Things We Learned Way Too Late in Life

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, I just want to let everyone know if I
ever like go missing or anything crazy like that, don't
assume the worst.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I probably just blew away. So look in the bushes
or someplace like that.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, the Jewel Show, and what is something that you
learned way too late in life?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
We all have those things, like I gotta nip this
problem right in the butt.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
And then someone looks at you funny, and I was
like what, and you're like, yep, gotta nip it right
in the butt there like it's bud, nip it in
the bud. It's like Bud, Yeah, what, yes, since reason,
it's Bud. Welcome to the party. And then you have
to be like, I know, I was just testing you.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I was just kidding.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Well, there's a thread going viral of people sharing the
things they learned way too late in life, and it's funny.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
We'll go over it next.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Also text us with yours four one O six one,
or call us eight eight eight three four three one
O six one.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
What's something you learned.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Way too late in life so we can nip that
problem right in the butt. Next, it's the Jubal Show
until twenty eighteen, and I thought elon musk was a
kind of truck stop bathroom cologne from the makers of
Jovon Musk.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I wish it was really true.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
That's a text message we got in at four one
O six one because we asked the question, what's something
that you learned way too late in life? There's a
thread going viral with people sharing just that, and it's
pretty funny, so let's go over it. Also call us
eight eight three four three one O six one or
text in four one O six one, what's something that
you learned way too late in life. One of the
things from the thread said that ABC song and Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star have the same melody. I was twenty

(01:28):
seven years old, and I realized it.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Blew my mind ABCD. Gee, I didn't know that either.
It's so cool. I know that I was really the same.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
You tell me, but you learn them as two separate things,
so you don't think you're singing the same song. So
it's just not comprehended that way.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Another person on this thread of things people learned way
too late in life said, I once shouted I love
necrophilia during my class in tenth grade. I had just
read a book about a young teenage necromancer and got
the word mixed up.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh what is a necromancer?

Speaker 7 (02:04):
It's someone who fights like demons and stuff in like
fantasy books.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, it's fair, right.

Speaker 8 (02:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Whenever I hear that term, though, I always think the
other thing YE shouted so I'm away was like gross,
and I'm like, oh wait, no, it's not that bad.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Wait, I need to look up necromancer. We're all learning
it's a wizard or magician.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, let's okay. Oh that's not the same that guy.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I thought he was saying he loves wizards and magicians,
but he was saying something.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Way dim cold. Google the other one on your own.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Another thing that people say they learned way too late
in life says when I turned twenty one, all I
knew was that wine is red or white, So I
tried to order white wine and the waiter asked which one,
and I couldn't pronounce anything, so I just said, I'll
just actually have a water. Another thing somebody learned way

(02:57):
too late in life. Carrot cake is really with carrots,
they thought, because usually they put little carrots on top
with the piping that you ate around it.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
It wasn't carrots. Just like when you're eating it, what
do you think it is? It tastes like carrot.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
I don't think it does taste like carrots, but maybe
my mom made it with pounds and pounds of sugar.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
It's pretty delicious with the cream cheese frosting.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
I love a good cat cake, which brings up a
good question. Why don't we eat carrots with cream cheese?
You could?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I did. It's probably better for you not to, Oh man.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
I was that little kid though. If we had cream cheese,
I dip anything into it. It didn't matter what it was,
if it was a chip, if it was a carrot.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Taking bites off of hunks of cream cheese.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
I just got this text at four one six one
that says, Bob Bob Black Sheep has the same melody
as ABC song and Twinkle Took a Little Star.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Yeah, but listen, they found a hit and they just
kept playing it just like we do all this radio station.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Someone find it and just play it and play it
and play it and over and over and over again.
Really just had to sing.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
The same Thank you, Anina for the confirmation.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Another thing that somebody says they learned way too late
in life, that hump day is referring to the middle
of the week like getting over the hump.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Everybody. Oh man, hey, Sarah, Oh my.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
Gosh, this is so funny because you were kind of
just touching upon this with the song. So I'm watching
like old school Barney and Friends with my daughter, and yeah,
put the pieces together and find out the Barney theme
song is just the Yankee Doodle like exact that same
melody what it is?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yes, and the I love You song, you know, like
I love you love me?

Speaker 9 (04:53):
It's this old man like you know this so old man?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
He played one.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Oh yeah, all right, we found two hits.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, wow, text in four six one call us eighty
eight three four three one o six one. What's something
you learned way too late in life? Another person said
they didn't know that West Virginia doesn't mean the western
part of Virginia.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
That I didn't learn that it was a whole state
when they were thirty one.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
It says.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
When people are like, do they not, We're not gonna
tell them. That's what I'm thinking. That's okay, Victoria.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
Just the other day I thought it was not let's
play it by ear, but let's play it by year.

Speaker 10 (05:38):
You know what you're saying I was texting my roommate.
We were just like yeah. I was like, let's play
it by year, and she goes, what year? What are
you talking about?

Speaker 11 (05:44):
I was like, what do you mean?

Speaker 12 (05:45):
What year?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Like, We're gonna just play it by year, see how
things go. Try what year are you talking about?

Speaker 9 (05:49):
This year?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Next year?

Speaker 10 (05:50):
And I'm like, I'm confused. Why you're confused? And she's like,
you realize it's play it by ear right, like with
your ear. And I'm like, why am I going to
play it with my ear?

Speaker 13 (05:58):
Like?

Speaker 14 (05:58):
What?

Speaker 6 (05:59):
What kind of.

Speaker 14 (06:01):
Like me?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Talking about me? I was wrong and I looked it up.
It's another jubile phone frame. Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Hello, Hi, this is pe Deekins calling from hotel. I
was looking for a guest that's staying with us. Greta.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yes, this is she.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Hi, Greta, how are you today?

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I'm doing okay.

Speaker 15 (06:28):
I just good of a meeting.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I'm at a conference. Is there something that you need?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Did you get some good sleep last night in our hotel?

