Ep 150: Rubber Ball, Steve

Today, this is what's important:

Chest and shoulders, Boxing Helena, Julian Sands, celebrity sex tapes, celebrity dick, printers, Vanna White, game shows, and more.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Both critically crucially important.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Today on This is Important.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
I would love to take like great minds and look
at their dicks. That's what it is.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
But what makes the world interesting is nerds with huge
dicks and dorks with perfect hits.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
It's crazy how many of our heroes quote unquotes dicks
we've seen.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
If people remember anything about my career in showbiz, I
want it to be this episode of This Is Important podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Let's go, oh my, go, oh my.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Welcome back to This is Important. Joining us today is Hey,
Jack Blake Anderson.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
What's up, guys?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
What's with the no shirt? You're just decided to get
a little sexy for this one?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Dude. It's just a hot California summer. You guys know
how it is.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh, it's hot, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
It's a that's a sexy frame. Thank you, like cause
I don't know what's happening below the frame.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Whoa Adam thick? Grandma?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Feel free to everybody take your shirt off if you want.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Who ordered the beef beefcake?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Let's see it?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Kai guy? Oh my god, alright, hold on, look at
that chest hair. What's your guys chest hair doing it?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
It's freezing?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, dirt, you're in like long sleeves.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
What's good?

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Look at this diamond?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, Blake just has the little little pooch in the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Look at this. You see this thing? You see what's
going on right here? Damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I said I wouldn't do this. I said I wouldn't
do this.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Come on, dr show the chest.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
My name is?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Dirshe?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Come on der Kyle? Your physique is insane.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Do you see this line? What is this line?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Bro? I think that's uh like sagging titties? I think
is what that is?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Kyle?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, hi, high gut.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Hey did you pull it off like this though?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Kyle? Wow?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Okay, there's hairless like a.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Hairless like a dolphin.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, dolphins don't have.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Hair, Yeah, exactly like a dolphin.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
See you guys? Wait do you don't You don't have
any chest hair? You don't have any hairders?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Well?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
They they're Hollywood, dude, They're they're laser in that ship's
see about there.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I have hair. I'm a hairy guy.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
It's barely seeable. Look at mine. Mine's very very prominent.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You have the most Czechoslovakian chest hair I've ever seen
in my life.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You know, I don't even think Czechoslovakia is still a country.
But you are waving that looks like he's straight.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, this is from them.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
You look like old world chest hair.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
If you told me that that chest terrace is in
World War One, I would believe it.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Or before this is not. This is part of the
Ottoman endpire.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Looks like to be behind like chain mail. Yeah, man, right,
like a steel breastplate.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Throws chest arizon. King Arthur's court baby.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Sat at the round table?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Damn son, where did you find that?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I feel like that wasn't sitting at the round table.
It was outside like asking to get in. They're like, no,
we're good.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, No, that had the plague. That chest hair had
the plag.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh man, I'm just like, all right, I'll go Google
to try and make some bread or some.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Try to make some bread, try to make some brand.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Was just said, I get that makes up goola how
wide Kyle is.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And then Kyle just caught the bubonic plag right there with.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
The god man.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
All right, God, Kyle, your shoulders are so wide.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Same same with you, buddy. No look yeah, oh oh yeah,
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Rail?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
You make me look like a child. He has a
female's physique compared to you.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, and they're so bony too, Kyle, you see the bones.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
He's just like a fucking coat hanger.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Dude, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, that is crazy.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
You're fucking I don't know a second.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Let me just you guys don't care if I turn
off my camera.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Okick, do you You're good?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
You shoulders are trying to crank down.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Goodbye.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
The only way Kyle will pay attention is if one
of us is jerking on.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Truly, I'm getting closer. I'm gonna get a little closer
to the camera on this one. So then like I can't.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Set dude, I want to put a level across your back?
Look at that thing?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
What do you mean you want to put a level across?
What does that?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Adam?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Even Blake doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
So let's just what does that mean doing?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Because when he does this, it looks absolutely like a
straight line.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, well it's not. Look at that, it's definitely not.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
He's got great posture. Although I think your collar bones
is supposed to be flat.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Right?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Collar bones are like true good posture. Your collar blones
are supposed to be level.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'm gonna move my mic. You guys tell me how
to move.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I think you don't have whatever. These muscles are called
lats of them.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Then he walked right into his trap trapezoids traps traps?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Trap?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Is it trapezoid?

