wow.
Speaker 14 (26:29):
He told the BBC. This reason for the sale is
his age.
Speaker 16 (26:32):
He said that I'm looking now at about twenty guitars
that I use to make records, and there are at
least one hundred left that aren't getting played, and he'd
like them to be played.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
So he's going to.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Auction them off to folks. I ain't going to give
them away pay.
Speaker 16 (26:46):
His big ticket item is a nineteen fifty nine Gibson
Les Paul with a sunburst finish.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Wow.
Speaker 16 (26:51):
It's considered the holy Grail of electric guitars, and it's
expected to sell between three hundred and seventy five and
six hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
We'll have to make sure low vintage Instruments knows about
this auction. Mark Knopfler's wonderful things.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
Yes, yes, I mean this is no pre blown train
this little bit, and if we have time for one more,
Paul McCartney, Elton John and Garth Brooks will make an
appearance in the sequel to This Is Spinal Tap.
Speaker 14 (27:21):
Rob Reiner says, we're going to start shooting.
Speaker 16 (27:23):
At the end of February and it will reportly parody
the Last Waltz, director Martin Scorsese's film about the band's
farewell show Thanksgiving seventy six.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
They've been trying to get them to do this for years.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh my god, you're kidding. You were a good worker.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Appreciate you, baby. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play John Boy Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found out
the American flag that was famously planted at this location
was actually knocked over by the vehicle used by the
guys who planted it. The Moon on the Moon, And
it wasn't there a little four wheeler to the.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Engine when they blasted back off.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, Today's John Boyjeopardy. The blood of the Texas horn
Star Lizard contains chemicals similar to pepper spray. When under attack,
they can squirt a stream of it directly from this
body part.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
I hope it's their horn.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Texas down Now you don't know about your horn, Star Lizard.
Let's play John Moore Jeopardy one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line across America.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
We play next. Good morning. It's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Running to your Wednesday Humpday, November twenty ninth. Today's feature
track for the Big Show bit Box. Steve Rizzo goes
to the Falkland Islands. Yes serves for a keyword Rizzo.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Here, Big Show history. Make a visit to the Bigshow
dot comy Right now, let's play Yes live a cuss
of my reconns and now your hosts just back from
a trip to the Falkland Islands.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
With Steve Rizzo.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
He he's John Nory and nowhere.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
That he didn't try.
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Hey, the Eddie out of Saudi Daisy, Tennessee. Good morning, Eddie,
good morning, good morning. All right, hate my rabbit buddy
is out of Saudi Daisy, Right man, I gotta fight.
Never mind, I'll get back up Jackie as make sure
I get to ask Andy about this rabbit club.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Is that the guy you call Whoopsie?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Uh yeah, I'm gonna keep trying. You would be a
hit there. I don't think I will, Eddie when you
first stop, buddy. Let's see what you got. The blood
of the Texas horn star lizard contains chemicals similar to
pepper spray, and when under attack, they can squirt a
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stream of that directly from this body part. What do
you think, Eddie, it's tongue, you say, his tongue. Let's see, boy,
that would make all his food taste Hey, Eddie, we
(30:54):
appreciate you playing man. You have a great day and
beautiful part of the country.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
There, buddy, Okay, thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Man.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Let's go to Lisa. She's down in Athens, Alabama. Good morning, Lisa, Hey,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I like to say hey, all my turkey buddies to
go with these rabbit buddies. Lisa, how are you doing today?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 9 (31:19):
How about you?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Very good? Well?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You got the next shot of this John Boy Jeopardy.
Where does that Texas horn star lizard squirt stuff from?
Speaker 15 (31:30):
What are its times?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
What are its eyes?
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Which sounds like an o day at the water park itself?
Speaker 6 (31:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Pretty soon would have gotten to the butt. Lisa. You
got it, baby. We're sending your price back down to
Athens for you.
Speaker 12 (31:56):
That's great, Thank you so much.
Speaker 15 (31:58):
First time caller rode on go okay, day to day light?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Beer back next day to day Light. Beard's boy, that's
one's head down to Athens, Alabama. Hey, time capsule, don't
up next?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
H can.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 10 (33:03):
Hello, here's this hoint all my life on a fight
about it?
Speaker 13 (33:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Not right now, man, John Morren Billy here are yeah?
Speaker 10 (33:11):
Big hold he looking fought Indian all red neck? No,
not much? How's it going? Never? Steady Reid has then
moved in with us again.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Oh no, don't tell me he's having trouble with his wife.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (33:28):
The clock is winding down on another there likely they
don't do nothing but argue. That reminds me of the Simpson.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Homer in Margin.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
Oh Jay, and.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Now what number wife is read up to?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Now?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
I think I lost cam.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
That isn't there as number six?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
He's been married six times five? Seriously, what's the problem
this time?
Speaker 10 (33:53):
All they've been arguing lately about was not it's all
right to have one night a week out with the boy.
