November 1, 2022 • 37 mins
Happy Belated Halloween! It is the day after Halloween and Alex Fresh has what MGK & Megan Fox dressed up as and what they did in their costumes!
In other news, The Jubal Show discuss what they believe to be the worst feeling in the world, Jubal Fresh beings back Todd Sparks to prank a guy who believes he is meeting his boss for the first time in this Phone Prank, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on why he is concerned for one specific social media platform in this Jubal News Network, there is a woman on the phone who thinks her boyfriend of over a year is cheating on her all because he had leftovers, we have another listener on the phone who has a Dirty Little Secret on how to get you into any event without any tickets, and we have found the most motivating person in the world and why we are saying that!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewel Show on demand. I want to hear the
most disturbing Halloween story you'll ever hear in your entire life. Well,
guess what you're in luck, It's the Jewel Show. And
I wanta tell you that in just a second, Halloween
got canceled in one neighborhood in Michigan. I'll tell you why. Also,
it is time for Ridiculous Internet Questions, where we ask
you the question that everybody's discussing on the dot com today.
(00:21):
I'm Stincdinkler, and we're about to ask you the ridiculous
Internet question. What is today's ridiculous Internet question? Start calling
right now eight eight eight three four three one six one.
Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
And the question today is what is the worst pain
in the world? What's the worst pain in the world?
(00:41):
Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. But while we wait for your phone calls,
I'm Stincdinkler and a neighborhood in Michigan had to cancel Halloween.
Why they had to cancel it? No trick or treating
in this city at all? Why? Because of a massive
roach infestation. Yeah, the city says it's not their fault either, Okay,
(01:04):
and how many roaches that were talking? Maybe? Currently, what
happened is they discovered a roach problem in an abandoned
house that's so intense that they need to keep people
from walking through that neighborhood to prevent quote, further roach migration.
They don't want anybody walking by this house because apparently
this is according to the city in Michigan where they
(01:25):
had to cancel Halloween, roaches could grab onto kids costumes
and hitch a ride and then migrate. Oh and there's
also concerned that even trick or treaters, if they were
to kill some of the roaches by stepping on them,
the eggs could survive and be tracked all over the neighborhood. Yeah,
this house is so roach infested by they don't even
want you to walk by it. Mommy, this piece of
(01:46):
chocolate is moving all right? Sign for ridiculous Internet questions
calls up eight eight eight three three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
Let's cleanse ourselves so that story and get some fun
questions about pain, shall we? What's the worst pain in
the world? That is today's ridiculous Internet question? Call us
(02:06):
eighty eight three four three one ah six one. Eighty
eight three four three one oh six one. Hey, Sarah, Yeah,
what is the worst pain in the world. The worst
pain is a pimple in your nose, and I have
got four times, and that is a pimple in your
nose is a horrible place to have. Horrific. Yeah, thank
(02:27):
you for validating that, because I didn't know if I
was just like a big baby or if it really
was that bad. So you can't pop it worst and
then you try to pop it and you just can't.
So that is that's a very good answer for today's
ridiculous internet questions. Thank you for that, Sarah. Call us
up eighty eight three four three one six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one. It's
(02:48):
ridiculous internet questions. And today's question is what is the
worst pain in the world? Alex, The worst thing that
I have ever experienced is kidney stones. I've passed five.
I passed five and I still have four as of
like seven years ago. In my kid that's probably more
than that because I haven't passed him in a long time.
But yeah, and I've had two children. Was no epidural. Yeah,
(03:09):
it was worse than that. Are you joking? And it's
like constant pain atil it passes? Who that does not
sound fun at all? Calls up eight three four three
one six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions, and today's question
is a doozy. What's the worst pain in the world?
Hey Lauren, Hi, Hey, what's up? What's the worst pain
in the world. I'm gonna have to say, it's a
(03:31):
bowel obstruction, like a complete owl obstruction. Bowel obstruction? What
even is? What you didn't do? Like um thing? What
would that be? Exactly like a traffic jam but back
there right, Yeah, So it's like um when nothing can
move through and it feels like contractions of labor, but
you know it's not temporring. You can die, like oh,
(03:52):
I almost died because I had something called colonic inertia
and um. I tried to drawful day because I thought
maybe it would just go through, and it didn't and
turned out that I was I had to be signed
over to a hospital and hey, put me on the
emergency table. They had to put like this fat too
about my nose into my stomach. It was pretty gnarly
(04:14):
whoa lord, And it was pretty funny. There's a lady
next to me and I'm just like profusely like vomiting
here and go, oh my god. They brought in the
ballot structs. This is not the place the judgment. Man
Lauren calls up eighty eight three four three one six one.
It's ridiculous Internet questions in today's question is what is
(04:36):
the worst pain in the world? Hey, Greg, Yeah, what's
the worst pain in the world? Were upturing your achilles tendon? Oh? Yes,
I've heard that's horrible. Yeah, I have heard that's terrible.
Have you done it? Greg? I did. Got a trampoline
and my wife and I are were a nastic family.
(04:57):
And on Saturday that I wish my and I shouldn't
have been and I went from I wanted my trampoline
and I ruptured. I got with my major League Baseball
player with a bad Oh my god, man, so sorry,
I've heard that. It's like a blind you know, when
they fling back up, that's what it looks like it. Hey,
can't you hear it pop when it happens? Did you
(05:20):
hear a pop? Greg? I did not? You did? Okay, Yeah,
he's having too much fun on a trampoline. But you
would have heard of pop did Jubil show on demand?
It's another Jubil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. You're late. Um,
(05:45):
I'm just joking around, Nelson. Hey, how you doing, Todd
Sparks here your new manager at the restaurant you just
got hired at. Oh shoot, I'm late. Um, I didn't know.
I know, I'm joking. You're not even on the sketch
to come in today. Oh yeah, Todd Sparks, I am
one of the main managers here at and I'm just
(06:05):
calling to set up your first day for training and everything.
Oh great, man, I know, I know, I get it.
Wait a second, Tod Sparks. You're managing a restaurant. Yeah
I am. But I just told you why because I
need to get out there and I need to schmooze
a little bit. I need to rub elbows with the
world so I can help the world live a better life.
You know what I'm saying, Nelson, Just like I'm gonna
do with you when you come in here. Oh I
(06:25):
don't know. Actually, you like a TV personality or something. Wait,
am I working at a restaurant? Someone who say this, Well,
you've probably heard of my books before. Yeah, I'm not
trying to do my own horn, but hey, you know what,
the world doesn't have enough of people who are willing
to blow their own horn. And I blow my own
horn whenever I get the chance. Because we've all got
a horn, why not toot it if you're tooting it
(06:46):
in the right place. Nothing I'm gonna do with you, Nelson.
I'm gonna train you personally. I'm gonna get you in
here and I am gonna teach you how to grab
a hold of your horn and blow it loud and
proud and let the world know who Nelson is. Okay,
I'm sorry. Is there are there instruments the restaurant? I
didn't see you on the constrance, Nelson. I'm now talking
about an actual horn. I'm talking about you. Oh okay.
So it was like one of those happy birthday things
(07:08):
like we come out and just had about it. I
don't think you're really getting what I'm saying here, Nelson.
My name is Todd Sparks. I'm gonna give you a
cop in my book when you come in here. It's
called Todd Sparks putting the spark back in your life.
And that's what I do. Yes, I am a motivational speaker.
I'm a life coach. I've written three books, working on
a fourth and a fifth. Well, I work on the
fourth and I manage this restaurant for research. What day
(07:30):
is my training? That right, there's the kind of language
that I want to take right out of your vocabulary. Nelson.
I want to put the spark back in your life.
You took more than a job when you took a
position as a server at this restaurant. Okay, what I
just heard from you, Nelson, is part of the reason
that I need to put the spark back in you.
And you said what day? What day should reason you
called me? The answer to that, I think Nelson is
(07:52):
right under your nose. I don't understand what you're talking about,
Nelson Nelson. You might not understand what I'm talking about
because you don't understand you. Look, I don't know who
you are, mister Sparks, and I appreciate you calling to
set up my due day when you need to come in. Nelson, Nelson, Nelson,
that's what's gonna say. That's my name. I know who
(08:15):
I am. I'm Todd sparks. You said this numerous times.
I've written three books and I a freaking restaroom right now, right,
and you're keeping me from doing that, and you're giving
me this weird motivational speech thing. What is that, Nelson?
