The Full Jubal Show for November 10th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, you want to make a million dollars this holiday season? Yes,
the Jewble Show. If you said no to that, you're weird.
But most likely the idea of an easy extra million
dollars in your pocket sounds pretty nice. Well, one person
figured out how to make a million dollars with a
simple little holiday side hustle. And what they did is

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proof that there are really no bad ideas ever, and
you too could be the next holiday millionaire. We'll tell
you what happened and go over some other ways you
can make some extra cash this holiday season. Right after this,
it's the Jeble Show. How can you make a million
dollars with a simple little holiday side hustle? Well, you're
about to find out, because one man figured out how

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to make a million dollars off of something that is
so ridiculous and so easy that you could do it too. Also,
there's a list of other day holiday hide holiday side
hustles that you can get if you want to make
some extra cash for the holiday season. But a million
dollars wouldn't be bad. Now, Well, a guy in Minneapolis
figured out how to do the impossible and make a

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million dollars in just a few months. Last holiday season.
Thirty three year old Trevor Dobson's of Minneapolis earned over
a million dollars last year by launching pre licked candy canes.
What Yeah, Ell, It's a novelty stalking stuffer marketed toward
people who hate sharing their suites. What started as a
gag gift between friends turned into a viral phenomenon, and

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Trevor uploaded a TikTok video demonstrating the product and candy
canes that were half eaten completely with realistic moisture, shine,
and individual lick patterns on them. When asked for a statement,
he said he was tired of people asking for a taste,
so he made candy canes to make them look like
somebody had already gotten to them. How do you do that?
According to him, his pre licked look is achieved with

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a proprietary mix of edible glaze, peppermint oil, and what
he calls trade secret tongue physics.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh that tongue physics sounds like you're using your tongue, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
We're talking about a guy who made a million dollars
off of the simple little holiday side hustle last year.
Within days, orders poured in from prankster's office, secret Santas,
and just people who wanted to get pre licked candy
canes for their loved ones. He's since hired a six
person team, trademarked a name, and is negotiating a licensing

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deal that's horse. When asked about his success, he said,
I just wanted to ruin Christmas candy for everybody. Thanks
for the million dollar bonus. Wow, not bad, No, not
at all.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I mean, you're right, Well, you really can make money
off of absolutely anything.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
But who's gonna buy them?

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Apparently a lot of a lot of people, I knows,
make sense, But I legit thought he was just looking them.
I didn't think he's putting a glaze on and every Yeah. Yeah,
that feels like a lot of work. It really does.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
But you too, can make a million dollars with pre
licked candy canes or some other things. There's also a
list of other day holiday side hustles that you can
get this year if you want to make some extra
cash row holiday season. Not sure if any of these
will make you a million dollars, but you'll at least
make some extra cash. Hey, that's all we need. Holiday cleaning.
Say's requests for services for holiday cleaning on task rabbit

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jump up about twenty six percent this time of year. Literally,
you're ready for holidays, guess And.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Why because if people are coming over, you want your
house to look good, so you have somebody come clean
the space while you're buzy wrapping presents or cooking or working.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I don't know, Billy, I don't.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Get is if you hire people to come this one
time a year, how come you don't want your house
clean the rest of the time.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Of the year.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
That's a very valid coming over. Yeah right, you can
live in filth as long as nobody sees it.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
What are some other to holiday side hustles that you
can get if you want to make some extra cash.
Hanging holiday lights is a big one. Oh yeah, I
want to do that one.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
My dad uses that feature because he can't climb on
the roof anymore. I called it a feature, But there's
this guy in the neighborhood who's so sweet and he
just climbs everybody's like roofs and hooks them all up
because it's a bunch older for like sixty plus. Oh no,
oh okay, I was gonna say, yeah, yeah, you gotta.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Be careful with that one. Also, running holiday errands is
another way that you can make extra cash. From delivering
Christmas trees to a house. Heading to the store to
buy new toys before they get sold out another way
that you can make extra cash. Okay, I thought about Oh, I.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Thought about ordering that, so I don't have to go
do it just booking flies will and trust me out.
So I don't like going to the stores where there
are a lot of people, like Costco. This weekend was
crazy and I can't imagine like the toy stores or
like my nieces or not nuss with like little cousins,
how packed they are and everyone's just running around and
those moms are like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Punch someone if you can get the toy that they want.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
To think about it. It could be very therapeutic.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
If you want to fight, but you don't want to
get in trouble kind of fight, just go to a
toy store and like bump somebody and be like, oh
my bad, I wanted that to go me home.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Also, waiting in line is another holiday side house, so
that you can get somebody will hire you to wait
in line for them when a product comes out, or
to wait at a toy store to buy that perfect
toy that you've been wanting to get somebody for Christmas
while standing and waiting in line making cash. I would
do any of these things. I mean it's so easy,
but I've done it for that one. But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
You just tell people advertise I will stand in line
for you.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
What about would you stand in line for a Black Friday?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
I mean, yeah, if you're gonna pay me.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yes, the stores are so crazy for elbowing everywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
It's worth it if you're getting paid. Really, yeah, you wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
I've never been to a Black Friday. I've only seen
videos and my parents don't let me go.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, no, it's your smart. I've been to one Black
Friday in my life, and I feared for my life.
It was to get a TV. Are you seeing me? Yeah?
I swear I got elbow checked by this old lady.
I was like, did she sharpen her elbows before she
got in here? Good lord? Did you get the TV?

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Though?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah? Of course, Oh that might be a lot stronger
than her. But I would like to point out, though,
all those things that we just listed, you know, those
makeup to like I don't know, twenty five bucks an
hour thirty bucks an hour. You can also just lick
candy canes for a million dollars this holiday. Kay, it's
another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Hello, you left something behind and I have it.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 8 (06:16):
Can you repeat that?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Is this Josh?

Speaker 9 (06:19):
Yeah speaking?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Who did Hi Josh?

Speaker 6 (06:21):
My name is Juniper and I work in housekeeping at
the hotel and percently were staying with us for a
week and six hours. Yeah, yeah, checked out the other days. Yes, yes,
a week and six hours be quite precise. And you

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just checked out and the other day. And I hope
your travels home. We're safe and comfortable, and I hope
you enjoyed your stay while you were here.

