#509 At The Big Game, NFL Honors Highlight & A Dry Mouth

Nikki and Brian are totally on the same page about Super Bowl Sunday being the saltiest holiday on so many levels. Nikki was super bummed by the Taylor Swift boos, and it’s making her question America. Brian was all about the Halftime Show, and Nikki recapped seeing it in person. At the NFL Honors, she got to meet Jordon Hudson, which was a major highlight. A cab ride from hell turns into new material. Nikki shouts her Pittsburgh crowd and her opener, Tommy Brennan. In the Final Thought, Nikki’s been obsessed with The Telepathy Tapes podcast, Brian reveals who won his Super Bowl Squares j-j-jackpot, and, of course, he gives his take on the big game.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Nikki Glaser Podcast Glaser post.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Here's Nikki.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's the
Nikki Glaser Podcast. Fresh off the super Bowl, recording this
on Monday morning, got back from New Orleans to Saint
Louis after being I haven't been in Saint Louis for
a couple of weeks now, but landed at I think
nine am. Took an hour ago. Yeah, and I took

(00:32):
a nap, so I'm freshly out of.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
A nap.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I don't even know what happened.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah, well, I definitely I'm wearing song glasses right now
because I have indents in my face from the sleep mask.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I was going real hard and my.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Face is real puffed up and just like really collect
like a memory foam mattress, collecting like every little touch
of things. So I have the sunglasses on. Just ate
too much salt this week and just you know, just
been super Bowl.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Out of all the holidays, first of all, the super Bowl,
I think is the second most American, the second most
American holiday.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's like really defines.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
America Halloween or something. Four number that's kind.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Of maybe Thanksgivings number two, but it's top three. Super
Bowl should be a national holiday. But I would say
that you're right. I think out of all of the holidays,
Super Bowl is the most salt food consumed holiday, saltiest.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, even if you try to eat healthy, like, well,
that's what healthy is is they just put lots of
salt and sugar and things, and then it's like fat
free and everyone thinks it's fine because we are all
still brainwashed from the nineties when fat was the enemy,
and why wouldn't it be it's called fat and you're
trying not to be fat. Yeah, no fat phobia here.

(01:50):
I mean, like the culture says you shouldn't be fat,
and then the thing there's an agree in food called fat.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
You know what it reminds me of.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
It reminds me of when you were listening to the
radio and there is an option. I always as a
kid was like, why is there an option to turn
down one instrument? Like why is there only an option
to turn down the bass guitar?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Like why is it? And then the trouble.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
I don't even know what the trouble was, but I
was like, there's two instruments that they're like some people
just don't want them in their music and to me,
the bass is it's not always the bass guitar, but
a lot of times the sound of bass is a
bass guitar. And it's the same thing. It's like you
you it's named for a thing that it doesn't represent.
I don't know what I'm trying to say. Do you

(02:32):
know what I'm trying to say? Kind of anyway, I
ate a lot of salt. I like soy sauce, and
I like skinny pop, and I like mustard.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
And I had a pretzel and.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Mix it, put it in a bag, eat it up,
called the New Orleans sandwich.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Then I get a lot of fruit because that's like
all they have.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
The game is like, if you're a vegan, it's like
a pretzel is the only vegan thing and it's probably
not has butter on it.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
But like, what am I gonna do? I just can't.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Yeah, it's not real spray butter, fake oil, probably hydrogenized fats,
probably not probably.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Hydrogenated soybean oil. Okay, Yeah, that's that's right. Thank you
for making me feel better about it.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
You know, like I've taken away there.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
We're spending money on butter.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
A great vegan but you're right, you're right, it probably
is fake. So it's just like gross.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
And how was the super Dome? So you went to
the Super Bowl? Yeah, not but one day ago actually.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Ago.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I was hair and makeup for the Super Bowl. Yeah,
time yesterday.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Glorious super Dome in New Orleans, Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
How was that? They say that that's one of the
best stadiums in the country. Now, you've been a lot.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I have been to a lot, and I've actually been
there for Taylor Swift.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
Yeah, I've been to.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I saw Aras tour there and I saw a lot
of footage of it.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
During the flood, which do they name the flood? Was
there a hurk? Was it named? What was it named?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh Katrina, like two thousand and four.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
If I think it was.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
But yeah, yeah, that like kind of that's what sticks
in my head that.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
You're like Tate McCrae with the score.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Whoa wait what Pate McCrae predicted the score she were
going to win and the score would be forty to
twenty two in December on a TikTok?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
How did she do what?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
She was just like randomly guessing. I mean, it's like it's.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's not even like the hap that happens twenty two.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Is she goes for forty twenty two and because there
was yeah in December.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Against the Chiefs or did she no? No, that is unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Wow, it was really cool.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
And she's not even American, she's from Canada. Yeah, she
goes is this a football thing? Like she didn't even understand,
like what would mean?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh my god? Well that makes me like Tate McCray more.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
The Super the Dome was like, I'm gonna be honest, like, fine,
I can't really compare it to other places, Like I
really like an outdoor stadium, so that's always just changes things.
And I am so anti turf now after watching a
nine minute video I stumbled across on my Instagram.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
The other day. The players hate the turf?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Why are we playing on it?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Then?

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Greed cheer Greed.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
It's because it's annoying to take care of grass. Even
though they have new technological advancements that make it easier
to roll out a grass field, they find it annoying
to take care of grass. It's expensive to make grass grow.
It's just like having a lawn on your front yard.
You know how hard it is to keep that grass green.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
And nice, there's like sixty eight percent more injuries.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
No nice.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
All the players hate it. They compare it to playing
on concrete. And then there's this other thing.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I didn't watch the whole video, but it seems like
there's like they can't really even complain about it because
they'll they'll get in trouble for even saying anything bad
about it.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
So'st it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
They yeah, they can't take a knee because they're scared
of it's gonna hurt. You're goddamn term, but like, yeah,
they'll just get There's there's non contact injuries, which I
didn't even know was a thing. It's like when you're
running and you just twist your angle because of like
a ghost or not.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Even that's what happened to Aaron Rodgers last year.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
You're just kind of like, sometimes it's people on the
sidelines and it's it happened to uh, our good friend
and uh compatriot Mike Gibbons had a non contact injury
where that's where most achilles tears happen. It's not even
when you're playing. It's not even when you're getting tackled.
It's not even a twist. It's just like when you
start to run and all of a sudden, bo gotcha.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
That makes sense, that makes sense. But yeah, it just
that really upset me. Reading that.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I'm just like, oh, so, like the players can't even
complain about it because they know they'll never win. Yeah,
and they just don't want to spend the extra money
on it.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
It's like, it's like what I've been saying. It's what
I said about.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
There's some kind of oh about paying the Dallas Cowboys
cheerleaders make the cups, make a large soda one dollar extra,
and then just put that towards getting grass.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah, they wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
If they made it with large soda one dollar more,
they'd give it to Jerry Jones so he can have
another private jet that he doesn't fly.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Or what you know.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
It's like it doesn't even go towards anything useful.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
This is what our entire country's problem is.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
What's wrong with everyone? I can't even take it.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Don't even get me started on the booing last night,
Like I can't. I went fucking nuts today on Bethany
Frankel's Instagram post. I couldn't take it. Like she's in
the right place. She was like, you know, I didn't
even see it yet. But I heard Taylor Swift got
booed at the at the game, and I think it's
just she pretty much just like she didn't say these words,
which was like, I think it's like really disgusting and