Speaker 11 (06:36):
It was fine?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I hear you? Did? I hear you did? Listen.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I'm calling to inform you of something We've had quite
an issue.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, what is the issue? I'm well, there should be
no issue, and I'm pretty busy right now.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
The issue is noise.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
We've gone quite a lot of noise complaints about you
and your room.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Okay, that's ridiculous because I didn't make any noise and
I also didn't hear.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Anything, specifically the snoring from me. Yes, so we have
done a lot of complaints from other guests at our
hotels staying on the same floor and floor above you,
that the snoring is rather loud. So we went ahead
and we've packed up your things. They're in the lobby
for you pick up.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Packed up? What do you mean you talked at my things?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
So how would anyone know where one? I don't snore,
and how do you even why would people be complaining
They don't even know where I'm saying or who I am?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
And how would you know you do snore quite loud?
I was, you know, working, when we're getting some of
the complaints last night.

Speaker 11 (07:34):
And so why.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Are you Last's funny You're not going to go into
my room and pack.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Up my things.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
No, I don't think there's nothing in the fine print
that says that I'm going to get kicked.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Out, yes, but there is noise a noise policy, and
so while you were sleeping, I went outside of your
door and I did record some of the snoring, and
it is quite loud.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
You can't just go up to somebody's hotel room and
like record them out. Do you work there? You work here?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yes, I do, And so your reservation has been canceled.
Your stuff is safe, it's behind the desk, so we can.

Speaker 16 (08:10):
Even cancel it.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
And my stuff is safe either. Where am I going
to go? I'm at a conference while the hotel rooms
are booked right now, don't you go?

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (08:17):
And you've been banned from any of our properties, and
we own a bunch of properties in the area, so
it's going to be tough to find a spot that'll
handle the snoring. But we do thank you for your business.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
And uh, just is absolutely ridiculous. Do you have somebody
else that I can talk to right now? What was
your name again?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
My name is Pete, Pete Deakins.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Okay, Pete, Where can I talk to your manager?

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Please?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I am the current manager on duty.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't care if that you're the current manager on duty.
I want to talk to someone higher than you. There's
going to be a superior.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I do have some recommendations for some very good sleep
doctors for sleep apnam, you know, based on how loud
the snoring was, just in case you want to talk
to them. And if you do, go see a doctor
and get a note, we can let you just stay
back on one of our properties.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
At some point, Oh pluchure, I could press charges on you.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Oh speaking of is I actually forgot yes, So all
of the charges that you incurred for the that you
won't have to pay for obviously the whole week, but
you will be charged a one time fee of seven
hundred dollars for the noise complaints.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
So sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Seven hundred dollars because I don't even know why you're charging.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Me for that.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I could technically charge you seven hundred dollars person or
but I didn't do that.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
So you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You're a piece of I don't even know who you
are and what you're doing. I think that's illegal. I'm coming.
I'm leaving this conference right now that I've already missed
because of this call, and you're going to have one
very angry customer in the lobby yelling about how you
kick people up because they snore, and record them and
pack up their stuff and ban them and then.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
Charge them for.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Well, before you do that, let me just let you know.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
This is actually Jebel from the Jubeil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your boyfriend Jason set you up?

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Are you kidding me? Chasing?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, it is a joke.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yes, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
He said that you're at a boring word conference and
wanted to give you something to brighten your day.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Boring.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Gosh.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
That's so I'm not kicked out of my hotel room.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
No, you're not, and I don't for the work. Wake
up every morning with jewbile phone Franks, it's time for
Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 5 (10:18):
This is a sentence I never thought I would say,
But the demand for sausages is rising so high that
it may actually be a red flag.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
And it's a red flag and also a life hack.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
So the uptick in sausage demand is meaning that consumers
are trying to spend less money and they're going for
the sausages because they're still high protein.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's a great option. It can take you further. Dinner.
Sausage is a wonderful treat.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
I don't know the differ between any sausages, but I
think it's a wonderful thing.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Is there's a lot of different sausages and that's the
best part about it. But they're like, it's cheaper than
getting chicken or some filet mignon. Really, so you can
go ahead and get yourself some sausage and get that protein.
Heyfigure out to cook it for Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't.
That's the economy. It's basically a sign. It's a sign
of it's a sign of recession.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
It's our collective red flag, right. That's that's why. That's
why it's a red flag, is that.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
People are trying to spend less and then and that
is just making people feel more and more like we're
heading towards a recession. But that's I mean, I also
feel like we say that every day because everything kind
of points in that direction.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
I mean, yeah, if you're reading certain articles.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
Listen, the economy goes up, the economy goes down, and
that's just how it goes.

Speaker 8 (11:28):
Man, just right that way before the high way. This
is something you can't really do much about, to be honest, Yeah,
I don't. I've never done a drug in my life.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Actually I know, but yeah, I I just think that.
You know, hey, yeah, times are hard. Just do what
you can do.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Get some and get some sausage.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
It is an excellent choice, especially if you go and
you get like the healthy ones. But I guess those
aren't any cheaper than the other stuff, right.

Speaker 17 (11:53):
Never mind, Like especially if you get the overpriced organic
ones like the chicken Jimmy, just get some sausage in you, right, will.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
So life hack.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
If you already go to Trader Joe's, then you know
that their chicken sausages are where it's at.

Speaker 18 (12:08):
Love.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
They are very good. They're chicken upset my Tommy. Yeah,
they're so good.

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Apple's expected to launch iPhone sixteen at its September event
that is happening on September ninth. So this whole event
is called It's Glow Time, and it's taking lace in
the stock in the Steve job Seater and Apple Park,
and it's all going to be streamed online per usual.
But we're not sure what glow Time means. So I'm
sure that will be rolled out on September ninth. And
also we do know that or we don't know, but

(12:35):
we're expecting to hear that AI is going to be greatly.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Involved in the launch of Oh yeah sixteen. Oh yeah.
I don't know what that means. Does that mean you
have a pocket robot?

Speaker 7 (12:43):
Like, well, they've already they've already said a couple of
things that they're doing with AI that it's it's interesting.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I mean, it's already in your like Siri is Ai?

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Right?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yea, So it's it's just it's more of the same
from Apple.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
Can you pick your own friend? That would be really cool.
I think you're a friend. I don't like Sirio.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Don't like Sirio. You can already change voice, you can,
but you still got to call it Siri.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
So I just want to like chick my own friend, Jacob,
guy that jabot.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
You in my pocket?

