July 27, 2022 • 36 mins
The Super Secret Bestie Club is about to get super chill. Curly gets the chance to interview high Maya. They talk about their history with la Mary Juana, favorite cartoons, what ignites their creative spark, and much, much more. Get in here and Pass the Dutchie 'pon the left hand side with us.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, Hi, what are you doing here? I was just
looking around you guys, so nice stuff in here? Are you?
Are you high right now? Yeah, it's a little bit.
I love your cavern. Oh my god, I love Hi Maya.
Come down for a special episode and you're gonna love
her too, So get in here. My name is Curly
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and I'm Maya. And welcome to the Super Secret Bestie
Club podcast, a super secret club where we talk about
super secret things, a super secret, more time secret. In
each episode, we'll talk about love, friendships, heartbreaks, men, and
of course our favorite secrets. Well, guys, welcome to another
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episode today of the Super Secret Bestie Club. Today I'm
gonna be basically interviewing my a little bit more where
than usual. I'm just gonna ask your different questions. I
don't smoke we I used to, so I'll be like
jumping in a little bit too. But today we're just
here to talk to weed Man. Pleasure to be here.
Where's my camera? There is a personality that sometimes there's
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a version of Maya that sometimes we'll call me out
of the blue um and we have named her Hi
Maya or Edible Maya. I think we're I think I
want to refine that name? What like, oh, yeah, well,
we're working on it. I want like a different name,
Like I don't know, let us know in the comments
of what you think, but basically or what do you
think in the audio comments? Let us know right now
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in your car, yeah, shout it out, we can shut
What do you think? What do you think? How would
you let refine it? Well? How would you describe? Hi, Maya?
I mean you go through like the metaverse of all
your different accents. You get really deep. You start like
talking about I mean, we can get into that. We
can come in an audition whenever I'm high audition Maya
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auditionare like, I can do many accents. Let me show you.
But you basically, before I got here, I went to
Starbucks to get myself my own drug of choice, which
is a Vintie Colbor with two shots. And you took
what I took. I took two edibles. They're ten total?
Ten total? What does that mean? Tend like? MG? What
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was it? Somebody corrected me on it. I was like,
I swear to God, I am not I can count. Okay.
First of all, in l A, in California, weed is everywhere.
It's super legal. Um, this is something that is not
such a faux pat in the area. But like when
you tell me like this is blah blah blah, I'm like,
I don't know what the hell you're saying to me.
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So okay, my journey with um Mary Jane, I love
her just so much is basically like I use it
for my mental health, right, And a lot of my
friends were like, you know, I moved to California and
my dad had like a medicinal like card for weed also,
but it back then in Arizona wasn't legal for like
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recreational use. So when I got over to California, you know,
when you're just vibing and like, I mean, the first
time I ever did it was like a hot boxed
in a car with like one of my friends people
that was back. That's what That's how we talked. That's
how we talked. What it was called back in the day.
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It's what it's called. What we called it too. But
I don't know if and it's already done. You can't
arrest me now. But we hot box on school property
after we were rehearsing for a play. I was her understudy,
and we both didn't know our lines and she's like,
I'm so stressed out. It was like senior year, you know,
finals all that stuff, and so we just hot boxed
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and it was great. Wow, that was my first time
to actually hot box with my sister's best friend. And
then that became a thing. But I was fifteen years old.
How old are you? I think it was like seventeen, um.
But yeah, like I switched over to like edibles or
like social drinks, which are like the like edible drinks.
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I don't know what they're called. Um it's like called
can with two ends. But basically I don't really like
to smoke because I'm a singer and I love my voice,
so every time I do smoke, it takes me a
couple of days to repair. So I really like edibles
because they just sort of like chill, and I don't
really drink alcohol is much anymore, so like to be social,
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Like sometimes if everyone's partying, I'll like, you know, eat
a gummy. And sometimes when I just had a hard day,
you eat a gummy and then I'll get a phone
call and be like, hey, yeah, but it's entertaining. It
were entertaining. But like also we were talking about how
I cannot sunk with edibles because it was sucked me U.
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I. I I just I'm like, I'm gone, I'm not even
in there, but you are like it's fun I get
so creative, like it honestly has been helping me to
um limit, Like you know when you're like you're like
I want to do this video and then if you
don't do it right then and there, something always sleeps
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into my brain. That's like that's not funny anyway, I
just don't do it. My edibles are like we're doing
it now, like somehow like connects with my A D
H D. Like I made a funny video last night?
What was it? It was like, um me, I don't
know why I can't sleep. Also me and I'm like,
lady Nailna, just sleep. What were you doing that when
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you were seeing Selena? I was in the bed. I
was it was like this filter where it shows you
like in a cartoon bed. So I was like sleeping
and then I woke up and I started singing that
and then I was like, am I tired? Or am
I really sad? Do you find it like you're less
like inimitied like you can just kind of be a
little bit more free when you're on weed. Both I
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feel I feel very creative. I felt even more creative um,
which I think is why a lot of artists that
I know do it as well. And it's it's like
like I get it. You guys like I get it,
but you don't really go out either you don't really
like drive or like you're very like your weed time
is your mean time? Have you ever had uh weed
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sex before? And can you talk about that? Oh my god, Curly,
you said you were going to get a curly interview
today and this is a curly interview. We think I
don't think so does your scandalous I don't remember having
weed sex ever, because I feel like I'm just like,
let's go eat, get off of me, let's grab a snack.
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You know what I love to do. It is nothing.
Ah And you just sit there and oh my gosh,
I watch married at first Sight. I really believe in
the power of rest is married at first sight? Oh
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my god, don't even get me started. All the time,
I never have any first sight. Hello, Hello, No, this
is Patrick. Oh my god, I can do a good
impression of Patrick. It's so funny that you brought up
Patrick because I literally have questions in here to ask
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hw Maya about well Married at first Sight? Is this
show on Lifetime where they get married at first sight?
They get an arranged marriage. The first time they meet
is at the altar, and then they go on a
honeymoon together. They live in a neutral apartment together for
three months. After the three months they decided they want
to get divorced or not. And it's so good because
none of the couples stayed together. Okay, well it sounds
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like something mayor may not be watching. Um. But speaking
of SpongeBob, because that is like your favorite cartoon, I
would say, do you think is that your favorite car?
In what time? Yeah? It's up there. I love a
good dexter's of oratory. Who's um your favorite character? And SpongeBob?
