August 1, 2023 • 67 mins
Today, this is what's important:
The MLB All-Star Game, Seattle, Oakland, popping wheelies, childhood school days, Tiny Desk concerts, smoking, and more.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously both critically
crucially important today on This.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Is Important, real poser, Shit, I love it.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Who's the Blazers bro? Who's fucking blows trow She's like
this fucking four year old dump truck tried to come
up and talk to me.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I wasn't hitting a lot of home runs, but I
was hitting some loopers. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm still going to send it. I'm still gonna send it,
all right, all right, you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Instead of a clap today, I did a snap instead
of a clap.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Is that crazy?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
That?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
In my life?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's insane, breaking all the rules.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Jazzy I've never done before such a Jazzy Cat.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Is that the first time? That's a good question, Kyle,
I've never done it before. Actually you've never done a
snap before, Jazzy Cat. Wow, Wow, that's cool, neither of I.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't know. I don't know if I talked with
you guys about this. I did the MLB All Star Game.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Oh shit, you had mentioned you were going to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Position did you play? Because I'm really jealous that you
were on the.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Dude, I didn't I didn't play my hit. I was
so fucked up I was. I already was like, I'm
going to be a coach.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh right, you were going to be a third base
coach or something, right.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, I'm going to be a coach. And then basically
that just meant I like, don't play and I just
wear a jersey and stand out there.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You know what, though, I saw you on Instagram doing
some like pretty heavy torkage, spinning your back with the bat,
and I was like, what's Yesud's deal?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, I was hoping. I was because I was feeling
pretty good, and I was like, if I feel good,
if I can make it through this batting practice, and
I'm going to ask to play. And I was like,
if I feel good. Immediately after doing that, immediately after
doing batting practice, my whole side see stuff on me
and I can barely stand my hole. My hole seized
(02:03):
up on me. So did you you you swung?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
What? What stadium were you at? What field were you at?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Seattle?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And did you hit? You did batting practice?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Did you did you make contact? Did I hit the ball?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah? I know how to hit the ball.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, Okay, did you get it out of the infield.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I had a batting cage on my roof, Homie, I
know how to hit the baseball, that's true, Did you
crank it?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm curious about what that experience was like because I think,
you know, hitting in a major league stadium is a
dream of mine.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
We actually hit at the stadium next door, which was
all divided off.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But oh, never mind what it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It wasn't like you were on the at the actual stadium.
It was the stadium next door in Seattle, which I
think is the Seahawks Stadium. What that one's huge?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Is it indoor? They it was all partitioned off, and
so we weren't just hitting like in the field. It
was like a row of batting cages and we were
hitting like up into the stands.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Oh, because they wouldn't let you guys play on the
actual field that was going to be for the All
Star Game like that night or the next day or what.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well, because it was fifteen minutes before there was already
a crowd there. They had a full stage built because
there was a band performed a performance.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's a bummer. I used to love watching batting practice.
I would that's weird. It's not at the fuckon, I'm confused,
just weird the way.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'm sorry, Kyle, that sucks for you, dude, that sucks.
And you didn't even turn into the game.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Sorry, Adam. Will you step this out a little.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Bit more for me? Yeah, it feels over, engineer.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
This is the this is the celebrity All Star game, right.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yes, that's new. Right, No, it's kind of new.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And it was the same day as the legit All
Star game, is what you're saying, right.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, fucking Nope, that's not what I'm saying. Okay, stepping out.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
This feels over, engineer.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I'm saying that it's a celebrity altar game. It's uh,
it was Saturday, I think, and then the actual game
was Tuesday, I believe, and then Monday night was way
far away.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Why wouldn't you guys just play in the in the
stadium baseball stadium.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
They did. We did play in the baseball stadium, but
the batting practice was done next door.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Thank you fucking disaster, my guy.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Because it was already set up. The people were already
in the stands waiting for us to play the game, right,
so we were going to go take batting practice in
front of them.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
And they weren't doing like public batting practice for all
the people to watch.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
There were there were people there watching. It was like
an interactive like this is the fan experience. This is
the fan experience next door where you go and you
take your photo, act like you're a major league you know,
hitter or whatever. I don't know. And then I just
did batting practice and did okay. I was like, oh,
I could actually do all right, I could play. But
(04:43):
my god, dude, I was like Skyler Aston, who is
a way smaller man than me. He was in pitch
perfect with me, and.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Are we talking about leave it to Steve? What's the
name of his show?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, I don't know, he told me.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
But he's got one of those shows where it's got
like the name and the time where.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's like, yeah, I think you should Steve.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah no it's not. I think you should see but
it's time for you to flow. I should be Stevin.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But it's on it's on CBS and great, great guy
a friend of mine, but way tinier than me. So
I'm like, oh, I'm going to be able to crush
the ball farther than him. He hit a three run
home run, like just welted it out. I was so impressed.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yes, sir, he's an athlete. He's got good hand eye
out of the field.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, no, out of the because they lower they they
brought the they bring the fence in a little bit
to what how how far?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't I have no idea, Kyle, Okay, I'm just curious.
I don't know how much you know. You know a
lot about a lot of things. Man, I'm just asking questions.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I bet, I bet all of us could hit a
home run in that field if it's the right pitch
and you connect.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
No, baseball is funky. I don't think I'm not. I'm
so bad at connecting onto a baseball. I'm not good
at it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You can't hit a baseball.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I mean, I get his softball. I don't know that
get hit a baseball.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Well it was it was softball. It was softball. So
it's a celebrity softball game.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
What yeah, Oh, then I can hit it out of
the park.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Okay, well I get hit it into the stadium next door.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You can definitely clock softballs super far because they're they
got a quirk in them, or something.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I don't know if I've ever hit a softball with
a softball bat, because they're like tinier bats. It was
kind of it was a skinny funky. It was a
little funky.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Sports are funky. Well, the softball bat is like the
same diameter for longer than a baseball bat. A baseball
bat kind of goes why and then flattens out. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
like does a little v thing and then flattened.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Why is that?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I don't know why. I don't know why they do
that in in softball versus b ball. Who cares?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
But I had a cool team. I had Donovan Mitchell
from the Cavaliers on my team. I had Zach Levine
on my team. Who I'm sorry from Donovan Mitchell.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh spider ship.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah dude, Yeah he was cool. He's the man he was.
He was super cool. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
It was every really nice. Or were people like truly
competitive being dickheads or.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
No, everybody was super nice. I just don't know a lot.
There was like a bunch of football players that for
sure are very famous. I just don't know who they
are because I don't really follow football.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
The helmets, it's hard to tell.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Some also, some baseball players And I'm like, absolutely, this
guy's a stud baseball player. Yeah, I did not know.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
There was baseball players in the celebrity Baseball Retired.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, there was like retired baseball players.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh okay, yeah that's cool. But hot goodin.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Jojo Siwah was there? Omaha's own what? Okay? I would
be starstruck right there? How did she who she played?
She didn't hit a home runner?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
And I think she played Who is that?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You don't know who Jojo Seaway is?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
No, I don't I know who Devin Saw was.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Well, it's because you don't have little girls. Little girls
like love her.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
She's like, where's the bow in her hair? She was
like kind of a she's just like sort of a
pop star.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I don't know. She was really big. She has a
lot of shit in Target. She was a YouTuber who
kind of blew up.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Oh yes, Target, what's the song?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I don't know, dude, who knows? I don't know who
knows what she does?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, she's just like a product. Yes, that's fucking cool
she was.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
But then what was kind of cool is she came
out as being lesbian and then then like that was
like a big deal and Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I was like, she's from Omaha. So I'm like, oh,
is she yeah? And so I go, hey, I'm from
Omaha and she was like fuck off. Totally dude.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
She was like, you're not a girl. Get away from me.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
She was kind of not that cool.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I did.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I don't think I like Jojo Seawah. Oh damn, I'm
team Seawah.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No, dude, you would hate her. She sucks.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
What's her deal? Was she focused or she just didn't
care to talk to her? He's a seaweeder now.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
She just was very not interested in making any friends.
I think she was like doing a lot of stretching.
She was really prepared.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Wow, how old is this girl? Twenty?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Maybe? Is she that old?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah? Oh she's like this fucking forty year old dump
truck tried to come up and talk to me.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I mean totally probably yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I mean that's the real of the situation for damn dude.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But to be perfectly honest, I did not like her
that much. She was not that cool.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Okay, all right, that's Adam's opinion.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
All right, fine, man, I didn't have this on my
twenty twenty three beingo card.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
He was saying, like, how cool Jojo. Why is I
didn't think she was that cool. She wasn't that friendly.
She's a legend. May no, dude, super fake. And when
she she was like kind of rude backstage, not really.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
What the hell, Adam, the.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Hell you're doubling down?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I like this? I actually like this. So some people
got to tell the truth, man, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And when she came in front of the camera, she
would like light up and suddenly she's a different person.
And then she wasn't that person before the camera. Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Here's the thing about Adam Devine is that he'll he'll
light up. He'll light up with the cameras he's always on.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
He's also going to light up when he's going through
security at the airport. He's gonna light up.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
It's like getting his coffee at the shop.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
That is that's true? Right?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, I mean I feel like I'm not that different
a person around you guys as I am.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
When you've got consistent energy, you feel like you don't
have days where you're like maybe tired and you just traveled.
I don't really want to do shit, and I'm here
with a forty year old dump truck.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Sure, So I'll get I'll give Jojo. I'll give Jojo
the benefit of the doll. Yeah, maybe she's having a
bad day. Maybe she was having a bad day. But
when I met her, I was going out and have
a way to be like, Hey, I'm also from Omaha.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Where are you from this that? Well you're at try hard.
It was like one word answers. It was like, it's
like she hated either she hated Omaha or she hated
me specifically.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Probably hated Omaha. If she was like, you know, like
a young lesbian girl. And I don't know how accepting
or is Omaha super accepting.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I don't know. I'm making shit up now. I mean,
I have no idea. I didn't grow up a less
been girl.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Oh, you're being empathetic in a way.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I'm just trying to show up for my girl. Dude. Yeah,
it is weird that you're showing up for this person
you've ever met, when one of your best friends is
telling you she's not that cool I ever met.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, what team are you on? Well, sometimes when you
have this person on a pedestal, it's hard to hear
this kind of stuff. You know, I don't know who
she is, but Blake does.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, I just like the hot goss. I really wanted
to really like her because I you know, I'm like,
this is school, she's from Omaha. I feel like we'll
have that. I know who she was just because she's
super famous with dads with little girls. Yes, she's a legend,
may yea. And I have a lot of friends that
have little girls, so I know about her. And everybody
(11:41):
was like, she's from Omaha, and so I'm like, oh cool.
And I know I have friends that took their kids
to the Jojo Seawak concert and lost their minds and
they wear like rainbow colored headbands and shit, and I'm like, oh,
this seems fun for the you know, fathers to take
their little girls too. And then when I met her,
she might've been having it en off day. Wasn't that cool?
I wish she was cool?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Okay? Fair? Yeah? Fair?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Well with that said, did your team did your team?
Was she on your team?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And we lost? And and uh yeah? Was it was
it her?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Was she good at baseball? How bad did you get slaughtered?
Was did you get slaughtered? What was the score?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
She was the last out? She was the last out.
I think we actually was right towards the end. I know.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I was oh wow, and were.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You like, good, refuse to bunt? Refuse to bunt? She
was asked to bunt?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Really, so you were coaching from the side, but you're like,
I'm the third base coach.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
You listen to what I say. Oh wait, yeah, this
is a coach player relationship. She's like, why is the
third base coach talking to me? No, I did, I'm
not the one the actual coach. I was like, just
I was just saying it on the sideline and such.
I was not giving any real uh, but refuse didn't
take the bunt orders. That's interesting. That's a wild that's
(12:51):
a wild card. I don't know that. I'd like to
have that wild card on my team.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Was ready to swing away.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
She said, no, maha, no, no, see why things hard though?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
To be fair, she did. I guess she hit a
home run the year prior. I guess she did hit it.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
She did.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
She jacked.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
She's not a small girl, Yeah, she's pretty big.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Is it the outfield? Do you have to hit it
to the outfield to get a home run? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Just like half the outfield, Kyle, it's like half out. Okay,
all right, it's a real hit. You gotta you gotta
hit it. Yeah, you gotta crank that soldier.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'm so sure she plays softball.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
She probably saw you as an adversary, is what happened.
She was like, this guy might be as strong as me.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I kind of just.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, we're the same size. So yeah, yeah, perfect, you know,
but I do I would like to give her the
benefit of the doubt, because you are right. Maybe she
just was having it, but she was nicer to other
people I saw her, and then when the cameras were on,
she really lit up and was having the time of
her life.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, so well that makes sense. That makes sense.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
You're in the background going, I'm like, oh maha style,
She's like, get away from me.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, not him, not him.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
God, this guy.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I think the coolest thing that the All Star Game
for Baseball that they just started. Did you get to
see like the bunt competition. That's like my favorite thing
now where you try to bunt it in like little
targets and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Dude. I was so good at bunting when I played baseball,
like really good, and it's hard. To do. It's actually
like a hard thing to do, yeah, because you have
to like you have to absorb the shock really really well.
You have to be like yeah, and then fucking let
it rock. Yeah, it's otherwise you pop it up. Do
they bunt anymore in games? Really?
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I don't know, not much, but I think they tried.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I mean there's certain scenarios. Do they do? You know
that they do?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
They never it was never like they were bunting like crazy.
It's like if you.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Well, I'm only asking because I know that the game
has the game has changed in a way where there's
no longer like skilled hits. It's everyone swinging for the
fucking fences because someone curns the numbers. And it was like,
if you just go for a homer every time, the
odds are that you're gonna score more, whereas they used
to be like Okay, I'm gonna go for a double.
I'm gonna go for a single, like we need this,
(15:10):
we need that.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I don't like that. I'm gonna stay right now. I don't.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
It's more strategic that way. And then someone did the analytics.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
They have to still bunt. They have to still bunt,
but it's a certain scenario.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
So I'm just I'm wondering if they even do it
as much as they used to the Death of small Ball.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah no, no, no, no no. You just don't see
it on like highlights. That's something that happens in like
fifth inning when you're trying to advance a runner to
second or you're trying to advance a runner. That's it.
That's just strategy.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I was only asking because for like the base the
Basketball All Star Game, it's like dunk contest. People still
don't three point contest people are shooting three pointers? Right,
Is the bunting now like a fucking like, Oh, they
used to do this and now we kind of do
it for fun on All Star weekend.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I'm just asking.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
I honestly think it was something that came over. They
did it at like the japan Japanese like All Star games.
