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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have conspiracy theories, but my conspiracy theories are so
low rent.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I can't even hang out with.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The actual conspiracy theorists because they don't want to entertain
my notions. I'm like the Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer
a conspiracy theories. They're all in the clubhouse and the
corner going over the real stuff, like of course the
moonlanding was faked because we had to beat Russia during
the Cold War up there, no matter what the costs.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
And I try and jump in like yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And I think that Trader Joe's is making their parking
lots too small on.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Purpose just so they seem more popular than they really are.
That the mob killed Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And I think that expiration dates on food are just
a conspiracy by Craft in the FDA to get you
to buy condiments before you need to.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And there's a list going viral of everyday conspiracy theories
that are out there that you might not have heard
of that might blow your mind, and one of them
is that Trader Joe's makes their parking lots small on
purpose to make them seem more popular than they really are.
That's the true spiracy theory. That's out there.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
That's super smart. Just like clubs.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
If there's a line out the door, then people want
to go, and if there's not, nobody cares. Trader Joe's
is the club of all grocery stores.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
What I mean, we're talking conspiracies.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You gott a leap, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
It makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
There's a list going viral of everyday conspiracy theories that
are out there that you might not have ever heard of,
and you may have fallen victim too, And one of
them includes Starbucks. We'll tell you which that one is
in the second. But here's another everyday conspiracy theory you
might not have heard of that. PETA is control controlled
opposition run by the meat industry designed to make animal
(01:39):
rights activists look bad about chips.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Wait can you put that in English?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
PETA is basically controlled by the meat industry in order
to make animal rights activists look crazy so that people
don't believe them so they can keep making meat or
why I just you don't make meat, but you know,
you know, oh, to.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Make them be extremists so people are like, oh, we were.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Like, yeah, animal rights activists are all crazy. Whatever, I'm
gonna eat meat still, I can totally see that being
a thing.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I like that one. I like that one.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
And it's funny because you could do that and most
of the people in Peter wouldn't know that, like they're
just and then like the leadership is just like you
should do something crazy. It'd be crazy if you threw
some soup on a picture. Those climate people do that.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
But you know what well, I mean soup could go
on a fur coat.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, soup on a fur coat for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Another everyday conspiracy theory. You might not have heard and
I might not have heard of her guarding Disney. The
reason Disney came out with a movie called Frozen. I
love that movie was actually so that when you googled
Disney Frozen you would get information on the movie and
not the website talking about Walt Disney's body being frozen.
(02:46):
That would be genius if true. I could see that
also being a thing.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I think there's actually some truth to that.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Who are the people that came up with this? Because
I need to know you, But not only that, that's
an amazing movie.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
So the fact that that's just like like a conspiracy
theory that like came from Let's just find a way
to not have them.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Look up Walt Disney being frozen. You got a good
movie out of it. Man, So it doesn't really matter
if people know that Walt Disney is frozen.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I know, I guess there was some drama about, you know,
because because it's not his whole body that's frozen, supposedly,
it's it's just his head.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Wait what, he's not the first person to do that.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
No, I know, but you.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
Know, wait, so we actually think that people who have
their heads frozen?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You do, yeah, head frozen?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Ye, so we do for science and so they can
bring back their consciousness.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Okay, this is con.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
This is real.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I think till he's like a he's a Hall of
Fame baseball player MLB player, but when he died, he
had his head frozen so that they could bring him
back one day.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Where so all these heads are just in a freezer
in the back somewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
If it's a company that does this that freezes the heads,
I think they keep him out of walking into McDonald somewhere. Yeah,
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Closet.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Here's another conspiracy theory that's out there that you might
not have heard of, and I believe this one that
Big Bread paid Toaster manufacturers to put in it put
settings too high on toasters so people burn their toast
on purpose. So they sell more bread.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Big bets, big bread. This is what we're calling the
bread companies, big.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Big bread, multi billion dollar corporation.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's pretty big.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, I just think a big farm, a big bread.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
They're out here agies.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Yeah, that's smart though, so annoying.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh, I like when my toast is crispy. But yeah,
you gotta get it just right. You got to watch
it the whole time. That's stressful.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Here's another conspiracy theory that's out there they might not
have heard of that cops go on ways and leave
notes about random police sidings to cause people to slow
down without actually having to stay and check on people.
If they don't do that, they should be going.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
That's really smart.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Most of the time when it says there's a cop there,
I don't see it. I never see the cop.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
But wouldn't that screw the cop over though, because they're
supposed to give out the tickets.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
No, their drummers to serve to keep people safe, not
to give out tickets.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Maybe this is a conspiracy then, because I always heard
when it's close to the end of the month. You
always see cops on the street because they have a
certain amount of tickets they're supposed to give out every
month for speeding.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, the quota is not real. If you ask the
police to be they don't have.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
A quota the police. Okay, I would ask the police department,
wouldn't they.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Real?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, But when they have mentioned the goals that they
might have, they're usually annual goals. By the way, it's
not like a business. It's not like a monthly quarterly thing.
It's like an annual thing because that's when all the
statistics come out.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I mean, I appreciate the protection. I'm just curious either way,
that would be gee. I think that one's real. I
think cops do go on ways and leave notes about
random police sighting. I never see a police officer whenever
it says there is one.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I report objects on the road sometimes when there's no reason.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Wait, what we are the ultimate troll in life.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I never see those either.
Speaker 9 (05:51):
World.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh God, driving in front of me all the.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Time, driving me like object on the road on your phone.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And then it giggles to himself.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I go, he does that.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
There's like nothing all the round. But mind you, he
will stop.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Driving just to tell you there's something on the road,
a serious shut it down.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
This is so on brand troll Central.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
The number one everyday conspiracy theory that's out there that
people are shocked about is Starbucks baristas are told to
purposely misspell customers names. Why why so that people will
post photos on social media of their Starbucks cup with
the wrong name on it, providing free advertising?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Whoa authority that that conspiracy is true?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Why would you put who cares?
Speaker 10 (06:41):
Like?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Why do you post that? Because it's funny. It's like, oh,
my name's Nina, but you just called me nine.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Have you never seen a post like that? Victoria.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Now there's like hundreds of thousands of people posting like,
oh my gosh, they spelled my name wrong, and it's
just amy.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
They do some very easy names wrong. So I would
say that is definitely it's another jubile phone frame Mornings
on the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name is Pete Deakins.
I'm calling from dot com. I was looking for Marco.
(07:21):
I just wanted to get a quick customer satisfaction survey
from you of some of the tours that you took
in Italy.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Oh yeah, this is Marco. Yeah, no, we're looking forward
to that. We're we're really excited about our trip.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, let me look at maybe I've got my records
wrong here, because I'm calling to uh I just to
get to see if I could get a customer satisfaction
survey of the tours that you already took in Italy.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
Well, our trip is coming up. We haven't taken it yet,
but I mean we're ignited, is it.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'm sorry, Well, I've got here that you you booked
a tour at the Leaning Tower of Petz Pisa. Sorry
it's not Pizza St. Peter's Basilica and the Duomo. You
got those tours? Yeah? Were they good? Did you enjoy them?
Speaker 9 (08:12):
I'm a little confused here because the way you keep saying.
I don't know if you heard any but we haven't
taken a vacation yet.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah you did, you did.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
No, No, our vacation is not for another like month
and a half or so.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
No shows here. It was all booked and you took
the trip just a few days ago.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
We booked the trip a few days ago. Are you
hearing me?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Okay, oh, you may be confused. Yeah, so, I don't
know if you read the fine print or not. But
we are a virtual vacation website. So when you were
clicking on the pictures, and that's the vacation. So I
just want to see if you had fun, if you
liked it, what your experience was.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Wait, wait, wait, I'm confused. You said when we clicked
it that was the thing that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yes, yeah, you spent four hours doing all kinds of
things in Italy the other day. So I just wanted
to see him make sure it was fun for you.
If there's anything you would change about our virtual vacation system.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
He's saying that it's a virtual thing that we took it.
Hang on, I'm sorry, did you what do you mean
by virtual tour? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's sort of like a vacation in your mind if
you think about it, so you can take a break
out of the daily grind and just spend a few
hours going around Italy.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Dude, I don't know. I don't know what you're talking
about about virtual This was I'm trying to go to Italy.
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
This is like a four hours No, I didn't, I
did not go to Italy. Question for you on line
and I booked.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
So when you were looking at the pictures online of
the places that you went in Italy, did you.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Not I'm looking at the pictures of the places that
I want to go see in Italy.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well you did see them.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
No, I didn't see them.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I saw them.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I saw a picture of them.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, so basically you were there.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
No, it's not I was. Basically I was there. I
went online to see what I want to do in
Italy with my girl. We're trying to plan a trip.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And you went on a fabulous vacation.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
No you I didn't take any vacation. You guys are
ripping me off, stealing my money.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, we didn't really steal any money from you. You
gave it to us, and you did go to Italy.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
I didn't go to Italy. Don't you know how vacations work?
Are you moron? Have you ever left your dumb little cubicle?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, but I go on vacations all the time through
my website. I just look on there and I look
at the pictures, and I'm there and then and then
I get back to work.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
I want my four thousand dollars back right now.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Unfortunately, all vacations are non refundable. How about this, Marco,
Maybe I can make this better for you. What if
we offer you a trip to Spain this afternoon for
two hundred fifty dollars.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
No, I don't want to click on a bunch of
dumb pictures of Spain on my computer for two hundred
dollars as well. Dude, you know what do you this
whole website?
Speaker 11 (11:20):
Give me my four thousand dollars.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Now you're laughing at me. What do you want?
Speaker 11 (11:25):
Now?
Speaker 9 (11:25):
You think it is funny because work hard for the
money and you're trying to scam people.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
This is actually the money. This is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your girlfriend set you up. Do you mean it's a joke.
Your girlfriend said that you guys just booked a trip
to Italy and she wanted to mess with you. It's
a joke.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Yeah, so this is where is she? I don't understand
where's she at?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I have no idea. She just wanted me to do
a prank phone call on you.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
The prank. Yes, I'll tell you who's not going to Italy?
Now that's my girlfriend? After that drank?
Speaker 12 (12:00):
Oh, my gosh, wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
We say mornings on the twenty about three minutes and
we'll give you everything you need to know for the day.
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Well with everybody traveling, it's really important to know what
you can and cannot bring on your flight, specifically food.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
WHOA, so thank you TSA letting us know.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I know I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Saying you can't bring foods. I'm saying which ones can you?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
You can?