Oh man um I I oh my gosh, this is
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I was not expecting this right now. I definitely like
Patrick because he's just always there. But you know what,
I gotta give it up to SpongeBob. I just feel
so spongy in my soul, Like if you look at
my soul, it's a sponge. Yeah it is. It's equally
as poor as poor as I need heart surgery. Oh
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my god. Well I did want to ask you a
few questions about that too, because there's a lot of
kind of like, uh, conspiracy theories about SpongeBob right now,
don't break me out right, I'm looking into a black box.
They're not like, um, like so crazyies, but like one
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of them is, you know speaking, I'm scared you no,
like speaking of Patrick. There's one theory that was talking
about that Patrick is actually like um into weed, Like
he smokes weed like for Sureton. He lives in a
rock and he sleeps like flat. Well is that you know?
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Is that basically a thing that he leaves under a stone? So?
Is he a stoner? Is he hungry? He's always hungry
all the time, he like this. Yeah, So like there's
theories that he's actually a pothead. Um. The other one
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that I thought, like I've actually heard this to you before.
As somebody who's not a huge SpongeBob fan, I dabble
and I enjoy it in the same way that I
dabble in other things. But there's one theory that says
that Bikini Bottom is actually the result of a nuclear explosion.
Have you heard that before? So there's a lot of
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theories that basically this is like a post apocalyptic world
and there's been like, uh, nuclear explosions and there's nuclear
way I always have trust saying that we're nuclear nuclear
nuclear nuclear nuclear, the nucleus. But basically they said that
the contaminated water created these talking sea animals. Oh you know,
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I'm gonna I'm gonna say that freaked me out a
little bit. I just I just got a little scared. Yeah,
there's genuine talk about the fact that these are actual
like nuclear uh infested animals that are like come to life. Basically,
how do you feel about this theory? Can I sing
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to you my Sandy song? How on a wake up
in Texas? Miss those wid open skies? I missed my
twenty a gers, fabecues and p Compa has. Oh I
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want to go? If you know you know that part
give me a Grammy for that. Yodo is actually iconic
because she's like, I want to go. How don't you
just did it good? Right now? Did you get I
want to go? How? Yodo? I can't I've always wanted
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to Yodo. Now I have a best friend that yours.
Oh my god, Okay, you go. I can't do it.
Oh my god, do you know how valuable that is?
Were gonna sell it? You gonna pick me out? I
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think about Sandy is there is also controversy and a
theory that SpongeBob. By the way, for those of you
who don't know who Sandy is, Sandy is a squirrel.
She's an astronaut. She lives under the sea. And the
song that I was singing She's an astronaut squirrel and
she lives under the sea in a dome. And the
song that I was just singing is a song that
she sings in her first episode there about how she
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misses Texas. I missed those what opens got My impression
is pretty spot on if you go like she's she's
actually hitting those notes really well. Um. But there's an
episode where SpongeBob is remembering that he got fake married
to Sandy, but the minister actually wasn't aware that it
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was a joke. So there's a theory that since it
was a real minister, that he actually really married the two.
I don't remember this episode, and so um, there's this
theory that they're actually married. Oh well, I love that
for them. But also, of course, the other theories that
Spungebob and Patrick and are like a gay couple and
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kissing on the mouths. I think they're all kissing. Do
you do you kiss the top lip? Do I want them? Sorry?
Do you kiss the top lip? Do? You just said?
Do I kip? Answer my question? When I kiss? I kissed,
the kissed both lips. I kiss the the top maybe
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and then maybe the bottom. Interesting. You made me think
about my crush right now. Oh my god, I have
a crush. Is it a crunch? You're a crush? You
asked me that before, and I don't know what you mean.
You know what I mean? I don't know you know
what I mean? Okay, when you said a crunch, a
crunch to me depends like a cat crunch, a chocolate
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crunch delicious, a workout crunch horrible. Let's move on. Okay.
I had some questions for you too, I said, Beau.
They're like, what do you um? This is kind of
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of the moment today. We woke up today, it's the
end of Gay Pride Mond. We were blessed with a track.
What did you really think about the track? It's called
Break My Soul. It's a house track and it's different. Oh,
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it's different. I have never heard I've only heard remixes
of her songs in that way from other people. Um,
I like it. The more I listened to it, the
more I see other people dance to it, I'm like, wait, yes,
how does it go again? Break muscle, you want, bake muscle,
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you want muscle antona, and then it's like thing, thing, thing,
th It is insane how many people are using that
in videos right now? I'm doing it right now. I
was about to post it. What the video you took
of me walking down the stairs, Oh my god, and
save me on my way to quit my job and
tell and tell my best friend who doesn't love me
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that I love them? Oh my god, that's what this
In the song she says it. In the song, she says,
like quit your job and like go can tell your
love or confess your love, not your best friend. But
I'm just saying, in terms of the video, everything is
about you. I really think that the world is about me. Literally,
I'm like, I don't know if I was a big
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fan of the song, I don't know what if I
think you're high? Are you a Rihanna fan or a
fan those but who really like tickles. Your pickle rocket
is one of my favorite songs? Is that the one
with Kanye? How does that one? What does your family
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think about your weed habits? Um there, my dad has
smoked weed and my mom smoked. I smoked weed with them.
Oh my god. Like we get high together every single time.
We get high, and we seen karaoke every single time,
and that I so much. It's fun. It's fun, Like
I have developed such a beautiful relationship with my parents.
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Like as an older adult, I mean getting out of
my are you still a young adult? If you're going
to be thirty? I feel like you're probably sims on
sims a young adult. It cuts off at thirty. I'm like,
is that accurate? I don't know, because anyway, and then
I turned into a werewolf wow in real life for instance,
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Oh it sounds like right now? Oh yeah, oh my god,
my that's crazy. That was my nickname werewolf Girl? When
was that your nickname? My dad? Because I have a
lot of nicknames in your life, do I don't? You
were the Raccoonets. Yeah, that was my friend group wear heavy.
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Were Wolf Girl is because I used to wear jewelry
and I used to bring out in hives. That's why
I never wear a lot of jewelry sometimes because I
would make me break out of my dad would be
like wear wolf girl. And then you have Lily, miss Lily.
