September 7, 2023 • 22 mins
Super Bowl-winning QB Brad Johnson joins Paulie & Tony to discuss their GENIUS take on how Deion Sanders has changed college football FOREVER. They also discuss his UNFORTUNATE time with the Dallas Cowboys. Plus, Paulie & Tony explain why Urban Meyer is being UNFAIRLY ATTACKED AGAIN and they make their OFFICIAL EAGLES PREDICTION.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On today's show, we'll tell you why Dion Sanders is
not just changing football but the entire human race.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's go roll the intro all right, all right, yo
day and.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Do your life from Billy. It's the number one rated
Molly and Tony Foolsco.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Show.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yo Yo, y'all as always Polly Fools go here with
Tony Foolsco. And Tony Yo huge show today. Oh yeah,
we're so excited, yep, not just because we're talking NFL,
but you know we don't have to talk NBA anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So you know, NBA who can't.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Nobody cares anyway. That's not the only thing we're celebrating.
You know, it's morning in the NFL again. It is
time in twenty seven years or whatever it's been, we
don't have to watch that hack Tom Brady. And to
celebrate this, we're doing two big things. First, we're putting
two classic anti Brady designs for say, in.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
The official foods.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So beautiful, so go check them out and you know,
buy them and buy a money you know. The second,
we're bringing on today the True Bucks Super Bowl quarterback.
Oh yeah, legend, the original undo one in front of fans,
not taking the easy way out during COVID in front
of socially distanced, not game regulated crowd size.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, exactly, that was that shouldn't count exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Anyway, Brad Johnson will be joining us, and you know
we're going to point out what he and Dion Sanders
have in common.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yep. And guess what his mind is gonna explode yep.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
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could screw in the backseat. And you know what, let's
just finish the story another time.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Let's just keep going here.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
About that later anyway.
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Speaker 2 (02:44):
Boa another check in the may.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's right, don'ty's how you do it. Let's get right
into our top story story.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
First out the gate.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You know, it may be the start of the NFL season,
but the biggest story in sports comes out of college.
For ball, of course, we're talking about Dion Sanders winning
his first game as head coach of Colorado by a
decisive score of forty five to forty two.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Wasn't even close, No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But of course, you know, the biggest story in the
game was the performance of Dion's Sun quarterback Shadeur Sanders
and Dony This performance could have a huge impact, not
just on football, but the entire human race.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Isn't that right?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
You know, all these college coaches spend so much time
recruiting other people's kids, but Dion is making everyone realize
that all they have to do is just produce their
own kids. I mean, if you're in the NFL Hall
of Fame and we talk about building the DNA of
a football team, wouldn't it make more sense to build
(03:49):
a team using your own actual DNA? Great point, Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean, you know you talk college recruiting, Well, what
an edge in college recruiting if the only travel you
gotta dooz, you know, walk downstairs to the living room
and go, hey, you're on the team.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You know, I don't like to get religious on this show,
but as it says in the Bible, be fruitless and multiply,
and well, the Bible is the ultimate playbook, so beautifully
said Tony.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And that leads us to another big story out of
college football. You know, people are once again calling Urban
Maya a quote pervert because he was once again spotted
on camera making apparent overtures to a woman half his
age while he's still married. But you know, Tony, when
you break this whole thing down, this criticism is just
(04:41):
totally misguided, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
One hundred percent?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I mean, if a cameraman catches Urban Maya hitting on
a girl, then why don't we call the cameraman a pervert?
