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June 17, 2025 41 mins

It's about to be a what?! Cece and Jess are fighting, and the entire loft must figure out how to deal. 

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Speaker 1 (00:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Actor friends that I have putting you are some of
the most patient, understanding men when it comes to understanding
that girls need a couple of seconds sometimes to just
like fix themselves. What Because they have grown up in

(00:44):
a world of last looks, they understand that before the
camera could roll give us even though we just did
everything to the hair, the make up, the nails, the fit,
just the walking to just the sitting down in this chair,
something may have moved. I need a second.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Actor.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Male friends are the most patient in those moments because
they understand because they've been exposed to it one hundred
times a day throughout their lives. It's beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
No, you're absolutely correct. We're also we're also just more
understanding because we're men, you know what I mean. And
that's just like our intelligence and like, you know, our
ability to communicate humbleness. Yeah, humility is like one of
the things that's top, that's right up there. That's right.

(01:33):
Love making ability. We're always the best. We're always the best.
I love making and understanding are understanding.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Okay, Okay. Huge directed by Bill Purple, written by Danielle
As Sanchez Witzel Yes, and it's one of my favorite
ones that we did what it's called girl fight?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, I love this episode.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Love this episode so much truth in this episode, the
difference between how men and women fight. Episode four ten
of New Girl Break it Down.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Okay, so in this episode, Schmidt accidentally sparks an all
out girl fight between Jess and CC after exposing Jess's
secret purse purchase. Now, meanwhile, Nick goes on his first
date with Kai, but Winston is convinced she homeless based
on his highly questionable detective work, which conveniently also helps

(02:33):
him avoid studying for his police exam. Now, in the
middle of all this drama, Coach proudly declares his expertise
from growing up with sisters that I mentioned he grew
up with sisters to just fight it out and move on.
We'll be right by Murder. I was trying to sound

(02:58):
like a SHRIPPERD say Sam shepperd Sham Sripper, Marlboro man
smokes sugar rip yeah, or the Ford truck man talk Clark,
you've got a.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Lot of commercial voiceovers or did you back in the
day or did you always just use your real voice?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
And then I use my real voice. So I was
the voice of Jimmy John Sandwiches for a couple of years.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Really.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, it's just like a heightened version of my real voice.
I do a lot of voiceovers as far as commercials go.
It's usually my regular voice.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Right, But I'm saying they could hire you to like
they a catalog. I feel like a lot of voice
actors have that, like a catalog of all the different
things that they could do. Oh yeah, okay, Okay, great episode.
We're so excited to be back from this break, so
we can dive right into a girl fight.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah. I love a girl fight. You love a girl
some of my favorite websites.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Girl Oh okay, so this moment okay. So it starts off,
of course insane, because Nick comes running in the living
room saying he needs to iron his shirt for his
date with try granddaughter ak the one that only the
great Gretel Lee just so to not wear the short sleep.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I gotta find one of those. I gotta if y'all
got pictures wanted one.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
I used to have one and it was very cute,
but it was very good on me. Yo.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Shout out to the people with short sleeve turtlenecks, if
you have them, send send Hannah, those pictures.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Send me a picture of a man who's truly owning
a short sleeve turtleneck. I believe it's out there. I
believe there's a man.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Gotta be It's gotta be. But but but but CC
and jest they informed him, but they cannot because they
are they're planning Nadia's birthday shower. Yes, Nadia baby shower,
it's right, birth baby shower, birthday of the baby baby.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Yes, the same Nadia that broke Schmidt's penis.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yes, the Russian model played by the wonderful Rebecca Reid. Yeah.
So then they go to a flashback. Yeah, you want
to flashback Winston. He's in his room, he's studying, because
they say to him, you know, go to Winston's room
and figure this thing out. Maybe used Winston's desk. He
can't he flash back Winston's room he's studying when actually
he's just making origami designs for He's basically snowflakes not enough.

(05:22):
I remember doing that, and we shot it so many
times because they kept adding. They literally were adding snowflakes.
Does it look like enough? Not enough?

