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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That is a nice bird.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Okay, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
That's audio with family enjoying watching their Thanksgiving turkey cook
until it bursts into flame.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
They freaked out.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
It's the Jewel Show and every year people have problems
cooking their holiday birds. That's why Butterball invented the Butterball
Turkey Hotline. They get over ten thousand calls in the
weeks before and on Thanksgiving and because of that, a
threat is going viral of Butterball Turkey Hotline employees sharing
the most unhinged calls that they've ever gotten. Yeah, and

(00:41):
we'll go over it next so you can feel a
little bit less bad about the anxiety you're feeling around
cooking your Thanksgiving turkey this year.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Thank you. Right after this, it's the Jubil Show. Hate that.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
That's audio from the annual Turkey Fair in France that
they have every year where they do a turkey call competition.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
It's the show.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
And speaking of awkward turkey calls, the Butterball Turkey Hotline
gets over ten thousand calls this time of year, in
just two weeks before and during Thanksgiving from people asking
all sorts of ridiculous questions.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
When it comes to heating.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Up their holiday birds, and the threat is going viral
of employees sharing the most unhinged things that they've ever had.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Somebody ask them, what do you ask?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Don't you just pop that in the oven or pop
in the I've had to ask how to brian my turkey?
Brian is when it has like the salt on it
and stuff so it helps it stay juicy.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
You've actually called it before, Nina.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah, okay, I've never called it before, but I've always
wondered what people call it about.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I just wanted to know too, because I just was like,
forget it, let's just see what's up. I love the
Butterball hotline. They're so helpful.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
One employee at the Butterball Turkey Outline said that her
most memorable question was about defrosting the turkey. Somebody called
up and wanted to wash their turkey and make sure
it was defrosted at the same time, so they asked
if they could put it in the dishwasher.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Oh I'm sorry, how would that help? That's all.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
That's why I don't like going over people's houses that
I don't know. I'm like, this could be somebody who
thinks that you can defrost the bird in the dishwasher.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Yeah, I mean you speak about it logically, it might
not be a bad idea, but it does detergent all
up in there. If you don't put detergent in it.
We make fish in the dishwasher. If you never poached
fish in the dishwasher, I'm sorry, wait what Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
You do what? You can make fish in the dishwasher.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
You take your fish and you wrap it all up
and then you stick it in there, and then it's
just like it's a fun thing, like perfectly poached in
like moist.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I didn't know. Yeah, I had no idea you could
do that.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, I don't know about a turkey though. That feels
a little big. But it is interesting how poor people
get in the kitchen. They have a perfectly good oven
right there, and they're like, what else can we dose?
Did we do it a dishwasher?

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Else?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Try exciting?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Probably you're right, like you just got to spice it
up a little bit, you know, the.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Boredom that really gets changed.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Another person called the Butterball Turkey Hotline and wanted to
know if the turkey was okay to eat after it
was left outside.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
The thought and animals had gotten into it.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Oh yeah, it would be pretty funny to be a
operator at the Butterball Turkey Hotline just to hear some
of the questions that people call it and ask.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
I know, I wonder if these people are even turkey
experts or if they're just like you know, your moms
and your grandma's and your dads that are experts.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
I wish I was a receptionist for the hotline so
I could be like, well, what's your question?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Man, let me figure out like where to direct you
do And I'm only.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Directing you to one place, and I just want to
like facilitate in here.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
The question we're going over at thread that's going viral
of employees at the Butterball Turkey Hotline sharing the most
unhinged that people unhinged things that people have called about.
One man asked if the oil from the chainsaw that
he cut the turkey with was.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Edible or not? Well, did you use allive oil? Served?
Probably not h with a chainsaw. Well, I guess I
know why. It would be fun get in the kitchen.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
It would be fun chase At this time, his wife
said take it outside.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, because they have those electric knives. But I guess
they're just not the same as it's on the same chainsaw. Yeah,
I could see that.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Another person called up the Butterball Turkey Hotline and asked
what the best way to cook a turkey was that
had been in the freezer since nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
That can't be guy, that's still good. It's frozen. It's frozen.
Maybe I think it doesn't have freezer burn.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
That's a legit question, That's all I'm gonna see.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
This kind of a legit question.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Also, it might just be time to get a new one,
or you know what I mean, just go grab a
new turkey, I think.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Or would it be healthier because it was from nineteen
sixty nine? Did they do less to the food?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
But I probably had less uh hormones and antibiotics and
steroids and things pumped into it.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Interesting, it's a good question. I now, I'm really curious.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Actually, I unfortunately doesn't say what the Butterball Turkey Hotline
advice on.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
That we should call.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Right, hunter, We're going over some of the most unhinged
things that people have asked the Butterball Turkey Hotline operators.
This says the line has also gotten questions about if
it was okay to slow roast the turkey over a
few days, so the house would be filled with the
delicious smell of the turkey for days. What how like

(05:23):
low heat? Do you have to cook a turkey on
for days?

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Hey?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
But honestly, they always say the slower like you cook
it the patients, it tastes way better.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
So can you imagine how good that tastes after three days?

Speaker 4 (05:35):
It's like you get to that perfect spot and then
all of a sudden, you go too far and now
it's Krispy Burton disgusting and it was like burnt turkey.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
We're going over thread.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
This is going viral of butterball turkey hotline employees sharing
the most unhinged things that people have asked them. One
caller didn't have a question, but offered a tip for
getting the bird to fit into any pants. So I
guess you're just passing along some advice, like, hey, butterball
the hot line, I got the tip for you. You can
tell people recommended that you can fit the burden to
any frying pan if you wrap it in a towel
and then give it a few quote unquote good a

(06:06):
few good stomps to break all the pumps, then you
can fit it into any pan.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
That you Another.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Person called up and said if they brand their turkey
in gtorade, it said that The person called up and
said they wear a fitness person finish fanatic and they
asked if they could bind their turkey and gatorade would
have more electrolytes in it.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's kind of a legit question.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Took legit question when you go away if they were cooked, like,
don't the electrolytes go away? And no idea, I'm just guessing.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Another person said that their turkey wouldn't fit in the
oven and asked if they could seat belt it to
the passenger seat and use the heated seats for a
few hours. Again, that's why I don't like to eat
food and like over other people's houses.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
I have no idea how to record it. It's another
jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 8 (07:07):
Hello, yeah, Hi, my name is Trevor and I'm calling
from Airlines. I was looking for our customer, Kaylee.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Hi, Trevor. Yes, this is this is Kaylee.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
Hi Kaylee, this is Trevor.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Yeah, you you've said that.

