#330 On The Battlefield w/ Brian Frange

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here, Niki, Welcome to the show.
It's Nicky Laser Podcast. I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm in Hollywood, California.
With me today is Noah. She's in Arizona. Anya is

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in Cupertino, and Brian Franjie is right here on the
couch next to me. What's up an eco cave. It's
an eco hotel. It's clean and sharp. It's sharp. It's
so sharp, I think I bumped into like six or
seven things on the way up here. It's so sharp
and nice though. Right. Oh, yeah, when I went I

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was in a tropical resort. It's like the Rainforest Cafe updated.
It is so nice down there. It smells really good.
They're like, we have plundered the rainforest to give you
the most friendly experience. Everything's made of yeah, Paulo Santo
or whatever. It's really a good vibe up in this um.
Yeah the lobby, yeah, reclaimed from a rainforest cafe shut down.

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My joke for the Rainforce Cafe, it was like, if
they really want to make it the Rainforce Cafe, it
should just have like bulldozers and like crime monkeys. One
time there was one under construction at a mall and
I was like, this is the greatest joke ever because
there was literally a bulldozer in there, and I was like,
it's an accurate rainforce cafe. Um. But I like this
place because the lobby is so nice and because hotels now,

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I don't know if you've noticed, after the pandemic, they've
all decided to change their check in time. What did
it used to be globally internationally across the board, No,
three o'clock. That was always the check in time always.
Now what is it four o'clock? Did they send out
a memo? Did they send out an alert? No? They

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all secretly changed it during COVID when when Chris the
other day said COVID was a reset button and everyone
kind of gets to go play by their own rules.
Now reinvent and they raised all the prices on top
of that prices. Um. Now housekeeping is like, oh, we're
we're trying to say the planet, so we do it
every three days. And it's like, no, you're understaffed and
you're cheap. Yeah, that's bullshit, that's a that's a scam.

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Like what I've heard is that the it hurts the
staff because they're not cleaning as much. They're not working
as many hours, they're not getting paid. So when they say, like, oh,
as a you know, to save the COVID or whatever,
or even if it's like ecological, they say, we're not
going to come up and clean your stuff. And it's
like they would prefer it. The workers would prefer trying

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to get in my room. Most of the time. They're
always like, you don't want anything you promised you don't.
I'm just like, oh, man, I guess my sheets are
a little sweaty. Get in here, lady. Yeah. No. There's
a sign in there on the bathroom and it's so
I was like, wow, they did some marketing research on this,
or just did some psychological research. So the sign says,

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hang up your towel to indicate that you don't need
a fresh one, and then so that we all know
that sign that's usually put there, then underneath it, it it says,
most of our guests opt to do this. It's okay
sometimes to be a follower. Oh my god, wait, let
me just read it. Hold on, Oh my god, that's

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like an abusive boyfriend. Yeah, what the fuck? Okay, I'm
gonna repeat after you here. Hanging up your towel means
we'll leave them right here. Most of our guests do.
Sometimes sometimes it's okay to be a follower. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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that's like a or like a really overbearing mother. And
you know what, they know who they're praying on, people
in Hollywood, and everyone here wants to do what everyone
else is doing. And the butt they they did research
and they realized in some R and D that people
don't hang up their towels because even though they would
reuse it, they think that they are gross or they

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think that other people wouldn't do this, and so they're like,
if we just make it seem like most people do this,
then everyone will follow. That's so weird. Yeah, they're trying
to save money. But I always hang up my towel.
I I never need fresh towels as long as they
have time to dry. Oh yeah, blood all over my
tel last week, not even my towels, Chris's towels. Chris

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didn't even know who was coming over to He folded
them and hung them back with blood on them, his cheek,
his fucking lip, blood all over them. So fucking hillbilly,
uh shrimp king. Yeah, well it's yeah, this hotel, it
was just cheaper than the I stay in like three

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hotels in this area within walking distance to the comedy store,
and this one was just the cheapest for a sweet
because I'm tired of staying in like a tiny room
and um and I'm kind of yeah, I'm I'm a
little perturbed by that sign and um, and they're trying
to save water. But the bath is like a fucking pool.
So I felt really bad last night as I drew

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a bath. I don't feel comfortable saying I drawed a bath. Well, yeah,
it's it's very it's high falutin ye to say I
drew a bath. Well. Annie was talking about dressing a
wound and I was to put a hat and scarf
on it and some sunglasses, like dressing anything like don't yeah,
I don't wear all a rap is Brian, do you
have any gear, rapes, any words that make you creel?

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Call it? Oh? Um none? Oh no, no, Well it's
like things on chill. I don't. I wouldn't say anything
about your towels on Instagram when people say like this
guy this, I hate that, like those little things every
time my every time, my fiance, I hate fiance. Really,

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I love that word. That is what I'm most looking
forward to in possibly getting married engaged. I want to
be a fiance forever. Oh yeah, yeah, because people get excited.
You get attention when you say my fiance, people go, oh,
when are you getting married? How did he? How did
he propose? And everyone's excited for you. When you say

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my husband, everyone's bored by that. No one cares, there's
no follow up question. It doesn't spark conversation. It sparks
as a little sadness. Well, that's what I'm looking for.
I don't want the whole Oh I'm not saying fiance
on a plane next to a stranger. I'm not saying anything.
But if I want to, like feel cool, I don't know.

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I just think fiance is cute because it's it shows
that your relationship is in a good places the only
time that you are actually pretty in love, because you
could still call it off if you weren't in love,
So you must be in love. But you're also in
love enough to take it to the next level. Husband,
I know you're locked in. You could fall out of
love with this guy. You could hate your husband. You

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probably do, but fiance, you at least I know you
guys are happy. That's because fiance is in this zone
where you're like, you guys are gonna have a wet
I mean, I'm sure there's some unhappy fiances out there,
but for the most part, a fiance, you're in a
good spot and if you're if you're you could say
just say the word my fiance. It's almost impossible to

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say with a negative connotation. Where I could say my wife, Yeah,
my wife, it almost comes with a negative connotation automatically.
I was writing over our wedding invitations over the weekend,
and it like all the suggestions were to say, we
invite you to this celebration of the marriage of Anya
and Matt, And I was like, I hate this word marriage.

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I wanted to say wedding, but all the invites say like,
you're invited to the marriage. Do you guys hate marriage too?
It just sounds so boring. Marriage. It is marriage institutional,
It is boring. I'm like, no, it's a wedding, Like,
come to our wedding. I just realized I'm on a
podcast with three fiances. You're all fiances. Just what I

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love about fiance. I don't like the word either, But
what I do like about is that's kind of like
ambiguous because when I say fiance, it's like I'm saying partner.
You don't know if it's a man or a woman, really,
and I love that. I've never had that thought ever.
What you used to say partner, I know, but I
never think like if I say my fiance that someone
out there, like maybe one percent of the population would

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be like, could be a woman, right, I never thought
about that either. I don't really Wait, why do you
like to have that? Why do you like the ambiguity?
I just like it. I have no explanation to confuse
and baffle people. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna start saying I'm

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gonna marry I being mysterious. I do hate. Boyfriend is
hilarious to me now just I feel like I'm in
the like when I used to say my grandma had
a boyfriend. I'm in that stage now, Like it's ridiculous
to have a boyfriend. I'm thirty eight. What is this
a boy friend? A friend doesn't sound good either, but
boy the word boy I don't know because it's like

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it's a juvenile thing. Yes, because we used to get
married by the time you're seventeen, so under that it
was boyfriend, Well, the boys would get married at seventeen,
the girls get married at like thirteen. Yeah, I was, oh,
that's oh god. Have you guys watched Waco? No, oh
my god, it's so good. It's burned back at ninety

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four whenever it happened. It's so good. Yes, what the
hell is the thing? It's on TV all the time?
Is burning building? It's wild. I wish they would have
done it. I mean, unless there's another episode, I think
it's done. But it left me with a few questions.
But they're so many of the people are still believers,
and one of them is like defending him, like being

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with uh fourteen year old she's she goes a woman
comes of age at twelve in our religion. So it's like,
it's wild. Oh man, it is really well, boyfriend, feel
I gotta watch Waco. I will watch it because it
almost reminds me of like, um, it was one of
those nineties events where it was like September eleventh. I mean,
I know that wasn't in the nineties, but it feels

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like it. Yeah, it kind of does, and it was
pretty close. Um the bombing, the Oklahoma City bombing that
was the first one I remember. I was in fourth
grade and tim bombing World Trade Center bomber. I missed
that one. I don't remember that one. What the people
the nine to eleven really did the most damage to
the original World Trade Center, Mom, because nobody remembers that. Now,
Oh my god, you're break the guy who they did

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not gonna never forget that instantly forget. Can you imagine
you're sitting there and you're like, I'm famous for this,
and then someone does it twice as big? I mean
not only twice as big, I mean how many people
died in the first one? Because I know a million
people died in the second One'm just kidding. That's one
one of our call back Yeah, on my original radio

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show on Serious Jen who worked on the show, I
asked one day, how I'm only people everyone thought died
in nine to eleven, and she guessed a million. It
soar in terms of it was just a numb three thousand,
and then after with victims later on, it's been in thousands.

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So where were you? Where was I On September one
September I was in the first period AP English Miss
Larson's class, and I said, what's the world Trade Center
and she goes, you don't know what the World Trade
Center e is, and she like really was mad at me.
Oh my god. Then I got a five on ap examined.
She called me and was like, I can't believe you
got a five. And I'm like, yes, suck it, bitch. Yeah.