It's not Lily, it's miss Lily. Okay, next subject, I
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don't want to. I didn't agree on these questions from
my publicist. This was how do you control? Okay, Like
for me, when I have an edible, my mind goes everywhere,
it goes everywhere, Like how do you control not getting
that sort of level of anxiety. It's hard too, because
the other night I was like not satisfied at all
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with doing anything, Like I was like I don't want
to sit here and watch TV, and like I don't
want to sit here and draw. I mean I want
to sit here and draw, but I have to charge
my thing, like I don't want to, like you know, yeah,
because I feel like I have trouble too, Like I'm
I'm so like I'm always thinking about, oh I should draw,
and then I'll started trying, like I suck it drying,
and then I'm like, okay, I should do this. I'm
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like yeah, I'll go in and put in like a
shade and then leave because if I sit there and
really look at it, it looks different to me every
single time. I'll show you what I'm making, Okay. Um.
I asked my dadd once, like a few years ago.
I was like, when I used to smoke weedom, Like,
would you ever smoke weed with me? He's like, you know, son,
they don't make weed the way they used to be
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back in the seventies and the eighties. And now if
you ask me if I would smoke weed or have
weed with you, I'm like, Nope, they don't make weed
the way they used to be in the early two thousand. Interesting,
but would you do edibles? No? I like, I like, look,
I already as a virgo, I already have a lot
of internalized conflict, and on weed it's even more so
edible Maya, it's me. So there's kind of like, by
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the way, like there's still a lot of um, what's
the what I'm looking for? Like, uh, controversy around weed? Uh? Yeah,
Well there's still like a lot of basically like you know,
my mom like like there's still kind of like a
lot of controversy and a lot of bad energy around weed.
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But there's been like a lot of movement to like
a lot of parents, a lot of Latinos. My grandma,
like you know, they put like weed lotion on her,
Like what do you How has it helped you and
benefited you? Well, I think like back in the day,
and I'm speaking from the Arizona experience, So it's hard
for me to speak from the California experience because that's
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kind of where I was first introduced to it because
my dad my mom would tell me that, oh, your
dad uses it as medicine, like, um, it grows from
the ground. Like they very much educated me on all
of the things and make sure they make sure that
we knew. My brother and I knew that it came
from the ground, it came from the earth. It's medicine.
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It's like, you know, God's medicine everything, and like so
that that was my view of it at first, and
then um, there were people in our family that would
call my dad just very horrible derogatory names because he
would smoke weed, and like, you know, living with somebody
who uses it for medicinal purposes, it's like they need it,
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like it's medicine. It regulates, it does Yeah, And I
feel like I kind of have the same thing as
my dad and and um, so you know, I think
later some people my family were like just weird to
my dad. And then when it became more what commercial,
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which it sucks to say, like, then they're like, hey, Patrick,
do you know anyone who could give me some medables?
Her dad is? My dad's named Patrick, No wonder his
favorite cartoon was SpongeBob too. Um. Yeah, So it was
weird to see the change from like criminalizing my dad
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to understanding things because now there's dispensaries and now it's
like there have been proven, um like sciences that it
works and all this stuff. So it was very jarring
and um. But you know, when I got to l A,
I think that's kind of when I was. It's hard
out here. It's really hard. And um. I definitely like
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love edibles and just um weed in general, just because
it it regulates me, my my grandma. One time, my
grandmother hass away she found weed in like my uncle's bag,
and it was such a controversy. This was like in
the nineties, right, Like oh, um, and I often think
what would I do if I found weed in my
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kids bag if they were like, you know, maybe fifteen
and older, like to the way age that I was.
I'm not condoning young people smoking and seeing like the
age that I was, Um, what would you do if
you found weed in your child or your teenagers? I'd
be like, where did you get this from? You? I
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just say, um, last time out of Maya called me.
I was like, Maya, what is a plant? What is
a plant? And we couldn't answer it a plant? You
just interrupted my song sugar sugar baby bash. He follows
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me on Twitter. He doesn't, yes, he do you know?
I didn't know that's sweet icky or sweet gooey and
and that like that was weed. Oh. I literally know
this whole the whole song is about wheat. And I
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was singing it as a little kid, like a sweet
wait with sweet gooey dooey or my sticky icky or something.
And then so video was dating was like, yeah, those
are references for weed. I'm like what. I felt like
it was such a nerd. I was like singing this song, well,
that's like spice girls and they're like when to become
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one and you're like, bitch, you hold hands, I need
some because they go put it on and put it on.
It's condom conscious quick, not really soultry right now? Can
you give me your like, if you had a hotline,
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would your voice be Hello guys, and welcome to the
Super Secret Crusty Club. Do you want to hear mine? Yeah,
come come on down to the Super Secret Bestie Club Podcast.
We're serving up some funny laughs some how halls and
he he's and job job jobs. Make sure you tune
in real quick to the Super Secret Cup. That's my favorite.
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When you need to act that. Actually, when you go
into Country Maya, you know what, I love Tree Maya.
We have this like there's this restaurant out here too
called Black Bear Diner, and my mom's like, oh, she's
obsessed with it. She loves there. It's like their country
fried chicken and steak and all that stuff. So I
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would be like, come on down the Black Bear on
her and then Rancho Cucamonga Coma here in Rancho Cocamonga.
And then in the Disneyland ride where they're like the
wildest ride in the Wilderness, under Mountain thunder Mountain Anyone,
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then Mountain Anyone. You know how several people died on
that right? Yes, yeah, I watched something on it. Something
was loose And now to astrology section. Well, well we
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will stuff you. I want to know briefly what edible
Maya really thinks about the zodiac signs. Oh my gosh,
throw it out and I'll throw out throw out the names. Okay,
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first one, how do you really feel about a quarius um?
I feel like they want to look like they're cool,
like they want to be like, yeah, you know what,
screw authority, But they're really squishy on the inside. Honestly,
I think they're squishy and they need to like open
up a little bit. Yeah, they hide all their emotions hide,
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but you can see it like their air, their air.
How do you feelbout Capricorns? How do you really feel
about capricorns? Capricorns could let people love them? I think
if they, like I know, they have a lot of
like layers up in like guar and like just like
they're in a fortress. I think if they let down
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the drawbridge just for five five seconds and let in
let um. Pisces need to come back to reality, Oh
my god, and too much in the sky sometimes that
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they don't exist in this realm because they're like always
daydreaming about whoever instead of like making the action to
go do something about it. Wow, Okay, what about aries?
Aries needs to um settle down there? Chaos a little
bit and and to me like being an aries, like
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chaos doesn't always mean like we're going out every time
and we're doing this, but definitely like not doing the thing.