Speaker 2 (05:29):
And then they would It was a meta moment where
in real life it wasn't enough and you had to
keep saying.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Not enough, not enough, not enough.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Then we get to witness a fight between Schmidt and
Coach over DVR space. That's when he just gets like
punched in the junk.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
We're good, I mean, that's kind of how men do it,
but not really.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
But you know, in the junk, I feel like, would he.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
In a stomach?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
He in a stomach?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I think when when we got a low stomach.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, stomach, put on your tender profile.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
I got that long torso short legs, and then we
uh and then so you know, Jess explaining that this
is not what we do. This is not what women do.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You know what I mean, Like Justine, easy, don't fight,
and we love that we don't fight, and they're like
so great that we don't fight. And they're like, like,
we had a moment like with the same purse, and
like this is how we like worked it out because
we're so healthy in our relationship and we both decided
we moment about the es and they decided. I remember,

(06:39):
by the way, the length of conversation that went around
picking which purse and it was like the cutest purse.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, a TJ Max Marshalls something.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Like, yeah, it was something like that. I was like,
I was looking at I was like, that's not cute purse.
But they needed something. I think it was the only
like yellow purse and they wanted something bright.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Right.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
That was just kind of symbolic going back and forth
that you could see. So it was based on color
over acuteness, which I thought was a mistake because I
feel like these girls had better taste.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Than that burst that's right, because we don't see color
over here. We only se.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Cuteness and neon yellow purse. So then they decided that
both of them were gonna buy it, and they did
a really healthy choice and that was really really sweet.
And then Schmidt says too much.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
He talks too much.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Man, He just dogs on his friends so hard. In
that moment, it was not so hard.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Well, part of me is like, did he do that
intentionally just because his.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Favor with Ceci and his brain doesn't work right when
she's in the room, So I don't even know it
was intentional. He just doesn't know how to not get
involved in anything that CC's involved in because he's just
trying to like worm his way in.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah. Yeah, and then where are we okay, so he
said such a thing.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
He doesn't know what he's just done, and coaches just like,
whoa bro, you need to stay out of it because
girlfights are very dangerous.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's like, how do you know? It's like I got sisters. Yeah,
and then we flashed back to young coach. He gives
his sister a bow, causing the other sisters to cut
off their own ponytails because they're fighting. What nice I mean?
And the look on that kid's face. What an actor,
What an actor that was? I wonder what he's up to.
I gotta figure that out, because I was like, that

(08:36):
was a that was a cool look.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
He was so cute. You feel like he genuinely is
just that child got slightly traumatized in that moment and
scared of them.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. And then you know,
so Jess she uh yeah, she comes clean. She comes
clean to the guys that she went back to the
store and she bought the purse. She loves the purse,
you know, but she was working that she brought up
the she brings up the purse and a lot of
other stuff will get brought up.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
We have a way of how this works out. We
have a fight, right, we don't talk for three days.
Then she shows up with a surprise latte, and then
they never discussed it again. They pretend like it ever happened.
And this is how it's been going for their entire friendship.
They've been friends their entire live. So she's like, just
stay away.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
That's right, for three day days.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I've got this, I know how to do this.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
And now Nick, Nick and Kai, Yeah, they're there. They're bonding.
First day, they're sitting down at the bar or the
restaurant having a beer. Heisler of course, and shout out
to Heisler.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
You know that Wendy who works on our podcast. Last
name is Heisler.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Heisler. I know, I know. She's rich.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Heisler on the show, A real one.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
She's rich from all this beer drinking, her New Girl
and other shows. But no, they're sitting there and they're
having a conversation. They're bonding over the fact that they
they hate first dates, and they hate dates in general,
you know, and terrible and weird they are, and how
weird they both are. Nick wants to do this with
his hands, he wants to do this with his finger,
and then she wants to do this with her shelter.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
It is date second dates, third days. It is all weird.
Everybody's putting on a version of themselves. Everyone's trying like
there feels like a pressure to like, you know, it
should be about you of like is this person a
good fit for me? But you're also like I want
to make sure that they like you, So you're putting
out this weird face and then it feels awkward and