Speaker 15 (13:12):
Jake.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Anyway, speaking of guys, I don't know why this is
such a dude thing. Why do guys hate doing laundry
so much? Like they really do? And Channing Tatum is
the perfect example of what so many men that I've
known in my life, by the way, extremely wasteful do
to avoid doing laundry.

Speaker 9 (13:31):
I do.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
So he just opened up in a recent interview, and
I wanted to talk about it. And Brad you can
definitely give your two cents. But he hates doing laundry
so much that in early two thousands he had an
entire year of white T shirts, which meant that he
wore a new white T shirt every single day. He
just went out and bought I guess three hundred and
sixty five white T shirts.

Speaker 18 (13:49):
O YY.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
But this dude I used to hang out with did
the same thing with white boxer briefs. He had a
stack of brand new packaging of boxer briefs that he
would just open up and wear new ones every day
because he didn't want to do laundry.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
He threw away the old ones or what would he do?
That's wasteful.

Speaker 7 (14:03):
It is at the economy.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I guess there's a certain.

Speaker 7 (14:08):
Dear laundry boys. Yeah, that's hard. Honestly, you feel good
after you do it. It's like it you ever have
that feeling You're like, I don't want to get a shower,
I'm tired, and then you get a shower, You're like,
why don't I do this all the time, every minute
of every day. It's kind of that's how I feel
about laundry. I never want to do it. I do
it and then I go it feels nice.

Speaker 11 (14:24):
It does.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
It does feel nice, and I would encourage you to
do it because otherwise a past.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, that's what's trending.

Speaker 12 (14:31):
First day follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 3 (14:38):
Allegra is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Gary.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if you'll tell us why he's a ghostinger and
maybe get her another date. But first, Allegra, how long
has it been since you heard from Gary?

Speaker 11 (14:52):
It has been five days?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Who's keeping tracker? You know anything? Five Jay's on the dot?
What was your last interaction with him?

Speaker 19 (15:00):
Like, Uh, it was great, Like he asked me to
maybe go on a second date and I was looking
for that, just even a text from him, And yeah,
now's the fifth day I've been feeling. I haven't been sleeping.
I know that's embarrassing, but I just really liked him
a lot.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Have you tried to reach out to him?

Speaker 19 (15:22):
Yeah, I sent, Like, I sent three texts and I
think that's about it.

Speaker 11 (15:25):
Like, I'm not gonna push it anymore.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
What are you saying in the text?

Speaker 19 (15:29):
Are you just like hey, yeah, I'm just like hey,
I had a great time.

Speaker 11 (15:34):
And then the other one was like, hope you're doing well.

Speaker 19 (15:36):
Third one was like, hey, do you want to go
to six Flags together or something?

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Okay, well let's try to figure it out. Why don't
you tell us about your date?

Speaker 19 (15:46):
Yeah, so we had a picnic at the park and
we went to a market, got some sandwiches, and I
brought Monopoly.

Speaker 11 (15:55):
That was fine.

Speaker 19 (15:56):
We went to go see a movie after so I
thought like things were going really well.

Speaker 11 (16:01):
There was chemistry, in my opinion.

Speaker 19 (16:03):
We just talked about like where we went to school,
like what our hobbies are. And I feel like I
really liked how quirky he was and and that like
he had he was interested in, like reptiles, And I
really tried to engage with him and telling how him
how my dad also has like like esoteric interests. And

(16:24):
I was really nervous, honestly, So I don't I'm afraid
if I like messed up or anything, but I was
just really anxious maybe I like said something out of
the blue or made him feel bad about liking reptiles.

Speaker 11 (16:38):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Do you remember anything awkward that you might have said?

Speaker 19 (16:43):
Yeah, well, I think he told me before like on
his previous relationship. He uh, he cheated on his last girlfriend,
And so I kind of maybe said, like, yeah, like
that wasn't.

Speaker 11 (16:57):
A good thing to do, Like maybe I wasn't support
to him.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
You know, it's a pretty bold thing to come out
on a first date and they cheated on their last person.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
You I have a track record of cheating in my relationship. Yeah,
al so you probably don't want to be supportive of that.
I think it's okay to say that that was a
bad decision.

Speaker 19 (17:16):
Yeah, yeah, So I don't know what's happened since.

Speaker 11 (17:19):
And yeah, we've been texting.

Speaker 19 (17:22):
For two weeks on it from a dating app, so
we were like, we've already gone through the first stages
of like ice breakers, so that's why we we dive
pretty deep that day.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Okay, well, we'll play a song come Back, and then
call him and see if you'll tell us why he's
ghosting you and maybe get to another date. Okay, thank
you so much. All right, well, play song come Back,
Get your first day follow up next. Right in the
middle of today's first date follow up, and if you're
just joining us. Allegra is on the phone, and Allegra
is getting ghosted by a guy named Gary, and we're
about to call him and see if he'll tell us

(17:51):
why he's ghostinger and see if we can get her
another date. But first, Allegra, why don't you catch everybody
up on your situation?

Speaker 20 (17:58):
Yeah, it's been fine day since he texted me, and
I thought our first date went amazing. Maybe I heard
his feelings on something that was personal, and yeah.

Speaker 11 (18:10):
I'm just curious to see like what he's up to.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
It's been a while.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
You ready? Yeah, Okay, here we go. Well, Hi, I
speak to Gary please.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah, this is Gary, Gary.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
My name is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jebel Show. Hi Gary, I'm Nina Als
on the show.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Hi everyone, how are you? I'm good? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Do you ever listen to the radio show at all?

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Yeah? I have?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Okay? Great? Have you ever heard a first date follow
up before?

Speaker 6 (18:52):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
I have?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Well, then you know that that's the segment that we
do where if you go on a date with someone
and then end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're
ghosting them. Yes, so we got an email about you, Gary.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Oh did you Yes?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
He did.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Any idea who would email us and say that you're
ghosting him?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I can think of one person.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, Okay, does it start with an a?

