Ep 134: These Guys Are Aggressively Uninformed

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is important.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hey, we're talking steak, we're talking knives, we're talking engines. Now,
this is finally important, baby.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
And that gets you hard for real, No joke, that
gets you hard.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
There's a gotten to him sea lion in my corvette.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
The flamboyant is when I fucking fart fire when I
passed you, dude, that's my flamboyant.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Buckle up, let's go. Let's go, do not stop. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Rip it, Blake, let's go. Don't hit it, hit it,
hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it. I don't
know when it's gonna come out, but Durst and I
are going to do celebrity family feud against each other
next week.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Don't don't, don't, don't, don't, don't what god dad?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, the families coming in?

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Oh really, oh really?

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Celebrity family feud with Steve Harvey.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Homie, Wait, your family, how are you.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Not hitting naked grandma? One thousand? Yeah that's good, okay, cool.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, he doesn't know.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Hey, release your expectations from my boy.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm a flabbergasted.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Maybe it would be okay, You're right, it's on the nose.
It's on the nose, Grandma, It's gonna be awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
I thought it was like your celebrity family, like you
guys are on the same family.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
No, no, no, no, no, it's we are the celebrities. Kyle Hi,
I'm Adam, this is anders.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Hi anders home household name.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
And then it's our family.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Kyle's right. I'm a stand up for him. They usually
do like cast of shows. Now they do the whole cast.
But you guys are actually bringing on your family.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Famous enough to bring on our family.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yes, we're that famous, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
That is so.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
I don't give a fuck if you're famous enough or not.
I just want to understand what the fuck is going on.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I didn't say it because I thought you would care
what I'm just saying, that's how famous we are.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Well, I didn't know they fucking did that you were
talking about the other night, And maybe you were too
fucking stoned, dude, But I don't know. Maybe I wasn't there.
Maybe I left because I had a job to you.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
I think you had.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I think you had What is going on with you
this week? Dude?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
You're bully chilling. I know what happened this week.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
What it's like you're bullying like from last week's episode.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I know why Kyle's acting like this.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Why jealous?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
No? I wish it was that easy. A bit, he's
a bit. What he ate meat? He has fucking he
has meat? Anger? What you ate meat?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Dude? I did? I did?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
I had chicken, bro I had chicken.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Hate meat bro?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Why goodbye?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I was hungry. I was hungry, dude. I was because
it's delicious, the fact that your vegetarian seems like a
total pap to no and not a good way. And
and I'm a pescatarian. I'm a pescatarian. It's a naked grandma.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, and not in a bad way, naked grandma.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
I am a pescatarian. Okay, I eat the fish. Okay, Okay, dude,
literally have never heard you say that before. You always
say that you're a vegetarian. This is you're like making
them new rules.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
But yeah, okay, listen, I was at the glad Awards
hungry as fuck.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
This is the way right winning go.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
I guess I didn't put in my order beforehand, because
I didn't even know it was a dinner, Okay, So
I was very hungry, grateful that it was a dinner, okay,
but then here comes the dish chicken on top of rice.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Oh my okay, God, so the rice you could have?

Speaker 5 (03:59):
I ate the rice.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Yeah, I'm so confused, Like what why don't you eat
chicken or why wouldn't you have eaten chicken for the
last ten years? And what was going on that made
you eat it that night?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
I was hu he is established. He was hungry.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Okay, I was very hungry, and I know, but like
I didn't have any options.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
That's all it took was one night for you to
be hungry.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Why that night, Well, it's a special night, it was.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, I was glad. It was a special night.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
It's about embracing.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Was somebody like, if you don't eat that chicken, you
hate gay people? Or what happened?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
It's inclusion?

Speaker 6 (04:33):
And you know what, No, it was all on my own,
like I did all my own volition. I was willing
and I kind of was like, is this going to
taste the same as it did when I was a
kid the last time I had it?

Speaker 4 (04:45):
You know, like chicken?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I know that long ago.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
Well, I actually don't. I actually don't know how long
it is. I have to do the math. I guess
it's like, what maybe five years, and you won't.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Be able to.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
You won't be able to.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
No, I'm horrible with calendars out of You're gonna call
you whatever number I do, it's gonna be wrong because
I'm bad at that ship.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
You will be wrong.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
He's always so bad.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I watched an interview the other night.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I was saw Stone and saw like a Rick Glassman
podcast on YouTube and it was Kyle and I was like,
oh shit, So I clicked on it and it was
killed and it was somehow in my feed, and I
watched like twenty minutes of it, and he goes up.
Rick goes, so when did Workerhogs come out? Was it nine?
Not when it came out, as you guys probably know,

(05:29):
twenty eleven? And he goes, no, Kle goes, yeah, yeah, man,
two thousand and nine, that's right, And then he kept
doubling and tripling down on it. He's like, two thousand
and nine, that's right, Yeah, two thousand and nine, that's right.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
That whole shit is like a little bit foggy for me.
But I do think it was twenty sixteen that I
didn't have meat. I think I stopped. He stopped in
twenty sixteen.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Wait, why did you stop? Why did you stop?

Speaker 6 (06:00):
I think I just was like I was interested in it,
just trying it, and then it just was like, I'm
just gonna keep doing this and see how long I
can survive.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
And then and then you decided at the glad Awards
to just kick that Kyle in the face and eat
chicken because you're hungry.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yeah, well it was.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
It's been a sliding scale because I had fish for
the first time at Adam's bachelor party at the Ozark,
and I was like, and I had been craving fish
and we went out to that dinner and I was like, them,
get some fucking fish, dude, Like, let me get it.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I remember that. Yeah, that was It seemed like the
right thing to do.

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Yeah, it was fucking great.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
We all had our shirts off, and You're like, now's
the time I eat fish.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Right right, It's I'm going wild.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
So, Kyle, maybe perhaps you saw people living their truths
and you were.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Like, WHOA, Like, maybe not the truth.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Maybe I have been denying myself myself. You're a carnivore
at heart.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
My god, there's your audio clip.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
I mean that's big. That's that's big.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
I would love to go eat steaks with you, Kyle.
Let's go to Musso and Franks. That would be a
very fun dinner for us to Grandma, I know. And
I'm like, I'm curious about it. And and if you
want to back out, they have great sides there too.
You can get the mashed potato, you can get the
mac and cheese, the potato salad, whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Here's the thing I will suggest, Kyle, since you've been
out of the game for so long, and I'm guessing
what you had, like a breast of chicken or something.

