May 11, 2023 • 17 mins
Paulie & Tony discuss the Lakers' STUPID strategy in that Game 5 loss to the Warriors. Then, Sixers beat writer Keith Pompey makes a HUGE MISTAKE and gets himself placed on a list NOBODY wants to be on. Plus, the guys give their SIMPLE solution to fix the NFL schedule.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today we're gonna tell you why the people bashing a
so called controversial take a total moro.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's go and trou all right, our your life from Philly.
It's the number one rated Paully and.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Tony foolsc show Yo yo ya as always Polly Fools
go here with Tony foolsco and Tony Yo. It's like
deja vu all over again, isn't it? You know, another
Philly taking it again. It's blowing straight through the postseason.
The six is about the role of Celtics, you know,
(00:38):
all the like I guess today, just proving that they're
all full of hot air exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
This is why they say to air is human, Yeah,
exactly and so true.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And you know last week we totally shut down the
so called voice of Philly sports.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah right, Mike miss and Ellie that guy got.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Today we're going after one of the so called great
Philly sports writers, you know, maybe up until ya because
you know he's been covering the sixes for the decades now,
but now he's just doing it so terribly.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's sad.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Shown we're gonna need to bring him on and just
knock some sense into him. His name's Keith POMPEII, And yeah,
we're gonna bring up a prediction he made at the
stop of here that is just totally backfiring on him.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
He's looking foolish right now.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Let's just say that terrific segue there, Tony becomes.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
On the subject of looking foolish.
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mismanage their money. So that's why, right now it's time
for a word from our good friends at Crypto dot com.
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Speaker 2 (01:49):
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Speaker 3 (01:53):
It says right there on the front page trusted by
eighty M users worldwide, and the M stands for millionaires.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
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and make smarter choices like investing your money in crypto
and board Ape yacht club NFTs. Do it all at
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Speaker 2 (02:14):
All right, now, that we.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Got that business out of the way, let's get right
into it, Tony with our top story story, all right,
our top story the NBA Playoffs. The sixer is just
rolling through the Celtics as we told you, and the
Lakers also losing Game five to the Warriors, which is
you know what I read the next morning because I
didn't stay up to watch that game, you Tony.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No chance, way too late. Well, anyway, who cares? You know?
It was the story before the.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Lakers Warriors game, which was much more interesting. ESPN's Mike
Greenberg just coming off the top rope with a terrific take. Right.
He said the Lakers should rest their starters in game
five so they'd be ready for Game six.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, play that clip. I'm going down with the ship
on this theory.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
The Lakers have no chance of winning Game five of
the series.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
The Warriors are going to be playing for their dynasty
at home with the crowd. They're going to win.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Don't waste any of Lebron and AD's energy on this game.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wow, solid, that makes sense, makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That was clearly the right strategy what he said here,
and you know it proves what we've been saying on
this show for you know, more than two decades now.
You know, when you want to hear the right strategy,
the smart strategy, the last people you should listen to
are the coaches and trainers on the team. To close
they you don't know best of the people like us,
(03:36):
people like Mike Greenberg got colleague in this industry. You know,
Greenberg is he he has the prospective here because you know,
he's not all up.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
With the team.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He's in a TV studio three thousand miles away.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's the place to be. You know, those coaches, they're
just two inside, Isn't that right, Don'ty?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You know, this reminds me of when I went to
visit the Grand Canyon. Everybody's looking around and I'm like,
I don't get it, what's the big deal. But then
when I got back home and watched the VHS called
America's Natural Wonders shot from a helicopter above the canyon floor.
They're sitting in my living room at home, I could
(04:14):
finally appreciate the majesty of this earth and creation.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Just so well done putting that in such terrific and
clear perspective for our audience that Don'ty just went done,
and you know, it just proved so clearly why we
should listen to the wisdom of Mike Greenberg as also lost.
