Ep 143: Aloha Mr. Babadude!

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Adam's 4th Of July party, Blink 182 concert, Siam, Sammy Davis Jr., inappropriate content, and more. 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is important.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Grandpa gave me an old heart drive with something called
lime wire.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Could you please not smoke weed around me? I'm with child.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Sam I am Siam, I am buckle up?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yea yet jury and Jaw.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
I had a pretty good clap just now. Yeah, real
meaty clap.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Damn good for you. I love a good meaty class.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
Why don't think the audience doesn't know what the claps mean?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
The clap it's a Hollywood minute. We're jumping into the Hollywood.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Minute real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, when you are sinking audio, you
need to have some kind of a common slate. And
that's what the clap is.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
And then we all clap that one.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh what's a slate. It's like a marker. Yeah, it's
a marker on a timeline. Does that help fu?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
And we lost the audience twenty five seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
This is important, though, click Blake, talk about Dix.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
We all have them in if we're boys.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Dude, so many. I had a Fourth of July party.
Blake Blakey was there.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I was, I was.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I actually had fomo about this, dude. I was having
a little bit of fomo.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh did you have a little fomo?

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Okay, yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Was I would say that, you know, because some of
the parties I'm like, well, Kyle probably wouldn't like because
everyone is blackout and drunk and already fishmighting each other. Yeah,
you would have seen that and gone like, you see, man,
I should start drinking again.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
This is too fun.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, that's the hall of thanks.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
You would probably start drinking and be and that. I
don't want you to fall off the wagon.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
You know, So thanks for none of us want to
see that.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Adam, Your July fourth parties are like al Qaeda training
centers for alcoholics.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Adam's Fourth of July is basically a sleeper cell for
Isis it's crazy.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, well for drunk isis. Yeah, drunk for alcoholic isis.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Dude, that's our freaking new pod name, Dude drunk Isis.
That's pretty good, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Anyways, But this one I'd say wasn't as bad, right, Blake,
I would say this one we catch it together.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
There's a lot of children. I was saying.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
The first time I had this this party, it was
like two seventeen or twenty eighteen, and there was like
just a couple of kids.

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Now there was legitimately thirty kids.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Wow, tons of children.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
So many fucking children.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
It was crazy. I know. I tried to like preface
the party with my squad. I'm like, Yo, we got
to get there there early. I'm like, Sam, we can't
get there at five. Everybody's going to be drunk.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
I gotta get a squad.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Go ahead, go ahead, They're all going to be blackout
drunk by the time we get there. We need to
get there by noon while people are still having some
form of intelligent conversation. But then, you know, the rest
of the party went on and it was it was lovely.
It was a family affair.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
But after the sunset, that's when families got to go
because that's when the wolves come out.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
And well, did it evolve? It did evolve, right, at
some point there was a devolution.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Some would say evil.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Did it evolve? Yeah, that's the question, Kyle, Yeah, did
it well?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, okay, yes, I don't know. That's a good perspective, right,
did it get lit? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:46):
It got beyond raw lid, beyond raw lig evolved into
beyond raw lit time. And I'm not joking. I did
take some lit and mixed with vodka at one point.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
I don't think they suggest that, so that's allegedly they.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
No, I did do it, but is.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Beyond beyond wrong?

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Yeah, I don't think you're joking at all. I believe you.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
You don't have to preface not joking.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I thought it was a good idea in the moment,
and I was right because I made it to the end.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Of the party and your heart.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
It's hard.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It's hard nowadays to party for twelve straight hours because
we start at noon.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
What happened is what happened?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wow, Because at midnight I was like, science is good night. Yeah,
And the old me would have you would have woke
up somewhere the next morning.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Did you pull the move where you go to sleep
and the party is still going at your house? Did
you do that or did you stay until.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
The Chloe pulled that move? Chloe, Chloe pulled that move.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
She was like, I'm gonna go to bed now, and
she like went upstairs and like just watched Jack Ryan.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
She just like watched a show.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
See, I think that's tight. That's what I think. That's cool.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
She was like, all right, I'm out of here.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
That's like some Great Gatsby ship where you're like you're
throwing the party, but you're up in your in your
room just watching the party happen.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
But by that time, there was only like maybe like
ten ten or fifteen of us at the also.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Super patriotic, right like Jack Ryan, like the Yahreaking age and.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
A man, Yeah, that's the John Krasinsky vehicle. It is okay, awesome?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Is it now?

Speaker 6 (05:20):
It is John Krasinski vehicle?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
And is it.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
I remember when it came out it's still going or.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
Like yeah, I don't know. I watched the first season.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
I really liked it and then kind of fell off,
and then Chloe really likes it. So she was watching
an episode the other day and I tried to stay along,
but I like hadn't watched the first two episodes of
the season, and I'm like, well, okay.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh, I'm thinking of Jack Reacher. That's a different sum
I was too at first.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Okay, no, no, Jack Reacher is our homie. Allen rich Richon.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, yeah, told me that we don't quite know his name,
but he is.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Our Yeah, we don't know Adam's best but he was
in an episode of Workaholics. Yeah, giant man, big beefy boy.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Now when our show and then I guess threw on
like thirty pounds.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Well, I would say like I was looking at like
my frame and and maybe Dursey's frame and being like, yeah,
we were about like if we took a little more creatine,
maybe we'll get to his level.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
And then now I think and.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
If you're just toning in now, Adam likes to size
up your frame, dude, I.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Like, any no, and that's not even I'm not even
joking about this any man. I see any man, I
see I'm sizing the frame up.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
I'm looking at their frame.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Are you looking at my frame?