Speaker 8 (07:24):
Yes, and sorry, I need to look at my yeah. So, uh,
I'm calling to inform you that your flight to Orlando
for tomorrow afternoon as unfortunately been canceled. I don't know
if you've seen all the problems with airline trouble that
we're having right now currently, so it has been canceled

(07:44):
and I'm calling to regretfully inform you of that.

Speaker 9 (07:48):
Yes, I mean I have seen that flights have been
getting canceled. But is there any other flight I could
get on tomorrow or today? Well, I'm not going for vacation, like,
it's a work thing, like I need to be there,
So is there any other flight options?

Speaker 8 (08:04):
Okay, so you're not going to Orlando for a vacation.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
No, so it's not like you know, it's just for fun, Like.

Speaker 8 (08:12):
Have you ever been there for vacation.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Once a long time ago?

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Disney World?

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yes, yes, I obviously I went to Disney.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
World because like I've seen it online before, I've never
actually been, but it looks cool, so I just wonder.

Speaker 9 (08:29):
It's great, Trevor, is there any other options that I
could get on today or.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Tomorrow for going to Disney World?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
Unfortunately, I don't know about ticket, Trevor.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I'm not going to Disney World.

Speaker 9 (08:41):
I need to get to Orlando for a work conference.
Are there any flights leaving any layover?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Options?

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Like?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
How can I get there?

Speaker 8 (08:51):
There are some other options that we can give you
as far as travel goes.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's great. I would love to hear those.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yet unfortunately your flight got canceled.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
I yes, as you've already said.

Speaker 10 (09:02):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (09:03):
Well, so as far as needing to be at your destination,
is there a specific time of day or day that
you need to be at your destination?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
I need to be there by five pm tomorrow night.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
With five pm next week this time work, No.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
Trevor, I need to be in Orlando by five pm
tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (09:27):
So I'm looking at the other flights that we have
that will get either. There is one with a three
day layover.

Speaker 9 (09:36):
That is not going to work because three days is
longer than tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (09:39):
Trevor, Okay, so that one won't work for you. There
is a big discount on that one if you would
like to flight with that doesn't I don't.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (09:48):
I don't care about how much it is costing. I
need to get there tomorrow night, thank you.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
In a hotel in Cleveland for the three days as
you make your way.

Speaker 9 (09:59):
Yeah, I don't need to go go to Cleveland. I
don't want to go to Cleveland.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
I need to get.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
To Orlando tomorrow night. What are my options to do that?

Speaker 9 (10:09):
And honestly, Trevor, you're not being very helpful, like like
I don't understand why you're not understanding, Like I don't
see where the miscommunication is coming.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
From a mi end. So what can you do for me? Okay?

Speaker 8 (10:20):
We do have an option for people because we've had
to cancel a lot of flights. And let me just
pull up the time here.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It looks sigements.

Speaker 8 (10:29):
Yes, I should be able to get you there tomorrow,
but you would have to leave this afternoon. What time
at three o'clock this afternoon? And we can get you there. Okay,
So that is the only option. But we actually can
do that for free, so you won't be charged.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
We just book it, just book it, just book it. Okay.

Speaker 8 (10:46):
So I will need your address for where he should
pick you up.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
What do you what do you mean you're gonna drive me?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (10:55):
We have a driver now who is he's taking people
who if the flight doesn't work out, he can drive
them directly.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
And he drove those drives hola Faust. His name is
Stewart Trebert.

Speaker 9 (11:03):
You're telling me that your company is having some just random,
goody name look Stewart to drive.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
People across the country. Like, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (11:12):
You know what, Just cancel, Just cancel my ticket.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I will figure it out on my own.

Speaker 9 (11:15):
And if I get fired because I didn't make it
to my conference on time.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'm doing well. Don't do that, Kayleie.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your cousin.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Emma set you up. I'm going to kill it.

Speaker 11 (11:29):
I'm going to kill her.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Oh my god. I was like, I'm like currently emailing
my like my.

Speaker 9 (11:34):
Boss, trying to explain that my fight is getting canceled
and I'm trying to work out alternative travel.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Okay, you've been telling her about this work conference you're
going to and she wanted to mess with Yeah.

Speaker 9 (11:45):
I'm just so glad that some random man named Stewart
is not coas.

Speaker 6 (11:49):
Tonight wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, it's
time for me.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's what's trending.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
You know what's so funny is that we're using absolutely
everything else as dating apps, from Facebook to Lee and LinkedIn.
But when it comes to dating apps, now we're using
that for something else that's not dating.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
WHOA, I'm sorry. What are we using it for? I
will tell you in just a second.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
But first, oh my gosh, the real Scott Kelly has appeared.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Did you see this?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Okay, So the other day we were talking about this
guy his named Scott Kelly. He went super viral because
there was someone reviewing his resume at a Jonas Brothers concert,
and so the video of this review got over fifty
million whatever, views, likes, whatever, and so Jimmy Fallon decided
to invite him onto the Tonight Show.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
He found him, He found him.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
He found him, So he invited him on the Tonight
Show with the Jonas Brothers. So they're all on there,
they're talking about what's going on. Scott Kelly's like, yeah,
I found out from a friend because he was actually
in class while all of this was happening. And then
the craziest part too, So we found out that he's
a veteran, but that he's also gainfully employed, so he
doesn't actually need a job.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
He didn't know, but he was sitting in his resume.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
He didn't send it, he said, he didn't say, he said,
he didn't sell it. And the person that was scrolling
is actually someone that he knew because they served together
in the army, and so the guy that he served
with is trying to hire more veterans to his company,
and so was like, I don't know, I guess stocking
Scott Kelly and then accidently made him super famous. And

(13:18):
then the cutest part of all of it is at
the end of it, Scott Kelly looks at the Jonas
brother and it is like, I'm really sorry. I just
have to tell you. I've never heard of you before.
I never grew up watching the Disney Channel. I had
no idea who you were. But like, I'm really glad
we're here now.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
My wife had to tell me.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
Just like it was the sweetest thing with the fact
that he didn't apply to anything, and Jimmy found asked
him like, oh, did you get the job, and he goes, yeah,
so I actually didn't even apply to a job.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I'm just really confused at first, like why is this
dude looking at my resume?

