November 22, 2023 • 43 mins
Weds (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got plenty of Thanksgiving leftovers to go around.. - extra helpings of Thanksgiving fun - Including another episode of Unknown History with Clyde the Camel at the first Thanksgiving!.. - Plus we tap the brain of Tom Sorensen for all things NFL - he’s been on a tear lately, so place your bets!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical? Ovenadu.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It is Wednesday, November the twenty second, the day before Thanksgiving,
be precisely the forty seventh week, three hundred and twenty
sixth day of twenty three. There are thirty nine days
left until twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Don't type line if you only you were as good
at calorie councils you are at that.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Somebody write them down for me like Taylor does. Here
there's an app for that. Yeah, well, let's say hear
national days all written down right here for me National
Taiwan Own Day. And then it says, no, not that
you booze hounds.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's a trse. I know Taylor didn't write it.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So this day celebrates the apron as well as the
past generations of women who wore them, and it says here,
I don't understand this. It was also created as a
day to bring joy to the life of someone in
need and celebrate the spirit of giving.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
So now the boozehounds are going, aren't you sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I guess, I guess cooking dinner and then making you know, baye,
get to it.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I wear when I cook, you I gotta figure on
the grill if I got one handy, you know, I
had one of my fact I wonder what happened to
my grilling sauce apron.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
One of the boozehounds must have made off.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
National juke Box Day says the day before gathering around
the turkey. Gather around the nearest juke box to celebrate
this day.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
How's that? Let's go that?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Well, all right, National Cranberry Relish Day.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Hey, while you're there at the juke box, a big
cranberry rush?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Is that different than cranberry sauce?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I guess that, yes, I believed to us originated in
the New England States during the early nineteen hundreds of
the big relish craze.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Has like you know, you have other stuff in it,
you know, like oranges.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's like chunkier.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, don't cram that in the day before thanks, even man,
I like to bounceykind you know, grew up with.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's some balance paste. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Sound comes out and it just goes with turkey and dressing.
For some reason, that tastes.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Because your whole life, right, all right, well.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
That works, all right, Well, we got three days in
history saved up. We'll get a first prize back out
and get to winning beginning.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We're awake.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Big Shoe's on a radio. Good morning, Big Show's on
a radio. First prize packet today a liquid performance automotive
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Click on that banner when you go to the Big
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to three Days in History, where we'll.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Get our categories for you don't win it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
November twenty two, nineteen seventeen, the National Hockey League was
founded and they're all Canadian teams. Montreal Canadians, the Montreal Maroons.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
At Moron, we represent Toronto Arenas, Wow, Quebec Bulldogs and
Ottawa Senators.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And you know the Canadians is oh, and they're still
using wow.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Now on this day.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
In nineteen sixty one, to Elvis movie Blue Hawaii premiered
and it made four point seven million. It was his
biggest movie of his career. What was that one about?
About the same thing that they're all about that?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, he was going to a restaurant and get
in a fight with somebody and then they'd sing us
all yes, sir, They were all pretty much alike.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Know who the girl was with him? Had to look
that up.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Kelly Shelley, Fabaret was in a couple of ways.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
And Margaret, yeah, was she the woman at the never mind?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right? Then finally this day No.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Three, three burglars were arrested in Brazil after they returned
to a house and asked for receipts for the goods
stay had stolen. Seeing the young thieves besides being idiot,
told the homeowner that they couldn't sell the stuff. So
he said wait here, and he went to get the receipts,
That's what he said. And they called police in come
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arest Ah. You know, you have to wonder about that Brazil.
They actually probably didn't think it was anything wrong with it.
If they went back to the homeowner, could we get
the receipts that we stole from.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You know, we stole from you, fair and square. You
can right right, can do it. Some paperwork here.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It was crazy and that's about where we're getting to today. Boys,
that's O three. That was twenty years ago. Look around America, gon,
that's smashing grab crap. All right, anyway, good morning. That's
our three categories. We're ready to let's get the win
and beginning that'll hell all right one eight hundred big show,
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We'll get a contestant and plain nex good the morning,
Big shows already, Well, that escalated rather quickly. At the
same time, Wow, oh yeah, why the work here for
your day before Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Let's get you ready to uh well, when we already did.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, going to it again, apparently ready maybe the
Brazil story you'll come out.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, let's play about Teddy more stories, getting any.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Job, give the prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Let's go contestant number one. This should be a lot
of fun.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Playing you love the best time?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You love a big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Robert haanging Old Robert from Stegma, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Shots Robber, what's up?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Good morning, Robert, Robert?
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Was that I'm telling a dog sound different on the radio?
All right, Robert, We're glad you made it in here, buddy.
Let's get you through these three categories you ready to go? Yes, sir,
five seconds. Give us three things you see in a
hockey game?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Ready to go?
Speaker 7 (07:49):
A player I three and scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Maroons and.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
A bunch of maroons. That was a bugs bunny disc.
All right, Robert, back to you. But three things you
find in Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Ready go? Fineapple, volcano and resorts. All right for the win.
Three reasons you need receipts?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Ready go, he returned, refund and rebate.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well done, Robert, John Boy Miller bugget with a liquid
performance automotive cleaning and detailing kit.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Headed you away over steadman.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Awesome, thank you, all right, first time calling John Boy.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
All right, man, there go Robert.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Hey, by the way, tell you just tell me about
that Elvis Steel talking about. He returns home to Hawaii
following several years of strict military life, and then he
wants to hang loose and surf all day. But his family,
who's Elvis? His family pressures him to work for the
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family pineapple business who looked to you, much to the
chagrin of his snobby mother, Angela Lansbury. Now so he
lands a job as a tour guide of the same company,
where his girlfriend Joan Blackman works.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
I don't know that name.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh I got a Jon Man. We can't picture, all right,
Helvas Robert, you hang on for your prize pack.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
All right, sir, thank you?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh U Sue play quarterback for the Vikings. Apparently that Bill.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Was still looking up Elvis' girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Even at her age. Now, Billy won't jump out and
cut you off your news, won't.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
J bouy it. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
It's a big show on the radio. Day before Thanksgiving.
Yesterday's featured track from The Big Show Bit Box Carl Childers, Thanksgiving?
Got that we don't play fire at the Morland browsers
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What I want to tell you?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box Marvin Webster,
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And ignore the picture of John Boy that will walk
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You'll get a lot of hits with that. Yeah, for sure.
Where do you go to the Big Show dot com?
Let's do it.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
It's time once again for story time with your host,
Carl Childers.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
I reckon you hear about that first Thanksgiving? What happened
a fur piece back? I heard it totally good many ways,
but I figured I might be able to come up
with some Rather say about it the way I hear tell,
a bunch of foreigners got a belly full of way.
They's doing things over wear in that foreign country they
was a living in. It's all a big family of
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them decided to come to America. Here there's all kinfolk
one way or another. It seems to me all had
the last name Pilgrim. Well Sair. These Pilgrim folks packed
him changing drawers and some potted meat. All of them
pile on us. Some boats there. Some folks call them ships.