Speaker 9 (06:52):
With us, Yes, very much. Is there a problem? Is there?

Speaker 6 (07:00):
There is a problem. Yes, And that's why I'm calling
because I like to fix it for you.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Okay, Oh what's the problem.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Well, I'm part of the housekeeping staff, and I was
in charge of cleaning your room after you checked out,
and I was doing my usual cleaning services and making
sure that all the fibers and everything was cleaned up
for the next person who was going to be using
the room, and I stumbled upon your toothbrush that was

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left behind. Oh, as seems you forgot your toothbrush.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
Oh oh yeah, I noticed that when I got home,
yest ones about that.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
I was very concerned because dental hygiene and tooth maintenance
is very important, and I didn't want you to miss out.
And I have your gums be hurting because you couldn't
brush your teeth because you forgot your tooth fresh with us.

Speaker 9 (08:06):
I I appreciate the concern. Is not an issue.

Speaker 6 (08:11):
Hygiene is very important.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
Yes, yes, I agree.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
I have other work in the industry before I was
let go, but that's another story for a different time.
And so I do know a lot about oral hygiene
and keepings of teeth nice and healthy and white, and
keeping the gums clean and making sure they're free from

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plaques and things like that.

Speaker 9 (08:42):
Okay, okay, that's great. I I don't need.

Speaker 6 (08:48):
The tooth it.

Speaker 9 (08:52):
You can throw it away, that's fine. You can use
it for cleaning.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
I do not need it.

Speaker 6 (08:59):
Well, it's your toothbrush. It's a very important personal item.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I appreciate it. I've had a lot of toothbrushes.

Speaker 10 (09:07):
I have many more.

Speaker 8 (09:08):
It's not my only toothbrush.

Speaker 9 (09:10):
I will be okay, well, I'd.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Like to personally hand it to you.

Speaker 9 (09:15):
No, that's I'm hearing. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
This is really creepy and I'm professional and I if
you don't leave.

Speaker 9 (09:28):
My house, I'm gonna actually have all the loops. Are
you knocking you need to leave?

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Unanged behavior or knocking on the glass if you can
hear me, I'm just knocking on the glass.

Speaker 9 (09:46):
Oh my god, you need to go. I am not kidding.
I will call them.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Send this home right now, but I would like to
return the toothbrush.

Speaker 9 (09:55):
I am not home. You need to get away from
my house.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
I am not getting abody answer.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
I am not kidding. This on him iconic behavior. I'm
second the way to call you a cops. All right,
please get away from my house.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Josh, this is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing
a phone break on you and your wife set you up.
It's a joke. She said that you, oh my god,
were on a trip last week and forgot your toothbrush
at the hotel and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 9 (10:33):
Oh my god, oh my god. I was breaking out.
Oh my god, wake.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Up every morning with double phone branks.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
It's time for Nina. Is what's trending.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
How would you feel if your ex's new partner addresses
you for Halloween? Okay, sound the petty alarms, because this
made me the pettiest couple's costume of all time. My
extress says me, your ex's new partner, oh, dressed as
you for Halloween?

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I would actually play. I think it was funny because
I'd be like, man, you guys are wasting a lot
of time thinking about me. But it is because I'd
be like, oh, well, go ahead with the costume. Does
that not also occur to you though?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
If it's if your new person is dressing up as
your ex, like, hey, maybe we're putting a bit too
much time into my ex.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
We're still thinking about my ex? Yeh, look at me. Anyway.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I'll tell you who did that, because it happened in
just a second. But first we have to talk about
the baseball drama. It's happening again. Sports betting, So Cleveland
Guardians pictures, Emmanuel Klace, I'm probably butchering these names. I
apologize and Luis Ortiz have been indicted on charges that
they took bribes from sports betters to throw certain types
of pitches, including tossing balls and the dirt instead of

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strikes to.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Ensure successful bribes.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
So allegedly they did this to help unnamed gamblers from
the Dominican Republic their need of their need of home.
And they took four hundred and sixty thousand dollars. You no,
I'm sorry. The better is won over four hundred and
sixty thousand dollars on in game prop bets because of how.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
They threw the game. Oh this is as bad too.
They were doing prop bets. So prop bets are like
those ones, like it's like, hey, in the sixth innings,
so and so will throw a ball on the ground. Yeah, right,
something that usually doesn't happen or whatever. So it's not
just the outcome of the game. That's something that those
people can directly control.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Wait, that's like so specific though not so obvious.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
You would think you would be obvious. But the wild
thing is the same thing I said about. Was it
basketball that we just talked about that's doing this. I
think this is I mean, I'm just not rocket science,
but I think this has been going on for a
really long time. Oh yeah, it's just surprising that now,
is it because of whistleblowers?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Like how do they get caught. People get caught here
and there. They always have.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Well, that's so obvious.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Not even not get caught like Pte Rose is probably
the most famous one to get caught. Why because he
was a great baseball player, Hall of Famer, but he
was gambling so much on baseball. He's not I don't
even know if they ever allowed him into the Hall
of Fame. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
And I couldn't imagine that you would be if you
were just like cheating the whole time.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Yeah. Does that mean it's like.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
You know, you're not gonna go to the World Series,
so might as well make some money.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yeah, or some people would go to the World Series
and still be betting on it.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Just what it's kind of wild because they're already rich
or they I shouldn't say not everybody, but they're already
making good money, especially if.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
You're in Major League Baseball, Like what are you doing?
So what's the point why money? Make more money? Yeah?
Make it the make more money making World Series money?
Why don't double up on that somehow?

Speaker 7 (13:30):
You know?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, I mean the greedy get richer or something.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
I'm not sure, but I also kind of feel like
they could have a whole job just for that person
that focuses on the investigations.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I mean, it probably exists. Does it exist? Probably?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, that's so interesting. The gambling police they exist.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yeah, Oh my god, make it a reality show?

