All Episodes

April 8, 2024 40 mins

Are you sick of Gypsy Rose Blanchard yet? She is doing the most - and working hard to make sure we all know about her every move! Plus, Morgan Wallen was arrested and could have killed someone with his recklessness. His fans won't even care, right? JoJo Siwa is TikTok's latest punching bag. Does she deserve that? Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee Simmons' young daughter is dating a dude 44 years older than her - and people are freaking out! Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher call it quits on their marriage! And MORE!

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
You want from Los Angeles pH.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
And one and only world famous Perez.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Perez Hilton. Welcome to the PHP. Everybody gets bookers for
us right there? How do you do?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I'm excited because there's some big breaking news that everybody
will be talking about today. That's Morgan Wallin and he
may not seem like an obvious choice for our podcast,
but a reminder, we are a pop culture podcast. We
talk about what is popular, and he is definitely popular.
You cannot argue that. We're also going to discuss Gypsy

(00:45):
Rose Blanchard, who's also very popular, whether you like it.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Or not in certain little, tiny circles.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, in big circles. Brad Pitt and Angelina, Joe Lee,
Jojo Siwa and more. But first I need to take
a moment to pay respect and give my appreciation to Charo. Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I saw that picture of you with her.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I went to go see her in Vegas at South
Point Casino over the weekend and it was my first
time ever seeing her in concert. And she is just
the female Richard Simmon. They are so similar. But I
wouldn't say she's a little more talented.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, yeah, I would say she's the female little Richard.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Oh, Okay, I could see that. I could see that,
you know, I didn't know what to expect from her show,
and she gave us everything. She gave us talent. She
could play guitar like classically trained Flamenco guitars, so she
did that. She sings, she dances, she was telling jokes,
telling stories, inspirational fashion, working the audience through the crowd,

(01:43):
like it was just amazing. And then afterwards, I've literally
met thousands of celebrities, right, and she's easily one of
the nicest. Really, she didn't even want me to leave backstage,
Like she kept talking and I was happy to stay.
It was like I'm always like quick to leave because
I want to be very considerate of their time, and

(02:05):
she had a lot of other people there, but she
just wanted to keep talking to me, and I was
just still flattering and we were having like really deep conversation.
You know, her husband died by suicide in twenty nineteen,
and she was telling me about that and how Instagram
helped get her through it and how she loves me
and my Instagram, and like it was just the best time.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Let me ask the most arbitrary question, do you guys
talk in Spanish or in English.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
We spoke in Spanish, well both, a little bit of both.
I told her, you know that my kids speak Spanish
and that's actually their first language. But I guess she's
just ingrained to doing English, so she would like pop
back into English, even though she's a better Spanish speaker,
and then we'd go back to Spanish. So it was both.
How was your weekend?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I would like to give appreciation to Caitlin Clark. I've
never watched more women's college basketball in my life. It
was fantastic Friday night, the game they came back and won.
And you know, she lost in the National Championship, but
you know, the rest of our team sucks, but she
has lifted women's sports to a place that's never ever been.

(03:10):
I mean, the ratings for college basketball on Friday night.
I didn't see the ratings for the finals yesterday, but
Friday night was higher than any World Series game, higher
than any NBA Finals game. Boy, it's been fun to
watch her and good for her and good for the sport.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Wow, I totally missed that story.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Uh oh, Perez, it was so big Friday night. I mean,
I think it peaked at seventeen million viewers on Friday
night for Friday Night NC double A Women's not even finals,
women's basketball. That's how big it is. I don't know
what yesterday's was yet.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I have to look up how did this happen?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Her?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
It's her, but how did that happen? I don't even
get it her.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
She's that good. Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I have to remind all of our podcast listeners, I
am a fan of women's basket.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Go to the WNBA game.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Booker is not. He says, nobody gives a shit.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
And nobody has ever give it a shit. By the way,
we're talking about NCAA, not WNBA. Let's see if she
can lift that game up. It's just watching these athletes play.
They play the game like it's supposed to be played.
I mean, they guard and they hustle, and they shoot
and they fucking care. It's like the opposite of the NBA.
The NBA is like nobody plays defense. It sucks. It's

(04:20):
a lazy game. It only matters for the last few
weeks of the year. It was just refreshing to watch
these young ladies compete and nice. Man, It's just it's really.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Great love hearing that from you. All right, before we
get into the show, a little exclusive. I have a
source that's impeccable that gave me some scoop on Niini Leaks,
formerly of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. She's done a
little bit of work with the Zeus Network, hosting reunions,