(10:31):
it's so strange, and so they kind of just talk
that all out and she's just like I kind of
just want to do nothing, but like nothing's not sexy,
but she has met her match in the doing of nothing.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Oh my god, Oh my god. Let let's talk about
it for a second. Yeah, I might. I might be
able to appreciate I might be able to appreciate a
person like that. I mean, it wouldn't hurt that she
was Greta Lee.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I think it helps that.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
It's great, it helps, it helps. But it's like I
like to do nothing sometimes and when I'm in a
relationship with a woman and I and I've dated like
a couple of women that are just get up and
go just do every morning every morning. There they are
at seven am. They're done with their hike. They're done already.
They're at the gym, they're getting there, they're on their

(11:21):
their you know, their work. They're the dates with the friends,
they're bouncing around. They want to just stay active. And
there there are days where I feel like that. But
most of the time, because we work so much, we
got so much responsibility with you know, family and stuff
like that, sometimes I just want to sit down at
home and be okay with it. So somebody like her, man,

(11:43):
that would be great. So for all those lazy women
out there, you know, call me. Yeah, it doesn't lay
up to you.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
There and hang out the house and be cozy and come.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
She can go to work. She can go to work,
you know, do whatever she want to do.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Just by seven am. That's a hard that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Sleep in wake up at noon. I don't care like
you know, damn, I want to be able to wait.
I want to say I will go.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
She doesn't really need to go to work if she
doesn't want to.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's fair, but you know that's fair. I'm you know,
I'm sugar.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Daddy in out here, all got lit up like hello.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Hey, listen, liten ladies. I take care of you. Now,
come on, come on, come on.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Back to a little more, back to how this podcast. Yeah,
me trying to find you?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, oh yeah, I don't mind. Come on now, ladies.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
They order pizza, they drink around the couch. They're watching
a movie, and then they cut to three days later.
They have not moved the Winston's spidery senses.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
They go yeah, yeah, yeah. He comes like he's uh,
she's doing detective work, right. He's in there writing in
his notepad and coaches wonder and why he isn't studying
all right, and then Winston gets on this weird little
CSI thing where he's putting stuff together and then he
punches Winston and the dick that's right, yeah, and they

(13:12):
get in his ol and it's done.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Done.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
It was done. Now. Jess, she runs into C C
at the coffee shop and she's like hey, because.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
She's got her planet's three days later, she got the
surprise latte s CC.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
She's like boom, CC says.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I can buy my own, and she flashes that's ther Now.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Initially I thought she went and bought her own. She
found it and got it.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
That was my first thought too. I forgot what happens
in the episode. And then and then Jess walks in
on Schmidt and was like, what you And then they
show the flash of what CC did. She were a
very low cut top and said get the purse, and

(14:01):
then it and get the purse.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I never understood why men were so weak in these
moments because it doesn't phase me. They didn't phase me.
It doesn't men are men are weak, you know what
I mean? And I'm I'm I'm different from the rest
of them, ladies, I pay your light bill.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
This is what's happening in this episode, the complete underestimation
of women. Okay, poor Kai is like reading the newspaper
because she's a smart woman and falls asleep and Nick
is so dumb that the bug put in his ear
about the fact that she might be homeless. That's all
he sees.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Now, yeah, that's what I mean. But that's what Winston,
that's the conclusion he's come to because it does make sense.
It does make sense, you know what I mean. Oh.
I love the fact that he asked him to sit down.
I love the fact that he was like, you might
want to sit down for this.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
He's like, crack the case. We have to talk about
this moment because we've skipped it, and it's so funny
to me, is the emoji war that happens. It's easy
because it ends with double syringe. And I would say
on about eighty percent of all of Zoe's posts, I

