The Ten-Minute Storyteller
Want to hear some entertaining stories but don't have a lot of time? Here's your ticket to ride. The Ten-Minute Storyteller arrives packed with humor, pathos, humanity, and originality… in ten minutes or less. All stories written and narrated by Bill Simpson, an acclaimed novelist who has, after many years in the kitchen, perfected the short short story.
Episodes
This week we meet Constance. Constance Sillence. The fifth of nine children. She bore five children of her own, two surviving.
The short, unhappy life of Constance Sillence unnerves and disheartens even the hardest souls, but alas, her story is as common as passed gas.
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This week we meet Ace. Ace’s girlfriend decided it might be fun to vacation in Israel, enjoy some of the ancient sites mentioned in the Bible. So off they went.
Unfortunately, some bad timing along with some very bad luck turned their vacation into a nightmare of Biblical proportions.
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This week we meet Ralph. Ralph’s a good old country boy who epitomizes the old cliché: Never judge a book by its cover.
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This week we meet Zeb. A monument to virility. Manly to the core. Fifty years chasing the ladies. But, alas, not so much anymore.
He started young, made women his vocation. Unfortunately, it’s looking like he’ll need a fresh inspiration.
Times they are a-changin, machinery all worn out. Poor boy’s emasculated, of that there is no doubt.
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This week we meet the last super model. As a kid, because of her looks, she was used and abused, deceived and exploited. They used her to hawk perfume and blue jeans, underwear and dreams. But she was tough, resilient, ambitious. She channeled that abuse and exploitation to build her own company, to make millions, to beat them at their own game. But at what price?
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This week we meet Stu. Stu’s up in his hilltop mansion cradling his assault rifle. He’s waiting for the barbarians. While Stu waits he remembers. Grows nostalgic. Longs to revisit the glory days of his youth when, fresh out of college, he lived free as a bird for a couple years out on the open road.Stu hears them. Coming up through the woods. He sees them crossing the manicured lawn. Over the wall and up onto the patio.At least he ...
This week we meet Sam. A decent fellow without hard opinions, Sam thinks he might run for school board. Help out. Do his civic duty.He meets with some“concerned parents.” Listens to their concerns. Critical race theory. Sexed. Books that need burning.
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This week we meet Crumb and Fuse. Driving home from a boozy party in Crumb’s 911, they spot a raccoon crossing the road. Crumb swerves and goes out of his way to run over the coon. The act sets off a confrontation between the two men. They argue and taunt one another. Fire off wise cracks and insults. A philosophical melee. It's a beautiful triangle: Booze, men, and their egos.
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This week we meet Gary. Gary Edward Earl, better known as Gad. Gad N Earl. He’s been tasked with fixing the supply chain problems. He could do the job from his home office in the GardenState suburbs, but what fun would that be?Gas wants to hit the road.Get outta town. Everywhere he goes it’s hot hot hot. Broiling hot. And humid. Despite it being late October. But no big thang. AC’s hummin, baby. Pushing out it’s cool, dry hair. Lim...
This week we meet Big Al Stevens. For years, decades, Big Al spent enormous amounts of time and money shopping and consuming, buying no end of crapola he didn’t need and probably didn’t want. But consuming was an addiction. Al coveted a wide array of products and services large and small. It was a never-ending compulsion. A kind of enslavement.
Eventually Al became fed up with this vicious cycle. He broke his addiction, vowed to be...
This week we meet Lem. Lem Carson. Lem leaves work feeling good. Feeling fine. His presentation went well. He's looking forward to a mellow ride home followed by a pleasant evening with the family.
Unfortunately, a couple of external events intrude upon Lem’s peaceful, easy feeling. Soon his brain shifts into overdrive and all the old woes and grievances begin to churn.
Work. Wife. Kids. Parents. Money. Materialism. I...
This week we have a couple boys, men actually, dealing with some personal issues, when out of the blue they dang near slam their large vehicles into one another. Gonna be hell to pay if they don’t calm down and pull themselves together.These boy/men are on edge. Kids. Wives. Ex-wives. Work. Life for crying out loud. A volatile mix.
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Stud Macintyre loves the ladies. So when an exceptionally beautiful young lady shows up on a Harley for the Sunday morning canyon ride, Stud is all a-lather. He right away hits on the gorgeous girl on the Harley Sportster 883. She succumbs immediately to his masculine charms. They go to dinner.Then back to her place. She is Stud's fantasy come true.Only one minor hiccup...
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Winky is a young, dedicated high school English teacher. She’s also broke. Well, almost. Hanging on by a thread. A dollar ain’t what it used to be.
Fortunately, a girl has options.
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MUSIC BY THE SEA is a timeless tale of empowerment, of emancipation, of never giving up the ship.
Widowed, she has come alone to the sea from the flatlands of Illinois. She has come with hope and expectation.
But soon, like the story of her life, hope and expectation dissolve into quiet bitterness. She decides it might be best to simply wade into the waves and let the vast ocean carry her, and her precious cello, away.
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AFTER THE WEDDING is a tough tale too often told.
Too much booze at his bud’s wedding. Too much grass. Too many pills. And now this crazy chick who jumped in his car when the cops whirled in and chased everyone off.
She’s blitzed. Practically comatose. Must’ve consumed too much of something. Entirely incoherent.
It’s not just the illegal drugs; it’s the prescription meds here in these United States of Drug & Alcohol Abuse.
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THE PASS CATCHER is a cautionary tale for all of us who love the game.
A knee injury sidelined the pass catcher before the start of his third NFL season. But the damage had already been done. Four years of high school ball. Four years of college ball. Two years of pro ball.
Ten years of whacks to the head. Too many concussions to count. This is the once legendary pass catcher’s life today.
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COLLEGE BOY could easily be subtitled Life on Easy Street or Made in the Shade.
Ed’s young, spoiled, apathetic, takes a whole lot for granted. He doesn’t like to push himself, physically or mentally. He just wants to… slide and glide.
Ed’s a Zoomer.
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Like many of the stories in this series, THE WINDOW WASHER AND HIS PUP rolls right out of real life. Real events.
Many of us take our great good fortune for granted. A roof over our heads, three squares a day, good health, families that love us. But for many, life’s not so sweet. Take John Adams for instance. Not a whole lot of joy or good luck in his life.
But hey, maybe his luck is about to change.
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THE HAIRCUT, a simple tale on the surface, in fact teems with tension, highly charged emotions, and fear of the unknown.
THE HAIRCUT is a timeless tale of fathers and sons, domestic strife, loss of innocence, and the long haul to manhood.
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