Speaker 5 (06:39):
He's like an Amish dude. He's just looking at the frame.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Absolutely, Yeah, I'm just framing you up. I'm looking I'm
looking at the body. I'm starting at the ankles, work
in my way seeing that frame.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I think I got a pretty big frame, Adam. I'm
just going to say that right now, dude.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
It's it's YouTube a big frame. Yeah, it's large cool
and then.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, yeah, saggy shaggy outside, but the frame one inside
is pretty.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Good, Kyle.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
We gotta get you on steroids ready. Alan Rich and
we talked about this. How he got on.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
The tee Probably it was like season two of Reacher.
I couldn't work out three hours a day. I had
to get on the tea.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Mmmm oh three protein, the testoster.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Oh yeah, everybody's doing it.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, everybody's doing it smart. I work out for forty
five minutes.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Well after dude, we're we're we're all getting I mean,
the three of us are going to be forty soon.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Derst is already over the hump.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
Damn near damn near fifty.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Over the hump, and then you go over the hill.
Is the hump, then the hill, and my boy is
over the hump.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Yeah, you're over the hump.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I thought the hill was forty though. I thought the
hill was forty. Back when we were kissed, I thought
that was sixty.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
The hill moved to fifty.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
The hill moved to fifty.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, jay Z took the hill out and moved it
ten years up. Jay Z says, the hill is now fifty,
so the hump is forty.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Watch the hill baby.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Well what happened, I mean, honestly, what happened is there
were so many hunks in the ninety that they turned
fifty and they were.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Like, it's not the hill anymore.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
They turned forty and then they were like, well this
isn't the hill. Look how fucking hunky. I still right,
this can't be the humpy hot hot I don't look
old quite yet. We're pushing it, We're pushing to fifty.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, I was talking about how it's like Sandler in
uh in Mystery Murder. Mystery is like essentially doing a
story that should be for like a thirty year old. Yeah,
but he was like knocking on sixty when he did that.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, correct, correct, and it actually was written for a
young kid.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Like we're just a couple.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
We're like together, like a young couple, were wondering if
we're wondering if we should have kids or not.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
And it's like, yeah, ye, you should have had kids.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Yeah, Hill's moving baby.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
For me, it added a layer. So I want to
I want to commend Kyle on on that DisCrit.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
You want to peel back the mystery.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Actually you're you're you're right, I mean, the whole original
screenplay had a whole notion of kids in it. It
had this whole like should we shouldn't we have kids?
That's not in the film, But isn't it No, it wasn't. No,
keep it's not it's not in the it was in
the screenplay.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
What is it? Is it should be get married or whatever?
What is?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
There is a like existential like thing about the relationship
though they're.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Just in like kind of a nondescriptive rut at the
beginning of the movie, and they're not like doing what
they can't Well, hey.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
When you're hitting damn near sixty, you're hitting the rust.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
They're not banging anything.

Speaker 6 (09:18):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Producer Becca is saying The Hill is iconically fifty, and
I would have to disagree. I thought the Hill. I
always thought the Hill. My dad had a big party
when he was forty.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Me too. This is what I'm calling on to.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
They all brought black balloons. His friends laughed in his face.
I remember being a little kid and his friends are like,
you old fucker.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
You're so old, Adam. That's a Midwest forty though by
forty you already have what like five kids. It's like
right in California in California's fifty iconic number fifty.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
My family had the same thing.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Talk to the California native Kyle new right over here.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
How's it going. Yeah, my folks had the same thing in.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
From Iowa, so that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah, Blake, I wasn't playing California, he claims Iowa for
whatever reason.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
Never been to Kyle, mister California. I've been there one time.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
They had black balloons too, and everything. It was like,
what was that about? You unlocked a memory of you.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Like, dude, I remember thinking like, oh, my dad's dying.
This is like a death shot.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
It was kind of like a one foot in the grave.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Ti And I was like, anyways, let's go throw rocks
at cars. I didn't think about it something black balloons.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
I was like, that's dying. Anyways, Let's go vandalyize something
in earth.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Let's go feed batteries to dogs. Black balloons?

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah, yeah, what's up with the black balloons?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, dude, I don't know. I don't. I think it's
like your haha, you're so funny. You got one foot
in the grave. This is kind of like I think
it is that. I think that's the vibe. It wasn't
that got dark.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
That's dark. Oh you guys to.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Grow up in a very dark sense of humor.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah, the nineties heard of it.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
I mean, well, maybe that's what birthday should be. It
shouldn't be a celebration of life. It should be like,
hey man, your time is coming soon. Every single birthday you.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
Should life for twenty four hours while your friends hunt you.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yes, dude, surviving the game. Surviving the birthday is kind
of like that.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Now, that would be fun, but we don't use we
should do actually do something like that, but like we
use rubber bullets, like it won't kill you, okay, balls,
but you will be taken down. Okay, So then so
then we actually could pull it off because I don't
want to murder. Obviously, Durs is our oldest friend and
we do want to hunt him, right like all of
us collectively.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Yes, but I want to die of natural causes. Please
just any day now.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Okay, yes, big big natural, go ahead, big natural.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Cause I want to drown between two big natural.

Speaker 6 (11:41):
Causes, big natural.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Trying to die of big natural causes.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
But related to this, in high school, remember it was
like if it was your birthday, you got punched as
many times as like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, do you
guys have any friends that were like or not even
friends friends, but like people that found now it is
your birthday and there.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Like just come out of the woodwork to sock you
in the arm.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
And then it was but it.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Was like real, it was like I got seven more coming,
and you're like, we just have two classes together.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, there was an older There was an older classman
that like really took it upon himself to come punch
all the younger classmen on their birthdays.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
And You're like, it was do not tell him, Well, he.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Had an abusive household, for sure, it was his time. Well, yes,
it's his time to pay back.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
You nailed it, that's exactly right. Yeah, he needs to
get it.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Out ready to fight. But it's under the whole guise
of this birthday thing. So I'm like, all right, you're
all black and blue.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
I had something similar like we would my family would
do the spanking machine where the whole entire family would
kind of line up in a tunnel.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
And you put that ball gag in your mouth.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
And then I get my leather, I get the leather
birthday suit on, and then your mom pulls out that
like wooden cross with like chains on it.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Gassless chat, put the tail in?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Go ahead, Yeah, we know.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
It's called pin the tail on the donkeys. You sit
in that chair with like a hole in the bottom
of it. Wait, I gotta get this straight. Is this
how you played pin the tail on the donkey the neighbor?
You get on all fours on the table and then
your favorite uncle puts a butt plug in your ass.
That's pin the tail on the donkey?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Rightless leather chaps.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
No, But I specifically remember going through the spanking machine.
You crawl through all the legs with everybody at your party,
and they spank you while you you go through their legs.
But my mom, after I had gone through the tunnel,
she broke out of the tunnel and kept spanking me.
And then I like started crying.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
And so funny, You're such a fucking baby, don't you cry?

