Nikki and Brian are joined by Nikki's Boyfriend, Chris Convy, as they discuss the aftermath of The Roast of Tom Brady. Nikki discusses her moment of being all over social media and shows vulnerability about having overnight fame. Nikki discusses meeting comedy heroes at The Netflix brunch and Brian getting his invite reascended. Nikki plans future trips to Ohio and shares her story of her parents attending The Roast and how many cookies Nikki's mom fit in her bag. Final thought, thank goodness Julie found herself in the bathroom for a long time.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nicky Glaiser podcastser Hello here, I am welcome to
the show. It's the Nikki Glazer Podcast. We are in
a special studio in Los Angeles, California, which is where
I am because I did the roast of Tom Brady
last night. And I'm joined by obviously Brian Frangie. What's up, Brian? Yo?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Noah gave birth already and so yes, but I'm not
gonna say any detailed Why did I not send you
any pictures or anything?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I had no pictures.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, Noah's given birth. She's been a mom for a week.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Wow, congratulations Noah.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I guess I could say that. Noah, is that okay?
I guess you were hearing this and you can't stop
it if it's not okay because it's already out.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Why can't you give details?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Because I feel like that's like up to the mom
to give like name and age, sex, location.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What's the date of birth?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I think it was a week. It was a week
and a day ago or something. So and joined with us.
Also is my boyfriend. By popular demand back on the show.
People have been wondering when are you coming back. I'm
back the answer is now, Chris Gonvi everyone, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You won the pole.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, how are you guys? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
What's going on with us?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
What a dumb question? I mean last night.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Can you imagine if I was just like guys, well,
I guess some people do do that as the host
and say I'm I'm the talk of the town.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You're the talk.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Let's start with me.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You're the bell of the ball, toast of America, the
toast of America. And last night's single handedly saved comedy
is pretty much the Seriously, that's pretty much the general
consensus of the Internet is that last night saved comedy
because we've you know, we've had a lot of uh,
lackluster comedy over the last five years. This wasn't lacking fun,
I think, and last night was so fun.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
For the roast of Tom Brady, Yeah feeling Yeah, I'm tired.
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Because you did the roast. Nikki did the roast last
night at five, right, and then it was a three
hour show ended at eight, Yes, and then Nikki had
to be back up for hair and makeup at three thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I woke up and I took a shower for ten minutes,
and then I was get having people put.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Actually like the longest showery.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So she went on the so on the biggest television
show of the year, probably in the last decade really,
and then she went on Howard Stern the best.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, I was like on the was the season finale
of mash and then the The War of the World's broadcast. Yes,
those are essentially what those two were within within five
hours of each other. And you know it did end
at eight o'clock. Yeah, but then we went to an
after party, so we really got out at about ten thirty.
(02:50):
Home by eleven uh in bed by midnight, a sleep
by one thirty, awake by thirty two hours of sleep.
But you know, I'm going on adrenaline. I'm not like
actively tired. I feel like, do you ever like stay
up all night, like or you get one hour seat
or something. And the sun's so much brighter, yeah than
(03:12):
it would be if it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Was just normal pupils are dilated a metaphor.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, well that might be.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Actually the sun is brighter and there's less clouds in
the sky.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And people want self these with me.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I have one point one million followers, right see I
told you I got that point one. Bitches waiting for
that one.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Brian thought last night he was going to get one million.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
No, that's not what I meant, that's what That's not
what I said too.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I just I said, just remember these two letters and
numbers two M. And I didn't mean that you're gonna
get one million followers within twenty minutes of the roast ending.
But I do think that this is going to.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Start monitor throughout the show.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It's going to start your propulsion towards two am. Why
would you not have two am?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, well that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I thought was on the roast had to have more
than two Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well it is a steady at one point. I mean,
I've been at this is not something I pay attention to.
But when you are at a million followers, it's like
a big deal. When you make that leap from nine
to nine eight to nine nine nine, and then you
kind of look at it and you're like, I really
don't play attention to likes and numbers and look stuff
like that. I don't, And I know I brag about
that's the all the time. But I am bragging about
because it's very hard not to pay attention to that stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So I am brag a imagine it goes down to
nine nine nine disaster.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It did like when you go over to one, it
like goes back and forth a little bit because you're
dropp you're losing, especially because I like bragged, not bragged
about it, but I was just like one million or
whatever or other people noticed. Yeah, and so then people
deliberately unfollowed to get you down below to fuck with you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
They pull up Benedict, Yeah, what was that everyone? Benedict?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wait why because who cares about
any of this.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Because this is interesting? No, no, no, So when you're
at a million followers, you see it. And then so
I thought, okay, once you read a million, it's it's
like the point one's down the barrel, it's coming. I was,
I've been at a million for over a year. That's
a weird place to just It's not like I've been
(05:09):
craving that point one, but for some reason, it's You're like,
in the past couple of weeks, I've been like, what's
this point?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
When's this point?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You were like the Nelson Mandela of Instagram just waiting, yeah,
of one.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Million, Yeah, the Mandela fact, did he did he die?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Actually?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, one Mandela, I am you're going to
be to Mandela with the God.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You're going to add Winn Mandela my God to.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Double my followers. That would be amazing. But yeah, so
what point up? Point one? Last night from the Roast,
which so many people watched. Yes, they don't release their numbers,
but I've never done anything.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
They're going to release them. They're going to be so
proud of this. They're going to release them. I guarantee.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
They said.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
They said it was a bigger audience than even the
Chris Rock thing, and the Chris Rock thing is what
propelled them to be like, we're in on live. This
live thing is important. Yeah, so that was the inspire
for this. It was the biggest show. I mean, I
think it's one of the biggest shows of the decade.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Everyone I know watched it. I looked at my phone
after I got done with the Roast, and I probably
waited a half hour before I looked at my phone
because the camera's on you. I didn't want it to
cut to me and then have it at me looking
at my phone. But at that point it was like
they were doing something in the audience, and I was like,
let me just look at it to see in my
text messages were eighty one, which I and I'm not
(06:24):
someone who just like piles them up.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's like that's eighty one freshies.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, freshies.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
And this is the tip of the iceberg because apparently
only ten percent of the audience watches live. Now this
show is probably more than that, right, which means there's
a ton more people that are about to watch the
total number.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Only ten percent of that number watch live, and then
the ninety percent watch later.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
And the Internet's going crazy right now. You are the
consensus number one pick of the draft of the roast.
Everyone's saying you were the best, You're the goat, and
you went trending number one worldwide on Twitter. You're going
viral on TikTok. Your entire set is on TikTok right
now going viral.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Can I ask, like, I'm not trying to be like
like I'm not why why is that happening? I mean,
I understand I had like amazing jokes. It was so
yeah Jesus Christ, right table, what do you factor that
made it?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Like?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Because I've never done anything where it's like this emphatically like,
oh my god. I you know, I listened to clips
again today on Stern where I did it, and I
was like, oh, I see a lot of flaws here.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Of course, well you you got you have a like
this thing where you see flaws first, your flaws first
kind of gas. Yes, but can Brian and I set
the table just a little bit. Yeah, So you know,
Jeff went up and it was Kevin and Jeff and
they were both great. Jeff got a standing ovation just
for just for getting announced, right, so people, oh, yeah,
(07:56):
Jeff's great. And then you know, he finished and he
was amazing, and the drew Bledsoe went up and he
was amazing, and then Nikki went up. Didn't get a
standing ovation when you walked up, but you were the
only person that got a full room standing ovation when
you were finished the whole show. And I was waiting
the whole time, I was like, is anybody else going
to get this? Nobody else got it but you.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It was.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
It was extraordinary. It was electric in the building.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Oh my god, it was incredible watching it was incredible.
I felt like I was on coke. I wanted to
go fight someone. After I was I was running, I was.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Like Brian and I were sitting next to each other
and I was I felt like in his leg and.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It felt like it felt like two things.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
One, it felt like I was on like a sports
team and I was like on the sidelines watching someone
like hit the game winning three and we just won.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It felt like we won.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, And it felt like we were like we were
like on the team, but we were like on the bench.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I was holding the clipboard and I was just like.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
We felt like we were on the team and our
team just won the Super Bowl and you were the MVP.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
WHOA.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And then the second thing it felt like, which is
even more apropos is that that picture he posted on
the key pod uh Instagram. That felt like, for the
first time of my life, I felt like Jared McGuire
at the end of jeremcguire. You know when Jerre McGuire
hugs Cuba Gooding Junior after he gets catches that touchdown
and then gets knocked unconscious and you're like, oh my god,
and everything was on the line, and this that that
(09:16):
was I can't I've never.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Me show me the money.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, that's top Well, that's yes.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
From that for speed yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yes, yes, uh yeah yeah. These are all great phrases
from the movie. But no, it felt like that I
was human.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Head weighs eight pounds.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, that's you had. Wow. Yeah that's another one.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
You're right, there was so many catchphrases. That was one
of my favorite movies ever.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, talk about that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I am overwhelmed. I am overwhelmed right now, help you well,
there are so many good moments from that movie.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Who's coming with Me?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Was shaking the bag and that I still worry about
that fish to this day. Uh huh, I'm overwhelmed. Like
I like, let me just say, like from I've never
been on I've had a lot of big moments in
my life where I felt like the center of attention
and like wow, I did like I'm this is all
about me, you know, taping specials and and other roasts
(10:18):
where I've had like really good showings. But I've never
felt like Taylor Swift until last night, like I really
felt in this morning too, Like it's just like I
feel like she must feel after some and it's it's
not even after she releases an album. It's like after
she Emmy's announces, like like wins a thing. Or or
(10:39):
even like comes out as dating someone like I feel
und just like I feel like I I'm just like
I don't well, I don't want all this. I didn't
ask for that, Like, I don't know that I wanted this.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, here's the good news. It's not gonna last. That
everyone's talking about you right now. You're the talk of
the town.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's why I'm so down, because I don't I know no,
because this is I can't do it, dude. I was
just talking to my parents about this because we're having
issues with my niece and nephew about how they can't
handle birthdays because we have to buy all the kids
presents on their birthdays and they become so obsessed with
the presence that there's nothing before, like the presence need
(11:18):
to be open right away, and if they're not open
that we can't talk about anything else because they want
this dopamine of this present. And when I was a kid,
I used to not want to open presents ever because
I knew the crash that happens after you open a present,
and that I like the build, I like edging, I
like the goon and and to me, this is like
I was gooning being able to be like I'm doing
(11:40):
the roast. I mean, I didn't even goon that much
because I wasn't like bragging about it or posting about it. Really,
I talked about it a little bit when I could.
But now that it's I know that this is the
this is the biggest moment anyone could ever ask for
in their career, Like it doesn't get big. It literally
won't ever be this big for me. That even if
I host senl was telling Chris this, like even like
my dreams come true, I host ess. Now it's not
(12:02):
like no one is. And I don't even like that
it's competitive like this or someone saying like you want
it you had the best one, because I honestly think
it's there were it was many factors contributing to me
being the best that if someone else had been in
my slot, that was a very perfect time opportunity to
do it, and all.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
These other things. You had a great slot.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I do, and I did, and I will always and
you've said it before, never again, say it every night,
But I do feel that I'm scared when I'm not
scared when it goes away, but it'll be fine when
it goes away because I'm not letting it in too much,
but it is really I don't think so much because
I would be never for us.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You very rarely celebrate your wins. She's a flaws first gal.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Wait, Anya Graham, what number three? Three?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yes, it means I'm always striving for achievement and I
can't well. I had so much help on this roast.
I feel like like everyone does that does a roast
that you you know, work with other people and you
pour over it. I mean Chris and Brian and a
slew of other people were coming out with me to
every show and we were doing notes afterwards, and it
(13:08):
felt like a collaborative thing. So it feels really nice,
but it's like I just feel like it's and it's
a lot of pressure too, because it's I know, even
what it's like to be someone who's nosed for roasting,
not on even this level, but before this was known
for roasting, and what people expect of you when you
go do things and like, all right, come come out
(13:29):
with us, give us the jokes, roast us, and it's
like I can't perform at that level, Like people don't
understand that took weeks to come up with that, Like
even my friend who knows very much about the industry,
was like, this just comes so naturally to you. Yeah,
he was like, it feels like you could just do
this in your sleep, and I'm like, no, I do
this without sleep. It took weeks of no sleep to
(13:51):
do this, not in my sleep at all. This was
an extreme effort.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But that's like, I feel like that's even more of
a reason to celebrate because you work so hard for
this that you do deserve it. It's not like it
was an accident. It was not like something that just
happened by chance that you got lucky. Like you put
in you knew what you had to do because you've
done the rose before. Yeah, you put in the work
and you smash it. What you did, what you did
and what Tony did were like, oh, this is the
(14:18):
pinnacle of what this art form is, right, you know,
like you reached that pinnacle and it was I mean
it was magnificent to watch. It was as magnificent to
watch as like a beautiful play in football or like
an alley loup, Like it's one of these things that's
just like there was magic in that last night. Thank you,
and a lot of people were.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
There you're going to say it was like it was
like watching a beautiful play, like like The Nutcracker or like.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
No, there's a lot of grace in those Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I was like, oh my god, it was like theatrical
like it was like a Broadway show performance. No, that
means so much to me. I mean obviously like being
in the in a realm of being on stage with
other athletes, like it felt like an athletic endeavor. It
felt like a just because of the competitive nature of
it as well, felt felt like yeah winning.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
It's one of those rare instances where comedy is competitive.