(07:41):
like bad for our daughters that people are just booing
this girl that hasn't done anything, and like why she
her boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Well, okay, so I'm not supporters.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
The Eagles fans, and she was where she.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Obviously represents the chiefs, and they were doing anything on
anyone on screen. I was there so before that it
would be like then hey, and they were just showing
different fans every time there were Eagles fans cheers every
time there was a cheef sand booze, and so when
they put her up, it was obviously booze, but but
it wasn't even that that. I mean, I thought that
was pretty disgusting. I was embarrassed, and you will, I

(08:15):
went fucking wild cheering and making but then I was like, wait,
could my cheer be like caught up with the booze?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
So I tried to go like high pitch, like.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I was just like, get the camera off of her,
don't let this like what whoever was operating the.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Camera like they were going.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
They were bouncing around so quick to all the celebrities,
but on her, they really left it a really long time,
which I understands Taylor Swift, but once this booze started,
they should have got it off of her immediately. Don't
make her sit and watch that and have to respond.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
To itted online.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
She looked so cute.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I have to say, that's like the one positive of
them booing her.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
She just said, and then smiling. You do I know
it was. I just thought it was really embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
And so, speaking of like the backlash against Taylor Swift,
I think maybe you posted this.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
It was every single person like so.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
I watched the halftime show and I'm a huge Kendrick fan,
and I have a bad night for Jews overall, but
huge because Drake's a Jew and this was like they
basically the capstone of his public execution was Kendrick Lamar
doing the disc track at the super Bowl. But I

(09:35):
thought it was an amazing super Bowl halftime show. I
have a few criticisms, but overall amazing. Online though tons
of people saying it was the worst halftime show they've
ever seen. Was it you that posted the picture of
all the funny the I mean, it's unbelievable. So Nicky
posts something on her Instagram stories. You can follow her
at Mickey Glazer on.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
In case you didn't know. People don't think I made it.
I just I found it on Reddit.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
If there would have been a creator attached to it,
I would have I would have posted it. But I
figured the person who posted it was just you know, yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Well I was really mad by going on Twitter and
seeing all these people like, well worse.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Chris and I were like, what is going on? Because
we witnessed it and then you know, we also it
looks different on TV, but right we also had a
screen above our box where we were kind of like
watching what it would be like on TV, and it
was amazing, and it was just with people didn't recognize
the music and there were no white people in it,
I guess.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
But yeah, the meme that I posted.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Is just a bunch of like, you know, Twitter avatars
that are like the circle or Instagram avatars, and it's
the circle, and it's just a bunch of like white
men with big, you know, sunglasses on.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Every single avatar. Every single person who said this halftime
show wasn't good. Was almost like the AI replicant of
the same white man. I mean it was the same
guy and they all had sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
All like aviators on.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
I mean that's like the.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Classic like troll, like maga troll look on these avatars.
But I didn't like the halftime show in quotes. And
then it's just like all these people. I mean, I've
never gotten so many responses on my an Instagram post
since I said I was going to host the Golden Globes,
Like everyone is writing to.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Me being like this is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
I mean, I think people know I didn't write it
because it's clearly a repost, but yeah, it's so funny
because it's so accurate. And yeah, people are really upset
about it, I guess, and that which is just delightful
to me because it was it was.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
It was fun. It was very like Chris and I
were just like it's it was.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
It was a celebration of America, and it was like
a kind of an in your face, just like you know,
response to everything that's happening now.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
But it wasn't too overt.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
It was kind of all kind of subliminal, and you
have to really be paying attention and you have to
listen to the lyrics and like understand what he's saying.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
And I loved it. I thought it was so good.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
And I'm not even like a huge Kendrick fan now
I am.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
I have one critique of the halftime show. That's generals,
but I think we have to go break.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Right, Okay, we'll go to break and we'll go back
to our all right, we're back. What what did what
was your critique of the halftime show?

Speaker 5 (12:14):
The criticul of my half from show, which I agree
with some of the commenters, even though that there was
clear ulterior motives.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I miss when we used.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
To have outrageously unrealistic mashups in half the super Bowl
halftime shows, when you would pull in like ridiculous combinations
of stars that you're like, you would never sears.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, exactly, Janet.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Jackson, right, so like Kendrick and Sizza and then randomly
one of the Williams sisters was dancing.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Is that right? I didn't really Serena was dancing.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
You used to date Drake, Oh, so.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
That I that?

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah? Yeah, I didn't know until I got home and
talked to someone.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's huge. That's amazing. That that was like really amazing.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Yeah, and apparently Sizza also dated Drake.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yes, wow, I mean Drake is just man, he is
he can't win. He should he should literally just start.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
He should like.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
What's he gonna do next? Like just it better be
the greatest. It's it's so much pressure.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
I mean, he should just fuck a kid so that
he retire, lean into it.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
I mean, I don't you know, if there's groups that
wouldn't mind.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
He'll turn.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
That's the that's the only move at this point is
you take a heel turn and you're just like yeah,
I'm a bad guy now and go to jail. Like
you have to just become what they say you are.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Just retire like you're rich enough, like no one needs
you to keep working. Like I understand that he wants
to keep creating, and he's probably an artist that craves
putting stuff out there.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Just then go.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
I think at this point you have to like create
a new person. You've got to like fears, like you
have to do a different character. Because but I'm not
really like sad for him, like oh he like if
he were to be to be forced into early retirement,
he's he's at least got you know, three hundred million
dollars at least. Yeah, he's okay, Like you could just

(14:07):
go stop, just stop doing it.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
No one, we don't need more.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
I mean, I create a wol if Taylor Swift stop,
and someone could argue the same thing.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
But you know, not that she's being forced.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
But like, I don't think anyone needs to keep working
after they've earned one hundred million.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Dollars other than the heel turn. Here's what he can do.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
He can create an anonymous account on SoundCloud and release
some unidentified tracks that don't say that they're Drake under
a new name, and those.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Have become huge, and then be like it was me
the whole time, right, and then we'd all lose our
mind and eat crow.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah. Yeah, that's one one that would be cool.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah. I was waiting for some kind of like big
I was waiting for Taylor Swift to come out.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
I'm not gonna lie I kind of.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I was watching her box the whole night because I
had a good, pretty good view of it, and I
saw her like dip out a little bit before halftime,
and I was like, no way, because you know, he
was featured on Bad Blood, and then it got further
and further in and I'm like, there's no way she's
coming out, but not this point.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
It was an amazing show.