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Could you all that be so cool? I just saw
a whole thing in my head. Now we'll go to
the We'll go to the petty costumes.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
Now.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
So I asked you in the beginning of this, how
you would feel if your new if your ex's new
partner dresses you for Halloween. That's exactly what happened with
Orlando Bloom and his alleged new partner, Rachel Lynne Matthews.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
So she dressed up as Katy Perry.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
She wore the dark wig and a blue spacesuit, so
there is no questions.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Maybe she just went as an astronaut. That's when they
all looked like just because Katie Perry's one doesn't mean
they all are.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
It's the one from her voyage that looked almost identical
to that one.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Wow, why if you're gonna.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Just miss Katy Perry, why you got to hit her
extra hard by putting that at well?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
And then Orlando Bloom was a skeleton, So I was like,
is this a deeper meaning. Is he trying to say
that Katie killed him like his soul?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Maybe? I don't know, but why that's it's messed up
that he would even like go out with her. Yeah,
like if I had, if I was with somebody and
they wanted to dress up as an hex and mine,
I'd be like, no, that's weird, that's weird. I'm not sure. Yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Want to think of my ex anymore. That's why they're
my ex. So why are you thinking of my.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Ex like that?

Speaker 2 (15:04):
I think I would love it if my ex's partner
dressed up as me. What I wouldn't do that, do
you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I would kind of
love it because it's like mm hmm, I know again.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
It's like they're they're paying worse, and they're thinking about
you more than they are themselves exactly. It's just very
weird cackling. It'd be the best to hear her Mena
and he Orlando's mad because I knew Katy Perry's song
is about their divorce or whatever.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Oh maybe, and so he changed their costumes last minute,
said hey, babe, we're going as my ex right this.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Well, Halloween was before her song got released, so it
was coming or whatever it was. But if you haven't
seen pictures, go ahead. She looks like Katy Perry.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Maybe she just wanted to be an astronaut.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Maybe I don't think so. I don't think so at all,
But that is what's trending. First Date follow Up powered
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Speaker 1 (15:55):
Jack is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Sloan.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him another date. But first, Jack, how long
has it been since you heard from Sloan?

Speaker 9 (16:08):
A little over a.

Speaker 10 (16:09):
Week, I mean, and in this society, yeah, a couple
of days, you know, longer a couple of days.

Speaker 9 (16:21):
She's probably got a whole new relationship going on.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Well, tell us about the date with Sloan. I thought
it went.

Speaker 9 (16:28):
Really pretty good.

Speaker 11 (16:29):
You know.

Speaker 8 (16:29):
We went to one of those like places where you
can like play games, like board games, you know, like
a craft beer and that kind of stuff.

Speaker 9 (16:38):
The desserts.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
It was awesome, all right, does she seem to enjoy
the board games and craft beer and stuff.

Speaker 9 (16:46):
Yeah, man, dude, like we had a we had a blast.

Speaker 8 (16:49):
I thought, you know her, her vibe was just awesome, man,
you know she was She was confident and just magnetic.
She had an infectiously that made people turn around to
see what was so funny? I don't know, man, she
had a way of even making like ordering fries sound flirty,
like take yourself too seriously. But you know, we just

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had fun and just you know, played board. James was
nice and interactive and just low pressure. We just I
don't know, man, it just it went really well.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
It sounds like it was great. What do you think
could have gone wrong? Here?

Speaker 8 (17:28):
Here's where I got a little crazy. So during our
third round of Djenga, I feel like I got a
little too competitive, right, but I had a couple of beers.
I started calling myself a tower whisper. And then when
she pulled the final block and it fell, I jumped
up with both hands, was like, victory is mine. The

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whole cafe turn over to look at it, like what
the hell is going on?

Speaker 6 (17:57):
Over that?

Speaker 9 (17:57):
It was serious and.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
I tried to play off with it as a joke
because I feel like it was a bit of a joke,
but also like I was, I was taking it a
touch too.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Seriously self awareness, like, yeah, just I got excited, right,
who doesn't like to win?

Speaker 8 (18:18):
Perhaps meet a little much that day, But yeah, so
I feel like I might have come off a little
too strong at that point.

Speaker 9 (18:27):
I got awkward.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
I tried to recover, you know, with a smooth kiss
before we went our separate ways. She leaned in and
then ran her fingers through my hair, and I feel
little confident again. But you know, I feel like we
had chemistry. You know, she laughed at my jokes and

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so forth, but then she you know, I texted her that.

Speaker 9 (18:56):
Night and just nothing, total silence.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
So he kissed you after you called yourself the tower
whisper correct.

Speaker 9 (19:04):
So I feel like it wasn't that bad.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you. We'll play a song come back, and
then call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting you and maybe get to a second date.

Speaker 9 (19:17):
Okay, Okay, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yep. We'll get your first day follow up right after this.
If you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Jack is on the phone, and Jack is getting ghosted
by a woman named Sloan. So we're about to call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
and maybe get him a second date. But before we
do that, Jack, why don't you give us a real
quick recap of your date again.

Speaker 8 (19:38):
Yeah, we went out and we we went to a
board game place and it was awesome. We played Jinga
and I feel like you got a little there's a
touch too competitive after a couple of burskis on the
third game of ginga. Mm hm, telling myself the the
tower whisper is probably a bad move and timing victory

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is mine. Yeah, it's the point that the neighbors probably
heard it, not just those around us, but like the
nearby bar.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, get wrapped up in a game of cha.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I don't know if that's the reason or not, but
we'll find out for you. All right, Are you ready
for us, scholar?

Speaker 9 (20:14):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man speaks of Sloan. Please,
Hey Sloan, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jewbill Show. Hi Sloan, I'm Nina. Hi,

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I'm Victoria and my name is Jewble.

Speaker 9 (20:38):
What's up? Wait? No, I think I know what's going
on here, studio?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
What do you think is going on? Sloan?

Speaker 9 (20:52):
What y'all calling about? What are you calling about?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Well, it seems like you listened to the show. Yeah, yeah,
So for the first day follow up the segment where
if you go out on a day with somebody and
you ghost them, that person can email us to find
out where you go see him?

Speaker 9 (21:06):
M Yeah, yeah, no, I'm Familionaire.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Yeah, so that's you.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
Now.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
We're calling you because you recently went out with a
dude named Jack and you haven't been getting back to him.
Has been over a week now, and he's very confused.
He was wondering if you would tell us why you're
ghosting him.

Speaker 9 (21:20):
Okay, Okay, Look, Jack is amazing, Like, actually I didn't
ghost him because he did anything wrong. I didn't because
I go I did something so ridiculous and embarrassing that
I just can't even face him.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
What did you do?