Like there's a lot of things that I want to
be doing right now, and I'm just like you get
it in order ordering need to get organized, get organized, ladies,
what about Taurus taurusts um? I feel you could also
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let down a couple of walls. My crushes a Taurus.
Uh huh, that's it. I think they could. I think
they could chill a little bit. Also, a little can
be a little upset. Sometimes they needs to be shaken up. Okay,
I didn't ask you. How do you feel about um?
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Who comes after chorus? Is it? Like? Uh? Cancer, Gemini, Gemini?
I love Gemini's. I think people need to leave them alone.
They're perfect. I know we need to leave Geminis alone,
geminis alone. Cancers, cancers, um, cancers could start vocalizing things
a little bit more. I know you're so right, like
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they just like girl, like, I think there's so much
worry that's started waiting for people to come to you
to repay air things, like to repay things. That's how
I see repay things. Yeah, I feel like cancer's give, give, give, give,
and then they get upset that people don't give in
the same way. It's like it's very much like being
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a martyr. Um. Yeah, like it's okay, like people, you
have to allow people to help you without expectation, and
you also can have boundaries to like stop. I don't
know being with people who make you feel like that absolutely.
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How do you feel about Leo's Leo's you know what,
I love you Leos so much. Um. I think like
there's they're very what is it called boisterous. I think
you can let other people shine just for a little bit.
I don't know, like loud Leo think like listen a
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little bit more than than reacting. I know. All they
want to do is is like be in the mid
And like a lot of people view um almost of Virgos,
a lot of people view Leo's as like a little
bit selfish, like self absorbed, and they're not. They just
want to like really just be in the mix and
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be with community. But it's like sometimes it's like they
can take a backseat. Wow. Okay, so now that we
went through all the boring stuff, let's get to the
ny Cretty the best sign in the world, introducing fireworks, fireworks,
fireworks lay at the red carpet, flowers on the red carpet.
Oh my god, amazing music. Virgos, how do you feel
that was a lot? About the best? Was a line? Truly?
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I feel like I've experienced all kinds of virgos um.
I loved to virgo once, kind of more than once,
if we're honest, once um other virgos have like, oh
my god, they just I would like for them to
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just say what it is, like we're no. It's like
you'll you'll say things and it's like, I don't know.
It's in the way you say it, like in your delivery,
like saying what it is, but also say what it is.
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Be able to like say what your ship is also
that means it is, but like let's say what it is. Yeah,
I'm just saying, like, if you're having a conversation with
somebody and messages, if you're next, How do you feel
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about libras um? Libras are nice? How do you feel
about pios scarpios? I want more scure fields in my life.
I just feel a little bit more like like an ascentress.
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It's like one of those long like cigarette holders, but
there's a French fry on the other end. That's that's
how I feel when I'm around scarpios, like ruff up
a little bit. Oh my god, what about the last sign?
Who is also the sign that your mom was born?
Unders Sagittarius. Um. I think they're doing good right now.
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I think they're they're chill, like. I think there's a
lot of stuff in the past, but they're really good
at like being dramatic and getting it all out and
then like moving on. So I think they're good. No
notes for me. Wow, Well, you're heard it here. First, guys,
libras are nice. They are they not nice? Are you
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saying they're not nice? No, I says people be gay.
I feel like you just gave us libras are nice.
They are nice. Well, guys. That concludes the astrology section today.
You heard here first, Edible Maya has some critiques for
everybody except for libra reading. I gave you psychic reading.
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You're all welcome. Virgo say what you mean me what
you say? Gemini's you know take it on the chin. Cancers,
stop taking it on the chin. We should read cards
after my third eye is open right now. Three Oh
my god, that'd be amazing. We should order salads and
do that. Um yeah, it sounds greatiot. That sounds like
me and you vibes. Um okay, that's an example of
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you talking really fast and mumbling. By the way, you
want an example that people by the way, listeners people
say and August August by the way, August was like,
producer audio engineers, does he mumble something like talk really fast?
Sometimes really definitely? Yes? Do I do I mumble? Or
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do I talk really fast? For both boom roasted and
by That is so funny somebody the other day. I
was like, oh, my voice is very low. It doesn't
carry well, and he was like, no, I think you
just mumble and talk really Like how am I supposed
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to respond to that? It was a nanosecond. It takes
me a full second you registered the first word. But
that goes to show how my brain works, Like that's
why I'm like and that goes to show how exactly like,
that's why I'm always like what like when people were like,
why can't you do this thing? Why can't you do that?
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I'm like, I don't even remember you were like my mom.
I feel like it's always like your first day in
your body, like your alien it's your first day in
your human body. And I'm like, do you That's precisely
how I feel. Well, Maya, it seems that we've come
to the end. I did want to ask you one
final question. I wanted to ask you, nothing deep, just
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some good love. What is a message the edible Maya
would like the world to know? Um, you know what
I'm getting in number? Shay it again, show it again? Up. Well,
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you're head here first. Man, is not the one. I'm
not the one or the two or the three, of
the four or the five, six, seven, eight. Go alrighty guys,
Well you're ready here first, as you know, do whatever
makes you happy, Do whatever you need to do for
the sake of your mental health if you're old enough
for it. If you're old enough for it. Some people
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take zanny, some people take the thing and that the category.
What I mean is that some people take what they
need for their own mental health. And there's no like,
there's no shame in taking whatever you want to take.
There's no shame in taking whatever you need to take
just so that you can survive this crazy ass world,
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unless it's crystal math, because there are other options in Okay, guys,
thank you so much. Please let us know what you
would like us to talk about in the future episodes. UM,
send us a d M tweet at Maya because I
don't check Twitter, UM, and let us know. Thank you
so much for listening to another episode, Maya. Where can
people find you? Thank you so much for having me
on the Curly B Show. By the way, I'm a
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big fan, big fan, big big fan, one big one. Um.
You can find me at my at the moment, m
A y a in the moment on all social media platforms.
What about you, curly Tis, you can find me at
the Curly B Show on Instagram and TikTok and that's
b as in Velasquez. Um, but yeah, as quiz quiz quiz. Well,
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it's like we went into another dimension right now. We
just glitch already. Guys, get out of here. Love you.
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Hey, Hi, what are you doing here? I was just
looking around you guys, so nice stuff in here? Are you?
Are you high right now? Yeah, it's a little bit.
