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Speaker 1 (01:36):
Jennifer Aniston, who hates social media even though she's on it.
I know she's, but she didn't join until like fucking
what three years ago, like she joined like super late.
I know she hates it. For her to be dating
a fucking content creator is hilarious to me, it really is.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean, it reminds me, you know what, This reminds
me of what Ben Affleck, where Ben claims to hate
all the attend hitted stuff and then he's out there
with the D Day armas and doing the pop walks
and the coffee runs and everything else. I was like, oh,
wait a minute, he really likes this. And for her
to like kind of date someone like this, there's a
part of her that likes this.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I think I think she what I think is this
in a way, the older that she's gotten even though
she's still the same lister she hasn't really I mean,
she still actually fucking works. We talked about her on
last opisode.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
She's on the Apple TV show. She's constantly working.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, we talked about how she just booked this new
show where she's gonna be playing Jennette mccurty's mother. I
just feel like perhaps she just made a choice again
that word to be normal ish, and normal people meet
other people on Instagram, they meet on social media, and
I think she may have somehow just come across this
(02:50):
guy on Instagram started following him and liking his shit.
And that's a big deal if you're a fucking content creator,
and then all of a sudden you get that notification,
Oh my god, Jennifer Anniston followed me. Then if you're
that guy, you just sent her a message saying thanks
for following me, and then that opens up the line
of communication and they start talking and the next thing
you know, they're fucking dating.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Nothing you said is wrong, outlandish, crazy. I think that's
exactly how it may happen, you know, or have happened
for her. She may not be as precious about the
whole celebrity thing, or she's insulated herself so much that
you realize you're in a bubble and you're missing out.
On life and other opportunities and stuff. But I don't know, man,
(03:31):
I think it's a social circle thing, though. Do you
I mean, do you really think she's meeting some rando
on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I think, going back to being normal, I think she
saw this guy on her feed and had a crush
on him and followed him, and then he messaged her.
This is my speculation. He messaged her and then right,
and then she by that point had been seeing his
content for a while, and like the crush was just
like crushing, and she's like, I'm going to get this
(03:58):
a try.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I mean, like Charlie's own said she was banging some
guide or I had a one night stand with like
some twenty seven year old that she met on a
dating app. So I guess maybe so. But you know,
I'm just looking at it from someone that's, you know,
the same age as her, that has never been on
that before, like I assume she hasn't either, And I
can't even imagine it. That's all I'm saying about dating apps.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I doubt she's on dating apps. That's why she did
the old school Instagram thing. Maybe he's still in his forties.
I think he's forty nine, and she's fifty six. Not
a huge age gap, you know. And for Jennifer Aniston
to have gone public with this guy recently on vacation,
I mean even just the act of going on an
(04:41):
international vacation with somebody, you have to feel confident enough
that you're gonna have a good time with that person.
But then again not really, because all right, it's not
working out. I'm gonna pay for you to go back
first class to Los Angeles. No big deal?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Bye? Is it one of those she was in the
same room with a guy.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, I'll tell you more. I'll tell you more. Okay,
they were. They they might even still be there. But
they were spotted on a yacht and then in Majorca
with Jason Bateman and his wife. It was a couple's getaway.
And that wasn't the first time they were actually spotted
on vacation together. After the Spain trip, we now learned
(05:20):
that last month in June, they were also spotted just
the two of them together in Big Sir. So first
a little like try out, a little local vacation. Right
then the international trip came.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What a life I know?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh God, Honestly, this time of year when I see
fucking everybody going on vacation, and I'm likeugh, I miss
the days I could do international travel, but now it's
just so expensive and kids and Jerry YadA YadA.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, it's dogs for me. Okay, So I have a
question about her him.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
He's a handsome guy, by the way, Jim Curtis, I
feel it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Do you think he hypnotized her?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, I don't believe in that shit.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What do you mean you don't believe it?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Hypnosis is not real.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
There's schools for it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's bullshit. It's all sham.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
A school of hypnotherapy, they can hypnotize.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It's bullshit. It's not it's not real.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
So you're saying you couldn't be hypnotized, guarantee it. Get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's not real.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I wish we had the resources. I would pay for
it for a hypnotist to hypnotize you. Matt Damon he
famously you know, he was a big smoker and he
got hypnotized to stop smoking, and he stopped that day.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's a choice, it's going that's a choice.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
He tried everything.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's bullshit, it's not real.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's funny I live here along the one oh one
in the valley, and there's a sign I see every day.
It's like the Reciita exit. It says, uh whatever. A
school of.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Hypnotherapy, hypnosis, hypnosis, it's real. Hypnosis is for people who
believe in astrology and tarot cards.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Get the fuck out of here. I don't believe it.
I don't believe in any of that shit. You believe, Yes,
I believe it is real. So what do you think
this guy does that all day long?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
He convinces people that they're hypnotized.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Haven't you ever seen anybody hypnotized?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
No, it's bullshit. I've seen.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Everyone's playing an access under hypnosis.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You're nuts, it's not real.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Wow, Okay, I think he hypnotized her into liking him.
That's what I think.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Sure, you're such an idiot.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I believe that he is. Oh god, I think that's
the only way some internet content creator Hypno.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
He's good looking, she's shallow, shot.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Fucking deal. There's a ton of good She could get billionaires,
and she can get Tom Brady if she wanted to.
Maybe not him, because he's chasing young.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Developed a crush by seeing his content. That's my hope.
That's my theory is way better. Anyways. Speaking of couples,
and speaking of yachts and speaking of vacations, Katy Perry
has been spending time with her baby daddy, or Lando Bloom,
whom she broke up with recently. That in and of
itself is kind of weird, but then let me fit
(08:06):
I'll tell you why. Even weirder, they were on Jeff
Bezos's yacht joining him and Lauren Sanchez on their honeymoon.
