The Full Jubal Show from November 12th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What celebrity would you give anything to meet? It's the
Jubil Show. And I asked the question because something is
happening in Paris, France right now that's making international headlines.
They're offering their citizens a chance to meet some of
the most famous celebrities ever.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
The only catch is you have to be unalived for
it to happen. Also, officials are considering bringing this weird,
morbid and somewhat creepy thing here to the US.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
I'll tell you what it is next. It's the Jubal Show.
Who is your favorite famous person? It's a Jebile show.
And what if you got to spend eternity next to them?
Think about it, just you and the hawk to a
girl spending forever. Yes, wow, okay, it could happen. And
that's something that has some citizens in Paris, France saying

(00:45):
it's ridiculous and other people are calling this exploitive. But
the city of Paris, France is doing something ridiculous and
something it's the best thing ever. Also, some officials here
in the US are thinking about doing this in our country.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's the Paris death Lottery. What sounds like a movie
sounds like a bad movie.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Should make it a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Now. It's the Paris death Lottery, where residents are able
to enter a lottery to be buried in one of
their famous cemeteries next to a famous person.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Do they have to pay to be a part of
the lottery? Yes, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Paris lotch the burial lottery allowing citizens to win the
right and buy and restore historic tomb. Paris residents must
submit an application to the city Hall for the lottery.
The registration fee is one hundred and twenty five euro
whoa as well as a five hundred word long essay
as to why they deserve to be buried next to
a famous the essay.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Who's going to read the essay?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I mean, if you think about it, you already have
to pay to get buried, so like, why not pay
to be buried to next.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
To a famous moment?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
I'm just trying to understand how it works. A lot
of these places where the famous people are buried are closed.
There's not room to bury anybody. So are you going
to unearth people that are next to the famous person
or like scatter your ashes?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Like, how does that work?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
The initiative that's focused on reviving decaying graves at a
famous cemetery in France, with the final resting place of
Jim Morrison, Oscar Wilde and other famous Parisians. Winners get
to restore one of thirty tombs across three Paris cemeteries.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Oh but the catches.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
If you win the lottery to be buried in one
of these famous cemeteries next to a famous person, they
must restore the monument within six months and plots cost
about four thousand euro. So you're winning the lottery, but
you st have to pay to be buried there. Yeah,
about four thousand euro, which is almost five thousand dollars US,
with an additional lease fee of up to twenty thousand

(02:43):
dollars for forever residency. So what are they gonna do?
You lease it, so they're gonna move you at some point.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
That's what I'm saying. Then the next lottery winner gets
to be buried next to Oscar wild You get to
be there for five years and then move on.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I mean that's still five years. You get to hang
out next to him. But where do you go after
the five years? Is my question. You can't just put
me in a dumpster ap as to the normal people cemetery.
I guess, is there any famous person that you would
want to be buried next to you pay that much
money to be buried next to them?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Okay, this easy?

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Really?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Why not? Are you kidding me? I would love to
be back next to her, even for a year. I'll
pay her and her cats absolutely.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh yes, and then I get my cats, and then
ARC has a booth be friends, so then maybe she'll
like let me stay a little longer.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Oh my gosh, you guys be dancing in the clouds
looking down on your graves, like, yeah, look at all
the people that are coming to see Taylor with.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Some of the applicants have reportedly submitted headshots so that
they know that they would still look good after death.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Hey, oh that's not a bad idea, that's a great idea.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
The most competitive category is a tomb with a view.
It's a plot that overlooks Jim Morrison's grave. Oh okay,
I don't see that. I don't just don't see the
point in this. Who cares?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
What me? What do you mean? Who cares?

Speaker 7 (03:51):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Really?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
I think about this too, Like, if it was going
to be anybody I would probably want to do like
Marilyn Monroe or something like that would be a good one,
just because I'm just so fascinated. But then, like what,
you know, like.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
What if I don't know, you'd get to like I
don't like to feel their vibe, like feeler spirits, like.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
Next to Betty White you don't watch bunch, you would.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Be great time. Can't you just like summon them from
wherever you are? Do you have to be at the grave?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Well, because of this lottery that they're having in Paris, France,
where you can enter a lottery to be buried in
a famous cemetery next to famous people who have already
passed on. One man was arrested because they brought a
Wiji board to the site of Oscar Wilde to ask
his approval to be buried next to it.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Why would pay arrested for that? That's a fair question.
Is not so creepy. No, But if you're gonna do it,
you might as well ask. I'm paying already, that's nothing.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
There's also a couple's plot upgrade called the Final Double
Date and get a second half price if your partner
quote checks out within twenty five years of you.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Sorry, but the name of it is so next.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
And apparently some people are considering bringing this same idea
to the US.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Inspired by Paris.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
American cities are looking at it, are exploring the concept
of having a burial lottery to A memo from one
of the famous cemeteries in our country said that it
would help because it would help fund a graveyard upkeep
and also boost posthumous tourism.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
I didn't know that was a thing.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
It's posthumous tourism.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yeah, interesting, after you die tourism is a thing.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
I thought it was like the people that like the
people would go and visit graveyards, like grave sites of
the people that they liked, like that tourism is a thing.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking that they just want They're saying,
because you're getting married next to it, or you're getting
buried next to the famous person. It's not like people
are coming to.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Visit you, right right, but they'll see me. So I
have a really good picture on my team stone next
to me that girl.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Another line from the leaked memo that they got a
hold of said it would make death profit again.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
WHOA why just you can leave that sentence out?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Isn't it the headstones job isn't that where they make money.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
But I will say it's not a bad idea if
you think about it, because there are a lot of
tombstones that they go bad after, not bad, but they
start breaking down.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
So this is a good way to like upkeep them.
I thought it was a family's responsibility to take care
of that. Maybe that's doesn't mind. I don't know should be.
But if there's no living relatives, who's going to keep it?

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
One official in Paris said, some people dream of living
near celebrities, Parisians dream of dying near them.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
It's another jewbile phone frame twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Hey there is this Josh's mommy. Yeah, my name is
mister Barbrick, and I am a substitute teacher here at
middle school and I am feeling it and for his
English teacher who's a little bit under the weather this week.
So I wanted to call and talk to you real
quick about something. Okay, And you don't have to call

(07:10):
me mister Bob Brick. You can call me Tommy or
tom whatever you want. Just don't call me late for dinner. Yeah, okay,
Tom Bob breaks the name.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
Great?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
So why are you calling?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
I just called to talk to you to see if
your son Josh delivered my message. I sent him home
with a little note the other day, and I'm just
wondering if he delivered the note.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
No, he did not. Is everything okay? Did he get
in trouble?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
He's a great interest me. He's a great kid. He's
doing great in class. But I just sent him home
with a little note that said, tell your mom, she's
low key goaded with the sauce. I hope I wasn't
too mid with that.