He's the one holding the camera doing the peeping, and
why are we faulting Urban Maya here? Shouldn't we praise
him for being so attractive? He's clearly a great recruiter
of men and women.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Great points all around, Tony.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
And now let's move to a developing story out of
the NFL, A big scare for the Kansas City Chiefs
as Dianne. Travis Kelcey is dealing with a knee injury
that as many people questioning his availability heading into the season. Now,
as journalists, it is so important that we handle this
story delicately because there is nothing more serious than an
(05:31):
injury which could potentially impact a player's career. So true
on the story, we are going to refrain from commenting,
isn't that right?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Tony? Absolutely, At a time like this, it would be
so easy to say something like his knee gave out
from having to carry the team, or the Chiefs got
the wrong Kelsey brother, or something like how Travis Kelcey
will be on crutches like he's been a crutch for
the over rated Patrick Mahomes. You see that stuff we
(06:03):
won't say in a moment like this, You.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
See, people, that's the professional way you handle it. So
please do it by your classes, take notes kids trying
to come up in the business outside.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You do it on that.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
We're gonna move to the team the Eagles, who you know,
technically did beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, but
that's not they all know there, you know, moving into
the season. Now it's time for us to give our
official prediction. You know, and you know, we know your
people out there. You think, oh, you know, Paulie Tony,
they're just gonna predict that the Eagles are gonna go
seventeen and zero.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Crazy dark people.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Come, we're professionals.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yep. Here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We're just gonna break down their schedule week by week
to show you what's going to happen exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So exactly. They're gonna lay it out for you.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Week one at the Patriots win, Week two hosting the
Vikings win. Week three at Buccaneers win. Week four hosting
the Commanders.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Win by seventy points.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Week five at the Rams, their QB's too old.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Win.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Week six at the Jets.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Their QB's even older. Win.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Week seven hosting the Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
They'll have a backup QLB at that point. Win.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Week eight at the Commanders win by four feit Week
nine hosting the Cowboys, easy win all right, week tends
a bye, Week eleven at the Chiefs, Travis Kelcey probably
still out. Win Week twelve hosting the Bills, overrated. Win
(07:43):
Week thirteen hosting the forty nine ers.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
We beat them last year. Win Week fourteen at the Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Trey Lance will be their QLB at this point, but
still win. Week fifteen at the Seahawks.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Boring WINX hosting the Giants, win by ninety points.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Week seventeen hosting the Cardinals. Week eighteen at the Giants.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
They'll lose both these games as they rest their starters
and second string for the playoffs, but these games will
still be very very close, only two or three point losses,
so they have it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
People fifteen into totally reasonable yup, as the Eagles, you know,
head for the Super Bowl again, and we'll all down
that subject book at that, Tony, on the subject to
super Bowls, we're going to bring on someone who's won one.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Here we go. It's time to go on the Fusco
Satellite Network.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Fusco Satellite the world.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
All right, as we continue celebrating the first season in
forever that we don't have to watch Tom Brady. Oh
thank god, we bring on the original more noteworthy Bucks
super Bowl quarter like. Yeah, there you go, a man
who also played for the Vikings and unfortunately for him,
the Cowboys, you know, terrible, which we'll get into. Yeah,
you can see him now on tik talk doing trick
(09:01):
shots under the name Big Bad Brad Fotea.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Go give him a follow.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't know if this is an impressive career move
or sad, but whatever, you know, we'll just bring him
in here. Brad Johnson, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Welcome back.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Oh, I appreciate you. Yeah, the second time on your
show could be better. Use this Big Bad Brad got
popular man popular on the East Coast, popular, West Coast
and everywhere between.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Wow, that was quite the opener there.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, exactly, quite a promotional here. We always love Ringling
Bottom and Bailey. Okay, anyway, look, you know, before we
get into it, I don't mean to bring you down here,
but you know we do need to acknowledge. You know,
you got to that Super Bowl in two thousand and two,
whenever it was. You know, Donovan McNabb had a terrible
game in that two thousand and two NFC Championship. You
(09:49):
know one pick two fumbles? Doesn't that taint the title
for you? You know you didn't face McNabb at his best.
You know, a guy who would normally crush you like
a mosquito?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Does that?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You stay up at night thinking about that all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I wear my blank everywhere I go just for you.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Go.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Hey, we shut down the Vet, we opened up the Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Let me tell you, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I'll put you in the trunk of a Lincolna.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
We're gonna tell you in the trunk of a LinkedIn.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I'll tell you this. We came up there October twentieth
of that same year, and I felt like I was.
I felt like I was. I felt like Rocky Balboa.