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She was like, really, did not called you? Yeah? She
called They called you to tell you your score sheets them,
they called your house. Yeah. She called my house in
the summer and was like, you gotta five. I can't
believe it. She's like, my mom was egging you. People
belove you this much. Um, Yeah, where were you. I

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was also in class and most of us were. My
math teacher was like in their eighties or something, at
least in when I I was whatever age, and I
thought my math teacher was eighty. She might have been
like forty. Okay, that's just the way it goes. Yeah,
you're right, But she refused to acknowledge to have a
boyfriend too all to have a boyfriend, No, I fel

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though she did have many. I feel like pretty I
felt pretty bad because I was on Long Island and
my dad's a firefighter and he had to keep shifting.
He had to keep shifting towards Manhattan, and so I
was like really nervous about this, but my teacher refused
to acknowledge anything was happening. She made us learn differential
equations or whatever. While we were all like, can we

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just please watch the news, And like most of us,
we're on Long Island, like most of us have like
family members who are like rushing to the city or
work in the city, we didn't know what's going on,
Like we thought we were under a tire fighter. He's
a volunteer firefighter on Long Island. And so what they
would do is all the firefighters on Long Island would
have to keep shifting west towards the city because all

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the firefighters in the city were now at the World
Trade Center and someone have to cover their spot. You
have a fire at your house on September eleventh, Oh yeah,
well then somebody out east would have to come out
to cover for the people who are supposed to be
there because you're a firefighters. Everyone's shifting, yeah, and he's
and how far is he shifting? People in Hawaii or
like we gotta go to la eventually. Yeah. Yeah, that's

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why there was all those Japanese firefighters in Long Island
on nine to eleven. People think it was for other reasons.
So yeah, the the that M Columbine, another seminole, Yes,
disaster M and then they just keep on coming. I
don't know why I like morbid things, but I read
about these things a lot. Yeah, you get into it me. Yeah,

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I mean I can't help it. But you know, at
this point with things that happen, I'm just like, it's, um,
I'm over it. If you were a teacher during something
like nine to eleven, what would what would you do?
Would you stop the class? You can't say what I
would do, but I'd be looking for any reason to
stop the class. I'm bored. I don't like work. I'm

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not trying to get jobs done. I'm not ever put
on a movie. You these people you know me too,
everyone who's worked with me. I'm always looking for some
reason to like, not have to get the job done.
So I would have been excited to put on the
TV and to and to watch, but I would have
been a little bit mindful of the fact that if

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I was in your you know, your teacher, that kids
might know people. And but I mean that was just
such an insane fucking day. No one knew what to do,
you know what I mean. I feel kind of bad
about it, but I was like kind of excited was
my initial feeling. I mean, I don't know why that's
that's you're not you listen. I could go into some

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weird thoughts that I've had when there's announcements of certain
things and I go only thirty casualties of the reports. Well,
I didn't understand what was going on, and so it's
just like something exciting, shok up the day, yeah, you know.
And then after I went home and I was I
was like horrified. Oh I remember in school, like running
around the hallways like something's happen and we're under attack,

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and I was too young to understand. Yeah, were you
in eighth grade or something? Yeah, I don't remember. Oh
you don't remember what class that was. I just remember
his math. Well that teacher, what grade? What did you
have that teacher? Come on, well I had her multiple years.
Oh yeah, eighty eight. Okay, so you were an eighth
grade Okay, yeah, so Mike. They refused to acknowledge, and

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then I was running around the halls being like, we're
under what are we going to do guys like me
and my red. You remember if you were in your
middle school running the halls, or if you were in
your high school in my middle school. Okay, so you
were eighth grade. Okay, well no I don't remember. I
was justasing that off of you. Just picture hallways and
you don't know what school. Why were you in a
big school that had all the grades? They were attached.
They were attached. It was the school. It was attach schools.

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There was no change at all. You would just go
one floor up or one floor down. What that sucks.
I'm sorry to go to a new school. Yeah, well
I didn't. I'm sorry that I didn't get that. I
could have gone to any I could have moved. Well,
no you couldn't. You're kind of locked it child. Did
you guys go to You went to it like a

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separate you changed. I had a school like that too.
I went to a middle school first. I tried to
real junior high after. I remember, I went to a
one room schoolhouse. Kaith was six with thirty kids, so
I was completely little house on the parade. Then I
transferred to it like Wantasori or something. Now it was
just I grew up in a Mountain and there were
no kids here, and that we had one school and
the school was the school district too. But then when

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I went to seventh grade, I was like, I what
are y'all doing here? Because I just was wearing the
same outfit every day, like I didn't know how to
be cool, and that I just failed so miserably at
that school. So then I begged my parents to let
me go to this other middle school where I knew
some kids from my other school. And then we had
jungle gym bars and I was in seventh grade, but

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I was hanging out with the elementary school kids at
the jungle gym bars and doing like dead Men's drop
and suicide. Do you remember these moves on the bars? No, Oh,
they were so cool. Suicide, Like here's a bar and
then here's your knees. You're sitting on top. This is suicide.
You go back and you do a full three sixty
turn and you end up sitting back on the bar again.

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It's insane. That's really hard to do. I know, China
taught me. That's where I met China, my best friend.
And yeah, and I was happy in that school, but
I remember all the girls were getting their periods in
China and I weren't yet and we were like, we
just want to hang out with the sixth graders on
the jungle gym bar Yeah, Peter Pan, Yeah, did you
ever play pea Gravel's gravel? No? No, that is definitely

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it's a long island. It was called pea gravel because
there was like gravel like little rocks. And I don't
know why it's called pea gravel. Maybe because the rocks
are sizes of peas. Okay, yeah, so it all makes sense.
You you walk on like the jungle gym slash wooden
you know, kids thing, and you can't touch the pea
gravel and if you do, you have to play go
Home floor lava. Right, Yeah, I guess that's the we

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called it no pea gravel. That was your school r
That's not like of ubiquitous game way that would be
a thing anywhere outside of your Then I went to
the Midwest and I asked, I think you get you
kids want to play no pea Gravel? And I got rested.
Do you ever play a tree trunk with one branch? Wait?

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So did you have friends and middle school? Were you
like what was your like kind of vibe. I had
my middle school friends changed from my high school friends,
but I had like I do have just because well,
I had one friend who was almost exactly like Cartman
from South Park. Really yeah, he was exactly like I guess, yeah,
yes he does. And he would walk around and he

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would mimic Cartman because he would watch Cartman and he'd
go like no rojambou and stuff like that, and he'd
try to kick you in the balls. Um. But I
remember when we stopped being friends, yeah, and it was
we had a friend his name was Doug, and we
had another friend named Chris who lived We all lived
around the corner from each other, and Chris had this

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dumb statue on his front lawn. It was like a
little boy holding the lantern. You ever see one of those, Oh, yes,
a little like horseboy. I don't know why people gravitate
towards dumb shit like that, Like what because probably because
of the towel thing someone else has it. Yeah, but
what does it mean? I don't know what the little

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horse Okay, so I understand, like a dwarf that's like
a fun little garden on, yes, but to put a
horse boy holding a lantern on your front lawn feels
like you're trying too hard to please somebody. Yes. Absolutely,
We had this dumb statue and our goal and your
we ride bikes, and our goal was to ride bikes

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over there, knock over the statue and then run off
and the little horse boy would be on the ground.
And so Doug and I went over there with this
other kid and we've sneaking up. We feel like we're
about to rob a fucking bank. We're like, so, that's
like the most exciting thing that ever happened. Yeah, we
go up. It's like the middle of the day too,
so exciting. Yeah, to do kids, Shenanigan. Yes, we run

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up to the statue and I'm like, all right, we
gotta push this over, and me and the other kid
we gently like placed it on the lawn. Get the
fuck out of here. We gotta run. So we start
running and Doug he trips, He trips, he trips, and
he falls and he's his arm outstretched towards us. Well,
we're getting on our bikes, and he goes, no, like

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you're leaving him on the battle, right, Like we're leaving
on the battle. He's like, don't leave me here. We
kind of go and we we ride off and we
leave him behind and that's it. Well, and then we
circle back like a thirty minutes later, a safe amount
of time. I know. You go and you wait and
you're like, do you think they've noticed yet? And you
go back to the seat of the ground. Classic criminal behavior. Yeah,

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and we also are wondering if he's still laying there.
He really didn't seem like he was gonna get up
unless we helped it. Oh my god. No, he just
wanted to suffer. He wanted us to betray him. He
sounds like he fell on purpose. It feels like it.
When you're embarrassed, though, you'll do ridiculous things. I was
in an ice skating competition once when I was nine,
and I tripped and fell in the first twenty seconds

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of the song. And while I fell, I thought, this
is so embarrassing and so bad. Pretend you fainted. I
let all the music play out, and it was like
so just late. Yeah, I just laid it doug on
the ice and like ruined all the months of preparation

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just because I was so humiliar. How long were you
laying there for? Like probably sixty seconds? And then I
was until someone. I think no one came to save me,
and I just us. You thought that someone was going
to be like she fainted mid sal cow. It was

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something gross like my heart belongs to daddy, And I
think my dad was on the ice with me because
my fucking coach was like, we're gonna have your dad
out there in a folding chair reading a paper. And
then and I was like, later on I thought about this,
I'm like, this is sexualizing children, Like why am I
doing My heart belongs to daddy. The song is about

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your boyfriend, not your daddy. Okay, what I think the
song is like my heart belongs to daddy, my boyfriend daddy.
Isn't it? No way it's about your dad. They maybe
I was just really wanting to puck my dad. I mean, yeah,
it's it's all. It's all mixed up. It's a sexy
song though, But anyway, then I fainted earth. I mean

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then I fell. I tripped on something and fell and
then just decided to really go for it and make
it look like a huge fall. And I was like
slid across the ice on my face and then just
laid there and I accidentally like songs playing and the
song's playing out, and I just was like, your dad
is just still maintaining me. I think role in the
in the lawn. I don't think he wasn't even noticing me.