Speaker 8 (08:01):
What yeah, I said, Tagan.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I sent him home with a note that said, tell
your mom, she's low key goaded with the sauce. And
I didn't want to be mid about it, but you
got the vibe.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
I'm sorry, what are you talking about.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm not trying to be suss. It's just that I
saw you dropping off your son the other day at school,
and I gotta let you know. You got that RIZ
makes PTA meetings a little different, if you know what
I mean?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
What what?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know I'm not gonna cap you.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
You kind of ate up that parking lot outfit, if
you know what I mean, respectfully, of course.

Speaker 8 (08:49):
I ate up. What are you talking.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
About I'm sorry about that. Sometimes I get a little
carried away with the slaying terms. I'm what they call
at this school, one of the cool teatures. So I
know a lot of the slang that the kids are
using these days, and sometimes.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Just kind of slips out.

Speaker 8 (09:09):
Okay, uh, I don't think that's what you know.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
I spent a lot of time on the talk.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
This is absolutely inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I gotta tell you, you remind me of that one
TikTok sound, the one that goes she understood the assignment,
because you definitely understood the assignment.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Leslie.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
All right, I don't.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
You're so Yeah, Tommy bob Rick is calling to ask
you out.

Speaker 8 (09:50):
No, and I really don't understand how you got this number.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
I got a question for you, Leslie.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
What are you doing for Turkey Day?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
What?

Speaker 9 (10:02):
What am I?

Speaker 8 (10:03):
What am I doing for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 4 (10:06):
Yeah? What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 8 (10:09):
That's really none of your business.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Well, I was talking to your son Josh in class
the other day and he said that you're having a
little get together with some family and stuff like that,
and you might have an extra seat. And I am free.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
No, yes, I am totally free.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
No, you're not absolutely not Yeah, No, I've got no plans.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I've got no plans. And so what I'm saying is no.

Speaker 9 (10:39):
I wasn't saying no like you don't have plans. I'm
saying no, like there's no way in hell you're doing
to my Thanksgiving. If idiot, I'm calling the school, You're
going to be fired by the end of the day.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Well that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Then I'll let you know that this is actually Dubil
from the Jewbel Show doing a phone prank on you,
and your sister set you up.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
It's a joke, she said.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
She said they have a son in sixth grade and
the other day a teacher hit on you and she
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
Oh my god, she's of course did that. Oh my god,
you started using all these slang words that my kids us.
I was like, who is this guy?

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's time, Vernina's what's trending?

Speaker 5 (11:29):
I cannot wait to hear what you guys think about
this story. It's about a woman who is trending this
morning for how she turned down her boyfriend's marriage proposal
with a ring from Walmart.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
So we'll talk about that in just a second.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
But first, but first, So, Brina Carpenter is set to star, produce,
and be Alice in the musical Alice in Wonderland. It's
a movie for Universal that's coming soon. Wait didn't they
make for the same producer from Wicked?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
What?

Speaker 4 (11:55):
Oh? Yeah, that's gonna be great.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
I feel that's I feel like there's a lot of well,
remakes have been a thing for a while now, but
a lot of like the iconic characters are are coming back.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
They should They should ask the director of Wicked.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Uh to direct? Oh the guy from Crazy Rochasians. Yes, yeah,
I can't think of his name right now.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Chew John, Chew John. Yeah like that.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, he makes He's made other movies and they all
turn out amazing in my opinion.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
I mean, yeah, Alice in Wonderland would be a trip?
Are you kidding me? Isn't that one movie? Maleficent?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Is that like the reverse of Alice in Wonderland?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Am I think of someone else?

Speaker 10 (12:37):
No?

Speaker 4 (12:37):
I think that was Is it snow White Sleeping Beauty?
Oh said, Sleeping Beauty? Or Cinderella Sleeping Beauty? Sleeping Beauty?
Almost positive we're gonna have to affect.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
To just because I remember that movie came out and
they had like two or three of them, but there
was an actress in it who.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Was technically Sleeping Beauty. But this is different. Yeah it
was Sleeping Beauty, but no, no, no, this one's Alice
in Wonderland. That's gonna be kind of fun. I like that.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
I know.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Well, they always talk about how whoever, like did the
original Alice in Wonderland must have been on something because
there are just so many moments with well.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
The whole story is.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
The whole story is basically about you know, it's like
a drug thing.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I've actually never really like it. I don't know if it.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Actually is, but it is, I think. Is it that
makes that makes sense? You've never seen Alice in Wonderland?

Speaker 11 (13:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh, I know it can work crazy, So.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Honestly, I can kind of see it as like a
really crazy trip where a guy.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Just me and you. We're talking about that the other day.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
People who make like Disney movies and like the crazy
ones to have to be on something, but like, for sure,
they're definitely something else is going on when they're making
those movies and they turn out to be the coolest movies.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
You thank them, Thank them, for making it enjoyable for
the whole family. It is wild. This, on the other hand,
also wild. Okay, So this woman is trending.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
The story is going everywhere, and people are chiming in
on whether or not they think this woman was justified
for turning down her boyfriend's marriage proposal.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
He proposed to her.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
The nine hundred dollar ring from Walmart that's so expensive
that actually isn't the main reason why she's claiming to
have turned him down. She's saying she turned him down
because he doesn't listen to her. The ring looked nothing
like the type of ring that she described.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
To him that she wanted, and the ones she wanted
to never receipt that came from Walmart.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
That was probably that had to be part of it.
But she says that he didn't really hear her. She
wants to have somebody that sees her, not just like
get proposed to.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
So the internet's divided.