I got beat up. I had cracked ribs all day
above and then we came back up there. Remember that game,
the NFC Championship.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Your Rocky Balboa? No, No, we got, I got.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I got.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Who's a brother? That's who you are? All right?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, Steve Drago.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's right, that's right. I remember that guy.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So what happened? So story you came back up there
and the defense carried you.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, I remember Keishawn Johnson catching a slam right then
the end zone doing there. I remember that one. I remember,
uh you know, I remember the great Jojo Vish Remember
that played triple left eighty three doublesmassone's option.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
And nobody remembers although Joe go Philly special.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
He just looked up and the ball was there. Lucky.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
But you know, you do bring up a good point
here that we do want to segue though, is you know,
people think Tom Brady winning the Super Bowl at Tampa
was so great, but you know Tom Brady disagreed. He
had great players on that team. You know, he had
Antonio Brown, Rob Gronkowski. You know, you had a bunch
of kind of mediocre and players, you know, players who
really are kind of ship all around.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Doesn't that make.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Your your super Bowl and more meaningful, more impressive in
that way?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, you can only have one first. So we were
the first ones to win it, you know what I
mean to bring bring the championship there. And then Tom
came later twenty years later. I think he was just
had won a playoff game in twenty years, So grateful
Tom did that. But now you know what. Actually our team,
John Gooden came in there. He brought in a bunch
(12:04):
of pre agents, brought in u Joji r. Vicious, Keen, McCardell,
Michael Pittman.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Guys who were.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
He brought in a bunch of guys, you know what
I mean? But he got us going. We had four
guys that have made the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And your own being kind of mediocre at football and
somehow won a super So that's what really the story, that's.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Why you deserve more credit than Tom Brady and that team,
the super team they formed, that's.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Right, there's no doubt about that. We were grown from within.
We were that team and uh na, man, those guys
they were great, but I think we were. There could
only be one first, and that was us.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Wasn't it harder for you? You guys had to play
in front of full crowds? Tom Brady, they had a
socially distanced crowd. They were like cardboard cutouts that they
played in front of. That's much easier than what you
guys had to play in front of ruckous crowd.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
So true, he had no media, had no crowd, noise,
no pressure, players game at home, no pressure, got to
play the Super Bowl at their own Raymond.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
James another great point.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Exactly, he is so easy to win the Super Bowl,
so easy.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
For Tom Brady. It's like they laid it out for him.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Pathetic, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Anyway, Pat on the back to you. Now, let's talk
about the Buccaneers here. You know they opened the season
against the Vikings. You look at both those teams, who
do you as the best chance of winning the NFC?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
You know what, I played for both of those teams.
Had nine years in Minnesota, had four years in Tampa.
So I'm trying to, like clip a coin, who I'm
pulling for here. It's one of those games. But you
know what, it's interesting Cousins remember him on the Netflix
the quarterback. Yes, I think that's who he is. He's
a proven guy. We got Baker Mayfield here, he's coming in.
(13:51):
He's on his Dick coordinator. Yeah, five six years, so
Baker's he's gonna be in for sure. I think it's
gonna be a great game. I really do that.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
You know you didn't even Yeah, it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's gonna be zero zero And that's what I predict
in the They're gonna hold each other and say kumbaya.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Gee, they're gonna sing around the key, gonna who has
a better chance of winning the NFC the Bucks of
the Vikings in your opinion.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Man, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Maybe they're playing against each
other championship game. I am correct.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
It was a trick question, brand question.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I can't get stuck in there. I can't get stuck
in the middle there. I can't do it question the
next question.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You know, we want to move to another topic. You
know we discussed earlier in the show, Dion Sanders and
more importantly, the incredible performance from unbelievable quarterback Shudur Sanders.
You know, we see, you know, all these college coaches,
they spend all this time recruiting other people those kids,
when they should just simply produce their own kids. I mean,
look at you, Brad.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You know you have two sons, right, they're playing football
at Texas A and M right, So you think it's
just a waste of time to recruit players from these
loser parents who have never played football and have you know,
loser DNA in them when they should be getting you know,
pro with kids of pro parents.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, and it's always in the blood in the blood lines.
That's how they do the Kentucky Derby. That's how they
should pick their national championships, and how you should pick
your quarterbacks heading to the pros by the blood lines. Yeah,
you have you seen Kirby's kids. He's unbelievable. Smart, won
a couple of national He'll probably be ahead, He'll probably
win a couple Nations championships as a coach.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
You see there you go that championship DNA being ship headed. Right, Yeah,
you smart getting it done on the field and in
the bedroom, just like Dion Sanders and you great work
by you. The field, the bedroom is your field. All right,
let's seny.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Now we're going to go to a source subject for you.