It's like, uh, if you're on Last Comic Standing, which
you also did, Yes, roasts are always you're always going
to be compared to the other people, Whereas if it
was just like a comedy showcase. Yeah, there's like people
in their heads make like, oh that was my favorite,
but it's not like that was the winner.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And in a roast, even if you're not a.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Roast battle, even just a roast, people are saying, there's
on Twitter, it's just rankings, yes, and Nicky's.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Always on top.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well, that's really nice.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Ninety nine point nine percent of the time, that's nice.
Sometimes it wople, say Bill Belicher.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
But I got to say that even that point, I'm
I'm I'm I didn't realize. I mean, I know that
I'm highly competitive, There's no question about like it just
based on what I've heard from other people telling me
when we play games or when we just that I'm competitive,
I don't. It's it's a quality about myself I didn't
know I had, but I absolutely am because of the
(16:00):
nature like I could not have. I would not be
okay with being not like if someone else was being
talked about the way I'm talking being talked about. That's
why I was just like, I don't want to talk
about me being the best because I am thinking about
everyone else on the thing, and I'm like, I would
not be able to handle not being considered being the
best or being in that conversation. And I think it's
(16:21):
I don't really even believe when people are saying it
to me, But I am like haunted by if I
was not considered like I wouldn't be able to get
out of bed.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
And the pressure was on you know you were Anyone
who knows Nicki Glazer knows that you were expected to
be one of the leading candidates to win this. And
so I think one of the best things that you
did was two months ago you recognized this event, I
think is a big deal, which is not easy to
recognize sometimes you go into things like this, and I mean,
(16:52):
I think there's a couple of people who didn't realize that, like,
oh my god, this is at the.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
World watch the world's watching entire world.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I imagine if you didn't realize that, and like and
you showed up having done like maybe a week of
prep or something, and you were like, wait a second,
I think I fucked up. Because it really takes in
order to craft a set that's that tight, that's that perfectly,
that's to be able to execute it like that, it
requires and we worked that.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Much effort fucking wire. We worked down to the very
last second there was and.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
We cut some jokes we cut that needed to be cut.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, definitely, And yeah, in the end, like the craftsmanship
of this is so intricate. I would never have even
assumed it myself. When it comes to just considering, Okay,
how hard how hard is everyone? First of all, how
hard is everyone going to go? We have no clue?
We literally have no clue, because no one's telling me.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Anything about siloed. So when they do these roasts, they
don't tell each other any of the jokes.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
You don't get to unless you get like a spy
that's seeing someone run their set, and then you get
some information. And sometimes the information is wrong, and we got.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Unlike the Patriots. I do not like to spy. I
don't like to cheat.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
But we did get false information too.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
No, I think it wasn't false. I think it was
just he was running, people were running.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
We have to go to break, So we'll cover that
in a second. But I do like to say, like
I said this before, like I don't when I was
talking about when I'm learning about the Patriots and like
spygate and to flat gate and all these things that
they got kind of caught doing some shifty stuff, I'm like,
how can Why would you want to win knowing that
you cheated?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
How would you?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Why would that? Because but then Chris told me, because
they want to win and they'll do anything to win, not.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Really cheating, And it's like remember the same wait, show
me the.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Money when win at any cost. If you ain't cheating,
you don't want to win.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
If you ain't cheating, you're not winning, do you know it?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
You have me at hello.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
If you ain't cheating, if you ain't cheating, you ain't
trying exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And I think that is such bullshit. But that is
oh my goodness. We're going to go to break and
figure out what's going on. That's Michael. We'll come back
and we'll talk more about the roses when we get back.
All right, we're back. If you're watching video, We're in
this beautiful studio in Los Angeles and my makeup is
perfect because I had it done at three thirty in
the morning for Howard Stern.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
It's extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It really is well done. It's like, thank you so
much to Veronica for nailing it and I we were
talking about winning.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
So I want to give some shout outs to people
who gave you shout outs at the roast because I
think that was nice to see. Also, first thing was
Kevin Hart hosted the roast. He was incredible. I can't believe.
I can't imagine a better person to host this thing.
It was like he had heartfelt moments. He made Bill
Belichick and Robert Kraft bury the hatchet, which was incredible.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Who else could pull that off?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
At that point in the show, I was like so tired,
and I was like, do we have to do this? Now?
We have to find alcohol to put in these shots
because there's none. Like I was just like, oh, I
don't want to do this, and then I was like,
wait a second, this is insane that this is happening,
and they kind of both don't want to do it.
But it's like a major moment. It was awesome.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
There were so many moments, and this was really must
see TV. Netflix has just asserted its dominance over media
with this event. I can't imagine being one of the
other streamers and looking at this and being like, what
the fuck do we do now? Because this was absolutely
a colossal success. Anyway, Kevin Hart, after your set, he
(20:29):
had a great set, and after your set, it's all
on film. We all got it, he says. I don't
know if you're watching this live. I don't know if
you're seeing this, but that is a standing ovation and
that's what you got. And you didn't get a standing
ovation when you came out like other people did.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You earned their love.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
You earned it.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's never happened to me before in my life. I mean,
there's been shows where I've done really well, and some
people have stood and others just stood to kind of
like be polite because they have to go to the
bathroom or something, they eventually have to stand.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Did you feel it in the moment. Did you see it? No?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I it was so embarrassed. It's just I know this
sounds like I'm trying to be like humble, like sweet,
but I just when things go too well, I just
want to go crawl in a hole. And so after
it happened, I was like, I was embarrassed because I
kind of knew it was I nailed it, and I
just wanted to like go be I just wanted to sit,
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and I wanted the show to move on, and I
wanted to process it and look. And then I didn't
want to look at the crowd because I thought I
don't ever like to like try to get something out
of people. And I thought if I looked at the crowd,
they're gonna think I want it or something. So I
just didn't want to look. And then when they stood,
when he said it was the only reason I knew
what was happening, and then I was just like, oh
my god. And then I felt like him saying it
maybe they're doing it now, because he said that they're
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doing it, like I was, just like, we couldn't.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Help it being a generous host.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That was so cool, love show.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Awesome of him. He did not need to do that
to me. It's what I was saying. It's what I've
been saying forever about YouTube comments. It tells you how
to feel about something, so you can like some thing
that you watch on YouTube, but if something underneath has
two thousand likes or it's it's you know, a reputable
like someone well known writes under like goat status or
like best thing I've ever seen you like someone you respect,
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you suddenly like the video more. You can't help it.
It's subliminal. And that is what he did. Like even
if you don't like Kevin Art, someone saying that was
I just want you to know that's the art form
of roasting whatever he said, like, that's the that what
she just did was like it.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It was correct.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
And so afterwards I went up to him and was like,
I know exactly what you did for me tonight, and
you didn't have to do that, And I go, people
are gonna say I had the roast. The set of
the roast and they're going, they don't know why they're
saying that, but a big part of why they're saying
is that because you said it without saying it, and
you doubled down, and he said to me, he whispered
in my ear. He like pulled over, you know the guy,
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the Robbie from Netflix who booked me on the show.
And then he pulled over Ted Sarando's the president of Netflix,
and he's like.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Those are the two guys that are most responsible for
this festival and comedy on Netflix, and.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And he like had us all together and he's like,
I don't need you know, I'm I forget whether he
said this to me or to them, but he said
because he was whispering in my ear for a minute,
and I was just like it was the same feeling,
Like it was just like crazy to have Kevin Hart's
like I'm like, Kevin Hart's the most famous person arb
ever and I only get to hear that no one
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else will ever hear. What I'm hearing right now is
just for me. Like even if we're talking conversation, other
people could get involved, Like this is just private between us.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
It was like the d m of uh talking famous im.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, a private snaptot and one of those disappearing snaptats
of talking. But he said to me, and now I'm
I'm I'm you know, ruining it by telling everyone, but
not even no. He told me that he's famous enough.
He's like, I'm I'm not going to get any bigger.
I have to use this to now lift uplift others.
So he knew what he was doing, and he did
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it throughout the show, commenting on other people's making sure
they had their moment, like celebrating after the fact, man,
that and that joke you just told, repeating people's jokes.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, he was so good.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
He was so good. He was just so in the
moment and really made it his own. And he's just
so like easy to watch, you know, he's just in control,
Like you know, there's nothing can go wrong when Kevin.
Nothing's gonna get if it gets awkward, Kevin will get
us out of it.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
He's flawed.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
He's writing this plane in in any kind of wet storm.
He's the guy you want at the helm.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Absolutely so funny. I can't.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
And then he built in fuck you, Tom Brady. Perfect
thing to go back to when anything anything tanks or
like anything doesn't go the way he wants to fuck
you Tom.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
And then Tom Brady calls it back.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I think that was intent, you know, it's part of
his intent, like to give other people. Really he is
absolutely should.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Feel I feel like he deserves the Market Award for
Comedy Excellence, which is what Chris Convey My Boyfriend produced,
which is going to be airing May eleventh on Netflix,
which is what you should watch after you watch my
special May eleventh on HBO. Someday You'll Die. It's this Saturday, everyone,
I hope you tune in Someday You'll Die live on
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HBO this Saturday.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Sorry, So that's on HBO.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Saturday on HBO on May eleventh.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It's so good. I can't wait for the best sies
to see the special. I think, yeah, so good. You're
You're so funny, You're so dynamic, you look incredible. It's like,
I'm so I'm so proud of it for you, Thank
you well. It again.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
It was like a group effort. It's so fun to
work on these things with my best friends.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
But everything is a group effort. That's one thing that Nikki,
like Taylor Swift works with that guy jack Antonov. I
know that helped make incredible things.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's why she brings him on stage of the Grammys
and like shouts them out.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
So like Tim Robinson works with Zach Cannon.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yes, yes, was Zach Cannon. And you kind of look like.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I look like Cannon boy.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I hope that's a burned a cannon.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Jerry seinfelt words with David.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
People say I sometimes act like Larry David you yes
a lot.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
When I see you do stand up, I'm just like,
this is a young Larry David. And it's not It's
not an imitation by any means, no, no, thoroughly yourself,
but it's I love your stand up, your stand up.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
But I want to hear what happened in a circle
with Ted Sarandos and Kevin. Was it just the whisper
that you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
There were other things said, but I feel like that
is something I don't want to It was just it's
just more bragging more like well, just all the nice
things that could be said or said to me last
night by literally everyone. I mean, I just went to lunch,
I went to breakfast with my parents. What did Dave
Chappelle say to you again, Nikki, what did that person?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What did Caroline Wrie text to you? What did what
did Bethany Frankle just text you? What did Chelsea Handler
send to you? What did Sarah Silverman send you? I mean,
like literally, Chelsea Handler dammed me, Sarah Schulman meat, And
like every time I refresh my DMS, it's like fourteen
blue check marks of people I've never even who's I
didn't even know, who knew me, are writing like paragraphs
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to me about amazing. It's there's nothing like this. It's
it's I feel like I'm gonna I really feel like
I'm in like I've died. I'm not even joking. It's
like it's because I've done the roast before, but then
they take like a month to air, and like even
the Alec Baldwin Rose that would really change my life
because it just it started going viral on Twitter during
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COVID or maybe like right before COVID, but it aired
like it aired probably three months before it caught wind,
like it was a big deal when it aired, and people,
I got a lot of you know, uh accolades for it.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You got a lot of like whispers, I.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Got a lot of I've got on Instagram, yes, but
I didn't. But then I remember Rob mclaney from Always Sonny,
from Welcome to Wrexham exactly, and it's Always Sonny and
Wrexham the.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Premiering May second on Hulu.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
He like retweeted it and then I think it it
just caught fire and then it was like all of
a sudden, I had some point once happening and I go,
what's going on? And then I realized I wasn't on
Twitter at the time a lot, and I'm still not.
But but this is like that time's a thousand.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
How many roasts have you done? That was my fourth?
And so and so? Who have you done?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Rob Low, Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, Tom Brady?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
And do you remember the first time that you that
they asked you to do the first roast? Were you
like shocked? Were you like, oh, I was hoping this
would come.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I think it was like during Not Safe, So when
I had the show on Comedy Central with you guys,
and and I think at that point I had Jeff
Ross had to show the burn that was on and
I think it was not on anymore at that time,
but I had done that show and Gary Mann at
Comedy Central who was a fan of mine from seeing
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me at a festival like this is how things happen.
He was at a festival where I opened for Schumer
I killed. He was like became a huge fan of mine,
started kind of following and being like, I really like you.
He was the one that was like, you know, working
at Comedy Central when I was when the Burn was on,
and booked me on that and then I had a
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really good showing on that. It was Ralphie May and
al Madrigal, and I was like, I had some joke
about al Madrigal. I oh, I al Madrigal. I wanted
to smoke some weed with him once and so I
asked for his papers and he sprinted off. It was
something about asking for it was some joke about that.
(29:49):
I remember there's some joke about Ralphie not being able
to watch the middle of his back, you know, just
classic fat jokes and yes, rested peace Ralphie May and
I I remember being like having a little bit of uh.
People go oh, that was like a really good showing
for just that show. And then I think after that,
(30:10):
I think it was just the right timing where it
was like Whitney was not wanting to do them anymore,
Amy was not wanting to do them anymore. There was
Sarah was probably not too much. It was like there
was a space for it.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
But I remember the first the first one I did,
I was you know, I knew I was like maybe
a consideration, but it was about who who's gonna say no?