Uh huh, he don't think you should.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
So Raig's moved in with you and Delver.
Speaker 10 (34:06):
Yeah, we took him down the rats Fall Beach last
weekend and kind of get his mind off of it.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Went downstayed this place right around the corner from Johnny
Mercer's piers, did some fishing.
Speaker 9 (34:15):
It.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
Went out on Friday morning about six o'clock and sat
up right down from this feller. It's the way down
to the end of the pier. We fished till about
noon when get some lunch. We'd come back an hour later.
This third and the end of the dock still there,
hadn't moved. By the time we started cracking up about
four point thirty. He was still sitting there, stayed there
all day long. Next morning we come out again, same
fowler sitting in the exact same place now, you know.
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Waved at him and he waved back. He stayed there
the whole time we was there. Again. We come out
again Sunday morning. I'll be dog gone if that same
song Agne wasn't up exactly the same place and stayed
there the whole time he was there that day. Goodness,
So we went in Sunday afternoon, took a shower, went
out to get a beer. We walk in and say, down,
guess who's sitting at the end of the bar? Song
(34:58):
we gon from the pier again. So I walked down
there and I sat beside. I haven't brought him a beer,
and we got to talking. I says, you down here
by yourself, the little fishing, I guess, And the feller says, well, no,
actually I'm on my honeymoon. I said, honeymoon, where's your wife?
And he said, well, she's back at the motel. I said, well, well,
you've been out here fishing for three solid days. Now
(35:20):
here you are sitting here drinking in a bar. How
come you ain't back at the motel celebrating with you
new bride? He says, well, let me tell you the truth.
She she's got a real bad case of gonorrhea. I said,
that's tough. How come you just don't, you know, go
around and lay down with her and hold her real close,
and you know, y'all just kind of snugle up. He says, well,
(35:42):
she don't fill up to that neither. She's got a
real bad case of diary. Oh man, well, did you
at least give her a nice big kiss before you
walked out the door. He says, can't do that either.
She's got piery. I said, my got it. Listen, if
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you don't mind me asking why in the world that
you marry this woman? He said, Wow, she's got worms too.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
And you know how I look, ah, that's what I
call the trouble relationship.
Speaker 10 (36:23):
Right, but you don't read up right quick? Here man
was to the pick up. Move some more of this
stuff out of the trailer. Yeah, well will you tell him?
I said, Hi, I know what you mean. I came
to stay up for.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Shaun Boy and Billy Morning radio.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Dumb right, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(37:18):
We're going to do your Wednesday morning, November.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
The twenty ninth. Well, here's a fellow.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
The seen is shared thanksgivings over one hundred in fact,
always happy to have him stop by.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Welcome back, nermal tea Wheeler had John Boy, haveybody? How
was your Thanksgiving? You must have a bunch of family.
Well you say that like it's a good thing. Truth
be told.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
This is the second generation of the Wheeler clan that
can't cook with a plug.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Nickel. Oh no, say it ain't so. I wish I could.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
My great granddaughter thinks butterball is a formal dance for
dairy farmers, and last year she made one of them
to foo turkeys. She still gets mad when I call
it pranksgiving. I finally asked her if she ever been
in the damn kitchen afore. She got all offended and
told me she was an excellent cook about that time
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she took the salad out of the microwave. Well, at
least they gave me an idea for a Christmas present
for cooking lessons. I'm not that optimistic. I bought her
one of them big Betty Crocker cookbooks a couple of
year ago.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Well did it help?
Speaker 13 (38:28):
No?
Speaker 6 (38:29):
No, she left it on the stove and to burn up.
She's so distracted by putting that fire. I she forgot
about that thirty dollars roast that is in the oven.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Does she burn that too?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Well, let's just say she got the volunteer fire department
on speed down now. So this year I got her
a perfect gift. It's a smoke alarm that shuts off
when you say I'm just cooking.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I know some folks I can use something like that.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
Eh.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
My first wife was she could not cook her lick
and she made sure I knew that before we got
his said, why would you want me to know that?
And she said, that way you'll be disappointed from the start,
not just when you see me naked.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Well, I hate you. Didn't have a good Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 10 (39:10):
I did.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
I had a humdinger of a meal, turkey, ham, all
the trimmings, five different kind of pie. I was plumped
up new girlfriend. Nope, my friend manages a golden crowd.
Speaker 15 (39:19):
Now that works.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Do they still have that chocolate waterfall?
Speaker 9 (39:24):
No?
Speaker 6 (39:24):
But if I had eaten with my family, I probably
could have made my own. Whoa what two cents? Unless
time for Mary to get it getting I mind? If
I grab another couple of that free coffee on my
way out, you help yourself. Hell, keep your saddle old
in your gone grease and holler ver and you need
me a sorry world? Ain't it offered the cook every
year and they always say it's too much work.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 17 (39:54):
Hey y'all, this is comedian Julie Scoggins, and I want
to congratulate the boys on being in inducted into the
North Carolina Broadcasting Hall of Fame. If anybody deserves it,
it's these guys.