Speaker 13 (12:24):
I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
I I'm not sure you did either, but the TSA
does have a reminder for us.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
You'll be okay, Victoria.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
You can still bring pizza, cake, donuts, and cooked meats
if you really feel like it, even a lobster if
it's wrapped up correctly. Meats, well, you could probably do
raw meats. They're still solid as long as they're still
a solid where. However, if you're into soft cheeses, gravies.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Bread, I don't go anywhere without a couple of Ratti
bones nowhere, Okay, is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
T bones and gravy.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yep, Well, you can't have a gallon of gravy.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
They always pour my gravy out.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
They should because it still has to follow the three
point four ounce roll. So if you got gravy, you
got ranch, you have anything like that, you need to
make sure it's still in a travel size.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And if you had to have ranch with these so bad,
you poured it in a thing just under the limit,
so you don't have.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
To imagine it. I'm gonna go get a three point four.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I was just thinking that way about hot sauce.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I was like, you know what, I should just have
that in my back, like not the baby tabascos because
those are gone after like half of a survey.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Yeah you Beyonce and Hillary, put that hot sauce in
your bag.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
What you consider like a jiffy peanut butter because it
has a good amount of oil in it, so like
it's kind of liquid.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
But every time I try to take peanut butter through security,
they've thrown.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
It out because if you take peanut butter and.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Raw te bones, things sounded like a joke and He's like, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Every time I tried to take peanut butter through then,
I used.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
To take peanut butter with me everywhere I went for
a lot of time with.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
The spoon for the gains, don't you know.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
But yeah, it's for real.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I'm super unbothered by like your meathead.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
So listen up, Jiffy, you can now make more money
by selling ten dollars three point four ounce versions of your.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Peanut my gosh.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Actually yes, because it would count as like a soft cheese, right,
So yeah, you can't do that.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
So just remember, just had a visual of peanut butter
and soft cheese.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
It's not good.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Actually, it sounds delicious. It's like it's like a It's
like a peanut butter cheesecake, you.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Cheese and peanut butter together, delicious.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Cheese, great peanut butter with cheese, nasty crust.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Just put a little bit of honey on top of
all of that. It's delicious. I'm like a lot of
three point four ounces.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
This is how we find out Nina is pregnant.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
No, that's my normal craving.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Just wait until what they are when I am pregnant.
Speaker 13 (15:00):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Not too okay.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
She wants to connect with how she got here.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Speaking of the future, there's this guy. He's a bitcoin
rich futurist. His name's Herbert, so His plan is to
create real world X Men within five years. He's pouring
cash into this thing called the Neurochip, so Neurochip dot com.
It's active if you want to look at it, but
it's a startup. It's all about this helmet that reads
brain waves and converts them into computer commands. So his
(15:27):
whole idea is that they'll will be I guess, I
don't know. He's talking about like the Terminator and then
like other X Men type superhuman people like Wolverine.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Like, can you sign up to like get one of
these things done, because like, I think it'd be kind
of cool. I turned into like the Girls All Blue.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
No, I think I don't have Apparently he's citing this
like research where they in Japan they were using animal
human embryos to do this research and have hybrids, so
there would be super they're calling them super powered transhumans,
and they're expecting them to appear by twenty thirty. Some
people this is a bunch of boloney. Other people are
preparing I want to sign up.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I'm going to say this.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
He's way behind, because Zuckerberg already mentioned that in two
years he's going to have a helmet that you wear
that like it whatever you the mouse is where you
think the mouse should be.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's dope.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
And your eyes are yeah, your eyes everything is so
Zuckerberg already has the helmet.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
But what if your brain is one of those brains
like Victorious that goes all over the place, like that
mouse would just like not be anywhere.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh yeah, may be too bad.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
You can't catch him.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Try to catch him. Try anybody with a d D
like Natoria and myself would be like, do that mouse.
You're never going to be able to find it.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Just a constant screen of like a Google thing that's
just constantly searching random stuff in the bottom right corner.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, the computer can never actually load anything fully.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Maybe that's a way for us to actually see inside
the brain.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Yeah, right away, we'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
That could be you. That is what's trending.
Speaker 15 (17:07):
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Speaker 2 (17:14):
Jenna is on the phone today for our first Date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Luca.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But first, Jenna, how long has it
been since you heard from Luca?
Speaker 11 (17:28):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (17:28):
It has been a week. I haven't heard anything in
a week.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
That's usually the spot where everybody starts to panic a
little bit. How many times did you reach out to
him in that time?
Speaker 13 (17:39):
Probably like once a day, you know. I just usually
send him photos.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
Of my dog because he that's how we met.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
Our dog totally hit it off, and at first I
was getting like a little bit of feedback and now
just nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Okay, Well let's talk about the date.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Then.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
Well we met as a dog park. Well actually our
dogs met first.
Speaker 13 (18:05):
His goldendoodle literally tackled my pug beans and it felt
meant to be.
Speaker 11 (18:12):
And we ended up grabbing coffee.
Speaker 13 (18:13):
After and I got a lavender oat milk latte obviously,
and the he got like black drip coffee.
Speaker 11 (18:23):
So I was like, okay, edgy, Yeah. And then so
we sat on this cute patio outside and we just
talked for like two hours about astrology, about.
Speaker 16 (18:41):
Oat milk conspiracies, about.
Speaker 13 (18:43):
His tattoo that he swears is the moon but it
totally is.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Okay, Wait has tattoo he says isn't the moon, but
it is.
Speaker 13 (18:54):
Yeah, he was trying to say it was like some
other I don't even like, some other edge kind of
niche thing.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
But I was like, that's literally a moon.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Oh So it's like when people are like that's an
artistoke and you're like, no, the tattoo on my neck
is a lotus flower.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
But so yeah, okay.
Speaker 13 (19:14):
And at one point he literally watched me parallel park
and he didn't even he didn't even judge.
Speaker 16 (19:20):
So I feel like that's intimacy.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh yeah, I mean in a way, okay, and you
feel comfortable.
Speaker 13 (19:28):
Yeah, absolutely, it felt so comfortable and so natural.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Well then what could have gone wrong?
Speaker 13 (19:35):
I I truly don't know.
Speaker 16 (19:39):
At one point, he wiped oat.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
Milk foam off of my nose with his finger and
he licked it.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
It just made me feel like he was really into me.
Speaker 13 (19:48):
Like I don't know how else to interpret that, Like
it feels like he's he's into me.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
He was into it.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I didn't lick it off your nose.
Speaker 13 (19:55):
No, he he wiped it off his finger and then
licked it off of his finger.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Still, I'm like, yeah, for sure, i'd be a little
weird now if you liked it straight off the.
Speaker 16 (20:08):
And yeah, he said.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
At one point of the day, he said, you're really
calling to.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
Be around, Like that's not the friend zone, Like that's
future wife in a linen dress.
Speaker 16 (20:19):
Energy.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, so what do you think the thing is? Well,
why do you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 9 (20:24):
Well?
Speaker 13 (20:24):
Okay, so when he when he wiped the oatmealk off
of my nose, I leaned in to kiss his nose.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
I just he licks the foam off off my nose
or with his finger.
Speaker 13 (20:38):
I just thought it was only right to balance it
with like a romantic, like little nose peck. In the moment,
it felt really romantic. But but the way he reacted
was was shocked.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Really what did he do?
Speaker 11 (20:53):
We laughed about it? What about how stilly it was?
I thought I was embarrassed, but I thought we were
back on track.
Speaker 16 (21:00):
But maybe he's still thinking about it. I hope not.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I'm thinking about it. Okay, any think maybe it was
the nose kiss that did it.
Speaker 13 (21:14):
That's the only thing I can think of, because other
than that, we really vibed.
Speaker 16 (21:19):
We really did.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Did you use tongue on his no French kiss? Okay,
that goes too far. I feel better about that then, Okay,
all right, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. Will play a song, come back, and then
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghosting you and maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll get your first day follow up, next first.
Speaker 15 (21:42):
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Speaker 2 (21:49):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
and if you're just joining us, Jenna is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
a second date if she's still wants one. But before
we do that, Jenna, why don't you break down your
date for us again real quick.
Speaker 11 (22:04):
Well, our dogs got to meet cute in the park.
Speaker 13 (22:07):
We hit it off the absolutely vibe, so we went
to get coffee and talked for like two hours about
everything under the sun, really, and.
Speaker 11 (22:16):
He the craziest part is that he like, I.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
Had oatmelt foam on my nose and he wiped it
off with his finger and licked it. And I think
I'm getting ghosted. So I'm just confused.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Because that would be like I'm into you moment. I'm
not licking foam off in my finger if I don't
like you exactly.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
And you think you might be getting ghosted because at
the end of the day you kissed his nose to
balance the nose action.
Speaker 13 (22:42):
At the there was one awkward moment. I was trying
to roll with the whole like kissing the nose thing,
and so I kissed his nose and it was awkward,
but well we laughed it off, led it off, and
so I'm hoping it I'm hoping it's not that.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
But that's the only thing.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I can what bass his nose action like that's fla
not a lot of days dates, first dates, I have
no zac. All right, you're ready for us to call him? Yeah, okay,
here we go. Hell, hi, man, I speak to Luca. Please.
(23:29):
This is this Hey Luca, how are you? This is
a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi Luca.
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm and my name is Jebel. How
are you? What's up?
Speaker 8 (23:39):
I'm alright?
Speaker 6 (23:39):
So the three you guys, Yeah you listened to the
show ever, Yeah, yeah, I've.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Listened to you guys before. I mean, it's just kind
of weird that you guys are calling me, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Sure, Yeah, well we're calling you today because we got
an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Okay, a good email or like a bed like what
kind of email.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, it's a great email. Actually, But we do a
segment called the first ad follow Up. That's where if
you go out on a date with somebody and then
you end up ghosting them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're
ghosting them. Okay, so we got an email about you
from somebody that you're ghosting.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Okay, you know that would be I mean, I got
a guess. I got a guess.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Take a guess.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
I mean Jenna, the lavender latte girl.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yes it is Jenna. Yeah, you can tell us why
you're ghosting her.
Speaker 17 (24:35):
I mean, she was just she's just kind of weird,
you know, like I mean, I mean, be unique, fine,
you know, but like she brought a crystal to the
coffee date, Like she's like a little amethyst instead on
the table.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Set need to charge. Then she proceeded to give me
like a twelve minute speech about how she and her
dog are twin souls. Oh, you know, like okay, she
asked me if I ever felt emotionally manipulated by her
coffee order, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Mostly manipulated by her coffee order. What does that mean? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (25:10):
Yeah, that was a conversation starter.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Yeah yeah, great, yeah, mindsighted, but that's nice. What's up, Jenneral?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
I was just.
Speaker 13 (25:25):
Being authentic, but you literally said that you wanted someone
grounded and real.
Speaker 11 (25:30):
So I showed a reel you.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
You asked the barista if the oak milk had been
vibe checked, like there's a.
Speaker 16 (25:37):
Lot mercury was acting weird energy matters.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
I mean you also tried to stage the table, you know,
like it was.
Speaker 16 (25:47):
It was palacento.
Speaker 11 (25:49):
I was protecting our connection.
Speaker 16 (25:51):
I just slightly lightly burned it.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
Jenn Listen, you're super interesting, You're funny. But did you
notice that I barely said two words about myself?
Speaker 10 (26:05):
What?
Speaker 16 (26:06):
No, Well, we had like a great flow.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Listen. You had a monologue, right, I know about your
dog's dreams, your third eye chakra. You're playing abandonment issues.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
What about me?
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Did you even know that I'm an engineer?
Speaker 11 (26:23):
Oh, you're an engineer.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
That's cool, that's dope.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So I guess that's didn't know. You didn't know that, No,
I didn't.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Yeah, that's that's because we never got to meet In
the conversation. It was just I mean, you don't know
that I moved here where I moved from, or that
I just simply don't believe in the chakras and the
crystals and all this.
Speaker 16 (26:50):
You just moved here from where.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I don't think that's the point, Jenna.
Speaker 16 (26:56):
Okay, I'm sorry for being in tune with myself.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Wow, I'm not trying to knock it all right, Like,
you know, I just felt you weren't really open to
who I am. You know, you were interviewing me for
a vibe check, like you wonder to see if we
are vibes match, and that's it.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
I thought that we clicked.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
I mean, you're not. You're not boring, all right, I'll
give you that.
