August 12, 2021 • 42 mins
John, Tyler, and Mike are joined by Twitter’s @TylerIAm to discuss Dennis Schroder’s epic bag fumbling in which he ended up on the Celtics for $6 million (7:00) and Jason Whitlock’s wild tweet about Brittany Renner, PJ Washington’s ex-wife (15:00). Then John reveals the key to baths (20:00) and the guys debate the color of lemon lime Gatorade (27:30).
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and Jones on the podcast Network. It's Thursday, August twelve,
and UH, to be completely honest with you, we don't
have a lot of good ship to talk about. We're
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thro Jenkins a k A. John what's up? Bub's Dragonfly
Jones aka Tyler. Everybody, I'm a good and we're joined
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by our very special guest, Grandma's back in town. Uh
Tyler a k A. Tyler I am our our best
buddy on the internet. What's up man? Thanks for coming
on the showy guys. What the hell is that? No?
Thank you, guys, always always thankful, always good to kick
it with y'all. To sometimes was like, I ain't got
to talk about but sometimes those are the best ones.
(02:44):
That's kind of like John asked me this morning. He
was like, so, what are we talking about today? And
I was like, Tyler's huh man, well, I got two things.
We might only get the one like, that's so before
before we get go and tell everyone you are doing
them million different things right now. Tell people you know
where they can find you and what you're kind of
promoting right now. The hub is just Twitter dot com
(03:08):
flash Tyler. I am with the Patreon going slash Tyler.
I am with the boy on Twitch. Trilli Whiskers do
want some work with the tire players. Not here to
argue under dog Sports. I'm I'm selling everything but my buddy,
um and the and the night is young. Yeah, this
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for you. This is gonna get shock bro the internet.
I'll be telling whatever you back scratches uh to Nell
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like I got you everything out of him. Uh he
(03:57):
was on a plane. The where's you traveling to? I
saw you? He was playing golf. My yeah. I went
out to other retire players. They had a like a
golf convention out in Vegas because they figured out was
like listen to retired to his love, like golf is
literally that's their new addiction, right. I mean I know
you see it. You'd be out there on the links
every day, but like they are addicted to this ship.
(04:19):
I had no idea. So that was my first time
on a golf course ever doing anything and relating to golf.
And did you play? You played your first time out there?
Heavens no, I didn't pick up. I drunk beers and
I walked around and tried to get people to talk
ship to each other, and I think I did my part.
(04:40):
I saw you and Top Golf through the swing. Ain't
the thing is the like the you know they got
like the top golf instructor or like whatever, and he
was watching and he was like do that again, which
is never a good sign, Like when somebody just walks
up to you and just says, do that again. Because
I was every every time I hit it would go
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to the right. So I turned the club ninety degrees
to the left and it was going straight. And he
was like, I've never seen that in my life. He
was like, there's something there, but that's that's something. He
just walked away. Didn't help. He didn't like there was
no tweak, there was no no just loosing your grip.
(05:22):
He was like, huh, I have I have a I
have a golf story for you. I also don't play golf,
but but the only time John comes to Long Beaches
if he's playing golf. So uh, he order to see
my kids baseball, so he so he came down to
its actually an Orange County just south in Long Beach.
(05:43):
It's a very nice country club, and he was meeting
a friend of ours named tree Um, who's also black
and who's a lawyer and who played she played basketball Daggers.
She's she's the homie Um. So they were like, come
come hang out at the golf course. And I was like,
I'm it, bro, I'm not gonna just like drive the
cart around whatever. He's like, okay, we'll come over for lunch.
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So I met him at the country club for lunch
and they were both drunk as fun. And this was
like the day that they were counting up all the
ballots for Donald Trump losing. So we had a fucking blast. Bro.
He was drunk as fucking that lunch dog. Hella leaning
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my boy, and I was just like, oh, we got Indiana.
You know, like celebrating Maga going down while playing golf,
It's like that is over. Yeah. Yeah, I don't imagine
too many people celebrated the downfall of Trump on the
fucking you know. I'd say, you'll probably a loan on
the courses out there. That was I saw a sign
on the courses and maybe this is customer was like
(06:48):
marijuana uses not prohibited here. And I was like, I
feel like that's a sign I see at the the
basketball courts, you know what I mean, not the not
necessarily the links they signed to say it's not prohibited.
That's that is encouraging you to light up. And you
see a something like that, right, that's saying that put
them joints out, man, get it in. Where were you at,
(07:08):
uh Cascata in Vegas? Okay? Okay, oh yeah, yeah, Vegas.
Vegas don't give a funk about smoking. Like I went
out Yeah, I went out there a couple of summers ago,
my wife and and you know, they got dispensaries and
ship weeds legal in Vegas. And so I was talking
to the to the do work in the floor. They say,
I was like, so smoking is legal in here? Right?
He's like yeah, And I was like, and weeds legal
(07:28):
in Vegas. It's like yeah. I was like, so I
can smoke weed in here. He's like, well yeah, but
it's frown The funny was like, Okay, that's all. That's
all I need to hear. Thank you. Like science telling
(07:49):
me I'm allowed to do things. I feel like that
kind of makes me a little bit nervous though, you
know what I mean, Like, if it's not prohibited, then
why is there a sign about They probably got sick
of motherfucker's keep asking them, like, bro, can I it high?
Goddamn sign up? The sign set was like, hey, marijuana
is allowed here. We encourage you to smoke up. I'd
be like, hey, what's the catch, man, Like, what's the
(08:12):
I don't trust it? So I think you're onto something
not prohibited though, you know, what I'm saying, I don't know.
I feel like that's exciting to me. You know, prohibited
is prohibitive, you know what I mean? But they said
not prohibited prohibited. You know what I'm saying, which cancels
out the prohibited factor of prohibited. You feel me and
(08:34):
my mother? This out like some nineteen eighties wrap if
you fhibited favorite sport? Yeah, oh ship, Okay, I have
one sports thing I wanted to ask you guys about,
which is uh Dennis Shrewder cost himself eighty million dollars.
(09:00):
If I can't and I cannot enjoy it, it makes
me so sad and like, I don't know, Am I broken?
Am I too old to enjoy laughing at kids sucking
their money? Here this nigga Tyler. You know what I'm saying,
Oh godness, it's depressing, bro, Like you know, I mean,
(09:22):
he's gonna be all right. He's made like seventy million career.
It's six million years nothing to you know, scoff at,
But goddamn boy, like you could have had eighty five
million in Los Angeles with Lebron and a d chasing
the title. Now you in Boston, bro and the fucking
big babies group chat like dog didn't have to be
this way. That's the only thing I think when I
(09:44):
see that ship is it didn't have to be this way.
He got two offers. One that was like there was
there was one before the eighty four million, which was like,
I think four years. The other one was a little more,
but it's only for two years. He got two different offers. Yeah,
so I mean like nigga, Yes, he made seven million
in how many years, you know what I mean, which
is great. He was about to make eighty you know
(10:05):
what I'm saying, more than he's made his entire career
in four and now that nigger got shipped off for
the low Ski got. He earned his keep. That's the
worst part. Man. He on a one year deal in
Boston is the black German. Guya gotta earn his fucking key, like,
you know what I'm saying, gotta he gotta be Mr
town Waivers hand like he gotta be all that to
(10:27):
get that that seventy five whatever he passed up on.