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So typical. I think it was just like in character. Yeah,
and then I had finally got up and tried to
finish the routine, but he doesn't want to mess up
his rombo throw. Sure, I'm sure, I'm sure. I'm sorry
I missed up the cartman. Okay, we gotta go to break,
we'll cut, We'll find out what happened with Duck after this.

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I know you're on my edge of your lawn. Welcome back. Well,
we all need to know what happened to Doug laying
on the lawn next to the little kicked over. So
we returned back to the lawn and Doug was not there.
The statue was still over. Nothing occurred, nothing, and we
so obviously at some point, just like Anya on the ice,

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at some point, the jig is up and you just
have to get up. That's the funniest part. It's like
you've been faking this. No one cared, yes, and you like,
you know what, I'm just gonna get up. Oh my god,
faking things is so embarrassing when you like I faked
crying before to like get sympathy from a boyfriend, or

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like faked being asleep so that you can, like so
that you maybe look like a precious angel and they'll
maybe like kiss your head or something like why do
I do any of this stuff? Like it's so embarrassing
or fake, Like I don't see someone fake, Like I
like last night, there was someone in the lobby and
I saw I know her, she knows me, but there's

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like a little bit of a weird thing between us,
like she's friends with someone that I'm not like friends
with anymore, And it was just kind of like and
I just I would have said hi, but I was like,
maybe she saw me and doesn't want to say hi,
because I think she had a chance to see me
before I saw her. But when I saw her, she
wasn't looking at me, so I thought maybe she had
turned prior Because do you ever catch someone before they

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see you and then you like put your head in away.
That's like then I don't have to catch their eye.
So it felt like it was like that there's nothing
that makes someone notice you more than when you catch
them and you turn away and they didn't see you. Yeah,
and all of a sudden there like someone did that.
It's like everybody has a spider sets. Yeah for that.
I do it all the I've pretended so many times
not to see people, and I'm really good at it. Actually,

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I always see people before they see me. Yeah, I
can see that. Yeah, you're you're good at scanning. Yeah,
you think you're good at skank you. I always see
scanner darkly. Not a movie. Yeah, that was a rhotoscope
movie with Keanu Reeves from two thousand and sevens Okay,
I have something disturbing to tell you guys. What My
Heart Belongs to Daddy was originally done by Cole Porter

(25:36):
And the woman does a strip tease in the play,
singing that song and it's a fucking song about yeah
and the adults and it's about a boyfriend. Yeah, it's
about a boyfriend. It's like the lyrics are like, Lolita,
if I invite a boy some night to dine on
my Finn and Hattie, is that like a euphinitemism? I

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just adore his asking more. But my heart belongs to Daddy.
And Marilyn Monroe did a striptease to it too, and okay,
so daddy in the song is still your dad. I
don't think so. I think I want more, but my
heart belongs to no. I think it's she's talking about
like I can't sleep with you because my heart belongs
to daddy, like I am. Okay, young Well, one of

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the lines says, my heart belongs to my daddy, because daddy,
my daddy, my little old daddy. It's her sugar, Daddy,
that little old daddy is your sugar. It's so good.
A newspaper magnate introduced with the words, I've come to
care for such a sweet millionaire. It doesn't matter what

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it means. The lyrics are lascivious. Is that a word? Yes,
it's lascivious. Lude and there should be no young child
doing a damn. Oh my god. I just remembered my outfit.
It was fishnets. I was wearing fish I'm ten, nine
or ten wearing fishnets and a tight leotard. And I
had a boa and I like, use the boa around

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my dad and he was in a chair. This is oh,
you did it, okay. Brian remembered he was molested yesterday,
and I just remember that I was a victim. To
a fucked up thing by my very sweet ice skating coach.
Who and your dad? Your dad is an adult and
sign on for this? Oh my god? Yeah sorry. And

(27:20):
then what's with the dad sitting in a chair with
a newspaper? That's part of it. Yeah, we just gave
him something to do because he can't be on the
ice like skating around. He's a daddy, Yeah, he's a daddy.
All very disturbing. It's so gross. Is it news to
anyone that old men want to fuck young girls? This
is the society we live in. They want to fuck

(27:41):
young boys and young girls. That is why. That is
what like, there's and there's so many of them that
want to do it, and they can't hide it sometimes.
Remember Serge Gainsberg and the Charlotte that daughter. Yes, they
had disgusting songs together. This is I kind of like
it when it comes to the surface, because it's happening

(28:02):
beneath the surface all the time, and it's just now
kind of coming to I think in the past twenty
years we've all kind of woken up to, like, oh,
you shouldn't sexualize children. But it was happening all the
time during the seventies, eight, Like, looking back on our childhoods,
I think it was happening a lot more frequently. Yeah,

(28:23):
and you still see it, like even like I don't know,
I something, Yes, the pageant things with the girls wearing
makeup and um, even girls getting their ears pierced. I'm like, stop,
but jeweling this child, why do you need to do that?
Isn't she already a little jewel? Um? And then because

(28:43):
it why does she need to be like more sparkly?
And you're about giving little girls dolls and like your
that's your baby, like that's but you're a mommy train
for what you're going to be doing in a couple
of years. And it's just and just Santa Claus, sit
on my lap. I'm an old man and now your

(29:03):
kid is on my lap and I'm gonna and just
whisper in my ear what you want? Yeah, yeah, I mean,
but what the reverse? So back in the whatever sixteen hundreds,
little kids would be dressed up like little moppets. They
would have like full like full dress and leggings and
they would be covered in cloth. Yes, and better they

(29:26):
would have walked around like this, Okay, they would dressed
up like a moppet. Up. Yeah, no, no, a muppet
is a is a Well we know what am muppet is.
You need to finish that, SI explain what I'm muppet is. Moppet.
Haven't you ever seen the uh? What's that play? The uh?

(29:47):
You don't remember the play? Havenue queue? Those are muppets, yeah,
avenue que, those are moppets. M oo. No, moppet is
a small endearingly sweet child. All right, Yeah they dressed
them up. Well, no, I think they already are moppets
because they're a small, sweet, endearing child. Yeah, you have

(30:08):
to cover them in cloth. Yeah, cover them in various
layers of claw. Oh my god, I was, And they
walk around like this and there's no sexualization until they
turned thirteen, and then you sell them and then yeah,
then you sell them to a man who has cows
and you say you can have sex with this kid.
That's basically what happened. Yeah, totally, no more moppet after

(30:30):
other then the husband would dress you up like a moppet.
What oh and yeah, because then it's here, it's your mind,
your mind, and you cannot be sexual for any other man. Um, yeah,
it's all fucked man. Can I finish the duck story,
because I feel like now has passed. The payoff is
not good enough for the amount of time that's passed.
I mean, that's why I got away from it. I
didn't felt it coming. I felt there was not this

(30:51):
was really the first September eleventh attack or the first
World Trade Center attack. I wanted to forget it. Go
on all right, So I go back to We go
to Duck's house and we knock on the door and
he opens the door and he is shirtless drinking. He
made this drink that was a full glass of milk
with a full sleeve of oreos absorbed into the milk.

(31:11):
Oh my god, and he would drink that and he
opened the door shirtless, and we're like, oh doug, he
would be so delicious because after you drink down the milk,
which disgusts me, by the way, I think, even before
I was a vegan, people just drinking milk straight up
is the grossest thing I could ever imagine. But then
afterwards the oreos soaked with the milk, and so they're
almost like you could bite into them even if you

(31:33):
have fresh veneers, because they just give way right away. No,
you can. This one's good for you. This is all
for you, okay. So he drank his milk drinking shirtless
and we go, Doug, are you okay? And he goes,
we will never be friends again, slam the door, and

(31:53):
that was it done. He was never friends with us. Game,
never hang out with us because you like left him
because we left him behind. No leave no man behind.
That was the code. And we didn't abide by betrayed
him for the rest of like, because you went to
college at your high school too, right, Yeah, I can
stay in the same building. That's where I still lived.

