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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Ring ring, ring ring. May I please speak with Zoey. Oh, hello, Lamar,
Let's patch and Hannah God, I forgot what it was
like working with you. Guys. Hi everyone, and welcome to
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Welcome to our show, which is Zoe, Janal and Salmone
and Lamar and Morris. Um, welcome guys. Today we're talking
about a little episode called The Story of the fifty
ye episode one ten. It was season one, episode ten,
and this episode changed a lot because of some of
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the circumstances that happened while we were shooting it. And um,
we would love to tell you about um laws of
things about this episode because I think it's pretty fun.
Last time on New Girl, episode one ten, the Story
of the fifty Schmidt has done something so douchey, and
the entire loft degrees he should put fifty dollars into
the jug. We flashback a few days to the planning
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of Schmidt's twenty nine birthday party. The fear of thirty
just a year away leads him to make some weird decisions.
He wants a party bus with a boob shaped steering
wheel and a stripper bowl, but the bus isn't available,
so resourceful Jazz improvises and decks out of school bus
with streamers, lights and balloons to keep the party going.
Nick is concerned his friends will make a bad impression
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on his new lady lawyer love Julia, but is pressured
into bringing Hard to Schmidt's party to prove that he's
not embarrassed of them. The night kicks off a seeress
of calamities when Schmidt's bronomy, Benjamin immediately reigns on his
parade by forcing Schmidt to sing the humiliating parody song
we built this Schmidty on Tutsi rolls parketing back to
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Schmidt's Sapti college days and the man they call that Schmitt.
When the stripper agency sends a male stripper instead of
a female, Schmidt wonders if he could have a future
as a stripper. Benjamin refuses to help get the gang
into Schmidt's favorite club, and then he hits on Jess
in a totally creepy way. Schmidt tries to intervene, leading
Benjamin to declare that the party sucks. After Nick and
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Winston tried to calm then down, Julia punches him in
the face, and all the commotion causes the driver to
crash the bus. Later, Julia reveals to Nick that she
has an anger management problem. Undeterred, Nick and Julius sement
their couple of status. Way to go, Nick, everyone goes home,
but Jess and Schmidt stay behind to wait for the
touch truck. While they wait, Schmidt tries to kiss her,
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which is why he owes money to the douche factor.
He got off easy. Now back to the show. We
had some great, great guest stars. It was written by
Love Rockuet is directed by Troy Miller and U Yeah,
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we had Lizzie Kaplan. Mm hmmm. I was a huge
fan of her. I don't get star struck by any
I mean I do, but seeing her on the show
was like, holy crap, she is dope. Yeah, she's a
fantastic you A fan from like party down. No. I
would just see her in random things like I don't
remember specifically what it was, but I knew exactly who
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she was, and I was like, Oh, she's cool. She's
very cool. She's very funny, very cool, really good actress.
And we were lucky enough to have her for a
number of episodes, and she was playing Nick's girlfriend Julia
Um And this is the first time you see them together.
And then we also had David Near coming back as
Benjamin some of my favorite um of his improvisational genius
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in this episode which never made by the way, a
lot of his stuff never made it to air. My
favorite thing that he's ever that I one of the
Turco know when he goes up to Nick set the
party bus and he goes, what's that my n word?
He goes, don't, don't call me your own don't? What? Wow?
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What a joke pitch that was. Yeah. So this episode
is about when Schmidt's turning twenty nine, right the final
year of his final yes, and his party bus falls through. Yes, exactly,
his party bus falls through, and also Nick is ashamed.
Nick has been dating Lilie Lizzie Kaplan's character Julia, and
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he's been hiding her from his roommate. I think it's
the reverse. I think he's hiding you guys for her. Yeah,
he's embarrassed of his roommates and then get friends with
us and and then Schmidt her. I just want no,
he's not hiding her, He's not embarrassed with her. She's
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great of you, Max. All of our characters, not us,
our characters. You guys. Um, but um, we have and
then Jess decides to step up and throw Schmidt a
birthday party. And Jess isn't really who Schmidt wants, let's
face it, to throw his party. Um, but I will
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say I do want to just like add as an
aside that and I know I'm being scatter rain, but
that David near Um improvised something that never made the
cut about He said, you guys are selling turquoise on
the side of the road like a couple of doors. Yeah,
and I mean I can't do justice to the delivery,
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but it was is demitely made me laugh very hard
and still makes me laugh when I think about it.