Speaker 6 (07:26):
It was it was like, uh, yeah, I had like
half a bit titty, A little little I had.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
I had a nipple. I had a chicken nipple freeze.
It wasn't even a full titty.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
No, it was like a couple. It wasn't a full
I didn't lick the bone or anything. I cut the
pieces off.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
String or no string, no chicken string.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
So it wasn't a breast. You said, there's pieces, So.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
You technically barely didn't even eat chicken. If you're not
even had a string.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yeah, so you kind of bitched out.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Dude, what do you mean? Wait? Why did I bitch out?

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Now?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Because you didn't even eat a string?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
So you didn't even eat the string?

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Oh I didn't eat the string? Yeah my bad.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, this is not the hell.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
This is what I would do if I were you,
I would jump all the way in the fire, like
why don't you get like steak, get a cheese steak.
Just pitch that I'm saying, get your whole tummy gurgling
guts so you get the most like epic like steak
steak ship.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
And then you might go, you know what, I'm off
of it again, and then you're you could be off
it again for eight years exactly. Wait but exactly?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
And do you guys think it should just be like
a thing he does once or something, or do you
think it should be like yo, man, Thanksgiving, ball out
eat everything on Thanksgiving and Christmas?

Speaker 6 (08:38):
And then I think it's gonna end up being that.
I don't know that it's gonna be like.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Like what what was your reason to go? Uh vegetarian
or pescatarian or whatever the hell you just said? What
was the reasoning.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Didn't he say already.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well, he said he just wanted to try it, but
then he just he did try it.

Speaker 6 (08:54):
And then I kept I kept going. I kept going,
and I just also, for whatever reason, it's not.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Like a real like I looked into the eyes of
a cow and said never again.

Speaker 6 (09:03):
Then well, there was some Netflix documentaries going around at
that time that were like the Business of Meat and
stuff like that, and I remember like like going into
that and like being like, oh god, what's going on.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, it's really disturbing.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, yeah, that shit. I saw a lot of clips.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
I love that. Adam for sure would watch that and
be like, we gotta have some steaks tonight, babe.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, I would eat a steak and watch that.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
For absolutely. I refuse to watch those kind of docks
because I know how terrible it is and it would
just ruin everything for me and just eat corn.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yeah, I think I decided to like pull out just
to like not vote for that type of industry anymore.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
I guess, you know, like I was like, I'm not I.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Like that until the GLAD Awards and you just said.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Fuck it all.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yeah, yeah, dude, it was yeah whatever.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Eight years later, I'm like I'm hungry. I've had fish.
You fish a ton. What's chicken compared to fish?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Fuck that chicken?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah? What was better was it?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Did you like chicken or the fish more? Because I
think you had salmon at the bachelor party?

Speaker 6 (10:04):
If I remember, I have salmon all the time. Now,
I'm a I'm a fish guy. I love I love sam.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
How you're back on it, he's a fucking grizzly bear.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
I love salmon.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah, me too, Me too, cud, it's too bad.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
You should see how they fish salmon. It's fucking brutal.
It's terrible what they do to.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
Say, those hatcheries or whatever. I know, well, any of
this ship's kind of fucked up. You know what, do
they trick the salmon right before they kill it? They go, hey,
how are you like you're gonna live forever the bar?

Speaker 4 (10:28):
You're gonna start a family, dude. So I get salmon.
I like meal prepped salmon. I get like three pounds
once every week or so at all a whole school.
And I like bought this super expensive kind one time
and the guy was telling me it's like, oh skanook salmon. Uh,
it's called wild. It's beautiful it's in off the coast
of British Columbia. And he gave me this whole spiel

(10:50):
about how great it is, and then I went and
cooked it and is just as good as the like
cheap salmon. And now I go back and he's like,
my skanook guy, and I'm like, uh, I'll take the.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Give that dirt dirt samon, the.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Cheap ship that was in the fishery. That for sure.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
There's my skinook guy. Get the check book out, baby,
because I got you today.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
I got you. And then I'm like, now I'll take
the eighth.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
And I'll throw in a little caviar for you, right,
come on.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
And then I'm like, no, definitely, not any of that stuff,
the real cheap stuff that where they for sure have
the fish in little cages.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Right, I'll take the fish sticks. I love a good
fish stick, very good.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
We know, we know.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Yeah, Okay, well that's also Kyle.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
So are you going to go down code of like
we should go to here's what we should do. Find
the absolute best steakhouse in the country. Okay, what's rated
number one? You know much to get in. We'll try
to we'll try to narrow it down.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Can our producers look into that real quickly. Our producers
looking like the top five steakhouses in the country.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Well, slice a few cuts of the wago.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
I want to fucking like six ounds, little six six
eight ounce. I want to start like that. You know
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Six say it slower, Well, that would be a perfectly
eight ounce is a proper steak. That's not a small dog.
Six six ounce is kind of a tiny little steak.
Six ounce is a little small, But eight ounce I
like that. When I stopped eating meat, I was at
the six ounce full a hang.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
On a second. Six ounces small.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Six ounces is small now.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Is pretty six ounces is pretty small, I would say,
last I checked, that's not bad here it is? What
is this? This is the best steakhouses?

Speaker 3 (12:37):
What state do you think it's in?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
What state? I would say Texas, tex But also it's
got to be North Dakota.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Ship from Japan, I would say, But it's not anymore
because Nebraska's like, oh, we have the best beef. But
then you go to a super nice steakhouse in la
or New York and you're like, this is just really good,
and it's not any better in Omaha, just because the
meat is from.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Because it from is the meat from there. Yeah, either
you have diarrhea.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Or you don't.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Thank you. The American Cut Cut.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
In Beverly Hills, it's the Cut steakhouse in Tribeca is
number one on this list. American Cut is that the
film fest.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
American Cut Never been there?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Where is that?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Well?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
That Tribeca is a location in New York City and okay,
you've been there, and American Cut Steakhouse is apparently one
of the top ones. There's none of these motherfuckers in California.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Also on another list, and this is a number one,
and it's also in New York. It's called Peter Luger Steakhouse.
That's given number one.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Peter Luger is a classic old steakhouse. I wouldn't say
it's going to be the best cut of meat you've
ever had in your life, right, fun steakhouse, it's very old.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
I've been to the number ten here compared to Ruth's
Chris Steak Boys. I've been here to Saint Elmo Steakhouse
in Indianapolis when Wisconsin went to the championships, and it
was good. It was good. The they're famous for the
shrimp cocktail shrimp cocktail.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Isaac's giving us other info. The Cut in Beverly Hills,
He's saying, is number one in Saint Elmo's Steakhouse in Indianapolis,
which I've never been to. I've been in the Cut,
and I try to go to the best steakhouse in
any city that I'm in because I'm red blooded American
like that.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
I used to do that too. I like doing that.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah, but yeah, so would you go Kyle with us
to have We'll get a tiny filet of their highest
quality steak and you see if you enjoy that.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Would you do that?