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (13:53):
I was.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
I was such a bitch about it, And then like
I pouted, and my mom like felt terrible and had
to like apologize to me. It was like it was
so dumb. I wish I could take it. I'd like
to apologize to my milf I'll do it at the end.
I'll do it at the same Yeah, I'm sorry you cried.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Too, Blake. That's a bummer.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
No, it was stupid. I shouldn't have cried. It was
it was I think it was a power cry, like
I was trying to take the power back by crying.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Yeah, that always is.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh, like you were you were like saying like, don't
ever do that again. I'm gonna cry and make you
feel bad because you took it to another level.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, it didn't hurt that bad. It didn't hurt that bad.
He was just a little embarrassed.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
No, but she was being funny and was everyone laughing. Yeah,
she was getting to laugh from it.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
And I'm like, oh, you were like seventeen eighteen.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
Yeah, and Blake was like, not on my way because.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
But no, it was Workaholic season three yeah, off season three.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
Wait, we were in the spanking machine.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
You were twenty seven.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Uh And she got the biggest laugh of our family.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
It was crazy, dude, that's right. I noticed that a
lot at the Fourth of July party.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Just kids.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
It's so funny, dude. I think I'm gonna laugh at
my child a lot when they just.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Like choose to cry wherever You're.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Like, you can tell they didn't actually get hurt, but
like they just were like, uh fuck, where's my mom?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
How old are we talking? How old are you talking
about right now? Because I don't know how I much
I would recommend that, dude.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
There was a whole there was a true newborn baby
all the way up to maybe like a eleven.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
Yeah, I would say it was the older kids.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Okay, but which one are you talking about? There's like
crying and it's funny. When does it become funny to you?

Speaker 5 (15:32):
Because I think the.

Speaker 6 (15:33):
Party, dude, it was funny the whole way.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
The infant in the corner being ignored.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, just getting sunburnt, choosing to cry, the kid with
his neck between the banister, no, no, no, no, you know,
the four the four year olds, the five year olds
that they're just like they're just choosing. You could tell
that they were choosing to cry instead of like they
actually hurt themselves. And I'm like, look at this guy, go, dude,
he's really well.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
They don't really know how to regulate their emotions. My
kid is four, and I know what you're talking about,
because sometimes I'm like, you're fucking crying over that, like
what's up?

Speaker 4 (16:08):
You know?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Shut up?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
And does that make you laugh? Like they you spill
some water or something, and they just are like, oh shit.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
It does make me laugh, And I have to do
my best to not because I if I laugh and
he sees me laughing.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Cry with hill till I.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Have to look away. I sometimes have to be in
the room so that he doesn't think I'm like being
an asshole to him. Eddy has to fart.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
So they don't like it when you laugh in their face,
because that's that's.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
How I grew up.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
I know.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
That's just the way my dad would laugh in my
face forever, like.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Oh, did you get hit by a cement truck? Get up, bitch?

Speaker 5 (16:44):
I mean, honestly, he's waving beef jerky under your nose.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Honestly, it wasn't like get up, you bitch. It was like,
come on, it's no big deal. And and they'd laugh,
and then you're like, well, I guess it's funny.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
I guess I guess death is funny.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
The Black Loons are funny.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
Yeah, it's threading the needle.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
My kid had a bike wipe out the other day
and scrape the ship out of his knee and I'm
like washing his knee in the sink, you know, yeah,
getting the dirt out. Sure, and he's crying and and
like the water stings, you know, and you're like you
want to just be like like, look at me, It's okay,
You're fine, You're fine, You're fine, right, But you also
want to be like, yes, I know this hurts, like

(17:25):
it is a bummer.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
We gotta be careful out there. Oh yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
If your kid falls and completely snaps his arm in
half and the bonus sticking out, and you can't be like,
holy fucking ship, your army is completely destroyed.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
You gotta just be like you have to do a
one ad and laugh about you to be.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Like, wow, yeah, that's a laugh in their face.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
That problem is that your funny boat.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
Probably let me with my tongue have a.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Bone, marroney.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
But seriously, though, before you pass out, let's load you
in the car because we got to go to the er.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Dude, I broke my wrist as a kid climbing a
tree and and I climbed all the way to the
top of this. There's these two twins lived in my
neighborhood that were real pieces of shit, and they were
always like daring me to do things that I bet
they didn't actually do. They were like, we climbed the
tree all the time, climbed to the top, and I'm like,

(18:27):
you guys, climb it all the time. They're like yeah,
and I'm like all right, And then I get to
the top and I'm like I was not strong enough
to hold me.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
So my fat ass little kid.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Just fell head first, like twenty five feet out of
this tree and landed on the ground. Wrist snapped, snapped,
and like, uh, it was just like drooping, was just
like hanging there. And then my mom takes me to
the hospital and were sitting there and the nurse came
over and they're like, oh my god, we have to
get you in. Sorry, sorry about this. Was apologizing to

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other people in the waiting room and we were like what, like,
is it's stack gross? Like and they were like, sorry, sorry,
We're gonna take him in. We're gonna take him in,
and I'm like, is it no, dude, I landed in
dog shit. I landed directly in dog dog shit on
the back of my wrists all the way to my ankle,

(19:20):
like I slam. I landed on the ground and then
slid into it and I was just smeared in ship.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Wow, so you got you got jumped to the front
of the line. That's a fucking hack, dude. That is
a hack. Yeah, that's a hack. That's a life hack, dude. Dude.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
So if you're ever in an emergency room, yeah, and
you have you know there's other there's like life there.
You know, people are having heart attacks and stuff. Yeah,
they're just taking forever.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
They take forever. If you go into the emergency room
with a broken bone, they're gonna make you wait for
a very long time.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
You're waiting, dude, and they're not even giving you paintpills yet.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
You're just sitting Yeah, you're just fucking sitting in agony.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
And uh they're just hand you a bag of ice
and you're just sitting there. So little word do the wise,
go outside, cover yourself and ship, human or dog, doesn't matter,
whatever's the stinkiest, and come back.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
In and you'll get in right away.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
It's science smart.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
I like that smart.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
This is important.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Damn that actually really is. So that will jump you.
It doesn't matter if you have a sty in your
eye or a bit of a fever just rub diarrhea
all over your body and you'll skip the gunshot wound.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Blake named two other things, named two other ailments. I've
got to see where this goes.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Maybe in tow and super bad hemorrhoids.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Than you there you go, and you're going.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
To the emergency room for these things. This is are
emergency room place.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
It's like hyper concerning.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
I feel like Blake's the kind of guy who's just like,
take me to the emergency room.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
I got him wrong, only if it's a spanking machine.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
My mom spanked mee.

Speaker 5 (20:59):
What's that Sam's Smith song Take me to church? But
his is just take me to.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
That.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
I'm going to e R fuck it.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
I'm going to you know what, I stepped my dog
to rucking Adam.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
I thought you were going to say that. The nurse
or whoever was like, there's no twins in your neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Oh yeah, I specifically remember them.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
I was like, they never climbed this tree and it
wasn't strong enough, So.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Damn a little m night Shallaman twist on you? That
would have been crazy? His name?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Uh yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Like the Shining style, it's just two little girls in
like the same dress.