(32:14):
Did you speak again? Never? No, I mean I would.
We would see each other and he would be he
would just be a scowl man scowl. That's that's tough.
Did he find other friends? Um, he moved. Did you
get bullied ever? Um? Were you guys cool or were

(32:35):
you kind of door like I picture like freaks and geeks.
In high school, I was in that world between dorks
and most comedians were. Yeah, most people I know were
somewhere in between. Um, Noah was she was just trying
to stay under the radar. She was kind of Were
you goth? Noah? I mean all the goth kids were

(32:58):
like cool? In one section, of the yes, and I
wasn't a part of their club either. I was like
an uncool, like want to be different person, but you
just wanted to not get like be seen. Was that yes,
did you want friends at all? Or did you? Had
you given up on that? Um? Well, I gave up

(33:19):
on it because I was like embarrassed of how we lived.
So I just had like one friend who was just
as poor as me. So I was like, I'm never
gonna invite anyone to my house so much. There was
a kid on stage last night, this guy Aaron from
Kansas City. I forget his last name, but he was
the MC and he was talking about he's joking about
it but growing up and his mom was a hoarder,
and he and his brother would just lie and say

(33:42):
that they they that you know, our parents are sick,
or like you can't come over. They just stopped having
friends because they were too ashamed of the house and
so they he didn't have any friends. It just breaks
my heart that parents disease makes kids not want to
have people over. But I think that happens all the
time and makes kids so lonely. Whenever I hear about

(34:05):
kids not having friends or not enjoying high school. It
just and most people don't. I think, did you enjoy
high school? I fucking loved it. I loved it so much.
As why I'm obsessed with Columbine, I think I just
want to go back to the days where I was
in high like things that happened when I was in
high school and pre Columbine. I mean, those were the days.
No fear, Oh you don't have to take your shoes
off to go through TSA. No, you didn't do anything. Wait, no,

(34:27):
that wasn't high school. Yeah pre Columbine. No, we didn't
have any measures after Columbine that were like instated. People
felt like that was gonna be a one off thing
that never would happen again. Yeah, even though it was
happening a lot before Columbine too. Oh I didn't know. Yeah,
everyone thinks Columbine was the first one, but no, it
was happening. They were copycats. But yeah, I loved high
school so much. But he's still very good friends with

(34:48):
all her high school girls. Yeah. In fact, we're gonna
all go hang out with them this week tomorrow. Where's
a girls trip that Anya, Noah Carlisle, Sarahlena, Kirsten Halla,
Taylor and my sister. Oh my god. Yes, so there's
like nine girls going, Wow, where are you going? Three

(35:10):
of them are my best friends since childhood, and um
the rest are all friends have picked up along the way.
Palm Springs. Oh yeah, I don't know what to expect.
I mean, is it that is it that far away
that it's going to get that much hotter? La, It's
like going to be like seventy degrees? Okay? Yeah. The
woman from the airbnb wrote me and said, do you
want extra hundred dollars a day? I can heat this

(35:32):
pool up for you and I go hit that baby
yet that pool. So we're gonna have a pool and
a hot tub. We went to Palm Springs once. Oh
that was so long ago. Oh my god. Why that
was the only time I've ever been really yes, oh well,
you gotta go back from that Palm. It was they

(35:53):
were fighting or something. It was we were like, okay,
July fourth weekends coming up, what are we going to do?
So hot? We gotta do something. Yes. We were in
this mode where it was like, we can't let these
holidays just waste away, and I was like, yes we can.
I have a boyfriend that is very much like, we
gotta seize the day, and he does. He loves traveling,

(36:14):
he loves experiences, and I'm like, we can absolutely have
a forgettable Fourth of July. But no. We said no,
we're gonna go to Palm Springs and we're uh and
we're gonna hang out by the pool, right, yeah. And
it was extremely hot and I had just gotten Jack,
my dog that was a brand new dog basically, and
he was so hot in the car and I was like, super,

(36:35):
were you single at the time, Yeah, of course, yeah,
so you were single. But Rob was there his friend
Merriedith who were married, So you were just the was
the fifth Wheel the fifth Wheel? Yeah? Fifth I remember
going to a Mexican restaurant. I don't remember much else
from that. We got Thai food deliver, Yes, I remember that.
And I remember the mists of the mist by the pool, yes. Um.

(36:59):
But other than that, it's excruciatingly hot. Yeah. And Luigi
was there. Oh yeah, I remember that too. I remember them. Okay,
So but it isn't that way. You can go on
a whole trip and not really remember fucking anything. Well,
that's pomp Springs, really, pomp Springs is a haze, especially
when it's hot. You just go there and my memory
just throws everything away after a decade. It's like with taxes,

(37:23):
you just anything older than seven years. I meet people
and they'll tell me and remember we took that road
trip to LA and you had an audition, and I'm like,
I don't even know your name. I remember this at all,
and they're like it was just you, me and two
other people in a car for hours. Yeah. Recollection. Uh yeah,

(37:43):
there are things I've talked about, like podcasts I've done,
and like things that have documentation like that are that
I will never remember. I mean, I'm not kidding you.
I met Larry David and I said, nice to meet you,
and he said we've met before. You remember forgot meeting
Larry David? Wow, Because I think I expunge things that

(38:04):
are too much for my brain to handle, like knowing
Larry David or meeting him. If it didn't go the
way I wanted it to reset button and I just
don't want to remember. And so when someone goes you
don't remember meeting me, I always go I didn't remember
meeting Larry David, so of course I didn't remember me. Well,
you got to do the trick the Hollywood hello see you.
I don't like that nice to see you shit, yeah nice,

(38:26):
you don't like it. Yesterday Kathy Hilton did it to me.
I love Kathy Hilton, but I went to the Paris
Hilton thing, okay, against what I wanted to do, which
the only reason I didn't want to do it is
because I didn't have an outfit planned. I didn't have
hair and makeup. I was I'm I'm like sick. I
think I have bronchitis or something like. I just didn't

(38:46):
feel good. But I went because we talked about in
the podcast, and I knew that, like, I should do this. Yeah,
you're peer pressured, do I am? I glad I did it. No,
I should have stayed at home. I was not in
the mood to do it. Kathy Elton, but she she
twice I go, nice to meet you. We've never met before.
I gave her that in of like, I'm acknowledging you

(39:08):
shouldn't know who I am. Yes, and she still double
timed nice to see you to me, which if you
don't know and you're listening, nice to see you as
the way that people in Hollywood greet each other in
case they've met before. It covers you for meeting for
the first time. Yeah, it's nice to see you, or
it's like we we've never met before, or we've met before,
nice to see you again. It kind of covers that

(39:28):
as well. Yeah yeah, um, but she's locked into a
nice to see you. She's adopted that and that's her
that's her thing. Um and um. She was hilarious and
really fun and funny, and Paris was just great and beautiful.
And we shopped for baby clothes together at sax Fifth
Avenue and I every little garment was more money than

(39:50):
I've ever spent on a shirt in my life for
these this little baby that would wear at one time
two days. It was rather very It was very normal
the way the shopping went, like you'd think shopping with
Kathy and Paris would be this like monumental event, and
like they would shop in a different way, No, same
old way. You just like, go, this is cute. I said.
At one point, I go to the woman working, I go,

(40:11):
how many times a day do you hear this is cute?
She was like thousands. And then Kathy goes, this is adorable.
I go, what about adorable? She goes less, and I
was like, yeah, so I wasn't. I just I regret
doing it because I wasn't my best self. I wasn't like,
I don't feel super comfortable being like the kind of
funny that I am around Kathy Hilton. Yeah, and I

(40:33):
looked so like I looked like such a scrub. I'd
put on the cutest outfit I could find, but I
had no plans of even going to dinner with a
friend while I was in town, so I don't have
any cute clothes. And Kathy Elton at one point held
up I was wearing like a sweater with flowers on it,
like these like daisies on it that I've worn a
million times. It probably smelled. And at one point she

(40:54):
held up like a kid's thing that had like hearts
and flowers all over it and that was really ugly,
and she goes, this would match your outfit. But she
wasn't trying to be mean. She was just right, and
I was just kind of had to swallow and be like, oh,
because I see I saw her take in my outfit,
like what is this? I mean, the irony of everyone
that works at sacks that kind of judges you when
you go into a nice store and you feel bad

(41:17):
about your outfit and the staff there is kind of
like your gross I always want to be like, you
can't afford this shit either, which you work here, you're
making seven fifty an hour? Why are you judging me?
I got to remind myself of that people that own
shops are not like rolling in dough generally, or even
working in shops. I don't understand shops at all. I

(41:39):
see shops all the time. I don't see anyone in there. Ever,
the like five shirts, it's a billboard. It's just a billboard. Yeah,
that's what they're mostly for. Yeah, especially on Rodeo. Yeah yeah,
but the places make you dress in their clothes, but
they won't really pay for it, and they give you
a tiny discount. And that's the hard part you have
to have, like, yeah, I feel bad bits all the time,

(42:01):
and you have to basically invest all the money you're
earning their back into the dumb store. Yes. Um oh,
Carlisle made me laugh so hard. This whole like you
get a discount thing. Doesn't everyone realize that everything's marked
up like one hundred percent, So if you're getting a
ten percent discount, it really is not a lot. But
Carlisle I was talking about this new building she moved

(42:21):
into over air one or she's good, might move into
um and it. They give you if you live in
this building, ten percent off at Air one. Oh wow,
which is fucking nothing. Air one makes whole Foods look
like a soup pantry, like it looks like a place
you'd go to get free food if you're homeless like that.
That is the pricing at a ten percent off is nothing.