And then we'll ask her and then this was And
it always kind of felt that way with Comedy Central
because it was always like I would know about a
roast happening, I would hear other people getting booked on it,
and I would be bugging my manager, when when are
we gonna get the yes? When's it gonna happen? And
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then would finally come through. I think the Alec bald
One one maybe was a little bit earlier asque than usual,
and it felt like, okay, this is my third is
of course they're going to have me. Oh Natasha la
Jera of course also so someone who would.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Like she's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
She's one of the best gotcha ever ever. I watched
so like I watched all of hers to get ready
for the so I watched a lot of people's to
get ready for this. That's what really got me in
the really inspired. Yeah, but this one came about I
got the call. I got the text when I was
with my mom and my kitchen. You were oft of town, Chris,
and because I remember when I told you we were
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when you got at the call, I.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Was in my apartment. I think I was no.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I think I was, Oh, I know what we were doing.
I was. I think it was we were working on
this special something. It was I was on something with you,
and I was I think you were on a.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Zoom with me.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
And I think I told you on the zoom.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Maybe I just got asked. Yeah, it was maybe later
in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I saw you before I saw Chris because I wanted
to tell Chris in person, But I think I might
have told you. I forget how it happened, but I
remember it was with my mom, and it was so
in advanced that I got in advance compared to the
other ones. It was before we even went to Australia.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh yeah, I mean I knew, I knew when when
they when when you said you got I was like,
this is Tom Brady. I mean it's I think it's
the biggest star that's ever been well. I, yeah, I
found out he was.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I think it was announced he was doing a roast
in maybe November or December, like it was like a
while ago, and I instantly wrote and I was saying, like,
I don't want to do a roast again. I don't
want to get called old. I don't want to get
called ugly. I don't want to like, I'm not going
to do it again to myself because it just really
killed me the last couple of times, not just about
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that stuff, but about just the work it took, and
feeling so anxious and like crying the nights before and
feeling like I was my life was falling apart, and
just really too much anxiety, too much pressure. Couldn't didn't
want to do it again, really saying that to myself
when they didn't ask, so that I wouldn't feel bad,
right right or so so. But then when it was announced,
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I instantly wrote Robbie at Netflix and I said I
would like to or I wrote to my agent or
manager and said I want to do this roast and
he said, we're on it. We're already on it. And
then I wrote personally to Robbie. I think Robbie wrote
me about something else and I was like, hey, I
want this roast of Tom Brady and he was like
I think he said, I'm you know, we're we're in
talks with Tom and I told him, I said, I
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don't know. I was just in a mood that day.
You know, like how you can just like one day
just have Marlon.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Brando, what's that you can just like you're just unstoppable.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I just like had the right amount of caffeine, sleep, sunshine,
Vitamin D like whatever going on. Yep, spray tan was
like just popping off that day. My car wasn't smelling weird.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
It was like the right breeze, the right exact time
of moment. And I got that text on Robbie and
I said, tell Tom Brady. He was because he was like,
you know, I'm going to talk to him about and
he's choosing essentially, And I said, tell him that I'm
the Tom Brady of roasting, and that a Tom Brady
roast would not be a Tom Brady roast without the
Tom Brady of roasting. Oh, he would love that, And
I said I will because what I knew about him
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at that moment in that time was that he works
hard and he's the greatest and and I honestly don't
didn't believe this about myself. I think really like, I
think there's other people that are better roasters than me
in the history of roasting. But at the time I
was thinking, I just got to get this.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Well, the cool thing about you doing that is that
the story of Tom meeting Richard Kraft, the owner of
the Patriots, for the first time, the first time he
ever met Richard Craft. He says, I'm the best decision
this franchise has ever made.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yes, And so he would love something like that.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, I felt like he would. And you're appealing to
his like to him even last night after I after
the roast, I ran into him in the hallway because
I didn't meet him before the roast. I only literally
interacted him when.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I ran into him, and they immediately slid.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
You were dying to get that.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
But on the way like he was, he didn't go
to the after party, and he was on his way
out like he had his like he was packed up
and ready to go walking out, And I walked by
him and I was just like Tom, and I wasn't
going to say anything because it was enough just to
like hug him afterwards, and he said, great job, thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Funny film that I was right there when it happened to.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Someone has footage of it on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh great.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, it was like behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah no, no, no, you're talking about that moment I
was talking about right after I hugged him on the day.
That's why I was joking.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
It's funny because.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
No, my girls chat is popping off to day because
Carlisle was the audience. She's like, why didn't I take
more pictures? Why didn't I take more footage? I'm like,
it's it's all documented. But it was very sweet.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
It was like that Luis k joke when he's like
when you see the flashes of all the cameras and
the Super Bowl and it's like, yeah, like your camera
lights on your phone little is illuminating the stadium.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
So backstage, when I walked by him, I just said, uh,
thank you so much, and he was like, you did
a great job. You did a great job. He said
good lie luck to you, which made me feel like
we'll never meet again.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
And wow, maybe because the last your last statement was yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
It was like essentially yeah, yeah, and it was good
luck with trying to pursue that. But I said, and
obviously I said, and you were amazing you, Tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
The ship out of that.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I like, I literally used it as a like. I
was like, you just completely Tom Brady, that of course
you did. And uh but I but that is what
he did.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, no, he did.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
He was great and I knew he would. As you
were walking down the hallway, I overheard him being like,
she was so funny to people.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, and my right behind me were my parents when
this interaction happened, and my mom had a couple too
many and had the balls to go, I'm Nicky's mom
and shook his hand. My dad, I'm Nicky's dad, and
that that was unnecessary, but you know what, why not.
He did give them a nice and said she did
very well. Speaking of your mom, I mean, I can't
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believe my parents met Tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I mean, that is ridiculous. They don't. They don't deserve that.
And you did such a great job that they were
like bragging to him about you. They weren't in awe
of him. They were like, that's.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Mine totally, because they're not even they don't even understand
stand what he is, you know, like they get it,
but they don't really get it. So to them.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, I was hanging with your mom and dad at
the after party for a little while. Dude, your mom
was a little loose, but go ahead, she was just
she was loose and spouting off exclusively about how proud
she was of you. Yes, it was exclusively. I'm so
proud of my daughter. Can you believe I'm her mom?
(37:43):
Like it was just so wonderful, that's so cute. Everyone
was saying how cute she was yet bailed out of a.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
What could have been a rough moment. I loved the
Chappelle moment.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
What happened there.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
It was so funny. So, you know, obviously missus Glazer
was having the time of her life, like bragging about
Nikki to anybody she tried to cut her off, and
like having fun and just like having this great time.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I'm just like mom, Yeah, she know, she had a
couple two She got a little overserved because she was
nervous for me. And then when my mom gets overserved,
she gets like she has no filter and has to
comment on everything and kind of is one of those
people that sometimes you can feel like, I mean, maybe
(38:23):
I'm projecting because I used to be this kind of person,
but I felt like you trap people in a conversation
and they kind of are like okay, and not like
I just was very concerned with who she was talking
to and what she was saying to them, because she
can sometimes be insulting because she so the things she
like most of us. Like let's say i'm talking to
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you were on the roast, Chris, and I'm Nikki's mom.
I would just say, A sober person would go, you
were amazing last night, thinking in my head, my daughter
did better than you, but I'm not going to say that,
but you were. I'm going to focus on all the
things you did well. But because my mom's drunk mind
is saying, don't say that my daughter was better, and
it's and I don't think that Nikki was that better.
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Everyone's saying Nikki's better than you. You were amazing too.
She has to say the thing that share her said.
Her mind is telling her not to say. And so
there was a lot of that happening last night where
it was just like I had to just tap her
around different people of like, let's calm down with the
and I heard this person say you were the best,
and I'm like, but there another person that's on the
roast is right next to us, Like I was just
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so aware of that because if I were another person,
I mean, other people aren't like me and they can
handle not being the best and they're fine with it.
I can't imagine that, even though I'm often not the best,
and it's that's why my life's so hard. I can't
handle it. So last night we get back from the grid.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
I've almost been exclusively in that other person's position, where
someone next to me is being told they're the best,
and so I can relate to those guys.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
I can relate to them too, And that's why I don't.
When I go to the bathroom after a show, I
go no, no, no no, and I close my ears
because I don't want to hear anyone complimenting anyone else,
Like I protect myself from any kind of I mute
people on Instagram that are killing it like I can't.
I know it's pathetic. I can't really handle even though
I know I'm not the best, even when I am
the best, I can't admit I am, so I'm never
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winning in my life ever ever, So it's pathetic. I'm
sorry to admit it. And I know people are gonna
judge me and say, like, that's really pathetic of her.
I don't know why my mind is that way. I
can't help, but don't get mad at me.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Even that is like people are gonna say, I'm pathetic, but.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
They will then well, like why does she always have
to be the best? Nikki always thinks like even when
she is the best, it's not good enough, and then
she wants to be the best, and she can't even
celebrate other people. She has to mute other people because
she's so desperate for attention, and lif like.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Celebrate other people. You do great celebrating other people.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I do, but it's really hard for it. It would
have been really hard for me to be not considered
the best last night and and but generally the other
rows I've done there haven't been like these like you
are the like there are one these there are moments
of that.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
And what I said came true. What I said the
night before outside the laugh Factory after your last set,
And it wasn't the night before, yes, it was the
night before, after the laugh Factor. I said this is
going to solidify you as the best roaster that is alive,
and there there will not It will not.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Be peace nor McDonald and gregs are in the future.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
In the future, there cannot be a roast without Nicky Glazer.
If your Nicky's not there, then it's not even a roast.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
That's so nice. That's what I really wanted, was just
like I just want to invite to the next one,
and I think I have one.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
If you're not there, it's not a roast.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
It's like how they can forget by the next time.
You you don't understand, like tould, they can convince they
can forget by the next time five years. It was
five years since the last one and where I killed
And it was not a it was not a non
negotiable that.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Would be You made a really good point earlier. This
was this was live, so you used to do the
roast and they would they would happen and everybody'd be
like that was great.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
And it would be public. There was a lot people
talking about it. The next day, there's a lot of
publications about it, like rumors about what's it going to
be like this?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Who was there?
Speaker 3 (42:05):
And then and then they go into an edit and
they make everybody look as good as possible, you know they.
I know the guy who edits it. He's a brilliant
man and he does things that make everybody look like
they just crush. Yes, And this was really interesting because
not only were the people who are you know, like
the people who choose these things, were in the room
and experience it live, the reaction was happening live as well.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Another brilliant stroke by Netflix. Yeah, to make this live.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Well, you know what.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Who had the best joke about it? Jeff had said
that it was God. I fucking love Jeff Ross's set.
I really like I thought he he got back to
the couch and I said, I think that's I'm gonna
I'm I'm nicky. If you're listening to this in the
future and you're preparing for roast, go watch Jeff Ross's
roast set from the Tom Brady Roast. Don't forget that
you said, watch that again, because that was fucking masterful.
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It was. There were so many and you there was
so much show that happened after him that he's getting
eclipsed and being talked. I have to say, but he
he really had insane But he had this joke about
saying it was like this is a Boston night. He
was like something about it being like a night like
this classic Boston. There, it's gonna be a marathon and
someone's gonna bomb was.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
He also has a mastery of the space and the room.
The way he's playing with all the people on stage
in the entire room.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Oh, he's so fun.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
He's I mean, tom Brady had that nine to eleven joke.
I mean that was also shocking. Okay, how edgy tom
Brady was. Just seeing Tom Brady say fuck you Jets
then give the crowd the middle finger.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
It's insane.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
There was some wild moments last night that I was
even like, I can't believe people went there. We're gonna
talk about it when we get back from break, and
we're also going to talk about why we are so
glad my mom went to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
At one point in the evening. When we get back
and we're back, let's quickly, let's just close the loop.
Let's close the loop on.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yes, So I met the party and my mom and
Chappelle comes up. Chappelle's just there. I didn't even see that.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
He's at every single cool event that exists in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
He's always there.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
He's so cool. I mean, he's let's be honest, he's
the key, is the goat.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Yes, he's the Goat, and he's the king of Hollywood.
He is the coolest person.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Alive and he absolutely is and so kind. And I've
you know, I've run into him over the years. In fact,
I did. We you know, I remember every moment I've
ever even crossed paths with him. But we had like
he was really nice to me at this brunch at
the Comedy Seller one day when he didn't need to
be and was just listening to me and asking me
(44:37):
follow up questions and just I just felt like, man,
that was special. That's all I've ever needed from him.
And then I did the Tonight Show on Zoom in
twenty twenty one, Wow, And I was the second guest.
He was the first guest, and he wasn't He didn't
need to stay. When you get off of Zoom, Like
when you're on a show, even when you're there in person,
a lot of times, the first guest literally leaves. This
isn't like the Graham Norton show. Everyone stays on the couch,
(44:59):
and certainly when it's on zoom. He stayed on the
zoom through for the for the second for the rest
of the show and watched my set. That's amazing and
told someone to tell me what a great job I did,
and like, watched my interview. It's not like I did,
it's comedy, said, he just watched my interview and so
I've always loved him since then. And then last night,
(45:21):
I oh, And then no, we were at Ted Sarandos's
house at a brunch on Saturday, two days before the roast,
just two days ago. Even though a week we're at
Ted Sarandos's house with literally comedy, with all of comedy,
every single person in comedy.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
It was extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
You were supposed to go, Brian, because you were going
to be Tim Dillanon's post one, but Tim Dillon had
to go to New York last minute and so wasn't
able to go. And and because Tim Dillon pulled out
of the event and Brian had been already approved to
be a plus one, Brian got an email from who.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
From an assistant of somebody that said you are no
longer attending period of.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Email, and Chris and I were dissecting that, being like,
why would they meet.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Why why is all the wood?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
So I mean, but we get it because there are
people that would still go in this business and would
like try to find a way in. But I was
a plus one and like sneak in somehow. Of course
you're not take their risks, so we would have loved it.