Speaker 12 (40:07):
Hi, John Boy, Billy, this is your red deck, Buddy,
Jardie Daniels. I am so proud and so pleased for
you guys, and feel you deserve the honor of being
in the North Carolina National Association of Broadcasters Hall of Fame.
I am happy for you. I'm not even gonna tell
a joke this morning. God bless you both. Congratulations
Good morning, a lot more big show coming.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up, John Boy, Big Big Show, fels picky.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
I'm Matthew.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oh Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
the news intro. You boobe, no, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs and get down.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I gotta go make coffee for the boys so they
can go on making that audio magic known as did
John Boy by Big Show, carry on, drake peeple.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Hey, Hey, hey, fuck up up, hit hit. I'm gonna
talk like Yoda. I am all day, not so far.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What are gonna start?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I thought I was sounded like him in my head.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Mistaken you were all right.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'll just stick with John Boy, the one you know,
all right?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Hey, hey, hey, Wednesday, November twenty ninth, everybody looking good,
ibody feeling good? Thrown throwing you Thanksgiving leftovers away? Yet
I read your supposed to by now. Yeah, I'll believe
that stuff.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Maybe that's part of the problem, correct you.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I don't believe in bachelism. Oh man, keep stuff refrigerated.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
If you're back in the day, if you could dig
a hole and keep like meat and you know, salt
and keep it like for a year.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Wait a minute, wait a minute, refrigerated.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Keep stuff a refrigerator and cold, you know.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
And then I just got to heat it up kind
of like it if it's room temperature.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
I would tell you I had a friend, a girlfriend,
not a girlfriend girlfriend, but a friend that was girl.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
And you'll know her, but I'm not gonna out her.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
She thought that you could buy those rotisserie chickens uh huh,
and they had some magical preservation about them that you
didn't have to refrigerate him.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You could just leave them on the kid for days.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Check here and eat them. And I'm not kidding. I
had to go No, you can't do that. You'll definitely
get sick for that. Oh I've been doing it for years.
You're insane. How long is it set there?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I don't know. It takes me three, four or five
days to go through it. Are you crazy? O? No? Okay, no,
you know how I amuse family and friends.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I really though, when he said I have a friend,
I thought, oh, buddy, girl, he's gonna say I did
something done.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
It probably was me, No.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
That was it was actually mag Yeah, it's a little.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
Too early in the show to do this, but I'm
gonna go ahead and do it anyway. From my favorite
one of my favorite movies, Sling Blade.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Y'all, don't shut up my.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Mother, go out of my mind.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Sorry we didn't include him, right, I really don't have
any leftovers because they out right.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Which is such a weird thing.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
I'm not used to thanks heavy with no leftovers at
all of the day.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, you ain't go ahead to worry about getting sick,
that's true. Come on over my house, help me clean
out in the French.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Right.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Well, we got three days in History saved double.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Get a first prize back out and get that winning beginning,
all right, doesn't playing Big Shoe's on the radio. Good morning,
that's a big show on the radio. Get that first
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Speaker 1 (04:11):
Three Days in History where we're gett a categories. Listen along,
here's November the twenty ninth.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It was nineteen thirty six from the I'm My Own
Grandpa Department. I love these so in Iowa, follow along,
just help you wake up. A father and son mary sisters.
This makes the son his father's brother in law. He
also becomes brother in law and stepson to his father's wife.
(04:39):
So his father's wife becomes both her sister's mother in
law and sister in law. His own wife is his
stepmother's sister, sister in law, and daughter in law.
Speaker 8 (04:50):
And you don't want to know what happens when they
hit eighty eight miles an hour. It's usually you have
to be in the Rolling Stones to have a family.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
All right, Well, let's move up to nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
A New Zealand company announced it would have round up
any unwanted possums that no charge to export.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The meet in the Hong Kong.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Hong Kongers apparently love possum, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Don't they have, like, you know, Chinese possums. I don't
think so. I think you know what it is about them.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
They don't have to be refrigerated. That's the cool thing
about that now they.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Do New Zealand. That's not Chinese. Where we get Chinese?
I don't know it because Hong Kong it was that?
Is that Japan or China? China?
Speaker 10 (05:34):
China?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Okay, oh say it was a New Zealand company that
rounded up the possums.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
So New Zealand got possums. Yeah, all right, that was
That was their bumper sticker for years. New Zealand got possums.
That was on their license.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Class where I saw it on a plate or think
about stuff moving around your house for that category. And finally,
on this day, No. Four, Godzilla received a star of
the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
And destroyed eight city blocks in the process.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Is Godzilla the only monster there? We know, uppillars, it's
gotta y'all know you got a star? Y'all been there,
he's noticed it.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I've been there, only one.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, he's the only movie monster, Godzilla.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
There's a categories one of eight hundred big shows you
told Free Line across America. We'll play Outbursts next. Good morning,
(06:47):
and it's a big show on the radio, humming do
your Home Day.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Today's featured track from the Big show that bock.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Steve Rizzo goes to the Falkland Islands sirves for the
word Rizzo tell them one of those from the Big
Boxing were't hearing on the radio not anymore? No, no, what's'
wasn't out check it out at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
He gave the prizes from the Big Prize being Let's go.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
He contested number one.