Speaker 6 (14:34):
I'm gonna say right now, I'm gonna sit here and
I'm probably betraying a lot of the rhugoids out there,
but I'm gonna say I'm gonna say maybe.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Okay, I love that. Okay, this is huge, and I'm
so excited to go with you. I would love to
bring you back to the meat side of things.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
I don't think I'm gonna I don't think I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
Exploit this in any I think I'm gonna treat it
as a treat oka, you know what I mean, Like
like it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Be use all the buffalo.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Yeah, it's gonna be something that's few and far between,
means starting. But I don't see why I should deny
myself any longer.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Just find your truth, as Blake would say.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
And then just a little sipper of some of the
finest whiskey in the land.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I know, I know, I just use it as a treat.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
These guys are gonna get me.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
A little red wine. Well, you know what pars nice
with a steak. It's just a little red crack, just
a little red wine. Oh boy, it's a little crack.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
And then for fun, I don't know, you shotgun a
dozen beers.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, it's light.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
And then we go out to like a cool dive bar.

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Then get in your car, man, and you just have
one pint of a light logger light, and then we
go shoot machine gun. Get in your car. The Tesla
drives itself.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
It's all good, man, this is forty.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Maybe I got a bunch of needles full of something
and I don't know. We give it a shot pun intended.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah, we give it a shot.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
We ride the crystal ship, come off, just a little taste,
little taste, throwing some doors, records, and we just have
a fucking guys, night out.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
We can all sit there and just like O D.

Speaker 5 (16:06):
Baby, let's get it. Yeah, we don't have to die.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
We don't have to die. Well, that'd be fun, Kyle,
that would really be fun. I would love to O
D with you if you're going to get back into things.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
If you were gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
Yeah, we don't have to die, we just have to
O D. Yeah, but we'll start with just a really,
really really good steak. I would love to inter with you, guys.
I had a great time. We watched basketball over at
our friend at Tiba's house the other nights ago. It
was a great time seeing each other. Uh, and I
would love to do that again. When Kyle's in town.

(16:40):
Let's go to like a real steakhouse. And if you
designed a bail and go. I want the spring south solid.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
So'll be it, so be it, ring spinach Adam.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
I may come down and visit you maybe tomorrow. I'm
already salivating over here.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
Maybe we take the boat to a nice steakhouse, Blake, where.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Do we go? Years ago? Now? But I think you
guys were invited, couldn't make it, But we went to
like Lucy's steakhouse and like the bread was off the chain.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
It's always the bread. The bread steak there.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Was very good. And they come up with the box
of knives and you select your knife. I even talked
about this here on This is important Steak talk.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
I got these Japanese steak knives for for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Knife talk. I like this.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
That's I think it's called kyoto. I believe it's unreal
how they You're like, oh my god, it's it's like
it gets really hard. What cares? It gets me hard?
When I slice into the meat man. It's it's truly
an unreal experience.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
You slice into the meat man, who is the meat man?

Speaker 4 (17:55):
The meat man, and that gets you hard for real,
no joke.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
I mean honestly, I get it.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
I'm like so excited to eat the steak and a
lot of it has to do with the cutting of
and I slice it into tiny little slivers.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Some dexter shit.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
It's incredible dexter shit.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
It's truly is do these knives when they come pre sharpened? Like,
how many times have you had to sharpen?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
No, it's a fucking rock dude.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Wait a second, so when you buy knives they come
pre sharpened. Fuck Adam unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
This guy's got it all.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
But I'm most knives cut very well if sharpened properly, right, Like,
it's just.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Don't you think they show up sharp?

Speaker 4 (18:35):
You don't have to. I'll go get the box bakes.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Wait, well, I'm like, what makes a good knife a
good knife? I don't fuck it, I don't. I'm not
a knife guy. We've established this.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, I'll start with it sharpens when you get it.
Blake's like, wait, so you don't have to open the
little plastic thing and pull out the napkin first and
the salt and pepper and then you pull the knife out.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
How much do these knives cost? These Kyotos? I bet
they're extremely expensive?

Speaker 6 (18:59):
Right, so then you can bet your ass they're coming sharp,
Adam's coming.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
But what are you paying for once they get Once
these motherfuckers get dull, can you ever sharpen them to
the point where they cut? Like the time you got
them out of.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
The box, I'm sure you got to take it to
a guy.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Okay, so I was completely wrong. It's not Kyoto. I
think that must be another brand that.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I didn't gi Yoza.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
It's a shun And here's the box catch gun.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Okay, okay, Adam cuts himself and dies on pod Live.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Yeah my god, my wrist.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
That got me Goodell, so you can whip it around.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Oh that got me good.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Okay. Those look cool, they look nice.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
Those are beautiful and beautiful, right.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Can you hold them up to the to the cam
a little bit, Yeah, we'll do, we'll do. Can we
see the hilt? Is that what we call a knife
a hilt? Oh?

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Yeah, well that's the no, the hilts where you grab it,
I believe, or where do you? I think that's the hilt?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Adam's a knife guy.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Oh so they have kind of like little dents. It
looks like it's been through like a hailstorm or something.
That's kind of cool.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Yeah, it's what is that called? It's like those cups
for moscow mules tempering.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yeah, like yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
H Adam's like, I don't know it cuts the steak.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, I don't know exactly anything. It cuts the steak.
I have no idea. Well, those are probably hard to sharpen,
but they're fucking gorgeous. They're they're so nice.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
So to circle back to where Blake was going, thank you,
go ahead.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
How do you sharpen them? To get them as sharp
as when they arrive, which is a new concept.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Assuming that they're I thought it was like pencils.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I thought it was like pencils. You buy them, they're
not sharpened yet, you put them in the sharpener.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Well they I mean, I haven't had to do anything
because they're so high quality. So I've used them, you know,
I've used them a few dozen times and they've been
They've been great every time, so I haven't had to
I can't stop eat.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
And also, I don't think Adam knows how to sharpen knives.
I don't think he knows.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
No. I'll tell you how to take the You take
the the that long stick thing and then you go.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
But is that going to get it where? It's?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
No? Adam, you know what you should dostonettone, I led
you guys on a little wild goose chase. But what
you really do is you go to your nearest farmer's
market and there's usually a knife sharpener there and they
will get your knives real nice for you, real nice.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Okay. Would they get these kyoto sharps shun shun shun kyoto?
Would they get these zip it? Could they could they
get there or would they be like, would they turn
it away? Like, oh no, of course, I know, like
you have to, especially I say I can't.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
So it looks like you send them back in when
you want them sharpen.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Exactly, because you are going to take like a fucking
Ferrari to Jiffy Lub or whatever. Right, you got to
go back to Ferrari and say, little bit up for
three thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Yeah, you want to do that. You want to do that.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah, it looks like you send them it because they're pretty.
And so if I think with a cheaper knife you
could just take matters in your own hands. But with these,
you know you don't want to fuck it up.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Jesus Adam, what with a cheaper knife, you take matters
into your own hands. Adam to events class, buy three DVDs,
get one free. You're gonna you're gonna want nine hundred.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Dollars knives shun. Yeah, dude, I'm saying, treat yourself to
a set of shun for a birthday or a Christmas gift.
Someone's looking to get you something kind of nice.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
I'm in the market. I'm I'm in the market. I
need new knives. I'm in the market, minor, minor getting
a little.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
You have a TII discount code?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
I wish, dude, I did. They don't give a shit
about us.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
They're Shun Babe, could give.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
One my hilts are fuck?