Speaker 5 (14:28):
Actually, some are saying she should just be happy because
he loves her and he went through all of that,
and then others are calling him out because the Walmart ring,
because he didn't listen in Walmart ring though, Yeah, and
Walmart ring, of course, I.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Feel like the Walmart part.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
If you take that out of it, it's still a
ring that if you guys talked about it, and I
know what I want on my hand, like we talked
about it, that kind of rus you don't listen. Now,
is that the only example of not listening or are.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
There other ones?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, I'm sure there's other, probably many, I would imagine.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
But if you're wearing the reminder for your no, you're
the rest of your life with this person that they
did not listen to you with that.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Ring, I don't know, and I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
It's like I feel about it. If you like normally,
if you're going to get engaged something, people talk about it,
you know, like what kind of ring do you want?
Things like that? You know, yeah, and if you don't
get something that is kind of going for looking like
what they want. I would understand that if somebody were
posing to me, I'd be like, that's not at all
what I said that I liked when we talked about it.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
You know.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Yeah, it's different, you know, if you don't have the
conversation and you hate the ring, different.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, I like some people are like she should just
be happy with it whatever, no matter what.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
But if you talked about it?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Also, no, why should she if not what she wants?
A why should she just be happy that somebody's getting
asking her to marry?

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Yes? Say a lot right? Also why don't she I
have to say yes? Maybe she just doesn't want to
marry him. Well, she does. She just says that she
wants him to go, so she still wants to.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I mean, I think if you're saying no because the
dude doesn't listen to you, probably just say no for good. Yes,
she didn't say no. She did say no, but did
she still with him though? She just wants to listen more?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
And like, I don't know if they're actually still together.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
It doesn't say he's still confused in trying to understand
what the problem is because he worked really hard. So
there's this whole text exchange where he's like, I don't
get it. Yeah, are you for real right now?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
But it sounds like maybe, you know, maybe they should
just move on and find other people. Yeah, that'ssentially such
a typical like dude response to like, I don't get it.
I worked hard to get this ring. You should like
it no matter what.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
And she's like, no, I don't think you understand. This
was a lesson for everybody listening to the story.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Listen, but I will say, sorry, this is the thing
I'm realizing with not only just guys, but kind of
a guy like they can't read your minds, but also
like guys like if you had need clarification, ask for it.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
That's like, yeah, that's true, that's basic communication.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
You're right, And also communicate like if you're like, hey,
I don't want to buy the boogie ring. You want
I want to buy a nine hundred dollars Walmart ring,
And that's what you're gonna get if you're with me, Ay,
so what is communicate that? Say it like it is
and then go but which one should? Yeah? But which
Walmart ring do you want? I'm not spending more than
nine hundred dollars. You can pick it out though, Yeah, right,
I mean you might as well just communicate that and
then look, then you don't have to go like, but

(17:11):
I worked hard to buy that ring. Nineuder books is
all I had, and you.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
Should have just said, yes, we really worked through these guys.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
They should pay us for it. That is what's trending.

Speaker 12 (17:22):
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Speaker 1 (17:29):
Charlie is on the phone today for a First eight
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Penelope.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and
maybe get him a second date. But first, Charlie, how
long has it been since you heard from Penelope?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Well, the ghost watch has been on for about a
full week.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
Oh no, not the ghost watch sounds like you have
a sense of humor about it.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah, but I mean seven days. It's just tuny. You
gotta know, I get the feeling it's a decision.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Have you tried to break the no contact?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Uh? Not really, it's just kind of I just wanted
to kind of see what's going on. I mean, I
don't really reached out, but I think there was just
something that may have gone wrong last time we met,
and maybe it led to something, and I hope it didn't.
Something had to change. I just feel like something had
to change, you know. I mean, I think she's a

(18:25):
great person. I think she's a very school elegant girl.
You know, the type of drinks herbal tea and Keith,
the plant alive emotionally.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
So what did you guys do for your date?

Speaker 7 (18:36):
Then?

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I took asually an indoor plant terrain terrarium. It's my
pronociation that she's saying turanium, but I know something terrarium, right,
someone where indoor plants are a workshop, because it just
seems like she had that vibe. She had, like that calm.
We got a girl's calm, confident, she has that raspee.
I read novels in bed type voice, you know, a huge, cozy,

(19:00):
earthy So we were like, you know it was in botany,
get into the business. We're at this thing. So let
me just say that we're at this workshop. And the
guy said something basically said, don't touch anything behind the
velvet velvet rope because some plants are just toxic to skin.
And that I told her that, uh I know my

(19:22):
way around foliage, like he said, as smooth as I said,
as confident as a kid. Reached over that rope, and
uh I touched a shiny leaf there. I don't really
know how to describe it too off like a shiny leaf.
It just looked like royalty, right. And so next to
the sign that says like costic sap, don't hand go,

(19:43):
you know, but but that just makes me want to
grab it more so. So yeah, that's what I do.
Like they told me not to do something, I want
to do it. I'm obsessed. I go. I try to
shake my hand off of the SAT, wipe it off
my shirt, and then wipe it on a brush shore.
I wiped it off fur and then they handed me
a white like wet wives and uh and yeah, she

(20:06):
just had this look on her face like this was
just an absolute, uh train wreck. But you know, I
wanted to show her that, you know, the guy who's
willing to touch poison for her.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
So that's what you said, I would touch poison for you.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, but it was cool after.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
I'm just trying to get this straight. The person that
was conducting the stuff told you don't touch the plants
because it's it's gonna it's toxic. Then on the other
side of the rope there's a sign that says don't
touch the plants because it's toxic, and then you touch
the plants.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
I just want to be double negative. Okay, double negative
went in there's.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
A chance, Yeah, there is a chance that this could
be the reason you're heating goes.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Is amazing. I'm sorry, I love it.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I think there was anything wrong with that because she
she meaged my shoulder. You know that's touch. We shared
a lavin her tea. He said she had plant enthusiasm energy.
Said to me that I had to say energy, just
play enthusiasm energy. We had a vibe. You don't just
sip hammer meal next to massart with someone if you're

(21:12):
not spiritually linked. And the link is there, and one
minute we're breathing in you's liptus fog together, which smells great,
and the next minute she's gone, like like arrigolds. Now
I'm ghosted, days lost, confused, and I don't know if
it's so poisoned. But oh no, like it's been a week.

(21:33):
I'm doing fine, but yeah, I just you know, she's okay,
well what what what happened?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Well, let's call her and find out.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
We'll play a song come back and then call her
and see herself us why she's ghosting you, and maybe
get you a second date.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Okay, yeah, you got it all right.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
We'll get your first day follow up next right in
the middle of your first eight follow up and if
you're just joining us, Charlie is on the phone, and
he's getting ghosted by Penelope. So we're about to her
and see if shes why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But first, before we do that, Charlie,
why don't you break down your situation again real quick?

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah? Met, this girl is very independent, had a nice
vibe out there, so she seemed like the tipe. We
go out to a terrarium check out some plants. They
told me not to. I touched a few of them,
and you know, things got a little weird and I
just want to know what she ghost me.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
You sound like a funny guy, Charlie, but also a
wild time. All right, are you ready for us to
call her?