And now actually, right now, we're gonna look at the camera,
right at Donty. We're looking right at the sixth straight
Decan mission. You got this game six coming up. The
(04:43):
clear answer is to just rest all your players fit
if you want to, it's the smart way.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And just rest up for them one hundred, I said,
game seven. There you go, just the scrty strategy wrapped
down absolutely, Well said perfect. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, let's move over to the NFL, where there's just
a fascinating story. Tony Colts owner Jim Ursay has accused
the Washington Commanders of tampering and so I'm allegedly called
retired Colts quarterback Andrew Luck to.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Woo him out of retired.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Now interesting, he really got to hand it to the commander.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They're leaving no stone unturned.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, I guess if you can't win with Carston Wentz, well,
the only next best option is a guy with no
spleen who hates football. So you know, since Andrew Luck
is apparently off limits, what we're going to do here is,
you know, we decided to help the Commanders and come
up with a list of similar options for quarterbacks for them.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So here, let's presto a graphic. Right.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
First, G three, you know, drafted the same year as
Luck knows the organization, which is so key, you know,
knowing the organization.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Familion.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Next on the list, an obvious choice, Alex Smith.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh yeah, great sources.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Tell Us is one functioning leg is still working pretty well.
And absolutely he knows the organization, which is so key.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Familiary.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Next on the list, another great name, Mark Rippin. He's
also he's already led Washington to two Super Bowls. He's
only sixty. You know, people are working these days into
their seventies. Now, Yeah, you just bring.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Them in and there you go, exactly, and he's got
a winning pedigree.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And and finally our last name, Joe Thiisman.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You know, he's got tremendous veteran experience there, and you
know it would be one of the greatest comebacks of
all time. You know, with the miracles of modern science,
what they can do these days with artificial legs. You know,
maybe you put them on like one of those avatar
things that the guy had, an avatar.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Absolutely, Tony the court.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
If the players are already wearing that much equipment, really,
when you think about it, what's what's steel legs and padding?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What extra is that?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, exactly, it's nothing. All right, let's move to another
controversy out of the NFL. You know, people they're already
up in arms about this NFL schedule because it includes
a Friday night game for the first time. They're going
to be playing on Black Friday, November twenty fourth, and
so that people are saying that adding another night of
football as.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
They always do, they say it adds to the injury risk.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You know, yeah, I read that danger. You know, we
listen on this show to complaints. We hear the people,
but what we do that separates us as we come
up with solutions. And Tony you said something the other
day that was just so smart. It was just such
a simple solution. Go, don't tell the people.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Here's my solution.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
If the players need more days to rest, then there's
clearly a simple fix.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Add more days to the week.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
If weeks had eight days instead of seven, there would
be no problem. So I propose that during NFL season
we add a day called Moosday, which comes between Monday
and Tuesday. Now you're probably saying, won't this add more
days to the year. No, because you just simply remove
seventeen days from more August. Nobody likes August anyway, It's
(08:02):
boring and hot.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And everyone's over it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So there at Moosday plus take away half of August
problem solved.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Just an absolutely brilliant solution by you, Tony, and thank you.
Don't be surprised people when September rolls around and you're
all rushing out to buy new calendars.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, and get used to saying TGI M yeah Moosday.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
There you go from that brilliance to one of the
most pathetic stories, not just out of the NFL, Tony,
but in all the sports. Of course, I'm talking about
the reports that the Chiefs are planning to restructure Patrick
mahomes contract to make Dan the highestpetic player in the NFL.
Now we all know why this is happening, don't we, Tony.
You know, because he wants to top Lamar Jackson, the
(08:51):
highest paded player.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's because he wants.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
The top Jalen Hurt so short weeks was the NFL's
highest s paping Eagles gave him that much deserved contract.
Now people out there they're saying, well, Mahomes, well he
should be the highest paid player because he beat Hurts
in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh really did he did? Eat?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
People? You know, when looking at the outcome, you lay people.
You always want to compare offense to defense. But what
you gotta do is.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Compare offense to offense. Isn't that right? When you do that?