Speaker 13 (27:22):
Well, okay, what if we try again and maybe we
do something quieter, like a walk with the dogs and
no talking about past lives.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Would you like.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Another day with Jenna? Will pay for it?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Listen, Jenna, I think you're a lot of things, but
just maybe not my thing. Okay, Like you're cool, but
I don't think so.
Speaker 16 (27:47):
Just admit it.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
You vibed more with my dog than me.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent. Your dog is chill like
I love the dog.
Speaker 16 (27:56):
That's because he's us grounded, unlike some people.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Can I go on a second date with just a dog?
Is that cool?
Speaker 13 (28:09):
I mean no, we're inseparable. He gets separation anxiety. I
couldn't just give you that.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I think he was joking.
Speaker 13 (28:16):
But oh, okay, well then I mean, yeah, sure, okay.
Speaker 16 (28:25):
Jubile's first day follow up?
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
It is why am I even listening to?
Speaker 11 (28:36):
To begin with your virgin who can't dry?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for post Malone tickets today, and let's
meet our contestant for you verus Victoria. Adam was up, Adam,
how are you?
Speaker 16 (28:54):
Good man? Excited to be here?
Speaker 11 (28:56):
Ready to play?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Slightly nervous, but I have fright.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
So do I, Adam, And you know what, I'm on
a winning streak, so.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Oh man, oh man, I'm even more nervous.
Speaker 12 (29:10):
Now you're nailing the sarcast I'm here for you, okay,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And while
she's leaving, Adam, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
All right, you sound calm, cool and collected.
Speaker 16 (29:40):
I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's what I can do. All right, here we go.
Victoria's out of the studio, and Adam, your time starts.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Now what natural satellite orbits the Earth?
Speaker 10 (29:56):
The International Space Station?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
And what sport would you perform? A dunk.
Speaker 16 (30:03):
Basketball?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
What language is primarily spoken in the netherlandsh Dutch? What
is the name of the tool used to measure temperature.
Speaker 11 (30:15):
Thermometer?
Speaker 5 (30:16):
What's the tallest animal in the world. Which famous scientist
is known for the laws of planetary motion?
Speaker 11 (30:25):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (30:27):
Newton?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Got that? Anyone? Bring Victoria back into the studio. And
while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on and stuff,
here's a question for you, Adam. You've just been cursed
by a mediocre witch. What mildly annoying thing happens to
you forever.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
I need constantly.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Yeah, okay, well, jokes on the witch because those sneezes
are like what like an eighth.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Or something of an orgasm.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
That's what happens when you do with the mediocre witch.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
My first thought was like random pink eye.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
All right, here we go, Victoria, thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you were cursed by
a mediocre witch, Victoria, what would happen to you?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
I would say like I would run into like doors
a lot or I trip a lot.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
But I can't do that anyways, so I don't.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
I don't curse, I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Probably yeah, all right, here we go thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and you have to beat Adam outright
to win, and Adam you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
All right, ready, set go?
Speaker 5 (31:45):
What natural satellite orbits the earth our satellite? And what
sport would you perform a dunk as well? What language
is primarily spoken in the Netherlands.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Uh, I don't know past. What is the name of
the tool used.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
To measure temperature their mom or there was that what's
the tallest animal in the world.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Oh crap, you're not gonna give me that one?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Tis draft?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
What famous scientist is known for the laws of planetary motion?
Speaker 7 (32:11):
The famous one?
Speaker 4 (32:12):
What country has a maple leaf on its flag?
Speaker 10 (32:15):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
I knows one second?
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Give me second.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Canada got that in I was scary. Let's send it
over the scoreboard now and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
I know this one.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, Victoria got three correct.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Adam and Adam got fool?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Why Victoria little wedding streak?
Speaker 9 (32:42):
I need to keep it, man, I thought I did terrible.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Great.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Wow, I got the post Malone tickets to dude, I'm
so sorry. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
The natural satellite that orbits the Earth is the wait?
I don't know. I need I need a little explanation
on that one.
Speaker 16 (33:05):
I need clarification on.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
That my natural satellite.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Moons or satellites?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, moons are satellites of planets.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Now they're not.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
What does a satellite do? Does it get stuck in
orbit and spin around that planet?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
No, that's what a moon does the internet?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Google it, learn about read about it.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Okay, I'm confused on that one too. We'll learn together later.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
You'll miss science class for twelve years.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Probably sport.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
The sport that you would perform a dunk in is basketball.
The language that's primarily spoken in the Netherlands is Dutch.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Dang it, you call it aldh.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
The tool that's used to measure temperature is the thermometer.
The tallest animal in the world is a giraffe. The
famous scientist known for the laws of planetary motion is
Johannes kepler Off. And the country that has a maple
leaf on its flag is Canada.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
I got four what'd you get a stat thermometer? Yeah,
so you said thermostat. The answer is thermometer.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I also said thermometer.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
It.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
No, that's the same.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
Don't get to say four answers and pick which everyone's right.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
I said that second.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
That's the answer.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I except the last thing. You will accept your last answer.
Every time go read a book. They're the same thing, they.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Are not the same.
Speaker 7 (34:22):
Thermometers are the same thing exactly that has a thermometer
inside of it, but it is not a thermometers.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
That controls the temperature.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
The temperature, Yeah, the thermometer tells you what the temperature
is different.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
And the moon gets you direct TV. All right, thank
you for playing. Adam, have a going appreciate you. We
play you vers Victoria at the same time everything. Thank
you man. Every single weekday morning. If you want to play,
all you have to do is d m us at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com
and your phone brank happens every single hour on the twenties'
(34:57):
time for your phone prank. Right now and then right
after that is Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Are you so mad? I got that right?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Okay, it was a tie. You still lose shut it,
but you.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Didn't get it right.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, it's still just wrong. It's the Jebel Show.
Speaker 18 (35:12):
Yeah, it's time to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 16 (35:17):
Only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Alicia is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been married to her husband, Edward for three years,
but now she thinks something might be going on, so
we'll see if we can help her out. Sorry about that, Alicia, Uh,
what's going on? Why do you think that your husband,
Edward's cheating. Hi.
Speaker 11 (35:32):
Well, I mean it's kind of a it's kind of
a bit of a story.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (35:37):
Well, we work for the same company, but we work
in at different departments, so we've never really had to
interact that much. I have a different boss in my
department and my husband, Edward, is the boss in his department,
and you know, we're both very professional at work and
we're very by the book. So when we come home,
(36:00):
we don't really talk very much about work, and it's
been good for us in the relationship, but sometimes it
can be at a little boring. But you know, we
just don't really talk about our days, I guess when
we get home until about until about a month ago,
(36:21):
some things have just gotten sort of rocky in the
past month, and my husband and I have been going
to therapy, trying to work with a therapist and trying
to talk things, but it doesn't really feel like things
are getting better. It just feels like everything is sort
of plateaued and they've not gotten worse. And I just
(36:48):
feel like Edward, I don't know, he seems he's very detached.
He feels he seems like he's bored, like he just
wants to not come home or not really like talk
to me. And I feel like I've tried everything I
could think of to as like spice things up and
keep him interested.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Are you bored?
Speaker 10 (37:10):
No, you know, I mean I've been we've been married
for a while, you know, well not a while, but
three years, so.
Speaker 16 (37:17):
It's a long time to be married.
Speaker 11 (37:18):
And you know, it's.
Speaker 16 (37:20):
Comfortable now, So I'm not really bored.
Speaker 10 (37:23):
But I mean there are times when things have gotten
sort of complacent, but that I think that's just life.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Sure, do you think that he's actually cheating on you?
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Or do you think that because he's bored that he
might Well.
Speaker 10 (37:37):
Here's the thing is we you know, we both take
separate cars to work, even though we're going to the
same place, but we both get home. He usually gets
home a little later, but now he's been getting home
like a few hours later than he usually does. And
he's also been getting text from his secretary Lizzy right
(37:57):
before we.
Speaker 16 (37:58):
Go to bed at ten eleven.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
It was just pretty late for us.
Speaker 10 (38:02):
And I've asked him, like, why does your secretary keep
texting you?
Speaker 16 (38:06):
What does she need to talk to you about?
Speaker 10 (38:08):
Like eleven o'clock at night, And he says, oh, it's
just work, and he's right, you know, I'll say.
Speaker 11 (38:13):
Just stop talk, like, stop being like that, like you're
being crazy right now.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I don't like that.
Speaker 11 (38:21):
Yeah, I mean, it's very like he just has.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Like these prepared answers to kind of shoot me down
whenever I ask him anything about Lizzy to where I
don't feel.
Speaker 16 (38:29):
Comfortable talking about it.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
But I don't think that's appropriate or that she probably
needs to text him that late.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, yeah, no, I think you think you're right. Does
Lizzie know you?
Speaker 16 (38:39):
Yeah, she knows me.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
I mean, coworkers don't need to be texting that late
unless you're working on a special project and it's like
a one time thing. But that's like not an everyday thing. Yeah,
I mean, could he be working on a special project?
Speaker 10 (38:50):
I don't think so, But it's I don't think so.
I think work is just normal as it's always been.
I don't think they have anything special going on right now.
But it's also just like the way he responds in
his tone whenever I ask him about it, he gets
very defensive.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah. Not a defensiveness is usually not a good sign
when it comes to that. Well, we'll see if we
can help you out. You already told us what grocery
store you guys are Rewards card members at. So we'll call,
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered to anybody that they want, and
we'll see if he sends us to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, I play a song, come back
(39:28):
and get your to catch theeater.
Speaker 18 (39:29):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
The Tuble Show. Right in the middle of to Catch
a Cheater if you're just joining us, Alicia is on
the phone and she thinks that her husband of three years, Edward,
might be cheating. So we're about to call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards member at and tell him that every single month,
we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his wife, Alicia or to somebody else.
But first, Alisha, why don't you refresh our memory of
(39:57):
your situation?
Speaker 10 (40:00):
Husband and I have been having problems lately, been going
to therapy and.
Speaker 11 (40:06):
Thinks it's not gotten worse, but.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
They haven't really gotten better.
Speaker 10 (40:09):
And lately he hasn't been coming home from work right away,
and he's been getting texts from his secretary pretty late
at night and won't tell me what they're about and
gets pretty defensive when I ask him.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
So, just wondering what's going on?
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, me too, see if we can find out for you.
Are you ready for us to call in?
Speaker 16 (40:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Okay, here we go. Well, Hi, this is horrible calling
from SO. I was looking for a rewards card. Remember
named Edward? Yes, speaking Hi Edward. Please don't hang up.
(40:53):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say congrats. Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 8 (40:58):
Wow, yeah, it must be.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Must be my lucky day what I win the flowers.
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
at random to say thank you very much for being
a customer and chopping with us. You've won thirty six
long stin red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want within the fifty United States. It's a three hundred
and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Actually wow, Okay, yeah, no, thank you, thank you. I'm
in Yeah. Can I tell you who to make it
up to? All right?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Let me get my form pulled up then, and okay,
first thing I'll need is the first and last name
of the person you want to send them to.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
Sure, yeah, make it.
Speaker 11 (41:36):
Up to Lizzy.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Okay, great, I will do that. And is there anything
you would like to put on a card before I
get the address and stuff?
Speaker 10 (41:46):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (41:46):
Yeah, put Alicia.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
I listened to the show too, and Lizzy is my
free pass. Okay, wait, whoa what are you serious right now?
Putting me on the show? Putting me on blast? You
know I listened to the show. I know your voice, buddy.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yeah, thank you for listening to the show. Obviously. Then
you know your wife is on the phone, Alicia and
suspects that you might be messing around.