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, let's get it. Let's see what's happening.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
What's you think?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Hilen him askings Penelope, Please, Hey, Penelope? How are you?
This is a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Hi Penelope, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victorian.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (22:58):
How are you?

Speaker 8 (23:00):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (23:00):
Wait on the radio show school Okay.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I don't know, but we do do a segment called
the first eight follow up on our show. That's where
if you go on a date with someone and you
ghost them, that person can email us to ask why
you're ghosting them. And we got an email about you
from someone.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
Oh interesting.

Speaker 7 (23:21):
Okay, this is a stir all right, gun.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
So is there anybody that you can think of that
you went out with recently that you have been ghosting?

Speaker 7 (23:31):
Yeah, there's one guy I can think of.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Okay, what's his name?

Speaker 7 (23:38):
His name is Charlie.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yes, it is Charlie.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Charlie emailed us and told us about your dates.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
That he really liked you and he's wondering why you're
not getting back to him and would you mind telling us.

Speaker 13 (23:53):
I don't know what he told you, but this guy
touched some poisonous staff and stung his hand, like was
very traumatizing and kind of funny, but it was weird.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
It threw me off. And just when things are getting
back on track, like during the date, he yelled at
this lady who was leading good day like the events
of the day and this remember he had touched poison
her step so he could. He blamed her for not
warning him about the dangers of his stab. And I
mean he literally asked to speak to a.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
Manager like a supervisor.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
There's a really big turn off.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Oh hold on, I wasn't yelling. I was advocating for
public safety. I mean, if there's Holy As present, I
deserve a fair warning what the action is going on
right now?

Speaker 8 (24:43):
So weird.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
That's actually Charlie. He's on the other line listening and wants.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
To talk to you.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Oh good. I wasn't yelling, Okay, I was not yelling. Okay,
So this is I want. I want the people to
know it was advocating for public safety.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
There is.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
And in this small establishment. Yeah, I know there were signs,
but you should see how small that sign was. Like
I couldn't even finish reading it until my hand was
already like an inch into the sap. I already had
stigers in the step like a cob and the honey
when I already went I read that sign. It was
so small it should not count. I mean, what if

(25:20):
my hands gone dumb? What if I had lost my mobility?
What if I s the T shirt and shirt chili?
It tingled? Your hand literally tangled. You weren't like treking
through the Amazon. You gently brush a shiny leaf in
a climatron, like you're next to the blue teeth tee there,

(25:43):
Like there's a team on a rate there where there's
like an herbarium, like you can't.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
This wasn't the jungle.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I know you know your cheese way more than I
know Te's all right. All I know about t's is
how to cross them with dots of eyes like live
w It was risk, Okay, myceuticals were fully exposed.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
You wanted the risk, Charlie, I'm so confused.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, well yeah, I'm a man of danger. But I
want to set an example for future skids and people
in my shoes to not have to run in such
carol as sep without a tron my.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Wd Okay, Princess Betuna, it wasn't plant stack. It's not
like it's nave palm or anything.

Speaker 11 (26:32):
Geez.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
She should have worn to setter. There was no urgency, none.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
No, she literally said, please do not touch anything behind
the guvert rope. Some plants are toxic. Those the first
thing she said, I'm pretty sure that's pretty For the.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Rest of the night, she said it like, please recycle,
not like touch that and you might lose a finger.

Speaker 7 (26:54):
Oh my god, let's just put the stream at like
required a dramatic head talk or something like sometimes just
saying don't touch something behind a rope. Literally, just me
and don't touch that.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
I was actually trying to impress you because I said
I knew that I submitted.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
Well, you committed for sure to a rash and basically
an apology toward the whole night.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Oh, I apologize for the fern. I wiped my shirt on, Yes,
because it wasn't an innocent fern had no business seeing
a part of the rod.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
Right, you apologized to the plant before you apologize to
the lady that you scolded. But like that was weird.
It was a little symbolic of how you really live.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
On Well, of course she had a badge, she was
in a position of power, she's a public figure.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
Something intridiculous. It wasn't a plant anyway, that got blaming
someone else for your mistake. It is just not my vibe.
I found accountability more attractive than like lying and passing
it off, you.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Know, right ability. I washed my hand.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Yeah, and then you blamed the poor woman named Cheryl
who just wanted to talk to us about suculents.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Like that was the moment that I couldn't do it anymore.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Would you like another date with Charlie? Will pay for it.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
No, I'm sorry, guys. I really am into men who
like take responsibility for their actions, not men who choose
the wage of herbal war with the indoor garden gardening
staff or other ferns that didn't do anything.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
And for the record, I want you to know I
did not wage war. Okay, this was a sperm conversation
that sween responsible adults. No, it was not.

Speaker 7 (28:43):
You asked for the supervisor like I'm caring no business.
That's why we're done. You guys that.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
The bird's doing well.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Well, the friend handled everything better than you did. Charlie, okay,
you first date follow up.

Speaker 12 (29:00):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 9 (29:12):
To like you.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Romeias in
a game of trivia for John Legend tickets. So call
us up if you want to play. Eight eight eight,
three four three one o six one eight, eight eight,
three four three one six one. You can also dm
us at the Jewbeil Show or go to the Jebelshow
dot com if you think you have what it takes

(29:35):
to get over on Victoria and whoa the champion of Trivia?
You won yesterday, road, Yes very much. You're on a
win streak.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
I didn't just win yesterday, I won the day before.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
There's a lot on the line today.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Is it a streak of its two? Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I think so well that it'll be.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I just want a clarification. I'm on a streak. We
have a hot streak too. Okay, let's go. I'm gonna
win today and it's going to be a triples streak?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Can you stop Victoria from getting win number three? We'll
play right after this as the Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Don't call me stupid, all right?

Speaker 4 (30:07):
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with higher IQs.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Ape It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria. Ramire is in a
game of trivia for John Legend tickets and let's meet
today's contestant for you, Verus Victoria Leland. What's up, Leland?

Speaker 4 (30:27):
How are you all right? How much good?

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Thank you for asking? Are you ready to go? Do
you think you can beat Victoria? Do you think you
have what it takes? You think you have all the stuff?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
You?

Speaker 4 (30:37):
What do you think drinking coffee?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I have?

Speaker 6 (30:39):
I got the stuff, I got the stuff.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
All right, we're gonna see Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Leland. This is how the game
is played. You have thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
pass and Victoria has to be you outright to win?

