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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I had a date with a guy once and as
soon as I sat down, he already created a joint
Facebook account for us. Nice the jew will show. That's
the text message we just got in at four one
oh sixty one. It's like this could be us, but
you play in Oh, definitely gets you ghosted right away.
A dating expert just released a survey that's going viral
about innocent questions that will get you ghosted immediately. And
(00:21):
we'll go over it right now so you can see
what not to ask the next time you have a date.
Here are the things that they say we'll get you
ghosted immediately. Okay, if you ask why are you still single? Oh,
you should never ask that.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You're implying that there's something wrong with the person. Every
time you ask that question.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I know, and I think they mean it as a compliment,
like you're so gorgeous, Like, well, hasn't somebody swooped up yet?
But it does come off like you're so gorgeous, you
must be crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well I just started replying that way. When somebody's like,
why are you single, I'm like, because I'm crazy?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Is asking why your last relationship ended? No, it's different. Okay,
I think that that's a fair question.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Maybe that's an important question, Yeah, because you want to
see if they blame themselves or not, or if they
have a restraining one.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Right, right, here's another question. Here's another question that they
say you should not ask on a date or you'll
get ghosted right away. Have you had any work done?
I definitely think that's a question you should not ask
on a first line because you can tell. Are you
attracted to me? Doesn't matter who asks that? No, that's
(01:32):
really funny though, I like your nose a lot. Has
it been rebuilt?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Actually ask that you refinance that jawline?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Was that another compliment to like if your booty is
really popping? To be like is it real or fake?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Kind of the thing?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
But then what kind of response like when you respond
to that, what kind of reaction do you want from them?
Like yes, it is fake and then be like wow,
I love it or no it's not fake, but it
looks fake, so thank you?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Right? Going over a new survey where they ask people
questions that you should not ask on a first date
because you'll get ghosted immediately. Here's another one. How much
money do you make? I asked that you have? Yes?
That in about like, so like, how do you handle
your finances? Like when being a date. Yes, she's the.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Guy that I was on the date with like four hours,
and I don't know why I stayed for that long.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
But finally when I got to go home, I was like, Oh,
thank the Lord, I get to go home. Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Not to be a hater, but is this a gen
Z thing where all the dudes are looking for sugar mamas?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well that's dumb if they are, because let me tell you,
I'm not making it. Did you answer the question too?
I mean I was just like like he was on
the date and he's like, how much money do you make?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
And you actually said it was just like I mean,
I didn't say the exact number, but I was just like,
you know, like.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't need a whole lot, Like I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
The real question he was asking. I know, he was saying,
how much do I need to support you? Oh, that's
a different question.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I can handle o things. I literally just said.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I literally said, I like, well, not like a ton
of money, but I don't need a whole lot, like
I can get by.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He's worked really hard to get that credit score of
his and he doesn't want you to mess it up.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
That's all trying to focus on. Yeah, how do you
handle your finances? Get out of the way, bro, I
just graduated college. Get me a minute.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Asking how you handle finances is an important question, but
not on it on the first date.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Why are wasting time?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Is there questions that people say you should not ask
on a first date and you'll get ghosted immediately if
you do. Here's another one. Do you think I'm hotter
than your ex? Again? That's another question of why would
you ask that? But people do ask these things, and
most of the.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Time they already know the answer because they've stalked the
other person and found the picture.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Like, why are you asking? I don't think everyone knows
that answer me.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
And I.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, I'm not sure everyone does the stocking. It's not intentional,
it's just easy sometimes.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, you just go to their Instagram and you swipe
real hard, swipe, swipe, swipe until you see.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Somebody that's not the same. This is their sister, you joke.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
About everybody out there. You've done it, so whatever, I
see you.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Another thing that they say you should never ask on
a first date or you'll get ghosted immediately is how
many people have you been with? No, I've never been
asked these things on a date before, but I would
definitely be ghosting a person right away if I.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Was also asked that day this is by the same
person asks you how much money you make?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, And I was like. I looked at him.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I was like, okay, Like I was like, why does
it matter? He's like, I'm just curious.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
This is just a.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Hickey guy or is this a different guy? Oh, this
is a different guy. It's a bad one too, but no,
a different guy. The hiccky guy was just how did
that date go? Victoria? He was just I could tell
he got drunk really quickly. We were at a bar,
a bar that.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
He picked, and then they were doing trivia that night
and I was like, oh, having me to shine And
he's like it's a little loud in here, like they're
doing trivia and I was like, yes, yes they are.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
He's a okay, like, do you want to get out?
Let's just go to a different bar. I was like, oh, okay,
this man sprints to the bar across the street.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Mind you, it was raining, so he left me in
the rain at this bar, sprints the next.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Bar and you still let him give you a hickey.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
On a microphone. That's so funny. The thing is, I
never made out of my car before. It's all good girl.
So the offer presented itself.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
But I'm like, well, let's just check the box real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It was a pity hickey.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Yeah, whoa, it's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Hello, Hello there, this is Aquarius. I'm calling from home Security.
Your name is Anna. Yes, yes, I sense that. How
are you sense? I'm fine?
Speaker 8 (06:06):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
My name is Aquarius, and I'm a customer service representative
for home Security. And I know that you emailed us,
but on purpose, I didn't look at your name. I
just wanted to call and see if I could divine
what it is. And Anna came to me as soon
as you.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Answered, okay, well I'm sorry obviously, not to take away
from your issue.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I am.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I have a psychic as well, and so that's my
side job, and sometimes I get my two jobs intermingled.
So anyway, Anna tell me about your situation with your
home alarm.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Oh yeah, so what's happening.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Off sometimes doesn't it?
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Well, yeah, that's what I emailed you about.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's what I was getting from you. That's what I sensed,
that it goes off sometimes when you're entering the house.
And then also I'm getting that it goes off at
random times during the day. Is that correct?
Speaker 10 (07:07):
You just stated things that are listed exactly in the
email that I sent you. So is it possible that
you just read my email.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm sorry if it's shocking to you with my abilities,
but yes, I was just I heard it in your voice.
Something said to me that the problem is that the
alarm will go off when you enter the house at
random times during the day. I know you're probably impressed,
but let's get back to your issue. So I'm sensing
(07:36):
an uh that you want a resolution to this?
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Are you really gaining Are you really thinking that you
know what?
Speaker 10 (07:47):
Are you sensing that I need a resolution?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Or yes? Is that what?
Speaker 10 (07:51):
That's what I need? It's not that you're sensing, it's
my censors are going off, and I don't know what
senses I think you're involved in, but my what I need?
Are you really just gonna me in the middle of
the fact that you're not revolving the issue.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And I'm hearing something from the other side, and I
have a.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Message I don't need your.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Do you have a message for me.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
I don't need your message. I need you to fix
my security system. That's why I call to you, and
I'll tell her.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I will tell her, yes, I will tell her. I'm sorry. So,
uh Anna, someone from the other side wants me to
tell you that sometimes we must be intruders in our
own lives to find inner safety. I think your alarm
is trying to teach you a lesson, a very valuable one.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
I'm gonna lose my that's your shop. That's why you're
sensing it. It's probably on the prompt that's in front
of you, with a script that's in front of your face.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Then you can't say that you're sensing something in.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
A calm voice when the fact is is what you're
getting paid to do. I don't know if it's fifteen
dollars an hour, twenty twenty five, thirty forty, or five
dollars an hour. But it's your job to figure this
stuff out. And so if you're sensing to get a
technician need to come out here, that's so interesting because
(09:17):
that's exactly what we hired you to do.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
So if you don't.
Speaker 10 (09:22):
Fix life security system, I swear on my life. I
will write a review that will ruin to anything you
are trying to build. I don't know if you know
who I am, but I'm really that bad.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Stop playing with me.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
I'm too tired about this because I have been and
I don't know why you're laughing.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
It's the fact that.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm really that I'm laughing because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your husband set you up.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Oh my god, my husband me. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
He said that you guys have been having problems with
your home security system and you've been trying to get
a hold of them, and he wanted me to mess
with you. Oh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
Wait, Wait, people are gonna eat Wait.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I was completely unhinged. My husband.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
I'm not cooking him dinner tonight.
Speaker 13 (10:20):
Now, wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. We say,
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So there's a new social media trend that's quite dangerous.
I'm not sure what's worse, eating the tide pods or
setting your chromebook on fire on purpose?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Why would you set your chromebook on fire? That's what
they're doing. Has the year comes to a close, the
waste of money.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I mean tidepods were it's too but like dang, it's
not theirs. So these are school issued chromebooks that people
are taking. And what they're doing is that they're sticking
pencils and paper clips or whatever else they can find
into the USB ports of these chromebooks.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Let's see if it'll And then are they setting l's
on fire? And by doing that it sets it on fire?
Really yeah, and they film it.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's not cool to Do't do that, don't interested, don't
do that, jubile biz chrome, but just to do it.
In some cases, schools have actually had to evacuate because
they needed to avoid the dangers of flames or toxic
toxic fumes emitted from the burning devices.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Also, the lithium batteries are exploding by doing this. It
just is so dangerous. I don't understand why that's fun.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
It seems like they figured out the college debt problem,
because not a single one of these people should be
going to college.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Should They probably all are pencil in the US port
set on fire. Because the lead safe. It doesn't. That
doesn't sound lead in pencils. The lead like when you
write with isn't that what you write? The lead is
not lead, it is it's fight.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Okay, Well, something so angry that people. Nobody taught us
that they always don't have a lead pencil.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Nobody told us that this is the problem. They called
them lead pencils.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Teaching these kids anything, They're just sitting there jamming things
into their laptop instead of like doing school work.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Look everything, yes, pain, gas, all kinds of everything.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Hm, well, there's still fun fact there still is lead
in aviation fuel.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
There still are also and we're back to Brad's a pilot.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm just saying it's an interesting thing that lead is
still in for some reason.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
That is interesting either way, this is a trend that
probably should go away. So please be safe out there.
Don't stick things in us B ports. The fittest do money.