We're gonna You're going to come into your food. When
you decided to take a serving position at this restaurant,
you made a huge and great decision for your life. Nelson.
(08:37):
There's a spark deep in you that's about to light
a huge fire, and it's gonna be known as wildfire. Nelson. Look,
maybe the spark that's deep within me is I have
to let go in the toilet right now. Okay, man,
clearly you're a a good motivational speaker. If you also
have to mown as a restaurant, you probably suck. No
one's read a book, I'm okay, I've never heard of you.
I'm only managing this restaurant because all right, you got me.
(09:01):
The book didn't sell very well, actually none of them. Yeah, exactly.
You know what, I don't even know when I want
to train because I don't want to work with your restaurant.
I'll get another job. Okay. I needed to shop the
other restaurant jobs. Now, Nelson, it sounds to me like
you're turning down the job that you haven't even trained
for it. I am turning it down. And you know
what that's called. That is called self sabotage. You are sabotage.
That's actually self sabotage. And I don't want this job. Okay,
(09:24):
I quit. I'm gonna go kick it. Why are you laughing?
Because this is actually Jewil from The Jewil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Sarah set
you up. Oh my god, it's a joke. She said
that you just got a new job and haven't trained yet,
and she wanted she wanted to be put the spark
rank in your life before you start. Oh god, oh dude,
(09:47):
you got you gotta be good. But I really do
have to go to the bathroom. Okay, we'll go do
that right now. Okay, The Jewil Show on Demand. Welcome
to the j and N the Jewil News Network for Tuesday, No.
F First, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh and this
is JNN where the cool kids get their news, which
is why the cool kids usually grow up to not
(10:07):
make much of themselves. Today on the Jann. If you're
picking your nose right now, stop, slowly take your finger
out of your nose, and don't put it back up
there until you hear why scientists are saying that you
should stop picking your nose. All right, all right, that
story coming up, but also coming up on today's JANN,
I'm as fresh and if you weren't one of the
ones who either dressed up as MGK and Megan Fox
(10:28):
or saw what they dressed up as for Halloween, I
have what they did dress up for Halloween and what
they did coming up in my story. Hey, it's spending
another day. Another influencer in the wild, this time a
TikToker is facing felony charges for something she posted I'll
smell the TM my story. I'm Christian Gray Snow and
I'm very concerned about the future of my favorite social
media platform ever. And I'm sure you can guess exactly
(10:50):
who and what I am talking about. More coming up
on that in my story. That's coming up in my story.
All right, more on those in just a second before
your lead story in today's JNN. A study has found
that picking your nose might cause Alzheimer's. Oh gosh, yeah,
as if we needed more grant money being funneled than
a nose picking studies there was. This is the second
one in just a few days. Last week, they did
(11:11):
a study that found that at least twelve primates picked
their nose. Very interesting stuff. But now a separate nose
picking study found that doing it too much might give
you Alzheimer's. There's a certain bacteria and it's a type
of chlamydia that's linked to dementia, and experts think that
nose picking causes it. Oh no, don't pick your nose
and be very careful where you put your nose. The
(11:32):
Jubil News Network where you can't spell news without the EU.
For the next story, let's spend it on over to
Alex Fresh joke. Okay, so Machine Gun, Kelly and Megan Fox,
I don't know has anybody checked on them, reasoning I'm
not no, I haven't heard that for a while. However,
they of course dressed up as multiple things for Halloween
(11:54):
at different times, because that's what you know, some celebrities do.
And the first costumes that I saw them be is
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. So back in the day,
there was a video of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
him snorting a line of cocana off of her breast.
Oh god, oh, and that's what Megan Fox and Kelly recreated.
Got you and MGK actually was shown in a video
(12:17):
that went viral of him doing the cocona oh part
of the costume and wasn't really right right because Tommy
Lee's was, you know, got oh the other costume that
they dressed up. This is why I'm like, has ainybody
checked on him? Because like he was dressed up as
a priest and she was like on her knees and
he was giving her communion. Lord, I'm like, has anybody
(12:38):
checked on them too? What are they doing? Gosh? Like
I thought her and I were all like, I'm like,
I could never do that take communion. This is news network,
now I could do that. It's not news unless you
hear it on another news network. Right after this, for
the next story, let's send it on over to Bennett.
(12:59):
What's up. I'm at the Grand Canyon and boy is
a beautiful book. Get this one. TikToker is facing felony
charges after she posted a video drilling a golf ball
into the canyon and get this. Get this she had
the nerve to take the club and just throw it
in right afterwards. You're wrong, but don't worry. This is
an en so don't feel too bad anyway. She is
(13:20):
a golfer apparently, and she hit the ball the club
help them out of her hands. The end of it
slipt off and it just went flying. She had the
thing in her hands still into the her ball and
then the club right after it, and like hopefully nobody
was at the bottom right right or bird flying by exactly.
So they're saying, like, you know, throwing things off the
(13:40):
Grand Canyon, it's illegal. So yeah, she's facing she's facing
felony charges. Yeah, I'm like, this is some karma for you.
Hilarious because like, who does that happen to? She's a golfer,
she knows how to hit it. But also, what is
up with the tiktoker's taping themselves doing illegal stuff and
then posting it for their followers. It's like, you don't
get caught and you are gonna go to Jay, How
would you not know you shouldn't throw things in the
(14:02):
Grand Canyon? For once, it was an influencer who didn't
fall in. They're taking a selfie though, Yeah, because they're
throwing themselves into the and you're trying to get a
good picture. At least. This is the JNN, the Jewel
News Network, sponsored by Herbert's hand Cream. It's hand cream
made by a guy named Herbert. That's all you need
to know. Furnough. Sorry, let's send us a Christian gray snow.
I'm on location in twitter Land, where as we all know,
(14:25):
Elon Musk, you know, officially bought it for forty four
billion dollars last week. And not only has he already
informed people that massive layoffs are coming, but now he
allegedly wants to charge people twenty dollars a month if
they are verified on Twitter to keep their verification. According
to The Verge, Musk also gave Twitter employees warning that
the task he gave them a deadline. Those who are
working on this, it's basically called paid verification. They want
(14:47):
to introduce it, and if they don't introduce it by
the deadline he gave them, they will be let go
as well. So before Elon knows it, he's going to
be the only employee left standing. He's already told people
layoffs are coming, He's already let people go and he's saying,
and if you don't get this done by a certain date,
you're two. Patrick, is he on? I know? Does he
think he's just gonna run the company by himself? It'd
be amazing. And Villon must forgets to pay his verification bill.
(15:10):
This is The Jane and the Jewil News Network Facts.
You're lucky if the reporters remember to wear pants. Time
for another heartening report from the Jane. And remember you
can follow the show on social media at the Jewel
Show follow us all individually. I met Jubal Fresh, I
met that Dres, I'm at Benny, I'm at Christian The
Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses
(15:32):
only on the Jewbil Show. Angie is on the phone
today for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.
And she's been with her boyfriend Jose for a year
and a half, but now she thinks that Jose might
be being unfaithful. Angie, thank you for your email, thank
you for coming on the show. And I'm sorry that
you think that your boyfriend is cheating on you. Why
don't you tell us a little bit about what's going on?
Why do you think Jose might be messing around. Um, well,
(15:55):
basically it comes down to leftovers, which sounds kind of crazy,
but so I, Um, Josan and I live separately, but
I spend most nights at his house. Um, the only
nights I'm not there or Thursday Friday because that's just
how our schedules work out. So pretty much every night
except Thursday Friday. Okay, so last week Thursday night he's not. Um,
(16:21):
I'm not able to like get a hold of him
after ten o'clock, which is weird for him. Um, he's
typically a night owl, and um, you know, he's not
like going out late at night, and he just he
like never misses a good night text. So I'm worried
something's up. And I actually ended up driving past his
(16:42):
house around like eleven and his car's there. But of
course I didn't do anything because I didn't want to
look like a psycho like his door with his night Um,
but I am pissed that he's not answering his phone.
But your first instinct, were you worried about cheating or
are you worried maybe like he was hurt or something.
I'm worried about cheating. I mean he's healthy, you know,
(17:05):
so I don't do anything that night. But fast forward
to the next day. I do decide to like go
knock on his door, like early the next morning, unannounced.
He comes to the door. He's alone, so anyway, I'm
at his house. He goes to the bathroom to like
brush his skates or whatever. I sit on his bed.