Speaker 4 (19:23):
Did it analy alegra Yes.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
She emailed us. We talked to her. She told us
about your date.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
She said she really liked you, but she's confused and
wants to know what you're ghosting her?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Would you mind telling us?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Certainly? Well, did she tell you about the date?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
She did?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
She said it was good. She said, you guys went
to like to a park and then you like reptiles. Yeah,
she said, She said, you guys talked about a bunch
of stuff, including the fact that he like reptiles, and
she said.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
It was a really good date.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Yeah. We went to a I guess you could call
it a park, but it was actually a graveyard. We Yeah,
she laid a picnic blanket over, just you know, like
a random person's grave, and then she wanted us to
eat on it.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Okay, so you guys met at the graveyard. She took
you to the graveyard, took her to the graveyard. How
did you get to a graveyard?

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Well, she said she wanted to have a picnic, and
so I met her and she she took me to
what she said was going to be a great spot
for picnic and then she, like I said, she just
laid it. Brought me to a graveyard. I kind of
thought we were walking through the graveyard to go to
the next you know that there was a park on
the other side. But no, no, it was like full

(20:37):
picnic basket on top of someone, you know, someone who
is decomposing.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
You didn't say anything about that, like, hey, we go
to like where there's a picnic table that part and
not dead people.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
I was, I mean, I was shocked, frankly, and I
was I was hungry, so I was too hungry to lay.
She was just talking the whole time, so I maybe
got like two words, and I I was just sort
of in shock. It just felt like you know, when
you're running out the clock and it just couldn't move
any slower.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Did she address the fact that you guys were at
a graveyard while she was talking to you and you
were eating.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Oh? Yeah, she loved it. She thought it was fantastic
and it's so cool that this is here and that
we can enjoy this sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
My mom's like that. She totally would.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
My mom loves going to different graveyards and just celebrating
people's lives and learning about them.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
I don't think that's what they were doing. I mean,
I don't know. Maybe she's got a fascination with it too,
you know.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
I thought maybe it was someone that she loved. But
then she started talking about how she, you know, likes
to go to different grave sites and.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Do the same thing, like have picnics at the graveyard.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Yeah, and sometimes she goes by herself, she said. Sometimes
it's just she likes to bring a blanket and sunbathe.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
My mom always says that the whole idea is that
if you don't acknowledge them and then they are forgotten.
I mean, for me, I would be very creeped out
in a graveyard. I'm just wondering if her mentality is
similar to my mother's, where it's just that she wants
to honor people that she doesn't know it was.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
If we weren't at a graveyard, it was just a
picnic in a park, but it was on a grave.
I just I thought it was it was super weird,
and if I'm being honest, it was probably the worst
situation that I've ever been in.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Okay, well a Lego felt differently. She thought it was great.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Oh I know, yeah, she made that very clear. I
like it felt like maybe she was. At one point
I was like, is this is she wanting to leave
me in the grave? And is there?

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I mean, okay, yeah, I'm over here, back behind this,
behind this building.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I mean that's kind of smart.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Well, Gary Allegra is on the phone listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 15 (22:57):
Oh yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
I forgot she that that's what you do. She's right
there on the phone.

Speaker 11 (23:04):
Ah, Hi, Gary, you're a buyer.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
You you loved it.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
So I I was uncomfortable when you kept saying do
you do you love it? Isn't this great? Don't you
love it? And I said, yeah, like that you think
that's how somebody says yeah when they're excited about something.

Speaker 21 (23:25):
Well, you could be.

Speaker 19 (23:26):
A little more honest, because I didn't get the cue.
Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I don't know you're gonna cheater?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
How did I what?

Speaker 14 (23:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (23:38):
You should feel guilty? Like still to this day. So, yeah, you.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Told me, what are you talking about?

Speaker 19 (23:44):
You told me that chelas relationship?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Absolutely not. I don't mean what are you talk this?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
I never said that plastic cheater mode.

Speaker 11 (23:58):
Honestly, I don't even know who you are.

Speaker 14 (23:59):
Gary.

Speaker 11 (23:59):
I wish I never met you.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Oh well, don't say that too quickly, Gary, would you
like another date with a legro?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
We'll pay for it?

Speaker 4 (24:07):
No, no, thank you?

Speaker 11 (24:10):
Yeah you Gary.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Juble's first day follow up.

Speaker 22 (24:17):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to like.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus
Victoria your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez
in a pool floating game of trivia for all the
trivia glory. Also, speaking of pool floating, don't get caught
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(24:51):
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call us now if you want to play Victoria eight
eight eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. You can
also dm us at the Jubile Show or go to
the Jewbilshow dot com. And now for some fun brain
exercises to get little Vicky's head all ready to go
for the game.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
You ready? Word association, Victoria?

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Okay, first word that comes to mind when I say
tell a tubby purple splash.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
Splish, splish slash, taking a bath, dirty Vicky.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Vicky go, It is all right, Victoria, it's coming up
right after this.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's the Jubile Show.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
I've got room for one more if you still want
to go to ask But where did you find that some.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Kid back in town traded the van for it?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Straight up, I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog, you know, Lloyd.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any domer,
you go and do something like this.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
And totally reveal yourself.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
This is time for is a favorite trivia game.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
You versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own
Victoria ramires in a game of trivia for one hundred
dollars Macy's gift card. And let's meet our contestant for
you versus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Adam. What's up? Adam?

Speaker 15 (26:10):
Yay?

Speaker 6 (26:11):
How's it going?

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Pretty good? How are you not bad?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Not bad?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Do you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria?

Speaker 15 (26:18):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Let's see if I do.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Victoria, do you have anything to say to that?

Speaker 10 (26:23):
Hey, one days smoke, but no, I'm about to.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I'm bringing the smoke. Oh yeah, I'm bringing the smoke.
Day sucker.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
You need to work on your trash talk skills. Okay,
we'll do that after all right, Adam. The game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 21 (26:48):
Okay, all right, it sounds good.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
All right man, here we go. Your time starts now?
What weekend, Superman.

Speaker 16 (26:56):
Chryst Night?

Speaker 5 (26:57):
How long should you wash your hands with soap to
get rid of the germs?

