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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, I'm just like really weird, like so weild. I'm
just really weild. I can't even tell you how weild
I am.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Who are you talking to?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
See? I'm just really weild. You don't even know.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
That's so weird.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
And scene and that ladies and gentlemen and days and
Them's what it's called acting.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Get in here.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
My name is and I'm Maya, And welcome to the
Super Secret bestI Club podcast. A super secret club where
we talk about super secret things. Yeah, like secrets that
are super That's what it is.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
In each episode, we'll talk about love, friendship, heartbreaks, men,
and of course our favorite secrets.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Get in here, Welcome to another episode of the Super
Secret Bestie Club Podcast. And I just wanted to say
I was going to tweet this, so maybe I shouldn't
tweet this. If you listen to our podcast and we
used to be friends or or or date and you
get your feelings hurt, that's on you. Should I not
tweet that right now? I was going to tweet it
(01:15):
should not during retrograde. Yeah, I'm gonna wait on that.
I'm going to says if you listen to our podcast
and we used to date or be friends and you
get your feelings hurt. That's on you. No, so delete it.
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I was like, right, right, right right, That's why I
was asking. That's why you always ask your friends people my.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
House, Oh, no, welcome to do the thing? Welcome or whatever?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I did?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh did you I did more?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
How's your spirit?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
My spirit's good.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
It's hot. It's hot in la. I need a shower.
I have a lot of things to do. I have
to walk my dog. I have to feed him. I
have to How do people have kids? Like how not
not like not to bring up what we're going to
talk about, like, how do people have kids?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I don't understand it?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well, how did? How can they have kids that are weird?
Segueing into our topic for today.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Well, I mean, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Well I was a really weird kid. What do you
do when your kid is like weird? When they're they're
like they're just not in a cute way, either in
a in a bit alarming way where you're like, this
is I can't I would be like, oh my god,
I brought this kid into the world, and but you know,
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you have I have no choice to love them. I
wouldn't have wouldn't have been any other way. I'm no kids,
by the way, but just the thinking of the mental
energy at this point of having to take care of
a child. Yeah, you know, taking care of myself is enough.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I feel like people in general are weird, so it
only makes sense that a lot of us would be
weird kids. Like I just was like, you know, and
I still am, Like I always tell people, I'm like,
I don't feel like I live in this world. I
feel like I live like up here and I'm like
trying to figure out how to be a human all
the time. And I'm like, I can't imagine having that
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feeling and being like six years old and trying to understand.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Like I can remember.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I don't know if you remember this, but can you
remember how vivid your imagination was as a kid, like
I can. Yeah, it's dangerous, Yeah, like being drunk by
my imagination completely just like completely gone, completely, like just
not there, not here, I was in whatever world I
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was imagining in my head.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
And what give us an example of what what was
a day in the life in that world?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Well, did you ever do this thing where like, let's say,
like you had like a mini house or something in
like a Barbie house or a pollypocket house.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
For me, it was more like my grandma's plants. Growing up.
I used to be like, what if I lived in there?
Speaker 4 (04:27):
And I would imagine my whole life being like a
mini person, maybe many many many mini person, and I
just like lived in a in a plant, you know,
I lived in like a pot, And that's what I
would like.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Did you ever do that?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Like did you ever make like the Magical school Bus? Right?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I would imagine myself in that way where I'd be like,
what would it be like to.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Or you know what got me thinking that way is, honey,
I Shrunk the Kids. That was a huge movie for
me to be like, at any moment, we could turn
it into a tiny ant and our parents could just
forget about us.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Just not used to give me crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
It would scare me because the ants were like I mean,
they were good, but it's just like I think it
was like, yeah, they got like something like with the
those oatmel cream cookies, like didn't they like eat start
eating them? And I don't know. That whole scene just
like messed me up. But yeah, and James and the
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Giant peach like that definitely got me thinking like I
think a lot of these movies and stuff that we
early twenty nineties eighties movies were weird as they were weird.