Speaker 6 (21:38):
Hey feel free? To hit me with it, Blake. I mean, look.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
I'm actively looking for it and I cannot find it there.
It is.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Just to keep on twins here? Do you remember you twins? What?
Remember those two conjoined twins? They were Curls And then
someone like c G I a video of a party
where one of them is like blowing a dude and
the other one's just like looking on what.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
I feel like, this is something that your friends passed around?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Wait what yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Joy.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
It was like they had like a moment like we're like,
whoa crazy.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I'll say, and they were like porn stars, No.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
No, no, no, just regular girls, right, okay?

Speaker 4 (22:26):
And then some fucking porn stars are regular girls too.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
No they're not. They're stars. They're exceptional stars.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
They're just like just like.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I don't know why you think they're regular. I think
they're they're outstanding. And then said and then some some
perverted genius was like, well I gotta go with this,
and he I'm pretty sure he doctored a photo of like, okay,
one of them like down, give him head, and then
the other one's just like looking off and they're like
at a party.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
You remember this.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
I don't do this sounds funny. It sounds funny.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
So they were conjoined at the waist or was exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
It was like two torsos and like the then two legs.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
I feel like every time I've seen conjoined twins, it's
always like their head out of each other's heads.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Yeah, what is that?

Speaker 6 (23:14):
Why is it that that would be?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Because then like like imagine, imagine it's you Blake and
your twin.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
I'm going to er brother.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
No, your twin is like just like is a gay
man and just wants to gobble dick. Then you have
to go along for the rock.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay, perfect, sure, close your eyes and that was the
point of the whole picture.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's okay when you're join.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
I don't know why our producers haven't produced this picture
in the chat or.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Even justause it's not real.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Just the one of the people you'll remember.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
It's just something that Durors has dreamt about every night. Yeah,
that thing that read viral reality.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Guys, going to my desk drawer, there's just a bunch
of drawings of it, like like April O'Neals leader.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
When you were a kid, these are your childhood drawing. Yeah, no,
it's it's the big scary monster.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
What was the fucking the Baba Duke. It's the Babadu.
What's what's babaistic?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
But Baba Duke was the worst fucking horror movie that
came out fucking ten years ago. That Everyone's like, Wow,
I guess horrors changed now, And I'm like, yes, it's
just not scary.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Is that what we're doing way worse?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Well, the the image of the character is kind of scary.
It's like this shadowy I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Actually, well, the Babba Duke. Babba Duke is like a
mythical creature, right, I feel like I don't know much
like the Twins.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
It's twins.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
From what I remember, it was like it's like touched
up drawing, like scary sketches, right, Okay, then like Babba
Duke itself was like the sketches, like the sketch come
to life, like crawling up the ceiling and You're like,
it just looks like a bad like liquid TV something
or other.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Know this because I know it's been referenced on shadows Adam.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Imagine if a giant charcoal drawing.

Speaker 6 (25:13):
Of like it came to life.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Yeah, he'd be like, I just kick it in his face.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
I remember like seeing people dressed up as as the
Baba Duke for Halloween and it was pretty scary looking.
It's like a little off putting.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Did you guys ever see the picture of the Baba
Duke at a party? And it was like giving someone
a head?

Speaker 6 (25:33):
Someone with long hair head.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
You couldn't really see the giving the Eiffel Tower, Remember.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
That can joined another one.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
I think it was viral. It's like a duke and
eyefull tower.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, a couple of big naturals was a big natchal
by a man.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
With like kind of strawberry blonde curly hair.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Yeah, Halloween. When you guys don't see that, you might
have to post.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
It on the Yeah, the Duke wears a hat. I
knew that yet.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty scary to me.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
It's got weird.

Speaker 6 (26:06):
This man wears a top hat and we're scared of
this man.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I don't think it's a man.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
When's the last time you met somebody with the top
hat that you could trust?

Speaker 3 (26:14):
That's like, dude, I feel I feel like I just
saw a man with the top hat at Piis Brosnan's
art show. Like I feel like I bet you did. Yeah,
that guy was fucking cool. I bet he owned like
a some sort of perfume company. It was like Jeffdy
or or some ship.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I had a neighbor who had a magician perform at
a party the other day and he had a top hat,
pretty brad.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah. I don't trust the magicians at all, Fucking Jeff
or Bro.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
So I went to the blink On show the other
week and.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Let's go, let's sick guys. It was real sick dude,
and uh, we're backstage nobody.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Uh, and that's a big deal, first of all to us.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
I'm trying to meet Tom.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
I've never met I've never met Tom DeLong before, and
so I'm asking Mark like, hey, will you show or
can I go meet Tom?

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Show me to Tom, show me Tom.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Yo, look this guy here's out.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
And Aubrey Plaza was backstage two and she kept like
whispering to me, like I want to go meet Tom.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Go get Mark to meet so we can meet Tom.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
And I'm like all right, and Blake which one, Oh,
let's go.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Sure, let's go all And so I'm like, let's go.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
So I'm asking Mark and Mark's like, oh, hell yeah, yeah,
let's go beat and you know, he's a super nice
guy and he uh, he goes to take us to
meet Tom.

Speaker 6 (27:35):
Out of nowhere.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
This magician pops out of fucking nowhere, dude, and he
was like he up here. They're like, uh, he's some
famous magician and he was going to do tricks and
I'm like, oh man, this is our shot to meet Tom,
and then proceeded to do magic for thirty minutes and
by the time we were done with the magic, couldn't
meet Tom anymore.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Tom had already left. Oh fuck that magician.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
That's a bummer, bro. But what kind of what kind
of magic was this guy doing?

Speaker 6 (28:01):
See?

Speaker 3 (28:01):
After I did that movie Magic Camp, magic means so
much less to me because I'm they showed me a
lot of the tricks and I'm like, well, I know
you're just really good at sleight of hand that kind
of stuff.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, yeah, for sure, I.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Can still appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
By the way, the guy who taught you I did
they I don't.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
I no longer believe that it's actually magic.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Right, I'm sorry, Adam. The guy who taught you blew
up though.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Right, he's got his own shows and ship now right
on like Netflix and stuff.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Absolutely he does.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
And I do want to remember his name, and we're
gonna cut this part out.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
I just remember his face and he was good.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Why cut out this now? Just just go with it, dude.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Well, dude, because I don't remember his name.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
You're fine. It was like eight years ago.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
He is great, justin Willman. I remembered it.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
I remember it.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
Des got it there. You don't cut it, don't cut it,
don't look at that.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Leave it.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Just a he's he's super good and a really cool
funny guy too. But but this magician was great and
he did some crazy shit.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Was it cards or was it like what what?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (29:00):
He had cards.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
He like took an X that was on his hand
and then just put it put it on He's straight edge.
He's like, he drew an X on his hand and
then put it on Mark's hand without drawing the end.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
Okay, see that's fucking sick.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
And he's like he's like, he's like, put it.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
He like drew it on his hand right here and
then put his hand like this and then made Mark
have his hand out like this, and then he hit
the top of it and he's like, now open your
palm and he opens up and there's an X drawn on.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Well, see, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's not like
just sleight of hand. I mean the sleight of hand
right there, but that's not like But how the fuck dude? Yeah,
how you say? You say that's not magic?