Speaker 4 (13:50):
I didn't send it to anyone, But it really works
out because he has a podcast. So at the end
of the interviewed the qrst to his podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Wow, good for that guy. I know, it's like you
just wake up and everything.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
He must be a really good guy, Like Karma must
really be giving him good thing.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
I wonder what his podcast is about now, I'm curious.
Check it out.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
It's a national security podcast called at the Water's Edge.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Okay, so yeah, it is interesting.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
All I'm gonna say is I'm gonna send my resume
to every single person and all of my friends and
be like, hey, when you're at a concert, you can
just sit down for five seconds.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
I mean, or if you want to go with the
conspiracy theory route on it, which I always like to
go with you too. You know, the government's always trying
to hide things from us, you know what I mean,
And so they're like, how can we get the country
to pay attention to a national security podcast that delivers
the things that.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
We want them to hear.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Oh, we have this guy, Scott Kelly who does it
and we tell him what to say. Oh, let's just
have this dude at a concert be reviewing a Jonas
Brothers concert. All the advisers that'd be reviewing this thing.
All of a sudden he's on. Fallon shares his podcast Boom.
Now they're feeding you the information through Scott's Kelly. It's
all it starts at the top.

Speaker 10 (14:56):
I heard.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
But do you want to give the top that much
credit for being that smart?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (15:02):
There, Yeah, they're completely evil and that smart. Okay, it's
just scurious. Don't ask Scott Kelly because he's paid by them.
He'll tell you something different.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
I like Scott Kelly is good karma. But does that
mean that Fallon is in on it too? Government plant? Oh?
And does that also mean the Jonas Brothers are in it?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Yes, sir, and does know they were just bystanders, but
they were just they would have to be in on it.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
There's no other way that this could be pulled off
about them. Yeah, they would just have They just happened
to be at their concert. They're just they're they're They're
one or two options.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Either Jones Brothers are in on it, or if you're
a Jonas Brothers fan, you should be very angry because
the elite that run this world are using them. You
got to implant their ideas into you through Scott Kelly,
but using the Jonas Brothers as the vehicle, which is
incredibly rude for the real fans of their music.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I really should have a conspiracy relationships. Don't tell me
that I'm a fan of their music. That's not their fault.
Then accord government, Jones Brothers, whatever you want to believe
with that to be the government. Yeah, it always is.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Well before we completely disappear in GOT, I mean, maybe
Scott Kelly can help you find a day or a job,
because that's got Kelly. As I said, a third of
dating app users are now swiping for jobs, not left. Wait,
what's the up jobs on dating apps?

Speaker 10 (16:19):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (16:19):
How how does that work? They're looking for people.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
So if somebody like says I'm a lawyer, and the
person wants to advance in the law in the law field,
they're now matching with people that could help them advance
their careers.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
The lawyer maybe on there to date, but they're on
there looking for a job.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Exactly, exactly, So just another thing to worry about out there,
land minds everywhere.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
That is what's trending. Has been my week in fact
checking Scott.

Speaker 12 (16:42):
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Speaker 3 (16:51):
Lloyd is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Bridget.
So in a minute, we'll call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe him
a second date. But first, Lloyd, how long has it
been since you heard from Bridget?

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (17:04):
Well, hey guys, so it's kind of been a little minute.
I think our first day would have been probably like
a week or so ago, something like that.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Okay, So have you been interacting or trying to interact
with her at all during that time?

Speaker 13 (17:17):
Yeah, I mean I don't want to be too like
cushy with it.

Speaker 10 (17:21):
So I'm not like going crazy.

Speaker 13 (17:23):
I'm not like blowing her up or anything like that.

Speaker 10 (17:25):
But it's been long enough that her.

Speaker 13 (17:27):
Not responding is is definitely a thing, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Okay, Well, why don't you tell us about the date?

Speaker 13 (17:32):
All right? So I'm like, I'm fully I'm fully into
it with her. Right, So, Bridget, she's even like this
kind of Sunday morning like goddess kind of energy, right,
you know what I mean, Like she's she's like effortlessly cute,
you know, like she clearly owns like linen pajamas, and
she's like journaling affirmations by the window, you know what

(17:53):
I mean.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
Like that's the type of girl that Bridget is.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Right, she's a warm.

Speaker 13 (17:57):
Smile, she got dry like sort of confident kind of humor,
you know what I mean. Like she's kind of so
she's like the kind of girl that like orders shea
pudding and somehow makes that look good, you know what
I mean. Because she's got like that vibe, like she's
like yield or like knows where the yealing crystals are.

(18:19):
Like that's the kind of vibes she's got. She's got
like earthbound, like cute girl energy.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
So what do you do with a girl like that?

Speaker 5 (18:28):
All right?

Speaker 13 (18:28):
So we go, we go out right, we go and
we get some like some brunch at one of those
spots where they got like the bottomless Mimosas, you know
what I'm talking about, Like, yeah, they're like right, like
the endless mimosas, like planets everywhere.

Speaker 10 (18:42):
There's like indie covers of Beyonce in the background, like
one of those vibes. Okay, So we're doing like the.

Speaker 13 (18:48):
Mimosa thy right, Like we're kind of drinking together, and
we're like, it's bottomless mimosas, right, So I'm kind of
inclined a little bit like personally to you know, to
drink some mimosas. That's like kind of my vibe, you
know what I mean, Like it's bottom So I'm trying
to I'm trying to see if there's a bottom of
the box.

Speaker 10 (19:03):
She kind of tells me.

Speaker 13 (19:03):
She's like, she's like, well, let's pace ourselves, right, So
I'm like, let me be charming, And I'm like, I'm
gonna be like, I'm gonna show some restraints, you know
what I mean, Like I'm gonna I'm gonna kind of
be cool about that, right, Like no bottom list for me,
she says, let's pace ourselves. So I'm kind of showing
my restrain. The waiter comes up, right, and he's like
more mimosas. I put my hand like over the glass
right to kind of be like no, like that's you know,

(19:25):
like the decline, Like, yeah, I put my hand over
the best, but I knocked the entire flu onto.