Speaker 5 (15:05):
I also, I took one prop bet during the prop
bets or bets that are like about the stupid and
stuff silly. Yeah, I took one prop bet and my
prop bet was that the first song that Kendrick would
sing would be Squabble Up.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
And I was right. I called it.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
I mean, that was so excited.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
I mean, I well, yeah, I started dancing and singing
Squabble Up and it was amazing. I mean, out of
all like so unlikely, like it was just I mean
one of the best moments of my life.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Was I wanted more. I wanted to see more of
that on Sol in the Pan on TV. It was
so fast.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I mean I've seen the clip over and over and
I'm like, yeah, like we could barely say it because
we're like so high up, so we wouldn't even even
know it was her so far away, you know. But yeah,
I would have liked it to be on her a
little bit longer because I was like, oh, that was
really interesting and.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Really she just looked cool. Yeah, I was like I.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Was into it where we were sitting in a box
seat on like the not the far this up, but
like like Taylor Swift's box was like above ours. So
there's like two rows of boxes and hers and Trump's
were like above ours.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
We were on like the three hundred levels. She was
in the four hundred.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Level and we were in a box with Bill Belichick
and his his girlfriend Jordan, who I talked to for
a really long time, and I really like, she's going
to get me on a supplement. We were talking about
supplements and how just aging and how I feel about this.
She's gonna send me a list and then she said

(16:38):
that in two weeks, my life is going to change.
You should take She's going to send me a list
of supplements that's all natural stuff because she's like really
researched this stuff and she's yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
She was like, I'm gonna.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
About those Chinese herbs. I haven't tried them yet, but
I've ordered those Chinese tried them yet.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Forgot.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
If that's the hard part about the supplements, it's like,
you know they work. It takes I would say give
it three weeks because it takes twenty one days for
your blood to recycle, like recycle but the hard part
is just being consistent with it.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
The only consistent one I take is neutrafule. I like,
I take it every day and if I skip a day,
I think my hair is going to start falling out.
So like if you if you make it about my
like vanity, I'll do it every day no matter.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
What, like a preview of supplements that she says you
should take.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
No, No, I'll let you guys know when I get it,
because she's she's like, you know, a lot of judgment
going on with that relationship, just I would if I
was everyone. Yet it's fun to make fun because it's
a huge age gap, and it's like it's obviously like
ripe for just punchlines like why not even I've you know,

(17:50):
been known to make them. And but I learned some
stuff that I'm like, oh, I'm gonna shove my mouth
and I'm going to not judge because I think it's
I know, it's legit. And she seems really really happy,
and she seems to have a really good head on
her shoulders. And I think people are just like people are,

(18:11):
just they don't like things that look different to them,
and women are I will throw myself in that I'm
deeply threatened by men being tired of me once I age,
and like, how unfair it is that men get to
age and then they get to just get younger women
and throw us in the trash. And I think it's
threatening to women a lot. That's why I think women
hate it. I think they and then they make it

(18:33):
about it's disgusting, it's gross, and I think it's again
it's hypocrisy. I think there's a lot of women that
would be with older men when they were younger for
the advantages of just like security, being with someone who's
mature and can like handle their success and not be
threatened by it because they're not a young boy. There's
a lot of reasons that meant women would want to
be with an older guy, but they have to go, oh,

(18:54):
I would never that's I feel so sorry for her.
That's disgusting. But I think it's like, once again, I
think everything stems from a little bit of jealousy, and
you could probably track it to like there's something about
it that threatens your bottom line, and I know it
threatens mine because I am feared that when Chris gets
Bill Belichick's age, he could probably just go if he's
you know, successful and with it enough, he could probably

(19:17):
go replace me with a twenty three year old that
he meets on a plane or whatever. Like there's something
about it that threatens me. So but I'm I'm Kim Jordan. Yeah,
it kind of would get me horn again. Yeah, but then,
how did you guys start talking? She came up to
me after the NFL Honors. We were so at the
NFL Honors on Thursday night.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
I saw her.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
With him and I was like, oh my god, and
what what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I haven't even talked about that yet.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Oh. Yeah, the NFL Honors was on Thursday. Then I
flew to Pittsburgh on Friday. So NFL Honors was in
New Orleans on Thursday. Yes, I got it on Wednesday Thursday,
private jet, which you just have like a quick follow up,
like how John Hamm and Shaboozy. It was John Hamm
and Shaboozy baby, Like it was just what to do?

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Did you choose to engage in social activities for the
flight or did you do the ten minutes of talking
and then everyone takes a nap question.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
It was kind of that.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
It was like twenty five minutes of talking and then
like kind of like here and there, kind of in
and out of talking, and like then like no sleeping
because I just no one needs to see that. I
would have had to get out my like disgusting pillow eyemask.
So I kind of just like closed my eyes like
I was one of those girls that could just like
lean back, oh yeah, and like just like kind of

(20:31):
look out the window and close my eyes with my
mouth shut and it.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Would stay that way. So yeah, I just.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I just pretended maybe, and then I was just like
too anxious about everything I had going on. And it
was a really nice jet though I don't all honors
really hooked up those who presented, and I was really
just so appreciative that I got asked to do it
because it was such a fun event, so that we Yeah,
it was like nice small talk. John Hammon and his
wife are so nice, chaboozy, and his team was these

(21:00):
two guys that were with him were so nice. It
was just like the nicest kind of people that you.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Could be around.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
And John hamm and I and Chris are all from
Saint Louis that we had that in common, and we
talked about, you know, growing up in Saint Louis, and
his wife is really smart, really cool, really interesting girl
and had the best best fashion. Like I if she
would have just been a stranger, I would have taken
a picture of her outfit and said, Emily, let's source
all of this and like, and by the way, she's

(21:26):
not wearing socks. She's wearing no show socks and it
seems to be fine, and it seems to look really
really good and yeah, and oh I told Emily I was,
and she was like, no way, and I was like, yeah,
I was.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
She was like, you should take a picture.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
I was like, there's no way I was gonna sneak
a picture of John Ham's wife.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Uh socks there, I know, lack of socks, and.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
To prove that it looked cool, I couldn't.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
And her jewelry was cool, like I wanted to take
a picture of her, the way she stacked her.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Rings and her bracelets.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Like.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
She was just a very well put together person, as
was John Ham. I was like cut every every little
you know, he got cool.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
His bag was cool.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Yeah, you got to be on the field and introduce
the chiefs and he did a great job. And then
Bradley Cooper introduced the Eagles, but John Hamm was They
were both amazing at introducing and I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Really tell because our screen had a delay, so like
their voices was different than what they were saying.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Played well.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
John Hamm was like, uh, like Fargo esque John ham
where he and he had this like extreme aggressions. Yeah,
Pierce nipples, big Schlang and the outdoor hot tub. John
ham He brought him out in style. Bradley Cooper had
his daughter with him, so he had to tone it
down slightly, but he was also amazing that. That was