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Can you guys level this one's for the people listening.
Can you guys level your collar bone so that they're flat?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Like right?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't know? Am I doing it?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Like you're pushing You're pushing your shoulders down.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
So that you're am I doing it?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
And do you see how jack you look?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Now? Do I look extra jacked when I do that?

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Like you look when you do that? You look great?

Speaker 2 (05:31):
I literally I literally can't.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Oh, Like, like, is this a wolverine pose? Is that
what that is?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Like?

Speaker 1 (05:36):
What do you mean? Push your elbows down?

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Just throw your shoulders down, don't.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Stick your tidy You're not you're not doing this. Just
put your shoulders.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Blake's trying to look like boxing Helena or whatever that movie?

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Dude? Can we talk about boxing Helena?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Who's boxing Helena?

Speaker 3 (05:50):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Why does Blake look exactly like her.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
It was a movie where the nineties, the nine in
the nineties, where is about this dude who cuts this
chick's arms and legs off and puts her in a box,
And that's the whole movie is like him, like keeping
this girl in a box.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
It was like, Oh my god, is it played by
the guy who they found out the hiker? The Hiker?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Hey, maybe AI should start to write our movies. Okay,
you can do something a little bitter than that.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
What I just remember, like that was one of the
first movies where like my mom was like, Yo, this
movie's fucked up, but I gotta watch it. And my
mom's not really that kind of person.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
That was your mom said, yeah, first in a long
line of fucked up movies, Human Caterpillar, my next new ship.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
She's like, that's not it.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Your mom came in and was like what, dude.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
I know your mom and your mom isn't like that
at all. Your mom was like, dude, this is some
fucked up ship.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
My mom was like, dude, you gotta watch c Ky
and then also you need to watch Boxing, Helena Faces
and kids.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, I don't that doesn't even ring even a all
bell for me.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yeah, me neither.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Ye, that was about that.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Normally, like when you guys talk about labyrinthine ship that
I haven't seen, I at least know that it's a thing.
I have no recollection of this movie.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I think it was.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, it was the dude. It was Julian Sands, who I.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Know mostly from Donkey Boy. What.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
No, that's the hiker who just was his body was?
He disappeared outside Los Angeles wentz and then his body
was just found like a little bit ago.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
So the guy who wrote it, no, the actor.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
The guy put Helena in a box.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
The guy was, can someone put this in the chat
so I can follow along to what the.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
He was the dude, Yeah, producers please. He was also
the dude from a rachnophobia that was like, okay, sounds familiar.
He was in a bunch of ship.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
And so they just they found him in the woods.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
So he fell or died or killed himself. I don't
know the deal. What very recently like hikers found his Yeah,
guy's Julian insane.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, Yeah, but you're saying like this is a huge story.
No one heard.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
It was a huge story. What it was a huge story.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Hiker who found Julian Sand's body said he had wrong
tools for the job.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Okay, water No, he showed up with one of those
hammers that when you hit it at squeaks, so he
was fucked. It was kind of funny. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
British actor went missing in January while on a hike
in California.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Man, yeah, it's a bummer. Never hike.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Never hike, yeah, never hike, not by yourself, never by yourself.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
He was dressed like a ninja, according to the hikers.
He said he was dressed like a ninja.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Okay, I read that, and I'm like, well then have
what so then what happens?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
The weirdest story ever?

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Not if you know the guy, I bet he was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Sam's was wearing micro spike shoes, not crampons, which are
I guess the thing which I believed to provide more grip.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Crampons are the spiky things that you strap onto your shoes.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Was this dude like like, uh like climb shit or
what's like.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Ice climbing and then like they found him after the.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Snow as a ninja.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
He was ice climbing like a ninja, which is a
good way, which is in California.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Oh yeah, in the mountains, the mountains. Were you not
here this year when everyone was losing their minds and
jizzing about them?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
No, that's right. It does snow in California. It snows
right by my cabin.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
It snowed in like lockag yacht. You're right, it snowed
in my house here. You're right, you're right, it snows.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I like how Kyle's finding new things about the state
that he claims and he repped super Hard.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah, okay, I believe you.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
He's busy jerking off? Is what's happening?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I'm I'm getting thrown back super hard to Blockbuster video
right now?

