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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have conspiracy theories, but my conspiracy theories are so
low rent.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I can't even hang out with.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The actual conspiracy theorists because they don't want to entertain
my notions. I'm like the Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer
a conspiracy theories. They're all in the clubhouse and the
corner going over the real stuff, like of course the
moonlanding was faked because we had to beat Russia during
the Cold War up there, no matter what the costs.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
And I try and jump in like yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And I think that Trader Joe's is making their parking
lots too small on.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Purpose, just so they seem more popular than they really are.
That the mob killed Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And I think that expiration dates on food are just
a conspiracy by craft in the FDA to get you
to buy condiments before you need to show.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
And there's a list going viral of everyday conspiracy theories
that are out there that you might not have heard
of that might blow your mind, And one of them
is that Trader Joe's makes their parking lots small on
purpose to make them seem more popular than they really are.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's the true seriracy theory. That's out there that's super smart.
Just like clubs. If there's a line out the door,
then people want to go, and if there's not, nobody cares.
Trader Joe's is the club of all grocery stores.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
What I mean, we're talking conspiracies.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You got a leap, you know it makes sense to me.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
There's a list going viral of everyday conspiracy theories that
are out there that you might not have ever heard of,
and you may have fallen victim too, and one of
them includes Starbucks. We'll tell you what that one is
in the second. But here's another everyday conspiracy theory you
might not have heard of that. PETA is control controlled
opposition run by the meat industry designed to make animal
(01:39):
rights activists look bad about chips.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Wait can you put that in English?
Speaker 4 (01:43):
PETA is basically controlled by the meat industry in order
to make animal rights activists look crazy so that people
don't believe them so they can keep making meat or
why I just you don't make meat, but you.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Know, you know, oh, to make them be extremists so
people are like, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
We were like, yeah, animal rights activists are all crazy.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Whatever, I'm gonna eat meat still, I can totally see
that being a thing.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I like that. I like that one.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
And it's funny because you could do that and most
of the people in Peter wouldn't know that, Like they're
just and then like the leadership is just like you
should do something crazy. It'd be crazy if you threw
some soup on a picture. Those climate people.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Do that, you know, well, I mean soup could go
on a fur coat.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, soup on a fur coat for sure.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Another everyday conspiracy theory. You might not have heard and
I might not have heard of her guarding Disney. The
reason Disney came out with a movie called Frozen. I
love that movie was actually so that when you googled
Disney Frozen you would get information on the movie and
not the website talking about Walt Disney's body being frozen.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
That would be genius if true.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I could see that also being a thing. I think
there's actually some truth to that.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Who are the people that came up with this? Because
I need to know you, But not only that, that's
an amazing movie.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
So the fact that that's just like like a conspiracy
theory that like came from, Let's just find a way
to not have them look up Walt Disney being frozen.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
You got a good movie out of it, man, So
it doesn't really matter if people know that Walt Disney
is frozen. I guess there was.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Some drama about, you know, because because it's not his
whole body that's frozen, supposedly, it's it's just his head.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Wait.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
What, he's not the first person to do that.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
No, I know, but you.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Know, wait, so we actually think that people who have
their heads frozen do yeah, head frozen, ye, so we.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Do for science and so they can bring back their consciousness.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay, this is this is real.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I think till he's like, he's a Hall of Fame
baseball player MLB player, but when he died, he had
his head frozen so that they could bring him back
one day.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Where so all these heads are just in a freezer
in the back somewhere.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
If it's a company that does this that freezes the heads,
I think they keep him out of walking into McDonald somewhere.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, I'm not sure. Closet.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Here's another conspiracy theory that's out there that you might
not have heard of, and I believe this one that
Big Bread paid toaster manufacturers to put in it, put
settings too high on toasters, so people burn their toast
on purpose.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So they sell more bread.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Big bets, big bread. This is what we're calling the
bread companies, big.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Big bread, multi billion dollar corporations. That's pretty big.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, I think a big farm, a big bread.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
They're out here agies.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Yeah, that's smart though, so annoying.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh, I like when my toast is crispy. But yeah,
you gotta get it just right. You got to watch
it the whole time. That's stressful.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Here's another conspiracy theory that's out there they might not
have heard of. That cops go on ways and leave
notes about random police sidings to cause people to slow
down without actually having to stay and check on people.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
If they don't do that, they should be going.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That's really smart.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Most of the time when it says there's a cop there,
I don't see it.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I never see the cop.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
But wouldn't that screw the cop over though, because they're
supposed to give out the tickets.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
No, their drums to serve to keep people safe, not
to give out tickets.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Maybe this is a conspiracy then, because I always heard
when it's close to the end of the month, you
always see cops on the street because they have a
certain amount of tickets they're supposed to give out every
month for speeding.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
No, the quota is not real. If you ask the
police to be they don't have a quota the police.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, I would ask the police department, wouldn't they tell
you that it's not real.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
But when they have mentioned the goals that they might have,
they're usually annual goals. By the way, it's not like
a business. It's not like a monthly quarterly thing. It's
like an annual thing because that's when all the statistics
come out.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I mean, I appreciate the protection. I'm just curious either way.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
That would be gee. I think that one's real. I
think cops do go on ways and leave notes about
random police sighting. I never see a police officer whenever
it says there is one.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I report objects on the road sometimes when there's no reason.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Wait, what we are the ultimate troll in life.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I never see those either. World driving in front of
me all the time, driving me like object on the
road on your phone.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
And then it giggles to himself.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I go, he does that.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
There's like nothing all the round, But mind you, he
will stop.
Speaker 6 (06:07):
Driving just to tell you there's something on the road,
a serious shut it down.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
This is so on brand troll central. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
The number one everyday conspiracy theory that's out there that
people are shocked about is Starbucks baristas are told to
purposely misspell customers names. Why why so that people will
post photos on social media of their Starbucks cup with
the wrong name on it, providing free advertising?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Whoa authority that that conspiracy is true?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wait? Why would you put who cares?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Like?
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Why do you post that? Because it's funny. It's like, oh,
my name is Nina, but you just called me nine.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Have you never seen a post like that? Victoria.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Now there's like hundreds of thousands of people posting like,
oh my gosh, they spelled my name wrong, and it's
just amy.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
They do some very easy names wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
So I would say that is definitely the best one.