It's a tough scene. Man. He's gotta do at least
one night guarding Lucky the lepre con. Yeah, you gotta
fight for Lucky, bro, you gotta physically fits fighter, motherfucker.
But then she respecting lucky like got this ship too though,
because old the depot turned down. I think it was
like four for eighty from Indiana. Then US offered I
(10:50):
think like two for fifty. He turned that down, and
then he got hurt again. I'm gonna say I feel
now I do feel worse for a bit because he
just can't stay healthy. Strow to him. He bet on
himself and sometimes you lose, but vic just kept getting hurt.
That that sucks. I mean, what is the number that
you have to turn? Like eighty four million is enough
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for me not to bet on me? You feel me
like like eighty four I'm not going to really bet
on I'm right, I'm bet on nigger. I'll take this
eighty four when my last name is Shoulder, you know
what I mean, my last name James, I'm betting on me.
I'm not betting on me past eighty four my last night, Shoulder.
If it just becomes like what are you betting on yourself?
(11:35):
Four a hundred million dollars instead of eighty four, Like
eighty four million dollars sounds like you bet on yourself
and succeeded and one. That's your goal. The reason you're
betting on things is to try and win eighty four million.
Remember the Tobias Harrishitt when he when he was a Clipper,
they offered him for for eighty. He turned it down
(11:57):
and next year he got five for one eighty like
he got an extra. So that's the ultimate. Okay, if
he did it, I can do it. But like you said,
eighty five and l A just be a just playoff
Brin and eighty. Man, you that's tough. I don't mean
to sounds like a pell grant baby, but what could
(12:17):
I do with a hundred eighty million dollars that that
I couldn't do with eighty million dollars? I mean, but
that's what I'm saying. I don't know. Show you know
what I'm saying. I don't know. Nigga more peanut butter
and jelly sad, which is motherfucker. Make this back next
(12:39):
summer though, because it's a one year If he just
what level of ball and would he have to do
for somebody twelve months from now to be like okay,
now we feel good with you. See That's what I
don't That's what sucks. I mean, he threw up on
the biggest stage. He threw up in the fucking playoffs,
playing with fucking brin n What do you have to
do to cancel out that taste in people's mouth? That's
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what you got and that and that's gonna be difficult
and fucking with the Celtics when you might, you know,
play one playoff series. You know what I'm saying, and
and and and toil people gonna watch that bitch, you
know what I'm saying. Outside of Boston, I don't know, Man,
he might have if you wanted to jack easy nothing,
(13:20):
but but it is. It is a good point though
that it's like he he went from you know, maybe
so maybe eighty four million dollars ends up being overvalued,
but not not really. I mean it's not like he's
not a good player. He just got exposed in the playoffs,
has that. But you know what I'm saying, Like he's
the undervalued at the moment for sure, Like Denis Yeah
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a hundred, Like Dennis Shrewders get eighty million dollars in
the NBA. It's not a still it's robbery, like armed robbery, Nigga.
This ain't a missing meter. These niggas need to do
bedtime for getting this nickel for six meals, you know
what I mean, called I will call the police and
nick off me six. He had to take that because
that's all yeah nigger, you know I would saying I'm
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gonna tell you where he overshot his hand. Act like
there is a big payday for the third option on
that Lakers team and he knew that he thought he
would be the hundred million dollar guy. Well you see
they bought in another and third option got with there
paying forty million a year two now with Russ. So
truth be told, you should have took the money and
ran because they probably would have traded your ass anyway.
At least you would have had eighty five million DC
and not six million Boston right now, you know what
I mean? So yeah, Shorter really though he could be
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the hundred million dollar guy on the team with a
D and brown and that is that's they did. Extremely
hide yourself, man, I don't want to, but like, when
when does when does the realism said? It is what
I'm wondering. I feel like if you got that kind
of like confidence in yourself, it don't like I feel
like if you talk to the Destroder right now. He's like, man, listen,
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I'm about to get two hundred next something like. You
know what I'm saying, Like everybody knows that. One guy's like,
look man, that ten years in prison. That was nothing. Man,
that just made me I learned everything I need to know.
Now you got to play the game. Now, Shroeder come
out on the other They was just to me, you
know it's politics. We saw him skateboarding on his live
You know what I'm saying, with no contract, that nigga's
(15:06):
confidence is definitely you know what I'm saying. He thinks
he's getting a hundred fifty two million show. You know
what I mean. You can't tell him nothing. But I
talked to him. He said he just wanted to see
how I talked to him, like interviewed him, like when
he was like getting his feet and he just wanted
to see how like you funked it up. No, No,
I asked the nigga. I asked, my safe, bro, are
we're gonna see you on the Lakers? You know what
(15:26):
I'm saying. He was like he was like he's like
he didn't want to leave it, like she just he
wanted to see how much he could get. He wanted.
He just wanted. He never he said he never had.
Like he said, do it better yourself? I said I
did it. Don't put me hey, bro, because I've been
watching this ship like this nigga hurt my pockets. Nigga.
I ain't lost the dime because of this nigga, but
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I feel bad watching it, So don't put me anywhere
here that but yo, he I supported him, Betty. Any
four million dollars is an insult. Dennis, Bro, nigga, you
know who you are, you yourself both. No, man, Dennises
don't win when it comes to betting on yourself. I
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think how many Dinnises have one? You know what I mean?
That's not a strong Gambly name, Like you gotta be
like a Gavin or something right to be like a
master day. Yeah, just then I didn't just be catching
ailes out here in the universe. You feel me, you know,
Andrama Dennises catch ales and planets. The best tweet ever
(16:29):
is like the dude in North Dakota he walked in
like the ball after like thirty years in the same ball,
and it was like, get the hell out of here. Donners.
Just Nigga's name, Dennis got it bad. His name have
been marked, they would have forgotten. I said, no, no, no, no,
not a Dennis, not on mind watch Dennis. One of
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so we have not been really we have not talked
about the PJ. Washington Brittany Renners ship on here because
I don't find it funny when people pray on kids,
and but I do find it funny to laugh at
(20:30):
Jason Whitlock. And so speaking of a reality setting in
here's the I'm not giving all the background on everything
because you either know about the story you don't. But
Jason Whitlock tweeted PJ. Washington is caught in the real
trap house. But for the grace of God, there go I.
Four years ago, I used to spend thirty minutes a
(20:51):
day looking at Brittaney's I g listen. There's so many
funny things in the tweet. With the funniest part is
Jason Whitlock making he had a fucking chance of Brittany
Renter there before the grace of God going where nigh?
I think might be my favorite part of minutes today,
thirty minutes a day? Did he time? Do you think
(21:14):
that really it's he said thirty How do you think
they're really three hours? At least at least at least
hour and a half min I think I think three hours?
That Come on, man, this is Jason Whitlock. He ain't
got no friends. He on TV and looking at her Instagram?
That's why do you think it was? It? Was it
three segments? Was it like a morning and afternoon and
(21:37):
a night or was it like ten pm to one am?
It's fucking Brittany Renter around. He put it in his
Google calendar, bro, he had it blocked out. Don't call me,
don't send no meat, nigga. Three hours with Brittany every
fucking day getting me this. Nick was double handing this ship.
You know what I'm saying, speedbag in his balls, nigga.