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Alrighty, all right?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Here we go, Leland. Your time starts now.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Which K pop group was the first to perform at Coachella?

Speaker 7 (31:09):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (31:10):
What is the longest river in South America?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
River?

Speaker 5 (31:15):
What song was Deadpool dancing to in the opening scene
of the twenty twenty four movie Deadpool and Wolverine?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (31:24):
In Christianity, what is the name of the day that
marks the resurrection of Jesus Christ?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Be sure?

Speaker 5 (31:31):
What is the name of the annual fundraising gala held
at New York's met Museum of Arts.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Oh goodness, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Or bring Victoria back into the studio and while she's
getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff. Leland,
here's a question for you. If you could text everybody
in the world one thing right now, what would it be?

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Oh, oh, my gosh, there's a good one. Stay off
your phone, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
If you could text anybody in the world, everybody in
the world, right now, one thing, what would it be?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Hi, I'm single, five foot three, slash four. I like
to hang out, go on walks, go to the beach,
go to the movies.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
In other words, you'd get deleted because we'd be like
that spam.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Just do a little water. I'm not thirsty, I'm just
that was funny.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
All right, Here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
pass and Victoria you have to beat Leland outright to win.
In Leland, you can tell Victoria win to go.

Speaker 8 (32:37):
Already.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
One which K pop group was the first super form
at Coachella?

Speaker 4 (32:45):
What was the seven four four? I wait that?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:49):
No, okay, Blackman. What is the longest river in South America?

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Longish River?

Speaker 7 (32:57):
Now?

Speaker 5 (32:58):
What was the song that Deadpool was dancing tune the
opening scene of the twenty twenty four movie Deadpool woolvere
by Bye In Christianity? What is the name of the
day that marks the resurrection of Jesus Christ?

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Oh boy, my grandma is gonna be so.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Mad at me. Wait wait wait wait wait, I know wait,
I know this, I know this, I know this.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Easter. At least tell me that's right. I'm so scarious
to see. She's a scary take.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
You way too long to answer it, so you probably
shouldn't get credit if it is.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
But still answered it.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
And Leland, good job with the seven to fourth thing
right before that that completely threw Victoria off cold work.

Speaker 11 (33:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
I was like, let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our
social media producer.

Speaker 14 (33:47):
Gabby Leland got one correct. Wait for way, Victoria got three.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Whoa, that's the third win in a row, Leland, Victoria
came to play today. You did your best, though. Hey
you did get John Legend tickets just for playing. All right,
Let's get the answers now, with Nina.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Black Pink is the first K pop groups before My
Coach So Good. The Amazon River is the longest river
in South America. The song that Deadpool danced to in
the opening scene of the twenty twenty four movie Deadpool
and Wolverine was bye Bye Bye Bye in sync.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Easter is the name of the day that marks the.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
Resurrection of Jesus Christ and then The met Gala is
the name of the annual fundraising gala held at New
York's Metropolitan Museum of Museum of Art.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
It's a wild Gala. It is wild Leland. Thank you
very much for playing man. Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yep, we'll play you Verus Victoria the same time every
single weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play, all
you have to do is dm us at the Jebel
Show or go to the Jebelshow dot com and you
two could be the next contestant. Three wins in a row.
It's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
It is. I'm in your longest streak ever. I believe
you know you didn't have to say that, Parked. I
think it is. But you know, when you're on fire,
got it, you just got it.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Julianne is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Kevin for two years,
but now she thinks he might be messing around, so
we'll see if we can help her out. Julianne, sorry
you have to come on the show this way, but
what's up? Why do you think Kevin might be cheating
on you?

Speaker 6 (35:20):
I really I'm not sure how to explain it, but
our relationship honestly, has been really good so far. We
have such an open and honest relationship and I before
now have never really thought about Kevin cheating on me.

(35:41):
You know, as far as being together for two years,
you know, the bedroom activities, they're amazing. Even two years in,
I mean, a lot of people it kind of fizzles out.
But I feel like that we are able to be
open about our shantasies and such, which I think has
honestly brought us a lot closer. And you know, I

(36:02):
really think that we have a lot of trust and
honesty in our relationship. So I'm not sure like what's
going on with him lately, but it's just been a
little weird, Okay.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
So what has changed? Everything sounds good, So is the
bedroom different now?

Speaker 6 (36:20):
I mean there's a couple things like I've seen you know,
your guys is to catch a sheeter videos on TikTok
and I don't know. I just see a lot of
parallels between our relationship and what you guys are posting.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
So like some of the stuff that people are saying,
like what he's working late or feeling distant, and you
feel like that's starting to check boxes for you.

Speaker 6 (36:43):
Yeah, I mean, to start, we haven't been as active
in the bedroom. Like I used to have to push
Kevin off of me playfully because he would just be
coming after.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Me all the time. I'd be trying to make lunch or.

Speaker 6 (36:56):
Something and I'd be like, come on, dude, I gotta.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Eat real quick, h okay.

Speaker 6 (36:59):
But lately he won't touch me. It's he barely touches
me anymore. And he also did pull the cliche I'm
working late things, which that's not him. He's very tripe
a about his schedule and he comes to him the
same time every single night, and when he doesn't, I
have to listen to him complain a lot about how

(37:21):
he got out late. That's just how it is, and
now he just says, oh, I'm working late and there's
no complaining.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Did you ask him about it?

Speaker 6 (37:31):
I did, loosely. I haven't pressed him about it, but
I asked him, like, why are you working late so much?
And he just said that they have extra work going
on because.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
Someone's on leave.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Well could that be true?

Speaker 6 (37:43):
I don't know, but I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Okay, is there anything else? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:48):
The final straw was that, you know, I may have
peeped at his phone the other day. You may have, right,
and yeah, and I saw some some wee flirty messages
with some girl from his work named Alison, and like
they weren't totally sexual, but there was definitely.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
Something going on.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
What did they say.

Speaker 6 (38:12):
They were just talking about, you know, different experiences they
had in relationships and what they like about each other
and how like she was basically complaining about how her
ex would never clean up after himself and she noticed
that Kevin's really good at work about cleaning after himself.
And I feel like, that's a weird conversation with some guys,

(38:33):
just like that's kind of flirty, and I was complaining
about your man. Yeah, it was weird. I really don't understand,
like I really don't. Kevin and I have such a
great relationship. I don't understand why he would do this.
I try to give him everything that he asks for.

