Ep 137: Service Dog Day Afternoon

Today, this is what's important:

Business talk, Kyle's late, Pacino v DeNiro, expired passports, Pickleball, Pierce Brosnan's art, service animals, The Smashing Pumpkins, Ders' weekly challenge and more. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously both critically
crucially important today on This is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
He'll whine and dine you, but his sixty nine is
going to be lacking. What happened to just being like,
I love my dog. My dog's great. You're dressed like
a farmer. I love it.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
He's like eighty years old at this point.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
He's finding pit clips.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
And here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Eh, whoa what n It's just one of those days.
Is it one of those days or one of those nuns? Yeah,
look at a little bit. It's just one of those days.
So what happened?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
I was I was going to be late and possibly
even missed the podcast because the power went out in
my house. And then uh luckily the power came right
back on, right on time. And then now Kyle's not here.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
We're fucking living in a nightmare right now.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Well I was, yeah, it came back on it at
about twelve or five, and then I had to sit
my shit up and here we are now.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
And now Kyle's gone. Yeah, this is a real shit show.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Kyle's gone can't help when your power comes on or off.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
So well you can. You can with your votes. You
can with your votes. Okay, so thank you, Gavin news
Newsome Newstead.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
He's out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, Wow, Blake Callay charged out the gate.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
When I want to know something, I go to my
guy Blake. Yeah, he's got the answers and the information.
He texted it earlier, so he did know the name.
So now I know he's just playing a character for
the podcast. Dude, you don't have to be dumb. We
would love you even if you were smart. Yeah, you
don't have to be dumb for the people.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Dude, this is why Adam needs to get And I
say this. I know we did car talk the other
week about corvettes and stuff. Man, Yeah, this is why
you need to get that f one fifty lightning. You
can plug it in and power your house. I would
love that.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I can't plug it in though not in Newport.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Really, what's some of that Newsome? Because the garage is
too small.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
It's like it was an old nineteen twenties beach cottage,
so it's it's built literally for a Model T like literally.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
God right, the first car ever.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
So the garage is so small.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Literally literally literally Model T is the first car ever?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Am I correct?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
In? Assuming that? No, it's the it's the first mass
production car, the.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
First one that Ford was like, y'all all, y'all can
get this bitch, Yeah, even you poor folks.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
So to me the industrial revolution for me, yes, yes, yes, yes,
charge at the base of at the base of what
what we as we now know as mass mark sure,
go off king, go off king, fluctuating dividends and dividends
global economy as one will to diversify his smart as

(03:03):
hell toy.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
This is when you're at a wedding and you get
cornered by some business bro and he's just saying all
of those words, and you're like, real, does he not
know what he's talking about? Because he seems like he's
just saying like he's just doing the bad character that
Durst was doing, like a guy that's just saying business words.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Bad character, really good character, really good thank you, really
great character works.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
You're so talented, you're so t You know my space
work below the frame.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I didn't what were you doing a little bit of this?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Like I'm gonna tell you fucking yeah, steal it a
little bit of this.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Wait, did we ever tell the story about how like
when we would jerk off on camera and workaholics, you
couldn't really like show anything other than I.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Like that you said win not that one time. Like
like when we would.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Which is how often we were jerking off on camera.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
There were several scenes where we were joeing, whether it
be by car, by playing, by boat.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
By office you got stick crank down, bygone. I think
there's yeah, so we couldn't. You couldn't show like your hand.
It was, for whatever reason, too vulgar to show your hand.
I mean you couldn't show your hand because then you'd
see your dick, but you couldn't see like below your elbow.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Speak for yourself. Where's his huh? Yeah? Yeah? What is
he dragging out with two fingers?

Speaker 3 (04:28):
It's just Blake is masturbating like this, yeah, starting to fire,
just rubbing his index and pointer finger.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
This is the world's smallest violin. It's like rolling a J.
Just rolling a J.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's what That's what Blake calls jerking off rolling a J.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Real quick it is.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Damn that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
That's actually so you couldn't show your from your elbow down,
so it was just a lot of like shoulder work
and you're like, I don't know, I don't really get and.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
It wouldn't read if you just we're doing it below
the frame because your shoulders not moving. Yeah, it looks
like you're just bouncing. So Kyle was like, you gotta
move your shoulders.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Really work that show.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
I feel like we did, like we jerked off like
night at the Roxbury, basically just.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Gonna I feel like we could have had a lot
more fun with that. Like there we left a lot
of jokes on the table with the with the shoulder joh,
did anybody really start like.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I'm sorry, did we leave a lot of jokes on
the table? I think we did. I feel like we did.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I think we did cover all the jokes we are
capable of that table. That's our spinoff podcast is called
Jokes on the Table, and we just talked about the
jokes we left.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
There's so many jokes we left on the table.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
There's a lot of stuff I wanted to talk about.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
So many left we left.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
After seven seasons, we still had so many jokes left.
We had a we had a movie left. We had
a movie left.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Oh my god, oh fucking sas Jesus.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Christ looks like a trillion bucks.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Who that was legit the scariest thing that's ever happened
to me. I've kind of forgot.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Sorry, dude, I thought you knew I was coming over me.
I'm sorry for those people listening who noticed Kyle was
gone because we didn't mention it.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I mentioned it right at the top, did you yes?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh, I guess I just didn't hear it. I asked
where it was, and you guys bulldozed me. I'm sorry
where he was, and you.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Guys just plowed right over and then made fun of
me for being fifteen minutes late even though my power
was out.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
What is the quotes you came on fifteen minut quote?
You were fifteen minutes late. You just quoted time because
of my power. We knew that it was my power.
I know, but that's but that doesn't make it well,
you still came on fifteen minutes late. I don't care what.
I'm not mad. It's just funny to.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Me that you're like, I could come on.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's not on me exactly. It was just fifteen minutes
after the time, not quote unquote no air quote. Yes,
it's okay, okay quote sure and he does it with
his thumb, so sure.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Because because it wasn't. I wasn't quoting. I was just grabbing.
I was grabbing the nugget that you threw out there,
grabbing and I misinterpreted.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
And I'm so sad. I lost my family. What do
you mean you lost your family? What do you mean? Nothing? Man,
don't worry about it. What's going on? Blake? Just Kyle's here, man,
and that's all I got. How do we leave that
on the table? The air quotes with the thumbs late today? Guys?
Oh we was squeezing button now.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Gigantic plants like supposed to cover like the trash that
you have behind you or what's uh huh?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Heaps? The heaps make you moved? You moved the camera completely? Yeah, No,
I just wanted.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I just I felt like the plant was a good look.
Let me know in the comments.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Fucking Audrey too in the remix. Let me know in
the comments.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Slide in them, d and is that a real plant?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
So? What is the deal here?

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Why is Kyle l a and why or why is
he at your house?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Why is he here now.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Well, Kyle's in town to fit his brother in a suit,
and evidently everything fell through at the hotel he was
staying at.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
As far as WiFi, he's pouring his brother into a suit.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
So he is now here setting up to get on pod.
So we should have him for his side of the
story here pretty soon.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Truly got there in ten minutes from this hotel.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, it's pretty close. It's pretty close by.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
And that's what I love about La is that it's
just like everything's accessible. Is he staying in Universal or something?

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I don't know what hotel? Are you in?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
What room?