Speaker 8 (07:31):
This should really be a lot of funks when you're
playing Outburst.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Have a hurry up and guest time you have the
best time.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
You have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Let's say he a Donna from Fall branch hen Us
say we have shots.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Good morning, Donna.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Morning guys. How are you okay?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
We are good.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Let's let's greet the day with you winning this big
old red Max prize pack.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Donna, you ready, baby, let's do it.
Speaker 11 (08:11):
I've been trying to reach you guys for years.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, don't blow it. Okay, all right, Donald, So here
we go, baby, you relax. We got it, but right
quick like in five seconds. Three family members ready.
Speaker 11 (08:30):
Go, father, grandfather and COVID.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
That's good, all right, easy way to start out here. Now, okay,
think about it. Look out that screen door. Three things
you could eat from your backyard, ready.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Right now, okay, right now, the squirrel rabbits.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh wow, that's pretty good dinner. Right then, backyard, all
right for the wind. Give us three removie monsters. Ready, go.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
God Zilla, Brady Krueger and King Kong.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Maw Mars.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Out my back, Dorton, we're gonna prize back, Donna. Glad
you made a food. Glad you got your prize pack.
Thank you for listening all these years over in Fall Branch. Wait,
sure they like you, guys.
Speaker 12 (09:25):
I hope, I hope y'all had a happy Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Sure did, don Thank you you too, baby. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 11 (09:31):
Merry Christmas, guys.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Bottom of the hour, on top of your news.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Right on the other side, get us on early morning
store from mister Robar. Right, good morning, make shows on
(10:24):
the radio early Wednesday morning.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Here is mister Rubarb. Thank you, gimme a beat an
say anytime now. I'm sorry, Hello boys and girls. This
is your vaguely off putting but basically harmless old pal,
mister Rubb, And this is story time. Today's story is
(10:50):
called a Meir's summer job many years ago. Got a minute.
Many years ago, during the Islamic Revolution, a man named
Ali Mohammed left his home in Iran and moved his
family to America. He got a job working at a
Tyson chicken processing plant. Every day, mister Muhammad saw huge
(11:16):
buckets of chicken beaks being thrown away. He knew there
were many parts of the world where pickled chicken beaks
are a delicacy. He asked his boss if he could
take the beaks home. The boss agreed, and a new
business was born. Mister Mohammed started pickling small batches of
the beaks and sold them to ethnic food stores all
(11:40):
over the city. When mister Mohammed's son, Emir, got his
driver's license, his father gave him a job delivering pickled
chicken beaks. He put a waterproof bedliner in the back
of the company pickup truck. Every day he would fill
the back of the truck with pickled prime, dump a
load of chicken beaks in it, and send his son
(12:01):
off to deliver the beaks to the stores. And because
he was a very stern and frugal man, mister Muhammad
didn't actually pay his son with money. Instead, Emir's mom
would make her son's very favorite dish, a delicious pie
made with sweet fruit and berries wrapped in a large
(12:24):
slice of pita bread. Emir loved the pie so much
he was happy to work for food, and so mister
Muhammed's son got his very first summer job delivering orders
for his father's company. Instead of money, he got paid
a pita piper pickup of pickled peckers. That was kind
(12:47):
of a long time. I want to do it again.
Do it a pita piper pickup of pickled peckers. That's good.
And that's it for this edition of story Time. Do
we meet again? This is mister Rouble reminding you be cool,
staying cool and remember only users low struck Later. Good morning,
(13:34):
it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 8 (13:37):
Here we go, and now deep thoughts with Zach the
weed Guy's girlfriend, Mary Jane.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh yeah, you didn't have neighbors.
Speaker 13 (13:51):
What's up, y'all? Doing good? I'm doing good, thanks, res.
I've just been sitting around the house, you know, thinking
about stuff. I see what you did there, that's cool. Cool.
You know, I drive more carefully when there's a bag
of takeout food and the seat beside me.
Speaker 14 (14:12):
Than I do, and there's like an actual person in
the seat beside the line.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Go careful around the corner.
Speaker 13 (14:23):
YouTube, Like, shouldn't put ads on the front of a
first aid video?
Speaker 15 (14:28):
You know?
Speaker 13 (14:28):
I mean, we don't have time to think about red
lobster when Uncle Frank's choking on a chicken button. I
think our microwave broke, so we bought us a new one.
It's got so many buttons on it. I mean, how
many buttons does a microwave need? I'd say about four.
(14:52):
I mean, come on, look me in the eye. Come on,
tell me you've ever pushed the seven button on a microwave.