Speaker 4 (22:38):
I feel like she don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I feel like Shun's gonna send us some knives. They're
just gonna disappear somehow, just like the Smooge. What the
fuck happened? Never had it? Never got h.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
God, dude, I got smooge.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
You got it?

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah, I just I don't know how. It just appeared
in my house in Hollywood, and I have it now.
I did not try it.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Okay, must be nice, Yeah, but it's uh, I got it.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
I got a bunch of them. They gave me like
ten or something nice.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Well, okay, I can't. Yeah, that sounds delicious for sure.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
The biggest promotion they've ever gotten in you got tenhel
kens nice? Yeah, that's seven months later showed up. I'm angry.
I'm angry so hard.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Well, you know who took yours, dude is Isaac. Isaac
keeps stealing all of our stuff and giving it to
his children. That's what's happening.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Well, whatever these yeah, these definitely the tunnels. The tunnels
are kind of not really burrowed yet.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
They're going.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
They're stopping somewhere because it's not making its way.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
They're getting intercepted.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, he likes.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
To drink them after water polo practice.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I'm like, where is my SpongeBob squatty potty? I don't know.
I don't know, Isaac.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Oh, you never got the squatty.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
You never got yours. Mine showed up in like seven hours.
It showed up so fast.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Yeah, I think Isaac's fu.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
I have mine. I just need to build it. I
need to build my build yours.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
You have to build the squatty potty.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
What.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Yeah, mine came in pieces. I need to screw it
all together. Oh, mine's a bamboo one.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Oh that's not a squatty potty.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
No, mine, Mine was fully squatty potty.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
That's one piece.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Wait, the squatty potties not come sharpened.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
No, youres We're not sure.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
My squatty potty did not come sharpened.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah, we were talking about this a little bit. I
think what I don't love the squatty potty because of
tripping over the squatty potty. Wait what and I have
it tucked underneath the toilet. But I like the other
night I went in, it's like four am. I'm trying
to take a piss, you know, in the middle of
the night, and I like, I go to like a

(24:32):
you know, cause I sit down when I pee, I
would say nine the yeah, yeah, yeah, good for you. Yes,
that's good, good for you. Love love it love taking
a load of iron wild stuff.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Yeah, I'm into that.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I don't subscribe to that.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
I ate shit so hard back into the toilet, like
I fucking hurt myself, Like I clipped my heel on
the squatty potty, and then just.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
This is not this isn't a squatty potty issue. This
is not a squatty potty issue. This is just just
an awareness issue.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
You need to be more aware of what's in your room.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Maybe get somebody's got some squatty potty.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
Stop it gets But.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
If the squatty potty wasn't there, I would have just said,
don't you get my heel on a thing that shouldn't
be there. Why don't you just get night vision goggles
and put them on when you go to the party.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Why don't you should back to them. Why don't I
get just night vision goggles?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Kyle?

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Night vision?

Speaker 6 (25:25):
Night vision when you wake up in the middle of
the night might be sick. Okay, that might be sick.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, So you're saying, Adam when he wakes up and
has to take a piss, should reach over to his nightstand,
put on night vision.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Gogs, strap on night vision.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
God fucking Silence of the Lamb.

Speaker 4 (25:45):
And this isn't even this isn't even for Adam.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Rainbow six in my.

Speaker 5 (25:51):
Sick this isn't even just for Adam anymore.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
This is like, I'm curious as to what the most
low profile, what's the most low pro file night vision
goggles out there? And it's probably not crazy. They're probably
like glasses.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Okay, sure, there's like a good Fox News commercial where
you can get those where it's like, for seven nine,
you can see your enemies in your backyard.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
When the when the energy goes out, when the path right,
when the grid collapses. You're gonna need this when your
knives aren't sharpened. I want to have your knives sharpened
and your night vision charge because it's almost the end
war is upart.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
I want them, I want this. I want this bad.
Hook it up?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Yeah, I mean in life, I think I would like
night vision goggles because that's kind of sick.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Fuck it.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
But just to go to the bathroom on a regular night,
I think that's a little much.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
That's your opinion.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
What I try to do is I try to be
asleep the whole way.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Oh sure, that's that night night.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
I like to basically get there, not turn on a light.
Sitting down, I still keep my eyes closed, try not
to think of anything because then if the mind gets racing,
then you can go back.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
To pad right right, right right now.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I get that next thing, you know, your night hiking.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Yeah, it gets crazy, Yeah, Kyle, I found I found.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Oh really, what about heat vision goggles? Would that be
better for you in this situation? Adam? What is that?
Does that help? I'm just trying to help?

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Is that? Can you do that? At night?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
I want to see my peepee in heat vision? I
think you're hot.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
I think you're gonna notice that that's really hot down there.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
What's the hottest color?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Blue?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Or red?

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Or yellow? Right? Is it blue?

Speaker 5 (27:27):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Or blues cold?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
I want to say infra red is probably the heat?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Or no is yellow the hottest.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Dude, I don't know how heat vision works. Okay, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
That's interesting.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I gotta throw predator on real quick.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
I want to say red is infrared? Is not that hot?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Right?

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Infra red is not? I think you would see red.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
I would guess that is it infrared or is it
heat vision?