Is they did these like bunts, and then I think
people saw it on Instagram were like, oh, that's kind
of cool, Like it's like a little actors challenge and
they're just trying to fill time.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Are they doing that at the All Strike end or
doing bunch challenges?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yeah, it's like they put these big targets out and
you try to make it in the middle of like
the of the circle.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
See that's fucking cool, dude, that's like baseball practice. Shit,
you got to hit it down the third base line
in order to get to first base.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
It's that's great. I did not know that. Yeah, yeah,
did you ever? Kyle? We used to have a coach that,
like he watched some video of like how to train
kids for accuracy where he'd put buckets all over the
field and you had to like he would like be like, okay,
now you got to hit the second base bucket and
land it inside the bucket or like.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
The home depot bucket.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, it's just like a big ass like it was
like a trash can essentially.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah. Yeah, it's very big. It's very big. Well, because
there's like there's definitely spots like when you don't swing
for the fences and you're just trying to do a
looper for a base hit over the head of somebody
and land into the fucking outfield. That's that's a great
skill to have.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
That was where I really shined loopers. I believe that
I wasn't hitting a lot of home runs, but I
was hitting some loopers, No dingers, I wasn't going yard
that often, but.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Either was I. I was a bunter. I did. I
did a lot of bunting.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I would love if they did like what do they
call it when you're like between two bases and they're
like playing like the back and.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Forth and you're like pickle pickle.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah, I would love to see like pickle, like a
all star pickle, all star pickle, like who can fake
and psych and whatever?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yes, Joel McHale, his knee would just explode if we
did that, you know.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Not with the celebrities, something like the all star dude,
all star caliber pickle.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Like get the quickest, they get the quickest guys out there,
and then they see who can survive the pickle.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
And it could be brought to you by Blake.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Say it with me, Grill, Like Blake's the only one
that didn't say it. I didn't. You're the one who's
always posting Grillo's pickles. And then when we set you up,
he's embarrassed, embarrassed by you guys.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
He wanted to deal with classic set thrill, no classes.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
He's still really from the from the news that Jojo
see what might not be as cool as.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah, man, well, what do you think, man? You just
fucking cut the clip of my wings. Brother, I was
flying high there and then you just took her out. Hey,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I wanted it to be cool too.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I'm just saying, like more fun things, like don't they
do like quarterback accuracy things for the football?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
All Star games fucking let's be honest, All Star games
fucking suck.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Now.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I don't know why I liked him as a kid,
but they are so stupid and uncalled for at this.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
You were stupid. You're stupid, asshole, I am, but you were, well, wait,
why are they? What's different?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Basketball used to be really good, like they actually tried,
like Kobe Bryant was there to take heads to off,
Like when it was him and Jordan was still playing
and Kobe was West and Jordan was East. That was
like a hell of a All Star game. They went
at it.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, because you've had some rivalries.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
They used to care, they used to us, they used
to be super competitive, and now they're just not toxic.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And they were like, well, guess what if we're here,
we're gonna win. Like, if we're here, we're doing it.
We plan our winning. Yes. Now it's like, you know,
I feel like our society is like like winning isn't
as cool now, like trying hard isn't as cool.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yes, it's offert.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Well, they don't want to get hurt. They got the
purse and they don't want to get hurt in like
the All Star game. Yeah, you're right that mentality that
Jordan had where he's like, I'm the highest paid guy,
I'm the best.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I don't I'm not gonna get hurt. Yeah. Now they're like,
I'm the highest paid guy. I need to protect my
ass in it. Right, Okay, I got something for your asset.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I think what happens is like I forget what game
it was, but like Paul George, it was some overseas
game for one of those tournaments, and then like his
leg just completely exploded. It's like brutal to watch, and
it's like, oh, that shit happened, not even in a
real NBA game, Like why am I risking the bag
or something like that?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Right, it is kind of risky because you're you're like
doing like a second job or something.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
But you didn't because he's but your money is guaranteed
in the NBA, so you didn't risk the bag.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
But uh no, but the team, the team risked their
player though, well.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
If you never repair, Yeah, the team risk a player.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, but that's such a that's that's the difference between
bitches and assholes, right there is that's such a big
way to look at it.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
I agree, Uh huh, which part which one's bitch to be?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Like? Of? Just like so worried about getting hurt because
you could get hurt stepping off a curb, Like, there's
all kinds of ways you could.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Adam did, Adam did. Don't talk about that.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Adam stepped off a curb almost die.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I agree with Adam on this.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I agree with NBBA players. They play basketball all the time.
It's not like they only play in the NBA. They
played pickup games in the summer. You see the video
of them.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
You're in practice, I said, practice practice.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
You talk about plactice like they're playing all the time.
So it's not like they can't go all out at
the Ulstar game.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Right, you can go all out.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's one game.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, you should be able to.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
And by the way, they now like take the bench,
They're like, oh, I'm gonna sit out this game. I
can't remember what the phrase is, but they're just like
they rest load management, load management, And look, I understand
that from like WHOA from a management thing, where like
I want to rest my players. I don't want people
getting hurt, like I've invested in them. But guess what
if I fucking buy four hundred, six hundred dollars tickets
(21:19):
to go see the Lakers and Lebron's not playing because
of load management or whatever the fuck it is. I
know he's not usually that guy, but like, what.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The fuck, dude, I've had uh? I mean, I'm I
am the guy that did that. I bought season tickets
to watch not that guy, Pal Kawhi and Paul George
and the squad, and then those motherfuckers never played. It's
like such a wasted season of me just going like,
I guess I'll watch Reggie Jackson, and I like Reggie Jackson.
He was good, he was a good player for us,
(21:46):
but like, he's not Kawhi. He came to see the Star.
So how often is there good all the time? Because
like pitchers, you can't pitch them for like, but they're
just load managing constantly all the time. Yes, yeah, the
fuck is that.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Well, now they're gonna start making rules against it. Yeah,
just it has gone a little out of control.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Oh wow, then play fewer games, like what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Play seventy games?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
But then that's less revenue done, that's less revenue.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I know.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
But like it's all money in politics.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Everybody's everybody's.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Money.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's it's jumping off the quarters to save pennies.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Bro Okay. But that being said, Uh, Zach Lavine and
Donovan Mitchell were both very cool at the All Star Game.
They're really cool uh NBA players. To me, I want
to make.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Zach Lavine part of the greatest slam dunk contest in history.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Oh yeah, what a stud dude. It's a fun All
Star game.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Right, Like that was not only was it like he
was amazing, but also, uh, who's other dude who.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
He just went tip for tat with back and forth?
A god?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, yeah, that was a good Those guys were great.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Doing absurd acrobatics in the air. That's it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
It was very cool. Donovan was the homie. He was.
He said that he was a fan, so I'm assuming
he was a fan of workaholics and yeah he was.
He was really tight, really cool Zach. I'm not sure
if he knew who I was or not.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Jazy Jax was my ship, but he.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Kept being like saying things that are sort of like
backhanded compliments. I think he liked me, but he kept
being like. You know how when people, uh, they're trying
to say like that that you're beating funny, but they
say like, you're stupid a lot. Yeah, dud, this guy,
this is my goofy. I'm like, I'm like, yeah, wait,
(23:39):
do you all man you have down syndrome?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yay? You are not funny, man, you are not fun
I do not Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I'm not sure if he liked me or thought or not,
but he kept saying you were stupid and not funny.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Hey, will you leave?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Thank you put a mask on your ugliest.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Too. Yeah. Do you know how when people think you're
really pretty they tell you to cover up everything?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Man, I want to fight.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You, you know, especially when they think you're really athletic,
and then when you say you're not playing in the game,
they say thank God under their breath, you know, thank
god this game, dude, thank god, thank God.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Oh that seems like you guys really hit him off.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
You said hit him off. You said hit him off.
He said hit him off. That seems like you guys
really hit him Okay, shut up, dumb ass, dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
How awesome it was to see these guys that are
professional basketball players also just fucking studs playing softballs like
they're great. Yeah, they're great at everything.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Well, Steph Curry just won the golf tournament the other.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Day too, that's right, Yeah, that was fucking nutty.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Oh that's sick.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I like that, like Zach Levine had like a jumped
over the fence and snagged the ball to save a
home run. Okay, us like just like elite level play,
like jumped over the fence, jumped like was hanging over
the fence. It would have been a home run and
he saved it.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Reaching reaching and the genetics are crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And then Donovan Mitchell it was like that Hank Aaron
play where he's like dead sprinting and caught it over
his shoulder, remember that, Like way back, what do they
call those?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I think it's basket it's a basket, it's.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
A And he did one of those. I like, this
is fucking.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Green Day's first album.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's a basket case. Yeah, he did one of those.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It was.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
It was truly impressive.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
You bite your lip and you.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Close your eyes and then you points points points.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I'm looking for it. So wait, was it like?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
So, were you guys like partying in the back? Are
you guys fucking smoking weed? Are you guys chugging buzzballs?
Or is this like, oh yeah, who's the Blazers bro?
Who fucking blows dro Did Jojo Sawa.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Out drink you?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Did you beer bong? And you were like, I can't
do it today? No, there was no drinking during the game. Afterwards,
I had a drink with Donovan Mitchell in the lobby
of the hotel, which is pretty tight. Uh yeah, yeah,
he's super cool guy.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
What's his what's his drink of choice?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I think he was drinking like a It was like
an orange juice. I think there was like vodka orange
juice or a maybe a gin, maybe a gin and juice.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
So a screwdriver, which would seemed like, say, a gin
and juice.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I think a gin and juice sounds sick.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I love gin and juice.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Well, I don't know, I'm Mitchell is gonna be like
I heard you on the podcast. I was drinking the
the gronie like or like some some real drinking, Like
I think it was drinking gin and juice.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
No, it wasn't. It was like it was like a
juice of some sort. Or maybe he was just drinking juice.
I have no idea. But it was pretty late, so
I'm assuming.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
You thought you were getting fucked up with him. He's
just having orange juice before bed.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, he's just having rang. It turns out he was
like getting ready to leave, like that's his morning. Meanwhile,
I went out drinking for three hours and then came
back and did you get to see a little bit
of Seattle? I love Seattle. Seats so cool to me,
really nice it is. Yeah. It We went to like
the warf area.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
It's a weird word, the fish market, isn't it? The
fish market to.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
The fish market. Went to a really great place called
Matt's in the Market, which was this awesome restaurant. It
was like Joel McHale took me and Isaac to the
restaurant with some of his friends and we went and
had this amazing meal. It's called Matt's in the Market,
I believe. Yeah, And they're in Seattle. Matt's in the market.
Check that out. Yeah, it was really fun. And then
(27:31):
we were drunkenly writing those lime scooters all around and
we didn't get injured. That's danger. Didn't get injured, which
I'm like, on the way there before we had started drinking,
I'm like, oh, this is really scary. On the way back,
I'm like, it wasn't scary at all, and I'm like, oh,
well that's how that's how you really are.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
So with all these like limescooters and stuff and basically
like you know, fast ass things, you don't have to
wear a helmet. You don't have to do anything like that.
You can just roll on the road, like, let's go,
what happened?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Dude, how is that a thing?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I don't know that. It is interesting, that's crazy, yep.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Like they don't have helmet options, Like you think there'd
be like one on the front of each because.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Everyone would get light. Yeah, everyone would just be trading lights.
You can't share helmet's epidemic.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
It just always blows me away when I see somebody
bombing like thirty miles an hour down the fucking road,
and it's like, dude, that's I would eat ship.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
But when you see somebody who's good on one, like
down Melrose, some of those kids are unbelievable, like hitting curves.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh yeah, they're elite, elite level.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, that's it's so good.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Do you put like plastic bags in there to protect
the helmet? You know people are going to ship in them.
You know people are gonna piss and ship in them.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
It's a good call at them.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, you're the guy who shot down the helmet.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I did know.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Have you been to Seattle recently? People be shipping Adam's
covering all.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
The bases, is like, and even if they put plastic
bags in there, they're shipping in those bags.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You know, have you been to Seattle or the Northwest recently?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
People be shp put a bag on.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Your what's going on?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
What people are shipping there?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Oh? Yeah, yeah? There was human ship on the sidewalk.
I saw a man smoking crack just on the sidewalks
and they cleaned it up. I was like, I was like, oh,
this is crazy. I was talking with Joel and his
friends and they're like, oh, yeah, they cleaned it up
for the All Star Game. It's it's much better. I'm like, oh,
that's crazy because this crazy crack had just chased me
and Isaac into the restaurant, like literally, it's like and
(29:27):
we're like, uh see, I like quickly ran into the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I was just jojo biggest fan.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's a sea white sea kind of frightening. What are
you doing, Seyeah, that's kind of frightening. I think that's
just what the way of life up there, you know.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
And so for whatever I mean, So, yeah, Kyle, I
was in Oakland. Yeah, what's up for twenty four hours?
I went up there, took a trail race, just did
a trail race, got some dinner, and got the hell
out of there. Okay, dude, Oakland, did you drive or fly?
They're having a good time. We flew up, We flew nice.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Nice, you have fun in Oakland. You got high feet
or what?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yo, Oakland is wild. Where were you uptown? Uptown and
give it uptown uptown give it to you?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Oh And I did think about hitting you up, like
it would have been like, do you want to come
to the city and see me for one hour or whatever?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I don't know what opened, but I was like, yeah,
I wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Definitely, next time definitely next time hit me up. I
totally would have done that.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
One really hurts to learn this way that you were in.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, it really does. I would have gotten a car immediately. Yeah,
under run run the trails, buddy.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
But butt fucking but a man, butt fucking a the
like streets were wild on that Saturday night and like
in side.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Shows or what in a way that like you just
can't do in La or New York.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
So my theories like smaller cities they just let you
kind of get away with it because it's manageable, right,
Like the doors of clubs just open with the loudest
music you've ever heard blasting out of it, right, Like
the streets are loud, people are on the ATVs just
like popping wheelies and shit, no helmets, like twelve year olds, right,
and it's it's great, it's a vibe. But I'm like,
(31:18):
you can't do this in like a bigger city like Chicago, La, Phoenix.
But like in a town like Oakland, they're like it's
like nine square blocks, like if she gets out of control,
we can handle it.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Well. I feel like, isn't that Oakland's also sort of
their personality, like they're the high fee movement started up there,
so like.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
That, yes, the side shows the vehicles all that stuff
they've been.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
But even like even outside of the hiphee shit, Like
you know how like in Portland they're like keep Portland weird. Yeah,
I was like, Portland, you are not weird.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Oakland is on some shit. Like everybody here, like everyone here.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Is like walking a cat or like has like a
snake around their neck.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Or artist community, like people are on everyone walking around
is doing something you've never seen before, right.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Right, Well, don't they say go dumb? They say go dumb,
you go dummy, you go dumb.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Out here in Oakland, everyone really listened to forty. Everyone
like really took his lyrics to heart.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Too dumb, very dumb, too dumb, too dumb, get smart.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Oakland was like on some next level ship in a
way where I was like, you know when you go
somewhere and you're like, man, everywhere's kind of the same.
There's the same Smarro pizza everywhere I go.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, and you're hitting it. We're going and we're going express.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
But like we're losing the like vibe of cities. Everything's
kind of the same. You get the same food, same shopping,
whatever same culture. Almost Oakland is like nah, we're still
doing absolutely the opposite of what everyone else is doing
and counterculture that I loved it because I was like, oh,
I feel like I'm somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Yeah, I love cities that like have identities. It's so
fucking fun when you go somewhere and you're like, it's
just unlike other places. They just but it could be
a little scary kind of walking cats.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Well, it's definitely like not shocking, but you're just kind
of like, oh, fuck.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Well, I'm sure if you see a train of people
rolling with ATVs and they're going twelve o'clock on it,
you're like, what is going on right now?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Or like, yeah, what's the ship that they do now
where they kind of like play chicken with cars and
then swerve out of the way.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I'm like, what are these kids doing?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Man's I know where they just go? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Yeah, you ride the wheelie straight towards oncoming traffic and
then whip away just at the last second you did. Yeah, dude,
just trying.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
And oh really I haven't seen this. This seems insane.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, well, how many kids like because that's a learned skill, right,
So how many kids like you can the learning process
just drive into a Toyota camera.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Yeah, I want to know what the oh all the time?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah, all the time those because those fails are in
my feet. I see the kids just like somebody slows
down or stops and then they just go right in
there and they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
And the person gets out, they're like.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Are you okay, They're like shut the fuck up, and
then they just like walk away like all right, cool,
exchange shut up bit.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
I don't know that one eludes me. It doesn't seem
that cool to do. I'm usually down for the young gohards,
but like riding towards a car and almost getting hit
just I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
What that is. Yeah, that sounds kind of dope to me. Admittedly,
I think that is kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
On a wheelie too, like what do you you're on
a wheeling?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
In middle school before school, kids would just see how
many loops you could do around the school on a wheelie.
That was like the entertainment while we would watch until
they like open the doors to let us wait. In
middle school on a bike on a bike, on a bicycle, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought just.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Rocking ATVs around your.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, well that's the cool. That's one of the greatest feelings.
Can you guys do wheelies while pedaling? Or have you
ever been able to do.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
The greatest feelings the birth of your child and riding
a wheelie?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Right? And when you're when your kid pops a wheelie?