Google street View is like the weirdest job ever. One
day you walk in they hired a new guy and
his boss said, okay, put this camera on top of
(15:14):
your car and like, go drive down every street in
the world. That made my head hurt.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
If you're quiet.
Speaker 13 (15:33):
And you're good looking, well people think you're mysterious. But
if you're quiet and ugly, they think, yipe, this is weirdo.
The most reassuring.
Speaker 14 (15:49):
Thing to hear somebody say on the phone is.
Speaker 12 (15:53):
Take your time.
Speaker 14 (15:54):
I haven't left yet either.
Speaker 13 (16:02):
Humans are at the top of the food chain. What's
at the bottom. I think it's Zaxby's. Saxby's for sure.
And I hate when the cashier at CBS goes, would
you like to round up a dollar to fight child hunger?
And I'm like, y'all make up a jillion dollars a year,
(16:23):
and I'm using a coupon to get fifty cents off
a box of band Aids, Like why do you round
up a dollar? Okay, one more?
Speaker 1 (16:39):
And then like I gotta go.
Speaker 13 (16:42):
And run off my landscapers. Back when I was little,
I asked my dad what being a grown up is like,
and he said, you know, little princess, that thing where
you fall down on a trampoline and all the other
kids keep jumping you can't get back up.
Speaker 14 (17:01):
It's a lot like that.
Speaker 13 (17:05):
Yeah, my dad's pretty smart. Anyway, that's it for now.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Y'all keep walking.
Speaker 13 (17:13):
I'll keep doing my stuff. Thinking later.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
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Speaker 1 (17:24):
He must be very proud.
Speaker 14 (17:27):
He loves me. Like that Johnny coffee. They have it
in the machines.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Don't move around out there. You can get whatever.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
The opposite of a brain freeze.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Is I put ice in my coffee during the summer
times anywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yeah, I'm on. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
It was said, oh wow, wow, good morning. That's a
(18:32):
big show on the radio for you. Wednesday, November twenty ninth.
A lot of stuff happening over the long Thanksgiving weekend.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
I know we talked about this over there. We didn't
hit it yet.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Did y'all get to see Dolly Parton's halftime show during
the Cowboys watching the Commander's game on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And so Jackie was watching it.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
With her mama, Jackie, Jackie, tell Jim what you said,
you boy, I'm about half hearted Jackie.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 14 (19:04):
We were watching her and you know, she got a
little outfit on.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
I said, she kind of old looking at them clothes.
My mama turned on a.
Speaker 14 (19:10):
Me and said, you wait till you're seventy some years old.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
She looks good, man.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I mean she she did the version of the classic
Dallas Cowboys cheerleader uniform, and Dolly is seventy seven years old.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah she did.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I mean not many humans don't look at it and
go to seven seven the version. Now, her breaches were
a little baggy.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I gotta give that boy.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Jackie and I were walking behind him yesterday. I said,
look at that, how do they stay? They're all the
way past his hips.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I want to get you and Jackie's ma mother fuck.
Speaker 7 (19:55):
We speculated that he pins his pants to his T shirt.
That's on you figure.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'm sorry, please continue. Well she did look good, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought about that one. She said, said how long
does it take to do your hair? And she said,
I don't know. I'm never there.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
We love us.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I bet she look good. That's crazy, and may I say, Mama,
I'm sorry. That was neat man.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
She was part of the Salvation Armies and holiday drive
with a red kettle there, and she said, quoting her,
when you drop a dollar in that red kettle, you
can make a difference for the family who are struggling
to put food on the table and.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
For the single parent who can't make rent. Did y'all
notice she was using his Dolly partners.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
It didn't really sound like her, but it didn't really
sound like.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Why won't y'all just focus on good morning big shows
on the radio. Coming up?
Speaker 3 (21:02):
We play John boyd, Jeopardy, We go do we get
a winter like we do have a day this morning?
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Speaker 16 (21:37):
Well, I was just searching around. Since you did the
Macy's parade balloons, I don't have much to talk about.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Oh he also covered Dolly Parking.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah, you know the reports never start out this way.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
On entertainment tonight, We're like, no, thanks a lot, but
you know I'd watch more. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 14 (21:57):
You know they're saying it in their head, they're just
not saying it right.
Speaker 16 (22:01):
Marty Kroft the TV producer best known for co creating
with his brother Sid the children's shows such as Hr
Puffin Stuff, Land of the Loss, Sigmund and The Sea Monsters,
as well as Donnie Marie and The Brady Bunch Hour.
Speaker 5 (22:13):
They created Donny Marie that those aren't real people.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
I thought they were muppets.
Speaker 14 (22:18):
The well, bless his heart, he passed away. He was
eighty six years old.
Speaker 16 (22:23):
Past Despite doing more dramatic roles in recent years, Bradley
Cooper says he's open to doing another Hangover movie.
Speaker 14 (22:30):
Yes, Bradley wants a Hangover four.