(22:46):
a cool feature of the Super Bowl, which I don't
recall seeing in.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
The past, celebrities bringing out the.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Teams calling him out as they come out.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Of the Oh Samuel L. Jackson was a really.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Cool part of Oh Yeah, that was awesome.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
Like narrating it, doing like the Greek chorus throughout it.
I thought it was so cool.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Okay, so plane ride Land, go to hotel Chabboozy were
like right next to his room, and it's it's weird
because when you're I've been listening to this That's Tipsy
song for really a couple of time. And so Chris
and I are constantly just going like, oh my good lord,
like we're just always singing it. And that's just like

(23:24):
how Chris and I operate. We just like sing all
the time, little snippets of songs. And the amount of
times I had to stop myself from singing that in
front of him was innumerable, you guys.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
So I couldn't.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
I was like, I'm not even gonna talk because every
time I talk, I want to say, oh my good Lord,
which is by the way, I did have the thought
that if our plane crashes or something bad happens. I
know that if there was like there's an engine failure
and it was like we would just hear hear shaboozi
go oh ma, and.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
That would have been made. That would have made it
worth it.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
There was another plane crash in Alaska.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I know that's three.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
The rule of three is that should be Okay, it's over.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Can I just tell you what I've been doing for
my own mind with the plane stuff that I think
is really helpful, sure, and gives me a sense of
control when there literally is none.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
So you guys know, I believe in like manifestation and
visualization and all that stuff. So I think a lot
of times on planes when I get in my head
about like oh my god, it's going to crash, I
like start picturing the crash.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
I start like picturing.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Like all of a sudden a boom or like you know,
a fucking helicopter chopping off half of the fuselage or
whatever you whatever it is. I keep running like that
moment through my mind, and I'm like, oh shit, Like
when you visualize stuff, it like fucking happens, right, Like
that's how that's how I manifest is like visualization. I
think I've talked about this before, Like I just try

(24:51):
to counteract that. So I just picture myself getting my
bag at baggage claim in the city. I'm going to
going walking into my apartment, seeing my the cold air
of the Saint Louis like whatever temperature it is. Like
I start I counteract all the visualizations with the visualizations
of being home and how real that feels. And then
I just know in my heart that that's what's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
I just know it.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
And I don't know if it'll help you if if
you struggle out there with flying and being scared, but
when you have one of those thoughts, just counteract it
with the thought of, like, what's gonna look like when
you land, when you walk past it Anti Ann's in
terminal three when you are getting to your hotel. You
might not know what your hotel looks like, but just
like picture checking into a hotel and with some jazz
music playing in the background, if it's New Orleans, you

(25:35):
know what I mean, Like, try to picture the opposite
of that. And that's what's given me some kind of control,
because I gotta say, my anxiety with flying has amped
up nine hundred percent, which is nine times the amount
like it's and I'm already was at like a like
I'm very little anxiety on a plane, Like I would
almost say it's almost none. So going up to nine
hundred percent is not a ton. I would say, it's

(25:56):
way less than most people's normal anxiety, but it's definitely
more prevalent.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
It honestly feels.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Like now, when I used to smoke weed before a
flight sometimes to be like, oh, I'm just mean, I'm
not doing anything for the next five hours, I should
smoke weed. I would get I would have anxiety because
I would start thinking about bad things, you know, in
my mind would wonder it's like that, but I'm not high.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I'll go to that.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
And so it's just that's been helping me a lot,
and remembering that there's forty eight thousand flights a day
and nothing happens.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, you would be in more danger if you did
chose to drive.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
To your Yeah, they don't report like all the car
accidents that are happening at once.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
No, they don't.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
And I'm not about to go on a tour bus.
I heard some people comedians like switched over from planes
to buses because they're scared.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
And then I have so much more anxiety on a
tour bus. When I was on Bird's tour, are like,
oh did I talk about this already?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, oh sorry, okay, never mind, I had no Yeah
you also had that this weekend. Oh yeah, I did
Bird's show.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
So anyway, went to Pittsburgh so NFL Honors on Thursday. Yes,
waiting for the car after the show, and it's like,
you know, the valley, a valet kind of area, but
it's like a big it means everyone that's in the show,
all the athletes, which there is, it's so many athletes.
I mean, Chris was like we were sitting right in

(27:18):
front of Roger Goodell was sitting literally in the seat
in front of us in this theater.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
It was it was wild. Wow, he's on an athlete,
butte was he one at some point?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
He's a financial athlete.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
That's a good point. So I just kept going, no turf,
no durf. That was actually before I knew about that.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
You got to be dreaming for that to work though,
And so.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Uh, I was just hanging out by oh And during
the NFL Honors, Snoop made a joke about Belichick's girlfriend
and him, and so they cut to them and she
looked so hot.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
I loved her dress. I thought she looked at my god,
and I really like her.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
And people were saying there was like some backlash, which
I don't really think there was. I think it was
just like a fake headline where one person tweeted, this
is inappropriate for this event, and so they made a
headline out of it and said, like people are in
an uproar about her outfit being too you know, inappropriate
for this event, and it was so not inappropriate. If
Jala wore everyone would be applauding her, like people just

(28:21):
want to make her out to be just a six object.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
That funny how that's what the media is now is
they find one person's tweet and then they extrapolate that
to the rest of the wa They.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
Say people are in an uproar.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
It's two tweets, and they can say, you know, NFL
fans call for the you.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
Know, foxnews dot com does that all the time. As
you know, I have an accountant foxnews dot Com and
I engage in the comments. But they they'll say that,
they'll be like, people hated what Yeah, did I not
say that to you?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
That would be.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Insane to I couldn't even imagine what those that comments say.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
It's truly the comment section is incredible, Like it really
has become a more tolerant place over the last I mean,
it's honestly like there has been a little bit a
surprising amount of like self awareness in those comments. There's
still like the usual I think like the most of
the real extreme people are on x and like foxnews
dot COM's comments section has a good mixture of opinions. Anyway,

(29:23):
they'll do that all the time on foxnews dot Com.
While they say like people were people were really angry
at blah blah, Blah's choice of words during this, and
they have like two tweets to true tweet of people
who have like six followers each, You're no.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
One.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Please everyone be more savvy and know that when it
says like people are upset about something, it's not based
on literally anything.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
It's hopeless. It's hopeless. We've talked about this with a
fucking people are not if people were done.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
That, No, we're we're I literally wrote on the Bethany
Frankle thing. I said, I go, it was so grow.
The Taylor Swift doing it was so gross, I said.
And all of these comments. I love how hypocritical all
these comments are. If any of you saw Taylor Swift
on the street, you would scream, probably start crying, ask
for a selfie. I said this, I go, America is cooked.

(30:16):
I just learned that phrase, but I love it. And
America is fully cooked. Yeah, and we're done. I'm only
complaining now. I'm not looking for solutions, y'all. I'm just complaining,
like I'm I'm through my like I'm I am immune
to it, like I'm immune to I don't let a
lot of it in. But it found me because he

(30:38):
had Grandpa had to show up at prom. That's how
I felt when I found out he was coming to
the super Bowl. I was like, why is Grandpa coming
to prom?