Have you ever been able to find that balance where
you can pull it up and fucking still pedal not
for very far and keep going? Oh dude, Kyle, did
you or can you?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Kyle?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Probably probably not anymore? But yeah, I could do my
court and back I could do you could? Oh yeah,
I could go up and down my court on a wheelie.
No problem.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Well, wait, your best friend Blake is kind of calling
you out a little bit, don't I don't remember that?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Will you post a video so we can see this?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Like that would have stuck with me. I don't remember
you hitting that.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I bet I could get pretty close right now with
the right bike, for sure, I could find the fall crop.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Oh but you do need the right bike.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
And if you're listening, specialized bicycles hook my guy up.
You can't pop a wheelie on any other bicycle besides
a specialized bicycle.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I think I could find it. It's it's like, yeah,
it's just creat to you.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I would love to see you try.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Yeah, I would definitely try. No problem.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well, now we know what we're gonna do on the
live show. We're going to get you a bike and
we're gonna see it now.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Comes to your city and in the parking lot of
the theater.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
He tries to pop.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
This was like when I could ride, He'll do it
on the stage.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
What are you doing on parking lot? No?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
I need you need a runway. You do need a
runway in order to do that stage. Otherwise it's like
a oh, you don't you need a little bit of
a runway?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Not really, what do you mean a runway? It's a
big stage. We're going to be playing big theaters.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
A pedal. I'm talking about riding like this? What are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah? What are you guys talking about that? You could
do it in your court.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
But I guess what I'm saying is if you do
it the length of a stage, that's enough for me.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I don't know about these guys. Well, I bet I
could do that. I bet I could.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
I don't want to speak for my fellow ti.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Hey, and we're gonna have to prove it because I
guarantee you we can get a bike shop to loan
as a bike so you could do it special.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Special. I was also decent at a unicycle, you know
what I mean? Like I was all right at the unicycle.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Okay, Flexne, that's not what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
All right.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Well, your best friend Blake from childhood doesn't remember either
of these things. Kyle. Yeah, I never said you ride
a unicycle.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Well, he's just got to think a little bit farther back.
He's got to really think about that ship.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
No.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
I remember the kid at our school who rode a unicycle.
His name was Elliott, and he would ride around the.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Ride around school on a unicycle, and like.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
You know what you're talking about. He wrote it to
school and ship and he could juggle. This is Blake's
first hero.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Elliott is such the name of a kid who rides
a unicycle and juggles. Like you name your kid Elliott,
you know he's gonna do.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
He was good.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
He wore a fedora. Yes, he was cool, and he
kind of like talk like this.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
And I remember the fucking disaster.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
My god, that crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
That's exactly how i'd imagine it. Does he also wear
a scarf sometimes? Does he also wear a scarf? No?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Vest? He wore a vest shirt.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
He definitely had a vest.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Yes, he had as with a T shirt under. Yes,
and he had the top the little fedora hat and
he would do the unicycle.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
How do people find that.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
That was such like a bad look of the best
and the T shirt under Maybe some little pins on
the vest. Oh yeah, there were pins. Oh, yes, very much.
It was like if you considered yourself like a real
creative kid, but really all you do is like draw dragons.
You definitely had that outfit.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
That's pretty great.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
I don't even know if that's a dragon drawer. I'm
with you about the creativity, but like I feel like
that's a different genre of.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
They would have one thing that they would draw. It
wouldn't be like they're an amazing artist that they have
this huge.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
I would say the vest with the fedora person like
they have like a comic strip that they write called like.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
A dude he might have. I think it was like
like a like.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
A Calvin and Hobbes type thing or like but it
looks like Doug Funny.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Right, It's very heady I like that kind of heady,
kind of for adults.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yes, and trying to be On the back was it's
called like imagination Nation or something.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
In the back was a map of.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
The school and where he's gonna put bombs.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Elliott was nice.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
That's the Dragon kids.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
The dragon kid also has like he's pretending it's a
castle he's drawing, but really it's like stematics for the
high school.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Wait, your gym, you're fencing gym is in the same
place as our gymnasium. What's going on with your castle, buddy?
We're going to storm the castle from the Why do
you have lockers? Have lockers in your hallways at your castle? Fuck? Man?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Shout out to Elliott. He was actually a really nice guy.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Man. Of course he wanted to guarantee you.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
He had great parents who were like, yeah, you can
do anything. Ride that unicycle to school.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
No one will treat you. No one's gonna talk about
it in twenty years. I think he locked it up.
Did he lock it up in the bike rack?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I feel like, hey, man, this is Oakland, dude.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Blake said you've better lock it up.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
By the way, you're not froman so yeah, no is
a calm truth, bro, I know, bro, it was crazy.
We sag.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
So wait said.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Sagants.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah all right, but it was conquered. This was conker.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
You did you didn't grow up you guys. Did you
guys have a bike cage a bike?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah? We did.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
At Junior High there was a bike cage.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
How high is the fence on that bike cage?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
It was high. It was like a box.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
It was like almost like a wrestling like hell in
the cell.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
That's where we had fights.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Oh, I don't know what a bike cage is. What
is that, dude?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
We used to lock our scooters up in there, Like
we used to ride scooters to school, like pedal scooters
when it was not fucking cool. But we were doing
our thing, bro. Yeah, like the like Huffy style. Yeah,
like where you stand on them, you know, like one
wheel in the front.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
It's just pre Razor like inflatable tires. Inflatable tires, yes,
with the one handbrake.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, this was pre Razor. That's important to point out.
This was very much pre Razor scooter. We were getting
the old scooters from like Toys r Us and fucking
is this Nash Who's making this? Who's making the scooter.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
I can see it now because sometimes they had like
white tires.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Right yeah, I feel like girl ones had white tires.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Okay, so well no mine had white tires.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
What are the bike cages? Explain this to me, I did.
We did not have this.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
It's where you had bike racks and then there's like
a cage. It was like twelve feet tall, like a
fence around. Why it would get locked up so peoples.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, so you can't just cut it and throw the
bikes over or whatever. Cut the locks.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
So you locked it in there and then you locked
them in the cave.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Because during school people would just come and steal bicycles
from our school, rightly, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yep, like older kids, older kids, like you know, people
who graduated high school or high school or just adults.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Adults should need bikes, people who graduated high.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
School, right, older humans? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
But I mean you like you lock your bike up
at the bike rack, you lock it too.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
But the racks are all in a cage. Y.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, it's double so it's just double locked.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Oh wow, we did not have that in Omaha.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yes, And so five minutes after the bell the cage
is locked. You can't get your fucking bike out and
then like five minutes or like I guess when you're
let out of school, the security guard unlocks the bike cage.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Well shouldn't the security guard just kind of be around
the door anyways to see if someone's stealing. He got
to eat snacks inside. Yeah, he's eating.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Kids are fighting teachers. He's in the water Fountain area.
He's like cruising.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
My middle school is out of control right now. Apparently
there was a fight with like forty kids where they
broke the arm of the security guard. They broke the
arm of what of Like the security guard got his
arm broken, and like quit.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Kids are fighting teachers now.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Because there was a there's a fight with forty children
going crazy and parents are like, we're gonna pull our
kids out of school.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
It's it's social media. I feel like it's everybody's just
trying to get like hype off social media. So they're like,
if I fight my teacher, I'm going to be a legend.
And and you see all.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
These teas there kids fighting teachers all the time. But
it was not forty kids breaking arms.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah, that was more like broken home.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
It's a battle royal sir.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah, now I feel like it's for the internet. It's
no longer just like you hated this teacher. You've had enough,
You're going to fight this person. And it's now it's like, hey,
film this filmness, filmness.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Watching grown men fight like pretty jacked thirteen year olds.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, is the most fun thing.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Is it's like peak entertainment because it's like man who
hasn't worked out in forever, but he's he has man strength,
he's furious, he's got and he's got a fury bottled
up where he just slams.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
A kid to the floor.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
But then the kid is like squirrely and pretty strong.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah right, yeah, it doesn't go Yeah, now you're talking
r this is this is the UFC.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
I want to see, just got armpit hair and is
like ready to go.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yes, a just sprouted a kid that just sprouted armpit hair,
might have a little wispy mustache, right, just going totally
like the fifty year old, you know, shop teacher who
hates his home life.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
And this is what you want to see.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, this is what I like, you want to see
this out him?
Speaker 6 (43:51):
This is entertainment to you absolutely And then like some
woman would get pushed over almost always, and then everyone
would be like stop and they would go like help
up the woman who got pussed over, And then the
kid would be like still standing there.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Like furious, but like new ship was bad.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Now you're in trouble. Yeah, oh my god, damn.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
I remember we had a pregnant teacher who got pushed
over in a fight, and I'm like, oh, lady, maybe
just don't even walk in there.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 5 (44:19):
Maybe just like she was a hero, she was trying
to be a hero man and they pushed her down.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Your middle school has always been a little wild. Ye
it's not so good.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Is there footage of this forty man battle royal? This
freaking royal rumble?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
I don't know if they have security cameras now they
probably do.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I posted the Juvenile Little Desk and was like, oh
I saw that, dude. This is uh, this is just
my high school, Like, this is my high school at
lunch like every day.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Yeah. I love that. This is just lunchtime at high schoo.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Which makes me go like, I wish I went to
your high school because it seems so fun.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
It was an amazing time when they brought in the
when they brought in the violin, the two violins for
the the strings. That is not my high school. That
was tight. There were no violins.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
There was a sprite, a sprite bottle and like a
pencil for drums.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Trombone Shorty was back there. Did you see that, Kyle?
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Yes? I did, Yes, dude, Yes, our.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Boy Trombone Shorty, New Orleans legend who we had on
house party, he was back there. John Baptiste, who won
all the Grammys and is the sidekick of Colbert Colbert,
Colbert's his sidekick. He was there. It was sick. He
had the whole I mean, obviously, Manny Fresh, it was
Ludacris NPR tiny desk. I was like, man, that went off.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
No juvenile, juvenile, Ludacris needs to do one. Those tiny
deaths are great.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Also, he should do one because I bet hits would
be pretty banging too.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
But it was cool, man, it turned out really good.
I liked.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
I also feel like I just saw Gwar did one,
and I'm not kidding. They're like making Yeah, they're also
like plugged in electrically, so it just it's just kind
of just a guar concert but without blood. But it
was kind of funny to see that as well.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Well, they always don't. They're not acoustic. Tiny desks aren't
acoustic though, they're just like.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
They're kind of brought down to like like stripped down script.
It's minimal.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Ye is it the new MTV unplugged essentially?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Pretty much?
Speaker 5 (46:29):
Now?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Am I crazy? Yes? I don't love it because it's
just kind of like you don't love it? What the
tiny desk? You don't love the tiny desk?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah? Yeah? What pisses you off about it? Dude? It
seems like a good time, it does, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Yeah, I think it's actually sick. It's pretty good. I
just feel like it's a weird crossover that I don't like.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
You feel like too many people like it, so you upset.
That's right, that's exactly what it is. Too many people
enjoy it brings too many people. It's just bringing joy.
It's bringing too many people joys. So there's it's not
like it. Yeah, I kind of want to shut it down.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
I'm trying to understand. Look at him trying to understand joy.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
He's trying to eyeball pops out on a spring, just
glosses over.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
It's no good it's not.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
The joy thing. I understand.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
Which one fucking piste you off, dude?
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Was it Olivia Rodrigo? Which one? Which one didn't you like?
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Honestly, I've just only seen like the cl I never
washed the whole one through.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
I just, uh, it seems corny, that's all. Okay, Well
corny is like why okay, that's subjective, that's fine, corny
is cool. It seems corny. It just seems.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
No. By the way, this is just my opinion. I'm
not saying like it's bad or it's not creative.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
It's would love to walk down this path with you,
because I don't see it as corny. What about it
is corny? Just like the fake like the audience kind
of watching yeah, the bookshelves.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
All right, well, I just.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Don't like it. So is this in response to juveniles
or all of the tiny desks? What are we responding
to here?
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Okay, but when you watch the juvenile one that didn't
bring you any joy being like, wow, this is fun.
It's like my high school. Like I'm taking imagine if
juvenile walked into my high school, got a slice of
square pizza and then saying back that asset.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Don't don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Don't.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
You know what I'd rather see? I would just see.
I'd rather see Evanston Township Cafeteria the show.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
That's what I want. Yeah, well dude, well yeah, but
there's no nobody's gonna like, it's gonna be far less
people tuning in for that. I'm gonna just know. I
doubt it. I bet, I bet it would blow a
fuck up. Wait, whose desk is it? It's a tiny
one who I don't know. It's NPRS. It's like an NPR.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
It's NPR. He's a he's like the music writer for
n PR. Yeah, it's the guy's desk, the guy whose
desk I don't know who. His name Richard Desk. He's
like the music critic for NPR. And uh, it is
funny to see like that. They're like little office staff,
just in there, just fucking grinding to slow mush, slow mush.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
I wonder what the first one was, because it has
kind of really picked.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
The first one I saw was the Roots doing something.
That's the first one I remember seeing.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
The Usher one was great, where he's doing the peace sign.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Watch this.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, watch watch this, watch this, watch me
watch that.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah, Usher, dude, he's on a fucking terror.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
How long has tiny ds't been going like, it's got
to be like at least like seven years or.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Something full of years.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
I'm seeing some real, some real hipsters in these pictures.
It's been going on for a minute.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeah. I feel like it started in a major hipster way.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yeah, this was a hips wing since two thousand and eight,
is what Todd is saying. Two thousand and eight.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Damn, And why is it big now? Why is it
bigger now more than ever? Because it sucks.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
I feel like it's been big a long time. It's
just a few of them have hit, Like the Usher
one hit last year and it became like a very
memorable thing, and then.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
The Juvenile it's all it's memorable.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Juvenile one was just a banger.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Because it's juvenile. It's like when they would have like
R Kelly on Jimmy Fallon and.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
He'd be like, we're all the biggest R. Kelly fans
in the world. Right here he is doing in the
closet and you're like, yes.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Admit, but where but where are you gonna stand?
Speaker 4 (50:22):
Where are you gonna be when he has all the accusations,
We're gonna.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
Be the where is Jimmy Fallon?
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Now?
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Scrub it? Scrub scrub the episode, scrub it.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
That being said, I'd love to see it, No, but
it just seems like how many people like Juvenile that
are like watching the Tiny Desk?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
I don't know, I mean me.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
But that's what I'm saying is I think like Juvenile
has been such a source of like he is imprinted
in the fabric of how many tiny desks.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
Have you watched?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Adam two?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (50:53):
So you like, I don't like truly everybody knows back
that asst Like everyone does knows that classic is so
much made.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Y'all are aware.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
My mom knows that she'd get up on a tiny desk.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
My mom knows that he's so much part of the
mainstream that like, yeah, like every like that, everybody's gonna
want to watch that. And it's yes, it's kind of
going against what it originally started as, where it's just
like hipsters in a hipster setting doing hipster style music,
and now they're like, right.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
It was all bands you haven't really heard about.
Speaker 5 (51:28):
Like, but now it's like guar in juvenile. So it's
like turning it on his head.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, So to me, it's like a sketch. It's like it's.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
Becoming it's kind of corny. I see what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
That's what I'm saying. It's definitely becoming inflated. And it's like,
is that how you want to watch juvenile at little Desk?
Actually I enjoyed it. I enjoyed watching them there.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Well, no, it made The reason I liked it was
because it does it it felt like you were there.
Usually when you see an act.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Like that, Adam, you weren't.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
You weren't there, No, but it felt like that. That's
the cool thing is, but you weren't there.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
It felt like you were in like someone's office and
he was perform.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
And it's like a small very small.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
But I think there's times when you want to hear
music in a completely different style, like how they would
do like Metallico with like the San Francisco's Symphony and
that ship.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
Yeah, also stupid.
Speaker 5 (52:21):
Well it's not, it's just interesting.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
Oh yeah, you turn it on. I'm not saying anything interested.
