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Beyonce and her new album has everyone talking - including Booker and Perez! Lots to say! Plus, Diddy is using his daughters to rehab his image? Lizzo has "quit" the music industry - and where she went wrong! Gypsy Rose Blanchard's split from her husband! The conjoined twins got married! Kim Zolciak's money problems bleed onto her daughter! Brad Pitt is over it! Some positive Jennifer Lopez news! And MORE!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
From Los Angeles and one and only Famous Perez Perez Hilton.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hi, friends, welcome to the PHP booker here Perez right there?
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
We have too much show today with big superstars and
juicy topics. I'm talking Beyonce, Diddy, fifty Cent, Brad Pitt, Lizzo, Gypsy,
Rose Blanchard, Kim Zoziak and more. Yes, Kim Zoziak is
not a superstar, but we're still talking about her. What Shade?
I had a wonderful weekend. I'm sure you did too.

(00:43):
Let's get right to Beyonce because she's not only dominating conversation,
she is also slaying the charts. Her new album, Renaissance,
is projected, obviously to debut at number one with the
biggest opening so far of twenty twenty four. Yes, bigger

(01:05):
than Ariana Grande, who had a very impressive first week
as well. Impressively, it is perhaps going to debut bigger
than Renaissance, her last album, so in this day and age,
As I've said before, anytime an artist can move more
than last time, that's a major success. Renaissance moved three
hundred and thirty two k in August of twenty twenty two.

(01:28):
And this one Cowboy Carter is projected to do over
three hundred and fifty K. So congrats to Beyonce. As
Perezi Damis predicted. I literally said it was going to
do well because the first song was a hit Texas Hold'em,
and there would be a lot of controversy. Even before
the controversy happened. I said there was going to be controversy.

(01:50):
Did I not say that?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
I don't recall any of this. I mean you, predicting
that the Beyonce album is going to be big is
like predicting that the sun's going to come up today.
Like come on.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I literally said why it was to be big? I
said there was gonna be controversy, and there was. People
are upset for a variety of reasons, but I would
say the biggest one that many folks are angry at
Beyonce is because she remade Dolly Parton's classic Jolene right
up there with I Will Always Love You as perhaps

(02:20):
her most famous song. Sure, and I need to either
let you know or remind everybody Dolly fucking approved this.
Dolly is cool with it.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Prus nobody's upset.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Have you not seen social media?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
You live on this internet place where it's just all haters.
I don't count those people. No one's upset.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
A lot of people think she ruined it. There was disrespectful,
la la la la. Anyways, let me start off with
that song and then I'll share my overall on the album.
There are so many countless covers of Jolene. I love
that Beyonce didn't do that. She reimagined the song and
wrote new lyrics, which is what upset many people, but

(03:01):
I love it. You want to cover, go listen to
the Miley Cyrus one or the other hundreds out there.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Go to any American idol audition and you'll hear nineteen
kids doing it. I mean, it's just not special, and
she made it different, which I appreciate.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
And with regards to the whole album, a lot of
people think many things. I love it. There's only one
thing I don't love, which is it's fucking long. It
is long. Oh my god, it's like too much of
a good thing. I don't think that any music album
should be more than sixty minutes personally, but this one's
close to like an hour hour over, like an hour

(03:37):
and twenty minutes around. It's just it's too much music,
but I love it, and it made so much sense
what she said before the album came out. She said,
this is not a country album, It's a Beyonce album.
And that's one of my favorite things about the album.
It is sonically all over the place, yet really cohesive.

