The Full Jubal Show from November 19th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Everybody loves a good Bridezilla's story, right, it's the Jubil Show. Well,
one bride is making headlines today because of something that
she's not allowing at her wedding, and it has half
of the Internet saying she's the most terriblest person in
the world and the other half of the Internet applauding her.
It also has guests of hers saying that there is

(00:21):
no way they're going to attend her wedding. I know
she's probably fine by her when you hear what she's done. Anyway,
who is the lucky woman who gets the honor of
being Bridezilla of the month will tell you right after this.
It's the Jebil Show. Have you seen the Internet today?
It's a Jubile show. If you haven't, don't worry. It's
still a big, huge dumpster fire. Ah. Who is really
lighting up the Internet this morning? A bridezilla is taking

(00:42):
it over today with people calling her the worst person
ever and other people cheering for what does she do?
I'll tell you in a second, but first remember you
can always get the show at the jubilshow dot com.
Anything that you missed you can always check out the
podcast there and all the other stuff. Just go to
the Jebel show dot com. But now, why is one
woman taking over the internet this morning and has almost

(01:03):
everybody angry at her?

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Here's the story. It's a twenty eight year old bride
to be and she has officially earned the internet's crown
as twenty twenty five's most unhinged bridezilla after her now
viral child free wedding manifesto leaked online. It was a
manifesto for their wedding. This taking it real serious. Only
people I've ever known with manifestos are the people that

(01:27):
end up in the news with three names, right, you know, Timothy,
John Joseph. Yeah, it's true. This Bridezilla is posted her
wedding manifesto on her TikTok account and according to sources,
the seventeen point list is titled Rules for a Perfect,

(01:48):
Peaceful and picture ready Wedding seventeen in parentheses. Don't ruin
this for me? Yeah, okay, jan this is her special day.
The list banned anyone under the age of sixteen. Wow, okay,
so no children basically four teenagers. I feel like that's

(02:08):
like pretty old. Yeah, also bends anyone who acts like
a child that's fair. Anyone who brings childlike snacks, okay,
such as goldfish or gummies stock right now, how do
you know my gummies aren't party favors. We're talking about
a bride. He's taking over the internet today with everybody
calling her the worst woman in the world today because
she's not allowing kids at her wedding and posted a

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wedding manifesto with a bunch of rules. Calls up, do
you think kids should be allowed at weddings or not?
Eighty eight three four three one o six one eight
eight eight three four three one o six one. You
can also text us at four one o six one.
But the internet really lost its mind at rule number
nine on her manifesto that said, if you bring a child,
I will assume you're gifting me that child. Now I'll
name it after my dogs. He was obviously a joke.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Okay, that's funny, and it's funny. Maybe people are just
taking her too seriously and she was trying to be like.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Hey, family members say the bride's desire for a child
free wedding got more progressive and more intense. An anonymous
cousin apparently said that at first, she said she didn't
want kids there. Cool, Okay. Then she said the word
child included anyone with a high pitched laugh, and she
banned all juice boxes. Hey, why are you even worried

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about juice boxes at a wedding? Girl, she knows what
she wants and she's telling everyone else about it. Okay,
she's not focused, she's focusing on the wrong things. Worried
about your makeup art is not the juice bot. The
chaos apparently kept going when this bride alleged that her
aunt needed to leave her ninety three year old grandmother
at home because she's too tiny and fragile and she

(03:45):
gives off childlike energy because of it, her ninety three
year old grandma, because you know old people, when they
get old, they kind of go back to being a child.
But her grandma is too childlike to be at the wedding.
Oh my god, that's such a landlake, a milestone for grandma.
She stayed alive long enough to see you.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Get I agree, but I will say I will have
a time where Grandma's got to leave my wedding. Why
because I'm gonna get in trouble if she sees me
dancing a certain way or certain music's playing.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Girl, I'm sorry, Grandma's is my wedding? Stand up to her.
You're an adult now, Oh no, talking about a bride
who's taking over the internet today because she posted a
wedding manifesto with rules on it for the people coming
to her wedding so that they wouldn't ruin it for her.
It included no children and ridiculous things like banning her
ninety three year old grandmother because she's tiny and fragile

(04:32):
and gizz a childlike energy. You guys got hurt. So
Grandma apparently responded and said, tell that girl, I survived
three wars and five husbands. Yes, can't stop me from comping.
Oh Grandma, Hey, Sarah, Yeah, do you think kids should
be allowed at weddings or no?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Okay, so I have to call in because this is
like a pet sieve of mine, But I agree, I
think kids weddings are an adult function. Okay, don't understand why, people,
for what reason in this world? You are bringing your
freaking kids?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
But isn't it a nice family function?

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Well?

Speaker 7 (05:10):
No, no, no, no, no, it's not a family function.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Church is a family function, a reunion is a family function.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
A wedding is about consummation and adult things and open bars,
and people always let their kids run around like banshees
and no one else can enjoy their breaking us.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
You know it's expensive. Weddings are expensive. I support the kid,
ben just because you have to pay for a kid
who's not even They don't care that a wedding's going on,
you know, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:37):
They're not going to be eating the chicken marsala and
I don't want to rip my pantyhose.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
People.

Speaker 8 (05:41):
The same idiots that do this are the same people
that bring their kids to an all inclusive resorts.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
I'm curious.

Speaker 8 (05:51):
I mean, it just doesn't mean, like, like you said,
you're going to be dancing in ways you don't want
Grandma tocy.

Speaker 9 (05:56):
So why in the heck am I going to be
booting someone's kid.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Off the dance floor? Are you married, Sarah?

Speaker 5 (06:01):
I am married?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (06:03):
Children?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh do you do you like to see them? Or no?

Speaker 8 (06:09):
I do, and I like to also have my time
away from them, which is why when you do get
that like rare chance to dress up and address and
go somewhere and sit amongst adults, you don't want to
hear missus Rachel in the background on somebody's freaking phone.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Do you know what I mean? One of the kids
is like the flower kid, you know, Flower Girl. They
walk out and then they're walked out. They're exiteds in
the building. Security will be waiting for you at the doors.
Get out of here, kid. Thanks for carrying that ring, Sarah,
Thank you for your call. It's another jubile phone frame twenties.

Speaker 9 (06:50):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yes, Hello, my name is Ted Davidew and I'm calling
from Liz and I was looking for Rachel, who's having
her purse cleaned with us. Yes, yes, hi, Rachel. I
just need to call you with a quick update on
that handbag if you got a moment.

Speaker 10 (07:07):
Yeah, is it ready?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Well, I'm actually canna let you know that unfortunately, something
that happened and that Louverton purse is dead and that
louver Toon purse is gone. And I'm so sorry about this.

Speaker 10 (07:22):
Okay, what do you mean it's what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
It's dead, is dead and gone. It's is the term
that I use when something has been ruined beyond repair,
and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 10 (07:30):
It's it's very by a ruined. Do you mean that
you ruin it?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well, I personally did not ruin it, but one of
our employees, the one who was cleaning it, seemed to
have not realized that it was a Louverton purse and
somehow had thought that all of the writing on the
outside of it, the l's and the v's and whatnot.
You know, I learn with Tom persons have the well,
I guess you do know, because it's your purse.

Speaker 10 (07:54):
Okay, wait, wait, so one of your employees ruined it?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
How well? So one of our new employees, Treva is
his name. He was cleaning the purse, and I guess
he did not realize that the l's and the v's
on the outside were actually supposed to be there, and
he was able to get it totally clean, and he
got all of the l's and the v's off the purse,
thinking that somebody must have written on it. And I
don't know how he came to that conclusion, honestly, I mean,

(08:18):
it was kind of a boneheaded thing. I mean, but
clean purses all the time. And I was like, you know, Trevor,
I can't believe that you, you know, cleaned off all
the things. And the person near why as well, because
he was he did clean all of the leathers so
much that yeah, oh that this.