I'm saying that that was dumb too.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
So you're telling me you didn't love the Lincoln Park
jay z Combo. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
How does that have to do? He's covered this. Somebody,
some fucking some fucking new DJ should start remaking Tchaikowsky
and fucking Bach and just run that ship for how
long those symphonies are and see what that does. That'd
be sick.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
I bet it's out there. Save this idea.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
I don't even know if I know what you just said. Huh.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Save this idea for the live podcast, dude.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yeah, wouldn't I the epic if you just all of
a sudden got remakes of like Bach or like fucking
Beethoven or chi cough.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Those are composed, Dude, I promise you. The kid on
the unicycle named Elliott has it done that.
Speaker 5 (53:12):
You haven't heard the disco remakes of the Star Wars theme.
Come on, Kyle, this is done.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
I have not heard that, but that's disco.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah, you haven't heard the.
Speaker 3 (53:26):
This is building on that, this is building on.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Yeah, you had a cool idea that happened fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
From nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Oh yeah, this is really old.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Oh that's what dude, I got the idea, if it's
already happened.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
All his ideas were really dope ideas in the seventies, eighties, nineties,
and early two thousands.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
That's true. I mean that is very very true.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Me too, Buddies done.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
What what else is this similar to that?
Speaker 5 (53:53):
Also some loaded questions, Well, well did you like unplugged?
Because unplugged was under cool? So why did you like
unplugged because that was like a you.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Know, as you were younger and you hated things less. Yeah,
you hadn't felt the pain of childhood. You weren't jaded.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
It didn't seem forced. It seemed authentic. It seemed like
it didn't seem like it just seemed authentic, it seemed real.
This seems like a fucking kitchy kind of like, well
this is kind of funny, that's all.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
But don't you think you have to find a way
nowadays with the influx of media to get people there
has to be some kind of kitchy kind of like
weird thing.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
Nothing is real, nothing is authentic. Everything everybody knows everybody's
watching all the time.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
To like your emotions right now, Blake, those are authentic? Yeah,
well maybe, and look maybe and you're not laughing because
it's real.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
Yeah, maybe that's Oh and Kyle has weed. That's pretty cool, dude.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
Speaking and authentic.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
This guy's right on brand, dude, I've I've been smoking
a lot lately. Those are uh, those are the little helpies,
aren't they?
Speaker 3 (55:00):
Tiny joints?
Speaker 2 (55:01):
I like those.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
They're a little they're these guys.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
Oh the pure beauty, Yeah, I like those.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
Yeah, I love the beauty.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
How's that do they? How do they stack up to
the rest of the weeds that they're there? They're good.
I'm more of a loll's guy myself. The pure beauties,
oh yeah, I like a little more expensive, a little
smaller for whatever reason points. But I'm a lowells guy.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
You know what's weird? This joint is so small, right,
and I want one that's smaller.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Really, the selpies are smaller. Selpies you truly can crush
all by yourself.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
I want one that's smaller.
Speaker 5 (55:37):
So why don't you just hit a pipe?
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Because smoking joints are way better.
Speaker 3 (55:40):
I don't like the buttane. I'm not all about the
buttane kind of thing. I guess you know it.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
Don't do a match you are?
Speaker 3 (55:46):
Can you imagine that? Though? Like I think about this
because I smoked for so long, and I smoked weed
for so long. I think about when I light a
lighter and I'm like taking that first drag and inhaling.
It isn't that fucking horrible for you? Don't you think so?
Speaker 4 (56:00):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Dude, I guess, Uh, don't be a bitch because it's fine.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
It's too late. You did it for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah, you fucked up.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
I know it is too late.
Speaker 4 (56:09):
I mean you're nine years old to twenty nine doing.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
That eleven eleven, yeah, eleven to thirty.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Well, and there's so many things that are going to
take you down the light. It probably isn't going to
be it, you know, all the other things that you've
done to yourself or what is going to take you down. Yeah, didn't.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
They used to say that the most deadly and poisonous
drag of the cigarette was the very first one, Like somehow.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
They're okay, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
I remember hearing that that they said, like the very
first hit, like all the poisons are in the tip
of the cigarette or something like that.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
No, but is that real, band, Definitely not real. I
think it's the first one is the worst because then
you're smoking a cigarette after that together point, the worst
one is the first one, because now you're smoking cigarettes. Yeah,
it'd be a lot.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
Yeah, that's true. The worst one was the first one. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
There's all sorts of propaganda like that to just keep
kids off drugs.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah, come on, be honest about it. They're not that bad.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
Cigarettes are fine, cool, dude, They're kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
All the propaganda against smoking.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
Everybody's like shitting on smoking sick so much it's bullshit.
Speaker 5 (57:18):
You gotta look behind the money. Who's going against cigarettes?
Yeah right, dude, nobody is out there getting rich when yeah,
and taking the money you were spending on cigarettes and
applying it somewhere else. So I'm just here to back
up cigarettes vapes.
Speaker 2 (57:31):
Any take back's apologies?
Speaker 3 (57:33):
Kyle? Can I give a compliment? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (57:35):
Yeah, I'm gonna give a compliment to Kyle for not
getting in not getting into vaping.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah oh yeah, big dude, man.
Speaker 4 (57:45):
I feel like sliding door style, Like if Kyle was
ten years younger, huge vape.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
He would have been the vaping. He would have been
in those contests in Vegas. Uh, to show how much
vape can come out of his lungs.
Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yeah, blow a ring a through Bilbo's boat or whatever. Yeah,
blow the boat through Bilbo's Oh yeah, that's a lyric
from Toby.
Speaker 5 (58:07):
Like, vaping is like one hundred times worse than cigarettes,
right because you do it all the time, you carry
it indoors, you've never stopped again.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
That's big anti vape.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Yeah, yeah, you're it's actually good for you. I'd be
really good.
Speaker 3 (58:19):
The fruit flavor is healthy. Have you guys heard about
the vape ship that's called the bad ship, that's called
popcorn lung, Like, develop popcorn lung from this ship?
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Delicious, delicious. I've been told that happens with smoking cigarettes
or smoking anything like smoke is just not good for
your lungs. So yeah, smoke's bad. I don't think it's
specific to vape, but.
Speaker 3 (58:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm like not sure about even
smoking these anymore, because I'm like, should just be eating.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
Well, for sure, smoking isn't good for you, But you
smoke way less weed than you did cigarettes or kids
do with vapes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
You just yeah, that's very true, very true. I don't
know kids vape killed vapin dude.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
That's what I'm saying. You smoke less speed than you do,
like because you smoke a joint and then you're high
for a few hours. Then you might smoke another one later,
but like, yeah, you might have.
Speaker 3 (59:15):
But with Siggi's dude, like there was time when we
were making work of hoogs, I would smoke forty a
day at least.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Nice for I believe it. Dude, I remember fire from
all his cigarette budds.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Bro Orville Redenbacker over here. Two packs, dude, at least
two packs the orange American.
Speaker 5 (59:33):
Packs in the episode no a day a day two packs.
Speaker 3 (59:37):
Counts per episode? Yeah, no, yeah, I was two packs
of the like orange American spirits like there, and.
Speaker 4 (59:45):
What is the orange as opposed to the blue that
I'm familiar with?
Speaker 3 (59:48):
American spirits were weird. They were like, it's pure tobacco,
no additives, But I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
I thought he was being healthy. He's like, this is
basically a salad.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yeah, and they have cool colors like orange and yellow
and blue.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I was smoking a salad right now.
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
The blue was the traditional and orange must have been
like a flavor or like no filters like.
Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Lights or ultra lights, which I never really understood. What
the lights and ultra lights are and.
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Did they taste the same or not? Really, you could
really taste the difference between like a light and in
a full, full fledged They're harsher for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
I remember I liked the light ones. Yeah, the light ones.
I could smoke more of which that was the goal
was to smoke a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Have you smoked like a Marlboro Red? Those shits is
fucking hard, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Camel Red, Dude, you never did.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I remember when Blake went through his little smoking.
Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Phase when he would like, hey man, sometimes you just
got to take the edge off, brother, would you.
Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Smoke like one an episode or something?
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
That's a rap?
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Later?
Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
That did me, Red, I'm gonna finish this later.
Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
I do think I went outside after filming an episode
and saw Blake smoking, and I was like, this is a.
Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Phase I saw him, Dude. I saw him smoking once
in his jeep, like driving home. Did you start smoking?
And He's like, I take I have won every once
in a while. Take the edge off of what We're
thirty years old. Why would you start now.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Don't Kate?
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yeah, dude, just took a lot to be Blake Henderson. Well,
I would like to start the takebacks, apologies thatpic could
giveaways and I'd like to uh, I would like to apologize.
Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Started it started. I started it with a compliment.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Well he's started it up again, bitch, God damn, I'm
gonna start it up again. Then I'm going to wrap
it up.
Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Adam has not listen.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yeah, I tuned out about twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
I like what I says. Oh okay, well I'll get
to start it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Well I'm going to add to it and uh, you
know I I'm going to give Jojo Siwah the benefit
of the doubt because she did suck when I met her,
and he was not cool, but she was not cool,
and I didn't like her no upon first meeting, and
I was prepared to really like her. So it bumped
me out. But maybe she was just having an off day,
(01:02:04):
or maybe she just absolutely doesn't give a fuck about
meeting me, which could very well be the case.
Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
So yeah, here's my theory. Here's my theory, you guys.
Because we're striking right now and Adam can't do press,
he's saying crazy shit like this, so that it goes
viral and they go Adam Devine, star of this movie,
to talk about went after Judge, Is this what's happening, Adam?
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Yeah, that's brilliant, dude. No, none of it was premeditated.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
It was just and that's how you know it was okay,
fair enough?
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Yes man, this is why I'm so good at it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
I just want to give a special out shout out
to Elliott. Wherever you are, may you still be unicycling,
drawing dragons wearing vests.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
He's in Oakland, he's there.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Oh yeah, he started the movie walking his cat.
Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
He's walking his cats, living in conquered.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
He's the Mari of Concord. Now love the Elliott, miss you?
What's up, biggie biggie baby?
Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Does he remember you now?
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Now? Elliott, he used to wear the vest with the
T shirt underneath. What do you think what's the equivalent
of what kids wear now? Do they still wear the
vest with the T shirt underneath? Or have they moved
on and they wear something slightly different than that?
Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Is it one of them like see through things like
you wore like a sea through crochet thing with a
T shirt under.
Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Those hot boys, those are cool hot boys.
Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
I was trying to dig on him.
Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
I was trying to dig I would argue it might
have circled back at this point. That kid might be
wearing that again because like nineties, a lot of buttons
on this vest. Yeah know, they're watching tiny desk.
Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah, dude, that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Tiny vest.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Yeah, you know he's probably working at the from Kyle,
I like, I don't give it to him.
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Was a buzzer beater. I wish I had a buzz ball.
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Okay, hey, A moment of gratitude for the points, A
moment of gratitude. What would be the verse of what
is that outfit?
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
The vest?
Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
Like, what is a It's like a theater kid, but
he's not fully entrenched in theater. He's more of an
outside creative. I don't know who that person is.
Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I don't know. We just are all tapped out. Is
it like we gotta go back and do work at
our middle schools?
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Fuck?
Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
I'm starting at the pants and I'm starting the pants
and shoes. I'm like, are they wearing like dress shoes
to school?
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Hmmm?
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Yeah, maybe a loafer. Yeah, they're for sure wearing some
kind of loafer slip on like slipper, like a nighttime
slipper that they're wearing to school, right, or bowling shoes.
They might be wearing stealing some bowling shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Yeah, classic, good call, great call.
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Bowling shoes is a good look.
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
I like it because it's it's like, oh, how did
you get those? Well, I'm a little naughty, watch me job.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Yeah, I stole them, right, stole them? What are you
gonna do? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
I forgot I was wearing them.
Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Oops.
Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Yeah, this kid knows magic too.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Write oh for days?
Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Absolutely definitely, So like coin tricks.
Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
What are the pants?
Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Are they tight? Are they roy Corduroys?
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
And they were like, you know, like the golf pants,
like hun, they're a baggy uh golf, They're a baggy
dress paint, thick cords make a real like real loose.
I feel what's like a.
Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Tapered like fucking like uh, like twenties big baggy pants
like Newsy's pants or something. Is that what you're looking at?
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Yeah, they're like they're ready to do something like tap dancing,
like Gregory Hines tap dancing paint like.
Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Pleated dress pants. Yeahh Actually I want.
Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
To say he also wore a lot of uh cut
off jorts as well, which was kind of sicky.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Yeah, so this guy's tight. Never mind, Hey, Elliot's the
ship dude. Elliott's cool. He is.
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
I thought that they're tight. They're the tight cut off
shorts though. Just now, Yeah, he's going to show his hog.
I mean, that's the one thing I forgot to tell you.
And by the way, in Oakland, saw guy probably fifty
walking with a chain wallet and the chain was dragging
on the ground.
Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
It's, oh, yeah, dude, that's so sick.
Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
That's fire dude, just so something could step.
Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
That's so sick. Yeah, I got buddy. I got a
buddy that still rocks a chain.
Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Well, that's his way of saying, I don't have a wallet.
It's kind of like the thing with like, you know,
cars get bissed all the time out there, so they
just leave the windows right down. So it's just your
way of saying, like, there's no point, don't rob me, right, Yeah,
I have nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
There's no wallet.
Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Yeah, there's no wallet. Why even steal from me?
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I have no wallet?
Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
But what's it attached to?
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Zero?
Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Sometimes you can attach it to the belt and the
belt loop.
Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
You can't just like stuff it in the back pocket, right,
you can.
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Attach it to the belt loop in the pocket. And actually,
I feel like at that time there was pants that
were made with a loop that you didn't have to
have a wallet. You could just connect it to your paint.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Real poser. Shit, I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
This is what I feel.
Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
That's that's those are called dungarees, and they there to
put hammers in your grandma.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Not down there on the back wallet, specifically for your
for your wallet to look like you have a wallet,
but you don't have one. I feel like this is
the thing, is the.
Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Chain wallet, just so people don't steal your wallet.
Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
And so like you don't lose it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
And it bikers. It's bikers. It's sitting on a motorcycle
and sole wallet falls out.
Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
The back ratings because it eventually will flip out from
the virus.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
That's why they got the snaps on it too, so
it can't open it. Just like that's what that's the
original chain wall.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
And we learned a lot this episode, guys, we really did.
Never it's important. This is cool.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
It's all very very important.
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
This is another episode cool.
Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
That's cool, man, This is cool.
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously both critically
crucially important today on This.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Is Important, real poser, Shit, I love it.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Who's the Blazers bro? Who's fucking blows trow She's like
this fucking four year old dump truck tried to come
up and talk to me.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I wasn't hitting a lot of home runs, but I
was hitting some loopers. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
I'm still going to send it. I'm still gonna send it,
all right, all right, you guys.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Instead of a clap today, I did a snap instead
of a clap.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Is that crazy?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
That?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
In my life?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
That's insane, breaking all the rules.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Jazzy I've never done before such a Jazzy Cat.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Is that the first time? That's a good question, Kyle,
I've never done it before. Actually you've never done a
snap before, Jazzy Cat. Wow, Wow, that's cool, neither of I.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I don't know. I don't know if I talked with
you guys about this. I did the MLB All Star Game.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Oh shit, you had mentioned you were going to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Position did you play? Because I'm really jealous that you
were on the.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Dude, I didn't I didn't play my hit. I was
so fucked up I was. I already was like, I'm
going to be a coach.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh right, you were going to be a third base
coach or something, right.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah, I'm going to be a coach. And then basically
that just meant I like, don't play and I just
wear a jersey and stand out there.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You know what, though, I saw you on Instagram doing
some like pretty heavy torkage, spinning your back with the bat,
and I was like, what's Yesud's deal?
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Well, I was hoping. I was because I was feeling
pretty good, and I was like, if I feel good,
if I can make it through this batting practice, and
I'm going to ask to play. And I was like,
if I feel good. Immediately after doing that, immediately after
doing batting practice, my whole side see stuff on me
and I can barely stand my hole. My hole seized
(02:03):
up on me. So did you you you swung?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
What? What stadium were you at? What field were you at?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Seattle?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And did you hit? You did batting practice?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Did you did you make contact? Did I hit the ball?