(15:15):
just post double syringe. Really, it's I never knew that
in real life. It's our inside joke. I think it's funny.
She gets it, and of course the whole New Girl
Little universe of these girl Fight lovers get it. Oh wow,
I never double syringe.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I never paid attention to that. That's cool.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
You're not going through z always comments center posts.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Today, let's see double syringe. Yeah, folks, start double syringing us.
You know, let us know ergy, let us know you're listening.
This is how you let us know you're listening. Double
syringe it.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
How many double syringes are we going to get underneath
this clip? Double syringe?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
The max offensive thing you could possibly send is the
double syringe.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
That's right. But we won't take it as an offense.
If you all did it to us, do it to
us guys, double.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Syringe es and so yeah, So then we were in
that moment where he says, you got to sit down,
and he says that Nick is the sugar daddy, which
to call Nick Miller anyone sugar daddy, who, as we
saw in the last episode doesn't even have twenty bucks
is wild.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
That's wild, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I love the newspapers. And he's like, man, must be true.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Oh okay, okay, let let's talk about that for a second.
This woman fell asleep with newspapers. And then he said, oh,
it's actually not bad. And she says, see, why would
she say that. That means she does this all the time.
She falls asleep on her newspapers all the time.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
No, I'm going to say this. I will say this. Okay.
I remember because one made a comment when they came
over to my apartment once, my old apartment, which you
went to million times. But I always got the newspaper
and I would always read it in bed and then
so I always had newspapers like all over my bed.

(17:09):
So I think women who like to read the newspaper
and who are like also, I'm very much like hi,
who just wants to like hang out and be cozy
on a couch or whatever at home all the time.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
There's bundle of newspapers that's interesting. That's an interesting way
to look at it. Hannah. Yeah, I think you're incorrect.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I think you're yeah, incorrect about your life in your
newspaper situation.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Hannah, I think you were homeless on house.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
It's kind of like a nice lightweight blanket. Don't hate
on it.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
We're going to go to break crazy. This boy girl
fight continued, and we are and.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
We are straight into Nadia's baby shower. Oh yeah, says
to the most iconic things ever. She's going to name
her baby baby because it's funny. And then she says,
where's the top of the baby cage?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
The baby cage? That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
You know, actually for cribs you can put a top
on it.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Oh yeah, I can scared.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Of your baby crawling out, like they're at that age
where they could crawl out of the crib.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, there's a mesh net you can like rap. It's
like a little dome that you can put on it
so you can still see through it and it's it's mesh,
but they can't climb out. That's right. Because Lily, oh
my gosh, the video footage I have of her baby
cam of her when she started realizing she had muscles,
and she would pull herself up and just fling herself

(18:44):
out of her crib. I was like, oh my god,
I mean gnarly videos.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Yeah, they're well, babies are all kind of like Pepper
from the Bangs Giving episode.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, crazy strong like ants.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, and also like there's her gravity is so low
so they're not scared of falling.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I remember one time Lily did get scared. She pulled
herself up. This is the first time this happened. She
pulled herself up. She put one leg over and just
starts screaming. She looked down and she was like and
she couldn't move. She was just like stuck. And so
I come flying in the room and I see her
and I just burst into laughter. I gotta go pick

(19:26):
her up, and I'm like, where are you trying to go?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
And so she's like, I'm on the top of the
Empire State Building. See how high this is?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Oh gosh. I had to like I had to raise it.
I had to get one that was even higher.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
You're like, I need to talk to this baby cage.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I was like, my gosh. And the funniest is when
you walk in and she wants to get out and
She's holding onto the bars like a prisoner and her
face is leaning up against it.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
She's like, that is it is a baby cage. She's not.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
It is it's age on.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
These babies because you don't want them walking around with
all these outlets and ovens. Come on, now, we don't
know are safe for babies at this baby shower. Schmidt
is there because of course he is, and Coach. He
calls Coach and Coach is like, what are you doing?
Get out of there immediately, and he's like, I can't.
It's bad. They're just staring at at each other. Just

(20:21):
and Ceci are just staring at each other, and there's
like seething happening. What do I do? And then Coach
says I can help end this.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
He runs out. Then we reveal that he has saran
wrapped Winston to a chair, forcing him to study, and
then brings up a very valid point, how am I
going to study? I can't move the pages.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Thing you do to move the chair, I'm.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Doing it now.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
It's the only way to move the chair because if
you do too big of like a swoop with your foot,
you might go flying and you have no arm. You
gotta go. You gotta go slow.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
That's right now, what you know on some Superman type stuff,
Winston could have probably broke out of it. Knowing me
back then, I'm probably more strong than I am now.
But anyway, I.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Would have been very cute to see the pushing against
your saran wrap. So many people look in that apartment.
Couldn't somebody just unwrap you?