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I call them boats. They called them a Nina the
pinner in the santy clause. Then Pilgrim's pretty much know
count when it come to sailing and such. They so
busy playing shuffle board and the fooling around, they wound
up running a plumb into a big old.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Rock on the shore there.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
They figure as long as they run up on dry land,
they might as well give his place a shot. They
weren't sriffing if and this is America or not. They
so dadgum happy to be off in the water. He's
ready to bust. They weren't used to having so much
room to live in, so they all runed off summers,
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exploring and laughing and carrying on. I reckon, they it's
a bit noisy. All that nonsense didn't sit too well
where the folks that's already living there had a whole
bunch of Indians homesteading in them parts.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Not the kind with a red polka dot in their.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Heads, other kind kind of living tents, carry tommy hawks
and whatnot. Seemed they didn't like being called in as much,
I reckon. They wanted to be called Native Americans. Them
Pilgrim said, all right, then, it's a good thing in
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Native Americans is a friendly bunch. Them Pilgrims did a
sorry job of taking care of themselves. And I didn't
know nothing about farming. And they have no warm clothes,
just the bigger hats with them shoes with a big
belt buckle on them. They're pretty good at a digging
a hole with a stove. They couldn't scide for how
to fix up a shed to put over the top
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of it. They's pretty much no counted everything. Madam old
Native American fella school them on how to take care
of things, especially this one fella named Squanto, I reckon.
He had him some time off of working with a
lone ranger. So he showed them Pilgrim there how to
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get along right good. Thought him how to hunt, catch
a catfish that wharfs down to the laundry man, sharping
that lawn more blade with a big old rock. Even
told him how to use bead and shiny rocks to
do some trading with that big squad with a sore
feet up the dollar store. Native Americans liking the way
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them Pilgrims talked. Pilgrims like the way them Native Americans talked, Well, sir,
things went along pretty good for us bill that Pilgrim family. Well, sir,
they thought they'd throw a big shean dig for our
new friends there. Say no, they's grateful for all that help,
well sir. They decided to rustle up some special sort
of grubb or another really put on the dog. Told
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Daddy Pilgrim some of his boys there, they decided to
go hunting. They're so excited they couldn't sleep. So they
got up early and had breakfast at the Warfel house there,
and then off they went. They weren't add it too
long before, and they run across his big old funny
looking bird. Not funny queer funny ha ha, kind of
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looked like a big old dog with a feather duster
stuck in his hind end. Well, sir, they got that
funny looking bird, stuffed it with some stovetop stuff, and
trotted it out for that big old surprise supper. Well,
squatto had him a little girl there, cute little thang,
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no burgg than a squirrel. She saw that bird all
cooked up. She started to bawl and her eyes out.
She yelled, what you kill my turkey firm? What you
kill my turkey firm? Turned out that old funny looking
bird there was a turkey squander. Little girl and that turkey.
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They made friends. Why didn't sit too well with them
Native Americans? They just all red. They didn't gonna kill
them pilgrims. They it's so close to Christmas. They just
leading there to fend for themselves. Some Native Americans. They
runed off down to Atlanta. Darn them a baseball team
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that bilgram did. Alright, I reckon they begat and begat
party Sunday's all over the place, So I reckon. Except
for that little girl, her ned turkey, he's a pretty
happy ending all around.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Moral.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
The story is you're gonna eat some folks pet bird.
Do it close to Christmas so they don't key you.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
The end.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
Story time is brought to you by Hard Graves potted
meat product chuck full of peckers and lips since nineteen
thirty seven, You.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Ever each somebody's burn, Old Feller, Good morning, This make
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show on the radio day before Thanksgiving coming up about
twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Got a Marine sergeant Rocky. They was actually taking hostage
a bit. I ran hostage deal about four hundred and
forty four days.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Were Yeah, we're.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Talking about the folds of honor, and here something to
be thankful for our men and women and service.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You know how phil about that?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
So about twenty minutes, so if you can be around
by man Rocky.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
And folds of honor. All right?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
That now not nothing about this was kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
It's time for dumb crook news. Dumb crook stories gleaned
from newspapers and wire services and honestly sending in by
you the big show listener and the address.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
We'll follow this report.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
A woman in Mount Carmel, Tennessee, stole a purse from
a car in a parking lot and found the owner's
check book inside and went on a shopping spree. A
week later, the thief got pulled over by a policeman
who found the stolen checkbook. The thief gave investigators a
lot of help solving the case. Sho'd been keeping track
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of the remaining balance by writing down all the fraudulent
charges in the checkbook register.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
It is possible to be too organized.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
She didn't want to get overdrawn. Have you see those fees?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Marion, Illinois man was arrested for stealing a street sweeper.
The operator left a sweeper running while using a leaf
blower on a problem spot in the bargain lot, and
twenty seven year old man fleeing from police noticed the sweeper,
hopped on and tried to make it his getaway car.
He was arrested after very short, very low speed pursuit.
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But good try oj they don't go real fast.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
A man broke into a house in Wilmington, Delaware, through
a window and discovered a well stocked bar inside. He
finished off three bottles of gin and two bottles of whiskey.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I hope he was there for a while well.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
When he decided to leave, three days later, Okay, the
burglar discovered that all the doors in the house needed
a key to open them, even from the inside. Too
drunk to climb out the window, he called nine to
one one for help. Investigators say the homeowner of the
special double locks installed when the same burglar broke into
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the same house a year earlier. When a man hit
a two thousand dollars jackpot at a casino in Erie, Pennsylvania,
it turned out to be the unluckiest day of his life.
The winner had been banned from casinos he enrolled in
a state rehab program for compulsive gamblers, so the two
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thousand dollars jackpot went to the compulsive gambler's fund, and
the winner was charged with trespassing for being in the casino.
In the first platow, the woman in Bend, Oregon hired
a company to clean up her dog's poop from her yard.
When the woman fell behind and making her monthly payments
and started ducking phone calls about the bill. Yeah, the
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frustrated company went to her home and dumped one hundred
and fifty dollars worth of dog poop in her front yard.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
I didn't know they had. Commata is.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
A police went in a convenience store in Lebanon, Pennsylvania,
noticed a man walking out of the store's restroom, examining
the ball cap in his hand with a puzzled look
on his face. Well, the cop walked up to the man,
peeled a baggy of marijuana off his forehead and said,
is this what you're looking for? The man that hid
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the stash inside his hat and the perspiration made the
plastic bag stick to his forehead.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
You don't think they call it dope.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
A twenty nine year old Glendale, Arizona man was arrested
for stealing copper wiring from an air conditioning company truck
parked in the driveway. The thief had so much trouble
pulling the wire out of the truck he accidentally sliced
off one of his fingers. Well, the suspect told investigators
he injured his hand while working on his car, but
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the finger found in the crime scene matched a set
of the man's fingerprints on file at the local police
to bar yeah, here, hold this up. Driver in Valley Springs,
California called nine to one one to report a trucker
right in front of him who was weaving all over
the road. When police stopped the trucker, the driver who
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reported him all also pulled over.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
The cops soon realized the truck driver was completely sober,
but the man who reported him was drunk. Oh so,
the trucker had been driving just fine. The guy behind
him was the one doing all the swerving and weaving.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
He was a drunk in front of him.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
That's himisper get him off the street he kills about.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Finally, a Swedish woman pulled over by police on suspicion
of du Yt, admitted that she had been drinking, but
said her driving was not affected because she remembered to
keep one eye closed so she wouldn't suffer from double vision.
If you got dumb crooked news, mail to dumb crook
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news Big Show peel box one nine Charlotte didn't see
two eight two one nine, email anybody but me at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Hell
are you Lindsey?
Speaker 12 (23:09):
Premise here and when I'm on this side of the pond,
I get my daily dose of culture and edification every
morning from these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy
right here on the Big Show. You know I hate
to break it to you boys, but where I come from,
you're all Yankees.
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
H.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
This will make showing the radio for your Wednesday November,
the twenty second day before Thanksgiving. I noticed this Thanksgiving movie.