Speaker 10 (08:32):
Is a four thousand dollars per correct.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Will I did not know that. I was hoping it
was a face.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
Okay, So no, I'm letting you know it is four
thousand dollars. So if I take it to you all,
I am expressing it clean. If it does not come
out that way, then it will be replaced. Do you understand.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yes, well, I figured you might say that, and I
do want to let you know. I was very upset
with Trevor when I saw that. I had some very
stern words for him. I said, Trevor, now you're not
supposed to do that. I said that straight to him.
I said, what will make you think to clean the
ails and the bees off of that very expensively? With tollebag.
I just want to let you know I did. I did.
I did have some harsh words for you.

Speaker 10 (09:12):
Okay, Okay, I don't care what was said. It needs
to be what is done.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
So here's what I say. That is a bad move.

Speaker 10 (09:22):
Excuse me, I am talking. So if you will not
replace it, then my action will be to go online
and I will blow up the comments about your business
and put you all out of business. Do you understand
you will replace that or you will be out of business.
I am getting you to options. I'm giving you to options.

(09:44):
Either you agree and the next two seconds to replace
my back where in the depth two seconds, I am
going to hang up and I am going to take
this online.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, Well, Rachel, will you do you just hold on
one second?

Speaker 11 (09:59):
Have two.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I'm just I'm going to get you on the phone
with the tick and maybe he can, you know, help
solve your problem. Either you can figure out a way
to fix it or replace it. Can I just place
it on a brief hold?

Speaker 10 (10:13):
I'm really not in the mutual hold?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Please hold? Yeah, Hello, this is Trevor.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Are you kidding, Rachel Trevor.

Speaker 10 (10:26):
So here's what I'm telling you. Either you replace my
bag or I will see you and I will take
this up on nine.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
So, yeah, you understand.

Speaker 12 (10:34):
I'm very sorry about what happened, but I do want
to let you know that I've been fixing the bag
and it will be ready for you to pick up
within the next hour and you will not notice the thing.
I'm so sorry that they called you like early on
that like I was like, hey, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I'll fix it.

Speaker 12 (10:48):
The bug has been totally fixed and it's all good.

Speaker 10 (10:51):
Okay. So when you say it's totally fixed, what do
you mean if you did you or did you not
scrub the lv's off?

Speaker 12 (10:58):
Well, the alvis are there. Know I was able to
take a sharpie and put them on there.

Speaker 10 (11:03):
What you drew on my back with a sharpie? Are
you absolutely out of your mind?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
You know that this is a four thousand Hey, Rachel, Rachel,
this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband set you up.
It's a joke. What it's a joke? He said that
you had your purse being cleaned and it was really
expensive and you want to mess with you?

Speaker 10 (11:28):
Wat What do you mean that this is a joke.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
No, it's a radio show. It's a prank phone call yours.

Speaker 10 (11:36):
I'm literally shake right now. Are you kidding me? Oh
my god, Oh my god. I am about to have
some words with my husband.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Wake up every morning with Jebile phone Franks? It's time
Vernina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
The Cambridge has just announced it's Dictionary's word of the Year,
and it's inspired by Taylor Swifton, Travis Kelsey would but
but I haven't actually heard this word used at all,
so it'll be interesting to see if you guys can
guess what it is when we get to that point.
But first, smart earrings are now a thing. This is
going to be the world's smallest wearable smart device. So

(12:18):
it's exactly what you think it is. It's two hundred
and fifty dollars you put it on your ear. But
it's cool because it can track your sleep, your cycle,
your blood flow.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
That's not what I thought it was. What did you
think it was.

Speaker 13 (12:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (12:29):
I kind of thought it was more of like a
SA tech like kind of like air pods, but earrings,
so that way you like listen to music, you can
hear text messages.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Now this one's like for your health. So it's just
nice tracking you.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
They say because of its location being so close to
your brain, it's actually going to be able to give
you instant insight into how your blood flow affects your energy, focus.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
And mental clarity.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
That is kind of interesting because you can hack yourself
and know how to make yourself the most productive.

Speaker 11 (12:56):
That's kind of cool, I mean kind of I feel like,
I'm not a very my mental clarification tools are not
really there to be in with, So I just wouldn't
want to wear the same mirring all the time. Also,
is it golders at silver? Is it gonna have my jewelry?

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I mean not to do that, girl. But if it's
a diamond, I mean we're cool. We can wear that
any day. You know, you got those diamonds. It's just
that's every day where you get that super back so
it never falls out.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
That's what we're about.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
In other news, we all may be able to have
a new kind of pet in our houses, and research
is saying that raccoons are looking like it's going.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
To be it's a raccoon. No raccoon. Raccoons are evil?
Uh not her raccoon. Hers is really cute and very sweet.
The interesting thing they all have not all double. They
all want to eat you, all of them. They are yours.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
They are very mischievous though if they have like little
masks on. But the weirdest part about all of this
is is the study that's calling raccoons the new pet
is because their faces are starting to evolve and look cuter,
and so the cuter they get, I guess this happened
with like mice and stuff. Over time they started to
look cuter, which makes them more likely to be a
pet or something that you would want in your home.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
The evil changelings physically shape shifters. There's shape shifting into
something cute, so you won't think that they're going to
bite you in your sleep. Maybe we can get into
their house if our faces look different and they're magical,
so they can do that, and then they'll attack you
when you're asleep. They're not going to get anything over
on me. I don't know what you did to raccoons
to make I was tormented by a raccoon for an

(14:28):
entire three years of my life. Are you really yes,
there was this huge raccoon. I used to live in
the back of this guy's house, you know, And every
time I had to walk out of the house to
go to work, I would have to walk down his
little walkway and go out the gate, and there was
always this huge raccoon that would lumber down the street.
It looked like a bear. And every single morning when
I had to leave, it was very early in the morning,

(14:49):
he would always go into the bush right by where
I had to open the gate. Oh no, not like
waiting to attack me. So I always had to like
kick the door open and then jump over where the
wish wasn't running my car. Maybe he just really wanted
to be your friend, wanted to play. And then I
had the other raccoon that stole my slide out of
my house. Well, that's funny. It's funny. Also kind of

(15:13):
on you for leaving your doggy open house. That's funny.
He's like, look, I'm cuteep me. She was like, get
out of here. Oh that's kind of comes and eat
my dog's food in front of him and then just
stares my dog down while he eats the food slowly,
like that's not cool behavior. Yeah, I just let my

(15:34):
dog out, you know, because he'll probably just backhand him
while he eats his food.

Speaker 11 (15:43):
But your dog also, like it's like a bigger kind
of dog, so you think like he would do something.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, pointer, aren't they supposed to be doman Yeah, pincher,
he watches it.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
He watches it happen. He's supposed to be scary. But
I mean, even if he was a huge scary piple,
I wouldnt put him up as the raccoon raccoons have knives.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
They have not.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
I there somewhere they're reaching to their fur with that
little hand and they'll pull out a knife.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I don't trust them, So Jubile's not gonna have a
raccoon anytime soon.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
No.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Meanwhile, they've got a parasocial attachment to them. That's the
word of the year, parasocial. Do you like hi are used?
Parasocial attachment? Parasocial is Cambridge Dictionary's word of the year,
and it's inspired by Taylor and Travis Kelsey because what
it means is it's that one sided bomb that people
form with celebrities or people that they don't really actually
know but.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
They become obsessed with.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
So like Victoria has a parasocial attachment to Taylor Swift,
Oh yeah, not.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Really, I mean kind of, but like that sounds weird.
Tate McCrae, then, oh yeah, you do.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
You do have a para social attachment to her love
Tate McCray And that's okay. It convinced me there's actually
nothing wrong with it. There's just actually a term for
it now, and it's parasocial.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, it just feels weird. So I do feel we're
having own name but also its pair of the two
words again they put together. No, they're a pair rap
p A R A social parasocial.

