BONUS - A Former Burglar’s Viral Holiday Warning Has Everyone Rethinking Their Home Safety

When you think of the holidays, you picture Santa, presents, and maybe a few too many sugar cookies, not burglars planning their big season. But one ex–house thief is blowing up on TikTok for revealing the real tricks criminals use during the holidays… and some of them are shockingly simple. The Jubal Show dives into her viral video, her surprising advice, and the safety mistakes almost everyone makes this time of year. If you’re into true crime insights, viral TikTok stories, and holiday safety tips you won’t believe are real, this episode will have you listening all the way through.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What do you think of when you think of the holidays,
It's the Jewbile Show. Of course, you think of the
standard things like Santa prepping for the big delivery day
by having the elves massage every inch of his supple
body with the central oils, or of course Rudolph pregaming
in the VIP of a Miami's Trip Club getting ready
for the big trip.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
You got to get that nose red somehow.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
And then, oh well, there's the things that people don't
think about for the holidays, like home invasion robbery. Well,
thanks to TikTok, one ex house burglar is going viral
for sharing her tips of how to not get your
house broken into.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
This holiday season. Oh thank you.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's actually very important stuff to know. Yeah, and we
have the audio of it and we'll go over it
next so you can know how not to get your
house robbed for Christmas sweets right after this.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's the jewel Show. It's the holiday season, and you
know what that means.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Theft retailers stealing your hard earned dollars, porch pirates a
roaming the city ready to steal your Amazon deliveries, and
of course people waiting until you leave the house to
take all of the presents under your Christmas tree. Oh
the dow will show it takes TikTok. One ex burglar
is going viral for sharing her tips of how to
not get your house broken into this holiday season. And

(01:15):
we've got the audio so that you'll learn how to
protect your house from somebody who might want to steal
your gifts.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Out in the rain during trunk retreat with my grand babies.
My views suck, so my last three or four video.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
This is a TikToker.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay out in the rain during chrunk retreat or my
grand babies. My views suck. So my last three or
four videos like two thousand, four thousand on my views
compared to like fourteen thousand previously. So can anybody she
had some light on that for me, I'd really appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
She's also an ex convict who's upset because they're snaggeting
enough views on TikTok.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I know, yeah, I did hear that my video is
just like sucking? Am I putting them up at the
wrong time of day? Like y'all help me out. I
don't understand about the views, do I sing?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
She's a TikToker, who once made her living by burglarizing
homes and after a stint in prison, she now makes
content about how she went into her crimes back in
the day so that.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
She can help keep others safe.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
The way to give bad after she took everything.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Viral for posting a video on how to make your
house burglar proof for the holiday season.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
And here's the video.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Coming from a burglar that made a living off of
burglarizing homes. Here's some tips that might help you feel
safer and keep yourself. One, take that stupidest sign out
of your yard that says a e Z. Okay, it's
a welcome sign, all right, because that's.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Weird to me because every time you get like a
home security system, they always tell you that that sign
is the biggest deterrent.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah for burglars.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Well, that's why people started to put it there, and
they don't have a security system.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Sea having the sign out there is actually entices burglars.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I know you got we're stealing. Take the sign to
your yard. I want a house with a security system.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, and no stupid So she says, the security system
makes it. You know that there's stuff forth stealing in there.
I guess I'll also keep in mind she's a burglar
who got caught and went to prison. So we're talking
about a TikTok influencer who has gone viral for sharing
your tips of how to not get your house broken
into this holiday season.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Gasstle stickers that say in case we're fire, rescue my dog.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Take them off immediately.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Okay, that is they say that the dog is one
of the biggest atturnent of burglar stick Right.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Here's what she says, letting us all know that your
motion sensors are not on. That you know, if your
dog is roaming your house freely, so can I because
your alarm's gonna go off. If they're not sick, then
your alarm's just gonna go off when those magnets are separated.
I'm not gonna separate your magnets and come through your
door or raise a window.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
I'm gonna bust the glass out.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Why because ninety nine percent of the time you do
not have your glass break or your motion sensors on.
I know they're annoying when your dog's barking or your
kids are bumping the window whatever.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Turn your there's sensitivity down on them. But turn them on.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Okay, it's going to keep you safer. It's going to
keep your valuable safer.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I has motion sensors in their house.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
We do.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
But I never knew that's so cool. You will now
every time I go to the bathroom, light goes on.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
But I never knew that like that was something that
they could adjust or like get through. That's actually really
smart of a burglar to think that way.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, it is interesting to hear how a burglar thinks
about breaking into a house, because a lot of the
tips that you hear from people are just having those
signs or having a sign even that says there's a
dog will make them not want to go into your house.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Where she's saying, actually the opposite, Wow, well should those
dog songs?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
This is actually very helpful.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
And a couple more tips coming from an expert where
that made a very successful movie.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Does she have to say it every single time?