Speaker 9 (21:40):
Okay? So we were at this bar where there's a
bunch of board games and we were really really having
time with jang Gett. We were playing our third round
and like he won, right and he did this thing
where he just kind of like jumped up through his
arms in the air like with it. I'm the tower whisper,

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he said.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
We talked to him about that. He thinks that's the
reason you're ghosting him.

Speaker 9 (22:06):
No, I thought it was super cute. So I tried
to like lean in for a kiss, but like I
almost fell, so I grabbed his hair and he ended
up like grathing his chin and kissing his chin. Actually,
like my listing was on his neck, like I had
branded him mortified.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
So you went in for a kiss and then messed
it up? Did he notice? You think?

Speaker 9 (22:33):
He definitely didn't notice. And that's why I'm so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I bet it's not as bad as you think.

Speaker 9 (22:41):
I mean, I don't know. It's like he went right
like he dodged it. So yeah, so like I just
did it. I don't know. I was embarrassed. I feel
like I was awkward, and I feel like I was
too much.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
So he's I mean, obviously seems to like you. He's
doing a first date follow up and slan he's actually
on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
No, yeah, so that happened.

Speaker 9 (23:14):
I thought you were just being shy. I was mortified.
You looked confused. I thought you were just being polite.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
I thought you were going for high five, and I
just missed it, Like I didn't realize as you're going
in for a cliff.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Would win.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
I don't know. It was like this his favor black shadow.
I don't know. It was just so weird on my part.

Speaker 8 (23:45):
I thought I messed up because I thought you were
going for a high five.

Speaker 9 (23:47):
I thought that like, I messed that up. That's why
I thought you you weren't calling me back. Oh no,
I was just like my brain short circuited and I
went into like full penguin mode and I couldn't move.

Speaker 12 (24:02):
And like Harkward, you sounds so literally my that's literally
my type, confident women who occasionally malfunctions.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Then would you like another day, which Jackie will pay
for it?

Speaker 8 (24:18):
Oh my god, you ghosted me because over a miskiss,
I'd call that a win.

Speaker 9 (24:25):
You're you're too nice. I really did like you, jack
I just I just didn't want you to remember me
as a girl who kissed the wrong body part.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Whow I could be way worse.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
If you say yes to a day, maybe you can
do a redo and kiss the right body part.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
Yeah, whoa hey, I like that. You will's first date
follow up? All miss stupid?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
All right?

Speaker 13 (24:49):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with high right cues, but you think
you're an intellectual Dot you ape.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
It's almost signed for America Rich Trivia game, you versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own. Victoria Ramire is
in a game of trivia for John Legend tickets today,
So call us up if you want to play. Eight
eight eight three four three one O six one eight
eight eight three four three one O six one. You
can also dm us at the Jubil Show or go
to the Jubilshow dot com if you think you can

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beat Victoria.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Dude, the line I worn dresses with higher iques than
you his.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
It just really hit.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's all right.

Speaker 13 (25:31):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with high right cues, but you don't
think you're an intellectual.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Game all right, we'll play you with Victoria next, but.

Speaker 9 (25:41):
Only some sort of mentally challenged airhead. No, not even
I didn't say that.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
It was like, why am I even listening to you
to begin with, you're a virgin who can't drive.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Chance
to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia
for John Legend tickets today and let's meet Today's for
contestant for you vers Victoria. I have no idea who
this is because I forgot to answer the phones. The
last song is playing. Let's see hello, who's this Dana?

(26:15):
What's up? Do you want to play? U? Verse? Victoria?

Speaker 10 (26:18):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (26:19):
Me and my granddaughter want to play?

Speaker 8 (26:20):
Well?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Sweet, all right, yeah, guess what Dana, You're gonna play
right now? All right, that's what it was. What's your
granddaughter's name?

Speaker 9 (26:30):
Prairie?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
All right, Dana and Prairie pretty? I love that. Here
we go. We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and here's how the game is played. You have thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win. Okay, got it?

Speaker 9 (26:45):
All right?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Here we go, Dana. Your time starts now. In which
country did reggae music originate?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Pass?

Speaker 2 (26:54):
What is the term for a proposed law in the
United States. Man, what is the most uncommon birthday.

Speaker 9 (27:07):
The first of January?

Speaker 2 (27:08):
What is the medical term for high blood pressure?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
In tennis?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
What piece of fruit is found at the top of
the men's Wimbledon trophy?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
I don't know. Bring Victoria back into the studio and
while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff,
putting on her headphones, stuff, Dana, here's a question for you.
What is the worst gift you've ever gotten for the holidays? Oh,
I'm gonna say probably when I got nothing. That's a

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pretty terrible gift.

Speaker 9 (27:51):
You're young, you don't have money, so it's all good, so.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Fair, that's true. All right, Victoria, what's the worst gift
you've ever gotten for all days?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
I'm trying to think. I think my brother once gave me, uh,
you know, like coupon books.

Speaker 9 (28:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
It was like yeah, something, but it was like in reverse,
it was like, you can do for him.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yeah, clean my room, make me a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
And I was like, wait, meanwild Victor. He was like, hey,
oh my god, you gave me something. That's so.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
All right.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Here we go, Victoria thirty seconds answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say passed
and you have to beat Dana out right to win.
And Dana, you can tell Victoria when.

Speaker 10 (28:31):
To go.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
In.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Which country did reggae music originate?

Speaker 14 (28:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Oh country?

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Think think they think Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
I thought a country from Jamaica.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
What is the term for a proposed long in the
United States?

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Videos do a bill? What is the most uncommon birthday? Wait?

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
The lead here one? Oh? Oh beg? What is the
medical term for high blood pressure? Scary? I got that
all right. Let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social
media producer Gabby Dana did not get any. Correct Victoria,
we got three? Whoa, you got three? Victoria, right, Dana.

(29:28):
I'm sorry, but Victoria had a good game today. He
did not beat her. But you do still get John
Legend tickets just for playing.

Speaker 9 (29:35):
Oh thanks, guys, we enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Reggae music did originate in Jamaica? Yeah, the term for
pose a proposed law in the United States is a bill.
I think that the most uncommon birthday is February twenty
ninth because of leap. Yeah, we had only happened every
four years. The medical term for high blood pressure is hypertension.
And the piece of fruit that's found on the top
men's Wimbledon trophies is a pineapple. I didn't know that.