Hurts beat Mahomes soundly? Hurts. Hey, look at these stats.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, Hurts had four touchdowns, Mahomes had three.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Look at passing yards. Yeah, Hurts had three hundred and four.
Mahomes had a lowly one hundred and eighty two.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
The most important stat of course, I'm talking about two
point conversions. Hurts had won Mahomes goose egg zero and
that just seals it right there, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Tony?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
As they say the game is one on the goal line,
they do.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well, I'd love to discuss this more, Tony.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's time to get our guest on the line here
and bring him on the FUSCO satellite.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Why it's not time for corrections? Yeah, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
He's not on the line.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Did Pompeii did you confirm with him? Yes? You did?
You just did?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Just?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Are you making this up so you get more air time?
Is that what you you? That's what's going on here?
Put Pompeii Keith to give you there Keith. He's not there.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So you're saying that Keith POMPEII is not coming on
the show today.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Unbelievable. Whatever, we don't need him, pompe You know, you.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Talk about a beat writer, Tony, he's gonna be a
beat up right after this.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, he's gonna be enough to Keith Pompey's house. Yeah,
and uh not just give him a Sixers report. We're
gonna give him an eighty six's report.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah. If you catch my drift, we're gonna kill him exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You know what's going on here, Tony is that he's
chickening out because he knows that. We know that in
his season predictions at the beginning of the season he
said the Sixers weren't going to get.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Past the second round. Unbelieve the Celtics was still the
better team. And look now now he can't own up
to it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh, why we have this moment, Tony, Since we go
to have this at time, maybe we should just have
a little word with Keith there, right. I guess you
know what's going on, Tony is these writers. You know,
they're sitting there writing there, they're taking the time with
their right.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, and they don't turn off the phones. I can't
any I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I need to take two days to write my report
about the game.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, listen, Keith, game's already taking place. The next game
is probably going to be over by the time. He's
probably still home writing about Game one.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah. Yeah, don't worry everybody. I got my Game one
article done. Yeah, don't worry. Here it comes a thousand words. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You know, Tony, this kind of behavior, unprofessional behavior.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It can't go unpunished, can't. You know?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
There's something that you and I we've discussed off air
privately for years.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You know what I'm talking about. Time it's time.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Maybe it's it's time we share this with the audience
out there. We've never done this on air, but you know,
certain certain measures, there's certain times called for certain measures.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
There's got to be reconcussions for this. They have to.
And so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna show
you right now our FUSCO list. Ye pull it up.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
These are all the people who have wronged us through
the years. Of course, Number one, you got to have
on the list, Tom Brady, just any list you gotta have.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He's got to be a part of it whatever it is. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Number two, Uh, Donovan McNabb, you can show up to
the show as.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
He worked hard to get on this list to you now,
and also he threw up in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah yeah, uh number three Ben Simmons, Oh yeah, you
know this to be.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Clear, this is not just a sports.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
This is a big old, just general life, Ben Simmons.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Because it covers all areas there, yes it does. Uh.
Number four of course, Sammy Hagar ruined ruined v Yeah yeah, Kim, Yeah,
nobody wants their songs screeched love? Could this be a
horrible version of Van Halen? Exactly? Well, said Tony. And
(13:38):
now what goes on our list to put him up there?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Keith bomb Pey hare and is we used to call
you know, not showing up for the show.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, but now.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Maybe No, it's still a McNab, it's still it's still
a mcmud.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
He pomp is close close, yeah exactly and McNab levels.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Maybe when Keith Pompey is done writing his article.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah he's still talking about Game one. Yeah, maybe maybe
he'll come on this show. Exactly. Anyway, what do you
want to do now, Dony what should we do? You know, look,
it was still a terrific show. Otherwise that was a
terrific show. Yeah, we're not going to let him ruin it.