Don't stick things in us B ports. What difference is
something an adult you know, no.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Insurance. That's different.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Also would be your laptop myself.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And I don't want you to blow up or hurt
yourself or explode your house with your dog and everything.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
And I think you'd be fine, but that's just a
waste of money.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Help, come on, ruin all the music that you've been
recording because you exploded.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Your Ha's literally going to buy a brand new Chromebook
just to do this in his driveway.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's fully safe. Explodes, you just rebuild.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, yeah, film, no, not to do as an adult
or a person and stuff. But if you're a person
not like that that wants to actually live to be
one hundred years old, there's a snack you should be eating.
It does sound awful to me too, but some people
want to live to be one hundred years old, and
a lot of people are still alive and kick it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Not a lot, but the people that are still drinking.
I shouldn't say a lot. That was bad.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
But let's just focus on the snack. Eat more popcorn,
air pop popcorn. What do you buy air pop air
pop popcorn? Like you go and you get the kernels
and then you pop it yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You buy companies that make air.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Well, they say, actually this comes from ooh what's he
called himself a sustainability expert.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, so anyone who calls himself anything experts an idiot
and uh, he has stock in the air Popper company obviously.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well I don't think he does. But he was just
talking about how you could lower your risks of dementia
and you could live longer because it's high in fiber
and LDLs and polly something.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I will say, I have an air popper, and I
every now and once in a while, I'll put my
own popcorn, and.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It, honestly sometimes tastes better than the popcorn from like
the bags, one hundred percent it does.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I love popping it, but like your own, like butter,
and like whatever you want aland put butter, but like
you can do whatever you want with it.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Why are you taking your ass? When's the last time
something good for you tasted good?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
It does tastes not bad much butter I put exactly,
it's the butter that your taste.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
When's the last time something was truly good for you
tasted good? And you're telling me it tastes good. Tells
me that's cut in the life span, not extending it. Actually,
my new hack is to put olive oil on it.
So I pop my own popcorn.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I put olive oil on it and some of that
yeast stuff that tastes like cheese, and then I put
grapes in it, and it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Is, so, what are you eating?
Speaker 6 (15:01):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
She's all of popcorn? You never heard of that?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, he's a stupid idiot.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Gabe is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Harper.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Gabe, how long
has it been since you heard from Harper?
Speaker 12 (15:30):
Like a week? And I think I know why I
was ghosted?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh really?
Speaker 12 (15:36):
Oh sure?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, Well tell us about the date first, and then
tell us why you think you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
I mean, for well, first of all, it was late
to the date, so right there. Oh yeah, it's like
thirty minutes late, and I know that's bad. But so
I was helping my neighbor move a couch and the
whole morning just slipped away, like I just lost a
sense of my sense of time. But I texted, I
told her what was going on, and I apologized and
(16:02):
when I ran to get there, like as soon as
I realized what the time was.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So, okay, did she wait for you?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:10):
She waited, which I did not expect. I don't know
if I would have done that half hour.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, but okay, so you're trying to make up for
being late, and she waited first.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Yeah, she waited, and she stayed and we had uh
so the day was we had we had coffeed this
cute little spot. And then after that, she says she
wanted to hit up this ping pong bar nearby, and
she's so into ping pong like I didn't even know
that was a thing. I had never heard of ping
pong bar. Like, she lit up when we got there.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
We played a.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Few games and we got some prize, and honestly, I
thought we were vibing, like she was laughing. She was
she was so cute, she was trash talking.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
It was really really cute. She was cool.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
She's really cool, and I was trying to redeem myself
for being late, you know, trying to make up for it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Right, you think you did?
Speaker 12 (17:04):
I thought I did.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I don't know, though, because now she's not answer me,
and I can't stop thinking about her because it's like
it's rare that I meet someone like her, Like she
has this great energy, she's smart.
Speaker 12 (17:18):
She didn't make me feel like I had to be anything.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
I'm not like, I was just who I was, which
is so comfortable.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
As being late the reason you think you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 12 (17:26):
Yeah, I did I just blow it beyond repair?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Or maybe she's just busy, like I don't, like I
was helping my friend and I just lost track of time.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
That's kind of careless. But I felt like I explained
it all well.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
So then what else happened? So you guys played ping pong? Like,
did you guys kiss? Did you guys decide that you're
going to have another date?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
No, was sort of just like talk to you soon,
Like did it end like you thought maybe she was
like upset or didn't really have a good time?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
No, I don't. I didn't think she was upset, Like
if she did, wasn't itty me?
Speaker 12 (18:03):
Why?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Or did we go to the ping pong bar and
like we hung out there for a while.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I mean, unless she just used you to take her
to a ping pong bar because she really likes ping pong. Way,
this guy doesn't know how to be on time? But
I'm gonna get some ping pong out of it.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
Uh, maybe.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Maybe I didn't say that, though I don't know.
Speaker 14 (18:21):
I just don't not like even if I don't know,
it's been maybe she's busy. But that's what's why I'm
calling you, guys, is like I just want to know
because it's it's the hard part about being ghosted is
but not knowing totally.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
But did you reach out to her then, so like
this is an obvious ghosting or was the last time
you talked to her on the date?
Speaker 12 (18:38):
That is, the last time I talked to her was
on the date.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
It's it's been over a week, just over and the
last time I text him was yesterday.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Okay, thanks, you play.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
That song, come back and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
get you a second date.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up, next.
Speaker 13 (18:59):
First date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Right in the middle of today's first date follow up
And if you're just joining us, Gabe is on the
phone and We're about to call Harper who's ghosting him,
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date. But first, Gab,
why don't you refresh our memory and your situation real quick.
Speaker 15 (19:20):
Yes, I went out on a day with this awesome person.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
She's super cool, she's super sweet. I thought we vibed,
but I was late to the date like half an hour,
and I felt bad about that, and I felt like
I tried to make up for it, but we hung
out for a while, and now she won't answer my text,
so I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Okay, very week. Now you ready?
Speaker 16 (19:43):
Yeah, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I
speak to Harper.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Please.
Speaker 12 (20:04):
Hi. This is Harper.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Hey Harper, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Harper. I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm Victorian and my name is Jubele. How are you.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
I'm good, I'm confused. I'm good.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Have you ever listened to The Jebel Show before?
Speaker 12 (20:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh cool?
Speaker 12 (20:23):
And I'm like, I don't know what you could be
calling me for.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
We do a segment on the show called the First
Date follow Up, where if you go out with somebody
and then you end up ghosting them. That person can
email us. YEA familiar with.
Speaker 12 (20:37):
That, I've heard it.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, oh yeah. So is there anybody you can think
of that would email us about you?
Speaker 12 (20:44):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah? What's their name? Gabe? Right, Yes it is. Yeah,
Gabe emailed us, told us a little bit about your
date and says that he's very confused. He liked you
a lot. I thought you guys had a great time.
Would you mind telling us why you're ghosting him?
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I mean yeah, I I ghosted him, like I don't
want to be rude, but like, honestly, I didn't know
what else to do. Like this, the whole situation just
seemed really scammy scammy.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
Yeah, I mean okay.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
So first he showed up thirty minutes late, which like rude,
but I can deal with it. I get it. I
run late sometimes too, and like, if the vibes are there,
it's fine whatever. And so we were hanging out and
then we decided to go play king Pong and then
we get there, oh my goodness, surprised he lost his
(21:45):
wallet trying.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
To get to the same over again.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
I don't mind king, I just just be upfront about it,
be like I you know it, don't like make it
like I lost it, like oh I forget of like
I was running late, I left it behind and it
mean too or like just be like can you pay
you know, don't make a thing about it, and so
(22:11):
fine whatever. I paid for everything because he didn't have
any money on him, which is not the deal breaker,
the deal breaker.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Wise, I mean it could be, but yeah.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
No, no, no, no, there's more.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
On the way out, we're like saying goodbye and then
he's like, oh my gosh, I don't have any groceries
at home.
Speaker 12 (22:33):
Can can you be one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Dollars for grocery?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
And he was like, I gotta feed myself and my cat.
I didn't even know that he had a cat. First off,
didn't mention the cat beats time we were together, but
also like, what what can I use from a grocery store?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Like if you know, did you give him the money?
Who asked for that?
Speaker 12 (23:01):
I didn't give him one hundred dollars. I'm not stupid.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
But I also was like I need to get out
of this situation, and like he's not gonna let up.
Speaker 12 (23:11):
So I was like I don't have one hundred dollars,
but like I have fifty.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You gave him fifty.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I had to get away. I had to get away. Okay,
you do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh wow, Okay.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
On the way home, like I just kept for playing everything,
I was like, are you serious, he's wait, he doesn't
have his wallet. He asks for money, Like now I'm
an ATM for a stranger in there.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah. I've been used a lot for money in relationships,
real yeah. And I've never had anybody just ask for
it on the first date. It's a long game, you know.
Then you realize they're just they're just here. Something gets to.
Speaker 12 (23:50):
My cat. You can't get the groceries.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm like, no, wow, okay, well, thank you for telling us.
I'm sorry. And I don't know if you forgot or not.
But Gabe is on the phone and wants to talk
to you.
Speaker 12 (24:02):
Oh I would love to hear what he has to say.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
And uh a, Harper, I okay, so that all sounds bad.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Like no, Harper, No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (24:17):
Okay, no, don't harper me, Like, come on, I just.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Told Harper, I told you I'd pay you back with interest.
I was just I was like in a pinch, and
you were like this angel who shows up at the
right time.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
An angel?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (24:31):
What a like?
Speaker 5 (24:31):
What a beautiful like literally sparkly way to the same manipulation.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Come on, no, I just needed help. I even borrowed
money from my neighbor after that, I swear.
Speaker 12 (24:44):
It was not a setup.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Okay, here's the thing. Like, you could have gone home
and gotten your wallet. You could have gone like, you
could have used apple hay like. There were other options
that you could have done other than asking a woman
that you literally just met.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
We're money Like, come on, wow, Harper, I guess I
just didn't realize you're so materialistic, care so much about money.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
I don't care about money, but I care about like
I don't respect and like basic human.
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Decent things like I don't. I don't understand why that's
so hard. Doctor said, I would pay you back. Isn't
that decent?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
I don't need you to pay me back. Actually, you
can keep the money.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I just want to make sure, Harper, would you like
another day with Gabe, but we will pay for it.