Speaker 4 (30:45):
No one want? This is a fun place anyways.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
So so uh oh, so I'm sitting I'm standing by
the waiting for the car.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
And then so I had seen her on screen, and
I really liked to.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Reaction to the joke Snoop Dogg Maine because she just
like kind of like laugh and like just looked like
classy and just handled it well. Wasn't like rolling your
eyes or being like ah shocked. She just was like, ah,
you know, really just classy stuff. And so she came
up and I go, oh my god. She goes, hi,
I just wanna say I love you or whatever, you know,
something really nice. And I go, oh my god, I

(31:19):
know you. She goes, you do and I go I
think so. And she was like how and I'm like,
aren't you weren't you? I go, I think you're so
like you. You just you have such a great sense
of humor about everything, and you're such you just seem
really cool and like, I just I like you. And
she was like, wait, why do you why would you
know me, and I was like, I go, tonight, you

(31:39):
were really cool when you were like when they put
you on the screen, and she was like, I don't think.
I don't think you are talking about the same person.
I go, oh no, And then I was like almost
scared that I was this woman was gonna think that
I thought she was Bill Belichick's girlfriend, even though I
would be like, because I think most women are just
like have a bad perception of her even though they shouldn't,
and I would be fucking off nerd if someone thought I.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Looked like her.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
And then I was like, wait, this bitch shouldn't be
embarrassed that I think that she's her. But then Chris
looked at me like I don't think you know who
that is. And then she was like, yeah, well I'm
just here with my boyfriend Bill. And I was like,
wait that is you, and she goes, I go, you
were on the screen tonight and she was like I was,
and I was like yes, and you were so fun,
like you laughed at it, and so then it was anyway,
she was a fan. She was like, and by the way,
I was a fan before the Tom Brady Rose. I

(32:21):
knew who you were and all the very very nice.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Like no, my boyfriend Bill Cower.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
And so I met her there and then when I
found out she was gonna be in the box, I
was like, oh great, like I have a rapport with
her at least, And and then she came to the
box and uh, I just was like hey Jordan, and
then she just sat down and we talked for like
probably forty minutes, had a really good time talking and
like she had you know, she's someone that I will say,

(32:51):
like it's just on girls chat. We were talking about
like when you meet someone and all they do is
talking about themselves and they don't ask a single question
about yours and.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
How that's a very thing.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
That thing happens to everyone, and then if you do
say something about yourself, they kind of just like stare
at you, and then you have no follow up and
it'll make it about it, like what'd you say?

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Or they'll make it about them.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yes, And Okay, let's be honest, like there are a
lot of people that are boring and maybe it would
be hard to come up with things like I can
always come up with something to ask someone about themselves, like,
but I I know that I'm I'm you you should
ask me some questions about Like, I've got a pretty
interesting life. I don't think it's like I know what

(33:33):
it is, but on this paper, I think it looks
interesting enough that if people have questions for me, I'm like,
you're an idiot, like you know, like come up with
something like but I know it's a struggle for you know,
someone who might have like a job that like you know,
they're a consultant of some sort, and you're like, I
don't know what to say about that, but like I
got a lot.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
To work with, so you should ask me. Anyway.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
She she had so many questions for me, but it
was really like interesting stuff about how how I just
handle being in this industry and how I cope with
the judgment or like kind of you know, related to
the stuff she struggles with, but in a different way.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
And it got me really thinking about Mike.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
She was like, you know athletes talk about She was like,
athletes really focus on what's gonna happen after they kind
of age out of the business, you know, like they
have a deadline. Their bodies like fail them at some point,
and like as a woman in entertainment, because we were
talking about aging. She was like, there's kind of an
expiration date. It's not like explicit, but things drop off.

(34:30):
She was like, do you do your agents like talk
to you about a plan for like when that happens.
And I'm like, no, they don't. And not because they're
bad guys or because they're not good at their job,
or they're not trying.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
To foresee the future.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
It's because it's like this unspoken thing, like everyone likes
to pretend it doesn't happen, right, like athletes, it's kind
of like you. It's even with athletes, I feel like
it's kind of you don't really want to talk about.
It's such a sad thing that it eventually happens. But
retirement is a thing that's talked about and like, what
are you gonna do after you retire?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Because it's imminent.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
But with with in as a woman in this industry
where you turn fifty and everything dries up, including the
roles for you and people wanting to see you on TV,
everyone kind of acts like it doesn't happen. And so
I say to her, I said to her, you know there,
we don't really talk about it, but I'm aware of
it and I'm working on. That's why I'm taking months
off to get a facelift and do things that are

(35:20):
like going to keep my career going as long as
I can on television.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
But I thought that was a really interesting point.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
She was like, well, they should talk about that with you,
and I'm like, I think I might be offended if
they did, if they did bring it up, but also
it is something that I'm planning for, And I just
thought that was a that's an interesting thing because we
do have a shelf life, and I think models also
probably don't get their reps don't talk to them about it.
Even though models it's a very it's almost like it's
exactly like athletes. Yeah, you know, but I bet it's not,

(35:50):
even as it's almost rude to bring up with women.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
Once you retire from comedy, what are you gonna do?
Are you gonna become a commentator?

Speaker 4 (35:59):
I'm gonna do commentary of yeah, of comedians specials.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I But I think it's because it's rude when women age.
Talking about women aging is rude, whereas talking about a
man aging is just a fact, and it doesn't because
it doesn't diminish what you are.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
It doesn't it doesn't mean that people. It doesn't.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
You know, it definitely sucks, and you guys feel it
and you become a little bit more invisible to the
opposite sex.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
But it doesn't. It's not mean to say a guy
is aging. It's like not a rude thing to say
to him.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Whereas a woman, it's like it's you would never ever.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
You don't ask a woman her age.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
You don't talk about like it's it's it's just unspoken.
I think we just need to speak about it more,
and I think it needs to be on women to
also talk about it more too.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Sure, men definitely have a better deal when it comes
to aging. There's that you remember the Bill burd joke
where he's like men men aging. What once women get
around children, bearing age then and start to surpass them
in terms of how they age and how they're reacted
to by society.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
But then once they get.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Old, women just shoot above them, and men become these
like they're like impossibly disgusting and they can't even think anymore,
and women are like still playing cards and they're still
with it. I don't think that's like the most I
would still take the man aging route, I think, But

(37:26):
exactly when you reach a certain age. It's like like
my neighbor, my downstairs neighbor's in her nineties now, and
she still drives and she still has taken her dog
out for walks.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
She's perfectly with it.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
I just can't imagine even meeting a man who's in
his nineties who could even walk.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Yeah, it does, it does you? Guys? Seemed to become
a little bit more helpless.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I was getting a ride from the airport actually from
a really really old man that you know was a
sign to like pick me up. And I felt really
bad for him because he was kind of like swerve like.
It was like getting a drunk driver. Honestly, that's what
That's what it was. But it was like one that
I couldn't say, hey, this isn't okay, yeah, because it
would have been agist.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yes, so it was old and drunk this guy it
could have been.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
But yeah, I did get a joke out of it
because his mouth was doing that like dry mouth thing.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
It was just like it was, yeah, it was real.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Like every time, yeah, yeah, which is like an old
man kind of thing. He's very sweet and I think
I kind of at one point was like just get over,
like cause it was like such bad traffic in New
Orleans and all I want. I had like this three
hour window to take a nap, and I had not
slept the night before, and I'm like just looking at
the clock, like watching the uber go from like, you know,