Speaker 11 (17:01):
That's sounds like bata in Spanish, so like that still
feels like not a word?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Okay, at your parasocial? Can you know placard to park
in a special spot?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Maybe, hey, I'll think it out well, they get asked Cambridge,
I'll send you one at a concert?

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Wait? How fun? Okay? Oh my gosh, I think I
like it. Now that's ostrending. That's not what it means though,
but that's okay.

Speaker 14 (17:21):
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Speaker 1 (17:28):
Trevor is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Ella.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Trevor, how long has it
been since you heard from Ella?

Speaker 2 (17:41):
It's been a couple of months actually, whoa, whoa?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
And you still want to get ahold of her?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
I can't stop thinking about her. What do you guys
want to you know.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
You know the heart wants what it wants. Well, tell
us about your day with Ella.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Look, I'll keep it real simple. You know, we were
kind of just being text the inflarty and stops and
she invites me what to be like game night kind
of situation with their friends, right, and it was super cozy.
There were candles with nax bell. You know, everyone was
in sweats with something really nice. I really enjoyed it,
and you know, I thought I was a gentleman. I

(18:13):
brought out a bottle of wine and my kind of
like funny but chill kind of energy. You guys know
all that goes. That's pretty much it. Yeah, like her
her friends are super nice to me, except this one
guy who kept winning everything like he was born inside
of a deck of unga cars. But that's mid heads up.
I accidentally blurted out one of the answers that I

(18:35):
wasn't supposed to to stay like total rookie move right.
Everyone's boode laughed it off. Okay, chill, but I could
tell Ella looked like, how can I say, like mildly disappointed,
Like I broke some I don't know, some sacred board
game code. I accidentally did it twice. I'm so stupid, but.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Happened, probably feeling like the guy I brought to game nights,
the one that's going to ruin.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Game now, right, I know, But listen, none of us
are getting out of this thing alive anyways, you know,
have a laugh and move on. I don't really like
I felt find it felt chill, you know, getting back
to laughing, sitting close, we're all cozy, you know, her
knee was touching, mind and all that, and I left
thinking sweet game night boyfriend material. Yeah, yeah, like and

(19:24):
then that's the part, well, listen, that's the part I'm
confused about. Like, after that done, the radio silence, nothing.
I texted her the next morning, nothing, And I truthfully,
I still can't figure out what it is, Like did
I embarrass her? But what the hell happened? Do her
friends not like me?

Speaker 15 (19:41):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I just don't get it.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, that does feel weird.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
So yeah, and I thought, okay, you know, she just
didn't work out. It's not meant to be, so hopefully
I thought I would have moved on from it, but
I just can't. I'm still thinking about.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Her, and I feel it over a month and you're
still thinking about it?

Speaker 11 (19:58):
Yeah, when you're she was giving you radio silence. So
did you think about like, oh, let me just try
texting like hey.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
What's up?

Speaker 16 (20:05):
Well?

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I did, but that's what I'm saying. She didn't respond
to me, like she she ghasted me.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Okay, So do you think it's uh, you blurting out
the thing at the board game that's the reason she's
ghosting you.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I mean, I think that's a dumb reason to go someone,
But sure, that's the situation I have that came to mind.
That could be a reason.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Do they take games really serious? Like? Was that did
it feel like high competitive level?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Not even because like her friends were laughing, it was
just her. She just looked bugged out of nowhere.

Speaker 9 (20:36):
And yes, I guess it would.

Speaker 16 (20:40):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
All right, Well, we'll see what it is. We'll play us.
I'll come back and then call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe get
you a second date. Okay, all right, we'll get your
first day follow up next.

Speaker 17 (20:53):
Friend.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
The middle of your first day follow up, if you're
just joining us, Trevor is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by Ella. So in a second we're gonna
call her and see if she's why she's ghosting him,
and maybe get him a second date. But before we
do that, Trevor, why don't you refresh our memory about
your date real quick?

Speaker 9 (21:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Pretty much. I'll keep it real simple. I went out
on this date with this girl called Adela. I really
liked her. I went out of her house. I went
to her house. We had a nice little game night
with her friends, cozy the snacks and stuff, and I
kind of maybe I've heard it out a couple of answers.
I shouldn't have blurted out and maybe spoiled half of
the game. But hey, everybody else was laughing. She's the

(21:28):
only one who seemed bothered by it, and that's it.
I texted her the next morning. I haven't heard from her, ghosted,
and I want to really try to reach out to her.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
That it has been over a month. All right, you
ready for us to call her?

Speaker 16 (21:38):
Go for it?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I speak to Ella. Please?

Speaker 6 (21:54):
This is she?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Hey Ella? How are you? This is a radio show.
It's called the Jubil Show. Hi, Ella Anina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and my name is She.

Speaker 9 (22:00):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (22:00):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (22:01):
Hi? I'm good? This is cool. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Listen to the show? I do, yes, sweet, thank you.
Have you ever heard a first a follow up before?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Greatly. How excited would you be to know if I
was calling you because of that?

Speaker 9 (22:20):
I would be a little.

Speaker 16 (22:24):
You know.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's the second where if you go on a date
with somebody and you end up ghosting them, they can
email us to get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them, And we got an email about you, Ella.
You want to take a guess.

Speaker 15 (22:37):
Oh, okay, I don't know that I ghosted anyone recently.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
I mean, you got on any date with anybody and
just like didn't talk to him again.

Speaker 15 (22:48):
I mean, yes, I've definitely done that. But the last
day I went on was Josh.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
But I don't think that.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
I think that was a.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Auala okay ghost at each other. It's not Josh. And
it has been a while since this date and it
came back to like over a month ago, over.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
A month ago game night, Oh my gosh, this is
where t Yes.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Trevor emailed us told us all about your dates, that
he really liked you, he's been thinking about you for
over a month and you ghosted him and he wants
to know, why would you mind telling us?

Speaker 15 (23:26):
Oh my goshmir Okay, yeah, I will tell you about it.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Okay.

Speaker 18 (23:35):
It was really weird.

Speaker 17 (23:36):
Honestly, we were at this game night, right, it's my
friend's house, and he keeps referring to my friend's dog.

Speaker 18 (23:44):
And he's like, hey, little dude.

Speaker 17 (23:46):
He says it like fifty times, little dude, it's not
a dog.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
What is that?

Speaker 18 (23:53):
It's a spirit.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Thought it was a dog. These are so cute.

Speaker 17 (23:59):
I know they are so cute, but they're very different
than dogs, and he was seeing it like a dog.
He was like petting it and saying, oh, what a
cute little puppy.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
He thought that fare it was a dog. Yes, did
you corry?

Speaker 18 (24:15):
I don't know that it necessarily was like it's a ferret.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
I feel like it was like self explanatory. It's one
thing to like, oh.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
He's calling the fair to dog hahaha.

Speaker 17 (24:26):
But he was trying to feed it, and fair to
have really sensitive tummies, and I felt.

Speaker 18 (24:33):
Like I was being like really.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Clear, like hey, don't feed it, and he just kept
coming back to like, isch a.

Speaker 10 (24:39):
Cute little dude, you need eat?

Speaker 18 (24:41):
Like it was so odd. Tod like why was he
doing this puppy boys all nights like one thing.

Speaker 17 (24:47):
Like when you first see the animal, but all night,
and like my friends are watching the whole thing, and
oh it was.

Speaker 18 (24:54):
Just so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay, so the ferret that he thought was a dog
is the reason that he goes to Yes, my.

Speaker 17 (25:01):
Friend even pulled me aside and was like, hey, can
you get this guy to stop?