(04:53):
or at least one reunion. I don't know how much
she's done with them, but they apparently were so impressed
that now given Nini Leeks her own show, not a
reality program. I'm told that she's getting a talk show
on the Zeus Network. So congratulations to Nini Leeks. I
know a lot of our listeners are big fans of hers,

(05:14):
and if you are a big enough fan, maybe you'll
get the Zeus Network to go watch her new talk show.
That's an exclusive.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, I was gonna ask you, why can't we get
on the Zeus Network. I've never fucking heard of it
in my life.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
It's like, bet so it's like programming for black Americans.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh no, we're not getting on that.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah yeah, I mean maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Maybe they'll see my last name Booker and go, hey,
could be black. Then they'll see me. They'll be like,
oh no, this guy's got to go.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
We could do it with like two counterparts that are black.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I'm down for whatever. I'm down for any paycheck. Okay.
I will not turn down money, and neither will book her.
All right, Morgan Wallin, I believe he had easily one
of the top selling albums of twenty twenty three, multiple
hit songs. Maybe you're not aware of him, but he

(06:03):
is a massive A list musician.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
We've spoken about the country singer on the podcast before,
specifically when he was videotaped by a neighbor using a
racial slur. He claimed that it was a term of affection. Okay,
but he's white. Okay, he's not one to be using
the N word as a term of affection. After that, he,
if I remember correctly, he checked into a treatment facility

(06:30):
to try and make things better. Is really the honest
reason why. And now it seems like things are definitely
not well with him. And I'm not going to assume anything, Okay,
I'm not going to assume that Morgan Wallen is an
alcoholic and has addiction issues, but it definitely seems like
that might be the case because he was just arrested

(06:52):
and is now facing serious charges, felony charges after a
what I'm going to assume was a drunken night out
in Nashville, because no sober person would do this. He
was at this new bar in on the strip there
in Nashville, and from the sixth story, six stories up.

(07:17):
Because these Nashville things, they're kind of like, well some
of them are pretty wide, but some of them are
just like a little narrow and very very tall.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Yeah, so he was on.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
The sixth story. He threw a chair over.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Come on, you didn't really hear this, didn't see it?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh my god, he threw a chair from the fucking
sixth floor, and just his luck, some Nashville police officers
happened to be down below. They went to investigate, and
they were able to instantly from the establishment see video,
and after seeing video, they arrested him. His lawyer has
released a statement saying that he's cooperating with the authorities.

(07:53):
He is being charged with three counts of reckless endangerment
for the two police officers who were right downstairs, right
near the sixth story dropped of the chair, and also
he is additionally being charged with disorderly conduct. And here's
what makes it especially bad, according to reports and people,

(08:16):
there after he threw the chair off, Reportedly, he started
laughing like he thought it was funny. And then in
his fucking mug shot, he's smiling. He's smiling in his
fucking mugshot.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
You don't care.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, why do I care what he does?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
In his mugshot, he's he's smiling after potentially.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
And I ask a question, did he hit anybody with
the chair?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
He could?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
No, I'm asking you, did he hit anybody?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
We could have?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
So no, I guess no, he didn't. He didn't. Okay,
so he'll be let off with a fine, and that's
gonna be it. They'll play it down. He's rich. I mean,
you know, that's what he's smiling about. There. He'll say,
I didn't do it with intent of hurting anyone. Yeah,
I was an asshole. I threw a chair over. Okay,
maybe he'll take the disorderly conduct, but he'll get a
fine and that'll be the end of Okay.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Here's the here. I knew. I knew you're not taking
up for him.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm just telling you what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I knew you were going to say that, so.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I already because that's what's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Okay, but I but I already have the counter to that.
What if I don't know the carry laws or the
but I would imagine that Tennessee they're pretty liberal with
their gun laws. I would think, you know, what if
he had a gun with him and he decided to
shoot down just because he was drunk, it though, it
would be funny. But what if nobody got hurt?

Speaker 1 (09:33):
But because it's a different set of laws. That's a firearm, yeah,
But the other one's a chair.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
This is why I could be a good lawyer. A
chair could be.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I would pay to watch you be a lawyer. I
would get a popcorn machine out front.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Let me say it. A chair could be considered a
deadly weapon.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Absolutely it could be.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Especially when thrown off the sixth floor.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Did he throw it at somebody?