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Okay, go ahead, go off. King.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
This guy was in the movie that I've never seen,
but I remember the cover so well that as soon
as I saw this word. You do you remember the
movie Warlock?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yes, I was waiting for it.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
He was Warlock, dude. Yeah, I've never seen this movie,
but the cover great.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Great movie cover.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Let me look up this guy.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Every time I saw it, I was like, Oh, this
movie is about to kick fucking ass, but maybe it's
too demonic for me. This guy is a legend.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
I didn't remember it, but I definitely rented it a
few times because of the box.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, dude, he kind of looks like Kevin Entton.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Well that uh that sucks. Poor guy to go on
you try to be an epic badass and do ice climbing,
which just seems I.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Think he had done it a ton and then uh
didn't do it after.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
That sucks, dude, Right, that sucked.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Damn well. Boxing, I feel like Boxing and Helena was
kind of like the first like Human Centipede, like where
it was like, oh, you got to watch this ship
because it's so what.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Is the premise of this movie? So it's just like
he chops her up into a box and just keeps
her in.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
He loves her and he doesn't want her to leave,
so he cuts off all her limbs and keeps her alive.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Okay, relatable like one at a time, Right, It's like, oh,
now I gotta cut this one off, man, I'm cutting
this one off. I don't a dream. I can't remember either,
but I have seen it because I was like, this
is right up my own.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
This seems like Dursy's perfect movie.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yes, it seems like something you would.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Do you might reboot it, might reboot it.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Yeah, oh there you go.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Rebuild Yeah, dude, but make like the comedy version of it,
like it's pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Well, I might have to do a crossover like Taco
Bell five dollar box that they have or is that
dark boxing hell a Tacos?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yes, boxing, hell Tacos.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
I might have to do that.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
There, we got that fourth Meal, that's.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
It into it.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
We had to do that, Dearyl.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, the horror movie of the century, Fourth Meal. That
would be good. I'll be into that.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Well, we ate breakfast, lunch and dinner. What's fourth mail?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
You are?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
And then they just start eating.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Fourth breakfast, lunch and dinner ship Taco Bell Vampire. Remember
remember remember breakfast, lunch and dinner was when and Ferrell
from his sex tape when he was talking about eating
the girl out.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Could eat this for breakfast, lunch and yo.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Shout out to Colin Farrell. You had a sick ass
sex tape? Did people don't talk about it enough?

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Turn it around?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't remember his sex tape.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
It was dope.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, it's weird that Blake has seen it so many times.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
No, we used to watch that. It was on in
the writer's room, like it was like early morning show.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
No, wouldn't, wouldn't, couldn't, shouldn't, didn't.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Right outside in our cars.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah yeah, it was property off premises.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I remember now, I remember a target parking.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Lot, breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
So what So he just says like I'll eat your
pussy like break for breakfast, lunch and dinner or like he.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Liked it something. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Well he's like down there doing it and he's like,
oh yeah, like I'm gonna I live here, I'll.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Will you make it more? That didn't happen.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Oh no, no's doing lines. These are real lives, he said.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
I'll build a I can build a four thousand square
foot house.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I'll build a nice condominiumdmium right here, multi family.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
I want to be a landlord or cliff side manner.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
I'll rent it out, rent controlled so everyone can live here.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I'm not even to charge you rent, baby.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I won't even charge. I'll give you the flat for free.
Slip slur.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
You'll put your coochie juices in the moat.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
You gotta cover taxes, and the little.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
Alligators will be the puper cares all you have to
pay for is utilities to cover taxes, and you gotta
cover utilities that's not included, mate.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Buttholes in the garage, a squatter's rights. We share the workshop,
I must Yeah, I think I'm about stay here for
a while.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
So when did this sex tape come out? I don't
remember this one A while ago, two thousands, you guys
talking about it. I remember, I kind of remember it
being a thing, but I don't think I ever saw it.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
It was two thousand late.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
I think it was after when he was Bullseye for Daredevil.
He was like his star was rising hard two thousand
and five.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
He's got my star rising.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Two thousand and five. That's that's that's really, that's really
early in the in the Colin Farrell.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Uh, I wonder what what is the sex tape dropped? Timeline? Like,
I would love to know the years. So, Pam and
Tommy was one, Kim Kardashian ray J was two, right.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Paris Paris Hill, Paris was Paris before? Oh yeah, Paris
was before Kim Kay for sure, not.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Before Paym and Tommy.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
No, no, no, no, no, Kim.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
So Pam and Tommy Paris Kim then Colin was, and
then I feel like people try to get theirs in there,
but like it's like Vince Neil or whatever, and you're like,
I don't want to see this guy.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Did China have one?

