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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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(00:41):
you see there? Hey, birds, as you go with Lane Kiffin,
delis you yesterday?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
We saw it?

Speaker 3 (00:48):
You are ready to go?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Brady from Benama City checking in Jonderg Nick in Briarfield, Alabama.
He's ready. Zach the trash man work in the Cromwell area. Okay,
glad you're here. The wiregrass is ready from Frosty, Virginia. Birds,

(01:12):
but we're here, ready to go. Hey birds, I'm steering
some bulls this morning, but I'm listening. Yeah, I'm back.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
There's cow, there's.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Pop tart ready to row. Shane Beaver is not ready
right twenty eight point lead lord help Tanner's ready. Target
Distribution's ready. We got a PEPSI guy says, I'm in Huntsville, Alabama,

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ready to go.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Paris tractor down of a Paris tractor. I'm I ready
different bunch, but they're ready to go for a brand
new hour on a brand new day. Speedy, Greg Adler,
they are all here, And thank you three brothers uh
for stepping up yesterday. And I got to listen to

(02:12):
the show a little bit, uh handling what I had
to handle yesterday, and you guys did fantastic. Well love it.
We're just trying to hang on. Yeah, I loved it.
We were in the gravel a little bit, but we tried, tried.
You know, the state of this this show and the
legs that are under it, I don't I don't think
any combination of the four has to just hang on anymore,

(02:32):
even my chicken legs. Yeah, it was good, it was fun.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I felt like Speedy had to say. Anyways, what I
was saying was a lot, because you know, I'll chase
a rabbit. I chase I chased some rabbits yesterday and
many times. Yes. So anyways, back to college football or whatever.
So I apologize for chasing.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Brand but again, what does Eddie van Adler do? He
chases chas So what's wrong with that? Me and you baby,
Happy anniversary.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
We're glad who thinks.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
At one point we had what was hey I Got
shot segment? Yes, all the stories about somebody, Hey I
got shot? Funny. You said that there were a couple
of times they had and I only got to hear
like maybe twenty minutes going in twenty minutes coming, which
is a pretty good clip. Yeah, and I laughed pretty

(03:23):
hard when y'all realized that y'all had basically put together
Hey I Got shot segment? Yeah, and who got you?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
You know?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
And I thought, next story on our Hey I got shot?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:34):
So no enjoyed it. You guys did a great job
and uh and uh and you guys rolled on with
no problem. So good to be back.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
It's just one of those things, like you said, if
you ever had that thing where you see the work
day here it comes, you see Monday coming, and you're like,
there's got to be a way that I can handle
this responsibility that is not even up for debate, but
it not affect the live show. And as you guys
mentioned on there, I heard you talking about that, we

(04:01):
do a pretty good job of keeping that from happening.
Rare is the day that that somebody misses solely because
of responsibilities in life that we just couldn't make it
fit in the unique way we make a living, you know,
because when you when you always have a live show,
it's different when you, I mean some of you can

(04:22):
even say I will handle this and then go into
work late and then finish my stuff up. But we
but this live show thing, it sits where it sits,
and you can't move it around. And if you can't
make that window, there's no saying let's move the show
back two hours and then I would be there today,

(04:43):
Let's do the show in the afternoon and then I'm fine.
You know, it'd be great to have that flexible And
as y'all said today eight to twelve, yeah this in
case you yeah, and you guys said it, I know
all of us. How many times you stood there, you know, say,
with the with the like this, with an appointment and
the person say all right, let's schedule your next appointment,

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and the first thing you say is it's got to
be after ten am. I mean, and that's pretty much
what we tell everybody. And Rare and you had one
not not to go, Greg, Rare is the day when
the person you need says, I just can't work that
can that won't work for me sometimes, yeah, and then
you think you have it covered and whoever says they
have it covered saying I can't cover it, and then
you realize, well, ultimately this is my responsibility, so I've

(05:28):
got to take care of it. So I appreciate that.
I appreciate y'all being so so gracious about that and
handling that. And it's good to be back. I love
I love what we do for a living.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
So here we go.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I did miss being here. Oh yeah, so we and
I know one thing I do want to ask, and
I love playing this game. So did y'all talk to Dickie?
We did not. He would not return a text from me.
You try to silence and it hadn't be a blackout yeah,
where he has to gather. Sometimes sometimes it will make

(06:00):
some mad he wants he don't want to talk.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, I don't think he even has
to move his r V again because they're hosting again.
But I couldn't get him to call me back. I
was like, Okay, what's up maybe today? Did you uh
anybody's seen Roll Todd? Willie's response, Yes, I did, Rick
at old time. Willie was not happy he was not thrilled.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
He's not happy shirtless, yes, for some reason, but he
kick I get out of him. You know what's it?
Go back to genuine article. Yeah, he's a genuine he's
the real deal. Well, I didn't get to see a
ton of college football over the weekend. One of my
favorite moments over the weekend, I told the guy a

(06:44):
minute ago, told the guys, I was, of all things,
getting a haircut during the Oklahoma Alabama game. And yeah,
well I just at the weekend. We we did, we
did a number of things over the weekend, and sod
so that there was there was a woman who was

(07:05):
who was a senior of course, you know now I'm
closer to age to the seniors and the legacy, and
she loved the Tide, but she also knew this was
the only time she could get her hair colored. Apparently
it was just two of us. Because if it's in
our state and it's football, and the games have started
for the two teams that are here, uh and in

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this case, the Tide, which has a bigger impact on
the Birmingham area than even on the Auburn game, does
much bigger impact, and so it's a ghost town in there,
it's just the two of us, and and and she
was trying to watch the Tide while getting her hair
colored and then talking to her grandkids on the phone,
and she got confused that the Tide was actually the

(07:48):
home team and Oklahoma was the visitor, and she began
to scream things at the wrong team. She was pulling
for the people in the white. Yeah, she thought Bama
was in the white. And and and finally Marie, who's
cutting my hair went over in Simon Soon so that
Alabama's at home, that's they're in the red. Oh well,
I feel much better about it then. And at that time,

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that's what Alabama was doing, you know, which they did
stat wise game, but the Sooners got it done. And
the turnovers seventeen points. Oh yeah, those turnovers are hurt.
They kill you. They just kill you. And to Oklahoma's credit,
that's a good football team. Yeah, and they'll make you
pay for it, and they do get after you. Now,
right now, there's two teams I think that the whole

(08:30):
nation should fear, and one of them I understand that
we'll see, but I'm still impressed with them. And there's
three if you because I guess I would say three,
and that is obviously Ohio State Indiana because Indiana's a
good football team. Now we're gonna find out about those
two teams when they have the championship game. Yeah, we will.

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Even though it may not impact playoffs, it might impact
where they are in the playoffs. But if they went out,
I think they both go off that game, no matter
who wins or loses that. But I'd like to see
those two team players. I need two teams play. I
need to know watch out for them. Georgia Bulldogs, Well, yeah,
they're trying to click. That's a main team. Yeah, that's
a mean, hard to kill. As Kirby said, physical four quarters,

(09:15):
that's athletic, motivated, motivated. Wow, those Bulldogs they're good. And
what's you know. We finally saw them Saturday roll from
beginning to end. We had not seen that yet. And
it's scary. It's so against a pretty good team. Beat
them bad. Yeah, and they're real and they're not just athletic,
they're real physical the mean. Yeah, it really means. And

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by the way, when Kirby smart says, when somebody leaves
Georgia and transfers, it means they don't like physicality. So
he tries to schedule the team they're going to. So
the team that would accept them must not like physicality either,
and he says, and we'd like to play those kind
of teams like that. He tries to schedule wherever they Yeah,
they're a little fall if they're not physical. Yeah, it's fun. Wow.

(10:02):
I like hearing anybody in modern day football talking about
be physical as opposed to let's thrill you with how
ingenious we can be with our play calling. Let's just
go out there and whip people and just just break
their will to continue.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
See, I like that. I miss that.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
This is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
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(11:14):
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(11:58):
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That's true, all right. So a couple of things that
we do need to touch on. You mentioned this speedy.
I haven't seen this that there's an Eddie Murphy. You know,
this is usually my area where I come in and
I found some documentary on somebody and then y'all want

(12:18):
to watch it. I tell you all about it, and
I ruin it. Yeah, but you today, and we have
a story today one of the things that you find
out watching this documentary. So we're going to go behind
the scenes with Eddie Murphy. Yeah, the Netflix done Eddie Murphy. Yep.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
It's called Being Eddie. And he's sixty four now. And
he opened up about a number of different things and
goes kind of digging into his life and it kind
of runs through it. But one thing that's come out
of it is he opened up about a decision to
financially cover the funeral cost of some celebrities that were

(12:58):
just broke.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Great, please look at one of them. Who it is, Yeah,
Rick James, Well that's not a shock, m h. I mean,
super freak himself. Yeah, Eddie had to step in, right.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Cocaine's a heck of a drug.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
It is, you know, a lot of money. And I
want to say this, and I don't want to bring
any glory to this at all. To this moment, I'm
still shocked. I guess, and I guess we all been
guilty of it to a degree, as parents because you
kind of need to be paying attention. Did we sing
Rick James songs in front of our parents? I mean
his songs were filthy. I mean, I mean they weren't

(13:37):
just a little bit racy. They were I mean they
were completely filthy. And I'm talking about but mainstream filthy,
you know what I mean. It was like it wasn't like, hay, come,
have you heard this? Yeah, I mean it was just
I mean yeah, and uh, well, you.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
Know, until the Burgess Boys, I never all growing up
through life, and even as an adult, I never really
dialed in lyrics and the meaning behind songs. A lot
of times it would just be the rhythm, the beat,
you know, how it made me feel. I never really
broke it down well, and a lot of times y'all
will break down songs and I'm like, oh wow, so
that's what it means. So I've been singing that my

(14:16):
whole life for you know, to your point, Rick and
the men the Boys used to jam out to it
much my truck, and that's what that's what it was saying.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well, you know, you free well that when I got well,
you know, and I've been there's some that are just oh,
I got it. I've been there before. But Rick's sadly
the mix on his the lyrics were quite prominent, and
you could understand his verses pretty well, you know, and uh,