(03:59):
It's country, it's hip hop, she's rapping on there, it's classical,
it's folk. Like there's one song even there that she's
giving us like an aria, like she's singing opera. And
I still like Renaissance better. Really, I still like Renaissance better,
but this is the album that's gonna win her the Grammy.
It tells a story, it tells many stories. I also

(04:22):
love that she collaborated with so many black country music
artists and shared her spotlight and shined it on them
and elevated them in the process. Like it's just I
mean it's sonically. I listened to it so many times
over the last few days, like I can't stop listening
to it. I love it. I guess I'm just gay.
I like Renaissance better, but I love this also. It's

(04:42):
a great, great album in my opinion.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
All right, So to your point about the Grammy, I'm
almost more pissed at jay Z today than I was
the day that I was pissed that he was whining
like a little baby about his wife not getting the
fucking Grammy. Because she's got to get the Grammy this year.
And it is a genre bending album. It's so unique
and so special that it does so many different things,

(05:08):
and you named all the things that it is, but
it's back to her statement, it's none of those because
it's just a Beyonce record. She took so many different
kinds of formats and made, like I said, a genre
bending album. I really wish you would have kept this
trap shut. Because people win she wins this year, they're

(05:28):
gonna say she got it because jay Z whined about
it on the last Grammys, and that's gonna fuck annoy
me because it's not true. She's gonna get it. Because
I don't care what Taylor puts out in a couple
of weeks. Oh, her boyfriend broke up with her boy
We've never heard that before. I doubt it's gonna be
genre bending like this one.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Well. Taylor's also Grammys are a lot like the Academy
Awards too. All Right, Taylor's already won Album of the
year three times, Beyonce has never won. Even if this
is the album of Taylor Swift's rear, zero chance she's
gonna win.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, I agree with you. I have two notes. I
don't care about the Joelene stuff. I'm glad she did
her version rendition of it. I actually still like Miley's better.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Too obvious. But it's a different song. It's not a cover.
It's a new song.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's a reimagination, but it's still the same hook, and
it's the same song. It's called Joelene.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Okay, so it's the same song.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's still Jolene. And so there's that. Let's set that
aside for a second. One thing you didn't mention that
I'm really shocked is mentioning Blackbird and I speaking of covers. Boy,
we're sitting here talking about Joeline. You should have led
with Blackbird. I mean to me, that song is so moving.
To cover the Beatles and to cover a song about

(06:43):
segregation to where it hits you right in the fucking
heart when she's singing about it. It is so moving
and so touching. I mean, to cover the Beatles, Who's
done it? Great Aerosmith did, Fiona Apple did, Across the universe.
Millions of people have tried. No one succeeded. This is
a masterpiece of a song. You hear it and you're

(07:05):
immediately embarrassed that we're talking about segregation and things that
happen here in this country, and it just fuck. If
it doesn't hit you in the middle of the chest,
you're not paying attention. It's a fucking great song. I mean,
what a great version. I loved it, loved it makes
the hair in the back of my next stand up good.
Like great version that Levi's genus.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Post Malone. That's one of my favorites. I love the
ya Ya song too mean. I love that's so good.
I love the Daughter song. I think that's the one
that she's doing like the opera. I just love it all.
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Her and Miley together just works.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I love that one. But as an album track, I
don't think that's a single.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, you might be right about that.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I love it, though.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
If I'm gonna be nitpicky, two covers on an album,
that's a little bit much for me. Joe Lene is
not a cover, Perez, It's the same fucking song. She
changed a couple of lyrics to say creole bitch or whatever.
It's like saying the Atari's Boys of Summer. Well, you
know there's there's a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac. It's
a cover.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
She rewrote all the lyrics, they're all new lyrics.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
It's still the same hook show.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I knew.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
It's all about the same thing that other woman. It's
the same song. It's not original, it's a.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Total different meaning.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
It's like it's still a cover. And this is my critique,
not fucking yours. I didn't jump in on yours and
say your opinion sucks. Renaissance is nowhere near the record
that this is not even close him bitching about a
decent dance record, Like, come on versus this. This is
a great fucking album. That's my opinion on that.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
So there you're all right, There we go. What do
you guys think of the album? Eight as always for
anything you want to chime in on eight hundred seventy
one one one eight five. In more music related news,
Ditty's ship is going down and he's taking so many
others down with him. First Ditty specific update. I never