We don't want to let him ruin it. In fact,
(14:23):
he probably made it better by not showing up. Great
break a point. Absolutely. Yeah, and you know, if you
want to make everything better.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
On that note, Dony, go to crypto dot com invest your.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Moneyney, Are you kidding me? If it isn't somebody I'd
like to stick in a crypto produce Jack?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
What do you want?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Corrections?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Why go you?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Guys keep saying that Jalen Hurts l played Patrick Mahomes
in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah check the numbers, bro, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
The only number that matters is Turnolders home said zero.
Jalen Hurts His one fum will cost him the game.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh yeah, well zero is going to be your hot
rate after I bludgeon you.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, let's just say you're not gonna make it Mahome
alive tonight. Yeah count on that. Yeah, we done no more?
Let's go no no second, hurry.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Up, you said?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Mark Rippin led the Commanders to two Super Bowls.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, check Wikipedia. Yeah that's right there, bro.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Mark Rippon won two Super Bowls, but he didn't lead
them to both. He was the backup to Doug Williams
when he won the first one.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh yeah, well, uh after the show, I'm gonna be
ripping your throat open.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna lead my foot straight into your balls.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Ye done? No, no, no, to get at it. Hurry up.
You said that.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
When crypto dot com says they have eighty m users,
that stands for eighty millionaire.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, bro, crazy, very impressive.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
It doesn't stand for millionaires. It stands for a million.
That's totally obvious.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh yeah, well you're not going to be able to
stand after I hobble you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
And you know what else? Is also eighty million? The
number of women who rejected you. Oh you're done, Tony,
You have finished shit poorly.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Look at this, Tony. We're not done here because we
have big news.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
The NFL's hottest free agent is going to be joining
us next week.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
That's right, Super.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Bowl legend Eagles quarterback Nick Foles.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Wow yo for that.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Anyway, remember follow us on TikTok, subscribe on the youth Tube.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Listen to the.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Back episodes in Our bod Feet and Tony great job
as always.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Same to you, Paully. Another floorless show.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
There you go, we'll see paper next week, say uh h.
Today we're gonna tell you why the people bashing a
so called controversial take a total moro.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's go and trou all right, our your life from Philly.
It's the number one rated Paully and.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Tony foolsc show Yo yo ya as always Polly Fools
go here with Tony foolsco and Tony Yo. It's like
deja vu all over again, isn't it? You know, another
Philly taking it again. It's blowing straight through the postseason.
The six is about the role of Celtics, you know,
(00:38):
all the like I guess today, just proving that they're
all full of hot air exactly.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
This is why they say to air is human, Yeah,
exactly and so true.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And you know last week we totally shut down the
so called voice of Philly sports.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah right, Mike miss and Ellie that guy got.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Today we're going after one of the so called great
Philly sports writers, you know, maybe up until ya because
you know he's been covering the sixes for the decades now,
but now he's just doing it so terribly.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It's sad.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Shown we're gonna need to bring him on and just
knock some sense into him. His name's Keith POMPEII, And yeah,
we're gonna bring up a prediction he made at the
stop of here that is just totally backfiring on him.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
He's looking foolish right now.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Let's just say that terrific segue there, Tony becomes.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
On the subject of looking foolish.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You know, there are so many fools out there who
mismanage their money. So that's why, right now it's time
for a word from our good friends at Crypto dot com.
Do you want to make a hundred million dollars, Well,
of course you do. That's why you.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Should use Crypto dot com. Yeah, just go look at
their website.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
It says right there on the front page trusted by
eighty M users worldwide, and the M stands for millionaires.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Stop putting your money in banks that can get robbed
and make smarter choices like investing your money in crypto
and board Ape yacht club NFTs. Do it all at
Crypto dot com.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
All right, now, that we.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Got that business out of the way, let's get right
into it, Tony with our top story story, all right,
our top story the NBA Playoffs. The sixer is just
rolling through the Celtics as we told you, and the
Lakers also losing Game five to the Warriors, which is
you know what I read the next morning because I
didn't stay up to watch that game, you Tony.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No chance, way too late. Well, anyway, who cares? You know?