You didn't have it? And what to watch yesterday? Taylor,
Well you had to have that pilgrim that slashes people up.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, yeah, Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Thanks is that a new it's a new thanks Yes,
it just came out.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Well, all, just leave us some holidays. We don't I'm
killing people, please. It spears like a pilgrim. You see
his top hand.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That's old thing. Gotta say.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
We go long night top half bucking around buck. No,
it's not scary, all right. Well, anyway, here's something.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Stupid coming this Thanksgiving. Clamped Eastwood is.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
Back as Harry Callahan, but this time he's making butterballs.
Speaker 14 (24:53):
This X is made out of case Harden steel. One
swim and it'll take your head clean.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Turkey Harry, You've.
Speaker 14 (25:02):
Got to ask yourself one question, do you want Stephen.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
Clint Eastwood is Turkey Harry rated g fork gobble.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
Go ahead, punk, make my Thanksgiving day.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Good morning, make shows on the radio for your Wednesday morning.
Coming up, we'll play John Boyd Jeopardy. We'll tell you
about the big Old prize pack here in a second.
But first, y'all, before we take off for our Thanksgiving break,
we wanted to bring the Folds of Honor people in here.
Since this inception in seven, Foes of Honors provided over
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fifty one thousand scholarships to the families of fallen or
disabled military service members, and now they've added first responders.
It's been a while since we talked to somebody with
Foes of Honor, and today, y'all, we have a true
American hero, Rocky Sigmund. He was a young marine when
the US embassy was overrun. He was then held for
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four hundred and forty four days during the Iranian hostage crisis,
the first thirty days tied to a chair. He was
allowed outside for seven days. We'll hear it from Rocky,
but a lot of this has been talking about this
with the hostages, with the Israeli and the Hamas conflict
is going on, and we're just tickled to death to
have Rocky with us. This morning, Saturday, November fourth, mark
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the forty fourth anniversary of Rocky being taken hostage, Rocky,
welcome to the big show.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Well, guys, thank you so much for having me. It's
an honor to be with you.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh man, this is our honor. That is the truth. Wow.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
So I ROCKI, I'm looking after your honorable discharge. You
worked thirty four years for Anheuser Busch, and Anheuser Busch
won the foes of honor's earliest and biggest supporters. They
had provided nearly twenty two million dollars for academic scholarships
in the last thirteen years. Just right off the bat, Rocky,
thank you for your service then, and as you conte
you deserve brother.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Well, I thank you guys for helping to continue to
educate everybody because you know, this Thanksgiving we must remember
that our military men and women and our first responders,
you know, they're after making sure that everything is running
well as we're at home drinking a cold Budweiser and
eating that bird and enjoying our freedom. And trust me,
forty four years ago, I was getting ready to spend
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my first of two Thanksgivings in a very dark area,
and I caught my blessings every day, and I remember
those eight individuals that sacrificed their life. You guys, John
Boy and Billy, you guys remember that rescue operation. Eight
people lost their life in nineteen eighty. It wasn't until
I came home did I realized that they lost their
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life for me. And every morning I earned each day
a memory of those guys.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Wow, Roggie, what did you know? Did you know anything?
What was going on? Why you were held for those
four hundred and forty four days?
Speaker 6 (27:57):
You know, that's a great question. Is two weeks prior
to the November fourth, nineteen seventy nine, and we had
gotten word that the Shaw of Iran, the dictator of Iran,
was being allowed into the United States for medical treatment.
And President Carter at the time totally staff. If I
bring the Shaw in, what are you going to say
when the Islamic Republic of Iran takes our people hostage?
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And the same thing about it is two weeks after
the Shaw was let in November fourth, that morning, you know,
our American embassy was wide open, there was no security,
and they came over the wall. And that that is guy,
That is the day that the war on terrorism started
the Islamic Republic of Iran. It started in April first,
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nineteen seventy nine, that day of November fourth, that is
the day that the war on terrorism started with us
and it's not stopped for the past forty four years.
But it was all about the Shaw. Of course, the
Shaw dies though July twenty seventh, nineteen eighty we don't
know about this. We're in even prison. I spent four
months in that that whole. I would say another word,
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but we're on the air. I don't want to say something.
But it was in a sporting news from Saint Louis, Missouri.
We in the Sporting News find out that Shaw had
died July twenty, the day after my birthday in nineteen eighty.
And here it was October and we're sitting there thinking, well,
the Shaw, he's dead. If he's dead, why are we
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still here. Well, then we spent our second Thanksgiving, second Christmas,
and little did we realize, guys, that we found out
the United States released eight point three billion dollars that's
with a B on January twenty seventeen, nineteen eighty one,
and we're not released until January twentieth. So it was
about money. And of course there was a war. Not
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only were you held hostages. I turned twenty three in
that hole. But there was a war within Iran and
Iraq and that was going on. We had no idea
Iran needed money to fight that war. So it just
so happened that they the United States of America gave
the Islamic Republic of Iran eight point three billion dollars
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and were released.
Speaker 14 (30:10):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Man, that's something you know, never thought about. That.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
That's when the war on terror, or when the terrorists
declared war on us, when they took you guys.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Because an embassy was king was respected basically by all
sides and everything.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
That attack in America.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, that is an act of war. Absolutely
that day that they allowed those individuals. And then three
days later I told Homini he blessed them and said, yes,
what you have done is good. Well, that is the
day it's all gone down the hole. And you know what,
a Muslim is not born with hatred, they are taught hatred.
(30:48):
And you guys, every November fourth and every January twentieth,
our flag is burnt along with the Israeli flag. I mean,
it's death to America and death to Jews. And so
it has gone on for forty four years. When are
we ever gonna wake up? I mean Iran, the Islamic
Republic of Iran. They're the head of the octopus and
(31:08):
his amass they are the arms of the octopus. And
so they're the proxies executing what the Islamic Republic of
Iran wants. But it is sad. And you know that
morning in November fourth, nineteen seventy nine, I along with
myself and Billy Guy Eglos another morning we're in the
basement when they broke through the basement window. And who
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do they bring forward, the Islamic Republic of Iran. The men.
The men brought women in black shadors for women and
used them as shields, just like what's going on in
the DNA is all over. That why they put rockets
and they put arms in hospitals, because you know what,
if you shoot them and trust me, and my wife
(31:52):
hates this that I regret it, not ever pulling that
trigger the morning in November fourth, nineteen seventy nine. And
I think that they wanted this to shoot those unarmed,
innocent women so that they could have used them and
prayed them around. But they know how to use the
media as a perfect opportunity.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
And they're still doing the same the same things. They're
still doing it. And then we got young kids growing
up that have no idea what they're doing. They're just
told to go protest. They don't know, and that's why
we got to keep it out there in front of
our of our people.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
And you have this going on. You have the little kids.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
They have a version of Sesame Street that teaches them
to hate Israel and Marya. So they're indoctorated from the
time they're born almost that's it.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Yeah, And you know what, guys, it is whenever somebody says,
what should we do, Rocky, well, you know, my whole
thing is number one. They need to start teaching their
people not to hate. I mean, we're starting to see
this hatred because we've allowed it to infiltrate our society
for forty four years. This hatred has now got into
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our country. You guys. I have never taught my kids
to hate a Muslim, to hate a Jew, to hate
anyone like this. And here you get these people demonstrating,
and you get the freedom. There is no greater country
than the United States of America. That day of November fourth,
you know, sixty six Americans restrict their freedom, their dignity,
and their pride known as yourn hostage chrisis. And I'm
(33:19):
telling you I've had the opportunity to come home and
now live a great life. My girlfriend, which was we've
been married forty two wonderful year. She waited for me.