They were weird and they were not kids. That was weird,
like we just yes, absolutely that traumatizing. I feel like
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I still I feel like I could never watch that
movie ever again.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
I never watched it, or like Homework, all the Homeward
Bound movies were like The Dog.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Box and The Hound.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I think I only watched that one time and then
never again. Just like.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I think people felt like they were trying to do
something with animation at the time, like let's tell a
really beautiful story with animation, And I think that our
parents thought that because it was animated, it would be
suitable for kids. But like Bambi's mom getting shot, Willfosa
flying off of the fucking rock, all.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Of those are like a rite of passage that it
is collective trauma. It's the trauma collectively that we needed
to have.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Unfortunately, I still have a hard time.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
I just went to go see a couple of months ago,
I went to go see Northwest perform The Lion King
Musical Talented Musically Talented Holly Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
What did I say, no, I just said a Hollywood bl.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Oh I thought I said. I thought I said something different.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
I sometimes I feel like I say something and I'm like,
what did I say?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I could not watch that scene from the flasad like I.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Was like, brovo help me, bro.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
It was so But you know, we had an episode
on Revenge and guess who got this revenge after that
was Simba? Oh, because Simba. You know the line where
Scar tells Simba run away and never return and.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
At the end of the movie, Simba tells Scar run
away and.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Sma's like, Simba's like, Dad, Dad, you gotta get up.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You gotta get up.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That is the saddest book me for anything you need
voiceover people, Yeah, it was. It was really sad. But
these things, I feel like have informed us as children
and made us little weirdos and turned us into who
we are today. And I was just like thinking about
all the weird stuff that I used to do, weird
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quirks I used to do as a kid. And I
was like, Curly, you have any weird quirks that you
had as a kid, and you said yes, And I
don't know his, he doesn't know mine. So we're going
to present these weird things we used to do judgment free.
If you judge in the comments, if you judge anywhere,
you're yeah it, You're booted out of the treehouse the clubhouse. Okay,
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because this is the super secret, super secret bestie club
where we relay these secrets with no judgment.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Okay, with no judgment. Okay, you go first, you go first. Okay.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Not only did I used to pretend to be Selena
when I was a kid, Like I used to like
perform and like make my outfits up like Selena, but
I used to tell people that she was my aunt.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I used to go out and help, like and tell
people like.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I would go to school and they'd be like, what's sorry, Selena.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
And they were like, why are you sad? And I
was like, well, I missed my aunt. They were like,
what was your aunt? I was like, Selena, you.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Would say some shit like that, you freaking liar.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I mean, I must have been like seven years old,
eight years old, Like what do you tell.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You know what it was is? I asked my dad.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
I was like, hey, do you think that Somewhere along
the line, we kind of all must be related to
one another, and my dad was like, kind of technically
we probably are to some degree.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
That's all you needed, and that's all I needed. I
ran with it. I said, curly, Kina, Perez at.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Your service, Perez, right right, right, right right.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Interesting. Well I'm trying to think also if I anything
Slena related. Okay, I've said this before. When How the
Grinch Stole Christmas came out in in.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I was going to guess that.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Or two thousand. He was two thousand, yeah, and I
was seven eight years old. My mom was a movie
reviewer and she had this movie poster, the one where
he has like the he's like whisper or he's like
going like this, like shushing, And she had that poster
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on the back of her door in my parents' art room,
and I used to, like when they were not looking,
or even when they were there, I used to go
behind and look at the Grinch poster and like yell
at the Grinch poster and be like, why are you
being a bad person? These people meet this present, like,
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but what's wrong with you? And then when my parents
weren't there, I would kiss the poster and that should
tell you that I am like such a baby aries.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
That I know, Oh my god, I did.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
I must. I don't know if he'd just had big,
juicy lips, and I was just like, and now I'm
gonna kiss you. But that's not the only poster I
used to kiss. Oh my god, justin Timberlake. I had
a justin Timberlake poster.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Well, you can't just skip over the grain stop quickly though,
we can't just hop into Like, so what would you do?
You'd be like, you can't just steal people's gifts. Then
all of a sudden, you're like.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
But you are, you can steal my gifts.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh, oh my god, no, you're a baby.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Well, now I was a thirty one year old.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Oh my god, I had a crush.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
On Michael Jackson in the video it don't matter if
you go why And I used to go up to
my TV and kissed my TV hardcore. It was like
my production his finest book with that with that long,
lushious hair. And I also had a thing for Peter Pan.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah, I can see that. I did think for Kovu
or who Kovu? Lion King two?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Oh, I think I think I didn't believe.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
In Scars, not Scars Descendant. In the beginning, I swear.