(14:46):
but I didn't. I will say this. I remember being
so young that I didn't know what some of that meant.
And when I got older and I'm like, oh wow,
my goodness. And of course then there's one where you know,
Rick wasn't overly subtle with hits like give it to
Me baby, you know what I mean, and that one
that was as nasty as it can be. Uh, And
and we were just like, I mean we we thought, man,

(15:09):
the singing, these are cool songs. Uh they were, and
and and they were. I mean it was pretty much.
His songs were about fornication and pot and cocaine. Yeah,
pretty much. That was That was That was it, That
was his will, That was his wheelhouse.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
And they were they were well known and they were
and I remember singing them and listening to it and
and being excited if I knew that he was performing,
you know, on on the midnight special Don Kershner's Rock Concert.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Yeah, oh yeah, eighties eighties rock is I think the
one I kind of I was like, oh wow, So
that's okay. Back to Eddie though, and the documentary Being
Eddie that's on Netflix. He said he also covered comedian
Red Fox. No, yes, he said not quote when Ready
kicked out, I had to bury Red. I had to

(16:00):
bear Red Murphy right now. I bought, I mean, I
bought but week a tombstone. But we didn't have no tombstone. Hey,
how about this always burying these people?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Look, I'm incredibly uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Speed what Eddie says. But Eddie Murphy pretended to be
buck wheet. He didn't talk like buckwheed. Yeah at one
point you were buckwheed. Yeah, okay, so that's a direct quote. Backup,
So Eddie Murphy bought a headstone for buckwheat. Please the
little unbelievable it tripped me out. I mean, these people,

(16:34):
you know, I'm sure I had all that. Please, I'm
watching you, Adler. Where are their families? I mean, where
where do these people? You ever poured salt on the snail?
And watch what happened to Speedy doing this is? I'm
watching Adler. He's the snail. That's a quote. You're the salt.
That's good. There's a lot more, but I'll stop. Okay,
I realized, now go for It's not Eddie Murphy impression.

(17:00):
It's just the un impression of a black man.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
It's like a weird Morgan Freeman.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I think it sounds great, but not just any black man.
You're stereotypical. Yeah, yeah, extremely.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
I think if I could Harry Harry, if I could,
if I could hear Eddie, if I could hear, would
hear Yeah, hearing Harry is hearing unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yeah, think about it, Harry is hearing.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
If I could hear him more time, I would have him.
But I'm just yeah, you're so talented. I mean, good graces.
But he does a lot of voices, so that's disrespect.
He's probably playing, by the way, Steady clumb. If we
don't stop soon, and I mean soon, Uncle Remus is
gonna be saying there and go there. You don't even

(17:55):
know what that is, all right.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
So anyway, he paid for funerals of celebrity friends who
died broke. He didn't know what, he didn't know where
their family was, and he was like, man, I can't
have these people not buried, and so he stepped in.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I don't think they were going to leave them out
here roll some of this and I got him just
real quick, just a second.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
My stuff took off because they never seen.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Take charge there. You never take charge.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
I said, we got to bury Red.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Okay, now that I got a burying, I can't have
nobody not okay.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
These faces that come with it are just remember we
need to come out with being speedy. I'm always being people.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Burying is that the whole thing? Documentary? I just want
a small part of it. It's just one of the
things that came out of it. Listen, the uh watching
uh watching I love Red Sea now that right there
wasn't bad watching. It was just funny, effortlessly. No, that's

(19:16):
where you're losing. Okay, you're about to just stop. Red
was funny. He was very very funny. The but you
remember Eddie Murphy also, it was shocking, you know how
you forget things. It wasn't It was probably in the
last five years, maybe a little longer Rick that Sherry,

(19:37):
you know, being you know, being six years younger than me.
Sometimes there's just that that that little window. Yeah, as
far as and I said, so you don't remember Eddie Murphy,
you know, Red Leather suit stand up, you know, we
can't and she was like no, and I was like, oh, yeah,
let's watch it so far I turned out I forgot

(19:58):
how and asked it was in the James wouldnt watch
it even Rick James, and I said, I'm so sorry Byby,
and we turned it on. Were you going show Richard Pryor?
And she was going with you like nasty or something?
I said, I apparently, apparently I was in the roll
Hall of Nights.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Okay, okay, yeah, haven't you're gonna shoot my peaky doel.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, I'm a shooting. I'm a shoot you beeeking Doe. Okay,
all right. I don't know that is taking on his characters. Yeah, Greg,
you know, and you know our term have a coke
and a smile from Eddie Murphy. That is, have a
coke and a smile is from well Richard Pryor through
Eddie Murphy. Yes, because it's Richard Prior that told you
to because I have a go get a smile or
I said that time. We didn't know Bill Cosby was

(20:37):
a sexual predator.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Rick, just show.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
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What about when you pay all that money and you
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(21:08):
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(21:29):
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All right, So, textanation is rolling at eight eight eight
six Big Vox. That's also the number to reach us.
I have a question about that. By the way, of course,
you can email us Rick burgesshow dot com, where it
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(22:37):
so all that information for each member of the team
is there. And then of course you also can get
involved in the chat room in tube City. The tubers
are chatting again today on the YouTube option, and I
will say, Adler, I think because I haven't been back
to the show since since I've looked at the archives
and things like that, that the tubers really loved that

(23:00):
you were able to pull off that show on location
last week. That was you know, they said, look, even
just a cell phone is better than nothing. Yeah, and
just a one shot and all that.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Also, he did release Friday the first two hundred days
of the Rick Burgess Show highlight video.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
You know what, and SOEO. I haven't been able to
sit down and watch it through, but I did click
on it to take a look see and and I
was done a lot that looks like a lot of fun. Yeah,
that was there's a lot going on the first two
hundred shops.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yeah, and that's just just material from shows one hundred
to two hundred.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
That's right, because we did zero to one hundred. Yeah,
you were going to do one fifty, but you realize
your life didn't allow it.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
I did, Yeah, I did fifty, one hundred and then
two hundred.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Here okay, and what show are we on today.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Today is to eighteen to eighteen okay.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah. So so anyway, if you haven't seen that on
the YouTube channel, go go enjoy that. That's a lot
of fun. I wanted to ask this question because again,
I only heard maybe two twenty minute runs on the
show yesterday when I was out taking care of Ben.
Did y'all try unscreen phone calls? Yeah, I'd like to

(24:13):
know how it went.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
There was there was a lot of discussion affair about that. Now,
these two running buddies, they were.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Like, Greg, Yeah, I mean they're the kind of friends
you don't want to Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
I know it's very popular, but as a button pusher
over there, you know you're wild and so you just
want to make sure everything.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
But everybody played nice.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
We did it.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
We did two Uh, we did one really late in
the show, and then one mid midway.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I guess through the majority of the time it goes
well it does. That was No, you're right, you're right,
it's worth the risk. And here's what's weird, the risk.
Here's what's weird. So there there are some people that
certainly have an agenda and they just they don't have
any sins and they think it's you. They think, you know,
I got all that. But the one guy that really

(24:59):
calls the biggie, Yeah, he keeps claiming he didn't mean
to say that, that it just sounded like he said that,
and he apologized and sent a big long text and
all that. I went back mad at Speedy. He is
he's upset with Speedy about it. But so it's okay.
Well then then we made upset with him about it.
Then yeah, he claims he kind of but I am, well,

(25:21):
it didn't fit his story if if you know what
I'm saying, that what he was trying to say, it
didn't fit.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yeah, no, it didn't. And now we've gone back and
listened to it. Adlaie kind of broke that down yesterday.
Clearly sounds like that, but hey, look it could the
phone could have clicked something, and.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
It is I'm thankful. I'm thankful, Speedy said with me, thankful, thankful,
I'm thankful, thankfully. I'm thankful for the bad cell phones
sometimes because people try to say something off color and
their phone is so bad you can't understand it. But
in this case it worked the opposite. It was a
clarophone loud. Well, I'm still confused by his ology, but

(26:00):
I accept it. Okay, Yeah, okay, I didn't have to
go Yeah, but we did. We did do too. Uh
and it was it was a lot of fun. You
can't you got to keep that.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Yeah, I'm not again, I'm not against but you know,
it's just like, well there's no.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Way around it. Like I said, you screen it things.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
To Plus, you know, we talked about you know, you
not being here, so it's like, boy, something's going to
go bad and he's not here.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
That's all right. I respect you your desire to try it.
I'm kind of glad you did so that I don't
have to be the first person.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
And also, like you said, we don't want to clean
it up so much as boring. No, No, you can
be weird and you can say funny lines. Yeah, just
not what we're saying. Just don't just don't be You
don't have to call in talk about stocks or anything. No, no,
I didn't. Let's keep it unpredictable, and let's keep it,
let's keep it fun. Just let's just don't be. Let's

(26:53):
don't be nasty or off color to a level that
none of us would say it was. Okay, Yeah, yeah
I did.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
I did hand it over to Greg and said, please
talk to your minions, if you if you don't mind,
and uh, he basically said, don't.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Clean it up too much. I don't want to go
too far. Correct, that's like that, and I was looking correct,
that's great, we don't want to do that. Well, well,
let me throw this out.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Well, let me let me throw this out. And we've
Speedy's black man impression. Keep it. It was Eddie Murphy
wasn't a black man. Well, but it sounded like Edie
is a black man.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
He was.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
If you just I really was trying to sound like
if you just joined, if you just joined this speed
took a shot and an impression of Eddie Murphy. Okay,
and the man of a thousand voices, it's fearless. Yeah, okay,
I should have feared this. I thought it sounded like, well, yeah,
it goes back to the fact that I'm not. I'm not.
This is not a compliment for us. Okay, we are
all for men of faith, and we're followers of Jesus.