He was he was improvising a lot of insults at
a certain point. So this finds us at the beginning
of the episode with Schmidt's very upset because he can't
get his party bus. Um, and it's you know, it's
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kind of you know everything to his dB friends, that's
douchebag everybody m that, you know, having the right kind
of party bus, um, and just the good friend she
is tries to help Um by getting a party bus,
which is actually just a school bus. Um. And then
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we find Nick on a date with Julia, and Julia
is like, why haven't I met your friends? Um, And
he's kind of evasive about it, and he finally agrees
to let her meet his roommates. And that occasion to
meet his roommates slash friends is Schmidt's birthday party. Mm hmmm.
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And it's set up that he puts fifty dollars in
the douchebag jar, that he's never put that much in
the douchebag jar before, um, and you it kind of
it kind of starts in the future and then goes
back to finding out why he put fifty dollars. It's
a story episodes, but what did he do that was
so bad? That fifty bucks amount that has never gone
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in the douchebag jar had to go in? And then
we flashed back to this story, right because if you're
a fan of the show, you know he has said
some pretty douchy things, but fifty dollars that's a lot.
That's a lot of a lot of money. But before
we before we dive into that, Hannah, m did you
did you find did you find the bear? So the
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only mention of the bear when I went to hunt
the bear, um, was the stripper. Mm hmmm, asks I
think if the pole um is weight bearing or a
part of the bus wait bearing. This feels like I'm
already I really, I'm already off this bear thing. Like
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I think we can just establish that the people who
are on that train or wrong, I think against We
love you, but no, it's not a thing. I feel.
It's so hard for me to let go of it
because I'm that person who likes to look for a
little signs and intention and like, yeah, Easter eggs and everything.
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What we'll do, here's what will do. Because I'm with
Zoe on this one. I do think we've been. We've been,
We've been sent on a wild chase here and we've
found like half of the episodes don't have at all.
For the fans out there, you know, Hey, we're gonna
keep doing it. We're gonna keep looking. But if we
don't find it, if Hannah doesn't find it, and you
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do find it, that's right, please tell us because we don't.
Can my screen though? Can I share my screen with
you for a second, because I will say this BuzzFeed article,
I don't have to be careful, um, you need to
care I would never just coffee. Why are you drinking
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coffee out of a wine glass? Well, because I had
water in it. I was just trying to get to
Christmas wine glass. Everybody, if you a Game of Thrones
wine glass and I had something like that, I like
changed it slightly for copyright purposes. We do not own
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the rights of Thrones. Only have like four seconds. Um. Okay,
So I got this BuzzFeed article that popped up, not
that my phone is listening to me at all, but
it says, okay, I'm going to read it. The office,
New Girl and friends all had amazing subtle details. Here
are forty two you've probably never noticed. And then the
line underneath is bears are mentioned in every No, I
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don't think. No, no, that's not proof of anything, because
we've now watched these and I don't believe what. Let's
get in touch with the writer from BuzzFeed because I
I know buster DM Hope. No, I'm going to say
this on this podcast now, Hope. I want you to
d M me and I want to list because I
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will not see it for she'll look for you. Don't
please because I wanted facts, Hope. I want to see
it because I'm out here in these streets fighting for
this and I need to back me up and help
me do all this. And I don't think. I don't
believe that. I believe Like, how would she have like
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watch all those episodes because she probably got an assignment,
you know, from BuzzFeed, like find a bunch of you know,
things about shows and then she was like, Okay, cool,
I'm going to take these fans word for it, which
I get because we also did as well. But we
just haven't found that. And we worked on the show
for seven years and I don't recall ever noticing that.
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And look, there's lots of things I don't notice, but
I just look, I just feel like maybe some of
them are a stretch. The segment is in the fun
thing to do? You want to find a new games
to survive? Guys, we need some proof. It can't just
be Brett Bear's name can't be Brett Bears, and we
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can't be the bear on the fridge. Yeah, there's there
are three different spellings of the word bear that means
three different things. Are we talking about bears? The animals
are in every episode? Or was it like I can't
bear it or the mention of their necessities or bear, Like,
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what what you know? Be A B A R E
B E A R or b A what's the other one?
B B E A R. Wait? Okay, I had the
COVID booster show yesterday and I'm not feeling well. So
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there's bear. Okay, there's bear. Isn't the animal? There's bear
as in there's bear as in if you're saying Barry
for short, what's up? Bear? Like a fever right animal?