And you know what, but everything that I've got, it's
because of the freedom that we enjoy, and we should
not ever forget that. All your listeners know that. You know,
(33:40):
freedom is not free, and we got men and women
in around the world providing that. But we should not
let the radical allowed in and try to terrorize our country.
And that's what they want. They want you to be terrorized, deared,
and threatened so that you pay. And you know, it's
it's what we've been doing for forty four years.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Plan to stay it from within.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
You're right, all right, Rocky.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Well, well, thanks for the message, Thanks for your service
once again, of course, and y'all around the thanksgiving table,
you know, take this time to educate your kids and
just let them know what's going on. That's a perfect thanks.
We has a lot to be thankful for. And man,
we just got to remembers as.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Well, and still doing that.
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Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Roggie, thank you, Thank you, buddy. Hope we'll get the
catch up again.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
So Roger that look forward to as a.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Rocky Sigmund Marine sergeant, thank you so much. Foldsof Honor
dot org. You check that out. Ali, y'all, well, let's
play this John Boyd Jeopardy thing. Here review yesterday's question.
We found out according to their company website, the Scandinavian
Furniture Company AKA Sounds, about two million of these a
day meatballs, a bunch of them.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
They're great.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I didn't know you could eat in the furnitures there.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
It's worth a trip just for the meatballs, even if
you don't buy any furniture.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah, today is John Boy Jeopardy. According to the New
England Historical Society, around one hundred and forty people attended
the first Thanksgiving celebration and only four of them had
this in common.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
They had on La Chargers sweatshirts.
Speaker 9 (35:49):
They're not very popular.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
What y'all got?
Speaker 5 (35:51):
One?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line. We played
John boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Wednesday morning, Big Show's.
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On the radio. Home and do your home day.
Speaker 3 (36:25):
And today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box
Marvin Webster, Black Friday and Fat White Saturday. Search for
keyword fat white, yes really at the Big Show dot com.
And right now let's black Yes live a Cross.
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America Heads and now your host, a man for whom every.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Saturday is Fat White Saturday.
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Peez John Moore and thank god.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
That's hey, Elsie out of ben Wood, West Virginia. Good morning, Elsie,
good morning, good morning. All right you first up, you
can claim this prize pack right here if you can
tell us. According to the New England Historical Society, around
one hundred and forty people attended the first Thanksgiving celebration.
(37:20):
Only four of them had this in common?
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Is it women?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Were they women? I want to Pocahontas got invited? Maybe,
the major said at the kid's table.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Now I was under card.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
There's a pretty interesting, pretty interesting story behind the whole
First Thanksgiving thing. I mean, what had happened is four
of the pilgrims, now at this point, they started with
one hundred, they were down about fifty people got sick. Yeah,
four of them were appointed hunters. So they went out
and killed a bunch of birds. And they were so
happy with the hall of birds. They had enough to
feed everybody for a couple of weeks. They were so
(38:04):
happy they started celebrating and shooting their guns in the air, right,
which brought the Indians over. What the hell's all they
shooting about? And so they decided to have a feast
the engine the engines. I'm so sorry. The Indians left
came back with deer, so they had venison meat and
cooked for it. But you know, there were only the
(38:25):
four women preparing the meal for one hundred and forty people,
and their celebration lasted three days, not three days now,
so the next time my wife wants to complain about
making a head of cabbage slaw for Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
No, did you look at it? Was it turkeys that
they came back with.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
They had like lobsters instead.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
Right, venison, lobster and the proper it was brought the
good stuff. We were out bringing birds by. Here's some starlings.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
The reason the reason there was no turkey is because
the Indians felt that Elenah turkey was not fair play.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
They were too easy to kill. There was no sport
in it. No, we're kind of taking a shot off
my grand slam. I don't like lobster. I'm eating seafood
with you. I also want to correct you that it's
a lease and not Elsie.
Speaker 10 (39:20):
Okay, Hey Alisa, Hey hey baby, Okay, good Alise, I
like to all right a lease you hang on, Jack
can get your prize back to.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
You first time color as well.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Guys, all right you baby bottom of the eye on
top of your news.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Right on the other side our time capsule, Doug to
stay four Thanksgiving.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
I this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
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Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (40:36):
Hello, ladies, look at your man. Now look at me.
Now back to your man. Now back to me. Now
let me take a look at your man. Your man
is actually not a bad looking to oh man, But
sadly he's not me. He doesn't look like me, and
he doesn't smell like me. Say, is your man using
one of those ladies scented body watches? Really?
Speaker 15 (40:56):
You know?
Speaker 3 (40:56):
On him?
Speaker 9 (40:57):
It kind of works. Where are you now, I'm on
a boat. Does your man use sunscreen? He should? The
sun does terrible things to the skin. Of course, your
man's skin is actually quite nice. What's in my hand?
It's an oyster and inside two tickets to that thing
you love. Why don't you call one of your girlfriends
from work and the two of you have an evening
out on me? Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
(41:19):
Maybe you and your girlfriend could sell a few and
tick up enough cash to pay for a real girl's
weekend in can cool. Oh, don't worry about leaving your
man behind. I'll be glad to keep him company. I'm
a man who enjoys hanging out with other men. Before
you go, tell me about you and your man. What's
your situation? Are the two of you?
Speaker 11 (41:36):
You know?
Speaker 9 (41:36):
Serious? Or is this just a casual thing. My man
and I have what we call an understanding. We know
that a man can enjoy the company of another man
without there being any heavy emotional stuff. It's like two
guys going to the gym. Now your man and I
are in a gym. The whole place is full of
men who use lady scented body washes. Your man fits
right in. Would your man like to grab something to
(41:57):
eat later? I know a great little sushi place. Now
your man and I are in a great little sushi place.
Your man is freshly showered, but he still has the
rosy glow of a vigorous workout. Your man doesn't really
want to call it a night this early, does he?
Does your man like to dance? Come on, I can
tell he's got some moves. Now your man and I
are in the nightclub. We're on the dance floor. Your
man is shaking it like a polaroid picture.
Speaker 14 (42:19):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (42:19):
By his phone rings, it's you calling from can Coon
to see how it's going. He lets the call go
to voicemail. I wouldn't read too much into that. Now
your man and I are doing yeager shots at the bar.
Your man says, you're kind of stifling him lately. He
says he needs some space. He thinks once you get
back from can Coon, the two of you need to
have a serious talk. He's discovered things about himself he
(42:39):
never knew before, and to be perfectly honest, he's not
sure you have a place in the new life. He's
planning there. He said it. Now you're crying. Your man
is apologizing. He didn't plan this. It just kind of happened.
He says. It's not you, it's him. He's packing up
his stuff and moving out. He thinks you're a great
girl and you'll find the right guy before you know it.
Your man hates look in your eyes. He never meant
(43:01):
for this to happen. But if it wasn't me, it
would have been somebody else. Your man has to be
true to who he really is. Here, I'm giving you
another handful of diamonds to cheer you up. Your man
and I will never forget you. We're riding off together
into the sunset. We're on a horse. John Wollam Dilley
(43:25):
This Morning Radio Done Right,
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
Big Show?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical? Ovenadu.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
It is Wednesday, November the twenty second, the day before Thanksgiving,
be precisely the forty seventh week, three hundred and twenty
sixth day of twenty three. There are thirty nine days
left until twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Don't type line if you only you were as good
at calorie councils you are at that.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Somebody write them down for me like Taylor does. Here
there's an app for that. Yeah, well, let's say hear
national days all written down right here for me National
Taiwan Own Day. And then it says, no, not that
you booze hounds.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's a trse. I know Taylor didn't write it.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
So this day celebrates the apron as well as the
past generations of women who wore them, and it says here,
I don't understand this. It was also created as a
day to bring joy to the life of someone in
need and celebrate the spirit of giving.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
So now the boozehounds are going, aren't you sorry?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I guess, I guess cooking dinner and then making you know, baye,
get to it.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I wear when I cook, you I gotta figure on
the grill if I got one handy, you know, I
had one of my fact I wonder what happened to
my grilling sauce apron.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
One of the boozehounds must have made off.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
National juke Box Day says the day before gathering around
the turkey. Gather around the nearest juke box to celebrate
this day.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
How's that? Let's go that?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Well, all right, National Cranberry Relish Day.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Hey, while you're there at the juke box, a big
cranberry rush?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Is that different than cranberry sauce?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
I guess that, yes, I believed to us originated in
the New England States during the early nineteen hundreds of
the big relish craze.