It was the story before the.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Lakers Warriors game, which was much more interesting. ESPN's Mike
Greenberg just coming off the top rope with a terrific take. Right.
He said the Lakers should rest their starters in game
five so they'd be ready for Game six.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, play that clip. I'm going down with the ship
on this theory.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
The Lakers have no chance of winning Game five of
the series.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
The Warriors are going to be playing for their dynasty
at home with the crowd. They're going to win.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Don't waste any of Lebron and AD's energy on this game.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Wow, solid, that makes sense, makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That was clearly the right strategy what he said here,
and you know it proves what we've been saying on
this show for you know, more than two decades now.
You know, when you want to hear the right strategy,
the smart strategy, the last people you should listen to
are the coaches and trainers on the team. To close
they you don't know best of the people like us,
(03:36):
people like Mike Greenberg got colleague in this industry. You know,
Greenberg is he he has the prospective here because you know,
he's not all up.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
With the team.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
He's in a TV studio three thousand miles away.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's the place to be. You know, those coaches, they're
just two inside, Isn't that right, Don'ty?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
You know, this reminds me of when I went to
visit the Grand Canyon. Everybody's looking around and I'm like,
I don't get it, what's the big deal. But then
when I got back home and watched the VHS called
America's Natural Wonders shot from a helicopter above the canyon floor.
They're sitting in my living room at home, I could
(04:14):
finally appreciate the majesty of this earth and creation.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Just so well done putting that in such terrific and
clear perspective for our audience that Don'ty just went done,
and you know, it just proved so clearly why we
should listen to the wisdom of Mike Greenberg as also lost.
And now actually, right now, we're gonna look at the camera,
right at Donty. We're looking right at the sixth straight
Decan mission. You got this game six coming up. The
(04:43):
clear answer is to just rest all your players fit
if you want to, it's the smart way.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And just rest up for them one hundred, I said,
game seven. There you go, just the scrty strategy wrapped
down absolutely, Well said perfect. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Well, let's move over to the NFL, where there's just
a fascinating story. Tony Colts owner Jim Ursay has accused
the Washington Commanders of tampering and so I'm allegedly called
retired Colts quarterback Andrew Luck to.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Woo him out of retired.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Now interesting, he really got to hand it to the commander.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
They're leaving no stone unturned.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
You know, I guess if you can't win with Carston Wentz, well,
the only next best option is a guy with no
spleen who hates football. So you know, since Andrew Luck
is apparently off limits, what we're going to do here is,
you know, we decided to help the Commanders and come
up with a list of similar options for quarterbacks for them.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
So here, let's presto a graphic. Right.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
First, G three, you know, drafted the same year as
Luck knows the organization, which is so key, you know,
knowing the organization.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Familion.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Next on the list, an obvious choice, Alex Smith.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Oh yeah, great sources.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Tell Us is one functioning leg is still working pretty well.
And absolutely he knows the organization, which is so key.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Familiary.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Next on the list, another great name, Mark Rippin. He's
also he's already led Washington to two Super Bowls. He's
only sixty. You know, people are working these days into
their seventies. Now, Yeah, you just bring.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Them in and there you go, exactly, and he's got
a winning pedigree.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
And and finally our last name, Joe Thiisman.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
You know, he's got tremendous veteran experience there, and you
know it would be one of the greatest comebacks of
all time. You know, with the miracles of modern science,
what they can do these days with artificial legs. You know,
maybe you put them on like one of those avatar
things that the guy had, an avatar.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Absolutely, Tony the court.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
If the players are already wearing that much equipment, really,
when you think about it, what's what's steel legs and padding?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What extra is that?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Yeah, exactly, it's nothing. All right, let's move to another
controversy out of the NFL. You know, people they're already
up in arms about this NFL schedule because it includes
a Friday night game for the first time. They're going
to be playing on Black Friday, November twenty fourth, and
so that people are saying that adding another night of
football as.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
They always do, they say it adds to the injury risk.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You know, yeah, I read that danger. You know, we
listen on this show to complaints. We hear the people,
but what we do that separates us as we come
up with solutions. And Tony you said something the other
day that was just so smart. It was just such
a simple solution. Go, don't tell the people.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Here's my solution.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
If the players need more days to rest, then there's
clearly a simple fix.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Add more days to the week.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
If weeks had eight days instead of seven, there would
be no problem. So I propose that during NFL season
we add a day called Moosday, which comes between Monday
and Tuesday. Now you're probably saying, won't this add more
days to the year. No, because you just simply remove
seventeen days from more August. Nobody likes August anyway, It's
(08:02):
boring and hot.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
And everyone's over it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
So there at Moosday plus take away half of August
problem solved.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Just an absolutely brilliant solution by you, Tony, and thank you.