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Get your booster? Shut. I'm not a good there. You're like,
just thank you? Bear and Barrett? They're all are There
are three different spellings. Maybe there're only two spellings. I
think three meanings. Okay. Yeah, I did go to college,
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but I don't remember it. But it was for theater,
you guys. Okay, it wasn't a conservatory. Okay, I took
other classes. Um it was a hard school to get into. Okay, everybody,
but when Northwestern, Yeah, Loria Lovelin was not paying my
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way in that she doesn't care about me. Um. So
this whole episode, guys, is it's a flashback episode. It's
a flashback episode, which is very Have we ever done
that on this show? Was this the only there were
other ones? But this was the first one where they
played with the timeline like that, right, I'm trying to
remember what other ones we did that we're like that.
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This was the first, which I like. I like the
idea of trying to figure out as you're watching the episode,
what is he doing because it's Schmidt that's going to
flag the fifty penalty? Yeah? Yeah, And you're kind of
pinpointing certain things throughout the episode like could that be it?
Could that be it? And at the end, I think
it's pretty evident what it was and we'll get to that. Um.
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But there was a mention of Frankie Munez on this episode.
I've never met that guy, but I was always such
a huge fan of his. Yeah he's great, Frankie, he says,
Frankie or something. Yeah, I would love to hang out
with him one day. Should we have him on the show.
If you've seen the show, I mentioned you on our show,
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we would love to talk to you. I want to
have some random guests just because I want to meet
these people. Um, I'm going to think of some ways
to like really stretch the definition of appropriate guest. Yes,
just people. Just keep all the real housewives. If you
watch New Girl, let us know, because you know Hannah
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and I want, I don't know, are you a fan, Lauren?
I know Hannah is a kind of not really, but
I've met some of those folks and they're lovely people. Yeah,
welco back in this episode, I feel like it. In
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this episode there was Schmidt. He has this this this
big moment in the kitchen where he's asking, He's telling everyone, like,
you know, I dropped the ball in the party bus.
You know, this is the big moment for me. I am,
I'm twenty nine. This is it because once I hit thirty,
my life is over. It's all darkness, is what he says.
Do you did you guys feel the same way when
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you were turning thirty. Did you have like this moment,
this crisis. No, I was like my life starting, it's
been awkward up until this point. Finally, like I can
be normal. That was the way I felt, And I
was right by the way. I have friends who are
like younger than me, and they who freaked out about
you know, like recently we're like telling me they were
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freaking out about turning thirty, and I was like, welcome
to the better part of your life. That's true. I
remember for like, when I was turning thirty, I really
didn't think it was that big of a deal, and
so I didn't want to have a party. I was
not in just did not throw a party. I also
am someone who's just not like a party person. So
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I was like, no, I'm good. And I remember my
best friend at the time, and it's something that's really
sweet that's stuck with me where she was like, Okay,
that's cool, but um, we love you and we want
to celebrate you. And so they threw me a party
and it was actually like my thirtieth birthday party was
one of the most fun nights ever, um because they
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what was the party? Where was it? What was it like? Um,
it was just really sweet. It was like on a
rooftop of some hotel and it was something like I
would never do. Like they had like a beautiful dinner
laid out and drinks and my parents flew in. Essential
for Hannah, if you're throw if you ever throw Hannah
a birthday party, the food better be amazing. Yes, the
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food is good. Like friends flew in from all over
the place, and it was all a surprise. I didn't
know that anyone's going to be there. Like that. Like
it was. It was like and we all stay at
the hotel, so it was like, you know, like I
got to have breakfast this morning, hang out and it
was really great. But I was so surprised and it
changed my stance on the parties, y'all. I actually had
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a really fun thirtieth birthday party too, um, and it
was kind of like chill but really fun. And the
theme was saw cop and we had like a saw
cop and cleared the had socks for everybody and cleared
like the rug out of the living room and my
friend DJ and it was like it was like, um,
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you know, kind of like fifties sixties rock and roll
and um, everyone just danced and it was so fun
dance party. How about you, Lamuren, did you have at
years ago? Do you remember it? I was on New
Girl when it happened, and I don't. I don't remember,
to be quite honest with you, I just don't remember
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if I I would have parties all the time when
I so our birthdays are together together. Yeah, so I
don't ever want to be I'll be honest with you, guys,
I don't remember because it was a blurry time back then.
I were having parties constantly that no parties, Like the
entire time I was on that show, I was so tired.
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I also went to only parties to do with work,
So I remember feeling like I in retrospect, I remember
like you guys both having birthday parties or definitely you
Lamour and having maybe you didn't hand, but Lauren, I
remember you having a birthday party like almost every year,
and I never could go because I was so freaking tired.