(27:55):
I know some of you are till in your head
going and I know it sometimes you wonder, well, but
remember I've said this before. We are followers of Jesus,
but were not prudes. However, at times, maybe we could
be a little more prudish. Okay, yeah, maybe maybe maybe
our standards should be high. Yeah, okay, but what I'm saying,
what I'm saying is don't be perverted. What I'm saying

(28:15):
is if you're out there and you can't even meet
our standard, yeah yeah, that's ours is not even all
that high. Right, So so you're really out of line
if you if you if you break hours, yeah, you're
you're really out of line.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Keep it g people, PG.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Maybe yeah you know, yeah PG. Not the old school PG. Right,
Oh my god, an under seventeen not allowed? Right that
a parent? Okay, enough with the monkeys. Have y'all seen
this story? Now I got another monkey. It's enough for
the monkeys.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Attacking.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
How many people are going to try to think we
why do y'all think we should have monkeys running around?
Two men caught with eighty one monkeys eighty one would
do that? Guy's gonna say five oh, fifteen eighty one
hay one stuffed in bags and meth monkeys and math

(29:11):
eminem if you get what if monkeys get on math
pread that again I got. Here's the headline. Two men
called with eighty one monkeys stuffed in bags and meth
are thelve and wildlife smuggling ring? Okay said that they
they smuggle wildlife and myth. Both those those should not

(29:33):
be together. Eighty one monkeys and math eighty one in
Thailand over the weekend, near the country's border with Cambodia.
People that want these exotic pets. This is what's happening
when you see them sighting market but monkeys and math. Guys,
this again, why are all these things like you can
see the movie there were eighty one monkeys also myth

(29:55):
and the same cargo trailer. You think the you see it,
you see it hit some rough seas and then the
myth comes out and you see a little monkey hand
come out of one of the bags and grab some meth,
pull it in. Then can you hear this noise? And
they go monkeys on myth? Oh yeah, oh yeah, give
it to me. It's always that there. He goes back

(30:16):
and play, Yeah, monkeys. You think it started from the beginning?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Do you think they were like, we're smuggling monkeys. Hey,
for we make a little extra catch. Well, there was
a meth in there and smuggle it too. Hey, what's
our profit on the eighty one monkeys? And it's pretty good?
But let me tell you this. Yeah, if we could
get some meth in here too, man, we'll make it
worth the trip. But don't you see the movie. Don't
you see the little monkey hand grabbing the math? Yeah, yes,

(30:44):
monkeys on myth. Can you see somebody screaming?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
I wonder if it was the same guy buying the
monkeys and the meth. He's like, yes, I'll take eighty
one monkeys and some mets. You think that is crazy?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
You know how when you order some all nighte it
says you, I want to try this. Those that have
ordered A one monkeys also ordered this frequently bought together.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
This is the Rick Burgess show.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Let me let me ask you guys a question. I
know where Adler is. I think we've had this discussion before.
I don't think I know where you are, Speedy. I
bet I can guess where greg is. Indian food I
don't know if I've ever eaten it ever? Ever, I
know you love it. You ain't telling about like smoking

(31:36):
a peace vibe, that different kind of Indian Okay, we're
talking about from India, like maize.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, I like Indian food like maize.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Let me say this lot curry no I have. I
don't think I've ever eaten it. I'm not a big
curry guy.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I know you love curry, Speedy. Where are you on
Indian food? I knew where Gregor's reaction would be. I
was right. I knew what Addler's reaction would be. I
was right, and you speed, I'm not sure about.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
It's one of those things I never like search it out.
In other words, I'm like, Okay, we've got to go
here and we got to do. But if I ever
I have it, I'm like, ye, isn't that bad?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Is that your whole attitude with it? Yeah? But I
don't ever like attempt to I might like it, I
don't know, I've just never been attracted, So I tell
what I want have had a whole lot of it. Yeah,
I want to tell young men out there with the
rights and stuff. Yeah, if you're a young man out there,
you're a single young man that are here, say hey, hey,
here are my single fellas. But anyway, let me let

(32:31):
you know about something. If you and I would encourage
you to enjoy the blessing of marriage to the right woman.
I would not encourage you to marry the wrong woman,
but to marry the right woman is a wonderful experience.
But I want you to know. You may think that
you know what you like you don't like. You may
think you know what you like to do and don't
like to do. You're going to be pushed outside of

(32:55):
your comfort zone to try new things because there's days
where you're doing with Sheila likes. Unless you're one of
these people that you know, you think that everybody has
to do what you want to do all the time,
and you're basically a downer for your entire family. Sure,
because you're always it always has to be about you.
But but if if you're a person that opens the
door to we're gonna do some things I like, but

(33:17):
we're also gonna do somethings she likes. By the way,
that's it should work. But you're gonna you're gonna be pressured. Like,
for instance, let's say that I was still single, Say
I just decided not to get married, never married, no kids,
know anything. You would never see me in an Indian restaurant.
Never you'd go bird, what about Indian? Now I'm out
now because you're just some dude that I like to

(33:39):
hang out with, and you're not gonna force me an
Indian restaurant. Uh so, but but but but but but
I wouldn't go there on my own. I would also,
as Greg would know, I would still be living in
the cracker Box Palace. And I would have never to this.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Day gone on a trip anywhere, okay, and never left
Calabama no now now, now, I would be independently wealthy, okay, right,
because I wouldn't be spending money much.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I'd almost be speedy, not cheap, just don't want to
hassle with it, okay. So so anyway, so Sherry likes
Indian food, and and do you agree with me? If
your wife likes a certain type of restaurant, you struggle
the big struggle is can I find some on the
menu that works for me? You got to sit in
the floor, yes, do you know I'm now. If you

(34:27):
don't like incense, still going there? So I don't know, okay.
And if you don't like the smell of curry on everybody,
don't go in. I feel like I'm checking in a hotel.
All right, hotel, don't know? Yes, they live there, Greg,
now walk in and check in. That's what you get him,
face full of it. Okay, thank you, Greg? Thanks Greg?
You always making everybody feel welcome. Well, I'm just saying
so fact. But anyway, so walk in Key. So we

(34:51):
were schrry and I were running some errands because we
actually had to have Thanksgiving with Brody and his wife
on Sunday. So we had to have Thanksgiving on Sunday
because they're not gonna be here for things speeded. Thanks. Yeah,
be very thankful. They will miss the peril of Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
But anyway, have you seen the forecast. I saw it's
gonna be No, it's not, it's gonna be warm. But
I did see there's a chance of rain now so far,
but it is gonna be warm too far out. It's
gonna be in the seventies. The cold front doesn't come
till after Thanksgiving weekend. Co front moves in toward the end.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Uh, and it's gonna be cold, and that's when we
probably need to get back out there and go hunting.
Oh so, so anyway, I got a cool gift. By
the way, I'd like to thank Brody and his wife
for finally bringing me my birthday gift. That was October third. Uh,
but I did get it and it was and it
was you know, it was heated vest for hunting. Yeah,

(35:48):
one of those heats. Get put it under your your
cameo a little heat m I I tell you that's good.
Something else, well, at least I don't have anybody. But anyway,
so uh but anyway that there's people that have know,
there's people after that happened. But anyway, so I was

(36:09):
I'll show you one that we saw that Indian restaurant
and I finally found it a lot. Now I don't
go curry, but I found and I love the non
the non yes, but I could eat none all day.
It's just it's it's Indiana. It's Indian pas. Yes, it's
like Peter bread. Oh but it's the Indians give you
a bigger pizza pizza bread, you know, like but there's

(36:32):
there's like they give you a pieces as big as
a hubcap and get a guard and I like dipping
it and like it's some kind of sauce.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yes, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Can you sit outside?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Good?

Speaker 3 (36:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:45):
And so I'm sitting there crisscross apple stomach. Well I
went with mild. I go mild spicy, and it's something
called buttered chicken. Yeah, I dig it. I found something. Finally,
it's not buttered chicken. Chicken.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Little's wrong with chicken?

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Put a little rice on your plate? Dark, I can't
tell it's in this great sure what is it? You
sure it's chicken? Well they say that it is, and
I don't care as long as I don't know what
it really is. Yeah, and uh yeah, and so I
put it over if I feel about that over here.
This is me right here. I go in here, got

(37:22):
a gravy, okay, yeah, And then I take the no.
And then you get in there and.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
I say you folding it there and I call it no,
you're it's none.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Give me some of that bread. No, you don't say that,
because then you don't know what you get, you better
say not good. So and of course Sherry, she like
Sherry likes your food like she likes your husband, spicy,
cherry bull. She'll go spice. I like spicy, so she.
I don't know what she got, but something spice and.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Tika masala is golden goodness chicken teak and sauce.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
I do like that too. It's golden, no butter chicken,
but it's pretty good. So Greg, before we finished this, secondly,
let's give you something you can grab hold of because
you seem thrilled with Indian food. Yeah, I guess what's
coming back? What the Sizzler. Oh, I actually love the
steakhouse chain. Yeah, the Sizzler is making a comeback. Remember
going to lunch there all the time, you refreshed. Look, oh,

(38:26):
I remember thinking Daddy must have got a raise. We're
at the sizzle. Remember where we grew up. They had
they slightly changed and we had the sizzling sizzling instead
of the sizzling. It was the Western sizling. Yes, it
was the Western it was, and I thought, well, that's
got some money now were headed to the Western citism.
That's when mom centered steak back every time every single time.

(38:47):
Matter of fact, I remember they would see our mama
come through the parking lot at the Western Sizzling and
they start weeping because they knew they couldn't cook their
steak the way she would it. Oh yeah, And it
was going back every single time. Hey, guys, if it's
got some read in their mama sending it back. And
then Dad was the opposite. Dad was mad if it
was too warm. He wants us as close to raws
at post one stream of the other. But let me

(39:09):
tell you this, I ain't into the Indian food, but
the sizzler, I know. I mean, that's what I want
you to know. The sizzler is making it come down.
I feel better over here. I felt weird. No, no
curry there, Greg hit your old friend sizzler. Give me
that I infited something. It is coming back and says
they do have a new, refreshed look. Careful, careful.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
And it's it's been a pop culture icon in the
eighties and nineties, but over the years it's lost its way.
Well this sounds familiar, doesn't it. The sizzling, Yeah, it
says the scizzlor. I don't remember it losing its way,
did it? When it lose its way. To me, the
Western sizzling, which was we had and then the Sizzler.