(42:46):
Is like fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, they have some spach
dip or something there that's famous. I forget what it is,
but I saw it on Instagram. It's this big, it's
like a court and it's forty five dollars and they
sell it during some holidays. Insane and aarone just opened
up around the corner for me, which means like my,
I mean, it's amazing, uh no one. I went to

(43:07):
one um together recently for lunch. It's I mean, it's
great stuff. But you have no business walking in there
unless you're rich. No, I mean you you're you're you're
They had ballet parking. Remember, yes, it's filled with people
with eating disorders. When I had when I had a full,
raging eating disorder and I was going to like two

(43:27):
beak rom yoga classes a day, I would just starve
myself all day and then at night because I was
so whatever it's called orthorexic, where you're obsessed with like
only eating organic food. I would go there and get
these raw brownies that the only ingredients were like coconut oil,
cacao shavings, coconut shavings, and that was a how And

(43:50):
I would just eat that and be starving, and it
was probably like three thousand calories or something, and I'd
be like, why am I fat? Because I just wasn't
eating anything all day and then just eating like a
bunch of coconut oil and knights. Yes, it was depressed.
And they cost so much secty dollars for those fuckers.
I told when Carlos that, I was like, I need

(44:10):
to get through to her to not go there. Ten
percent off is not enough to justify air one. That's
how they get you. You can't grocery shop there, that's insane.
So it's already really expensive. If you go to Whole Foods,
you get Whole Foods is already a rip off. Yeah,
if you get it delivered from Amazon, then it costs
h you know, there's fees in that, and then there's
like Trader Joe Gars to have my groceries delivered because

(44:31):
then people have to see what I get when you
take out. When you get takeout food, you know how
they put like a sticker over the bag or they
staple and there's a sticker that says sealed for your protection.
You ever get that? No, but I haven't noticed it,
I guess because I usually am just like ripping it
open like a wild coyote. It's like a new thing. Okay,
Like if you get door dash, you get a bag

(44:53):
and then they'll put a sticker over it that says
stealed for your protection. Huh. I was just wondering what
you thought about that. Well, I think that people were
eaten things before. Oh yeah, I think people were rummaging
around in there. That's insane or no, it's not. I
get it because if you're making no money as a
little driver and there's some fresh fries in a bag
and then the eating and guess what, I don't think

(45:14):
it's that gross. You're if they're not touching your other fries,
why is it that gross. Let them have a fucking fry. Well,
the sticker's not going to stop them. Then you just
pull it up and then close it. Well yeah, well
gonna go stick it. You think it's well. Last night
I got takaya and I spent fucking ninety dollars on
my takaya order. They always throw in like four silverware
things because they think that's how many people I ordered for.

(45:38):
And I ordered all these sauces and none of the
sauces came, and I was so furious, and then I
was just like scares, like like who am I Like?
I get to have this delivered. I get to spend
ninety dollars on takeout, and it's like not a treat.
It's just like the way I live. Like I'm doing
pretty well. I can live without my sauces tonight. But
it was annoying. And I did go on the app
and I got reimbursed. Yeah, ten dollars or so that's automatic.

(46:01):
Now that's good for you. Yeah, thank you. My mouth
is so stupid because right now I'm listening to your story,
I have no idea what to kaya is, and my
mouth is watering. I'm like, you don't even know what sauce.
Talking about sauces, what is it Japanese food. No, it's
Mexican to kaya Organica, Yeah, yeah, organica. The salsas, Like

(46:25):
now I do. I love It's one of my favorite drinks.
I love sauces. But I just am in this new
thing of like when I'm starting to feel this panic
of like persecution, I just have to go. You're lucky
and everything works out for you. So it honestly probably
worked out that I didn't have like acid re re
because of the salsas. You know, like I could sleep
through the night. I keep waking up. I have this

(46:48):
cough that like won't go away. It's crispy. Listen to
my crispy cough. Honestly it sounds good, really yeah, I
guess so, But it sounds like a cough. It's like, yeah,
will want it. I want it. He's already got it.
But it's like crunchy. That's what's good about. It feels

(47:08):
like I'm shaking a can of pringles. Yeah, it sounds satisfying.
That cough is better than you want to know. It's not.
It's not getting anything up. Once in a while, something
comes up, but nothing, there's nothing moving and my um
my voice. Teacher said, uh, it's probably bronchitis, And so
I looked at bronchitis and I mean it checks out.

(47:30):
I mean, what's the difference between the group bronchitis scrap
uh strap, I know hurts, this doesn't. Yeah, my throat's
not hurting. But I do wake up in the middle
of the night just like dry like like coughing and crunching. Well,
the reason I say it sounds good is because I
think it sounds like a quality like movie, like a

(47:50):
folly artist cough. Oh thanks, like you put that cough
in a movie because it's like, not the coughing are
the worst. Yeah, when someone's like, why don't you do
some adr work and earn some money while you're at
that's a good point. I should commodifize this commoditized commodify
you only have it for a little while. God Man,
succession is the best word usage. Yeah. I keep watching

(48:11):
the show and I have just like a list. Can
I go through a list of words? If you guys
know what these words mean. I mean, on Anya is
very good at words. Ironized. That's the first word before
I find my phone. I mean, I make to make
ironic yes, how do you know that? How do you
know that? Because I thought it was to make something irony,
like make it like iron. Yeah, I thought it was

(48:33):
like some sort of chemical reaction that makes it iron
like dies. Yes, that's what I thought. How did you
know that? Anya? I just guessed. I don't think it's
that smart of me, but um, give us more. No,
it's very smart. Okay. Patois oh a t O I
s yes, that is that's French. Uh, that's that's a

(48:55):
when a duck you have a duck fat inside of it.
Here's my guess, an overall an overall coloring or color
scheme or like pat it's French for three debts. It's
the dialect of the common people of a region. Oh wow, Okay.

(49:16):
In co inkoit I n c h O A t E.
That sounds like a like a like a new tech company. Yeah,
or it looks like it says like in chocolate, like
in kwait is it like and they have to say
it in a British accent because sound really stupid. In

(49:38):
koit it's like something that is um you're born with
or something no, well kind of cloe well you're cloeror
beating around the bush. It's just begun and so not
fully formed or developed, rudimentary. I should know. That's such
a good word. Epiphenomenon. Wow, they ehenomenon Yeah, and they

(50:00):
yes they do. It's nuts means revolving around something the phenomenon,
and a phenomenon is some event that occurs, So revolving
around an event that was a significant event, a secondary
effect or byproduct that arises but does not causally influence
a process. They were talking about that in the show.

(50:24):
Aren't they talking about like the definition or not. No,
they weren't talking about the definition. They just used it.
They just expect you to know these things. They all
the God, the show is so freaking good. The new
I know you don't watch it, but the new episode
is fucking incredible. You watch the new episode? Yes, yeah,

(50:44):
I'm obsessed and I love um. I just love everything
that's happening on that show so much. And I don't
want to give anything away, but um Logan has like
a there's this one part where you know the patriarch,
who's this like disgruntled groff man who just says fuck
off all the time. He's just mad and no one

(51:06):
can get him like he's never been he's never lost,
he always wins. And he has this moment in this
diner where he's asking his bodyguard and he has no
friends at this point, and his family's kind of estranged
and like all of his friends and his wife is
fucking They don't want to divorce because it would cost
too much, but she's gone, you know, And he's just

(51:26):
like a this diner with his bodyguard and he's just like,
what do you think happens after this? Like, what do
you think what comes after? And the bodyguard's talking and
he just keeps interrupting him, because this guy is incapable
of like hearing anyone else out or being interested in
anyone else like most men on a date, and so
he just keeps asking questions that he answers himself, and
then he goes, he goes, I don't know. The thing is,

(51:49):
you don't know, you can't know, and he goes, but
I've got my suspicions. I've got my fucking suspicions. He's
like he's mad about like this guy is always paranoid
that someone's out there get him. And he's even when
after he dies, he's like already angry about whatever's like
gonna happen to him and like someone's gonna try to
fuck him over. It's just so well done and the

(52:11):
acting is superb, and I just love you give a
favorite character. Yes, uh fucking what's his name? Roman, He's
my favorite. He just like fuck you when, just like quick,
and he's says the funniest things, and he's also like
the most emotional and he's you know, I don't know,
like he's just been kind of screwed over because he's
the youngest one and he was kind of like bullied
as a child and he has weird sexual hangups and

(52:33):
he talks like this and he's just like fuck you, Sis,
I don't care and m and I just think there's
like an innocence to him all all together. Though, Tom
womb Scams is what I'm rooting for, and I'm really
glad that he's fucking giving Shiv the Shiv and is
like not putting up with her shit anymore. And he's
just a sweet character. I just love. I love them

(52:54):
all for different reasons, and I also hate them all
for different reasons. See the new episode Yes twice. Ah,
I'm good. I'm ready to go back. I think the
part with the Barbery bag is great, and I love
the article in the cut about the Burbery bag. This
one character shows up to a party and they just
do such a great job of showing all of the

(53:15):
bullshit around wealth, Like she has a three thousand dollars bag.
This one girl, that's a three thousand dollar bag. Yeah,
it's a Barbery bag. And evidently Burbery went through this
whole not scandal, but like their brand kind of went down.
So they're poking fun at the bag because she's not
the right kind of rich, Like she shows up with
a big, clunky Bribery bag. And so Tom Wombscans has

(53:38):
a great line that's like, I'll rate it to you. Yes,
I have I have an account that um said. So
he says, so Greg the young like cousin Greg, who's
kind of like a buffoonish character, he brings I have it.
He brings this girl with him to his uncle's birthday

(53:58):
party and he's like, I think you know. He goes
up to Tom and he's like, I think she's leaving.
I don't know, and he goes why because she brought
a ludicrously capacious bag. What's even in there, huh, flat
shoes for the subway, her lunch pail. I mean, Greg,
it's monstrous. It's gargantuan. You could take it camping, you
could slide it across the floor after a bank job.