I love your cavern. Oh my god, I love Hi Maya.
Come down for a special episode and you're gonna love
her too, So get in here. My name is Curly
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and I'm Maya. And welcome to the Super Secret Bestie
Club podcast, a super secret club where we talk about
super secret things, a super secret, more time secret. In
each episode, we'll talk about love, friendships, heartbreaks, men, and
of course our favorite secrets. Well, guys, welcome to another
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episode today of the Super Secret Bestie Club. Today I'm
gonna be basically interviewing my a little bit more where
than usual. I'm just gonna ask your different questions. I
don't smoke we I used to, so I'll be like
jumping in a little bit too. But today we're just
here to talk to weed Man. Pleasure to be here.
Where's my camera? There is a personality that sometimes there's
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a version of Maya that sometimes we'll call me out
of the blue um and we have named her Hi
Maya or Edible Maya. I think we're I think I
want to refine that name? What like, oh, yeah, well,
we're working on it. I want like a different name,
Like I don't know, let us know in the comments
of what you think, but basically or what do you
think in the audio comments? Let us know right now
(01:36):
in your car, yeah, shout it out, we can shut
What do you think? What do you think? How would
you let refine it? Well? How would you describe? Hi, Maya?
I mean you go through like the metaverse of all
your different accents. You get really deep. You start like
talking about I mean, we can get into that. We
can come in an audition whenever I'm high audition Maya
(01:59):
auditionare like, I can do many accents. Let me show you.
But you basically, before I got here, I went to
Starbucks to get myself my own drug of choice, which
is a Vintie Colbor with two shots. And you took
what I took. I took two edibles. They're ten total?
Ten total? What does that mean? Tend like? MG? What
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was it? Somebody corrected me on it. I was like,
I swear to God, I am not I can count. Okay.
First of all, in l A, in California, weed is everywhere.
It's super legal. Um, this is something that is not
such a faux pat in the area. But like when
you tell me like this is blah blah blah, I'm like,
I don't know what the hell you're saying to me.
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So okay, my journey with um Mary Jane, I love
her just so much is basically like I use it
for my mental health, right, And a lot of my
friends were like, you know, I moved to California and
my dad had like a medicinal like card for weed also,
but it back then in Arizona wasn't legal for like
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recreational use. So when I got over to California, you know,
when you're just vibing and like, I mean, the first
time I ever did it was like a hot boxed
in a car with like one of my friends people
that was back. That's what That's how we talked. That's
how we talked. What it was called back in the day.
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It's what it's called. What we called it too. But
I don't know if and it's already done. You can't
arrest me now. But we hot box on school property
after we were rehearsing for a play. I was her understudy,
and we both didn't know our lines and she's like,
I'm so stressed out. It was like senior year, you know,
finals all that stuff, and so we just hot boxed
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and it was great. Wow, that was my first time
to actually hot box with my sister's best friend. And
then that became a thing. But I was fifteen years old.
How old are you? I think it was like seventeen, um.
But yeah, like I switched over to like edibles or
like social drinks, which are like the like edible drinks.
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I don't know what they're called. Um it's like called
can with two ends. But basically I don't really like
to smoke because I'm a singer and I love my voice,
so every time I do smoke, it takes me a
couple of days to repair. So I really like edibles
because they just sort of like chill, and I don't
really drink alcohol is much anymore, so like to be social,
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Like sometimes if everyone's partying, I'll like, you know, eat
a gummy. And sometimes when I just had a hard day,
you eat a gummy and then I'll get a phone
call and be like, hey, yeah, but it's entertaining. It
were entertaining. But like also we were talking about how
I cannot sunk with edibles because it was sucked me U.
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I. I I just I'm like, I'm gone, I'm not even
in there, but you are like it's fun I get
so creative, like it honestly has been helping me to
um limit, Like you know when you're like you're like
I want to do this video and then if you
don't do it right then and there, something always sleeps
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into my brain. That's like that's not funny anyway, I
just don't do it. My edibles are like we're doing
it now, like somehow like connects with my A D
H D. Like I made a funny video last night?
What was it? It was like, um me, I don't
know why I can't sleep. Also me and I'm like,
lady Nailna, just sleep. What were you doing that when
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you were seeing Selena? I was in the bed. I
was it was like this filter where it shows you
like in a cartoon bed. So I was like sleeping
and then I woke up and I started singing that
and then I was like, am I tired? Or am
I really sad? Do you find it like you're less
like inimitied like you can just kind of be a
little bit more free when you're on weed. Both I
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feel I feel very creative. I felt even more creative um,
which I think is why a lot of artists that
I know do it as well. And it's it's like
like I get it. You guys like I get it,
but you don't really go out either you don't really
like drive or like you're very like your weed time
is your mean time? Have you ever had uh weed
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sex before? And can you talk about that? Oh my god, Curly,
you said you were going to get a curly interview
today and this is a curly interview. We think I
don't think so does your scandalous I don't remember having
weed sex ever, because I feel like I'm just like,
let's go eat, get off of me, let's grab a snack.
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You know what I love to do. It is nothing.
Ah And you just sit there and oh my gosh,
I watch married at first Sight. I really believe in
the power of rest is married at first sight? Oh
(07:09):
my god, don't even get me started. All the time,
I never have any first sight. Hello, Hello, No, this
is Patrick. Oh my god, I can do a good
impression of Patrick. It's so funny that you brought up
Patrick because I literally have questions in here to ask
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hw Maya about well Married at first Sight? Is this
show on Lifetime where they get married at first sight?
They get an arranged marriage. The first time they meet
is at the altar, and then they go on a
honeymoon together. They live in a neutral apartment together for
three months. After the three months they decided they want
to get divorced or not. And it's so good because
none of the couples stayed together. Okay, well it sounds
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like something mayor may not be watching. Um. But speaking
of SpongeBob, because that is like your favorite cartoon, I
would say, do you think is that your favorite car?
In what time? Yeah? It's up there. I love a
good dexter's of oratory. Who's um your favorite character? And SpongeBob?
Oh man um I I oh my gosh, this is
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I was not expecting this right now. I definitely like
Patrick because he's just always there. But you know what,
I gotta give it up to SpongeBob. I just feel
so spongy in my soul, Like if you look at
my soul, it's a sponge. Yeah it is. It's equally
as poor as poor as I need heart surgery. Oh
(08:37):
my god. Well I did want to ask you a
few questions about that too, because there's a lot of
kind of like, uh, conspiracy theories about SpongeBob right now,
don't break me out right, I'm looking into a black box.