Speaker 6 (29:43):
You know what it is, dude, It's a trick.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
It's not magic, dude, it's not I'm sorry, I took
a little peek behind the curtain.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
It isn't magic. It's all skills and tricks.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
It's got I know. But could you deconstruct that with
your knowledge?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
But I can.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Have you Have you seen magic, Cam Carl?

Speaker 5 (30:00):
No?

Speaker 6 (30:00):
Oh, well then I guess you'll never know if I.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Could do that or not.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
I remember when you were learning all the tricks, the
card tricks and stuff like that, and I thought it
was fucking sick. Because I love magic. I think it's
cool as shit.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
It is cool.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
And and if you get good enough, Kyle, you can
dash up boys dreams to meet one of their most
favorite rock stars.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can make their dreams disappear. You
can make them their dreams of meeting one of their
favorite rock stars.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Yeah, Adam, the concert, did they do an encore? What
was like the what was the highlight?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Give me the well, dude, I know every I'm a
real big blink head and I did. I knew every song,
so like to me, they were all it was a
wall of hits.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
And I feel like, how fucked up were you?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Adam? You don't remember it? You were blackout?

Speaker 6 (30:52):
No I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
I wasn't because I drove us afterwards to Orange County,
so I had I only had like three drinks the
entire show.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
It used to be really good at blackout driving though
that was at that ship. Doesn't mean I was fine.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Wait, if you had to drive an hour back, wouldn't
you want to be hammered? I don't.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, yeah that's how I approach it.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
You don't remember that drive, take a long drive to
be sober, but go ahead.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yeah yeah, I guess they They just have hits on
hits on hits.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Huh.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
Yeah they really do. I mean, just a wall of hits.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Look at Todd hitting outs with the set list.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Oh yeah, we got a I mean, my god, all bangers,
all bangers. That is Rado. They did.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
I love LA. That's great, really really cool.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
They covered it or they just played it? Did they
cover it or no, they just played it.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
They didn't know.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
Yeah, when the lights went out, like back on, I
think they dropped I Love La and like the crowd
was so stoked on it that they actually put it
into the set list because it was such a magical
moment for everybody.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Uh, it was honestly a fantastic show. It was cool
seeing the band back together. I was at the show
that uh whatever Kardashian Travis is with?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Ah, yes, Uh Ricky Kardashian, what.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Rhonda Kardashian cap and my knowledge Daphney.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Yeah, Cruelay Courtney, Courtney Courtney is it?

Speaker 6 (32:23):
I think that's right.

Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Anyways, she held up the sign that said Travis I'm
pregnant and and she was like right next to us.
So that was kind of cool, just like just like
the video.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
She's like, could you please not smoke weed around me?
I'm with child.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
But it was tight. I did the turnstile. Guys. Uh,
they're the ones that got me backstage.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
It wasn't even blink So I I just had tickets, yeah,
and didn't have backstage at all really, and uh was
like trying to angle to get backstage and our boy
a Tiva Jefferson took a few of the Turnstile guys
backstage passes, and Winn got us, got us backstage, hung
out with the Turnstile guys for a while, which was

(33:05):
awesome because I fucking slayed and then got backstage and
then essentially they were kicking everyone out.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
And then Mark Hoppus's wife, Sky.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Saw Marcus Hophead saw saw.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Us and was like, uh, you guys could say, I'll
get your backstage passes. So big shout out to Sky Hoppus, Yes,
rot Reeheart, who made this boys dreams come true?

Speaker 4 (33:29):
And a big shout down to freaking the Magician who
the magician.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Guy, Hey, you know what.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
It was cool and I would have loved it if
I wasn't on my way to meet Tom for the
first time ever any other time, I would have been
in the pockety to be amazed.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Yeah, I get that.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Did we talk about all this already?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Because I'm like, did I mention here on this podcast
that I was in an elevator with Travis Barker in Chicago?

Speaker 4 (33:53):
I don't think so, no way to tell any of
our producers if we talk about this already.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
I feel like we talked.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
I think it did yea.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Yeah, I'm like, are recovering.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
But yeah, yeah, Well I don't remember it at all
if you want to go into it. I don't remember
to do.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
An elevator with Travis Barker in Chicago like a month ago,
when he was probably there doing the show and fucking
I was like, do I tell this guy?

Speaker 3 (34:20):
I'm on the shirt and I remember this, like, I
definitely remember you saying no.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
No, no, no, no, no, shut the fuck up. This is rivet.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
This is really what I love about our podcast is
we will take time to ask if we told the story,
the producers will tell us we've told it, and then
we'll still go into the fucking story for upwards of
fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Because I don't remember it. I want to hear it again.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
I don't this man listen to the old episode? Then
what episode can we point them to where they could
listen to that?

Speaker 6 (34:51):
No, dude, I can't.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
I can't remember everything you guys have said, and I
can't remember anything I've said. You know, so we we have.
That's not come on, that's not on us, dude. You
can't expect us to party the way we have. Okay,
some of us still currently do I also remember everything
we're saying.

Speaker 6 (35:11):
I guess you can't expect that.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I really don't remember a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Have you guys seen commercials for Little John's new show?
Speaking of Yeah, Will John's back. Will John's back.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
He never left. He's just been in Vegas for a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
He's got like a reality show and it's called like
Little John Did what this so?

Speaker 4 (35:30):
And it's just like every episode where it's like the
next is it cake?

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Lil John went to this farm and turned this barn
into a fucking hip hop nightclub, or.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
You know, litl John did what all it is?

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Little John fucked the Siamese twins at a party.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, Little John got his dig suck by it by
the Siamese twins.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Will John met one of big natural causes.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Joins you.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Oh, yeah, that's like a it's not a cool word, right.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
What is siame that's Siamese twins.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
There was a famous pair of twins that were Siamese
like one hundred years.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Ago, and so that's where it came.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yes, yeah, okay, okay, yes you have a Siamese.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
Is that a place I don't know anything.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Siam Sam is like a big biblical place isn't it.