Speaker 12 (25:35):
You get no, no, no, save your money, save your money.
You keep the fifty dollars. It's a donation to the
chaos that you have going on. Oh my god, we'll
fine my Harper to get out of having to deal
with that again. So it's it's money well off, all right,
(25:58):
Well fine Harper. I was gonna pay you back to fifty.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Bucks that you gave me, but good luck finding you're
mister rich man or whatever you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Gabe, did you want like a bank account person, bank
account people that have money in it? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (26:16):
Yeah, you will first date follow up.
Speaker 17 (26:20):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire's in a game
of trivia for Katy Perry. Tickets today and let's meet
today's contestant for you. Where's Victoria Shady? What's up, Shady?
How are you.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Hello?
Speaker 11 (26:59):
My friend?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I'm doing Thank you awesome. You sound like you're on
it and ready to go. Sound like you're awake.
Speaker 11 (27:04):
Yikes, quite the opposite.
Speaker 10 (27:08):
But after getting a phone call this morning and I'm like, what,
I signed up one hundred times for this?
Speaker 11 (27:12):
How cool?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
All right, here we go, Shady. We're gonna send Victoria
out of the studio, and while she's leaving, the game
is played like this. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, got it? All right, Shady, here we go.
Your time starts.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Now what famous scientists developed the three laws of motion?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Pat? What element on the periodic table has the atomic
number one? Oh?
Speaker 12 (27:49):
Pass?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
In Greek mythology? Who is the god of the sun?
M Oh, my god, I know it, I know when?
Speaker 10 (28:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
What continent is this? Sahara Desert located on.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Asia?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
All right? Got that in on time. We'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. And while Victoria is putting your
headphones on and getting ready, here's a question for you, Shady.
How many chickens would it take to overwhelm you in
a parking lot?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
One?
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Hey, chicken's not today?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, chicken. All right, all right, Victoria's got her headphones on.
How many chickens would it take you to be overwhelmed
on a parking lot? Victoria, minimum twenty. I can take
at least twenty. After that, that's when it gets a
little crazy. Say that now, but wait till they're nipping
at your ankles. Hey man, we're all friends. We're all friends.
I got food for them, actually food. All right, here
(28:52):
we go thirty seconds. Since there as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass. And you
have to beat shady outright to win. Are you ready?
I think so? All right, here we go, Victoria. Your
time starts. Now. What famous scientists developed the three laws
of motion?
Speaker 10 (29:06):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Oh, I know this one. What's his name? Oh? Oh Newton?
What element on the periodic table has the atomic number one?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Yi?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That might be wrong?
Speaker 4 (29:18):
One wah?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Uh uh, I don't know lydium? In Greek mythology, who
is the god of the sun?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
What is the god of the sun? Sazah? Start that's
not oh little more. What was the name sansa this throne?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Okay, I'm trying to think of a anything actually nothing?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
One of the lowest scoring games ever in the history
of you versus Victoria. Pretty sad performance across the board.
Or Shady got zero, Victoria got one? Who surely, I'm
so sorry. It's a victory for Victoria. A miracle, a miracle. See,
dreams can come true. Now, Shady, you still get Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
You still get Katy Perry. Tickets are playing though, so congratulations?
Oh really?
Speaker 17 (30:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, this tour is a part of American history.
Speaker 13 (30:31):
You know.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
It's the first time an astronaut has gone on to
perform music. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
The famous scientist that developed the three laws of motion
is Sir Isaac Newtony.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, the element on the periodic table that has the
atomic number one is hydrogen. In Greek mythology, the god
of the Sun is Apollo, and the continent that the
Sahara Desert is located on is Africa.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Bro Apollo is not in Percy Jackson. Let me just
say that. So, how auld I supposed to know that?
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Thinking Helios? But I think that's the same I don't think.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
He got a helium either. He had a real high voice. Yeah,
Jackson had God's in it. Yeah, that's how the movie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
That's like he was like the he was like the
half like he was half God half not and then
got it you called.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Him at the end. That's the only way I know
half of that. Hey, Shady, thank you for playing. Appreciate
you have a great day.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
Thank you for too.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, we play you vers Victoria at the same time
every single weekday morning. I remember. If you want to
play Victoria, all you have to do is d m
us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com and you too can battle it out with Victoria.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Most likely lose because now I'm on a winning streak.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Hey, we got that's one point. We have to start somewhere, Brad. Okay,
I can't just make it to the top out of
streak right until number two. No, it's the start of
a streak. I can't just be great. Every sports announcer
their loser team won one game excited, so you got it.
Speaker 13 (32:05):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Only on the Juble Show, Patrick is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater, and he thinks that
his girlfriend of three years named Rha might be cheating.
So in a second we'll call her and see if
she is. I want to try to catch her. But first, Patrick,
what's going on?
Speaker 13 (32:22):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Why do you think she's cheating?
Speaker 15 (32:25):
So me and Riya we've been together for about three years,
and you know, it's it's it's mostly been great.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
She's always she's always.
Speaker 15 (32:33):
An adventure, right, I guess to put it nicely, she
kind of goes where she wants, you know, once she wants.
She's not like a focus, has never been like her
strong suit, you know. But I love that about her,
you know what I mean? You know, Whereas I'm you know, calm,
you know, collected kind of guy. I'm not up to
(32:55):
he but uh, you know, Rayas loves.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That about me.
Speaker 15 (32:59):
You know what I mean that we kind of the
yin and yang. We balance each other out. I'm a
family type of guy. You know, I want to start
a family. But uh, you know, we also get along
great with her family. She gets along great with mine,
you know, my sister Page. They go up and drinks
evy now and then you know, so it's been it's
(33:20):
been really good. But the reason that I'm emailing or
you know, I email the show, I just think she
might be cheating on me with someone.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
But I'm just not.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Sure what makes you think so?
Speaker 15 (33:33):
Well again, you know, she's kind of always done her
own thing, you know, and you know, and that's I've
accepted that. But she'll like saunter in late at night,
you know, no explanation, you know, no reason. You know,
I always asked, but she's always like, oh, I was
just out with friends or I went for a walk
or you know that type deal. And you know she
(33:55):
does do that. You know, she'll sit for hours just
like staring at the sky or staring.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Up in the space.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
You know.
Speaker 15 (34:01):
But it's been like she's trying to hide something when
she says it, you know, like like like a bad actor.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
You know.
Speaker 15 (34:11):
So you know, I admit, you know, I've snuck on
her phone. You know, I've done all that. I've looked
through her phone. I've looked through the contacts, you know,
look for random messages. I just I don't see it.
One of the only ones that she has saved is
me and my sister. Even then they were few and
(34:35):
far in between. You know, nothing, nothing crazy. There were
a couple of messages from some guys asking her if
she wants to hang out, but you know, they were
just left on writ so you know, I wasn't worried
about that. I can't ask her about it, you know,
because obviously I did, you know, sneak on her phone there.
I don't know what.
Speaker 12 (34:53):
Else to do.
Speaker 15 (34:55):
She's she's a very sexual person, you know, always husband,
and I feel like, you know, maybe she's getting tired
of me, you know, and you know, seeing opportunities elsewhere
kind of deal.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Is that part of been happening while you've been worried anyway?
Or is that kind of slowed down too.
Speaker 15 (35:15):
I mean it's kind of like, you know, three years in,
you know, things ed and flow kind of deal. But yeah,
we just I just feel disconnected. We feel very disconnected, Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
And what she do when you ask her about it?
Speaker 15 (35:27):
Well, I haven't really asked her about it. You know,
I don't want to admit, you know that I'm you know,
I'm suspicious, and you know, I want her to trust me,
and I want to trust her, you know, I guess,
you know, going on her phone, you know, and beating
her privacy doesn't really help much, so it doesn't help
my case. Yeah, so you know, I'm just I guess
(35:47):
I'm I'm trying for a way around, right, and that's
why that's why I got in contact with you guys.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, well, you already told us what grocery store she's
a rewards car member at, So we'll play a song
come Back, and then call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month
we choose one rewards card member at random, we get
three flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if she sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 15 (36:10):
Okay, yeah, sounds good.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yep, we'll play a song come Back, get your to
catch a Cheater. Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater.
Only on the Jubile Show. Patrick is on the phone
and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years named
Ria might be cheating. So in a minute, we're gonna
call her and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a rewards card member, and say that she's
this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our
(36:34):
floral department and we'll see if she sends those to
Patrick or to somebody else. But first, Patrick, why don't
you refresh everybody's memory on your situation?
Speaker 12 (36:42):
Yeah? Absolutely so.
Speaker 15 (36:44):
Rihan and I we've been together about three years and
I'm just concerned right now because we're at a real
bad disconnect and you know, we're not We're just not driving,
and I feel like something's going on, something's wrong. You know,
she's a free spirit and she does her own thing,
and that's something that I've admired for her. But now
(37:06):
I kind of feel like, you know, that free spirit
is is doing other things, all right, and I just
want to I just want to figure this out.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Okay, man, you refer us to call her? Yeah, absolutely,
all right, here we go. Oh ah, this is Corbyn
(37:38):
calling from I was looking for a rewards card member
named real. Oh Hi, yeah, I'm really Hiria. Please don't
hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm
actually calling to say congratulations, you're this most big winner
of what of what the flowers?
Speaker 12 (37:56):
What what Flowers?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
You can send flowers anybody that you want within the
fifty United States. You won thirty six long sim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card.
Speaker 12 (38:10):
Oh oh wow.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
Okay, Wait, so you're saying, I get to keep like
two dozen roses like they're for me and I can?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
You can send them wherever you want?
Speaker 12 (38:21):
Yep, Oh I can send them. Okay. Wait can I
keep like eighteen.
Speaker 8 (38:27):
And then send like maybe six somewhere because I want
them too.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Sure. I've never had anybody ask to split it up
like that, but I'm sure we could. It's not changing
the order at all.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Okay, Okay, cool, awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
So the ones for you, I guess just go to
your at. We have all your information to send them
to your address on file. Sure, okay. And first thing
I would need to be the first and the last
name of the person you'd like to send them to.
Speaker 12 (38:53):
Yeah, it's page.
Speaker 9 (38:56):
Okay, page paid like a woman's name, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Okay? Page? And then would you like to put anything
on a card? I?