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yes, there's another tip from an next burglar who made
her living burgling houses, breaking in your houses.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
I did eight years in prison, and I was with
some women that are just some horrible things. Well that
said keep your doors locked and just don't answer your door. Okay,
I look nice and friendly and approachable, being scrubs or
wearing a dress with the second magazines in my hand.
You're gonna want to talk to me and know what
I got going on. Don't answer your door, okay, whoa,

(05:14):
but ployase make noise and let us know you're in there,
because we're leaving.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
We don't want to come in if you're there.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's why I always keep some moroccas right at my door,
and I never answered. I just shave smart.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
That's why he was making some random noise in it out.
Just don't ever answer your doors or anybody that's actually
really crazy. For some reason. In my neighborhood, we get
a lot of door to door sales.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Still.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yeah, it's like for like like your lawn and like
for the gutters and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
But maybe they're just profiling our houses. Yeah, that's what
I think. Anytime I see those people there.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Was like there's a pest control guy that came not
that long ago and was asking us about all this stuff,
like what.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, I never talked to those people because I'm always
sure they're going to rob my house.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
What are you seriously even cross my mind?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
So I'm just like, ah, no, Wow, I would let
them straight in. Yeah, yeah, you would.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
I'd be like, hey, man, yeah you want to take it.
I didn't know I had a rap problem, but you
just showed me I had a rap problem.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes, there you can care. It is.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Imagine the areas that I grew up in, you know
what I mean, Like I had friends who did stuff
like that. So I just know that, like trigger treaders
show up on my doorstep. I'm like, Nah, you're not
getting over on me. I don't care that it's Halloween.
I know what you're doing. You're casing this place.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
You know how we always talk about how every group's
got to have like a hairstylist or somebody to get
that homie hook up. Every group needs a felon because
then that way you know you're protected and.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
You get gets your back watch. Yeah, it's really nice.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
That's really I've never thought of that, right now, Burglers,
love Hoody season.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Get to know your neighbors. Okay, number one, get to
know your neighbors.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, love hood season. That's good advice.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
All right, ladies, you're going to be a little bit smarter. Okay,
you see him at the playground.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
One of my grand babies. I want you to have
to see what's on this park last behind me thing.
Can you see that right there? What is that? Fittest keys?
You see these keys? There's nobody on the bench. There's
nobody anywhere near that bance leading.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
She's an ex burglar who makes money on TikTok by
sharing how people do crime so that people won't get
crimed on.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, but listen.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
You can hear her salivating at the keys. You can
literally hear her like I want you so bad, but
I know I can't.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
All right, ladies, you're going to be a little bit smarter. Okay,
you see.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Them at the playground, one of my grandbabies. I want
to try to see what's on this park bench behind
me thing? Can you see that right there?

Speaker 5 (07:35):
What is that? Fittest keys?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (07:38):
See ros keys. There's nobody on the bench. There's nobody
anywhere near that bench.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
She's ready the playground walking anyways, all I have to
do is pick those keys up and then go out.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
There and push up alarm.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
And when I see your headlights flush or hear it,
I know you're in your car because you're at the playground.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Yeah, so you know I met your purse.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I got your debit cards, medication QPU.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Then I also have.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Your house key, got your address afterr driver's license. So
while you're at the playground, look for your keys. I'm
at your house.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Oh my woa.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Ladies, just stop doing just the dumb like that, like
leaving your keys sitting right there

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Near the end of the video where she's like watch,
I'll show you right now.