Speaker 6 (25:06):
And I asked him and he was just he choky, Yeah,
puts me in.

Speaker 18 (25:12):
An awkward position, and so I was like, I don't.

Speaker 15 (25:14):
Want to go out with someone who doesn't have any
social cues.

Speaker 17 (25:17):
Honestly, I can't recognize a fare from a dog.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
All right, Well, thank you for telling us why you're
ghosting him?

Speaker 6 (25:27):
Yeah of course.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Well I don't know if you forgot or not, but
Trevor is on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
Oh yeah, I definitely.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Okay, hello, Yeah, that is absolutely ridiculous. It has spur.
I thought it was a dog. Oh my god, I'm sorry.

Speaker 18 (25:49):
It was a fair. It's like a pool noodle with teeth.

Speaker 15 (25:53):
I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
And so you just don't want to see me anymore
because of that. I mean, look, I was enjoying my time.
If it bothered you so much, why didn't you just
tell me that it was a faren I just.

Speaker 18 (26:07):
Assumed you wouldn't know. I didn't want to make you
feel stupid.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Well, you're making me feel stupid now.

Speaker 6 (26:14):
Well I an't the one who called into a radio
show about a dog ferret.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I called about you because I missed you, and I
have had a good time with you.

Speaker 9 (26:22):
I want to see you again, Carol.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
We went on one date, and.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
We can go on a second date if you get
over this whole dog farre thing. Look, I can work
on it. It takes a second for me to go
to a dog park and work on my dog's body
and capability. Well, you're gonna.

Speaker 18 (26:40):
Bring flashcards to the dog park.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
If that's what it takes to get a second l
a date, I'm in.

Speaker 18 (26:49):
That's very sweet.

Speaker 17 (26:51):
But why would I want to go out with someone
who doesn't know what a dog and a fair it is?

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Well, because he knows now, like less learn, it's not
going to happen again. Ferrits are ferreits.

Speaker 16 (27:02):
Dogs are dogs.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Like I get it now, Trevor.

Speaker 18 (27:06):
I don't want to have to be your teacher. You
should have learned that in the fifth grade.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Well you're my teacher anyways, because you're teaching me now
and I learned better late than ever.

Speaker 17 (27:15):
Right, Trevor, you're hot, but maybe a little more life
experience before you can try to bond with another speed.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Ella, would you like another day? Whichevor will pay for it?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Not yet, Ella, Ella, they just offered a free date.
If you don't want to go, I'll go off with
the ferret.

Speaker 16 (27:36):
But I need that.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
I want a free date.

Speaker 18 (27:40):
Let's say you only run it because of Tree.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, I don't want it because it's free.

Speaker 9 (27:44):
I mean, yeah, of course that's too, but it's because
it's with you.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Man.

Speaker 9 (27:47):
You gets are between you and your Ferreit.

Speaker 14 (27:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
It's kind of hard to.

Speaker 9 (27:50):
Please you guys.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
And why am I liking it? Why am I turned on?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Right now?

Speaker 16 (27:57):
Ella?

Speaker 9 (27:57):
Did you see what you just did?

Speaker 16 (27:59):
You just pract to laugh.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
People don't like people don't do that. I don't laugh
when I don't like someone in front of me.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
I was just laughing because it was ridiculous for you said.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
See when you said that, you were smiling. I can
hear it. I just saw you, and you're smiling right now.
It's see you come on Ella one more day. I
promise you no animal species will be mixed up. What
do you think, Ella, As long as you don't go
to a zoo, I'm.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
In really wow Wow, Okay, well Trevor, congratulations, you got
another date. There you go. Persistence pays off.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 16 (28:34):
Ella.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
I'll be seeing you soon and not at the zoo.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Seo Juble's first.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Date follow good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 19 (28:45):
I'm gonna tall at a large black coffee large black coss.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Large means event. Yeah, that's the biggest funny that.

Speaker 19 (28:54):
Venty is large is twenty Yeah, large is large. Fact,
ple is large and grande is Spanish for large. Vanti's
the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the
only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus
Victoria your chance to take on our own Victoria. Ramire
is at a game of trivia for Louis Thomlinson tickets.
So call us up if you want to play. Eight
eight eight three four three one o six one eight
eight eight three four three one O six one. You
can also d m us at the Jebel Show or
go to the jewbelshow dot com if you think that

(29:31):
you can crush Victoria's hopes under the mighty heel of
your superior intellect, turning her correct answers to dust and
stomping off holding the trivia of trop Me of Trivia
high over your head while Victoria clings to your ankles
being drugged through the sands of defeat. Are you a
little bit?

Speaker 11 (29:49):
But yeah, defeat us.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I just kind of see you're getting dragged away. Yeah,
when I stomp off with the trivia over there, the
trophy over there. All right, if you want to play,
you verse Victoria, we'll play right after this. It's didubal show?

Speaker 15 (30:06):
What amly some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 17 (30:13):
It was like, why am I even listening to you
to begin with your virgin who can't drive?

Speaker 1 (30:19):
It's almost there's time. I'm sorry, very confused right now,
just in general, the studio, our studio is so hot,
it really is right now, like I'm sweating. I'm in
a wife beat right now to take off my sweatshirt
because it's so hot. Yeah, the layers are coming on. Yeah, no,
it happened anyway. It's sign for America's favorite trivia game,
You versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez

(30:40):
in a game of trivia for Louis Thomlinson tickets. And
if you want to play, calls up right now eight
eight eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one six one. Normally we screen
phone calls, you know. When we call it ask you
to call up to play in between the song that's playing,
you know, after we say we're gonna play you for
Victoria coming up. The studio has been so hot that

(31:01):
I think everybody's brain is melting. Yeah, we forgot to
do that. So if you call right now, you just
get through eight eight eight three four three one eight
eight eight three four three one o six one, and
you can play Victoria.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
And Louis Tomlinson tickets. But also you'll get crushed by me.
What am I saying?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
When I don't know? Do you feel confident to here?
What's up? I've had a good mount coffee, but I
cass he's an app Oh balance, let's see who this is? Hello?
So you will show.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Hey, can I play at trivia?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Absolutely? What's your name? You crushed in trivia?

Speaker 9 (31:33):
My name is Nick. Nick?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
All right, sweet Nick? Are you ready to take on
Victoria's sweet? All right, here we go. You have thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win.

Speaker 9 (31:47):
Okay, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
This is going to be a train wreck. By the way,
the studio is seriously so hot, like you're sweating in here,
and so I don't know, Victoria's brain is probably fried
more than normal. So Nick, where to do our best?
Wherever you are? I'm sure it's more comfortable than where
we're at right now. Well, here we go.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Your thirty seconds starts. Now, what is the term for
a piece of music? For one performer or instrument?

Speaker 9 (32:16):
I don't know. Path?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Which ocean borders the East coast of the United States? Oh?

Speaker 9 (32:21):
Solo?

Speaker 16 (32:22):
Which?

Speaker 15 (32:22):
What?

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Which ocean borders the east coast of the United States? Atlantic?
Which farm animal gives us? Wool gives us?

Speaker 9 (32:32):
What? A sheep?

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Sure or false? Flying squirrels cannot actually fly?

Speaker 16 (32:38):
Fall?

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Okay, I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio, and while she's getting settled and putting her
headphones on, Nick, can you name all eight of Santa's
reindeer Ooh.

Speaker 9 (32:52):
Dancer, Prancer, Rudolph.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
No, I can't, no here, Victoria, can you name all
eight of Santa's reindeer Rudolph Bulitzin. You don't know the
song I'm dasher on Dancer on sure, Dancer Brancer. It's
a trick question. There's nine reindeer. Oh, there is nice Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen,

(33:17):
comic Cubi, Donner Blitzen, and of course, how could you
forget the most famous reindeer of all, Rudolf. Technically, yeah,
I need is here. Wait, but I want to point
out as someone.