Speaker 14 (42:09):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cheating on you with Lizzie.
I'm cheating on with you with Lidia And you don't
mean anything, all right.
Speaker 16 (42:18):
Listen, it's just musical.
Speaker 14 (42:19):
But guess what, she's my past because you cheated first,
and you know this.
Speaker 11 (42:22):
Did she tell you that? Did she tell you that
she's a cheater?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Did she tell you.
Speaker 8 (42:29):
Let them know Alicia, do you want selmer? Should I?
Speaker 11 (42:31):
Alicia had sex with her?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, two months ago.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Do you know how I found out?
Speaker 11 (42:38):
We drive separate.
Speaker 14 (42:39):
So one day I came home, I found a condom
wrapper in the waste basket next to the bed in
my bat All right, do you think were you condoms?
Speaker 10 (42:47):
Know?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Okay, so then I'm ashamed.
Speaker 14 (42:50):
I felt being being cuckled by my Oh, your boss.
Speaker 10 (42:54):
The way you deal with it is to cheat on
me with your secretary.
Speaker 11 (42:58):
That's the way I deal with figure your secretary. That's
so cliche.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, that's the way that you.
Speaker 11 (43:04):
Deal with it.
Speaker 16 (43:05):
To get back at me.
Speaker 14 (43:07):
Oh, give me a break, like we haven't gone to therapy,
Like we haven't gone through this that you owe me.
Speaker 9 (43:12):
You admitted that we talked about having a free pass.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Guess what, Lizzie is mine. I tried to be a
little bit I double about it.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah I was kind of obvious.
Speaker 14 (43:19):
But for you to get mad about it, let alone
go on the radio and call it out.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 11 (43:24):
Alicia?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
You hypocrite?
Speaker 5 (43:26):
So you lied about it, and it kind of doesn't
make it better that you just didn't. But Alicia, you
don't know, I mean it.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Sounds like you know you guys obviously have a lot
to talk about more to not talk about it anymore.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
I don't think you should just try to make it
an eye for an eye and get back at me
with your secretary and then lying to me about it.
Speaker 8 (43:48):
You were fine with an eye for an eye.
Speaker 11 (43:49):
You said you'd owed me all right?
Speaker 16 (43:51):
Do I have a free pass or not?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Well, that you should have just told her that you have,
that you were taking advantage of the past.
Speaker 10 (43:56):
I mean, at that point, no, I'm sorry if I
made you feel humiliated or called you out. That was
not what I wanted to do. I just felt like
you weren't talking to me and you couldn't tell me
what was going on. If you wanted a free path,
why didn't you have this conversation with me?
Speaker 16 (44:14):
Did you have a conversation with me before you cheated?
Do you think I wanted any of this?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay, well, Alicia, you got your answer.
Speaker 10 (44:25):
Am I just talk about this off the here when
we go home.
Speaker 11 (44:29):
I mean, I love you, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I don't want to keep fighting with you, or do
you guys want to be together?
Speaker 8 (44:38):
I didn't enjoy being with Lizzie.
Speaker 14 (44:41):
It was a one time thing and I'm I'm I'm
I'm calling it off.
Speaker 8 (44:44):
I don't want to do it again.
Speaker 14 (44:46):
I only did it because I felt like I had
to gain some kind of control all right, back in
the relationship. But no, you're who I want to be
with and I hate everything about it.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
I love you.
Speaker 11 (44:56):
I love it too.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Then really good. It sounds like you guys have something
to talk about now in therapy.
Speaker 12 (45:05):
Yeah, well, yeah, okay, good luck.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
I hope you work it out. I do me too.
I'm glad you guys have love there.
Speaker 16 (45:13):
Cool, Thanks a locus, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 16 (45:17):
The Jewel shows to Catch a.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Cheater, give us three minutes and we'll give you everything
you need to know for the day. But it's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Have you guys noticed the trend that's like every celebrity
is now opening up about their plastic surgery, even if
nobody asked them about it.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Wait, what so?
Speaker 5 (45:32):
I think it was last week or the week before
somebody asked Kylie Jenner exactly what her like boob job was,
like how many ccs and like how it was placed
and all that stuff, and it went super viral and
ever since then there's.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Also a weird question.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Well, the girl was complimenting her. The person that like
asked was like, man, I think you have the best
fakies I've ever seen. I just want to know what
to ask for when I go in to go get
my boob job. And so she called out the doctor.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Like prescription to the therapist because you don't need.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
That all that stuff, and so she was asked specifically.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
But now there's all of these celebrities that are coming
out just offering up what they did to.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Be trying to be viral, and they're like, yeah, I
want to be relevant. So yeah I did. Yes, I know,
I just saw headline.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
I didn't read it completely, but like Megan Trainer and
Kristin Cavalari are all chiming in and talking about what
they've had done. So I don't know, curious, I mean,
but transparency is trending then I think that's something.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
We can all get behind.
Speaker 7 (46:29):
No, sure, yes, are they doing the they're just talking
about like they're just their plastic surgery or anything else
they've had done.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
All Megan Trainer is also taking like the g l
P one shot and all that kind of stuff. So
they're just being open about what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yes, I don't. I mean, I just don't care. I
see somebody with a huge fake but I don't care
how many ccs are in it. I'm just like, oh,
they obviously have a fake butt. Okay, I don't know.
But some people are so interested in plastic surgery is
weird to me.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
Yeah or or not, And they're just getting it told
to them because it worked for Kylie.
Speaker 7 (47:03):
What's kind of crazy is what I heard the other
day is that like America is the only place where
like your body image is like put so much pressure on,
Like in other countries, no one cares. And they're like
this girl from like a different country came to America.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
She's like guys like I.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
But other countries are ugly and dumb, and that's why
America we put pressure on that kind of thing. Looks
make you smarter. Ugly old Europe they won't know the answer.
Good luck, That's why we left them. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
I was so jealous of the people in Spain. I
went to a nude beach when I was in Barcelona,
and I'm super body conscious, like I wish I wasn't,
but it's a thing, and I do need a therapist
for it?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
But whatever?
Speaker 19 (47:44):
So so, But I was there and I was just
looking at all these people that were just free, topless,
just running around, letting their bodies just and they all
looked so beautiful because they were so free, and not
everybody looked the same. There were different shapes, they were different,
like they glow different. It was just so amazing.
Speaker 6 (48:02):
But they also don't have big bread breathing down their neck.
They don't all the glutens running around. We learned that
big bread is a term.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Why don't we have that?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Because terrible? That's Americans eat the worst things on the planet. No,
it's it's bigger than that. It's capitalism, baby, Yeah, it's
for money, to make money.
Speaker 7 (48:24):
But why don't other countries don't care that much about
making money? Why do we.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Because other countries, maybe I don't, I will probacte. They're
ugly dumb and they don't know enough. I guess I
don't know. But the red dye, they knew for thirty
years that that red dye was cancer caused the thirty
years they allowed people to eat it. Why because they
were getting paid?
Speaker 4 (48:44):
Yeah, but shouldn't people's health matter more.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Than you should move to Europe, you stupid.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
You know where they give people health care? Obviously you
need free healthcare. You're ugly.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
I'm silently laughing because it's funny and also it's so sad.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
But yes, your questions are very valid, Victoria, I don't
know your is America mad?
Speaker 9 (49:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Or we got big butts that are fake and big
bread that's fake. Everything's fake and big and beautiful in America.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Should I leave you a home sorry? Or leave it
on big Bread? I think you can leave it on
big Bread. I'll save.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
It's trending, all right. Your first day follow up is
coming up right for this, Oh, don't forget. The Jubel
Show will be live on stage June twenty second at
the Tacoma Comedy Club June twenty second, Tacoma Comedy Club.
Get your tickets. Just go to the Jubilshow dot com.
It's an American website run by Hot American and click
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(49:47):
Your first day follow up was right after this. It's
a Jubil.
Speaker 12 (49:49):
Shows Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (49:56):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Sweet?
Speaker 8 (49:57):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (49:58):
Well?
Speaker 13 (50:00):
Secret?
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Is I kind of fell I kind.
Speaker 20 (50:03):
Of feel a little Okay, I found a sex tape
on my girlfriend's phone.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Whoa, it's it of her?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 20 (50:14):
Well, she is one person in it, yes, oh three?
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Oh nice dude, But she has no idea you found this.
Speaker 16 (50:26):
Yeah, she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
She doesn't know I found it.
Speaker 8 (50:28):
I haven't talked to her about it.
Speaker 20 (50:30):
I don't know if it's like a only fans thing
or maybe she did.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
The old thing.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Is it well? Is it well shot? Like, how's the
production value?
Speaker 9 (50:39):
What?
Speaker 11 (50:43):
Actually?
Speaker 20 (50:43):
Yeah, it's uh, there was definitely a fourth person holding
that phone.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
So an only fans thing, right.
Speaker 20 (50:50):
Yeah, but she had Look, we've been together a couple
of months and she hasn't mentioned that she does.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Look and honestly, no shame.
Speaker 20 (50:57):
In your hustle, like to anybody out there, like, if
that's what you do, that's awesome. And but she hasn't
brought it up to me. She hasn't mentioned she's done
it in the past or anything.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
Oh wow, you don't know anyone else in the video,
like it's not her ex or anything.
Speaker 16 (51:09):
Right, Well, actually that's the crazy thing.
Speaker 20 (51:13):
It's her and a guy I don't know or never
heard of this guy or seen him, but it's also
her best friend, her female best friend in that video.
Speaker 8 (51:25):
And I mean, look, uh see.
Speaker 20 (51:31):
When I'd say it's my secret and then I want
to talk to her, I'm not even saying confront her,
like I'm not even mad.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
You know, the whole world possibilities that you know, right
just opened eyes.
Speaker 20 (51:44):
It's more so, yeah, it's more so like, how can
I be this third guy in this video?
Speaker 16 (51:50):
Like how can we make that happen?
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Will look like, yeah, well good luck with that, and
thank you for telling that's your dirty little secret? All right?
Speaker 14 (52:03):
So you what's your dirty little secret
I have conspiracy theories, but my conspiracy theories are so
low rent.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I can't even hang out with.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
The actual conspiracy theorists because they don't want to entertain
my notions. I'm like the Rudolph the Red Nose reindeer
a conspiracy theories. They're all in the clubhouse and the
corner going over the real stuff, like of course the
moonlanding was faked because we had to beat Russia during
the Cold War up there, no matter what the costs.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
And I try and jump in like yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And I think that Trader Joe's is making their parking
lots too small on.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Purpose just so they seem more popular than they really are.
That the mob killed Kennedy.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
And I think that expiration dates on food are just
a conspiracy by Craft in the FDA to get you
to buy condiments before you need to.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
And there's a list going viral of everyday conspiracy theories
that are out there that you might not have heard
of that might blow your mind, and one of them
is that Trader Joe's makes their parking lots small on
purpose to make them seem more popular than they really are.