(17:26):
I hear him go into the kitchen. I hear some
like rustling sounds like he's like getting a drink out
of the fridge. I hear like cupboards and stuff opening
and closing. So he comes back. He doesn't have anything
in his hands, Like I don't know what he's going
through the covered store. He didn't come out of the
kitchen with anything. So I decide to do a little snooping,
(17:48):
and everything looks normal. But then I opened the trash
bin and I see that there are two go boxes
and they're kind of like hidden under the other garbage.
And it's not a restaurant that I've had. I see
that one box has his name, it's clearly written in
sharpie on it, and the other box says Marciella, Oh,
(18:11):
what definitely a female name and his name on restaurant boxes,
And it looked like the boxes were hidden in the trash.
But it was weird because like he did it while
he was brushing his teeth, like he remembered, or like, oh,
let me pretend to brush my teeth so I can
go hide this evidence before she goes in the kitchen. Yeah,
(18:32):
you know, so they were in the fridge. So maybe
from the night before. I mean, that's what I'm thinking,
But I don't know. Yeah, I mean you're there enough,
like you, I mean, if you if they weren't there
the day before you were there, you know, like obviously
it's new food. Yeah, and it's not my food, that's
not my name. So did you did you say anything
to them? Yeah? So I confronted about it and he
(18:54):
basically was like, I don't know, it's just how the
food came. He thought maybe they made a mistake or whatever,
but he didn't think anything of it. So I mean,
that's the story. Let's like just happened the other day.
So I kind of like emailed you guys right away
because it's fishy to me. But like, yeah, yeah, if
our restaurant put it put in the wrong name on
a box, like that's not anything for me be mad
(19:14):
at I'm about But it's fishy. You guys been together
for a while. Do you know what grocery story is?
A rewards card, remember att? Yeah, okay, great, Well, we'll
do the usual. Then we'll call from that grocery store
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
card member at random who gets a lucky thank you
for shopping from us by winning free flowers delivered from
(19:35):
our Florida department. We'll see if he sends those flowers
to you or to somebody else Marcella, hopefully not this
Marcella person. Okay, okay, let's do it all right, plays,
I'll come back and get your War of the Roses
to Catch a Cheater next. Right in the middle of
War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater, if you're
just joining us, Angie is on the phone and she
thinks that her boyfriend of a year and a half, Jose,
(19:55):
might be cheating on her all because of some leftover food.
If missed the first part. Angie and Jose don't live
together yet, but she does spend a lot of time
at his house. And one day, you said, Angie said,
Thursdays and Fridays, you're not there usually. Yeah, that's right. Okay,
Thursdays and Friday day. Okay. So Angie's pretty much at
(20:16):
Jose's house every other day except Thursday and Friday. Well,
just the other day she wasn't there and she was
trying to get a hold of him at like ten
o'clock at night. He wasn't answering. He never misses a
good night text, and that was really weird. So Angie
drove over by his house at about eleven o'clock in
his car was there, So that was kind of shady
because he wasn't answering his phone. But Angie didn't want
to seem like a crazy person pounding on his door
(20:37):
at eleven o'clock at night, So Angie went over there
the next day in the morning and woke him up.
He said that he had fallen asleep and was really apologetic.
But while Angie was there, he went in the kitchen
while he was brushing his teeth and there was a
lot of rustling around. Angie did some inspecting and looked
in the trash and found two to go boxes that
were stuffed underneath things like trying to be hidden like
(20:57):
they were from the night before. Yeah, from the night before,
and it had Jose's name on it and another name
that was was it Marcella, Yeah, okay, and it said
the other one said Marisela on it. Angie did ask
him about it, and he's just played dumb and said,
I don't know how that happened. That's weird. I didn't
even notice that. And he just said that he'd fallen asleep.
So obviously Angie thinks that something is going on. It
looks like maybe he went on a date. We're about
(21:19):
to call him from the grocery store that he's a
rewards card remember at and say that every single month
we choose one rewards card remember at random who wins
free floral delivery, flower delivery from our floral department. However
you want to say it, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to his girlfriend, Angie or to somebody else,
maybe even this Marisella person. All right, Angie, are you ready?
I'm as ready as I'm gonna be here we go. Hello?
(21:51):
Is this Jo? Yes, Jose, My name is Jordan, and
I'm calling from in your rewards our rewards cardmember with us,
and I am calling to say congratulations you're this month's winner.
What what I'm sorry, I won something. You did. You're
this month lucky winner. Congratulations? What did I win? You
(22:16):
got the flowers? I gets. I don't understand. I won flowers.
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member, totally random,
and we call them up and we say thank you
for shopping by giving them free flower delivery from our
Florida department. You, sir, have won thirty six long stem
red roses that you can send anywhere in the United
States absolutely free on us. Congratulations. Okay, all right, that's great.
(22:41):
I appreciate that. But I am I am at work,
so I gotta I gotta do this quick. What what
do you guys need for me to do that? I
just would need to get the information of where you
want them send and what you would want to put
on a card. Now, if you don't know the person's information,
I can call you back so you have time to
think about it. Other than that, that's it. I need
(23:03):
the flowers to go to Marcella. Um, but I do
if I could put something on the card correct, Yes,
you can. Let me make sure I got that name correct,
Mars marie Sella Marcella or Mariella mari Sella. All right, great,
but on the card, um, could you could you please
(23:25):
put on the card? Please give these to Sophie. Please
give these to Sophie as long as she knows who
to give them too, that's you know, and she'll understand,
she'll know who it is. Who is Marcella and who
is Sophie. What is happening? Hello, O day, Yeah, hey
Jose that's your girlfriend Angie. She's actually on the phone.
(23:47):
This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jewel, Mine's Alex. And we do a segment
where we try to catch cheeters by sending flowers. And
Angie thought you might be cheating on her because of
the leftovers you had the other day with the name
Marcella on it and you just sent flowers. I'll just
let you take it away, Angie. But like agree, cheating
on me with two people now where there's there's a
whole another woman. What is happening, honey, I'm not cheating
(24:07):
on you at all. I'm not cheating on you. Are
we on the radio? Yes? Yeah, yes, And you've just
decided to get flowers to another woman that isn't me. Okay,
I'm not sure, but I'm i can't look. I can't
believe we're doing this on the road, literally at dinner
with someone else, and now you're sending her flowers? Like
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what am I supposed to being? I'm not cheating on you, okay?
Or who are these women? I mean? I promise, I'm
I promise, I'm not cheating on you. I'm not. I
So what is happening? What is happening? I have been
trying to find a good way to tell you this.
(24:53):
I don't I don't know how to tell you this.
I don't want to lose you. I'm not cheating on you,
but I don't this is I'm afraid that this is
something that might break us up. I assure you, I'm
not cheating on you. Now you're breaking me out. Yes,
I did. Used to date Marcella a few years ago,
(25:15):
and and we eat up the other night and basically, honey,
she told me that I have a three year old
daughter with her and I did not know this Sophie
is my daughter? What? And I just don't know how
to tell you. Holyh I know, honey. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
(25:37):
I didn't want to I certainly didn't want to do
that this way. I don't want you to think I'm
cheating on you. I'm not. I just don't know how
to tell you. I have a three year old daughter.
I'm trying to process that I have a three year
old daughter, and I just don't know how to tell you.
Trust me, Honey, I don't want to be with Marcella.
She does not want to be with me. I'm still
trying to wrap my head around why she had waited
(25:59):
three years to tell me. Um, But I know I
want to want to be a good father. But I
don't want to lose you. I don't want to I
want to be with you. I want to continue to
have a life with you. I just don't know how
to tell you. It's gonna um involve my my, my
beautiful little girl. WHOA, that's a lot. That is a lot. Um.
(26:24):
I mean, I guess yeay, You're not cheating on me. Um.
I'm never cheat on you, honey, I never, I will
never cheat on you. I just I need some time.
I just needed some time to figure out how to
tell you this. I'm still trying to absorb this. I'm
sorry that it came to this. I'm sorry that you
thought I was cheating. I'm not I never will. Well,
(26:45):
we'll figure it out, babe. I mean, this is crazy,
but yeah, we'll figure it out. I love you. You
just found out that you have a daughter by meeting
up with your ex, and that is that why the
food left over? Or that that's why I thought you
were cheating? Yeah, I mean, like, why was she there?
She she was never. She was never at my house.
She called me. We met at a place to eat
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and neither of us said a lot of eating with
all of the talking that was going on, and she
didn't want the leftovers, and I just took it home.
I took it home with me. But she was never
even at my house. She was never at the house.