Speaker 11 (33:34):
Who really likes to be outside in like in one
hundred degree weather. You were so traumatic a minute, took
your sweatshirt off, and you're like, I'm sweating out here
right now.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I like hot weather outside, not stuffy. The a C
Is pumping weird humid hot air for some reason.

Speaker 14 (33:54):
Inside it is weirdly humid too. Yeah, it is like yeah,
jewbels tattoos are fully exposed, Yes they are. It is sticky,
engrossing here.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Anyway, sorry, Nick, thanks for listening to us. Great venting Victoria.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
You don't know when, just say pass and you have
to be Nick outright to when? And Nick you can
tell sticky Vicky when to go?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Kay?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Really? Why? Oh she's taking it off? What is the
term for a piece of music for one performer or instrument? Uh?
What is a piece of a sheet? Sheet of music?
Which ocean borders the east coast of the United States? Yeggs? Atlantic?

(34:45):
Which farm animal gives us wool? It might be Pacific? Uh?

Speaker 16 (34:49):
Sheep?

Speaker 1 (34:49):
True or false? Yes, I'm sorry? True or false? Flying
squirrels cannot actually fly? True?

Speaker 11 (34:57):
They glide? Who is known as the king of football? Oh, yikes,
give me a second, Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Uh, let's send it over so soccer messy, that's a
better question. Send it over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard, our social media producer, Yabby. So,
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 20 (35:20):
I got a little distracted Nick when you were going
because Jubile was like fanning himself dramatically.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
He got he got three? Did he get three?

Speaker 5 (35:29):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
He got three?

Speaker 20 (35:30):
But I wasn't sure. All right, so Nick got three
and Victoria also got three.

Speaker 9 (35:34):
Whoa Nick?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
That means your way for gratulations, So Ty goes to you.
Good job, man. So you got Louie Thomas and tickets
just for playing too?

Speaker 9 (35:45):
Right on?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yeah, all right, let's get the answers now we need Oh,
thank you, have a great day. A term of music
that thank you.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
A piece of music for one performer or instrument is
called a solo the Atlantic.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Are you serious? That's not right?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
The term for a piece of music for one performer
or instrument that sheet music.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
A piece of music.

Speaker 20 (36:08):
You should say the sound and I'm thinking like pieces
crazy hill to die?

Speaker 21 (36:12):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Well, the Atlantic Ocean borders the East Coast. Sheep are
the animals that give us wool. It is true. Squirrels
cannot fly by glide?

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Yeah they be?

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Then?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Am I saying it right? Pet Pele is the king
of football? Really? Yeah? I'm lost? Nick, congratulations and thank
you for playing man. When are you found?

Speaker 16 (36:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Well, play you versu story at the same time every
single weekday morning. Maybe you want to play just DM
less at the Jubile show or go to the jebelshow
dot com. It's time to catch a Cheater. Only on
the Jubil Show. Mike is on the phone today for
to catch a Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend
of two years, Christina, might be messing around. So we'll
see if we can help mountain a second when we

(36:57):
call her and try to find out if she is cheating. Mike,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
but why do you think Christina might be cheating?

Speaker 9 (37:02):
Tell you, guys, thank you. I'm kind of a mess
over this. I really appreciate it and kind of helped
you give me. So me and Chris we've been together
about two years and we've lived together for about a
year and it's.

Speaker 16 (37:16):
Great most of the time.

Speaker 9 (37:18):
You know, we fight like any other couple, but to
be honest, they give in usually because my parents fought
like crazy and that ended in a really bad divorce
when I was younger. So I don't want to deal
with anything like that. And she's a great woman and
I want to She's always wanted to go to the Bahamas. Okay,
so I work hard. I've got a good job, but

(37:40):
I wanted to make some extra money and I have
one part time job and then a fence told me
about how we doordashed, and I would stood money and
it's not too difficult. So I started doing that and
it's true, it has been it's been great, like it's
kind of fun to be honest with you. And so
the other night last week, I got a car, I

(38:01):
got a job where I had to bring a pizza
to a hotel. And when I made the delivery, you
know they don't you go right upstairs and they used
to us by now. And I knock on the door
and the guy opens the door and he takes a pizza,
and I hear a woman's voice on the inside go,
oh great, I'm hungry and forty perfect timing, and I

(38:24):
swear it was Christina.

Speaker 16 (38:26):
I swear it was her voice.

Speaker 9 (38:29):
And I almost turned around and went back in and
knocked on the door. But what if I'm wrong, right,
what if it's not her? I look like an idiot,
And who knows how that could blow up?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Where did she tell you she was that night?

Speaker 16 (38:42):
You know she works nights a lot.

Speaker 9 (38:45):
You know, she's in public relations and they have events
and convention centers even hotel sometimes you know, the conference
room and stuff like that. It's not odds for her
to not not be around at night, and I don't
know what to think.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
For that moment.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Did you have any idea in your head or feeling
that something was going on?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
No?

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Not really, No, it's really been great. That's why I
want to get her this trip to the Bahamas so
badly because I'm in love. But I'm totally in love
and I don't want to I don't want to accuse
her of anything, right, I don't, But I'm at the
point but talking with my boys about it, and it's like,
I got to know, it's kind of no, I can't

(39:26):
just keep going on like this.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Did you ask her about anything else? Like is she
spending more time with friends?

Speaker 9 (39:33):
Like?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Is she being weird towards you? Intimately?

Speaker 16 (39:37):
Like this?

Speaker 9 (39:38):
This was weird because that night I brought food home
with me and she actually.

Speaker 16 (39:43):
Said, no, I'm good. I had peeps that at work.

Speaker 9 (39:46):
Oh okay, literally like a one to two punch, right, Yeah,
I'm kind of sitting in the summits driving home and
I just moved here, so, you know, just like kind
of felt like a fresh start, you know, after haven't
been through another break up not too long ago, really, right,
a few years back, and I figured this was going

(40:07):
to be great, and then this out of nowhere, it
feels like to me really really thoughkens were going.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Well, we'll see if we can help you out. You
already told us what grocery store she's a Rewards Card
member at, So we'll call, pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, one of
our Rewards Card members gets a free gift from us,
and it's flowers delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll
see if she sends those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 16 (40:27):
Okay, okay, that's a good way to do it.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
All right, we'll plays on come back and get you
to catch a Cheater next. If you just joined us
for Today's to Catch a Cheater. Mike is on the
phone and Mike thinks that his girlfriend of two years,
Nam Christina, might be cheating. So we're about to call
her and pretend to be from the grocery store that
she's a Rewards Card member at, and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets

(40:51):
a free gift from us, and its flowers delivered from
our Florida department, and we'll see if she sends those
to her boyfriend Mike or to somebody else. The first Mike, wy,
don't you break down your situation for us again real quick?

Speaker 9 (41:02):
I was delivered a pizza one night doing part time
job for door Dash to try to save money to
bring my beloved girlfriend on her dream trip to the Bahamas,
and I could swear I heard her voice in the
hotel room after a guy answered the door, saying, oh great,
I'm hungry and forty.

Speaker 16 (41:19):
Perfect time.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Okay, he says, Bob, I mean a lot of people.
But yeah, all right, Mike, are you ready for us
to call her? Yes, sir, Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,

(41:40):
this is Corporal calling from I was looking for our
rewards card member named Christina.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Uh, this is she.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Hi, Christina, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with
a big congrats and thank you very much for being
such a loyal customer. You're this most big winner. Okay,
every single we choose one rewards member who gets a
free gift from us, just our way of saying thank you.
You've just won thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy or chocolates, and a card to be

(42:09):
delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's a
three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 6 (42:14):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
All I would need from you is ready to go
to the first and last name of the person you
want to send them to. Anything that you might want
to put on the card and the address, and then
we'll be good to go.