Speaker 2 (09:55):
He might have shot a gun with no intent of
hurting anybody.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's discharging of a firearm. That's a whole different set
of loss.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, But a throwing a chair from the sixth story
is like a bullet.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Okay, we could argue about this all day long. I'm
going to tell you what's gonna happen. He's going to
be probably maybe charged with disordily conduct and he'll pay
a fine and it'll be the end of it. It's stupid.
The whole thing's dumb. He should have done it. He shouldn't,
like with everything he's got going on in his life,
he shouldn't be out there getting that loaded and doing
things like this. But you know, I'm not defending him.

(10:26):
I'm just telling you what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Well, and the worst part is like, in a sense,
country music is like, he'll billy hip hop. So you know,
the fans of Morgan Wallen aren't going to give a shit. No,
they won't care.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I barely give a shit. No one got hurt, but.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
They could have. That's just so inappropriate, so wrong. What
he did was awful.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
No one's going to debate whether it's awful or not.
It seems kind of stupid and sophomoric if you ask me.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
But he didn't hurt anybody, and he's in his thirties.
He's not a kid, all right. Just as Ridiculus List
news a ton of gypsy Rose Blanchard updates to get
to and we actually also covered her on the Patreon
show Thursday. So if there's some things that you miss

(11:14):
that you think we didn't give you, it's because we
talked about it Thursday on the Patreon. If you're not
signed up yet, please check us out patreon dot com
slash Perez Hilton all right on Wednesday, I believe, or Thursday.
At some point last week, Gypsy Rose Blanchard went live
on TikTok with her former fiance Ken. I'm assuming it

(11:39):
was his TikTok account because she got rid of her
public social media and she they went live with somebody
and they were answering questions, and she explicitly said that
she and the former fiance were not together again romantically,
that she's not pregnant, that they're not having sex, et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera. Well, there were photos of Gipsy

(12:02):
Rose Blanchard and this guy Can, her former fiance at
the Dollar General holding hands. Ladies eight hundred seven to
one one five. I'm pretty sure you're going to agree
with me. You're not holding hands with your former fiance
in public unless you're back together. Right.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Well, you know, I don't know that you know you're
not a lady.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
I'm talking to the ladies.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, but I'm just answering for the ladies here. I'm
very feminine. Look, I think when you're in a situation
where a ton of people are around you and paparazzi
in this clutching someone's hand for safety because that's what
you know and she's not exactly all there, doesn't shock
me that much. I don't know if it means anything

(12:52):
at all. I don't even know why you're pontificating what's
going on with her. Who cares what's going on with
her and him?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
A lot of people care, No, they all yes, they do, Yes,
they do, yes they you have no, Well, she clicks
very well. Let me tell you a lot of people care.
She's like a Kardashian. There's no difference. People care about
the Kardashians right barely.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
The people that care about them. That audience is waning
at best.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Well, good, they've moved on to Gypsy Rose Blanche. Let's
continue because we've got more to talk about her husband.
They're still married Ryan. He says that he was blind
sighted by the breakup and that he had no idea.
He says this that she has quote strong feelings for
her former fiance. Also, Gypsy I'm assuming gave permission to

(13:41):
this relative of hers, a family member and a friend
to speak to People magazine to give her side of
what happened on the breakup with her husband, and they
claim that he was too possessive, jealous of the amount
of time that she was spending with her dad, and
there was actually a specific incident. There was one moment
where she was so afraid of him that she locked

(14:03):
herself in a room in the house and he started
banging the door really loudly to get in, and she
was just too scared of him, and then that was
the breaking point in their relationship. But Ryan counters that
you will see everything on TV because Gypsy Rose is
coming back to Lifetime this summer. Her TV show is

(14:24):
getting more episodes, and it's a reality show. She's a
reality TV star now, and people have strong opinions on
every single thing she does.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Well, I've already started not watching and not caring and
not giving a fuck, like a lot of people that
have called into this podcast to say so, I'm just
with them.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Okay, Well, there are a lot of people do care. So
a lot of people are dragging Gypsy Rose, and you
might care about this story because it's animal related. Oh
my god, actually, let me put this on pause. I
got into a fucking fight with this loser in Las Vegas,
and actually a lot of people people were upset at me,
and I don't understand it. I'm not sorry, and I

(15:06):
didn't take the post down, and don't put words into
my mouth, Okay. I am a compassionate person. I believe
that all animals should be treated with compassion. It was
a post about the Tropicana Hotel, which closed last week
in Las Vegas after many decades, and there was this
news report about these bartenders that used to feed these

(15:29):
stray cats. And I said, I mean, maybe I don't
fucking know. Maybe my wording was I don't even regret
my wording. I said that was gross.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Why is it gross?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I don't think you should be welcoming stray cats to
a hotel.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
So have you ever been to Disney before?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Okay, Well, you know they have thousands of stray cats
there that they take care of and that they feed,
you know, because they eat the mice in the park.
Because big buildings that are old, they accrue mice. And
it's just par for having a fucking old building. So
they took care of those cats and they fed them,
and you know, good for them, because the stray cats

(16:07):
are there, What do you want them to starve to?