Speaker 4 (36:28):
I don't know if it's Siam, Siam, Siam. I think
that's Dan Ziggs, Like I thought, that's what the.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
Siam sounds like, A like a cool.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
That's sam Heim, I believe.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
I don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
I think sam Him it is like the devil.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Sam I am Siam.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
I am dude, I would Sam I am exactly that's you.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
That's me. Uh. Shout out to Netflix's green Eggs and ham.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Short lived and shout out to Siam.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Simeon's described something other related to Siam. Now Thailand? Okay, Oh,
and it used to be Siam. When did it change
to Thailand? Because Siam is telling you.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
This is biblic You seriously don't know.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
It's kind of tight.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
This is this is you honestly don't know when it
became Thailand.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Okay, Kyle, well you're cleaning.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
I know what your apology is.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Yeah, dude, this is in the Book of Siam.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
Or I just said that. I don't remember everything, you know.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I think it's the time of the Bible is when
it was Siam and then it changed. I have something
I'm probably very wrong.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
I am test the booker.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
You don't know about the Bible.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I'm gonna say I'm probably very wrong about this, but
I remember something about the King of Siam King and
I think it comes back to Sunday School. Okay, I
don't remember when Durs talked about Travis Barker in the elevator,
So I.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Mean, I guess you retain the imports.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
So yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Sam Haynes sam Hayne is the Celtic New Year, the
end of summer, in the harvest season.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
So we're killing it today.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Yeah, Hey, and Blake, that's not at all what we're talking.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
It's the veil between the living and the dead.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
So there's where are you, Blake? What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (38:11):
Are we just saying things that are close to science?

Speaker 5 (38:14):
Sammy Hagar was a singer in Van Halen.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
I can't drive fifty.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Five Miami, Siami.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Sammy Davis Junior was legit Satanic.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Did you know that?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (38:28):
Yeah, Okay, Blake, you have the flow.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Yes, Sammy Davis Junior was like I'm gonna go a ship.
Was super homies with the dude who runs the Church
of Satan. There's like a bunch of cool photos.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
And those are his words. Yes, I'm sorry, I'm super
homies with Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Baby, I thought he was just like a Jewish guy.
I thought I thought his thing is that he was
just Jewish.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
He was that as well. He was he was Jewish
practicing Satanism. Okay, I don't know if you could do both, dude,
he would Sammy Davis Junior tried. He really tried.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
Man, It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Wait can you not? Why can't you can't practice multiple
religions at the same time. I guess that's just impall.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I guess not one that believes in a god and
then one that is like super pro Satan.

Speaker 6 (39:09):
You probably choose good verse evil, dude.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, true, good.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
This is the way I would assume.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
I would assume that's probably the better move.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
But I think so.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I mean, can we all be on that as good
as better than evil?

Speaker 5 (39:26):
Wait before we like analyze it, Wait, what are you
basing this on?

Speaker 4 (39:30):
What?

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Let's not believe just what Blake says.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
It's it's known, Like just google Sammy Dave Satan Davis
Junior and you will find it ud Satan. You know,
there's it's very well known Hollywood lore. That's how Davis
Junior was kicking it with the dude. I don't know
his name, but the basically the bald guy who was
all like freaking.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Davis Junior was like just like a big party or
maybe this guy likes a good cocaine. Yes, and yeah,
it's just like kicking it with this guy.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
He's like whatever you want need to believe. Baby, Wait,
how does he sound?

Speaker 6 (40:02):
Give me some of Satan's like that. He does not
sound like Austin powers.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
He kind of does baby.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Yeah, baby Davis, baby, yeah, good deal. Yeah, you guys
are all just doing a power. He wasn't British.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Wait, so we had the producers write out of sentence
and then we all have to say the sentence in
our best Sammy Davis.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Junior, Yeah, let's give our baby.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I think you have to do like a little bit more.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Like, Hey, this is the thing is I'm pretty sure
like that the Church of Satan bro just had orgies
and did cocaine and he was kind of.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Like devil and then like he's kind of tight.

Speaker 4 (40:44):
Yeah, So Sammy Davis was just kind of like, this
is like rap, Jason, I'm down to Okay a famous
Sammy quote. Okay, the quote is alcohol gives you infinite patience.
For stupidity.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
So, and this is a famous Sammy quote.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Okay, and this is this is back stage at the
Church of Satan Blake. Are you up first?

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Go ahead, all right, Oh, we have to say this.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yeah, and your best Sammy.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Yeah, it's just a famous Sammy David Junior.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Hold on. Everybody knows. To get into the character, you
have to say his name for Sammy and Davids Junior.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. Baby. Yeah, I
have very Okay, I legit, have never heard him talk before.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
So Adam, are you up?

Speaker 6 (41:29):
Yeah, dude, I see I don't know either.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Like, hey Deanie, Hey Deanie Baby, Hey Deanie baby.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Yeah, that's right, that's right. You gotta say Frankie baby.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Hey Frankie baby.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Okay, now say the sentence, Kyle, now go now, go
right into.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
A co Hey Frankie baby. Alcohol gives you infinite patience
for stupidity. Hey Frankie Baby, you hear me?

Speaker 5 (41:51):
You?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
I like that. It's better than mine.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
It was better than mine.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
Yeah, yeah, I like that. I liked your head. You
had the teeth out like I feel like he always
had his tea.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I even had this. I had a cigar. Did you
see the cigar?