(08:56):
believe those websites that say this person is worth that
much and that person's worth this much. Diddy is allegedly
a billionaire, but so much of that is tied or
was tied to the entities that he was associated with
and their public net worth and how much they trade

(09:16):
for and all of.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
This paper millionaire.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
So does he have a billion dollars in the bank?
Hell no. This very interesting report came to light over
the weekend that Diddy owes nearly one hundred million dollars
in mortgages on all of his homes.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Well, everybody's making a big deal about that. I mean,
he has his properties heavily leveraged. Most people that have
money do. Everybody's getting all crazy about that. I just
didn't think that was a big deal.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
All I'm saying is I hope for I mean, I
don't care if he's guilty. You know he's guilty, but
like it could be very perilous for him if he
doesn't have a lot of cash liquid, because I do
foresee him ending up in prison like r Kelly, Well,
what are.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
The charges though he's walking around still smiling.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Last week I just focused on the human trafficking charges,
but there's much more. This is why the Feds did
what they did. It's human trafficking on its own is
a serious charge, but according to the latest reports, it's
human trafficking. And he's also facing drug charges and gun charges,
so multiple charges. Fuck, fucked, fucked.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
We'll see.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
The rich usually get off for everything. I mean, it's
real hard to prove things. I mean, what do they
have tied to him? I just don't I don't understand
what they're alleging.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
If he does end up in prison like r Kelly,
it's many, many years out, a lot of appeals and
things before that.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
What I mean by that is that it's gonna cost
him I would guess safely ten million dollars in legal
fees to fight that. Ten million dollars He cash he
probably has, but he might have to sell a home
or two in order to get that liquid. I don't know.
Wish him well allegedly.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
You allegedly wish him well.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
We'll see. But yes, as you mentioned, he's out and
about which this I actually think is a good thing
and I support this. Diddy was spotted in Miami, where
he has a house with his young minor daughters, going
to top golf. I think it was And even though
his life and everything professionally and personally is a mess.

(11:30):
I'm glad that he's providing an escape and stability and
somewhat normalcy for his daughters.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Look, I think that's all for show, and I think
he wants to show that he's a normal guy. I'm
a dad and I'm out there and I'm just doing
normal things. And this is a witch hunt, and you know,
I'm going to go live my life. How many other
times do we have pictures of him out with this
kid's fingers.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
That's a really good point.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Come on, this is all like manipulated tugget your heartstrings.
Oh he's just a good dad. That boat sailed for
me a long time ago. Okay, so put all the
pictures you want. Call the paparazzi every time you fucking
she had a shamrock. Knock yourself out. I think you're
going down. Actually, I don't hope he goes. I couldn't
care less, to be honest with you, I just stick

(12:15):
to what I know. I think the guy's a bad guy.
I've always thought he was a bad guy, and I'm.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Not the only one. Actually, somebody that you might know
echoed the exact same sentiment. I'm sure you've worked with
or no Tanika Ray right? No, oh god, she's like
an entertainment journalist. I think she worked at Extra for
a long ass time. But before she was an entertainment journalist,
Tanika Ray was a dancer and she was one of
Diddy's backup dancers way back in the nineties. And she

(12:43):
won't go into specifics, but she said she had an
interaction and after that she just stayed away. Because he's
a bad person literally almost exactly what you said, but
women still flock to him. In fact, he still has
a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Hey, if R Kelly was out of jail right now,
there'd be nine guys I was lining up to suck
him off.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
You know how the World War was good point. Ditty
is dating one of those city girls rappers Young Miami,
and she too, is named in the legal proceedings against Ditty, allegedly,
like that guy that was arrested last week, she allegedly

(13:21):
also served as a drug mule for Ditty, helping him
procure drugs, specifically Tucci or Tuki or whatever. Allegedly, Diddy
loves this thing called pink cocaine, which is some combination
of cocaine and ecstasy. I didn't even know that existed