Speaker 2 (16:08):
No? I think that they should have coordinated with the
animal control people.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
And because they animal control, they've got time to fucking
round up thousands of strake and then do what with them?
Put them in what magical place?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well, it doesn't make sense. They're like, oh, we're trying.
The bartenders were like, we're trying to find homes for
the cats. Well, why didn't you do that before? Why
didn't you do that previously?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
They served a purpose there.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I just don't believe cats belong roaming hotels.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Well, they roamed Disney and millions and millions of people
go there every year.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's a different thing. I don't. I also I also don't.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Well, first of all old building.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Well also I feel like all the cats that are
at Disneyland are probably seen by a veterinarian.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Those cats are very well taken care of. Yeah, exactly
is they're strays, Perez. They don't breed them. They're out
there on their own, they're having baby cats. There's nothing
they can do about it. It's not their cats. They're
called strays. You're an idiot.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Next, I'm not an idiot anyways, No compassion. I do
have compassion. You don't.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
You don't understand it. Then there's stray animals pressed.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Why did they find them homes? Previous thing?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Because it's not their fucking job. They just work at
a casino. If they can feed them every now and
again and keep them alive and hopefully they have a
decent life, and they're serving a purpose at a casino,
what's the fucking big deal.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Instead of feeding them, I would have told my boss, hey,
there's these stray cats.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
And you know what your boss would have said, shut
up and go back to work, asshole.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Well then I would have told I would have told
the shelters fantasy world you live in that there's just
room to store these thousands and thousands of cats.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
The fucking facilities that hold pets are at maximum overfill
at the moment. They can't get rid of pets, and
they're destroying them at crazy numbers. That sucks.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Well, I would have tried to find them a home
back then.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I'm I'm sure you would have taken your entire day
and done that.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Not that way, you put a fucking post up on
social media.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
That'll do it. There's millions of posts on social media's
begging people to adopt pets that are going to be
euthanized that day.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, come on, all right, well anyways, stay in your lane.
I am staying in my lane. I don't think. Can
you imagine if you saw a cat roaming around the
wind it's a luxury property like this just doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
It's not inside the casino. If it's in the bows
and underneath, they're not out on the fucking floor. And
I wouldn't care. Number two, I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
They go everywhere they're If they're not like house cats,
you know they're gonna go wherever. Whatever. Anyways, I don't
regret that. I'm not sorry. I'm not saying. I'm not
saying kill the cats or anything like that. Cats don't
belong in hotels, press.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
They're not housecats. They're stray cats.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
It might be illegal, that might break all sorts of
health codes.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
They're not inviting them there.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
They're strayed exactly, So get them homed or get them
into a shelter.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
There's not enough room in shelters. I answer your question,
there's not enough room shel.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
What would animal control tell them? And I need to
know the official pope.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Wouldn't tell them anything. They would say you can either
feed them or don't. If they want to get rid
of them, they'll treat them as rodents and kill them.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
That's the official policy anyway, that's the official policy. I
don't want them to be killed obviously.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Anyways, Well, they're not going to put him in a
fucking shelter. There's not enough room.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Trust me, it's cats, it's not dogs.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
They still need food, they still need cages, they still
need someone to next.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Door, all right. Speaking of dogs, Gypsy Rose Blanchard and
her soon to be ex husband Ryan got a puppy
shortly before they broke up, and she announced on that
TikTok Live that she let her husband have the dog.
She says, quote, she's with Ryan. I gave her to Ryan.