See now I know he's telling the truth because this
man never turns down for you to Well. Congratulations Angie.
(27:30):
Jose sounds like he's legit and doesn't sound like he
would cheat on you. Also sounds like he's out a
lot to try to figure out. Jose, congratulations on hopefully.
Thank you, you know, getting acquainted with your new daughter.
And also Angie seems to be supportive. And we'll let
you guys go and figure you know, figure out you guys.
License you guys, Thank you guys. Just wasn't quite how
(27:51):
I wanted to tell her, but I guess it's yeah,
keep us and check in with us a little a
little while, let us know how it goes. Okay, okay,
thank you guys. The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty
little Secret? Oh well, hey, what's up? This is The
(28:16):
Jewels Show. And you texted in at four one six
one do you have a dirty little secret? So we're
calling you to ask what your dirty little secret is.
Don't say your name because you've got to be anonymous,
remember that. So oh, no way, I can't believe I
actually got take This is great. I can't believe it either. Okay, Um, yeah,
I actually, uh, I have an awesome secret. So last
(28:37):
year I actually went to the super Bowl, believe it
or not, and um yeah. But the thing was, I
didn't ever take it. My whole thing was I was
gonna do whatever it took to sneak in to the
super Bowl. And I know, you know, obviously it's like
state of the art facilities, it's the new stadium, you know.
(28:58):
But I was, I was deadicated, And what I did was,
you know, first off, I just showed up at the tailgates.
You know, everyone has like their their mobile home set up,
you know, all the tables and the food and the
drinks and all that, and um, it was kind of
like wedding crashers, but the Super Bowl version. I'm in there,
(29:19):
you know, hamming it up with old ladies, grandmas, grandpas,
and you know, we're just we're just having an awesome time,
you know, just tailgating, having having a blast. And obviously,
you know, coming close to the game, you know, the
tailgates start to close up, and I'm like, okay, you know,
I've made friends with this family. The nana loves me.
(29:41):
So I went ahead and I stuck a little air
tag in her bag. And basically what I planned to
do was I let them go in, go ahead of me,
and they got through the gates, got through the security
because obviously they have tickets. And by the time I
got up to the gate, I just told the guy, hey, look, um,
(30:03):
my friend has my tickets. And you know I can't
I can't get a hold of them. The cell service
is awful because you know, whenever you have millions of
people in one location, that shuts down. So you know,
I can't get a hold of them. But here I
have his location on my phone. He's already in there.
If I could just go go in and grab him,
(30:23):
I could grab the ticket and get it for you guys.
And I actually I couldn't believe it, but they let
me in. I don't know, maybe it was it was
my lucky day. They had, you know, someone new, maybe
working the security, but new or just hired. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
you know I got I got a nice smile. Maybe
(30:45):
it said who knows, but yeah, they let me through.
And you know, I didn't have a seed, but who
needs a seeding? Probably one of the hardest events ever
to get into in the world. Literally, Yeah, yeah it was.
It was amazing, great game. And I mean you guys
remember the halftime show that was out of control? It
was late. Yeah, yeah, I'm not impressing of your story.
(31:06):
So you didn't get on the stage to perform in
the halftime show? How to be Mores? Yeah, planning on
doing it again this year. So you know, if you
guys have a nice costume you want me to wear
is a streak across the field. Definitely thanks for calling
with your dirty little secret. Yeah, thank you, guys, appreciate you.
(31:26):
I'm a good one. The Jewel Show on Demand. You
know how it is. It's a Tuesday, it's the day
after Halloween, and nobody wants to be going to work
right now or getting up or doing anything. It's the
Jewel Show. And I don't want to sound like one
of those annoying spin instructors, but hey, everybody, it's time
to get up and motivate. And who's ready to pop?
(31:47):
My name is Zender and I'm your spin instructor, and
I'm so excited. I'm ready to pop. Steve over there
in the back, are you ready to pop? We're all
gonna pop together. Yeah. You know what, It's just weakness
leaving the body, and today we're gonna do I think
bud Hill, So let's push push push. Swas just weakness
leaving the booty hall push hush, I s thinking of
sore boody hells. Make sure to try my new booty
(32:09):
cream after today's class, Xander's Booty Butter. It's so good
it will make spin and fill like sentence, especially the
day after Halloween. It's the Jewble Show. And if you're
having trouble getting motivated, don't worry, Xander's not going to
motivate you I'm about to introduce you to the most
motivating person on the planet, and it will show you
that literally you can do anything that you set your
(32:30):
mind to. His name is Zion Clark. He's one of
the most inspirational people on the planet right now. And
I mean that. I'm normally I'm joking about suff like that,
but he actually is. The first thing you need to
know about Xander is he was born in the spinal
condition that left him with zero legs. It's just a torso.
Xander is basically like where your hips would be. That's
where his body stops. So this Xander Clark dude has
(32:51):
no legs and he's a world class athlete. He works
hard and he gets up every day and he breaks
world records. He already owns the world record for the
fastest man on two hands after doing a twenty meter
dash in four point seven eight seconds on his hands,
no feet, no feet, hands. That's crazy. And Zion Clark
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has the words no excuses tattooed on his back. Normally,
when you see somebody with a no excuses tattoo, it's
some roided out meat head at a CrossFit jim who
thinks they're better than everybody else, but they actually end
up making a lot of excuses. Not this guy. He's
got zero legs and already broke one or old record
for being the fastest man on two hands, and last
month it's the first right now. But anyway, last month
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he lived up to his motto when he achieved record
titles for the highest box jump and jumping with his hands.
If you don't know what a box jump is, it's
where you jump with your legs, usually on boxes. It's
in the name box jump, but you jump really high.
Like think about how high you can jump off of
two legs. Probably not that high. Twenty inches twenty four inches,
that's still high. That's a couple of feet right. Well,
(33:55):
this dude, Zion Clark, has no legs, doesn't even have
a bottom half of his body. He had a minimum
required height of twenty four inches to beat in his
box jump, and Zion effortlessly jumped from the ground onto
a box using nothing but his own two hands and
achieved that height, and then, knowing that he was capable
of jumping even higher, the height of the box was
(34:16):
increased to thirty inches. If you've ever done a box
jump before, you know that's incredibly high with your feet,
and he did it with just his hands because he
got no legs. Zion once again seamlessly achieved that on
his first try with just his hands, nothing but his hands.
And when they asked him if he wanted to jump
even higher, Zion says, there wasn't a doubt in his mind,
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and he went on to do an unbelievable height of
thirty three inches thirty three inches on just his hands. Remember,
Zion Clark is from Ohio. He's got no lower half
of his body because he was born with a spinal condition. Also,
this dude was in foster care until he was seventeen
years old. He went to foster care because his mom
couldn't take care of him because of the condition that
left him with no lower half of his body. He
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was adopted right before he was about to be homeless.
So if you're complaining today about the taste of your coffee,
think about this dude. I'm talking about him right now
because he already smashed one world record a while back
for being the fastest man on two hands, and he's
a world class track star. He's a champion collegiate collegiate wrestler.
I can't even say the word collegiate wrestler. And he
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just smashed two more world records. One was for the
highest box jump, which people normally do with their legs
with two hands, world record for that, and the other
world record he was trying to set the other day
was for the most diamond pushups that you can do
in under three minutes. He's trying to beat a world
push up record. He's got no lower half of his body,
and he was doing diamond push ups. That's where you
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put your hands in the shape of a diamond right
in the middle of your chest. Your arms aren't out
at your side. They're harder to do than a regular pushup.
And did he break that record? He did two hundred
and forty eight diamond push ups and nunder three minutes.
What two hundred and forty eight two hundred and forty
eight diamond pushups in under three minutes. You know how
many friends I've seen on Instagram and Facebook doing that
(35:59):
whole hun push ups in a week challenge. They wake
up and then they do two pushups when they get
out of bed in the morning, and they post about
it all week long, like, oh my god, I can't
believe I'm doing this hundred pushups in a week challenge,
and then at the end of it when they get
ninety nine push ups, they're like, well, I almost got
all the way to one hundred. This dude did two
hundred and forty eight diamond pushups in under three minutes
(36:20):
and he's got no lower half of his body. I
am no longer impressed by you. Chad from Instagram Zion Clark.
This dude with zero legs did two hundred and forty
eight pushups and under three minutes and beat the world
record for that. So he's got three world records now,
and there you go, the most motivating person on the planet.