Speaker 4 (27:53):
It's heat vision.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I thought they were all connected.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
I don't know, well, they might all be connected. They're
all goggles what is?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
And there's Terminator vision and there's predators. Hey, guys, like
a subscribe for us on YouTube and yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Babble language for life.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
You guys, go buy some of the ship were talking
about place.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
It's really hit, you know, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
I'm trying to put this link in the chat because
I found forty five dollars night vision glasses like this
and they are fucking cool.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
But thank you.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
The normal price for like a good pair of night
vision goggles is seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Oh shit, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
For like the real ship.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
It looks like yellow is the hottest.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Oh good, Yellow is the hottest.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Everyone, Yellow's the hottest. Red is is second hottest.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Red is not not not? What?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
What? What does this even mean red, yellow is the hottest?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
What does that?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I don't know hot?

Speaker 6 (28:49):
If you're if you got heat vision goggles, right, if
you have heat vision?

Speaker 2 (28:53):
God?

Speaker 4 (28:53):
So if I'm wearing a yellow T shirt, no no,
no no no no god no no. If you're seeing
if you put on the goggles color.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
C wait, let it where let's see where he goes? Yeah,
and then what do you think?

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Well, I don't understand, like what you're wearing heat vision goggles.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
If you're wearing yellow, you're super hot?

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Which also, why would you ever wear heat vision goggles.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
If you're hunting and you want to see animals.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
If you want to see behind a.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Rock, if you're an alien from another planet you're hunting humans?

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Yeah, or maybe if you're trying to like see if
something's hot, like a like water or something like if
you know.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Hawk is hot at night, Yeah, don't you kind of
hug your hand close to it and don't touch it?

Speaker 3 (29:31):
And if heat is radio.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
If you can't get that close though something, what if
you can't get close why.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Can't you wait, Adam, you don't want heat vision goggles.
Like if you're in Seal Team six and you're like
walking around you want to see where like the hot
bodies are.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
You can just go click if you're trying to find
the nearest hooter.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
See, no, dude, because I'll be I don't need that shit.
I I'll just be uh have be all stacked up
with shun steak knives and I'll slice a nice any
fool that comes my way.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Yeah, but no, Adam, Adam, You're gonna want these. You're
gonna want these, and I'll tell you how they work.
The yellow is the hottest. So you see a body,
you look at me with heat vision goggles on.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I'm hot.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
I'm a hot object. Yeah, you are run hot.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
Yeah, my I will be yellow. Your breath, I think
I will. My breath will be yellow.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
My.

Speaker 5 (30:22):
I think that's how it works.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Way to button it up there, Kyle, your dicks like purple.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
He got the coldest guy in the business.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Why is your dick purple? Purple?

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Dude, you're so cold? I mean it probably Yeah, you
could count on me.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
We fight out that a long time ago. Kyle had
a corpses is attached.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
To isn't that what we did on the show Got Dead?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yeah? Man, Kyle, I hate to say this, but your
your dick is dead. There's no but blood flow.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Zero life down there.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
That's not goods.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
But isn't that how we found the fucking like Brooklyn Brooklyn,
the Boston Marathon bombers. Yes, this is when. This is
when you found out that, like we got ship. We're
not talking about when they were flying over the city,
They're like, everyone, go the fuck home, we're looking for
these people. Boston be strong. Everybody went home and.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
They thought the cop found it.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
No, they flew things over the city with heat vision
and saw these dudes like hiding underneath the tarp of
a boat.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Oh right right.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
And they were like got them.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
And I was like, oh, I'm like a helicopter. Like
those ships were powerful.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
So that's a camera.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
That's a camera vision camera, Yes, heat vision.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
That's sorry, No, I'm just.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Had to just kind of stop the podcast.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
What he's he's a director, he watched, he watched the camera,
he watched.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
I was imagining goggles. Yes, Kyle, it is a camera. Yeah,
I'm just clarifying. What do I do now?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
What? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
But anyway, we're talking about them. Why would you use them?
And it was dope, you find them to find fucking criminals.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Yeah, it's fucking sick.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
If you're an average criminal, you don't have to worry
about that. If you're if you're just doing some some
grab and go, some smashing grabs, You're they're not going
to bust out the heat cameras on for you. Okay,
Like you got to do something really dastardly. You got
to be like a fucking marathon bomber.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
But imagine Kyle with his fucking night vision spectacles.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Yes, you do a smash and grab at the Nordstrom,
Kyle's going to strap on those goggles and come looking.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
You find your ass, dude, I found him.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Hey right here, he's under this boat.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Look at Kyle is in another world right now.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
I'm purchasing these these these goggles.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
There's a picture of you.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Kyle.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Oh man, these are sick.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I mean that I stayed up all night for that shit.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
You stayed up all night for what shit?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
For the marathon bombing to catch those dudes, because it
was like on.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Oh, that was some of the most intense televisions.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I stayed up and Twitter was like, did you see
this ship they're doing that? That was my first Like,
I don't know, has there been another Twitter like everybody's
fucking on there following something to the wee hours of
the night.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
Yeah, when Workaholics first came out.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yay, of course, of course, yes, it's it's Workaholics and
the Boston bombing.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Yeah, Workholics Wednesdays and the Boston Marathon bombs.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Oh yeah yeah, seminal Twitter hurricane.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Something that was happening.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Where what what's the question?

Speaker 2 (33:40):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (33:40):
I was just I never go on Twitter. I go
on Twitter, like, I mean this was ten years ago, right, yeah,
I never look at it.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I never have really.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I like to go on to be like, who is
still on here? Like, I mean we've talked to the
people were down there, like still like delivering twelve tweets
a day of like comedy heat.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Well, I thought you were a Twitter guy, like every
once in a while, you know, I just kind of
look at shit every once in a while, but like
I'm never participating.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Nice dude, but.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
I thought you were a Twitter guy. You're not.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
You've backed off the Twitter me.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
I mean, yes, I would say I was into Twitter
ten years ago or eight years ago, but now you
don't like a lawn, yeah that's what it is. Ughugh No,
actually I don't care about that. People are like, he's
letting anybody say anything, and now it's like the worst
thing in the world. It's like people are gonna say
stuff anyway, Like you want to know what people are
saying so you can be like that guy sucks. Isn't

(34:32):
that the whole concept of like transparency and knowing who's
being shitty?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Okay, Molly baby, Yeah, I don't know it is It
is weird, like who gives a shit? Who gives a shit?
Fuck it? Well, who gives a shit? Who says what
it's about?

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Giving hate speech a platform or whatever? That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
But isn't that how you air people out and go, whoa,
that guy's a fucking mora?

Speaker 4 (34:55):
I agree?