I don't know if this is like happened and changed
the course of time, but I remember them presenting Kovu
as Scars either son or nephew or descendant. And so
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when Lion King two came out, which was I think
it was, Simba's Pride was like the the name at
the bottom it was, It's about Simba's daughter, and the
whole story is the same structure as Romeo and Juliet.
So uh Nala or not Nala? What is her name?
And in the in the movie, Simba's daughter basically falls
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in love with Kovu, who she's not supposed to fall
in love with, and so it creates like the you know,
Romeo and Julia thing. Covid was hot as fuck. Covid
was so hot, and I think it was because of
his voice.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I've never seen Kovu like live in action before.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Kovu was like he just he was bad and he
knew it. And then when they were singing Deception Disgrace,
he he was like being exiled pretty much from the
from the whole pack rock Pride rock, Yeah, and they
were singing that song and he was he had to leave.
They chased him out.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Okay, So I think there's like a family tree.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But now it's now it's not. Now it's changed that
Kovu is not He's just a part of the pack.
But back then that's what they had said. I remember.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Wow, I like looking at this now.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I mean, I think a lot of people getting questions
on cartoons.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Honorable mention for the posters. I used to kiss Troy Bolton,
Zach get from Joe Jonas, mostly Joejonas. I did Joe
Jones pillow and Zach Effron pillow. So I'll leave that
to your imagination.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
His name was Troy Bulton on the show.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
On the movie It's a movie on the movie.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Why that's an interesting Have you ever seen High School Musical?
I have never seen. I don't know that I could.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh you've never seen camp Rock either.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I'm assuming I've never seen any of these.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
But yeah, I've never seen any of these.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Okay, okay, okay, movie and night. It will also maybe
teach you more about myself too. There's a lot you
don't know about me.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Now you've sent.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Me down a warm hole of just googling Zach Efron.
This man is just beautiful.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
He's beautiful. He's five six, he's five six.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
How it's tall is okay, he's five? Oh he's five ten.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
No he's not. No, he's not.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
How it's tall is zach Eron? Oh no, he's not. Okay, Okay.
The next thing on my my list this. I don't
think this is weird at all, to be honest, I
think this is quite normal.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
But it was something that I lived with for a
very long time where I, how can I say this,
I thought for a very long time that I was
and I still kind of feel this all the time,
that I'm like a lady soul trapped in like.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
A man body.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
But as a kid, I thought that my body was
going to catch up. I actually thought that my body
was a lady body and that it was going to develop.
And I thought that like surely everybody had gotten it wrong,
like truly, truly, truly, up until the age of twelve,
I was just like, I really, really really believe that
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when I hit Huberty, my voice would change some type
of way, I would develop boobs, I would get a period.
I thought my dick was going to fall off. I
was like, this is I'm going to show the world.
My body's going to show the world like who I am,
and what I was, and I think I actually stay
with me until I was like eighteen, and now I
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feel like I still always joke that I feel like
I'm a lady's soul, but I think that my lady
soul is like in cosplay in manbody and she's like
this is fun.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Like we're like it's just like now it's more like
a fun thing.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
But at the time I remember being like really freaked
out about a lot of things too, like as I
got older, like when I first heard that moms have
to breastfeed and that breastfeeding could be very painful, I
remember my immediate reaction being like, I hope I never
have the breastfeed.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
That sounds terrible. That sounds like so much work. You know.
When I was like, oh, this is how people have babies, I.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Was like, well, I don't have a cahoon hon, but
I think that if I go through my belly button,
I could have a baby. But that also sounds really
painful to me too, like where is this baby going
to come out of? But I held this for so
long where I was like, yeah, this is and I
feel like that's a lot a lot of maybe with
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a lot of young trans kids feel and so I understand.