They're not like, um, like so crazyies, but like one
(08:58):
of them is, you know speaking, I'm scared you no,
like speaking of Patrick. There's one theory that was talking
about that Patrick is actually like um into weed, Like
he smokes weed like for Sureton. He lives in a
rock and he sleeps like flat. Well is that you know?
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Is that basically a thing that he leaves under a stone? So?
Is he a stoner? Is he hungry? He's always hungry
all the time, he like this. Yeah, So like there's
theories that he's actually a pothead. Um. The other one
(09:38):
that I thought, like I've actually heard this to you before.
As somebody who's not a huge SpongeBob fan, I dabble
and I enjoy it in the same way that I
dabble in other things. But there's one theory that says
that Bikini Bottom is actually the result of a nuclear explosion.
Have you heard that before? So there's a lot of
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theories that basically this is like a post apocalyptic world
and there's been like, uh, nuclear explosions and there's nuclear
way I always have trust saying that we're nuclear nuclear
nuclear nuclear nuclear, the nucleus. But basically they said that
the contaminated water created these talking sea animals. Oh you know,
(10:25):
I'm gonna I'm gonna say that freaked me out a
little bit. I just I just got a little scared. Yeah,
there's genuine talk about the fact that these are actual
like nuclear uh infested animals that are like come to life. Basically,
how do you feel about this theory? Can I sing
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to you my Sandy song? How on a wake up
in Texas? Miss those wid open skies? I missed my
twenty a gers, fabecues and p Compa has. Oh I
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want to go? If you know you know that part
give me a Grammy for that. Yodo is actually iconic
because she's like, I want to go. How don't you
just did it good? Right now? Did you get I
want to go? How? Yodo? I can't I've always wanted
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to Yodo. Now I have a best friend that yours.
Oh my god, Okay, you go. I can't do it.
Oh my god, do you know how valuable that is?
Were gonna sell it? You gonna pick me out? I
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think about Sandy is there is also controversy and a
theory that SpongeBob. By the way, for those of you
who don't know who Sandy is, Sandy is a squirrel.
She's an astronaut. She lives under the sea. And the
song that I was singing She's an astronaut squirrel and
she lives under the sea in a dome. And the
song that I was just singing is a song that
she sings in her first episode there about how she
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misses Texas. I missed those what opens got My impression
is pretty spot on if you go like she's she's
actually hitting those notes really well. Um. But there's an
episode where SpongeBob is remembering that he got fake married
to Sandy, but the minister actually wasn't aware that it
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was a joke. So there's a theory that since it
was a real minister, that he actually really married the two.
I don't remember this episode, and so um, there's this
theory that they're actually married. Oh well, I love that
for them. But also, of course, the other theories that
Spungebob and Patrick and are like a gay couple and
(13:05):
kissing on the mouths. I think they're all kissing. Do
you do you kiss the top lip? Do I want them? Sorry?
Do you kiss the top lip? Do? You just said?
Do I kip? Answer my question? When I kiss? I kissed,
the kissed both lips. I kiss the the top maybe
(13:25):
and then maybe the bottom. Interesting. You made me think
about my crush right now. Oh my god, I have
a crush. Is it a crunch? You're a crush? You
asked me that before, and I don't know what you mean.
You know what I mean? I don't know you know
what I mean? Okay, when you said a crunch, a
crunch to me depends like a cat crunch, a chocolate
(13:47):
crunch delicious, a workout crunch horrible. Let's move on. Okay.
I had some questions for you too, I said, Beau.
They're like, what do you um? This is kind of
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of the moment today. We woke up today, it's the
end of Gay Pride Mond. We were blessed with a track.
What did you really think about the track? It's called
Break My Soul. It's a house track and it's different. Oh,
(14:32):
it's different. I have never heard I've only heard remixes
of her songs in that way from other people. Um,
I like it. The more I listened to it, the
more I see other people dance to it, I'm like, wait, yes,
how does it go again? Break muscle, you want, bake muscle,
(14:52):
you want muscle antona, and then it's like thing, thing, thing,
th It is insane how many people are using that
in videos right now? I'm doing it right now. I
was about to post it. What the video you took
of me walking down the stairs, Oh my god, and
save me on my way to quit my job and
tell and tell my best friend who doesn't love me
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that I love them? Oh my god, that's what this
In the song she says it. In the song, she says,
like quit your job and like go can tell your
love or confess your love, not your best friend. But
I'm just saying, in terms of the video, everything is
about you. I really think that the world is about me. Literally,
I'm like, I don't know if I was a big
(15:35):
fan of the song, I don't know what if I
think you're high? Are you a Rihanna fan or a
fan those but who really like tickles. Your pickle rocket
is one of my favorite songs? Is that the one
with Kanye? How does that one? What does your family
(15:58):
think about your weed habits? Um there, my dad has
smoked weed and my mom smoked. I smoked weed with them.
Oh my god. Like we get high together every single time.
We get high, and we seen karaoke every single time,
and that I so much. It's fun. It's fun, Like
I have developed such a beautiful relationship with my parents.
(16:21):
Like as an older adult, I mean getting out of
my are you still a young adult? If you're going
to be thirty? I feel like you're probably sims on
sims a young adult. It cuts off at thirty. I'm like,
is that accurate? I don't know, because anyway, and then
I turned into a werewolf wow in real life for instance,
(16:45):
Oh it sounds like right now? Oh yeah, oh my god,
my that's crazy. That was my nickname werewolf Girl? When
was that your nickname? My dad? Because I have a
lot of nicknames in your life, do I don't? You
were the Raccoonets. Yeah, that was my friend group wear heavy.
(17:05):
Were Wolf Girl is because I used to wear jewelry
and I used to bring out in hives. That's why
I never wear a lot of jewelry sometimes because I
would make me break out of my dad would be
like wear wolf girl. And then you have Lily, miss Lily.