All right, source subject.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You know, unfortunately for you you had to play for
the Cowboys for.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
A few years in your career.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Horrible.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But you know, we pointed out something on the show
last week that just had everyone talking. You know, we
showed that the best Cowboys QBS had four letter first
names that started with T and ended with got Troy.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
You got Troy Tony and now you have Trey.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So that leads to the question, Brad, that's so obvious
here you know when you got to Dallas, were you
worried because your name, albeit having four letters, started the
wrong letters?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
You know what, I wasn't drafted by Dallas. That was
the problem, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
No, so they couldn't do a great thing. What do
you mean, so you're drafted by Dallas? But that's another story,
all right?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Go yeah, bringing in Trey, which starts with a tea
and a.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And with the yes, same Troy Tony Trey.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Don't you see I should have changed my name, yeah,
like Terry with just one R maybe or something. I
don't know, just throwing it out there. But you know,
we saw this poll.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
There's a new poll out there that says that Cowboys
fans are the most hated fans in all of the NFL.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You know, were you when you signed with the team.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Were you disappointed knowing that you would have to deal
with so many pathetic, just miserable fans.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I remember ed Warder being in the building every day.
I remember skipping Bayless always talking about us folks. It
is it was America's team. I do remember that. And
I remember, yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
And it's time for a civil war.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
What America putting popcorn in his mouth, jumping into the
red bucket. You remember that, You remember that? That was
that against Philadelphia?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Might have been I don't recall off the top you
get at that, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I don't know what you try and.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Remember he got to a Super Bowl with Oh what
team was that?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh? Yeah, I guess what the Kelly Green? He got
there with the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
On that note, Tony, there's something I can't get past here,
but I got to bring it back talking about super
Bowls and Eagles. You know, don't you think it's the
right thing to do right here, right now? You got
this audience, millions of people watching. Just go ahead and
admit admit that your ring is tainted because you know
you're lost to Donovan McNab who could crush you like
(18:44):
a tiny bug. Yeah, like a little flag of the
day of the year, except for that one.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Just go ahead and admit it.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I'm a fan of I'm a fan of Doha. But
all I remember, remember Roun Dave Barber just doing this
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Like a scratching your back?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
What are you doing Barber?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
As he is running down the sideline.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, oh, you know what you're gonna be running down
guess what, You're gonna be run on the gutter into
the city.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Because guess what.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Brad Johnson, You're off the show.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
You're off the show.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Disrespected.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
He goes like that is McNab off this show? Time
is Johnson?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Your time is expired?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
You're off the show? Is he off the line?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Jay, hang up the phone.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Just absolutely no class at all from him. No, no,
The only trick I want to see him do is disappear.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well, said Tony, And you know, let's let him ruin
what was otherwise just a terrific.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Show all around.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
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Speaker 4 (19:58):
I like to sell a pots.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
What corrections? Why harry up?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
You cited a poll that said Cowboys fans are the
most hated NFL fan base.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, very accurate poll.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
There trust the polls, bro.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Yeah, well you left out which team was voted second,
not surprisingly the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Oh yeah, well, I'm going to take a pole and
shove it up your ass.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah. If there's one thing I can't wait to cite,
it's your obituary. He's done, that's it, no more. What
why hurry up?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Go you said that Deon Sanders in Colorado beat TCU
quote decisively.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah that, bro.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, the final score was forty five forty two, so
that's not exactly a decisive victory to win by three points.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh yeah, well here's three points for you.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Stop talking. Yeah, don't worry about TCU. Keep this up
and you'll be in the ice you. Yeah, that's it.
We're done. Let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
What woy? Hurry up?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
You for some reason quoted the Bible when talking about
college football and said, quote, be fruitless and.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Multiply words to live by.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Bro. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
The saying is be fruitful and multiply. Fruitful means reproductive.
Fruitless means unproductive.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh yeah, well then you know what's also fruitless, your genitalia.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah, I'll teach you how to multiply you times My
fist equals dead.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
He's done. Yeah, he's finny. What about it?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
We're gonna finish on a good note yet, don'y you
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Speaker 4 (22:32):
Great job as always.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Same to you, Polly, another fallless show.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
We'll see your feetball next week.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
See uh
On today's show, we'll tell you why Dion Sanders is
not just changing football but the entire human race.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's go roll the intro all right, all right, yo
day and.