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Hate speech has always been allowed a platform, right always
like you're allow No, aren't you allowed to like say
what you want?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Wait, Blake knows, Blake when was like knows? I can't
remember personally, but when was it?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Though, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
No, hate speech is not allowed in the United States
of America. I believe they tear down like if you
have a like hate speech website or anything, the government
takes that down.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
Ruh. But I mean like speech. I'm talking actual speech
I'm talking about, Like, no, dude, it's freedom of speech.
You could say whatever you know.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
There are certain things. There are certain things.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
No, I believe hate speech. There are laws against hates.
Are there?

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Really?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I hate speech?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I think if it's inciting violence? Yeah, But if you
are just like I hate, like I'm going to start
a website I hate Blake Anderson and.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Well that's a weird example.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Yeah, but like it's like a whole website dedicated to
my hatred of Blake Anderson. Okay, And I'm not saying
anyone should like inflict violence upon you, but I am saying, like,
this guy's a bitch.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Dude, Okay.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
They would say that that's time.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I think if you I think that that's a person,
that's one guy. I think that that's one guy. I
think if you said, like, long haired people are the
problem with the recession, okay, and we need to start
murdering long long haired people.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Well no, well that I'm saying, as long as you
don't and listen, I.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Gotta go to sleep.

Speaker 6 (36:17):
No, I mean, like, I really is it not? But
speeches like this is you're talking about posting? This is
like publishing, right, is there a difference between the speech.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
This is important.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Is there a difference between speech and posting?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Glad it's us.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I'm glad it's us talking about.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
It loves when when it's just the four of us
aggressively arguing ship we have no idea about it.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
And right on top of what it's really about his speeches.
But Kyle go Off.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Did you guys hear Elon Musk bought Twitter?

Speaker 8 (36:52):
And like, no, I know, but isn't that she just
wrote in the in the chat here there is technically
no law against hate speech, but my bad happitalized, but
there is libel and slander laws.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Okay, Blake slander man.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Speech is not protected under the First Amendment, though it's
kind of a gray area, right.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
It's it's gotta be great because what is what? What
is hates? I mean, I know hates sp It's like
the rightest well, you know, pornography when you see it,
it's like, well, what does that mean? You know? Hate
speech when you see it?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
But you're like, right, right, well.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
You got the night vision goggles on, You're gonna know what.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Love porto.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I mean, it's all very interesting, you know.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
I love the idea of if someone's like going out
there saying some flagrant ship. It's up to the rest
of us to go, what, right, check out this fucking buffoon.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Well that's where we kind of ran into trouble, is
that's the thought we all had, and then we didn't
realize that we're all not on the same page. So
you start to be like that is true.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Then a lot of people are like, no, that butfood
makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
WHOA, Yeah, I thought we I thought we were in
agree and so that was real buffoon talk.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
And yeah, and then and then you're you're you realize
your uncle he's just going full buffoon. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
I do like how we're just slipping the word buffoon
in there.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Yeah yeah, here ancles really crawled down the buffoon hole.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Look, one of the one of the most notorious buffoons
of all time made off Hitler.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Just absolutely.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
And it's a little when you see that kind of
buffoonery in your own home, it gets a little crazy.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, yeah, it's it hurts to see a family member
become a buffoon. It's not cool, dude.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Yeah, when your family member and you're ethanksgiving and you
don't want to talk buffoon talk. But people are bringing
up buffoonery, and so you kind of have to defend
like non buffoonery, but they're all in on buffoonery.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Maybe you bring you bring someone to Thanksgiving and they're
they're a victim of buffoonery, and it's just it's an ugly.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Thing, and you're, well, you bring someone to Thanksgiving and
then you look over and your uncle's wearing a buffoon hat, right, yeah,
and yeah, a baffoon hat, just putting it out there, like.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Let's make buffoonery. Okay again, just like.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
I didn't even know they made buffoon merch, and now
all of a sudden it's everywhere. They're selling buffoon shirts.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Yeah, now this buffoon merch is everywhere. The main buffoon
is selling goddamn millions of dollars worth of stupid ass
buffoon merch.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Huh yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
And some of them it's kind of it's kind of
cool looking. Yeah, some of it you're like.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Fuck, some of it's very funny, ironically you want to
wear it. Maybe you even have worn it a lot
of Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
You start to go like, hey, is it that buffoonery?
If the merch is that cool, like he's obviously doing
something right. This buffoon if his merch is this cool looking,
you know.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
If you cut the sleeves off of it, it's ironic. Ye,
Like I can wear this like it for Halloween. Maybe
that it's important or is it? Or is it actual buffoonery?
And like can you even talk about buffoonery without And
then the more you.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
Hear buffoonery, the more the buffoonery starts to make sense,
you know, and you're like, joh ship, right, am I
a buffoonery? I've heard these buffoonish lies this many times
now it's starting to click and I'm like, well, maybe
that's not.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
A lie, right? You know?

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Hey, how much is that hat?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Right?

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Yeah? Did you say you had to go?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Yeah? I do have to go.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
I thought so. I thought we might want to wrap
it up, but I.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Gotta go hop in the pool. Baby, I'm trying to
I'm trying to lose so much weight right now, baby, be.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Good to yourself.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Are you fat right now?

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Jersey?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
I think you're looking really good, dude, No, man, thank you,
I think you're looking really face. It's fine, but the
titties are there, Oh, the titties are sagging.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Oh come on?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
You know we all were together the other day.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Booms are huge. My knee and hip and growing and
back are really fucked up, as I've told you guys
the other day. And I can't work out my body.
And they don't even want me to lift weights anymore.
They're like, just don't do anything for like a year.
Bro Right, You're about to have the best summer of
your life. I'm going to be so obese.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Just get those stim just put stem pads all over
your body and just lay down.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
And I do want to work out, and I think
swimming is like the it's the last thing I can do.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
I want to go with you swimming because I'm not
the strongest swimmer in a way that it's never exercise.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
You actually might be the strongest swimmer, but not the
best swimmer. Yes I might be the strongest guy.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Yes I might be the strongest. I can't swim for
exercise because I like, I get halfway across the pool
and I'm like Jesus Christ, I got to keep fucking like.
I go so slow that it's it's it feels like
I'm not really I need to get better. So it's
more of a workout, is what I'm trying to say,
I want to.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
You want like an efficiency lesson kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Yes, So I need to.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
I need to.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
You need to teach me a couple of tricks of
the trade, because that one time we were in the
pool at the Workhog's house and we had like a
nice swim day. I remember the four of us. That's
why I was wondering, Yeah, some stroke tips, and you
told us a few tips and I was like, oh,
that immediately made me better, and I just want a
few tips. What was your stroke when we did that,
we were doing the medley? What was your stroke? Let's

(42:14):
all talk our strokes. Breast I can't remember what outam.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Read, so everyone listening, I love just at a nice
pool record and I was like, you guys, we got
to set the pool record here at your house. And
we did a relay I think I might have done,
but then we did a medley relay where I let
off going backstroke because you know where you're going, and
that was my thing.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Back to is it breaststroke? Blake was breaststroke?