Speaker 10 (19:30):
My lap, like the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Yeah, So you needed that picture.

Speaker 13 (19:36):
No, for sure, And I've got this like lap full
of mimosa so I stand up right to like try
to like wipe it off. Like that's my like reaction.
I like, I stand up way too fast. The chair
falls like behind me, like the chair falls back.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (19:52):
Okay, So yeah, so I I in my shock.

Speaker 10 (19:57):
I'm a couple of mimosa's deep.

Speaker 13 (19:58):
I kind of, I she said, all right, So I
just responded. I kind of yelled it a little bit,
like I kind of blurret this out.

Speaker 10 (20:04):
I was like, you know, it looks like a peed brunch.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
I mean, that's kind of funny.

Speaker 13 (20:11):
I thought that was kind of funny, but like people
kind of looked a little bit and people aren't laughing.
That didn't kill So it's kind of just awkward, you
know what I mean. And she kind of so Bridget
kind of does the like closed lips, the like oh no,
but like trying to laugh kind of face.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
So I'm like eighteen.

Speaker 13 (20:28):
Napkins deep, trying to fight like for dignity over here,
trying to soak.

Speaker 10 (20:33):
Up this mimosa.

Speaker 13 (20:36):
I mean, it was embarrassing.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
It was awkward, you know what I mean.

Speaker 13 (20:38):
I feel like other than that, though, like we kind
of clipped like it was a pretty good time, pretty
good date, except for the Mamosa thing, walked her to
her car. She hugged me and she told me that,
like that was really nice, That's what she said. And
so I'm kind of thinking that the Mamosa thing was
small potatoes. That wasn't like a big part of the evening,
you know what I mean. Maybe we can move on
from that. But now she is ghosting.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah, you think that's what it is?

Speaker 13 (21:01):
Yeah, I mean, I guess the one wants to date
the guy who's got citrus marinated on.

Speaker 10 (21:06):
The side, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
That's the dreams that Pete brunch.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 13 (21:13):
Is it like the attractive quality in men these days?
But we had a connect it in my paints have
been some worse.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
All right, Well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe eat you a second date.

Speaker 10 (21:27):
Okay, all right, thanks guys.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
All right, we'll get your first day follow up right
after this. Right in the middle of your first date
follow up. And if you're just joining us, Lloyd is
on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Bridget So
we're about to call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a
second date. But before we do that, Lloyd, why don't
you break down your date again for us one more time?

Speaker 5 (21:48):
All right?

Speaker 10 (21:48):
So my day. Yeah, super cute girl and I'm super
into her.

Speaker 13 (21:51):
Right, we do the bottomless Mimosa's kind of date where
we're doing like that endless Mimosa's thing, but I'm trying
to be cool about my Mimosas the waiter comes up,
I want some more mimosa. I've put my hand over
the glass, accidentally knock over the mimosa and all that.
It kind of gets chaotic. I stand up, I'm cover
the mimosa and I'm blurting weird stuff out and he
kind of got a little awkward for a minute. And

(22:13):
that's kind of what I was worried about, because we
had a really good day, we had a really good vibe.
But I'm kind of worried that the mimosa situation may
have messed uff up because she is totally ghost to me.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Now, all right, are you are you ready for us
to call her?

Speaker 10 (22:25):
Yeah, let's do it, all right?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Here we go, Hello, Hi man, I speak to Bridget. Please.

Speaker 12 (22:41):
This is Bridget.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Hey, Bridget, how are you. This is a radio show.
It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi, Bridget, I'm Nina. I
am Victoria asked him. My name's Jewbel. What's up?

Speaker 15 (22:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Hi? Have you listened to the show before?

Speaker 9 (22:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:53):
I was listening to you guys. Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
All right? Sweet? Have you heard a First Date follow
up before?

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Well guess what, Bridget, You're now the star of a
first Date follow up. That's also that's a segment where
for ghosting somebody, they can email us to get you
on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
And we got an email about you. Do you know
who would email us?

Speaker 16 (23:17):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (23:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I have a feeling.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Who do you think it is?

Speaker 16 (23:22):
Lloyd?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
It is definitely Lloyd. Yeah, okay. Lloyd told us a
little bit about your day.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
He said he really liked you and he's wondering why
you're ghosting. Would you mind telling us?

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Okay, listen. Lloyd was sweet, you know, Brunch was.

Speaker 12 (23:37):
Cute and he has big like eye voice, shrides and
believe in therapy energy.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
What you know.

Speaker 12 (23:45):
It kind of just like went out the door when
the mimosa incident happened. Uh, he spilled his mimosa and
then he freaked out over his pants looking like they
got back sizes and orange juice. Okay, And it was
little dramatic, but that wasn't really why I ghosted him. Basically,

(24:06):
it was his ears. Yeah, so he was ranting about,
you know, the pea brunch pants or whatever, and I
saw inside his ears, and guys, there was wax like
a lot like layers, like it looked like a candle
that had feelings.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
It was a miracle. He could even hear me.

Speaker 12 (24:30):
I swear one sneeze and a whole earbud might have
popped out.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Oh I'm serious, dead serious.

Speaker 12 (24:36):
Yeah, And you know, like, look, I'm all for self care,
but you know, you can groom your beer, you can
see in your shirts, but you know, like you don't
have a two tips like I can't un see that.
Yeah yeah, I mean, like what am I gonna do?
Hand him a con swab and be like be free,

(24:58):
like you know, I.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us where you're
ghosting him.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, no problem.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I don't know if you forgot or not, but Lloyd
is actually on the phone and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 12 (25:13):
Oh oh yeah, okay, I forgot about that part.

Speaker 13 (25:20):
Well Hi, so wait, so what my ears?

Speaker 12 (25:25):
Yeah, I mean I'm sorry they but you know you
had ear storage solutions happening. I saw layers like maybe generations.

Speaker 13 (25:35):
Oh look, that's that's not that's not a normal thing.
I don't walk around with ear overstock all right, Like
that's that was like a one off.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Like really, so you normally clean your ears?