Speaker 8 (39:05):
Yeah, how about.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
I'm having a lot of fun with you, and I'm
excited to see where this goes.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
And me left them with you excited to see where
it goes Yep, I can do that. And I will
also let you know that this isn't the grocery store
at all. This is a radio show. It's called the
Jewbill Show. My name's Jewbell, Hi, and I'm Victoria. And
we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater and
your boyfriend Patrick is on the phone. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (39:32):
Are you rare? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Page?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Page? Page?
Speaker 12 (39:41):
Are you my sister?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (39:43):
Who are you?
Speaker 15 (39:45):
You got to know? Oh my god, Oh my god,
my god, it was Jack. Can't believe this?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Are you?
Speaker 12 (39:53):
Are you?
Speaker 9 (39:54):
I want to post, I want to say sorry, but
at this point, like I just don't even know why
you can't approa to me face to face. You have
to take me on the radio to like, because you're
just as honest.
Speaker 8 (40:10):
Kidding and it was just gonna be once and we
both felt bad, and then it's happened several times and
now we're both trying to figure out a way to
tell you.
Speaker 12 (40:18):
But you're still insecure.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
You take me on the radio.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
You are the devil.
Speaker 15 (40:25):
It's my sister. You are seeing my sister. What the
hell did I ever do you? I'm not happy, not
only I can't believe Jesus, I can't herself.
Speaker 9 (40:39):
And I'm just I don't know, and like I feel
like her energy is so much better.
Speaker 8 (40:44):
I'm just so much happier with her.
Speaker 15 (40:46):
And I listen at you, listen to what you're saying.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
This is so, this is so.
Speaker 15 (40:58):
I can't even get it. I can't even get it.
And this is my you know, oh my god, my sister.
You know she's look I've just been w upping me
through my entire school sports, looks.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
Like whatever, feeling and I'm not here want something.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I want.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
You feel bad. I know that you've always been.
Speaker 9 (41:16):
Having contented problems with her, because you know she has
always written like you in an honor.
Speaker 12 (41:22):
Classes, even in high school and college.
Speaker 8 (41:25):
But I look like I It's just it just happened.
Speaker 12 (41:30):
And then like we both.
Speaker 9 (41:31):
Like wrung our hands about you know what, Guys, you
can't And I'm done a bit.
Speaker 12 (41:37):
With somebody want to know.
Speaker 15 (41:42):
On my roads, I'm done with you. I'm I'm sorry, guys,
this was way more than than I was looking for. Sorry,
I'm I'm off the phone.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
I'm done.
Speaker 12 (41:53):
Wait, I still keep the roads in.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
No, you can't, I really think like them, Okay, iung
up on our Patrick. I'm sorry, man, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 15 (42:06):
Oh man, guys, I'm so this is not what I expected.
I'm so sorry. I got I'm sorry, figure this out.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
I know your business man, Thank you for I'm sorry?
Speaker 12 (42:17):
All right, bye bye.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
The Jewel Shows. To catch a cheatah time for Nina
is what's trending. Let's play a game of would you rather?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Would you rather have people talk a bunch of crap
about you behind your back or never talk about you
at all?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Crap?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Really? Yeah? Why at least people are talking about me.
It's the same thing like if you go on stage
to perform right doing like because I do stand up
comedy and stuff, you know, but like, you don't want
people just sitting there quiet. I'd rather have people boom me. Really,
you can just sit there and not do anything. Do
I bother you like making nervous or like? No, because
at least they're feeling some way about me.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
That's the thing. You want to make somebody feel something.
If everyone feels nothing about you, who yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Same thing as bad press is still good pressing exactly sure.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
But also just if you can do something good enough
to make somebody feel something.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Cool, Oh, okay, you think about that, You're just wallpaper
if people don't talk about you, right, if you walk
into a place in the wallpaper is just okay. You
don't walk out and going that wallpaper was either great
or terrible. But you walk into place a great wallpaper,
you're like, can walk out and be like I got
to know where they got that wallpaper, or you're like
that wallpaper was terrible, isn't Let's never.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Go back there, but you remember it always exactly. So
people just want to be remembered. And you know, it's
funny when in seven people agree with you. One in
seven people would rather be trash talked behind their backs
than never mentioned at all.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I know the other six boring people.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Seven was pretty high because I outside of this room,
there are a lot of people that I encounter that
like to not be.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
The topic of conversation. That's true. I like to be
in the background that don't want people that are first
private in general, we'll talk about them either way. Yeah, yeah,
so one and seven, which one are you think about it?
This is actually really wild.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I know we talk about AI all the time, but
the evolution of it is really kind of scary and
fun to watch. Did you guys ever see the movie
Minority Report from two thousand and two. This is a
long time great movie.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
He is a good movie. You don't watch a lot
of movies, and that's the movie you watched.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
It was a blockbuster, big it was a big movie.
It was it wasn't not some random movie. It's got
Tom Cruise in it.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
I've seen. I've seen quite a few movies in my
one hundred and twenty seven years on this planet. Victoria,
I asked him about a movie.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
He always like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Hey, easy, They're not dumb, and they're not cartoons. Some
of them are Disney, but not all of them are
Disney movie. Some of them are exactly Okay, anyway, what
about the movie? Back to Minority Report.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
So in the UK, they're reportedly created a new murder
prediction algorithm using AI. So what that is is that
the government is going to be able to arrest people
for future crimes. Maybe, but a Minority Report, that's what
they did. I don't remember saying, but in the movie,
they arrested people for future crimes basically off video of.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
It because they believed that it was something that they
would do so.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Now in the UK they have this way that they're
just I don't screening people like they could look at
somebody or AI will be able to like look at
them and be like in the future. And so now
the question is do you get to be arrested or not?
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Or if it's in the future, what if whatever's happened,
like they them telling that them that, what if that
makes them the murderer?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Welcome to the movie Minority Report a movie.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
I think that there's some people out there, and this
probably could because I watch a lot of television, but
I think that there could be some people out there
that have like this murder gene that actually like fight it,
that don't do that right order gene.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
It's a gene. I'm probably why. I don't know all day,
but I don't do it. I don't know. I kind
of just made that up.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
But if it was to be something like that, then
you know, maybe you fight it. So then that wouldn't
be fair because the AI would be like, you're going down,
but you didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
There's no way they allow people to be arrested if
they have future that they haven't done yet. They haven't
decided yet. They may follow them around, which is which
is also awful.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
But I mean, listen, this is when you kind of
forget right that that's only really illegal in America.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
What is to follow somebody for no reason?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah, no, no, to like to arrest people for no reason,
or to follow somebody for no reason, that's only really
not okay in America, which is pretty easy to forget.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
But you also shouldn't be arresting people for no reason.
That they do it all the time, I know. Anyway, Okay,
so crazy, right, Maybe it's come in reality again.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
The movie that's what's trending Jewbles Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hi, hey,
you have a dirty Little Secret? I do, sweet? What
is it?
Speaker 11 (47:10):
Okay, so this isn't actually the secret? This part I
I hooked up with a stranger at a music festival,
and again it was fun, like not the secret. Honestly.
I was just really good and like really connected, just
a really hot single guy and.
Speaker 8 (47:28):
I was I'm single and just like you know.
Speaker 12 (47:31):
I live off the music festival.
Speaker 11 (47:33):
But the problem is, so I went to a company
party for my job and I saw him there and
I was like, oh my god, the hot guy is here.
I'm so excited. But then my boss walks up to
him and then to me and introduces him as her husband.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Oh so you heard husband.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, but I didn't.
Speaker 11 (47:59):
Know that at the time.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
So are you just going to take that with you
or you canna tell your boss?
Speaker 11 (48:04):
Oh my god, I honestly don't know. Like he told
me he was single, he presented he was single. I've
never met him before because like my boss hasn't like
he just hasn't shown up at any at work or anything.
And I, like, I want to do something to maybe
get back at him, but like I don't want to
hurt my boss, like I love her.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, somehow, I feel like this could end up being
your fault. So I wouldn't say anything to your boss
just to keep your job.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
But also they might have some kind of arrangement yeah,
or couldn't get you a promotion. She could be thankful
that you told her. If it happened before, you know.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
He could go either way, was mad and wants to
try to fire her, or if she got the promotion.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
I don't know that stuff. You gotta just kind of
roll the dice. Geez.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (48:46):
In general, I don't like to mix business with pleasure,
So like part of me doesn't want to say anything.
But also like he didn't say like he was married
in an open relationship. He just said he was single.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
And that's the problem. How did he act when he
saw you?
Speaker 11 (49:02):
I mean we both played it off pretty well, like
I kind of like freaked out a little bit.
Speaker 8 (49:08):
And just like pretended I had to use the restroom.
Speaker 11 (49:11):
But yeah, he just acted like like nothing.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (49:15):
Well.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
The other thing is that he tells his wife, but
like he's not gonna tell his wife.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
He changes the story, no, like makes her the bad guy.
He was at a music festival and said he was saying, yeah,
that's true. The only way that would happen is if
he had to defend himself. In my opinion, I don't know, Jubil,
where's she go?
Speaker 1 (49:29):
I just think you quit and move on. What. I'm
sorry I should have never asked him for his thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (49:38):
Yeah, yeah, thank you guys?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
What's your dirty little secret?
I had a date with a guy once and as
soon as I sat down, he already created a joint
Facebook account for us. Nice the jew will show. That's
the text message we just got in at four one
oh sixty one. It's like this could be us, but
you play in Oh, definitely gets you ghosted right away.
A dating expert just released a survey that's going viral
about innocent questions that will get you ghosted immediately. And
(00:21):
we'll go over it right now so you can see
what not to ask the next time you have a date.
Here are the things that they say we'll get you
ghosted immediately. Okay, if you ask why are you still single? Oh,
you should never ask that.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
You're implying that there's something wrong with the person. Every
time you ask that question.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I know, and I think they mean it as a compliment,
like you're so gorgeous, Like, well, hasn't somebody swooped up yet?