(13:42):
or that was a thing either. I'm not saying Diddy
does it, but allegedly he does, and does she. She
is denying those allegations though, wanting to clear her name.
So I had to put that out there.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
What does drug mule really mean? I mean drug mule
to me means you're taking kilos of coke and you're
sneaking them across the border, not like, hey, I'm traveling
with your eight ball.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
All right, drug handler, whatever the fuck you want to
call it. Andro and connoisseur also helping him get it.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
People in the music business don't have problems getting drugs.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
This just in well, speaking of the music business and
people going down with Ditty, fifty Cent is seeking full
custody of his twelve year old son eleven eleven year
old son Sire because his baby mama also was named
in this Ditty lawsuit. Allegedly, Daphne Joy is on Ditty's payroll. Basically,

(14:39):
she's a allegedly I've used allegedly so many damn times today.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
If I still titled the show, I would title it allegedly.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Allegedly. She's a very high class escort that Ditty keeps
on retainer and when fifty Cent read that, which isn't
proven to be true, who knows? He took to social
media because that what he that's what he does.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
Yeah, he's an excellent troll.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
But like fighting his baby mama publicly, mind seriously making
this all so in your face, I don't like it.
She Daphne Joy is denying that, of course, and in retaliation,
she claims that fifty Cent while they were together, raped her,
sexually assaulted her and also was physically abusive. He's denying that. God,

(15:29):
this has just all become so messy and gross and
let's just move on. Not as messy or gross nor
particularly surprising, but got a lot of people talking. Was
the news that recently released jailbird Gypsy Rose Blanchard has
announced that she and her husband have separated. They got

(15:54):
married back in July of twenty twenty two, while she
was still serving her prison sentence, and she's only been
out just like a little bit. But they could not
make it work, which isn't surprising because did they really
know each other before? Like, how well do you know
somebody that you married while you're in prison?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I mean, this guy looks like a science teacher or something.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
He is a teacher. Actually, you look at the.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Two of them and you're like, what the hell's going
on here?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Well, he was giving her the good d As she
mentioned in science. Her being off social media will be
good for her. Her having some alone time will be
good for her. Her reconnecting with her father will be
good for her because she moved in with her dad,
and just giving her a little bit of space before
Pete Davidson makes his move.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
You know, that was such a dumb joke, funny because
it's probably true.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I mean, now I'm really curious though, I want to know, Like,
you know, she's elevated herself to this pop culture personality.
I'm not going to call her a celebrity, but people
are interested in her, and I want to know, like
what happened. If I had to guess, my guess is
she dumped the guy. But why, Like, why did you

(17:09):
dump him?

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Oh, she's emotionally unstable as a person. Look, maybe he
dipped out of this too. Her with freedom versus her
you know, in a cage and talking to her on
the phone. Maybe two entirely different things. So who knows.
I'm not blaming. I'm not going to blame him. I'm
not going to blame her. I think anybody that gets
with someone like her while she's in prison is a

(17:30):
mental patient themselves. So you got two mental patients, and
who can rationalize what the fucking those two are up to?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah? Yeah, you know what I think would be actually
the best thing for her. She should go to college.
I don't even think she did high school. I think
she got her ged in prison, So just truly educating
herself and becoming a better, more evolved person in every
way will be really good for her. Maybe that's something

(17:57):
also that Lizzo should consider taking a break going to school,
because the whole celebrity thing is I say this in
all sincerity, she needs a time out. She and her
team have mishandled the whole legal situation. I'm going to assume,
just for the sake of this argument, that Lizzo is
innocent of all the allegations made against her by her

(18:18):
former backup dancers. Right, but she was adamant that they're
all lying and seeking a payday. She took such a
hit to her reputation in her career by not just
giving them some money. It sucks, But like if you're innocent,
just quickly quietly squashed this and make it go away
before it becomes a big, ongoing thing. And that's what's happened,

(18:41):
and she's had a real hard time handling all of this.
I want to be very empathetic and sincere because of
one particular thing that Lizzo said, she made a big
announcement on social media that she's quitting. This is what
she wrote, quote, I'm getting tired of putting up with
being dragged by everyone in my life and on the internet.