(19:39):
I don't want to uproot her from everything that she knows.
She loved Ryan more so I let him keep the puppy.
What that puppy was with Ryan and you for a
month or two months or whatever, like, it's not like
you're totally destroying the dog's life by having him go
back and forth, or her go back and forth, or
having her go back and forth. But I don't understand

(20:01):
this criticism actually, because I am of the school of
thought that you should not force anyone to be a parent.
If this woman does not want the dog, let the
husband have the dog. Nothing worse than having a parent
who doesn't want to be a parent, that it's gonna
end up mistreating the animal.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
But it's just assholes that adopt dogs just because they
like them, because they're cute and ah, they're so special.
Then the you know, newness wears off, and then you
got a dog that doesn't get any love and doesn't
get any attention and just ends up sitting fucking dormant
in a corner, living the worst life ever. So yeah,
if there's somebody that's into the pet, that wants to
take care of the pet, give the pet to that
person exactly. But I still fucking hate people that adopt

(20:42):
dogs and then don't take care of them.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Well, you know, the guy's taking care of them.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, that's good. I'm glad that there's somebody responsible. She
doesn't seem to be.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Wrapping up our Gypsy Rose Blanchard coverage for today because
there was literally so much. She let the media know
ahead of time that she was getting a nose job.
She released an exclusive statement to People magazine saying, quote,
I'm going through a personal transformation journey currently and that

(21:11):
includes a physical one too. Wish me luck with my
surgery and watch the whole thing this summer on Gypsy
Rose Life after lock up. And then that's not all
of it. Then she I'm not even gonna say leaked.
She gave TMZ a photo of her face literally after

(21:32):
the operation, like all bandaged up. I thought after this
chick deleted her social media that she was going to
just take a step back.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Why would you think that? I thought. We decided that
she deleted the social media because.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Her parole officer told her too.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Has said, you know what, this is a bad fucking look.
Get off of this. So you're going to end up
back in the can.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
That was what I thought. With them, you convinced me otherwise.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
You said, no, I'm willing to accept any theory. But
I'm just saying it is a theory that you presented,
that's all. I'm not a crazy person, so I can't
sit there and say, well, I know what a crazy
person's thinking. It's impossible. This person is unstable, unfit for
humanity if you ask me, and shouldn't be celebrated and
shouldn't have a fucking television show just because she had

(22:15):
some weird circumstance happened to her. But you know, I'm
not in charge of the world. And if you're fucking
stupid enough to watch this kind of television, knock yourself out.
I would think there's much better things to do with
your day than watch this fucking idiot talk move, abandon
pets whatever.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
A lot of people also have compassion for her because
she was the victim of abuse for a very long time.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
So they're gonna watch her television show.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Listen, I'm not overstepping.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I'm laughing at those people. I'm not laughing at you.
I'm just laughing at that.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
I know she has a lot of people interested in her.
If you're one of those, call us and let us
know why, because Booker needs.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
To any And if you're not, please also do the same.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, all right, eight hundred and seventy five. Also, I
found out something about our show that I did not
know before. Apparently, if you sign up for our Patreon,
even if you don't pay for the bonus episodes. Every
once in a while you get like a preview or
how does.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
That get a preview? Every week you'll get a little clip,
maybe a minute and a half of the show, just
a little bit of our conversation as an appetizer, maybe
a tease, but not enough that it's gonna upset the
people that are actually subscribed to our Patreon. But just
get on the newsletter. How do they get on the newsletter.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Patreon dot com slash Perez Hilton. You can sign up
for free to be getting those teasers and then maybe
eventually at some point you'll sign up for a membership,
and we'd appreciate that. Angeline and Jolie and Brad Pitt,
I think it was just last week or the week

(23:49):
before that that we spoke about them, and I mentioned
how Brad Pitt was calling off his custody pursuit because
the kids are just too old, right.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
What's the point.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, he's no longer you know, wanting to fight Angelina
in court about that. But Brad is still fighting Angelina
in court over their business venture. They used to own
this chateau and French winery and they were partners in
that business. And then Angelina sold her share to this

(24:20):
other entity person That upset Brad because apparently they had
an agreement that he had to sign off on it,
and she sold it without him signing off on it.
And she counters that he wanted a really overly expansive
NDA signed in order to agree to it. Alah, And anyways,
last week they filed new court documents that were pretty explosive,

(24:44):
Angelina Jolie's lawyers allege, and I think I might have
even mention this on the show, like that I was
sad that they're estranged from their father for what was
allegedly just a one time incident. Well, according to Angelina
Julie's lawyers, it wasn't just a one time incident. Angelina
Jolie's attorneys say that Brad Pitt was physically abusive of

(25:09):
her prior to that airplane incident on multiple occasions. This
is the exact quote. While Pitt's history a physical abuse
of Jolie started well before the family's September twenty sixteen
plane trip from France to Los Angeles, this flight marked
the first time he turned his physical abuse on the

(25:33):
children as well. Jolee then immediately left him that's all
extremely strongly worded, and it sucks that now we are
literally in another Johnny Devin amber Heard situation. I have
seen countless people saying I don't believe her because of
amber Heard, and it sucks. I believe her. I'm not