I think I don't want to speak for like a
community that I'm not a part of, but I think
that like there's just this like as sure as the
sky is blue, as sure as I knew that the
sun would come up, I also just believed that I
was going to develop into a girl, which was pretty cool,
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you know. And then when I got older, people used
to confuse me for a girl. They thought I was
a girl for a very long time.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I call you my little lady, my little.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Lady, and I loved it really really, How do you
how did you ever feel anything like that? Like did
you ever feel like you had like a different gender
when you were younger?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Or I've always felt like I was, like they used
to call it, like a tomboy, you know, because I like,
I like to play sports. When I didn't really play sports,
I wanted to. I just I feel like I had
a lot of aggression to just be something. So I
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felt I'm pretty much you feel like I'm. I've been
like masculine a lot in my spirit for sure, and
I feel like my brother is definitely the more feminine
one out of like us. But then I feel like
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I also can you know, I feel ultra femme all
the time. It's cute, but I don't know. Yeah, I
think I've always just I remember when I bought like
this one shirt that was like a plaid or something
like that didn't look like at the time, like a
girl should wear whatever, And my mom's like, you don't
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want to dress like a girl anymore. I'm like, it's
a plaid shirt and I want to look like Bella
from Twilight because she wears plaid long sleeve shirt.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Oh I remember that? Yeah, yeah yeah, And she's.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Like, oh okay, I'm like, whoa.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's crazy because that memory, like that memory
really stayed with you because I feel talk about.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That a lot.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
It did, and I called her out on it, even
though she's like she like doesn't even remember. But I
remember her snapping at me in front of everyone, in
front of the whole store, like she's like, you don't
want to work, you don't want to look like a
girl anymore. And I was like, uh, And you know,
I was definitely did not was not out by then,
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like thinking anything queer. Maybe a little bit, but after
that I sure wasn't. If that's how you're gonna say shit, yeah, yeah,
you know, so that's that's still something I feel like
I need to go back to. And my so I
feel like when I bring it up to my mom
and like, remember when you said this, you know, because
you know, when you experience like now, I feel like
both my parents are very much like they they with
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the exposure to this new world of queerness and everything,
they understand it and they have accessibility to that, whereas
back then, you know, they accepted it, but it wasn't
as understood as it is now. So you know, when
you get those little moments where they celebrate something and
it's like, remember when you made me feel like shit,
You're like, whoa, why am I? Why am I saying that? Anyway?
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Thank you for sharing that.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
That's I don't know why I made that noise. I
didn't know how to react. I was like I was
gonna go.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I know it's it's important too, and I'm glad that
it sticks out. Definitely not weird at all. I think
it definitely sticks out as like it. You can definitely
see how it informs the way you grow up. You know,
all of mine are not serious at all. So this
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next one I used to sneak in the pantry and
eat a spoonful of sugar spoonfuls or my favorite thing.
And I would still do it today if I could,
if I would let myself, you know, like the nest
Quick chocolate milk powder. My god, I would put that
shit in my up. Yeah it was so good.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I used to pay.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
Ketchup packs like that's true. Yeah, just suck out the Ketchup.
Like what were we thinking as kids?
Speaker 1 (22:13):
I think I definitely had an eating disorder, undiagnosed eating
disorder back then, because I'm like, why did my body
want to eat raw sugar like that and chocolate milk
powder like that?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I feel like I was already at that point extremely
addicted to sugar, as I still am.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Next, I used to eat like Ketchup packs. I used
to like crazy, like just eat them like that was
like that could be a meal for me, like if
I was, like I'm hungry, I used to eat ketchup.
Or when I was in pre school, I remember that
I would eat sand like I remember that I would
get like there was in pre school. I remember that
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we would take naps and they put me like near
they put my little bed like near like a pot
that had like a fake tree in it, but it
had sand in the pot, and so I would stick
my little hands in there and I would play with
the sand, and I think I somehow got it.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
In my mouth and I was like, that's crunchy, and
I would just tell yea, like keep eating it.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I mean it's like, so what do they say, it's
silver teeth kid behavior, even though I didn't have silver teeth,
Like I just was like, nang'm oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, that crunch. It upsets me when that crunch upsets me.
When you go to the beach and then you you
come back and you like somehow just crunch or talk
and you could hear that, Oh and how did this
get into my Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Yeah, I feel like I also like had a little
bit of like of a desire and a like for
things that were like like I would fix it on
them really hard. Like so like my next one is
like I used to like to.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Make holes in things.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Like I remember I would sit on the toilet at
my parents' house and I would like find like a
pen or anything, and I.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Would make holes in the wall. Like I would just
get so fixated. And it's like I would. I would
pop the pen and I would make a hole in
the wall in the wall in the wall, but like.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Any parent would because like yo, and then I remember
they covered it up and I started again. Like I said,
there was just something like you know what it is
like you know when like you have a syropoam cup
and you start biting the syrophone cup. No, okay, so
like that That's what I had back then, and that's
what I still have, just an extent. Yeah, like I
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felt like I needed to bite on the cup. I
would make holes and stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
But one time my.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Bilo got like a new like leather desk chair for
like the household, and I think there was like a
brand new, like brand new sharpener and brand new pencils.