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Do your life from Billy. It's the number one rated
Molly and Tony Foolsco.
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Show.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yo Yo, y'all as always Polly Fools go here with
Tony Foolsco. And Tony Yo huge show today. Oh yeah,
we're so excited, yep, not just because we're talking NFL,
but you know we don't have to talk NBA anymore.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
So you know, NBA who can't.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Nobody cares anyway. That's not the only thing we're celebrating.
You know, it's morning in the NFL again. It is
time in twenty seven years or whatever it's been, we
don't have to watch that hack Tom Brady. And to
celebrate this, we're doing two big things. First, we're putting
two classic anti Brady designs for say, in.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
The official foods.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
So beautiful, so go check them out and you know,
buy them and buy a money you know. The second,
we're bringing on today the True Bucks Super Bowl quarterback.
Oh yeah, legend, the original undo one in front of fans,
not taking the easy way out during COVID in front
of socially distanced, not game regulated crowd size.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, exactly, that was that shouldn't count exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Anyway, Brad Johnson will be joining us, and you know
we're going to point out what he and Dion Sanders
have in common.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
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Speaker 2 (02:44):
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Speaker 1 (02:46):
That's right, don'ty's how you do it. Let's get right
into our top story story.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
First out the gate.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You know, it may be the start of the NFL season,
but the biggest story in sports comes out of college.
For ball, of course, we're talking about Dion Sanders winning
his first game as head coach of Colorado by a
decisive score of forty five to forty two.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Wasn't even close, No, not at all.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
But of course, you know, the biggest story in the
game was the performance of Dion's Sun quarterback Shadeur Sanders
and Dony This performance could have a huge impact, not
just on football, but the entire human race.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Isn't that right?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Absolutely?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
You know, all these college coaches spend so much time
recruiting other people's kids, but Dion is making everyone realize
that all they have to do is just produce their
own kids. I mean, if you're in the NFL Hall
of Fame and we talk about building the DNA of
a football team, wouldn't it make more sense to build
(03:49):
a team using your own actual DNA? Great point, Tony.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean, you know you talk college recruiting, Well, what
an edge in college recruiting if the only travel you
gotta dooz, you know, walk downstairs to the living room
and go, hey, you're on the team.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
You know, I don't like to get religious on this show,
but as it says in the Bible, be fruitless and multiply,
and well, the Bible is the ultimate playbook, so beautifully
said Tony.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And that leads us to another big story out of
college football. You know, people are once again calling Urban
Maya a quote pervert because he was once again spotted
on camera making apparent overtures to a woman half his
age while he's still married. But you know, Tony, when
you break this whole thing down, this criticism is just
(04:41):
totally misguided, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
One hundred percent?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I mean, if a cameraman catches Urban Maya hitting on
a girl, then why don't we call the cameraman a pervert?
He's the one holding the camera doing the peeping, and
why are we faulting Urban Maya here? Shouldn't we praise
him for being so attractive? He's clearly a great recruiter
of men and women.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Great points all around, Tony.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
And now let's move to a developing story out of
the NFL, A big scare for the Kansas City Chiefs
as Dianne. Travis Kelcey is dealing with a knee injury
that as many people questioning his availability heading into the season. Now,
as journalists, it is so important that we handle this
story delicately because there is nothing more serious than an
(05:31):
injury which could potentially impact a player's career. So true
on the story, we are going to refrain from commenting,
isn't that right?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Tony? Absolutely, At a time like this, it would be
so easy to say something like his knee gave out
from having to carry the team, or the Chiefs got
the wrong Kelsey brother, or something like how Travis Kelcey
will be on crutches like he's been a crutch for
the over rated Patrick Mahomes. You see that stuff we
(06:03):
won't say in a moment like this, You.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
See, people, that's the professional way you handle it. So
please do it by your classes, take notes kids trying
to come up in the business outside.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You do it on that.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
We're gonna move to the team the Eagles, who you know,
technically did beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, but
that's not they all know there, you know, moving into
the season. Now it's time for us to give our
official prediction. You know, and you know, we know your
people out there. You think, oh, you know, Paulie Tony,