Speaker 16 (25:48):
Yeah, I mean it was like this was like one day,
like I look, I can't even believe that you noticed it,
like I I mean maybe so like all influid or
something like that, Like I I I'm not like it
like a, look, you ghost to me because of one

(26:10):
biological moment, like you're telling me brunch pants humiliation.

Speaker 10 (26:14):
That wasn't the one.

Speaker 13 (26:14):
It wasn't the momsa pants it was it was like
you attacking my internal ear landscape. That's what's the ghosting.

Speaker 10 (26:21):
Like that's what this is.

Speaker 13 (26:23):
It's like okay, I mean like like cool a right, you.

Speaker 10 (26:28):
Know what you You weren't so perfect either, though.

Speaker 14 (26:34):
I mean we're here right, so it's like you didn't
help me at brush right, like I was I'm drowning
in citrus and you just watched like, so excuse me
if I assume that you'd also just, you.

Speaker 13 (26:46):
Know, lie there in other situations.

Speaker 10 (26:48):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
I said it, we're here like we're here something. Wow, Baby,
you can't handle brunch. You definitely can't handle me.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
A bridget. Would you like another date with Lloyd? We'll
pay for it. Absolutely not sure you bring Q ships?

Speaker 5 (27:16):
All right?

Speaker 12 (27:17):
Fine?

Speaker 13 (27:17):
Look, fine, you're watched the Natural Bridge yet, I mean,
unlike your boobs.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Why you won't be seeing my.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
My natural well.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Juble's first date. Don't call me stupid? All right? To
call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
I've worn dresses with high right ques. But you think
you're an intellectual, don't you wait?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramiria is in a
game of trivia for.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
John Legend tickets.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
So call us if you want to play eight eight
eight three four three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one o six one. You can also
d must the Jewbeil Show or go to the Jebeilshow
dot com if you think you have what it takes
to vaporize Victoria's confidence so much that even our Google
search history forgets the answers ooh why like damn?

Speaker 6 (28:14):
Like?

Speaker 11 (28:14):
How long did you think of that one?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I took you a little bit of time to write
it out. Yeah, it sounds like it needed to be good.
You could be doing anything else that time. You guys
just not said that.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
If you want to play Victoria, we'll play You vers
Victoria right after this.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
It's the Jebel Show. You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie,
is that all the work.

Speaker 11 (28:30):
Is right and just the answers are wrong.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for John Legend tickets. And let's meet today's
contestant in You vers Victoria.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Katie. What's up, Katie? How are you?

Speaker 10 (28:54):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
How are you great? Do you think you have what
it takes to beat Victoria.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
I didn't last time, but I'm hoping this time.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, you get your review the perfect dat or restart
my wings.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
So you've played Victoria before and she actually beat you?
I don't mean actually sorry, Yeah, when she beats you,
not not a surprise by it?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
But are you surprised by it? You sound surprised by it? No,
not one bit?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Thank you anyway, all right, Lite, if you can redeem yourself, Katie,
here we go. We're going to send Victoria out of
the studio, and while she's leaving, the game is played
like this. You have thirty seconds answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say passed,
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay,
all right, here we go, Katie. Your time starts now.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Which animal is known as the King of the Jungle.

Speaker 10 (29:42):
Tiger?

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Which brand's logo features a polo player on horseback.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Ralph Lauren? How many keys does a piano have?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Which dot is actually a seed from a tropical fruit
and often mistaken for a nut.

Speaker 9 (30:01):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Which way to movie features the quote I'm gonna make
him an offer he can't refuse.

Speaker 10 (30:09):
I wish he's eleven I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
All right, I got that, And we'll bring Victoria back
into the studio. And while she's getting settled and putting
on her headphones, Katie, I think I remember you from
last time?

Speaker 10 (30:19):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Are you the person that can make the elephant sound?

Speaker 11 (30:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah, I knew it.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
It doesn't come up on radio as well, but it works.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Can we can we hear it again?

Speaker 10 (30:33):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
That's a legit elephant sound? Run at baby elephant? Victoria?
Can you do an elephant sound? What animal can you do?
I can do?

Speaker 7 (30:51):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
You do like the little ferret or the rabbit? When
you do your little what that's like? By that's like
when I'm like I eat something really good? Yet me
my coffee? Ready? Yeah? It's like a drinking coffee. All right?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and Victoria has to beat you outright waying, Katie and Katie,
you can tell Victoria when to go with the elephant
sound if you could, just for.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Me so good? Which animal is known as the King
of the Gentleman? Wait No Lion line.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Which brands logo features a polo player on horseback, polo?

Speaker 1 (31:38):
How many keys does a piano have? Wait?

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Which?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Wait?

Speaker 12 (31:41):
What?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I'm eighty two?

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I think which nut is actually a seed from a
tropical fruit and often mistaken for a nut.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Peanut.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Which movie features the quote I'm gonna make him an offer.
He can't refuse.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
You a second. I'm gonna make him on an offer
you can't refuse? What movie? I know movies. I like movies.
I watch movies. I don't know this movie. This is
the movie. Actually you didn't want dang it?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did our normal scoreboard. Gabby, our
social media producer, is and here. So Nina has your score.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Katie got one question correct, wait for it, wait for it.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Victoria got one question correct. That means you win the
congratulations the tigers see you. Katie did it? Victoria did it? No,
Katie did it?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Did it?

Speaker 10 (32:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Your redeemed yourself. You can use your spirit animal and you
have a Victoria. All right, let's get the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
You also get John Legend tickets too. Let's get the
answers now with Nina.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
The lion is the king of the jungle.

Speaker 10 (32:55):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Ralph Lauren is the brand that features a polo player
on horseback.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Ould that be polo?

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Yeah, polo by Ralph Laurence.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
So, Ralph Lauren, did you say polo?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
I spaced out because you didn't say Ralph Lauren. So
I guess you could have like a point, like a
half of it.

Speaker 11 (33:14):
Means that win?