(38:43):
twenty minutes to twenty five minutes, then twenty seven minutes,
and I'm like, if he doesn't get over, it's gonna
add another thirty six. It was just like and I
was just no, like no, like get over now. And
I felt like so bad, but I had to kind
of like yeah, but he was just too scared to
get over it. And I'm like, you just gotta get old,
Like you guys, there's a space that, you know, where
the car is like kind of a guy's on his phone,
he doesn't look, so he leaves a big space.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Yeah, and that's when you go in.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah, you gotta get in. You gotta assert yourself, you know.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
But I felt bad.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
I was like, that's gonna be carm I shouldn't like
snap in an old man, and I wasn't. I wasn't rude,
but I did like kind of get an urgency that
I'm sure he didn't appreciate. But right then what a
gift was given to me by his chappy mouth because
it it ended up being a punchline later on, not
about him, but I compared, you know, my vaginal dryness
to like the sounds of his mouth and.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
It gotta go laugh, so, you know, just to let
you know, it might not be dry mouth. It also
could be dentures. People make that same noise when they're
because they're not their teeth.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Keep moving around.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
It's like a nightmare and they have to keep especially
when they first get them.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Okay, that's a good point.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
I think it was that, Yeah, like you, when you
don't have teeth, you your mouth has to constantly do that.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Yeah, you have to do that a lot.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I do know that, and I have empathy for it
because I'll be there someday too. So I felt a
little bit bad because I was like, I'm to be
old and not want to not really know when to
turn and not know how to turn on, like not
know how to operate the van door. Like I can't
get mad at this is just not fair because we're
hopefully we'll all be there. I think there's gonna be
a climate disaster before I'll reach that age. But or

(40:15):
like you know, a civil war in which I'll literally
shoot myself right away because I don't want to live
in war. But that's why I want a gun for
the civil war. It's just a ton on myself. I'm
not I'm sorry. I shout out to everyone who's been
through war and survived it.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Not I'm not doing it.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
I don't want to live through it. It seems like
so terrible.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
It seems like and then once you get through it,
your scarred for life.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
No thank you, I'm out. And so then anyway back
to the NFL host just all over the place.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
But I will say that we have to go to break. Oh,
so I'll tell you about the super Bowl. I mean,
I guess I have the Bird Show to talk about
and the super Bowl when we go back und So
then I get back on I go to Pittsburgh. Amazing show.
Shout out Pittsburgh.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
I really liked your Instagram story when you were writing.
It's like almost like ASMR in a way where you're writing,
great show, Pittsburgh.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Thank you. I really liked it too, isn't it? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (41:20):
I really I shot it like late at night when
I got back to my room and I was like
binging on skinny Pop and I was like, this is
kind of a fun thing. I think I would watch
that over and over because I love watching people write
and I love the sound of it. And it was
like a really good pen and I had a rite
amount of pieces of paper underneath it, so it made
this really nice sound. Because if you're someone who knows
what I'm talking about with ASMR, like if it's like
too chunky of a pad, it's not as good of

(41:43):
a sound, Like you need the desk like kind of
under it, with like two pieces of paper on top
and maybe like a like a matt underneath it. So
it was like a good sound. And then and then
I realized I cannot write, Like there's no way for
me to write without like I've forgotten how to write.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
It's gonna look like shit.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
So I have to go back and put in the
T T SB.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
You are like, yeah, your muscles atrophy. I think I
relate to this so much.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I had to write a birthday card this weekend and
I was just like, oh, my penmanship is disgusting. It's
my y's and teas are like stuck together. It's just
it's like guitar like if you set it down like
you a gar.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah, that's a hard you just like you think that
writing is so ingrained in us, but it like really isn't,
like I forget how to to do it? No, it isn't.
Everything can be changed, you can, you can. Yeah, it's
kind of nice that we're completely malleable. Yeah, there's nothing
that's like stuck in us.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
It's both the greatest strength and our greatest weakness. Mmmm. Yeah,
I love that.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
So yeah, I wrote thank you Pittsburgh on a pad
of paper and then I put a posted on my
story and I will do more of those because I
enjoyed it too. Thank you for that feedback, Bran. But
the show was amazing in Pittsburgh. It was who opened
for you there?

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Tommy Brennan. Oh, the guy that I talked about on
the here.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Remember when I was like I saw this guy this
morning on on Instagram reels and I like was so
impressed by him.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Yeah, now I remember, But what was it? What did
you post on reels?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
It was a joke about Moses, I think in the
Ten Commandments or something, and it was like like, oh,
there was a joke about like it's like they shall
not like covet thy neighbor's wife or whatever or covet.
They like yeah, and he's like, that's that one sounds
like pretty specific, like we we know what was going

(43:38):
on in his Like the other ones are like thou
sha't not kill, thou shall not lie.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
That one's like really specific. And they're like, is someone
banging your wife?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
He's like no, No, are you sure you're your neighbor?

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Is like it was something. It just was so good.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
And and I just, you know, like you just get
a sense about someone when you watch a clip of
them that they're gonna be a certain way. Like I
I think I have a I'm I have a sixth
sense about when someone's gonna be my friend. Like I
just I think I might not be the best at anything,
but I'm pretty much the best at determining when someone's
gonna be a friend of mine, almost like right away,
like love at first sight kind of thing with friends.

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And I just was like, I think I want to
be friends with this person. And so not only was
he so funny, just seemed kind and boy, was I right.
You're gonna love this guy, Brian. He's just he's awesome.
One of us He's in New York. He works at.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
The Cellar a Ton.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
He's from Minneapolis originally, then he went to Chicago. He's
from a family of eight kids, Catholic family.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Really just kind, funny, nice.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Was so appreciative of like all the perks of working
with me on the road, Like Emily was like, Tommy's
so sweet.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
He was like, I asked for his dinner order and
he's like.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Man, usually I'm just like scrounging for snacks backstage, Like
I get an actual meal that I get to choose
what I want. And you know, I was like, what
do you want from Starbucks? He's like, whoa really? And
also like really just sweet sweet, And.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
It reminds you too that stuff like that novelty, that
reaction reminds you of how like, oh yeah, what I
have is actually special and it.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Makes me feel good, Like I love like treating people kindly,
but I love a good like I love like seeing that.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
I never like am waiting for it, Like why isn't
anyone thanking me?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Like I really don't search seek that out because I
just know all the people that I surround myself with,
our good people that are thankful. I've never felt taken
advantage of. But it is nice to see that initial like, ohh,
that's cool and like just just to sweek it. And
like my cousin Maggie came backstage and he hung out
and like with us with her like instantly just fit
in the groove. Was really really nice and I just