(39:52):
If we're honest, it's really come in and sit down
for steakout. Yeah, you know what I mean, exactly what it.
It's like steakout just became sizzling delivered that real chicken
was real good.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
By the way.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
I love steakout. I don't go to it a lot,
but I like it. Oh my parents are good carry out.
Oh yes they will. All right, We'll be right back.
Stay close.

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Speaker 3 (41:21):
A lit.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
A good night's sleep is crucial, crucial. You keep hearing
this over and over again. One of the things, like
I told you when I went to see Paul McCartney
at eighty three, and when I saw him play two
hours and forty five minutes thirty five songs. Five on course,
when I went to his health regiment, guess what he
had on there. I always get sleep sleep, I get
my part and get you sleep. I get my sleep,

(41:42):
Paul get you sleep. Terry came in the bedroom last
night and she just joined us.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Wow, she said, Hey, have you ever had have like,
had your spouse or somebody tell you look tired and
you don't know that you looked.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Lisa says that every time she watches this on TV, Yeah,
he reminds me of that, and she I think she
calls it staring off into the distance.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
I was getting some things ready for today. And she
came in the bedroom. She said, hey, you look tired.
She said, I'm I'm gonna go ahead, and uh, I
mean she was like making like I was a child.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
She was making me go to bed.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
She's like, I'm gonna go ahead, wrap up, get anything done.
You know, I'm gonna close the door.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
You need to go to bed. Like She's like, no,
you need to go to bed. I have I've had that.
I do it that bad. She's like, yeah, you look,
I get a lot of that. I do too. Thank you, honey,
I thank you love me. I don't know what you're
trying to say. Yeah, yeah, I've had it. For some reason, Mike,

(42:38):
mine is always there's these there's these four chairs that
are just off from the from the kitchen. You know,
there's a kitchen island, all the refrigerator on, all the cabinets,
all this stuff, pantry, and then there's these little chairs
that they are over there. What is that a breakfast?
Breakfast nook? Over there? We got a table there. I
don't know what this is. Yeah, is it a sitting room?
We're gonna sit and talk? What are we are?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
We?

Speaker 1 (43:01):
But anyway, so I'll hang over there and share will
be over there at the island and the kitchen. She'll
look over across the way go, oh, you look tired. Yeah,
you're having a hard time. Continue to talk to me,
aren't you. And I'm like, no, no, it's invigorating. I'm
good and and wow, you look tired. We tried to
watch the show yesterday and I kept nodding off in it.

(43:21):
Just go to bed, Just get up and go to this.
Why don't you There's no reason for you to sit
over in your head, bounce off the cow right, funny,
you have to be there's certain things.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Just wow, that was crazy. Yeah, by that episode you
were asleep.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Did you try to comment on it? Boy, you got
him then, I didn't know I do with him all alone.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, they won the pie in contest. No they lost
the pie. Okay, well I missed that.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Don't make the mistake I made that time when I
started complaining that whoever who wrote the screenplay, that they
didn't do a good job letting us know all these
new people are. And she goes, you don't know who
they are because you've been asleep.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
You're hard to know. I'm who's all these people?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Who's this ballheaded guy?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
They bring these people into the storyline.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
I don't even tell us who they are. She know
they were telling who they are when you were asleep
for forty five minutes. We've missed forty five minutes of the movie. Rick, Yeah,
and the light. We've talked before, the way they shoot
movies now, where they always go forward and backwards in time.
If you doze off, you don't. He ain't got a clue, right,
Wait a minute, he looks younger. Yeah, he's thinking back.
You ever done that? You ever looked at her and
said that's a pretty good movie? And then she's like, well,

(44:29):
you wouldn't know. How do you know? Because you've been gone.
I'm telling you've been going like I hear noise on,
Come ahead on the pillar, right? You ever made the
mistake telling you wife, she looks tired? What you tell me?
I don't leave it right now? If I got ring
like no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I didn't say you look bad, I said, I said one.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
I said it one day. Well, I said, honey, you okay,
you look tired. What does that mean? I don't know.
I just meant you were yearning? Yeah, I didn't mean
you look bad, or I said you.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
You look youautifully tired. You know, no what well, so
what's wrong with me?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Nothing, I just there must be something, you know. I'm
just like going to bed. I you we're good. Whoever
heard dermatologist is than't you? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Well it was it was just shed red eyes and right,
I'm like, well you just look honey, We've been together
for a long time.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I know when you're tired. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
It has nothing to this family, that's right.

Speaker 7 (45:24):
I mean you're mean so much, you do so much,
You're the heartbeat of the family.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Right, yeah, just looking after you, honey. Right, so you
look beautiful. Right, so you're telling me I'm aging. No,
nothing about age too, is nothing about it doesn't mean
any anything. I just thought you had your red eye.
You just your eyes looked tired, like you were just
so tired. Well I kind of am. Well there you go. Okay,
so it was correct. Yeah, so I guess I walk
around looking tired all the time. You didn't say that.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah, I'm being and bad now I was a little
speedy then.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
No, no, no, honey, right, the no you I told you? Well, thanks, yeah,
I told you the time because you said you know
they can say does and they don't. It doesn't have
any infact. Yeah, Sherry said, she's come to the conclusion
being you know, making it this long. She said, I've
come to the conclusion that every man, no matter how
ridiculous they look, thinks they're fine. Thinks they're fine. Yeah,
she goes, she goes, She goes, I've seen some men.

(46:15):
I've seen some men with an awful lot of confidence
that they shouldn't. That's a good point, she said, that
they're they're they're strutting around like that. She goes. Here,
we are women. We always think we're ugly. I don't
think men everythink you know, that's a good point. May
be a little and I'm thinking to myself, you know,

(46:37):
because you get camo on us and we really feel
I said, really, I think I think what you're misinterpreted
there and is that I think they we're just we
don't care. We're easily good with how we are. Yeah,
that's a good way to put it, right, which I
know sometimes maybe we should could be better. Okay, maybe
we should work on it, but I just think it's
not good. Yeah. You look up there and you go, yeah,

(46:59):
looks like I've got a port belly. Looks like I'm
losing my hair. I'm good.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Good.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Would I like it to be better? Sure? I mean,
but I don't know really what I can do about it. Yeah,
I'm not gonna do a lot about it. And if
you don't watch us what they do, they keep keeping
themselves so beautiful. All that does is give us more confidence.
That's true. I must be okay. She's with me. That's
a good point. That is a great point.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
It worked for you. I guess I'm fine.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
She's still here. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Look at you.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Looking pretty every day. That must need something. Uh.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Top of the hour.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Speaking of that, Adler may need some help from us.
Uh huh, he may need some help. Big we Uh,
top of the hour. We'll be right back, all right.
So Addler, did you guys talk about this a little
bit yesterday? And uh I saw you in the hall

(47:53):
you uh before the show started. You kind of came over,
you were talking and am I I hope I'm not
hearing this right? But would you like to tell us
an anniversary coming up? Got an anniversary coming.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
By the way, Big.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Nine, when is that?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
That is tomorrow? Tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
You remember it's wedding opening to Deer says, I don't
forget that. That's right. You got married on the.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Opening, something more important than slaughtering precious helpless animal.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
I love it every time somebody says, I'm like, oh,
I didn't know you were a vegetarian your face, Oh
I didn't know that. And then I say this deer
had has had a great, happy life and it ended
very quickly and humanly, and just you don't know what
you're talking.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
About, gotcha. I'd like to check on both of you
before we get into that. On that topice as you
brought it up, Sherry has completely transitioned from it, kind
of bothers me. It's not my thing, it's your thing.
I'm not telling you not to do it. I'm not
one of these people protesting it. I'm not crazy about it.
Till now. She's like, killed them, kill them all everyone again.
If you could kill every one of them, I'd be fine

(49:03):
with that. Lisa thinks they're pets once it come to
our house, right, So they come out there and feed
right behind the house, and she identifies them all now, right, so.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
He can't be named them. We can name them because
we were like, yeah, Big six is going down down Meanwhile,
they're like, oh, that's Doe eyes and that's Bambi.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
So where's Aaron on deer hunting?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
She thinks it doesn't exist, and I just we just
don't want like it doesn't exist, don't want to know.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Yeah, Terry, oh, she's good whatever. Lisa thinks barbaric. She
hates it.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
I mean she doesn't like really care to go. She
went one time guard woods and fell asleep within ten minutes,
you know. Uh, but she's like, yeah, go, Cherry has
Jackson won't steermat this year.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yeah, cheers. That's the reason why I'm like, you know,
I'm looking at this. But we'll go another time, but
before the rut starts. But we do need some meat
and cheers things. She goes, I mean, we're out of
your meat. We need some deer meat. So she's okay
with all that, especially now because they've eaten her flowers
for the last time. They've torn things up, they've broken things,

(50:10):
they've broken fence. They're they're a nuisance. Yeah, and there's
too many of them. Cherry knows there's too many of them,
and she's like, I am all in, but now you
don't want to take Cherry hunting because you remember she
had the traumatic deal with with Brody way back then
she went away. Then she wanted to try it again.
But Cherry does not have the patience for deer hunting.

(50:32):
That's it. Well, wow, I thought we was gonna see something. Baby.
The sun's not even up. You know, we just got
here and we just sat down. Well, you said they
were moving. We was gonna see something, babe, we just
got here. It's a dog out yeah, thirty minutes?

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
How long this is gonna? Okay? All right? Do you
want to just go do campus breakfast? So tomorrow's your anniversary?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Yeah, I was wondering where you all think I should do?

Speaker 4 (50:54):
Oh, tomorrow, you don't know's tomorrow day.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I don't think I'm saying today, not today, It's tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
So I guess you don't really need need anything to
get like get anything.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I mean, what would you guys?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Do you know if if I had waited til the
day before, Because I guess that's where we are.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
An entire day, yes, an entire day before.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
What is she into?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
Like?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Is she sure?

Speaker 8 (51:25):
Good?

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Job?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Through? You don't have important the ninth anniversary? As people
talking about it all the time.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I see it's it's number nine. So I kind of
feel like, I can you.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Got a year for you?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
I can really worry about it. We can't fumble. We're
going on.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
We're good. I don't know what we're we're playing on
some kind of trip for our tent.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Yeah, if you've already planned that, well, it's not planned.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
It's just like we know we're gonna go big. We
know we're going big for ten. So it's like nine,
just like a card a BackRub. What do you guys think?