Speaker 6 (33:16):
Well, because I got one point, one is still better
than one.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Well, let's consult chat GBT on this real quick. You
can read the rest answers and I'll do something.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Ok, okay, serious, there are eighty eight keys on a piano,
dang it. The cashew is the seed that's from a
tropical fruit and often mistaken for a nut. I thought
it was called cashew nuts, like on the box. Anyway.
The movie that features the quote I'm going to make
him an offer you can't refuse is The Godfather.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
How am I? Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (33:44):
That's the one of them I just talked about. We
didn't see everyone in the office.

Speaker 6 (33:48):
All the sales team was all getting mad at me
the other day because I haven't seen The Godfather. They're like,
oh my gosh, which Nina hasn't either, by the way,
I have not put.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
This question there.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
I feel he would be horrified one scene in the bedroom,
like you should.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Oh, yeah, yeah, you would be. I don't know what
it is, but yeah, she probably, yeah, she definitely. I'll
tell you guys what it is off air.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Okay, but here, okay, here's the breakdown from Chadgypt on
the Polo question. Okay, it says Ralph Lauren equals the
brand designer company. Ralph Lauren is a fashion house founded
by Ralph Lauren himself in nineteen sixty seven. It's the
umbrella company that owns multiple sub brands and labels. Ralph
Polo Ralph Lauren is one of the main clothing lines.

(34:31):
Polo is a specific line within the Ralph Lauren brand.
It's the most recognizable one with the Polo player logo.
So when people say Polo shirt or Polo by Ralph Lauren,
they're referring to Ralph Lauren's Polo line, not a separate company.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
So I'm confused then, So Yesolo or Ralph ralp Lauren. YEA,
Now so your CHAGIBT gave us nothing Ralph Lauren brand,
So Ralph Lauren, I guess would be it is the
brand yep. So Yep, Katie, you still win.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
So just we did all that, Juste Jory, I wouldn't
get half a point.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
Yea, Yeah, it's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Only on the Jubile Show, Alie is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater and she thinks that
her boyfriend of four years named Jane might be messing around.
So we'll see if we can catch him if he is.
In just the second. But first, Alie, what's up? Why
do you think Jay might be cheating?

Speaker 5 (35:24):
Well, I have seen some odd behaviors from him that
have sort of got me a little concerned. I guess
it really stemmed from I'm worried if he's being honest
with me. The way do we pay rent is that
every two weeks he just kind of cash ups me

(35:44):
the his half of the rent and then I pay it.
But sometimes he'll forget. You know, He's not He's not
the one who's best with schedules. Like I am. I'm
I'm like I work for an agency. I am very
type A, so I'm kind of the person who I
have everything on schedule, I have everything timed out, I
have lists and everything like that. And Jay, I love him,

(36:06):
but that is not the type of person that he is,
so every once in a while he'll forget to pay me.
And a couple weeks ago, maybe like a month ago,
he forgous to pay me, and I was like, hey,
maybe you need to send me your half of the rent.
And he was like, oh, yeah, I have no problem.
And he pulled out his phone to check his bank
account to make sure that there's enough money in there.

(36:28):
And I happened to like look over and he had
like over eight thousand dollars in his account. He makes
enough money to pay his half of the rent. Like
he's not broke or anything like that. But I'm the
one who, you know, I have the real job. I have,
like the adult job, you know, I have the one
that's picking up all of my time. And I don't

(36:50):
have eight thousand dollars in my account, So how is
his job, you know, providing that kind of money. So
I kind of I feel badd of flipped out on him, saying,
you know, like, where where did this money come from?
There's no way that you make this at work. And he,
you know, the only thing he had to say to
me was that he was saving. But I don't understand

(37:11):
how you could have that kind of savings when he
makes less than me. He's not the most frugal person, Like,
I don't know. That was the first thing that sort
of made me a little concerned.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
But so, how did that tied to him cheating on you?
Do you think that he's like an escort or something
and he's making extra cash?

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Oh my god, I did not think that they are.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
No.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
But he does get weird work calls too. That's the
other part of this is that I feel like work
is calling him at all hours. And you know, we'll
be hanging out in the very precious few hours that
I have that I'm not at work, and he'll get
a phone call and he says that he has to
take it. It says it's work. He'll go into a

(38:05):
different room to take it. And I don't know. There's
something about the way that he speaks from the phone.
From what I can hear, it's like he's talking to
a child or something like. I don't you know when
people talk to different people on the phone, you can
kind of tell by their tone, Like if like you're
talking on the phone and you're like, oh, that was
your mom. The tone that he has when he talks

(38:28):
on his phone to these supposed work calls. Doesn't seem
like a work tone.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Well, I'm just trying to figure out, like who is
spending time with this.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Well because of that particular tone, like I said, that's
not a friend tone like that. That's the thing that
makes me think that he's cheating is that he's talking
to somebody on the phone in a in a voice
that is, you know, like not the kind that you
talk to just.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
A work Yeah, I get it, like that kind of
a voice, but not like a child.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Yeah yeah, but like you wouldn't you know. I never
hear him say baby or anything. But it's just I
can't think of a reason why he would be talking
like that to someone on the phone who is supposedly
his work, you know. And I asked him about it.
I'm like, why are you getting all these work phone calls?
And he says, oh, well, like there's a new hire
and they really need a lot of direction. They're always
asking questions and that just yeah, that really isn't These

(39:23):
things aren't all adding up to me.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Okay, we'll figure it out for you.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Then you already told us what grocery store he's a
rewards card membort. So we'll call and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us and his flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
to somebody else. All right, okay, okay, I hope we'll
get your to catch a scheeter next right in the middle,
to catch a cheater if you're just joining us. Ali

(39:49):
is on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend
of four years named Jay might be cheating. So we're
about to call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a Rewards card member at and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flower
deliver from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends us to his girlfriend, Ali or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Ali, why don't you break
down your situation for us again?

Speaker 12 (40:07):
Real quick?

Speaker 5 (40:08):
Okay, So, I think that there's some behavior that my
boyfriend has that is concerning. He has an amount of
money in his savings account that I feel is a
little suspicious, and he's taking a lot of phone calls
and doing a lot of work after hours.

Speaker 10 (40:27):
That I don't know.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
I really can't think of a reason why he'd be
doing this.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Well, and you did hear him talking to somebody That
made it sound like it was kind of an intimate conversation. Yeah,
all right, are you ready for us to call on?