(21:59):
Come on, you already know what Tim would. Does she
reply to that tweet in any way? I hope that
she did. Let me let me go there. If there's
any measure you want to take to get public opinion
back on your side. Light Wig Block asks up, like
that's what great public opinion? She was just like like
that's just just a big that's it. But right, ship, damn,
(22:29):
I'll make a boy I also love. I mean, we
know he's got fucking main character syndrome for sure, but
like the idea that he doesn't understand. He thinks that
the people watching Brittany Renners I g. Are like the
suitors and not the customer, you know what I mean.
Like you're just at the basketball game. They weren't gonna
put you on the TV bro right right right like,
(22:52):
but like bron is not pointing around in the Staples
Center like you're the new point guard hit the corn
of three and Grand. That's a funny. Um, Tyler, you
watched the first episode of the of the Netflix doc
(23:14):
on the Mallage of the Palace. Uh, none of the
rest of us have seen it yet, So what are
we what are we missing? What's what's uh? What's it
looking like? It's the real Malasi. It's really fucking good,
really really really good. Um. You know I think that
we probably all of a sudden, Hey, you know we
know everything there is to know about this story. I
had that same assumption too, And that first episode is
(23:35):
just some incredible behind the scenes work where they're talking
to you know, Reggie Miller and talking to Um, you know, Stack,
to talking to our test, you know, about how they
came on board, and Jermaine O'Neil too, And the star
of this fucking documentar, at least for this first episode,
was Reggie Miller. I cannot believe how much I enjoyed
(23:56):
Reggie Miller commentary because you know, during this time, you know,
two thousand, you know, Reggie was the O G and
the fucking twilight of his career, and you bring on
all these young law boys, you know, our Tests and
and Stack and and and and O'Neill, and you know,
they're like twenty five and Reggie's like eight, you know
what I mean. So he had the O G wisdom
of seeing ship that was happening. He knew there was
a storm that that was bubbling with this team. I
(24:16):
don't think he knew it was going to get this bad,
But like you know, he tells some great behind the
scene O G old head Um perspective here. So I
feel really fucking dirty praise and regiment like this. But
it's a very good fucking watch. Just how many episodes?
How many parts is it? I have no fucking idea.
I don't know if anyone knows bro it just the
next episode comes out next week. So did they talk
about how good the fucking patients were that year and
(24:40):
how they were supposed to win up chip that Reggie?
Reggie was a year. Reggie said himself, you know we
took we took the idea bulls to seven. He said,
I never thought that we had a chance, but in
oh four, I thought we had a chance to win,
Like saying, Reggie dropping jams in that motherfucker. Yeah, I'm
gonna tap in. Yeah, I got yeah, I gotta check
(25:00):
it too. Um, John, you had a question you wanted
to ask about baths. It's my moment, guys. No, you
know I love a nice bath. Talk. No, I've been
anti bath for like my entire life. I'd take a
bath in like a decade until last night. All over.
(25:21):
You know I've been showery. I don't take bath, said yeah, yeah, no, No,
we showered in the summer maybe twice a day. You
know what I'm saying. At least once. For sure, it's
kill you know what I'm saying. But like I've been
anti bath. I thought it was really weird to butcher
(25:42):
butt where like people put their feet the curtain kind
of fucked me up in baths and ship like that,
you know what I mean. You were just like you
were like a cat, like cotting the blankets. It was
just like you looked at the curtains like you know,
like the kind of they're kind of nasty. You know,
I don't really if you change it like every two months,
it's still like the curtain got on, you know, SuDS
(26:05):
on it and ship dried it. It sucks me up,
you feel me. But like I cracked the code, nigger,
you know what I mean? I feel like the key
to a good bath is that it has to just
be a bath, you know what I mean, Like no
shower points to be separate from the shower. He was
so fucking high when he took a bath last night,
(26:25):
so fucking high dog, there was no there was no curtain.
I think I think it would be a bath of
week as kere on now, bro, So you cracking the
code was taking the shower curtain. Now when you take
a bath, no no, no, no, there's a separate bath.
There's a separate bath, and then taking the bath, not
(26:49):
even take it all to my motherfucking bathroom. Like the
bath is separate from the shower, like all in one.
It's not all in one. So like there's no feet
on the ground, like the gold ship. Gota you gotta
have gold TV growing up to me. You gotta have
some golds. No, we ain't there yet, but it is separate,
(27:10):
and I feel that was the key, Like the fucking
curtains what sucked me up and the feet on the ground.
Once it's just a bath by itself, that ship. That's
the only thing is you. It's only ever as they're
not feet that you dogbody gets me, you know how,
Like you know, niggers bring that dirty ass feat motherfucker's
be bringing wearing their shoes into the bathroom, walking all
(27:34):
over your fucking you know what I'm saying, rubs and ship,
so that all that was in my head. But when
it's just booties on baths, it makes a totally it's
a different difference, you know what I'm saying. Plus a
lot of weed, a lot of blue dreams, a lot
of blue dreams feel interesting you know, so go ahead.
I was gonna say, I take a bath about once
(27:55):
a year. You know, my wife does that ship about
like twice a month. She does all that exfoliating, so
king in the bath, bomb shipping all that, and she
convinced me to take them every now and then. So,
I mean, it's not something where I'm clamoring for my
next one, but you know, it's an enjoyable experience. I
was like, I am sucking a made that bath bombs.
How the fun you make soap sizzle and gro and
disappear like that, that's sorcery. I can't wait till my
(28:18):
next band. I'm so excited about next Tuesday. I'm scheduling
my bats right around outside of something to get there.
I was scouling my baths out like old boy looking
at Britney's motherfucking what hour you do? Not text? You
know what I mean? The traphouse right, putting that fucking
on my gloul calendar, bad time ditch. I can't wait. Yeah, man.
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The Rock was like, yeah, I take mad baths. So
people were like, what that's weird, and the Rock was like,
it's really not. I worked out like nine times, like
it's really not white people. You know, neround, I'm someone
quote treated him and said, this isn't weirder than not bathing,
And he was like, I bathe when I get up
(29:07):
after I work out and at the end of the
day where I'm being a fucking action star all day,
like twelve hour days. You know what I'm saying, being
shirtless and sweaty nigga, Like, bro, a bath of of
that and makes a whole lot of sense. I don't
get it every bath he takes. Like, if you don't
take a bath in that situation, you a wild motherfucker.
(29:27):
Like leaving the crib musty you wild. If if you're
going to work after working out without showering, you wild.
If you're coming home and going to bed after doing
Action starship, you wild this thing. So in all those
junctions you put up with a twelve hour day of
work after two workouts and having showered any like, then
people are just like, what's the problems on the bed?
(29:50):
Like Bro, Like just Nick, if you don't get the
funk out of here with that ship, Craig and you
have you've seen the rocks workouts. Have you seen this nigga?
This nigga is on Roy's he is really working out. Nigga.
I think I got chains on his neck doing this. Nigga,
(30:11):
he's got some ancient ass right workout. He's squatting with rocks,
boulders above his head and ship like this. Nigga different bro, Like,
please shower after that. Thank you, nigga. Weirdos bro. I
just I love it because like Twitter is, uh, like
I was just talking about this with our kids because
we had a water balloon fight. You know the moment
(30:33):
in the water balloon fight when you realize like, oh,
it's just water, you know, and like you override your
fight or flight instincts and you're like, oh, I could
just be like the Hulk right now, Like it's just water.