Speaker 1 (21:16):
No, they're all idiots. He's telling Kay he wants to
go to her place. You know, he's a man of
the people, regardless of this rock star lifestyle that he has.
You know, he's telling her that he wants to be
with her wherever she lives. He's basically applying that he's
in a lot of words, he's saying that he's a

(21:37):
sugar daddy, and he says it it's like, I just
feel like, you know, you see all this stuff that
I have, It's like I got an extra pillowcase.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Where he basically says that most of it actually isn't
his anyway. It is the funny, that's my frisbee, I'm
storing on my neighbor's roof. What are you talking about?
It's so painful to watch him brag, but it's also
so sweet. That he's obviously also sharing that he really
does just like her for her, Yeah, and he doesn't care,

(22:10):
and he's like, I'll bring some extra blankets, and then
he grabs the newspapers papers because he insulting because.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
He wants to go to her house. Yeah, and so
I agree, see what it is.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
And he just assumes because where he was like, well,
where does Tran live? He's like, well, I always see about
a park bench. The math, the math was mathing.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yes, it was. Now we're mid fight, you know, Cee.
He's telling Jess she was just defending her when she
told Mike Hanneman that she was on her period.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
They're screaming, they're crying. Twenty years of repressed anger has
now been unleashed thanks to Schmid messing with the system,
and so it's on. Everything's coming out. All the things
they haven't said and talked through and worked through and
healed and repaired from is now on the table. And

(23:00):
it gets crazy.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yes, so crazy that coach says, listen, yes, in order
to resolve this, guys, y'all gonna have to fight it out,
just punch punch, punching and get it over with. And
instead of punching CEC. I mean, I don't know where
this came from, but CC just speared her. Jess wwe boom.

(23:23):
I was shocked when I saw that, to be quite.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Honest, Yeah, the I remember, so all of those women
that are playing in the baby shower are all stunt women.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
So there's Jess and myself, Nadia, and then everybody else
was a stunt woman. And so that fight that you
see is done by professionals. Yes, just holly body slamming
each other, throwing each other around. It was so crazy.
And then when we did like the breast pump attack
on my eyes, I remember like the choreography of it,

(23:56):
also making sure they didn't like actually slam me in
the eyes. There was actually so much stuff you have
to do to have a fight in a scene to
make sure nobody gets hurt. And even though this one
seems so ridiculous, there were so many ways people could
get hurt because also high heels folks just flying around

(24:17):
the room.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
I know, I know, but I mean I know what
it takes as an action star, but I've done it
millions of times. But it was good to see that
you got you got a chance to experience what I've
been experiencing my whole career. High action, high high action,
high octane scenes. Now now fight's over. They destroyed the place.

(24:38):
Nadia is loving.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
It, the thing where she's like, I'm not bored, I'm bored.
I'm I'm bored, like making her so happy.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
She's stomping on the baby gifts like.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Her baby gifts.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
She is. She's so funny. She's one of the funniest
characters we've had.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
We needed that. That's the thing that is so phenomenal
about the Naughty A character. No one else could have
done it like that, like they casting on this show,
and the freedom they gave people to build the weirdness again,
like Outside Dave is so beautiful and adds all of
those like the world of New Girl gets just so

(25:19):
rich because of it, and kept bringing people back. Naughty
A crushes in this.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Episode, Oh where are we now? Oh?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Yeah, the hospital, the hospital, and they feel better. There
is a relief in letting it all out better out
than in.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Yes, yes, one percent. And you know they're coming clean
about you know, wanting to have punched each other for
a long time. They've known each other for twenty years.
They talk it out blah blah blah. But this is
the fight. The fight was very much so worth it. Now,
Nick calls Winston when he's inside of her very very
very expensive looking place. Yes, couldn't tell if it was