Speaker 5 (40:40):
Yes? Yes, do it?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Hi, this is Corporal calling from I was looking for
our rewards card. Remember name Ja, Hi, Jake, Please don't
hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm
actually calling with the big congratulations here this month's winner.

Speaker 10 (41:05):
Okay, all right? Cool?

Speaker 13 (41:07):
Did I win?

Speaker 10 (41:08):
Something? Was?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
I'm not sure if you're aware, but every single month
we choose one Rewards Card member who gets a free
year from us, and this month is flowers delivered from
our floor apartment. You've just won thirty six long stim
red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a
card to be delivered to anybody that you want with
in the fifty United States, absolutely free.

Speaker 10 (41:24):
You know, I always have luck like this. That's really funny. Yeah,
that's cool, awesome, that's what I need to do.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Well here, it's very simple how it works.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
The first thing I would need to be the first
and the last name of the person you want to
send them to. And then if you want to put
anything on a card, and then we'll get the address.

Speaker 10 (41:40):
Okay, can I do to Can we give it to Crystal?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yes, we could do that. And anything that you would
like to put on a card to Crystal?

Speaker 10 (41:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (41:54):
On the card to we write like something just to
brighten your day, beautiful.

Speaker 10 (41:57):
I'll be over later.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Got it? And now, Jay, I will let you know
that this is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
There is Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victorian, and my
name is Jubal. How are you?

Speaker 5 (42:09):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
It's a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
And we do a segment that's called to Catch a
Teeter where if you think your significant other might be
messing around you see they send flowers to and your
girlfriend Ali is on the phone listening.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, got him, probably wants to know who Crystal is.

Speaker 10 (42:24):
To catch I'm sorry, Hija.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Well I'm confused too. I'm confused as to who Crystal is.
I mean, are really something for going? Really?

Speaker 10 (42:36):
Well, Ellie, what I'm not shooting? You think I'm cheating, cheating.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Please tell me what it could possibly be.

Speaker 10 (42:44):
Ellie, this is a big misunderstanding.

Speaker 15 (42:46):
I'm sorry, this is I promise you I'm not cheating.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Oh no, please tell me how how this is funny?

Speaker 15 (42:58):
Crystal is just a friend of mine who I met
from work. It's not I know, I know it sounds bad.
I promise you, it's not what it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Let's see you later, beautiful. Yeah no, it's not something
that I would send to my coworkers.

Speaker 10 (43:13):
Yeah no, Crystal, she's not a coworker.

Speaker 15 (43:17):
She's a woman that came into work and I've been
helping her outside of work.

Speaker 10 (43:23):
I promise you, I'm not cheating.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Why are you calling her beautiful? Though? I don't think
that that's something that you just casually throw around.

Speaker 15 (43:31):
All right, Okay, I haven't been completely honest or truthful,
but but if you must know, Crystal is a woman
who came in So I work at and I help
a lot of people that come in and need help
with their technology and their photos and everything. And this woman,
Crystal came in, who is eighty five years old, and

(43:55):
asked me to help her digitize some photos that she
had from her family.

Speaker 10 (43:59):
And her husband who had passed, and an.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
Eighty five year old. So you're into Grandma's.

Speaker 10 (44:07):
No, no, no, I'm not. There's nothing romantic happening. I
promise you. She came in. I was helping her with
her photos.

Speaker 15 (44:15):
And she I was very helpful, and she was very sweet,
and she asked if I would be able to come
over and do some odd jobs and some more like
tech stuff because she lives alone.

Speaker 10 (44:27):
Her husband passed, and.

Speaker 15 (44:29):
So I've been going over there on my free time
and doing odd jobs for making a little bit extra cash.

Speaker 10 (44:35):
On the side. I promise you, I'm not interested in her.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
So I don't I don't understand. Is she paying you too?
Is this like a sugar mom coming and saying like,
I don't understand. What what are you doing at this
woman's house? Why is she paying you like just to
help out? It doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 17 (44:55):
I mean, yeah, I guess, I guess kind of that's
what it is. I mean, I mean she is paying
me a lot, and she didn't ask me to take
my shirt off the other day.

Speaker 10 (45:07):
I promise it's not. It's not weird.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I'm not.

Speaker 10 (45:10):
I'm not interested. It's just she's she's sweet. She's older,
she just needs some she lost.

Speaker 15 (45:17):
Her husband, she doesn't have any friends at the nursing home,
and and she's got a lot of money, and she's
got no kids, she's got no one to leave it to.

Speaker 10 (45:25):
So she's insisting that she she helps out. And I
tell her about you, I tell her about us.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Okay, So she asked you to take your shirt off.
What happens when she asks you to do more things?
What is the what is the limit to this situation
you have here?

Speaker 15 (45:42):
There is a fine limit. I told her about you
so many times. It's just I did it to her
get a little rise out of her. She's lonely, she's
not much as not much is going to be happening,
I promise.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Okay, Well, I'm I'm glad that you're laughing about this,
but you've been lying to me about this. I mean,
how long has this been happening? How long have you
been going over there? And why wouldn't you just tell
me you're right?

Speaker 15 (46:10):
I'm sorry I haven't told you. I'm sorry I haven't
been more honest, but I promise you nothing bad's been happening.
It's just I'm trying to save some extra money, right, now,
and I'm kind of didn't.

Speaker 10 (46:22):
Want to tell you.

Speaker 15 (46:23):
I didn't want I didn't want me to be suspicious
or or to worry, or to or for something like
this to happen. I can even show you pictures of her, like,
I promise you nothing's going on. I'll show you the
photos she sent me, photos of herself. You can wait,
not like that, not like that.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Even take your shirt off. I'm taking you a bunch
of money. I mean, this woman's pretty amazing.

Speaker 10 (46:47):
She's very sweet, she's just kind, and she's an.

Speaker 5 (46:51):
Eighty something year old pervert. You do chores with your
shirt off. Why aren't you treating her like the predator
she is.

Speaker 15 (46:59):
I promise you I will not let it cross any
lines or boundaries.

Speaker 10 (47:03):
Like, I really do love you, I really want to.