(19:04):
All I want is to make music and make people
happy and help the world be a little better than
how I found it. But I'm starting to feel like
the world doesn't want me in it. I'm inclined to
believe when somebody says a statement like that, it's not
like fake sympathy. That to me reads like she's suicidal.

(19:26):
And I want to be very careful with how I
talk about it because I don't want to make things
worse for her. So I hope she can seek professional help.
I hope she takes time to get better, because you
shouldn't be feeling like that, even if you are guilty,
even if you did all the things that you're accused
of right, you know. She went on to say, I'm
constantly against lies being told about me for clout and views,

(19:46):
being the butt of the joke every single time because
of how I look, my character being picked apart by
people who don't know me and disrespecting my name. I
didn't sign up for this shit. I quit.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Okay, she'll be back. I mean, all I hear is
I don't know if she was a pain in the ass.
I always say, whether it's smoke this fire, she probably
was a pain in the ass. Maybe some part of
it was her being eccentric and it's a character that
she was portraying, or seriously, who knows. And the thing

(20:17):
is who cares? Fire them all and get new people
like if they don't want to get on board with
what you're doing, they can all leave. You know. Writing
a check when you're not in the wrong is hard
to do. But maybe she didn't realize she was in
the wrong. And I don't think your advice is terrible.
Sometimes you are gonna have the right checks and they suck.

(20:37):
And it's part of being famous, it's part of being rich,
it's part of when you come up with the wrong
people around you and you don't have the right team,
and this and that, it's just growing pains and to
tap out, what a baby, Shut up, get back on
the horse and fucking go out and sing a song.
And don't worry about everybody else on the internet. You

(20:58):
sound like a big cry baby on the fucking internet. Enough. Seriously,
just go sing your fucking songs. If they're good, people
will listen. They will.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Well, I'm sending her positive vibes. Also sending positive vibes
to Kim Zolsiak from the Real Housewives of Atlanta well
formerly she wishes she was still on that show. It
sucks because we want to protect our children at all costs,
and when we get our children embroiled in our drama

(21:29):
or our messiness. Thankfully, that has not happened to my
kids yet, but I expect that it probably it definitely will,
I'm sure at some point in their lives in some way.
And that's what happened to Kim Zolsiak. Recently, her daughter
Brielle had her Range Rover repossessed, and it seems like
Kim's financial issues are bleeding into her daughter's life as well.

(21:54):
Wah wah. She has not made her car payments in
a long ass time, though. I don't understand this, Like,
this is the wildest thing. If you can't afford a car,
give it back and buy a used car or I
don't fucking know. She owes over eighty nine thousand dollars
and missed car payments. Jesus, she had not paid her

(22:16):
car in years. Years? How could you not pay your
car in years? I don't understand.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Well, you're telling her to go get a used car.
How's she gonna do that? She can't pay for the
car she has. She has no money. It sounds like
they have no money whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
How is she paying all the bills?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Maybe she's not. Oh god, look, it's hard to repossess
a property. It's hard to repel a car, you know.
It takes some time. People have rights. When you can't
make payments, you do have some rights, and even if
you've done creditors or whomever wrong, it takes a while
to untangle all of it. And I think that's what's happening. Slowly,

(22:54):
but surely, they'll come for their shit. It sounds like
she has no money.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
It's not all doom and gloom, though, According to reports,
Kim Zolziak recently filmed a pilot for a new reality
TV show, and I think it'd be good for her
career and her life and good drama because there's so
much going on, So I hope that happens for her.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Apparently she still has enough money for plastic surgery. I
just saw a picture of her for the first time
the other day.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
No, people don't are still she gets it for free. Yeah,
it's not plastic surgery. She's just like filler and botox.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Queen whatever. There's a lot going on there. I just
saw a picture of her for the first time the
other day. I was like, Oh, that's who the girl
is that we talk about all the time. And I
was like, Wow, a lot of work being done there,
or a lot of something.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Well that's nothing new, even more work being done. We
spoke last week. I forget which show about Christine Quinn.
Actually I think maybe both shows. Christine Quinn this reality star.
Speaking of reality stars, she was on Selling Sunset and
she and her husband got involved in this domestic dispute
and the police were called blah blah. To be fair,