(54:21):
Bag was so funny. It makes me like so fairnoy
that I have big bags now. And capacious was a
word I had to look up right away. I paused
it because I was watching with Chris and every time
a word comes up that we don't know, I paused,
I go, what do you think that means? And so
he was like, I think it's like capacity so big,
And I'm like, you're right, capacious it's a great word.

(54:42):
Yause Chris always getting Queen Bee on the I mean
that was me yesterday. I was the girl with the
big bag walking into sacks to meet Kathy and Paris.
Hilton's two are the most articulately, perfectly poshly dressed people.
I looked like a hoodlum and there was no There
was no other And by the way, I was texting
the producers on my way there, being like, I'm dressed disgustingly,

(55:04):
I'm really anxious about it. I am not feeling good.
I need you guys to know this. And I show
up and they go, you're fine, and she goes, You're
dressed exactly like me, And I go, you're Are you
going shopping with Kathy Hilton? No, you're working on You're
a crew member on a show all day. Hey. I
was like, I'm not supposed to be dressed like you.
She was like, I'm dressed like you. I'm like, yeah,

(55:24):
but you are. You're working all day. So how did
it go? Though? I mean, I mean, I wasn't able
to be that funny because I was just too nervous
and like, if there was one other funny person there,
it would be fun because that person could have Like
if I would have brought a friend who was funny,
we could have been funny with each other and laughed
at the fact that our jokes don't go well. But

(55:46):
when I make a joke and it doesn't go well,
it's just Kathy and her parents and her mom they're not, like,
not good laughers. They just don't. Kathy didn't know who
I was, no context for who I was. Harrison stold her,
in right, it was nice to see me. Paris was
just like this, my friend Nikki. It wasn't like this.
She's a comedian, so there was no like pretext for like,

(56:08):
let's let's expect her to be funny. So I was
doing kind of funny things and saying funny things. But
I also felt so uncomfortable with how I was dressed.
I couldn't be comfortable. I couldn't because I just felt
so cute, so embarrassed. The way Kathy Hilton looked me
up and down, I guarantee you you would not have

(56:29):
felt comfortable. Isn't that my offit? Yeah? I looked the
pants were too big. Um, it was just it. I
didn't I didn't look cute, and I just didn't feel comfortable,
regardless of they were so nice to me, and they
were so funny, and they were funnier than I was.
I was just too nervous. And so I'm saying this
next time, I'm going to trust my instinct and not

(56:50):
go yeah, yeah, Sometimes you're right. Sometimes the thing that's
hard to do that you're like, do the hard thing.
Sometimes you don't want to do it because it's ei
there is a reason to be scared. You're not prepared.
We gotta go to break and I'll talk more about
and then I had I had a whole night last
night as well after this, So I finished the Paris

(57:14):
thing yesterday and then I had like a couple of
hours before I agreed. Somehow I agreed to do three sets,
and I don't know how it happened, but I was
like bronchi itis, and then I couldn't check in my
hotel till four. So I got here at one and
I'd wait in the lobby for three hours with nothing
to do except be on my phone and look at
pictures of myself when I was thinner, and so I

(57:35):
was just in a bad mood. I come up here,
I smell bad, but I don't have time to really
shower and redo my hair because I'm trying to keep
my hair from the iHeart Awards, so I can bring
it to the fucking Sacks Fifth Avenue and look like
at least something looks good on me. And then so
I feel sticky and gross, and then I have to
and then I'm like, okay, I'll get a little nap
in I can't nap before the sets because of my bronchitis.

(58:00):
I tried to cancel a set ten twenty, my latest set,
so I had a nine I had at nine o'clock,
a nine thirty and a ten twenty, and I'm like,
let me get out of that ten twenty. But I
agreed to do the ten twenty like that morning, So
why would I get out of something that I agreed
to do so late? But I wrote to him and
I go, how annoying is it for me to cancel?
And he was like, I just had Ida Rodbriguez to cancel,

(58:20):
and I'm like, I won't cancel on you, So I
do them all. I had to kick out at one.
I got heckled at the comedy store and this girl
was like love me. She had a shaved head and
she was just very enthusiastic about everything I said. And
then they kicked her out and she was like crying
on the way out, and so that was kind of
like roth And I was a little bit mean because
when I that's why I don't do CrowdWork, because I

(58:41):
always go mean, yeah, because the funniest thing is to
say is to say a mean thing, because it first
really true. You're so lovely, like you'll be like you're straight,
tell your voice like which is mean but hilarious, and
you're always very gentle with people. I feel like everyone
knows you're but that's not funny because I always gentle.
Because I was like, babe, I'm so sorry you're getting
kicked out. I was like, we know, like you're you.

(59:03):
She was like, but I love you, and I was like,
I know, it's just you're too annoying, and and I
go and I'm sorry you were molested because I was
talking about molestation, and then she started mouthing up, and
I go, this is the product of like if you
touch kids. They turned into this like someone who doesn't
really know social boundary, Like she's fucked up from it.
I go, one hundred percent that girl was molested. She
had a shaved head. She was just being very loud

(59:25):
and like I love you, and she wasn't listen. I
was trying to engage her in a way that like
would make her a part of the show, but she
wasn't responding, so they kicked her out and she's just
pleading on the way out and like just begging, and
I'm like, I abandoned her, like dug on that um
on the battlefield. And then they told me afterwards she
was crying outside and they were and they were really
nice to her though at the comedy store. They were

(59:47):
like listening, it happens all the time. We know you
were trying to help but just didn't work out. You'd
come back drunk. Yeah. So that and then I go
to the ten twenty spot and Tiffany Hatrish is there.
She wasn't even on the line up, but I go,
oh hey, and I go, you know, Bet Midler's here.
Because I'm walking in, they go, this is star studded crowd.
And I go, who's here? And they go, Bet Midler
and I was like, Bet Midler is at a ten

(01:00:09):
o'clock improv show on a Tuesday. What So I'm excited.
I see her in the court, like in the back
she's by herself. I think she was by herself. And
then Tiffany Hannah comes in and I go, Tiffany, Bette
Midler's here, and she goes, I know I invited her
and I was like, what friends with Bet? And so
she was like I met her? She was. I met

(01:00:29):
her at the met gala the second time I did it,
and then I ran into her and she was like
we kept in touch through the pandemic and then I
met her. I saw her earlier. I was having dinner
and I saw her and I told her I was
doing a set, and she was like, I want to go,
So Tiffany brought her there and then I did a
set and it was really fun because I, like, I
was It's the only time I've ever been like, what

(01:00:51):
does bett want to hear? Like, I wasn't thinking about
anyone else in that crowd. So I did a total
bet set and then I left afterwards, and because I
had to go home and sleep, and then I woke
up to a Texas morning that said that the booker
of the show said Bette Midler was looking for you afterwards.
She wanted you to take a picture with you. That's sweet.
I missed out. That was cool and then I and

(01:01:13):
then I um ate some sauceless Mexican food, went to bed.
That was my day. What was the bet set? What
kind of topics did you coverging being a woman in
this industry and how what the bullshit is and how
you have to be so talented if you want to
get old, you better keep your talent up and how
um yeah, just like and you know, fuck you j
Low for lying to people. You've all had facelifts. Everyone

(01:01:36):
has facelifts. I'm gonna get a facelift. Just a lot
of aging stuff and a lot of like calling hypocrisy. No,
but I she was right underneath the light in the
back of the room, so it was like very dark.
You couldn't tell if she was laughing. But I but
if she Bet asked for me afterwards, so I'm guessing
I thought it was asking. She she liked it, so
that was fun. Midler asked for you and that drunk

(01:01:56):
girl in the same night, I know. I mean, you're
crush it it. Maybe it was Bett Midler in the
first show. Yeah, can you imagine throwing Bett Midler out
of your show? I mean you could have asked me
all day yesterday name celebrities that could come up to
her come to your show the least likely, and she
would have made my list of least likely least likely
to show up. Yeah, but at the same time, you're

(01:02:18):
kind of like, no, that makes sense for Bet being
out on a late at I mean, Jamie Lee Curtis
won't go to a show at seven pm. How old
is Bet Midler? I would guess. Okay, let's do a
little Let's let's do a bet. Let's do a bet
bat bet all right, Um, I bet she is seventy three, okay,

(01:02:41):
anyone else I thought she was seventy two. I'm gonna
say seventy four. Wow, this is really all in the
same rain. Would you guys have said this? Head I
not said seventy three. I'm gonna bet that she's one dollar. Yeah,
I'm gonna bet one. I'm gonna bet u eighty Okay, yeah,
I mean I don't. I don't think that's a horrible butt. Yeah,

(01:03:03):
Brian's over, Yes, seventy seven. Wow, that meddler out at
the fucking night seventy seven. Yes, on your wins. I
have a downstairs neighbor. No, no, she was just watching
No yeah, yeah, no, no, no, I have a downstairs
neighbor who's eighty nine and she is. Wow, she's the

(01:03:26):
type of person that would go to a comedy show
at ten o'clock on a Tuesday. I guess I gotta
keeps you alive to that active. You gotta keep going
like a shark the secret. Yeah, like a shark. Yep,
I already say it yesterday. You're gonna do it. I'll
probably make it to probably pull it off. I don't know.
I'm tall. Though tall people don't live long. They're not
that tall, they say. The new generation is is that right?