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah? I know how to hit the ball.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, Okay, did you get it out of the infield.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I had a batting cage on my roof, Homie, I
know how to hit the baseball, that's true, Did you
crank it?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm curious about what that experience was like because I think,
you know, hitting in a major league stadium is a
dream of mine.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
We actually hit at the stadium next door, which was
all divided off.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
But oh, never mind what it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
It wasn't like you were on the at the actual stadium.
It was the stadium next door in Seattle, which I
think is the Seahawks Stadium. What that one's huge?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Like?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Is it indoor? They it was all partitioned off, and
so we weren't just hitting like in the field. It
was like a row of batting cages and we were
hitting like up into the stands.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Oh, because they wouldn't let you guys play on the
actual field that was going to be for the All
Star Game like that night or the next day or what.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well, because it was fifteen minutes before there was already
a crowd there. They had a full stage built because
there was a band performed a performance.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's a bummer. I used to love watching batting practice.
I would that's weird. It's not at the fuckon, I'm confused,
just weird the way.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'm sorry, Kyle, that sucks for you, dude, that sucks.
And you didn't even turn into the game.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Sorry, Adam. Will you step this out a little.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Bit more for me? Yeah, it feels over, engineer.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
This is the this is the celebrity All Star game, right.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Yes, that's new. Right, No, it's kind of new.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
And it was the same day as the legit All
Star game, is what you're saying, right.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
No, fucking Nope, that's not what I'm saying. Okay, stepping out.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
This feels over, engineer.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I'm saying that it's a celebrity altar game. It's uh,
it was Saturday, I think, and then the actual game
was Tuesday, I believe, and then Monday night was way
far away.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Why wouldn't you guys just play in the in the
stadium baseball stadium.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
They did. We did play in the baseball stadium, but
the batting practice was done next door.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Thank you fucking disaster, my guy.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Because it was already set up. The people were already
in the stands waiting for us to play the game, right,
so we were going to go take batting practice in
front of them.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
And they weren't doing like public batting practice for all
the people to watch.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
There were there were people there watching. It was like
an interactive like this is the fan experience. This is
the fan experience next door where you go and you
take your photo, act like you're a major league you know,
hitter or whatever. I don't know. And then I just
did batting practice and did okay. I was like, oh,
I could actually do all right, I could play. But
(04:43):
my god, dude, I was like Skyler Aston, who is
a way smaller man than me. He was in pitch
perfect with me, and.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Are we talking about leave it to Steve? What's the
name of his show?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, I don't know, he told me.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
But he's got one of those shows where it's got
like the name and the time where.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's like, yeah, I think you should Steve.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yeah no it's not. I think you should see but
it's time for you to flow. I should be Stevin.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
But it's on it's on CBS and great, great guy
a friend of mine, but way tinier than me. So
I'm like, oh, I'm going to be able to crush
the ball farther than him. He hit a three run
home run, like just welted it out. I was so impressed.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Yes, sir, he's an athlete. He's got good hand eye
out of the field.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Well, no, out of the because they lower they they
brought the they bring the fence in a little bit
to what how how far?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't I have no idea, Kyle, Okay, I'm just curious.
I don't know how much you know. You know a
lot about a lot of things. Man, I'm just asking questions.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I bet, I bet all of us could hit a
home run in that field if it's the right pitch
and you connect.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
No, baseball is funky. I don't think I'm not. I'm
so bad at connecting onto a baseball. I'm not good
at it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You can't hit a baseball.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I mean, I get his softball. I don't know that
get hit a baseball.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Well it was it was softball. It was softball. So
it's a celebrity softball game.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
What yeah, Oh, then I can hit it out of
the park.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
What yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Okay, well I get hit it into the stadium next door.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
You can definitely clock softballs super far because they're they
got a quirk in them, or something.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I don't know if I've ever hit a softball with
a softball bat, because they're like tinier bats. It was
kind of it was a skinny funky. It was a
little funky.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Sports are funky. Well, the softball bat is like the
same diameter for longer than a baseball bat. A baseball
bat kind of goes why and then flattens out. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
like does a little v thing and then flattened.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Why is that?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I don't know why. I don't know why they do
that in in softball versus b ball. Who cares?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
But I had a cool team. I had Donovan Mitchell
from the Cavaliers on my team. I had Zach Levine
on my team. Who I'm sorry from Donovan Mitchell.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh spider ship.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah dude, Yeah he was cool. He's the man he was.
He was super cool. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
It was every really nice. Or were people like truly
competitive being dickheads or.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
No, everybody was super nice. I just don't know a lot.
There was like a bunch of football players that for
sure are very famous. I just don't know who they
are because I don't really follow football.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
The helmets, it's hard to tell.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Some also, some baseball players And I'm like, absolutely, this
guy's a stud baseball player. Yeah, I did not know.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
There was baseball players in the celebrity Baseball Retired.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah, there was like retired baseball players.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh okay, yeah that's cool. But hot goodin.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Jojo Siwah was there? Omaha's own what? Okay? I would
be starstruck right there? How did she who she played?
She didn't hit a home runner?
Speaker 3 (07:41):
And I think she played Who is that?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
You don't know who Jojo Seaway is?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
No, I don't I know who Devin Saw was.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Well, it's because you don't have little girls. Little girls
like love her.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
She's like, where's the bow in her hair? She was
like kind of a she's just like sort of a
pop star.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
I don't know. She was really big. She has a
lot of shit in Target. She was a YouTuber who
kind of blew up.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Oh yes, Target, what's the song?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I don't know, dude, who knows? I don't know who
knows what she does?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, she's just like a product. Yes, that's fucking cool
she was.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
But then what was kind of cool is she came
out as being lesbian and then then like that was
like a big deal and Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I was like, she's from Omaha. So I'm like, oh,
is she yeah? And so I go, hey, I'm from
Omaha and she was like fuck off. Totally dude.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
She was like, you're not a girl. Get away from me.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
She was kind of not that cool.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
I did.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I don't think I like Jojo Seawah. Oh damn, I'm
team Seawah.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
No, dude, you would hate her. She sucks.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
What's her deal? Was she focused or she just didn't
care to talk to her? He's a seaweeder now.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
She just was very not interested in making any friends.
I think she was like doing a lot of stretching.
She was really prepared.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Wow, how old is this girl? Twenty?
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Maybe? Is she that old?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah? Oh she's like this fucking forty year old dump
truck tried to come up and talk to me.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I mean totally probably yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I mean that's the real of the situation for damn dude.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
But to be perfectly honest, I did not like her
that much. She was not that cool.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Okay, all right, that's Adam's opinion.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
All right, fine, man, I didn't have this on my
twenty twenty three beingo card.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
He was saying, like, how cool Jojo. Why is I
didn't think she was that cool. She wasn't that friendly.
She's a legend. May no, dude, super fake. And when
she she was like kind of rude backstage, not really.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
What the hell, Adam, the.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Hell you're doubling down?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I like this? I actually like this. So some people
got to tell the truth, man, dude.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
And when she came in front of the camera, she
would like light up and suddenly she's a different person.
And then she wasn't that person before the camera. Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Here's the thing about Adam Devine is that he'll he'll
light up. He'll light up with the cameras he's always on.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
He's also going to light up when he's going through
security at the airport. He's gonna light up.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
It's like getting his coffee at the shop.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
That is that's true? Right?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, I mean I feel like I'm not that different
a person around you guys as I am.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
When you've got consistent energy, you feel like you don't
have days where you're like maybe tired and you just traveled.
I don't really want to do shit, and I'm here
with a forty year old dump truck.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Sure, So I'll get I'll give Jojo. I'll give Jojo
the benefit of the doll. Yeah, maybe she's having a
bad day. Maybe she was having a bad day. But
when I met her, I was going out and have
a way to be like, Hey, I'm also from Omaha.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Where are you from this that? Well you're at try hard.
It was like one word answers. It was like, it's
like she hated either she hated Omaha or she hated
me specifically.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Probably hated Omaha. If she was like, you know, like
a young lesbian girl. And I don't know how accepting
or is Omaha super accepting.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I don't know. I'm making shit up now. I mean,
I have no idea. I didn't grow up a less
been girl.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Oh, you're being empathetic in a way.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I'm just trying to show up for my girl. Dude. Yeah,
it is weird that you're showing up for this person
you've ever met, when one of your best friends is
telling you she's not that cool I ever met.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah, what team are you on? Well, sometimes when you
have this person on a pedestal, it's hard to hear
this kind of stuff. You know, I don't know who
she is, but Blake does.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah, I just like the hot goss. I really wanted
to really like her because I you know, I'm like,
this is school, she's from Omaha. I feel like we'll
have that. I know who she was just because she's
super famous with dads with little girls. Yes, she's a legend,
may yea. And I have a lot of friends that
have little girls, so I know about her. And everybody
(11:41):
was like, she's from Omaha, and so I'm like, oh cool.
And I know I have friends that took their kids
to the Jojo Seawak concert and lost their minds and
they wear like rainbow colored headbands and shit, and I'm like, oh,
this seems fun for the you know, fathers to take
their little girls too. And then when I met her,
she might've been having it en off day. Wasn't that cool?
I wish she was cool?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Right?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Okay? Fair? Yeah? Fair?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Well with that said, did your team did your team?
Was she on your team?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
And we lost? And and uh yeah? Was it was
it her?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Was she good at baseball? How bad did you get slaughtered?
Was did you get slaughtered? What was the score?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
She was the last out? She was the last out.
I think we actually was right towards the end. I know.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I was oh wow, and were.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
You like, good, refuse to bunt? Refuse to bunt? She
was asked to bunt?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Really, so you were coaching from the side, but you're like,
I'm the third base coach.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
You listen to what I say. Oh wait, yeah, this
is a coach player relationship. She's like, why is the
third base coach talking to me? No, I did, I'm
not the one the actual coach. I was like, just
I was just saying it on the sideline and such.
I was not giving any real uh, but refuse didn't
take the bunt orders. That's interesting. That's a wild that's
(12:51):
a wild card. I don't know that. I'd like to
have that wild card on my team.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Was ready to swing away.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
She said, no, maha, no, no, see why things hard though?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
To be fair, she did. I guess she hit a
home run the year prior. I guess she did hit it.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
She did.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
She jacked.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
She's not a small girl, Yeah, she's pretty big.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Is it the outfield? Do you have to hit it
to the outfield to get a home run? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Just like half the outfield, Kyle, it's like half out. Okay,
all right, it's a real hit. You gotta you gotta
hit it. Yeah, you gotta crank that soldier.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Boy.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
I'm so sure she plays softball.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
She probably saw you as an adversary, is what happened.
She was like, this guy might be as strong as me.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
I kind of just.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, we're the same size. So yeah, yeah, perfect, you know,
but I do I would like to give her the
benefit of the doubt, because you are right. Maybe she
just was having it, but she was nicer to other
people I saw her, and then when the cameras were on,
she really lit up and was having the time of
her life.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, so well that makes sense. That makes sense.
Speaker 5 (13:53):
You're in the background going, I'm like, oh maha style,
She's like, get away from me.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Yeah, not him, not him.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
God, this guy.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
I think the coolest thing that the All Star Game
for Baseball that they just started. Did you get to
see like the bunt competition. That's like my favorite thing
now where you try to bunt it in like little
targets and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Dude. I was so good at bunting when I played baseball,
like really good, and it's hard. To do. It's actually
like a hard thing to do, yeah, because you have
to like you have to absorb the shock really really well.
You have to be like yeah, and then fucking let
it rock. Yeah, it's otherwise you pop it up. Do
they bunt anymore in games? Really?
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I don't know, not much, but I think they tried.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I mean there's certain scenarios. Do they do? You know
that they do?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
They never it was never like they were bunting like crazy.
It's like if you.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Well, I'm only asking because I know that the game
has the game has changed in a way where there's
no longer like skilled hits. It's everyone swinging for the
fucking fences because someone curns the numbers. And it was like,
if you just go for a homer every time, the
odds are that you're gonna score more, whereas they used
to be like Okay, I'm gonna go for a double.
I'm gonna go for a single, like we need this,
(15:10):
we need that.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
I don't like that. I'm gonna stay right now. I don't.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
It's more strategic that way. And then someone did the analytics.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
They have to still bunt. They have to still bunt,
but it's a certain scenario.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
So I'm just I'm wondering if they even do it
as much as they used to the Death of small Ball.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah no, no, no, no no. You just don't see
it on like highlights. That's something that happens in like
fifth inning when you're trying to advance a runner to
second or you're trying to advance a runner. That's it.
That's just strategy.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I was only asking because for like the base the
Basketball All Star Game, it's like dunk contest. People still
don't three point contest people are shooting three pointers? Right,
Is the bunting now like a fucking like, Oh, they
used to do this and now we kind of do
it for fun on All Star weekend.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I'm just asking.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
I honestly think it was something that came over. They
did it at like the japan Japanese like All Star games.
Is they did these like bunts, and then I think
people saw it on Instagram were like, oh, that's kind
of cool, Like it's like a little actors challenge and
they're just trying to fill time.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Are they doing that at the All Strike end or
doing bunch challenges?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Yeah, it's like they put these big targets out and
you try to make it in the middle of like
the of the circle.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
See that's fucking cool, dude, that's like baseball practice. Shit,
you got to hit it down the third base line
in order to get to first base.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
It's that's great. I did not know that. Yeah, yeah,
did you ever? Kyle? We used to have a coach that,
like he watched some video of like how to train
kids for accuracy where he'd put buckets all over the
field and you had to like he would like be like, okay,
now you got to hit the second base bucket and
land it inside the bucket or like.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
The home depot bucket.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, it's just like a big ass like it was
like a trash can essentially.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah. Yeah, it's very big. It's very big. Well, because
there's like there's definitely spots like when you don't swing
for the fences and you're just trying to do a
looper for a base hit over the head of somebody
and land into the fucking outfield. That's that's a great
skill to have.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
That was where I really shined loopers. I believe that
I wasn't hitting a lot of home runs, but I
was hitting some loopers, No dingers, I wasn't going yard
that often, but.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Either was I. I was a bunter. I did. I
did a lot of bunting.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I would love if they did like what do they
call it when you're like between two bases and they're
like playing like the back and.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Forth and you're like pickle pickle.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Yeah, I would love to see like pickle, like a
all star pickle, all star pickle, like who can fake
and psych and whatever?
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yes, Joel McHale, his knee would just explode if we
did that, you know.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Not with the celebrities, something like the all star dude,
all star caliber pickle.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Like get the quickest, they get the quickest guys out there,
and then they see who can survive the pickle.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
And it could be brought to you by Blake.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Say it with me, Grill, Like Blake's the only one
that didn't say it. I didn't. You're the one who's
always posting Grillo's pickles. And then when we set you up,
he's embarrassed, embarrassed by you guys.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
He wanted to deal with classic set thrill, no classes.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
He's still really from the from the news that Jojo
see what might not be as cool as.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Yeah, man, well, what do you think, man? You just
fucking cut the clip of my wings. Brother, I was
flying high there and then you just took her out. Hey,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I wanted it to be cool too.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
I'm just saying, like more fun things, like don't they
do like quarterback accuracy things for the football?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Well?
Speaker 5 (18:26):
All Star games fucking let's be honest, All Star games
fucking suck.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Now.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
I don't know why I liked him as a kid,
but they are so stupid and uncalled for at this.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
You were stupid. You're stupid, asshole, I am, but you were, well, wait,
why are they? What's different?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Basketball used to be really good, like they actually tried,
like Kobe Bryant was there to take heads to off,
Like when it was him and Jordan was still playing
and Kobe was West and Jordan was East. That was
like a hell of a All Star game. They went
at it.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, because you've had some rivalries.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
They used to care, they used to us, they used
to be super competitive, and now they're just not toxic.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
And they were like, well, guess what if we're here,
we're gonna win. Like, if we're here, we're doing it.