(24:01):
because I like to share both sides of the story.
He is obviously denying all charges and requested a restraining
order out against her, saying that she filed this false
police report to give her an advantage for custody. She's
denying that, but anyways, She's now made even more allegations

(24:22):
against him, saying that he has untreated mental illness, that
he recently faked a suicide attempt, that before all of this,
he peeded on the floor through dog poop, and just
all sorts of crazy allegations.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
That's all they are. I think they are both toxic people.
One's claiming one thing, one's claiming the polar opposite. Truth
is somewhere in the middle. Usually like likes like so
asshole likes asshole. That's the way I see this one.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Not always though not always.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
No, most of the time.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Let's be honest in more reality a TV news if actually,
I mean, I don't, I don't. I have zero anything
to doubt her, But I mean, what are the odds?
The only just is like, what are the odds? But
like Bethany Frankel was amongst this small group of women
in New York City that were attacked by this weird, dangerous,

(25:21):
toxic man. Thankfully, though he's been arrested, but he attacked
several women in New York and just so, what are
the odds? What are the odds? So crazy? And interestingly,
she she kept it secret for a while because she
was embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Wait a minute, there's a story here. I better report
this to everybody. I'll say it. Chris Booker doesn't believe
for shit, Okay, all right, just say it. I don't
believe her. I think she's headlined hungry and I don't
believe her. But that doesn't mean it didn't happen either.
But I just don't believe. Yeah, someone that lives online
as much as she does, if something so traumatic happened
and so attention getting or would give her the attention

(25:59):
she wanted. If it truly happened, she'd be barking about
it day one. She wouldn't be like, Oh, I'm just
gonna compartmentalize this. I don't believe it.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
That was my initial inclination, buddy, You know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I can't believe. You're afraid to say. I'm not afraid
to say that I don't believe something because I don't
believe anybody ever. So unless I was in the room
and fucking saw it. I believe everyone's full of shit.
Go back one story. Those two fucking people that I
don't know who they are. I don't believe either one
of them. There, I said it. I don't give a shit.
I bet they're both fucking got some sort of craziness
about them, and they found one another because they're both crazy.

(26:34):
Because me, at my age, I see a crazy person,
I'm like, I'm gonna stay away from that motherfucker. Most
crazy people are attracted to other crazy people. So I
don't believe anything that I ever fucking hear.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Well, speaking of crazy people being attracted to each other.
Former It couple Brad Pitt and Angelina and Joe Lee
are finally settling their custody dispute. Wow, because Brad Pitt
has given up. They've they've been working their way through
the courts now for about six years. No no, no, no, no,

(27:07):
eight years, eight years, eight years.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
The kids are probably close to over eighteen at this point.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
The reason why, that's exactly why he's given up. Shiloh,
there's only three kids that are still minors. Shiloh is seventeen,
so she's almost eighteen, and then the twins are fifteen
years old, and you know, I would imagine that they
they probably at fifteen, can talk to a judge and
just and say, well, I don't feel safe, or I
don't want to live with my dad, or I.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Think that's a lot of bullshit between them too that
they've put out there. I think, look, if you got
a kid that's fifteen, okay, and you got two parents
and they both want to be with the kid, they
can see through all of anything. They know what's going
on with their parents. They know who's the real one
or who's projecting bullshit. And if they want to be
with dad, they're going to go be with dad, you

(27:57):
know what I mean, on the weekend. And that's just
the end of it. They're all enough to make their
own decisions, and I think they're old enough to smell bullshit.
I'm not surprised that somebody ran the white flag up
the pole. I'm not because you're not gonna get anywhere.
She's dug in with a ton of money. He's got
a ton of money. What are you getting out of this?
You're just wasting your money. The kids will figure it