Speaker 15 (47:06):
Be with you, and I want to spend my life
with you. So I'm doing what I can to.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Prepare for that. Allie, do you want him to keep
doing this?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
I don't even know what to think about this. My
immediate answer is no, No, I don't want him going
around trading up and down with his shirt off.

Speaker 10 (47:23):
That's not what Ellie. But she gave me two thousand
dollars the other day, she.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Bid you two thousand dollars just to talk to her. Yes,
I mean like two thousand dollars to just make an
old lady happy. I mean maybe maybe I could get
on board with this.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
All right, well we'll let you guys figure it out.
But yeah, no, but we need to talk.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
We need to talk.

Speaker 10 (47:51):
Yes, we can talk.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
I want to meet this Crystal.

Speaker 10 (47:55):
You can come over next time, for sure.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
I'm keeping my shirt on though.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
The jewel shows to catch a Cheatah.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
It's time for Nina. What's trending?

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Do you suffer from faufo? We're about to find out
what your faufo status is. Well, just a second, but
before we talk about your faufo. Okay, this is actually
really funny. So ray J and Kim Kardashian they're in
some legal tied up trouble again. Between the two of
them is ray Je the guy post star. Ah, he's

(48:26):
the one that made that family famous.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
Yes, the Coast Star specifically a part of him did
well exactly.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Well, it's crazy because all these years later, Kim and
her mom are suing him for defamation over something that
he had said or at some point. But he's countersuing
and he's claiming in this countersuit that the whole mastermind
behind their Chris their movie wasn't Chris, it was Kim.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Really, Kim is the one that wanted this to happen.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Kim is the one that suggested they do it, and
then of her mother, you know, the freedom to make it.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Do what it did, put it out there. I just
believe that. I believe it too. But also didn't he
give all the video footage back?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
Like he He's like, like, you apologized, but even though
it wasn't him, But like, I mean, but honest, like,
why go after him? I just think that it o're
we are both participating parties in that video, well, and
you both benefited from it.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
If just be suing her for some of the proceeds,
because wow, nice, she really like she profited off of
that video way more than he ever did.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Again ran, but is that entirely her fault?

Speaker 9 (49:39):
Though?

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Like she took it and ran and then she did
a bunch of stuff with it. Ray J, What has
he done that he could have taken He could have
ran farther with it. He just put Kardashian and Chris see,
she took it and she ran the business. Ray Ja
went and ran through the ladies. So I guess you
got to pick what your priorities are. When you're given an.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Opportunity, you imagine you like do and you just like
build an empire.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Yeah, that's it. It's pretty genius. So it's like, why
are you even suing? It's fine, we've already seen all
your goods. Yeah, you wanted us to and we still
do and you're still crushing it.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like, why, what's the need exactly?

Speaker 4 (50:15):
I don't really know, but you gotta love ray j
for I don't know trying to counter sue. I'm sure
it's gonna get thrown out, but it's just an interesting
conversation piece around the whole drama.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
I don't want to cotter su Also, so makes sense, Okay,
I'm glad you relate. Let's see if you relate to this.
Do you have faufo?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
So fofo is another way of saying it's it's another
kind of thing of It's basically one of Fomo's babies.
I was trying to think of like an a liter ration,
but that's not the right word. So Fofo is like Fomo,
but fofo is fear of finding out. So a lot
of times FOFO comes into play when you don't want
to go to the doctor, You don't want to go

(50:56):
get your test results, you don't want to find out
if you're getting fired, when you don't want to get
broken up with, like anything that sounds awful, but you
just don't want to face that.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
You know that somebody wants to break up with you
and need to keep dodging the conversation. Yeah, like you're
just inevitable. You know it's gonna happen, but you're just like.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I got faux. I can't show up. Oh claim photo
save your life. Yeah, I don't know. You said, what's
the other word?

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Well, fo MO is fear of a missing I'm sorry,
different word keeps popping.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
In my head.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
What we're uh, Can I say I don't like mofo?

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Yeah, mofo I can say.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
Okay, I just that sure, But that's what kept hopping
in my head. So I was trying to figure out,
like what I thought it was FOM. I thought it
was that baby.

Speaker 17 (51:41):
I was like.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
So many things, just like you do. I got FO.
I don't have fo FO.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
I don't want to know anything, don't tell me ignorant, blissen,
tell you.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Knowledge an hour.

Speaker 11 (51:53):
But to each they're all, yikes, A dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Hello, Yes, hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Uh yeah, but don't don't say my name because it's
a pretty big, big deal.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Well, I have these new.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Neighbors and they came in and I The only way
I knew them was because one one day, their Amazon
package came to my door accidentally, and then I saw
the name on the package and I realized.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Who it was.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
You guys, this is a girl that I went to
high school with. And she was evil. I mean, she's
a can I say that.

Speaker 5 (52:41):
She's like, she's a major, and.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
She's She's so evil that when we were in high school,
she created this whole rumor and told everybody that I
had chlamydia. And she told everybody, so everybody at school
thought I had She's just evil. So I've just decided
to pick up some of her Amazon packages every now
and then. And she has nice things, you know, like

(53:07):
I have. I now have some Swatsky earrings and they
look good on me, they really do.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
So you've been stealing her packages?

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Well, she doesn't recognize me.

Speaker 10 (53:15):
That's the thing.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
I know who she is.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
I'll never forget my life.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
But she doesn't recognize me because I look totally different
now than I did in high school. But yeah, that's
my secret way.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
It's karma, like in a way you're supposed to have that.
I call it karma other than stealing. But I also
told everybody she had chlamydia. And he's so fair. That's
messed up. That is really messed up.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
So karma.

Speaker 5 (53:38):
Yeah, Paydea's to hell pay that's hell man.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Yeah well haul, yeah, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
On a completely different note, have you guys seen the
former Prime Minister of the UK, Boris Johnson try to
say chat gpt no here listen.

Speaker 18 (53:58):
I love it, use absolutely use chibut, I love, I
love it.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
It's fanky, fantastic.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Chippy's a little kid, yea. The videos of him saying
chat schappy tea viral.

Speaker 18 (54:17):
I love I use absolutely use put oh, I love,
I love I love it churchput.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Is friend chat chippy tea. That's what it sounds like,
you saying you don't come at you with chob t.
I don't want to hear it. What's your dirty little secret,
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