Speaker 4 (08:44):
The Amorado?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
He says, fake.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
That's a that's a cookie, dude, that's a cookie that
you eat with coffee.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I believe that's a fency Pepper's farm. Yeah, coffee Comorado.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
This motherfucker's just eating bed cookies all night. Look at here,
he goes, Dude, he's getting in.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I can't wait to hear his side of the story.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Well, what the heck, Kyle, dude, I mean, don't even
let me know when you're in town. Man, I'm going
to be up there this week.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
I was trying.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
I want to kick it, homie, would have known.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
He legit can't hear you at this point.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
So if you're listening at home, how hard are you
right now? Is this just getting you?

Speaker 4 (09:20):
There?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Is this just riveting?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Let me show you there it is.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Look at this? What is the Oh god?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
I actually feel kind of sick because I have a
lot of different liquid slashing around in my stomach, one
of them being pre workout, which works beyond wraw.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yes, oh no shit, it worked. I'm telling you, dude, you.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Took pre workout before the podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yes, dude, yeah, he's putting in work up. You're muted.
You're muted. You're muted me. You muted yourself. I feel
like you can do it long.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Yeah, you're dude, you're not.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
This one's off the rails, baby, This one's off the rails,
and I like it.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Why did you take pre workout before the podcast?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
It?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
I just I you know, I'm out of buzzball, so I.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Just hey, Hey, what's up, Kyle new a check.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Welcome, dude, Welcome to the pod.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Make me cool? Look at my boy who kill Yeah?
Look an extra sexy and that Kyle.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
I do feel like we have to be careful with
our overlap because the echo, Na.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, don't even worry about it. It actually sounds pretty
spot on.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
I think this is good. We're doing a live sound
check out there for all you t I I lovers
out there. Yeah, where my TII lovers at?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Dude, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Uh so, what was what was Anna telling us? The
internet beef? That is going to be long gone by
the time this episode airs.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
Who was hotter when they were young? Pucino or de Niro? Pacino?

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Yeah, that's an easy answer.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Pacino was hotter.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I feel like de Niro was a much better looking.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Man, handsome, but Pacino was raw sexual energy and you
can't deny that. That's why I think I'm attracted to Pacino.
This guy was eating ass back in the seventies without
a dob HoTT. I love him, love the guy. Is
that right? You know the tongue's going everywhere?

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Yeah, for sure, his tongue is going everywhere without a doubt.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Like he's finding nooks and crannies. You didn't know you
had clips in Wait you know what I mean? Wait right?
Size Pacino or de Niro? Pacino?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
You think he discovered like the the g spot, the
pit clip.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yeah, yeah, he's in arm pits for sure. And it's
the seventies. It's hot, it's sticky. Did you just say
pit clip hot? Hot?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Hot?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
That's something I never.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Heard of, Dude, I didn't even know that's a real thing.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Bam. I don't know what I'm on beyond raw right now,
I don't know what I'm I'm about to crack open
a fucking can over here, a little high boy. Everybody
gets substances. Show your substance. Show your substance. Can you
snort a line of that stuff? Wait? But so just
a nero, handsome, more handsome, you know, wine and dine.

(12:00):
He'll wine and dine you, but his sixty nine is
going to be lacking.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, but I feel like young de Niro was like, uh,
I mean he's he's the coolest looking motherfucker ever.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Really, I like cool, Yeah, I mean young Pacino just
was ringe in a way where you're like, whoa. I
like Surp too.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
He's so freaking hairy and hot like Kyle kind of.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
He comes in the room cranking down. That's what we're saying.
He actually looks like your dad, Kyle. Dude, I'm all
with that guy. Yeah, that's tight. Yeah, he's got beautiful eyes.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
We can say that, right, He's gorgeous. He's much sexier
than DeNiro. I think I think he is. Yea, he
is sex He is sex.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Okay, okay, what's the hottest DeNiro? Which movie? Because I
told you Paccino's hottest movie. What's de Niro's hottest?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Exactly? Bad Grandpa?

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Yeah, probably Bad Grandpa or the Intern?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, the f sixty nine dudes.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Okay, so there's Robert de Niro in Surpaco.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
No, that's wait, sorry, no, no, that's how good de
Niro is is that?

Speaker 4 (13:06):
That's actually Adam might have just taken himself out of
this argument because he's not sure which ones because he
misspoke and we're.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Not allowed to do that. Blake, fuck off, come on,
funk off. It was called Pacino de Niro. He needs
to catch them flat. Yeah, no one's ever done that.
No one's ever done that.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Wow, durs, wait to come to your freaking buddies, aid,
I like that because the New Wanders it's not Pylon
Pod anymore.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
All right, Well, there's the two photos, and I don't know,
actually that is a hot ass pick of de Niro.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
It's very little though, but.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Adam had a good question, what is the hottest de
Niro movie? Like what is he the hottest? Like taxi driver?

Speaker 6 (13:46):
Like what? What?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
What? What?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
What?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
What? He was all?

Speaker 3 (13:49):
He was all boxing shape.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Rags that he had that nose thing. Where did you
guys go? I've lost you guys, can't see you. This
is the way. What's up? I can't see you guys anymore?
I like clicked something close.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
I think that's just your eyes stopped working because of
the Beyond Raw.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
I don't need this. My eyes are going in and
out as well because of the Beyond.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh yeah, and raging Bull. De Niro had like a
different He had like a fake nose on or some ship.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Is that? What is that? What's happening? Yeah? He had
like a fake broken nose kind of thing during the
whole movie or just the end the whole movie. The
whole movie. I haven't seen it. I did not know this. Yeah,
whoa wait? What does he look like in Dick Tracy?
I feel like he was really hot in that movie too.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
What was it be insane looking?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
I thought that's Warren Baty. Warren Baty directed it. Warren
Beatty was Dick Tracy. He starred and directed.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Okay, where's that Hollywood bunt when you needed?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Look at this de Niro? What movie is this? Whoa
that's a hot think like that deer hunter. No, I'm
saying he's more handsome you are, But like he's not
finding that pic clip. He's just not going to do that.
Also tripping right now.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Dude, I don't know. He's still having kids.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
He just hadn't. Yeah, I saw that he was finding
the pit clip. I know, I got to get the
kids together with them. We're all very stoked for him. Yeah,
he's finding the pit clip. Dude. No, no, No, is
here something like eighty years.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Old at this point. He's finding pit clips.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I know. What I'm saying is that he he kind
of has that lay there beauty where he's like, I
don't need to do much, like they're gonna find my
pit clip, whereas like Pacino's got that, he's got those eyes.
Everything else is unhinged. Yeah, he's got scavenger eyes. Scavenger eyes,
thank you, thank you, Kyle.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
He's a hunter gatherer and he's gathering clits.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Oh yeah, hunter ga Okay, I agree to disagree, Okay,
all right.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, Blake is Pacino in Dick Tracy, Yes, Pacino's and Ditricy. Yeah,
I don't even think it's the Nero. I think it's
Pacino Adam. Sorry, we just want to have the whole
other conversation there there both.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, I just don't think he just doesn't do it
for me. Pacino just does not do it for me. Really,
I get it. I get what you guys are saying
with like, he has like a manic energy.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
But Adam, he would tell you you've got a great ass, Yeah,
what the hell? And he'd want to get all the
way up in. That'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
I mean, it'd be fun to hang out, it'd be
fun to party with the guy. But I don't want
to fuck the guy like I want to fuck a hero.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
That's my point is he'll fuck you.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
I guess it comes down to, like, what part of
this is sex appeal? Like, do you like this scavengerrice?
Is that more sexy than traditional handsome?

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Because I think it is what is like his psychotic
and I think.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
That can be sexy. I think that's allowed to be sexy.
You know, I think that that's tight.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Yo? What up there? My god? This bro going off?

