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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in breaking news.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's the Jewble Show.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Taylor Swift has officially trademarked the month of September ahead
of new album release. Oh smart, It'll now be known
as Swift Timber Nice.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
That's really smart.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
See how easy it is to create fake news?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Also, that could probably be a real new story. But anyway,
it's very easy to create fake news. And that's why
every week we do the segment real News or Fake News,
where I read a news headline and you have to
see if you can tell whether it's a real news
story that went viral this week or a fake news story.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Like most things, I'm perfect at this. It's a lot.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Harder than you think to tell what's real news and
fake news. And we'll play another round of real news
or fake news and you hear some of the crazy
stories from the week, some reil, some fake.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Next, it's a double show.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
It's one oh six point one.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
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Speaker 5 (01:00):
While you always in the moon like brain wo, I
ain't trying.

Speaker 6 (01:05):
To tell you who to do but try to play cool.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Babe.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
You ain't playing white rules?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Everything look better interview? While you always in the mood?

Speaker 6 (01:13):
I'm not liking by move. I ain't trying to tell
you what to dool, but try to play cool. Maybe
you ain't playing white rules. Everything look better in view
if you never get ash when I started to fill
out the task, so I was in a film bad?
Maybe I am not Dad.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
It's not all you.

Speaker 7 (01:28):
Want from me.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
How you want to company girls?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Abby yourself in the room and work.

Speaker 8 (01:35):
Out of it?

Speaker 7 (01:36):
Don't acts out a few and you up starting it now?

Speaker 5 (01:38):
I'm in the moon. Let me have you in in
my dad, Rob, we play games a lot to avoid
the depression. We've been here before. I won't be a
big while you always in the moon like brain move.
I ain't trying to tell you what to do, but
try to play cool. Maybe you ain't playing by your

(02:00):
rules every tail?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Getto in a view?

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Are you always in the mood?

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Liking man? Who?

Speaker 6 (02:06):
I ain't trying to tell you it's too We try
to play cool, babe. How you playing by your rules
every day?

Speaker 8 (02:11):
Look ghetto in view?

Speaker 6 (02:13):
So I turned by your love on when you can
be going out and I'm the same last how never
let sudere you gonna send.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Me up hony day.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
I need to know is if you wouldn't love I'm
talking sweet bat cake back.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Guys have been bodies.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
You get playing, tell you what your side in miss
match fist and was well doing?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
No love?

Speaker 6 (02:33):
Bet say from me?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Play games a lot to avoid the presson.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Before. I won't be a bad But you always in
move like bn noo.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
I'm trying to tell you it's too We try to
play cool. Maybe I playing by your rules every day?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Look getto in a view?

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Are you always in the mood?

Speaker 9 (02:55):
I leging ben move.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
I ain't trying to tell you it's too we try to.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Rules breaking news. You heard it here first on The
Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Cyber trucks have become self aware and have started getting
drunk and challenging each other to push up contests in
the middle crowded bars, along with sending unsolicited selfies.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
Yep, no they no.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I've become the d bags of the car world.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
If they became self aware, they would implode.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
I feel like they're the legit transformers though.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
You know you see how easy it is to create
fake news.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
That's why every single week we bring you real news
or fake news segment where I read you a news
headline from the week and you have to see if
it was a real news story or a fake news
story that went viral and people actually believed. Here's your
first headline for real news or fake news.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
NASA accidentally sells moon rock on eBay for seventeen dollars.
Man turns around and sells it for five million. Oh oh,
real or fake? Hey, Nina says fake real.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
I learned my lesson going against NASA.

Speaker 9 (04:06):
Everybody knows moon rocks have to be fake anyway, right,
jubil So therefore this is a real story because it's
only actually worth seventeen Oh, it is.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
A real news story.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
Yeah, five million dollars off of that NASA archive is
mistakenly put a moon rock on ebait?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Why are they on eBay.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
E bay account?

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Yeah, that's why I said fake.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I know I would think that was fake right away too.