But it does come off like you're so gorgeous, you
must be crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well I just started replying that way. When somebody's like,
why are you single, I'm like, because I'm crazy?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Is asking why your last relationship ended? No, it's different. Okay,
I think that that's a fair question.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Maybe that's an important question, Yeah, because you want to
see if they blame themselves or not, or if they
have a restraining one.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Right, right, here's another question. Here's another question that they
say you should not ask on a date or you'll
get ghosted right away. Have you had any work done?
I definitely think that's a question you should not ask
on a first line because you can tell. Are you
attracted to me? Doesn't matter who asks that? No, that's
(01:32):
really funny though, I like your nose a lot. Has
it been rebuilt?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Actually ask that you refinance that jawline?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Was that another compliment to like if your booty is
really popping? To be like is it real or fake?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Kind of the thing?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
But then what kind of response like when you respond
to that, what kind of reaction do you want from them?
Like yes, it is fake and then be like wow,
I love it or no it's not fake, but it
looks fake, so thank you?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Right? Going over a new survey where they ask people
questions that you should not ask on a first date
because you'll get ghosted immediately. Here's another one. How much
money do you make? I asked that you have? Yes?
That in about like, so like, how do you handle
your finances? Like when being a date. Yes, she's the.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Guy that I was on the date with like four hours,
and I don't know why I stayed for that long.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
But finally when I got to go home, I was like, Oh,
thank the Lord, I get to go home. Oh my God.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Not to be a hater, but is this a gen
Z thing where all the dudes are looking for sugar mamas?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Well that's dumb if they are, because let me tell you,
I'm not making it. Did you answer the question too?
I mean I was just like like he was on
the date and he's like, how much money do you make?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
And you actually said it was just like I mean,
I didn't say the exact number, but I was just like,
you know, like.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't need a whole lot, Like I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
The real question he was asking. I know, he was saying,
how much do I need to support you? Oh, that's
a different question.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I can handle o things. I literally just said.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I literally said, I like, well, not like a ton
of money, but I don't need a whole lot, like
I can get by.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
He's worked really hard to get that credit score of
his and he doesn't want you to mess it up.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
That's all trying to focus on. Yeah, how do you
handle your finances? Get out of the way, bro, I
just graduated college. Get me a minute.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Asking how you handle finances is an important question, but
not on it on the first date.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Why are wasting time?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Is there questions that people say you should not ask
on a first date and you'll get ghosted immediately if
you do. Here's another one. Do you think I'm hotter
than your ex? Again? That's another question of why would
you ask that? But people do ask these things, and
most of the.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Time they already know the answer because they've stalked the
other person and found the picture.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Like, why are you asking? I don't think everyone knows
that answer me.
Speaker 6 (03:46):
And I.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, I'm not sure everyone does the stocking. It's not intentional,
it's just easy sometimes.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, you just go to their Instagram and you swipe
real hard, swipe, swipe, swipe until you see.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Somebody that's not the same. This is their sister, you joke.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
About everybody out there. You've done it, so whatever, I
see you.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Another thing that they say you should never ask on
a first date or you'll get ghosted immediately is how
many people have you been with? No, I've never been
asked these things on a date before, but I would
definitely be ghosting a person right away if I.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Was also asked that day this is by the same
person asks you how much money you make?
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, And I was like. I looked at him.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I was like, okay, Like I was like, why does
it matter? He's like, I'm just curious.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
This is just a.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Hickey guy or is this a different guy? Oh, this
is a different guy. It's a bad one too, but no,
a different guy. The hiccky guy was just how did
that date go? Victoria? He was just I could tell
he got drunk really quickly. We were at a bar,
a bar that.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
He picked, and then they were doing trivia that night
and I was like, oh, having me to shine And
he's like it's a little loud in here, like they're
doing trivia and I was like, yes, yes they are.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
He's a okay, like, do you want to get out?
Let's just go to a different bar. I was like, oh, okay,
this man sprints to the bar across the street.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Mind you, it was raining, so he left me in
the rain at this bar, sprints the next.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Bar and you still let him give you a hickey.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
On a microphone. That's so funny. The thing is, I
never made out of my car before. It's all good girl.
So the offer presented itself.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
But I'm like, well, let's just check the box real quick.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It was a pity hickey.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Yeah, whoa, it's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Hello, Hello there, this is Aquarius. I'm calling from home Security.
Your name is Anna. Yes, yes, I sense that. How
are you sense? I'm fine?
Speaker 8 (06:06):
How are you?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
My name is Aquarius, and I'm a customer service representative
for home Security. And I know that you emailed us,
but on purpose, I didn't look at your name. I
just wanted to call and see if I could divine
what it is. And Anna came to me as soon
as you.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Answered, okay, well I'm sorry obviously, not to take away
from your issue.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
I am.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I have a psychic as well, and so that's my
side job, and sometimes I get my two jobs intermingled.
So anyway, Anna tell me about your situation with your
home alarm.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Oh yeah, so what's happening.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Off sometimes doesn't it?
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Well, yeah, that's what I emailed you about.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
That's what I was getting from you. That's what I sensed,
that it goes off sometimes when you're entering the house.
And then also I'm getting that it goes off at
random times during the day. Is that correct?
Speaker 10 (07:07):
You just stated things that are listed exactly in the
email that I sent you. So is it possible that
you just read my email.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I'm sorry if it's shocking to you with my abilities,
but yes, I was just I heard it in your voice.
Something said to me that the problem is that the
alarm will go off when you enter the house at
random times during the day. I know you're probably impressed,
but let's get back to your issue. So I'm sensing
(07:36):
an uh that you want a resolution to this?
Speaker 11 (07:41):
Are you really gaining Are you really thinking that you
know what?
Speaker 10 (07:47):
Are you sensing that I need a resolution?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Or yes? Is that what?
Speaker 10 (07:51):
That's what I need? It's not that you're sensing, it's
my censors are going off, and I don't know what
senses I think you're involved in, but my what I need?
Are you really just gonna me in the middle of
the fact that you're not revolving the issue.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And I'm hearing something from the other side, and I
have a.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Message I don't need your.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Do you have a message for me.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
I don't need your message. I need you to fix
my security system. That's why I call to you, and
I'll tell her.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
I will tell her, yes, I will tell her. I'm sorry. So,
uh Anna, someone from the other side wants me to
tell you that sometimes we must be intruders in our
own lives to find inner safety. I think your alarm
is trying to teach you a lesson, a very valuable one.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
I'm gonna lose my that's your shop. That's why you're
sensing it. It's probably on the prompt that's in front
of you, with a script that's in front of your face.
Speaker 8 (08:55):
Then you can't say that you're sensing something in.
Speaker 10 (08:57):
A calm voice when the fact is is what you're
getting paid to do. I don't know if it's fifteen
dollars an hour, twenty twenty five, thirty forty, or five
dollars an hour. But it's your job to figure this
stuff out. And so if you're sensing to get a
technician need to come out here, that's so interesting because
(09:17):
that's exactly what we hired you to do.
Speaker 12 (09:21):
So if you don't.
Speaker 10 (09:22):
Fix life security system, I swear on my life. I
will write a review that will ruin to anything you
are trying to build. I don't know if you know
who I am, but I'm really that bad.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
Stop playing with me.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
I'm too tired about this because I have been and
I don't know why you're laughing.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
It's the fact that.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm really that I'm laughing because this is actually Jubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your husband set you up.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Oh my god, my husband me. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
He said that you guys have been having problems with
your home security system and you've been trying to get
a hold of them, and he wanted me to mess
with you. Oh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
Wait, Wait, people are gonna eat Wait.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I was completely unhinged. My husband.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
I'm not cooking him dinner tonight.
Speaker 13 (10:20):
Now, wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. We say,
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day with Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So there's a new social media trend that's quite dangerous.
I'm not sure what's worse, eating the tide pods or
setting your chromebook on fire on purpose?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Why would you set your chromebook on fire? That's what
they're doing. Has the year comes to a close, the
waste of money.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
I mean tidepods were it's too but like dang, it's
not theirs. So these are school issued chromebooks that people
are taking. And what they're doing is that they're sticking
pencils and paper clips or whatever else they can find
into the USB ports of these chromebooks.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Let's see if it'll And then are they setting l's
on fire? And by doing that it sets it on fire?
Really yeah, and they film it.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's not cool to Do't do that, don't interested, don't
do that, jubile biz chrome, but just to do it.
In some cases, schools have actually had to evacuate because
they needed to avoid the dangers of flames or toxic
toxic fumes emitted from the burning devices.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Also, the lithium batteries are exploding by doing this. It
just is so dangerous. I don't understand why that's fun.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
It seems like they figured out the college debt problem,
because not a single one of these people should be
going to college.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Should They probably all are pencil in the US port
set on fire. Because the lead safe. It doesn't. That
doesn't sound lead in pencils. The lead like when you
write with isn't that what you write? The lead is
not lead, it is it's fight.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Okay, Well, something so angry that people. Nobody taught us
that they always don't have a lead pencil.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Nobody told us that this is the problem. They called
them lead pencils.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Teaching these kids anything, They're just sitting there jamming things
into their laptop instead of like doing school work.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Look everything, yes, pain, gas, all kinds of everything.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Hm, well, there's still fun fact there still is lead
in aviation fuel.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
There still are also and we're back to Brad's a pilot.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm just saying it's an interesting thing that lead is
still in for some reason.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
That is interesting either way, this is a trend that
probably should go away. So please be safe out there.
Don't stick things in us B ports. The fittest do money.
Don't stick things in us B ports. What difference is
something an adult you know, no.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Insurance. That's different.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Also would be your laptop myself.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
And I don't want you to blow up or hurt
yourself or explode your house with your dog and everything.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
And I think you'd be fine, but that's just a
waste of money.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Help, come on, ruin all the music that you've been
recording because you exploded.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Your Ha's literally going to buy a brand new Chromebook
just to do this in his driveway.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's fully safe. Explodes, you just rebuild.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
No, yeah, film, no, not to do as an adult
or a person and stuff. But if you're a person
not like that that wants to actually live to be
one hundred years old, there's a snack you should be eating.
It does sound awful to me too, but some people
want to live to be one hundred years old, and
a lot of people are still alive and kick it.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Not a lot, but the people that are still drinking.