Speaker 15 (42:26):
Okay, let's send them to Danny.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Got it? Okay? And do you want to put anything
on a card to Danny?

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (42:38):
Okay, So I feel like we've like a card message.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
Yeah, yeah, why don't we say.

Speaker 18 (42:46):
Sorry about the extra room charges?

Speaker 15 (42:50):
We got messy?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
What can I say?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Okay? I won't ask any questions, but that's.

Speaker 16 (42:57):
What I got. Yeah, I knew it? Can it? Christina?
I literally cannot believe.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
This, Christina. This is the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.

Speaker 9 (43:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Hi, I'm Nina Victoria and my name is Jubel And
that's your boyfriend Mike.

Speaker 9 (43:15):
Wait go ahead, Christina, nobody what what?

Speaker 16 (43:18):
What are you going to say? You got a little messy?

Speaker 6 (43:22):
Wait? Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
On the show Christina called to catch a cheater wherever
you think your significant other might be messing around? You
see who they send flowers to.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
So okay, well what you think I mind cheating on
you girl?

Speaker 9 (43:37):
You're a big girl. Go ahead, talk talk, go ahead.
Explain what you just said. You got a little messy
in a hotel with another guy.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
It was about an event. I don't even know what
are you doing right now? I don't like this job.

Speaker 22 (43:53):
I work in pr We work really late. This is
literally I was I told you that we had an
event last month, and that Danny I worked with Danny.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
What.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
Yeah, okay, there was no event at the hotel Christina.

Speaker 16 (44:07):
I checked. It was dead.

Speaker 9 (44:09):
And not only that, the front desk guy said it
was a slow night.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
Okay, well what are you talking about? You know what?

Speaker 9 (44:17):
What am I laughing about?

Speaker 16 (44:19):
What am I talking about?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
What you tell me?

Speaker 6 (44:21):
What the hell you're saying right now?

Speaker 16 (44:24):
Oh? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (44:25):
And then Canadian bacon and pineapple on a pizza?

Speaker 18 (44:29):
What else?

Speaker 16 (44:30):
What is that?

Speaker 9 (44:31):
And why was there only one fig If it's for
an event, if it's for your pole workers, as you
like to say, whole.

Speaker 16 (44:37):
Work is my end.

Speaker 9 (44:39):
Okay, you've got nothing to say, right, You've got nothing
to do.

Speaker 22 (44:42):
I think I think that we can talk about this
not on the radio, Like this is crazy.

Speaker 9 (44:49):
Okay, great, so let's talk about it later if you like.
But why not right now?

Speaker 16 (44:53):
What are you afraid of?

Speaker 6 (44:55):
I'm not afraid of anything.

Speaker 9 (44:56):
This is cool.

Speaker 22 (44:57):
This is in fact that you literally called the radio
you should to try and frame me for cheating on you,
like this is this.

Speaker 9 (45:03):
Is I don't know what I should do, Pristina.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
But did you Christina? Did you cheat on him?

Speaker 22 (45:10):
I didn't cheat on you.

Speaker 6 (45:21):
What does cheating even mean?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
You know? Like where? Okay, so there was a line
potentially crossed, is what you're saying.

Speaker 22 (45:29):
There was maybe about her cross but it's not like
it was a big deal, Like it really wasn't anything.

Speaker 9 (45:33):
And honestly, really really it wasn't a big I should
have listened to my brother.

Speaker 16 (45:37):
I swear I should have listened to my brother. I'm
you're amazing.

Speaker 9 (45:45):
What do you want to what do you want to.

Speaker 17 (45:49):
See?

Speaker 6 (45:49):
I mean, why listen?

Speaker 22 (45:53):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
We can talk about it.

Speaker 22 (45:55):
It happened one time, and like it's not that big
a deal, Like.

Speaker 9 (46:00):
I really, you're like Meryl Streep, You're amazing.

Speaker 16 (46:03):
You're really amazing.

Speaker 10 (46:05):
You play like who okay, you want to model?

Speaker 9 (46:10):
So you kidding me. Guys, I think gonna be pretty
nice right now. That's this is why I wanted to
do it in front of people, because I knew if
it was in front of your friends or if we
were by ourselves, you're just gonna deny it and you're
gonna turn it into something.

Speaker 16 (46:23):
Else like you're trying to do right now.

Speaker 6 (46:25):
I am you saying that this is insane behavior?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Well, you just said that you cheated, but it's not
a big deal. That feels same to me.

Speaker 9 (46:33):
Listen, sweetheart, behavior, I'm telling you right now. Ye, I'm sorry.

Speaker 18 (46:39):
Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (46:41):
You're wanna be sorry in your own apartment when you
get home, pack your bags and be out.

Speaker 16 (46:47):
Be gone.

Speaker 9 (46:48):
I'm gonna stay by my brothers for a couple of nights,
and when I come back, I don't want you there.

Speaker 16 (46:52):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (46:53):
The least is in my name.

Speaker 16 (46:55):
You understand.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Oh wow, he's just kicking out.

Speaker 16 (46:59):
Wow giving But I'm giving you time. I'm giving you time.
You can take a couple of days. You have my number.

Speaker 9 (47:06):
You just text me and tell me when you're done.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
I had no idea that you were so judgmental.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
I see one time and the.

Speaker 16 (47:15):
Guys me.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
So you know.

Speaker 9 (47:22):
Let me just tell you, I got thousands of dollars
saved up to take you to the Bahamas, and I
can't wait to find someone else to bring to the
Bahamas instead of you.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
Wow, really the Bahamas? You know how much I wanted
to go to the Bahamas?

Speaker 16 (47:37):
Oh? I do? I do. That's why this will be
so much fun.

Speaker 9 (47:42):
Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you had.

Speaker 16 (47:44):
A pizza with everything on top? Your boy?

Speaker 9 (47:49):
Why your friend? The list is kind of cute. They
just should want to come to the Bahamas.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Okay, you're disgusting.

Speaker 14 (48:00):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater, the whole idea
is to share recipes like go back and forth tag
each other.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Did you not see my video that I posted to
start this? I did, but you didn't bring any in
for us? So I liked it and then I walked
aroun on social media because she didn't bring in soup?
Is that I like that? That's what happened last week
when we checking with the show. A lot of drama
around soup taking my eggs. More soup drama you'll find
out today when we check in with the Jewel Show
and see what's going on in our lives. Right after this,

(48:30):
it's the Jewel Show again, your fell and if you
do everyone a little, the biggest gift would be from me,

(48:54):
and the car detached would say thank you. Every iconic
show has their wacky cash of characters, and the Jubil
Show is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show with
your drunken Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister,
Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the quirky neighbor
kid who peers through our window from time to time
to ask you for alpaca wool Smith can rehearse slam

(49:16):
poetry in our living room. Our social media producer Gabby Hello, Hello,
And the newest member of the show, the Hip Divorce,
who loves his tracksuits and his college ade's daughter, Our
new producer Freeze. Hey, Hello, Hello, there's me. I'm Jewbil
and this is the Jubil Show and this is the
time week where we check in and see what's going

(49:38):
on in our lives. And Nina with some of you
this week said hip divorce. There.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Oh man, I wasn't ready for that, but okay, yay,
welcome Freeze, Thank you you guys. I'm attracted to somebody
I have never been attracted to before. Do tell it
is crazy. So I've been rewatching stranger Things to get
ready for season five.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
David Harper Jim HOPPERU.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
If you watch the show, the guy that plays Jim Hopper,
he's any dad, He's not. Yeah, he's the dad, and
he's like not your normal, like, oh dang, you're hot.
But it's like every stage of Hopper, I'm like super
into all of a sudden and I get a glow
up and he's the four but it's like not even
like his looks. It's just like Jim Hopper is the
guy that handles it. He makes sure he protects you
from Dema Gorgans. He's out here making sure that you

(50:27):
know no kids are left behind.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
He's fighting with fire.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Like he has an answer for everything, and he's just
like this tortured soul but he can just handle for everything,
and you can tell he's got a big heart.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
So it's like it's a character.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I get that, but it's these traits that I'm finding
myself really attracted to you.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
So you're trying to find your real life.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Jim Harper Jim Hopper, Popper, Yeah, the guy that just
says I can and takes care of you.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
That is what I want. So watching shot to do this,
I can.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Ye, not like that exactly, like know what I want
or like know what I mean? You know, sure, Android, No,
it's real anyway, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
It's been making me feel weird and really excited to
watch strange of things every day. That's wow. Victoria with
some of you this week.