they're just gonna predict that the Eagles are gonna go
seventeen and zero.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Crazy dark people.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Come, we're professionals.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yep. Here's what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
We're just gonna break down their schedule week by week
to show you what's going to happen exactly.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
So exactly. They're gonna lay it out for you.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Week one at the Patriots win, Week two hosting the
Vikings win. Week three at Buccaneers win. Week four hosting
the Commanders.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Win by seventy points.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Week five at the Rams, their QB's too old.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Win.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Week six at the Jets.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Their QB's even older. Win.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Week seven hosting the Dolphins.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
They'll have a backup QLB at that point. Win.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Week eight at the Commanders win by four feit Week
nine hosting the Cowboys, easy win all right, week tends
a bye, Week eleven at the Chiefs, Travis Kelcey probably
still out. Win Week twelve hosting the Bills, overrated. Win
(07:43):
Week thirteen hosting the forty nine ers.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
We beat them last year. Win Week fourteen at the Cowboys.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Trey Lance will be their QLB at this point, but
still win. Week fifteen at the Seahawks.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Boring WINX hosting the Giants, win by ninety points.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Week seventeen hosting the Cardinals. Week eighteen at the Giants.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
They'll lose both these games as they rest their starters
and second string for the playoffs, but these games will
still be very very close, only two or three point losses,
so they have it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
People fifteen into totally reasonable yup, as the Eagles, you know,
head for the Super Bowl again, and we'll all down
that subject book at that, Tony, on the subject to
super Bowls, we're going to bring on someone who's won one.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Here we go. It's time to go on the Fusco
Satellite Network.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Fusco Satellite the world.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
All right, as we continue celebrating the first season in
forever that we don't have to watch Tom Brady. Oh
thank god, we bring on the original more noteworthy Bucks
super Bowl quarter like. Yeah, there you go, a man
who also played for the Vikings and unfortunately for him,
the Cowboys, you know, terrible, which we'll get into. Yeah,
you can see him now on tik talk doing trick
(09:01):
shots under the name Big Bad Brad Fotea.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Go give him a follow.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I don't know if this is an impressive career move
or sad, but whatever, you know, we'll just bring him
in here. Brad Johnson, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Welcome back.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Oh, I appreciate you. Yeah, the second time on your
show could be better. Use this Big Bad Brad got
popular man popular on the East Coast, popular, West Coast
and everywhere between.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Wow, that was quite the opener there.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah, exactly, quite a promotional here. We always love Ringling
Bottom and Bailey. Okay, anyway, look, you know, before we
get into it, I don't mean to bring you down here,
but you know we do need to acknowledge. You know,
you got to that Super Bowl in two thousand and two,
whenever it was. You know, Donovan McNabb had a terrible
game in that two thousand and two NFC Championship. You
(09:49):
know one pick two fumbles? Doesn't that taint the title
for you? You know you didn't face McNabb at his best.
You know, a guy who would normally crush you like
a mosquito?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Does that?
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Do you do?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You stay up at night thinking about that all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I wear my blank everywhere I go just for you.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Go.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Hey, we shut down the Vet, we opened up the Lincoln.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Let me tell you, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
I'll put you in the trunk of a Lincolna.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
We're gonna tell you in the trunk of a LinkedIn.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
I'll tell you this. We came up there October twentieth
of that same year, and I felt like I was.
I felt like I was. I felt like Rocky Balboa.
I got beat up. I had cracked ribs all day
above and then we came back up there. Remember that game,
the NFC Championship.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Your Rocky Balboa? No, No, we got, I got.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I got.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Who's a brother? That's who you are? All right?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, Steve Drago.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That's right, that's right. I remember that guy.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
So what happened? So story you came back up there
and the defense carried you.