Speaker 7 (03:10):
Has like you know, you have other stuff in it,
you know, like oranges.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's like chunkier.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, don't cram that in the day before thanks, even man,
I like to bounceykind you know, grew up with.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It's some balance paste. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Sound comes out and it just goes with turkey and dressing.
For some reason, that tastes.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Because your whole life, right, all right, well.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
That works, all right, Well, we got three days in
history saved up. We'll get a first prize back out
and get to winning beginning.
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We're awake.
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Speaker 2 (04:04):
Get our categories for you don't win it.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
November twenty two, nineteen seventeen, the National Hockey League was
founded and they're all Canadian teams. Montreal Canadians, the Montreal Maroons.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
At Moron, we represent Toronto Arenas, Wow, Quebec Bulldogs and
Ottawa Senators.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And you know the Canadians is oh, and they're still
using wow.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Now on this day.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
In nineteen sixty one, to Elvis movie Blue Hawaii premiered
and it made four point seven million. It was his
biggest movie of his career. What was that one about?
About the same thing that they're all about that?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, he was going to a restaurant and get
in a fight with somebody and then they'd sing us
all yes, sir, They were all pretty much alike.
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Know who the girl was with him? Had to look
that up.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Kelly Shelley, Fabaret was in a couple of ways.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
And Margaret, yeah, was she the woman at the never mind?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right? Then finally this day No.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Three, three burglars were arrested in Brazil after they returned
to a house and asked for receipts for the goods
stay had stolen. Seeing the young thieves besides being idiot,
told the homeowner that they couldn't sell the stuff. So
he said wait here, and he went to get the receipts,
That's what he said. And they called police in come
(05:33):
arest Ah. You know, you have to wonder about that Brazil.
They actually probably didn't think it was anything wrong with it.
If they went back to the homeowner, could we get
the receipts that we stole from.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
You know, we stole from you, fair and square. You
can right right, can do it. Some paperwork here.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
It was crazy and that's about where we're getting to today. Boys,
that's O three. That was twenty years ago. Look around America, gon,
that's smashing grab crap. All right, anyway, good morning. That's
our three categories. We're ready to let's get the win
and beginning that'll hell all right one eight hundred big show,
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We'll get a contestant and plain nex good the morning,
Big shows already, Well, that escalated rather quickly. At the
same time, Wow, oh yeah, why the work here for
your day before Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Let's get you ready to uh well, when we already did.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, going to it again, apparently ready maybe the
Brazil story you'll come out.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, let's play about Teddy more stories, getting any.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Job, give the prizes from the big Prize.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Let's go contestant number one. This should be a lot
of fun.
Speaker 9 (07:00):
Playing you love the best time?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You love a big shots.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Robert haanging Old Robert from Stegma, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Shots Robber, what's up?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Good morning, Robert, Robert?
Speaker 10 (07:25):
Good morning?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Was that I'm telling a dog sound different on the radio?
All right, Robert, We're glad you made it in here, buddy.
Let's get you through these three categories you ready to go? Yes, sir,
five seconds. Give us three things you see in a
hockey game?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Ready to go?
Speaker 7 (07:49):
A player I three and scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Maroons and.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
A bunch of maroons. That was a bugs bunny disc.
All right, Robert, back to you. But three things you
find in Hawaii?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Ready go? Fineapple, volcano and resorts. All right for the win.
Three reasons you need receipts?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Ready go, he returned, refund and rebate.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
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Headed you away over steadman.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Awesome, thank you, all right, first time calling John Boy.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
All right, man, there go Robert.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Hey, by the way, tell you just tell me about
that Elvis Steel talking about. He returns home to Hawaii
following several years of strict military life, and then he
wants to hang loose and surf all day. But his family,
who's Elvis? His family pressures him to work for the
(09:03):
family pineapple business who looked to you, much to the
chagrin of his snobby mother, Angela Lansbury. Now so he
lands a job as a tour guide of the same company,
where his girlfriend Joan Blackman works.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
I don't know that name.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Oh I got a Jon Man. We can't picture, all right,
Helvas Robert, you hang on for your prize pack.
Speaker 11 (09:28):
All right, sir, thank you?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Oh U Sue play quarterback for the Vikings. Apparently that Bill.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Was still looking up Elvis' girlfriend.
Speaker 8 (09:39):
Even at her age. Now, Billy won't jump out and
cut you off your news, won't.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
J bouy it. Good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
It's a big show on the radio. Day before Thanksgiving.
Yesterday's featured track from The Big Show Bit Box Carl Childers, Thanksgiving?
Got that we don't play fire at the Morland browsers
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Speaker 2 (10:30):
What I want to tell you?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box Marvin Webster,
Black Friday and Fat White Saturday. Search for keyword fat white.
Speaker 8 (10:42):
And ignore the picture of John Boy that will walk
right up.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
You'll get a lot of hits with that. Yeah, for sure.
Where do you go to the Big Show dot com?
Let's do it.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
It's time once again for story time with your host,
Carl Childers.
Speaker 7 (11:03):
I reckon you hear about that first Thanksgiving? What happened
a fur piece back? I heard it totally good many ways,
but I figured I might be able to come up
with some Rather say about it the way I hear tell,
a bunch of foreigners got a belly full of way.
They's doing things over wear in that foreign country they
was a living in. It's all a big family of
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them decided to come to America. Here there's all kinfolk
one way or another. It seems to me all had
the last name Pilgrim. Well Sair. These Pilgrim folks packed
him changing drawers and some potted meat. All of them
pile on us. Some boats there. Some folks call them ships.
(11:49):
I call them boats. They called them a Nina the
pinner in the santy clause. Then Pilgrim's pretty much know
count when it come to sailing and such. They so
busy playing shuffle board and the fooling around, they wound
up running a plumb into a big old.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Rock on the shore there.
Speaker 7 (12:12):
They figure as long as they run up on dry land,
they might as well give his place a shot. They
weren't sriffing if and this is America or not. They
so dadgum happy to be off in the water. He's
ready to bust. They weren't used to having so much
room to live in, so they all runed off summers,
(12:33):
exploring and laughing and carrying on. I reckon, they it's
a bit noisy. All that nonsense didn't sit too well
where the folks that's already living there had a whole
bunch of Indians homesteading in them parts.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Not the kind with a red polka dot in their.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Heads, other kind kind of living tents, carry tommy hawks
and whatnot. Seemed they didn't like being called in as much,
I reckon. They wanted to be called Native Americans. Them
Pilgrim said, all right, then, it's a good thing in
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Native Americans is a friendly bunch. Them Pilgrims did a
sorry job of taking care of themselves. And I didn't
know nothing about farming. And they have no warm clothes,
just the bigger hats with them shoes with a big
belt buckle on them. They're pretty good at a digging
a hole with a stove. They couldn't scide for how
to fix up a shed to put over the top
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of it. They's pretty much no counted everything. Madam old
Native American fella school them on how to take care
of things, especially this one fella named Squanto, I reckon.