But we go to this event and every literally everyone
(46:27):
in comedy is there. We take a group picture at
one point with like a hundred comedians and we're all
lined up in ten Surranders is like you know indoor
pool area, like you know, like when all the buildings
like a.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Courtyard, classic courtyard.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Yeah, and we all lined up and they have risers
for us like high school. And I made the joke
to my section of people, like because there were some
people that are being really loud in the front and
like we need the attention, and they were like laying
across everyone and joking. And then there were people and
then there were people like me and others that were
just like on the side kind of like I don't
I don't need to billy be in this and I'll
(47:04):
just have like the side of my head. I don't
even know. They'll be fine if they can see a
little tuft of hair. I don't care. And I've said,
if you just snapped your fingers and put us all
in high school, we would be in the exact same spots,
all of us, because it's like we they felt so
high school. Yeah, and then Mosha, I guess in his section.
I heard about it later from other peoples. Botha cash
(47:26):
or made the joke that if they mowed us all down,
they were like. He was like, maybe they brought us
here to just murder us all and they're just gonna
do a reset on comedy. They need to just like press,
you know, press them when the computer's not working anymore.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Just shut it.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I'll hold it down, cause a harsh restart. So then
when I was walking away from that, we've took the
photos and we were walking out, then Chappelle came up
to me and was like the brunch, Yes, I watched
what you do. I've watched you the year's big fan
of what you do. Things like that. I mean I
really blacked it out because I couldn't function with him talking. Yeah,
(48:08):
And I was getting ready to talk to Bo Burnham.
I was getting ready to like I love you, you know,
like because there was a little bit of like, but
I felt like Bo was like giving me an inn
because we've never met before, but obviously we're aware of
each other. We should know each other, and I'm obviously
huge Bo Burnham fan. So I was about to go like, hey, Bo,
and then Chappelle was like, all of a sudden, he
was just there. I didn't even know he was at
(48:29):
the thing.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yet that gives everybody an idea of what this party was, Like,
NICKI was going to talk to Bo and.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Chappelle was right there, yes, and then yeah, and I
was like John Stewart, hold my purse, and so it
was just everyone was there. But Chappelle stopped and said
some stuff, and I just was like, I just said
that means more to me than anything that's ever meant
things to me. Like I just said some but I
was just like, think you just like a.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Bow Taylor Swift lyrics.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
I mean I was I'm trying to think of what
would be the perfect one. I love her. I sang
lover to him, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
I'll go where you go, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
And then last night I had that moment and he
came up to me again at the party last night
and said I'd said it to you yesterday. I want
to say it again. Great job tonight. I watch every
I watch what you do. I've been watching you, and
I go, I love you. Can I come to Ohio?
Can I come to your farm sometime? I've been watching
it from Afar? I want to go.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
You know. I was like, I feel I go.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
I know you don't need any more friends, but I
feel like i'd be a good we'd be good friends.
And he was like, I would love it. I would
love it. And then he's like, you know, he's very
emphatic about it. He's like, yes, why haven't you been there?
Why you want to go?
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
And then he said I'll have my people reach out
to you. He'll make it happen. And then I just
wanted to collapse. I was just the happiest I could
ever be. That's the picture I posted. Was at the party.
And then we went after the party to my green room.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
The female green.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yes it was it said female on the door because
it was you know, it just said females, just female.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
I think they stole a sign.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
From a bathroom.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
It is unreal.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
It's just a female. Everyone else had their names on doors, yeah,
but ours just said female it was me and Sam Jay.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
But it's so weird, it's insane.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
It was I don't I don't know. It was like
chat GBT made the signs or so like I don't
know how that.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Got Yeah, okay, male, Yeah, respect there.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Weren't And it wasn't like there were tampons in the rooms.
There was nothing about the room that was like.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
This is you and Sam Jay well in the in
their defense, just to try to figure this out, maybe
they were like, we need to show a little bit
more deference to this room because there's females in here
who might be changing.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
It wasn't anymore. No, I think it was more about
like anonymity so people wouldn't bother and.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Be like, oh there was like Gronk on the other
things it said Gronkowski and Edelman and Moss.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
But then some people's doors had initials.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Let's tell you could figure that out.
Speaker 4 (50:56):
I guess people could figure out the female too, Yeah
there's a female.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
That bit of anonymity. Yeah, okay, maybe we're in the
female room.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
We're in the female room, and we're just hanging out afterwards,
like kind of chilling before we went left the whole
premises because the after party was inside the Forum. We
went back to my groom room to collect myself to
go home.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
The Forum Club, which by the way, was it's like
a famous place at the Forum where like the Lakers
used to party after games. Yeah, like Playboy bunnies, you all,
these are such a cool party, too cool.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
It was good music and good food, good food and
cookies with Tom's face on him.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
I like took so many of those cookies.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
I took so many too, dope.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
I took a bunch of kid and I was like, oh,
my mom's gonna love these cookies to like have to
bring back home and we'll, you know, she'll save them
and stuff. And so I gathered a bunch and then
I went to she's, you know, kind of half in
the bag, and so I went in her bag to
she's talking to me being like, Nikki, I love you, you know.
I opened her bag to put her cookies in and
there's like six cookies already, and I was like, oh,
(51:54):
this bitch't beat me to it.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
She's honest, cookies for three hours?
Speaker 1 (51:58):
My mom, will my mom going, are these free? You
could just take these?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
Nikki?
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Look what I got? Okay, she showed me those cookies.
So many times I go, I know you have them.
I already yes. But so we're hanging out in that room.
Bert Kryscher comes by with his wife, Tom Sugura pops in.
Everyone's kind of like making their way out. Gronkowski you know,
was walking, you know, we were all and your mom's
(52:25):
jawn back and forth with all that. Oh she's and
I'm having to kind of put my hand on her
and go, mom, no more like she kind of knows.
Like she kind of starts telling a story, and I
just go, we're good. We're going on that, and she's hilarious.
And I felt bad doing that, but she was she
kind of knows. I just kept reminding her, like, you're
my guest, Like I if I'm gonna have another drink,
I want another drink. I think I flew you here.
(52:48):
I think I'm paying for everything. And I never liked
to wave that I'm paying flag, but I certainly did
last night when it was about the drinking.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
And but so.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
I'm just like, you know, every time someone comes in,
I'm just like please, like just like, don't engage my mom,
Like it's just going to go on longer than you want.
And it's not her best, showing like she's just one
drink over the limit where someone's like fun and my
mom is the I just want to caveat this. She's
the greatest person. I am, the reason I am because
of my mom and I love her so much. But
(53:20):
then my mom goes final thought. My mom goes to
the bathroom at one point, into the female bathroom, and
we kind of forget she's in there even And then
at that moment, Chris decides to take off his shirt
because he's changing back from into his T shirt from
his button up shirt, and the doors kind of open
(53:41):
a jar, and all I hear is is this guy
trying to steal Bert Kreischer's act. It's Dave Chappelle walks in,
sees Chris comes into the room, says hello again to me, yep,
talking to all of us, my dad that's talking about
Ohio with him, He is, what else were they talking?
Speaker 3 (54:05):
I mean, I was just like, I couldn't have a
stupid great He was just amazing. The best compliment you
can give somebody, I think, is to say that person
seems happy, and Dave seems happy. He was just so
jovial and kind to you. So happy, so cool, and then.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
He left and wasn't like I'm Dave Schappelle. Like he's
obviously aware of what he is and what he means
to people, because as I was saying, like I love
you so much, and you know, there's like a graciousness,
like he's just a he just reminds me of like
a Gandhi type figure, like a religious figure. Is how
(54:40):
I feel when he talks as well. Yeah, I feel
like there's gospel and.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
His comedy has evolved to preaching in a way.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
And just the way he holds himself like he's a tall,
like formative figure of a man. But the way he
just he's he's he just he.
Speaker 3 (54:57):
He just seems like the Dali Lama of comedy.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
I mean, he really is like the a representative diplomat
of comedy. Is he is the representative embodied of comedy.
He is I can't think of the word.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
There's so much kindness exuding from him. It's like I
just feel like there's so many people in this business
that just get rotten and become and and act like
they're like really nice people or just aren't who they are,
And I just think he is who he is and
then he leaves and he stays for probably three minutes,
four minutes.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
A decent amount of time, A big amount of time, yeah,
a substantial enough amount of time that when at one.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
Point while he's there, I go, where did my mom go?
Like I can feel that she's not here because this
is all going so well and so, but there's a
moment where I go, where is my I don't even
know that she's gone in the bathroom. I didn't know
she went in there. And then Dashabelle walks out, says
good night, we al say good night, and the second
he walks out, my mom goes while that bathroom's amazing, Nick,
(55:59):
did you see it in there?
Speaker 3 (56:00):
And soap in there?
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Did you see those napkins on take? And we just
are We all look at each other like we just
died such a bullet. I was just like, oh my god.
And my mom's just kind of like what And I'm like,
we'll tell you later, Like I don't even want it,
because I knew she would be like where is he?
She would probably like run back down the hallway, So
we didn't even tell her till we were in the
car and she goes when was Stave Chappelle there freaking out.
(56:25):
My dad goes, I told you he was right there,
and I go, no, we didn't, dad, We all missed
Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
She was, so when did he?
Speaker 1 (56:32):
And I go, you were in the bathroom, and I go,
I don't know what you were doing in there, because
she was in there for a while. But she was like,
I did not go number two in that bathroom. I
don't know, And I go, I don't know what you
were doing then, but I love that your pants were
complicated or whatever the fuck was happening. So yeah, in
two you know, tomorrow's podcast, which we were recording in
two days, but we recorded this one on Monday, just
(56:53):
so you could know. Listener, we will get into more
joke specific stuff and just more things of the night.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
But I mean, boy was fine. There's so many funny
things to talk about.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
I've changed today. I woke up a different human being
point one point one. Let's just check it, see if
anything nobody can believe it. I'm still at one point one,
hasn't dropped. Let's see if anyone interesting new has DMed me.
(57:23):
Let's see, Uh, Aaron Foster, I don't know, she's someone
who's Uh, I've always wanted to think I was cool.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
You know what, Let's get Jack Robbins on board here.
Who's Jack Robins, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon's son. He's
done some funny videos that I've liked recently. Okay, right,
I want Jack Robbins.
Speaker 4 (57:42):
Oh wait, this controversial figure Dave Portnoy on Twitter. Yes,
that you were the number one, number one set of
the night.
Speaker 3 (57:51):
He's the barstool barstool sports guy.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
That's I will say. The funniest thing that God said
to me a lot night Andrew Schultz, who had an
amazing set and who.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Like incredibly gracious.
Speaker 1 (58:06):
Yeah really and through me of a compliment in the
middle of his set. Thank you so much, Andrew, and
and and I talked to him afterwards, and we both
talked about how, you know, we both worked really hard
on this, and I could tell he worked hard as well.
He had some fucking amazing.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
Jokes, and he just if.
Speaker 1 (58:25):
He would have had my spot, we might be having
a different conversation today like it was he went later
on in the show, which is a much harder spot
to be in.
Speaker 3 (58:31):
And I will always give him that audiences can't handle
over two and a half and he was. He was
on after the two hour mark. Yeah, he was after
the two hour mark. Yeah, and yeah he was. But yeah,
he was great. I was trying to find him after
the show.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
He was awesome. But he said to me he believes
what did he say? Hold on, I have to get
it right. He believes, he said. The fact that anyone know,
he said, the fact that anyone is saying that we
both had the sets of the night makes me believe
in sexism because you clearly did and they're not giving
you the credit that you deserve.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
And that really made me laugh.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
He was like, like, for a guy who's like kind
of known for like having a podcast that is maybe
geared towards men who are not as uh, you know,
comfortable admitting that there's you know, inherent sexism in the world,
but for him to say finally I'm on board, which
he was obviously joking, He's like bored because like I am,
(59:26):
I know there's sexism, now for the idea that anyone
thinks we are equal and waiting for me to have So.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
Yeah, I've heard a lot about it, but I haven't
seen it. I'll talk to you Andrew about it.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
Yeah, I I just I'm so tired.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Here.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
I got to go to another podcast. I'm going to
do Tiger Belly.
Speaker 4 (59:51):
Oh yeah, I gotta bring it.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
I love it so much. I'm just going to giggle
the whole time. Yeah, it was so much fun. Thank
you guys, Thank you Brian, thank you Chris, thank you
so much for everything leading up to this. Of course,
could not literally could not have done it without perfectual.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
More roast chat on the next podcast, right, because there's
so much funny stuff that we stuff to cover. Yes,
there's so much, and I hope I remember to get
to it. Thank you guys for listening.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
What I don't know, what's happening. I do. We're ending
the show. Thank you guys for listening. Dobika and I'll
see you next time.