So if you are complaining about anything today, you shouldn't,
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because there's a guy out there with no lower half
of his body who is demolishing world records and probably
going to be in the Olympics soon, and he's got
no excuses tattooed on his back. Just talking about him,
I feel exhausted. I'm going to go back to sleep
now because he can probably do my job in a
few minutes. That's amazing. You can check out the story
on our website. Go to the Jubilshow dot com. We
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have a link up there for you. It's nuts. The
Jubil Show on demand
The Jewel Show on demand. I want to hear the
most disturbing Halloween story you'll ever hear in your entire life. Well,
guess what you're in luck, It's the Jewel Show. And
I wanta tell you that in just a second, Halloween
got canceled in one neighborhood in Michigan. I'll tell you why. Also,
it is time for Ridiculous Internet Questions, where we ask
you the question that everybody's discussing on the dot com today.
(00:21):
I'm Stincdinkler, and we're about to ask you the ridiculous
Internet question. What is today's ridiculous Internet question? Start calling
right now eight eight eight three four three one six one.
Eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
And the question today is what is the worst pain
in the world? What's the worst pain in the world?
(00:41):
Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. But while we wait for your phone calls,
I'm Stincdinkler and a neighborhood in Michigan had to cancel Halloween.
Why they had to cancel it? No trick or treating
in this city at all? Why? Because of a massive
roach infestation. Yeah, the city says it's not their fault either, Okay,
(01:04):
and how many roaches that were talking? Maybe? Currently, what
happened is they discovered a roach problem in an abandoned
house that's so intense that they need to keep people
from walking through that neighborhood to prevent quote, further roach migration.
They don't want anybody walking by this house because apparently
this is according to the city in Michigan where they
(01:25):
had to cancel Halloween, roaches could grab onto kids costumes
and hitch a ride and then migrate. Oh and there's
also concerned that even trick or treaters, if they were
to kill some of the roaches by stepping on them,
the eggs could survive and be tracked all over the neighborhood. Yeah,
this house is so roach infested by they don't even
want you to walk by it. Mommy, this piece of
(01:46):
chocolate is moving all right? Sign for ridiculous Internet questions
calls up eight eight eight three three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
Let's cleanse ourselves so that story and get some fun
questions about pain, shall we? What's the worst pain in
the world? That is today's ridiculous Internet question? Call us
(02:06):
eighty eight three four three one ah six one. Eighty
eight three four three one oh six one. Hey, Sarah, Yeah,
what is the worst pain in the world. The worst
pain is a pimple in your nose, and I have
got four times, and that is a pimple in your
nose is a horrible place to have. Horrific. Yeah, thank
(02:27):
you for validating that, because I didn't know if I
was just like a big baby or if it really
was that bad. So you can't pop it worst and
then you try to pop it and you just can't.
So that is that's a very good answer for today's
ridiculous internet questions. Thank you for that, Sarah. Call us
up eighty eight three four three one six one eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one. It's
(02:48):
ridiculous internet questions. And today's question is what is the
worst pain in the world? Alex, The worst thing that
I have ever experienced is kidney stones. I've passed five.
I passed five and I still have four as of
like seven years ago. In my kid that's probably more
than that because I haven't passed him in a long time.
But yeah, and I've had two children. Was no epidural. Yeah,
(03:09):
it was worse than that. Are you joking? And it's
like constant pain atil it passes? Who that does not
sound fun at all? Calls up eight three four three
one six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions, and today's question
is a doozy. What's the worst pain in the world?
Hey Lauren, Hi, Hey, what's up? What's the worst pain
in the world. I'm gonna have to say, it's a
(03:31):
bowel obstruction, like a complete owl obstruction. Bowel obstruction? What
even is? What you didn't do? Like um thing? What
would that be? Exactly like a traffic jam but back
there right, Yeah, So it's like um when nothing can
move through and it feels like contractions of labor, but
you know it's not temporring. You can die, like oh,
(03:52):
I almost died because I had something called colonic inertia
and um. I tried to drawful day because I thought
maybe it would just go through, and it didn't and
turned out that I was I had to be signed
over to a hospital and hey, put me on the
emergency table. They had to put like this fat too
about my nose into my stomach. It was pretty gnarly
(04:14):
whoa lord, And it was pretty funny. There's a lady
next to me and I'm just like profusely like vomiting
here and go, oh my god. They brought in the
ballot structs. This is not the place the judgment. Man
Lauren calls up eighty eight three four three one six one.
It's ridiculous Internet questions in today's question is what is
(04:36):
the worst pain in the world? Hey, Greg, Yeah, what's
the worst pain in the world? Were upturing your achilles tendon? Oh? Yes,
I've heard that's horrible. Yeah, I have heard that's terrible.
Have you done it? Greg? I did. Got a trampoline
and my wife and I are were a nastic family.
(04:57):
And on Saturday that I wish my and I shouldn't
have been and I went from I wanted my trampoline
and I ruptured. I got with my major League Baseball
player with a bad Oh my god, man, so sorry,
I've heard that. It's like a blind you know, when
they fling back up, that's what it looks like it. Hey,
can't you hear it pop when it happens? Did you
(05:20):
hear a pop? Greg? I did not? You did? Okay, Yeah,
he's having too much fun on a trampoline. But you
would have heard of pop did Jubil show on demand?
It's another Jubil phone frame day mornings. That's twenties. You're late. Um,
(05:45):
I'm just joking around, Nelson. Hey, how you doing, Todd
Sparks here your new manager at the restaurant you just
got hired at. Oh shoot, I'm late. Um, I didn't know.
I know, I'm joking. You're not even on the sketch
to come in today. Oh yeah, Todd Sparks, I am
one of the main managers here at and I'm just
(06:05):
calling to set up your first day for training and everything.
Oh great, man, I know, I know, I get it.
Wait a second, Tod Sparks. You're managing a restaurant. Yeah
I am. But I just told you why because I
need to get out there and I need to schmooze
a little bit. I need to rub elbows with the
world so I can help the world live a better life.
You know what I'm saying, Nelson, Just like I'm gonna
do with you when you come in here. Oh I
(06:25):
don't know. Actually, you like a TV personality or something. Wait,
am I working at a restaurant? Someone who say this, Well,
you've probably heard of my books before. Yeah, I'm not
trying to do my own horn, but hey, you know what,
the world doesn't have enough of people who are willing
to blow their own horn. And I blow my own
horn whenever I get the chance. Because we've all got
a horn, why not toot it if you're tooting it
(06:46):
in the right place. Nothing I'm gonna do with you, Nelson.
I'm gonna train you personally. I'm gonna get you in
here and I am gonna teach you how to grab
a hold of your horn and blow it loud and
proud and let the world know who Nelson is. Okay,
I'm sorry. Is there are there instruments the restaurant? I
didn't see you on the constrance, Nelson. I'm now talking
about an actual horn. I'm talking about you. Oh okay.
So it was like one of those happy birthday things
(07:08):
like we come out and just had about it. I
don't think you're really getting what I'm saying here, Nelson.
My name is Todd Sparks. I'm gonna give you a
cop in my book when you come in here. It's
called Todd Sparks putting the spark back in your life.
And that's what I do. Yes, I am a motivational speaker.
I'm a life coach. I've written three books, working on
a fourth and a fifth. Well, I work on the
fourth and I manage this restaurant for research. What day
(07:30):
is my training? That right, there's the kind of language
that I want to take right out of your vocabulary. Nelson.
I want to put the spark back in your life.
You took more than a job when you took a
position as a server at this restaurant. Okay, what I
just heard from you, Nelson, is part of the reason
that I need to put the spark back in you.
And you said what day? What day should reason you
called me? The answer to that, I think Nelson is
(07:52):
right under your nose. I don't understand what you're talking about,
Nelson Nelson. You might not understand what I'm talking about
because you don't understand you. Look, I don't know who
you are, mister Sparks, and I appreciate you calling to
set up my due day when you need to come in. Nelson, Nelson, Nelson,
that's what's gonna say. That's my name. I know who
(08:15):
I am. I'm Todd sparks. You said this numerous times.
I've written three books and I a freaking restaroom right now, right,
and you're keeping me from doing that, and you're giving
me this weird motivational speech thing. What is that, Nelson?
We're gonna You're going to come into your food. When
you decided to take a serving position at this restaurant,
you made a huge and great decision for your life. Nelson.