It was like right around when we would start shooting,
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and I feel bad about that. I should have just
rallied and gone like a like a big kid. You know,
you didn't miss anything, just just just fun, excitement, insensity,
passion when everyone went to Remember when we all went
to Miami for the to meet the people, the Syndication people.
We went to Miami and there was like a party
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at the Soho House and they put us up in
this crazy like clubby hotel on yeah, right, club where
the hotel where lives Fountain Blue Fountain, and like not
my scene and every person but me. I mean I
think we had dinner Hannah, like with Liz and maybe Katherine.
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Remember about that dinner. Yes, you're right, it was and
a chair broke. Oh yes, I just remember that because
it was like, it's my worst nightmare to take of
being in public and to sit on the interesting. I
don't think that's embarrassing. I think it's hilarious and not
embarrassing at all. I don't remember who broke the chair,
but I don't know. You don't love about that the
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chair when we went out. I went out that night.
You guys all went out and went crazy Maxwell at
the club Maxwell. It was he was geting a friend
of mine at the time, and then he the Spurs
were there, the San Antonio Spurs, and Kawhi Leonard was
a a fan Kawhi Leonard. I remember going. He kept
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He's a very soft spoken guy and I'm a huge
basketball fan. And he leaned over and he goes, I'm
a huge fan. And I went what and he goes,
I'm a huge fan. I said, oh my god, dude,
that's awesome. I'm a fan of yours. And then obviously
he's talking about from New Girl. I didn't think that
he knew me from like a Pepsi commercial or something.
So I was like, hey, look, and I want to
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say you were there, Hannah and I remember saying this
is she's she's on the show. Has had did he go?
You would say hi, and he's like no, No, he
was nervous and scared. Later and he was I was like,
he's very shy and soft spoken, very shy. Yeah, very
very very sweet, Such an endearing quality in a person,
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and I love it. Yeah. I remember about that club
is that, um, yes, the show is on the air
and the show was doing well, but we didn't get
into that club because of the show. We got into
the club because of Damon. Yeah, Daven walked up and
was just saying hey, and they were like, oh, okay,
sure we recognized this family as with Damon from a dynasty. Okay,
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it's from a comedy dynasty. Yeah. I was not there.
I remember going to sleep and then feeling like did
I should I have gone? But then the next day,
you guys were all so tired and and I was like,
I'm I'm glad that I didn't ye know what, I
didn't go, But you guys also all knew I wasn't
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going to go. You guys were like, yeah, not for you.
I think I went to bed at like nine ten
in the morning or something. I remember that too. We
were all up to the sunrise. It's so crazy. It's
so crazy. I'm actually shocked you went, Hannah. I was
actually like, whoa this went? I want to say, yeah,
A bunch of people all went except for me. Everybody
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kind of did not go. I thought. Know. Jake was like,
I'm going to walk on the beach by myself. I
remember that, um um. In this episode Back to Him
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episode three minutes Well. In this episode, Schmidt talks a
lot about his relationship with with Ben Haman, David Near
and uh, which is one of the funniest like watching
I would watch the Ben and Schmidt show every week. Yeah,
I mean please, I want to produce that multicam. Yeah,
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oh my god, I want to watch it. Yeah. Have
you ever He mentions their relationship as um. He refers
to the relationship as friend of mees, you ever had
one of those? You've ever had? Oh my god, all
girls have had friend of me? Yeah? Oh definitely, where
you're like, yeah, this person hates me, but I for
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some reason, I want to hang out with them. But
for some reason, I'm desperate to hang out with them.
Folks out there and make sure you ford this episode
to any of one of your friend of mees. Let's
see if they get it, see if they understand what
you're doing. Um, he also has good No, I'm just
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trying to find this meme. Hold on it. Come back
to me for in a second. That I about friend
of me is that I saw yesterday, and I was like,
this is very true even at this age. Okay, continue
set um so another another and this is something that
I don't know guys say I mean bros. Before I
was I don't ever remember saying that in my in
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my in my life bros. Before Hose just sort of
weird to like refer to all friends as bros. And
went in as like I don't know, like you don't
have female friends. That's weird. Yeah, that's before I was like, mom,
you have a lot of female friends, Like I have
a lot of females. Like yeah, those are your bros
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you know? Or if expression it is and Schmidt. So
there's a um, I forget who I forget who mentions this.