We plan our winning. Yes. Now it's like, you know,
I feel like our society is like like winning isn't
as cool now, like trying hard isn't as cool.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yes, it's offert.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Well, they don't want to get hurt. They got the
purse and they don't want to get hurt in like
the All Star game. Yeah, you're right that mentality that
Jordan had where he's like, I'm the highest paid guy,
I'm the best.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I don't I'm not gonna get hurt. Yeah. Now they're like,
I'm the highest paid guy. I need to protect my
ass in it. Right, Okay, I got something for your asset.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I think what happens is like I forget what game
it was, but like Paul George, it was some overseas
game for one of those tournaments, and then like his
leg just completely exploded. It's like brutal to watch, and
it's like, oh, that shit happened, not even in a
real NBA game, Like why am I risking the bag
or something like that?
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Right, it is kind of risky because you're you're like
doing like a second job or something.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
But you didn't because he's but your money is guaranteed
in the NBA, so you didn't risk the bag.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
But uh no, but the team, the team risked their
player though, well.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
If you never repair, Yeah, the team risk a player.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Yeah, but that's such a that's that's the difference between
bitches and assholes, right there is that's such a big
way to look at it.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
I agree, Uh huh, which part which one's bitch to be?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Like? Of? Just like so worried about getting hurt because
you could get hurt stepping off a curb, Like, there's
all kinds of ways you could.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Adam did, Adam did. Don't talk about that.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Adam stepped off a curb almost die.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
I agree with Adam on this.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I agree with NBBA players. They play basketball all the time.
It's not like they only play in the NBA. They
played pickup games in the summer. You see the video
of them.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
You're in practice, I said, practice practice.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
You talk about plactice like they're playing all the time.
So it's not like they can't go all out at
the Ulstar game.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Right, you can go all out.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's one game.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, you should be able to.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
And by the way, they now like take the bench,
They're like, oh, I'm gonna sit out this game. I
can't remember what the phrase is, but they're just like
they rest load management, load management, And look, I understand
that from like WHOA from a management thing, where like
I want to rest my players. I don't want people
getting hurt, like I've invested in them. But guess what
if I fucking buy four hundred, six hundred dollars tickets
(21:19):
to go see the Lakers and Lebron's not playing because
of load management or whatever the fuck it is. I
know he's not usually that guy, but like, what.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
The fuck, dude, I've had uh? I mean, I'm I
am the guy that did that. I bought season tickets
to watch not that guy, Pal Kawhi and Paul George
and the squad, and then those motherfuckers never played. It's
like such a wasted season of me just going like,
I guess I'll watch Reggie Jackson, and I like Reggie Jackson.
He was good, he was a good player for us,
(21:46):
but like, he's not Kawhi. He came to see the Star.
So how often is there good all the time? Because
like pitchers, you can't pitch them for like, but they're
just load managing constantly all the time. Yes, yeah, the
fuck is that.
Speaker 5 (21:59):
Well, now they're gonna start making rules against it. Yeah,
just it has gone a little out of control.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Oh wow, then play fewer games, like what the fuck?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Play seventy games?
Speaker 2 (22:09):
But then that's less revenue done, that's less revenue.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I know.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
But like it's all money in politics.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Everybody's everybody's.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Money.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
It's it's jumping off the quarters to save pennies.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Bro Okay. But that being said, Uh, Zach Lavine and
Donovan Mitchell were both very cool at the All Star Game.
They're really cool uh NBA players. To me, I want
to make.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Zach Lavine part of the greatest slam dunk contest in history.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Oh yeah, what a stud dude. It's a fun All
Star game.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Right, Like that was not only was it like he
was amazing, but also, uh, who's other dude who.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
He just went tip for tat with back and forth?
A god?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, yeah, that was a good Those guys were great.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Doing absurd acrobatics in the air. That's it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
It was very cool. Donovan was the homie. He was.
He said that he was a fan, so I'm assuming
he was a fan of workaholics and yeah he was.
He was really tight, really cool Zach. I'm not sure
if he knew who I was or not.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Jazy Jax was my ship, but he.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Kept being like saying things that are sort of like
backhanded compliments. I think he liked me, but he kept
being like. You know how when people, uh, they're trying
to say like that that you're beating funny, but they
say like, you're stupid a lot. Yeah, dud, this guy,
this is my goofy. I'm like, I'm like, yeah, wait,
(23:39):
do you all man you have down syndrome?
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yay? You are not funny, man, you are not fun
I do not Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
I'm not sure if he liked me or thought or not,
but he kept saying you were stupid and not funny.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Hey, will you leave?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Thank you put a mask on your ugliest.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Too. Yeah. Do you know how when people think you're
really pretty they tell you to cover up everything?
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Man, I want to fight.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You, you know, especially when they think you're really athletic,
and then when you say you're not playing in the game,
they say thank God under their breath, you know, thank
god this game, dude, thank god, thank God.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
Oh that seems like you guys really hit him off.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
You said hit him off. You said hit him off.
He said hit him off. That seems like you guys
really hit him Okay, shut up, dumb ass, dumb ass.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
How awesome it was to see these guys that are
professional basketball players also just fucking studs playing softballs like
they're great. Yeah, they're great at everything.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Well, Steph Curry just won the golf tournament the other.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Day too, that's right, Yeah, that was fucking nutty.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Oh that's sick.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
I like that, like Zach Levine had like a jumped
over the fence and snagged the ball to save a
home run. Okay, us like just like elite level play,
like jumped over the fence, jumped like was hanging over
the fence. It would have been a home run and
he saved it.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Reaching reaching and the genetics are crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
And then Donovan Mitchell it was like that Hank Aaron
play where he's like dead sprinting and caught it over
his shoulder, remember that, Like way back, what do they
call those?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I think it's basket it's a basket, it's.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
A And he did one of those. I like, this
is fucking.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Green Day's first album.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's a basket case. Yeah, he did one of those.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It was.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
It was truly impressive.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
You bite your lip and you.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Close your eyes and then you points points points.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I'm looking for it. So wait, was it like?
Speaker 5 (25:46):
So, were you guys like partying in the back? Are
you guys fucking smoking weed? Are you guys chugging buzzballs?
Or is this like, oh yeah, who's the Blazers bro?
Who fucking blows dro Did Jojo Sawa.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Out drink you?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Did you beer bong? And you were like, I can't
do it today? No, there was no drinking during the game. Afterwards,
I had a drink with Donovan Mitchell in the lobby
of the hotel, which is pretty tight. Uh yeah, yeah,
he's super cool guy.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
What's his what's his drink of choice?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I think he was drinking like a It was like
an orange juice. I think there was like vodka orange
juice or a maybe a gin, maybe a gin and juice.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
So a screwdriver, which would seemed like, say, a gin
and juice.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I think a gin and juice sounds sick.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
I love gin and juice.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Well, I don't know, I'm Mitchell is gonna be like
I heard you on the podcast. I was drinking the
the gronie like or like some some real drinking, Like
I think it was drinking gin and juice.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
No, it wasn't. It was like it was like a
juice of some sort. Or maybe he was just drinking juice.
I have no idea. But it was pretty late, so
I'm assuming.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
You thought you were getting fucked up with him. He's
just having orange juice before bed.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, he's just having rang. It turns out he was
like getting ready to leave, like that's his morning. Meanwhile,
I went out drinking for three hours and then came
back and did you get to see a little bit
of Seattle? I love Seattle. Seats so cool to me,
really nice it is. Yeah. It We went to like
the warf area.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
It's a weird word, the fish market, isn't it? The
fish market to.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
The fish market. Went to a really great place called
Matt's in the Market, which was this awesome restaurant. It
was like Joel McHale took me and Isaac to the
restaurant with some of his friends and we went and
had this amazing meal. It's called Matt's in the Market,
I believe. Yeah, And they're in Seattle. Matt's in the market.
Check that out. Yeah, it was really fun. And then
(27:31):
we were drunkenly writing those lime scooters all around and
we didn't get injured. That's danger. Didn't get injured, which
I'm like, on the way there before we had started drinking,
I'm like, oh, this is really scary. On the way back,
I'm like, it wasn't scary at all, and I'm like, oh,
well that's how that's how you really are.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
You know.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
So with all these like limescooters and stuff and basically
like you know, fast ass things, you don't have to
wear a helmet. You don't have to do anything like that.
You can just roll on the road, like, let's go,
what happened?
Speaker 4 (28:00):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Dude, how is that a thing?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
I don't know that. It is interesting, that's crazy, yep.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
Like they don't have helmet options, Like you think there'd
be like one on the front of each because.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Everyone would get light. Yeah, everyone would just be trading lights.
You can't share helmet's epidemic.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
It just always blows me away when I see somebody
bombing like thirty miles an hour down the fucking road,
and it's like, dude, that's I would eat ship.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
But when you see somebody who's good on one, like
down Melrose, some of those kids are unbelievable, like hitting curves.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh yeah, they're elite, elite level.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, that's it's so good.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Do you put like plastic bags in there to protect
the helmet? You know people are going to ship in them.
You know people are gonna piss and ship in them.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
It's a good call at them.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, you're the guy who shot down the helmet.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I did know.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Have you been to Seattle recently? People be shipping Adam's
covering all.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
The bases, is like, and even if they put plastic
bags in there, they're shipping in those bags.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
You know, have you been to Seattle or the Northwest recently?
Speaker 3 (28:59):
People be shp put a bag on.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Your what's going on?
Speaker 5 (29:02):
What people are shipping there?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Oh? Yeah, yeah? There was human ship on the sidewalk.
I saw a man smoking crack just on the sidewalks
and they cleaned it up. I was like, I was like, oh,
this is crazy. I was talking with Joel and his
friends and they're like, oh, yeah, they cleaned it up
for the All Star Game. It's it's much better. I'm like, oh,
that's crazy because this crazy crack had just chased me
and Isaac into the restaurant, like literally, it's like and
(29:27):
we're like, uh see, I like quickly ran into the restaurant.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
I was just jojo biggest fan.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
That's a sea white sea kind of frightening. What are
you doing, Seyeah, that's kind of frightening. I think that's
just what the way of life up there, you know.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
And so for whatever I mean, So, yeah, Kyle, I
was in Oakland. Yeah, what's up for twenty four hours?
I went up there, took a trail race, just did
a trail race, got some dinner, and got the hell
out of there. Okay, dude, Oakland, did you drive or fly?
They're having a good time. We flew up, We flew nice.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
Nice, you have fun in Oakland. You got high feet
or what?
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Yo, Oakland is wild. Where were you uptown? Uptown and
give it uptown uptown give it to you?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Oh And I did think about hitting you up, like
it would have been like, do you want to come
to the city and see me for one hour or whatever?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
I don't know what opened, but I was like, yeah,
I wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Definitely, next time definitely next time hit me up. I
totally would have done that.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
One really hurts to learn this way that you were in.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, it really does. I would have gotten a car immediately. Yeah,
under run run the trails, buddy.
Speaker 7 (30:41):
But butt fucking but a man, butt fucking a the
like streets were wild on that Saturday night and like
in side.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Shows or what in a way that like you just
can't do in La or New York.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
So my theories like smaller cities they just let you
kind of get away with it because it's manageable, right,
Like the doors of clubs just open with the loudest
music you've ever heard blasting out of it, right, Like
the streets are loud, people are on the ATVs just
like popping wheelies and shit, no helmets, like twelve year olds, right,
and it's it's great, it's a vibe. But I'm like,
(31:18):
you can't do this in like a bigger city like Chicago, La, Phoenix.
But like in a town like Oakland, they're like it's
like nine square blocks, like if she gets out of control,
we can handle it.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Well. I feel like, isn't that Oakland's also sort of
their personality, like they're the high fee movement started up there,
so like.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
That, yes, the side shows the vehicles all that stuff
they've been.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
But even like even outside of the hiphee shit, Like
you know how like in Portland they're like keep Portland weird. Yeah,
I was like, Portland, you are not weird.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
Oakland is on some shit. Like everybody here, like everyone here.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
Is like walking a cat or like has like a
snake around their neck.
Speaker 5 (32:01):
Or artist community, like people are on everyone walking around
is doing something you've never seen before, right.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Right, Well, don't they say go dumb? They say go dumb,
you go dummy, you go dumb.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Out here in Oakland, everyone really listened to forty. Everyone
like really took his lyrics to heart.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Too dumb, very dumb, too dumb, too dumb, get smart.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Oakland was like on some next level ship in a
way where I was like, you know when you go
somewhere and you're like, man, everywhere's kind of the same.
There's the same Smarro pizza everywhere I go.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah, and you're hitting it. We're going and we're going express.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
But like we're losing the like vibe of cities. Everything's
kind of the same. You get the same food, same shopping,
whatever same culture. Almost Oakland is like nah, we're still
doing absolutely the opposite of what everyone else is doing
and counterculture that I loved it because I was like, oh,
I feel like I'm somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
Yeah, I love cities that like have identities. It's so
fucking fun when you go somewhere and you're like, it's
just unlike other places. They just but it could be
a little scary kind of walking cats.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Well, it's definitely like not shocking, but you're just kind
of like, oh, fuck.
Speaker 3 (33:10):
Well, I'm sure if you see a train of people
rolling with ATVs and they're going twelve o'clock on it,
you're like, what is going on right now?
Speaker 5 (33:16):
Or like, yeah, what's the ship that they do now
where they kind of like play chicken with cars and
then swerve out of the way.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
I'm like, what are these kids doing?
Speaker 3 (33:24):
Man's I know where they just go? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Yeah, you ride the wheelie straight towards oncoming traffic and
then whip away just at the last second you did. Yeah, dude,
just trying.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
And oh really I haven't seen this. This seems insane.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
Yeah, well, how many kids like because that's a learned skill, right,
So how many kids like you can the learning process
just drive into a Toyota camera.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
Yeah, I want to know what the oh all the time?
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Yeah, all the time those because those fails are in
my feet. I see the kids just like somebody slows
down or stops and then they just go right in
there and they don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
And the person gets out, they're like.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
Are you okay, They're like shut the fuck up, and
then they just like walk away like all right, cool,
exchange shut up bit.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:09):
I don't know that one eludes me. It doesn't seem
that cool to do. I'm usually down for the young gohards,
but like riding towards a car and almost getting hit
just I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
What that is. Yeah, that sounds kind of dope to me. Admittedly,
I think that is kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
On a wheelie too, like what do you you're on
a wheeling?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
In middle school before school, kids would just see how
many loops you could do around the school on a wheelie.
That was like the entertainment while we would watch until
they like open the doors to let us wait. In
middle school on a bike on a bike, on a bicycle, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I thought just.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Rocking ATVs around your.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Yeah, well that's the cool. That's one of the greatest feelings.
Can you guys do wheelies while pedaling? Or have you
ever been able to do.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
The greatest feelings the birth of your child and riding
a wheelie?
Speaker 3 (34:57):
Right? And when you're when your kid pops a wheelie?
Have you ever been able to find that balance where
you can pull it up and fucking still pedal not
for very far and keep going? Oh dude, Kyle, did
you or can you?
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Kyle?
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Probably probably not anymore? But yeah, I could do my
court and back I could do you could? Oh yeah,
I could go up and down my court on a wheelie.
No problem.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Well, wait, your best friend Blake is kind of calling
you out a little bit, don't I don't remember that?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
Will you post a video so we can see this?
Speaker 2 (35:26):
Like that would have stuck with me. I don't remember
you hitting that.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
I bet I could get pretty close right now with
the right bike, for sure, I could find the fall crop.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Oh but you do need the right bike.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
And if you're listening, specialized bicycles hook my guy up.
You can't pop a wheelie on any other bicycle besides
a specialized bicycle.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I think I could find it. It's it's like, yeah,
it's just creat to you.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I would love to see you try.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Yeah, I would definitely try. No problem.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
Well, now we know what we're gonna do on the
live show. We're going to get you a bike and
we're gonna see it now.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Comes to your city and in the parking lot of
the theater.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
He tries to pop.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
This was like when I could ride, He'll do it
on the stage.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
What are you doing on parking lot? No?