Speaker 16 (22:32):
Yes, he said he would probably do a Hangover four
in an instant, just because he loves the director and
he loves the guys.
Speaker 14 (22:39):
Zach ed he loves them all so much that he
would probably do it.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
You know what, it probably would work again. I mean,
I think the last one was okay. You know most
of them. You know, you get a past three and
there's like, no lovely. The first one is just amazing, amazing, Yeah.
Gold Yeah.
Speaker 14 (22:57):
Paris Hilton, y'all remember her, Harris Hilton.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Well she will let us forget her.
Speaker 14 (23:01):
Yeah, keep it alive.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Paris.
Speaker 14 (23:03):
She welcomed her second child into the world, and maybe.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Girl made them wow that she knows that.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
Well.
Speaker 16 (23:13):
She and her husband have named a little girl London,
and London joins her brother Phoenix, and both children are
believed to have been born via surrogate.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
According to.
Speaker 14 (23:25):
Them, Holid Oats, you.
Speaker 16 (23:30):
Know, arguably one of the most successful, longest lasting duo
and music history, are headed for a bumpy ride because
Daryl Hall has filed a suit against John Oates.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
It's like a restraining order when they were first.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Let's found out, found out and you got that was
a lot more than what I.
Speaker 16 (23:51):
I know that the suit was filed on November sixteenth
in Nashville, and that's as far as she's read.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah headline, you know her generation.
Speaker 16 (24:00):
And while it's a sealed classified document, TMS nobody knows
that TMZ of course has the leaks, and they said
that their speculation that they're in arbitration because Hall feels
that Oats violated a deal.
Speaker 14 (24:12):
They also report that Hall has gotten over straining order
against his partner. That's all I got on it.
Speaker 8 (24:17):
It's something about a company that owns part of their
music publishing and Oates wants to sell and Darryldill Hall
doesn't want to see.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
So we talk about these artists that sell their cats
with a bunch of money, and they got some songs there,
so I'm sure it comes down the money.
Speaker 16 (24:31):
Well, Hall had already been burned by that because in
twenty one he sold some of his interests in the
thing and he didn't get paid, so he's been burned
by it.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Okay, well yeah, well you definitely want to get paid. Yeah.
Speaker 15 (24:45):
Please.
Speaker 7 (24:47):
You know he's got a great Darryl Hall has a
great web, I mean a YouTube channel where they.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Do record sect house. Yes, and it looks like a show.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
It is awesome, I mean, and he'll have like the
original O Jays on or just you never know who's
gonna pop.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Up on or sometimes oj shows up.
Speaker 13 (25:04):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (25:06):
So but like see low Green did a version of
I can't go for that with him. Listen to just
a piece of it here if I can get it
to play.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
And then awesome enough that a bumper base, uh huh,
but not in the middle of but it's worth.
Speaker 14 (25:38):
I mean as far as you know, I orchestrated that, right, Yeah,
that's great.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
Great.
Speaker 16 (25:45):
I'll be cut to here in a minute. Rolling Stones
are gonna hit the road next year.
Speaker 14 (25:50):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
They're like in their eighties, right, the road is gonna
hit back.
Speaker 16 (25:55):
They're gonna support their new album, Hackney Diamonds, and so
they're gonna fifteen US stadium dates and one in Canada
starting April twenty eight in Houston.
Speaker 14 (26:05):
Right, you can catch the stones next.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Sponging by aar pay. Yeah, yeah it is, yeah about
you were finished, all.
Speaker 10 (26:15):
Right, Randy?
Speaker 13 (26:17):
That was.
Speaker 16 (26:19):
And I want to let you know that Mark Knopfler
is following the lead of his friend Eric Clapton by
auctioning off more than one hundred and twenty of his
guitars and amp wires.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Wow wow.
Speaker 14 (26:29):
He told the BBC. This reason for the sale is
his age.
Speaker 16 (26:32):
He said that I'm looking now at about twenty guitars
that I use to make records, and there are at
least one hundred left that aren't getting played, and he'd
like them to be played.
Speaker 13 (26:41):
So he's going to.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Auction them off to folks. I ain't going to give
them away pay.
Speaker 16 (26:46):
His big ticket item is a nineteen fifty nine Gibson
Les Paul with a sunburst finish.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Wow.
Speaker 16 (26:51):
It's considered the holy Grail of electric guitars, and it's
expected to sell between three hundred and seventy five and
six hundred thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
We'll have to make sure low vintage Instruments knows about
this auction. Mark Knopfler's wonderful things.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
Yes, yes, I mean this is no pre blown train
this little bit, and if we have time for one more,
Paul McCartney, Elton John and Garth Brooks will make an
appearance in the sequel to This Is Spinal Tap.
Speaker 14 (27:21):
Rob Reiner says, we're going to start shooting.
Speaker 16 (27:23):
At the end of February and it will reportly parody
the Last Waltz, director Martin Scorsese's film about the band's
farewell show Thanksgiving seventy six.