Speaker 1 (51:57):
How open? How open is she to because of work?
How open is she saying let's move it to the weekend.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I'll say, oh, we've moved into the weekend. I'll say
that that's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
You try that, all right, that's one. If you can't
get away with that, uh, any chance on this late
notice you secure? Secure the children with a grandparent or something.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
What are y'all doing?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Them? Covered up? Throw man was speedy, get them just
watch it.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Well, it's better if you all come to my house
because they have all their stuff, true, not their stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
You want us to come stay in your home tonight,
real creepy morn.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
And then I'll come back. I don't even have to
put them in bed.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
I'll be happy to Honestly.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
I do it good. I have figured out I have
figured out the grandparent move. And as far as when
I'm getting grandparents to babysit, that is, I I do
the little Chick fil a pick up order. I get
their order and the kids order. On the way, the
grandparents pick up the food. They arrive with food and
they're fed. I pay for their food and the kids eat,

(53:06):
and then while they're distracted by the food, Aaron and
I bop out and we'll go go get an early dinner,
and then we get home and put the kids to bed.
That way, the grandparents don't even have.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
To do that's.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Good.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Give myself willing to keep your kids now, right, so
that I do that once or twice a month. But
my anniversary is tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
So what are your realize that plans at all?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Do they melt down when it's a stranger? Are they like, oh, no,
new people?

Speaker 3 (53:34):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Ruby. Ruby keeps talking about how she wants to come in.
By the way, she wants to come with me.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I think as would take you guy? Uh here? Oh good, good, yeah, Terry, Terry.
They'll love terry and then I'll kind of bringing a
female's huge.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah, so you guys are gonna watch the kids tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Sweet.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Then they'll be gone for about thirty forty five minutes
and'll be gone. I'll actually just be in the van
in the parking in the driveway. Ye disappear if the
vans are wrong and don't coming. I don't think minute.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
I don't think that's the minute. Wow, a tremendous amount
of well.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Speaking of the band, make her something though, writ handwritten letter, yes,
about how much she means to you.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
That's what you need to do.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I want you to read it to us.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Now, here's what I want you to do.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
You get a get a get a flower pot because
you've been and then because I know how you can
draw and draw the two of you standing beside each
other and right up under it, Happy night anniversary.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Love grows here and then give her up here? And
would you steal that from I don't know, just coming you.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
How could I steal it up here?

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I'm just the Yeah, Greg, Greg, he tried do on
that on the girl broke it with him and ride greyhound.
That's what it was. God, he's on the greyhound. In
college on the Greyhound.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
He did.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Y'all don't think that's a good idea. I think it's
a weird idea coming from you. I don't there's no
way that you're but y'all don't see the.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Sudden Oh no, Twitter X and Grocker. Down there goes
my sweet letter I was gonna write with.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Groc Okay, now write it from your heart.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Write a sweet romantic anniversary letter to my wife. She's
a teacher, we have two kids. We've been married for
nine years. To make make the letter super steamy, go.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
And I want to meet her in the meet me
at the van, and we meet me in the van.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
I'm waiting for you in the van wearing something real cool.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
O seed, Terry, you're here. We ain't got long. Yeah,
when we come back. We got to talk about the van.
But anyway, it may be parked all the time. All right,
so the you know, do we really need to come over?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I mean, what are you up to?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
You serious? And Terry will keep your kids? Okay, Terry
and I will be there at whatever time. Take her
to an Indian restaurant since like that, I just came
out of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Uh, And and you know you're that part yeah, writer
of that letter that says, maybe you have taught so
many children you gotta be carried. But it's nothing compared
to what you've taught me.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
You taught me to love.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
That sounds like he's a dog. That's true. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
You taught me to to love myself and to love you.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
And you know what you you know what you you
know what you have access to, don't you. And I'm
I'm a little disappointed. Maybe she's tired of it. I
don't know, because I know you used it when you
were hitting on her, trying to get her to go
out with you. Yeah, your musician skills, buddy, Oh yeah,
I write a song, Write a song. You put that
acoustic guitar across that knee and sing her a lullaby?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Was the one.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Sing sing What was the song he sang at the
club that we had the video of, Oh yes, love,
It's not lonely? Yeah, you sing her? I got it's
not lonely, buddy.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Okay, I got an idea too, get it. Get a
coffee cup, plain one and then and then draw.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
He's googling something. He's googling what do you mean this
is what he does when we talk about music. He's
doing it again right now. He's becoming arch and crafts
guy with romantic saying. Gets the construction paper.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
They love when they say you need to say.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
He will to and half and do a seat if
you unfold it will be on heart.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Something simple, something romantic.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Write her a song and sing it to her in
the backyard acoustically done.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
You remember you wrote that guy one one time for
his girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (57:36):
I did remember that, Yes, that He paid me two
hundred dollars to do that, and then we made fun
of it on.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
It Aver stand beside Franklin's poop and get up on
the deck and sing her a song?

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Why you got?

Speaker 1 (57:48):
He knows sing for that?

Speaker 5 (57:50):
One is the Rick Burgess Show.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
So one other things from text Nation? Have we missed
Dicky n Admire? You have not? He would not call yesterday,
has not called today, but Speedy thinks possibly next hour. Right, yep?

Speaker 4 (58:16):
I got a hit. All I got was a maybe.
I said, hey, man, could you get on with got
today to maybe?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Maybe? All right? So after the mad we're in your van.
It's making what noise? You're accelerator is not working. It
sounds like a giant walnut hit your car.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
It was like, yes, I thought it was. I thought
I thought it was the biggest walnut.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
It was like, wow, we all grew in counter a
lot of walnut. Yeah, you know what it was. We
all grew up Uh in cars that broke down. Yeah,
not a big deal. When you're single, you're out there,
it's a hassle. But this is the first time you
now have to talk to a child who's in the
van that is clearly breaking down and go.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yeah, so we're I'm luckily, like I said, I never
catch that light. I caught that light, and I'm like
sputtering in And I literally sputtered into the parking lot
of the school where I'm supposed to be picking up.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
My son, embarrassing for nobody.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
So we're I just pull in and I'm like, Okay,
this is not good. Ruby's freaking out?

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Is she what she's saying?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:27):
No, I'm just like, baby, it's fine. We're here, this
is great. Were we we coached.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
If we need to.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Yeah, Now we're just at a tailgate.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
I can't even get you a little drink in a snack.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
It's a living room on wheels.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
No.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
I'm like, no, it's fine, it's fine, and and I'll
talk her down, but then it'll go back up again.
And that happened a lot.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Are you people's way? Are you out of the way.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I'm luckily and out of the way, but we are
in visible, like there's a road right there. And then
everybody that's coming to pick their kids up too, they're
driving past us.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I used to have to deal with the same thing
with Greg anytime at a gathering they ran out of beer.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Yeah, hey, it's okay, I got this. It's a very
similar conversation. Okay, it's fine. I want So I popped
the hood and I'm looking underneath it and there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Is just what do you mean? What what.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
That fluid everywhere? It looks like it looks like it
looks like somebody threw a water balloon in there, Like Rick, Okay,
we got it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
So it should not be your everyday vehicle. We've talked
about that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
So I'm like, oh no, and I look underneath and
it's it's pouring out of the bottom steel just yeah,
tells me it's not good water. And so I got
a buddy of mine was a mechanic, and I text
him that's convenient. It is convenient, and I can't like,
buddy is leaking oil all over the place is not good.

(01:01:08):
And so where he's going back and forth, he's like, yeah, whatever,
and I'm like, yeah whatever. I'm like, maybe maybe it's
just a turbo. Maybe that and he laughs ha ha ha,
just a turbo, because.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
I know he's making fun of it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Just a turbo is it's not a simple thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
And I'm researched, turb what do you mean by just
a turbo?

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
I researched this van a lot and a lot of times.
It's got about one hundred and sixty thousand miles on it,
and around this time sometimes that's what's going on. Okay,
so I'll be kind of worried about that, you know,
I've kind of been thinking about what's doing right now.
And she's like, oh forevern right, yeah, yep. I'm like
it's fine, just fine, And so I'm like, well, okay,

(01:01:54):
luckily my wife didn't have any happen. Yeah, okay, Luckily
my wife didn't have anything crazy after school. I know
that in thirty minutes she can come pick us up.
So I've got thirty minutes. I call and because the
van is super big. I have to tell people, every
single person that I'm dealing with the tow truck driver,
the shop, all that stuff. It's basically an Amazon delivery van.

(01:02:19):
Can you do work on an Amazon van?

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Driving an Amazon delivery van?

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
And so Aaron gets Aaron shows out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
How many people this time of year? They think, oh good,
it's here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Yes, trick people. That's why I had to put the
sweet grill on the sweet brush card on the front
of it to make people not think I'm an Amazon guy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Has skilled administration came out thinking of they chat They
thanking a creepy van, sticking some guy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
Sir, if you give away candy, we're calling the police.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Aaron comes, We all pile in her car. We get
Ezra out. I have a tow truck. I hide the key,
and whatever tow truck comes brings it to the place
before they close so that they could look at it.
They looked at it, and I'm so stupid. I'm texting
my mechanic buddy, trying to act like I know what
I'm talking about. It wasn't it wasn't oil. It was

(01:03:06):
just coolant, but it was kind of dirty from like
road grime. So when I like rubbed it with my finger,
it was black whatever. So I looked stupid to my
mechanic buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Oh no, because my first thought was you're just overheated.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
And so it was.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
It was an upper radiator. It was a upper radiator,
Hoset radiator.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
It was still about four hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Bucks Greg hold speedy, and it passed out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
The toe standard twenty Yeah. Yeah, from who insurance got me?

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
You got I don't know you get insurance?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
What am I going to also do my taxes every
year single every single year?

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
They want me to do this year after ye?