(30:08):
They'll they act question in general. Would have sent me
a piece of fruit on top of a trophy? You
said it differently a second ago. Oh well, would you
say it again? I said, And the piece of fruit
that's found on the top of the men's Wimbledon trophy
is a pineapple.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Why is that? What? What? What are you hearing in
your head? Victoria?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
It just when you say, like the piece of fruit
on the top of the men's Wimbledon I'm still still
not hidden.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Do you get it?

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Be me?

Speaker 9 (30:42):
I get it? I get it?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (30:44):
What do you what do you get it?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
What do you mean? What do you get? You read
it one more time? Okay.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
The piece of fruit that's found at the top of
the Wimbledon trophy, the men's Wimbledon trophy is a pineapple.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yes, twelve year old boy, but it can't just be me.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Dana. Thank you for playing data. Thanks yea. The same
time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want to
play just DMUs at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com and you too can play Victoria.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Pamela is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of a year
named Jason might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. Pamela, Sorry, you're going through it,
but why do you think Jason's cheating?

Speaker 5 (31:44):
So we have been together a year, me and Jason,
and we got together though because we have a mutual
foot friend.

Speaker 9 (31:51):
That's that him up with me, And so our mutual.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
Friend very much knows that, like he was in a
pretty serious relationship before me, he was still getting over
his act for quite some time after they were together,
and so it was only after when he felt like
he was over her and ready to move on that
she kind of set us up together. So it definitely
wasn't like a rebound, but you know, I obviously know

(32:15):
he was ready to move on, but there clearly was
an act that they split very amicably and like they
got along. It wasn't nasty, and so you know, I
was at peace with that, and so we started dating
and it's actually been really fun, like we're getting along fantastic.
He honestly has the biggest heart I've ever met in
any human being ever. Like, you know, he'll just drop
everything in a moment's notice if I need him.

Speaker 9 (32:37):
He's just super nice.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
I mean, honestly, he could be even too nice, but
he's really really nice. So that being said, you know,
knowing he's super nice. And so now two months ago
he asked me to move in. We actually moved in
together about two months ago. Jason is not a complete flob.
He's for a dude, He's probably relatively normal. I just
happen to be like an insane OCD meat creak, Like

(33:01):
I am definitely tidying up after everything all the time.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
It just makes me happy.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
I was in Jason's uh so, in his office, he
had just a ton of random maile lying around all
over his office desk, a couple of receipts. I don't
even know why I looked, but they were just all
over and so I'm looking at the receipt and each
receipt is just really random and they started, it's like
really weirding me out there. There was like a bunch

(33:27):
of them for in the past two weeks. One receipt
like he was even on a trip. Like one receipt
was showing that he had bought locks and I'm like, okay, that's.

Speaker 9 (33:35):
Kind of random.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Or like salmon.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
No, yeah, not locked by salmon, like door lock. And
at first, okay, I'm like maybe our own home, like
changing a lot, I don't know. And then another receipt
recently was for a brand new phone. He's already got
a phone and he's never seen didn't tell me anything
about that. I feel like, I think that's pretty big,
like if you think me changing the phone like new number.

Speaker 9 (33:57):
And then the one that really started.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Worrying me and creeping me out that he had a
receipt that had like a stun gun and pepper.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Spray, Like what the fuck's weird?

Speaker 9 (34:08):
Yeah, Like why he's not a.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Small dude, Like why is he buying a sun gun
and a pepper spray?

Speaker 9 (34:14):
He can take care of himself.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Like we work and live in a fairly nice like
pretty nice neighborhood, and it's we don't hang out with
other like I don't know if him hanging out with
any other girls who would need these things, so like
they were just very random to me, So I did.
I will say I did have the guts to kind
of like ask him at least courage enough about the locks.

Speaker 9 (34:34):
I started with just the lock, like you.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Didn't start the sun gun.

Speaker 14 (34:37):
He started with, I'll tell you why I started with
the locks because I tried to be like, okay, the
locks would pertain to both of us, like are we
changing locks or we just get a fresh start new keys.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
I figured I'd start with the locks because that could
kind of look like something that I would also deal with.
I have to get a new set of keys, okay,
And like he completely dodges the question and then brush
it off as it was nothing.

Speaker 9 (34:59):
So definitely didn't.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Make it clear that it was going to be for us,
so he like dodged this. So I'm like, okay, so
now these locks aren't even for us. You know the
way he looked at me when I asked him, I
definitely felt the need to instantly stop talking about it.
So again per sue that I was afreed. I just
it made me very suspicious. He acted really weird and
he had this very stern look of just like, do
not bring this up, and so I dropped it.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
But now you.

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Know, in my OCD mind, my paranoia has kicked over,
and so now I'm like, and I did I fall
in love with a serial killer or something?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Right? Right?

Speaker 11 (35:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah? Because I was not thinking cheating as you're telling
the story. I was like, are you gonna kidnap somebody?
Does he have like a dungeon?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Or I did just watch him movie like this last night? Yeah?
I did? But do you think he might be cheating
because of it?

Speaker 5 (35:45):
I just feel like that's kind of something sweet, Like
I feel like when he first met me, because like
he's all about, like, you know, safety, Like I remember
he even gave me like a pepper spray, just being like, oh,
you know, all girls definitely need one. So I feel
like it's like kind of like a grew me, like, hey,
I like you, I want to keep you safe.

Speaker 9 (36:01):
Yeah. I don't know. I just found it extremely weird.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
card member at, So we'll play a song come back,
and then call and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that he's this month's big lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
well thank you, yep, all right, well play a song,
come back and get your to Catch a Cheater next.

(36:24):
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater And
if you're just joining us, Pamela is on the phone
and she thinks that our boyfriend, Jason, they've been dating
for a year, might be cheating on her. So in
a second, we're going to call and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member
at and say that he's this month's lucky winner, because
every single month, we choose one random Awards card member
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and
we'll see if he sends us to his girlfriend, Pamela

(36:46):
or to somebody else. But before we do that, Pamela,
why don't you refresh our memory on your situation.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Yeah, so, been with my guy for about a year,
living with him the last two months, and I saw
some really weird receipts in his office, just getting things like, yeah,
like new locks in the gun gun and like, uh
and mace and just really weird. And I asked him
about the locks and he acted weird and he got

(37:12):
me a little Mason when we first started dating. So
I just think that he's like treating some other girl
to a little protection package.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I don't know, Jason protection package. Okay, shoot, that's funny. Sorry. Sorry,
I hope he's not all right. Are you ready for
us to call him?