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Right?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Yeah? I like the breast. Yeah, I do the frog cake.
Listen to fly?

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Who was Kyle?

Speaker 4 (42:49):
I was doing fly there and then I must have
been freestyle because I don't think I can do anything else. Okay,
also last.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Person, Yeah, oh and the anchor. The anchor a very fine.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Thing to be yea literally an anchor, like stopping the bike,
stopping it.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Sinks to the bottom. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
And we definitely still have the pool record there, and
I think we've done it a couple of times and
broke our own record. Yeah, that was fun.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
I would love to get good at butterfly. I think
that's a cool ass fucking stroke and very hard. I've
never been great at it.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Well it is. There's a next to my physical therapy place,
there is an aquatic center in Irvine. So I was like,
I'm gonna go to this.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
U nove Aquatics shout out.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
I'm going to go to this place and swim. And
then I had to fill out like a form online
to see like how good of a swimmer you are?
And I'm not a good enough swimmer to swim at
that pool, it says.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
For sure, Lie they knew from online?

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Well yeah, well, because it's it was like do you
know how to breaststroke? Do you know how to backstroke?
And I'm like I don't know how to really do
either of those things. I know how to just like
kick my legs and splash my arms about until I
get to the other side of the pool.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Well, doggy pat, do you know that that form your
out which is in my mind that stems back to
like systematic buffoonery. Yeah, they're basically trying because they're keeping
out people that were not even allowed to swim there
back in like buffoonish days.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Oh really, this is some racist buffoonery.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I would say. I would say, this is well, what's racism?
Is that like buffoonery?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
That is buffoonery.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
I would say, yeah, buff just up the bit.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Sorry, I'm not tracking it.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
So I would say them and their thing, they got
lifeguards on duty, get over there and do your thing
exactly all right, Okay, And by the way, I'm I'm
an advocate for people learning how to swim. We'll talk
about that on family feud.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
We'll get into it when when I come up to
l A next time, I'm going to hit you up
and be like, hey, I'm here for a couple of days.
If you do go swimming that time I.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Got kicked out of the house, let me crash on
your couch, get some swim lessons.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
I got kicked out of the house. Let me, let's
meet up at the pool because I would love to
just know a few little tricks of the trade.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yeah, I got you. And maybe that's week we'll talk
about Corvettes.

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Don't know right, let's save it for next week. Well,
I will bring it up quickly. I was talking about
getting a Corvette.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Corvette and knife guy. I like this guy.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
I've had the same Camaro convertible side the same Camaro
convertible for over a decade. I've kept my car. I
still drive it all the time. I truly love that car.
It's cool, man, Yeah, I really really love its cool.
It looks good on you. Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
But I'm like, is it time to upgrade my lifestyle?
But the thing is, I'm gonna, you know, hopefully we're
gonna have a kid in the next year or two. Okay,
there's not room in a Corvette to put a baby
seat exactly. So I got still get it, get it now,
get it now. But then I got to sell that
car in like two years. And that's you don't just

(45:49):
it for two years. That can be your classic. Yeah,
but I'm gone. I'm usually gone. The entire year. So
I lease a car, it just sits in a ground.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
But yeah, it'll be your weekend or dude, yeah, when.

Speaker 6 (45:58):
That can be your class car. Think about it in
like twenty years. You've got that Corvette.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
You know, goddamn Sea Lion in my Corvette, Adam.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Trust me, when you have a kid, you're gonna need
to take a couple of long drives by yourself.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Yet it.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
So here's the question.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
A Corvette convertible or the BMW like k M eight
or whatever, like they're super high end convertible is super sick?
Get the vet, Just get the vet.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I mean, I feel the vet matches your your new
sharp knife lifestyle. But yeah, it's true.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
I mean, look, you're an American guy from from the Heartland. True,
gotta go American muscle. True. Yeah, and it's it's the
new mid engine.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Give it a shot. Chloe hates it. She's every time
she sees she's like, oh, look at that douchebag. And
I'm like, I think that guy looks cool. Just getting
like that looks so cool to what color?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
She's like, what a douchebg?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
What color are you thinking? Well?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
I got it.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Stick with my other cars. And go dark blue, baby true.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Blue baby dark blue corvette.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Yeah, that's kind of ugly.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
No, that's kind of ugly.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
No, it's sick. I've built it. I built let me
tell you.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
That's a horrible color for a corvette.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
No, it's to you.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
Why is that bad?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
That like almost makes it not a corvette to you
because you want a red one.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
It feels very subdued to me. It doesn't feel like
it's poppy enough.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
I'm a subdue Adam.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
I like it unless you go.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Brown, red, white, black, black. I feel like it's gotta
be flamboyant status here. What are we doing?

Speaker 6 (47:35):
I don't think it has to be. I think I
think you can be black. I think you could go
like a midnight purple. I just don't see it, dude.
It'll be with a flamboyance.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Is when I fucking fart fire when I passed you, dude,
that's my flamboyance. Pass Is it dark?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
You can't pass my wagon out of its four buttholes?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Vet has four buttons? Okay, what about this, Adam.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
It's dark blue with like a blue flame, like a
baby blue flame on the side.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Okay, yeah, now we're and you know I'm paying extra,
so I fart blue flames. Dude. Yeah, dude, when I'm
passing you.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
By the way, Adams, you have to get it, and
we gotta do it. We gotta do a rev off
for the pod with our cars.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Oh, I've got you fucking beat with the with the
el Camino.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
There's no way.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
There's no meat eater over here, man. Yeah, we got knife, guy,
we got meat eater.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
There's nothing louder than my car.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
There's no way that my el Camino.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
No, nothing, it's louder.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
My car is louder than.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
What's your car?

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Yeah, what do you have? It's so loud. Well it
allowed in like a shitty way though, you'res just loud
and like, oh it's gonna break down. His is loud
and it's going yeah, flight. You just got Camino, the
sixty eight, Yeah, the sixty eight old. No, that thing
four fifty four fifty four big block yea four.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Anymore.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Hey, we're talking steak, We're talking knives, we're talking engines.

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Now this is finally.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I'm telling this is interesting.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
It's important how yours might be louder idol just like
sitting there because it's a fucking but when mine slap stood,
it's over.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
I don't know, du I still don't know what is it?
What is the car? Tell me what the car is again?
Et sixty three A MG wagon player?