Maybe it's Jake's character when he's talking about if he
goes what does he goes bros? Before Hose in what
Wait on the Moon, Rose on the Moon in yacht
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attire what what what is that? That feels like very
um douche bag like what people would be. It feels
like very of that time, right, like yeah, it feels
like do she but also of that time, like the
in yad at Tire feels very I had both shoes once. Well,
you know what y'at rock is Actually a was something
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that um like basically yacht rock wasn't something that wasn't
a moniker that was used like in the time of
that music. It was like it was actually I think
a buzz It might have been BuzzFeed or it was.
It was a publication and then also like maybe possibly
before the publication, somebody dubbed it yacht rock like it
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might have been. There was like a YouTube series about
that time, but it was actually called the West Coast Sound. Yeah,
they called it the West Coast Sound, and it was
like particular, um it was just a particular, really specific
type of music. Um. So it was very popular in
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because people were making jokes about it a lot. You
think of the West Coast Sounds doctor, right, that's a
different kind of West Coast Yeah, that's that's post West
Coast sound hip hop, West Coast hip hop union. Very
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also great, great love doctor drying what happened? I couldn't
find it, but the gist of it basically was with enemies,
was like, I don't talk to anyone nicer or kinder
than a friend of me because and it makes it
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harder for them to talk badly about me, Like now
what you're gonna say about me? Oh girl? And it
made me laugh because it does feel like to be
a tactic if you know, somebody doesn't always speak nicely
of you, if you just keep feeding them with kindness constantly.
If I have a couple of people like that that
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I'll see around and I don't know why they don't
like me, and I want, I want them to like me,
and I'm so nice to them and I always give
them compliments and they don't like It's I actually think
they might not like me because I give them compliments.
And I realized, like they just don't like fundamentally don't
like who I am. And that's fine. I'm the thing
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we can do, you know, But I'm always like, why
don't they like me? Which hard I do? No have
we talked about yeah, you talk about it, or have
we talked about I feel like for me, that's like
my instinct if I feel like there's some weird pushback
against me, because I like a deep dive conversation. So
I'll be like, can you just tell me? Did I
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do something? Did something happen the way they treat you
as so subtly rude that you can't like. Then they'd
be like no. Usually I'll say that because I'm pretty direct,
and I'll be like, did I do something? And then
they'll be like no, no, you know, I know. Usually
it's the passive aggressive people that do this to me.
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And I'm not passive aggressive at like, I'm the literal
like I don't even know what to do when past
someone is past aggressive because I'm very direct, and I'll
just kind of say what I'm thinking. That's what they
don't like, you know, I do? Do you like I
don't he's gonna be all passive aggressive right now. No,
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I'm fine, I'm good, I'm kind good, I have no
problem with anybody, no problems. You're like, it's a lot
easier if you just tell us, just say it, just
say it. And if you have a problem with me,
tell me. It's all love in my life, you guys,
This all love. Nobody dislikes. I mean, come on, how
could they? I am your lovable, the sweetest man. This
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is the second time today you're showing us not to
be confused with the sexiest man alive? But how do
you have all these available? Oh? Oh, I see it's
the backside, okay. I saw Trevor Noah do a thing
about the sexiest Man Alive which made me laugh, which
is like, why does it only last a year? Like
and then you're a deep You're not sexy enough? Like
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He's like, I believe taking the same thing. I belive
that you did it for a few years and then
it was like, you know what, you lost it, because Star,
you gotta keep bringing the sexy and already mentioned that.
Paul Rudd was like, so you mean to tell me
that Michael B. Jordan's is no longer the sexiest man alive? Right,
He's like, I think it's probably still him, Like what
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did interest do? Yeah? What do you do to get
less sexy? And he didn't do anything to get less sexy? Like, yeah, nothing,
that man is maintained. I don't understand. That's what people
keep saying about me. But I'm just like, nah, I
don't want the title turn it, turn it away. Every year.
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You're like, I'd rather be the sweetest man alive on
the back Exactly on the back cover, because sometimes the
magazine drops and falls and people look at the back Yeah,
and the back cover, the back cover is yellow and
yellow as eye catching, So yeah, exactly. All I kept
thinking about when I was watching this episode would be
like the pressure of throwing a friend a party that
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has such a polar opposite aesthetic for me, for me,
and like it would fill me with panic of thinking
I was getting it wrong the entire time. Oh yeah,
I have some cee I have for me. I have
friends who are kind of gaudy, like like over like
outwardly gaudy, overtly gaudy, to the point where I whenever
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I to keep this in mind whenever I do have
a party, though it's really chilled out. It's not like,
um crazy, you know. I don't like expensive gifts or
anything like that. People just hang out and you know.