So I started sharpening this one pencil and I was like,
what would it sound like if I poked a.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Hole in this chair? And so I poked a hole
in this chair and I was I just disappeared.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
I just remember getting so lost in the sensation and
the feeling of like what it felt like to because
you know, the leather it's like wound really tight your
face right now.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
So I'm basically like.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
This, you know, I was joking with this episode, all
of mine are like really dumb, but this gives me
a lot of insight.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Well, this is why I.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Think that, like my brain just works differently, right, Like
where did I go? Because when I looked up when
I came back, there were so many holes in this
chair and I was kind of like what did I do?
Where did I go? And my grandma came out, My
granda came out.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
They were like ready to.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Like hand me my ass, and I think my mom came,
my parents came, They were like, we are so sorry,
but I remember for years this chair was like destroyed,
like they have to put tape there.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Can you imagine They're like, oh, spend my hard earn
money from my family on a new, brand new leather couch.
What a staples this will be for our family. Think
of the many laughs, the many giggles, the cuddles we
will have on movie night.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
It would be like you are working every single day,
every single summer to be able to get pay for
a new couch. But I literally was so I would
take you to therapy for So I take you to
therapy for its be like why did you do this?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Well?
Speaker 4 (26:53):
I think that like Latino parents didn't have that right
because I'm sure something was that.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
But I was young.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I was like six or seven, I must I was
just And that's what I was saying earlier that I
just became so drunk with imagination as a kid. I
remember how drunk I would get with imagination that I
couldn't control it, like.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I would just disappear. You know.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
I kind of still have that now where I just
not in not in a crazy way where I'm stabbing
shit and I come back and I'm like blah, but
like in a very normal way where people go like,
why didn't you answer my text?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Or why didn't you answer this email?
Speaker 1 (27:24):
And I'm like, you're poking holes and shit.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I was gone. I was somewhere in next.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Time you don't answer me, he's probably poking holes in
another leather chair somewhere.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
What's your next one?
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Well, this one is has a bit of a Q
and a or a quitz at the end. So I
used to think that I had superpowers because my nose
would bleed anytime anywhere. Like I used to think, like
my nose is bleeding, something's wrong, something's off. My nose
would bleed. I swear to God, I just wouldn't know,
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like and it would be like pouring and and I
feel like I'm like a nosebleed expert. You were not
supposed to. This is for everyone listening. You are not
supposed to put tilt your head back. Ye. You can
swallow your blood. And I've swallowed my blood before like that,
and I have coughed it up in a big like
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sorry as girls, and a big like clot. Basically I've
coughed it up. You're supposed to just like pinch your
nose if you don't have anything at all, like yeah,
and you're in a pinch like yes, like put tilt
your head back. But it's not good at all. So
I used to just you know, have nose bleeds everywhere.
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And one time in the fourth grade, my nose is
bleeding and I went to the nurse and this kid goes,
you know, you should will we stop picking your nose
if you don't want your nose to bleed?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
What? Wow?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
And so here's the quiz. Did I actually pick my nose? A? Yes?
To get out of pear or recess or lunch b No.
It was just a hot day in Arizona and it
dried out my nose, see another, cause we'll be ands
are kind of the same, right, Okay, Well no, see
just A or B.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
I would say B because I feel like I would
have known by now if you have picked your nose,
if you were a nosepicker.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Were you a nose picker? Were you a nosepicker? Are
you a nosepicker? Now?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
These are in questions. How dare you ask me such
a in a of question on a big platform like this.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Yeah, so yes, I'll say yes.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
I don't remember. But it could have been either it
could have been just a hot day or yeah. Sometimes
I would pick my nose, but I specifically would not
pick my nose because my nose would bleed. So it's
a truck question.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Sometimes if I wanted to get my nose to bleed,
sometimes I would pick it to get out of things.
Not all the time, only when I need to bring
in the big guns.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
I like, whenever I get a nose bleed.