Speaker 3 (36:03):
I need you need a runway. You do need a
runway in order to do that stage. Otherwise it's like
a oh, you don't you need a little bit of
a runway?
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Not really, what do you mean a runway? It's a
big stage. We're going to be playing big theaters.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
A pedal. I'm talking about riding like this? What are
you talking about?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah? What are you guys talking about that? You could
do it in your court.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
But I guess what I'm saying is if you do
it the length of a stage, that's enough for me.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I don't know about these guys. Well, I bet I
could do that. I bet I could.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
I don't want to speak for my fellow ti.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Hey, and we're gonna have to prove it because I
guarantee you we can get a bike shop to loan
as a bike so you could do it special.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Special. I was also decent at a unicycle, you know
what I mean? Like I was all right at the unicycle.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Okay, Flexne, that's not what we're talking about.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
All right.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Well, your best friend Blake from childhood doesn't remember either
of these things. Kyle. Yeah, I never said you ride
a unicycle.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Well, he's just got to think a little bit farther back.
He's got to really think about that ship.
Speaker 4 (37:01):
No.
Speaker 5 (37:02):
I remember the kid at our school who rode a unicycle.
His name was Elliott, and he would ride around the.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Ride around school on a unicycle, and like.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
You know what you're talking about. He wrote it to
school and ship and he could juggle. This is Blake's
first hero.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Elliott is such the name of a kid who rides
a unicycle and juggles. Like you name your kid Elliott,
you know he's gonna do.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
He was good.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
He wore a fedora. Yes, he was cool, and he
kind of like talk like this.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
And I remember the fucking disaster.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
My god, that crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
That's exactly how i'd imagine it. Does he also wear
a scarf sometimes? Does he also wear a scarf? No?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Vest? He wore a vest shirt.
Speaker 2 (37:42):
He definitely had a vest.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Yes, he had as with a T shirt under. Yes,
and he had the top the little fedora hat and
he would do the unicycle.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
How do people find that.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
That was such like a bad look of the best
and the T shirt under Maybe some little pins on
the vest. Oh yeah, there were pins. Oh, yes, very much.
It was like if you considered yourself like a real
creative kid, but really all you do is like draw dragons.
You definitely had that outfit.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
That's pretty great.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
I don't even know if that's a dragon drawer. I'm
with you about the creativity, but like I feel like
that's a different genre of.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
They would have one thing that they would draw. It
wouldn't be like they're an amazing artist that they have
this huge.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
I would say the vest with the fedora person like
they have like a comic strip that they write called like.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
A dude he might have. I think it was like
like a like.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
A Calvin and Hobbes type thing or like but it
looks like Doug Funny.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Right, It's very heady I like that kind of heady,
kind of for adults.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Yes, and trying to be On the back was it's
called like imagination Nation or something.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
In the back was a map of.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
The school and where he's gonna put bombs.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Elliott was nice.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
That's the Dragon kids.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
The dragon kid also has like he's pretending it's a
castle he's drawing, but really it's like stematics for the
high school.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Wait, your gym, you're fencing gym is in the same
place as our gymnasium. What's going on with your castle, buddy?
We're going to storm the castle from the Why do
you have lockers? Have lockers in your hallways at your castle? Fuck? Man?
Speaker 2 (39:16):
Shout out to Elliott. He was actually a really nice guy.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Man. Of course he wanted to guarantee you.
Speaker 4 (39:21):
He had great parents who were like, yeah, you can
do anything. Ride that unicycle to school.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
No one will treat you. No one's gonna talk about
it in twenty years. I think he locked it up.
Did he lock it up in the bike rack?
Speaker 2 (39:31):
I feel like, hey, man, this is Oakland, dude.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
Blake said you've better lock it up.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
By the way, you're not froman so yeah, no is
a calm truth, bro, I know, bro, it was crazy.
We sag.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
So wait said.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Sagants.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah all right, but it was conquered. This was conker.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
You did you didn't grow up you guys. Did you
guys have a bike cage a bike?
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah? We did.
Speaker 2 (39:59):
At Junior High there was a bike cage.
Speaker 4 (40:00):
How high is the fence on that bike cage?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
It was high. It was like a box.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
It was like almost like a wrestling like hell in
the cell.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
That's where we had fights.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Oh, I don't know what a bike cage is. What
is that, dude?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
We used to lock our scooters up in there, Like
we used to ride scooters to school, like pedal scooters
when it was not fucking cool. But we were doing
our thing, bro. Yeah, like the like Huffy style. Yeah,
like where you stand on them, you know, like one
wheel in the front.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
It's just pre Razor like inflatable tires. Inflatable tires, yes,
with the one handbrake.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Yeah, this was pre Razor. That's important to point out.
This was very much pre Razor scooter. We were getting
the old scooters from like Toys r Us and fucking
is this Nash Who's making this? Who's making the scooter.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
I can see it now because sometimes they had like
white tires.
Speaker 5 (40:49):
Right yeah, I feel like girl ones had white tires.
Speaker 3 (40:52):
Okay, so well no mine had white tires.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
What are the bike cages? Explain this to me, I did.
We did not have this.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
It's where you had bike racks and then there's like
a cage. It was like twelve feet tall, like a
fence around. Why it would get locked up so peoples.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Yeah, so you can't just cut it and throw the
bikes over or whatever. Cut the locks.
Speaker 5 (41:13):
So you locked it in there and then you locked
them in the cave.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Because during school people would just come and steal bicycles
from our school, rightly, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yep, like older kids, older kids, like you know, people
who graduated high school or high school or just adults.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Adults should need bikes, people who graduated high.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
School, right, older humans? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:32):
But I mean you like you lock your bike up
at the bike rack, you lock it too.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
But the racks are all in a cage. Y.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Yeah, it's double so it's just double locked.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Oh wow, we did not have that in Omaha.
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yes, And so five minutes after the bell the cage
is locked. You can't get your fucking bike out and
then like five minutes or like I guess when you're
let out of school, the security guard unlocks the bike cage.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
Well shouldn't the security guard just kind of be around
the door anyways to see if someone's stealing. He got
to eat snacks inside. Yeah, he's eating.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Kids are fighting teachers. He's in the water Fountain area.
He's like cruising.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
My middle school is out of control right now. Apparently
there was a fight with like forty kids where they
broke the arm of the security guard. They broke the
arm of what of Like the security guard got his
arm broken, and like quit.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Kids are fighting teachers now.
Speaker 4 (42:28):
Because there was a there's a fight with forty children
going crazy and parents are like, we're gonna pull our
kids out of school.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
It's it's social media. I feel like it's everybody's just
trying to get like hype off social media. So they're like,
if I fight my teacher, I'm going to be a legend.
And and you see all.
Speaker 4 (42:45):
These teas there kids fighting teachers all the time. But
it was not forty kids breaking arms.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
Yeah, that was more like broken home.
Speaker 5 (42:51):
It's a battle royal sir.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah, now I feel like it's for the internet. It's
no longer just like you hated this teacher. You've had enough,
You're going to fight this person. And it's now it's like, hey,
film this filmness, filmness.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
Watching grown men fight like pretty jacked thirteen year olds.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
Yeah, is the most fun thing.
Speaker 4 (43:10):
Is it's like peak entertainment because it's like man who
hasn't worked out in forever, but he's he has man strength,
he's furious, he's got and he's got a fury bottled
up where he just slams.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
A kid to the floor.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
But then the kid is like squirrely and pretty strong.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah right, yeah, it doesn't go Yeah, now you're talking
r this is this is the UFC.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
I want to see, just got armpit hair and is
like ready to go.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
Yes, a just sprouted a kid that just sprouted armpit hair,
might have a little wispy mustache, right, just going totally
like the fifty year old, you know, shop teacher who
hates his home life.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
And this is what you want to see.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, this is what I like, you want to see
this out him?
Speaker 6 (43:51):
This is entertainment to you absolutely And then like some
woman would get pushed over almost always, and then everyone
would be like stop and they would go like help
up the woman who got pussed over, And then the
kid would be like still standing there.
Speaker 3 (44:04):
Like furious, but like new ship was bad.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
Now you're in trouble. Yeah, oh my god, damn.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
I remember we had a pregnant teacher who got pushed
over in a fight, and I'm like, oh, lady, maybe
just don't even walk in there.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 5 (44:19):
Maybe just like she was a hero, she was trying
to be a hero man and they pushed her down.
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Your middle school has always been a little wild. Ye
it's not so good.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
Is there footage of this forty man battle royal? This
freaking royal rumble?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (44:34):
I don't know if they have security cameras now they
probably do.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
I posted the Juvenile Little Desk and was like, oh
I saw that, dude. This is uh, this is just
my high school, Like, this is my high school at
lunch like every day.
Speaker 3 (44:57):
Yeah. I love that. This is just lunchtime at high schoo.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Which makes me go like, I wish I went to
your high school because it seems so fun.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
It was an amazing time when they brought in the
when they brought in the violin, the two violins for
the the strings. That is not my high school. That
was tight. There were no violins.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
There was a sprite, a sprite bottle and like a
pencil for drums.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
Trombone Shorty was back there. Did you see that, Kyle?
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Yes? I did, Yes, dude, Yes, our.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
Boy Trombone Shorty, New Orleans legend who we had on
house party, he was back there. John Baptiste, who won
all the Grammys and is the sidekick of Colbert Colbert,
Colbert's his sidekick. He was there. It was sick. He
had the whole I mean, obviously, Manny Fresh, it was
Ludacris NPR tiny desk. I was like, man, that went off.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
No juvenile, juvenile, Ludacris needs to do one. Those tiny
deaths are great.
Speaker 2 (45:54):
Also, he should do one because I bet hits would
be pretty banging too.
Speaker 3 (45:58):
But it was cool, man, it turned out really good.
I liked.
Speaker 5 (46:02):
I also feel like I just saw Gwar did one,
and I'm not kidding. They're like making Yeah, they're also
like plugged in electrically, so it just it's just kind
of just a guar concert but without blood. But it
was kind of funny to see that as well.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Well, they always don't. They're not acoustic. Tiny desks aren't
acoustic though, they're just like.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
They're kind of brought down to like like stripped down script.
It's minimal.
Speaker 3 (46:25):
Ye is it the new MTV unplugged essentially?
Speaker 2 (46:28):
Pretty much?
Speaker 5 (46:29):
Now?
Speaker 3 (46:29):
Am I crazy? Yes? I don't love it because it's
just kind of like you don't love it? What the
tiny desk? You don't love the tiny desk?
Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah? Yeah? What pisses you off about it? Dude? It
seems like a good time, it does, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:43):
Yeah, I think it's actually sick. It's pretty good. I
just feel like it's a weird crossover that I don't like.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
You feel like too many people like it, so you upset.
That's right, that's exactly what it is. Too many people
enjoy it brings too many people. It's just bringing joy.
It's bringing too many people joys. So there's it's not
like it. Yeah, I kind of want to shut it down.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
I'm trying to understand. Look at him trying to understand joy.
Speaker 4 (47:06):
He's trying to eyeball pops out on a spring, just
glosses over.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
It's no good it's not.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
The joy thing. I understand.
Speaker 5 (47:17):
Which one fucking piste you off, dude?
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Was it Olivia Rodrigo? Which one? Which one didn't you like?
Speaker 4 (47:22):
Honestly, I've just only seen like the cl I never
washed the whole one through.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
I just, uh, it seems corny, that's all. Okay, Well
corny is like why okay, that's subjective, that's fine, corny
is cool. It seems corny. It just seems.
Speaker 4 (47:39):
No. By the way, this is just my opinion. I'm
not saying like it's bad or it's not creative.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
It's would love to walk down this path with you,
because I don't see it as corny. What about it
is corny? Just like the fake like the audience kind
of watching yeah, the bookshelves.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
All right, well, I just.
Speaker 3 (47:58):
Don't like it. So is this in response to juveniles
or all of the tiny desks? What are we responding
to here?
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Okay, but when you watch the juvenile one that didn't
bring you any joy being like, wow, this is fun.
It's like my high school. Like I'm taking imagine if
juvenile walked into my high school, got a slice of
square pizza and then saying back that asset.
Speaker 3 (48:19):
Don't don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. Don't.
Speaker 4 (48:22):
You know what I'd rather see? I would just see.
I'd rather see Evanston Township Cafeteria the show.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
That's what I want. Yeah, well dude, well yeah, but
there's no nobody's gonna like, it's gonna be far less
people tuning in for that. I'm gonna just know. I
doubt it. I bet, I bet it would blow a
fuck up. Wait, whose desk is it? It's a tiny
one who I don't know. It's NPRS. It's like an NPR.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
It's NPR. He's a he's like the music writer for
n PR. Yeah, it's the guy's desk, the guy whose
desk I don't know who. His name Richard Desk. He's
like the music critic for NPR. And uh, it is
funny to see like that. They're like little office staff,
just in there, just fucking grinding to slow mush, slow mush.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
I wonder what the first one was, because it has
kind of really picked.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
The first one I saw was the Roots doing something.
That's the first one I remember seeing.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
The Usher one was great, where he's doing the peace sign.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Watch this.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, watch watch this, watch this, watch me
watch that.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah, Usher, dude, he's on a fucking terror.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
How long has tiny ds't been going like, it's got
to be like at least like seven years or.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Something full of years.
Speaker 5 (49:36):
I'm seeing some real, some real hipsters in these pictures.
It's been going on for a minute.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeah. I feel like it started in a major hipster way.
Speaker 2 (49:44):
Yeah, this was a hips wing since two thousand and eight,
is what Todd is saying. Two thousand and eight.
Speaker 4 (49:49):
Damn, And why is it big now? Why is it
bigger now more than ever? Because it sucks.
Speaker 2 (49:54):
I feel like it's been big a long time. It's
just a few of them have hit, Like the Usher
one hit last year and it became like a very
memorable thing, and then.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
The Juvenile it's all it's memorable.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
Juvenile one was just a banger.
Speaker 4 (50:08):
Because it's juvenile. It's like when they would have like
R Kelly on Jimmy Fallon and.
Speaker 3 (50:13):
He'd be like, we're all the biggest R. Kelly fans
in the world. Right here he is doing in the
closet and you're like, yes.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Admit, but where but where are you gonna stand?
Speaker 4 (50:22):
Where are you gonna be when he has all the accusations,
We're gonna.
Speaker 5 (50:25):
Be the where is Jimmy Fallon?
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Now?
Speaker 3 (50:28):
Scrub it? Scrub scrub the episode, scrub it.
Speaker 4 (50:32):
That being said, I'd love to see it, No, but
it just seems like how many people like Juvenile that
are like watching the Tiny Desk?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
I don't know, I mean me.
Speaker 5 (50:41):
But that's what I'm saying is I think like Juvenile
has been such a source of like he is imprinted
in the fabric of how many tiny desks.
Speaker 3 (50:49):
Have you watched?
Speaker 2 (50:49):
Adam two?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (50:53):
So you like, I don't like truly everybody knows back
that asst Like everyone does knows that classic is so
much made.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Y'all are aware.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
My mom knows that she'd get up on a tiny desk.
Speaker 5 (51:11):
My mom knows that he's so much part of the
mainstream that like, yeah, like every like that, everybody's gonna
want to watch that. And it's yes, it's kind of
going against what it originally started as, where it's just
like hipsters in a hipster setting doing hipster style music,
and now they're like, right.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
It was all bands you haven't really heard about.
Speaker 5 (51:28):
Like, but now it's like guar in juvenile. So it's
like turning it on his head.
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yeah, So to me, it's like a sketch. It's like it's.
Speaker 5 (51:35):
Becoming it's kind of corny. I see what you're saying.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
That's what I'm saying. It's definitely becoming inflated. And it's like,
is that how you want to watch juvenile at little Desk?
Actually I enjoyed it. I enjoyed watching them there.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Well, no, it made The reason I liked it was
because it does it it felt like you were there.
Usually when you see an act.
Speaker 4 (51:53):
Like that, Adam, you weren't.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
You weren't there, No, but it felt like that. That's
the cool thing is, but you weren't there.