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Yeah, So it was. It was an adventure and I
didn't mean for it to take this long on the air, frankly,
but we got we got to talking about other stuff,
and it was just I was, honestly think I was
happy it happened the way that it happened. I had
already picked up Ruby because that's a hard time limit.
Every single day I have to I better be at
that gazebo, otherwise there's going to be a little sad

(01:04:17):
girl looking around looking at for her dad. I have
nightmares about you know, you have nightmares about like being
back in college and taking a test, and you're like, oh, no,
I have nightmares about being Ruby, being at the gazebo,
being my dad. Of course, how do I see her
at the gazebo If I'm not at the gazebo in
the dream, it doesn't make any sense zero.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
But I was about it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
It was a blessing. It could have happened on the
way to Big Oak Ranch. That was just a day before.
That was an hour away drive, you know. And honestly,
all weekend long the moment happened, I cruised into that
parking lot, and I was thankful to God for the
timing of it in my life and God's provision. It
was amazing. Yeah, it really was. It couldn't have gone better.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
Have you ever really thank you?

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
I thank God all weekend for that. Yeah, I mean
even the four hundred dollars bill. Honestly, the timing of it,
the way it worked out, me catching even catching that light,
I didn't have to be stuck in an intersection, a
busy one. The fact it's not the turbo, it's not
the turbo.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Sadly, sadly, the two year old two year old now
thinks both of you are coming every day.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
That was nice. Yeah, both parents for the pick up.
It was great. It was fine. So there you go.
It was a It was a little bit of an
adventure on Friday. I got the van back on Saturday,
and just because of timing Ezra's nap, I actually went
during Ezra's nap, so Aaron had to stay home. I
took an uber to go pick it up. And this
is just so random. Uber to pick it up. And

(01:05:47):
the lady, yeah, you're right, the lady that's giving me
a ride, she just casually drops I don't even knew
to do this for the money. I just do it
for fine and get out a little extra Christmas present money,
you know, at the end of the month and all
that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I'm like, cool, by way, just joined us.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
That driver.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
She goes, I don't need the money because because my
husband or because my son plays in the NFL, I
don't even need the money. And she just let that
go and like didn't come back to it, and I'm
about to get out, and I'm like, okay, lady, I
gotta know who's your son. I gotta know who your
son is. And he plays for the Falcons. His last
name is mooney, Darnell mooney, you hurt his mom? Yes, yes,

(01:06:26):
he played for the Bears for like four years. Now
he's on the Falcons and I'm getting out of the
I'm like yeah, and so there you go. So anyways,
weird story, weird.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Wee did you did you get? Because I'm gonna say
with this on over here, the the Baldwin would have done. Oh,
you don't have to charge me if you don't need
the money.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Money, okay, if Darnell's got it covered. I mean, it's
just for fun. It's been fun. I never would have
been in an uber, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
Jerry would have driven me and and Ezra could have
slept in the car on the way.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
But we got home. We got to go out and
play in the woods. And in fact, here's Ezra right here. Ye,
he's taking pictures of the woods AND's about to almost
almost disappear down a hill, down a cliff. To run
after him, I had to run after him.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
That's fine a show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
That's probably not the way to go. But as Greg said,
don't take the fun out of it. Here we go,
we take we take the calls in real time, having
to make decisions as they're coming in.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
And then if you're you're hearing ringing, that means you're
in line ready to go. Nothing between you and the
show but air and opportunity. Proceed with the calling and
we will roar through those in rapid fire. Then coming up,
Speedy thinks he's got it. Next hour, Dickey nadmir So

(01:07:58):
we boy. You know if you been following the Dickey
and Admirer saga by my losses are usually so we'll
we'll see how that goes.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
To the phones, we go, Hello, you're on unscreened phone calls.
This is the Rick Burgers Show.

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
Hey, you're talking about getting new grill and you made
me think about the one I bought fourth July is
still sitting in the box in the garage.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
What what Rick? It sounds like a Rick Speedy would say,
I'll take it, Uh, Rick Burgers Show, unscreen phone calls.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Go ahead, Yeah, this for Adler. I'm glad that he's
got uh. Wild wife got his echoing.

Speaker 9 (01:08:44):
But anyway, I wanted to say roadside assistance.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Roadside roadside as I thought he said, roll tide assistance.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
I did to roll tide brother, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Just for a second I thought it Rick Burgers Show,
unscreen phone calls, Go ahead. Trailers. Just want to let
y'all know I used to have this wime around her
and it okay, Rick, Yeah, you can do an off
color joke with it. He had he had a tone, Dad,
he had a tone. I'm starting to recognize the tone attitude. Yeah.
Rick Birders Show on screen phone calls, Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Oh, rig is a beat?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Okay, we continue. Rick Birders Show on screen phone calls,
go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
I had somebody ask me a question about a week ago,
and it's been puzzling.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
Meet.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
We continue. Yeah, y'all need to down. That is what
y'all need to Rick Birder Show on scree phone calls,
Go ahead.

Speaker 10 (01:09:43):
H Yeah, I was just gonna let y'all know if
anybody needs holiday lights called alpha.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
All right, shameless plugg Rick Birders Show, unscreen phone calls,
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Speaker 9 (01:09:54):
Yeah, I was thinking the life insurance commercial go run.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (01:10:00):
The lady says that she wasn't expecting to use it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Uh, that's life insurance. I think she don't die.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
You know what's funny. I can't believe you said that.
Adler and I just had that conversation in the break.
We're like, if you heard the latest life insurance commercial
they replaced Big Lou. Here's what I think. Adler and
I thought to ourselves are at life insurance. That's pretty sad.
Just the topic. Yeah, Okay. For some reason, somebody had
a meeting said, don't think it's sad enough. We need
to make it sadder. Uh, when we're dealing with life insurance.

(01:10:34):
Adler and I were just discussing this. I think we
got the situation. Like the caller said, yeah, because you know, if.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
It's already sad, y'all, we don't need to make it sadder.
It's already incredibly sad.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
Life insurance adds the topic is sad enough, right, we
continue ring Berger Rick Birders shall go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:10:57):
Yeah, y'all talking about old roll Tye Willie a little
early here whatever that old racist funny man Jermaine.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
I don't know, I don't know he's still out there,
and I'm not sure that's it. Ain't Germaine's. It's funny Maine,
funny man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
His real name is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
What about that funny man Jamaine? We heard about funny
man and Jermaine it's funny Maine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Did you call him racist?

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
He did, but hear the Black Lives Matter riots and
all that tear down statues, that kind of stuff. Ye
wasn't in the middle. He gave a big speech.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Yeah it was. I think I think it was maybe misplaced,
But I wouldn't call him racist. I think I've said
I've said stupid things, and I think you we all,
we've all Knownebut he was on the show back in
the Ricking Bubba days.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
It was fun but I may I found him to
be a funny man. Yep. I didn't find him be
funny Jermaine, but funny man, no, unscreen phone calls go ahead, Yeah,
we continue Burger show on screen phone calls, go ahead,
you going, y'all. Y'all to Gunshot morning fellas.

Speaker 9 (01:12:11):
Earlier y'all were talking about the Indian food and so uh.
I have a particular job in law enforcement where I
go to a lot of gas stations and liquor stores
and they're good people. But man, when I come home
at night, I have like a place in the basement
I have to put my clothes in because of the

(01:12:34):
curry and the incense. And I grew up on a
dairy farm and it was a lot the same way
when you come back from the milk burn, your clothes
got that same smell. But anyway, good people.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
But good people of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Good people say it like that little smelly, smelly shalt
of the earth, soft of the earth, speaking of the earth.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
They stamp.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
We can ten you, Rick Bird your show. Unscreen phone
calls go ahead.

Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
Hey, y'all, you know I may young may have talked
about it, but I missed it last week when y'all
were talking about bushy eyebrows and nose hair and all
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Uh huh, how many of y'all had an.

Speaker 8 (01:13:17):
Uncle that looked like you had box wood shrubs growing
in his ears?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
Tell your.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Grandpa, you're so right. Weird place, but they can no one,
They can't hear, dude, Yeah, trying to hear, trying to
hear through a thicket, it's muffled.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
It sounds like you're in a hauller.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
Well, let me ask you, guys, is that is that
kind of maintenance? Just us to get tired of it.
It's hard to look. You need help with that one.
It's hard to look in your own and the ears
keep growing, so so is bigger, you know.

Speaker 10 (01:13:56):
Right in your nose, both right, both y'all are real right,
that's a.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Whole nother discus. You're so innocent and just so reckless.
Rick Birder's show on screen Phone calls.

Speaker 9 (01:14:14):
Popped up, Wise, Uncle Idler carpooling.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Rick Birders show phone calls, go ahead, Okay, Rick Birder's show,
There we go. Rick Birders Show on screen phone calls.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Go ahead, Hey, Rick, good morning. Hey.

Speaker 8 (01:14:34):
I wanted to give my ten year old son Landon
a shout out. He went on a youth hunt last
weekend and shot his very first deer.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Way to go, Landing. That so fake, Greg, You don't
remember when you when you're one of your boys. I
mean you Taylor shot his first and yeah, and you know,
and we're waiting on channel excited for you and forget that.
Were you even excited for Taylor?

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
I was?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
What'd you say? Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Ri? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Good job son?

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
All my turn?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
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Speaker 9 (01:15:06):
Go yeah, man, this is a Shannon from the Gaston.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
Has to have two one o four. Uh was talking
about the equals the other day.

Speaker 8 (01:15:17):
I don't know what chance of hearing a rendition of
Oh my god, it's a fingerless m sants them again.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Ah, you know, uh we you know, the only recording
we have of that is is a little a little rough.
Uh but maybe yeah we can find it. Yeah, it's yeah,
you remember sky a lot of noise in it. It
was on the cassette. Rick Berger unscreen phone calls.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Go ahead, Yeah, just that.

Speaker 8 (01:15:41):
I'm up to keep my radio tuned in a little
better because last week I turned it on and Speedy
was talking about blowing a bat.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
All right, bagpipe, blowing the bagpipe, bagpipe?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
So yeah, that was a pretty good that was. If
you could have got blowing, it would have been perfect.
But see we can say back high. We have to
come in finish. We get to finish it. Yeah, and
I know what I mean. It was. There was a
couple of misspeaks, somebody there was and one today Yeah
what oh, all right, here we go. It's the top

(01:16:19):
of the hour box seats will roll in and Dicky
Nadmire haven't talked to him since Mama's lost this weekend.
If some of you are still a sore from that,
you might want to tune away.