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Even they want to sell their old things and get
new ones. Bet you that person got fired. You can't
do that.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
So the guy who bought it for seventeen dollars, I guess,
refused to give it back and sold.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
It for five million.

Speaker 8 (04:46):
That that guy deserved the five million funnier if he
sold it back to NASA.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Ooh, I'm still tripping out over NASA having an eBay.
I'm gonna look at that.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
I don't know if that's normal.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
There's another headline for real news or fake news. I
read a news headline. You have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real news story from the
week or a fake news headline that people actually believe
from this week.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
This one is out of Oregon.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Man who legally changed his name to literally nobody wins
local election. Oh, the guy who changed his name to
the words literally nobody win an election in organ.

Speaker 7 (05:27):
It is Oregon. So I'm gonna go with real. Yeah,
it's real too, and.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
It says real Victoria says real prison Brad.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
This is fake.

Speaker 9 (05:35):
No one could vote for this gentleman because nobody can
really spell literally without autocorrections.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Just a bubble.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
You don't need to spell anything.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
This is a real headline. Yeah, and satirical protest against politics.
A man legally changed his name to literally nobody and
then ran for city council in Oregon. Wow, and he
does he have to do the job I know probably
like dang, that was a terrible idea.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
We gotta quit as day job. It makes twice as much.

Speaker 7 (06:06):
If you'mert, you can make a lot of money off
of O. It's nobody T shirt.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Or fake news.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I read us news headline.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
You have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story or a fake news story. Swiss
town accidentally rains down cocoa powder, thousands of residents take
to the streets with their tongues to the air. Oh,
a Swiss town accidentally rains down cocoa powder and thousands
of residents take to the streets with their tongues in
the air.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Real, Nina saying real.

Speaker 7 (06:35):
I'm gonna say real too.

Speaker 10 (06:37):
If there's cocoa powder in the air, you better believe
I'm also gonna go outside with my tongue in the air.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
Like cocoa chocolate.

Speaker 10 (06:42):
Right.

Speaker 7 (06:42):
Yeah, okay, I was just checking out, pretty sure.

Speaker 9 (06:46):
I watch a lot of documentaries. I've seen the one
called Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. Yeah, I know
this has precedent. This is a real news story. This
is actually a real news story.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
That's a dream ventilation defect at Link chocolate factory in
Switzerland caused cocoa powder to rain down over the entire town. Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Locals described it as magical. That does sound.

Speaker 7 (07:13):
Amazing.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Here's another headline for real news or fake news.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
I give you a news headline.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
You have to see if you can tell whether it's
a real news story from the week or something fake
that people believed. Parrot testifies in court by repeating the
words don't effing shoot. Parrot testifies in court by repeating
the words don't effing shoot? Real Nina saying that's a
real news story.

Speaker 10 (07:37):
Ah, fake and you want to know why because he's testifying.
They obviously did shoot, so they didn't listen to the parrot.

Speaker 7 (07:46):
So I think it's fake.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
What says fake?

Speaker 8 (07:50):
I don't know about that logic, but thank you for
being excited about it. Yeah, I think it's fake, Producer Brad.

Speaker 9 (07:54):
Everybody knows parrots don't repeat, they improve, So this is
unreliable witness and I do not think they would be
called in the court of law.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
This is a fake news story.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
This is actually a real news story from the Detroit
Free Press. Really, a man in Michigan was shot and
they brought in his pet parrot to testify. Because the
parrot kept saying, don't have him shoot.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
Because you know what's probably happening.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
The guy that was getting shot, which is pet's owner,
was looking at the guy going don't having shoot me
or don't shoot and then the parrot and copies his
owner said that, and that's what happened.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
They actually put it in his official evidence.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
That's a really amazing, honest, so cool. I guess it's
kind of like having a recorder.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I mean, how would you know that though?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
In Detroit.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
I feel like every parent in Detroit presays that Detroit
don't shoot. That's just Detroit, you know,