That's the true spiracy theory. That's out there.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
That's super smart. Just like clubs.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
If there's a line out the door, then people want
to go, and if there's not, nobody cares. Trader Joe's
is the club of all grocery stores.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
What I mean, we're talking conspiracies.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
You gott a leap, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
It makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
There's a list going viral of everyday conspiracy theories that
are out there that you might not have ever heard of,
and you may have fallen victim too, And one of
them includes Starbucks. We'll tell you which that one is
in the second. But here's another everyday conspiracy theory you
might not have heard of that. PETA is control controlled
opposition run by the meat industry designed to make animal
(01:39):
rights activists look bad about chips.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Wait can you put that in English?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
PETA is basically controlled by the meat industry in order
to make animal rights activists look crazy so that people
don't believe them so they can keep making meat or
why I just you don't make meat, but you know,
you know, oh, to.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Make them be extremists so people are like, oh, we were.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Like, yeah, animal rights activists are all crazy. Whatever, I'm
gonna eat meat still, I can totally see that being
a thing.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I like that one. I like that one.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
And it's funny because you could do that and most
of the people in Peter wouldn't know that, like they're
just and then like the leadership is just like you
should do something crazy. It'd be crazy if you threw
some soup on a picture. Those climate people do that.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
But you know what well, I mean soup could go
on a fur coat.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, soup on a fur coat for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Another everyday conspiracy theory. You might not have heard and
I might not have heard of her guarding Disney. The
reason Disney came out with a movie called Frozen. I
love that movie was actually so that when you googled
Disney Frozen you would get information on the movie and
not the website talking about Walt Disney's body being frozen.
(02:46):
That would be genius if true. I could see that
also being a thing.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I think there's actually some truth to that.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Who are the people that came up with this? Because
I need to know you, But not only that, that's
an amazing movie.
Speaker 7 (02:59):
So the fact that that's just like like a conspiracy
theory that like came from Let's just find a way
to not have them.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Look up Walt Disney being frozen. You got a good
movie out of it. Man, So it doesn't really matter
if people know that Walt Disney is frozen.
Speaker 6 (03:12):
I know, I guess there was some drama about, you know,
because because it's not his whole body that's frozen, supposedly,
it's it's just his head.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Wait what, he's not the first person to do that.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
No, I know, but you.
Speaker 7 (03:21):
Know, wait, so we actually think that people who have
their heads frozen?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You do, yeah, head frozen?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Ye, so we do for science and so they can
bring back their consciousness.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
Okay, this is con.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
This is real.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I think till he's like a he's a Hall of
Fame baseball player MLB player, but when he died, he
had his head frozen so that they could bring him
back one day.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
Where so all these heads are just in a freezer
in the back somewhere.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
If it's a company that does this that freezes the heads,
I think they keep him out of walking into McDonald somewhere. Yeah,
I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Closet.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Here's another conspiracy theory that's out there that you might
not have heard of, and I believe this one that
Big Bread paid Toaster manufacturers to put in it put
settings too high on toasters so people burn their toast
on purpose. So they sell more bread.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Big bets, big bread. This is what we're calling the
bread companies, big.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Big bread, multi billion dollar corporation.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
That's pretty big.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, I just think a big farm, a big bread.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
They're out here agies.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Yeah, that's smart though, so annoying.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Oh, I like when my toast is crispy. But yeah,
you gotta get it just right. You got to watch
it the whole time. That's stressful.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Here's another conspiracy theory that's out there they might not
have heard of that cops go on ways and leave
notes about random police sidings to cause people to slow
down without actually having to stay and check on people.
If they don't do that, they should be going.
Speaker 8 (04:46):
That's really smart.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Most of the time when it says there's a cop there,
I don't see it. I never see the cop.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
But wouldn't that screw the cop over though, because they're
supposed to give out the tickets.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
No, their drummers to serve to keep people safe, not
to give out tickets.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Maybe this is a conspiracy then, because I always heard
when it's close to the end of the month. You
always see cops on the street because they have a
certain amount of tickets they're supposed to give out every
month for speeding.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
No, the quota is not real. If you ask the
police to be they don't have.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
A quota the police. Okay, I would ask the police department,
wouldn't they.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Real?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
Yeah, But when they have mentioned the goals that they
might have, they're usually annual goals. By the way, it's
not like a business. It's not like a monthly quarterly thing.
It's like an annual thing because that's when all the
statistics come out.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I mean, I appreciate the protection. I'm just curious either way,
that would be gee. I think that one's real. I
think cops do go on ways and leave notes about
random police sighting. I never see a police officer whenever
it says there is one.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I report objects on the road sometimes when there's no reason.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Wait, what we are the ultimate troll in life.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
I never see those either.
Speaker 9 (05:51):
World.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh God, driving in front of me all the.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Time, driving me like object on the road on your phone.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
And then it giggles to himself.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I go, he does that.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
There's like nothing all the round. But mind you, he
will stop.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Driving just to tell you there's something on the road,
a serious shut it down.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
This is so on brand troll Central.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
The number one everyday conspiracy theory that's out there that
people are shocked about is Starbucks baristas are told to
purposely misspell customers names. Why why so that people will
post photos on social media of their Starbucks cup with
the wrong name on it, providing free advertising?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Whoa authority that that conspiracy is true?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Why would you put who cares?
Speaker 10 (06:41):
Like?
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Why do you post that? Because it's funny. It's like, oh,
my name's Nina, but you just called me nine.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Have you never seen a post like that? Victoria.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Now there's like hundreds of thousands of people posting like,
oh my gosh, they spelled my name wrong, and it's
just amy.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
They do some very easy names wrong. So I would
say that is definitely it's another jubile phone frame Mornings
on the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name is Pete Deakins.
I'm calling from dot com. I was looking for Marco.
(07:21):
I just wanted to get a quick customer satisfaction survey
from you of some of the tours that you took
in Italy.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
Oh yeah, this is Marco. Yeah, no, we're looking forward
to that. We're we're really excited about our trip.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, let me look at maybe I've got my records
wrong here, because I'm calling to uh I just to
get to see if I could get a customer satisfaction
survey of the tours that you already took in Italy.
Speaker 9 (07:49):
Well, our trip is coming up. We haven't taken it yet,
but I mean we're ignited, is it.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'm sorry, Well, I've got here that you you booked
a tour at the Leaning Tower of Petz Pisa. Sorry
it's not Pizza St. Peter's Basilica and the Duomo. You
got those tours? Yeah? Were they good? Did you enjoy them?
Speaker 9 (08:12):
I'm a little confused here because the way you keep saying.
I don't know if you heard any but we haven't
taken a vacation yet.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah you did, you did.
Speaker 9 (08:24):
No, No, our vacation is not for another like month
and a half or so.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
No shows here. It was all booked and you took
the trip just a few days ago.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
We booked the trip a few days ago. Are you
hearing me?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Okay, oh, you may be confused. Yeah, so, I don't
know if you read the fine print or not. But
we are a virtual vacation website. So when you were
clicking on the pictures, and that's the vacation. So I
just want to see if you had fun, if you
liked it, what your experience was.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Wait, wait, wait, I'm confused. You said when we clicked
it that was the thing that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Yes, yeah, you spent four hours doing all kinds of
things in Italy the other day. So I just wanted
to see him make sure it was fun for you.
If there's anything you would change about our virtual vacation system.
Speaker 9 (09:20):
He's saying that it's a virtual thing that we took it.
Hang on, I'm sorry, did you what do you mean
by virtual tour? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's sort of like a vacation in your mind if
you think about it, so you can take a break
out of the daily grind and just spend a few
hours going around Italy.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Dude, I don't know. I don't know what you're talking
about about virtual This was I'm trying to go to Italy.
I didn't.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
This is like a four hours No, I didn't, I
did not go to Italy. Question for you on line
and I booked.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
So when you were looking at the pictures online of
the places that you went in Italy, did you.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
Not I'm looking at the pictures of the places that
I want to go see in Italy.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well you did see them.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
No, I didn't see them.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I saw them.
Speaker 9 (10:05):
I saw a picture of them.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, so basically you were there.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
No, it's not I was. Basically I was there. I
went online to see what I want to do in
Italy with my girl. We're trying to plan a trip.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
And you went on a fabulous vacation.
Speaker 9 (10:21):
No you I didn't take any vacation. You guys are
ripping me off, stealing my money.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, we didn't really steal any money from you. You
gave it to us, and you did go to Italy.
Speaker 9 (10:35):
I didn't go to Italy. Don't you know how vacations work?
Are you moron? Have you ever left your dumb little cubicle?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, but I go on vacations all the time through
my website. I just look on there and I look
at the pictures, and I'm there and then and then
I get back to work.
Speaker 9 (10:49):
I want my four thousand dollars back right now.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Unfortunately, all vacations are non refundable. How about this, Marco,
Maybe I can make this better for you. What if
we offer you a trip to Spain this afternoon for
two hundred fifty dollars.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
No, I don't want to click on a bunch of
dumb pictures of Spain on my computer for two hundred
dollars as well. Dude, you know what do you this
whole website?
Speaker 11 (11:20):
Give me my four thousand dollars.
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Now you're laughing at me. What do you want?
Speaker 11 (11:25):
Now?
Speaker 9 (11:25):
You think it is funny because work hard for the
money and you're trying to scam people.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
This is actually the money. This is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your girlfriend set you up. Do you mean it's a joke.
Your girlfriend said that you guys just booked a trip
to Italy and she wanted to mess with you. It's
a joke.
Speaker 9 (11:44):
Yeah, so this is where is she? I don't understand
where's she at?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I have no idea. She just wanted me to do
a prank phone call on you.
Speaker 9 (11:51):
The prank. Yes, I'll tell you who's not going to Italy?
Now that's my girlfriend? After that drank?
Speaker 12 (12:00):
Oh, my gosh, wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
We say mornings on the twenty about three minutes and
we'll give you everything you need to know for the day.
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Well with everybody traveling, it's really important to know what
you can and cannot bring on your flight, specifically food.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
WHOA, so thank you TSA letting us know.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I know I'm not.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Saying you can't bring foods. I'm saying which ones can you?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
You can?
Speaker 13 (12:24):
I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
I I'm not sure you did either, but the TSA
does have a reminder for us.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
You'll be okay, Victoria.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
You can still bring pizza, cake, donuts, and cooked meats
if you really feel like it, even a lobster if
it's wrapped up correctly. Meats, well, you could probably do
raw meats. They're still solid as long as they're still
a solid where. However, if you're into soft cheeses, gravies.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Bread, I don't go anywhere without a couple of Ratti
bones nowhere, Okay, is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (13:00):
T bones and gravy.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Yep, Well, you can't have a gallon of gravy.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
They always pour my gravy out.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
They should because it still has to follow the three
point four ounce roll. So if you got gravy, you
got ranch, you have anything like that, you need to
make sure it's still in a travel size.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
And if you had to have ranch with these so bad,
you poured it in a thing just under the limit,
so you don't have.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
To imagine it. I'm gonna go get a three point four.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I was just thinking that way about hot sauce.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
I was like, you know what, I should just have
that in my back, like not the baby tabascos because
those are gone after like half of a survey.
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Yeah you Beyonce and Hillary, put that hot sauce in
your bag.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
What you consider like a jiffy peanut butter because it
has a good amount of oil in it, so like
it's kind of liquid.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
But every time I try to take peanut butter through security,
they've thrown.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
It out because if you take peanut butter and.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Raw te bones, things sounded like a joke and He's like, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Every time I tried to take peanut butter through then,
I used.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
To take peanut butter with me everywhere I went for
a lot of time with.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
The spoon for the gains, don't you know.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
But yeah, it's for real.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
I'm super unbothered by like your meathead.
Speaker 6 (14:12):
So listen up, Jiffy, you can now make more money
by selling ten dollars three point four ounce versions of your.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Peanut my gosh.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
Actually yes, because it would count as like a soft cheese, right,
So yeah, you can't do that.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
So just remember, just had a visual of peanut butter
and soft cheese.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
It's not good.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Actually, it sounds delicious. It's like it's like a It's
like a peanut butter cheesecake, you.