That's That's the rock on Twitter. Like all Twitter is
is like it's water, but it's people being like, oh
that's weird. Like I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna get
people calling you weird or or whatever. And the rock
(30:55):
is just like I'm literally the fucking rock. Somebody like
you quote tweeted me and said, isn't this a weird?
Like I'm the rock. Like there's nothing I could have
said to where people would have agreed with you instead
of me, And you know what I mean, there's not
a single thing that you could have said, because I'm
(31:17):
the rock like that, even if I'm wrong, look at me, right,
I win with I fucking lose nigga. Okay, like I'm
the rock nigga. Also, he produces like hell of Ship,
so like he puts himself and he controls so much it.
Have y'all peeped that he that yes, his own production company.
(31:42):
That's how he's in every fucking movie. How much time producer?
How much time are you spending on the rocks? I
g per day, I'm gonna have at least thirty minutes
workout all squats and shade grace of God on one page.
(32:09):
Many times you're looking at the same and what if
she didn't post that day, You're still looking at what
he's saying. Nasty work, dastardly man, a ruffianoundrel. Indeed courtesy
(32:35):
of our mutual friend Chris Long. I have a very
stupid argument that I have actually had in real life
and been on the losing end of. So I'm curious
about this. Everyone picture lemon lime, gatorade, mhm. On the
I'm gonna say one to three and then point to
the camera. And when I point to the camera, say
the color that you think lemon lime gatorade is one
(32:58):
two three green? Yellow? It's mountain dew color whatever the
color that is, like neon green what I was gonna say,
But I say green. I thought it was yellow. Nick,
I just I call it yellow gatorade. It's why? Why?
Why is this? Why is this an argument? Because it's
I mean, I'm sorry, Mike, I can't believe it's green.
(33:25):
Looking at it, I see yellow, right, it's green? And
Chris Long said so, and apparently everyone disagrees with him.
I have also called it green, and Shar has been
shark screenshot me saying that and send it to our
group chat with our friends. So everyone, what did Sar
(33:47):
say it was? She says it's yellow because when it's
Sar ever been wrong. That's what sucked me up. That's
that's not yellow. Oh it's yellow, bubble, It's not it's
yellow bums. You're in his yellow. If that's coming out
of your body, you need help. Yellow. As a family,
(34:09):
these colors are the colors are Yeah, they're part of
a spect Well, that's literally true. I don't think it's
that helpful because blue is also on this color spectrum.
I'm saying, though there's different yellows, there's different blues, there's
different shades of these basic colors. That is a shade
(34:30):
of yellow, my friend. It's a greenish yellow. But that's
the color that every fucking drink goes when they're trying
to sell you some citrusy ship, a citrus combination. They
go with that color. Turn on Marko after that ooze.
That's that's not the color green. That's yellow, Like it's green.
(34:51):
That's yellow like a motherfucker the picture of yellow, but
it's green in real life. If you saw a tree
with those color leaves, you would think it's fall and
not springing something right, A little yellow, Yeah, so I
think that leans more towards the yellow, siyes Tyler. This
is like gack. It's like, that's that's more of a green.
(35:12):
But that's not the color representation of what the color
looks like. But it's not the correct bro the color
of the fucking liquid. You're saying, Gatorad doesn't know what
color Gatorad. I'm saying, I don't give a funk with
Gatorade says when I'm looking at the fucking color and
it says yellow to my fucking eyes. Nigga fun gatorade thought,
(35:34):
I don't care about your frowns. Okayigg ship, that ship yellow.
If Sean said this yellow is yellow too, that's a
fact I don't have a I have no answer to that, right, yeah,
better not better not ask gallons that should look like
(35:59):
anti freeze. Bro does not look healthy to consume fucking
that gatorade up Brook this ship. Man, would you drink
this ship? If somebody just put just a glass of
that ended a glass of that, I would make you
trying to poison. If I see you, I would slap
(36:19):
it out. I would slap it out of their heads.
That's how dr cord acid man like. I've watched movies before.
We've seen that ship. But Loki, that gatorade zero, the
yellow joint is my favor. That in the orange. That's
my favorite joints. I'll be sucking them ships up. That
motherfucking gatorade, ice, the glacier, whatever the fun the white ship. Oh,
(36:41):
stop playing, nig that's canny. That's canny. Rip tie rush
the great the grape, get it done. It don't take
nothing like grapes. But you said a rip tie to rush.
Is that a name of a gatorade? It's gotta be.
I mean, I don't think I just made that certain
(37:03):
Let's come on up it is. If any likes that,
they can't call it grape, they can't grape gating. And
it's purple game, but that's purple like a motherfucker. It
might be blue though, Now that's problem. That's problems because
it's this dress. No, but for real, man, like, I
(37:28):
don't know, like we're going to rip tide rush. That's
a little further in the names. You should probably go
for drinks, you know what I mean. They've jumped the
shark of beverages, you know what I'm saying. Look, look, look, bro,
Gatorade is shameless like they You've seen the gamer fuel
they make just a motherfuckering school video days gamer the
(37:49):
ship we make for Aaron Donald's not enough for Ninja
because insane. Have you ever had the gatorade that like
the trainers for football teams mix up? Though with the
powder it is different. They change the ratio on it.
They put more powder in it that you get in
(38:10):
the bottle of right, correct, Yeah, as a kid, like
you know what I'm saying, like my mom would have
to mix, but I never had it as an adult,
especially not from a fucking trainer making. I would not
trust that ship. Oh there you go. But it's especially
with the amino ass and everything. What's wrong with amino acids?
(38:32):
Why they got an amino as? This ass on with
my little protein shape drinking of light bro, a synthetic
man made foundation of life, and you think I'm the
weird one. I drink this every day, the building block humanity.
(38:58):
We consume this every morning, free arranged fetuses. You just
you know what I'm saying. What have you got to
do for the games, my nigga, I ain't no wrong
with no mother the way you the way you just
described it is. Yeah, just make you think we don't
(39:18):
exist without amino acids. Bro. And you're drinking that ship,
drinking the funk out of them, you feel every day
fucking super villain man, You're whole soult nigga. I'm trying
to get like small as. I haven't had my mino.
Don't talk to me. I haven't coffee straight caffeine. That ship.
(39:46):
Niggas are addicted to that ship water nigging water too
good brush. I mean, come on, I know, no, we ain't.
I'm I'm full, you know, pearl water over here. You
know I don't need to sprinkle someone's broken hopes and
dreams and this ship is good by it? Bro, Hey
them them hopes and dreams, be delicious as a motherfucker,
and are grateful fuel during your workout. Okay, I ain't
(40:09):
mad it more? Please? Ship? Does anyone else have any
other stupid topics they want to talk about? That's already
We've already recorded a whole podcast. This was a very
Jickenson not like these podcasts. Yeah, this is our ship,
(40:31):
you know what I mean? Yeah, this is you know
what I'm saying. This is very two thousand and seventeen
out here, two thousand and eighteen. You know, we're one
planned topic and a bunch of weird ship, you know
what I mean. Good job guys yelling about colors. I
think that's how we all haven't sold out completely. We
haven't sold out completely yet. Good for us, So that's
(40:52):
how we all saw ourselves. Yes, graduation day from Lontwa
State University said I hope one day this was the goal, bro,
this was the goal. That's actually yeah, that is actually true, though.