(25:55):
like a mansion or an apartment, but either way, she
got money.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, she.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Rich, vetty vetty rich. And he he explained to her that,
you know, hey, she's rich. Man. She found it and
sold a company that sells water bottles. It's a scam
called Consultant and hick Winston tries to say face. He's like, see,
I knew it. He's like, oh, you're very wrong. It's like, no,
but I knew there would be a twist.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
It's something about it. I'll figure that out, by the way.
Also fair to Winston, he did he could smell something something,
you know, I mean, it was the exact opposite of
what his detective skills told him.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
It was. Yeah, he'd locked the wrong person up. He
probably put the wrong person in jail. But he's locking
was the mother. No, it was the father. Yeah, that's
what I meant. It was the father.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Thing more terrifying than Winston.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
And yes, so kai so Nick so sitting down on
the couch and Nick is saying, hey, listen, I gotta
get back to I gotta get back to work. You
know this is my uh it's what do you say?
It's karaoke night. Get there.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I have to get there early to break the karaoke machine.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
She is so funny.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I'm talking about a new girl. Man, the tiniest lines,
so funny, because so true.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, if I were working at a bar, i'd break
that shit too. I don't want to hear people singing.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
She said she can make to one hundred and forty bucks.
She gives him two hundred dollars and he's like, I'm
a boy hooker.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Look girl, listen. I don't know if i'd be down
to accept that money, but I would love the gesture.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Right. It's very sweet to be like, I'll figure this out.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I'll tell you a quick story. So I know we
gotta go. But I remember being on a date. I
was with an X of mine and this other woman
walks by and she grabs my hand and I was like, oh,
and then she then we see her again because this
woman was rough. She was like she come here and

(27:55):
I was like, oh, she comes back, and she's like
sanding next to us while we're standing. It was like
a like a concert type of and she goes, I
give you ten Please forgive what I'm about to say,
but this is what she said to me. She goes,
I'll give you ten thousand dollars right now, here's her.

(28:18):
I was like, what did she say? I said, I
don't know. I don't know, I don't know. He slowly
walked away. I was like, oh my god, my and
I never I'd never let live that down. I never.
I always reminded remember that time that I was proposition

(28:41):
by that thug.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I would like to say that you probably would have
lost if you had taken up on that. She wanted
to take it home and put it in a jar. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
What she had plans for I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
But I don't think it was going to be a
plus as an experience for you.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah, let's see cut the the uh the ten k.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Why it's so true, like it happens all the girls
get propositioned all the time with people coming up offering
you money for doing wild things. Oh my gosh. I
have so many stories very similar to that, where you
go like, what did you just say? Yeah, obvious no,
because you're terrifying.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
And women and how guys are used to that. Women
and hot guys are used to that. I gotta say,
that's probably like what y'all experience all the time. Me
that was the one and only.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Time, and she was very scary.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I was like, what, why couldn't have been tire banks?
And that was tire banks. I'd been like, get this money.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
All right? So Coach apologizes for making the girls punch
each other justin CC then play out what a girl
fight between girl Coach and girl Schmidt would sound like.
It's beyond accurate. It's causing the boys to laugh it off.
And then in the elevator, Coach and Schmidt start complimenting
each other.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh, and he can.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Smell what's happening, and so he does the only thing
he can.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
He punches them both in the testicles. That's right, And
then we end on a montage of Winston procrastinating. Here's
what I love most about this, and I need to
clip these moments. If there's a way we can clip
these moments and tag these references. You know, when you
balled up paper and you throw it in the trash,
you always yell out, Kobe or Jordan, Sure, you know,

(30:41):
I was yelling out like og Chicago Bulls name or
Chicago Legends. So the first time you see me do it,
I say, Craig Hodges, shout out if you know, you know,
shout out to Craig Hodges. And then at one point
I go Darius Miles, if you know, you know, shout
out to Darius Miles, Basketball icons man and uh, and