That's also weird to me.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah. Why is it weird that Kati, Katy Perry and
Orlando Bloom are spending time together after breaking up? Because
I just wouldn't want that. I want to clean split press.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
They just put out a statement less than four days
ago that said you're gonna see them together, they're gonna
co parent together. So I assume the kids there. The
kid was there, yes, Yeah, So I don't even find
this one percent weird. They decided that they don't have
the zip, the thing, whatever, and they're gonna move on.
I don't think it's weird at all.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I think it's weird, and especially because now people are
especially because they're not even normal people they're celebrities, and
people are gonna be analyzing and scrutinizing, like me who
saw paparazzi pictures of them hugging, and it's not just
like a little like gentle hug. It was like a
deep embrace.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They're going through something together.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Weird, go through it apart. You're not together anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Press they have a kid. There's no such thing as
a part.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They're super rich people that can take separate vacation.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's not about that they don't want to take separate it.
They literally just put out a press right saying you're
going to see them together. I think it's as close
to normal as you could possibly get.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
If it was, like, okay, a birthday party. I get that,
you know it's their daughter's birthday party or your birthday
party or whatever. But it was just fucking Jeff Bezos's honeymoon.
You don't have to be there together. I just think
it's weird.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I think it might be a tad unusual because of
the circumstances of them being celebrities, but the fact that
they came out and put out a very sane statement
about it, saying they're going to do exactly this I
find this zero percent weird. The weird part is why
the bezos is would want them on the honeymoon, but
then just follow that down the rabbit hole. They're starfuckers.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, I was about to say, I'm literally gonna use
that word.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's it, starfuckers.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
They're more sane starfuckers than Elon Musk. They're the more
normal starfuckers.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
In more Couples News and also on a yacht, Tom
Brady and Sophia ever Gara met or they might have
probably known he they probably know each other, but they
were on some like yacht party cruise bullshit with other
rich people and got friendly.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Error is the reports they're fucking.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
The reports were initial reports were like, oh they're dating.
Now it's like, oh, it's nothing that serious, but you know, yeah,
I would believe it. They're fucking for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
He's stuck it in her for sure. And she is
so thirsty on that Instagram showing off that ass every day.
God bless her for it. I love it. I love
that she's just got that thing out there that could
boos every day. And he's out there on the islands
with the shirt off, looking all tall and thin and
good and stuff he is.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh, let me look that up right now.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
If you haven't seen him, like, dude, he's I'm like,
he's running around. He's just in his little swim trunks.
This on a you haven't seen that?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Follow him? Wait? Where are they?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
He's not posting them. They're like Papa Rozzi shots.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Why have I missed down on that?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I have no idea. I've run into these pictures four
hundred times. I figured you to beat off to him
like forty times by now.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm gonna have to when we're done recording.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Wait, we make some time for that.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
His faith is looking very weird.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Dude, I told you he looks like a fucking mannequt,
and all the people on the message board said the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Wait, he just posted this video two hours ago. It's
still hot though, whatever. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Listen, his body undeniable and the faith. It's funny because
he was a professional athlete and he was pudgy as fuck.
Now he looks like a goddamn Olympic runner and he's
done with the professional sports part of his life. It's
just funny.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
He's got a new Amazon Prime show that comes out
next month.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I've already started not watching.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
It's called canceled Built in Birmingham, Brady and the Blues.
I think it's about soccer and the UK.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ah, God, what is with all these fucking rich people
getting soccer teams in the UK? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
We couldn't even afford a JV team in a high school.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It would be so fun. I'd give those fuckers pink outfits. Yeah,
we'd have the fiercest halftime show. Is there is there
halftime in soccer?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Isn't there like three periods or something? Who could fucking know?
I have no idea how soccer works.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Even better multiple halftime shows.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Soccer's weird. There's like extra time, but no one knows
when the extra time ends, and there's an official running
around with a clock, and you don't know when it's over.
It's over when they feel like it's over. It's the
dumbest fucking sports.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I want to do this now, Like like they probably
don't do jello shots in the UK. We gotta sell
jello shots. One poundell shot.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Where did jello shots come? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Funny, I know, I love the idea. Congratulations to Pete Davidson.
He and his girlfriend announced yesterday that they are expecting
a child together, and I, you know, I wonder if
this is a celebrity thing or if it's just like
a younger new way of living thing. Pete and his
(13:09):
new girlfriend have only been dating since March. Do normal
people rush into having a baby like this as well?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, there's nothing normal about Pete Davidson.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No. I know that.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I know that if that's what you're inferring, it's not normal.
It's not It is not normal. No, And his state
of mind put it that way, and his decisions and
bouncing bed to bed to girl to girl, of this
to that to you know, he's very knee jerky when
it comes to relationships, and he seems like he's all
in all of the time, right, Like he's a love bomber.
He just he's on ten with whomever he's with at
(13:41):
that moment. And if there's even a whiff of I
want to get married and pregnant, then he's going to
be all in on that idea too. I hope it
works out for him. I hope this is the U
turn in his life and he takes it seriously. And
you know, they have a wonderful existit's together. My bet
they'll be broken up in two years.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And it worries me because there might might be another
Joe Jonas Sophie Turner situation because his girlfriend is British.
Oh no, yeah, and you know this is the Patreon.
He's got a history of severe addiction and mental illness.
So if she goes to a judge and says, I
don't feel safe handing over my kid to him, the
(14:23):
child should be with me. I should have primary and
soul physical custody. That's a very compelling argument for a judge.