But I have friends who are like, yo, I'm gonna
throw you a party, And in the back of my mind,
I'm like, no, please, not you, not you. I don't
I don't need that environment in my life. I understand
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you austentatious. Yeah, I know. I find that a little
like I feel intimidated. Yeah. I want very relaxed people
just kicking it like normal. All right, when we throw
you a birthday party, we're going to keep that in Mindam,
That's what we're gonna do for you. We'll get those
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cookies with the frosting from the grocery store. Yeah, it'll
just be on a table. Ye'll separate in a box spring.
Do it yourself. Nothing says a little more than on it.
The thing that the thing that I found you want
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finding nemo theme? Okay, I thought we use old shower curtains.
See your table cloth? Um. The thing that I like
about this episode is you mentioned earlier we had some
cool guest stars. M Matt Besser. Oh my god, you
know what. I love Matt Besser. He's so hilarious. Oh
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my god, one of the one of these A comedy legend. Yes,
he's a legend, the strike stripper and also he plays
the stripper. Yeah, and he does it very very well.
He's like, oh, we heard a female voice, so they
sent me ever had to do. He's one of the
founding members of Upright Citizen's Brigade Everybody, which is a
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very famous it's second in line to Second City, Second
City than his UC. And there's ground links. There's like
three of those that the cornerstones. Um, have you all
ever found yourself having to hire a stripper. I've never
seen a stripper. I've never been to a scrip strip club.
I've never been anywhere where there's been a stop it. Yeah,
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I know, I don't really I've seen. I have a
slightly traumatic story which I will share quickly. Your time
in college. Sometimes I was in college and I remember, Um, girl,
the girls that lived in my dorm, We're like, hey,
you want to come out. We're gonna go to this bar.
It's ladies night. And I just thought that meant like, oh,
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I'm going with my girlfriends for like a girl's night.
I didn't realize that that was a term being used
in bars for what this setup was. And I was
going to walk into So we go there and um,
I didn't notice, but it was all women. We're all there,
and it's like dollar highballs and so it's so good.
So everybody's dripp for like ten bucks again ten drinks,
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and everybody's drinking a good time. And then all of
a sudden, there were these like very respectable, lovely men
at the part, like at the club that we're walking around, Okay, fine,
normal to like of course there's gonna be men and
women at the place in suits. And they were like
walking around and they're chatting to us businessman and only
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a handful of them, and they're chatting, and this guy's
talking to me about like college and he's trying to
get himself through what he's doing. And I was like, oh,
that's a very nice guy. And then all of a sudden,
the like the lights like went really low, and I
and these men had since disappeared for a few minutes,
and all of a sudden they were standing there fully naked.
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This is my nightmare? Do you understand? And so I'm
going there's a sweet boy that's turning into school, Like
that's just the guys trying to supplying for school. And
so I'm sitting there and I'm like what and all
the them in have gone totally crazy and are screaming
like take it off, and they're removing the last piece
of clothing and they're chanting take it off. And I
have now run to the back of the bar like
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Blair Witch Project facing the wall, just going keep it on,
please keep it on. Oh my goodness, Bradley, keep your
books on. Don't get to do this better than run Away.
It was the and I was so traumatized. And then
they did whatever they did because I could not watch
it because I was I had no idea what was happening.
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I was so horrified. I had no idea what was happening.
And then at some point the music stops, they leave,
and then this is the other crazy part. Then all
of a sudden, hundreds of men flood into the bar,
right so what they had done is it's only ladies.
And then the male strippers come and they get you drunk,
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and they get the men naked, and then those men
leave after they've done their thing, and then all all
like the dudes that have been lined up to get
into the park and they think, you guys are like DTF.
I guess. I was in a taxi going home. Men
came and I was like, I'm out listen. I'm sorry
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to break it to you. You were at an orgy.
That's what it sounds disgusting. It was in Vancouver. I
was it's not dirty Okay, that's why we're not the
only down here in the States. Okay, that's the only
time that I have been in a situation where there
was a male stripper. And let me tell you, even
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though I didn't see anything for more than one second,
still traumatizing that memory to this day. Well, you know, Hannah,
I love that for you because life is life is
about experiences, and I'm glad and I'm glad you've never
seen any strippers. More about Yeah, I'm still like hoping,
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you know, for that day where a friend invites me
to what is it called a club of strips of
the club, Yeah, the club time, and you know what,
respect his choices. He was doing his thing. He was fine.