(31:03):
then I say Jordan but everybody, you know whatever. But
I would i want to go on the record to
say that I'm keeping the name of Craig Hodges, Darius
Miles alive. Darius Miles has got a great podcast, but
I'm keeping them names alive.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
It's a nice thing in the show when we would
be able to sneak things in that like mattered to
us like that it happened, I think for all of
us a little bit. There'd be little things that we
would just like pepper in and then it would make
the cut and make the show and now it just
like lives out there forever. And it was very cool,
all right, Darius and Craig.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Mm hmm, Craig Hodges, Darius Miles.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
That's the episode. We got through it without having too
many fights, So that's pretty good for us. Yeah, when
we come back, we go on mess off.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Rounds and we're back, Hannah, I just realized it's time
to mess around. Okay. So what's the worst girl fight
you've gotten into or witnessed? What was it about?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Well, I'll say something about fights. First, I've never seen
a fight, a physical fight. I've never seen a physical fight,
and so I was always just like so curious, like
is it real? Does it really happen? Like would someone
ever actually like really like strike somebody else? And this
is just like a real thing. When I was younger,
I just thought it was crazy. And then when I

(32:26):
was seventeen, I moved from India to a place called
White Rock appropriately in Canada, and I remember turning the
TV on and the first thing that came on was
Jerry Springer ooh, And I remember just being like what

(32:46):
is this? And you know, like they had the what
was his name, the like the bouncer.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Steve, Steve will go, Steve will.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Go, and Steve would just like with like he was
so bored, he was so unfazed, and he would just
like just just pull people off of each other, just
separate the fights. And I just remember being mesmerized, and
then I like watched At the time, it was called
WWF notes WWE, but I would watch it because I
was just like so fascinated by like the fact that

(33:17):
somebody would ever do it, because girl fights aren't very
much like you see in this episode, very passive, aggressive,
like you're not gonna say it to their face. You're
gonna find some way behind their back to like make
them feel how upset you were, but you're never gonna
talk about it, and you're probably gonna be friends for ever,
and it's never gonna come up because now it's so
far gone. So it's an accurate representation of a girl fight.

(33:39):
But I remember being fascinated by, like, what does an
actual physical fight look like.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Oh, I've seen him in person. Oh my gosh, I've
seen I've seen. Like I said, I grew up in
the South Side of Chicago. People were angry, people were
just mad. I've seen some girl fights that are crazy.
I'm talking brawls and the girls fighting. The girls are fighting,
and the girls are just they go crazy because they
pull hair, they scratch with dudes. It's kind of like

(34:08):
they're trying to look cool, you know, they're trying to
like get precision punches in and like I want to look.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Like a lot more like grappling just like holding well, yeah,
I'm just nobody can get an arm out.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
It depends on the skill level. Sometimes they do that,
like if they're like, you know, trying to like more.
Some people are trying to stop the fight while they're
in the fight. They're trying to just wrestle you to
the ground and just sit on you and just kind
of just.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
I'm going to grapple you down and then I'm just
gonna like get on top and mount and hold your
arms down and be like enough.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
The women, the women fights are bloodier. I feel like
I've seen like people scratching people's eyes out and like
ripping like earrings out. Hair. So many weaves, oh, so
many weaves and wigs just all over the city. I
swear to go bad.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
If someone snatched your hair out. Oh my god, just.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Weave and wig all over the city. It's so it's
so wild. Yeah, and it's always a boob that pops out.
There's always one.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I mean a new girl. We had a boob fight.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Yes, just slapping boobs, slapping bobs.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
That was a real new girl's storyline. I will say
I saw one fight and it was Coachella. I was
staying at a hotel in Palm Springs, and then I
came down to the hotel lobby and all of a sudden,
you know, you could just hear something that doesn't sound right,
and I look and the lobby that had been packed
with people. Everybody was against the walls and this guy

(35:34):
was picking up There was like a DJ in the
lobby picking up the equipment from the DJ and hurling
it at this other guy in the middle of the fight.
It was so it was a fancy hotel. It was
the craziest thing, and everybody was against the wall like
doing the right thing. And I was like so like,
oh my god, it was like I'd seen like an
elephant walking down the street. It was just sort of