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had had so much fun. A new friend in comedy
is always a new young friend in comedy. That kind
of injects, yeah, an appetite for comedy. I think he's
twenty nine whoa at least he said his girlfriend who
is also I mean, I think they're out. I don't
mean to like outdmee, but she she's a writer on
SNL and I think he said she's twenty nine two,

(46:05):
so I can assume he's twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
But her name is Casey.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I forget her last name, but she's really really funny
and she writes. She's written for sl for like a
few years now, so she's like a savant like comedian
savant girl. And and yeah, he was just really nice
and it was so much fun. And he said that
a bestie's like have been coming to his shows and
stuff and reaching out to him, so it was so
nice that you all like.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Whoa someone that I like kind of gave some flowers too.
It's so cool.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Oh the final thought, I wanted to share what a
thing that I cannot believe This was insane to me.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
This was like so exciting. I was on Reddit.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
I follow the Reddit podcasts because I'm always looking for
like new cool podcasts to listen to. Which, by the way,
podcast recommendation that is not a comedy podcast. It's not
going to take away traffic from ours. It is a
podcast that has been talked about so much on The
Girl's Chat Telepathy Tapes, or, as Sarah Lena calls it,
telepathy tapes because it is hard to read that word.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
And say it right. I will, I will test to it.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
You want to say telepathy, Well, Telepathy Tapes is so good.
It's about nonverbal autistic kids who can communicate, who are
telepathic with their mothers often or with each other.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
And you guys, it's fucking nuts.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
And it's very well documented and it's like thousands of them,
and it's like it's a real thing.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
They have telepathy. There's like they do.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
All these experiments, they like show you all the control
settings for it so that you know they're not cheating.
There's nothing like and these people, these these kids that
don't speak and use like an iPad to talk. Can
their mother is given a random word from a word
generator and they fucking type it out and their mother's
across the room thinking it numbers up to three digits,
and they give them dozens of these and they get

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it right one hundred percent of the time.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Well it's they're counting. Never mind, and.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
I'm only I'm only two episodes in and so I'm
so excited to keep going on it. But telepathy tapes,
Like I finally gave in because Anya was raving about it,
and then Sara Lena was like, I can't sleep you guys,
because I'm like scared that something like this exists, Like
it's I'm alone in my house, and like, even though
it's not a creepy podcast, like the fact that something
is so out of this world and out of the

(48:17):
physical realm that there's and scientists won't even like address
this because they.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Can't have that with me. They can do sometimes, you know,
do you don't need twins? Yeah, sometimes they experience this.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
It explains why sometimes when you're thinking of someone, they'll
call you. I mean, I think a lot of that's
like a coincidence, But like I do think I know
for sure now that there's something else going on. There
is something that these kids are tapping into. There's a
frequency out there, like a radio frequency that.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
They are on that we are not.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Well, there's more, you know.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
There's also a question if you listen.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Our senses are limited, and there's only we're only interpreting
the data of what our limited senses can.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Oh yeah, so's they can't talk opens theirs up or something.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I don't know, Like colors don't exist there Just.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
To explain the color red to a blind person, you can't.
You don't even know what to say. You're like, well,
it's like a rose, and you're like, well fuck, Like yeah,
there's literally no.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
Way to It's such an interesting thought experiment.

Speaker 5 (49:12):
One thing that also makes me feel comfortable is that
you can think the same way you think about colors,
you can think about time. Time is doesn't exist, it
doesn't simply that also money brains interpretation of vibration, so
maybe it gives me Yeah, maybe everything is happening at once, oh, or.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
It's happening in different That's what manifestation they think it is.
It's like when you visualize something, you are tapping into the.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
What's it called the universe.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
There's like, you know, infinite different things happening one dimensions
where you are living a life where that could have
gone the other way right, And when you're manifesting, when
you picture a dimension, you're tapping into that quantum realm
and finding that dimension and making it happen in your life.
So there is a DIMENSI where I'm dying in playing
Cressa is a dimension where I'm landing safely in Saint Louis.

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There is a dimension where I'm you know, manifesting that
million dollars or that that call from that crush or whatever,
all the things that people try to manifest, and you
tap into that and then you make it happen. Because
they found in the Court that scientists were like able
to study the things on a molecular level, and when
they looked at the molecules they could see them, but
when they didn't they couldn't see them. So if you

(50:24):
picture it, you can see it. Things would appear that
you could only see once you were looking at it.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
I've both a particle and a wave.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Yeah, but also Joe des Benza's book who that taught
me all about that.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I found out he's a quack. So I don't know.
I still believe a manifestation, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
He turned to a docu manifested.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Yeah, he manifest it.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
So anyway, I'm on the podcast subreddit and I see
let me pull it up.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
I was going to send it to you guys, podcast
of telepathy tapes.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Yeah no, no, no, just it's called just podcasts one
secon sorry, the main ones of it.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
My uh.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Someone posted once again my Ford f one fifty big
al cartoon on Reddit. It went viral, and of course
whoa off my god. Yeah, and I'm not referenced in
it at all, but it's nice to know at least
that that's the second time it's gone viral on Reddit
without me getting credited. But at least people think it's
funny and while.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Looking that up.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
So for Super Bowl, I didn't really do anything except
Brian invited me to join his Super Bowl boxes, and.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
I had no idea what that was.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Yeah, I was either I was like okay, fine, so
I sent him like forty bucks and I ended up
winning fifty bucks that's right. The coolest thing was that
So I always knew that Brian was an animator, but
I didn't know that you could draw your boxes.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Was so cool, like the.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Everybody a personalized little like logo essentially for their box.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Noah was the.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Cactus Locha in Arizona.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Yeah, and I'm so much a yeah, prickly cactus filled
with water.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I will say that it's not lost on me that
I just complained about people not asking about other people
and I haven't asked about your guys' weekends at all.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
But it's just because this is the podcast, is what
it is.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
If this were a conversation, exactly, we just don't have
enough time.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
And I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I promise if Brian and me and Noah were at lunch,
this would not be the conversation.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Well, let me say one thing, and that is box related.
So huge success. The boxes were a huge success. It
was the biggest pot I've ever done. It was twenty
dollars a box, so it wound up being a two
thousand dollars pot, which means the winner of the final
will get one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Whoa.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Noah won the five to five, which is when your
box is five and five, which is the worst possible
box you can get. So I give someone fifty dollars
for you having basically no chance of winning at all.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Okay, but first.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Wait, so is that cheating? Did you put me there
on purpose?