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Bye,
The Nicky Glaiser podcastser Hello here, I am welcome to
the show. It's the Nikki Glazer Podcast. We are in
a special studio in Los Angeles, California, which is where
I am because I did the roast of Tom Brady
last night. And I'm joined by obviously Brian Frangie. What's up, Brian? Yo?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Noah gave birth already and so yes, but I'm not
gonna say any detailed Why did I not send you
any pictures or anything?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I had no pictures.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, Noah's given birth. She's been a mom for a week.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Wow, congratulations Noah.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I guess I could say that. Noah, is that okay?
I guess you were hearing this and you can't stop
it if it's not okay because it's already out.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Why can't you give details?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Because I feel like that's like up to the mom
to give like name and age, sex, location.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What's the date of birth?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I think it was a week. It was a week
and a day ago or something. So and joined with us.
Also is my boyfriend. By popular demand back on the show.
People have been wondering when are you coming back. I'm
back the answer is now, Chris Gonvi everyone, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You won the pole.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, how are you guys? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (01:18):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
What's going on with us?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
What a dumb question? I mean last night.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Can you imagine if I was just like guys, well,
I guess some people do do that as the host
and say I'm I'm the talk of the town.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You're the talk.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Let's start with me.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You're the bell of the ball, toast of America, the
toast of America. And last night's single handedly saved comedy
is pretty much the Seriously, that's pretty much the general
consensus of the Internet is that last night saved comedy
because we've you know, we've had a lot of uh,
lackluster comedy over the last five years. This wasn't lacking fun,
I think, and last night was so fun.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
For the roast of Tom Brady, Yeah feeling Yeah, I'm tired.
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Because you did the roast. Nikki did the roast last
night at five, right, and then it was a three
hour show ended at eight, Yes, and then Nikki had
to be back up for hair and makeup at three thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I woke up and I took a shower for ten minutes,
and then I was get having people put.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Actually like the longest showery.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So she went on the so on the biggest television
show of the year, probably in the last decade really,
and then she went on Howard Stern the best.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, I was like on the was the season finale
of mash and then the The War of the World's broadcast. Yes,
those are essentially what those two were within within five
hours of each other. And you know it did end
at eight o'clock. Yeah, but then we went to an
after party, so we really got out at about ten thirty.
(02:50):
Home by eleven uh in bed by midnight, a sleep
by one thirty, awake by thirty two hours of sleep.
But you know, I'm going on adrenaline. I'm not like
actively tired. I feel like, do you ever like stay
up all night, like or you get one hour seat
or something. And the sun's so much brighter, yeah than
(03:12):
it would be if it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Was just normal pupils are dilated a metaphor.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, well that might be.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Actually the sun is brighter and there's less clouds in
the sky.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
And people want self these with me.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I have one point one million followers, right see I
told you I got that point one. Bitches waiting for
that one.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Brian thought last night he was going to get one million.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
No, that's not what I meant, that's what That's not
what I said too.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I just I said, just remember these two letters and
numbers two M. And I didn't mean that you're gonna
get one million followers within twenty minutes of the roast ending.
But I do think that this is going to.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Start monitor throughout the show.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It's going to start your propulsion towards two am. Why
would you not have two am?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, well that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I thought was on the roast had to have more
than two Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well it is a steady at one point. I mean,
I've been at this is not something I pay attention to.
But when you are at a million followers, it's like
a big deal. When you make that leap from nine
to nine eight to nine nine nine, and then you
kind of look at it and you're like, I really
don't play attention to likes and numbers and look stuff
like that. I don't, And I know I brag about
that's the all the time. But I am bragging about
because it's very hard not to pay attention to that stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
So I am brag a imagine it goes down to
nine nine nine disaster.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It did like when you go over to one, it
like goes back and forth a little bit because you're
dropp you're losing, especially because I like bragged, not bragged
about it, but I was just like one million or
whatever or other people noticed. Yeah, and so then people
deliberately unfollowed to get you down below to fuck with you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
They pull up Benedict, Yeah, what was that everyone? Benedict?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, wait why because who cares about
any of this.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Because this is interesting? No, no, no, So when you're
at a million followers, you see it. And then so
I thought, okay, once you read a million, it's it's
like the point one's down the barrel, it's coming. I was,
I've been at a million for over a year. That's
a weird place to just It's not like I've been
(05:09):
craving that point one, but for some reason, it's You're like,
in the past couple of weeks, I've been like, what's
this point?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
When's this point?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
You were like the Nelson Mandela of Instagram just waiting, yeah,
of one.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Million, Yeah, the Mandela fact, did he did he die?
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Actually?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, one Mandela, I am you're going to
be to Mandela with the God.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
You're going to add Winn Mandela my God to.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Double my followers. That would be amazing. But yeah, so
what point up? Point one? Last night from the Roast,
which so many people watched. Yes, they don't release their numbers,
but I've never done anything.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
They're going to release them. They're going to be so
proud of this. They're going to release them. I guarantee.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
They said.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
They said it was a bigger audience than even the
Chris Rock thing, and the Chris Rock thing is what
propelled them to be like, we're in on live. This
live thing is important. Yeah, so that was the inspire
for this. It was the biggest show. I mean, I
think it's one of the biggest shows of the decade.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Everyone I know watched it. I looked at my phone
after I got done with the Roast, and I probably
waited a half hour before I looked at my phone
because the camera's on you. I didn't want it to
cut to me and then have it at me looking
at my phone. But at that point it was like
they were doing something in the audience, and I was like,
let me just look at it to see in my
text messages were eighty one, which I and I'm not
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someone who just like piles them up.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
It's like that's eighty one freshies.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, freshies.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
And this is the tip of the iceberg because apparently
only ten percent of the audience watches live. Now this
show is probably more than that, right, which means there's
a ton more people that are about to watch the
total number.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Only ten percent of that number watch live, and then
the ninety percent watch later.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
And the Internet's going crazy right now. You are the
consensus number one pick of the draft of the roast.
Everyone's saying you were the best, You're the goat, and
you went trending number one worldwide on Twitter. You're going
viral on TikTok. Your entire set is on TikTok right
now going viral.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Can I ask, like, I'm not trying to be like
like I'm not why why is that happening? I mean,
I understand I had like amazing jokes. It was so
yeah Jesus Christ, right table, what do you factor that
made it?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Like?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Because I've never done anything where it's like this emphatically like,
oh my god. I you know, I listened to clips
again today on Stern where I did it, and I
was like, oh, I see a lot of flaws here.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Of course, well you you got you have a like
this thing where you see flaws first, your flaws first
kind of gas. Yes, but can Brian and I set
the table just a little bit. Yeah, So you know,
Jeff went up and it was Kevin and Jeff and
they were both great. Jeff got a standing ovation just
for just for getting announced, right, so people, oh, yeah,
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Jeff's great. And then you know, he finished and he
was amazing, and the drew Bledsoe went up and he
was amazing, and then Nikki went up. Didn't get a
standing ovation when you walked up, but you were the
only person that got a full room standing ovation when
you were finished the whole show. And I was waiting
the whole time, I was like, is anybody else going
to get this? Nobody else got it but you.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
It was.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
It was extraordinary. It was electric in the building.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Oh my god, it was incredible watching it was incredible.
I felt like I was on coke. I wanted to
go fight someone. After I was I was running, I was.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Like Brian and I were sitting next to each other
and I was I felt like in his leg and.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It felt like it felt like two things.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
One, it felt like I was on like a sports
team and I was like on the sidelines watching someone
like hit the game winning three and we just won.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
It felt like we won.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah, And it felt like we were like we were
like on the team, but we were like on the bench.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I was holding the clipboard and I was just like.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
We felt like we were on the team and our
team just won the Super Bowl and you were the MVP.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
WHOA.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
And then the second thing it felt like, which is
even more apropos is that that picture he posted on
the key pod uh Instagram. That felt like, for the
first time of my life, I felt like Jared McGuire
at the end of jeremcguire. You know when Jerre McGuire
hugs Cuba Gooding Junior after he gets catches that touchdown
and then gets knocked unconscious and you're like, oh my god,
and everything was on the line, and this that that
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was I can't I've never.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Me show me the money.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, that's top Well, that's yes.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
From that for speed yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yes, yes, uh yeah yeah. These are all great phrases
from the movie. But no, it felt like that I
was human.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Head weighs eight pounds.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, that's you had. Wow. Yeah that's another one.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
You're right, there was so many catchphrases. That was one
of my favorite movies ever.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, talk about that.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I am overwhelmed. I am overwhelmed right now, help you well,
there are so many good moments from that movie.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Who's coming with Me?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Was shaking the bag and that I still worry about
that fish to this day. Uh huh, I'm overwhelmed. Like
I like, let me just say, like from I've never
been on I've had a lot of big moments in
my life where I felt like the center of attention
and like wow, I did like I'm this is all
about me, you know, taping specials and and other roasts
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where I've had like really good showings. But I've never
felt like Taylor Swift until last night, like I really
felt in this morning too, Like it's just like I
feel like she must feel after some and it's it's
not even after she releases an album. It's like after
she Emmy's announces, like like wins a thing. Or or
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even like comes out as dating someone like I feel
und just like I feel like I I'm just like
I don't well, I don't want all this. I didn't
ask for that, Like, I don't know that I wanted this.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, here's the good news. It's not gonna last. That
everyone's talking about you right now. You're the talk of
the town.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
That's why I'm so down, because I don't I know no,
because this is I can't do it, dude. I was
just talking to my parents about this because we're having
issues with my niece and nephew about how they can't
handle birthdays because we have to buy all the kids
presents on their birthdays and they become so obsessed with
the presence that there's nothing before, like the presence need
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to be open right away, and if they're not open
that we can't talk about anything else because they want
this dopamine of this present. And when I was a kid,
I used to not want to open presents ever because
I knew the crash that happens after you open a present,
and that I like the build, I like edging, I
like the goon and and to me, this is like
I was gooning being able to be like I'm doing
(11:40):
the roast. I mean, I didn't even goon that much
because I wasn't like bragging about it or posting about it. Really,
I talked about it a little bit when I could.
But now that it's I know that this is the
this is the biggest moment anyone could ever ask for
in their career, Like it doesn't get big. It literally
won't ever be this big for me. That even if
I host senl was telling Chris this, like even like
my dreams come true, I host ess. Now it's not
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like no one is. And I don't even like that
it's competitive like this or someone saying like you want
it you had the best one, because I honestly think
it's there were it was many factors contributing to me
being the best that if someone else had been in
my slot, that was a very perfect time opportunity to
do it, and all.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
These other things. You had a great slot.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I do, and I did, and I will always and
you've said it before, never again, say it every night,
But I do feel that I'm scared when I'm not
scared when it goes away, but it'll be fine when
it goes away because I'm not letting it in too much,
but it is really I don't think so much because
I would be never for us.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
You very rarely celebrate your wins. She's a flaws first gal.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Wait, Anya Graham, what number three? Three?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yes, it means I'm always striving for achievement and I
can't well. I had so much help on this roast.
I feel like like everyone does that does a roast
that you you know, work with other people and you
pour over it. I mean Chris and Brian and a
slew of other people were coming out with me to
every show and we were doing notes afterwards, and it
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felt like a collaborative thing. So it feels really nice,
but it's like I just feel like it's and it's
a lot of pressure too, because it's I know, even
what it's like to be someone who's nosed for roasting,
not on even this level, but before this was known
for roasting, and what people expect of you when you
go do things and like, all right, come come out
(13:29):
with us, give us the jokes, roast us, and it's
like I can't perform at that level, Like people don't
understand that took weeks to come up with that, Like
even my friend who knows very much about the industry,
was like, this just comes so naturally to you. Yeah,
he was like, it feels like you could just do
this in your sleep, and I'm like, no, I do
this without sleep. It took weeks of no sleep to
(13:51):
do this, not in my sleep at all. This was
an extreme effort.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But that's like, I feel like that's even more of
a reason to celebrate because you work so hard for
this that you do deserve it. It's not like it
was an accident. It was not like something that just
happened by chance that you got lucky. Like you put
in you knew what you had to do because you've
done the rose before. Yeah, you put in the work
and you smash it. What you did, what you did
and what Tony did were like, oh, this is the
(14:18):
pinnacle of what this art form is, right, you know,
like you reached that pinnacle and it was I mean
it was magnificent to watch. It was as magnificent to
watch as like a beautiful play in football or like
an alley loup, Like it's one of these things that's
just like there was magic in that last night. Thank you,
and a lot of people were.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
There you're going to say it was like it was
like watching a beautiful play, like like The Nutcracker or like.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
No, there's a lot of grace in those Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I was like, oh my god, it was like theatrical
like it was like a Broadway show performance. No, that
means so much to me. I mean obviously like being
in the in a realm of being on stage with
other athletes, like it felt like an athletic endeavor. It
felt like a just because of the competitive nature of
it as well, felt felt like yeah winning.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
It's one of those rare instances where comedy is competitive.
It's like, uh, if you're on Last Comic Standing, which
you also did, Yes, roasts are always you're always going
to be compared to the other people, Whereas if it
was just like a comedy showcase. Yeah, there's like people
in their heads make like, oh that was my favorite,
but it's not like that was the winner.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And in a roast, even if you're not a.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Roast battle, even just a roast, people are saying, there's
on Twitter, it's just rankings, yes, and Nicky's.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Always on top.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well, that's really nice.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Ninety nine point nine percent of the time, that's nice.