Speaker 14 (14:34):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Cheese and peanut butter together, delicious.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Cheese, great peanut butter with cheese, nasty crust.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Just put a little bit of honey on top of
all of that. It's delicious. I'm like a lot of
three point four ounces.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
This is how we find out Nina is pregnant.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
No, that's my normal craving.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Just wait until what they are when I am pregnant.
Speaker 13 (15:00):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Not too okay.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
She wants to connect with how she got here.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
Speaking of the future, there's this guy. He's a bitcoin
rich futurist. His name's Herbert, so His plan is to
create real world X Men within five years. He's pouring
cash into this thing called the Neurochip, so Neurochip dot com.
It's active if you want to look at it, but
it's a startup. It's all about this helmet that reads
brain waves and converts them into computer commands. So his
(15:27):
whole idea is that they'll will be I guess, I
don't know. He's talking about like the Terminator and then
like other X Men type superhuman people like Wolverine.
Speaker 7 (15:37):
Like, can you sign up to like get one of
these things done, because like, I think it'd be kind
of cool. I turned into like the Girls All Blue.
Speaker 5 (15:44):
No, I think I don't have Apparently he's citing this
like research where they in Japan they were using animal
human embryos to do this research and have hybrids, so
there would be super they're calling them super powered transhumans,
and they're expecting them to appear by twenty thirty. Some
people this is a bunch of boloney. Other people are
preparing I want to sign up.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I'm going to say this.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
He's way behind, because Zuckerberg already mentioned that in two
years he's going to have a helmet that you wear
that like it whatever you the mouse is where you
think the mouse should be.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
That's dope.
Speaker 6 (16:15):
And your eyes are yeah, your eyes everything is so
Zuckerberg already has the helmet.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
But what if your brain is one of those brains
like Victorious that goes all over the place, like that
mouse would just like not be anywhere.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Oh yeah, may be too bad.
Speaker 7 (16:28):
You can't catch him.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Try to catch him. Try anybody with a d D
like Natoria and myself would be like, do that mouse.
You're never going to be able to find it.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
Just a constant screen of like a Google thing that's
just constantly searching random stuff in the bottom right corner.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah, the computer can never actually load anything fully.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Maybe that's a way for us to actually see inside
the brain.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
Yeah, right away, we'll see how it plays out.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
That could be you. That is what's trending.
Speaker 15 (17:07):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
online at Advocates Law dot com.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Jenna is on the phone today for our first Date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Luca.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But first, Jenna, how long has it
been since you heard from Luca?
Speaker 11 (17:28):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (17:28):
It has been a week. I haven't heard anything in
a week.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
That's usually the spot where everybody starts to panic a
little bit. How many times did you reach out to
him in that time?
Speaker 13 (17:39):
Probably like once a day, you know. I just usually
send him photos.
Speaker 11 (17:43):
Of my dog because he that's how we met.
Speaker 13 (17:46):
Our dog totally hit it off, and at first I
was getting like a little bit of feedback and now
just nothing.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Okay, Well let's talk about the date.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
Then.
Speaker 16 (18:01):
Well we met as a dog park. Well actually our
dogs met first.
Speaker 13 (18:05):
His goldendoodle literally tackled my pug beans and it felt
meant to be.
Speaker 11 (18:12):
And we ended up grabbing coffee.
Speaker 13 (18:13):
After and I got a lavender oat milk latte obviously,
and the he got like black drip coffee.
Speaker 11 (18:23):
So I was like, okay, edgy, Yeah. And then so
we sat on this cute patio outside and we just
talked for like two hours about astrology, about.
Speaker 16 (18:41):
Oat milk conspiracies, about.
Speaker 13 (18:43):
His tattoo that he swears is the moon but it
totally is.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Okay, Wait has tattoo he says isn't the moon, but
it is.
Speaker 13 (18:54):
Yeah, he was trying to say it was like some
other I don't even like, some other edge kind of
niche thing.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
But I was like, that's literally a moon.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Oh So it's like when people are like that's an
artistoke and you're like, no, the tattoo on my neck
is a lotus flower.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
But so yeah, okay.
Speaker 13 (19:14):
And at one point he literally watched me parallel park
and he didn't even he didn't even judge.
Speaker 16 (19:20):
So I feel like that's intimacy.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Oh yeah, I mean in a way, okay, and you
feel comfortable.
Speaker 13 (19:28):
Yeah, absolutely, it felt so comfortable and so natural.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Well then what could have gone wrong?
Speaker 13 (19:35):
I I truly don't know.
Speaker 16 (19:39):
At one point, he wiped oat.
Speaker 13 (19:41):
Milk foam off of my nose with his finger and
he licked it.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
It just made me feel like he was really into me.
Speaker 13 (19:48):
Like I don't know how else to interpret that, Like
it feels like he's he's into me.
Speaker 11 (19:52):
He was into it.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I didn't lick it off your nose.
Speaker 13 (19:55):
No, he he wiped it off his finger and then
licked it off of his finger.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Still, I'm like, yeah, for sure, i'd be a little
weird now if you liked it straight off the.
Speaker 16 (20:08):
And yeah, he said.
Speaker 11 (20:10):
At one point of the day, he said, you're really
calling to.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
Be around, Like that's not the friend zone, Like that's
future wife in a linen dress.
Speaker 16 (20:19):
Energy.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Okay, so what do you think the thing is? Well,
why do you think you're getting ghosted?
Speaker 9 (20:24):
Well?
Speaker 13 (20:24):
Okay, so when he when he wiped the oatmealk off
of my nose, I leaned in to kiss his nose.
Speaker 11 (20:33):
I just he licks the foam off off my nose
or with his finger.
Speaker 13 (20:38):
I just thought it was only right to balance it
with like a romantic, like little nose peck. In the moment,
it felt really romantic. But but the way he reacted
was was shocked.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Really what did he do?
Speaker 11 (20:53):
We laughed about it? What about how stilly it was?
I thought I was embarrassed, but I thought we were
back on track.
Speaker 16 (21:00):
But maybe he's still thinking about it. I hope not.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
I'm thinking about it. Okay, any think maybe it was
the nose kiss that did it.
Speaker 13 (21:14):
That's the only thing I can think of, because other
than that, we really vibed.
Speaker 16 (21:19):
We really did.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Did you use tongue on his no French kiss? Okay,
that goes too far. I feel better about that then, Okay,
all right, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you. Will play a song, come back, and then
call him and see if he'll tell us why he's
ghosting you and maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll get your first day follow up, next first.
Speaker 15 (21:42):
Date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys online
at Advocateslaw dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Right in the middle of your first day follow up
and if you're just joining us, Jenna is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Lucas.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
a second date if she's still wants one. But before
we do that, Jenna, why don't you break down your
date for us again real quick.
Speaker 11 (22:04):
Well, our dogs got to meet cute in the park.
Speaker 13 (22:07):
We hit it off the absolutely vibe, so we went
to get coffee and talked for like two hours about
everything under the sun, really, and.
Speaker 11 (22:16):
He the craziest part is that he like, I.
Speaker 13 (22:20):
Had oatmelt foam on my nose and he wiped it
off with his finger and licked it. And I think
I'm getting ghosted. So I'm just confused.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
Because that would be like I'm into you moment. I'm
not licking foam off in my finger if I don't
like you exactly.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
And you think you might be getting ghosted because at
the end of the day you kissed his nose to
balance the nose action.
Speaker 13 (22:42):
At the there was one awkward moment. I was trying
to roll with the whole like kissing the nose thing,
and so I kissed his nose and it was awkward,
but well we laughed it off, led it off, and
so I'm hoping it I'm hoping it's not that.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
But that's the only thing.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
I can what bass his nose action like that's fla
not a lot of days dates, first dates, I have
no zac. All right, you're ready for us to call him? Yeah, okay,
here we go. Hell, hi, man, I speak to Luca. Please.
(23:29):
This is this Hey Luca, how are you? This is
a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi Luca.
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm and my name is Jebel. How
are you? What's up?
Speaker 8 (23:39):
I'm alright?
Speaker 6 (23:39):
So the three you guys, Yeah you listened to the
show ever, Yeah, yeah, I've.
Speaker 8 (23:45):
Listened to you guys before. I mean, it's just kind
of weird that you guys are calling me, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Sure, Yeah, well we're calling you today because we got
an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Okay, a good email or like a bed like what
kind of email.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Yeah, it's a great email. Actually, But we do a
segment called the first ad follow Up. That's where if
you go out on a date with somebody and then
you end up ghosting them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're
ghosting them. Okay, so we got an email about you
from somebody that you're ghosting.
Speaker 8 (24:13):
Okay, you know that would be I mean, I got
a guess. I got a guess.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Take a guess.
Speaker 8 (24:23):
I mean Jenna, the lavender latte girl.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Yes it is Jenna. Yeah, you can tell us why
you're ghosting her.
Speaker 17 (24:35):
I mean, she was just she's just kind of weird,
you know, like I mean, I mean, be unique, fine,
you know, but like she brought a crystal to the
coffee date, Like she's like a little amethyst instead on
the table.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
Set need to charge. Then she proceeded to give me
like a twelve minute speech about how she and her
dog are twin souls. Oh, you know, like okay, she
asked me if I ever felt emotionally manipulated by her
coffee order, you know, like.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Mostly manipulated by her coffee order. What does that mean? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (25:10):
Yeah, that was a conversation starter.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Yeah yeah, great, yeah, mindsighted, but that's nice. What's up, Jenneral?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
I was just.
Speaker 13 (25:25):
Being authentic, but you literally said that you wanted someone
grounded and real.
Speaker 11 (25:30):
So I showed a reel you.
Speaker 8 (25:32):
You asked the barista if the oak milk had been
vibe checked, like there's a.
Speaker 16 (25:37):
Lot mercury was acting weird energy matters.
Speaker 8 (25:43):
I mean you also tried to stage the table, you know,
like it was.
Speaker 16 (25:47):
It was palacento.
Speaker 11 (25:49):
I was protecting our connection.
Speaker 16 (25:51):
I just slightly lightly burned it.
Speaker 8 (25:55):
Jenn Listen, you're super interesting, You're funny. But did you
notice that I barely said two words about myself?
Speaker 10 (26:05):
What?
Speaker 16 (26:06):
No, Well, we had like a great flow.
Speaker 8 (26:10):
Listen. You had a monologue, right, I know about your
dog's dreams, your third eye chakra. You're playing abandonment issues.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
What about me?
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Did you even know that I'm an engineer?
Speaker 11 (26:23):
Oh, you're an engineer.
Speaker 16 (26:25):
That's cool, that's dope.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So I guess that's didn't know. You didn't know that, No,
I didn't.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
Yeah, that's that's because we never got to meet In
the conversation. It was just I mean, you don't know
that I moved here where I moved from, or that
I just simply don't believe in the chakras and the
crystals and all this.
Speaker 16 (26:50):
You just moved here from where.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I don't think that's the point, Jenna.
Speaker 16 (26:56):
Okay, I'm sorry for being in tune with myself.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Wow, I'm not trying to knock it all right, Like,
you know, I just felt you weren't really open to
who I am. You know, you were interviewing me for
a vibe check, like you wonder to see if we
are vibes match, and that's it.
Speaker 11 (27:14):
I thought that we clicked.
Speaker 8 (27:17):
I mean, you're not. You're not boring, all right, I'll
give you that.