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Thirty second, what is a.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Baby owl called.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
Path?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Which dwarf from snow White mixes up his words.

Speaker 11 (27:11):
Dobe.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Where did the Industrial Revolution begin?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
These are day eighteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
The second full moon in a month is called what.

Speaker 21 (27:23):
I don't know that?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Bring Victoria into the studio, Adam Wall. Victoria is getting
comfortable putting your headphones back on. What's something you would
like the world to know today?

Speaker 6 (27:31):
I'm a professional garbage man, cool better than an amateur one.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
I love going to the dump too. It's so much fun.
You do. You don't live far.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
I live right next to a dump and I'm there
all the time, just for fun, just to throw stuff
out of the car.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
It's fun. I got a couch the other day, was great.
He did really, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Some wold got pulled up and I was like, hey, man,
that's a nice couch. You're thrown out and he's like, yeah,
I don't want to get rid of it. But my
wife hates it. And I was like, well, I love it.
You're outside that couch, sucker.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah, the couch. It was tough. It's funny. I don't
know what I'm gonna do with it. It's just in
my garage. But all right, Victoria, you ready, I think?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
So here we go thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass.
And you have to be Adam outright to win, and
Adam you can tell Victoria win.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
To go all right?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
What weakens? Superman?

Speaker 21 (28:20):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (28:21):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (28:23):
Light?

Speaker 2 (28:23):
How long should you wash your hands with soapd to
get rid of germs?

Speaker 14 (28:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Thirty seconds? I'ment? What is a baby a'l? Called baby a'l?
Which work from snow? White mixes up his words snoopy, troopy.
I don't know where did the industrial revolution begin? Drowsy? Oh? Where? Where?

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
In the US, the second full moon in a month
is called what a new full moon?

Speaker 23 (28:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Alright, let's sit.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
It on over the scoreboard and see how you guys
did about a scoreboard producer Brahead, I don't think you're
named an actual dorm at.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Yeah, drowse, drowsy just describes what you are today. You
are yawning right before the game.

Speaker 7 (29:04):
It didn't get one correct because I'm being nice, and
Adam got two correct.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Adam, congratulations, what did she get?

Speaker 15 (29:11):
Bread?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Nina?

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Just give me the point, okays Adam?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Awesome, thank you. Yeap all, let's go over the answers
now with Nina.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Okay, Superman's weak spot is kryptonite. You should wash your
hands for at least twenty seconds. So is that where
you're giving her credit?

Speaker 6 (29:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:26):
She said thirty and then she said one minute. And
I'm going to accept a wide range of ans. O.

Speaker 15 (29:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
So that was a gimmy, because like that was a gimme.
I got it right.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
A baby owl is called this is so cute and
outlet no baby owls, and alas called.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
The baby owl. I don't know who made that up,
but give me at all.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Let no, okay, it's moist. It's a moist outlet. That's
definitely the dwarf from snow White that mixes up his
words is doc. The industrial began in Britain and the
second full moon in a month is called a blue moon.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
What are you tripping about? Industrial revolution started in Britain?
I feel like I should have known that. How did
I not?

Speaker 5 (30:06):
I just want tone.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Of these questions. You should know, Victoria?

Speaker 24 (30:11):
I agree, I don't. Also, who is don't from the
snow White? They all have like droopy, drowsy mummy. I
don't know the other name name.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Well, none of those are actual Drowsy is one of them. Sleepy,
Oh my gosh, Adam.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Thanks for playing me playing versus Victoria at the same
time every single weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria,
you can always dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jebelshow dot comftable.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubil Show.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Brian is on the phone today for to catch Cheater,
and he and his girlfriend Amanda have been together five years.
But now Brian suspects that she might be messing around.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call her and
see if we can catch him. A first, Brian, what's
going on?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Man?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Why do you think a man is cheating on you?

Speaker 6 (30:54):
Aman has always been one of those kind of free
spirit type of people, if you know what I mean.
Since we first started dating, she kind of wandered off
into oblivion sometimes and then I'll find her letter with
some new friend that she made along the way.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Oh, I know.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
I keep telling her I'm going to put a cow
bell around her so I know she's on the move.
So Amanda is a smart woman, but she just kind
of gets slighty sometimes. She sometimes she talked in the
things that she wouldn't normally do. For example, she wandered
off of the party that we were both at and

(31:31):
I found her out back with some guy that was
getting all nice and cozy.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
With her and obviously hitting on her heart.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
I told Amanda later that he was being too friendly,
and she just said no, he was just being nice
and that she knew better.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Look.

Speaker 15 (31:48):
I trust Amanda, but I don't trust.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Other dudes around her. She can be taken advantage of easily,
and I don't want to see that happen to her. Okay, Yeah,
I mean again, We've been together five years and I
feel like I know her, you know. And but this
is where it's kind of been getting to me lately.
Amanda seems to me more aloof when we've been together.

(32:11):
I'll come home from work and she's gone for hours
at a time, so never say where she's going or
where she went, And when there's something important that talked
to her about, she barely pays any attention to me.
She's just scrolling and texting whoever on her phone. So
the straw that broke the Camel's back was when we
were sitting on our couch watching one of our shows

(32:32):
and she got.

Speaker 15 (32:33):
A text like Amanda, picked your phone.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
Up, texted back real quick, but then she immediately tuck
to another side of where she was sitting, but not
quick enough. I mean I caught out of the corner
of my eye some dude named Mike asking when he
could see her again.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh, have you asked her about this? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (32:54):
I did.

Speaker 6 (32:54):
I didn't see if she responded, but I did ask
her who Mike was, and she shrugged it off and
said it was a work buddy.

Speaker 15 (33:04):
I could tell she was lying again.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
I know her.

Speaker 15 (33:06):
She's a horrible liar, But being the guy I am,
I just let it go.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
I need to know if Amanda is actually running around
on me, or at least find out what's going on
in her head. Her friends don't tell me anything, like
they're they're covering for something. I want the truth.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Okay, okay, So.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
This is all new behavior. She never would disappear for
hours at a time before. I mean this, the text
message is definitely a flag.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
But she's a free spirit. But this got to the
point where it like it's normal for to at least
at some.