(35:55):
like a fascination because I just never seen anything like it.
And I remember the group I was at the time,
They're like, let's get out of here, like we have
to leave, We're going to remove ourselves handa.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
That's wild.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
It was really crazy. Like the poor DJ, who had
nothing to do with the fight, like lost all of
the time.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Okay, let's do one more pick Oh, back.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
In your days as a student, were you a big
procrastinator like Wednesday when it came to study.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yes, Uh yeah, I'm still like that me too. I'm
like before a meeting. Sometimes I'll have a meeting about
a project and the meeting is on a Friday, I'm
reading that script probably like two hours before the meeting.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah. But the thing is, if you've spent your whole
life being a quote unquote procrastinator, right, don't you think
that your brain works better that way? Because I'm the same.
Have I read a script like a week before, There's
so much life that happens in between, it won't be
of mind. And so for me because I've always been

(37:03):
that way through school, through everything, through work, because I've
always done something like right at the last second. That's
now how I perform best with that information and material personally.
So it looks like everybody else gets crazy because like
its fit's down to the wire, Hannah, And I'm like, yeah,
but like I'm not stressed because this is how I
work best. So like, yeah, you stress me out. I'm

(37:26):
not stressed, but your energy is stressing me out because
I work differently than you.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, No, I agree.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I agree for the procrastinators. I see you. You figured
out your way, your system, Lamurna, and I are here
for you.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
There was a study that said people who are procrastinators
are smarter than everybody else.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah, that's study that you and I did last year.
It just came out.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
That's a real study, real study. Wall Street Journal. Quote
me on that real study. From Jill Rogan's podcast, I
love how.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Now just in the mayor and if you say something
with a lot of confidence quickly and be like no
questions please and move on, most people will be like
you heard.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
It on the podcast. Could be true, It could be true.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Could be true, you guys, it could be true. But
we're living proof that it doesn't hurt to be a procrastinator.
We're doing all right in life. We figured it out
and we're still procrastinating Wednesday. Man, do your thing. He
was fine in the episode. Who's doing it his way?
We also know how it ends up. Yeah, that's what
I'm saying. We also know it all worked out.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Yeah, world class detective.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
We're all class defective. Okay, that's it. That's the episode.
Oh fight.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Here, girl fight. We love a girl fight, love a
girl fight. We don't have enough girl fights, gotta have more.
Looking deeply into more.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Girl fights sounds so presidential.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Love a girl fight, girl and girl That's my favorite.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Thing, Garrett. That's what we need to beat bout. Oh
my gosh, telling stories on this podcast. Okay, y'all, we're
just going through season four. I can't believe how much
of season four I didn't realize, like it happened in
season four. I guess, like I remember, girl Fight. Season
four is a great season, really great, and it's a

(39:18):
huge thing to have Damon. I realized every single time
Damon's on screen, and then I watched the rest of us.
You always see like our real laughs and giggles and
breaks happening. It was such a fun year to shoot
and have Damon part of the cast again.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Yeah, it's still great. It's it's a when you have
someone like that on set, it makes it. It's it's
so much easier. It's so much easier. There's low, low stakes.
He's just there to have fun and be loose.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Walk on set. He just got to be like, all right, guys,
what do we do. Yeah, he's just there to hang
out with his friends.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, and he's he's one of the best writers, and
so he will toss you jokes. Yeah, well say He's like,
it'll be funny if you said this. You say it
and it gets a laugh, and you're like, that's great,
that's awesome to.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Have an So if you toss him a joke, he'll
always try it. And because he's so talented, he'll always
make it.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, because you could toss him a
lazy joke and he's gonna crush it.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, day man.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
We love you, we love.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yes, and we love all you folks out there. Please
make sure make sure you follow us on I g
at the Mess Around pod. Go get some merch, go
get some get one of these.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Yes you know tagers, and then we will repost you.
That's right, jangle, all right, thanks for listening. We will
be back again next week as peruge.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Love you, love you, I Love you Peace.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
That was the Mess Around in iHeartMedia Production.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Our executive producer is Joel Monique. Our senior producer is
abou Zafar. Babe Wang provided engineering and editing services.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Additional production from Daniel Goodman, Wendy Heisler, and Kyle Shevron.
Our theme song was written and composed by Ronald juke
Box Jackson.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Catch her next time. Bye,
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