(25:54):
afraid to say it.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
He's the one with problems. He clearly got sober for
a reason. He has had to make amends for whatever
his problems were. Could I see everything she's alleging have happened?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I mean the guy was an addict, it's or something,
you know. I mean, he really had some problems. So
I don't know. Sitting there saying it's true, it's not true.
Fucking nobody knows. I don't know what the levels are
and I have no idea, and I don't think anybody
should be guessing. It's it's kind of silly to do something.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
And her lawyers also said that, you know, they don't
even want to be talking about this. They didn't want
this getting out there. But it's because he's suing her.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
So yeah, one sounds like a business and the other
one sounds personal. And I would think that they could
just sell this fucking business and be done with them
how much money? Could this chateau be worth fifty million,
one hundred million? I mean, I don't know. I don't
know either. Is it like in France at the South
of France or something, or.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, it's in France. It's big and they make wine,
you know, and it's old.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
I don't know. All right, move on to not as
dark news but still upsetting Jojo Siwa. TikTok is a cesspool.
It's so toxic. It's It's very similar to Twitter. Twitter
is also extremely toxic. Instagram is bad to all of
social media is really but I feel like TikTok is

(27:20):
on a whole other level.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I don't see anything toxic on TikTok. By the way,
you really got to be looking for it, because that's
not what I see. I just see people fucking making things,
redoing houses, and the occasional girl dancing.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
You've definitely seen it, you know, like we spoke about
it on the podcast just a couple of weeks ago.
Jennifer Lopez was there punching bag. I saw so many
on TikTok. Here's why it's so toxic because those videos
go viral and they get a lot of views, and
then they elicit copycats. They're like, oh, well, I want
to make a video hating on Jennifer Lopez too, because

(27:53):
there she's trending now, and that'll make sure it'll make
me go viral. So TikTok has moved on from Jennifer
Lopez and they're her latest punching bag is Jojo Siwa.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Now this I haven't seen.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
You have.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Not your feet is all hate, though, because you're commenting
the people when you go find the haters, and your
feet in most people's feet is very different.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
You have to admit these videos are having hundreds of
thousands or millions of views.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
You're in the algorithm of hate.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
All right, Well whatever, it's still getting a lot of reach.
I saw this one woman attacking her singing voice JoJo's. Yeah.
The one that upset me the most was this dance teacher,
a dance teacher and she also works as a judge
for dance competitions, taking Jojo down. She's like, you know
how Jojo Siwa speaks really loudly, she dances the same way.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
How is it taking her down?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Yeah, but you're a teacher, Like you shouldn't stoop to
that level. Who cares.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
She said that she doesn't dance.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
I wouldn't want to send my kid to a dance
teacher that does that. Are you fucking Abili Miller? Like?
What the fuck? Like?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
It's it's sad you're offended by the dumbest shit you
really like, who cares? Who cares if someone says she
dances loudly? Oh my god? Jojo might kill herself after
she sees.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
That collectively it could be overbearing.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Jojo gets the game. Jojo Siwatt knows well enough that
a video like that helps, doesn't I would like to
think so, because it's people talking about you, and that's
all that. The online currency is the rest of its garbage.
She has her fans and they like her, and you're
just trying to get everybody else to be aware of
what you're doing. And this is helping that.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
I would like to think so. But maybe not everybody's
as strong as Jojo. It's like, and they'll be, they'll be,
they'll be the next Jojo. When TikTok moves on to
the next person.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Let me criticize her. She lives around the corner and
she's got these two fucking cars that have nothing but
her face all over them. By the way, they're both
parked out in front of the house now, which is
very kind of weird. And I'm thinking these cars need
a rebrand. She's trying to change her image, but she
still got her face with all the bows in her
hair and stuff all over these cars.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
I love Jojo. I think also a lot of people
are turned off by her self confidence. She's been giving interviews,
a lot of interviews. She went to the iHeart Awards,
she went to some Billboard Women in Music Awards, and
even not attacking her, but even just clips of her.
Actually they are at attacking her because they get they
get clips of her talking and then they'll cut out

(30:20):
like parts to make her look bad.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Look loud talkers are annoying.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
She has like at this level of extreme confidence, which,
if you take a step back, society even other women
are oftentimes threatened by a woman with extreme confidence. I
want my daughters to have extreme confidence. You need that
to be successful, you need that to have thick skin