Speaker 15 (33:39):
Point contact me and let me know she's okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Okay, yeah, that is kind of strange. How long can
I see you again? Is that what the tech said?

Speaker 6 (33:48):
Yes, it's something to that effect from from Mike.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I mean that's.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Interesting, yeah, really incriminating. It was a work buddy, be
like tomorrow, buddy, Yeah, tomorrow at work?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Yeah, literally every day.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
I'm sorry, this is it's not funny and just it
is kind of I don't know what to think.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
All right, well figure it out for you.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Already told us what grocery store she's a rewards card
member at, So we'll play us don't come back and
then call her and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
Awards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if she chooses to
send those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, thanks play.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Us, don't come back and get your to catch a
cheeter next Rando.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
The middle of to Catch Acheter, if you're just joining us,
Brian is on the phone and Brian suspects that his
girlfriend Amanda of five years might be cheating. So We're
about to call her and pretend to be from the
grocery store that she's a rewards card member at and
say that every single month, we choose one RWARS card
member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department and see if she sends them to him
or to somebody else. But first, Brian, why don't you

(34:54):
catch everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 6 (34:56):
So Amanda, she can be kind of flighty and whatnot,
but some things weird. We were watching one of our
favorite shows together and I could tell that she was
hiding text from me that she's making with some guy
named Mike. She said he's a coworker. But I don't
believe her, and I love her, and I just want
to know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 18 (35:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (35:18):
Okay, sure, okay, here you go.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from I was looking
for a rewards card member named Amanda. Yeah, that's me, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations here this month's big winner.

Speaker 11 (35:47):
Wow, wow, that's great.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Congratulations.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
So you've just won thirty six long stem red roses
A box of chocolate or other kind of candy and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want
within the the United States of these Americas.

Speaker 11 (36:02):
Wow, oh, thank you. That's great. Okay, Well, like, what.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Do you need for me?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Well, it's pretty simple. I can take down the information
over the phone in just a few minutes.

Speaker 11 (36:13):
Okay, cool. Yeah, I can give you the information so
you can send flowers.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yes, it's it's thirty six long stim red roses.

Speaker 25 (36:22):
I actually want to send this to a guy. But okay,
I don't really want to send flowers. Is there anything
else I could send?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yes, you can.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
This does happen from timetime. We do have gift cards
at the store, so you can choose a gift card.
It won't be as much worth as much as the flowers,
so we can do one hundred dollars gift card.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
Yeah. Do you have like a a hardware store.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
We've got cards, so that's great. Okay, one hundred dollars
and it'll still include candy and a card to go
along with it if you would like that.

Speaker 11 (36:58):
Yeah, yeah, great, that's great.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Cool. So who would you like to send them to?
What's the first and last name?

Speaker 11 (37:05):
Uh, first name is Mike.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Okay, Mike, would you like to write anything to go
along with it? In the card?

Speaker 11 (37:15):
Here's to building a new relationship.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 15 (37:22):
Wait wait, what do you.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Mean new relationship?

Speaker 15 (37:25):
What is this about?

Speaker 6 (37:26):
Amanda?

Speaker 10 (37:28):
What?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Amanda? That's your boyfriend Brian of five years. This is
actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show. My name
is Jubal, I'm Nina Fie, I'm Victoria, and we.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Do a segment where if you think your significant other
is cheating, you can try to catch them. And that's Brian,
your boyfriend on the phone.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
I started getting excited because.

Speaker 15 (37:46):
I was thinking about the cabinets that.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
We talked about putting.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
In the house.

Speaker 15 (37:49):
And then all of a sudden, who's Mike.

Speaker 11 (37:55):
I'm on the radio right now?

Speaker 13 (37:57):
Like what?

Speaker 6 (37:59):
Yeah? Because look I can tell that that text to Mike.
You're lying about it being a coworker obviously.

Speaker 11 (38:09):
Now, yeah, you're right, you're correct.

Speaker 25 (38:14):
I am seeing somebody else, and I'm seeing somebody else
that doesn't treat me like a toy or has me
on a leash the entire time. Brian, if you want
to do this publicly, we can do this publicly, like
for the entire relationship. You've constantly made me feel like
an object rather than a person, a woman.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
I've never treated her like that that I knew that's
what was going on when I saw that text from
this Mike guy.

Speaker 25 (38:40):
Yeah, yeah, I mean what the only reason why you
saw any text on my phone is because you are
constantly nuping on my phone. He has tacked it into
my phone more times than I can then I can count,
regardless of whatever password I put in, whatever times I've
changed it, he literally watches my keystrokes, and then it
has been that the only way he would have seen anything.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
I feel for you in that way, Amanda, how communever
did anything about it before?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I have said this all the time.

Speaker 25 (39:09):
Anytime I talk to anybody, he's always like right there,
like listening and being a chaperone and listening. And even
if I talk to somebody like any guy for the
past five years, you freak out anytime and you sit
there and they're like, who's that guy? Why were you
talking to him? And I'm just talking to people. I'm

(39:33):
talking to people at parties. I try to talk to
your friends, to my friends, and you're constantly like questioning
me all the time, all the time. So when I
met Mike, he was just nice. He was just a
nice guy.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
But you know, you have your friends. That's play why
none of your friends talked to me or tell me
what's going on.

Speaker 11 (39:54):
To cover for your lives. Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 26 (39:58):
They don't cover up from my lives, but they don't
talk to you because they know what you do and
how you treat me. Not only that, but they all
know that you tried me to get to do an
OnlyFans account, that you were going to overtreat me and
take care of all the payments.

Speaker 11 (40:14):
You've always treated me.

Speaker 25 (40:15):
Like I'm some pride that you could show up and
bring all this money off of I think that you
get off on the idea that guys can't have me,
and I think it turns you on.

Speaker 11 (40:26):
Oh come on, you know I.

Speaker 6 (40:28):
Never talked about making an only fans account.

Speaker 15 (40:31):
That was your idea.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
I called bull stupid.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
No, that's exactly what you did.

Speaker 11 (40:37):
That's exactly what you did.