I would say, yeah, unless he has like a really
good team that said we need you now that you're
in your like honeymoon era with this girl. You're not married,
you're not engaged. Things are good, but have her signed
some kind of custody agreement? Now, that's what I would advise,
(14:46):
And if I was his manager.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
That's a hard conversation to bring up.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Well, now that they're they're on good terms, now do
it now, right, and you know, be willing to pay,
like okay, you know I'll start, you know, I'll agree
to finance this because you know he's got money.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
So yeah, I wonder if they're based here, like, is
he living in Los Angeles or is he living in
New York?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I think New York.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Oh, you think New York. So that's better at least
because the flight's shorter, you know, the whole LA to
England thing. Oh yeah, I mean, you know, ten hours
in the air.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah. Speaking of Pete Davidson, some people are speculating that
this was intentional and if so, super shady. The same day. Wait,
let me actually look at them. Oh my god, let
me see if I compare the time when they were
posted on on on Okay, Elsie Hewittt Instagram. Pete Davidson's
(15:40):
dating that. She's this model actress. Her name is Elsie Hewittt.
She posted this twenty one hours ago. Oh my god. Okay, okay,
all right, people are people are being silly? Okay, So
Pete's girlfriend posted that twenty one hours ago. Twenty three
hours ago, Arianna posted something very tension getting herself. But
(16:01):
she posted it first. So all those people thinking that
Ariya and I was trying to steal Pete's thunder, I'm
glad I checked. I'm glad I checked. Yeah, there's no
truth to that. She posted it two hours first, Okay,
She posted the following message to her fans, saying, very
silly of you all to assume that, just because I
(16:23):
have my hands full with many things, that I plan
to abandon singing and music. It is and always will
be my lifeline. There will need to be room made
for all of it. It may not look exactly like
it did before, but I much prefer how it looks
in my head. I am having fun. I feel grateful
(16:43):
and excited and inspired, finding a balance between many projects
and endeavors I love, and doing it my own way.
So I'm working on a plan to sing for you
all next year, even if it's just for a little
I love you.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So that means she's going on tour next year, but
not a big tour, just a baby tour.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Or maybe she's going to do the super Bowl or
something like that. Oh I could see her headlining Coachella.
That'd be fun too.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh that too, replay. I think I mentioned Lady Gaga
that I would be talking about her. This is funny
to me because I was absolutely sincere. I was not trolling.
If I was trolling, I would tell you know that. Sure,
there was no ulterior motive. It was her birthday yesterday,
(17:34):
and I just sent her a birthday tweet, a simple
birthday tweet. I forget what it was, something like happy birthday, LG.
Wishing you continued good health. I think I remember it.
Wishing you continued good health and contentment. I thought that
was just like a nice thing.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
The contentment part at the end is a little weird.
You're acknowledging that she's not stable in all areas of
her life. So that's a little shit, I would say,
a little shitty at the end. I was if I
was to post it. Listen, you're asking my opinion. I'll
give you my opinion.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Did you not hear I said wishing you continued good
health and contentment?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What like she's got everything? That's what I want? Like
you know, or I guess piece is another way of
saying it.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Well, that's an odd choice of word. When you say contentment,
it's saying that you haven't been content and it looks
like maybe you are for the moment. It's I'm telling you, ye, shady,
it's not sent okay. It's like you're saying that it's not.
I believe you that it's not. I'm just trying to
see how someone could possibly think that there's some undertone
(18:38):
to it. It's that word. I'm just telling you that's
what it is.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I think contentment is a great word. Wouldn't you want
that for your life?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
First of all, people, no one says that. No one
says continued contentment. I say that, I know, but you're
a whack job. That's saying that you've had some sort
of issues.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
She has. She's been very public about.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That, Okay, but that's not what you put in a
birthday message. You don't bring that up.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You did.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
That's why people are thinking it's a little shady.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Or continued peace or continued prosperity, whatever, it's all similar.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Prosperity would have been a better word. But contentment acknowledges
that she wasn't always content.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
But I think it's important to acknowledge that continued prosperity
has to do with like money, right, So I wouldn't
I purposely didn't choose prosperity because she's already got all
the money in the world.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Why are you arguing with me, I'm just telling you.
I'm just trying to tell you why someone would say
that sounds a little shady. I'm just explaining it to you.
I don't believe you think that way. I'm just trying
to let you know.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Well, I didn't say peace because that's just lame to me.
I don't continued peace. I don't know, like a continued
prosperity that's financial. I thought continued contentment. Like wow, she
seems like.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
A really disparity doesn't necessarily mean financial.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Eh, most people think prosperity is a financial adjective. I
would say. Anyways, I said that I was sincere. There
was no shade intended whatsoever, And like ninety nine percent
of the people that saw my tweet and responded, we're
sending me like hate, like full on hate, which is
funny because you know, Lady Gaga preaches kindness and all
(20:15):
of these things, and then her fans are like for
sending a really what I thought was a kind message.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
This is how hypocritical the Internet is. They want you
to stop hating Asians, and they want you to embrace
the whole idea of we should not have gun violence
in this country. That's out of one side of your mouth,
and on the other side of your mouth, it's like,
fuck you, you asked White Perez Hilton go fuck yourself
and dot that's the juxtaposition of the Internet, and that's
(20:42):
why it's funny stupid. It's all fucking stupid. They should
just unplug the fucking Internet.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Thankfully, I've been doing what I do for seventeen years
and it does not get to me, sincerely. It actually
is just a talking point for the podcast, So thank
you to them. And speaking of the podcast, I have
put just like I was talking to my therapist about
this a couple of weeks ago, like that, I put
the final nail in the coffin of me having another child.
(21:12):
Well maybe not totally, but ninety nine percent never going
to have another child unless I hit the lotto and
win three hundred million dollars. But that likelihood of that
happening is like less than one percent, right, So.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I would say a lot less.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
But okay, yeah, a lot less. God, you have to
like nitpick everything, Jesus, Well.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Out of one hundreds are pretty good.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
All right, fine, one percent of one percent of one percent,
keep going. I'm doing the same thing with regards to
our podcast. There is one percent of one percent that
our podcast will ever be anything more than what it is,
just because we live in a society that's gotten even
(21:56):
more and more about being as and vanilla as possible
and canceling everybody. This is where I could say things
that I won't share with the general public, like right now,
when we're gonna talk about Justin Timberlake, this motherfucker I we.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Already have a different take back one sentence.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
We have a different Okay. I don't hate him, but
I dislike him so much that if he came up
to me and ask for a photo, I would say no.