I shouldn't say a lot. That was bad.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
But let's just focus on the snack. Eat more popcorn,
air pop popcorn. What do you buy air pop air
pop popcorn? Like you go and you get the kernels
and then you pop it yourself.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
You buy companies that make air.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Well, they say, actually this comes from ooh what's he
called himself a sustainability expert.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Yeah, so anyone who calls himself anything experts an idiot
and uh, he has stock in the air Popper company obviously.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Well I don't think he does. But he was just
talking about how you could lower your risks of dementia
and you could live longer because it's high in fiber
and LDLs and polly something.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I will say, I have an air popper, and I
every now and once in a while, I'll put my
own popcorn, and.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It, honestly sometimes tastes better than the popcorn from like
the bags, one hundred percent it does.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I love popping it, but like your own, like butter,
and like whatever you want aland put butter, but like
you can do whatever you want with it.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Why are you taking your ass? When's the last time
something good for you tasted good?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
It does tastes not bad much butter I put exactly,
it's the butter that your taste.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
When's the last time something was truly good for you
tasted good? And you're telling me it tastes good. Tells
me that's cut in the life span, not extending it. Actually,
my new hack is to put olive oil on it.
So I pop my own popcorn.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I put olive oil on it and some of that
yeast stuff that tastes like cheese, and then I put
grapes in it, and it.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Is, so, what are you eating?
Speaker 6 (15:01):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
She's all of popcorn? You never heard of that?
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, he's a stupid idiot.
Speaker 13 (15:09):
First Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (15:16):
Gabe is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Harper.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, Gabe, how long
has it been since you heard from Harper?
Speaker 12 (15:30):
Like a week? And I think I know why I
was ghosted?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh really?
Speaker 12 (15:36):
Oh sure?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, Well tell us about the date first, and then
tell us why you think you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
I mean, for well, first of all, it was late
to the date, so right there. Oh yeah, it's like
thirty minutes late, and I know that's bad. But so
I was helping my neighbor move a couch and the
whole morning just slipped away, like I just lost a
sense of my sense of time. But I texted, I
told her what was going on, and I apologized and
(16:02):
when I ran to get there, like as soon as
I realized what the time was.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
So, okay, did she wait for you?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:10):
She waited, which I did not expect. I don't know
if I would have done that half hour.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, but okay, so you're trying to make up for
being late, and she waited first.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Yeah, she waited, and she stayed and we had uh
so the day was we had we had coffeed this
cute little spot. And then after that, she says she
wanted to hit up this ping pong bar nearby, and
she's so into ping pong like I didn't even know
that was a thing. I had never heard of ping
pong bar. Like, she lit up when we got there.
Speaker 12 (16:42):
We played a.
Speaker 6 (16:43):
Few games and we got some prize, and honestly, I
thought we were vibing, like she was laughing. She was
she was so cute, she was trash talking.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
It was really really cute. She was cool.
Speaker 6 (16:56):
She's really cool, and I was trying to redeem myself
for being late, you know, trying to make up for it.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Right, you think you did?
Speaker 12 (17:04):
I thought I did.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I don't know, though, because now she's not answer me,
and I can't stop thinking about her because it's like
it's rare that I meet someone like her, Like she
has this great energy, she's smart.
Speaker 12 (17:18):
She didn't make me feel like I had to be anything.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
I'm not like, I was just who I was, which
is so comfortable.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
As being late the reason you think you're getting ghosted.
Speaker 12 (17:26):
Yeah, I did I just blow it beyond repair?
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Or maybe she's just busy, like I don't, like I
was helping my friend and I just lost track of time.
Speaker 12 (17:37):
That's kind of careless. But I felt like I explained
it all well.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
So then what else happened? So you guys played ping pong? Like,
did you guys kiss? Did you guys decide that you're
going to have another date?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
No, was sort of just like talk to you soon,
Like did it end like you thought maybe she was
like upset or didn't really have a good time?
Speaker 6 (17:58):
No, I don't. I didn't think she was upset, Like
if she did, wasn't itty me?
Speaker 12 (18:03):
Why?
Speaker 6 (18:03):
Or did we go to the ping pong bar and
like we hung out there for a while.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I mean, unless she just used you to take her
to a ping pong bar because she really likes ping pong. Way,
this guy doesn't know how to be on time? But
I'm gonna get some ping pong out of it.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
Uh, maybe.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
Maybe I didn't say that, though I don't know.
Speaker 14 (18:21):
I just don't not like even if I don't know,
it's been maybe she's busy. But that's what's why I'm
calling you, guys, is like I just want to know
because it's it's the hard part about being ghosted is
but not knowing totally.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
But did you reach out to her then, so like
this is an obvious ghosting or was the last time
you talked to her on the date?
Speaker 12 (18:38):
That is, the last time I talked to her was
on the date.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
It's it's been over a week, just over and the
last time I text him was yesterday.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
Okay, thanks, you play.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
That song, come back and then call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
get you a second date.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up, next.
Speaker 13 (18:59):
First date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (19:06):
Right in the middle of today's first date follow up
And if you're just joining us, Gabe is on the
phone and We're about to call Harper who's ghosting him,
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date. But first, Gab,
why don't you refresh our memory and your situation real quick.
Speaker 15 (19:20):
Yes, I went out on a day with this awesome person.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
She's super cool, she's super sweet. I thought we vibed,
but I was late to the date like half an hour,
and I felt bad about that, and I felt like
I tried to make up for it, but we hung
out for a while, and now she won't answer my text,
so I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Okay, very week. Now you ready?
Speaker 16 (19:43):
Yeah, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I
speak to Harper.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Please.
Speaker 12 (20:04):
Hi. This is Harper.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Hey Harper, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Harper. I'm Nina. Hi,
I'm Victorian and my name is Jubele. How are you.
Speaker 12 (20:13):
I'm good, I'm confused. I'm good.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Have you ever listened to The Jebel Show before?
Speaker 12 (20:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh cool?
Speaker 12 (20:23):
And I'm like, I don't know what you could be
calling me for.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
We do a segment on the show called the First
Date follow Up, where if you go out with somebody
and then you end up ghosting them. That person can
email us. YEA familiar with.
Speaker 12 (20:37):
That, I've heard it.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, oh yeah. So is there anybody you can think
of that would email us about you?
Speaker 12 (20:44):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah? What's their name? Gabe? Right, Yes it is. Yeah,
Gabe emailed us, told us a little bit about your
date and says that he's very confused. He liked you
a lot. I thought you guys had a great time.
Would you mind telling us why you're ghosting him?
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (21:03):
I mean yeah, I I ghosted him, like I don't
want to be rude, but like, honestly, I didn't know
what else to do. Like this, the whole situation just
seemed really scammy scammy.
Speaker 12 (21:19):
Yeah, I mean okay.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
So first he showed up thirty minutes late, which like rude,
but I can deal with it. I get it. I
run late sometimes too, and like, if the vibes are there,
it's fine whatever. And so we were hanging out and
then we decided to go play king Pong and then
we get there, oh my goodness, surprised he lost his
(21:45):
wallet trying.
Speaker 12 (21:46):
To get to the same over again.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
I don't mind king, I just just be upfront about it,
be like I you know it, don't like make it
like I lost it, like oh I forget of like
I was running late, I left it behind and it
mean too or like just be like can you pay
you know, don't make a thing about it, and so
(22:11):
fine whatever. I paid for everything because he didn't have
any money on him, which is not the deal breaker,
the deal breaker.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Wise, I mean it could be, but yeah.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
No, no, no, no, there's more.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
On the way out, we're like saying goodbye and then
he's like, oh my gosh, I don't have any groceries
at home.
Speaker 12 (22:33):
Can can you be one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Dollars for grocery?
Speaker 5 (22:41):
And he was like, I gotta feed myself and my cat.
I didn't even know that he had a cat. First off,
didn't mention the cat beats time we were together, but
also like, what what can I use from a grocery store?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Like if you know, did you give him the money?
Who asked for that?
Speaker 12 (23:01):
I didn't give him one hundred dollars. I'm not stupid.
Speaker 5 (23:05):
But I also was like I need to get out
of this situation, and like he's not gonna let up.
Speaker 12 (23:11):
So I was like I don't have one hundred dollars,
but like I have fifty.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You gave him fifty.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
I had to get away. I had to get away. Okay,
you do what you gotta do.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Oh wow, Okay.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
On the way home, like I just kept for playing everything,
I was like, are you serious, he's wait, he doesn't
have his wallet. He asks for money, Like now I'm
an ATM for a stranger in there.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Yeah. I've been used a lot for money in relationships,
real yeah. And I've never had anybody just ask for
it on the first date. It's a long game, you know.
Then you realize they're just they're just here. Something gets to.
Speaker 12 (23:50):
My cat. You can't get the groceries.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
I'm like, no, wow, okay, well, thank you for telling us.
I'm sorry. And I don't know if you forgot or not.
But Gabe is on the phone and wants to talk
to you.
Speaker 12 (24:02):
Oh I would love to hear what he has to say.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
And uh a, Harper, I okay, so that all sounds bad.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Like no, Harper, No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (24:17):
Okay, no, don't harper me, Like, come on, I just.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
Told Harper, I told you I'd pay you back with interest.
I was just I was like in a pinch, and
you were like this angel who shows up at the
right time.
Speaker 12 (24:30):
An angel?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (24:31):
What a like?
Speaker 5 (24:31):
What a beautiful like literally sparkly way to the same manipulation.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Come on, no, I just needed help. I even borrowed
money from my neighbor after that, I swear.
Speaker 12 (24:44):
It was not a setup.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Okay, here's the thing. Like, you could have gone home
and gotten your wallet. You could have gone like, you
could have used apple hay like. There were other options
that you could have done other than asking a woman
that you literally just met.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
We're money Like, come on, wow, Harper, I guess I
just didn't realize you're so materialistic, care so much about money.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
I don't care about money, but I care about like
I don't respect and like basic human.
Speaker 12 (25:16):
Decent things like I don't. I don't understand why that's
so hard. Doctor said, I would pay you back. Isn't
that decent?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
I don't need you to pay me back. Actually, you
can keep the money.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I just want to make sure, Harper, would you like
another day with Gabe, but we will pay for it.