I was at the one difference between this and the
classic Jenkis and Jones episode, and I didn't want to
say anything about it until we got to the very
(41:13):
end of the episode. We did not have any technical
issues today. Clap it up. Now, I'll come in and
say we'll be back on fucking Monday. You know that
is unintendable, Mike. We didn't do a tendable, untenable. Um
(41:38):
if we don't have to do it next week, all right?
That was Jenkis and Jones. Thank you so much, Tyler
for hopping on with us. Always appreciate you always, man,
You're the best bro. We appreciate you, and that we'll
be back on Monday. So look out for that ship.
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by our very special guest, Grandma's back in town. Uh
Tyler a k A. Tyler I am our our best
buddy on the internet. What's up man? Thanks for coming
on the showy guys. What the hell is that? No?
Thank you, guys, always always thankful, always good to kick
it with y'all. To sometimes was like, I ain't got
to talk about but sometimes those are the best ones.
(02:44):
That's kind of like John asked me this morning. He
was like, so, what are we talking about today? And
I was like, Tyler's huh man, well, I got two things.
We might only get the one like, that's so before
before we get go and tell everyone you are doing
them million different things right now. Tell people you know
where they can find you and what you're kind of
promoting right now. The hub is just Twitter dot com
(03:08):
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I am with the boy on Twitch. Trilli Whiskers do
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um and the and the night is young. Yeah, this
(03:30):
episode is gonna be us setting up an only fans
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I'll be telling whatever you back scratches uh to Nell
Clipper like I need to get on that that shot plan.
You can read our Hello Fresh and FanDuel ads today
like I got you everything out of him. Uh he
(03:57):
was on a plane. The where's you traveling to? I
saw you? He was playing golf. My yeah. I went
out to other retire players. They had a like a
golf convention out in Vegas because they figured out was
like listen to retired to his love, like golf is
literally that's their new addiction, right. I mean I know
you see it. You'd be out there on the links
every day, but like they are addicted to this ship.
(04:19):
I had no idea. So that was my first time
on a golf course ever doing anything and relating to golf.
And did you play? You played your first time out there?
Heavens no, I didn't pick up. I drunk beers and
I walked around and tried to get people to talk
ship to each other, and I think I did my part.
(04:40):
I saw you and Top Golf through the swing. Ain't
the thing is the like the you know they got
like the top golf instructor or like whatever, and he
was watching and he was like do that again, which
is never a good sign, Like when somebody just walks
up to you and just says, do that again. Because
I was every every time I hit it would go
(05:01):
to the right. So I turned the club ninety degrees
to the left and it was going straight. And he
was like, I've never seen that in my life. He
was like, there's something there, but that's that's something. He
just walked away. Didn't help. He didn't like there was
no tweak, there was no no just loosing your grip.
(05:22):
He was like, huh, I have I have a I
have a golf story for you. I also don't play golf,
but but the only time John comes to Long Beaches
if he's playing golf. So uh, he order to see
my kids baseball, so he so he came down to
its actually an Orange County just south in Long Beach.
(05:43):
It's a very nice country club, and he was meeting
a friend of ours named tree Um, who's also black
and who's a lawyer and who played she played basketball Daggers.
She's she's the homie Um. So they were like, come
come hang out at the golf course. And I was like,
I'm it, bro, I'm not gonna just like drive the
cart around whatever. He's like, okay, we'll come over for lunch.
(06:05):
So I met him at the country club for lunch
and they were both drunk as fun. And this was
like the day that they were counting up all the
ballots for Donald Trump losing. So we had a fucking blast. Bro.
He was drunk as fucking that lunch dog. Hella leaning
(06:25):
my boy, and I was just like, oh, we got Indiana.
You know, like celebrating Maga going down while playing golf,
It's like that is over. Yeah. Yeah, I don't imagine
too many people celebrated the downfall of Trump on the
fucking you know. I'd say, you'll probably a loan on
the courses out there. That was I saw a sign
on the courses and maybe this is customer was like
(06:48):
marijuana uses not prohibited here. And I was like, I
feel like that's a sign I see at the the
basketball courts, you know what I mean, not the not
necessarily the links they signed to say it's not prohibited.
That's that is encouraging you to light up. And you
see a something like that, right, that's saying that put
them joints out, man, get it in. Where were you at,
(07:08):
uh Cascata in Vegas? Okay? Okay, oh yeah, yeah, Vegas.
Vegas don't give a funk about smoking. Like I went
out Yeah, I went out there a couple of summers ago,
my wife and and you know, they got dispensaries and
ship weeds legal in Vegas. And so I was talking
to the to the do work in the floor. They say,
I was like, so smoking is legal in here? Right?
He's like yeah, And I was like, and weeds legal
(07:28):
in Vegas. It's like yeah. I was like, so I
can smoke weed in here. He's like, well yeah, but
it's frown The funny was like, Okay, that's all. That's
all I need to hear. Thank you. Like science telling
(07:49):
me I'm allowed to do things. I feel like that
kind of makes me a little bit nervous though, you
know what I mean, Like, if it's not prohibited, then
why is there a sign about They probably got sick
of motherfucker's keep asking them, like, bro, can I it high?
Goddamn sign up? The sign set was like, hey, marijuana
is allowed here. We encourage you to smoke up. I'd
be like, hey, what's the catch, man, Like, what's the
(08:12):
I don't trust it? So I think you're onto something
not prohibited though, you know, what I'm saying, I don't know.
I feel like that's exciting to me. You know, prohibited
is prohibitive, you know what I mean? But they said
not prohibited prohibited. You know what I'm saying, which cancels
out the prohibited factor of prohibited. You feel me and
(08:34):
my mother? This out like some nineteen eighties wrap if
you fhibited favorite sport? Yeah, oh ship, Okay, I have
one sports thing I wanted to ask you guys about,
which is uh Dennis Shrewder cost himself eighty million dollars.
(09:00):
If I can't and I cannot enjoy it, it makes
me so sad and like, I don't know, Am I broken?
Am I too old to enjoy laughing at kids sucking
their money? Here this nigga Tyler. You know what I'm saying,
Oh godness, it's depressing, bro, Like you know, I mean,
(09:22):
he's gonna be all right. He's made like seventy million career.
It's six million years nothing to you know, scoff at,
But goddamn boy, like you could have had eighty five
million in Los Angeles with Lebron and a d chasing
the title. Now you in Boston, bro and the fucking
big babies group chat like dog didn't have to be
this way. That's the only thing I think when I
(09:44):
see that ship is it didn't have to be this way.
He got two offers. One that was like there was
there was one before the eighty four million, which was like,
I think four years. The other one was a little more,
but it's only for two years. He got two different offers. Yeah,
so I mean like nigga, Yes, he made seven million
in how many years, you know what I mean, which
is great. He was about to make eighty you know
(10:05):
what I'm saying, more than he's made his entire career
in four and now that nigger got shipped off for
the low Ski got. He earned his keep. That's the
worst part. Man. He on a one year deal in
Boston is the black German. Guya gotta earn his fucking key, like,
you know what I'm saying, gotta he gotta be Mr
town Waivers hand like he gotta be all that to
(10:27):
get that that seventy five whatever he passed up on.