Don't be surprised people when September rolls around and you're
all rushing out to buy new calendars.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, and get used to saying TGI M yeah Moosday.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
There you go from that brilliance to one of the
most pathetic stories, not just out of the NFL, Tony,
but in all the sports. Of course, I'm talking about
the reports that the Chiefs are planning to restructure Patrick
mahomes contract to make Dan the highestpetic player in the NFL.
Now we all know why this is happening, don't we, Tony.
You know, because he wants to top Lamar Jackson, the
(08:51):
highest paded player.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's because he wants.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
The top Jalen Hurt so short weeks was the NFL's
highest s paping Eagles gave him that much deserved contract.
Now people out there they're saying, well, Mahomes, well he
should be the highest paid player because he beat Hurts
in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Oh really did he did? Eat?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
People? You know, when looking at the outcome, you lay people.
You always want to compare offense to defense. But what
you gotta do is.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Compare offense to offense. Isn't that right? When you do that?
Hurts beat Mahomes soundly? Hurts. Hey, look at these stats.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, Hurts had four touchdowns, Mahomes had three.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Look at passing yards. Yeah, Hurts had three hundred and four.
Mahomes had a lowly one hundred and eighty two.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
The most important stat of course, I'm talking about two
point conversions. Hurts had won Mahomes goose egg zero and
that just seals it right there, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Tony?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
As they say the game is one on the goal line,
they do.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Well, I'd love to discuss this more, Tony.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's time to get our guest on the line here
and bring him on the FUSCO satellite.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Why it's not time for corrections? Yeah, what are you doing?
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
He's not on the line.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Did Pompeii did you confirm with him? Yes? You did?
You just did?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Just?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Are you making this up so you get more air time?
Is that what you you? That's what's going on here?
Put Pompeii Keith to give you there Keith. He's not there.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So you're saying that Keith POMPEII is not coming on
the show today.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Unbelievable. Whatever, we don't need him, pompe You know, you.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Talk about a beat writer, Tony, he's gonna be a
beat up right after this.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, he's gonna be enough to Keith Pompey's house. Yeah,
and uh not just give him a Sixers report. We're
gonna give him an eighty six's report.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah. If you catch my drift, we're gonna kill him exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
You know what's going on here, Tony is that he's
chickening out because he knows that. We know that in
his season predictions at the beginning of the season he
said the Sixers weren't going to get.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Past the second round. Unbelieve the Celtics was still the
better team. And look now now he can't own up
to it.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh, why we have this moment, Tony, Since we go
to have this at time, maybe we should just have
a little word with Keith there, right. I guess you
know what's going on, Tony is these writers. You know,
they're sitting there writing there, they're taking the time with
their right.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, and they don't turn off the phones. I can't
any I can't.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
I need to take two days to write my report
about the game.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Oh exactly.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah, listen, Keith, game's already taking place. The next game
is probably going to be over by the time. He's
probably still home writing about Game one.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Yeah. Yeah, don't worry everybody. I got my Game one
article done. Yeah, don't worry. Here it comes a thousand words. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
You know, Tony, this kind of behavior, unprofessional behavior.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
It can't go unpunished, can't. You know?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
There's something that you and I we've discussed off air
privately for years.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You know what I'm talking about. Time it's time.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Maybe it's it's time we share this with the audience
out there. We've never done this on air, but you know,
certain certain measures, there's certain times called for certain measures.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
There's got to be reconcussions for this. They have to.