Speaker 4 (49:24):
What you see U?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
I do like that.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
DRS has like an ultimate dad car because it's a wagon,
but then it's also super fucking souped up and fast.
I think that's cool, and I do want a dad car,
but I do also want to keep a convertible.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
It goes one hundred and eighty seven miles an hour,
it goes.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
How how fast?

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Everybody? Show your cock on bed right now? No, dude,
you want to see it?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
You can't see it.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
I want to cock, bro, come on, you see it.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
I haven't seen this vehicle. I want to never I
want to drive this vehicle. I think maybe I saw
it under like a cover at your house.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Sixty nine did, Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
It's a sick wagon. I didn't know you still had it.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
I thought you had got it.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
It's my weekender. I did, I got I got Tesla.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
But like room room, bitch, I gotta I gotta fucking
hear this, bitch man, I'll hear.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
I'll listen. I'll listen to it.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
When I That's why I want you to get your
weekend and get your get your vet.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Well, you know what I'm excited for is uh, I'm
excited for Muppets to come out. That's what I'm excited for.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Yeah, me too, Muppets.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Our friend.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Honestly, I am Jurs doesn't like to promote his own stuff,
so I'll do it for him. Oh yeah, she is
one of the stars of the new Muppet show that's
coming out. What does it come out?

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Mayhem? Muppets Mayhem about the band, the Muppet Mayhem Band
with Doctor Test You guys, it's been a while, and
when is it out? It's on Disney Plus. It comes
out like this week. You're gonna love it.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
That's excited.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Now.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
It's something that you can watch with the whole family,
or it is our rate.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
You can watch it with the whole family. You're gonna
love it.

Speaker 4 (51:07):
I'll be watching this. I'll be watching this.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I will lily sing Taz Maury of Smart Guy Fame.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
What is my favorite part of this is you're kind
of the villain in it, right, You're like a bad boy.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Yeah, not a bad guy. I'm a good guy going.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Well this is his character work. You know, when you're
a bad guy character, you never see yourself as the villain.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
You never see yourself as the bad guy. That's right, there's.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Levels to this ship. I play Lily's ex boyfriend Dorc
who she dumped, who's now turned his.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Life Lily Sing, who is like the lead of the
show right.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Correct, a mondo. I was a dog who didn't have
my life together. She dumped me and now on this
uh streaming music app mogul god to win her back.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
The king of Spotify, al will I win her back?

Speaker 3 (51:55):
You sound like a buffoon?

Speaker 4 (51:56):
But what h and who is the coolest muppet? Now?
When you work with these muppets, was it like I
like the girl who's the lead of the old guys?
That like, we're working the muppets.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
They've been around for a long time. These guys have
been at it for decades.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Yeah, that's sick.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
It's awesome. And watching them operate is next.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
And they're all cool. They're all like X like ls
D heads and ship. They're they're fucking rap.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
They're high the entire time, which was kind of cool.
That is no, they're I mean they're out there.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
You did a really good job, Arnders way to go,
very good.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Wow, get the get this.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
They might consider that buffoonery. Uh yeah, what was that?

Speaker 9 (52:38):
I just want to say that unders did a fantastic
job on the show, and I hope everything.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
What was this?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Like, that's just a voice? Is that like a character?

Speaker 4 (52:49):
That is that? That's generic Muppet number six?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Adam? Do you want to do a voice that has
nothing to do? But it's different?

Speaker 4 (52:57):
I hope you understood a really great job.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
That's Yoda.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
That's a voice.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
You know what? Though? Met met Yoda, met Frank Oz
at like the comic con that we went to, and
I was like, I was like, dude, thank you. I
can't remember exactly what I said, but I was like,
thank you for like making all the stuff you made
that changed everything. And he was like, whoa, I like you.
I'm like, yeah, I just I would have blown him

(53:25):
right there, Frank.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
And he's like, I don't know, I'm sensing coming.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Frank Oz if people don't know this, and then we'll
get the f out of here. Voice of Yoda. Movie
director Muppet o g. He did Kyle way too close
right now.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Legend directed House Sitter. You know Houseitter he directed.

Speaker 6 (53:52):
Did he direct the like a Wizard one a Wizard
of Oz rendition frank Oz.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Did Frank Oz do the Wizard of Oz?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Yeah, I think he did one of them. I think
he did Drill A to B.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Yeah, he might have the Return to Wizard of Oz
or maybe I'm thinking scared.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
I thought he did the one. Didn't he do the
one with Michael Jackson or some ship?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Yeah, return to all that's the Whiz. I don't think
he directed that.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Return to Oz is the one with like TikTok that
is scar or maybe by.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
The way, it is terrify if you watched the Whiz, Dude,
we just don't make them like we used to. The
fucking production value on that was wild.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
And it was it would say, or naked Grandma two thousand.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
It was a naked Michael Jackson. Anyway, Yeah, Matt, frank
Oz perks of the job. Everybody who was involved in
the Muppets show their geniuses because like they're they're muppeteering
and acting and watching monitors down below at the same time,
so they're watching their own performance as they do it.

(54:57):
It is wild and then there might be somebody else
doing also. Part of the muppet like.

Speaker 6 (55:02):
Also, frank Oz directed Bowing Crystal and Bow Fingers.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
So the guy is a legend. He not only did
the Muppets, he did Bow finger So he's a fucking
very cool voice of Yoda. Very cool.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (55:16):
He also did a Little Shop of Horrors, which I
recently revisited, and that movie is so fucking grick.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Moranis top of his game.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Yeah, dude, he did the Indian in the Cupboard.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
So yeah, the guys, the guys that movie actually raise.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Yeah, frank Oz, he's one of the guys that made
movies that just fucking hit. But he didn't have to
put his signature all over it, right, you were like, oh,
that's for sure a frank Oz movie. It was just good.
So you were like, of course that was frank Oz.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Damn, no flowers, And we're not we're flowers f l O.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
W r S.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
We're not giving him anything like that. We're giving him
he deserves it, but we're not going to do that.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
And but he was cool. But be sure and check
out Muppets Mayhem on Disney.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Plus and Family Few.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
I don't know when it comes out, but about my
father with Sebastian Manscalco Robert de Niro comes out next
week or something like that.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
I love it. A lot of fun stuff coming down
the pike for Old Jersey.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Am I the same guy and everything in the next
three things I.

Speaker 6 (56:22):
Do, maybe a limited space for character.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
I like it well, working all right, guys. That's another
episode of.

Speaker 9 (56:34):
Yes, Important, Important is Important?

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Am I released yet?