Speaker 9 (37:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, this is horrible calling
from I was looking for a rewards card member named Jason.

Speaker 9 (37:45):
This is he.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Hey, Jason, how you doing? Guess what? This is not
a marketing phone call. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations.

Speaker 9 (37:52):
Oh awesome? What did I What have I won?

Speaker 11 (37:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
You've won the flowers. Maybe you didn't know. Every single month,
we choose one Rewards Card member at random to say
thank you very much for shopping with us. You've just
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want with in the fift the United States.
It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 9 (38:12):
Super cool.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Congratulations. Here's how it works, so I can take the
information in a matter of minutes over the phone. I'm
prepared to do that right now. If you already know
who you want to send them to.

Speaker 9 (38:21):
We can do it right now.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Yeah. Well, we'll start with the first and last name
of the person, and then I will get if you
want to put anything on a card, and then we
can get the address.

Speaker 9 (38:31):
Let's send it out to Jessica Jessica.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, got you? Would you like to put anything on
a card to Jessica?

Speaker 15 (38:39):
Yeah, I'm sorry. I promise I'll never make you cry
like that again.

Speaker 9 (38:48):
And you're the best.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Well, great, thank you very much, Jason. And at this
point I'll let you know that this is actually the
Jeubill Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jewbule. Yeah, Hi,
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, And we do a segment
call to Catch a Cheater, where if your significant other
things you might be cheating. They see who you send
flowers to, and your girlfriend Pamela is on the phone.

Speaker 15 (39:08):
Oh god, okay, yeah, hi, hon, Hi babe, Who the
hell is Jessica?

Speaker 16 (39:19):
Who?

Speaker 9 (39:19):
Oh god? I can explain.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
Yeah, obviously you're going to explain right now. You're gonna explain,
because who the hell is she?

Speaker 9 (39:26):
Somebody?

Speaker 5 (39:27):
You don't just spend that nice of a gift, by
the way, to somebody who's not your girlfriend. I don't
know anyone in your family named of Jessica.

Speaker 9 (39:33):
Who's Jessica. Well, yeah, I get it, babe.

Speaker 15 (39:38):
I know it looks weird, but there's I promise there
is a reason what it.

Speaker 9 (39:44):
Looks real bad? All right, So she's she's a coworker. Great,
Oh that's Stephen.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Okay, So I'm assuming, so you're getting her flowers, and
you're getting her.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
A bunch of other gifts and things apparently so great.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
So she's a coworker, so you're you're you're sending a coworker,
a woman this great gift.

Speaker 9 (40:03):
When you have an option to give a free gift.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
And I'm assuming that's also the person that you're sending
all these gifts to that you know. And by gifts,
I mean the weird three seats I saw in your office,
So that means you're giving random what pepper spray, you're
what a stunning gun, I don't know what creepy what
phones locks? So you can have a double life, so
you can just like have a sugar up mom on
the side that.

Speaker 9 (40:23):
I don't know about. No, oh god, no, no, not
at all. There really is a reasonable explanation for all
of this.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
There's an explanation for stun guns and yeah, all that stuff,
and then sending flowers to somebody else named Jessica that
you work with.

Speaker 9 (40:42):
There really is there really is a real explanation for this.

Speaker 15 (40:45):
And baby, if you'll just you'll just let me explain,
I promise it will make sense. You know that the
group of guys at work, we're always like pranking each
other and doing bets, and it just gets bigger and bigger.
So a few weeks ago, they got this idea that
we would do a bet and whoever lost the bet

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had to be paid and pepper sprayed.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Why, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (41:14):
They're all idiots, Okay, so I would dudees pepper spray.
How does Jessica play into this?

Speaker 15 (41:20):
I don't understand that happens and one of the guys lost,
Thank goodness, I didn't lose, but I and bear in
mind like I did not.

Speaker 9 (41:32):
I was not on board.

Speaker 15 (41:33):
I didn't think this was a great idea, but I
got elected to be the one to hold the pepper spray,
and so like I had never actually like I've seen
you know, I've I've handled pepper spray before, but I
never actually shot it. And so when it came time
to shoot the pepper spray, I handled the cap the
wrong way and it started going off everywhere and it

(41:55):
sprayed this girl Jessica.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
Oh no, Ryan in the face.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
So you pepper sprayed you pepper.

Speaker 9 (42:04):
Sprayed my female coworkers.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Why are you not fired?

Speaker 16 (42:08):
So all the randomy So yeah, she has been like
so great.

Speaker 15 (42:20):
I felt so I mean, she had like tears just
running down, was like such a trooper, and I felt terrible.
So like, yeah, we got her cleaned up and I
have apologized every day since it happened. But when the
flowers came up, I thought, you know, probably just the
good things smooth things over a little bit further, and so.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
Yeah, that's that's what happened.

Speaker 17 (42:45):
Wow, all that stupid crap was literally bought because of it,
Like all your stupid pranks with your the things you
do with these coworkers, I cannot believe it.

Speaker 9 (42:56):
And then the flowers are for I still understand the
locks though, I just got goose for the house man.

Speaker 15 (43:02):
Yeah, we had talked about getting new locked for a
while back and me a while to get around to it.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
I know, but uh yeah, that was just that was
just the house.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
To protect them from Jessica.

Speaker 9 (43:19):
Like, honestly, babe, this is the stupidest thing ever.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Do you realize for a second, I thought, like, still,
I thought you were like a weird I don't know
what I thought.

Speaker 9 (43:28):
I thought you were cheating or you were just like
a weirdo. What were you? You have to stop saying
yes to every crank.

Speaker 16 (43:35):
If I had, you know, if I had seen the
same things, I probably would have thought that'd be bad to.

Speaker 9 (43:40):
You or so like, I don't blame you. So no,
absolutely nothing going on there other than being a bunch
of super dudes.