Speaker 4 (16:47):
What I have Kyle's lower half on camera if you
want to see it.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh boy, yeah, where are those hands? I want to
see what those hands do? I gotta pull this out
of my pocket. Start eating apple? Oh, I was wondering.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
I was like, is that an apple in your pocket
or your nuts?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Just fucking swell?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
So, Kyle, why are you down in the southern California hemisphere?

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Don I'm down here for two reasons. Did you get
down here? I got down here last Thursday, Wednesday night?

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
And I was Wednesday night. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
I had to rush down here because that morning I
was packing to go to France, packing and I saw
my passport was expired.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Oh yeah, I heard about this, boneheaded. I gotta keep
it a hontet fully expired or going to be expired.
Oll we fucking expired like four weeks ago in April, buddy.
So you're dumb.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
You're dumb, super dumb. Book the trip to Europe without
checking my passa. So that was stupid.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
So I'm a dumbass. So how quickly are you going
to be able to get it back?

Speaker 5 (17:54):
We had to jump through some hoops and go through
the office of Representative Brad Sherman, who's helping me out
and I'll be able to get it before I get
on the plane on Wednesday, which is nice.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
And who is Brad Sherman?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Okay, dude, he's.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
The homie who's helping me out right now, that's what's
going on.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Are those his oaks? What does that even mean? Who's
what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
He's the homie that's he's like a friend of yours.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I think he's a house of representatives. He's a new something.
It all comes back to news. That's what I was
getting at.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I knew, I knew he was someone, but we need
to explain things for the podcast representative.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
It's all connected Illuminati.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
You're an Illuminati piece of ship. Okay, so how did
you get in contact with him? What is this sex party?
No sex party?

Speaker 4 (18:38):
You fucking Illuminati son of a bitch?

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Okay, all right? What was that one called? What wise
wide shut both sex party? What was the sex party
in La called? There's so many, there's so the one
that texted Adam a long, long long time ago.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yeah, oh Sanctum, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So this was
through Sanctum. Your accountant they have they can pull the
strings and call the people.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Got your passport. You sang to them and you got
with through fortully yeah our account.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Ye oh yeah, that sounds like a Roberts Nero character
who's for as you know, what.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Was bonkers about the way that my brain worked in
the moment that I found out that it was fucking dude?

Speaker 2 (19:19):
I bet it was so funny what happened in your brain? Dude.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
I looked once it said oh four seventeen twenty three,
and I was like, okay, cool, I got a year.
And then I'm like, wait, no, it is twenty three.
Looked at it again, I'm like, that's fucked up. I
fucked up. I'm I fucked up, and I'm like, no,
I didn't. And then I took my phone out and
I turned it onto camera mode and I like looked

(19:41):
at it through the camera and at that point it
was fucking real to me.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
I ah, huh wait.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
And if you're if you're just joining us now, we
don't know either teers, buddies, Yeah, Kyle is a can
deep and ye spiral yeah day, how many of them
cans did you drink before looking at your passport?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Pile of hands over here, you know, very cheers, Maybe,
how do we know that's not Jimmy Hart. What's that?
What's going on? So?

Speaker 3 (20:08):
Why did you have to rush down here to get
a representative sherman to help you?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
And over?

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Well, I didn't know if I was going to have
to go in right, So I didn't know if it
was going to be like come in and then come
back later.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Oh sure, So I just hit the road.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
And also I played my first pickleball tournament this weekend
in Anaheim.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
See you how'd that go? Fucking lost? Bro, like out
the gate, lost like like one and done, like didn't
even get to warm up. No, dude. We played me
and my friend Ryan Max o'melia. You guys know a
great actor, long limb Max. Yeah, long Limb Max.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
We played together and we did not play well as
a partnership. I'm just gonna put it out.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Yeah, have you played together before? Just for a little bit.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
We only played for two days, So I went before
that and then decided to get in the tournament and
we got stopped.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
What didn't work between you guys? Different skill levels, attitudes, communication.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Yeah, attitudes, communication, skill levels boobs are huge, harsh, mellow yes,
but also I over strategized, duh.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
That's what you do what your boobs are huge.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
You gotta be in the moment, dude, Like you say,
just be vibro.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
As to quote you, It's called pickleball, not strategy ball exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
No. I thought that this was gonna be a good thing.
I really did.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
But it was a little bit too complex for us,
so and then we both got kind of locked into
it and we couldn't switch out, so we were just stuck.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
So once it was just kind of whoops. But yeah,
we went one in seven. Okay, one in seven. That's
a terrible record, horrible, one of the worst ones that
was at the tournament.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
I thought you were going to say three. Well, I
couldn't be three and seven.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
So when you were saying like, uh that, you were
like offended that you weren't part of the like celebrity
pickleball thing. Are you now kind of looking at it
and you're going like, maybe I didn't deserve to be
invited because I'm not that good or wow, dude.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
No, I'm not thinking that. I'm not thinking those people
were awful though.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Are you thinking like those guys are also at the
same level of not that good as you?

Speaker 5 (22:12):
I really think I just I just clouded our brains
with strategy, and it was we didn't know the dance.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
The term is choked.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
We choked and then we got in our head and
we choked. And I haven't competed like that ever.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Did you gag on the cop?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Did?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
No? We did the exact opposite. Are we bringing that back?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
You gagged on the competition?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Cock? Here's live footage of Kyle at the cop choking burn.
We got you gagging on that competition? Cock? I thought, Kyle, wait,
but didn't you? Kyle? Didn't you also play one on
one that I played? Really?

Speaker 5 (22:46):
I did really good in the one on one. I
still had one. My record was one and three, but
those games were solid. Uh, And I really did better
than I thought I would. And that was after the
eight doubles games with Ryman.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Did you recognize anybody at the tournament? Had you seen
any of these people online in your community, in the
pickleball community.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
No, this was a pretty random cal State Fullerton thing
that I signed up for on a whim about a
month ago, month and a half ago.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Did anybody say after they beat you? Did anybody quote
the pod at you and go like you lose? Was there?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
How many people quoted the podcom you lose none, What
the fuck?

Speaker 5 (23:30):
I know?

Speaker 2 (23:30):
This wasn't a cool crew.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
It was not.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
It was very small turning. It was it was kind
of like, did anybody thank you for what you're doing
for the sport? Yeah? Nobody. Why didn't you cry about it?
Nobody did?

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Man, it was unfortunate. I kind of went there, I
guess a little incognito.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Damn yeah yeah, dang did.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Yeah, but you know it's not over. I actually enjoyed competing.
It was thrilling. I haven't done that. Dursey do that right?
You did the marathon and ship. That's competition, brain.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
I did the triathlon. Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Well you're not, I mean, Duristarry when you're when you
do like the triathlon and ship, because I haven't competed
in like a real way, I mean for I mean god,
I don't even remember the last time. Uh, are you
planning on winning? You're not really right because you're there's
like guys that do me.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah. I have personal goals and then I'm also a
total psychopath out there? Are you? You want to win? Absolutely? Yeah?
You enter races wanting to win. No, I know my
U I have my own like I win if I
get here, you know what I mean? Like, I know
I have my goal because there's people who do this

(24:39):
every fucking day.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
People that are like professional athletes.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
I'm a guy who's like in four what it was
the three and a half four weeks that I trained
and my buddy was like, let's do this, so I
knew like what my wheelhouse was and I got there.
So I'm stuked your but I want to do better
than I did last year. I want to lose the
boobs and see what happens. You have boobs.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I feel like you're looking pretty lean right now. I
feel like you don't have any boobs right now, which
is disappointing.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Your body's insane. Yeah it sucks. I don't know what's
going on.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
My dad text me about how insane your body is.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
So that's how good it is.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
Wait what Yeah, well that was a year ago and
it was wait are you so you're in worse shape now?