Sometimes it wople, say Bill Belicher.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
But I got to say that even that point, I'm
I'm I'm I didn't realize. I mean, I know that
I'm highly competitive, There's no question about like it just
based on what I've heard from other people telling me
when we play games or when we just that I'm competitive,
I don't. It's it's a quality about myself I didn't
know I had, but I absolutely am because of the
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nature like I could not have. I would not be
okay with being not like if someone else was being
talked about the way I'm talking being talked about. That's
why I was just like, I don't want to talk
about me being the best because I am thinking about
everyone else on the thing, and I'm like, I would
not be able to handle not being considered being the
best or being in that conversation. And I think it's
(16:21):
I don't really even believe when people are saying it
to me, But I am like haunted by if I
was not considered like I wouldn't be able to get
out of bed.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
And the pressure was on you know you were Anyone
who knows Nicki Glazer knows that you were expected to
be one of the leading candidates to win this. And
so I think one of the best things that you
did was two months ago you recognized this event, I
think is a big deal, which is not easy to
recognize sometimes you go into things like this, and I mean,
(16:52):
I think there's a couple of people who didn't realize that, like,
oh my god, this is at the.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
World watch the world's watching entire world.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I imagine if you didn't realize that, and like and
you showed up having done like maybe a week of
prep or something, and you were like, wait a second,
I think I fucked up. Because it really takes in
order to craft a set that's that tight, that's that perfectly,
that's to be able to execute it like that, it
requires and we worked that.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Much effort fucking wire. We worked down to the very
last second there was and.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
We cut some jokes we cut that needed to be cut.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, definitely, And yeah, in the end, like the craftsmanship
of this is so intricate. I would never have even
assumed it myself. When it comes to just considering, Okay,
how hard how hard is everyone? First of all, how
hard is everyone going to go? We have no clue?
We literally have no clue, because no one's telling me.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Anything about siloed. So when they do these roasts, they
don't tell each other any of the jokes.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
You don't get to unless you get like a spy
that's seeing someone run their set, and then you get
some information. And sometimes the information is wrong, and we got.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Unlike the Patriots. I do not like to spy. I
don't like to cheat.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
But we did get false information too.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
No, I think it wasn't false. I think it was
just he was running, people were running.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
We have to go to break, So we'll cover that
in a second. But I do like to say, like
I said this before, like I don't when I was
talking about when I'm learning about the Patriots and like
spygate and to flat gate and all these things that
they got kind of caught doing some shifty stuff, I'm like,
how can Why would you want to win knowing that
you cheated?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
How would you?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Why would that? Because but then Chris told me, because
they want to win and they'll do anything to win, not.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Really cheating, And it's like remember the same wait, show
me the.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Money when win at any cost. If you ain't cheating,
you don't want to win.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
If you ain't cheating, you're not winning, do you know it?
Speaker 2 (18:46):
You have me at hello.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
If you ain't cheating, if you ain't cheating, you ain't
trying exactly.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And I think that is such bullshit. But that is
oh my goodness. We're going to go to break and
figure out what's going on. That's Michael. We'll come back
and we'll talk more about the roses when we get back.
All right, we're back. If you're watching video, We're in
this beautiful studio in Los Angeles and my makeup is
perfect because I had it done at three thirty in
the morning for Howard Stern.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
It's extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
It really is well done. It's like, thank you so
much to Veronica for nailing it and I we were
talking about winning.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
So I want to give some shout outs to people
who gave you shout outs at the roast because I
think that was nice to see. Also, first thing was
Kevin Hart hosted the roast. He was incredible. I can't believe.
I can't imagine a better person to host this thing.
It was like he had heartfelt moments. He made Bill
Belichick and Robert Kraft bury the hatchet, which was incredible.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Who else could pull that off?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
At that point in the show, I was like so tired,
and I was like, do we have to do this? Now?
We have to find alcohol to put in these shots
because there's none. Like I was just like, oh, I
don't want to do this, and then I was like,
wait a second, this is insane that this is happening,
and they kind of both don't want to do it.
But it's like a major moment. It was awesome.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
There were so many moments, and this was really must
see TV. Netflix has just asserted its dominance over media
with this event. I can't imagine being one of the
other streamers and looking at this and being like, what
the fuck do we do now? Because this was absolutely
a colossal success. Anyway, Kevin Hart, after your set, he
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had a great set, and after your set, it's all
on film. We all got it, he says. I don't
know if you're watching this live. I don't know if
you're seeing this, but that is a standing ovation and
that's what you got. And you didn't get a standing
ovation when you came out like other people did.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You earned their love.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
You earned it.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's never happened to me before in my life. I mean,
there's been shows where I've done really well, and some
people have stood and others just stood to kind of
like be polite because they have to go to the
bathroom or something, they eventually have to stand.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Did you feel it in the moment. Did you see it? No?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I it was so embarrassed. It's just I know this
sounds like I'm trying to be like humble, like sweet,
but I just when things go too well, I just
want to go crawl in a hole. And so after
it happened, I was like, I was embarrassed because I
kind of knew it was I nailed it, and I
just wanted to like go be I just wanted to sit,
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and I wanted the show to move on, and I
wanted to process it and look. And then I didn't
want to look at the crowd because I thought I
don't ever like to like try to get something out
of people. And I thought if I looked at the crowd,
they're gonna think I want it or something. So I
just didn't want to look. And then when they stood,
when he said it was the only reason I knew
what was happening, and then I was just like, oh
my god. And then I felt like him saying it
maybe they're doing it now, because he said that they're
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doing it, like I was, just like, we couldn't.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Help it being a generous host.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
That was so cool, love show.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Awesome of him. He did not need to do that
to me. It's what I was saying. It's what I've
been saying forever about YouTube comments. It tells you how
to feel about something, so you can like some thing
that you watch on YouTube, but if something underneath has
two thousand likes or it's it's you know, a reputable
like someone well known writes under like goat status or
like best thing I've ever seen you like someone you respect,
(22:14):
you suddenly like the video more. You can't help it.
It's subliminal. And that is what he did. Like even
if you don't like Kevin Art, someone saying that was
I just want you to know that's the art form
of roasting whatever he said, like, that's the that what
she just did was like it.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It was correct.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
And so afterwards I went up to him and was like,
I know exactly what you did for me tonight, and
you didn't have to do that, And I go, people
are gonna say I had the roast. The set of
the roast and they're going, they don't know why they're
saying that, but a big part of why they're saying
is that because you said it without saying it, and
you doubled down, and he said to me, he whispered
in my ear. He like pulled over, you know the guy,
(22:52):
the Robbie from Netflix who booked me on the show.
And then he pulled over Ted Sarando's the president of Netflix,
and he's like.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Those are the two guys that are most responsible for
this festival and comedy on Netflix, and.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And he like had us all together and he's like,
I don't need you know, I'm I forget whether he
said this to me or to them, but he said
because he was whispering in my ear for a minute,
and I was just like it was the same feeling,
Like it was just like crazy to have Kevin Hart's
like I'm like, Kevin Hart's the most famous person arb
ever and I only get to hear that no one
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else will ever hear. What I'm hearing right now is
just for me. Like even if we're talking conversation, other
people could get involved, Like this is just private between us.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
It was like the d m of uh talking famous im.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Yeah, a private snaptot and one of those disappearing snaptats
of talking. But he said to me, and now I'm
I'm I'm you know, ruining it by telling everyone, but
not even no. He told me that he's famous enough.
He's like, I'm I'm not going to get any bigger.
I have to use this to now lift uplift others.
So he knew what he was doing, and he did
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it throughout the show, commenting on other people's making sure
they had their moment, like celebrating after the fact, man,
that and that joke you just told, repeating people's jokes.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, he was so good.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
He was so good. He was just so in the
moment and really made it his own. And he's just
so like easy to watch, you know, he's just in control,
Like you know, there's nothing can go wrong when Kevin.
Nothing's gonna get if it gets awkward, Kevin will get
us out of it.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
He's flawed.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
He's writing this plane in in any kind of wet storm.
He's the guy you want at the helm.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Absolutely so funny. I can't.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
And then he built in fuck you, Tom Brady. Perfect
thing to go back to when anything anything tanks or
like anything doesn't go the way he wants to fuck
you Tom.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
And then Tom Brady calls it back.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
It was beautiful.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
I think that was intent, you know, it's part of
his intent, like to give other people. Really he is
absolutely should.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Feel I feel like he deserves the Market Award for
Comedy Excellence, which is what Chris Convey My Boyfriend produced,
which is going to be airing May eleventh on Netflix,
which is what you should watch after you watch my
special May eleventh on HBO. Someday You'll Die. It's this Saturday, everyone,
I hope you tune in Someday You'll Die live on
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HBO this Saturday.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Sorry, So that's on HBO.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Saturday on HBO on May eleventh.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It's so good. I can't wait for the best sies
to see the special. I think, yeah, so good. You're
You're so funny, You're so dynamic, you look incredible. It's like,
I'm so I'm so proud of it for you, Thank
you well. It again.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
It was like a group effort. It's so fun to
work on these things with my best friends.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
But everything is a group effort. That's one thing that Nikki,
like Taylor Swift works with that guy jack Antonov. I
know that helped make incredible things.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
That's why she brings him on stage of the Grammys
and like shouts them out.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
So like Tim Robinson works with Zach Cannon.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Yes, yes, was Zach Cannon. And you kind of look like.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
I look like Cannon boy.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I hope that's a burned a cannon.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
Jerry seinfelt words with David.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
People say I sometimes act like Larry David you yes
a lot.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
When I see you do stand up, I'm just like,
this is a young Larry David. And it's not It's
not an imitation by any means, no, no, thoroughly yourself,
but it's I love your stand up, your stand up.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
But I want to hear what happened in a circle
with Ted Sarandos and Kevin. Was it just the whisper
that you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
There were other things said, but I feel like that
is something I don't want to It was just it's
just more bragging more like well, just all the nice
things that could be said or said to me last
night by literally everyone. I mean, I just went to lunch,
I went to breakfast with my parents. What did Dave
Chappelle say to you again, Nikki, what did that person?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
What did Caroline Wrie text to you? What did what
did Bethany Frankle just text you? What did Chelsea Handler
send to you? What did Sarah Silverman send you? I mean,
like literally, Chelsea Handler dammed me, Sarah Schulman meat, And
like every time I refresh my DMS, it's like fourteen
blue check marks of people I've never even who's I
didn't even know, who knew me, are writing like paragraphs
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to me about amazing. It's there's nothing like this. It's
it's I feel like I'm gonna I really feel like
I'm in like I've died. I'm not even joking. It's
like it's because I've done the roast before, but then
they take like a month to air, and like even
the Alec Baldwin Rose that would really change my life
because it just it started going viral on Twitter during
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COVID or maybe like right before COVID, but it aired
like it aired probably three months before it caught wind,
like it was a big deal when it aired, and people,
I got a lot of you know, uh accolades for it.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
You got a lot of like whispers, I.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Got a lot of I've got on Instagram, yes, but
I didn't. But then I remember Rob mclaney from Always Sonny,
from Welcome to Wrexham exactly, and it's Always Sonny and
Wrexham the.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Premiering May second on Hulu.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
He like retweeted it and then I think it it
just caught fire and then it was like all of
a sudden, I had some point once happening and I go,
what's going on? And then I realized I wasn't on
Twitter at the time a lot, and I'm still not.
But but this is like that time's a thousand.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
How many roasts have you done? That was my fourth?
And so and so? Who have you done?
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Rob Low, Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, Tom Brady?
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (28:38):
And do you remember the first time that you that
they asked you to do the first roast? Were you
like shocked? Were you like, oh, I was hoping this
would come.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I think it was like during Not Safe, So when
I had the show on Comedy Central with you guys,
and and I think at that point I had Jeff
Ross had to show the burn that was on and
I think it was not on anymore at that time,
but I had done that show and Gary Mann at
Comedy Central who was a fan of mine from seeing
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me at a festival like this is how things happen.
He was at a festival where I opened for Schumer
I killed. He was like became a huge fan of mine,
started kind of following and being like, I really like you.
He was the one that was like, you know, working
at Comedy Central when I was when the Burn was on,
and booked me on that and then I had a
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really good showing on that. It was Ralphie May and
al Madrigal, and I was like, I had some joke
about al Madrigal. I oh, I al Madrigal. I wanted
to smoke some weed with him once and so I
asked for his papers and he sprinted off. It was
something about asking for it was some joke about that.
(29:49):
I remember there's some joke about Ralphie not being able
to watch the middle of his back, you know, just
classic fat jokes and yes, rested peace Ralphie May and
I I remember being like having a little bit of uh.
People go oh, that was like a really good showing
for just that show. And then I think after that,
(30:10):
I think it was just the right timing where it
was like Whitney was not wanting to do them anymore,
Amy was not wanting to do them anymore. There was
Sarah was probably not too much. It was like there
was a space for it.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Yeah, you know that.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
But I remember the first the first one I did,
I was you know, I knew I was like maybe
a consideration, but it was about who who's gonna say no?
And then we'll ask her and then this was And
it always kind of felt that way with Comedy Central
because it was always like I would know about a
roast happening, I would hear other people getting booked on it,
and I would be bugging my manager, when when are
we gonna get the yes? When's it gonna happen? And
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then would finally come through. I think the Alec bald
One one maybe was a little bit earlier asque than usual,
and it felt like, okay, this is my third is
of course they're going to have me. Oh Natasha la
Jera of course also so someone who would.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Like she's one of my favorites.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
She's one of the best gotcha ever ever. I watched
so like I watched all of hers to get ready
for the so I watched a lot of people's to
get ready for this. That's what really got me in
the really inspired. Yeah, but this one came about I
got the call. I got the text when I was
with my mom and my kitchen. You were oft of town, Chris,
and because I remember when I told you we were
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when you got at the call, I.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Was in my apartment. I think I was no.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I think I was, Oh, I know what we were doing.