Speaker 12 (25:35):
You get no, no, no, save your money, save your money.
You keep the fifty dollars. It's a donation to the
chaos that you have going on. Oh my god, we'll
fine my Harper to get out of having to deal
with that again. So it's it's money well off, all right,
(25:58):
Well fine Harper. I was gonna pay you back to fifty.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
Bucks that you gave me, but good luck finding you're
mister rich man or whatever you're looking for.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Gabe, did you want like a bank account person, bank
account people that have money in it? Yeah?
Speaker 12 (26:16):
Yeah, you will first date follow up.
Speaker 17 (26:20):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire's in a game
of trivia for Katy Perry. Tickets today and let's meet
today's contestant for you. Where's Victoria Shady? What's up, Shady?
How are you.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Hello?
Speaker 11 (26:59):
My friend?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
I'm doing Thank you awesome. You sound like you're on
it and ready to go. Sound like you're awake.
Speaker 11 (27:04):
Yikes, quite the opposite.
Speaker 10 (27:08):
But after getting a phone call this morning and I'm like, what,
I signed up one hundred times for this?
Speaker 11 (27:12):
How cool?
Speaker 1 (27:15):
All right, here we go, Shady. We're gonna send Victoria
out of the studio, and while she's leaving, the game
is played like this. You got thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, got it? All right, Shady, here we go.
Your time starts.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Now what famous scientists developed the three laws of motion?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Pat? What element on the periodic table has the atomic
number one? Oh?
Speaker 12 (27:49):
Pass?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
In Greek mythology? Who is the god of the sun?
M Oh, my god, I know it, I know when?
Speaker 10 (28:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:03):
What continent is this? Sahara Desert located on.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Asia?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
All right? Got that in on time. We'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. And while Victoria is putting your
headphones on and getting ready, here's a question for you, Shady.
How many chickens would it take to overwhelm you in
a parking lot?
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
One?
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Hey, chicken's not today?
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Okay, chicken. All right, all right, Victoria's got her headphones on.
How many chickens would it take you to be overwhelmed
on a parking lot? Victoria, minimum twenty. I can take
at least twenty. After that, that's when it gets a
little crazy. Say that now, but wait till they're nipping
at your ankles. Hey man, we're all friends. We're all friends.
I got food for them, actually food. All right, here
(28:52):
we go thirty seconds. Since there as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass. And you
have to beat shady outright to win. Are you ready?
I think so? All right, here we go, Victoria. Your
time starts. Now. What famous scientists developed the three laws
of motion?
Speaker 10 (29:06):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Oh, I know this one. What's his name? Oh? Oh Newton?
What element on the periodic table has the atomic number one?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
Yi?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
That might be wrong?
Speaker 4 (29:18):
One wah?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Uh uh, I don't know lydium? In Greek mythology, who
is the god of the sun?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (29:26):
What is the god of the sun? Sazah? Start that's
not oh little more. What was the name sansa this throne?
Speaker 4 (29:42):
Okay, I'm trying to think of a anything actually nothing?
Speaker 1 (29:49):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
One of the lowest scoring games ever in the history
of you versus Victoria. Pretty sad performance across the board.
Or Shady got zero, Victoria got one? Who surely, I'm
so sorry. It's a victory for Victoria. A miracle, a miracle. See,
dreams can come true. Now, Shady, you still get Katy Perry.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
You still get Katy Perry. Tickets are playing though, so congratulations?
Oh really?
Speaker 17 (30:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah, this tour is a part of American history.
Speaker 13 (30:31):
You know.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
It's the first time an astronaut has gone on to
perform music. All right, let's get the answers now with Nina.
The famous scientist that developed the three laws of motion
is Sir Isaac Newtony.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, the element on the periodic table that has the
atomic number one is hydrogen. In Greek mythology, the god
of the Sun is Apollo, and the continent that the
Sahara Desert is located on is Africa.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Bro Apollo is not in Percy Jackson. Let me just
say that. So, how auld I supposed to know that?
Speaker 8 (31:00):
Thinking Helios? But I think that's the same I don't think.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
He got a helium either. He had a real high voice. Yeah,
Jackson had God's in it. Yeah, that's how the movie
Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
That's like he was like the he was like the
half like he was half God half not and then
got it you called.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Him at the end. That's the only way I know
half of that. Hey, Shady, thank you for playing. Appreciate
you have a great day.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
Thank you for too.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, we play you vers Victoria at the same time
every single weekday morning. I remember. If you want to
play Victoria, all you have to do is d m
us at the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com and you too can battle it out with Victoria.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Most likely lose because now I'm on a winning streak.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Hey, we got that's one point. We have to start somewhere, Brad. Okay,
I can't just make it to the top out of
streak right until number two. No, it's the start of
a streak. I can't just be great. Every sports announcer
their loser team won one game excited, so you got it.
Speaker 13 (32:05):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
Only on the Juble Show, Patrick is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater, and he thinks that
his girlfriend of three years named Rha might be cheating.
So in a second we'll call her and see if
she is. I want to try to catch her. But first, Patrick,
what's going on?
Speaker 13 (32:22):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Why do you think she's cheating?
Speaker 15 (32:25):
So me and Riya we've been together for about three years,
and you know, it's it's it's mostly been great.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
She's always she's always.
Speaker 15 (32:33):
An adventure, right, I guess to put it nicely, she
kind of goes where she wants, you know, once she wants.
She's not like a focus, has never been like her
strong suit, you know. But I love that about her,
you know what I mean? You know, Whereas I'm you know, calm,
you know, collected kind of guy. I'm not up to
(32:55):
he but uh, you know, Rayas loves.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
That about me.
Speaker 15 (32:59):
You know what I mean that we kind of the
yin and yang. We balance each other out. I'm a
family type of guy. You know, I want to start
a family. But uh, you know, we also get along
great with her family. She gets along great with mine,
you know, my sister Page. They go up and drinks
evy now and then you know, so it's been it's
(33:20):
been really good. But the reason that I'm emailing or
you know, I email the show, I just think she
might be cheating on me with someone.
Speaker 8 (33:29):
But I'm just not.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Sure what makes you think so?
Speaker 15 (33:33):
Well again, you know, she's kind of always done her
own thing, you know, and you know, and that's I've
accepted that. But she'll like saunter in late at night,
you know, no explanation, you know, no reason. You know,
I always asked, but she's always like, oh, I was
just out with friends or I went for a walk
or you know that type deal. And you know she
(33:55):
does do that. You know, she'll sit for hours just
like staring at the sky or staring.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Up in the space.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
You know.
Speaker 15 (34:01):
But it's been like she's trying to hide something when
she says it, you know, like like like a bad actor.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
You know.
Speaker 15 (34:11):
So you know, I admit, you know, I've snuck on
her phone. You know, I've done all that. I've looked
through her phone. I've looked through the contacts, you know,
look for random messages. I just I don't see it.
One of the only ones that she has saved is
me and my sister. Even then they were few and
(34:35):
far in between. You know, nothing, nothing crazy. There were
a couple of messages from some guys asking her if
she wants to hang out, but you know, they were
just left on writ so you know, I wasn't worried
about that. I can't ask her about it, you know,
because obviously I did, you know, sneak on her phone there.
I don't know what.
Speaker 12 (34:53):
Else to do.
Speaker 15 (34:55):
She's she's a very sexual person, you know, always husband,
and I feel like, you know, maybe she's getting tired
of me, you know, and you know, seeing opportunities elsewhere
kind of deal.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Is that part of been happening while you've been worried anyway?
Or is that kind of slowed down too.
Speaker 15 (35:15):
I mean it's kind of like, you know, three years in,
you know, things ed and flow kind of deal. But yeah,
we just I just feel disconnected. We feel very disconnected, Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
And what she do when you ask her about it?
Speaker 15 (35:27):
Well, I haven't really asked her about it. You know,
I don't want to admit, you know that I'm you know,
I'm suspicious, and you know, I want her to trust me,
and I want to trust her, you know, I guess,
you know, going on her phone, you know, and beating
her privacy doesn't really help much, so it doesn't help
my case. Yeah, so you know, I'm just I guess
(35:47):
I'm I'm trying for a way around, right, and that's
why that's why I got in contact with you guys.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Okay, well, you already told us what grocery store she's
a rewards car member at, So we'll play a song
come Back, and then call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month
we choose one rewards card member at random, we get
three flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if she sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 15 (36:10):
Okay, yeah, sounds good.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yep, we'll play a song come Back, get your to
catch a Cheater. Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater.
Only on the Jubile Show. Patrick is on the phone
and he thinks that his girlfriend of three years named
Ria might be cheating. So in a minute, we're gonna
call her and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a rewards card member, and say that she's
this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our
(36:34):
floral department and we'll see if she sends those to
Patrick or to somebody else. But first, Patrick, why don't
you refresh everybody's memory on your situation?
Speaker 12 (36:42):
Yeah? Absolutely so.
Speaker 15 (36:44):
Rihan and I we've been together about three years and
I'm just concerned right now because we're at a real
bad disconnect and you know, we're not We're just not driving,
and I feel like something's going on, something's wrong. You know,
she's a free spirit and she does her own thing,
and that's something that I've admired for her. But now
(37:06):
I kind of feel like, you know, that free spirit
is is doing other things, all right, and I just
want to I just want to figure this out.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Okay, man, you refer us to call her? Yeah, absolutely,
all right, here we go. Oh ah, this is Corbyn
(37:38):
calling from I was looking for a rewards card member
named real. Oh Hi, yeah, I'm really Hiria. Please don't
hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm
actually calling to say congratulations, you're this most big winner
of what of what the flowers?
Speaker 12 (37:56):
What what Flowers?
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
You can send flowers anybody that you want within the
fifty United States. You won thirty six long sim red roses,
a box of candy or chocolates, and a card.
Speaker 12 (38:10):
Oh oh wow.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
Okay, Wait, so you're saying, I get to keep like
two dozen roses like they're for me and I can?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
You can send them wherever you want?
Speaker 12 (38:21):
Yep, Oh I can send them. Okay. Wait can I
keep like eighteen.
Speaker 8 (38:27):
And then send like maybe six somewhere because I want
them too.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Sure. I've never had anybody ask to split it up
like that, but I'm sure we could. It's not changing
the order at all.