He had him some time off of working with a
lone ranger. So he showed them Pilgrim there how to
(13:55):
get along right good. Thought him how to hunt, catch
a catfish that wharfs down to the laundry man, sharping
that lawn more blade with a big old rock. Even
told him how to use bead and shiny rocks to
do some trading with that big squad with a sore
feet up the dollar store. Native Americans liking the way
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them Pilgrims talked. Pilgrims like the way them Native Americans talked, Well, sir,
things went along pretty good for us bill that Pilgrim family. Well, sir,
they thought they'd throw a big shean dig for our
new friends there. Say no, they's grateful for all that help,
well sir. They decided to rustle up some special sort
of grubb or another really put on the dog. Told
(14:40):
Daddy Pilgrim some of his boys there, they decided to
go hunting. They're so excited they couldn't sleep. So they
got up early and had breakfast at the Warfel house there,
and then off they went. They weren't add it too
long before, and they run across his big old funny
looking bird. Not funny queer funny ha ha, kind of
(15:05):
looked like a big old dog with a feather duster
stuck in his hind end. Well, sir, they got that
funny looking bird, stuffed it with some stovetop stuff, and
trotted it out for that big old surprise supper. Well,
squatto had him a little girl there, cute little thang,
(15:25):
no burgg than a squirrel. She saw that bird all
cooked up. She started to bawl and her eyes out.
She yelled, what you kill my turkey firm? What you
kill my turkey firm? Turned out that old funny looking
bird there was a turkey squander. Little girl and that turkey.
(15:50):
They made friends. Why didn't sit too well with them
Native Americans? They just all red. They didn't gonna kill
them pilgrims. They it's so close to Christmas. They just
leading there to fend for themselves. Some Native Americans. They
runed off down to Atlanta. Darn them a baseball team
(16:15):
that bilgram did. Alright, I reckon they begat and begat
party Sunday's all over the place, So I reckon. Except
for that little girl, her ned turkey, he's a pretty
happy ending all around.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Moral.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
The story is you're gonna eat some folks pet bird.
Do it close to Christmas so they don't key you.
Speaker 11 (16:36):
The end.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
Story time is brought to you by Hard Graves potted
meat product chuck full of peckers and lips since nineteen
thirty seven, You.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Ever each somebody's burn, Old Feller, Good morning, This make
(17:14):
show on the radio day before Thanksgiving coming up about
twenty minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Got a Marine sergeant Rocky. They was actually taking hostage
a bit. I ran hostage deal about four hundred and
forty four days.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Were Yeah, we're.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Talking about the folds of honor, and here something to
be thankful for our men and women and service.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You know how phil about that?
Speaker 3 (17:36):
So about twenty minutes, so if you can be around
by man Rocky.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
And folds of honor. All right?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
That now not nothing about this was kind of funny.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
It's time for dumb crook news. Dumb crook stories gleaned
from newspapers and wire services and honestly sending in by
you the big show listener and the address.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
We'll follow this report.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
A woman in Mount Carmel, Tennessee, stole a purse from
a car in a parking lot and found the owner's
check book inside and went on a shopping spree. A
week later, the thief got pulled over by a policeman
who found the stolen checkbook. The thief gave investigators a
lot of help solving the case. Sho'd been keeping track
(18:25):
of the remaining balance by writing down all the fraudulent
charges in the checkbook register.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
It is possible to be too organized.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
She didn't want to get overdrawn. Have you see those fees?
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Marion, Illinois man was arrested for stealing a street sweeper.
The operator left a sweeper running while using a leaf
blower on a problem spot in the bargain lot, and
twenty seven year old man fleeing from police noticed the sweeper,
hopped on and tried to make it his getaway car.
He was arrested after very short, very low speed pursuit.
(19:02):
But good try oj they don't go real fast.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
A man broke into a house in Wilmington, Delaware, through
a window and discovered a well stocked bar inside. He
finished off three bottles of gin and two bottles of whiskey.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I hope he was there for a while well.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
When he decided to leave, three days later, Okay, the
burglar discovered that all the doors in the house needed
a key to open them, even from the inside. Too
drunk to climb out the window, he called nine to
one one for help. Investigators say the homeowner of the
special double locks installed when the same burglar broke into
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the same house a year earlier. When a man hit
a two thousand dollars jackpot at a casino in Erie, Pennsylvania,
it turned out to be the unluckiest day of his life.
The winner had been banned from casinos he enrolled in
a state rehab program for compulsive gamblers, so the two
(20:05):
thousand dollars jackpot went to the compulsive gambler's fund, and
the winner was charged with trespassing for being in the casino.
In the first platow, the woman in Bend, Oregon hired
a company to clean up her dog's poop from her yard.
When the woman fell behind and making her monthly payments
and started ducking phone calls about the bill. Yeah, the
(20:29):
frustrated company went to her home and dumped one hundred
and fifty dollars worth of dog poop in her front yard.
Speaker 8 (20:37):
I didn't know they had. Commata is.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
A police went in a convenience store in Lebanon, Pennsylvania,
noticed a man walking out of the store's restroom, examining
the ball cap in his hand with a puzzled look
on his face. Well, the cop walked up to the man,
peeled a baggy of marijuana off his forehead and said,
is this what you're looking for? The man that hid
(21:02):
the stash inside his hat and the perspiration made the
plastic bag stick to his forehead.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
You don't think they call it dope.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
A twenty nine year old Glendale, Arizona man was arrested
for stealing copper wiring from an air conditioning company truck
parked in the driveway. The thief had so much trouble
pulling the wire out of the truck he accidentally sliced
off one of his fingers. Well, the suspect told investigators
he injured his hand while working on his car, but
(21:36):
the finger found in the crime scene matched a set
of the man's fingerprints on file at the local police
to bar yeah, here, hold this up. Driver in Valley Springs,
California called nine to one one to report a trucker
right in front of him who was weaving all over
the road. When police stopped the trucker, the driver who
(21:59):
reported him all also pulled over.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Well.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
The cops soon realized the truck driver was completely sober,
but the man who reported him was drunk. Oh so,
the trucker had been driving just fine. The guy behind
him was the one doing all the swerving and weaving.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
He was a drunk in front of him.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
That's himisper get him off the street he kills about.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Finally, a Swedish woman pulled over by police on suspicion
of du Yt, admitted that she had been drinking, but
said her driving was not affected because she remembered to
keep one eye closed so she wouldn't suffer from double vision.
If you got dumb crooked news, mail to dumb crook
(22:50):
news Big Show peel box one nine Charlotte didn't see
two eight two one nine, email anybody but me at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Hell
are you Lindsey?
Speaker 12 (23:09):
Premise here and when I'm on this side of the pond,
I get my daily dose of culture and edification every
morning from these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy
right here on the Big Show. You know I hate
to break it to you boys, but where I come from,
you're all Yankees.
Speaker 13 (23:27):
Will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
H.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
This will make showing the radio for your Wednesday November,
the twenty second day before Thanksgiving. I noticed this Thanksgiving movie.
You didn't have it? And what to watch yesterday? Taylor,
Well you had to have that pilgrim that slashes people up.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, yeah, Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
Thanks is that a new it's a new thanks Yes,
it just came out.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Well, all, just leave us some holidays. We don't I'm
killing people, please. It spears like a pilgrim. You see
his top hand.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
That's old thing. Gotta say.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
We go long night top half bucking around buck. No,
it's not scary, all right. Well, anyway, here's something.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Stupid coming this Thanksgiving. Clamped Eastwood is.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
Back as Harry Callahan, but this time he's making butterballs.