Speaker 13 (27:22):
Well, okay, what if we try again and maybe we
do something quieter, like a walk with the dogs and
no talking about past lives.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Would you like.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
Another day with Jenna? Will pay for it?
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Listen, Jenna, I think you're a lot of things, but
just maybe not my thing. Okay, Like you're cool, but
I don't think so.
Speaker 16 (27:47):
Just admit it.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
You vibed more with my dog than me.
Speaker 8 (27:52):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent. Your dog is chill like
I love the dog.
Speaker 16 (27:56):
That's because he's us grounded, unlike some people.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
Can I go on a second date with just a dog?
Is that cool?
Speaker 13 (28:09):
I mean no, we're inseparable. He gets separation anxiety. I
couldn't just give you that.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
I think he was joking.
Speaker 13 (28:16):
But oh, okay, well then I mean, yeah, sure, okay.
Speaker 16 (28:25):
Jubile's first day follow up?
Speaker 8 (28:27):
Am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
It is why am I even listening to?
Speaker 11 (28:36):
To begin with your virgin who can't dry?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for post Malone tickets today, and let's
meet our contestant for you verus Victoria. Adam was up, Adam,
how are you?
Speaker 16 (28:54):
Good man? Excited to be here?
Speaker 11 (28:56):
Ready to play?
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Slightly nervous, but I have fright.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
So do I, Adam, And you know what, I'm on
a winning streak, so.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
Oh man, oh man, I'm even more nervous.
Speaker 12 (29:10):
Now you're nailing the sarcast I'm here for you, okay,
all right, here we go.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And while
she's leaving, Adam, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (29:36):
All right, you sound calm, cool and collected.
Speaker 16 (29:40):
I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
That's what I can do. All right, here we go.
Victoria's out of the studio, and Adam, your time starts.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Now what natural satellite orbits the Earth?
Speaker 10 (29:56):
The International Space Station?
Speaker 4 (29:59):
And what sport would you perform? A dunk.
Speaker 16 (30:03):
Basketball?
Speaker 5 (30:04):
What language is primarily spoken in the netherlandsh Dutch? What
is the name of the tool used to measure temperature.
Speaker 11 (30:15):
Thermometer?
Speaker 5 (30:16):
What's the tallest animal in the world. Which famous scientist
is known for the laws of planetary motion?
Speaker 11 (30:25):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (30:27):
Newton?
Speaker 3 (30:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Got that? Anyone? Bring Victoria back into the studio. And
while she's getting settled and putting her headphones on and stuff,
here's a question for you, Adam. You've just been cursed
by a mediocre witch. What mildly annoying thing happens to
you forever.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
I need constantly.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Yeah, okay, well, jokes on the witch because those sneezes
are like what like an eighth.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Or something of an orgasm.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
That's what happens when you do with the mediocre witch.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (31:04):
My first thought was like random pink eye.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
All right, here we go, Victoria, thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you were cursed by
a mediocre witch, Victoria, what would happen to you?
Speaker 4 (31:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
I would say like I would run into like doors
a lot or I trip a lot.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
But I can't do that anyways, so I don't.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
I don't curse, I don't.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Probably yeah, all right, here we go thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and you have to beat Adam outright
to win, and Adam you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
All right, ready, set go?
Speaker 5 (31:45):
What natural satellite orbits the earth our satellite? And what
sport would you perform a dunk as well? What language
is primarily spoken in the Netherlands.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
Uh, I don't know past. What is the name of
the tool used.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
To measure temperature their mom or there was that what's
the tallest animal in the world.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Oh crap, you're not gonna give me that one?
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Tis draft?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
What famous scientist is known for the laws of planetary motion?
Speaker 7 (32:11):
The famous one?
Speaker 4 (32:12):
What country has a maple leaf on its flag?
Speaker 10 (32:15):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (32:16):
I knows one second?
Speaker 8 (32:17):
Give me second.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Canada got that in I was scary. Let's send it
over the scoreboard now and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
I know this one.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Okay, Victoria got three correct.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Adam and Adam got fool?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
Why Victoria little wedding streak?
Speaker 9 (32:42):
I need to keep it, man, I thought I did terrible.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
Great.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Wow, I got the post Malone tickets to dude, I'm
so sorry. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
The natural satellite that orbits the Earth is the wait?
I don't know. I need I need a little explanation
on that one.
Speaker 16 (33:05):
I need clarification on.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
That my natural satellite.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Moons or satellites?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, moons are satellites of planets.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Now they're not.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
What does a satellite do? Does it get stuck in
orbit and spin around that planet?
Speaker 4 (33:18):
No, that's what a moon does the internet?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Google it, learn about read about it.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Okay, I'm confused on that one too. We'll learn together later.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
You'll miss science class for twelve years.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Probably sport.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
The sport that you would perform a dunk in is basketball.
The language that's primarily spoken in the Netherlands is Dutch.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Dang it, you call it aldh.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
The tool that's used to measure temperature is the thermometer.
The tallest animal in the world is a giraffe. The
famous scientist known for the laws of planetary motion is
Johannes kepler Off. And the country that has a maple
leaf on its flag is Canada.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
I got four what'd you get a stat thermometer? Yeah,
so you said thermostat. The answer is thermometer.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I also said thermometer.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
It.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
No, that's the same.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
Don't get to say four answers and pick which everyone's right.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
I said that second.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
That's the answer.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I except the last thing. You will accept your last answer.
Every time go read a book. They're the same thing, they.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Are not the same.
Speaker 7 (34:22):
Thermometers are the same thing exactly that has a thermometer
inside of it, but it is not a thermometers.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
That controls the temperature.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
The temperature, Yeah, the thermometer tells you what the temperature
is different.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
And the moon gets you direct TV. All right, thank
you for playing. Adam, have a going appreciate you. We
play you vers Victoria at the same time everything. Thank
you man. Every single weekday morning. If you want to play,
all you have to do is d m us at
the Jubil Show or go to the Jubilshow dot com
and your phone brank happens every single hour on the twenties'
(34:57):
time for your phone prank. Right now and then right
after that is Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Are you so mad? I got that right?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Okay, it was a tie. You still lose shut it,
but you.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Didn't get it right.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, it's still just wrong. It's the Jebel Show.
Speaker 18 (35:12):
Yeah, it's time to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 16 (35:17):
Only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Alicia is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
She's been married to her husband, Edward for three years,
but now she thinks something might be going on, so
we'll see if we can help her out. Sorry about that, Alicia, Uh,
what's going on? Why do you think that your husband,
Edward's cheating. Hi.
Speaker 11 (35:32):
Well, I mean it's kind of a it's kind of
a bit of a story.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (35:37):
Well, we work for the same company, but we work
in at different departments, so we've never really had to
interact that much. I have a different boss in my
department and my husband, Edward, is the boss in his department,
and you know, we're both very professional at work and
we're very by the book. So when we come home,
(36:00):
we don't really talk very much about work, and it's
been good for us in the relationship, but sometimes it
can be at a little boring. But you know, we
just don't really talk about our days, I guess when
we get home until about until about a month ago,
(36:21):
some things have just gotten sort of rocky in the
past month, and my husband and I have been going
to therapy, trying to work with a therapist and trying
to talk things, but it doesn't really feel like things
are getting better. It just feels like everything is sort
of plateaued and they've not gotten worse. And I just
(36:48):
feel like Edward, I don't know, he seems he's very detached.
He feels he seems like he's bored, like he just
wants to not come home or not really like talk
to me. And I feel like I've tried everything I
could think of to as like spice things up and
keep him interested.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Are you bored?
Speaker 10 (37:10):
No, you know, I mean I've been we've been married
for a while, you know, well not a while, but
three years, so.
Speaker 16 (37:17):
It's a long time to be married.
Speaker 11 (37:18):
And you know, it's.
Speaker 16 (37:20):
Comfortable now, So I'm not really bored.
Speaker 10 (37:23):
But I mean there are times when things have gotten
sort of complacent, but that I think that's just life.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Sure, do you think that he's actually cheating on you?
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Or do you think that because he's bored that he
might Well.
Speaker 10 (37:37):
Here's the thing is we you know, we both take
separate cars to work, even though we're going to the
same place, but we both get home. He usually gets
home a little later, but now he's been getting home
like a few hours later than he usually does. And
he's also been getting text from his secretary Lizzy right
(37:57):
before we.
Speaker 16 (37:58):
Go to bed at ten eleven.
Speaker 11 (38:00):
It was just pretty late for us.
Speaker 10 (38:02):
And I've asked him, like, why does your secretary keep
texting you?
Speaker 16 (38:06):
What does she need to talk to you about?
Speaker 10 (38:08):
Like eleven o'clock at night, And he says, oh, it's
just work, and he's right, you know, I'll say.
Speaker 11 (38:13):
Just stop talk, like, stop being like that, like you're
being crazy right now.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
I don't like that.
Speaker 11 (38:21):
Yeah, I mean, it's very like he just has.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Like these prepared answers to kind of shoot me down
whenever I ask him anything about Lizzy to where I
don't feel.
Speaker 16 (38:29):
Comfortable talking about it.
Speaker 10 (38:31):
But I don't think that's appropriate or that she probably
needs to text him that late.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Yeah, yeah, no, I think you think you're right. Does
Lizzie know you?
Speaker 16 (38:39):
Yeah, she knows me.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (38:40):
I mean, coworkers don't need to be texting that late
unless you're working on a special project and it's like
a one time thing. But that's like not an everyday thing. Yeah,
I mean, could he be working on a special project?
Speaker 10 (38:50):
I don't think so, But it's I don't think so.
I think work is just normal as it's always been.
I don't think they have anything special going on right now.
But it's also just like the way he responds in
his tone whenever I ask him about it, he gets
very defensive.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah. Not a defensiveness is usually not a good sign
when it comes to that. Well, we'll see if we
can help you out. You already told us what grocery
store you guys are Rewards card members at. So we'll call,
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards member who
gets free flowers delivered to anybody that they want, and
we'll see if he sends us to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, I play a song, come back
(39:28):
and get your to catch theeater.
Speaker 18 (39:29):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater only on.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
The Tuble Show. Right in the middle of to Catch
a Cheater if you're just joining us, Alicia is on
the phone and she thinks that her husband of three years, Edward,
might be cheating. So we're about to call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards member at and tell him that every single month,
we choose one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his wife, Alicia or to somebody else.
But first, Alisha, why don't you refresh our memory of
(39:57):
your situation?
Speaker 10 (40:00):
Husband and I have been having problems lately, been going
to therapy and.
Speaker 11 (40:06):
Thinks it's not gotten worse, but.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
They haven't really gotten better.
Speaker 10 (40:09):
And lately he hasn't been coming home from work right away,
and he's been getting texts from his secretary pretty late
at night and won't tell me what they're about and
gets pretty defensive when I ask him.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
So, just wondering what's going on?
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, me too, see if we can find out for you.
Are you ready for us to call in?
Speaker 16 (40:30):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Okay, here we go. Well, Hi, this is horrible calling
from SO. I was looking for a rewards card. Remember
named Edward? Yes, speaking Hi Edward. Please don't hang up.
(40:53):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say congrats. Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 8 (40:58):
Wow, yeah, it must be.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Must be my lucky day what I win the flowers.
Every single month we choose one lucky Rewards Card member
at random to say thank you very much for being
a customer and chopping with us. You've won thirty six
long stin red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want within the fifty United States. It's a three hundred
and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Actually wow, Okay, yeah, no, thank you, thank you. I'm
in Yeah. Can I tell you who to make it
up to? All right?