Speaker 15 (43:46):
And of course I would never cheat on you. I
love you and I am so happy to be doing
life with you.

Speaker 9 (43:53):
It's sweet to start telling me these things.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Yeah, interesting day. I'm pepper free to coworker in the
face on accident.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
My boyfriend peppers for a woman at work, and I
the jewel shows.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
To catch a cheater. AI is getting out of control.
It's a jewel show. From people falling in love with
their chatbots to AI music artists now topping the charts
instead of real people. It's getting ridiculous. And there's a
new holiday trend that parents are doing and it involves AI.
Some parents say it's great and others say it's creepy,
and almost every expert says no parents should use this.

(44:34):
Oh what AI technology is everybody freaking about right now?
This holiday season? Will tell you right after this, it's
the Jewel Show. There's a form of AI that's terrorizing
families this soliday season. It's a jewel show. And that
might sound a little dramatic, but it's true. AI is
used for everything these days. Soon humans won't ever have
to actually think about anything, which is cool because none

(44:56):
of us will have jobs where we need to think anyway,
because AI will be doing everything. But this year, one
holiday classic tradition is getting an AI makeover, and it
has some families completely creeped out and some experts saying
no parents should use this. Okay, what is it? Well,
it's an update on the Elf on the shelf. Oh no,
wait with AI? Yeah? How parents have started using new

(45:21):
Elf on the shelf technology called the AI ELF Surveillance System.
It's sweeping across American households. It's basically the Elf on
the shelf, but it's a new AI powered smart elf
that watches, records and emotionally analyzes their children's behavior around
the cloth. Oh why, well, okay, what do you mean? Wait?

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Why do say?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Well? Well, like in.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Theory, I don't like the idea of something watching my
child or me, but maybe it would be kind of
a fun thing if they say, like, if it has
like a cute towel, like when you were sleeping and
you turn to the right, that means you're really generous.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
The AI versions of the Elf on the Shelf, well,
the most popular one goes for three hundred WHOA and
it's equipped with facial recognition, a mood detector, and a
built in speaker that offers encouragement and also some parents
say judgment and unsettling compliments, so that's a little freaky
document health. And you compare it to work with your

(46:16):
home items too, so your Alexa or any other smart
devices can also work with those. According to the manufacturer,
the elf learns your child's behavioral patterns and can report
naughty or nice things directly to Santa's cloud server in
real time.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
No is not how you communicate that to your kid,
Santa's server is gonna know if you've been naughty or nice.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
This sounds like the movie Megan, and they did not
end well in that movie.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
We're talking about an update on the Elf on the Shelf,
where parents this year are now buying AI versions of
the Elf on the Shelf. One mother said that she
walked in and the elf told her son that he
was sixty eight percent nice today but trending down. And
then it said to the mom, don't worry, I've already
emailed Santa.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Oh wow, essentially hiring a bully for their child.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
And reports are also emerging that some families ails have
started taking their jobs too seriously. One mom in Ohio
claimed that her elf actually locked the fridge because it
compared with your other smart items, It actually locked the
fridge because she told her daughter she couldn't have anything
from the refrigerator before dinner. Alf was like, I got
this and the fridge my bad.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
We are kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Another family cool that was that cool because.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
It's like, if I tell you can't have anything before dinner,
because you're gonna spoil your dinner, You're not gonna have anything.
And You're gonna try to go behind my back when
I'm not looking, try.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Again, I'm being a kid. I would already be scared
of the elvis a shelter if I was a kid
and had it around, you know, because it's watching me
all the time, and they're pulling back to Santa and
you know. But if it was like that and could
actually lock the refrigerator and it was watching me at
all times and recording my every move and knew what
my mood was, how scary would that be?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
But it feels like such a bully though. It makes
me feel like why can't I eat? Are you calling
me fat?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Like?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
What are you saying? Listen?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
I hadn't own meaning to tell me not to eat more?
And so now this little Elf on the shelf is
reminding me of that uncle that said you can't have second.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
We're not telling you can't eat more, you just can't
eat before dinner so you don't spoil your dinner.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Well, you just left the fridge, and that says I
can't eat.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
We're talking about a new AI version and versions of
the Elf on the Shelf that are being sold that
families are using, and some people are reporting big problems
with them. Another family said their elf refused to go
into sleep mode and instead began reading the children's search
history out loud every night for good for my kids?

(48:37):
Who can this watch in real life? Well if you heard.
A couple said that there's started suggesting behavioral improvements for
them as well. One woman said it told her that
that she'd been interrupting her husband too much and offered
a couple of therapy coupleon oh so yeah, hell, oh wow,
but Elf in the.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Shop you used to reach like a fun game like
you just you find it in the next day, it's
somewhere else, right, Why is just buy a surveillance camera?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Because this is creepy. Child psychologists are already calling the
trend horrifying and say that it's teaching kids to associate
love with surveillance. Yeah, but despite that, sales are still
booming for the AI elf on a shelf that can
work with all of your smart devices and malfunctioning one
on TikTok. Some parents are posting viral videos of their