Speaker 11 (51:16):
I gave him a heart attack this morning, and I
because I was freaking out. Inde, Mama, heart attack, yes,
and mind you it's because like it was like at
four o'clock in the morning. But I started freaking out
because I thought I was losing my memory already, and
I mean, I'm.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Only twenty five, Like that's supposed to come like later
in life, I thought.

Speaker 11 (51:32):
But I started getting really scared because I got.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
A voice message or a voicemail on.

Speaker 11 (51:37):
My phone this morning. I got my car being stolen.
I was like, oh my gosh, I don't remember my
car being stolen, and apparently it got stolen twenty twenty four,
and so I freaked out and I was like, oh
my gosh, I'm with my memory. Then I called my
mom and I was like, Mom, I don't remember my.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Car being stolen. She goes, did your car get stolen?
I was like, no, But in twenty twenty four, like
I got a message saying call at four o'clock in
the morning from you, being like I would be more concerned,
less concerned about your memory for everyone, like what is
my daughter on c four o'clock in the morning. I
just realized that I remember my car being stolen a
few years ago. I remember that.

Speaker 11 (52:07):
It did sound like I was on something. I promise
I wasn't. But I was really freaking out because this
voicemail that I got, and then I realized, I think it's.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Just the wrong number. Do you check like an old voicemail?

Speaker 11 (52:17):
Oh no, I got one uh this morning and it
was from a guy saying that the guy who stole
my car just said that I let him borrow it.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
And so I was freaking out.

Speaker 11 (52:27):
Going like, oh my gosh, could I get my car too?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
One in my car gets stolen? Did they find your car?

Speaker 16 (52:31):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
In twenty twenty four, I think they did because I
haven't now. Oh hell, what Twilight's done? I got twos
maybe now our two cards. I had to go to
this guy's hearing but yeah, oh look, it's our social
media producer, Gabby Stob'm by Gabby. What's up with you
this week? Hey? I yeah, I've been crying a lot.

(52:52):
I'm eight months.

Speaker 20 (52:53):
Pregnant, and yeah, I just everything makes me cry now.
It's it's pretty insane. I went to say good night
to my dog last night, and I don't know why.
I went to tuck him in, and when he like
looked up and he saw me, he kind of did
like a sleepy little tail wag and I was like, like,

(53:15):
your tail, would you see me?

Speaker 9 (53:16):
Like?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
So sleep's son. So it is so weird.

Speaker 20 (53:23):
I also cried the other day about how my belly button.

Speaker 14 (53:25):
Looks so weird.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Why are we crying about our belly button?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
It used to be so cute.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
I know you're excited to welcome in your new baby
child to the world, But on a scale of one
to ten, how would you rate pregnancy? Oh? I don't
know for for me, Like ten is ten the best? Yes?

Speaker 20 (53:50):
For me, I would say probably like a three. I mean,
I haven't really enjoyed a whole lot of it.

Speaker 14 (53:57):
It's not accurate, to be honest, it seems like it
would not be that enjoyable I know that the process
and everything is beautiful, but yeah, it seems like it
would not be enjoyable.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I get a little bloated and I'm upset. Yeah, yactly.

Speaker 20 (54:08):
And don't get me wrong, I'm very grateful, extremely grateful,
very excited, but wow, it is hard.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
You don't even have to push anything out. Jubila prettyser
freezers up with you for me.

Speaker 23 (54:21):
I just moved into town, and so last weekend was
my first weekend in my new apartment, which I loved.
And then Monday, I came to work for the first time,
drove here and looked up drive through baristas and came
up to the window and looked over and there was
a naked woman giving me my coffee. And I was

(54:42):
blown away by that. That's new to me and a
great way to be welcome to a new city.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I owned a coffee place where they're wearing little or.

Speaker 23 (54:51):
Nothing, basically nothing and eye level okay, so elevated eye level.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
It was very awkward. This was I'll say.

Speaker 23 (55:03):
I'm a big Dutch Brothers fan, and I went looking
for Dutch Brothers and there was nothing around and I
was looking for drive through. I found the nearest drive
through was like three miles away and had no idea where.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Like, well, if I can't have some Swedish brothers, yeah, bikini.
It was very awkward, very awkward. Well, some of me
this week is I'm a little bit of a trendset.
Everybody knows that. I wanted to put some people onto
something that is out there that's really cool and you
should totally check out. I don't know if anybody has

(55:34):
ever heard of these guys before. They're called the Jonas
Brothers and they have a Christmas special out of Very
Jonas Christmas. I've never been into The Jonas Brothers, Like,
I don't know much about them, you know, other than
the bonus Jonas that's my dude, right, But I also
I don't really know much about them other than that.
But my girlfriend wanted to watch The Very Jonas Christmas
and I was like, sure, I'll check it out. By

(55:55):
the end of it though, I'm sold. I get what
Those guys are so likable. The movie is great, by
the way, check it out out, Disney. I don't know, Yeah, Disney,
you want a movie to watch for the Holidays, The
Very Jonas Christmas is very good. Also, I want to
figure out how to be adopted into that family. I
want to be. I want to be a Jonas brother.
After watching it, those guys are dopey, very likable, very funny,

(56:19):
you know. Yeah, so I want to I'm thinking that
maybe one of them will adopt me, and then I
could be the oldest Jonas. So there's the you know,
the bonus Jonas. I could be the oldest Jonas well.
So I'm thinking one of them want to adopt me, right, what, Yeah,
he's the oldest one. Kevin, Nick, Joe, and Frankie is

(56:41):
the bonus I know. Now I'm into it, man, I'm
a Joe. Yeah. Yeah. But they don't have any sons,
like they all have daughters, you know, and so I'm like,
they probably want a son. One of them could adopt me.
But I don't want Nick to adopt me because he's
he's like to put together. I feel like he'd be
too strict of a dad. He doesn't you would have
you'd have to get to bed on time with that dude. Yeah,

(57:03):
for your dad then Joe, Yeah, dude likes the Party's
scary about it. Joe's the kind of guy that would
walk in on you and you'd have a joint your room,
and you'd be like, all right, man, let me sit
you down and teach you how to do this. You know,
so I think maybe I want him to be my dad.
So basically I decided that I want Joe Jonas to
be my dad. You know, it's very possible. I think
you just need to hit him up, you know, my god,

(57:23):
the day after Jubil walks in, he goes but youoray,
don't worry. Are you looked it up? They're not dating
in real life. I was like Joe Jonas's love interests
on the movie or Jonas Christmas. Yeah. I was like, oh, well,
because all their other partners are in are these two datings?
So I spent way too long going down the rabbit
hole if he was dating the girl that he's love
interest is in the movie and they're not, by the way,

(57:43):
don't worry about it. They're not. It's a real story. Yeah,
movie ry Jonas Christmas. It's like acted like fully like
a real movie.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
I don't know why. I was just picturing like a
concert with Christmas songs, but yeah, come on, and this
is a Christmas classic.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Yeah the jon Brother. Yeah, it's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
The pickup line may I Meet you is trending big time.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
But may I meet you?