(38:56):
I do anything that he wants, and you know, I
feel so safe with him. He protects me, he takes
care of me, and you know, I just don't understand
why he would do.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
This to me.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Well, we'll see if we can figure it out for
you. You already told us what grocery store he's a rewards
member at, So we'll play a song come back, and
then call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky customer who gets a free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if he sends those flowers
to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Okay, okay, sounds good, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah, we'll search to catch a cheeter next. If you're
just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater. Julianne
is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend
of two years named Kevin might be cheating. So we're
about to call him from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and tell him that he's
this month's lucky winner of a free gift from us,
and it's flowers delivered from our floral apartment. We'll see
if he believes that, and if he does, if he

(39:51):
sends the flowers to his girlfriend Julianne or to somebody else,
and then we'll know if he's cheating or not. But
before we call him, Julianne, why don't you break down
your situation again real quick for us.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
So, Kevin and I have been together for two years
and we've had a fantastic, open and honest relationship and
everything's been great until recently. I noticed a lot of
his behaviors match the to catch a cheater videos that
I see on TikTok, and so we haven't been as
active in the bedroom and he's working late all the time.

(40:21):
And he also was sending weird messages to his coworker.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Yeah, that part is really what standad is a huge
flag to me.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Are you ready for us to see if we can
catch him if he is cheating?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
I am okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Kevin yeah, Kevin, Hey,
how are you? Please don't hang up. This is not
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations.
You're this most big winner. Thank you so much for
shopping with us, Thank you so much for your business.
Yeah congratulations.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah that's great. So what do I win?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Well, I don't know if you know this, but every
single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to say
thank you very much for being such a loyal customer
by giving you a free gift. You've won thirty six
longstim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want
with in the fifty United States, absolutely free from our
floral apartment.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
That's impressive. That's a lot.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
It's very simple.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
The first thing I would need would be the first
and the last name of the person you want to
send them to, and then if you want to put
anything on a card, and then the address and that's it.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Okay, sure, yeah, the name is going to go to Alison.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Alison.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Okay, yeah, and let me just say the note. Can
you say? It's just a small thank you for everything
you've done. You're the best thing in my.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Life, right, now, okay, great, I have that all down,
and now I'm going to let you know that this
is not the grocery store at all. This is actually
the Jubal Show. It's a radio show. I'm Nina and
I'm Jewbil and we do a segment on the show
called to Catch a Cheater where we see who you
send flowers to, if you're significant other things you're cheating,
and your girlfriend Julianne is actually on the phone.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Really that's what this is. Yeah, well so no one's
god anything here.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
Yes, Kevin, what the hell is.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
Going on right now?

Speaker 10 (42:27):
Really?

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (42:30):
What the hell is going on with you and Alison?

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Like?

Speaker 6 (42:33):
What is going on? Your behavior has completely changed in
a lot of ways. You're always working late and you're
not complaining about it. Let's start there. That's weird. And
then also you don't even want to touch me or
come to the bedroom very often anymore. I have to
drag you practically. And I did see the messages between
you and Alison on the phone.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
You checked my phone to get.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Your phone and for good reason, obviously, because you're obviously
being sneaky. You're obviously going behind my back with Alison,
and I caught you I caught you because I did
go through your phone.

Speaker 10 (43:09):
Uh yeah, I mean uh yeah, yes, yeah like.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
Her.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
Are you serious, Kevin, Yes, yes, I look, I can't
take this anymore.

Speaker 10 (43:25):
Yeah, I should have ended this this a long time ago,
but it's really hard to get out of this relationship. Uh, you,
Julian are a complete psychopath.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
I should to be honest. You scared out of me?

Speaker 6 (43:39):
Why what makes you say that you even know what
you're talking about. We've been so open and honest about
what we both want, so I don't understand why this
is coming from Kevin. Like I have been such a
good partner to you. I've really done everything that you've asked.

Speaker 10 (43:56):
No, no, no, are you kidding me? Because we're on
the radio. I'll tell it like it is all right.
You should know this open and honest thing that she
talks about, it's forced, all right. She demands to know
every detail about my life. And I'm not being hyperbolic,
like she times me in the bathroom in case I'm

(44:17):
talking to girls on the phone. She's gotten she's gotten
into my Instagram and she's unfollowed every girl I follow
at least twice, and she will literally like bite me
to leave a mark so when I go with my friends,
other girls will know that I'm marked. I mean, this

(44:39):
is insane. And I knew you were gonna see those
messages eventually, so I was expecting to get caught.

Speaker 6 (44:46):
We will sign you in the bathroom. I would not
do that.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
She totally does. She totally does.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
I do.

Speaker 6 (44:55):
And also we share passwords with each other, so it's
never been a big deal for me to.

Speaker 7 (45:00):
See this stuff.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
I deleted some girls that were flighting into your DMS, Kevin,
and you were cool with it at the time.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I was not cool with it. We do not scare passwords.

Speaker 10 (45:10):
Oh this crazy girl, Okay, she waits till I'm a
sleep and uses a facial recognition to get in my phone.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
And I've thought her twice doing.

Speaker 10 (45:19):
That, and and the girls she sends rude messages and
then calls them names.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Closing is me okay, Kevin.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
While you can be very upset about all these things,
and you have every right to be, because it's not okay.
You should have broke up with her and not cheated
on her. WHI should have been the wise, manly thing
to do.

Speaker 10 (45:37):
Yeah, look, you're absolutely right. I should have had more
to call it off and do the right thing. But
I guess I was just hoping to get caught.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Well you're caught now, so congratulations.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Yeah this is over.

Speaker 10 (45:54):
Just let me know when I could cut When you
can come to the apartment to go get your stuff.

Speaker 6 (45:59):
Oh my god, Yeah, okay, that's fine, it's fine. I
think we'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
What do you mean.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
I just saw him looked at his work, and I'm
sure to change his mind.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
You're at his job.

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Yeah, I told you, She's said, though, what the are
you doing here?

Speaker 6 (46:19):
I just figured we could talk in person, babe.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Oh, Julianne.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
I think there's just been a misunderstanding because of all
the people on the phone. I think we just need
to talk one on one. Kevin, I think you'll understand, Julianne.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
I think if you want to have a conversation, you
should wait till later. I don't think it's a good
idea to do that right now.

Speaker 6 (46:39):
I mean, I'm looking at him now, he looks fine.
I'm going to walk over there and try to talk
to him, and I'll talk to you'all later. Thank you
for your house, Julianne.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
I probably don't do that.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
She just hung up.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
God, I'm going to the office right now. What and
they're both gone?