Speaker 2 (25:15):
A month ago, I weighed like two bills, So it was,
but it was more like bigger, fatter, shag it down.
It was like fat on top of muscle as opposed
to like just actually muscle weighs more than fat. Which
is why it was like both muscle and fat junker.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
I'm finally down to UH one eighty five, which is
where about where I want to be normally. I like
after that Indonesia trip. After it was like after the holidays,
then went on like a ten day Indonesia trip where
all I did was eat and drink. I weighed one
hundred and ninety nine point eight pounds.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Hey, that's two round up. That was round up. Call
it too ant. No, I was kissing the underbelly. You're
kissing more than the underbelly, dude. That's the pict and
that you found sucking up in the pic click going heywire.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah, but never hit the two, never hit the two,
So good for you.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I'm still down here, yeah, would love to get down there.
And gosh, I'm so big. I'm just so fucking hungry, dude.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I went to a crazy party. H It was like
an art show for Purece Sproston, Like, did this art
show cool?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Hey mate? Would you take your clothes off and pose
for me? I love to paint. Yeah, mam. He doesn't
say mate.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
He's Irish, dude. He does not say lass a lad
lass alas.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Yeah. I just said that because like he forgot your
name and it throws out in there.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Ye hey, Laddie Will, you're stripped down and spridge so
I can.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Paint him absolutely. But dude, the crew there was hilarious.
It was like, I mean there's people when ask gods
they saw was like had a monocle.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
I'm like, this is tight, dude, like this truly never
met a person with a monocle.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
That is insane. Do you think you're like another punk episode?

Speaker 3 (27:10):
It was nuts and there was like real, real art people. Meanwhile,
I'm dressed as a construction worker. I'm wearing like a
tan car.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
What is going on because I came from Orange County
and drove up there. I didn't have like my LA clothes.
I just have like beach clothes.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Why were you dressed like a construction worker down Onge County? Ever?
What do you work oste construction? Bro?

Speaker 3 (27:33):
I'm always working on ship down here.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Were you helping construction teams?

Speaker 4 (27:38):
Were you doing a YMCA.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Quotes? I get it? You were you were like blue
collar chic, that's what you were doing. I get it.
That's hot.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
That's hot, right, Yeah, I don't know that. I was
just like this is the nicest outfit I could put
together down here. And I go out there and I'm like,
that guy is an ascot. That guy's wearing a monocle.
There's Paul Mitch. Paul Mitchell guy, the hair dude. Yeah,
the hair dude was there, but.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
His name's not Paul Mitchell. Right, that's the whole thing
it is, and it's something else, really really right. But
I've seen him in a Ferrari before drive past me.
I was like, fucking jigs in my pants.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
I love this little Asian man from Vanity Fair was there.
We're in a tuxedo but tuxedo shorts wayman, which I'm like,
this guy's coolest shit and shout out to that guy. Yeah,
he was sick and he sounds.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
It was a very cool, weird crew and how'd you
know that's who he was? He introduced himself.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
He interviewed me about because I'm in the movie with
Pierce and so he was like, hey, what do you
think of his art?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
You were like, how's your Vanity Fair?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Cool art?

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Too?

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Like I could see I could see Kyle doing something
like this because it's what it's his artwork from. Like
it was like doodles from movies he's done in the past,
like on their scripts, like on his scripts he would
so and then like different doodles, like just on different
pieces of paper. There was one hundred of them. There's

(29:03):
a short film, this experimental short film he did. And
then like a hundred pieces of like proper canvas artwork
that anywhere from like the early nineteen eighties to current
work that he's done. So this is his first show.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Was the name of the show bras draws? It wasn't
that'd be a good title.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
You want points for that? I don't fully Oh, draws.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Draws points draws.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yes, raw, So like from the Remington Steel Days. Yeah, Wow,
did he have missed out Fire? He did not.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
There was only a few scripts.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
So did you miss out fire? What scripts? Did he had?
The Matador? Did he have anything from the Matador? I
would buy that. I think he did.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I think he did have the Matador, the fucking Matador.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
I was about to go on a tatum run knock
on that Matador.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yes, but dude, I think this is going for a
lot of money. I was like saying, like I need
to buy a piece. I need to buy a piece.
And then Chlothe was like, yeah, the one he did
because he did some of like famous artists that inspire him.
So he did like a painting of Bob Dylan and clothes.
Looked up it went for one point two million dollars
Holy Toledo, and I was I was going like, oh,

(30:17):
maybe we get that one. And I'm like, well, I'm
not going to buy a one point two million dollar
painting for my boy Piers.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Is there a homie discount with Peers?

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Is there a homie discount?

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I said that.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I was like, hey, is there a homie discount?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
And he's like dressed like a farmer.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Yeah, totally really funny stuff. Bro Go fill in a pothole.
You're a funny lad asked, wait a second, So why
are they going for one point two million? Is there
something I don't know about Piers Brosenan in the art world,
and it's Brosenan.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
I think Piers just has really super duper rich friends
and he is also very fair mis So I think
that the combined is like the like rich people know him.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Is this because he was in Thomas Crown affair and
he's kind of like that's it. It's kind of like
how Paul Walker like or like people become like out
of the like the car guy. Now that I was
in Fast and the Furious. And is that it think
you're right, I think you're onto something.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Yeah, he's he's he's he tells everybody he's stole all
these from himself.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
That's why Johnny Depp is still a pirate day.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, he got two in characters.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
I just love wine now right exactly, and.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I got scarvy. Wow, that's so true. People just fall
in and they don't come back. Yeah, that's what happened
to Earnest.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Hey, look at us, we're still our workaholics character.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Look at Blake's hair.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
To look at Blake man.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
He can't get out trying. He can't. Are you trying?
I think? Yeah, but he still has to I guess,
But I don't want to undermine him. Of course, of
course would I almost argue you kind of did, which
is that he has rich friends, that he's famous. What
is his skill level or his interpretation?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
No, I they and also on top of it, like
he is very good.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
It's cool to see his different h different styles and
how he's evolved from like the eighties and like what
he was doing then to like what he's doing more
u currently, So.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
The Remingtons Steel script is just him drawing dis all
over the thing, and then like as you get later
into double O seven.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
And ladies and gentlemen could have been anything of course.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Well he there was just I mean there's he would
just draw these like cool doodles of like different faces
and different things that inspire him.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
And like what movie is that.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Remingtons Steel was a TV show?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
It was a TV show. Yeah, oh okay, okay, got it.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
That's what every mom likes people because it came out
in like the early eighties. So like my mom is like,
oh my god, Remington.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Steel Moonlight before he became a movie star.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yeah, she knows him more as Remington Steel than James Bond,
because she's not a James Bond gal person.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
He's not a Bond girls.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
He's more of an Austin Powers.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
But no, it was a lot of really really cool
stuff that I was like, oh, I think I'm gonna
swoop that up. And then it was like once I
found out is like going for one point two million bucks,
I'm like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Think so good. That's a very expensive piece of art. Yeah,
yeah it is. And now I know not that he's
not a hyper successful movie star, but I do believe.
I saw in the news a few months ago that
he was selling his house for like eighty million dollars.
It was one hundred million dollars. It was one hundred
million dollars. Yeah, and I'm like, well, how is he
doing that? And now I'm starting to understand that this

(33:45):
dou was just farting out fucking oh chicken scratch from
his scripts and being like, that's five hundre grand right
there by the way. Yeah, that's cool. Okay, Well, I.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Don't think he's never I guess he's never really sold.
He's never like had a showing before. He's never had
so this is his first time. And so I think
he just had so much art at his house. I
think his wife was finally like, you have to get
rid of some of this. We'll keep the ones that
I really want at the house.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Do you guys have any of that ship?