Speaker 14 (24:53):
This X is made out of case Harden steel. One
swim and it'll take your head clean.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Turkey Harry, You've.
Speaker 14 (25:02):
Got to ask yourself one question, do you want Stephen.
Speaker 11 (25:05):
Clint Eastwood is Turkey Harry rated g fork gobble.
Speaker 14 (25:11):
Go ahead, punk, make my Thanksgiving day.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Good morning, make shows on the radio for your Wednesday morning.
Coming up, we'll play John Boyd Jeopardy. We'll tell you
about the big Old prize pack here in a second.
But first, y'all, before we take off for our Thanksgiving break,
we wanted to bring the Folds of Honor people in here.
Since this inception in seven, Foes of Honors provided over
(25:40):
fifty one thousand scholarships to the families of fallen or
disabled military service members, and now they've added first responders.
It's been a while since we talked to somebody with
Foes of Honor, and today, y'all, we have a true
American hero, Rocky Sigmund. He was a young marine when
the US embassy was overrun. He was then held for
(26:02):
four hundred and forty four days during the Iranian hostage crisis,
the first thirty days tied to a chair. He was
allowed outside for seven days. We'll hear it from Rocky,
but a lot of this has been talking about this
with the hostages, with the Israeli and the Hamas conflict
is going on, and we're just tickled to death to
have Rocky with us. This morning, Saturday, November fourth, mark
(26:27):
the forty fourth anniversary of Rocky being taken hostage, Rocky,
welcome to the big show.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Well, guys, thank you so much for having me. It's
an honor to be with you.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Oh man, this is our honor. That is the truth. Wow.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
So I ROCKI, I'm looking after your honorable discharge. You
worked thirty four years for Anheuser Busch, and Anheuser Busch
won the foes of honor's earliest and biggest supporters. They
had provided nearly twenty two million dollars for academic scholarships
in the last thirteen years. Just right off the bat, Rocky,
thank you for your service then, and as you conte
you deserve brother.
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Well, I thank you guys for helping to continue to
educate everybody because you know, this Thanksgiving we must remember
that our military men and women and our first responders,
you know, they're after making sure that everything is running
well as we're at home drinking a cold Budweiser and
eating that bird and enjoying our freedom. And trust me,
forty four years ago, I was getting ready to spend
(27:24):
my first of two Thanksgivings in a very dark area,
and I caught my blessings every day, and I remember
those eight individuals that sacrificed their life. You guys, John
Boy and Billy, you guys remember that rescue operation. Eight
people lost their life in nineteen eighty. It wasn't until
I came home did I realized that they lost their
(27:45):
life for me. And every morning I earned each day
a memory of those guys.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Wow, Roggie, what did you know? Did you know anything?
What was going on? Why you were held for those
four hundred and forty four days?
Speaker 6 (27:57):
You know, that's a great question. Is two weeks prior
to the November fourth, nineteen seventy nine, and we had
gotten word that the Shaw of Iran, the dictator of Iran,
was being allowed into the United States for medical treatment.
And President Carter at the time totally staff. If I
bring the Shaw in, what are you going to say
when the Islamic Republic of Iran takes our people hostage?
(28:18):
And the same thing about it is two weeks after
the Shaw was let in November fourth, that morning, you know,
our American embassy was wide open, there was no security,
and they came over the wall. And that that is guy,
That is the day that the war on terrorism started
the Islamic Republic of Iran. It started in April first,
(28:39):
nineteen seventy nine, that day of November fourth, that is
the day that the war on terrorism started with us
and it's not stopped for the past forty four years.
But it was all about the Shaw. Of course, the
Shaw dies though July twenty seventh, nineteen eighty we don't
know about this. We're in even prison. I spent four
months in that that whole. I would say another word,
(29:02):
but we're on the air. I don't want to say something.
But it was in a sporting news from Saint Louis, Missouri.
We in the Sporting News find out that Shaw had
died July twenty, the day after my birthday in nineteen eighty.
And here it was October and we're sitting there thinking, well,
the Shaw, he's dead. If he's dead, why are we
(29:25):
still here. Well, then we spent our second Thanksgiving, second Christmas,
and little did we realize, guys, that we found out
the United States released eight point three billion dollars that's
with a B on January twenty seventeen, nineteen eighty one,
and we're not released until January twentieth. So it was
about money. And of course there was a war. Not
(29:47):
only were you held hostages. I turned twenty three in
that hole. But there was a war within Iran and
Iraq and that was going on. We had no idea
Iran needed money to fight that war. So it just
so happened that they the United States of America gave
the Islamic Republic of Iran eight point three billion dollars
(30:09):
and were released.
Speaker 14 (30:10):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Man, that's something you know, never thought about. That.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
That's when the war on terror, or when the terrorists
declared war on us, when they took you guys.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
Because an embassy was king was respected basically by all
sides and everything.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
That attack in America.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
Yeah, yeah, definitely, that is an act of war. Absolutely
that day that they allowed those individuals. And then three
days later I told Homini he blessed them and said, yes,
what you have done is good. Well, that is the
day it's all gone down the hole. And you know what,
a Muslim is not born with hatred, they are taught hatred.
(30:48):
And you guys, every November fourth and every January twentieth,
our flag is burnt along with the Israeli flag. I mean,
it's death to America and death to Jews. And so
it has gone on for forty four years. When are
we ever gonna wake up? I mean Iran, the Islamic
Republic of Iran. They're the head of the octopus and
(31:08):
his amass they are the arms of the octopus. And
so they're the proxies executing what the Islamic Republic of
Iran wants. But it is sad. And you know that
morning in November fourth, nineteen seventy nine, I along with
myself and Billy Guy Eglos another morning we're in the
basement when they broke through the basement window. And who
(31:30):
do they bring forward, the Islamic Republic of Iran. The men.
The men brought women in black shadors for women and
used them as shields, just like what's going on in
the DNA is all over. That why they put rockets
and they put arms in hospitals, because you know what,
if you shoot them and trust me, and my wife
(31:52):
hates this that I regret it, not ever pulling that
trigger the morning in November fourth, nineteen seventy nine. And
I think that they wanted this to shoot those unarmed,
innocent women so that they could have used them and
prayed them around. But they know how to use the
media as a perfect opportunity.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
And they're still doing the same the same things. They're
still doing it. And then we got young kids growing
up that have no idea what they're doing. They're just
told to go protest. They don't know, and that's why
we got to keep it out there in front of
our of our people.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
And you have this going on. You have the little kids.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
They have a version of Sesame Street that teaches them
to hate Israel and Marya. So they're indoctorated from the
time they're born almost that's it.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Yeah, And you know what, guys, it is whenever somebody says,
what should we do, Rocky, well, you know, my whole
thing is number one. They need to start teaching their
people not to hate. I mean, we're starting to see
this hatred because we've allowed it to infiltrate our society
for forty four years. This hatred has now got into
(32:56):
our country. You guys. I have never taught my kids
to hate a Muslim, to hate a Jew, to hate
anyone like this. And here you get these people demonstrating,
and you get the freedom. There is no greater country
than the United States of America. That day of November fourth,
you know, sixty six Americans restrict their freedom, their dignity,
and their pride known as yourn hostage chrisis. And I'm
(33:19):
telling you I've had the opportunity to come home and
now live a great life. My girlfriend, which was we've
been married forty two wonderful year. She waited for me.