Speaker 3 (58:09):
So you hear that there's an origin story to it, Well,
it's actually pretty funny. I'm gonna tell you the origin
story too, may I meet you, because you may be
hearing it a lot more in the streets in just
a minute. But first, Martha Stewart, she's really doing it.
I gotta give Martha Stewart a lot of credit, Like
she is definitely icon level.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
She is in her nineties. Now I think she's that old.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Holy she's she's gotta be eighty late and he's double
check my words.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
But anyway, she looks great.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Eighty four eighty four, I round it up, so appreciated.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Yeah, but she loves good.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
But she's just ninety even for eighty four, are you
kidding me?

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Does Yeah, I didn't think she was eighty four. I
think she was that old.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Now you do a deep dive and if you look
at younger Martha Stewart, she was so hot and like
she's still hot.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
She just does show you crafting man, keep you young,
that's so true.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Or or you have friends like doctor Drey and Snoop
Dog So she's just teamed up with those two to
create cocktails for their new liquor or. I guess it's
not liquor, but for not new I mean for their
liquor brands. So she's creating this whole like thing of cocktails.
She's already got one called Watermelly, which of course is
you know, watermelon with the liquor. But their brand is

(59:25):
called still g I n like it's it's a gin brand.
So she's doing all this fun stuff and making drinks
with with jin. I mean, that's what keeps you young.
She just keeps playing.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Come out with her own line of Pruno is liquor
that prison inmate make. Oh that's not what I was
thinking she should though, because you know she was probably
making that when she was in prison. What are you make?
It probably really good, like with what she honestly as
Martha Stewart.

Speaker 11 (59:52):
If it wasn't good and I was like her prisonmate,
like there, I'd be like, come on, Martha store, you're
Martha Stewart.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
It's like fermented fruits and stuff like that is they
put in their bag. It's really gross. If you've ever
had it, it's disgusting. Wait, you have it in Do
you only have it in jail? Like, is that where
you haven't I've had friends that have been in jail,
you haven't in prison before, and they've made it before
because it's like, dude, you know, when someone's locked up
for a long time, they start to like that stuff.
So I wanted to try it, and I'm like, this
is disgusting. But how do you get alcohol into it?

Speaker 23 (01:00:19):
For men couples and stuff like that. You let it
sit long enough.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
You put it in like a bag that's somewhere where
it's hot and moist. It's really gross.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Yeah, it's hot and moist and all right, you're making
it sound real.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Well, Martha Stewart probably makes a mean Pruno.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Yay, if anybody could. If anybody could, it would definitely
be her. Speaking of making things or Pruno or whatever.
Lifestyle trends things you're trying to get ready for when
people come visit you at your house. We're already looking
forward to twenty twenty six and what the new lifestyle
trends are going to be has already kind of made
a hit. So we've talked about how Grandma hobbies and

(01:00:56):
Grandma core has been trending. So that is predicted to
continue in twenty twenty six. Majong the Game is also
predicted to be big in twenty twenty six. I love
this because I have an app it's the Majong game,
So anytime I'm just sitting somewhere idly, I just play it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
It's so fun. I like it. It's so fun. What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
And a lot of like Grandma's play it, But Majong
is cool. I guess Grandma Core again. But yeah, it's
a cool game is fun. I don't know what game
that is. I know either, It's like, I.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Don't know how you describe I don't know how to
describe it. It's kind it's kind of like Domino's but
not that sounds gay.

Speaker 17 (01:01:28):
Is it like?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Is it a game they play in crazy Rigasions? Yes? Yeah,
that game seemed fun. I don't know how to play
it where they spin they spin them all around?

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Yes, yeah, you collect them and then put them back
and yeah, it's kind of like a match game all
this kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
It's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
People are looking into dancing again, and the reason why
this is big is because they want to do more
than the fifteen second dance trends on TikTok. They want
to learn full blown dance routines. So twenty twenty six,
dance routines are back. That's exciting.

Speaker 11 (01:01:54):
But so at the end of twenty five, let's focus
on the end of five.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Got two months ago.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
I mean, we're basically there, so you might as well
just start totally prepare yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
For what's kind of ballroom dancing, no, like dancing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
I don't know if you ever would teach yourself dances
and music videos from back in the day, like me
and my friends would study and like watch them on
repeat and you learn the whole music video like Britney
Spears and like all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 19 (01:02:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
No, yeah, And I never did that, so a lot
more than just the like TikTok dancing. Oh okay, you know,
I was just thinking they were like going to ballroom
dancing classes and they're gonna be busting that out eight.
That's why I like, because you just bob your head
up and there. Yeah, okay, And lastly, may I meet you?
Is trending.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Big time billionaire Bill Ackerman has gone viral with this
advice that he gave on x SO.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
He tweeted it out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
He was like, Hey, you know, I just wanted to
give you guys some advice about something that used to
work in my life when I was younger. Anytime I
approached a woman, I would say, may I meet you?
And he said he never got turned down and it
always was a yes, very serious.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:02:55):
That sounds like it reminded when you asked to go
to the bathroom when you were younger and they're teaching
and be like, I don't know can you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
And yes I can.

Speaker 13 (01:03:03):
Then I'm just gonna go. It's like, yeah, like that's
what it gives me. Like the vibes of hey, I
meet you was just the rich dudes A hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
what's your name?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Yeah, it's not going to be any different. Yeah, it's
seeing the DM saying may I meet you and I
don't know you. It's just the same reaction as he.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I like the A better Hey, I like that. That's fun.
But that is what's trended Jewbles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, hey,
you have a dirty little secret? I do sweet? What
is it?

Speaker 18 (01:03:37):
Okay?

Speaker 21 (01:03:38):
Here goes kind of a whopper. My dirty little secret
is that A long time ago? My brother and I
met this We were like hanging at a bar with
some friends and met this girl like totally into her,
talking chavender up and we were like hitting it off,
and my brother, who was like never cares if somebody

(01:03:58):
else is talking to a girl, like just like moved
in and he started talking to her. Long story short,
like they ended up getting married.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Tell your girl that night and I got married to her.

Speaker 18 (01:04:13):
Married.

Speaker 21 (01:04:13):
But on his wedding night, like everybody was like kind
of a wild party and he passed out like in
like a floating thing on the pool. But like I
kind of like confessed my feelings for her and actually
ended up like in bed with her that night.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
On her wedding night. Thought that would be a good
idea to tess your feelings.

Speaker 21 (01:04:32):
Then it was not planned like good idea, Like it
just kind of poured out.

Speaker 9 (01:04:42):
Way.

Speaker 21 (01:04:43):
She swore me to secrecy obviously, so nobody knows.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Wait, oh my god, you're living your very own the summer,
I turn pretty moment. Are you Connor or Jeremiah?

Speaker 21 (01:04:55):
Oh my gosh, so.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Was it awkward when you guys see each other?

Speaker 15 (01:04:59):
Now?

Speaker 9 (01:04:59):
Well?

Speaker 21 (01:05:00):
Oh she got pregnant, like well after that, oh well
that was my first thought. I was like I don't know,
and it actually turns out that it's mine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Oh does your brother knows?

Speaker 16 (01:05:17):
No?

Speaker 21 (01:05:17):
No, no, no, no, no one knows, Like my family
would just own me.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Likes how old is the kid now?

Speaker 21 (01:05:24):
He's like almost a year.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Oh so you're the best uncle ever.

Speaker 21 (01:05:32):
I mean, it's nice that I'm around him, like, but
it is definitely weird and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Like not as old as Yeah. Is that the only
time you guys been together?

Speaker 21 (01:05:44):
Yes, that was the only time except for like maybe
like two times last year.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
All right, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. Good luck, got it, guy, what's your dirty
little secret at

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