Speaker 5 (34:12):
Do you have any of your scripts that you doodle
on and do all your notes and do that kind
of stuff on it, even sides.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
And stuff dude, I throw away.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
I mean, Blake has absolutely everything and I laugh at
him for collecting.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I do too. I have so much shit.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
I took Adams out of the trash.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I just threw away all the Workaholics movie scripts that
I had written all my notes on.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I would love to have caught Blake getting a script
out of the trash that Adam threw away. I had to.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
I just.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
Keep saying, Adam.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
But then when we go to pitch our notes, Blake
keeps beating me to the punch by pitching all my ideas.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
I think I think it'd be funny. Off Adam ran
really funny.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yeah, ran funny and farted a lot. If he ran
away farting, that'd be funny. That was my genius idea, dude,
I think I have.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
I think I even have, like mail order comedies, grips
like Crossbows, scripts with notes.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
In it and drawings and stuff like that. I got
to go dig through that ship. Yeah, yeah, I got
so much shit with cigarette holes in the corner of
them and ship man. For real, these pages tell a
story right here, And I'm not talking about the Courier
new I think I saved him.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
I saved him for times like when I'm this old,
like now is when I should go look at him
because that when I held onder.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
This, how old do you think you are? Right? I
don't know, bro, I'm fucking.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
There's no way to tell he's not. We've established he's
not good with dates.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
So no A suck at him. I suck at calendars
and calendar math.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
I'm very bad at calendar math. I can't remember years.
Adam knows years. Adam knows when we did fucking I
bet you could tell me when we did crossbows and mustaches.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I have no fucking clue what year that was. I
bet that was six or seven, right, This is the
way I would say, like, oh, four oh four or
two years Adam did it again, and I just know
that I was kind of like, what is this? I
would say, I would say it was anywhere in the
early as.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, I'm not like a genius about it.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
I just better than me. So it's always like, awe inspiring.
I'm like, yeah, I know that. Wow, this is coming
from the guy who is going to travel with France
and didn't have his passport ready to run. That's what
I'm saying. I'm with calendar mask. You know decades though,
don't sell yourself short.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
What are you doing in France, Kyle.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Uh, well, I'm going to I'm going to sell Adam's movie,
Baby Nuc's thriller.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Uh so that's the first mission. And do people at
home know who Baby Nucha's.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Baby is Kyle's brother Adam knwit check. Yeah, paints his
nutsack yellow and does.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Splits and makes movies. I painted it.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
But Blake paints his nutsack yellow and he does cool splits.
That's there's still a mark on the Workaholics floor, Workholic's
house floor, yep, and there is to this day.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
So he made he made a thriller film like two
summers ago, Elevator Pitch, Elevator Pitch. It's called Stranger in
the Woods. What happens when a dog goes missing out
in the woods.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
When a dog Damn, that's kind of homeward bound me.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I'm not you know, I'm not good at you know,
I'm not good at pitching. It's like, whoa, what are
you good at? Why are you going to France? Yeah? Wait,
you're going to France to do exactly what the pass
bar bro stay here. No, I got a trailer done.
I have a trailer and a poster. I trailer done
poster done. I have all that shit. Hey, aren't you

(37:33):
the Asian guy from Bennity fair Will? You watched this
on my phone real quick? Yeah, but what happens when
someone goes?

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (37:38):
I just explain to me the movie real quick.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I'm a huge, huge, huge movie investor and I have deep,
deep pockets.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
But I don't have time to watch trailer. I don't
have time to do this.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I'm getting I'm literally getting in this elevator. Give me
the elevator pitch.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Like, wait a minute, Kyle knew it. Check right, we're
by the way. We're training you on the podcast.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Okay, After after surviving a trump After after surviving a
traumatic event, uh a, our main character goes to the
woods with her friends to try and decompress. While out there,
her service dog, her therapy dog, her warm blanket goes

(38:18):
missing and everything points to the guy next door, the
scary guy next door.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Okay, that's cool, that's interesting, and that and and that
guy is played by none other than that friend of
the pod, t A. Spencer. T A. Spencer. Is that
his stage name? Yes, his stage name is t A. Spencer. Yeah,
who's Teddy Spencer? Teddy? No, he's going t A in
the film.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
That's Tna Tna Babe Tits and a Spence.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I can see the Rolling Stone magazine cover.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Now, yeahs, which part did I lose you on when
I said warm blanket?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Huh? Well, so let me let me just set up
the fact.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
No, because DearS hates animals.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Hang on, We'll get to that animals, dog cat, hang on.
Teddy is an amazing actor. From what I've heard, he
kills it in this movie, and there's no doubt in
my mind that he does. So I'm sure it's gonna
be fucking taked, suspenseful and all that service animals. Yes,
it's a problem. It's a fucking problem. Is people bringing

(39:26):
full on golden retrievers airplanes and he's under my legs
and you're like, you don't fucking need this thing. What's
gonna go What will go wrong if this dog's not here?
What's gonna happen if this dog's not here?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Well, it's not here, it's where they're going that they
need the dog. They don't need the dog on the plane,
No they don't.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
They don't need it. No, they need the dog everywhere.
We've convinced ourselves that we need these dogs places. This
is don't good. You might grow as a person if
you don't have the dog.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Oh no, you're gonna have to like figure shit out
with you. I also think it's crazy. He doesn't really
bother me. Now, if they have like a golden retriever,
they have to buy another seat. They can't just bring
on a golden Retriever and have them you know what
I mean, Like they have to buy buy another seat,
multiple seats.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I will say.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
I will say in the film Onders, we don't have
a jacket on the dog or anything.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Nobody jackets on this jacket. Nobody I want. Jack's just
a dogg And by the way, I'm not one of
these guys who's like fucking service Shetland Pony was on
the Southwest flight. I'm not. I don't care about the cockatoo.
Don't know who that guy is they've had. They're not
that guy pal, they've had him. Listen, if you're bringing
on a dog, it's more than like twenty five pounds

(40:39):
onto an airplane. Yes, shove that fucker underneath if you
need it. When it gets there, it's gonna be fine.
But you put it in the crate for three hours.
It's fine. I know.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
I agree it was because they don't want because it's
traumatic or whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
It's not and it's traumatic me meeting that dog on
an airplane.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
I'm like, we'll give the dog something to sleep, Like,
go to a veterinarian, get like the medicine to put
it to sleep.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Give it to them right before.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
They go on fucking poison that dog. Get them the
drugs to pass out for three hours, and when they
wake up, they'll be in fucking wherever.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
So what Adam's doing right now is talking reason say
give them the drugal Wait, so wait, you're saying if
people are allergic to dogs, like my wife, she's fucked.
If she's on an airplane from like l A to
New York for six hours, makes to like a German shepherd,
which I have seen, she's fucked for six hours.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Oh yeah, we brought my husky to Montreal and the
fucking place was.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
In Dude, I didn't. Of course, it's a fucking nightmare.
And if I wanted my dog with me, I wanted
my dog. Someone has like a peanut allergy and you're
on a seven forty seven, you're not allowed to open
up a box of peanut Eminem's or they're gonna fucking die. No,
I feel you. I feel you on this. I'm not
gonna argue. Why dogs taking a ship on my shoe?