(01:03:49):
That's really um Life insurance or people who do financials
for like your long term they plan for you to
be one hundred and six. Wow. Good news. Well, the
fact that we're not all inhaling cigarette smoke twenty four
seven is going to give us a slight advantage. Your parents,
our parents all inhaled cigarette smoke for forty years. Yeah,

(01:04:11):
everywhere they went. Yeah, they would smoke thirty or forty years,
and and smoked too. But second and smoke was horror,
horrific on planes. I mean, it's just insane. The fact
that you could smoke on a plane, and the fact
that I get I walked by someone smoking and I'm like,
oh god, and like that was just the air back then. Yeah,
but now I'm getting it. I'm getting it a little bit.

(01:04:31):
With weed smoke. Now, oh, weed smoke is everywhere or
not conscious of the fact that it smells from. And
when I've smoked weed, I've always been conscious of that.
And people always like, it's fine, it's weed. It doesn't
and I'm like, no, people, this is annoying. It's I've
never been someone who smokes weed who thinks it's cool
and that everyone should have to like deal with it.

(01:04:52):
I mean when I'm on the road and I like,
I'm in my green room and I know that, like
I'm not smoking out of the green room. I just
go in the shower something and try to keep it
a little bit contained. But like people who just wafted
through the street and I'm constantly walking by it, be ashamed, yeah,
be ashamed of this drug habit. You have a little
bit try to keep it, you know. Contained It's not

(01:05:15):
about shame for the drug habit. It's about shame for
being rude. It's well, like maybe people don't want to
smell that. I mean, I hate shame and I think
it's the worst thing possible. So I don't really mean that,
but I do feel like you should have I have
shame with smoking, and I don't think that everyone should
have to deal with it. I always ask beforehand if

(01:05:37):
I'm going to do it in a green room with
other people, like is this you know? Or I do
it wait till they're gone and like wafted away. But
it's like it's just gross. But especially now that you
can vape and it doesn't smell like anything. Vaping is
so horrible and it makes you feel like it just
it's I don't like vaping at all because, first of all,
vaping for me, as someone who can be very addicted

(01:05:58):
to weed is day inger Russ because you can do
it everywhere, and at least when if I want to
get high and I'm smoking weed, I have to be stinky.
I have to do a thing that I have a
bud cigarette butt thing that I have to put out
somewhere like an It's an inconvenience. It makes it so
like I have to really want it. When I can

(01:06:19):
just vape anytime any day I'm high twenty four seven,
it just it. Within three days if I get a vape,
I'm doing it constantly. Yeah, And I don't keep it
to just I'm not someone who can just like moderate.
So I think smoking weed when I do, when I'm
am in those spells of doing it, it just keeps
me more honest and it makes me do it less
because it is gross. Isn't it crazy? Regarding like fears

(01:06:42):
of what's going to kill us? That no one was
getting like acrylic nails done when we were growing up, really,
and that stuff seems so toxic, and were they having
like explosions of chemical gases like what they are now, Like,
are we really better off now than when we were
growing out? Well, yeah, they weren't drinking from plastic water

(01:07:03):
bottles constantly. There's there's going to be new and they
weren't constantly on their phones all the time. Like there
are new cigarettes, and sugar wasn't in everything, and corn
syrup wasn't every and everything. So yeah, there are other
things that are killing us. But and there are things
we don't even know that are killing us that we
don't even know yet that they're going to kill us

(01:07:25):
twenty years from now, they're gonna be like, guess what,
Lacroix bad? Yeah, Lacroix. You know when you drank vitamin
water zero and you thought you had no sugar, Well
that's bad. Well we all know aspartame is bad or
whatever those fakes sugars are, they're not good. Drink six
vitamin water zeros a day, really, well, I'll drink like one.

(01:07:45):
I think I have one with me. I know I
saw your back. What is it called? It's a funny,
funky flavor. Oh, this is the best flavor of vitamin water, gutsy,
it's it's a watermelon peach. Oh that does sound good. Yeah, no,
it's good. It's good. It'll kill me. But do you
do that instead of water? No, I'll drink I just don't.
I just don't drink enough water either. I don't like water.

(01:08:06):
It's so boring and it like makes my stomach hurt. Wow,
that's not normal. I don't like water, I really, unless
I'm super thirsty. It really. I struggle with drinking water.
So drinking tap water. I mean I have a burkey
system that Chris got me. But I just like I
have no problem with tap tap water doesn't bother. It's

(01:08:27):
any water. It's just like it is a nuisance to drink.
It feels like annoying to have to do it. I'm
never like water. Get your water in in the morning.
I wake up, you chug a liter of water and
then like, okay, that's my water for the morning. Yeah,
like a plant that you like forget to water all
week and exactly dump a bucket on. Yes. Yeah, I
don't think that's how you're supposed to do. I think
you're supposed to sip it all day long. Yeah, I

(01:08:52):
was chure there's a picture of me as a baby,
and I'm just like like this with a bottle, like
getting the last remnants, like like just chug in a
bah bah. Yeah, I chug everything. I get these extra
hot coffees, like a Venti coffee. I can finish an
extra hot Venti latte and I'm not joking you. And
this is without trying two minutes. Wow, two minutes extra hot.

(01:09:17):
And I got an extra hot, Like get an extra
hot so that I slow down because if it was
an extra hot I could do it in one sip
a whole Venti. We have to tell besties how you
get this extra hot feature? Remember we have you just
say extra hot and then they just make it matter. Yeah,
they that's it's almost a fee. It's a feature on

(01:09:38):
the app too. You just put an extra hot. Because
I don't understand people that get regular drinks without extra hot.
If you get tea, that's different because tea is always
like so hot because of the hot water. Um, but
regular lattes they would get room temperature within two minutes. Yeah,
So I don't understand. And people that just sip on
regular lattes all day, do you not have a problem

(01:09:59):
sipping on a room temperature drink. Noah, uh, well, ever
since you taught me about this life hack, I just
order it extra hot now. But before were you like, oh,
it's kind of gross now because it gets compecially immediately,
especially if you're picking it up. It's like like on
the counter for yes. And that's why I always order

(01:10:19):
them at exactly four minutes before I get there, because
it will always be like up within a minute of
what I get there, and it's not sitting there. Um,
And that's my cold drinks are always kind of advantageous.
But those I sucked down immediately, I mean like they
don't stand a chance. I can do them in one sip.
I could drink a vitamin water all day long, like
the complete cookie. No, I'm saying I could take one

(01:10:39):
bottle and it'll last me all day. What said you
had six? That was a joke. I was doing it
for the sipping on it. Yeah, So I'll well, I'll
do which is like people might anyone be like, aren't
you like starving to death? If the speed you eat
and the speed you drink, I don't know something's wrong.
But I drink some of it, and then sometimes I'll

(01:11:01):
drink like a quarter of my vitamin water and I'll
put it back in the fridge. Oh my god. Yeah,
people find that to be insane. Yeah, it really is.
And then I'll have a half of vitamin water later.
It just like it's like, oh, I can have some
more of this later now. No, I've never understood people
that can like save leftovers for later or go, I'm
going to have this lunch. I'm feeling a little full.

(01:11:23):
I'll put it away and have the rest of it
for dinner. Yeah. Yeah, whatever I'm doing, it's not working. No,
it's great. What do you mean, Well, it's not working.
I want to I don't feel good. But I don't
feel good. Oh no, never, but I do. What do
you feel like? Final thought? Why are you feeling bad?
What do you feel? Oh, it's somatic, let's do it totally.
I mean, it's psycho smatic, constant pains. But I do

(01:11:45):
save half of vitamin water and that makes it all.
Where are your pains everywhere? Really? Yeah? Run this morning? Yeah,
so I wanted to say that because it's raining. Yeah,
and so I went for a run this morning in
the rain. Because I go for a run in the
rain more often than I will on a normal day
because I feel like I'm getting something over on the

(01:12:06):
rest of the people in the world who refuse to
run in the ring because it's like psychotic to be
running in the rain. Yeah, it's dumb and slippery out there, Yeah,
where it's uncomfortable. But now I'm running and it's like, yeah,
I'm getting it done today, Whereas if it was a
sunny day, I'd just feel like I don't want to
go running. So you're doing it as a fuck you
and everyone driving by you being like, man, that guy's
actually doing it. I'm not doing a good job today.

(01:12:27):
You're trying to make people feel guilty. I'm more motivated
to do it when I get that. And you know what,
this is what so many people do on Instagram. No
one has ever been motivated by a workout you post
on Instagram, by the way, anyone posting your little workout
or like how much weight you've lost or some stupid achievement.
No one. You've never made someone feel good about. The

(01:12:50):
only person you're making feel good is you. No one's
ever been like, Wow, I'm gonna go move my body
today because you got in a bunch of reps of
what or dumb workout you're doing. It's solely to brag,
and it's solely to make other people feel less about themselves,
which is a great marketing tool for whatever business you're

(01:13:11):
trying to run. So you're doing the right thing, but
stop pretending motivation. Mondays that you're trying to motivate anyone
with your bullshit. You're not. You don't want anyone to
look like you. That's what makes you stand out from people.
And then they say, I know a lot of people
have been telling me that they were inspired to work
out because I yeah, because I posted this. They say

(01:13:34):
that I don't know if it's true or not. Well,
we all know that a lot of people in celebrities
speak is one yes, yes. A lot of people didn't
ask how my drinks are getting extra hot? One person did.
But it does become like people are asking, you know,
people always I always see people writing like a lot

(01:13:55):
of people asking where I'm gonna be this weekend? A
lot of people it's like one person DMJ at most,
and they probably weren't even asking that specifically of a question,
and you could have written them back. You don't need
to tell us all that a lot of people asking
and by the way, it's there are a lot of people,
not a lot of people asking. It's just like speak normally.