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Isn't this kind of a lesson?

Speaker 6 (46:57):
You know?

Speaker 4 (46:58):
Once those flags start to raise, Well, that was crazy
on all sorts of levels.

Speaker 12 (47:03):
Oh my gosh, the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I've just been running a lot of red lights lately.
Why it's fun.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
You got to check your mail. They are taking pictures
of you. I'm sure they are mail. Check your head, homie,
You're gonna.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Get appropriately running red lights like I make sure nobody's around.
But it's nice. I live a life where I make
my own green lights. That's what happened when we checked
in with the show last week. Am I still running
red lights and making my own way in life? Absolutely?
But what else has been going on with the show.
You'll find out when we check in with the Jubil
Show right after this.

Speaker 15 (47:45):
Your down ready, everyone a little?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jebil Show is no different.
It's the Jewbil Show with your drunkend Nina Hi. And
then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi Man, who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our

(48:20):
window from time to time to ask you for a hedgehog.
Spikey Minaj can use our coffee table to film an
ASMR series about emotional boundaries. Our social media producer Gabby
May sure you tune in.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
It's going to be fantastic. And then there's me.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and it's
the time a week where we check in and see
what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up
with you this week?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
So it's no secret I love soup.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
I've told you guys how much I love soup, and
I've even talked about wanting to start a soup club
and I.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Didn't and you didn't bring any in.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
I know, there's a lot of people at my house
this weekend, and everybody ate it.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
I fo that people are in the soup club.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
Well right now, it's me, okay.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
And then a lot of people have expressed interest, and
so that's kind of the point. I know, it's kind
of hard to have like an informal soup club on
social media, but the whole idea is to share recipes
like go back and forth tiktag each other.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
No, I know, I am. I'm posting it, although I'm.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Saying like you need to like with the TikTok, I
feel like you can get easy.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Not easy, but people like make a little group. Did
you not see my video that I posted to start this?
I did, but you didn't bring any in for us.
So I liked it, and then I.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Walked on social media because she didn't bring in soup.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
I like that. I mean, so I was hurt. Okay, wow,
I'll try to feel Who.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Knew a soup club could cause so much trauma?

Speaker 4 (49:44):
I know I didn't think.

Speaker 5 (49:45):
I didn't think it was a thing. This is supposed
to be a happy, a happy time and may.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
The first soup I.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Did post, by the way, is golden saffron butternut squash soup.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Would you even even wanted that, Victoria? Yes, yeah, I
know everybody ate it. It is gone.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
It's gone, but the recipe is up right now. At
you know, I don't want to make in all socials,
and that's how you joined the club. We'll figure it
out as we go. I didn't say make it, but
you could make a soup and be a part of
my club, not just eat it. I just want to
eat your soup. Fine, for my soup's.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Gone all kinds of places as well. All right, Victoria,
what's going on with you this week? So I know, yeah,
that's very obvious. Good guy, big life, Victoria. There know
how to feel about it.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
I don't get free though.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
You Finally could just be honest about how you feel.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Anyway, serious news to share with you, guys. I think
I'm turning into Spider Woman.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Cool right. The other day I was brushing my teeth, okay,
and I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
In the corner of my eye, I see a little
spider and then I waved my head around. It's connected
to me, like it's in my hair or something. I
freaked out, And it's a story. Don't freak out. I
wash it on the drain because I just like put
my head over the sink to wash it down the drain.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
You killed it, well, I don't know what to do
with it. I freaked out.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
And then after I was like, oh my gosh, i's
spider in my hair and I don't know. That's like
that's kind of like how Spider Man became Spider Man.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
He got bit by a.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Spider and now I have spiders coming out of my head.
So it's like, I think I'm becoming spider Woman.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Yes, a web out and climb yet nothing yet, but
I don't know. I can try again later.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
I'm just like, so, you walked into a web, got
a spider stuck in your hair, and now you're a
spider woman.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Why don't feel like you don't listen to me? I
just did. No, I didn't walk into it came out
of my head.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Okay, Okay, totally, I'm becoming spider Woman.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Okay, cool. I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
I'll look at our social media. Pretty ser Gabby something, Gabby?
What's let me do you this week?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Guys? Childcare is insane.

Speaker 14 (52:02):
My husband, Hi, I'm eight months pregnant by the way,
and my husband and I are looking at childcare.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
For our baby.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
And dude, it's expensive.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
It's it is so expensive. I can't even believe it.
And it's like like the average cost. I forgot what
I was gonna say. The pregnancy braid's really.

Speaker 7 (52:22):
Taking over you.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
But oh oh, the wait list, the waitlist, it's so long.
It's like a year long waitlist. Who having children in
the future? You need to call the daycares right now,
really right now.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
If you're trying to get pregnant right now, or if
you're just having risky behavior, just start trying to get
childcare right now, is what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying. You've got the
number for the saving that's crazy. Wow.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah, And I know I know some people that actually
had to quit their jobs because they make more money.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Actually if they one of them stays home because childcare
is so expensive.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Seriously, tuition why, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
It's been like that for a while and it just
keeps going up. So there's a real market for it
if you need some extra cash. Nuts to what's going
on with you?

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Not much, just trying to struggle with my allergies. That's
about it. I'm officially giving up on life. No, you're
not check that right now. Yeah, I'm giving up.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
No, we're not.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
I go do the show and then I'll go home,
and then I'm going to sleep until I come back
and do the show, then go home and sleep and
do the occasional TikTok live that I have to do.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
Also.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Other than that, that's about it.

Speaker 11 (53:32):
Man.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
You know what you need death.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
No, no, my soup. You need a hug. No, we're
not using yet.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
I don't need a hug because I don't want any
prep more pressure on my lungs because I can't breathe
because I have allergies and give me like some sort
of weird asthma things. So I'm just over it.