(42:02):
What the fucking pug butthole all spread out? My dog
took a ship in Germany?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
You your dog isn't a service animal?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Is your dog a service animal?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Coda is a service animal? Coda is why?

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Why?

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Why?

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Because we wanted I didn't have an opinion until now?

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Why because?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
What?

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Because because my wife wanted to travel with her on
her trip to Montreal exactly?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
And let me tell your wife something. Wait? Wait wait,
wait wait wait, this is all good.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
I feel you theres I feel this argument. I'm not
like we kind of just to get the fucking dog
out there, you know.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
What I mean?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Lo you fully used the loopholes. You didn't have to
pay for putting it up. No, we kind of maybe
used a little bit of the loophole one does of course.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yes, well, dude, we know that you're plugging your homeboy.
Representative Sherman Brad Sherman. Yeah, yeah, big, you know you
know how to get in there.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, we did it, and it was I don't. I didn't. Wait.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Wait, what's the process of getting an animal designated as a.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Truth I'll tell you, probably going to a doctor and
saying you need one. It's not a doctor, it's a therapist.
It's you need to be like you need to get
a recommendation from your therapist, a therapist.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
So it's not even like medical. It's just like, hey,
this will probably help me, Okay, here go ahead. Yeah, yes,
and this is exploited Dan.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
It's like, you like petting your dog and it brings
you joy, so you can and.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
While we're at it, bringing your dog to work. Get
the fuck out of here. Nobody wants your dog at work.
Nobody wants to anative full heel. Here we go. Not
a fan, he goes. Not a fan.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
I actually am kind of in agreements with Honders dogs
in the trailer.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Not a fan. I mean it seems like people are abusing.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
It does not bother me because I like dogs, but
I mean I do too. I understand, uh for someone
that viscerally hates dogs like DERs would be.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
I love dogs, But like, where does it stop all
of a sudden you're marrying your dog?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Like where stop?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Yeah, you're licking your dogs. Fucking pit clip, pit clip?
Where does it stop? By the way, they have they
have eight picklips. I guess I'm just like, what the
fact that people think they need a dog is the problem? Okay?

Speaker 4 (44:28):
I like this, Go ahead here, everybody's turn it down.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Try weaning yourself off of not being around your dog
all the time and being with your own thoughts for
a moment. And by the way, I'm not saying I'm
perfect that like I don't need certain things like you are.
I think you are, like I don't need beyond raw
pre workout to show up on this podcast and maybe
talk too much. What I'm saying is maybe the problem

(44:53):
is that you always need to have an animal with you.
Try it out. You're saying it.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
It's you're telling people to battle their insect.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Don't have it. It just seems like a fucking like
privilege gone wild. Wonders.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Did you have like a blanket or like a stuffed
animal when you were a kid.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Are we talking about meek? We?

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Had Are we talking about me week? Probably? I don't
know sure? Had we all had a meek? What is meek? We? Now?

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Meek?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Was my blanket? Okay. And at some point along was
meek we with you?

Speaker 4 (45:32):
And was it stripped from you? Was it a decision?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
No, you got over you were like eight years old.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
And then Phil Durse's dad ripped it out of his
hands when they were getting onto a flight and he said,
you don't get your service blanket and lit it on fire.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
No, actually, Adam, he cut it into a bunch of
pieces and made me eat it. Oh my god, your
dad is amazing. And then when I and then when
I had to ship on a plate, and then he
put lighter fluid on it and he lit the ship
on and then I had to smoke that dust. Oh,
and then the smoke I blew out. He inhaled and

(46:06):
looked at me and said mine now. And I was like,
all right, well I got to write that down. I
was gonna go in a movie sometimes.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Said mom, It all makes sense, but anyway, that's what happened.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Well, i'll tell you what you ask.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
I'm going to take out the service animal part and
just say her dog okay, simple, because I don't want
when I do this pitch in the elevator, I'm taking
it out.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
There's thank you for your notes. Yeah, good note good note,
there's what happened to just being like I love my dog,
my dog's great, and being like I can't leave my.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Dog yet, So on this pitch, Kyle, Uh, it's the
dog that the woman loves to death and her best friend,
you know, her best friend.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
I don't. I've seen the film. I don't remember it
being that big of a part in the film.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Actually, okay, great, Well, evidently it's the whole crux of
the movie.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
People love dogs.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
There's big twists. There's big twist. There's I didn't even
give away the midway twist or the fucking three quarterway twists.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Bro, there's twist. Yeah, I can't wait to see the movie. Okay.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
The launching point of the movie is this what you
just payne.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
This is the launching line. This is the watch yes,
because it becomes what the fuck happened launching line? The
launching launch By the way, Kyle, Yes, I'm in if
this is like a service animal for somebody who like
can't see I know what I'm saying. Yeah, I hear,
I hear you. Here is a good guy.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Yeah, yeah, he's just not in for trauma. He's like,
fuck your trauma. But if you can't see.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
No, I'm saying that. I'm saying that's not the solution
to trauma. This needs to bring your dog on an
airplane for everybody else to deal with. I I do
understand that. I mean it.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
I feel like it's gotten it must have gotten harder
to get a dog, because I've noticed there's less and
less now. But there for a while, for a few years,
it was like you get on a flight and there's
like twenty five dogs on this fucking flight, and you're like,
my god.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Well, is there anything to having flights that are dog friendly?
Like dog lovers all go on this one flight Like Airbud.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, come on a dog Airlines. Airlines, that's great.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
I love it, Airbud that that could be kind of cool.
I'm down for that. Like it's like freaking Doctor Doolittle
in the sky, dude.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah, Airbud. All those start to attack each other and
they'll come back, and there's just there's just bodies.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
No, I feel like there's a hole in the market.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
I think you're you're either on the flight where dogs
attack each other or where humans are fucking fighting.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
They're all chaos in the sky, right. Yeah, Maybe I'm wrong,
Maybe those people just need dogs or cats to sit
on their laps and they'll be fine. Yeah. See, there
you go.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Did you guys see the viral video of the guy
like teeing off on the baby. Yes, like the breaming
about this baby.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
We've been here for forty that baby's been crying for
forty five minutes. Baby, it's a baby, though. Yeah, they're like, dude,
it's a baby.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Dude, you're on a good one if you're I understand
being a little perturbed, because we've all been on a
flight where there's like a baby's screaming.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
And you're like, oh man, yeah, fuck, shut the fuck up.
You know this sucks, like control your fucking baby.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I've been on a flight to Europe where it's like, oh, ship,
this is a ten hour flight and this baby is
sitting right next to me and it's screaming the whole time.
It's the worst screaming in French. But man, you're on
a good one if you just start screaming about a baby.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Like yeah, also like, uh, you know what's up? The
crew can bring him headphones, right.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Yeah you think so give him from asshole.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Well, everyone just has to understand babies are just gonna
be babies Like you were a baby once. You probably
did the same ship. Just like let them do their thing.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Man. Yeah, it's where we have a baby airline.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Right, He's making these specific airlines for people that are
annoying to go all be together.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
To me, wouldn't that be cool? I see what you're doing.
You tell people you belong on. See, certain people get
to go here, certain people don't. Is that I'm saying that,
we're just saying more than welcome over here, I'm s canceled.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I'm saying that canceled hated it.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
No, it's it's preference.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
It's not.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
It's not you have to go on this flight. It's
just like why didn't that person go on the dog flight?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Yeah, but then dude, there's gonna be weirdos with like Kinks.
There's gonna be a guy who's thank you, Adam, I
was gonna sit in babies, who's like a fucking creep.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
He's having a baby, Fucking Robert didn't are you coming out?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
My coastar who was just into sniffing babies and he's
on by himself and he's just there just like yes,
oh the babies are crying.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Yes, you so you're saying, you get on the baby
flight with all the moms and then there's this weird
bro in the back with no child.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Not be a bro. Might not be a bro? Probably is. Yeah,
it's like that.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
No, maybe it's just like weird old lady who's like,
I just love children.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Well, I was a bro, doesn't need to I mean,
girl can be a bro. Okay, yeah, you're we're all
pretty bro. We're bro weak protest, you know, yeah, bro adjacent.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
I feel like it could just be like a fucking
creep with pocket protectortor just saying, oh, so.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
A girl can be a bro if a if a
girl acts like a bro. Right, that's what you're saying, like.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Girls, Yeah, I feel like if you ever liked workaholics
a girl bro, you might have been a bro, right
you know?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Okay, so a bro. Oh you're a brage. Yeah you
should be without h thank you.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Brage is without gender. That's that's why we created brage.
It's all encompassing.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I remember that conversation vivid. Yeah, we're like Adam is
sitting right here, recount. Blake was across from me, Kyle
was on the couch. I remember it. We were all
doodling in our scripts.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I remember, if we're thinking of thirty years from now
when we're gonna sell it for a million.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
And Adam looked up from the penis he was drawing,
and he said, Brage.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
We said that's it. We said that's it. And I said,
give me that script real quick.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
He's like, no, I'm gonna toss that brag.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
He would you just say no before that?