I was. I think it was we were working on
this special something. It was I was on something with you,
and I was I think you were on a.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Zoom with me.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
And I think I told you on the zoom.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Maybe I just got asked. Yeah, it was maybe later
in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
I saw you before I saw Chris because I wanted
to tell Chris in person, But I think I might
have told you. I forget how it happened, but I
remember it was with my mom, and it was so
in advanced that I got in advance compared to the
other ones. It was before we even went to Australia.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
Oh yeah, I mean I knew, I knew when when
they when when you said you got I was like,
this is Tom Brady. I mean it's I think it's
the biggest star that's ever been well. I, yeah, I
found out he was.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I think it was announced he was doing a roast
in maybe November or December, like it was like a
while ago, and I instantly wrote and I was saying, like,
I don't want to do a roast again. I don't
want to get called old. I don't want to get
called ugly. I don't want to like, I'm not going
to do it again to myself because it just really
killed me the last couple of times, not just about
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that stuff, but about just the work it took, and
feeling so anxious and like crying the nights before and
feeling like I was my life was falling apart, and
just really too much anxiety, too much pressure. Couldn't didn't
want to do it again, really saying that to myself
when they didn't ask, so that I wouldn't feel bad,
right right or so so. But then when it was announced,
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I instantly wrote Robbie at Netflix and I said I
would like to or I wrote to my agent or
manager and said I want to do this roast and
he said, we're on it. We're already on it. And
then I wrote personally to Robbie. I think Robbie wrote
me about something else and I was like, hey, I
want this roast of Tom Brady and he was like
I think he said, I'm you know, we're we're in
talks with Tom and I told him, I said, I
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don't know. I was just in a mood that day.
You know, like how you can just like one day
just have Marlon.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Brando, what's that you can just like you're just unstoppable.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
I just like had the right amount of caffeine, sleep, sunshine,
Vitamin D like whatever going on. Yep, spray tan was
like just popping off that day. My car wasn't smelling weird.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
It was like the right breeze, the right exact time
of moment. And I got that text on Robbie and
I said, tell Tom Brady. He was because he was like,
you know, I'm going to talk to him about and
he's choosing essentially, And I said, tell him that I'm
the Tom Brady of roasting, and that a Tom Brady
roast would not be a Tom Brady roast without the
Tom Brady of roasting. Oh, he would love that, And
I said I will because what I knew about him
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at that moment in that time was that he works
hard and he's the greatest and and I honestly don't
didn't believe this about myself. I think really like, I
think there's other people that are better roasters than me
in the history of roasting. But at the time I
was thinking, I just got to get this.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Well, the cool thing about you doing that is that
the story of Tom meeting Richard Kraft, the owner of
the Patriots, for the first time, the first time he
ever met Richard Craft. He says, I'm the best decision
this franchise has ever made.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Yes, And so he would love something like that.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
Yeah, I felt like he would. And you're appealing to
his like to him even last night after I after
the roast, I ran into him in the hallway because
I didn't meet him before the roast. I only literally
interacted him when.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
I ran into him, and they immediately slid.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
You were dying to get that.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
But on the way like he was, he didn't go
to the after party, and he was on his way
out like he had his like he was packed up
and ready to go walking out, And I walked by
him and I was just like Tom, and I wasn't
going to say anything because it was enough just to
like hug him afterwards, and he said, great job, thank you.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Funny film that I was right there when it happened to.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Someone has footage of it on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Oh great.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, it was like behind the scenes.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah no, no, no, you're talking about that moment I
was talking about right after I hugged him on the day.
That's why I was joking.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
It's funny because.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
No, my girls chat is popping off to day because
Carlisle was the audience. She's like, why didn't I take
more pictures? Why didn't I take more footage? I'm like,
it's it's all documented. But it was very sweet.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
It was like that Luis k joke when he's like
when you see the flashes of all the cameras and
the Super Bowl and it's like, yeah, like your camera
lights on your phone little is illuminating the stadium.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
So backstage, when I walked by him, I just said, uh,
thank you so much, and he was like, you did
a great job. You did a great job. He said
good lie luck to you, which made me feel like
we'll never meet again.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
And wow, maybe because the last your last statement was yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
It was like essentially yeah, yeah, and it was good
luck with trying to pursue that. But I said, and
obviously I said, and you were amazing you, Tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
The ship out of that.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
I like, I literally used it as a like. I
was like, you just completely Tom Brady, that of course
you did. And uh but I but that is what
he did.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, no, he did.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
He was great and I knew he would. As you
were walking down the hallway, I overheard him being like,
she was so funny to people.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, and my right behind me were my parents when
this interaction happened, and my mom had a couple too
many and had the balls to go, I'm Nicky's mom
and shook his hand. My dad, I'm Nicky's dad, and
that that was unnecessary, but you know what, why not.
He did give them a nice and said she did
very well. Speaking of your mom, I mean, I can't
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believe my parents met Tom Brady.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I mean, that is ridiculous. They don't. They don't deserve that.
And you did such a great job that they were
like bragging to him about you. They weren't in awe
of him. They were like, that's.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Mine totally, because they're not even they don't even understand
stand what he is, you know, like they get it,
but they don't really get it. So to them.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, I was hanging with your mom and dad at
the after party for a little while. Dude, your mom
was a little loose, but go ahead, she was just
she was loose and spouting off exclusively about how proud
she was of you. Yes, it was exclusively. I'm so
proud of my daughter. Can you believe I'm her mom?
(37:43):
Like it was just so wonderful, that's so cute. Everyone
was saying how cute she was yet bailed out of a.
Speaker 3 (37:49):
What could have been a rough moment. I loved the
Chappelle moment.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
What happened there.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
It was so funny. So, you know, obviously missus Glazer
was having the time of her life, like bragging about
Nikki to anybody she tried to cut her off, and
like having fun and just like having this great time.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I'm just like mom, Yeah, she know, she had a
couple two She got a little overserved because she was
nervous for me. And then when my mom gets overserved,
she gets like she has no filter and has to
comment on everything and kind of is one of those
people that sometimes you can feel like, I mean, maybe
(38:23):
I'm projecting because I used to be this kind of person,
but I felt like you trap people in a conversation
and they kind of are like okay, and not like
I just was very concerned with who she was talking
to and what she was saying to them, because she
can sometimes be insulting because she so the things she
like most of us. Like let's say i'm talking to
(38:43):
you were on the roast, Chris, and I'm Nikki's mom.
I would just say, A sober person would go, you
were amazing last night, thinking in my head, my daughter
did better than you, but I'm not going to say that,
but you were. I'm going to focus on all the
things you did well. But because my mom's drunk mind
is saying, don't say that my daughter was better, and
it's and I don't think that Nikki was that better.
(39:05):
Everyone's saying Nikki's better than you. You were amazing too.
She has to say the thing that share her said.
Her mind is telling her not to say. And so
there was a lot of that happening last night where
it was just like I had to just tap her
around different people of like, let's calm down with the
and I heard this person say you were the best,
and I'm like, but there another person that's on the
roast is right next to us, Like I was just
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so aware of that because if I were another person,
I mean, other people aren't like me and they can
handle not being the best and they're fine with it.
I can't imagine that, even though I'm often not the best,
and it's that's why my life's so hard. I can't
handle it. So last night we get back from the grid.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
I've almost been exclusively in that other person's position, where
someone next to me is being told they're the best,
and so I can relate to those guys.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
I can relate to them too, And that's why I don't.
When I go to the bathroom after a show, I
go no, no, no no, and I close my ears
because I don't want to hear anyone complimenting anyone else,
Like I protect myself from any kind of I mute
people on Instagram that are killing it like I can't.
I know it's pathetic. I can't really handle even though
I know I'm not the best, even when I am
the best, I can't admit I am, so I'm never
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winning in my life ever ever, So it's pathetic. I'm
sorry to admit it. And I know people are gonna
judge me and say, like, that's really pathetic of her.
I don't know why my mind is that way. I
can't help, but don't get mad at me.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Even that is like people are gonna say, I'm pathetic, but.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
They will then well, like why does she always have
to be the best? Nikki always thinks like even when
she is the best, it's not good enough, and then
she wants to be the best, and she can't even
celebrate other people. She has to mute other people because
she's so desperate for attention, and lif like.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Celebrate other people. You do great celebrating other people.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I do, but it's really hard for it. It would
have been really hard for me to be not considered
the best last night and and but generally the other
rows I've done there haven't been like these like you
are the like there are one these there are moments
of that.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
And what I said came true. What I said the
night before outside the laugh Factory after your last set,
And it wasn't the night before, yes, it was the
night before, after the laugh Factor. I said this is
going to solidify you as the best roaster that is alive,
and there there will not It will not.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
Be peace nor McDonald and gregs are in the future.
Speaker 4 (41:20):
In the future, there cannot be a roast without Nicky Glazer.
If your Nicky's not there, then it's not even a roast.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
That's so nice. That's what I really wanted, was just
like I just want to invite to the next one,
and I think I have one.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
If you're not there, it's not a roast.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
It's like how they can forget by the next time.
You you don't understand, like tould, they can convince they
can forget by the next time five years. It was
five years since the last one and where I killed
And it was not a it was not a non
negotiable that.
Speaker 3 (41:50):
Would be You made a really good point earlier. This
was this was live, so you used to do the
roast and they would they would happen and everybody'd be
like that was great.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
And it would be public. There was a lot people
talking about it. The next day, there's a lot of
publications about it, like rumors about what's it going to
be like this?
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Who was there?
Speaker 3 (42:05):
And then and then they go into an edit and
they make everybody look as good as possible, you know they.
I know the guy who edits it. He's a brilliant
man and he does things that make everybody look like
they just crush. Yes, And this was really interesting because
not only were the people who are you know, like
the people who choose these things, were in the room
and experience it live, the reaction was happening live as well.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Another brilliant stroke by Netflix. Yeah, to make this live.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Well, you know what.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Who had the best joke about it? Jeff had said
that it was God. I fucking love Jeff Ross's set.
I really like I thought he he got back to
the couch and I said, I think that's I'm gonna
I'm I'm nicky. If you're listening to this in the
future and you're preparing for roast, go watch Jeff Ross's
roast set from the Tom Brady Roast. Don't forget that
you said, watch that again, because that was fucking masterful.
(42:53):
It was. There were so many and you there was
so much show that happened after him that he's getting
eclipsed and being talked. I have to say, but he
he really had insane But he had this joke about
saying it was like this is a Boston night. He
was like something about it being like a night like
this classic Boston. There, it's gonna be a marathon and
someone's gonna bomb was.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
He also has a mastery of the space and the room.
The way he's playing with all the people on stage
in the entire room.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Oh, he's so fun.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
He's I mean, tom Brady had that nine to eleven joke.
I mean that was also shocking. Okay, how edgy tom
Brady was. Just seeing Tom Brady say fuck you Jets
then give the crowd the middle finger.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
It's insane.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
There was some wild moments last night that I was
even like, I can't believe people went there. We're gonna
talk about it when we get back from break, and
we're also going to talk about why we are so
glad my mom went to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
At one point in the evening. When we get back
and we're back, let's quickly, let's just close the loop.
Let's close the loop on.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yes, So I met the party and my mom and
Chappelle comes up. Chappelle's just there. I didn't even see that.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
He's at every single cool event that exists in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
He's always there.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
He's so cool. I mean, he's let's be honest, he's
the key, is the goat.
Speaker 4 (44:11):
Yes, he's the Goat, and he's the king of Hollywood.
He is the coolest person.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Alive and he absolutely is and so kind. And I've
you know, I've run into him over the years. In fact,
I did. We you know, I remember every moment I've
ever even crossed paths with him. But we had like
he was really nice to me at this brunch at
the Comedy Seller one day when he didn't need to
be and was just listening to me and asking me
(44:37):
follow up questions and just I just felt like, man,
that was special. That's all I've ever needed from him.
And then I did the Tonight Show on Zoom in
twenty twenty one, Wow, And I was the second guest.
He was the first guest, and he wasn't He didn't
need to stay. When you get off of Zoom, Like
when you're on a show, even when you're there in person,
a lot of times, the first guest literally leaves. This
isn't like the Graham Norton show. Everyone stays on the couch,
(44:59):
and certainly when it's on zoom. He stayed on the
zoom through for the for the second for the rest
of the show and watched my set. That's amazing and
told someone to tell me what a great job I did,
and like, watched my interview. It's not like I did,
it's comedy, said, he just watched my interview and so
I've always loved him since then. And then last night,
(45:21):
I oh, And then no, we were at Ted Sarandos's
house at a brunch on Saturday, two days before the roast,
just two days ago. Even though a week we're at
Ted Sarandos's house with literally comedy, with all of comedy,
every single person in comedy.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
It was extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
You were supposed to go, Brian, because you were going
to be Tim Dillanon's post one, but Tim Dillon had
to go to New York last minute and so wasn't
able to go. And and because Tim Dillon pulled out
of the event and Brian had been already approved to
be a plus one, Brian got an email from who.
Speaker 4 (45:54):
From an assistant of somebody that said you are no
longer attending period of.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Email, and Chris and I were dissecting that, being like,
why would they meet.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
Why why is all the wood?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
So I mean, but we get it because there are
people that would still go in this business and would
like try to find a way in. But I was
a plus one and like sneak in somehow. Of course
you're not take their risks, so we would have loved it.