Speaker 2 (52:00):
It felt like you were in like someone's office and
he was perform.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
And it's like a small very small.
Speaker 5 (52:09):
But I think there's times when you want to hear
music in a completely different style, like how they would
do like Metallico with like the San Francisco's Symphony and
that ship.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
Yeah, also stupid.
Speaker 5 (52:21):
Well it's not, it's just interesting.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (52:25):
Oh yeah, you turn it on. I'm not saying anything interested.
I'm saying that that was dumb too.
Speaker 2 (52:29):
So you're telling me you didn't love the Lincoln Park
jay z Combo. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
How does that have to do? He's covered this. Somebody,
some fucking some fucking new DJ should start remaking Tchaikowsky
and fucking Bach and just run that ship for how
long those symphonies are and see what that does. That'd
be sick.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
I bet it's out there. Save this idea.
Speaker 3 (52:52):
I don't even know if I know what you just said. Huh.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
Save this idea for the live podcast, dude.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Yeah, wouldn't I the epic if you just all of
a sudden got remakes of like Bach or like fucking
Beethoven or chi cough.
Speaker 4 (53:06):
Those are composed, Dude, I promise you. The kid on
the unicycle named Elliott has it done that.
Speaker 5 (53:12):
You haven't heard the disco remakes of the Star Wars theme.
Come on, Kyle, this is done.
Speaker 2 (53:17):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (53:17):
I have not heard that, but that's disco.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah, you haven't heard the.
Speaker 3 (53:26):
This is building on that, this is building on.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Yeah, you had a cool idea that happened fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (53:33):
From nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Oh yeah, this is really old.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Oh that's what dude, I got the idea, if it's
already happened.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
All his ideas were really dope ideas in the seventies, eighties, nineties,
and early two thousands.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
That's true. I mean that is very very true.
Speaker 2 (53:50):
Me too, Buddies done.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
What what else is this similar to that?
Speaker 5 (53:53):
Also some loaded questions, Well, well did you like unplugged?
Because unplugged was under cool? So why did you like
unplugged because that was like a you.
Speaker 2 (54:03):
Know, as you were younger and you hated things less. Yeah,
you hadn't felt the pain of childhood. You weren't jaded.
Speaker 4 (54:09):
It didn't seem forced. It seemed authentic. It seemed like
it didn't seem like it just seemed authentic, it seemed real.
This seems like a fucking kitchy kind of like, well
this is kind of funny, that's all.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
But don't you think you have to find a way
nowadays with the influx of media to get people there
has to be some kind of kitchy kind of like
weird thing.
Speaker 5 (54:33):
Nothing is real, nothing is authentic. Everything everybody knows everybody's
watching all the time.
Speaker 4 (54:39):
To like your emotions right now, Blake, those are authentic? Yeah,
well maybe, and look maybe and you're not laughing because
it's real.
Speaker 2 (54:47):
Yeah, maybe that's Oh and Kyle has weed. That's pretty cool, dude.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
Speaking and authentic.
Speaker 2 (54:52):
This guy's right on brand, dude, I've I've been smoking
a lot lately. Those are uh, those are the little helpies,
aren't they?
Speaker 3 (55:00):
Tiny joints?
Speaker 2 (55:01):
I like those.
Speaker 3 (55:02):
They're a little they're these guys.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
Oh the pure beauty, Yeah, I like those.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
Yeah, I love the beauty.
Speaker 2 (55:07):
How's that do they? How do they stack up to
the rest of the weeds that they're there? They're good.
I'm more of a loll's guy myself. The pure beauties,
oh yeah, I like a little more expensive, a little
smaller for whatever reason points. But I'm a lowells guy.
Speaker 3 (55:25):
You know what's weird? This joint is so small, right,
and I want one that's smaller.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
Really, the selpies are smaller. Selpies you truly can crush
all by yourself.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
I want one that's smaller.
Speaker 5 (55:37):
So why don't you just hit a pipe?
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Because smoking joints are way better.
Speaker 3 (55:40):
I don't like the buttane. I'm not all about the
buttane kind of thing. I guess you know it.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
Don't do a match you are?
Speaker 3 (55:46):
Can you imagine that? Though? Like I think about this
because I smoked for so long, and I smoked weed
for so long. I think about when I light a
lighter and I'm like taking that first drag and inhaling.
It isn't that fucking horrible for you? Don't you think so?
Speaker 4 (56:00):
Nah?
Speaker 2 (56:00):
Dude, I guess, Uh, don't be a bitch because it's fine.
Speaker 4 (56:05):
It's too late. You did it for twenty years.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
Yeah, you fucked up.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
I know it is too late.
Speaker 4 (56:09):
I mean you're nine years old to twenty nine doing.
Speaker 3 (56:12):
That eleven eleven, yeah, eleven to thirty.
Speaker 2 (56:15):
Well, and there's so many things that are going to
take you down the light. It probably isn't going to
be it, you know, all the other things that you've
done to yourself or what is going to take you down. Yeah, didn't.
Speaker 5 (56:27):
They used to say that the most deadly and poisonous
drag of the cigarette was the very first one, Like somehow.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
They're okay, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
I remember hearing that that they said, like the very
first hit, like all the poisons are in the tip
of the cigarette or something like that.
Speaker 2 (56:41):
No, but is that real, band, Definitely not real. I
think it's the first one is the worst because then
you're smoking a cigarette after that together point, the worst
one is the first one, because now you're smoking cigarettes. Yeah,
it'd be a lot.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
Yeah, that's true. The worst one was the first one. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (57:02):
There's all sorts of propaganda like that to just keep
kids off drugs.
Speaker 2 (57:06):
Yeah, come on, be honest about it. They're not that bad.
Speaker 5 (57:08):
Cigarettes are fine, cool, dude, They're kind of cool.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
All the propaganda against smoking.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
Everybody's like shitting on smoking sick so much it's bullshit.
Speaker 5 (57:18):
You gotta look behind the money. Who's going against cigarettes?
Yeah right, dude, nobody is out there getting rich when yeah,
and taking the money you were spending on cigarettes and
applying it somewhere else. So I'm just here to back
up cigarettes vapes.
Speaker 2 (57:31):
Any take back's apologies?
Speaker 3 (57:33):
Kyle? Can I give a compliment? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (57:35):
Yeah, I'm gonna give a compliment to Kyle for not
getting in not getting into vaping.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah oh yeah, big dude, man.
Speaker 4 (57:45):
I feel like sliding door style, Like if Kyle was
ten years younger, huge vape.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
He would have been the vaping. He would have been
in those contests in Vegas. Uh, to show how much
vape can come out of his lungs.
Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yeah, blow a ring a through Bilbo's boat or whatever. Yeah,
blow the boat through Bilbo's Oh yeah, that's a lyric
from Toby.
Speaker 5 (58:07):
Like, vaping is like one hundred times worse than cigarettes,
right because you do it all the time, you carry
it indoors, you've never stopped again.
Speaker 3 (58:15):
That's big anti vape.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Yeah, yeah, you're it's actually good for you. I'd be
really good.
Speaker 3 (58:19):
The fruit flavor is healthy. Have you guys heard about
the vape ship that's called the bad ship, that's called
popcorn lung, Like, develop popcorn lung from this ship?
Speaker 2 (58:27):
Delicious, delicious. I've been told that happens with smoking cigarettes
or smoking anything like smoke is just not good for
your lungs. So yeah, smoke's bad. I don't think it's
specific to vape, but.
Speaker 3 (58:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's why I'm like not sure about even
smoking these anymore, because I'm like, should just be eating.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
Well, for sure, smoking isn't good for you, But you
smoke way less weed than you did cigarettes or kids
do with vapes, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (58:59):
You just yeah, that's very true, very true. I don't
know kids vape killed vapin dude.
Speaker 2 (59:05):
That's what I'm saying. You smoke less speed than you do,
like because you smoke a joint and then you're high
for a few hours. Then you might smoke another one later,
but like, yeah, you might have.
Speaker 3 (59:15):
But with Siggi's dude, like there was time when we
were making work of hoogs, I would smoke forty a
day at least.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Nice for I believe it. Dude, I remember fire from
all his cigarette budds.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Bro Orville Redenbacker over here. Two packs, dude, at least
two packs the orange American.
Speaker 5 (59:33):
Packs in the episode no a day a day two packs.
Speaker 3 (59:37):
Counts per episode? Yeah, no, yeah, I was two packs
of the like orange American spirits like there, and.
Speaker 4 (59:45):
What is the orange as opposed to the blue that
I'm familiar with?
Speaker 3 (59:48):
American spirits were weird. They were like, it's pure tobacco,
no additives, But I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (59:55):
I thought he was being healthy. He's like, this is
basically a salad.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Yeah, and they have cool colors like orange and yellow
and blue.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
I was smoking a salad right now.
Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
The blue was the traditional and orange must have been
like a flavor or like no filters like.
Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Lights or ultra lights, which I never really understood. What
the lights and ultra lights are and.
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Did they taste the same or not? Really, you could
really taste the difference between like a light and in
a full, full fledged They're harsher for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
I remember I liked the light ones. Yeah, the light ones.
I could smoke more of which that was the goal
was to smoke a lot.
Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Have you smoked like a Marlboro Red? Those shits is
fucking hard, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Camel Red, Dude, you never did.
Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I remember when Blake went through his little smoking.
Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
Phase when he would like, hey man, sometimes you just
got to take the edge off, brother, would you.
Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Smoke like one an episode or something?
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
That's a rap?
Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Later?
Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
That did me, Red, I'm gonna finish this later.
Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
I do think I went outside after filming an episode
and saw Blake smoking, and I was like, this is a.
Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Phase I saw him, Dude. I saw him smoking once
in his jeep, like driving home. Did you start smoking?
And He's like, I take I have won every once
in a while. Take the edge off of what We're
thirty years old. Why would you start now.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Don't Kate?
Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Yeah, dude, just took a lot to be Blake Henderson. Well,
I would like to start the takebacks, apologies thatpic could
giveaways and I'd like to uh, I would like to apologize.
Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Started it started. I started it with a compliment.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Well he's started it up again, bitch, God damn, I'm
gonna start it up again. Then I'm going to wrap
it up.
Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Adam has not listen.
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yeah, I tuned out about twenty minutes ago.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
I like what I says. Oh okay, well I'll get
to start it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Well I'm going to add to it and uh, you
know I I'm going to give Jojo Siwah the benefit
of the doubt because she did suck when I met her,
and he was not cool, but she was not cool,
and I didn't like her no upon first meeting, and
I was prepared to really like her. So it bumped
me out. But maybe she was just having an off day,
(01:02:04):
or maybe she just absolutely doesn't give a fuck about
meeting me, which could very well be the case.
Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
So yeah, here's my theory. Here's my theory, you guys.
Because we're striking right now and Adam can't do press,
he's saying crazy shit like this, so that it goes
viral and they go Adam Devine, star of this movie,
to talk about went after Judge, Is this what's happening, Adam?
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
Yeah, that's brilliant, dude. No, none of it was premeditated.
Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
It was just and that's how you know it was okay,
fair enough?
Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
Yes man, this is why I'm so good at it.
Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
I just want to give a special out shout out
to Elliott. Wherever you are, may you still be unicycling,
drawing dragons wearing vests.
Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
He's in Oakland, he's there.
Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Oh yeah, he started the movie walking his cat.
Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
He's walking his cats, living in conquered.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
He's the Mari of Concord. Now love the Elliott, miss you?
What's up, biggie biggie baby?
Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Does he remember you now?
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Now? Elliott, he used to wear the vest with the
T shirt underneath. What do you think what's the equivalent
of what kids wear now? Do they still wear the
vest with the T shirt underneath? Or have they moved
on and they wear something slightly different than that?
Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Is it one of them like see through things like
you wore like a sea through crochet thing with a
T shirt under.
Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Those hot boys, those are cool hot boys.
Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
I was trying to dig on him.
Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
I was trying to dig I would argue it might
have circled back at this point. That kid might be
wearing that again because like nineties, a lot of buttons
on this vest. Yeah know, they're watching tiny desk.
Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah, dude, that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Tiny vest.
Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Yeah, you know he's probably working at the from Kyle,
I like, I don't give it to him.
Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Was a buzzer beater. I wish I had a buzz ball.
Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
Okay, hey, A moment of gratitude for the points, A
moment of gratitude. What would be the verse of what
is that outfit?
Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
The vest?
Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
Like, what is a It's like a theater kid, but
he's not fully entrenched in theater. He's more of an
outside creative. I don't know who that person is.
Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I don't know. We just are all tapped out. Is
it like we gotta go back and do work at
our middle schools?
Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Fuck?
Speaker 4 (01:04:17):
I'm starting at the pants and I'm starting the pants
and shoes. I'm like, are they wearing like dress shoes
to school?
Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Hmmm?
Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
Yeah, maybe a loafer. Yeah, they're for sure wearing some
kind of loafer slip on like slipper, like a nighttime
slipper that they're wearing to school, right, or bowling shoes.
They might be wearing stealing some bowling shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Yeah, classic, good call, great call.
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Bowling shoes is a good look.
Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
I like it because it's it's like, oh, how did
you get those? Well, I'm a little naughty, watch me job.
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Yeah, I stole them, right, stole them? What are you
gonna do? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
I forgot I was wearing them.
Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Oops.
Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Yeah, this kid knows magic too.
Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Write oh for days?
Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Absolutely definitely, So like coin tricks.
Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
What are the pants?
Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Are they tight? Are they roy Corduroys?
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
And they were like, you know, like the golf pants,
like hun, they're a baggy uh golf, They're a baggy
dress paint, thick cords make a real like real loose.
I feel what's like a.
Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Tapered like fucking like uh, like twenties big baggy pants
like Newsy's pants or something. Is that what you're looking at?
Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Yeah, they're like they're ready to do something like tap dancing,
like Gregory Hines tap dancing paint like.
Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Pleated dress pants. Yeahh Actually I want.
Speaker 5 (01:05:27):
To say he also wore a lot of uh cut
off jorts as well, which was kind of sicky.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Yeah, so this guy's tight. Never mind, Hey, Elliot's the
ship dude. Elliott's cool. He is.
Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
I thought that they're tight. They're the tight cut off
shorts though. Just now, Yeah, he's going to show his hog.
I mean, that's the one thing I forgot to tell you.
And by the way, in Oakland, saw guy probably fifty
walking with a chain wallet and the chain was dragging
on the ground.
Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
It's, oh, yeah, dude, that's so sick.
Speaker 5 (01:05:54):
That's fire dude, just so something could step.
Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
That's so sick. Yeah, I got buddy. I got a
buddy that still rocks a chain.
Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Well, that's his way of saying, I don't have a wallet.
It's kind of like the thing with like, you know,
cars get bissed all the time out there, so they
just leave the windows right down. So it's just your
way of saying, like, there's no point, don't rob me, right, Yeah,
I have nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
There's no wallet.
Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Yeah, there's no wallet. Why even steal from me?
Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I have no wallet?
Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
But what's it attached to?
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Zero?
Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Sometimes you can attach it to the belt and the
belt loop.
Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
You can't just like stuff it in the back pocket, right,
you can.
Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Attach it to the belt loop in the pocket. And actually,
I feel like at that time there was pants that
were made with a loop that you didn't have to
have a wallet. You could just connect it to your paint.
Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Real poser. Shit, I love it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
This is what I feel.
Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
That's that's those are called dungarees, and they there to
put hammers in your grandma.
Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Not down there on the back wallet, specifically for your
for your wallet to look like you have a wallet,
but you don't have one. I feel like this is
the thing, is the.
Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Chain wallet, just so people don't steal your wallet.
Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
And so like you don't lose it.
Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
And it bikers. It's bikers. It's sitting on a motorcycle
and sole wallet falls out.
Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
The back ratings because it eventually will flip out from
the virus.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
That's why they got the snaps on it too, so
it can't open it. Just like that's what that's the
original chain wall.
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
And we learned a lot this episode, guys, we really did.
Never it's important. This is cool.
Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
It's all very very important.
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
This is another episode cool.
Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
That's cool, man, This is cool.
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Kyle Newacheck
Adam Devine
Blake Anderson
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