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Yeah, That's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, I remember Keishawn Johnson catching a slam right then
the end zone doing there. I remember that one. I remember,
uh you know, I remember the great Jojo Vish Remember
that played triple left eighty three doublesmassone's option.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
And nobody remembers although Joe go Philly special.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
He just looked up and the ball was there. Lucky.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
But you know, you do bring up a good point
here that we do want to segue though, is you know,
people think Tom Brady winning the Super Bowl at Tampa
was so great, but you know Tom Brady disagreed. He
had great players on that team. You know, he had
Antonio Brown, Rob Gronkowski. You know, you had a bunch
of kind of mediocre and players, you know, players who
really are kind of ship all around.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Doesn't that make.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Your your super Bowl and more meaningful, more impressive in
that way?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah, you can only have one first. So we were
the first ones to win it, you know what I
mean to bring bring the championship there. And then Tom
came later twenty years later. I think he was just
had won a playoff game in twenty years, So grateful
Tom did that. But now you know what. Actually our team,
John Gooden came in there. He brought in a bunch
(12:04):
of pre agents, brought in u Joji r. Vicious, Keen, McCardell,
Michael Pittman.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Guys who were.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
He brought in a bunch of guys, you know what
I mean? But he got us going. We had four
guys that have made the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
And your own being kind of mediocre at football and
somehow won a super So that's what really the story, that's.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Why you deserve more credit than Tom Brady and that team,
the super team they formed, that's.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Right, there's no doubt about that. We were grown from within.
We were that team and uh na, man, those guys
they were great, but I think we were. There could
only be one first, and that was us.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Wasn't it harder for you? You guys had to play
in front of full crowds? Tom Brady, they had a
socially distanced crowd. They were like cardboard cutouts that they
played in front of. That's much easier than what you
guys had to play in front of ruckous crowd.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
So true, he had no media, had no crowd, noise,
no pressure, players game at home, no pressure, got to
play the Super Bowl at their own Raymond.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
James another great point.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Exactly, he is so easy to win the Super Bowl,
so easy.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
For Tom Brady. It's like they laid it out for him.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Pathetic, you know.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Anyway, Pat on the back to you. Now, let's talk
about the Buccaneers here. You know they opened the season
against the Vikings. You look at both those teams, who
do you as the best chance of winning the NFC?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
You know what, I played for both of those teams.
Had nine years in Minnesota, had four years in Tampa.
So I'm trying to, like clip a coin, who I'm
pulling for here. It's one of those games. But you
know what, it's interesting Cousins remember him on the Netflix
the quarterback. Yes, I think that's who he is. He's
a proven guy. We got Baker Mayfield here, he's coming in.
(13:51):
He's on his Dick coordinator. Yeah, five six years, so
Baker's he's gonna be in for sure. I think it's
gonna be a great game. I really do that.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
You know you didn't even Yeah, it's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
It's gonna be zero zero And that's what I predict
in the They're gonna hold each other and say kumbaya.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Gee, they're gonna sing around the key, gonna who has
a better chance of winning the NFC the Bucks of
the Vikings in your opinion.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Man, I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Maybe they're playing against each
other championship game. I am correct.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
It was a trick question, brand question.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I can't get stuck in there. I can't get stuck
in the middle there. I can't do it question the
next question.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
You know, we want to move to another topic. You
know we discussed earlier in the show, Dion Sanders and
more importantly, the incredible performance from unbelievable quarterback Shudur Sanders.
You know, we see, you know, all these college coaches,
they spend all this time recruiting other people those kids,
when they should just simply produce their own kids. I mean,
look at you, Brad.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
You know you have two sons, right, they're playing football
at Texas A and M right, So you think it's
just a waste of time to recruit players from these
loser parents who have never played football and have you know,
loser DNA in them when they should be getting you know,
pro with kids of pro parents.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Yeah, and it's always in the blood in the blood lines.
That's how they do the Kentucky Derby. That's how they
should pick their national championships, and how you should pick
your quarterbacks heading to the pros by the blood lines. Yeah,
you have you seen Kirby's kids. He's unbelievable. Smart, won
a couple of national He'll probably be ahead, He'll probably
win a couple Nations championships as a coach.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
You see there you go that championship DNA being ship headed. Right, Yeah,
you smart getting it done on the field and in
the bedroom, just like Dion Sanders and you great work
by you. The field, the bedroom is your field. All right,
let's seny.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Now we're going to go to a source subject for you.