Speaker 6 (42:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:06):
I did very good, proper, really good. My favorite actor.
Here we go, here come a heavy We're not gonna
do it best the best actor.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Yeah, that turns an eye out.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Oh dude, ready, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Everybody shut up.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
I'll be the judge, I'll be the Okay, alcohol gives
you infinite patients.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
The stupidity.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Made it the longest without laughing. This is not funny
to do. He made it really far without laughing.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
He did. He was actually doing better than he thought.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Hey, as the judge, I gotta give it to the
best actor of the bunch, Kyle Knew a check.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
Sorry, but.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Guy, it's real, dude, he's really talented and he is
my favorite actor.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Now I filled in the blanks.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
Baby fucking nailed it.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
The space work with the cigar thing, I'll give it
to him. Whatever the jutting teeth, fucking rat pack, dude,
I definitely did the worst, and I'll take that.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Are we the We're the splat pack and kind of
a bummer that we don't know what it sounds.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Like it is?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Can we be the splat Pack? Did you guys hear that?
What did you guys hear? Can we be the splat pack?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Did you guys have anyone that remember, like in in
college when people were like just into the rat pack
and You're like, there's no way they There's no way
that you are into the rat pack.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
I knew a few guys that Adam, your idea of
college is different than.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
I had a couple two different people that I knew
that had like rat pack posters in their shitty apartment
and You're like, yeah, there's no way that.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
You like them or even know who they are.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Real.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
It was like a grown up thing. It made you
feel like you were in a to be like I'm
into the rap pack.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
Like, yeah, we have that here, we drink martinis.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Meanwhile there's just my crushed keystone like cans in the
corner and R Isn't it all right? You guys didn't
know any anyone with a rat pack poster.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
I didn't know anybody. My grandpa gave me his old
like CDs of of Frank and stuff like and some vinyls.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
And sp CDs.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
I love that it wasn't even records, He's life, just
his old dusty CDs.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
Old MP three.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Grand his I pod Spotify account fully loaded.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
He transferred his uh Spotify rapster downloads of the old
rap dude.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
That's going to be our grand kids are going to
be like Grandpa gave me an old hard drive with
something called LimeWire dude.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
That's so real.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Well, that was the whole Bruce Willis thing is that
he spent like two hundred thousand dollars on music and
he tried to leave it in his will to his kids,
whoa and.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
Not recently, like this is years ago.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Yeah what although I know he's got health issues now,
but like then, Apple was like you can't and he
was like, what the fuck are you talking about? I
bought this, I own this, and like in the fine print,
you agree that.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
It's just yours. You can't like forward it onto anybody.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Oh right, yeah, because it's a digital purchase.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
There's like a quarter.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Million dollars the music, and he's like, what the fuck
am I doing with That's fucked.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
That's what we were talking about that too. It's like
you can't just loan somebody, like what if you could
loan somebody your download? You know, like you can't even.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Down loan like a down load, Yeah, can't you just like.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
That's weird.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Give me a second for that.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Yeah, fine, dude, it is.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
It does suck, like just how they take movies off
of uh, Like, for instance, Disney Plus just pulled a
bunch of movies and Magic Camp was part of that.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
Oh my gosh, this is the theme of the day.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
So how am I gonna watch it? Now?

Speaker 5 (46:00):
They made it disappeared?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
But it was a cute It was a cute little
movie that kids did love. I mean every I had
a ton of families that just would reach out and
be like, my kid loves this movie.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
So does that mean I can't watch it if I
wanted to know?

Speaker 6 (46:15):
Correct, Yeah, it does not exist anywhere.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
You can't buy it on Apple or Amazon.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Like you couldn't go to Best Buy and find that,
Like you can't get that.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
No, really that was made food.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
That's fucking bombs.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Yeah, so it just doesn't exist anymore, which, uh, you
know kind of sucks.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
You know why they're doing that because they're claiming a
loss on that particular item in their taxes, write.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
It off, and then they don't have to pay residuals.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
I mean that's why, right, like this what de loss
I was dealing with for fucking like twenty years. You
just couldn't get their music unless you had it from
the nineties. Is that reals didn't exist? Yeah, well then
they just they just finally got it back on streaming
like two or three months ago.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Maybe I guess now.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
I thought that was because they were holding out for
like a proper deal or whatever. But no, it was
like fucking record industry being shady.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
It was between deaf Jam or somebody I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
That's really crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
But they were just like in limbo, nobody go stream
it now. But it's it sucks.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
Well. I've always said that Magic Camp is kind of
the day Lessul of kids movies.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Everyone. Yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
That's that's just a lot of sense.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
That's what those families are saying.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
That's what the families are saying. Which, by the way, guys,
I don't know if you noticed, but I got X
on my hand. Dude, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
I don't know, dude. That's pretty crazy, dude, land on
my hand.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
That and if you're just listening, there is barely an
X on Blake's the thinnest lines.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
I'm it transferred.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
He's not even close to Mark hop this right now,
So that was all hard trance.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Don't know Mark, Mark, aren't you here? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah that's w Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
How does how does Mark baby just kind of cop it?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
He just found super honky right.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
Well, Mark is a little harder because Tom is the
one that sounds like he's from Great Britain when he's
just from San Diego.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Right, he sounds like he's from Britain.

Speaker 6 (48:27):
Yeah, that was vibe the Great Britain area.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
I feel like, did Green Day start that?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Yeah, Billy Joel Joe.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
No, no, no, that started well before.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Trying to be like the sex Pistols. Is that what
it is? Like? You're like or the Clash or something?

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Who who did start with? Who did it start with?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Well?

Speaker 4 (48:44):
The Clash are British pistols, right, so the first the
Ramones kind of didn't do it, which is kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
Yeah, they did kind of not do it.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, well I'm kind of trying.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
We're listening to them and being like, dude, they're definitely
kind of not.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Doing think of the punk band that tried to sound
British and the like, we're thinking of formative punk bands.
The Ramones are probably the biggest American punk band.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
I think there is on it with Green Day. I
think he's on. I think Billy Joe did have some
kind of a British adjacent.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Yeah yeah, bite my lip and close my eyes.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Sometimes I get myself the crepes. Yeah it's hell the
British dude.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
I mean the first one that like we remember, but
like the Stooges and like that.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Detroit Baby.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Yeah that's some motorcycle music right there.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Okay, I want to be Your Dog is not British sounding.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
No, not at all. They don't have dogs in Great Britain.
The dogs got dagsags. Oh you mean DAGs Rantid are
from the Bay but sound britted.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Well, maybe it was green Day, Maybe we'd give it
to them. I didn't think so.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
I think it is. I think it's Billy Joe because
I remember being tripped out when it's like, wait, they're
from fucking Berkeley, what's going on? Wait they're from around here?
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Said Adam? Give me one Rancid song I can give you.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
I don't know the boys, the time Bomb.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
You think it started in Scott music before Scott sounds
very American.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Rancid fucking rocks.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Ranted like bridges the gap between Scott and punk Rancid.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Freaking yeah rancid outcome the Wolves, right, is that their album.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
Ranted and Green Day from the same area.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
They're from Manchester, baby, yeah, yeah, they're they're old homies.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Good stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
I remember at the uh, the premiere of The Outlaws
on July seventh, it is out right, now comes out.
We're recording this podcast watching Exac comes out at midnight tonight.
The really excited about But at the premiere they were
giving like at the party, they were giving like a
dumb like fake tattoos, all the things that happened in

(51:05):
the movie because our characters get go to a tattoo
pollar in the movie. And Uh, I like fun was
pretty drunk right at the end of the night and
like ripped my shirt off. We talked about, uh, tattoo
on my chest. But Trey was not Trey Cool. My
buddy who is the drummer in Green Day, was not
pumped that I made him take photos with me with

(51:25):
my shirt off with a tattoo.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Sorry about it, dude. Wow, rivalry is real.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
I don't think there's any being Most pictures.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Gotta be fucking cool though. That's got to be like
one of the coolest pictures.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
I think I know a cooler pictures. It's pretty viral.
I think you know a cooler picture, right, I mean enjoyed.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Couldn't show it?