(08:37):
There's a spark deep in you that's about to light
a huge fire, and it's gonna be known as wildfire. Nelson. Look,
maybe the spark that's deep within me is I have
to let go in the toilet right now. Okay, man,
clearly you're a a good motivational speaker. If you also
have to mown as a restaurant, you probably suck. No
one's read a book, I'm okay, I've never heard of you.
I'm only managing this restaurant because all right, you got me.
(09:01):
The book didn't sell very well, actually none of them. Yeah, exactly.
You know what, I don't even know when I want
to train because I don't want to work with your restaurant.
I'll get another job. Okay. I needed to shop the
other restaurant jobs. Now, Nelson, it sounds to me like
you're turning down the job that you haven't even trained
for it. I am turning it down. And you know
what that's called. That is called self sabotage. You are sabotage.
That's actually self sabotage. And I don't want this job. Okay,
(09:24):
I quit. I'm gonna go kick it. Why are you laughing?
Because this is actually Jewil from The Jewil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your girlfriend. Sarah set
you up. Oh my god, it's a joke. She said
that you just got a new job and haven't trained yet,
and she wanted she wanted to be put the spark
rank in your life before you start. Oh god, oh dude,
(09:47):
you got you gotta be good. But I really do
have to go to the bathroom. Okay, we'll go do
that right now. Okay, The Jewil Show on Demand. Welcome
to the j and N the Jewil News Network for Tuesday, No.
F First, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh and this
is JNN where the cool kids get their news, which
is why the cool kids usually grow up to not
(10:07):
make much of themselves. Today on the Jann. If you're
picking your nose right now, stop, slowly take your finger
out of your nose, and don't put it back up
there until you hear why scientists are saying that you
should stop picking your nose. All right, all right, that
story coming up, but also coming up on today's JANN,
I'm as fresh and if you weren't one of the
ones who either dressed up as MGK and Megan Fox
(10:28):
or saw what they dressed up as for Halloween, I
have what they did dress up for Halloween and what
they did coming up in my story. Hey, it's spending
another day. Another influencer in the wild, this time a
TikToker is facing felony charges for something she posted I'll
smell the TM my story. I'm Christian Gray Snow and
I'm very concerned about the future of my favorite social
media platform ever. And I'm sure you can guess exactly
(10:50):
who and what I am talking about. More coming up
on that in my story. That's coming up in my story.
All right, more on those in just a second before
your lead story in today's JNN. A study has found
that picking your nose might cause Alzheimer's. Oh gosh, yeah,
as if we needed more grant money being funneled than
a nose picking studies there was. This is the second
one in just a few days. Last week, they did
(11:11):
a study that found that at least twelve primates picked
their nose. Very interesting stuff. But now a separate nose
picking study found that doing it too much might give
you Alzheimer's. There's a certain bacteria and it's a type
of chlamydia that's linked to dementia, and experts think that
nose picking causes it. Oh no, don't pick your nose
and be very careful where you put your nose. The
(11:32):
Jubil News Network where you can't spell news without the EU.
For the next story, let's spend it on over to
Alex Fresh joke. Okay, so Machine Gun, Kelly and Megan Fox,
I don't know has anybody checked on them, reasoning I'm
not no, I haven't heard that for a while. However,
they of course dressed up as multiple things for Halloween
(11:54):
at different times, because that's what you know, some celebrities do.
And the first costumes that I saw them be is
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. So back in the day,
there was a video of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee
him snorting a line of cocana off of her breast.
Oh god, oh, and that's what Megan Fox and Kelly recreated.
Got you and MGK actually was shown in a video
(12:17):
that went viral of him doing the cocona oh part
of the costume and wasn't really right right because Tommy
Lee's was, you know, got oh the other costume that
they dressed up. This is why I'm like, has ainybody
checked on him? Because like he was dressed up as
a priest and she was like on her knees and
he was giving her communion. Lord, I'm like, has anybody
(12:38):
checked on them too? What are they doing? Gosh? Like
I thought her and I were all like, I'm like,
I could never do that take communion. This is news network,
now I could do that. It's not news unless you
hear it on another news network. Right after this, for
the next story, let's send it on over to Bennett.
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What's up. I'm at the Grand Canyon and boy is
a beautiful book. Get this one. TikToker is facing felony
charges after she posted a video drilling a golf ball
into the canyon and get this. Get this she had
the nerve to take the club and just throw it
in right afterwards. You're wrong, but don't worry. This is
an en so don't feel too bad anyway. She is
(13:20):
a golfer apparently, and she hit the ball the club
help them out of her hands. The end of it
slipt off and it just went flying. She had the
thing in her hands still into the her ball and
then the club right after it, and like hopefully nobody
was at the bottom right right or bird flying by exactly.
So they're saying, like, you know, throwing things off the
(13:40):
Grand Canyon, it's illegal. So yeah, she's facing she's facing
felony charges. Yeah, I'm like, this is some karma for you.
Hilarious because like, who does that happen to? She's a golfer,
she knows how to hit it. But also, what is
up with the tiktoker's taping themselves doing illegal stuff and
then posting it for their followers. It's like, you don't
get caught and you are gonna go to Jay, How
would you not know you shouldn't throw things in the
(14:02):
Grand Canyon? For once, it was an influencer who didn't
fall in. They're taking a selfie though, Yeah, because they're
throwing themselves into the and you're trying to get a
good picture. At least. This is the JNN, the Jewel
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Elon Musk, you know, officially bought it for forty four
billion dollars last week. And not only has he already
informed people that massive layoffs are coming, but now he
allegedly wants to charge people twenty dollars a month if
they are verified on Twitter to keep their verification. According
to The Verge, Musk also gave Twitter employees warning that
the task he gave them a deadline. Those who are
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the deadline he gave them, they will be let go
as well. So before Elon knows it, he's going to
be the only employee left standing. He's already told people
layoffs are coming, He's already let people go and he's saying,
and if you don't get this done by a certain date,
you're two. Patrick, is he on? I know? Does he
think he's just gonna run the company by himself? It'd
be amazing. And Villon must forgets to pay his verification bill.
(15:10):
This is The Jane and the Jewil News Network Facts.
You're lucky if the reporters remember to wear pants. Time
for another heartening report from the Jane. And remember you
can follow the show on social media at the Jewel
Show follow us all individually. I met Jubal Fresh, I
met that Dres, I'm at Benny, I'm at Christian The
Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses
(15:32):
only on the Jewbil Show. Angie is on the phone
today for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.
And she's been with her boyfriend Jose for a year
and a half, but now she thinks that Jose might
be being unfaithful. Angie, thank you for your email, thank
you for coming on the show. And I'm sorry that
you think that your boyfriend is cheating on you. Why
don't you tell us a little bit about what's going on?
Why do you think Jose might be messing around. Um, well,
(15:55):
basically it comes down to leftovers, which sounds kind of crazy,
but so I, Um, Josan and I live separately, but
I spend most nights at his house. Um, the only
nights I'm not there or Thursday Friday because that's just
how our schedules work out. So pretty much every night
except Thursday Friday. Okay, so last week Thursday night he's not. Um,
(16:21):
I'm not able to like get a hold of him
after ten o'clock, which is weird for him. Um, he's
typically a night owl, and um, you know, he's not
like going out late at night, and he just he
like never misses a good night text. So I'm worried
something's up. And I actually ended up driving past his
(16:42):
house around like eleven and his car's there. But of
course I didn't do anything because I didn't want to
look like a psycho like his door with his night Um,
but I am pissed that he's not answering his phone.
But your first instinct, were you worried about cheating or
are you worried maybe like he was hurt or something.
I'm worried about cheating. I mean he's healthy, you know,
(17:05):
so I don't do anything that night. But fast forward
to the next day. I do decide to like go
knock on his door, like early the next morning, unannounced.
He comes to the door. He's alone, so anyway, I'm
at his house. He goes to the bathroom to like
brush his skates or whatever. I sit on his bed.
(17:26):
I hear him go into the kitchen. I hear some
like rustling sounds like he's like getting a drink out
of the fridge. I hear like cupboards and stuff opening
and closing. So he comes back. He doesn't have anything
in his hands, Like I don't know what he's going
through the covered store. He didn't come out of the
kitchen with anything. So I decide to do a little snooping,
(17:48):
and everything looks normal. But then I opened the trash
bin and I see that there are two go boxes
and they're kind of like hidden under the other garbage.
And it's not a restaurant that I've had. I see
that one box has his name, it's clearly written in
sharpie on it, and the other box says Marciella, Oh,
(18:11):
what definitely a female name and his name on restaurant boxes,
And it looked like the boxes were hidden in the trash.