And I'm the biggest fame horror there is. So at
his show last night, I don't know what song it
was leading into, Okay, I was. I didn't want to
presume because I only saw there was Okay, I only
(22:44):
saw the clip of him talking, but leading up to
crimea River. When he was introducing that song, he said,
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to absolutely
fucking nobody, and that you think it's funny. He thinks
it's funny too. I think it's a major dick, douchebag asshole.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's still douchey. Oh Okay, listen, somebody can say stuff
that's douchey, but I can still find it humorous and funny,
and to me, this is a home run funny and
a brilliant move. I want you to continue. You think
it's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I think I read it as how desperate is he?
He is so desperate that he feels he needs to
do this a douchebag, lame click baby, surefire, attention getting thing.
You're the king of that, and I know.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Love when people do that. You almost contradict yourself, because
that's why I'm saying it's genius.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
He's got very.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Little heat as you went over the reasons that he does.
And that's the world we live in. Okay, Like his
song isn't as bad as whatever you chart you reported
on last week.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It is it.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
It's got more heat than that. It really does to me,
and this just does nothing but helps it out. It
just makes people say, does he have a new song?
I want to go check it out?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
But does he? I mean, I guess he has. He
feels he has to, and you think he does too.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I don't think he has to do that, but I
understand him doing that. Let me put it that way.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
But the thing that's like, if it was any other
scenario other than the only way to also interpret this
is as a diss to Britney Spears. No, yes, oh,
come on, come on, it's the only way people most fine,
not the only way, not the only way, but most people,
most the majority. And you're gonna think the masses are asses.
(24:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
No, no, no, he's talking about her. I don't believe it's
a dis.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
How else can you interpret it?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think maybe we're using the wrong words here. Yes,
he's talking about her. But here's my honest thought.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
It's like he's saying I'm not sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yes he's saying that. Now I'm taking that to the
next step. Why is he not sorry? Because all of
the things that are being alleged or said made up,
some of them are some of the big bullet points
might be, and they're very, very hurtful to him because
they make him look like a dick, and they may
not be true because the musings are of someone that's
(25:13):
not all together. I'm not one of these dipshits that
believes every I'm not a disciple of her stupid book
like it's the Bible, like it's a bunch of truths.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I'm not even saying that because of Britney Spears he's
just a dick.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, you can think that all day long, and I
kind of you know, he gives me the due shows too,
but we got to park that for a second. I
think the guy has every right to be upset if
things have been said about him that are not true,
and he has taken the high.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Road, the high road, the high also, let me finish,
he took the high road all along said nothing.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Then she puts out a book and then she pours
it on. He's pissed. He's like puts his hands up
in the air and goes, you know what, I'm not
sorry anymore. I'm not sorry to anybody. I'm tired of this.
I think that's his right, is well, it's and to
your point, yes, he's still do she Yeah, And I
still wouldn't have done it because I would say, continue
to take the high road.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
And it's also the timing of everything. It literally comes
just days after Britney apologized Brittany was sorry, Brittany took
the higher road, and now he's doing this dick, douchebag.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I can't argue against the fact that this doesn't reek
of douchiness.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It totally does. It's headlined getting and this and that.
But maybe it goes back to the very first thing
that came out of your mouth. And I actually agree.
Maybe he just thinks he's funny.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah, no, I'm serious, I really I think I agree
with just that part of this, that he's like, this
is funny underneath all of the high road things that
he's maybe has done or hasn't done.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
This just takes you right back down to douchebag. I
can't disagree with that, but I can understand if some
of the things alleged we're not true. A lot of
the things even we're not true and have and just
piled onto him, onto his plate at his expense, I
too understand that.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
And just to reiterate, my thoughts are not even related
to Brittany. I just I mean, even remember just a
few years ago that quasi cheating scandal with his wife.
He's just a fucking douchebag period, full stop, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
It's really hard to argue against that.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It is, Yeah, and he is in full on desperation mode.
It was like a one two punch. It was obviously calculated.
He did this and then the other thing he did,
which I said he would do He's teased more in
sync music. He's going back to that. Well, he said,
there may be a little something in the future, and
(27:45):
that in sync has been in the studio.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I saw that with Kelly Clarkson and by the way,
looks amazing.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, because she was pre diabetic, she said, so she
had to get in shape because of that.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Good for her, she looks amazing.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, you know when I did a little I did
a little yesterday about you know, getting in shape. Not
because I'm pre diabetic. I'm just vain. I want to
look good. It's pure vanity, like aesthetics for me. Right,
this Raiders dee what does d E stand for?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
You would have never got to that one O.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
This Raiders player has become the first actively playing NFL
player to be openly gay. And I could not help
but think of Coulton Underwood because it's not like a competition,
it's not like who can come out better or whatever.
But this guy came out and he made a one
hundred thousand dollars donation to the Trevor Project, which is
(28:43):
a suicide prevention organization for LGBTQ youth. And then on
the flip side, Colton Underwood had lied to all these
people and was allegedly abusive to his ex girlfriend and
didn't donate.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Moment all I'm such a bitchy gay. You you're just
the bitchiest gay of all time. Rude. His jersey is
now the number one selling jersey in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Not only did his coming out and not hurt his career,
I think it actually helped him. So that was awesome.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
pH P replay.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
That's it. That was that was I'm not gonna lie.
I haven't listened to it yet.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
That was something that was something I have listened to it,
And those are some great moments right there. I'm glad
you all made it to the end.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I can't wait for many more moments to come. Here's
to ten more years.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Wow, could you imagine pH P replay
One and only famous correct Perez guilt.
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Speaker 1 (01:36):
Jennifer Aniston, who hates social media even though she's on it.