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Let me get my form pulled up then, and okay,
first thing I'll need is the first and last name
of the person you want to send them to.
Speaker 8 (41:34):
Sure, yeah, make it.
Speaker 11 (41:36):
Up to Lizzy.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Okay, great, I will do that. And is there anything
you would like to put on a card before I
get the address and stuff?
Speaker 10 (41:46):
Sure?
Speaker 8 (41:46):
Yeah, put Alicia.
Speaker 14 (41:48):
I listened to the show too, and Lizzy is my
free pass. Okay, wait, whoa what are you serious right now?
Putting me on the show? Putting me on blast? You
know I listened to the show. I know your voice, buddy.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yeah, thank you for listening to the show. Obviously. Then
you know your wife is on the phone, Alicia and
suspects that you might be messing around.
Speaker 14 (42:09):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cheating on you with Lizzie.
I'm cheating on with you with Lidia And you don't
mean anything, all right.
Speaker 16 (42:18):
Listen, it's just musical.
Speaker 14 (42:19):
But guess what, she's my past because you cheated first,
and you know this.
Speaker 11 (42:22):
Did she tell you that? Did she tell you that
she's a cheater?
Speaker 2 (42:25):
Did she tell you.
Speaker 8 (42:29):
Let them know Alicia, do you want selmer? Should I?
Speaker 11 (42:31):
Alicia had sex with her?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, two months ago.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Do you know how I found out?
Speaker 11 (42:38):
We drive separate.
Speaker 14 (42:39):
So one day I came home, I found a condom
wrapper in the waste basket next to the bed in
my bat All right, do you think were you condoms?
Speaker 10 (42:47):
Know?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Okay, so then I'm ashamed.
Speaker 14 (42:50):
I felt being being cuckled by my Oh, your boss.
Speaker 10 (42:54):
The way you deal with it is to cheat on
me with your secretary.
Speaker 11 (42:58):
That's the way I deal with figure your secretary. That's
so cliche.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Yeah, that's the way that you.
Speaker 11 (43:04):
Deal with it.
Speaker 16 (43:05):
To get back at me.
Speaker 14 (43:07):
Oh, give me a break, like we haven't gone to therapy,
Like we haven't gone through this that you owe me.
Speaker 9 (43:12):
You admitted that we talked about having a free pass.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
Guess what, Lizzie is mine. I tried to be a
little bit I double about it.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yeah I was kind of obvious.
Speaker 14 (43:19):
But for you to get mad about it, let alone
go on the radio and call it out.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 11 (43:24):
Alicia?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
You hypocrite?
Speaker 5 (43:26):
So you lied about it, and it kind of doesn't
make it better that you just didn't. But Alicia, you
don't know, I mean it.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Sounds like you know you guys obviously have a lot
to talk about more to not talk about it anymore.
Speaker 10 (43:40):
I don't think you should just try to make it
an eye for an eye and get back at me
with your secretary and then lying to me about it.
Speaker 8 (43:48):
You were fine with an eye for an eye.
Speaker 11 (43:49):
You said you'd owed me all right?
Speaker 16 (43:51):
Do I have a free pass or not?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Well, that you should have just told her that you have,
that you were taking advantage of the past.
Speaker 10 (43:56):
I mean, at that point, no, I'm sorry if I
made you feel humiliated or called you out. That was
not what I wanted to do. I just felt like
you weren't talking to me and you couldn't tell me
what was going on. If you wanted a free path,
why didn't you have this conversation with me?
Speaker 16 (44:14):
Did you have a conversation with me before you cheated?
Do you think I wanted any of this?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Okay, well, Alicia, you got your answer.
Speaker 10 (44:25):
Am I just talk about this off the here when
we go home.
Speaker 11 (44:29):
I mean, I love you, and I don't.
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I don't want to keep fighting with you, or do
you guys want to be together?
Speaker 8 (44:38):
I didn't enjoy being with Lizzie.
Speaker 14 (44:41):
It was a one time thing and I'm I'm I'm
I'm calling it off.
Speaker 8 (44:44):
I don't want to do it again.
Speaker 14 (44:46):
I only did it because I felt like I had
to gain some kind of control all right, back in
the relationship. But no, you're who I want to be
with and I hate everything about it.
Speaker 8 (44:54):
I love you.
Speaker 11 (44:56):
I love it too.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Then really good. It sounds like you guys have something
to talk about now in therapy.
Speaker 12 (45:05):
Yeah, well, yeah, okay, good luck.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
I hope you work it out. I do me too.
I'm glad you guys have love there.
Speaker 16 (45:13):
Cool, Thanks a locus, appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 16 (45:17):
The Jewel shows to Catch a.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Cheater, give us three minutes and we'll give you everything
you need to know for the day. But it's time
for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Have you guys noticed the trend that's like every celebrity
is now opening up about their plastic surgery, even if
nobody asked them about it.
Speaker 4 (45:31):
Wait, what so?
Speaker 5 (45:32):
I think it was last week or the week before
somebody asked Kylie Jenner exactly what her like boob job was,
like how many ccs and like how it was placed
and all that stuff, and it went super viral and
ever since then there's.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
Also a weird question.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
Well, the girl was complimenting her. The person that like
asked was like, man, I think you have the best
fakies I've ever seen. I just want to know what
to ask for when I go in to go get
my boob job. And so she called out the doctor.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
Like prescription to the therapist because you don't need.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
That all that stuff, and so she was asked specifically.
Speaker 5 (46:04):
But now there's all of these celebrities that are coming
out just offering up what they did to.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Be trying to be viral, and they're like, yeah, I
want to be relevant. So yeah I did. Yes, I know,
I just saw headline.
Speaker 5 (46:15):
I didn't read it completely, but like Megan Trainer and
Kristin Cavalari are all chiming in and talking about what
they've had done. So I don't know, curious, I mean,
but transparency is trending then I think that's something.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
We can all get behind.
Speaker 7 (46:29):
No, sure, yes, are they doing the they're just talking
about like they're just their plastic surgery or anything else
they've had done.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
All Megan Trainer is also taking like the g l
P one shot and all that kind of stuff. So
they're just being open about what they're doing.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Yes, I don't. I mean, I just don't care. I
see somebody with a huge fake but I don't care
how many ccs are in it. I'm just like, oh,
they obviously have a fake butt. Okay, I don't know.
But some people are so interested in plastic surgery is
weird to me.
Speaker 5 (46:58):
Yeah or or not, And they're just getting it told
to them because it worked for Kylie.
Speaker 7 (47:03):
What's kind of crazy is what I heard the other
day is that like America is the only place where
like your body image is like put so much pressure on,
Like in other countries, no one cares. And they're like
this girl from like a different country came to America.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
She's like guys like I.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
But other countries are ugly and dumb, and that's why
America we put pressure on that kind of thing. Looks
make you smarter. Ugly old Europe they won't know the answer.
Good luck, That's why we left them. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
I was so jealous of the people in Spain. I
went to a nude beach when I was in Barcelona,
and I'm super body conscious, like I wish I wasn't,
but it's a thing, and I do need a therapist
for it?
Speaker 2 (47:44):
But whatever?
Speaker 19 (47:44):
So so, But I was there and I was just
looking at all these people that were just free, topless,
just running around, letting their bodies just and they all
looked so beautiful because they were so free, and not
everybody looked the same. There were different shapes, they were different,
like they glow different. It was just so amazing.
Speaker 6 (48:02):
But they also don't have big bread breathing down their neck.
They don't all the glutens running around. We learned that
big bread is a term.
Speaker 4 (48:11):
Why don't we have that?
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Because terrible? That's Americans eat the worst things on the planet. No,
it's it's bigger than that. It's capitalism, baby, Yeah, it's
for money, to make money.
Speaker 7 (48:24):
But why don't other countries don't care that much about
making money? Why do we.
Speaker 2 (48:27):
Because other countries, maybe I don't, I will probacte. They're
ugly dumb and they don't know enough. I guess I
don't know. But the red dye, they knew for thirty
years that that red dye was cancer caused the thirty
years they allowed people to eat it. Why because they
were getting paid?
Speaker 4 (48:44):
Yeah, but shouldn't people's health matter more.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Than you should move to Europe, you stupid.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
You know where they give people health care? Obviously you
need free healthcare. You're ugly.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
I'm silently laughing because it's funny and also it's so sad.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
But yes, your questions are very valid, Victoria, I don't
know your is America mad?
Speaker 9 (49:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
Or we got big butts that are fake and big
bread that's fake. Everything's fake and big and beautiful in America.
Speaker 4 (49:21):
Should I leave you a home sorry? Or leave it
on big Bread? I think you can leave it on
big Bread. I'll save.
Speaker 2 (49:25):
It's trending, all right. Your first day follow up is
coming up right for this, Oh, don't forget. The Jubel
Show will be live on stage June twenty second at
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Get your tickets. Just go to the Jubilshow dot com.
It's an American website run by Hot American and click
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(49:47):
Your first day follow up was right after this. It's
a Jubil.
Speaker 12 (49:49):
Shows Dirty Little Secret.
Speaker 2 (49:52):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (49:56):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (49:56):
Sweet?
Speaker 8 (49:57):
What is it?
Speaker 11 (49:58):
Well?
Speaker 13 (50:00):
Secret?
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Is I kind of fell I kind.
Speaker 20 (50:03):
Of feel a little Okay, I found a sex tape
on my girlfriend's phone.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Whoa, it's it of her?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 20 (50:14):
Well, she is one person in it, yes, oh three?
Speaker 2 (50:20):
Oh nice dude, But she has no idea you found this.
Speaker 16 (50:26):
Yeah, she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
She doesn't know I found it.
Speaker 8 (50:28):
I haven't talked to her about it.
Speaker 20 (50:30):
I don't know if it's like a only fans thing
or maybe she did.
Speaker 8 (50:35):
The old thing.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Is it well? Is it well shot? Like, how's the
production value?
Speaker 9 (50:39):
What?
Speaker 11 (50:43):
Actually?
Speaker 20 (50:43):
Yeah, it's uh, there was definitely a fourth person holding
that phone.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
So an only fans thing, right.
Speaker 20 (50:50):
Yeah, but she had Look, we've been together a couple
of months and she hasn't mentioned that she does.
Speaker 3 (50:55):
Look and honestly, no shame.
Speaker 20 (50:57):
In your hustle, like to anybody out there, like, if
that's what you do, that's awesome. And but she hasn't
brought it up to me. She hasn't mentioned she's done
it in the past or anything.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
Oh wow, you don't know anyone else in the video,
like it's not her ex or anything.
Speaker 16 (51:09):
Right, Well, actually that's the crazy thing.
Speaker 20 (51:13):
It's her and a guy I don't know or never
heard of this guy or seen him, but it's also
her best friend, her female best friend in that video.
Speaker 8 (51:25):
And I mean, look, uh see.
Speaker 20 (51:31):
When I'd say it's my secret and then I want
to talk to her, I'm not even saying confront her,
like I'm not even mad.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
You know, the whole world possibilities that you know, right
just opened eyes.
Speaker 20 (51:44):
It's more so, yeah, it's more so like, how can
I be this third guy in this video?
Speaker 16 (51:50):
Like how can we make that happen?
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Will look like, yeah, well good luck with that, and
thank you for telling that's your dirty little secret? All right?
Speaker 14 (52:03):
So you what's your dirty little secret
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