All right, source subject.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
You know, unfortunately for you you had to play for
the Cowboys for.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
A few years in your career.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Horrible.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But you know, we pointed out something on the show
last week that just had everyone talking. You know, we
showed that the best Cowboys QBS had four letter first
names that started with T and ended with got Troy.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
You got Troy Tony and now you have Trey.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
So that leads to the question, Brad, that's so obvious
here you know when you got to Dallas, were you
worried because your name, albeit having four letters, started the
wrong letters?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
You know what, I wasn't drafted by Dallas. That was
the problem, you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
No, so they couldn't do a great thing. What do
you mean, so you're drafted by Dallas? But that's another story,
all right?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Go yeah, bringing in Trey, which starts with a tea
and a.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
And with the yes, same Troy Tony Trey.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Don't you see I should have changed my name, yeah,
like Terry with just one R maybe or something. I
don't know, just throwing it out there. But you know,
we saw this poll.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
There's a new poll out there that says that Cowboys
fans are the most hated fans in all of the NFL.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
You know, were you when you signed with the team.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Were you disappointed knowing that you would have to deal
with so many pathetic, just miserable fans.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I remember ed Warder being in the building every day.
I remember skipping Bayless always talking about us folks. It
is it was America's team. I do remember that. And
I remember, yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
And it's time for a civil war.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
What America putting popcorn in his mouth, jumping into the
red bucket. You remember that, You remember that? That was
that against Philadelphia?
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Might have been I don't recall off the top you
get at that, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I don't know what you try and.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Remember he got to a Super Bowl with Oh what
team was that?
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh? Yeah, I guess what the Kelly Green? He got
there with the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
On that note, Tony, there's something I can't get past here,
but I got to bring it back talking about super
Bowls and Eagles. You know, don't you think it's the
right thing to do right here, right now? You got
this audience, millions of people watching. Just go ahead and
admit admit that your ring is tainted because you know
you're lost to Donovan McNab who could crush you like
(18:44):
a tiny bug. Yeah, like a little flag of the
day of the year, except for that one.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Just go ahead and admit it.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I'm a fan of I'm a fan of Doha. But
all I remember, remember Roun Dave Barber just doing this
What are you doing?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Like a scratching your back?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
What are you doing Barber?
Speaker 3 (19:07):
As he is running down the sideline.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Yeah, oh, you know what you're gonna be running down
guess what, You're gonna be run on the gutter into
the city.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Because guess what.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Brad Johnson, You're off the show.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
You're off the show.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Disrespected.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
He goes like that is McNab off this show? Time
is Johnson?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Your time is expired?
Speaker 4 (19:29):
You're off the show? Is he off the line?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Jay, hang up the phone.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Just absolutely no class at all from him. No, no,
The only trick I want to see him do is disappear.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well, said Tony, And you know, let's let him ruin
what was otherwise just a terrific.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Show all around.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
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Speaker 4 (19:58):
I like to sell a pots.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
What corrections? Why harry up?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
You cited a poll that said Cowboys fans are the
most hated NFL fan base.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, very accurate poll.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
There trust the polls, bro.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Yeah, well you left out which team was voted second,
not surprisingly the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
Oh yeah, well, I'm going to take a pole and
shove it up your ass.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah. If there's one thing I can't wait to cite,
it's your obituary. He's done, that's it, no more. What
why hurry up?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Go you said that Deon Sanders in Colorado beat TCU
quote decisively.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah that, bro.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yeah, the final score was forty five forty two, so
that's not exactly a decisive victory to win by three points.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Oh yeah, well here's three points for you.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Stop talking. Yeah, don't worry about TCU. Keep this up
and you'll be in the ice you. Yeah, that's it.
We're done. Let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
What woy? Hurry up?
Speaker 5 (21:20):
You for some reason quoted the Bible when talking about
college football and said, quote, be fruitless and.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
Multiply words to live by.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Bro. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
The saying is be fruitful and multiply. Fruitful means reproductive.
Fruitless means unproductive.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Oh yeah, well then you know what's also fruitless, your genitalia.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah, I'll teach you how to multiply you times My
fist equals dead.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
He's done. Yeah, he's finny. What about it?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
We're gonna finish on a good note yet, don'y you
just in't booked for next week? Super Bowl Hero Eagles
Legend Nick falls.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Wow, that's terrific. Can't get to talk to Nick.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Don't forget visit our merch store, buy.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
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Speaker 2 (22:20):
Buy it all.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Also, uh, don't forget follow us on Dick Dock, subscribe
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Fox Sports Radio's podcast There Oh Go Back, Get Smart.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Great job as always.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Same to you, Polly, another fallless show.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
We'll see your feetball next week.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
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