(01:14:20):
It's just like stop lying and saying a lot of
people are asking. No one's asking. A lot of people
are asking me, how'd you get so funny? But I
just don't understand what when I say a lot of
people ask. Sometimes there are things that a lot of
people ask about something, but I generally don't think. There
was a girl that we mocked so endlessly in my

(01:14:42):
girl's chat who posted about it's been three years since
the pandemic and these are all the things I've gotten
done in my life. And it was like, boom, boom boom.
Just a list started appearing of like I wrote a book,
I sold a book, I got I froze my eggs,
I literally I had a baby, I lost twenty pounds,

(01:15:02):
I ran a marathon, and like all this shit, and
it's like, who is this for? Yeah, who is that
going to make? First of all, we can't change the
last three years of our lives. So unless I've done
equally amounts of impressive things, this only makes me feel
bad about myself. Yeah, So the only reason this is
you're doing this. So when you see someone bragging like that,

(01:15:24):
please know that they are not trying to inspire you.
There is not a part of them at all that
is trying to inspire you. There are people on social
media that do try to inspire, and they do inspiring things,
but the people that post their workouts generally are not
trying to We're trying to sell you Alo that those
it's always Alo clothing. Yeah, you're always trying to sell

(01:15:45):
you Alo. Oh god, I've never seen one of those
videos without someone wearing Alo. Yes, yes, it's always Alo
clothing and it's always um I just have you, guys
ever felt motivated by someone bragging on Instagram? It ever
made you feel better about yourself? Well, it can make
you feel worse about yourself, Yeah, which then makes you
motivated that happened to you for working out? Yeah, to

(01:16:10):
close the app? Oh, it makes you motivated to close
the app, is what Noah said. But it doesn't it
makes me go deeper and go okay, let me go
deeper in her feed, tell that motivated you to create
your own picture of what you've done since the pandemic,
which was so funny. Yeah, so Carlyle, so I posted
this in the girl's shoud of like, who is this for? You? Guys?

(01:16:31):
Who do you think this girl posted this far other
than herself to just brag and um. So then Carlisle
made one of like all the things like it's been
three years since the shutdown, here's everything I got done.
And then mine was yeah, and so I made one.
Carlisle made one. I won't read Carlisle's just for anonymity's sake,
but mine was quite funks was like I've lost ten

(01:16:53):
thousand strands of hair. Yeah. Mine was really um, you know,
lastically like negative and exaggerated. Oh here it is, oh,
because so this is the picture oh no, that she
posted and it wasn't a picture. It was like her
moving around. So I'm not going to show it. But
she's just like brag brag, brag, brag all the way down.

(01:17:17):
And so we all did one. I said, it's been
three years since blackdown. In that time, I've farted in
public and someone heard it three times. I spent ninety
six thousand dollars on an apartment I never set foot in,
prayed to God to end my life sixteen hundred and
eleven times, burnt my leg with a curling iron and
now it's infected. One time learned four chords on the guitar,

(01:17:37):
spent fifteen thousand dollars on a book I never wrote,
dressed to go to the gym and never did it,
two hundred and three times said fuck you and hung
up on my mom and dad. Twice, eaten four hundred
protein bars in bed between the eyes of one am
and six am. Actually followed through on two out of
seventeen hundred and sixty six creative ideas. That has been
my three years of blockdown, and that I feel motivated.

(01:18:00):
I know that I can't even feel better when you
share things about yourself that are embarrassing and are real.
But sharing your your things that you've accomplished only make
people feel worse. And I wish people would stop doing
it so much. And if you need to brag, just
say I need to brag. I get in myself and
it feels good, like sometimes when I'm depressed, that's a

(01:18:20):
tool I use. Or I'll be like, what did you
accomplish today? And then I'll write it down for myself
and that feels great. But I'm not going to broadcast
it online like hey, dumb fucks at six am. So
I ran in the rain this morning, but I didn't
post about it. Yeah, I told you because I thought, no,

(01:18:42):
it was interesting. You can tell your friends you listen,
you can tell you You can brag and boast your
friends all you want. It's like when you're putting it
on your social media, I think that we all are
aware that we're all being poisoned by comparison, comparing ourselves
to other people. So we need to do our best
to bat that. And so when you post something that

(01:19:02):
is really braggy, make sure you like tell the truth
behind it, Like, yeah, that's the way to do it. Cool,
I don't I try when I post a really hot
picture of myself to let everyone know all the work
that went into it and like and to say I'm lucky.
These are things I'm lucky that happened. It's not because
I'm better than you. And it's like, I think that

(01:19:23):
people really do think they're better than other people. Yeah,
most of the time they don't really acknowledge that it's
just luck. Well, you have to post, you know, when
you're when you're trying to be in the public sphere,
you have to post your accomplishment all the time. Like
you always say, like the reason you get these getty
images is because you have to put a getty image
out there every once in a while too, Yes, to
make people know that you know, they're that you exist. Yeah, yeah,

(01:19:47):
you have to brag, so, like you know, I always
think about this because I mean, whenever I have something
that I'm like, oh, I want to post about this,
I don't know what to put in the caption to
not sound like either way, yes, like I'm bragging or
Hashtags are a good place to like, let some like
steam out, Yeah, where you can go like I hate
doing this hashtag this is obnoxious hashtag tons of makeup

(01:20:10):
hashtag it took a village hashtag We're all gonna die
hashtag Like I like to, like remind when you posted
that in your last Instagram post where you're taking pictures
on the red carpet. Oh yeah, and I said we're
all gonna die and we'll all be forgotten some day. Yes,
because it really did look like who does she think
she is posting this? I posted because not because I'm like,
look how hot I look. It's just interesting to see

(01:20:32):
what that kind of looks like from that angle. And
also it's I think it's good to post that so
that we know, like what you're up to. Yes, you
need to let me. It's part of my job. But
I'm not going to deny that. This is all really
obnoxious and it looks like I think I'm better than
people when I post this stuff. But I truly I

(01:20:52):
hope people know that I don't. There's a lot of
guys out there who are able to pull off just
being one hundred percent confident and uh, like I'm the
best and that's like and that works for them. Yeah,
Like there's there's famous guys who are just like I'm
the fucking best. Here's me on the red carpet being
the best, and everyone loves them for it. Huh. I

(01:21:13):
don't think I could pull that off. No, No, I
mean red carpets are so embarrassing because you have to
be like I look sweet and pose in a way
that's like I think I'm great and like put your
chin up and like it's you gotta just fake it
because but yeah, it does work when confidence is like
everything I've been attracted to, like some really disgusting people
because of confidence. Yeah, No, confidence is one is maybe

(01:21:37):
the most most import ever. Yeah, and it's not you
know what it's not. It's not necessarily confidence. It's just
being comfortable in your own skin and liking yourself. Yeah,
it's not like thinking you're better than people. It's just
being okay with you and not wanting more from other
like not wanting anything more, like not being jealous of

(01:21:58):
other people. Like if you can nail that and really
believe that and just be like, I like who I am.
You are set. There's nothing there's nothing more anyone should
wish for in life than that ability. But it is
so hard. Yeah, no, I always say that about Malala.
Yeah yeah, what do you mean? What do you always
saying about Maala? That she just like likes who she is? Yeah, yeah,

(01:22:20):
she kind of does. And Greta Thunberg Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
she also likes who she is. Yeah, and um, Lizzo, Yeah,
well Lizzo. I don't know, Lizzo. Sometimes I question, I go,
is this performative body acceptance? Because I think at some
point women, if you if you ever feel insecure about
your body, you can't tell anyone because then you're a
bad example for women. So if Lizzo were to have

(01:22:42):
a bad day, she's has to just fake it like
she loves herself, and I think she actually does. But
I think there are a lot of women that just
fake like they love themselves when they don't. And I
don't even think that's good for women. Be like, I'm
I had a rough day and she'll post about it. Yes, yeah, yeah,
that some really tough time. I love Lizzos so fucking much.
I think she is just a gift to the world,

(01:23:06):
and not just with her music. I really do think
she's just so inspirational, and yeah, I do believe she
really loves herself. All I want to know is who,
what did your parents do? Because if I ever be
a parent, I want my daughter to have Lizzo's love
for herself. But how do you do that? That comes
from parenting? Yeah? Yeah, Like I always was like, what

(01:23:26):
what did Lizzo's parents do? What did Taylor's Swift's parents do? Well,
that's what Adam Sandler's parents did. What did Adam sayes? Exactly?
That's it. That's it man. Okay, we gotta go. Thank
you for the shows this week. Everyone, We really got
to it. Um. I will be in Bethesda. Um is
that right? Bethesa bethela Yeah, Bethela in Pennsylvania next week.

(01:23:48):
Um Hampton, New Hampshire at the casino next week and
then off to um uh Tucson and one other place too.
I forget, but I'm on but David's maid, which I'm
going over to his place right now just shoot a
promo video. So, UM, I guess I gotta put on
the makeup or something. Um. Thank you guys so much
for listening to the podcast this week. Um, we'll be

(01:24:09):
I'll be back in Saint Louis next week and we'll
have a pod next week. Oh, no pod next week.
We're taking a break because we're done with season two
right something yeah, something like that. Okay, so season three
of the podcast will begin soon, but we will be
off next week. But don't you think we won't be back,
because we will. Love you guys so much. Thank you
for listening. Uh, don't Beka just be like Lizza.

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