It's not Lily, it's miss Lily. Okay, next subject, I
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don't want to. I didn't agree on these questions from
my publicist. This was how do you control? Okay, Like
for me, when I have an edible, my mind goes everywhere,
it goes everywhere, Like how do you control not getting
that sort of level of anxiety. It's hard too, because
the other night I was like not satisfied at all
(17:50):
with doing anything, Like I was like I don't want
to sit here and watch TV, and like I don't
want to sit here and draw. I mean I want
to sit here and draw, but I have to charge
my thing, like I don't want to, like you know, yeah,
because I feel like I have trouble too, Like I'm
I'm so like I'm always thinking about, oh I should draw,
and then I'll started trying, like I suck it drying,
and then I'm like, okay, I should do this. I'm
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like yeah, I'll go in and put in like a
shade and then leave because if I sit there and
really look at it, it looks different to me every
single time. I'll show you what I'm making, Okay. Um.
I asked my dadd once, like a few years ago.
I was like, when I used to smoke weedom, Like,
would you ever smoke weed with me? He's like, you know, son,
they don't make weed the way they used to be
(18:31):
back in the seventies and the eighties. And now if
you ask me if I would smoke weed or have
weed with you, I'm like, Nope, they don't make weed
the way they used to be in the early two thousand. Interesting,
but would you do edibles? No? I like, I like, look,
I already as a virgo, I already have a lot
of internalized conflict, and on weed it's even more so
edible Maya, it's me. So there's kind of like, by
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the way, like there's still a lot of um, what's
the what I'm looking for? Like, uh, controversy around weed? Uh? Yeah,
Well there's still like a lot of basically like you know,
my mom like like there's still kind of like a
lot of controversy and a lot of bad energy around weed.
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But there's been like a lot of movement to like
a lot of parents, a lot of Latinos. My grandma,
like you know, they put like weed lotion on her,
Like what do you How has it helped you and
benefited you? Well, I think like back in the day,
and I'm speaking from the Arizona experience, So it's hard
for me to speak from the California experience because that's
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kind of where I was first introduced to it because
my dad my mom would tell me that, oh, your
dad uses it as medicine, like, um, it grows from
the ground. Like they very much educated me on all
of the things and make sure they make sure that
we knew. My brother and I knew that it came
from the ground, it came from the earth. It's medicine.
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It's like, you know, God's medicine everything, and like so
that that was my view of it at first, and
then um, there were people in our family that would
call my dad just very horrible derogatory names because he
would smoke weed, and like, you know, living with somebody
who uses it for medicinal purposes, it's like they need it,
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like it's medicine. It regulates, it does Yeah, And I
feel like I kind of have the same thing as
my dad and and um, so you know, I think
later some people my family were like just weird to
my dad. And then when it became more what commercial,
(20:43):
which it sucks to say, like, then they're like, hey, Patrick,
do you know anyone who could give me some medables?
Her dad is? My dad's named Patrick, No wonder his
favorite cartoon was SpongeBob too. Um. Yeah, So it was
weird to see the change from like criminalizing my dad
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to understanding things because now there's dispensaries and now it's
like there have been proven, um like sciences that it
works and all this stuff. So it was very jarring
and um. But you know, when I got to l A,
I think that's kind of when I was. It's hard
out here. It's really hard. And um. I definitely like
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love edibles and just um weed in general, just because
it it regulates me, my my grandma. One time, my
grandmother hass away she found weed in like my uncle's bag,
and it was such a controversy. This was like in
the nineties, right, Like oh, um, and I often think
what would I do if I found weed in my
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kids bag if they were like, you know, maybe fifteen
and older, like to the way age that I was.
I'm not condoning young people smoking and seeing like the
age that I was, Um, what would you do if
you found weed in your child or your teenagers? I'd
be like, where did you get this from? You? I
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just say, um, last time out of Maya called me.
I was like, Maya, what is a plant? What is
a plant? And we couldn't answer it a plant? You
just interrupted my song sugar sugar baby bash. He follows
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me on Twitter. He doesn't, yes, he do you know?
I didn't know that's sweet icky or sweet gooey and
and that like that was weed. Oh. I literally know
this whole the whole song is about wheat. And I
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was singing it as a little kid, like a sweet
wait with sweet gooey dooey or my sticky icky or something.
And then so video was dating was like, yeah, those
are references for weed. I'm like what. I felt like
it was such a nerd. I was like singing this song, well,
that's like spice girls and they're like when to become
(23:11):
one and you're like, bitch, you hold hands, I need
some because they go put it on and put it on.
It's condom conscious quick, not really soultry right now? Can
you give me your like, if you had a hotline,
(23:31):
would your voice be Hello guys, and welcome to the
Super Secret Crusty Club. Do you want to hear mine? Yeah,
come come on down to the Super Secret Bestie Club Podcast.
We're serving up some funny laughs some how halls and
he he's and job job jobs. Make sure you tune
in real quick to the Super Secret Cup. That's my favorite.
(23:54):
When you need to act that. Actually, when you go
into Country Maya, you know what, I love Tree Maya.
We have this like there's this restaurant out here too
called Black Bear Diner, and my mom's like, oh, she's
obsessed with it. She loves there. It's like their country
fried chicken and steak and all that stuff. So I
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would be like, come on down the Black Bear on
her and then Rancho Cucamonga Coma here in Rancho Cocamonga.
And then in the Disneyland ride where they're like the
wildest ride in the Wilderness, under Mountain thunder Mountain Anyone,
(24:37):
then Mountain Anyone. You know how several people died on
that right? Yes, yeah, I watched something on it. Something
was loose And now to astrology section. Well, well we
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will stuff you. I want to know briefly what edible
Maya really thinks about the zodiac signs. Oh my gosh,
throw it out and I'll throw out throw out the names. Okay,
(25:21):
first one, how do you really feel about a quarius um?
I feel like they want to look like they're cool,
like they want to be like, yeah, you know what,
screw authority, But they're really squishy on the inside. Honestly,
I think they're squishy and they need to like open
up a little bit. Yeah, they hide all their emotions hide,
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but you can see it like their air, their air.
How do you feelbout Capricorns? How do you really feel
about capricorns? Capricorns could let people love them? I think
if they, like I know, they have a lot of
like layers up in like guar and like just like
they're in a fortress. I think if they let down
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the drawbridge just for five five seconds and let in
let um. Pisces need to come back to reality, Oh
my god, and too much in the sky sometimes that
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they don't exist in this realm because they're like always
daydreaming about whoever instead of like making the action to
go do something about it. Wow, Okay, what about aries?
Aries needs to um settle down there? Chaos a little
bit and and to me like being an aries, like
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chaos doesn't always mean like we're going out every time
and we're doing this, but definitely like not doing the thing.