Speaker 5 (01:16:31):

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
So I was out yesterday. Thanks guy, It's good to
be back. To y'all did not hear from nadmire yesterday?
We did not well, but here we are now he's
done it.

Speaker 7 (01:16:47):
Oh boy, no telling what will happen here.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
I'm sure he is pretty upset. Dickie, are you there?

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Oh, dick a little cold, o, Dickie.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
We ain't got no way. Ain't nobody afraid to play
Bahma anymore? Hold on, yeah, there ain't nobody. Oh here
comes Bama. Well, we were afraid we're gonna win. We
got a bunch of launch flaking around. Bl Diddy here
to come, and we got your big relevant and we
got a Crimson jerseys on, we into Crimson. We home.

(01:17:34):
Can't nobody but he's a home well Oklahoma coming there.
And they wouldn't afrayd of Bama.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
No, they weren't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
No, ain't nobody afraid Obama anymore because of the boar, Now, Dickie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
A week ago, it was a little different story.

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
Yeah, and he he didn't turn the ball over. I
mean that's why you lost.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Who do you think coaches boys not to turn it over?
Wasn't they to coach yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Defense? I mean, I mean y'all held them what under
two hundred yards? Tole offense and.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Still say, see, this is a typical talk of Missipi
State fan. Look at our stare, look at our stairs.
You double the We're gonna have a more vickery if
I ring the cow bells, the more vickory. Our boys
played hard. Our boys played hard, ring ring ring.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
No, that's not what I'm saying, Dickie.

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
I'm saying I learned start bill.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
I'm saying that you beat them in every aspect of
the game except on the scoreboard because of the turnover.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Well, okay, great, great, he was great in there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
He wasn't your daddy coach, Yes he was. Now let
me correct me if I'm wrong. Would your daddy keep
this job? If we had good stats, we gotta have wins,
I'll give you that. Well, roadside, well, nobody nobody afraid
the bam anymore. We lost our mystic.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
In one week. Our mystic mystic.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Well, you know it's a mystic when you go in
there and there's way, oh there's a mystic here. Yeah,
probably it's like a witch or something.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
Have they have they made you move the r V yet?
Or have you just been in there for a while?

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
They didn't not. They didn't have to tell me to
move it. You think I'm gonna leave a park here
for Eastern.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Carolina Eastern Illinois?

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Suh, I say that, Who cares? They're the same team?
How about this? At least I've heard of Eastern Carolina.
I ain't even even heard of Eastern Illinois. I didn't
even know they had a team roadside.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Oh gracious, I bet.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
They scared to death. Oh we we Eastern Illinois. We're
the part of Illinois that you can lived through a
weekend roadside?

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Uh? Dicky, what do you think about some inter fighting?

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
There?

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Your kicker trying to get onto the snapper, Yeah, right
there on TV?

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
Yeah, I look who look at me? I'm Billy bad,
I'm the kicker. Hey. Let me tell you someboy and
that Ted Bear Bryan wanted to tolerated that. No to
saving I'm gonna have to kick her. If the holder
gets it, gets it down and gets a lasers face
kick it through.

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
He did.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
He got it down a bunch of whine, and I
would like something you'd see it over. Look at it
ain't my fault, Nobody look at me. Take responsibility for
not making the kick. That's all we ask you to do.
And then I love, I love when everybody start says, oh,
if we just made the field goal, we would have won. Dicka,

(01:20:26):
Well we didn't make its gonna go awa. I was
early in the game. That's a bold statement. That's the
kind of talk to losers. And then oh, look it
was interference. That was interference on Ryan. Will you, by
the way, come, I ask you a question. When's the
last time that kid caught them all?

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
You were so pro bamma before this weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
What is it deal? I told you all this program
was in trouble. I told you that after the Florida
State game. I told you, ain't nobody fraid of the boar.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Now look, I think last week we heard something different.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Yeah, just Gord you here that Mama one. That was
all that was different. But I told you this program was
in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
You knew it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
Yeah, ain't nobody afraid of them anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Oh? So we satisfied. Oh it's just too loss. You're
still in charger like there stood near. Well, I'm gonna
tell you what what we we ain't in charge of.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
We still got two losses, right, But I think I
want to say that the quote was the last time
we talked to you, is you never stopped believing, like
you never know, you never doubt nobody.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
I ain't never said that. You said you never stopped believing.
I'm believing in Bama. People should be afraid of it.
And that's still what I believe. And I'm just tell
you what I believe. We ain't doing road tide. Okay,
Well what I don't never stop believing in the standard.
In the process. Oh, we ain't got a standard. We
ain't got no process. Which we turned the ball over.
We we make excuses. I can't catch the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
So you're not you're not even staying for Eastern Illinois.

Speaker 3 (01:21:53):
I ain't staying. I ain't gonna watch that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
You think Phillis is fired up about that, Well not
I think of Eastern Ida that I don't even that.
Don't even have you for a pair of bloody.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Mary's, no hype and all.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Now, look, I'll give it to you. You can't lose again,
but you still kind of control things.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
You win all the game. You better look out.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Yeah, well that's what I'm about to say. Greg. You
took the words right out of my mouth, and that's rare. Man. Yeah,
but what I'm saying is this, So we beat Eastern Niddle,
knowing we beat over, do you think we deserve the playoff?

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Well, you'll make it to the SEC Championship game you
win that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Yeah, yeah, But we're gonna go in there and beat Kirby.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Well, I mean I believe Kirby might get he might
not get in. If y'all beat win iron Ball.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Who we're gonna beat? What?

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Texas and m Who is it? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Probably looked lovely.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
But I know I do believe because y'all beat Georgia
head to head that y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
Are in and they're not.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
And that was the day we looked like a team.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
That's when you was back believing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Yep, I believe it. Do you think we're gonna be
Georgian and blayoff? Look at where Georgia is right now,
I look at where we are. They getting better, we
get worse. Ain't nobody afraid of it? You know? Digging?

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
I mean, he's something road tide, he gets something else.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
We're gonna get me at Auburn?

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Yes, so are you feeling it?

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
Well? I mean, at least Auburn is motivated and they
ain't afraid of us. I promise you that, Oh here
comes a mediocre Tide into the plane and we made
because they fired the little coach and we got we
got the DJ Do Doo charged the team down. He's
got us motivated.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
The NFL still fired up about Ron Williams.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Did you had him in the NFL?

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Okay, I ain't fired up about it. Yeah, my boys
losing money every time I ball hits the ground road Tide.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
So Texas A and M they got Samford this weekend
and then they and then they got Texas uh so
and they're seven and oh so they're they're gonna be
in and then uh Georgia seven and one. Y'all are
six and one. But if you win the Iron Bowl,
you'll be seven to one. Oh, missus six and one.
If they win the Egg Bowl, they'll be seven to one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
So I don't know. I guess y'all with that, Alabama
would go right.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
We've got two losses on the season and we got
one at the SEC, and that's that's the Mama standard.
I know, row Tide don't deserve to go to playoff.
I don't want to go. Well, don't deserve to me there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Are you gonna go down to Auburn.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
You're gonna go down to the planes and it's for
the Iron Bowl, see some friends maybe or something.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Well, I'm going down to Auber and I'm just going
to fide because at least somebody needs to be afraid
of me.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Okay, you just canna go down there and stir it up.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
How about this. They ain't afraid of the Bama, but
they better be afraid of the nad Bars. Okay, we'll
make we'll make Harvey up. Do look like a saint?

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Oh boy? Yeah, row tide moment of silent Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Well, oh Harvey, I hope you didn't see that game.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
How about old frustrated Dickie something else? Yeah, well I
think he changed his tune from a week ago. He
was all, yeah, that was bad, and.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
This is days after. How mad were you on Saturday night?

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Oh? First thing I whipt because all I thought of
it is I wonder see this from heaven. Please don't
please don't let me save it me out somewhere with mystery.
I hope he didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
No coach, coach saving and misterry we're in the box seats.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Yeah, I wish I could have run in it. I
wish I could have run into his arms and it
helped me come road time, road saving. We miss him.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
We're getting choked up.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
We missed Tho sing clearly come out retirement mysterially set
him free, right, yeah, bring it back.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
I know this wasn't easy for you to get on
the air with us, and we appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Dickie, Hey, I bet to sell the black hoodies went
down a little bit. What you'all think? Oh yeah, now
what just so hone? You come with that goofy look
on my face when everything's following the bark.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
He does have that same give you road tad.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
Yeah, Djo would be great on Ron Bowl to stipid
looking faces.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Well maybe we can we check in with you, dear
an Iron Bowl week.

Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
I don't know how about that. I'm doing You're done,
You're done over No.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
I told Joe. It's the war. Guys is gonna take
this into media awkward?

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
All right, buddy, we'll see you row.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):

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that more your world. I don't know who Bill Ackman is.
Bill Ackman is a found the founder of is this
is it Pershing Square Capital Management? I guess uh from me?

(01:30:03):
He's a hedge guy. Yeah, the billionaire, big, big hedge guy. Boy.
Isn't kind of an interesting looking character. Isn't this the
one that's been the news for dating advice? Correct?

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Uh, you know awkward he's been giving you giving young
people dating advice?

Speaker 2 (01:30:16):
Oh, this is the may I meet you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
Correct? Which is it? Sounds like it does help. I
really don't like super wealthy guys thinking they can kind
of give people advice. Well if I was super wealthy, yeah,
I mean, I mean that's kind of help.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Step one, tell her you're a billionaire. Yeah right, No,
more steps.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Well, like we say, we've always said women have to
be more fine than they are crazy, and then men
have to be more rich and they are ugly. We've
knows that rule. I mean that this has been around.
But anyway, so he's saying, this is that phrase. This
guy everybody kind of going. This guy's kind of weird.
He said, I'd like to offer some advice to young

(01:31:01):
men that are out trying to date women now, and
I will say that that men have lost their game.
I agree with him on that these young men they
don't know how to pursue a woman. They don't have
I mean, they don't have any texting and you know,
you know I direct message you on your Instagram and
other So anyway, he says, but this phrase he's chosen.