(30:45):
and to last in show business. You need that to
keep moving forward when you have failures, because you will
have failures. So you need to be a little delulu
as they say, and have that just undeniable self doubt
and take yourself that seriously. I fucking love I love Jojo,
and you know what, she had a record release party
for her new song, and she invited Colleen Ballinger, which

(31:07):
we've talked about her Miranda Sings, and she's you know,
had her issues talked about very publicly, and had her past.
But I love that. She's a loyal one and Jojo
doesn't care, and she's going to be friends with who
she wants to be friends with, and she gives people
the grace and space to grow and be better and
do better and doesn't believe in punishing folks for mistakes

(31:29):
they made a really long time ago. So rock on
Jojo Siwa. She released the music video for this song.
I think we spoke about the song already, right, Yeah.
I didn't say it sucked. I just said it was
like a Disney Kids boppy version of something that it
wasn't quite. It didn't land, it wasn't bad. It was
kind of just mediocre.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Sounds like suck to me.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I enjoyed it. It didn't suck, but it's not bad.
You know, she put time and effort into it, and
it's not bad. It's just not wrecking ball, you know, yeah,
all right. In other music related news, the daughter of
disgraced music mogul Russell Simmons has gone viral. And this
surprised me because I'm like, who the fuck cares about

(32:11):
Aoki Lee Simmons.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
You would have given me a million dollars. I would
have never been able to figure out that's who it was.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
But I'm sure she came across your feed, right, No, what.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Did she do? Maybe she did, because sometimes things happen
and I don't put like two and two together, like, oh,
that's whomever's kid.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah. So, Russell Simmons and Kimora Lee Simmons have this
twenty one year old daughter, Aoki, and she is dating
this very rich dude named Vittorio asof who happens to
be retirement age sixty five years old. He's forty four
years older than her. She moved on from sugar daddy

(32:49):
to sugar grandpa, sugar grammy, you know, I mean, you're right, yeah,
And in a way, she's repeating the same cycle as
her mother. I don't know if people remember this, but
Kimora Lee Simmons when she started dating Russell Simmons, he
was thirty five years old, and Kimura was still in

(33:10):
fucking high school. She was a high school student. She
was seventeen a minor, and he was thirty five. And
now she's twenty one and dating a sixty five year
old her daughter. So I don't give a fuck. It's
I mean, it's all ego.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
I wonder if that is genetic? Is that I don't
know a question to ask, like if if your parents
were older had an age separation like that, are you
more likely to do the same thing because you saw
it or are you more attracted to it than somebody
who wasn't? Like, is that even a possibility that that
could be a thing? I mean, it sounds like it
because you see it happen all of the time. Or

(33:45):
do you think it's just straight up money? But I
gotta think that this girl could go out and find
exactly she's someone else with money.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yes, she's twenty one and hot, she could Like I
don't get it.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I don't know's that's what I mean? Like, is she
predisposed because her parents did the same, Like it's just generational,
you pass it down, like it's just part of culture.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
More that, Like I wouldn't say it's genetic, but I
would say it's normalized in that house.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah. In more couples news, I'm also surprised that people
cared about this. Sasha Baron Cohen and his wife Aila
Fisher have announced that they are divorcing after thirteen years
of marriage and even more time together. I don't care.
They're the boringest couple on purpose by design.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
I get that people care because I was a little
bummed out when I heard it, because they seem like
a cool It's like you root for these Hollywood couples
that kind of stay out of the fray. And she
seems lovely and he seems like pure art, and for
whatever reason, it seemed to work. So you get a
little bummed out. I mean, you know, I'm not like

(34:51):
I'm gonna lose any sleep over it, but I'll give
it a couple beats of my heart to think about
and say, oh crap. You know, I know they got
kids and everything else, but I don't know. I always
liked her, just being interviewed and everything about her. She
seems pretty cool. Well, he's funny as fuck.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Some people are speculating that there might be some something
to do with Rebel Wilson's claims against Sasha Baron Cohene,
which we spoke about on the podcast prior. I don't
think has anything.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
I don't do. I mean, when you're getting a story
that that Rebel Wilson's story is weeks old. Divorces don't
happen in weeks.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
No, and they they even filed last year. They're just
letting us know. Now, there you go.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
So, I mean this is long before that. I think
it's just bad timing, sort of a pylon for him.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yeah, I didn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
All right.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
We actually have too much show left and not enough time,
so we'll get to everything else on the Patreon Thursday,
but let's do one last story. But before we do
that last story, I've got to get a shout out
to some new Patreon supporters. Patty, Patty pes Fudge, Patty
p Okay. I don't know. I'm sorry, I don't know