I know she's, but she didn't join until like fucking
what three years ago, like she joined like super late.
I know she hates it. For her to be dating
a fucking content creator is hilarious to me, it really is.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I mean, it reminds me, you know what, This reminds
me of what Ben Affleck, where Ben claims to hate
all the attend hitted stuff and then he's out there
with the D Day armas and doing the pop walks
and the coffee runs and everything else. I was like, oh,
wait a minute, he really likes this. And for her
to like kind of date someone like this, there's a
part of her that likes this.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I think I think she what I think is this
in a way, the older that she's gotten even though
she's still the same lister she hasn't really I mean,
she still actually fucking works. We talked about her on
last opisode.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
She's on the Apple TV show. She's constantly working.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, we talked about how she just booked this new
show where she's gonna be playing Jennette mccurty's mother. I
just feel like perhaps she just made a choice again
that word to be normal ish, and normal people meet
other people on Instagram, they meet on social media, and
I think she may have somehow just come across this
(02:50):
guy on Instagram started following him and liking his shit.
And that's a big deal if you're a fucking content creator,
and then all of a sudden you get that notification,
Oh my god, Jennifer Anniston followed me. Then if you're
that guy, you just sent her a message saying thanks
for following me, and then that opens up the line
of communication and they start talking and the next thing
you know, they're fucking dating.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Nothing you said is wrong, outlandish, crazy. I think that's
exactly how it may happen, you know, or have happened
for her. She may not be as precious about the
whole celebrity thing, or she's insulated herself so much that
you realize you're in a bubble and you're missing out.
On life and other opportunities and stuff. But I don't know, man,
(03:31):
I think it's a social circle thing, though. Do you
I mean, do you really think she's meeting some rando
on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I think, going back to being normal, I think she
saw this guy on her feed and had a crush
on him and followed him, and then he messaged her.
This is my speculation. He messaged her and then right,
and then she by that point had been seeing his
content for a while, and like the crush was just
like crushing, and she's like, I'm going to get this
(03:58):
a try.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I mean, like Charlie's own said she was banging some
guide or I had a one night stand with like
some twenty seven year old that she met on a
dating app. So I guess maybe so. But you know,
I'm just looking at it from someone that's, you know,
the same age as her, that has never been on
that before, like I assume she hasn't either, And I
can't even imagine it. That's all I'm saying about dating apps.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I doubt she's on dating apps. That's why she did
the old school Instagram thing. Maybe he's still in his forties.
I think he's forty nine, and she's fifty six. Not
a huge age gap, you know. And for Jennifer Aniston
to have gone public with this guy recently on vacation,
I mean even just the act of going on an
(04:41):
international vacation with somebody, you have to feel confident enough
that you're gonna have a good time with that person.
But then again not really, because all right, it's not
working out. I'm gonna pay for you to go back
first class to Los Angeles. No big deal?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Bye? Is it one of those she was in the
same room with a guy.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, I'll tell you more. I'll tell you more. Okay,
they were. They they might even still be there. But
they were spotted on a yacht and then in Majorca
with Jason Bateman and his wife. It was a couple's getaway.
And that wasn't the first time they were actually spotted
on vacation together. After the Spain trip, we now learned
(05:20):
that last month in June, they were also spotted just
the two of them together in Big Sir. So first
a little like try out, a little local vacation. Right
then the international trip came.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
What a life I know?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh God, Honestly, this time of year when I see
fucking everybody going on vacation, and I'm likeugh, I miss
the days I could do international travel, but now it's
just so expensive and kids and Jerry YadA YadA.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, it's dogs for me. Okay, So I have a
question about her him.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
He's a handsome guy, by the way, Jim Curtis, I
feel it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Do you think he hypnotized her?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
No, I don't believe in that shit.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What do you mean you don't believe it?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Hypnosis is not real.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
There's schools for it.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's bullshit. It's all sham.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
A school of hypnotherapy, they can hypnotize.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
It's bullshit. It's not it's not real.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
So you're saying you couldn't be hypnotized, guarantee it. Get
the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's not real.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I wish we had the resources. I would pay for
it for a hypnotist to hypnotize you. Matt Damon he
famously you know, he was a big smoker and he
got hypnotized to stop smoking, and he stopped that day.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's a choice, it's going that's a choice.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
He tried everything.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
It's bullshit, it's not real.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's funny I live here along the one oh one
in the valley, and there's a sign I see every day.
It's like the Reciita exit. It says, uh whatever. A
school of.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Hypnotherapy, hypnosis, hypnosis, it's real. Hypnosis is for people who
believe in astrology and tarot cards.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Get the fuck out of here. I don't believe it.
I don't believe in any of that shit. You believe, Yes,
I believe it is real. So what do you think
this guy does that all day long?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
He convinces people that they're hypnotized.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Haven't you ever seen anybody hypnotized?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
No, it's bullshit. I've seen.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Everyone's playing an access under hypnosis.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You're nuts, it's not real.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Wow, Okay, I think he hypnotized her into liking him.
That's what I think.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Sure, you're such an idiot.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I believe that he is. Oh god, I think that's
the only way some internet content creator Hypno.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
He's good looking, she's shallow, shot.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Fucking deal. There's a ton of good She could get billionaires,
and she can get Tom Brady if she wanted to.
Maybe not him, because he's chasing young.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Developed a crush by seeing his content. That's my hope.
That's my theory is way better. Anyways. Speaking of couples,
and speaking of yachts and speaking of vacations, Katy Perry
has been spending time with her baby daddy, or Lando Bloom,
whom she broke up with recently. That in and of
itself is kind of weird, but then let me fit
(08:06):
I'll tell you why. Even weirder, they were on Jeff
Bezos's yacht joining him and Lauren Sanchez on their honeymoon.