Speaker 6 (52:02):
Bra?

Speaker 4 (52:03):
He said, let's get Mendocino farms and were saying no
before that, Bra.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
And so it twas so Brae shall be non binary.
I love you guys so much, dude. I was supposed
to do next month.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
I was supposed to do all this press for uh
the Outlaws coming out July seventh on Netflix. Uh, supposed
to do all this press for it, and now it's
all canceled because of this writer strike. I didn't realize
that that was all going to be. What wait, the
press run like talk shows and stuff because they need writers.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Oh okay, I'll kiss now, like the movies still coming out.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Yeah, So Pierce was going to do I think Kimmel
Nina Doe Brev was going to do. I think like
Seth Meyers show, whatever, that's called and then I was
going to do The Tonight Show, and we're not going
to do any.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Of it now, right, those are the ones that really
are Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
But I guess I guess we're doing.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
So you've got time to do rick Glassman's podcast.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah, yeah, totally, I'll do I'll do Ricky Glasman's pod.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Perfect. Okay, there we go, dude. I love being on
that pod, me too, see you there, yeah too, Yeah,
let's do it.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
But I guess we're gonna do that like The Today
Show because they don't have writers, which is weird, which
I figured that they would have. But I guess they're
just in a different unions.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Also, so someone's writing those questions, but it might not
be a guild thing. I don't know how that works.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Yeah, so we're doing like the Today Show.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
They're gonna wing it. They're gonna wing it for four hours,
so writer, producer, the producer.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
So we're gonna yeah, we're gonna, uh talk about our
movie early early, early in the morning. That's how people
are gonna find out about the Outlaws.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Don't just be careful, be careful, you could go viral off.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I think I passed my it's a Bagel point in
my life, Like now, if I have to get up
early and be on TV, I do try to go
get some sleep. Cut to me five years ago.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Okay, Adam, if the Clippers won the final that night,
you weren't getting part of your face off if you
had six a m. Press the next morning, And.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
It's real for what for a movie that I'm excited
about promoting or just for bullshit?

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Blake is still holding on to like it's an.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Honest question like this for this movie. Yeah, but but
last night the Clippers won.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
No, I wouldn't want it all. No, when you were
in the building.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
I mean, it depends if it's if it's Cleveland, if
it's Cleveland Morning, uh or Cincinnati Morning, local news.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Might not.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
But if it's national, if it's a national thing that
millions of people are going to see, then I then
I think I would probably try to go to bed
at a reasonable time.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Think about how viral Blake's moment went for it only helped,
It only helped dope correct, It was dope right, And
I know it was kind of more on character on brand.
I'm not sure about the character in your movie. I
don't think it is al Yeah, Clippers fans specifically, But
if you had a viral moment with this over and

(55:01):
so forth.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
True, true, I just think it or no, Yeah, I
don't think I would do it now.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
I really don't. I don't think I would do it now.
It depends because you've sold out. Your your part of
the machine.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
I'm part of the machine.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Now, you're part of the system.

Speaker 4 (55:13):
I would wish for you to have a night where
the wheels could just come off and you know, but that's.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Well I do, and I would if I'm really proud
of this movie and I'm really excited to promote it
and I want to so I don't want people to
be like, I don't even know what the fuck he's promoting.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
This guy's a drunk asshole, right, Hodo would throw you
in a fucking chokehold.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Now, if it's you're promoting workaholics, then it would have
been on brand for us to show up fucking drunk
for these morning shows. Yeah, which then it would have
been cool because our fans would have been like, fuck.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Yeah, Adam, do you think that maybe you're picking the
wrong movies?

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Then?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
Based on that, yeah, maybe your your career is entirely
going in like the wrong direction. Yeah, that's possible.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
Yeah, you're supposed to just fall into the role and continue.
Remember you're not supposed to branch out of anything, dude.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Yeah, you're supposed to do the same thing.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Over the fuck is going on with you? Why are
you fighting?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
And that's your character in Muppets is the same as
Anders Holme Yeah, anders Holme vic. Yeah, he's just shaves
and uh has stuff in his hair. Same guy. Which, Hey,
I started watching Muppets. I really like it. It's awesome,
it's fun.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
Right, it's good to see the band back together, Doctor T.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Who's your favorite guest star so far? Uh?

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins is in the first episode,
and I was like, oh wow, it kind of silly
for a loop because they even like allude to his
like wrestling career, which like is a deep deep cut.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
But like just owns a league now a wrestling Yeah,
he has a federation federation.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
But the fact that Billy Corgan did a Disney Plus show,
I was kind of like, holy shit, that is rare.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Is it anymore? I don't know, Well, he's still just
a rat in the cage. Don't get a twisted That's
what I was thinking, just fight the rains.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Well, I think I think what happened with them is
they tried to go on that big arena tour and
no one bought tickets. So I think he's like, I
need to remind.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
People that happened. Nobody bought Smashing pumpk. It seems crazy
to me.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
I feel like, yeah, they canceled. They canceled.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
No, not even close. What they did. They not translate
to today's ears.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
I guess not.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
They're not following this love smashing punk.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Yeah, I like spash.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
I feel like they should be translating right now, even
to like deep emo polls, like.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
If you're going they just dipped too hard.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
They were like so white hot in the nineties and
then they dipped and were gone for twenty five.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Years nineteen seventy nine, nineteen seventy I also think they
had a track on that show Beef that killed it
at the end, the en track on Beef watching that
I know.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
I love him too, I was, uh, so, I think
he's probably like, yo, I got to uh, let people know, yeah,
do some cameo, do some cameos.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Let people know we're we're out and loud and proud.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
But I do think that Billy Corgan is like a
divisive person, like some people are kind of like, eh,
he's like kind of a little weird in some people.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
He talks about how he's seen aliens and stuff. Yeah,
we also see nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
At some point it's all good.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Yeah, that's fine. What's wrong with talking about that? I
hardly brings animals on airplanes.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
It's well, right now, I draw the line right there.
This bros just got parrots on planes.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
God damn, So Todd, you put the Spacily Pumpkins tour
just here. I mean, yeah, I'm sure they still are
on tour.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Yes, I thought it was a COVID thing, that rectum am.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
I just I thought that they did.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
I remember an article reading something about how they were
going to do like a big arena, that's a big
gas tour.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
And then it is, uh, dude, this has pro wrestling
and it this tour right here is it's not huge.
It looks like it's maybe a month, less than half
a month.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
There's two. There's one below that as well. Oh below
that keeps scrolling. No, they got a lot of dates, man,
use your mouth. Yeah they got it. I got it.
I got it. They have a ton No they don't.
That's not a ton of dates. And the tour is
called the World is a Vampire. That's cool. Are they
doing the whole World?