(35:59):
how to pronounce you.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Last.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Thank you for supporting and joining. Thank you to Pippa,
thank you to Sheridan Curtis, thank you to Korean Kimmy.
Thank you to Candae Johnson, thank you to Afi Ahmed.
I'm all self conscious about how i pronounce names now,
you asshole.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
God, I didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
You criticize me for how I pronounce people's names.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Well, you over annunciate some of them, which were very funny.
Thank you to Jesse Para, You're the only person that
could make the name Smith have like four.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Thank you to Megan Ernest, thank you to Karen Navaz
and that's everybody that's that's joined over the last seven days.
Thank you all right. Finally an update, because I know
a lot of you were curious about the state of
Timothy Chalomay and Kylie Jenner's relationship. They are indeed still

(36:55):
very much together. In fact, eagle eyed Kardashian observed spotted
this telltale sign when Kim Kardashian uploaded video of the
family's Easter celebration. Everybody's name tags on the table was
normal and clearly visible, except for the person sitting next
to Kylie Jenner. They blurred that person's name tag out

(37:18):
and you can kind of make the tea okay out.
So they're still together. There you go. I don't know why,
Like they went really public for a while, like he
even took it to the Golden Globes, and now they've
pulled it back. They're still together, but they're like, let's
put some ice on this, and I'm gonna guess it's
I'm just guessing it's him. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Maybe he has a publicist that's doing their job and
being honest and saying what we kind of said a
few weeks back. She is in that relationship, not him.
She's a Kardashian.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
It's like, I did not say that.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Well, that's what we were saying. I didn't without saying no, Okay.
We agreed that she brings his stock down.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
We agreed that don't make sense. You know that his
exes like Vanessa Parodies and John.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
We also agreed that she brings his stock down.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay, fine, but I wouldn't say she's.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
To their stock. She's all right, what stock goes down,
you go when it goes up. You're like, yay, okay,
all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Hipress. This is Jennifer from Tampa. Well, I'll hear water
that you guys.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
You're talking about Jennifer husband Solker.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
You're saying, I don't think she's an asshole. Oh I'm
stappy right there. I used to groom the woman's dogs.
She has three Pomeranians after Granny.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Dream Girl, Wonderful Dogs, her husband's wonderful man, Max Man her.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I only that was her one time, and she was
so mean. I was so excited to see her and
just say hi.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
I'm a huge fan. Not be annoying, but just say hello.
And she cut me off mid sentence. She ripped my
work all apart and doesn't now I am the best
at what I do and I followed directors exactly as
I should. She's just mean, she's a mean per. She
just cut me down.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Nol A celebrity dogs terrible. Maybe she just really did
not like this person's work, this woman's work.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Or she's an asshole that upstage share.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
They ruined her dog or whatever. I don't know. I
don't know, I don't know. I mean, I've never heard.
I've never heard that before. Like there's the people that
you hear are assholes, and I've never heard that. I'm
not saying it's not true. It could very well be.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I love that call.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Present bookers Sonia from Calgary, Alberta.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
It's pronounced uranus emma, Okay, that's all.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
What was she talking about?

Speaker 2 (39:46):
The planet Uranus?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Oh? Urinus?

Speaker 2 (39:49):
I have a song. This is actually I got. I'm
a fucking icon. Just a reminder. You remember the Benga Boys, right,
they had like that one huge song the Venga that's
has come and then that I fucking did. I did
a song with them. I released a single, we filmed
the music video and everything you can go. You can
find this on YouTube. The song is called rocket to Uranus,

(40:11):
and the girls when they're singing, they say, on a
rocket to Urinus. So I'm sticking with Uranus.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I'm sorry, I've never heard it pronounced the way she pronounces.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
It, but it is Urinus. I've never heard it Urinus.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Fuck out of here. It is fitting on the day
of the solar eclipse that she brings that up.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
So there you go, There you go, all right? Eight
hundred seven one five. We need more calls. Also, if
you enjoy this show, it's free, share it with your friends,
tell them to listen as well. Perezpodcast dot com is
the link to tell them. Have a wonderful week. We
appreciate you all truly, sincerely, See you soon, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Guys, see you Thursday. On the Patreon
Advertise With Us

Popular Podcasts

Dateline NBC
The Nikki Glaser Podcast

The Nikki Glaser Podcast

Every week comedian and infamous roaster Nikki Glaser provides a fun, fast-paced, and brutally honest look into current pop-culture and her own personal life.

Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2024 iHeartMedia, Inc.