And so here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna show
you right now our FUSCO list. Ye pull it up.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
These are all the people who have wronged us through
the years. Of course, Number one, you got to have
on the list, Tom Brady, just any list you gotta have.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
He's got to be a part of it whatever it is. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Number two, Uh, Donovan McNabb, you can show up to
the show as.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
He worked hard to get on this list to you now,
and also he threw up in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah yeah, uh number three Ben Simmons, Oh yeah, you
know this to be.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Clear, this is not just a sports.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
This is a big old, just general life, Ben Simmons.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Because it covers all areas there, yes it does. Uh.
Number four of course, Sammy Hagar ruined ruined v Yeah yeah, Kim, Yeah,
nobody wants their songs screeched love? Could this be a
horrible version of Van Halen? Exactly? Well, said Tony. And
(13:38):
now what goes on our list to put him up there?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Keith bomb Pey hare and is we used to call
you know, not showing up for the show.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah, but now.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Maybe No, it's still a McNab, it's still it's still
a mcmud.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
He pomp is close close, yeah exactly and McNab levels.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Maybe when Keith Pompey is done writing his article.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah he's still talking about Game one. Yeah, maybe maybe
he'll come on this show. Exactly. Anyway, what do you
want to do now, Dony what should we do? You know, look,
it was still a terrific show. Otherwise that was a
terrific show. Yeah, we're not going to let him ruin it.
We don't want to let him ruin it. In fact,
(14:23):
he probably made it better by not showing up. Great
break a point. Absolutely. Yeah, and you know, if you
want to make everything better.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
On that note, Dony, go to crypto dot com invest your.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Moneyney, Are you kidding me? If it isn't somebody I'd
like to stick in a crypto produce Jack?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
What do you want?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Corrections?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Why go you?
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Guys keep saying that Jalen Hurts l played Patrick Mahomes
in the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah check the numbers, bro, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
The only number that matters is Turnolders home said zero.
Jalen Hurts His one fum will cost him the game.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh yeah, well zero is going to be your hot
rate after I bludgeon you.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, let's just say you're not gonna make it Mahome
alive tonight. Yeah count on that. Yeah, we done no more?
Let's go no no second, hurry.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Up, you said?
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Mark Rippin led the Commanders to two Super Bowls.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, check Wikipedia. Yeah that's right there, bro.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Mark Rippon won two Super Bowls, but he didn't lead
them to both. He was the backup to Doug Williams
when he won the first one.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh yeah, well, uh after the show, I'm gonna be
ripping your throat open.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna lead my foot straight into your balls.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Ye done? No, no, no, to get at it. Hurry up.
You said that.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
When crypto dot com says they have eighty m users,
that stands for eighty millionaire.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, bro, crazy, very impressive.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Bro.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
It doesn't stand for millionaires. It stands for a million.
That's totally obvious.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh yeah, well you're not going to be able to
stand after I hobble you. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
And you know what else? Is also eighty million? The
number of women who rejected you. Oh you're done, Tony,
You have finished shit poorly.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
Look at this, Tony. We're not done here because we
have big news.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
The NFL's hottest free agent is going to be joining
us next week.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
That's right, Super.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Bowl legend Eagles quarterback Nick Foles.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Wow yo for that.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Anyway, remember follow us on TikTok, subscribe on the youth Tube.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Listen to the.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Back episodes in Our bod Feet and Tony great job
as always.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Same to you, Paully. Another floorless show.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
There you go, we'll see paper next week, say uh h.
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