And you know what, but everything that I've got, it's
because of the freedom that we enjoy, and we should
not ever forget that. All your listeners know that. You know,
(33:40):
freedom is not free, and we got men and women
in around the world providing that. But we should not
let the radical allowed in and try to terrorize our country.
And that's what they want. They want you to be terrorized, deared,
and threatened so that you pay. And you know, it's
it's what we've been doing for forty four years.
Speaker 7 (34:02):
Plan to stay it from within.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
You're right, all right, Rocky.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Well, well, thanks for the message, Thanks for your service
once again, of course, and y'all around the thanksgiving table,
you know, take this time to educate your kids and
just let them know what's going on. That's a perfect thanks.
We has a lot to be thankful for. And man,
we just got to remembers as.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
Well, and still doing that.
Speaker 6 (34:25):
You guys, you're helping us at Folds of Honor fifty
one thousand scholarships. Any of your listeners can go out
to Folds of Honor dot org make a donation to
be a squadron leader, which is thirteen dollars each month,
and by thirteen it's thirteen folds to a flag. Those
eight individuals that sacrifice their life for my life, they
got that, their families got that flag, and like I said,
(34:47):
I think about that and I will be thinking about
them this holiday season as I've had a chance but
honor their sacrifice, educate their legacy at Folds of Honor.
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Roggie, thank you, Thank you, buddy. Hope we'll get the
catch up again.
Speaker 6 (35:01):
So Roger that look forward to as a.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Rocky Sigmund Marine sergeant, thank you so much. Foldsof Honor
dot org. You check that out. Ali, y'all, well, let's
play this John Boyd Jeopardy thing. Here review yesterday's question.
We found out according to their company website, the Scandinavian
Furniture Company AKA Sounds, about two million of these a
day meatballs, a bunch of them.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
They're great.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
I didn't know you could eat in the furnitures there.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
It's worth a trip just for the meatballs, even if
you don't buy any furniture.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah, today is John Boy Jeopardy. According to the New
England Historical Society, around one hundred and forty people attended
the first Thanksgiving celebration and only four of them had
this in common.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
They had on La Chargers sweatshirts.
Speaker 9 (35:49):
They're not very popular.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
What y'all got?
Speaker 5 (35:51):
One?
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Eight hundred Big Show you told free line. We played
John boyd Jeopardy. Next, Good Wednesday morning, Big Show's.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
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Speaker 3 (36:25):
And today's feature track from The Big Show, Big Box
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And right now let's black Yes live a Cross.
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Speaker 3 (36:59):
That's hey, Elsie out of ben Wood, West Virginia. Good morning, Elsie,
good morning, good morning. All right you first up, you
can claim this prize pack right here if you can
tell us. According to the New England Historical Society, around
one hundred and forty people attended the first Thanksgiving celebration.
(37:20):
Only four of them had this in common?
Speaker 6 (37:26):
Is it women?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Were they women? I want to Pocahontas got invited? Maybe,
the major said at the kid's table.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
Now I was under card.
Speaker 8 (37:44):
There's a pretty interesting, pretty interesting story behind the whole
First Thanksgiving thing. I mean, what had happened is four
of the pilgrims, now at this point, they started with
one hundred, they were down about fifty people got sick. Yeah,
four of them were appointed hunters. So they went out
and killed a bunch of birds. And they were so
happy with the hall of birds. They had enough to
feed everybody for a couple of weeks. They were so
(38:04):
happy they started celebrating and shooting their guns in the air, right,
which brought the Indians over. What the hell's all they
shooting about? And so they decided to have a feast
the engine the engines. I'm so sorry. The Indians left
came back with deer, so they had venison meat and
cooked for it. But you know, there were only the
(38:25):
four women preparing the meal for one hundred and forty people,
and their celebration lasted three days, not three days now,
so the next time my wife wants to complain about
making a head of cabbage slaw for Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
No, did you look at it? Was it turkeys that
they came back with.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
They had like lobsters instead.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
Right, venison, lobster and the proper it was brought the
good stuff. We were out bringing birds by. Here's some starlings.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Absolutely.
Speaker 8 (38:55):
The reason the reason there was no turkey is because
the Indians felt that Elenah turkey was not fair play.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
They were too easy to kill. There was no sport
in it. No, we're kind of taking a shot off
my grand slam. I don't like lobster. I'm eating seafood
with you. I also want to correct you that it's
a lease and not Elsie.
Speaker 10 (39:20):
Okay, Hey Alisa, Hey hey baby, Okay, good Alise, I
like to all right a lease you hang on, Jack
can get your prize back to.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
You first time color as well.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
Guys, all right you baby bottom of the eye on
top of your news.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Right on the other side our time capsule, Doug to
stay four Thanksgiving.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
I this is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(40:25):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (40:36):
Hello, ladies, look at your man. Now look at me.
Now back to your man. Now back to me. Now
let me take a look at your man. Your man
is actually not a bad looking to oh man, But
sadly he's not me. He doesn't look like me, and
he doesn't smell like me. Say, is your man using
one of those ladies scented body watches? Really?
Speaker 15 (40:56):
You know?
Speaker 3 (40:56):
On him?
Speaker 9 (40:57):
It kind of works. Where are you now, I'm on
a boat. Does your man use sunscreen? He should? The
sun does terrible things to the skin. Of course, your
man's skin is actually quite nice. What's in my hand?
It's an oyster and inside two tickets to that thing
you love. Why don't you call one of your girlfriends
from work and the two of you have an evening
out on me? Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
(41:19):
Maybe you and your girlfriend could sell a few and
tick up enough cash to pay for a real girl's
weekend in can cool. Oh, don't worry about leaving your
man behind. I'll be glad to keep him company. I'm
a man who enjoys hanging out with other men. Before
you go, tell me about you and your man. What's
your situation? Are the two of you?
Speaker 11 (41:36):
You know?
Speaker 9 (41:36):
Serious? Or is this just a casual thing. My man
and I have what we call an understanding. We know
that a man can enjoy the company of another man
without there being any heavy emotional stuff. It's like two
guys going to the gym. Now your man and I
are in a gym. The whole place is full of
men who use lady scented body washes. Your man fits
right in. Would your man like to grab something to
(41:57):
eat later? I know a great little sushi place. Now
your man and I are in a great little sushi place.
Your man is freshly showered, but he still has the
rosy glow of a vigorous workout. Your man doesn't really
want to call it a night this early, does he?
Does your man like to dance? Come on, I can
tell he's got some moves. Now your man and I
are in the nightclub. We're on the dance floor. Your
man is shaking it like a polaroid picture.
Speaker 14 (42:19):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (42:19):
By his phone rings, it's you calling from can Coon
to see how it's going. He lets the call go
to voicemail. I wouldn't read too much into that. Now
your man and I are doing yeager shots at the bar.
Your man says, you're kind of stifling him lately. He
says he needs some space. He thinks once you get
back from can Coon, the two of you need to
have a serious talk. He's discovered things about himself he
(42:39):
never knew before, and to be perfectly honest, he's not
sure you have a place in the new life. He's
planning there. He said it. Now you're crying. Your man
is apologizing. He didn't plan this. It just kind of happened.
He says. It's not you, it's him. He's packing up
his stuff and moving out. He thinks you're a great
girl and you'll find the right guy before you know it.
Your man hates look in your eyes. He never meant
(43:01):
for this to happen. But if it wasn't me, it
would have been somebody else. Your man has to be
true to who he really is. Here, I'm giving you
another handful of diamonds to cheer you up. Your man
and I will never forget you. We're riding off together
into the sunset. We're on a horse. John Wollam Dilley
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