(28:17):
out on their own. They're becoming adults. They'll decide who
they want to spend their Thanksgiving with or they're Christmas
or whatever they will. So it's usually just a waste
of money.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
I mean, they have all the money in the world.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
But oh god, yeah, if they were eight, this is
a different story. But they're not like you said. The
youngest are fifteen. They're people. They're not little children. They're people.
At this point, they're becoming people. They can make their
own decisions.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
People. Some happy news after a lot of drama today.
Congratulations to Abby Hansel and her sister Brittany that conjoined
twins got married. One of them did legally and in

(29:00):
the eyes of our Lord, Abby is the married one.
And wonderful news for them, and depressing as fuck for me.
Even a conjoined twin confine love and marriage and I
am still here a miserable spinster. Fabulous.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
I mean, what if the other chick doesn't like the guy,
It's not like what if she did. Just put a
bag over her head and check out what's happening.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
I'm just gonna go there. And I know it's not
the Patreon, but when they're having sex, they have one
vagina but two mouths. So I was just actually, no,
it's so interesting. I think they each only feel half
the body, so like, do they each feel half the vagina?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I don't know, I don't know what The whole thing
is really wild, And I mean I don't want to
make fun of them adult it's a weird circumstance.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Well, no, I'm not making fun of them.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Well, I mean, it's just a funny situation, is what
I'm saying. I find it only to be actual to
ask questions because you know, there are two brains and
two sets of thoughts there, and there is only one person,
and that one person's marrying someone. It's just it's a
wild concept. It's like you couldn't dream it up.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
They're lucky to be alive because most twins of the
kind that they most conjoined twins of the kind that
they are, don't live as long of a life as
they have, So congrats, congrats to them. All Right, one
last story, but before we get to that, we have
a few new Patreon members. Thank you for your support.

(30:34):
Karen Navas, Brook Foster, Sabrella, What an interesting name. I
love it, Graciela Gonzalez, Melissa Santiago, Chisato, Sandoval Bianca.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Why do you have to overpronounce everyone's name. Some people
are just white people. Okay, just say it's Melissa and
Cruz or whatever her fucking name.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
That's not a white person name.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Melissa is Cruise, isn't Cruse? Is this still Cruise?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
But you're Likerissa, Christen Betrone, Missy Colonists, Colonies, Maggie Chu,
who signed up for the entire year, Thank you, Maggie Chu.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Kaz Mitchell, Rachel O'Reilly super white. We love you all.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Rachel.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
We had a lot of people sign up this week.
Thank you. Thank you, Laura McMurray, Thank you, Kelly Callahan,
Jeremy Flowers, Jellyfish.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
No you think jellyfish last week?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
All right, that's where we ended, all right. Thank you.
Patreon dot com slash Perez Hilton.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
And if you're not on Patreon, on Patreon, we have
a message board where people give us topic suggestions and
there's just conversation that's always happening. And a lot of
people wanted us or me to watch that Nickelodeon.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
Quiet on the Set.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, I watched it, and well it's just so disturbing.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Wait a minute, it was a multi part thing. You
watched all episodes.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I watched, like I know, I made it through two episodes,
and I don't know how much is left, but I
got the j it, like I know what's going on here.
And I didn't know anything about Amanda Bindes. Like I
knew she got into movies, but I didn't know she
was on Nickelodeon. I'm not of that age where I
ever watched Nickelodeon. It was the you know, it was
an early nineties thing. I was already in my career
and not watching TV at this point in my life,

(32:17):
but watching her story and this vibrant young girl and
you know, and what fame does to people, it's just
it's so fucking disturbing, this whole show, and I just
feel for all the kids and all the people there,
and the people that work for this uh Dan Schneider guy.
I mean, they paid him to be a complete monster.
I wasn't there. I don't know. I also know how

(32:38):
Hollywood works, and I know how fucking some of these
producers or whatever are just they just breed it in
this town. Everybody acts that way they feel like they
have to. It's weird. I never understood it when I
was in it. But I'm always the kind of person
that just shrugs it. People when they do shit like that,
I'm like, all right, well, I mean, if that's how
you want to run your shop or your business, knock