Speaker 5 (27:34):
They've been trying to get them to do this for years.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh my god, you're kidding. You were a good worker.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Appreciate you, baby. Well, let's get us a winner. Let's
play John Boy Jeopardy Review. Yesterday's question. We found out
the American flag that was famously planted at this location
was actually knocked over by the vehicle used by the
guys who planted it. The Moon on the Moon, And
it wasn't there a little four wheeler to the.
Speaker 5 (28:04):
Engine when they blasted back off.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Yeah, Today's John Boyjeopardy. The blood of the Texas horn
Star Lizard contains chemicals similar to pepper spray. When under attack,
they can squirt a stream of it directly from this
body part.
Speaker 5 (28:23):
I hope it's their horn.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Texas down Now you don't know about your horn, Star Lizard.
Let's play John Moore Jeopardy one eight hundred Big Show
you told free line across America.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
We play next. Good morning. It's a big show on
(29:04):
the radio.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Running to your Wednesday Humpday, November twenty ninth. Today's feature
track for the Big Show bit Box. Steve Rizzo goes
to the Falkland Islands. Yes serves for a keyword Rizzo.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Here, Big Show history. Make a visit to the Bigshow
dot comy Right now, let's play Yes live a cuss
of my reconns and now your hosts just back from
a trip to the Falkland Islands.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
With Steve Rizzo.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
He he's John Nory and nowhere.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
That he didn't try.
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Hey, the Eddie out of Saudi Daisy, Tennessee. Good morning, Eddie,
good morning, good morning. All right, hate my rabbit buddy
is out of Saudi Daisy, Right man, I gotta fight.
Never mind, I'll get back up Jackie as make sure
I get to ask Andy about this rabbit club.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Is that the guy you call Whoopsie?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
Uh yeah, I'm gonna keep trying. You would be a
hit there. I don't think I will, Eddie when you
first stop, buddy. Let's see what you got. The blood
of the Texas horn star lizard contains chemicals similar to
pepper spray, and when under attack, they can squirt a
(30:33):
stream of that directly from this body part. What do
you think, Eddie, it's tongue, you say, his tongue. Let's see, boy,
that would make all his food taste Hey, Eddie, we
(30:54):
appreciate you playing man. You have a great day and
beautiful part of the country.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
There, buddy, Okay, thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 8 (31:01):
Man.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Let's go to Lisa. She's down in Athens, Alabama. Good morning, Lisa, Hey,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
I like to say hey, all my turkey buddies to
go with these rabbit buddies. Lisa, how are you doing today?
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 9 (31:19):
How about you?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Very good? Well?
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You got the next shot of this John Boy Jeopardy.
Where does that Texas horn star lizard squirt stuff from?
Speaker 15 (31:30):
What are its times?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
What are its eyes?
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Which sounds like an o day at the water park itself?
Speaker 6 (31:45):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Pretty soon would have gotten to the butt. Lisa. You
got it, baby. We're sending your price back down to
Athens for you.
Speaker 12 (31:56):
That's great, Thank you so much.
Speaker 15 (31:58):
First time caller rode on go okay, day to day light?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Beer back next day to day Light. Beard's boy, that's
one's head down to Athens, Alabama. Hey, time capsule, don't
up next?
Speaker 4 (32:24):
H can.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 10 (33:03):
Hello, here's this hoint all my life on a fight
about it?
Speaker 13 (33:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Not right now, man, John Morren Billy here are yeah?
Speaker 10 (33:11):
Big hold he looking fought Indian all red neck? No,
not much? How's it going? Never? Steady Reid has then
moved in with us again.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Oh no, don't tell me he's having trouble with his wife.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Yep.
Speaker 10 (33:28):
The clock is winding down on another there likely they
don't do nothing but argue. That reminds me of the Simpson.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Homer in Margin.
Speaker 10 (33:38):
Oh Jay, and.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Now what number wife is read up to?
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Now?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
I think I lost cam.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
That isn't there as number six?
Speaker 4 (33:47):
He's been married six times five? Seriously, what's the problem
this time?
Speaker 10 (33:53):
All they've been arguing lately about was not it's all
right to have one night a week out with the boy.
Uh huh, he don't think you should.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
So Raig's moved in with you and Delver.
Speaker 10 (34:06):
Yeah, we took him down the rats Fall Beach last
weekend and kind of get his mind off of it.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Uh huh.
Speaker 10 (34:10):
Went downstayed this place right around the corner from Johnny
Mercer's piers, did some fishing.
Speaker 9 (34:15):
It.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
Went out on Friday morning about six o'clock and sat
up right down from this feller. It's the way down
to the end of the pier. We fished till about
noon when get some lunch. We'd come back an hour later.
This third and the end of the dock still there,
hadn't moved. By the time we started cracking up about
four point thirty. He was still sitting there, stayed there
all day long. Next morning we come out again, same
fowler sitting in the exact same place now, you know.