Speaker 1 (52:59):
No? Numbers are selected randomly.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Oh okay, yeah? Do I feel good again?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah? Wow.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
So the prizes are awarded per quarter. First quarter is
the least, the half is the second most, third quarter's
third most, and then the big prize is the final.
And the winner of the Final this year, winning a
cool one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Was Bill Dixon. Good b Yeah, Bill Dixon pulled it
in what fuck?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (53:29):
I love that guy.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I actually met two people last night from Love is
Blind and then they both were on the Bachelor, and
they were like, Nikki, we know Bill Dixon, and I
was like, oh my god, isn't he the best? And
we just like sang Bill Dixon's praises, which Bill Dixon
was a producer on Bachelor, and then he was a
producer on f Boy Island.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
He's one of my best friends.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
He yeah, creator sorry, creator be F Whalen, but executive
producer on Bachelor, and I originally met saw Bill because
Hannah's season. She was getting out of a car and
like tripped on the side and I saw a producer
run out to help her, and I was like, oh
my god, that like never happens. Producers are always just
like pushing people down, you know, they're not like helping.

(54:09):
And I like posted about it on my story I
think at the time or Twitter whatever it was happening
at the time this aired, and I was like, this.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Guy is amazing. Who is this? I love seeing this.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
You never see this, Like bravo to this producer for
like being a real human. And then years later Bill
was like, hey, you posted about me once.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
I was like, I remember you.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
And Bill also has a viral tweet that always gets recirculated.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
That's when he was a waiter.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
He rewaited on Ludacris, and Ludacris sent back some spring
rolls and Bill went back to apologize for the spring
rolls not being good, and he was like he just said, yeah,
sometimes spring rolls are like that or something like that.
And Bill said, and I think about it at least
once a week. And Bill was the original person that
did the joke that you see all the time on Instagram.
That's like, and I thought about it every day ever since.
Whenever you see that line of like, and I've thought

(54:55):
about it at least once a week the rest of
my life. That is, that's that's someone copying a joke
that's not original. Throwing up in your mouth is a
little bit is an original? Checks Yeah, uh, lives ret
free in my head is not original.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
It's not funny. The first person who.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Said it was, but everyone else has not been. And
so Bill Dickson was the first person to say. And
I've thought about it every day ever since. Yeah, I
know that that would blow my mind if I wasn't
a comedian.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
It would blow my mind that that.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Was a written thing that someone had to conceive of first,
and that everyone else said no one ever, Yes, exactly,
Like just look out for those things, like people that
use those aren't funny. They're like copying people who are
funny anyway. But you shouldn't get you shouldn't be mad
at them because they're they're just not funny.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
They're trying. They don't not.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
That's like me going like womp or like something like
doing a musical thing that someone's like, well, someone originally
composed skilepsy dizzy dyslexed bits. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
So oh wait, by the way, can.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
We just real quickly, like tell me your thoughts on
the game, and like, what what a blowout? I mean
I was, I was on a group chat with you,
so I kind of saw your thought.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
But yeah, well quick thoughts on the game is that
it was really boring, just like I mean, no offense,
but like every Chiefs game this year has been boring.
They just slowly win games every time. And it was
interesting because even in when they're losing in a blowout,
it was it was boring. And you could see in

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the very end of the game when Patrick Mahomes threw
that bomb to Xavier Worthy that it was within the
Chiefs as an organization to be exciting this year, and
for whatever reason, whether it was just sheer confidence or
they didn't want to show their hand too early, they
never tapped into that, like I would say, like pure
just playing the game that I'm used to seeing from

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the Chiefs, who are used to be like the most
exciting tent w.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
So I was wearing all Chief stuff, so people were
looking at me like huh, sucks to be you, and
I was like I don't really care.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
To be honest with you, I don't care.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
I just like I also am happy for the Eagles
because I like that the owner donated to Kamala and
uh and he did some other cool stuff that was
like on the right side of things.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
So I thought he was.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Cool and I like and I like Philadelphia a lot.
I think it's like one of my favorite cities of
all time. Yeah, not to you know, I don't know
about Eagles fans or whatever people think about them, but
so I didn't.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
I didn't really care.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
And I just look cute and red and I'm a
swiftye like that's let's and I know Travis and I
know Randy Mahomes, like it doesn't matter why it's cheer
for whatever. But I will say that I felt bad
for them in the last quarter when it was kind
of like the game is over, Like how I know
this happens all the time, but like I was looking
at Chris, like why.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Don't we just like why don't they just say, you know,
just take it, like you have to like keep trying.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
It's like so embarrassing that you like, it's almost like
when I'm bombing really bad on a set and you
have to like do your time, and you're like, these
people don't want it.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
The people in the audience hate me.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
They want to go home or you know, or wherever,
go back to their hotel rooms because they're at a
conference where they were like I was thrust on them
because it's a corporate gig or and but I still
have to do my time. And it's like, what can
we just all agree that this isn't going well? But
instead I have to keep trying. And do I keep trying?
Like do I give it to my all? Will it
change anything?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Like?

Speaker 3 (58:10):
At what point was it like so far gone that
there was no coming back? Like when would you say
that was the point?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
Oh? Halftime? I mean no team has ever run.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Oh my god, Really, I didn't the Patriots come back.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
From like eight twenty twenty three point okay.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Yeah, twenty eight to three. There was twenty seven to
three at halftime. It's so interesting because you know, people
say that Mahomes is the greatest fall time and not
Tom Brady, although the one time that they faced off
in the Super Bowl or the one time they faced
off in the Super Bowl, tom Brady won so head
to head. But then also it's like Mahomes is down
by twenty four points at halftime in the Super Bowl.

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No one's ever been able to come back from that
type of deficit except one person. And you happened to
be announcing the game, and it must have taken so
much composed.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
I was so happy for Tom Brady, you know, like
I was sad for everyone, so sated with like the
Mahomes family and like you know all the people that
Chiefs fans, like you're sad for them, Like people who's
happy depends on this it sucks. I was like Tom,
tom Brady's happy right now, and I'm on board with that.
Like Tom gets to keep the Goat title for now,
like it doesn't it's it's it's.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
This was, you know, And I was like I was,
I was dying to have been at home to hear
his commentary because I bet his voice would have gotten
like so much more chipper and like excited throughout, like
towards the end, Like was there a noticeable like elation
that you could sense in his voice?

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Hard to tell, I mean, there's not a lot of range,
but yeah, he he did. Tom Brady though, did reference the.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Roast, That's right.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
In a commercial, in.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
A commercial, a Dura cell commercial, very self deprecating where
Tom Brady is. They made it seem like we were
just cutting to them in the booth, so like it
wasn't a commercial. And then Tom Brady like shuts down
like he's a robot, and we're all like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
What the fuck, it's supposed to be the game. That's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
And then they come in and the duras celle experts like,
we need to replay. Let me need to check his batteries.
They open up his arm and he's got non Dura
cell batteries and everyone's like, what the fuck? This is
the super Bowl. They put Dura cel batteries into his arm.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
That's funny.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
He turns back on and then Kevin I forgot his
last name. The other announcer says, Tom, are you okay?
And Tom Brady goes, why has everyone been asking me
that since the roast?

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
That's so funny. Good for him because he could have
been like, no, we're cutting that yeah line, you know,
like okay, so we have to go. You're gonna have
to listen tomorrow's episode to find out what I saw
on the subreddit podcast that is very interesting to me,
but I know you'll be there tomorrow. On you guys
always are. Thank you for listening today. We'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Don't be cood bye.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
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