This was more just about me being a situation and
he did not expect anything like that. I thought I
was haing. He was probably like excited because or he
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was like happy because he's like, oh, I get to
make money and just take my Okay, that's fine. He
was probably fine. I'm sure everybody was very happy with
the situation, the male strippers and the ladies that were there.
I was just surprised. He's like, I get to take
off my clothes and not get to arrest. It incredible,
this is legal. So so riddle me this, Hannah. After
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watching the episode and after having gone through this traumatic experience,
how how how well of a job didn't Matt best
or do embodying? Was proud? Hilarious. I was proud of
his profession. He was sharing the wisdom and the wealth.
Um uh so, where where where a cc so? For
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season one? Um, in the first chunk of episodes, I
was only nine for thirteen. So I was only hired
for nine of the episodes out of thirteen. And so
I remember I remember reading this script and I thought
it was so funny and I was like searching because
I was like, oh, I can't wait to be a
part of this. This is so great. And my name
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never showed up. And it was interesting because they were like, no,
you didn't get paid. That was the thing. I remember
them kind of talking and they're like, look, they're watching
the budget of this show because it's an expensive show.
So they can't just put you in for fun, because
that's a you expense it. I will say something that
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I remember that UM, and that I kind of mentioned
at the beginning of this episode until we went off
the rails. UM Um, so this episode, we went and
we're shooting on this mountaintop and if you know l A,
you know that we have this thing called a marine
layer that sometimes we just get clouds that roll in
and make everything foggy so you can't see. So we
were shooting, we had this beautiful um it was supposed
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it was like the Tuscany themed like part. It was
Tuscany themed or something like that. And when we got
to the location, which was in i want to say,
kind of Griffith Park area or something. It's like in
the Hollywood Hills, all of a sudden, whereas when they
scouted the location, you could see all of Los Angeles
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twinkling for miles and miles. You could see like not
even three ft in front of you. When we got
to the location, so it was so foggy and it
no longer looked, you know, romantic, and it was just
kind of a weird, foggy location and all of our
my hair gets really frizzy in the fog, and I
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just remember my hair was like blowing up and frizzing
out and um, and so they kind of had to
change the In the original script, there was like the
whole thing about a Tuscany theme, and there's that's why
there's like sharkuterie and cheese plates and stuff. Is kind
of like, I love how Winston couldn't say sharkuterie, and
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I love the script. I'm not sure if that was
in the script or if I actually in that moment
couldn't and just made a bit out of it. I
don't remember. I don't remember, but I've or never heard
the word until then. I want to say I'd never
used that word before until that episode, and that was
so lost sharquterie. That's the that's the right way to say.
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I have so much sharcuterie around the house, eating it
and saying it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's part
of my My nights are ritual. OC guys, should we
play true American? Yeah? Should we drop in before you American?
(40:07):
What made him put fifty bucks in the jar? I
can't remember to kiss you? Oh that's right. I watched
it last week because I thought we were doing this
last week and I had the COVID booster, and now
I'm just I'm tired. I kind of thought was a
cool thing that that was that they were Everybody was like,
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we have boundaries that, yeah, don't do that just because
having a weak moment. You can't just start like trying
to make it out with your friends, right. I do
remember laughing hysterically that that Max had to like pretend
to make a move. I mean, it just like a
funny thing, because Jess and Schmidt should never be together,
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as we know. Um, all right, we're gonna play the
wonderful game that is called True American. Welcome to True American,
where the rules changed weekly and we leave more confused
than we showed up. This week, we're playing Alexander Hamilton's
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versus Aaron Burr's Jeopardy History's Greatest Frenemies. Guess the frenemies
the clue describes. Okay, okay, you guys wanna so clue A.
These reviewers decided the fate of movies with a flip
of a thumb, but behind the scenes, they often flip
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a different finger at one another. Cisco and Eber Ebert,
but they didn't like each other. I didn't know this.