Speaker 8 (38:39):
Okay, Okay, cool, awesome.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
So the ones for you, I guess just go to
your at. We have all your information to send them
to your address on file. Sure, okay. And first thing
I would need to be the first and the last
name of the person you'd like to send them to.
Speaker 12 (38:53):
Yeah, it's page.
Speaker 9 (38:56):
Okay, page paid like a woman's name, gotcha?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
Okay? Page? And then would you like to put anything
on a card? I?
Speaker 8 (39:05):
Yeah, how about.
Speaker 9 (39:07):
I'm having a lot of fun with you, and I'm
excited to see where this goes.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
And me left them with you excited to see where
it goes Yep, I can do that. And I will
also let you know that this isn't the grocery store
at all. This is a radio show. It's called the
Jewbill Show. My name's Jewbell, Hi, and I'm Victoria. And
we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater and
your boyfriend Patrick is on the phone. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 12 (39:32):
Are you rare? Are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (39:35):
Page?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
Page? Page?
Speaker 12 (39:41):
Are you my sister?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Oh?
Speaker 12 (39:43):
Who are you?
Speaker 15 (39:45):
You got to know? Oh my god, Oh my god,
my god, it was Jack. Can't believe this?
Speaker 6 (39:52):
Are you?
Speaker 12 (39:53):
Are you?
Speaker 9 (39:54):
I want to post, I want to say sorry, but
at this point, like I just don't even know why
you can't approa to me face to face. You have
to take me on the radio to like, because you're
just as honest.
Speaker 8 (40:10):
Kidding and it was just gonna be once and we
both felt bad, and then it's happened several times and
now we're both trying to figure out a way to
tell you.
Speaker 12 (40:18):
But you're still insecure.
Speaker 9 (40:20):
You take me on the radio.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
You are the devil.
Speaker 15 (40:25):
It's my sister. You are seeing my sister. What the
hell did I ever do you? I'm not happy, not
only I can't believe Jesus, I can't herself.
Speaker 9 (40:39):
And I'm just I don't know, and like I feel
like her energy is so much better.
Speaker 8 (40:44):
I'm just so much happier with her.
Speaker 15 (40:46):
And I listen at you, listen to what you're saying.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
This is so, this is so.
Speaker 15 (40:58):
I can't even get it. I can't even get it.
And this is my you know, oh my god, my sister.
You know she's look I've just been w upping me
through my entire school sports, looks.
Speaker 8 (41:09):
Like whatever, feeling and I'm not here want something.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I want.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
You feel bad. I know that you've always been.
Speaker 9 (41:16):
Having contented problems with her, because you know she has
always written like you in an honor.
Speaker 12 (41:22):
Classes, even in high school and college.
Speaker 8 (41:25):
But I look like I It's just it just happened.
Speaker 12 (41:30):
And then like we both.
Speaker 9 (41:31):
Like wrung our hands about you know what, Guys, you
can't And I'm done a bit.
Speaker 12 (41:37):
With somebody want to know.
Speaker 15 (41:42):
On my roads, I'm done with you. I'm I'm sorry, guys,
this was way more than than I was looking for. Sorry,
I'm I'm off the phone.
Speaker 1 (41:52):
I'm done.
Speaker 12 (41:53):
Wait, I still keep the roads in.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
No, you can't, I really think like them, Okay, iung
up on our Patrick. I'm sorry, man, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 15 (42:06):
Oh man, guys, I'm so this is not what I expected.
I'm so sorry. I got I'm sorry, figure this out.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
I know your business man, Thank you for I'm sorry?
Speaker 12 (42:17):
All right, bye bye.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
The Jewel Shows. To catch a cheatah time for Nina
is what's trending. Let's play a game of would you rather?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Would you rather have people talk a bunch of crap
about you behind your back or never talk about you
at all?
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Crap?
Speaker 3 (42:35):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Really? Yeah? Why at least people are talking about me.
It's the same thing like if you go on stage
to perform right doing like because I do stand up
comedy and stuff, you know, but like, you don't want
people just sitting there quiet. I'd rather have people boom me. Really,
you can just sit there and not do anything. Do
I bother you like making nervous or like? No, because
at least they're feeling some way about me.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
That's the thing. You want to make somebody feel something.
If everyone feels nothing about you, who yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
Same thing as bad press is still good pressing exactly sure.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
But also just if you can do something good enough
to make somebody feel something.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
Cool, Oh, okay, you think about that, You're just wallpaper
if people don't talk about you, right, if you walk
into a place in the wallpaper is just okay. You
don't walk out and going that wallpaper was either great
or terrible. But you walk into place a great wallpaper,
you're like, can walk out and be like I got
to know where they got that wallpaper, or you're like
that wallpaper was terrible, isn't Let's never.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Go back there, but you remember it always exactly. So
people just want to be remembered. And you know, it's
funny when in seven people agree with you. One in
seven people would rather be trash talked behind their backs
than never mentioned at all.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
I know the other six boring people.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Seven was pretty high because I outside of this room,
there are a lot of people that I encounter that
like to not be.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
The topic of conversation. That's true. I like to be
in the background that don't want people that are first
private in general, we'll talk about them either way. Yeah, yeah,
so one and seven, which one are you think about it?
This is actually really wild.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I know we talk about AI all the time, but
the evolution of it is really kind of scary and
fun to watch. Did you guys ever see the movie
Minority Report from two thousand and two. This is a
long time great movie.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
He is a good movie. You don't watch a lot
of movies, and that's the movie you watched.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
It was a blockbuster, big it was a big movie.
It was it wasn't not some random movie. It's got
Tom Cruise in it.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
I've seen. I've seen quite a few movies in my
one hundred and twenty seven years on this planet. Victoria,
I asked him about a movie.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
He always like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Hey, easy, They're not dumb, and they're not cartoons. Some
of them are Disney, but not all of them are
Disney movie. Some of them are exactly Okay, anyway, what
about the movie? Back to Minority Report.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
So in the UK, they're reportedly created a new murder
prediction algorithm using AI. So what that is is that
the government is going to be able to arrest people
for future crimes. Maybe, but a Minority Report, that's what
they did. I don't remember saying, but in the movie,
they arrested people for future crimes basically off video of.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
It because they believed that it was something that they
would do so.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Now in the UK they have this way that they're
just I don't screening people like they could look at
somebody or AI will be able to like look at
them and be like in the future. And so now
the question is do you get to be arrested or not?
Speaker 4 (45:36):
Or if it's in the future, what if whatever's happened,
like they them telling that them that, what if that
makes them the murderer?
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Welcome to the movie Minority Report a movie.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
I think that there's some people out there, and this
probably could because I watch a lot of television, but
I think that there could be some people out there
that have like this murder gene that actually like fight it,
that don't do that right order gene.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
It's a gene. I'm probably why. I don't know all day,
but I don't do it. I don't know. I kind
of just made that up.
Speaker 2 (46:07):
But if it was to be something like that, then
you know, maybe you fight it. So then that wouldn't
be fair because the AI would be like, you're going down,
but you didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
There's no way they allow people to be arrested if
they have future that they haven't done yet. They haven't
decided yet. They may follow them around, which is which
is also awful.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
But I mean, listen, this is when you kind of
forget right that that's only really illegal in America.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
What is to follow somebody for no reason?
Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah, no, no, to like to arrest people for no reason,
or to follow somebody for no reason, that's only really
not okay in America, which is pretty easy to forget.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
But you also shouldn't be arresting people for no reason.
That they do it all the time, I know. Anyway, Okay,
so crazy, right, Maybe it's come in reality again.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
The movie that's what's trending Jewbles Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hi, hey,
you have a dirty Little Secret? I do, sweet? What
is it?
Speaker 11 (47:10):
Okay, so this isn't actually the secret? This part I
I hooked up with a stranger at a music festival,
and again it was fun, like not the secret. Honestly.
I was just really good and like really connected, just
a really hot single guy and.
Speaker 8 (47:28):
I was I'm single and just like you know.
Speaker 12 (47:31):
I live off the music festival.
Speaker 11 (47:33):
But the problem is, so I went to a company
party for my job and I saw him there and
I was like, oh my god, the hot guy is here.
I'm so excited. But then my boss walks up to
him and then to me and introduces him as her husband.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Oh so you heard husband.
Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, but I didn't.
Speaker 11 (47:59):
Know that at the time.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
So are you just going to take that with you
or you canna tell your boss?
Speaker 11 (48:04):
Oh my god, I honestly don't know. Like he told
me he was single, he presented he was single. I've
never met him before because like my boss hasn't like
he just hasn't shown up at any at work or anything.
And I, like, I want to do something to maybe
get back at him, but like I don't want to
hurt my boss, like I love her.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
Yeah, somehow, I feel like this could end up being
your fault. So I wouldn't say anything to your boss
just to keep your job.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
But also they might have some kind of arrangement yeah,
or couldn't get you a promotion. She could be thankful
that you told her. If it happened before, you know.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
He could go either way, was mad and wants to
try to fire her, or if she got the promotion.
Speaker 1 (48:42):
I don't know that stuff. You gotta just kind of
roll the dice. Geez.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (48:46):
In general, I don't like to mix business with pleasure,
So like part of me doesn't want to say anything.
But also like he didn't say like he was married
in an open relationship. He just said he was single.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
And that's the problem. How did he act when he
saw you?
Speaker 11 (49:02):
I mean we both played it off pretty well, like
I kind of like freaked out a little bit.
Speaker 8 (49:08):
And just like pretended I had to use the restroom.
Speaker 11 (49:11):
But yeah, he just acted like like nothing.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
Huh.
Speaker 7 (49:15):
Well.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
The other thing is that he tells his wife, but
like he's not gonna tell his wife.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
He changes the story, no, like makes her the bad guy.
He was at a music festival and said he was saying, yeah,
that's true. The only way that would happen is if
he had to defend himself. In my opinion, I don't know, Jubil,
where's she go?
Speaker 1 (49:29):
I just think you quit and move on. What. I'm
sorry I should have never asked him for his thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (49:38):
Yeah, yeah, thank you guys?
Speaker 1 (49:43):
What's your dirty little secret?
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