Speaker 10 (53:48):
Man.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
At least you have these cool stickers. You got like
a cool sticker on.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
That is true. We're a little allergy relief stickers. I
don't know if they work or not.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
I mean they look cute. Look I kind of like them.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
So yeah, So nothing new has been going on, and
I've just been basically sleeping and struggling with my allergies.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
I'm sorry, Shiling, but we love you. Thanks Key, absolutely
zero for me cool, love you too, But I mean
whatever that time.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
There's a guy named Scott Kelly who woke up trending
nationwide like companies like PEPSI, Old Navy and people all
over are trying to help him get hired. And why
and how he's been discovered is actually the story. And
I'll tell you what that is coming up in a second,
but first I want to know what you guys think
about this. Do you think Matthew McConaughey is selling out

(54:40):
or smart for investing in an AI company that delivers
celebrities voices? So so many celebrities have been holding out
on all AI, especially when it comes to anything and
like acting or voiceovers or all of that stuff. There's
a company called Eleven Labs that Matthew McConaughey is an
investor in that specializes in celebrity voices.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
A lot of them, a lot of them.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
Have already passed, like if you want to hire the
voice for like a commercial or I mean mostly that
commarade other stuff exactly. So there are some celebrities who
are actively, you know, buying into not I don't know
if you get buyen in or you get bought in
or you get paid for your voice.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
I'm not really sure how that works.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
But there's some celebrities that are signing on and then
some are half passed that are also being used for
this stuff. So their estates are using it. But because
of the pushback, it's like, Okay, Matthew McConaughey is one
of the guys, so that's probably why people are co signing, like,
but is he smart or a sellout?

Speaker 2 (55:37):
I feel like half and half because they probably have
to pay for the voice they want to use, like
whatever one is on there, and I appreciate you just
like read a bunch of lines and then they can
pay a certain amount and use your voice. Part of
me is like they're gonna use your voice anyways, Like
AI will be used for whatever anyone wants it to
be used.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
So it's like you're getting at least paid for it.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
I feel like you're smart as well buy in and
embrace it. It's taking over.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yeah, you are a volt by like showing like hey,
we need to stop this, but it's not going to stop.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
So what do you do?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Well if they put like a certain like a band
on like certain kind of like AI's as like, but
they're not who would like a union would have to
do that or something like that.

Speaker 7 (56:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Yeah, I mean it's going to get out of control.
I mean it already kind of is in some areas
I think it is, So it's probably smart to just
embrace it, like, well, it's all going there anyway, so
you might as well benefit.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Yeah, exactly, it's true.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Interesting, right, So let's look out for eleven labs. Maybe
you can even hire somebody to sing you a birthday song.
He had an expensive that would be absolutely I don't know,
maybe not.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
But here we go.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Scott Kelly. Gosh, this guy, he woke up so famous.
He was at a Jonas Brothers concert in Buffalo. Yeah
he was, well, he wasn't actually at the Jonas Brothers
my bad. Hold on, let me start what over what
There was a person that was at the Jonas Brothers
concert in Buffalo who was sitting down while they were performing,
scrolling through their phone reviewing Scott Kelly's resume. Scott Kelly

(56:59):
wasn't actually there, but his resume was being reviewed during
the Jonas Brothers concert. So somebody posted about it, somebody
that was sitting next to the person that was reviewing
the resume, and it went super viral. So the Jonahs
Brothers have commented on it, Pepsi's commented on it, Old
Navy's commented on it. So people around the country are
like Scott Kelly always dresses professionally, highly recommend it. Hopefully

(57:22):
he got the job. I mean, at this point, he's
got to get the job. He's famous and if he
doesn't get that job, he's going to get a job.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
This video, though, is funny because the guy looks so
uninterested that the Jones Bosu are like performing and everyone
around who's standing and singing, and they just like the scroll.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
He obviously came with somebody. He brought somebody there. It's
like I have work to do, exactly, but.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
It really worked out. Little did he know Scott Kelly's
the man. Now, Yah, you're welcome. That's funny, but that
is what's trending.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Jebles dirty little Secret.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
I do, yes.

Speaker 11 (58:00):
So for the past like a few weeks so I'm married,
and for the past few meet weeks here my wife
has just been like on me about everything, like no
matter what I do, it's either not good enough, I'm
doing it wrong too.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 11 (58:18):
Just everything I'm doing is I'm doing it wrong, and
I'm pissing her off, so you know, like not doing
the dishes all the way, putting things away in the
wrong place, and get chewing food too loud.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Like everything, Okay, I'm sorry. So I'm trying to give
her space.

Speaker 11 (58:36):
And so this past weekend, like I wake up early
to mow the lawn on Saturday, like I always do.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
So I'm trying to do a quiet I don't want
to wake her up.

Speaker 11 (58:44):
I don't want to make too much noise, and you know,
I finish it feeling good about it.

Speaker 16 (58:49):
She comes out, she's like, you woke me up, and
he already looks like I don't know. So I'm like, okay,
so my wife.

Speaker 11 (59:00):
You know, she enjoys her morning coffee, so she's also
lactose in tolerance, so good morning.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
It's her usual oat milk.

Speaker 11 (59:10):
I topped that off with some real milk, and she's
very lactose in tolerance.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
So the day she had after drinking that full large coffee.

Speaker 11 (59:19):
Oh, I think she was feeling the pain I was feeling, because, yeah,
she was having a hell of a day. I was
feeling gray, lack stuff. I re mode the lawn, but yeah,
she was going through it that day.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
You are really making marriage sound.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
I was gonna say, what if she found out?

Speaker 4 (59:37):
Would you be even more mad at you?

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I mean, at this point, what else can I do wrong?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
You know? All right, Well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Thank you. On another note, can
old white dude, stop being so creepy.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah. I was at the gym yesterday and I was
swimming for a workout, and then I was sitting in
the hot t and there was a couple of women
in there and they recognized me from the show, and
so they're like, oh, hey, you're and I was like, yeah,
that's cool, already kind of already kind of award because
I'm in a hot tub, you know. And then I'm
just like yeah, thanks for listening or whatever. And then
this old dude like probably like eighties comes up and

(01:00:16):
he starts to get in the hot tub and he's
like and he likes the ladies.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
What And they're like ha ha, And I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Was like he's like, yeah, did you hear me? He
likes the ladies too, And in my mind I'm like, no, no,
I don't like these ladies. I like my lady. But
then they get out like pretty quickly because that's awkward, right.
And then I was sitting there like rubbing my shoulders
my shoulder kind hurt, and he's like, what do you
got to nod in your shoulder?

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Don't tell me he did that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Then I was like, yeah, my shoulder is a little
a little tight, and he's like, you know, I'm a
massage therapy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
It's like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
And I was like, oh that's cool, man, Wow, I'll
see you later.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Man, dud are for you just as much as they do.
And then I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Remember I'm at a gym. And then I tripped over
his dog that was with him as I was getting
out of the hot tub.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I didn't know that they did, but apparently anyway, it
could have been a fun time for me.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
Hey you ladies and the guy and a job.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
What's your dirty little secret.

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