That's also weird to me.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's weird.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Yeah. Why is it weird that Kati, Katy Perry and
Orlando Bloom are spending time together after breaking up? Because
I just wouldn't want that. I want to clean split press.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
They just put out a statement less than four days
ago that said you're gonna see them together, they're gonna
co parent together. So I assume the kids there. The
kid was there, yes, Yeah, So I don't even find
this one percent weird. They decided that they don't have
the zip, the thing, whatever, and they're gonna move on.
I don't think it's weird at all.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
I think it's weird, and especially because now people are
especially because they're not even normal people they're celebrities, and
people are gonna be analyzing and scrutinizing, like me who
saw paparazzi pictures of them hugging, and it's not just
like a little like gentle hug. It was like a
deep embrace.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
They're going through something together.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Weird, go through it apart. You're not together anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Press they have a kid. There's no such thing as
a part.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
They're super rich people that can take separate vacation.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
It's not about that they don't want to take separate it.
They literally just put out a press right saying you're
going to see them together. I think it's as close
to normal as you could possibly get.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
If it was, like, okay, a birthday party. I get that,
you know it's their daughter's birthday party or your birthday
party or whatever. But it was just fucking Jeff Bezos's honeymoon.
You don't have to be there together. I just think
it's weird.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I think it might be a tad unusual because of
the circumstances of them being celebrities, but the fact that
they came out and put out a very sane statement
about it, saying they're going to do exactly this I
find this zero percent weird. The weird part is why
the bezos is would want them on the honeymoon, but
then just follow that down the rabbit hole. They're starfuckers.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, I was about to say, I'm literally gonna use
that word.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's it, starfuckers.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
They're more sane starfuckers than Elon Musk. They're the more
normal starfuckers.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
In more Couples News and also on a yacht, Tom
Brady and Sophia ever Gara met or they might have
probably known he they probably know each other, but they
were on some like yacht party cruise bullshit with other
rich people and got friendly.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Error is the reports they're fucking.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
The reports were initial reports were like, oh they're dating.
Now it's like, oh, it's nothing that serious, but you know, yeah,
I would believe it. They're fucking for sure.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
He's stuck it in her for sure. And she is
so thirsty on that Instagram showing off that ass every day.
God bless her for it. I love it. I love
that she's just got that thing out there that could
boos every day. And he's out there on the islands
with the shirt off, looking all tall and thin and
good and stuff he is.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Oh, let me look that up right now.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
If you haven't seen him, like, dude, he's I'm like,
he's running around. He's just in his little swim trunks.
This on a you haven't seen that?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Follow him? Wait? Where are they?
Speaker 2 (11:03):
He's not posting them. They're like Papa Rozzi shots.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Why have I missed down on that?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I have no idea. I've run into these pictures four
hundred times. I figured you to beat off to him
like forty times by now.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm gonna have to when we're done recording.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Wait, we make some time for that.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
His faith is looking very weird.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Dude, I told you he looks like a fucking mannequt,
and all the people on the message board said the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Wait, he just posted this video two hours ago. It's
still hot though, whatever. I don't care.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Listen, his body undeniable and the faith. It's funny because
he was a professional athlete and he was pudgy as fuck.
Now he looks like a goddamn Olympic runner and he's
done with the professional sports part of his life. It's
just funny.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
He's got a new Amazon Prime show that comes out
next month.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I've already started not watching.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
It's called canceled Built in Birmingham, Brady and the Blues.
I think it's about soccer and the UK.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Ah, God, what is with all these fucking rich people
getting soccer teams in the UK? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
We couldn't even afford a JV team in a high school.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It would be so fun. I'd give those fuckers pink outfits. Yeah,
we'd have the fiercest halftime show. Is there is there
halftime in soccer?
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Isn't there like three periods or something? Who could fucking know?
I have no idea how soccer works.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Even better multiple halftime shows.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Soccer's weird. There's like extra time, but no one knows
when the extra time ends, and there's an official running
around with a clock, and you don't know when it's over.
It's over when they feel like it's over. It's the
dumbest fucking sports.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I want to do this now, Like like they probably
don't do jello shots in the UK. We gotta sell
jello shots. One poundell shot.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Where did jello shots come? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Funny, I know, I love the idea. Congratulations to Pete Davidson.
He and his girlfriend announced yesterday that they are expecting
a child together, and I, you know, I wonder if
this is a celebrity thing or if it's just like
a younger new way of living thing. Pete and his
(13:09):
new girlfriend have only been dating since March. Do normal
people rush into having a baby like this as well?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Well, there's nothing normal about Pete Davidson.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No. I know that.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I know that if that's what you're inferring, it's not normal.
It's not It is not normal. No, And his state
of mind put it that way, and his decisions and
bouncing bed to bed to girl to girl, of this
to that to you know, he's very knee jerky when
it comes to relationships, and he seems like he's all
in all of the time, right, Like he's a love bomber.
He just he's on ten with whomever he's with at
(13:41):
that moment. And if there's even a whiff of I
want to get married and pregnant, then he's going to
be all in on that idea too. I hope it
works out for him. I hope this is the U
turn in his life and he takes it seriously. And
you know, they have a wonderful existit's together. My bet
they'll be broken up in two years.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
And it worries me because there might might be another
Joe Jonas Sophie Turner situation because his girlfriend is British.
Oh no, yeah, and you know this is the Patreon.
He's got a history of severe addiction and mental illness.
So if she goes to a judge and says, I
don't feel safe handing over my kid to him, the
(14:23):
child should be with me. I should have primary and
soul physical custody. That's a very compelling argument for a judge.