(49:24):
rogue elves making uncomfortable comments to them, and one says
Santa says, watch your macros. See well, now he's body shame. Okay,
thank you. Another one apparently told somebody you were more
or you were more obedient last year.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
How but see, I feel like if they won this
product to actually soar and get like top notch, what
they need to do is they need to make like
an easy model that you can just like change out.
It's like right now, it's like the elf on the shelf,
and then when it comes to like easter time, you
can make it an ease your money.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
It's just take a ship, you can just stick in whatever. Yes,
one a viral clip got four point seven million views.
It shows a mom screaming as her elf whispered, I
know when you're awake because I woke you up. No,
it's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
So you know, everybody's screaming about online scamming because it's
a real problem and Singapore may have just found a
way to stop it.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Wow, is Baru tall?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Don't biting.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I'll tell you what it is and you can decide
whether or not you think this will actually stop the
scammers in just a second.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
But first you need to talk about a wellness trend.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Everybody can have a little woo saw moment but to
get there, people are starting to do something called dark
showering really creative, especially when it's just that you're showering
in the darking.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
To slip and fall.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
I said, I was like, who would tell anybody to
shower in the dark? You just step on one little
bubble and the next thing you know, you're gone.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
You ever try to close your eyes to take a shower? No,
I mean I close my eyes when I wash my hair.
I mean like the whole time, Like, try to find
your stuff in the shower and try to close your eyes.
Take a blind shower? No, what are you doing in
the shower? It's fun sometimes that's.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Like your water bill is gonna go up.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Just back to your picture Jubil right now, being like
just feeling all over the wall, it drops like little
razors something feeling all over the ground.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
That just feels so dangerous to me. It's probably is dangerous, yeah,
but it's fun. Challenge whatever makes sir? And yet again,
you didn't know you were ahead of the trend.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Apparently if you've been doing this, now people are starting
to do it and why Some doctors are saying that
this type of dark shower actually helps with the sensory change.
They can improve your sleep and also tells your brain
to wake up more if you're trying to do it
when you in the morning by raising cortisol and lowering your.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Melowtonin that allows you to wake up.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I guess it can do both things, but that doesn't
make sense to me because I feel like it would
increase your melotonin if it's darker, because that's what helps
you go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Yeah. I don't even care what their reasoning is behind
all of this.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
It just doesn't feel worth it. I sprayed my ankle
one time and I was like screwed for months. Remember
that I sprayed my ankle. It was like almost six
months AFO, like, and this is just asking for another
way to just be put back a little bit sprained ankle,
broken neck.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
I don't mouth, but they're saying it helps you sleep,
but it also helps you wake up.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yeah, I know, it just mears that just like contradicting
it is. It is kind of weird. I can't understand it,
and you know, maybe I don't know what I'm talking about.
If you take dark showers and it's really improved your life,
let us know. For six one, I'd love to hear
it as long as you're not on crutch it. What
you really learned is Jewels, a trendsetter, a friend follow.

Speaker 1 (52:46):
I just like to do weird things by myself. It's weird,
but I do. But yeah, it's just want to be weird,
do weird things and see what it's like.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
You know, it's weird when we hear about them, and
then you hear that as a trend, it's.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Like, oh yes, whoa, you know, it happens a lot.
Actually weirder it is, the more likely jewbiles done it.
You can put anything on TikTok and call it a
well on this trend and people would be like, oh, yeah,
I'm on it. Yeah it's crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Well here's Singapore's new fix for scammers online.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
It's actually really brutal.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
It's they want to cane them and like that is
what Singapore?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah wait, what I mean?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Cane means they take a cane, they have you tied
up on this thing and then they just boh ow. Yeah,
so the offenders will actually be tied down and forced
to write, like to get six whips on their backside.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Oh my gosh, isn't that like bringing it back.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
To the old They years ago. It was a long
time ago, but there was one American tourist was over
there and I think that he got caught either with
like a joint or he did graffiti and they ended
up like caning the dude. It was like an international incident.
Oh no, wait, but yeah, it was a long time ago.
It just it feels so brutal. I don't know if
that's going to stop an online scammer.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
It's like maybe, just like I don't know, don't do
don't scam.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
I don't know, I don't That's what's trending the video.
The video is viral because you just see this person
just like and it's not a radio.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yeah, but it's not a real person that they're hitting.
It's just to give a demonstration of how hard they're going.
Like yeah, yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I was in nineteen ninety four. This dude he was
bray painted and stole street signs in Singapore and he
got caned for it.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Oh the way you talked about it, I thought it
was like two years ago, and I'm like, I wasn't
even alive.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Still insane. Harry Jules Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Yeah, hey,
you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (54:37):
Yes I do. Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
Yeah? Ready?

Speaker 9 (54:41):
All right.

Speaker 11 (54:42):
So a few years ago, my now ex, my then boyfriend,
I caught them cheating with a really good friend of mine.

Speaker 9 (54:52):
I caught him cheating with a really good friend.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Oh I hate that.

Speaker 11 (54:56):
Yeah, it's been a few years.

Speaker 9 (54:58):
I've gotten over a little bit.

Speaker 11 (55:00):
But the way I found out, I was actually away
with my family for the week.

Speaker 9 (55:05):
So when I found out, I didn't really get to
go crazy and ballistic like I wanted to do. I
kind of let it. Yeah, I was with my family.

Speaker 11 (55:13):
It was like such a great trip. I didn't want
to ruin it, but I was hot, like, just just know.

Speaker 9 (55:17):
I kept it in.

Speaker 11 (55:19):
Didn't say anything to either of them until I got back,
and so what I thought was revenge time. I invited
my whole friend group over for dinner to my apartment
and had a good dinner, you know, kiki in and
all that good stuff.

Speaker 9 (55:35):
All my friends left except the two. I said, hey,
you want.

Speaker 11 (55:39):
To stay for dessert? Maybe some brownies? So little do
they know, they stayed for some brownies.

Speaker 9 (55:46):
They loved it. Have you guys ever seen the movie
The Help?

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Yeah? No, my gosh, Oh yeah, that's right. Okay, yes,
I have seen that.

Speaker 9 (55:59):
Yeah, you know where I'm going with this. Yes, let
me do it. I know, let me.

Speaker 11 (56:09):
Well, there's a scene in the movie where.

Speaker 9 (56:11):
They bake a pie.

Speaker 11 (56:12):
A lady bakes a pie and it's full of her Yes,
that's exactly what I did with my brownies.

Speaker 9 (56:23):
I was so like satisfied with them eating that.

Speaker 11 (56:26):
I know it's so gross, but I just I was
living and that that was the best thing I can
think of.

Speaker 9 (56:31):
And yeah, that's my little secret. They have no idea, they.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
That's right. I have a lot of questions. I'm just
trying to figure out which ones I want to ask, Like,
what was that experience like cooking that? I guess I'm
just wondering over that part.

Speaker 11 (56:54):
I mean, there's steps to it. There are steps to it.
I mean I've never done that before, but we definitely helped.
I guess they left up for it out in the movie,
so I just kind of improvised and yeah, it was
it was all pre planned, im what already?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Yeah, just picturing one of those queens in art later. Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (57:21):
You're welcome. Sorry if I grossed you out.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
All right, we'll Yeah, I've been hearing about it. As
the least I'm gonna imagine that change the person who
gets that. All right, well, thank you for telling us
your turney little secret. I have a great day.

Speaker 9 (57:34):
Oh you too, Bye.

Speaker 6 (57:36):
What's your dirty little secret.

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