I didn't know that either. That breaks my heart. Roger
Ebert came to my defense once a long time ago,
and somebody, Yeah, there was someone who kind of wrote
like I won't go into it, but somebody wrote like
kind of a mean thing about me for no reason,
(41:54):
was not like I didn't do anything, and um, and
I kind of wrote a response and Roger or this
was right around the beginning of New Girl, and Roger
Ebert came to my defense, and so I always remembered
how kind that was of him. Yeah, yeah, all right,
I'm very surprised by that revelation about Sisily, And yeah,
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I want to know, is it that they disagreed on
movies enough times? Because you know, sometimes you get you're
so such a so passionate about a topic that you
can start to feel angry at somebody for disagreeing with
you about something trivial like or maybe they weren't actually friend,
it was just their characters they were playing because they
had they were going against each other, except that weren't
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harding to hide it. So yeah, you guys want to
know the answer? Yeah, who was it? They're just very different,
But they're just very different types of people. Like Cisco
is like a party person and like always around people
and very like warm and friendly kind of guy, like
catching at bars in Chicago a lot and a quiet dude.
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And they had very different opinions, and there's a lot
of behind the scenes footage of them on their show,
like back and forth and the way that you can
only do with someone you've known forever and like kind
of love but I'll be like this guy, Uh, it's
sweet and you know overall it's love. But they definitely
had like really intense tips with each other. Interesting, so
like introvert extrovert, just not did one of them pass away?
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Was it they both did? They both passed away? And
Roger Ebert has now passed. Yes, yes, Cisco, Yeah, because
it was Ebert had another head a show with it
was Ebert and Roper Right. I always appreciated the very
simple um ratings of yeah, I don't need a scale
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of one to twenty and the whole thing just like
that too. I like that too. I think that was
what made it so we got we got it right. Yeah,
we got it right right. So they were it was
only that they were very different people. They were very
different people, but that's probably what made the show great. Okay,
clue By one wasn't heiress, the other worked for her.
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Then she began a new reign all her own. I
know this one and Kim Kardashian. Ya, oh, I wouldn't
know that, but I you know what, I've never met
Kim Kardashian, But Paris Hilton is so nice. Have you
guys met her? No? But she married a guy from
my high school. Wow, she met. I sat next to
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her at a party and she was so nice, so
so nice, so nice. Carter rheam not so nice to
me in high school? Oh really, oh dear, well he's
probably nice. The soccer ball in my head. All right,
we're gonna, we're gonna take this up. I'm sure he
would apologize at this point. It was a boy. All right,
that's vividly is that true? That's very true. He's on
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a soccer team and he do you think he meant
to do? That's not nice? Because I kicked it back
at him and then each and then I ran, oh
my god. Well, m okay, well she's lovely. Well maybe
she's getting him in line, you know, maybe she's getting
him in line. Yeah, I'm sure he's a guy. Now
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that we were in high school, it's a long time ago.
Not everybody's best years ago. Okay, okay, oh Hannah, you
want to go sure, Clucy probably the inspiration for the
phrase stabbed in the back. Is this Julius Caesar and Brutus?
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Is that right? Will that be right? Oh? My goodness?
You know what's so sad is that my mind went
to O J All right, that's my time, y'all. I
don't think you're friend of me. I think I think, yeah,
that that would be enemies. Yeah, like something had to
(45:57):
happen before you, you know, Is that right? Is that correct? Yes? Yes,
thank you. I do know some things. I don't know
about Kim Kardashian, but I do know about Julius Caesare. Um. Okay, alright,
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these founding fathers went from friends to enemies and eventually
shared a death day. I should know this, um, but
I don't know that I do. Is it? Um? Um? Oh?
My brain isn't working today. Um. I'm out. I can't
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do this. Um. Yeah, is it? Um? Okay? Who's the
second president of the United States? And like, my brain
is not working right now? Um? Adams Adams? Um? Is
that right? John Adams? Okay? Jonathan Adams, Jonathan j There's
(47:06):
It's not Jonathan. There's no John. Um. Oh, John Adams. Okay,
we got one right, John Adams and George Washington. Is
that That's what I'm thinking? But I could be wrong. No,
it's not Hancock. John Adams was because I watched that
movie about or the miniseries about John Adams, and I
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don't know nothing about American here story. I'm not gonna
lie to you. Is it Thomas Jefferson? Is it Thomas Jefferson?
Nods and Jefferson, Adams and Jefferson, OK, thank you. It's
it's that my my brain doesn't recall names as quickly
as it used to look before I had kids. I
hope some other people relate to this, some other moms. Um, Hannah,
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does your brain remember as well? I don't remember what
I had for breakfast? Yeah? Thank you, So at least
I'm not totally crazy. But yeah, Adams, I knew. I'm like,
who's the second president? I know? Umah, Thomas Jefferson got
a band together? Well you did it, guys, We barely
did it. I feel like we didn't really share a
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but we shared a lot of personal information about our
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