(32:59):
yourself out. It doesn't affect me, but I do understand
that it affects other people differently, and they're much more
sensitive than me, I guess. But it's wild. It's an
ugly tale. I don't even know if I'd recommend it.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Even Diddy was on that show on one of his
Nickelodeon shows, so was I. I almost didn't want to
mention that.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
I like when the adults come on and do things
with the kids, but I mean, dude, some of this
stuff was like they were doing like porn money shots
and like peeing in their mouths like they were they
these things. They were like emulating sex acts with these
kids and them.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Sliming them, peeing in their mouths.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, it's all very porny. And if you watch it
and you get to the behind the scenes and you
talk to the you know, the people that they're interviewing,
and the conversations that they were having, even with the
kids not around though, like where they came up with
some of these ideas. I mean, this guy's twisted. No matter,
anybody that wants to spend this much time with children,

(33:59):
there's something fucked up with them, is you ask me?
I just it's weird. It's just the whole thing's weird.
It's a weird.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Doc Wow, intense. Okay, all right, well, last story and
let's end on something positive. Actually, Lizzo needs to focus,
analyze and learn from Jennifer Lopez and how she's navigated
her career over the last twenty years, or Madonna, or
you know, just the people that have come before them,
because both Jen and Madonna have been heavily criticized for

(34:29):
a very long time and they just kept going. Like
you said, they just pushed through. And this is what
Jennifer Lopez did recently. Obviously she's a bright person. Okay,
She's aware that the public is not in her favor
right now. So what has she done. She retreated to
her husband and just all loved up, and so much
so that Ben and Jen were just spotted in Manhattan

(34:52):
house hunting. Either they might be moving there full time
or just buy another house in New York City, but
a distraction and something to look forward to and work
on and good on that.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
So because Hi, Booker and Press.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
This is Carol from overseas. I'm current regarding this statement
from Harry and Meghan about Princess Catherine. I agree with Perees.
It is shady. I noticed from the first moment. But
I'm going to explain why I think it is shady.
It is because, first, forget the whole Princess of Wales thing.
She has asked her husband, Prince William has asked that

(35:30):
she named Catering. So she's ill. I mean, why can't
they call her the way she wants to be called?
And the other thing I think Booker wanted to know
the reason why they will do this is because mainly
they hate the godsl William and Catering. I mean, Meghan

(35:51):
is insanely jealous Catering. I think she wanted to be
higher in the pecking order than Catering. We many of
us believe that Harry pretty much hates his brother since
infancy not infancy, I mean childhood, because I mean that's
what the book shows. He resented his brother because his

(36:14):
brother is dear.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
So they are.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Trying to like, I've lost every point that she's trying
to make. But hold on, stop talking, stop stop talking.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Well, listen. She obviously was right because she agreed with me,
so thank you.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
She made so much sense.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
She did, No, she did make sense. I agree with her. Well,
you're not listening. She said that Catherine has said that
this is how she wants to be called. The woman
is sick. They're not respecting they're not respecting her wishes
A and then b that Harry's jealous of William and
has been for a long ast time. Both valid points.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Okay, next call, Hey guys, sacrament I have to pause
the latest one to call in about Scottistick.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
I actually do watch the kardash.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
And they focused a little on him last season. He
was in that car accident and he had gotten to
be in so much pain that he had put on
quite a few pounds. It wasn't a lot, but it
was enough. It was noticeable, and he was just having
a really hard time.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Yeah, and went on a zempic, which we found out
that he did. Ye, everybody in this town's on a
Zempich or some form of it. I think I'm not
You're not in this town. Well, you're at the fat people.
I learned Vegas.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
We appreciate you. Patreon dot com slash Perez Hilton. Hopefully
we'll see some more new faces there and if not,
we'll see you next Monday. Thank you all, have a
wonderful week.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Take care of yourselves, guys,
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