I would say, yeah, unless he has like a really
good team that said we need you now that you're
in your like honeymoon era with this girl. You're not married,
you're not engaged. Things are good, but have her signed
some kind of custody agreement? Now, that's what I would advise,
(14:46):
And if I was his manager.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
That's a hard conversation to bring up.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Well, now that they're they're on good terms, now do
it now, right, and you know, be willing to pay,
like okay, you know I'll start, you know, I'll agree
to finance this because you know he's got money.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
So yeah, I wonder if they're based here, like, is
he living in Los Angeles or is he living in
New York?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I think New York.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Oh, you think New York. So that's better at least
because the flight's shorter, you know, the whole LA to
England thing. Oh yeah, I mean, you know, ten hours
in the air.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah. Speaking of Pete Davidson, some people are speculating that
this was intentional and if so, super shady. The same day. Wait,
let me actually look at them. Oh my god, let
me see if I compare the time when they were
posted on on on Okay, Elsie Hewittt Instagram. Pete Davidson's
(15:40):
dating that. She's this model actress. Her name is Elsie Hewittt.
She posted this twenty one hours ago. Oh my god. Okay, okay,
all right, people are people are being silly? Okay, So
Pete's girlfriend posted that twenty one hours ago. Twenty three
hours ago, Arianna posted something very tension getting herself. But
(16:01):
she posted it first. So all those people thinking that
Ariya and I was trying to steal Pete's thunder, I'm
glad I checked. I'm glad I checked. Yeah, there's no
truth to that. She posted it two hours first, Okay,
She posted the following message to her fans, saying, very
silly of you all to assume that, just because I
(16:23):
have my hands full with many things, that I plan
to abandon singing and music. It is and always will
be my lifeline. There will need to be room made
for all of it. It may not look exactly like
it did before, but I much prefer how it looks
in my head. I am having fun. I feel grateful
(16:43):
and excited and inspired, finding a balance between many projects
and endeavors I love, and doing it my own way.
So I'm working on a plan to sing for you
all next year, even if it's just for a little
I love you.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
So that means she's going on tour next year, but
not a big tour, just a baby tour.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Or maybe she's going to do the super Bowl or
something like that. Oh I could see her headlining Coachella.
That'd be fun too.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh that too, replay. I think I mentioned Lady Gaga
that I would be talking about her. This is funny
to me because I was absolutely sincere. I was not trolling.
If I was trolling, I would tell you know that. Sure,
there was no ulterior motive. It was her birthday yesterday,
(17:34):
and I just sent her a birthday tweet, a simple
birthday tweet. I forget what it was, something like happy birthday, LG.
Wishing you continued good health. I think I remember it.
Wishing you continued good health and contentment. I thought that
was just like a nice thing.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
The contentment part at the end is a little weird.
You're acknowledging that she's not stable in all areas of
her life. So that's a little shit, I would say,
a little shitty at the end. I was if I
was to post it. Listen, you're asking my opinion. I'll
give you my opinion.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Did you not hear I said wishing you continued good
health and contentment?
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (18:12):
What like she's got everything? That's what I want? Like
you know, or I guess piece is another way of
saying it.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Well, that's an odd choice of word. When you say contentment,
it's saying that you haven't been content and it looks
like maybe you are for the moment. It's I'm telling you, ye, shady,
it's not sent okay. It's like you're saying that it's not.
I believe you that it's not. I'm just trying to
see how someone could possibly think that there's some undertone
(18:38):
to it. It's that word. I'm just telling you that's
what it is.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
I think contentment is a great word. Wouldn't you want
that for your life?
Speaker 2 (18:45):
First of all, people, no one says that. No one
says continued contentment. I say that, I know, but you're
a whack job. That's saying that you've had some sort
of issues.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
She has. She's been very public about.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
That, Okay, but that's not what you put in a
birthday message. You don't bring that up.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
You did.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
That's why people are thinking it's a little shady.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Or continued peace or continued prosperity, whatever, it's all similar.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Prosperity would have been a better word. But contentment acknowledges
that she wasn't always content.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
But I think it's important to acknowledge that continued prosperity
has to do with like money, right, So I wouldn't
I purposely didn't choose prosperity because she's already got all
the money in the world.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Why are you arguing with me, I'm just telling you.
I'm just trying to tell you why someone would say
that sounds a little shady. I'm just explaining it to you.
I don't believe you think that way. I'm just trying
to let you know.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Well, I didn't say peace because that's just lame to me.
I don't continued peace. I don't know, like a continued
prosperity that's financial. I thought continued contentment. Like wow, she
seems like.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
A really disparity doesn't necessarily mean financial.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Eh, most people think prosperity is a financial adjective. I
would say. Anyways, I said that I was sincere. There
was no shade intended whatsoever, And like ninety nine percent
of the people that saw my tweet and responded, we're
sending me like hate, like full on hate, which is
funny because you know, Lady Gaga preaches kindness and all
(20:15):
of these things, and then her fans are like for
sending a really what I thought was a kind message.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
This is how hypocritical the Internet is. They want you
to stop hating Asians, and they want you to embrace
the whole idea of we should not have gun violence
in this country. That's out of one side of your mouth,
and on the other side of your mouth, it's like,
fuck you, you asked White Perez Hilton go fuck yourself
and dot that's the juxtaposition of the Internet, and that's
(20:42):
why it's funny stupid. It's all fucking stupid. They should
just unplug the fucking Internet.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Thankfully, I've been doing what I do for seventeen years
and it does not get to me, sincerely. It actually
is just a talking point for the podcast, So thank
you to them. And speaking of the podcast, I have
put just like I was talking to my therapist about
this a couple of weeks ago, like that, I put
the final nail in the coffin of me having another child.
(21:12):
Well maybe not totally, but ninety nine percent never going
to have another child unless I hit the lotto and
win three hundred million dollars. But that likelihood of that
happening is like less than one percent, right, So.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I would say a lot less.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
But okay, yeah, a lot less. God, you have to
like nitpick everything, Jesus, Well.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Out of one hundreds are pretty good.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
All right, fine, one percent of one percent of one percent,
keep going. I'm doing the same thing with regards to
our podcast. There is one percent of one percent that
our podcast will ever be anything more than what it is,
just because we live in a society that's gotten even
(21:56):
more and more about being as and vanilla as possible
and canceling everybody. This is where I could say things
that I won't share with the general public, like right now,
when we're gonna talk about Justin Timberlake, this motherfucker I we.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Already have a different take back one sentence.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
We have a different Okay. I don't hate him, but
I dislike him so much that if he came up
to me and ask for a photo, I would say no.