It's a tough scene. Man. He's gotta do at least
one night guarding Lucky the lepre con. Yeah, you gotta
fight for Lucky, bro, you gotta physically fits fighter, motherfucker.
But then she respecting lucky like got this ship too though,
because old the depot turned down. I think it was
like four for eighty from Indiana. Then US offered I
(10:50):
think like two for fifty. He turned that down, and
then he got hurt again. I'm gonna say I feel
now I do feel worse for a bit because he
just can't stay healthy. Strow to him. He bet on
himself and sometimes you lose, but vic just kept getting hurt.
That that sucks. I mean, what is the number that
you have to turn? Like eighty four million is enough
(11:11):
for me not to bet on me? You feel me
like like eighty four I'm not going to really bet
on I'm right, I'm bet on nigger. I'll take this
eighty four when my last name is Shoulder, you know
what I mean, my last name James, I'm betting on me.
I'm not betting on me past eighty four my last night, Shoulder.
If it just becomes like what are you betting on yourself?
(11:35):
Four a hundred million dollars instead of eighty four, Like
eighty four million dollars sounds like you bet on yourself
and succeeded and one. That's your goal. The reason you're
betting on things is to try and win eighty four million.
Remember the Tobias Harrishitt when he when he was a Clipper,
they offered him for for eighty. He turned it down
(11:57):
and next year he got five for one eighty like
he got an extra. So that's the ultimate. Okay, if
he did it, I can do it. But like you said,
eighty five and l A just be a just playoff
Brin and eighty. Man, you that's tough. I don't mean
to sounds like a pell grant baby, but what could
(12:17):
I do with a hundred eighty million dollars that that
I couldn't do with eighty million dollars? I mean, but
that's what I'm saying. I don't know. Show you know
what I'm saying. I don't know. Nigga more peanut butter
and jelly sad, which is motherfucker. Make this back next
(12:39):
summer though, because it's a one year If he just
what level of ball and would he have to do
for somebody twelve months from now to be like okay,
now we feel good with you. See That's what I
don't That's what sucks. I mean, he threw up on
the biggest stage. He threw up in the fucking playoffs,
playing with fucking brin n What do you have to
do to cancel out that taste in people's mouth? That's
(13:00):
what you got and that and that's gonna be difficult
and fucking with the Celtics when you might, you know,
play one playoff series. You know what I'm saying, and
and and and toil people gonna watch that bitch, you
know what I'm saying. Outside of Boston, I don't know, Man,
he might have if you wanted to jack easy nothing,
(13:20):
but but it is. It is a good point though
that it's like he he went from you know, maybe
so maybe eighty four million dollars ends up being overvalued,
but not not really. I mean it's not like he's
not a good player. He just got exposed in the playoffs,
has that. But you know what I'm saying, Like he's
the undervalued at the moment for sure, Like Denis Yeah
(13:42):
a hundred, Like Dennis Shrewders get eighty million dollars in
the NBA. It's not a still it's robbery, like armed robbery, Nigga.
This ain't a missing meter. These niggas need to do
bedtime for getting this nickel for six meals, you know
what I mean, called I will call the police and
nick off me six. He had to take that because
that's all yeah nigger, you know I would saying I'm
(14:02):
gonna tell you where he overshot his hand. Act like
there is a big payday for the third option on
that Lakers team and he knew that he thought he
would be the hundred million dollar guy. Well you see
they bought in another and third option got with there
paying forty million a year two now with Russ. So
truth be told, you should have took the money and
ran because they probably would have traded your ass anyway.
At least you would have had eighty five million DC
and not six million Boston right now, you know what
I mean? So yeah, Shorter really though he could be
(14:25):
the hundred million dollar guy on the team with a
D and brown and that is that's they did. Extremely
hide yourself, man, I don't want to, but like, when
when does when does the realism said? It is what
I'm wondering. I feel like if you got that kind
of like confidence in yourself, it don't like I feel
like if you talk to the Destroder right now. He's like, man, listen,
(14:45):
I'm about to get two hundred next something like. You
know what I'm saying, Like everybody knows that. One guy's like,
look man, that ten years in prison. That was nothing. Man,
that just made me I learned everything I need to know.
Now you got to play the game. Now, Shroeder come
out on the other They was just to me, you
know it's politics. We saw him skateboarding on his live
You know what I'm saying, with no contract, that nigga's
(15:06):
confidence is definitely you know what I'm saying. He thinks
he's getting a hundred fifty two million show. You know
what I mean. You can't tell him nothing. But I
talked to him. He said he just wanted to see
how I talked to him, like interviewed him, like when
he was like getting his feet and he just wanted
to see how like you funked it up. No, No,
I asked the nigga. I asked, my safe, bro, are
we're gonna see you on the Lakers? You know what
(15:26):
I'm saying. He was like he was like he's like
he didn't want to leave it, like she just he
wanted to see how much he could get. He wanted.
He just wanted. He never he said he never had.
Like he said, do it better yourself? I said I
did it. Don't put me hey, bro, because I've been
watching this ship like this nigga hurt my pockets. Nigga.
I ain't lost the dime because of this nigga, but
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so we have not been really we have not talked
about the PJ. Washington Brittany Renners ship on here because
I don't find it funny when people pray on kids,
and but I do find it funny to laugh at
(20:30):
Jason Whitlock. And so speaking of a reality setting in
here's the I'm not giving all the background on everything
because you either know about the story you don't. But
Jason Whitlock tweeted PJ. Washington is caught in the real
trap house. But for the grace of God, there go I.
Four years ago, I used to spend thirty minutes a
(20:51):
day looking at Brittaney's I g listen. There's so many
funny things in the tweet. With the funniest part is
Jason Whitlock making he had a fucking chance of Brittany
Renter there before the grace of God going where nigh?
I think might be my favorite part of minutes today,
thirty minutes a day? Did he time? Do you think
(21:14):
that really it's he said thirty How do you think
they're really three hours? At least at least at least
hour and a half min I think I think three hours?
That Come on, man, this is Jason Whitlock. He ain't
got no friends. He on TV and looking at her Instagram?
That's why do you think it was? It? Was it
three segments? Was it like a morning and afternoon and
(21:37):
a night or was it like ten pm to one am?
It's fucking Brittany Renter around. He put it in his
Google calendar, bro, he had it blocked out. Don't call me,
don't send no meat, nigga. Three hours with Brittany every
fucking day getting me this. Nick was double handing this ship.
You know what I'm saying, speedbag in his balls, nigga.
(21:59):
Come on, you already know what Tim would. Does she
reply to that tweet in any way? I hope that
she did. Let me let me go there. If there's
any measure you want to take to get public opinion
back on your side. Light Wig Block asks up, like
that's what great public opinion? She was just like like
that's just just a big that's it. But right, ship, damn,
(22:29):
I'll make a boy I also love. I mean, we
know he's got fucking main character syndrome for sure, but
like the idea that he doesn't understand. He thinks that
the people watching Brittany Renners I g. Are like the
suitors and not the customer, you know what I mean.