Speaker 25 (40:38):
You were like, you should do this things. It would
pay for some of your hair stuff. You come on
to it and monetize it. That's exactly what you were
going to do.

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Okay, whatever you say but Amanda, you didn't have to
cheat on me five years. Come on, just just break up.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I cheated on you because you deserved it. Oh she's
she hung up.

Speaker 14 (41:05):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
I honestly I don't know what she was talking about.
I obviously can't trust her. The only fan saying her idea,
I'm done. I'm done.

Speaker 18 (41:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
It sounds like you guys need to be done at
least I know.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Thanks, thanks guys for helping me out.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
You'll find someone who you work better with. Trust me man.

Speaker 12 (41:25):
Definitely the Jewel shows to catch a cheater when people
give me directions and they're like, you can't miss it,
and I'm like, baby, you do not know what I'm
caving of.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
This is a jewel show. And do you like baby talk?
Sometimes the Jewels.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Well, a new survey just revealed the most hated pet
names among men and women. Whether it's cutie pants, putting
pop lover pants, or mister short stick. What pet name
is apparently the absolute worst in relationships?

Speaker 2 (42:10):
We'll go over it next. It's the Jewbill Show. You
know how it is.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
You're in a new relationship, you're just so cute you
keep coming up with new names for each.

Speaker 23 (42:20):
Other, like Cutie McGee or bagerts and big Speed or
muffin Top's mcwiggly pants, and then over time nicknames change
to I'll be in the car, we need to.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Go, or do you really need to be in the
bathroom that long? What are you doing in there?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Well, a new survey just revealed the most hated pet
names among men and women. What is the number one
most hated nickname? We'll tell you in a second, but
first let's go over some of the other nicknames that
are on the list. Overly sappy nicknames the ladies dislike honeymoon.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Okay, I would respond to that. I definitely respond to that.
Sounds like honey buns. I don't think I've ever called
anybody honey bun. I don't think I have either. I
was I was born after the thirties. It does sound
like a very old timey one. I think that's why
it's cute, though, because you don't hear it very much. Honey.
I'm like, what hey, honey by, you got some nice
gams in my lap.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Another farther sappy nickname that is most disliked by the
ladies angel pie.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Who does that? No idea? It's kind of graphic sweet,
but whatever. I'm like, why are you doing that? It
seems too long?

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah, text in fur one or six one? Do you
have pet names that you absolutely do not like? These
are the overly sappy nicknames that women dislike. The most
pudding is on there. I've never called a woman pudding either.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah, I've never heard that either. All food Who's nicknames?
Where are you?

Speaker 5 (43:50):
That's cool old foods. Yeah, seriously, if you're gonna call
me food, like, make it a fruit. At least it's
like I'm a pee strawberry, papaya, dragon.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Dragon fruits. Good morning, my little dragon fruit. Actually cute
you call your kid. I need some coffee.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Most hated overly sappy nickname by women is muffin.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Oh yeah, I don't like muffin. I used to call
a guy muffin. That's like you call your dog muffin,
but we call each other muffin.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
What.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Yeah, seriously, Yeah it was muffin back and forth. Oh,
I got business meetings, muffins.

Speaker 7 (44:30):
I just saw a whole day in the life of
whatever that relationship was, and I'm so annoying.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Probably one of my healthiest relationships.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Uffing.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
I'm like, oh, we were cute once upon a nime.
That's for the nicknames that women prefer. They prefer nicknames
like sexy.

Speaker 19 (44:51):
No, I don't, don't you like muffin, but nally sexy, yeah,
because I just feel like that's just what people throw
out and they're just you know, hollering out whoever, like,
forgot your name?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
What's up? Sexy? Like sexy doesn't feel emotional, okay. Lovely
is another one that women prefer. That's too long. Hey,
they're lovely. I think it's the same vibe as what
Nina said about sexy. It's kind of what, like, you
forget your name?

Speaker 7 (45:14):
Boys say, hey, yeah, and that's a British mona.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Whatever you want. The way you said that though, something
different over there.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Beautiful and gorgeous are the two nicknames that women prefer
the most.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
I use both those.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Yeah, still give me a beautiful kind of really. Yeah,
there was this one guy I would date every single morning.
You would text me the same thing, good morning beautiful.
But then it started to get like not personal. How
many people are you texting good morning beautiful?

Speaker 14 (45:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (45:56):
So much.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
But if you want to tell me I am beautiful
in a different context, I'm okay with that okay, but
you know what's up?

Speaker 6 (46:04):
Dale?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
How are you?

Speaker 18 (46:05):
I'm good man?

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Do you no?

Speaker 15 (46:08):
I actually hate them?

Speaker 21 (46:09):
Man, It's crazy, man, because my story is a little
different because me and my wife we knew each other
since preschool, like we grew up together, right, and when
I was younger. It's not really an odd situation because
when I was younger, I was a chubby kid. So
they used to call me cheeseburger, right, that was the nickname,
but she used.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
To go meche.

Speaker 21 (46:30):
I hate it anytime I meet somebody from the old neighborhood.
That's how you know, because they'll call me cheeseburger. That's
how you know it for a long time.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
You call the show a lot. Can we start calling
you cheeseburger? Please?

Speaker 18 (46:42):
Don't gives me flash back, man, Dang, but the thing
is right. My wife she called me cheese for short.

Speaker 21 (46:52):
Now, I don't like that. When she's mad at me,
she's trying to be funny. She called me cheeseburger just
to be funny, to push me up.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
That is pretty funny, and your nickname is cheese. And
then the one when she's mad he was cheating.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
I kind of like your relationship a lot, man. I
know there's a lot of worse things are gonna be
called when someone's anger at you. Trust me, I've been
calling them before.