(34:38):
Waved at him and he waved back. He stayed there
the whole time we was there. Again. We come out
again Sunday morning. I'll be dog gone if that same
song Agne wasn't up exactly the same place and stayed
there the whole time he was there that day. Goodness,
So we went in Sunday afternoon, took a shower, went
out to get a beer. We walk in and say, down,
guess who's sitting at the end of the bar? Song
(34:58):
we gon from the pier again. So I walked down
there and I sat beside. I haven't brought him a beer,
and we got to talking. I says, you down here
by yourself, the little fishing, I guess, And the feller says, well, no,
actually I'm on my honeymoon. I said, honeymoon, where's your wife?
And he said, well, she's back at the motel. I said, well, well,
you've been out here fishing for three solid days. Now
(35:20):
here you are sitting here drinking in a bar. How
come you ain't back at the motel celebrating with you
new bride? He says, well, let me tell you the truth.
She she's got a real bad case of gonorrhea. I said,
that's tough. How come you just don't, you know, go
around and lay down with her and hold her real close,
and you know, y'all just kind of snugle up. He says, well,
(35:42):
she don't fill up to that neither. She's got a
real bad case of diary. Oh man, well, did you
at least give her a nice big kiss before you
walked out the door. He says, can't do that either.
She's got piery. I said, my got it. Listen, if
(36:04):
you don't mind me asking why in the world that
you marry this woman? He said, Wow, she's got worms too.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
And you know how I look, ah, that's what I
call the trouble relationship.
Speaker 10 (36:23):
Right, but you don't read up right quick? Here man
was to the pick up. Move some more of this
stuff out of the trailer. Yeah, well will you tell him?
I said, Hi, I know what you mean. I came
to stay up for.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Shaun Boy and Billy Morning radio.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Dumb right, good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(37:18):
We're going to do your Wednesday morning, November.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
The twenty ninth. Well, here's a fellow.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
The seen is shared thanksgivings over one hundred in fact,
always happy to have him stop by.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
Welcome back, nermal tea Wheeler had John Boy, haveybody? How
was your Thanksgiving? You must have a bunch of family.
Well you say that like it's a good thing. Truth
be told.
Speaker 6 (37:43):
This is the second generation of the Wheeler clan that
can't cook with a plug.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Nickel. Oh no, say it ain't so. I wish I could.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
My great granddaughter thinks butterball is a formal dance for
dairy farmers, and last year she made one of them
to foo turkeys. She still gets mad when I call
it pranksgiving. I finally asked her if she ever been
in the damn kitchen afore. She got all offended and
told me she was an excellent cook about that time
(38:12):
she took the salad out of the microwave. Well, at
least they gave me an idea for a Christmas present
for cooking lessons. I'm not that optimistic. I bought her
one of them big Betty Crocker cookbooks a couple of
year ago.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
Well did it help?
Speaker 13 (38:28):
No?
Speaker 6 (38:29):
No, she left it on the stove and to burn up.
She's so distracted by putting that fire. I she forgot
about that thirty dollars roast that is in the oven.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Does she burn that too?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
Well, let's just say she got the volunteer fire department
on speed down now. So this year I got her
a perfect gift. It's a smoke alarm that shuts off
when you say I'm just cooking.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
I know some folks I can use something like that.
Speaker 10 (38:54):
Eh.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
My first wife was she could not cook her lick
and she made sure I knew that before we got
his said, why would you want me to know that?
And she said, that way you'll be disappointed from the start,
not just when you see me naked.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Well, I hate you. Didn't have a good Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 10 (39:10):
I did.
Speaker 6 (39:11):
I had a humdinger of a meal, turkey, ham, all
the trimmings, five different kind of pie. I was plumped
up new girlfriend. Nope, my friend manages a golden crowd.
Speaker 15 (39:19):
Now that works.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
Do they still have that chocolate waterfall?
Speaker 9 (39:24):
No?
Speaker 6 (39:24):
But if I had eaten with my family, I probably
could have made my own. Whoa what two cents? Unless
time for Mary to get it getting I mind? If
I grab another couple of that free coffee on my
way out, you help yourself. Hell, keep your saddle old
in your gone grease and holler ver and you need
me a sorry world? Ain't it offered the cook every
year and they always say it's too much work.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
More chances you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 17 (39:54):
Hey y'all, this is comedian Julie Scoggins, and I want
to congratulate the boys on being in inducted into the
North Carolina Broadcasting Hall of Fame. If anybody deserves it,
it's these guys.
Speaker 12 (40:07):
Hi, John Boy, Billy, this is your red deck, Buddy,
Jardie Daniels. I am so proud and so pleased for
you guys, and feel you deserve the honor of being
in the North Carolina National Association of Broadcasters Hall of Fame.
I am happy for you. I'm not even gonna tell
a joke this morning. God bless you both. Congratulations
Hosts And Creators
Billy James
Johnny "John Boy" Isley
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