Speaker 5 (59:10):
No?

Speaker 4 (59:10):
No, no, yes they are Look Sydney, Newcastle.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Hey, they're going to be in Guilford, New Hampshire. Outside
of the state Noblesville, Indiana. It's right there. One, got it? Yeah,
the wrestling one. What where is Wallongne?

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
So the twenty eighteen when they uh so five reasons
the Smashing Pumpkins Tour is selling poorly and how they
can fix it. And this is Forbes Magazine in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Rock Magazine A long time ago.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
I guess their ticket prices were way too high and
they were going to do like a huge like arena tour,
and it just, uh it wasn't wasn't They weren't selling, uh,
the way that they thought they would.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
That's it. I mean, when you look at these places
that they're going to, it's not like Chicago, La that
kind of stuff. It's like, yeah, it's like Irvine, Bend, Oregon,
great places, Bend or I'm not saying there's a bad places.
I'm saying there's a smaller audiences.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
You're right, both great places to visit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
We should podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
But that being said, I I literally had this conversation
with Chloe the other day about how big Smashing Pumpkins
was in the in the nineties and how I truly
thought that they were going to be the biggest band
of all time. Like I was like, this is They're
gonna be like our Rolling Stones that are like the
biggest band of our generation. And then they it's kind

(01:00:39):
of imploded. But they fucking rock.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Yeah, they do. They do. I mean, but look at
Blank blank is Blink is thriving.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Oh yeah, they're They're doing a huge tour and I'm
trying to find a way now that we're on strike
and I have some downtime, I want to go see
them somewhere because I mean, one, I really want to
see Blink and with Tom back together and uh aliens
uh and our movie The Outlaws we're doing I'm doing

(01:01:11):
cross promotion with them and their tour, so I'm gonna, like,
I think I'm gonna go and like maybe introduce them
the band on one of their tour dates.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
That great. When I was in Chicago doing press for
about my father now in theaters like this. I got
in an elevator with Travis and I was like, cool,
there's no way he knows I'm on that shirt that
they sell at every concert.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
He's probably the one member who probably doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
He probably doesn't know Tom. Tom is like a big fan. Yeah,
so cool.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
And I know Mark a little bit and he's he's
super cool too.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
So I met Mark a couple of times. Yea very
cool art shows shows. Hey, art shows this, we're just
art gallery type guys out here.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Dabs Mila. Is that the art shows next right?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Yeah? Yeah, a little bit of that. Yeah, Yeah, they're cool.
I like them. Let's go. They got a shout out
of the pod take back.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
So are there any tape backs, any apologizes, any epic slams.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
I got an apologize, Yeah, I have an apologize. Fire
up my apologize.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
I had a joint right now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
I did apologize the full bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I'm gonna go roll a j right after this, Bro,
do I have joints in my pocket?

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
He talking about? That's what we're talking about. Blake Master
Banting is called rolling a j small because he just
goes like this.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Little apologe right here Okay, fired up. I am apologizing.
Make sure you fly to can with that in your pocket.
Oh it's in my suitcase, baby, I am It's not
gonna be my suitcase. Whoever's watching this? No, no, no, no, no,
no no. I'm sorry for being late. I'm sorry for
my internet. I apologize for my Internet.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
I think it maybe it made it cool at the beginning,
or dynamic or something when I came in minutes later.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
It's fine, Yeah, apologize.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Yeah, and I'm sorry that, uh my power was out
and I was fifteen minutes late. I wanted to be
right on time, but I'm sorry that that happens, guys,
because I wanted to. I wanted to blast off with
you at the exact same damn time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
But I was a little late. I was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
I was only on five minutes before you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
KaiA, we've all been there. Wait, so it started with
what are their names? Blake? And then you came in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Wow are you up to speed now? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Jesus Christy, what's going on? You didn't even smoke that
joint in your pocket?

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Ha ha ha Wait it's the Wait a second, so
who who was on first? Is this old brothers.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Sorry, I I don't do good with calendar man or
it's important, or people arriving, or knowing who my best
friends are, my friend's name.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I don't know my friends names. Let me have Let
me ask one question. I want to ask a question
to the people out there who do travel with animals.
Are you allowed to put them underneath the plane anymore?
Or has like the A S, A P A or
whatever disallowed that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:15):
I think you can for I think you can for
a certain amount of time. But if the flight's like
twelve hours, I don't think it seems cruel.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
You have to go down and check on them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
So then here's my weekly challenge to everyone who brings animals.
Here you challenge challenge. Put your dog under the plane, yeah,
and let me know how bad it was, and go
down with them. And when you're when your dog's down there,
throw on the pod, listen to us. Take your mind

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off things. It's not that I don't care about you,
it's that I think you can do it. I think
you can figure this out. I think you don't need
your animal. I think you're strong enough. I think you
can take your mind somewhere that you can't even imagine
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
See, I don't even think it's I agree with you,
because I absolutely don't give a shit. But I think
it's not about them not being able to get through it.
I think people like are so compassionate about their dogs
and love dogs so much that they like dogs more
than they like people, specifically their dog. So they are

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saying like, I don't want my dog to be like
traumatized by being in a case.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
That's fucked up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
Despite all their rage, they are still just a dog
on a plane.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
So then I guess I would argue, I would say,
get over that shit then, so you don't know, so
you don't care. I have less sympathy for that, for
people being like I don't want to put my dog
down there. It's like, dude, we don't want to ride
in an airplane like this, but we do it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
Well, there's chances there's stories of dogs that dogs they
die down there. Sometimes they don't got enough water and shit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
People died to Yeah, but those they were weak people died.
What the hell this is? Now we're going into deep Darwinism.
We should let's let's get the numbers from our our producers.
I know they haven't how many dogs have died on
airplanes like that versus how many people have died on
airs from what? From allergic reactions to dogs? No, no,
just period. Oh what is that? This is eagles? Get

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over it, but it probably won't start all right? Well
that was another.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Oh like you got any tape backs? Apologies anything.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
I want to compliment Anders for being right on time
with me.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Brother.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
Once again, we're just the freaking glue that keeping this
pond together.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
Hey, but by the grace of God, go I. And
it seems like there are a lot of dog guests.
We're still going a lot of animal passengers, okay, and
now how many one is too many for me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Dogs shouldn't be dying in the basement of an airplane.
Let them, Let them on air Bud, I will start
that airline for dogs only.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
You will, you will, Blake, Probably not. I think that's cool.
This is another passenger. Should ride under the in the bottom,
Go right in the bottom with your dog so much
that's a great Yeah, put them in the kennel. That's
the wind right there. It would be kind of cool.
And then you're out. You're down with all the dog
people who are like, hey, hey, yeah, that'd be cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Yeah, that way, you could just go hang out in
the pressure rized cabin down below, get a little seat
down there. That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I would like that more. Yeah, you can play smoke
joints down there. You smoke joints down there. Okay, dude,
you smoke points down there.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
And once again we solved.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
It another episode.

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
Hold on, hold on, We're going to do like an
aerosmith thing to do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
Important mhm