Speaker 26 (47:15):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
She's calling you. Vegan cheese the number one most hated
nickname in couples. Babe.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
What.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
I guess what that's most used. I know I do too,
and I like saying babe. I don't know why I
actually like this one. I like babe.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
The only thing with babe is like if you're in
like a group, setting her at a party or something.
Since everybody calls their person babe, it's like when you
it's like and you someoneh's super jealousy, like you called
her babe.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
No, I was talking to you. She was in the group.
She's also called babe.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
It's time for Nita's what's trending. We're really in the future.
There's a company that is selling us sunlight after dark.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Wait.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Yes, it's a tech startup called reflect Orbital, and it's
planning to launch a constellation of mirrored satellites into orbit
that can be sunlight anywhere on Earth, so you can
have sunlight after dark.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
But it's not the actual sun. It's fake sun.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
No, no, it is it's the actual Sun that they're
mirroring from the Sun and they're directing it down to Earth.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
It's a mirror. I don't get it.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
Okay, well I'll explain it to you after I tell
the rest of the story. So one of the co
founders is actually a former SpaceX employee, and what they're
trying to do is have these constellations help power, like
take the whatever solar stuff at night, so if you
have like solar panels on your house or any of that,
it can keep generating while you're sleeping by having this

(48:48):
satellite being the Sun onto you. However, Okay, so it
does that up to three miles, but it lasts for
four minutes. It's very bright light. So you may be
interested in it, but your neighbors probably aren't gonna love it. Yeah,
I mean this is dark. It reminds me of that
one movie. It's a Christmas movie and then they have
all of their Christmas lights on their house because they're

(49:10):
trying to compete and have oh what is it. It's
like the National Lampoons something or other christmasfication what yes
or or something like that. But their house is so
break The whole neighborhood looks like their Son after Dark.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
Tell me your startup was given way too much money
without telling me your start was giving away so much money,
because I don't think this is well thought through. Also,
let's think about this solar panels. They're supposed to help
the environment, rights.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Supposed to give.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
How much fuel and nonsense are you putting into the
atmosphere to launch all of those satellites in to the
orbit at a point?

Speaker 5 (49:45):
I don't know, and maybe it's not a lot. I
think that they have thought this through. That's why it's
an option. And actually Russia actually had this mapped out
years and years ago, and so now we've taken that,
or they have taken that blueprint made it better, so
we took.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
Cold War era it's a Cold War era Star Wars
where they wanted to put basically sun missiles in the
sky anyway, and said, you know why, we could use
that for our solar panels, even though it's going to
cost like nine thousand gigatons to get them there.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
We don't know how much this is gonna cost. If
you are interested in Sun after Dark. However, they plan
on launching next year. This is something MU sure to
be cheaper than milk. Rad in Victoria will be really
excited about since they're both in the process of moving.
But Ikea is launching a site to sell your pre
owned furniture. Will I have to be Ikea furniture, of course,
And it's not just for you to sell it, but
you can also buy it there, So think about Craigslist.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
But Ikea I kind of like that. I think that's
kind of convenient.

Speaker 7 (50:39):
I like it, But here's my only cavete here we
are also known as caveat. Yeah, we're going to give
you a test and how to hate on.

Speaker 22 (50:47):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Here's what I like it. But when you order Ikea,
you can have them put it together.

Speaker 5 (50:52):
Did you know that?

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (50:54):
I would only I would want to see a special
tag on furniture that was put together by professionals versus
by the person who originally owned it used to negotiate.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
But isn't it more expensive to have them do that?
It is, but it's worth it because then it's put together.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
How many times have you put together furniture and had
it fall apart?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Hey man, my dress is still standing. I may have
had to like rewire a few one. It looks like
an abstract piece of art, but it's still standing. Oh,
you're right in the drawer in my kitchen. Is when
it starts to wabble. You just try to type that
up real quick, but that is looks trending jewels.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 16 (51:36):
Yes, I do?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Sweet, what is it?

Speaker 22 (51:39):
Okay?

Speaker 16 (51:40):
My dirty little secret is that I have a huge
crush from my boss, but I, in order to like
get him to come around me, I be hanging out
with his friend and I actually slept with his friends.

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Many friend will be acting she was so good you gotta.

Speaker 15 (52:01):
Yeah, maybe I don't think that's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
What are you gonna do now?

Speaker 15 (52:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (52:09):
I don't think he knows because his friend told me
he doesn't kiss and tell. But like if it were
to ever come up that like hey, like I like
you or whatever, and it's like, oh, by the way,
like I sup with your friend, Like I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Also, everybody who says they don't kiss until they all
do anyway, totally.

Speaker 13 (52:29):
Well, so cool.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Okay, at least you're getting it somewhere.

Speaker 14 (52:33):
True.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
said true. Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Yes, Oh goodness, okay, what is it?

Speaker 14 (52:48):
Oh god, my heart is pounding right now.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
I didn't think I was gonna call me.

Speaker 14 (52:52):
So my my dirty little secret is I'm pregnant, but
my baby daddy doesn't know that.

Speaker 15 (52:59):
I'm still living with my husband.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Oh yeah, it's not the father. Oh boy, So does
your baby daddy know that you're married?

Speaker 26 (53:09):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (53:09):
I told him that when we first started meeting up
that I kind of twisted the story to make him think.

Speaker 15 (53:15):
That we were not really like together.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Oh are you?

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Yeah, yes, very much. We live together, we have kids together,
we do everything together.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 15 (53:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I'm freaking out. I has a baby in October and
he hasn't been to my house yet.

Speaker 15 (53:31):
He keeps wanting to come over, and I give.

Speaker 14 (53:33):
Him excuses, but the excuses because there's someone in my house.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
What how far long are you.

Speaker 15 (53:40):
Months?

Speaker 13 (53:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Shoot, does your husband think it's his baby?

Speaker 4 (53:45):
No, he knows it's not.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Oh are you guys getting divorced?

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:49):
No, do you have an arrangement?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
It was just like, you know, things are complicated in
our relationship.

Speaker 14 (53:57):
I stepped out and then I think this was going
to happen, but I was telling my husband the whole
time about everything that was going on, and then this
just kind of happened, and I was like, oh my goodness,
and yeah, I've just been kind of avoiding the awkward
elephant in the room.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Yeah, communication is key, and it sounds like you have
great communication with you was just the other guy, Well,
good luck. Yeah, thank you very much, thank you for
telling us your little secret.

Speaker 15 (54:26):
Of course, great day you do, Bye bye.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
What's your dirty little secret.

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