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Sometimes I look in the mirror and I pretend I'm like,
what's happening to me?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Like I pretend I'm in a scary movie. And then
I just enjoy the blood. I enjoy the blood fest.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
It just like every it would happen. I don't know
what the answer is for that. I would go to
the doctor and they wouldn't say anything. I thought. I'm like,
did I inhale like my powder that I use for
my face? They're like no, Like I think it had
to do with anxiety. It was like every single time
I would get slightly excited or emotional or it would
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just happen and then I would have to leave. It
would make me physically leave and yeah, and then it
just it stopped completely when I graduated high school. Wow, completely,
I've never had a nose bleed on what since?
Speaker 4 (31:25):
I have nosebleeds a lot now, like fairly easily, Like
it'll be like the weather sometimes if I'm like on
sometimes if I'm on the toilet, I don't know what
it is like sitting down or something out starts to
get like a nose bleed.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
But like, fuck that kid who said if you want
your nose to stop bleeding, you should really stop picking
your nose. When did you ever see me pick my nose?
He was like a he, I'm like, why are you here?
Aren't you sick?
Speaker 4 (31:56):
My next one is I I used to love to
be barefoot all the time everywhere, Like I wanted to
be barefoot, running up and down the street, if I went.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
To the store, I wanted to be barefoot.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
If I was at work, I would, well, I guess
when I got old, i'd be barefoot too. There was
just something about being barefoot that I just like felt free.
I think I saw, like if what cartoon I watched
as a young kid, and I saw that they were barefoot,
and I was like, yeah, me too, And so I
like never put shoes on again until until like two
thousand and six or something, and I was like, I
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guess I should put shoes on.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Like I owned.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
Like I didn't even have a lot of shoes growing up.
I only had one pair of shoes every year. My
parents would find me one pair of trees and everything else.
I'd be like, I just want to be barefoot.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
So you're so quirky, so weird.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
I mean, I don't know what it was. I think
I just felt, you know what. I think. There was
a scene in Little.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Rascals where they're chasing like a duck with the pickle,
I think, or with a dollar.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I'll give you a dollar for a pickle, or I'll
give you a nickel for a pickle or.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Something, and I think that I saw it as a
young kid and I was like, oh, I want to
be like that.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
And I don't remember one.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Of them was like barefoot, but I was like, I'm
going to be barefoot. So I was always barefoot all
the time. And I loved having dirty feet, like I
just it was like a rite of passage for me
to have dirty feet.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Did you ever look at your socks when you were
at my parents' house? I didn't, actually, oh, or look
at your feet. No, that's where you can give anyway.
I had a reoccurring dream when I was twelve or
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thirteen that the lead singer of Green Day, Billy Joe Armstrong,
wanted to marry me. And when we were in a
full blown relationship, mature relationship.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
Wow, I just followed him the other day because he
is amazing and he's.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
By I didn't know that, but at the time he was.
I mean he's fifty two. Now. Wow. I loved guys
an eyeliner, you know, that was like the moment. No,
you know, it was so hot. It's still as hot.
But I was able to, at like twelve or thirteen,
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just like have this and It wasn't like he was
my main either. He was not my main Like, he
was not the main guy that I was like, you
know loving that was like Lance Bass at the time,
or Orlando Bloom. But I don't understand. I think maybe
I just had like a and that dream lasted for
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like a year or two where every single time I
would go to bed, I would have a dream of
us going on a date. And I was still twelve
or thirteen, And I look back at it and I'm like,
billy Billy jokes or what were you doing having relations
with the twelve or thirteen year old in the dream world?
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Yeah, I mean we all had like weird crushes. Just
my bestman since we were third grade. In the third grade,
she had a big crush on Jonathan Davis from porn
and she also was like that was her jam But.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
He was cool. It was really nice.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
I still follow him too. I still okay, he's super adorable.
My big last one, final hurrah is just as I
started with Selena, I end with Selena. I had a
Selena museum in my closet and I would like basically
anything Selena related, Like I would just draw like members,
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you know, like Selena's signature or whatever was one. It's
like the big ass and the little Ena Elena and
so like. I would just draw that on everything, where
I would put like a giant, and then I would
steal my family video camera and I would record and
make my own content basically about Selena and.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
He's like Selena was born in nineteen seventy one on it.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
I would kill, I would do anything. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
I should find them, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Actually actually not at all. I mean she used to
charge admission too.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I used to charge fake admission. I think, mister, I
believe you might be.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I believe you might be selling things in property out
of Sanina's name.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
Mister, you might be up for a for some money.