Like you're just at the basketball game. They weren't gonna
put you on the TV bro right right right like,
(22:52):
but like bron is not pointing around in the Staples
Center like you're the new point guard hit the corn
of three and Grand. That's a funny. Um, Tyler, you
watched the first episode of the of the Netflix doc
(23:14):
on the Mallage of the Palace. Uh, none of the
rest of us have seen it yet, So what are
we what are we missing? What's what's uh? What's it
looking like? It's the real Malasi. It's really fucking good,
really really really good. Um. You know I think that
we probably all of a sudden, Hey, you know we
know everything there is to know about this story. I
had that same assumption too, And that first episode is
(23:35):
just some incredible behind the scenes work where they're talking
to you know, Reggie Miller and talking to Um, you know, Stack,
to talking to our test, you know, about how they
came on board, and Jermaine O'Neil too, And the star
of this fucking documentar, at least for this first episode,
was Reggie Miller. I cannot believe how much I enjoyed
(23:56):
Reggie Miller commentary because you know, during this time, you know,
two thousand, you know, Reggie was the O G and
the fucking twilight of his career, and you bring on
all these young law boys, you know, our Tests and
and Stack and and and and O'Neill, and you know,
they're like twenty five and Reggie's like eight, you know
what I mean. So he had the O G wisdom
of seeing ship that was happening. He knew there was
a storm that that was bubbling with this team. I
(24:16):
don't think he knew it was going to get this bad,
But like you know, he tells some great behind the
scene O G old head Um perspective here. So I
feel really fucking dirty praise and regiment like this. But
it's a very good fucking watch. Just how many episodes?
How many parts is it? I have no fucking idea.
I don't know if anyone knows bro it just the
next episode comes out next week. So did they talk
about how good the fucking patients were that year and
(24:40):
how they were supposed to win up chip that Reggie?
Reggie was a year. Reggie said himself, you know we
took we took the idea bulls to seven. He said,
I never thought that we had a chance, but in
oh four, I thought we had a chance to win,
Like saying, Reggie dropping jams in that motherfucker. Yeah, I'm
gonna tap in. Yeah, I got yeah, I gotta check
(25:00):
it too. Um, John, you had a question you wanted
to ask about baths. It's my moment, guys. No, you
know I love a nice bath. Talk. No, I've been
anti bath for like my entire life. I'd take a
bath in like a decade until last night. All over.
(25:21):
You know I've been showery. I don't take bath, said yeah, yeah, no, No,
we showered in the summer maybe twice a day. You
know what I'm saying. At least once. For sure, it's
kill you know what I'm saying. But like I've been
anti bath. I thought it was really weird to butcher
(25:42):
butt where like people put their feet the curtain kind
of fucked me up in baths and ship like that,
you know what I mean. You were just like you
were like a cat, like cotting the blankets. It was
just like you looked at the curtains like you know,
like the kind of they're kind of nasty. You know,
I don't really if you change it like every two months,
it's still like the curtain got on, you know, SuDS
(26:05):
on it and ship dried it. It sucks me up,
you feel me. But like I cracked the code, nigger,
you know what I mean? I feel like the key
to a good bath is that it has to just
be a bath, you know what I mean, Like no
shower points to be separate from the shower. He was
so fucking high when he took a bath last night,
(26:25):
so fucking high dog, there was no there was no curtain.
I think I think it would be a bath of
week as kere on now, bro, So you cracking the
code was taking the shower curtain. Now when you take
a bath, no no, no, no, there's a separate bath.
There's a separate bath, and then taking the bath, not
(26:49):
even take it all to my motherfucking bathroom. Like the
bath is separate from the shower, like all in one.
It's not all in one. So like there's no feet
on the ground, like the gold ship. Gota you gotta
have gold TV growing up to me. You gotta have
some golds. No, we ain't there yet, but it is separate,
(27:10):
and I feel that was the key, Like the fucking
curtains what sucked me up and the feet on the ground.
Once it's just a bath by itself, that ship. That's
the only thing is you. It's only ever as they're
not feet that you dogbody gets me, you know how,
Like you know, niggers bring that dirty ass feat motherfucker's
be bringing wearing their shoes into the bathroom, walking all
(27:34):
over your fucking you know what I'm saying, rubs and ship,
so that all that was in my head. But when
it's just booties on baths, it makes a totally it's
a different difference, you know what I'm saying. Plus a
lot of weed, a lot of blue dreams, a lot
of blue dreams feel interesting you know, so go ahead.
I was gonna say, I take a bath about once
(27:55):
a year. You know, my wife does that ship about
like twice a month. She does all that exfoliating, so
king in the bath, bomb shipping all that, and she
convinced me to take them every now and then. So,
I mean, it's not something where I'm clamoring for my
next one, but you know, it's an enjoyable experience. I
was like, I am sucking a made that bath bombs.
How the fun you make soap sizzle and gro and
disappear like that, that's sorcery. I can't wait till my
(28:18):
next band. I'm so excited about next Tuesday. I'm scheduling
my bats right around outside of something to get there.
I was scouling my baths out like old boy looking
at Britney's motherfucking what hour you do? Not text? You
know what I mean? The traphouse right, putting that fucking
on my gloul calendar, bad time ditch. I can't wait. Yeah, man.
(28:45):
The Rock was like, yeah, I take mad baths. So
people were like, what that's weird, and the Rock was like,
it's really not. I worked out like nine times, like
it's really not white people. You know, neround, I'm someone
quote treated him and said, this isn't weirder than not bathing,
And he was like, I bathe when I get up
(29:07):
after I work out and at the end of the
day where I'm being a fucking action star all day,
like twelve hour days. You know what I'm saying, being
shirtless and sweaty nigga, Like, bro, a bath of of
that and makes a whole lot of sense. I don't
get it every bath he takes. Like, if you don't
take a bath in that situation, you a wild motherfucker.
(29:27):
Like leaving the crib musty you wild. If if you're
going to work after working out without showering, you wild.
If you're coming home and going to bed after doing
Action starship, you wild this thing. So in all those
junctions you put up with a twelve hour day of
work after two workouts and having showered any like, then
people are just like, what's the problems on the bed?
(29:50):
Like Bro, Like just Nick, if you don't get the
funk out of here with that ship, Craig and you
have you've seen the rocks workouts. Have you seen this nigga?
This nigga is on Roy's he is really working out. Nigga.
I think I got chains on his neck doing this. Nigga,
(30:11):
he's got some ancient ass right workout. He's squatting with rocks,
boulders above his head and ship like this. Nigga different bro, Like,
please shower after that. Thank you, nigga. Weirdos bro. I
just I love it because like Twitter is, uh, like
I was just talking about this with our kids because
we had a water balloon fight. You know the moment
(30:33):
in the water balloon fight when you realize like, oh,
it's just water, you know, and like you override your
fight or flight instincts and you're like, oh, I could
just be like the Hulk right now, Like it's just water.
That's That's the rock on Twitter. Like all Twitter is
is like it's water, but it's people being like, oh
that's weird. Like I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna get
people calling you weird or or whatever. And the rock
(30:55):
is just like I'm literally the fucking rock. Somebody like
you quote tweeted me and said, isn't this a weird?
Like I'm the rock. Like there's nothing I could have
said to where people would have agreed with you instead
of me, And you know what I mean, there's not
a single thing that you could have said, because I'm
(31:17):
the rock like that, even if I'm wrong, look at me, right,
I win with I fucking lose nigga. Okay, like I'm
the rock nigga. Also, he produces like hell of Ship,
so like he puts himself and he controls so much it.