But it was weird because like he did it while
he was brushing his teeth, like he remembered, or like, oh,
let me pretend to brush my teeth so I can
go hide this evidence before she goes in the kitchen. Yeah,
(18:32):
you know, so they were in the fridge. So maybe
from the night before. I mean, that's what I'm thinking,
But I don't know. Yeah, I mean you're there enough,
like you, I mean, if you if they weren't there
the day before you were there, you know, like obviously
it's new food. Yeah, and it's not my food, that's
not my name. So did you did you say anything
to them? Yeah? So I confronted about it and he
(18:54):
basically was like, I don't know, it's just how the
food came. He thought maybe they made a mistake or whatever,
but he didn't think anything of it. So I mean,
that's the story. Let's like just happened the other day.
So I kind of like emailed you guys right away
because it's fishy to me. But like, yeah, yeah, if
our restaurant put it put in the wrong name on
a box, like that's not anything for me be mad
(19:14):
at I'm about But it's fishy. You guys been together
for a while. Do you know what grocery story is?
A rewards card, remember att? Yeah, okay, great, Well, we'll
do the usual. Then we'll call from that grocery store
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
card member at random who gets a lucky thank you
for shopping from us by winning free flowers delivered from
(19:35):
our Florida department. We'll see if he sends those flowers
to you or to somebody else Marcella, hopefully not this
Marcella person. Okay, okay, let's do it all right, plays,
I'll come back and get your War of the Roses
to Catch a Cheater next. Right in the middle of
War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater, if you're
just joining us, Angie is on the phone and she
thinks that her boyfriend of a year and a half, Jose,
(19:55):
might be cheating on her all because of some leftover food.
If missed the first part. Angie and Jose don't live
together yet, but she does spend a lot of time
at his house. And one day, you said, Angie said,
Thursdays and Fridays, you're not there usually. Yeah, that's right. Okay,
Thursdays and Friday day. Okay. So Angie's pretty much at
(20:16):
Jose's house every other day except Thursday and Friday. Well,
just the other day she wasn't there and she was
trying to get a hold of him at like ten
o'clock at night. He wasn't answering. He never misses a
good night text, and that was really weird. So Angie
drove over by his house at about eleven o'clock in
his car was there, So that was kind of shady
because he wasn't answering his phone. But Angie didn't want
to seem like a crazy person pounding on his door
(20:37):
at eleven o'clock at night, So Angie went over there
the next day in the morning and woke him up.
He said that he had fallen asleep and was really apologetic.
But while Angie was there, he went in the kitchen
while he was brushing his teeth and there was a
lot of rustling around. Angie did some inspecting and looked
in the trash and found two to go boxes that
were stuffed underneath things like trying to be hidden like
(20:57):
they were from the night before. Yeah, from the night before,
and it had Jose's name on it and another name
that was was it Marcella, Yeah, okay, and it said
the other one said Marisela on it. Angie did ask
him about it, and he's just played dumb and said,
I don't know how that happened. That's weird. I didn't
even notice that. And he just said that he'd fallen asleep.
So obviously Angie thinks that something is going on. It
looks like maybe he went on a date. We're about
(21:19):
to call him from the grocery store that he's a
rewards card remember at and say that every single month
we choose one rewards card remember at random who wins
free floral delivery, flower delivery from our floral department. However
you want to say it, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to his girlfriend, Angie or to somebody else,
maybe even this Marisella person. All right, Angie, are you ready?
I'm as ready as I'm gonna be here we go. Hello?
(21:51):
Is this Jo? Yes, Jose, My name is Jordan, and
I'm calling from in your rewards our rewards cardmember with us,
and I am calling to say congratulations you're this month's winner.
What what I'm sorry, I won something. You did. You're
this month lucky winner. Congratulations? What did I win? You
(22:16):
got the flowers? I gets. I don't understand. I won flowers.
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member, totally random,
and we call them up and we say thank you
for shopping by giving them free flower delivery from our
Florida department. You, sir, have won thirty six long stem
red roses that you can send anywhere in the United
States absolutely free on us. Congratulations. Okay, all right, that's great.
(22:41):
I appreciate that. But I am I am at work,
so I gotta I gotta do this quick. What what
do you guys need for me to do that? I
just would need to get the information of where you
want them send and what you would want to put
on a card. Now, if you don't know the person's information,
I can call you back so you have time to
think about it. Other than that, that's it. I need
(23:03):
the flowers to go to Marcella. Um, but I do
if I could put something on the card correct, Yes,
you can. Let me make sure I got that name correct,
Mars marie Sella Marcella or Mariella mari Sella. All right, great,
but on the card, um, could you could you please
(23:25):
put on the card? Please give these to Sophie. Please
give these to Sophie as long as she knows who
to give them too, that's you know, and she'll understand,
she'll know who it is. Who is Marcella and who
is Sophie. What is happening? Hello, O day, Yeah, hey
Jose that's your girlfriend Angie. She's actually on the phone.
(23:47):
This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jewel, Mine's Alex. And we do a segment
where we try to catch cheeters by sending flowers. And
Angie thought you might be cheating on her because of
the leftovers you had the other day with the name
Marcella on it and you just sent flowers. I'll just
let you take it away, Angie. But like agree, cheating
on me with two people now where there's there's a
whole another woman. What is happening, honey, I'm not cheating
(24:07):
on you at all. I'm not cheating on you. Are
we on the radio? Yes? Yeah, yes, And you've just
decided to get flowers to another woman that isn't me. Okay,
I'm not sure, but I'm i can't look. I can't
believe we're doing this on the road, literally at dinner
with someone else, and now you're sending her flowers? Like
(24:29):
what am I supposed to being? I'm not cheating on you, okay?
Or who are these women? I mean? I promise, I'm
I promise, I'm not cheating on you. I'm not. I
So what is happening? What is happening? I have been
trying to find a good way to tell you this.
(24:53):
I don't I don't know how to tell you this.
I don't want to lose you. I'm not cheating on you,
but I don't this is I'm afraid that this is
something that might break us up. I assure you, I'm
not cheating on you. Now you're breaking me out. Yes,
I did. Used to date Marcella a few years ago,
(25:15):
and and we eat up the other night and basically, honey,
she told me that I have a three year old
daughter with her and I did not know this Sophie
is my daughter? What? And I just don't know how
to tell you. Holyh I know, honey. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
(25:37):
I didn't want to I certainly didn't want to do
that this way. I don't want you to think I'm
cheating on you. I'm not. I just don't know how
to tell you. I have a three year old daughter.
I'm trying to process that I have a three year
old daughter, and I just don't know how to tell you.
Trust me, Honey, I don't want to be with Marcella.
She does not want to be with me. I'm still
trying to wrap my head around why she had waited
(25:59):
three years to tell me. Um, But I know I
want to want to be a good father. But I
don't want to lose you. I don't want to I
want to be with you. I want to continue to
have a life with you. I just don't know how
to tell you. It's gonna um involve my my, my
beautiful little girl. WHOA, that's a lot. That is a lot. Um.
(26:24):
I mean, I guess yeay, You're not cheating on me. Um.
I'm never cheat on you, honey, I never, I will
never cheat on you. I just I need some time.
I just needed some time to figure out how to
tell you this. I'm still trying to absorb this. I'm
sorry that it came to this. I'm sorry that you
thought I was cheating. I'm not I never will. Well,
(26:45):
we'll figure it out, babe. I mean, this is crazy,
but yeah, we'll figure it out. I love you. You
just found out that you have a daughter by meeting
up with your ex, and that is that why the
food left over? Or that that's why I thought you
were cheating? Yeah, I mean, like, why was she there?
She she was never. She was never at my house.
She called me. We met at a place to eat
(27:07):
and neither of us said a lot of eating with
all of the talking that was going on, and she
didn't want the leftovers, and I just took it home.
I took it home with me. But she was never
even at my house. She was never at the house.
See now I know he's telling the truth because this
man never turns down for you to Well. Congratulations Angie.
(27:30):
Jose sounds like he's legit and doesn't sound like he
would cheat on you. Also sounds like he's out a
lot to try to figure out. Jose, congratulations on hopefully.
Thank you, you know, getting acquainted with your new daughter.
And also Angie seems to be supportive. And we'll let
you guys go and figure you know, figure out you guys.