You might be used.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
I used to make my cousins like Selena membership cards
and then I would scan it with the stapler and
it's so cute.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Come over, I want one.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
I'll make you well. Were we weird?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
I stand by everything I've ever said. I don't remember anything, but.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
I think I think I was like fun either way.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I think I was my my like actual last one
was like I put anger management. I used to throw
my Molly doll in the closet to punish her.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
I used to be like, get in there and shut
the closet, and my parents would be like, Wow, how sad.
That's how you treat your your dolls. Wow, poor Mollie.
I'm gonna take Molly out of your closet. Don't take
her out of my godda? Like, what was I don't
and what about it? Welcome to the astrology portion of
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the podcast, which signs are really weird?
Speaker 2 (38:08):
It was you know what, like this is the season
of Earth signs?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Oh, I was gonna say, Aquarius.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I feel Yeah, why do you think that?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Because they march to the beat of their own drum
and it's not even a drum, and it's not even
a beat. It's like something that they they are. The
way they're coded and programmed is like it's such a mystery.
And it's also just like I feel like a lot
of them are really like happy, go lucky sometimes, but
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I think they're weird in the sense that like they
are still able to get everything they've ever wanted, going
against the grain.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yeah, I feel like most that's weird to me.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4 (38:58):
Most peop would agree that they're weird too. Look, I
think that like they're hard to understand, Like I think
that they're just kind of like I don't know what
they want. I don't know what they don't want. Do
they want me to hug them? Do they want freedom?
I can be emotional with them, but their avoidance, like
I feel like that could be a big thing. I
think everybody has like a weird like for me, I
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think fire signs are really weird in terms of like
how strong they are, but then how also like how many.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Like.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
How sensitive we are.
Speaker 4 (39:34):
How high the mountains are and how how high the
peaks are and how low the valleys are.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Like that's what I feel like with VI and.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
The words of my Sagittarius friend high is highs and lo.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Ho hoa is slow, I feel like that's a fighter
sign thing, and then.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Haye to want chickou.
Speaker 4 (39:57):
And then with Earth signs, I feel like they are
just to me it's always just going to be the
stubborn aspect that it's just fucking weird to me, Like
Earth signs like to me like they just do not know, like.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Like I'm biting my tongue.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
What do you think, Yeah, what do you think about
Earth signs?
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Like they just like, I'm trying from this point on
to not talk about certain Earth signs as much.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
Okay, talk about the other Earth signs, the other signs.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
The thing is about virgos is that I'm just kidding.
I can't. I can joking. Yeah, I think every single
sign honestly has their weird quirks, But when it comes
to Earth signs, I think it's all about perception, and
their perception is very unique in the way they operate
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sometimes where I'm like, that's interesting that you to that
conclusion with that context. Okay, well, and that concludes the
astrology portion of the Podcastam.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
We were weird kids and we're still weird kids? How
do you.
Speaker 1 (41:14):
Plead no judgment zone here? There's a lot of more
weird things that I feel like I've done as a
kid that I feel like go into that will never
be spoken again. Bank Yeah, but if you are currently
parenting raising a weird kid, please know that they need
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extra communication and maybe don't just leave it up to like, oh,
they're weird, Like I would investigate a little bit because
me throwing my Molly doll in like punishing her in
the closet.
Speaker 2 (41:50):
Hmm.
Speaker 1 (41:51):
A little concerning but instead it was cute.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Could I have used anger management classes at that time?
Absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 4 (42:02):
I feel like maybe now too, just kidding, Oh oh,
that was too easy, you don't It was just too
It was easy.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
To not say that.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
But like, I feel like, if you do have a
kid that you look at and you're like, oh, they're
little fun, I think look at it as it will
build character, It'll make them more fun, like it'll be
something that later on in life just sets them apart
from the rest. And I think, have fun with it,
keep checking in, have so much fun with them. At
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the end of the day, you made them, and the
apple does not fall far from the tree. Absolutely well, Maya,
where can people find you on social media?
Speaker 1 (42:45):
You can find me at Maya in the Moment, m
a Ya in the Moment, anywhere where you scroll what
about you you weirdo?
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
You can find me at the Curly v Show on
Instagram and TikTok, where I post lots of weird So
I think my instories are weird, but my content is
pretty normal.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I post like a lot of bugs.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Oh yeah, that was today's I was like, yeah, I guess. Yeah.
I resonated with that I am a Beatle. No. Yeah,
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