But we go to this event and every literally everyone
(46:27):
in comedy is there. We take a group picture at
one point with like a hundred comedians and we're all
lined up in ten Surranders is like you know indoor
pool area, like you know, like when all the buildings
like a.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Courtyard, classic courtyard.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
Yeah, and we all lined up and they have risers
for us like high school. And I made the joke
to my section of people, like because there were some
people that are being really loud in the front and
like we need the attention, and they were like laying
across everyone and joking. And then there were people and
then there were people like me and others that were
just like on the side kind of like I don't
I don't need to billy be in this and I'll
(47:04):
just have like the side of my head. I don't
even know. They'll be fine if they can see a
little tuft of hair. I don't care. And I've said,
if you just snapped your fingers and put us all
in high school, we would be in the exact same spots,
all of us, because it's like we they felt so
high school. Yeah, and then Mosha, I guess in his section.
I heard about it later from other peoples. Botha cash
(47:26):
or made the joke that if they mowed us all down,
they were like. He was like, maybe they brought us
here to just murder us all and they're just gonna
do a reset on comedy. They need to just like press,
you know, press them when the computer's not working anymore.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Just shut it.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
I'll hold it down, cause a harsh restart. So then
when I was walking away from that, we've took the
photos and we were walking out, then Chappelle came up
to me and was like the brunch, Yes, I watched
what you do. I've watched you the year's big fan
of what you do. Things like that. I mean I
really blacked it out because I couldn't function with him talking. Yeah,
(48:08):
And I was getting ready to talk to Bo Burnham.
I was getting ready to like I love you, you know,
like because there was a little bit of like, but
I felt like Bo was like giving me an inn
because we've never met before, but obviously we're aware of
each other. We should know each other, and I'm obviously
huge Bo Burnham fan. So I was about to go like, hey, Bo,
and then Chappelle was like, all of a sudden, he
was just there. I didn't even know he was at
(48:29):
the thing.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Yet that gives everybody an idea of what this party was, Like,
NICKI was going to talk to Bo and.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Chappelle was right there, yes, and then yeah, and I
was like John Stewart, hold my purse, and so it
was just everyone was there. But Chappelle stopped and said
some stuff, and I just was like, I just said
that means more to me than anything that's ever meant
things to me. Like I just said some but I
was just like, think you just like a.
Speaker 2 (48:54):
Bow Taylor Swift lyrics.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
I mean I was I'm trying to think of what
would be the perfect one. I love her. I sang
lover to him, Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:05):
I'll go where you go, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
And then last night I had that moment and he
came up to me again at the party last night
and said I'd said it to you yesterday. I want
to say it again. Great job tonight. I watch every
I watch what you do. I've been watching you, and
I go, I love you. Can I come to Ohio?
Can I come to your farm sometime? I've been watching
it from Afar? I want to go.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
You know. I was like, I feel I go.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
I know you don't need any more friends, but I
feel like i'd be a good we'd be good friends.
And he was like, I would love it. I would
love it. And then he's like, you know, he's very
emphatic about it. He's like, yes, why haven't you been there?
Why you want to go?
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (49:45):
And then he said I'll have my people reach out
to you. He'll make it happen. And then I just
wanted to collapse. I was just the happiest I could
ever be. That's the picture I posted. Was at the party.
And then we went after the party to my green room.
Speaker 3 (49:59):
The female green.
Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yes it was it said female on the door because
it was you know, it just said females, just female.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
I think they stole a sign.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
From a bathroom.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
It is unreal.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
It's just a female. Everyone else had their names on doors, yeah,
but ours just said female it was me and Sam Jay.
Speaker 3 (50:14):
But it's so weird, it's insane.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
It was I don't I don't know. It was like
chat GBT made the signs or so like I don't
know how that.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
Got Yeah, okay, male, Yeah, respect there.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Weren't And it wasn't like there were tampons in the rooms.
There was nothing about the room that was like.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
This is you and Sam Jay well in the in
their defense, just to try to figure this out, maybe
they were like, we need to show a little bit
more deference to this room because there's females in here
who might be changing.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
It wasn't anymore. No, I think it was more about
like anonymity so people wouldn't bother and.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
Be like, oh there was like Gronk on the other
things it said Gronkowski and Edelman and Moss.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
But then some people's doors had initials.
Speaker 2 (50:55):
Let's tell you could figure that out.
Speaker 4 (50:56):
I guess people could figure out the female too, Yeah
there's a female.
Speaker 3 (50:59):
That bit of anonymity. Yeah, okay, maybe we're in the
female room.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
We're in the female room, and we're just hanging out afterwards,
like kind of chilling before we went left the whole
premises because the after party was inside the Forum. We
went back to my groom room to collect myself to
go home.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
The Forum Club, which by the way, was it's like
a famous place at the Forum where like the Lakers
used to party after games. Yeah, like Playboy bunnies, you all,
these are such a cool party, too cool.
Speaker 1 (51:25):
It was good music and good food, good food and
cookies with Tom's face on him.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
I like took so many of those cookies.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
I took so many too, dope.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
I took a bunch of kid and I was like, oh,
my mom's gonna love these cookies to like have to
bring back home and we'll, you know, she'll save them
and stuff. And so I gathered a bunch and then
I went to she's, you know, kind of half in
the bag, and so I went in her bag to
she's talking to me being like, Nikki, I love you, you know.
I opened her bag to put her cookies in and
there's like six cookies already, and I was like, oh,
(51:54):
this bitch't beat me to it.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
She's honest, cookies for three hours?
Speaker 1 (51:58):
My mom, will my mom going, are these free? You
could just take these?
Speaker 3 (52:03):
Nikki?
Speaker 1 (52:04):
Look what I got? Okay, she showed me those cookies.
So many times I go, I know you have them.
I already yes. But so we're hanging out in that room.
Bert Kryscher comes by with his wife, Tom Sugura pops in.
Everyone's kind of like making their way out. Gronkowski you know,
was walking, you know, we were all and your mom's
(52:25):
jawn back and forth with all that. Oh she's and
I'm having to kind of put my hand on her
and go, mom, no more like she kind of knows.
Like she kind of starts telling a story, and I
just go, we're good. We're going on that, and she's hilarious.
And I felt bad doing that, but she was she
kind of knows. I just kept reminding her, like, you're
my guest, Like I if I'm gonna have another drink,
I want another drink. I think I flew you here.
(52:48):
I think I'm paying for everything. And I never liked
to wave that I'm paying flag, but I certainly did
last night when it was about the drinking.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
And but so.
Speaker 1 (52:58):
I'm just like, you know, every time someone comes in,
I'm just like please, like just like, don't engage my mom,
Like it's just going to go on longer than you want.
And it's not her best, showing like she's just one
drink over the limit where someone's like fun and my
mom is the I just want to caveat this. She's
the greatest person. I am, the reason I am because
of my mom and I love her so much. But
(53:20):
then my mom goes final thought. My mom goes to
the bathroom at one point, into the female bathroom, and
we kind of forget she's in there even And then
at that moment, Chris decides to take off his shirt
because he's changing back from into his T shirt from
his button up shirt, and the doors kind of open
(53:41):
a jar, and all I hear is is this guy
trying to steal Bert Kreischer's act. It's Dave Chappelle walks in,
sees Chris comes into the room, says hello again to me, yep,
talking to all of us, my dad that's talking about
Ohio with him, He is, what else were they talking?
Speaker 3 (54:05):
I mean, I was just like, I couldn't have a
stupid great He was just amazing. The best compliment you
can give somebody, I think, is to say that person
seems happy, and Dave seems happy. He was just so
jovial and kind to you. So happy, so cool, and then.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
He left and wasn't like I'm Dave Schappelle. Like he's
obviously aware of what he is and what he means
to people, because as I was saying, like I love
you so much, and you know, there's like a graciousness,
like he's just a he just reminds me of like
a Gandhi type figure, like a religious figure. Is how
(54:40):
I feel when he talks as well. Yeah, I feel
like there's gospel and.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
His comedy has evolved to preaching in a way.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
And just the way he holds himself like he's a tall,
like formative figure of a man. But the way he
just he's he's he just he.
Speaker 3 (54:57):
He just seems like the Dali Lama of comedy.
Speaker 4 (54:59):
I mean, he really is like the a representative diplomat
of comedy. Is he is the representative embodied of comedy.
He is I can't think of the word.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
There's so much kindness exuding from him. It's like I
just feel like there's so many people in this business
that just get rotten and become and and act like
they're like really nice people or just aren't who they are,
And I just think he is who he is and
then he leaves and he stays for probably three minutes,
four minutes.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
A decent amount of time, A big amount of time, yeah,
a substantial enough amount of time that when at one.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
Point while he's there, I go, where did my mom go?
Like I can feel that she's not here because this
is all going so well and so, but there's a
moment where I go, where is my I don't even
know that she's gone in the bathroom. I didn't know
she went in there. And then Dashabelle walks out, says
good night, we al say good night, and the second
he walks out, my mom goes while that bathroom's amazing, Nick,
(55:59):
did you see it in there?
Speaker 3 (56:00):
And soap in there?
Speaker 1 (56:02):
Did you see those napkins on take? And we just
are We all look at each other like we just
died such a bullet. I was just like, oh my god.
And my mom's just kind of like what And I'm like,
we'll tell you later, Like I don't even want it,
because I knew she would be like where is he?
She would probably like run back down the hallway, So
we didn't even tell her till we were in the
car and she goes when was Stave Chappelle there freaking out.
(56:25):
My dad goes, I told you he was right there,
and I go, no, we didn't, dad, We all missed
Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 3 (56:30):
She was, so when did he?
Speaker 1 (56:32):
And I go, you were in the bathroom, and I go,
I don't know what you were doing in there, because
she was in there for a while. But she was like,
I did not go number two in that bathroom. I
don't know, And I go, I don't know what you
were doing then, but I love that your pants were
complicated or whatever the fuck was happening. So yeah, in
two you know, tomorrow's podcast, which we were recording in
two days, but we recorded this one on Monday, just
(56:53):
so you could know. Listener, we will get into more
joke specific stuff and just more things of the night.
Speaker 3 (57:00):
But I mean, boy was fine. There's so many funny
things to talk about.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
I've changed today. I woke up a different human being
point one point one. Let's just check it, see if
anything nobody can believe it. I'm still at one point one,
hasn't dropped. Let's see if anyone interesting new has DMed me.
(57:23):
Let's see, Uh, Aaron Foster, I don't know, she's someone
who's Uh, I've always wanted to think I was cool.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
You know what, Let's get Jack Robbins on board here.
Who's Jack Robins, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon's son. He's
done some funny videos that I've liked recently. Okay, right,
I want Jack Robbins.
Speaker 4 (57:42):
Oh wait, this controversial figure Dave Portnoy on Twitter. Yes,
that you were the number one, number one set of
the night.
Speaker 3 (57:51):
He's the barstool barstool sports guy.
Speaker 1 (57:53):
That's I will say. The funniest thing that God said
to me a lot night Andrew Schultz, who had an
amazing set and who.
Speaker 2 (58:04):
Like incredibly gracious.
Speaker 1 (58:06):
Yeah really and through me of a compliment in the
middle of his set. Thank you so much, Andrew, and
and and I talked to him afterwards, and we both
talked about how, you know, we both worked really hard
on this, and I could tell he worked hard as well.
He had some fucking amazing.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
Jokes, and he just if.
Speaker 1 (58:25):
He would have had my spot, we might be having
a different conversation today like it was he went later
on in the show, which is a much harder spot
to be in.
Speaker 3 (58:31):
And I will always give him that audiences can't handle
over two and a half and he was. He was
on after the two hour mark. Yeah, he was after
the two hour mark. Yeah, and yeah he was. But yeah,
he was great. I was trying to find him after
the show.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
He was awesome. But he said to me he believes
what did he say? Hold on, I have to get
it right. He believes, he said. The fact that anyone know,
he said, the fact that anyone is saying that we
both had the sets of the night makes me believe
in sexism because you clearly did and they're not giving
you the credit that you deserve.
Speaker 3 (59:04):
And that really made me laugh.
Speaker 1 (59:05):
He was like, like, for a guy who's like kind
of known for like having a podcast that is maybe
geared towards men who are not as uh, you know,
comfortable admitting that there's you know, inherent sexism in the world,
but for him to say finally I'm on board, which
he was obviously joking, He's like bored because like I am,
(59:26):
I know there's sexism, now for the idea that anyone
thinks we are equal and waiting for me to have So.
Speaker 3 (59:32):
Yeah, I've heard a lot about it, but I haven't
seen it. I'll talk to you Andrew about it.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
Yeah, I I just I'm so tired.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Here.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
I got to go to another podcast. I'm going to
do Tiger Belly.
Speaker 4 (59:51):
Oh yeah, I gotta bring it.
Speaker 1 (59:55):
I love it so much. I'm just going to giggle
the whole time. Yeah, it was so much fun. Thank
you guys, Thank you Brian, thank you Chris, thank you
so much for everything leading up to this. Of course,
could not literally could not have done it without perfectual.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
More roast chat on the next podcast, right, because there's
so much funny stuff that we stuff to cover. Yes,
there's so much, and I hope I remember to get
to it. Thank you guys for listening.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
What I don't know, what's happening. I do. We're ending
the show. Thank you guys for listening. Dobika and I'll
see you next time.
Speaker 4 (01:00:30):
Bye,
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