And I'm the biggest fame horror there is. So at
his show last night, I don't know what song it
was leading into, Okay, I was. I didn't want to
presume because I only saw there was Okay, I only
(22:44):
saw the clip of him talking, but leading up to
crimea River. When he was introducing that song, he said,
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to absolutely
fucking nobody, and that you think it's funny. He thinks
it's funny too. I think it's a major dick, douchebag asshole.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
It's still douchey. Oh Okay, listen, somebody can say stuff
that's douchey, but I can still find it humorous and funny,
and to me, this is a home run funny and
a brilliant move. I want you to continue. You think
it's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I think I read it as how desperate is he?
He is so desperate that he feels he needs to
do this a douchebag, lame click baby, surefire, attention getting thing.
You're the king of that, and I know.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Love when people do that. You almost contradict yourself, because
that's why I'm saying it's genius.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
He's got very.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Little heat as you went over the reasons that he does.
And that's the world we live in. Okay, Like his
song isn't as bad as whatever you chart you reported
on last week.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
It is it.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
It's got more heat than that. It really does to me,
and this just does nothing but helps it out. It
just makes people say, does he have a new song?
I want to go check it out?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
But does he? I mean, I guess he has. He
feels he has to, and you think he does too.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I don't think he has to do that, but I
understand him doing that. Let me put it that way.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
But the thing that's like, if it was any other
scenario other than the only way to also interpret this
is as a diss to Britney Spears. No, yes, oh,
come on, come on, it's the only way people most fine,
not the only way, not the only way, but most people,
most the majority. And you're gonna think the masses are asses.
(24:36):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
No, no, no, he's talking about her. I don't believe it's
a dis.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
How else can you interpret it?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
I think maybe we're using the wrong words here. Yes,
he's talking about her. But here's my honest thought.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
It's like he's saying I'm not sorry.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Yes he's saying that. Now I'm taking that to the
next step. Why is he not sorry? Because all of
the things that are being alleged or said made up,
some of them are some of the big bullet points
might be, and they're very, very hurtful to him because
they make him look like a dick, and they may
not be true because the musings are of someone that's
(25:13):
not all together. I'm not one of these dipshits that
believes every I'm not a disciple of her stupid book
like it's the Bible, like it's a bunch of truths.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I'm not even saying that because of Britney Spears he's
just a dick.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay, you can think that all day long, and I
kind of you know, he gives me the due shows too,
but we got to park that for a second. I
think the guy has every right to be upset if
things have been said about him that are not true,
and he has taken the high.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
Road, the high road, the high also, let me finish,
he took the high road all along said nothing.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Then she puts out a book and then she pours
it on. He's pissed. He's like puts his hands up
in the air and goes, you know what, I'm not
sorry anymore. I'm not sorry to anybody. I'm tired of this.
I think that's his right, is well, it's and to
your point, yes, he's still do she Yeah, And I
still wouldn't have done it because I would say, continue
to take the high road.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
And it's also the timing of everything. It literally comes
just days after Britney apologized Brittany was sorry, Brittany took
the higher road, and now he's doing this dick, douchebag.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I can't argue against the fact that this doesn't reek
of douchiness.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
It totally does. It's headlined getting and this and that.
But maybe it goes back to the very first thing
that came out of your mouth. And I actually agree.
Maybe he just thinks he's funny.
Speaker 4 (26:35):
Yeah, no, I'm serious, I really I think I agree
with just that part of this, that he's like, this
is funny underneath all of the high road things that
he's maybe has done or hasn't done.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
This just takes you right back down to douchebag. I
can't disagree with that, but I can understand if some
of the things alleged we're not true. A lot of
the things even we're not true and have and just
piled onto him, onto his plate at his expense, I
too understand that.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
And just to reiterate, my thoughts are not even related
to Brittany. I just I mean, even remember just a
few years ago that quasi cheating scandal with his wife.
He's just a fucking douchebag period, full stop, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
It's really hard to argue against that.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
It is, Yeah, and he is in full on desperation mode.
It was like a one two punch. It was obviously calculated.
He did this and then the other thing he did,
which I said he would do He's teased more in
sync music. He's going back to that. Well, he said,
there may be a little something in the future, and
(27:45):
that in sync has been in the studio.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I saw that with Kelly Clarkson and by the way,
looks amazing.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, because she was pre diabetic, she said, so she
had to get in shape because of that.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Good for her, she looks amazing.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, you know when I did a little I did
a little yesterday about you know, getting in shape. Not
because I'm pre diabetic. I'm just vain. I want to
look good. It's pure vanity, like aesthetics for me. Right,
this Raiders dee what does d E stand for?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
You would have never got to that one O.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
This Raiders player has become the first actively playing NFL
player to be openly gay. And I could not help
but think of Coulton Underwood because it's not like a competition,
it's not like who can come out better or whatever.
But this guy came out and he made a one
hundred thousand dollars donation to the Trevor Project, which is
(28:43):
a suicide prevention organization for LGBTQ youth. And then on
the flip side, Colton Underwood had lied to all these
people and was allegedly abusive to his ex girlfriend and
didn't donate.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Moment all I'm such a bitchy gay. You you're just
the bitchiest gay of all time. Rude. His jersey is
now the number one selling jersey in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Not only did his coming out and not hurt his career,
I think it actually helped him. So that was awesome.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
pH P replay.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
That's it. That was that was I'm not gonna lie.
I haven't listened to it yet.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
That was something that was something I have listened to it,
And those are some great moments right there. I'm glad
you all made it to the end.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I can't wait for many more moments to come. Here's
to ten more years.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Wow, could you imagine pH P replay
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