Have y'all peeped that he that yes, his own production company.
(31:42):
That's how he's in every fucking movie. How much time producer?
How much time are you spending on the rocks? I
g per day, I'm gonna have at least thirty minutes
workout all squats and shade grace of God on one page.
(32:09):
Many times you're looking at the same and what if
she didn't post that day, You're still looking at what
he's saying. Nasty work, dastardly man, a ruffianoundrel. Indeed courtesy
(32:35):
of our mutual friend Chris Long. I have a very
stupid argument that I have actually had in real life
and been on the losing end of. So I'm curious
about this. Everyone picture lemon lime, gatorade, mhm. On the
I'm gonna say one to three and then point to
the camera. And when I point to the camera, say
the color that you think lemon lime gatorade is one
(32:58):
two three green? Yellow? It's mountain dew color whatever the
color that is, like neon green what I was gonna say,
But I say green. I thought it was yellow. Nick,
I just I call it yellow gatorade. It's why? Why?
Why is this? Why is this an argument? Because it's
I mean, I'm sorry, Mike, I can't believe it's green.
(33:25):
Looking at it, I see yellow, right, it's green? And
Chris Long said so, and apparently everyone disagrees with him.
I have also called it green, and Shar has been
shark screenshot me saying that and send it to our
group chat with our friends. So everyone, what did Sar
(33:47):
say it was? She says it's yellow because when it's
Sar ever been wrong. That's what sucked me up. That's
that's not yellow. Oh it's yellow, bubble, It's not it's
yellow bums. You're in his yellow. If that's coming out
of your body, you need help. Yellow. As a family,
(34:09):
these colors are the colors are Yeah, they're part of
a spect Well, that's literally true. I don't think it's
that helpful because blue is also on this color spectrum.
I'm saying, though there's different yellows, there's different blues, there's
different shades of these basic colors. That is a shade
(34:30):
of yellow, my friend. It's a greenish yellow. But that's
the color that every fucking drink goes when they're trying
to sell you some citrusy ship, a citrus combination. They
go with that color. Turn on Marko after that ooze.
That's that's not the color green. That's yellow, Like it's green.
(34:51):
That's yellow like a motherfucker the picture of yellow, but
it's green in real life. If you saw a tree
with those color leaves, you would think it's fall and
not springing something right, A little yellow, Yeah, so I
think that leans more towards the yellow, siyes Tyler. This
is like gack. It's like, that's that's more of a green.
(35:12):
But that's not the color representation of what the color
looks like. But it's not the correct bro the color
of the fucking liquid. You're saying, Gatorad doesn't know what
color Gatorad. I'm saying, I don't give a funk with
Gatorade says when I'm looking at the fucking color and
it says yellow to my fucking eyes. Nigga fun gatorade thought,
(35:34):
I don't care about your frowns. Okayigg ship, that ship yellow.
If Sean said this yellow is yellow too, that's a
fact I don't have a I have no answer to that, right, yeah,
better not better not ask gallons that should look like
(35:59):
anti freeze. Bro does not look healthy to consume fucking
that gatorade up Brook this ship. Man, would you drink
this ship? If somebody just put just a glass of
that ended a glass of that, I would make you
trying to poison. If I see you, I would slap
(36:19):
it out. I would slap it out of their heads.
That's how dr cord acid man like. I've watched movies before.
We've seen that ship. But Loki, that gatorade zero, the
yellow joint is my favor. That in the orange. That's
my favorite joints. I'll be sucking them ships up. That
motherfucking gatorade, ice, the glacier, whatever the fun the white ship. Oh,
(36:41):
stop playing, nig that's canny. That's canny. Rip tie rush
the great the grape, get it done. It don't take
nothing like grapes. But you said a rip tie to rush.
Is that a name of a gatorade? It's gotta be.
I mean, I don't think I just made that certain
(37:03):
Let's come on up it is. If any likes that,
they can't call it grape, they can't grape gating. And
it's purple game, but that's purple like a motherfucker. It
might be blue though, Now that's problem. That's problems because
it's this dress. No, but for real, man, like, I
(37:28):
don't know, like we're going to rip tide rush. That's
a little further in the names. You should probably go
for drinks, you know what I mean. They've jumped the
shark of beverages, you know what I'm saying. Look, look, look, bro,
Gatorade is shameless like they You've seen the gamer fuel
they make just a motherfuckering school video days gamer the
(37:49):
ship we make for Aaron Donald's not enough for Ninja
because insane. Have you ever had the gatorade that like
the trainers for football teams mix up? Though with the
powder it is different. They change the ratio on it.
They put more powder in it that you get in
(38:10):
the bottle of right, correct, Yeah, as a kid, like
you know what I'm saying, like my mom would have
to mix, but I never had it as an adult,
especially not from a fucking trainer making. I would not
trust that ship. Oh there you go. But it's especially
with the amino ass and everything. What's wrong with amino acids?
(38:32):
Why they got an amino as? This ass on with
my little protein shape drinking of light bro, a synthetic
man made foundation of life, and you think I'm the
weird one. I drink this every day, the building block humanity.
(38:58):
We consume this every morning, free arranged fetuses. You just
you know what I'm saying. What have you got to
do for the games, my nigga, I ain't no wrong
with no mother the way you the way you just
described it is. Yeah, just make you think we don't
(39:18):
exist without amino acids. Bro. And you're drinking that ship,
drinking the funk out of them, you feel every day
fucking super villain man, You're whole soult nigga. I'm trying
to get like small as. I haven't had my mino.
Don't talk to me. I haven't coffee straight caffeine. That ship.
(39:46):
Niggas are addicted to that ship water nigging water too
good brush. I mean, come on, I know, no, we ain't.
I'm I'm full, you know, pearl water over here. You
know I don't need to sprinkle someone's broken hopes and
dreams and this ship is good by it? Bro, Hey
them them hopes and dreams, be delicious as a motherfucker,
and are grateful fuel during your workout. Okay, I ain't
(40:09):
mad it more? Please? Ship? Does anyone else have any
other stupid topics they want to talk about? That's already
We've already recorded a whole podcast. This was a very
Jickenson not like these podcasts. Yeah, this is our ship,
(40:31):
you know what I mean? Yeah, this is you know
what I'm saying. This is very two thousand and seventeen
out here, two thousand and eighteen. You know, we're one
planned topic and a bunch of weird ship, you know
what I mean. Good job guys yelling about colors. I
think that's how we all haven't sold out completely. We
haven't sold out completely yet. Good for us, So that's
(40:52):
how we all saw ourselves. Yes, graduation day from Lontwa
State University said I hope one day this was the goal, bro,
this was the goal. That's actually yeah, that is actually true, though.
I was at the one difference between this and the
classic Jenkis and Jones episode, and I didn't want to
say anything about it until we got to the very
(41:13):
end of the episode. We did not have any technical
issues today. Clap it up. Now, I'll come in and
say we'll be back on fucking Monday. You know that
is unintendable, Mike. We didn't do a tendable, untenable. Um
(41:38):
if we don't have to do it next week, all right?
That was Jenkis and Jones. Thank you so much, Tyler
for hopping on with us. Always appreciate you always, man,
You're the best bro. We appreciate you, and that we'll
be back on Monday. So look out for that ship.
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