(01:31:23):
I would walk up to a young lady I was
interested in and I would ask, may I meet you?
Well this she's going to call the police. May I
meet you before engaging in any further conversation. It's a
polite phrase and proper grammar and politeness. And this this

(01:31:44):
is a surprisingly effective way that he has greeted women.
That works. Again, don't leave out he's a billionaire. It
almost never gets a no, may I meet you? May
I meet you is the first thing you should say,
Ladies in the box seats and today we have a.

Speaker 4 (01:32:05):
Number of well you're already needing them because you're already
talking to him.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
May I think it's just confusing, you'll go, may I
meet you? I get Does that make? Is that weird
to you? That sounds like kidnap you? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Any single I eat you? Yeah, your face off?

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Oh yeah, he's got a cage.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Yes, that's that's that's very forward.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
Yeah, yeah, you don't think you don't think somebody says
that didn't have like a cage, like a cage and
a basement ready to kidnap you?

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
All right, ladies weird like day?

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Yeah, so you may if you're in the audience, you're
in the audience and you you are currently single, or
of course all of you at one time we're single
and and in the single world. What may I meet you?
Appeal to you? Or you've if you found if you
would find it creepy, raise your hand, every single one
or one of them? Everyone and confusing and you got

(01:32:58):
to think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
Wait a minute, h yeah, you don't now now you're
in some weird thing, May I meet you? Now you're
in some weird thing. Now we're meeting here. Just be normal,
be casual, be cool, be normal. And then the next thing,
you know, if she's giving you not good vibes, don't
talk to her anymore. Hey, buddy, it's learing how to

(01:33:19):
read a woman.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
It's only working for you because you're a billionaire. You
shouldn't expect it to work for everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
She saw your Rolex watch when you said, may I
meet you? That's what got you there, that watch and
said yes, she saw the car and said sounds good.
Just be chill. And and the next thing, you know,
you're talking. Don't make it like don't you don't have
to define the relationship. You just mat her.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
For guys. So let's say I don't believe this right now,
look at Belichick.

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
Yes, let's say that you're walking up and and Greg's
a lady, come on up and say what would you
say as we go to.

Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Yeah, yeah, may I meet you?

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
That's weird for some reason. The Cross. He's staying with
the Cross. We'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (01:34:19):
This is the Rick Burgess Show, America, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
So text Nation, of course they're weighing in eight eight eight,
the number six big Vox. You can Texas or call
us there. Adam's got some people straighten out you too
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:34:42):
You can't say it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:34:44):
Is it? Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
It's funny for us, but it's not funny for that's
the lateral damage.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
Listen, let me tell me you got trouble. Okay, you
say you you know, you go home or you just
go out into your circle of friends that are like
decent people. And you saved the following phrase after their response. Well,
Greg loved he thought it was funny. Yeah, you don't help.
I don't think legitimate. No, I don't think it just
wants to clear the record.

Speaker 10 (01:35:10):
No, go ahead, you got the fourth what I said earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Uh, sometimes it'specialist to move on and just letting go.
So Vox seats are here. We got the Burgess Ball
Battle coming next hour. I heard someone, did y'all finally
all get signed in? No? Got here, we gotta sign in.
Jake didn't get signed in. I mean, how's he gonna
be considered for the Burgess Ball Battle if you don't
sign in? Does CrossFit? Though? Does he? You know?

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
How?

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
I know? He told you right? That's the way it
always went. Yeah, there's no one that does CrossFit. If
you're in their presence, you don't know it.

Speaker 9 (01:35:51):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
So so text Nation is weighing in and they're saying
that they of course now they've got all the pickup lines. Okay,
so and well that's funny, No we will not. Somebody
wants a compilation of all Speedy's misspeaks A right, what
are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:36:09):
That?

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Down or up?

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Right, come back, see the great pickup line where it's
not that one down that's up there? Well, what the
opposite of what you're doing? How about the opposite of
what you're doing? I got it, Terry, Okay, well you're
not doing it? Oh still, yes, gracious, I can't go anymore.
Come down, that's up?

Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
Good, that's going up. We're going up the list. We're
going up the list.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
Go up the list, all right, right there. So they're saying,
they're saying, this one was from what is Rango? Is
that a show?

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
Rango? Is the movie? When that Johnny Depp animated?

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
I couldn't help, but I couldn't help. But notice you
noticing me, Notice you that that's a great pickup line?
Good does it? Today's unique. You're usually it's it's it's
about it's about seventy thirty men, but today it's the opposite.
That's it's more ladies than men. So it's good to

(01:37:07):
watch their face and scowl every time I said something
so much. There's a thousand pounds scissors. Did you This
is when Greg said, did you fart? Because you just
blew me away? Oh that's terrible, that's the big up. Yeah,
I know, yeah, Oh that's terrible right there. Well, you
know it's funny. I noticed, like if anybody just senses

(01:37:30):
that we're that we're starting to read and it's time
to be funny. There's an amount of potty humor.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
I'm not a right now. I don't say them jokes
that much, not that who was he? Well, it's about
well that's what the way you love it? You don't
love it, you're seriousness. I don't know. I don't find
long funny again.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
Yeah, did it hurt when you fell from it?

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Yeah, that's bad.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
And the one that worked for me was the I'm sorry.
I'm not looking for any friends. I have friends, they're guys. Yes,
I'm looking for somebody to date and marry. I'm not
I don't want to pick up a female friend. I
mean I got friends.

Speaker 4 (01:38:17):
If she needed any knee pads, I remember that, I
might want to walk that out. She didn't hur her knees,
so she when she falls in love with me, there
you her knees.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
That's right, boy, I just did just walk right out. Unbelievable.
It's like, and I don't know if it's innocent. There's
some kind of you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:38:38):
Yeah, but y'all, y'all, every time you say something, brothers
got to look at each other.

Speaker 1 (01:38:45):
But he just says the darnedest thing. He just does
and then just like you want to please continue? Yeah,
I walked that all the way out. Girl. What about
when you saw Lee at Sunchance Skate Center? Oh yeah,
skating around? Yes, when they say keep it slow and
all scat, Yeah it's low. Did you did you skate

(01:39:07):
backwards on couplege all his old hands? No, I'm backwards?
Oh always come on? Yeah you got you didn't have
real des on like that. It's pretty good. Yeah you were?

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Are you an astronaut? Because I can't stop staring at you.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
What that didn't make sense? That didn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
Are you Wi Fi?

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Because I'm really few connection to you?

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
Okay, now at least that one. It's terrible, but it
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Are you Google because you have everything I'm looking for?

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
If I think I would drop the you know the
stalker boys?

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Maybe say it's sweeter? Yes, aside from being beautiful? What
do you do for a living? That's fine?

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
I got the hundred best pick I got the one
hundred best pickup lines? Anyone know what number one is?
See being on it? I had a good pickup line,
ready to go, But you're so good looking I'm literally speechless.

Speaker 1 (01:39:57):
Okay, this one must be pretty po popular. Do you
believe in love at first sight? Or should I just
walk away? That's funny. That's a good one. That How
about Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten
I see?

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Oh, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Are you too much? You got thank too much for
that one?

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Are you an alien because you're probing my heart?

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
That's it's really bad. Are you tired because you've been
running through my mind all day?

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
I won't you book? Okay? That's terrible. Yeah, yeah, some
of y'all really really are bad.

Speaker 3 (01:40:35):
You are.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
I don't think any of us would say, does this
nap can smell like? Smell like chloroform?

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
That's really bad. That's right, that's funny. Right, if you
let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it
right back. I'm just about how about how about giving
them a pack of sugar saying you dropped your name tag?

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Oh my god, yea.

Speaker 1 (01:40:59):
Named? I heard that before you tired, because you've been
running my mind all night that I've heard that on?

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Not not?

Speaker 1 (01:41:05):
Okay? Who's there tomorrow night? My house?

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:41:10):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Buddy?

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Can I follow you?

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
That's not like what I call romantic. Your hand looks heavy?
Can I hold it for you? That's good?

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
That's good for you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Hey, Adam, I'm gonna tell you I agree with text Nation.
I take the word probing out of any pickup line.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
It strokes for different folks.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
And that's the problem. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
Do you like Star Wars because Yoda won for me?

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Why the voice? Why does the voice have to be there?
Why the why the star?

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
Oh my goodness, that's so bad?

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
Are you French? Because I feel for you? What's that
this stiff?

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
We got it?

Speaker 2 (01:41:52):
But you didn't know how.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
There you learned the tyrol from yourself. Yeah, we're gonna
use it. You have a map because I'm lost in
your eyes? How'd you pick? What was the first line
you told Lisa I didn't have to have a line?
Would you say nothing?

Speaker 5 (01:42:13):
Keep me slowly?

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
All goes gating? There you go something like that. I
don't I don't need corny lines. You just walk upstairs.
It is my wonderful self. You walk in your presence.
It's like a super power.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:42:28):
I don't know why Superman fly? Why Superman fly? I
mean he just does. Yeah, that's what he does. Speed
he getting ready for this weekend?

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
Are you? Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
Are you spirit airlines? Because you look cheap and you
look like you want fight a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:42:50):
Terrible?

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
You just are you trying to go with anything? This
is the problem with thinking with a microphone in front
of you.

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
Right, Well, you're a girl scout because you tied my
heart nuts?

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
What I don't know? I reading something with a cookie
The girls catch no time should.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Have been cookie. Yeah, because you're thin and you look like.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
Yeah, sweete. I think you confused.

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
I'm just reading they don't tie not if you and
I were socks would make a great pair.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Who don't want to be a sock?

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
I'll drink your bath water.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
Okay, I've heard that. Okay, that's kind of really weird. Okay,
would you like a sponge bath? Are you working in
a nursing No, nothing is vastly inappropriate.

Speaker 4 (01:43:40):
By the way, I realized, Greg, if the four of
us went out back when we were single.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Adler and Speed would get arrested.

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
They would.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
You can't say what about it? And then there were
two what about? Like Joe Namath, can I kiss you?

Speaker 2 (01:43:52):
Get in my hand?

Speaker 5 (01:43:53):
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