Like there's a lot of things that I want to
be doing right now, and I'm just like you get
it in order ordering need to get organized, get organized, ladies,
what about Taurus taurusts um? I feel you could also
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let down a couple of walls. My crushes a Taurus.
Uh huh, that's it. I think they could. I think
they could chill a little bit. Also, a little can
be a little upset. Sometimes they needs to be shaken up. Okay,
I didn't ask you. How do you feel about um?
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Who comes after chorus? Is it? Like? Uh? Cancer, Gemini, Gemini?
I love Gemini's. I think people need to leave them alone.
They're perfect. I know we need to leave Geminis alone,
geminis alone. Cancers, cancers, um, cancers could start vocalizing things
a little bit more. I know you're so right, like
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they just like girl, like, I think there's so much
worry that's started waiting for people to come to you
to repay air things, like to repay things. That's how
I see repay things. Yeah, I feel like cancer's give, give, give, give,
and then they get upset that people don't give in
the same way. It's like it's very much like being
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a martyr. Um. Yeah, like it's okay, like people, you
have to allow people to help you without expectation, and
you also can have boundaries to like stop. I don't
know being with people who make you feel like that absolutely.
(28:33):
How do you feel about Leo's Leo's you know what,
I love you Leos so much. Um. I think like
there's they're very what is it called boisterous. I think
you can let other people shine just for a little bit.
I don't know, like loud Leo think like listen a
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little bit more than than reacting. I know. All they
want to do is is like be in the mid
And like a lot of people view um almost of Virgos,
a lot of people view Leo's as like a little
bit selfish, like self absorbed, and they're not. They just
want to like really just be in the mix and
(29:14):
be with community. But it's like sometimes it's like they
can take a backseat. Wow. Okay, so now that we
went through all the boring stuff, let's get to the
ny Cretty the best sign in the world, introducing fireworks, fireworks,
fireworks lay at the red carpet, flowers on the red carpet.
Oh my god, amazing music. Virgos, how do you feel
that was a lot? About the best? Was a line? Truly?
(29:39):
I feel like I've experienced all kinds of virgos um.
I loved to virgo once, kind of more than once,
if we're honest, once um other virgos have like, oh
my god, they just I would like for them to
(30:01):
just say what it is, like we're no. It's like
you'll you'll say things and it's like, I don't know.
It's in the way you say it, like in your delivery,
like saying what it is, but also say what it is.
(30:24):
Be able to like say what your ship is also
that means it is, but like let's say what it is. Yeah,
I'm just saying, like, if you're having a conversation with
somebody and messages, if you're next, How do you feel
(30:51):
about libras um? Libras are nice? How do you feel
about pios scarpios? I want more scure fields in my life.
I just feel a little bit more like like an ascentress.
(31:12):
It's like one of those long like cigarette holders, but
there's a French fry on the other end. That's that's
how I feel when I'm around scarpios, like ruff up
a little bit. Oh my god, what about the last sign?
Who is also the sign that your mom was born?
Unders Sagittarius. Um. I think they're doing good right now.
(31:38):
I think they're they're chill, like. I think there's a
lot of stuff in the past, but they're really good
at like being dramatic and getting it all out and
then like moving on. So I think they're good. No
notes for me. Wow, Well, you're heard it here. First, guys,
libras are nice. They are they not nice? Are you
(32:01):
saying they're not nice? No, I says people be gay.
I feel like you just gave us libras are nice.
They are nice. Well, guys. That concludes the astrology section today.
You heard here first, Edible Maya has some critiques for
everybody except for libra reading. I gave you psychic reading.
(32:22):
You're all welcome. Virgo say what you mean me what
you say? Gemini's you know take it on the chin. Cancers,
stop taking it on the chin. We should read cards
after my third eye is open right now. Three Oh
my god, that'd be amazing. We should order salads and
do that. Um yeah, it sounds greatiot. That sounds like
me and you vibes. Um okay, that's an example of
(32:44):
you talking really fast and mumbling. By the way, you
want an example that people by the way, listeners people
say and August August by the way, August was like,
producer audio engineers, does he mumble something like talk really fast?
Sometimes really definitely? Yes? Do I do I mumble? Or
(33:07):
do I talk really fast? For both boom roasted and
by That is so funny somebody the other day. I
was like, oh, my voice is very low. It doesn't
carry well, and he was like, no, I think you
just mumble and talk really Like how am I supposed
(33:28):
to respond to that? It was a nanosecond. It takes
me a full second you registered the first word. But
that goes to show how my brain works, Like that's
why I'm like and that goes to show how exactly like,
that's why I'm always like what like when people were like,
why can't you do this thing? Why can't you do that?
(33:49):
I'm like, I don't even remember you were like my mom.
I feel like it's always like your first day in
your body, like your alien it's your first day in
your human body. And I'm like, do you That's precisely
how I feel. Well, Maya, it seems that we've come
to the end. I did want to ask you one
final question. I wanted to ask you, nothing deep, just
(34:14):
some good love. What is a message the edible Maya
would like the world to know? Um, you know what
I'm getting in number? Shay it again, show it again? Up. Well,
(34:37):
you're head here first. Man, is not the one. I'm
not the one or the two or the three, of
the four or the five, six, seven, eight. Go alrighty guys,
Well you're ready here first, as you know, do whatever
makes you happy, Do whatever you need to do for
the sake of your mental health if you're old enough
for it. If you're old enough for it. Some people
(34:58):
take zanny, some people take the thing and that the category.
What I mean is that some people take what they
need for their own mental health. And there's no like,
there's no shame in taking whatever you want to take.
There's no shame in taking whatever you need to take
just so that you can survive this crazy ass world,
(35:18):
unless it's crystal math, because there are other options in Okay, guys,
thank you so much. Please let us know what you
would like us to talk about in the future episodes. UM,
send us a d M tweet at Maya because I
don't check Twitter, UM, and let us know. Thank you
so much for listening to another episode, Maya. Where can
people find you? Thank you so much for having me
on the Curly B Show. By the way, I'm a
(35:39):
big fan, big fan, big big fan, one big one. Um.
You can find me at my at the moment, m
A y a in the moment on all social media platforms.
What about you, curly Tis, you can find me at
the Curly B Show on Instagram and TikTok and that's
b as in Velasquez. Um, but yeah, as quiz quiz quiz. Well,
(36:08):
it's like we went into another dimension right now. We
just glitch already. Guys, get out of here. Love you.
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