Speaker 6 (51:55):
No one knows this photo?

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Does the word conjoin ring a bottle?

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Like? This is like a workplace environment. So but like
we talk about stuff that's in so like, can we
show stuff that's inappropriate?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
You just show it to each other and it's.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
I know, but if I put it like in the chat, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
You can probably put it in the chat. You're showing
it to us.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
You have to write nsf W before you post it.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Is that she was saying, I.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Think it covers you from Yeah, I think I think
it covers you.

Speaker 6 (52:31):
Hey, if you do that, you're covered.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Cover You probably need to wait. You have to wait
a little bit. N s f W. Then wait five seconds,
give them time to close the chat, and then put
it in there.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Dude, this is real ship. This goes all the way
up to well are you going.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
To post it?

Speaker 4 (52:51):
You can? I can't.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
I don't think I should.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
You have to it?

Speaker 6 (52:55):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
You know? No, it's okay, not interested?

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Can you blur it?

Speaker 6 (53:01):
They don't have to.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Hey, they don't have to click on it if they
don't want to see it.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
It's just a link, right, well.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Oh that's right links. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
It's just a link.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Don't click on you're gonna text it to us?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
A link?

Speaker 5 (53:16):
Is this the link?

Speaker 4 (53:17):
I don't want to get a virus?

Speaker 5 (53:19):
Right?

Speaker 6 (53:20):
What are you guys talking about this?

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Copy image of address?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
You're acting like you don't look at porn on. I
don't want to get a virus by clicking the link.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Look, now, do not click on this if you don't
want to see anything.

Speaker 6 (53:34):
If you don't want to come, we're gonna go viral.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
We just click on.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
This, don't click on I don't want to We got
a message from the producer. She's calling hr your toast you.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
He hasn't sent the link yet.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Okay, So dude, I'm I've already looked at it. I've
already came.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I'm not going to look at it. I don't want
to look at it.

Speaker 6 (53:52):
That is not real, man, I'm gonna come.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
And by the way, this is Boba Duke. Wait, this
is Babba Duke.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
What are we looking at No, this is can joined.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
I mean, hey, if they if that is photoshop, they
did a great job.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
That's like pretty pretty real looking.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Oh, this is very I.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Don't want to watch it. I don't want to look
at it.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I don't can joined twins can give blow jobs to
They're just like regular people.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
Why do you hate conjoined twins?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Oh my gosh, this is I just feel like it's
going to be really inappropriate. This is cool, it's oh durs,
you're covered. When I quick on this link, it says
mature content. Do you want to go forward?

Speaker 6 (54:29):
I built think I set that up.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Whoa, uh huh.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
And here's another link.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
This is if people are listening, we're not really looking
at this picture.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Okay, No, it's all a joke.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Yeah we are, honestly, I think I made it up.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Yeah, it's all a joke.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
Any take backs? Apologies?

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Join, I am sorry. I made that up.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Oh gosh, yeah, you can find it. You can find
it on Reddit.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Feel free to go ahead and take a look on
and with the best is that I wished underneath of
them where they're wearing those like caps that people only
wore between two thousand and two thousand and four.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
The little Christina aguilera Ye, little painter adjacent.

Speaker 7 (55:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I feel like there was only like a four to
six year period where anyone even thought to wear those hats,
and now they're they're fucking dead.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
They're long gone, but they're coming back. I was gonna
wear one next week.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Yeah you know it, dude. You know I'm on that ship.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Oh yeah, you're Cal's bringing it back.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
I've got an apology. I'd like to say, I'm sorry,
MoMA for the spanking machine incident. You were being funny.
I know it was probably really disappointing to you that
I acted like a little bitch on my birthday. But
I wish I could take attack that moment and laugh
through it with you, because you're such a great mom
and I know you're just you were just doing your best.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Can I kind of glob onto your and also apologize
to my mom for being a What do you want.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
To do to it?

Speaker 6 (56:00):
Glob on to your apology?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
I think it's an m it's a glomb.

Speaker 6 (56:07):
I always thought of a glob.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I always thought we say glob and I've been meaning
to tell you, guys, I've seen you glob and it.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Just glom. You just blew my fucking mind.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Yeah I did not know. Well, I'd like to both
glob on your.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
You want to go, you want to.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
To your apology, and also go to my mom and
dad and be like, I'm sorry for like seeing all
these kids at the Fourth of July party and just
seeing them all act like little bitches, and uh, I
want to apologize to my parents for for sure I
acted like a little bit.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
I mean I had to on my mom. You don't
even remember being a little for.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Sure, you act like a child. For sure, you act
like a child.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
Absolutely, dude. I was talcting like such a child my
entire childhood.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
You're acting like a child, dude, I know.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
On my mom.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Clo.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
You have an apology.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Maybe there's I do have an apology. I have an
apology that's paired with a thank you. The apology is
I'm sorry for missing the last one. Uh, I know,
I figured, And I also wanted to thank you guys
for holding it down because y'all rock You're the best.

Speaker 5 (57:22):
How was your trip? Let's cover that for just a
couple of minutes.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
I'm sorry, honestly, so rejuvenating. It's it's just it was rejuvenating.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
Great you go to you're glowing right now. You've got
a nice base.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
You a hot bob duke.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Yeah, you're like a friendly Babba duke. Like if you're
if you were the scribble drawing that came to life,
you'd be like, oh, what's man?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Maybe that's an indie film just like.

Speaker 6 (57:49):
We got.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
If you're listening, please send us your Babba dude pictures of.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:05):
I apologize to Kyle for not asking about his trip.
It was so rejuice and the conjoined thing. Good making
up that entire thing.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
It's all water under the It's all water now, you
can look it up. It's definitely on Reddit. All right,
and that's another episode.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
All right, who's this rancid?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yeah, this is rancid. Hey, the drummer's got a sick
ass pickleball fucking company called Ghost Pickleball.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
We need to shut that out.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
It's epic, epic as fu dude,