License you guys, Thank you guys. Just wasn't quite how
(27:51):
I wanted to tell her, but I guess it's yeah,
keep us and check in with us a little a
little while, let us know how it goes. Okay, okay,
thank you guys. The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty
little Secret? Oh well, hey, what's up? This is The
(28:16):
Jewels Show. And you texted in at four one six
one do you have a dirty little secret? So we're
calling you to ask what your dirty little secret is.
Don't say your name because you've got to be anonymous,
remember that. So oh, no way, I can't believe I
actually got take This is great. I can't believe it either. Okay, Um, yeah,
I actually, uh, I have an awesome secret. So last
(28:37):
year I actually went to the super Bowl, believe it
or not, and um yeah. But the thing was, I
didn't ever take it. My whole thing was I was
gonna do whatever it took to sneak in to the
super Bowl. And I know, you know, obviously it's like
state of the art facilities, it's the new stadium, you know.
(28:58):
But I was, I was deadicated, And what I did was,
you know, first off, I just showed up at the tailgates.
You know, everyone has like their their mobile home set up,
you know, all the tables and the food and the
drinks and all that, and um, it was kind of
like wedding crashers, but the Super Bowl version. I'm in there,
(29:19):
you know, hamming it up with old ladies, grandmas, grandpas,
and you know, we're just we're just having an awesome time,
you know, just tailgating, having having a blast. And obviously,
you know, coming close to the game, you know, the
tailgates start to close up, and I'm like, okay, you know,
I've made friends with this family. The nana loves me.
(29:41):
So I went ahead and I stuck a little air
tag in her bag. And basically what I planned to
do was I let them go in, go ahead of me,
and they got through the gates, got through the security
because obviously they have tickets. And by the time I
got up to the gate, I just told the guy, hey, look, um,
(30:03):
my friend has my tickets. And you know I can't
I can't get a hold of them. The cell service
is awful because you know, whenever you have millions of
people in one location, that shuts down. So you know,
I can't get a hold of them. But here I
have his location on my phone. He's already in there.
If I could just go go in and grab him,
(30:23):
I could grab the ticket and get it for you guys.
And I actually I couldn't believe it, but they let
me in. I don't know, maybe it was it was
my lucky day. They had, you know, someone new, maybe
working the security, but new or just hired. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
you know I got I got a nice smile. Maybe
(30:45):
it said who knows, but yeah, they let me through.
And you know, I didn't have a seed, but who
needs a seeding? Probably one of the hardest events ever
to get into in the world. Literally, Yeah, yeah it was.
It was amazing, great game. And I mean you guys
remember the halftime show that was out of control? It
was late. Yeah, yeah, I'm not impressing of your story.
(31:06):
So you didn't get on the stage to perform in
the halftime show? How to be Mores? Yeah, planning on
doing it again this year. So you know, if you
guys have a nice costume you want me to wear
is a streak across the field. Definitely thanks for calling
with your dirty little secret. Yeah, thank you, guys, appreciate you.
(31:26):
I'm a good one. The Jewel Show on Demand. You
know how it is. It's a Tuesday, it's the day
after Halloween, and nobody wants to be going to work
right now or getting up or doing anything. It's the
Jewel Show. And I don't want to sound like one
of those annoying spin instructors, but hey, everybody, it's time
to get up and motivate. And who's ready to pop?
(31:47):
My name is Zender and I'm your spin instructor, and
I'm so excited. I'm ready to pop. Steve over there
in the back, are you ready to pop? We're all
gonna pop together. Yeah. You know what, It's just weakness
leaving the body, and today we're gonna do I think
bud Hill, So let's push push push. Swas just weakness
leaving the booty hall push hush, I s thinking of
sore boody hells. Make sure to try my new booty
(32:09):
cream after today's class, Xander's Booty Butter. It's so good
it will make spin and fill like sentence, especially the
day after Halloween. It's the Jewble Show. And if you're
having trouble getting motivated, don't worry, Xander's not going to
motivate you I'm about to introduce you to the most
motivating person on the planet, and it will show you
that literally you can do anything that you set your
(32:30):
mind to. His name is Zion Clark. He's one of
the most inspirational people on the planet right now. And
I mean that. I'm normally I'm joking about suff like that,
but he actually is. The first thing you need to
know about Xander is he was born in the spinal
condition that left him with zero legs. It's just a torso.
Xander is basically like where your hips would be. That's
where his body stops. So this Xander Clark dude has
(32:51):
no legs and he's a world class athlete. He works
hard and he gets up every day and he breaks
world records. He already owns the world record for the
fastest man on two hands after doing a twenty meter
dash in four point seven eight seconds on his hands,
no feet, no feet, hands. That's crazy. And Zion Clark
(33:13):
has the words no excuses tattooed on his back. Normally,
when you see somebody with a no excuses tattoo, it's
some roided out meat head at a CrossFit jim who
thinks they're better than everybody else, but they actually end
up making a lot of excuses. Not this guy. He's
got zero legs and already broke one or old record
for being the fastest man on two hands, and last
month it's the first right now. But anyway, last month
(33:34):
he lived up to his motto when he achieved record
titles for the highest box jump and jumping with his hands.
If you don't know what a box jump is, it's
where you jump with your legs, usually on boxes. It's
in the name box jump, but you jump really high.
Like think about how high you can jump off of
two legs. Probably not that high. Twenty inches twenty four inches,
that's still high. That's a couple of feet right. Well,
(33:55):
this dude, Zion Clark, has no legs, doesn't even have
a bottom half of his body. He had a minimum
required height of twenty four inches to beat in his
box jump, and Zion effortlessly jumped from the ground onto
a box using nothing but his own two hands and
achieved that height, and then, knowing that he was capable
of jumping even higher, the height of the box was
(34:16):
increased to thirty inches. If you've ever done a box
jump before, you know that's incredibly high with your feet,
and he did it with just his hands because he
got no legs. Zion once again seamlessly achieved that on
his first try with just his hands, nothing but his hands.
And when they asked him if he wanted to jump
even higher, Zion says, there wasn't a doubt in his mind,
(34:36):
and he went on to do an unbelievable height of
thirty three inches thirty three inches on just his hands. Remember,
Zion Clark is from Ohio. He's got no lower half
of his body because he was born with a spinal condition. Also,
this dude was in foster care until he was seventeen
years old. He went to foster care because his mom
couldn't take care of him because of the condition that
left him with no lower half of his body. He
(34:57):
was adopted right before he was about to be homeless.
So if you're complaining today about the taste of your coffee,
think about this dude. I'm talking about him right now
because he already smashed one world record a while back
for being the fastest man on two hands, and he's
a world class track star. He's a champion collegiate collegiate wrestler.
I can't even say the word collegiate wrestler. And he
(35:18):
just smashed two more world records. One was for the
highest box jump, which people normally do with their legs
with two hands, world record for that, and the other
world record he was trying to set the other day
was for the most diamond pushups that you can do
in under three minutes. He's trying to beat a world
push up record. He's got no lower half of his body,
and he was doing diamond push ups. That's where you
(35:38):
put your hands in the shape of a diamond right
in the middle of your chest. Your arms aren't out
at your side. They're harder to do than a regular pushup.
And did he break that record? He did two hundred
and forty eight diamond push ups and nunder three minutes.
What two hundred and forty eight two hundred and forty
eight diamond pushups in under three minutes. You know how
many friends I've seen on Instagram and Facebook doing that
(35:59):
whole hun push ups in a week challenge. They wake
up and then they do two pushups when they get
out of bed in the morning, and they post about
it all week long, like, oh my god, I can't
believe I'm doing this hundred pushups in a week challenge,
and then at the end of it when they get
ninety nine push ups, they're like, well, I almost got
all the way to one hundred. This dude did two
hundred and forty eight diamond pushups in under three minutes
(36:20):
and he's got no lower half of his body. I
am no longer impressed by you. Chad from Instagram Zion Clark.
This dude with zero legs did two hundred and forty
eight pushups and under three minutes and beat the world
record for that. So he's got three world records now,
and there you go, the most motivating person on the planet.
So if you are complaining about anything today, you shouldn't,
(36:42):
because there's a guy out there with no lower half
of his body who is demolishing world records and probably
going to be in the Olympics soon, and he's got
no excuses tattooed on his back. Just talking about him,
I feel exhausted. I'm going to go back to sleep
now because he can probably do my job in a
few minutes. That's amazing. You can check out the story
on our website. Go to the Jubilshow dot com. We
(37:02):
have a link up there for you. It's nuts. The
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