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
There was some wrestlers China went full on thing?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
All right, she came to China?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Was it it was China and six? Right? Wasn't it?
Was it them?

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Now? Where was she gone?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Where was she? Where was China? Did she have a six?
She have like a hiking death or what? What?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Did?

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I got my take back?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
So I'm sorry I brought that out to die.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I'm gonna see how she passed.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Is she a Hall of Famer?

Speaker 1 (15:29):
You want to go in like a like a pretty
exciting way, Like I feel like, if you're about to die,
you should go on a quick.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Ice hike success.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, you know what I'm saying. You want you want
it to be like at least a shocking thing to read.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
If you feel a heart attack coming on, get to
the top of a building.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Mm hmm quickly. I could get to the nearest ice ledge.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Yeah right right, No matter what, even if there's a
defibrillator next to you, don't risk it.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
China had a cocktail in her she was like she
had anxiety drugs, she had a what China had a
bunch of drugs in her system. When she passed, it
was an overdose. It looks like that sucks.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, I mean that's that's This is the tales allest
time for wrestlers. I mean, what they put their bodies through. Tragic, Yeah,
the pain it.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
China was a freaking leg gin. She didn't even ever talk.
She didn't even have to talk. Oh, she was just
a her first like I want to say, like her
first five years in like the WWE, she just didn't
even say a word. She just stood there, buff as fuck,
just holding the bell.

Speaker 4 (16:35):
And being a woman and wrestling is just She's.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
DX that You can't get cooler than that. She's freaking
d X dude.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, I know she's read. Yeah, she was DX with
Triple A.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, she can get cooler because she did a spin
off featured centered around her. She her Hulk character titled
She Hulk Triple X Yes and was released to video
in April twenty thirteen. So she could get cooler.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Okay, I've got my copy. I've got my copy.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I don't know where my copy yeah, she went porno.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
Oh wow, look at this.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Do you guys know Fred Durst uh sex tape?

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yes, yeah, bred Durst directed pornos. I think he didn't
stop the sex tape. I think he directed porn those days.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
No, he believes, don't stop a sex stage.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
It's just one of those I think that's tight.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
He had a video of him and an unknown woman
having sex and it leaked onto the Internet by a
repair man who had been repairing his computer, and he
later sued Gawker the website.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Oh wow, Goker.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
And nine others for seventy million dollars for publishing. Damn,
that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
Damn Gawker didn't they didn't learn after that.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's just one of them days leaks.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Wait, yeah, Dowker didn't they get Hogan as well?

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah, so like, what are they doing? Which was first?
Which game first?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
The Chicken or the Gawker was a trash track, Dowker
was a trash ass fucking publication or website or whatever. Oh, yes,
they they were just stealing.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
I don't know anything about Cocker.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
They were they were making a movie. I read a
script about it when they were green lighting every movie,
about every company that started in the last of fifteen years.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yah yea yea yah yeah, yeah, yeah, they are good.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
During that wave, I read a script about specifically the
Hull Kogan incident in Gowker.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yes, yeah, that's the one that has the documentary. There's
a documentary out on that. Yeah, follows the case.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
I'm sure it's good.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
That's the one where Hogan's like I was in character
or that was his Like, there's like a his.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Character says the N word, what the hell?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, his character is pretty racist.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I think we've done this exact thing on the pod before,
and they'll probably put up a side by side of
the exact like okay, okay, yeah, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
But was it different because we were probably wearing shirts
in that podcast and so this is slightly yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
A little bit, So it doesn't care.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
You'll be able to tell the difference. That's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
When we go on tour, I wonder which show we
will decide to take our clothes off for. Do you
think it's early on?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I'm thinking Salt Lake City the last off.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I wonder too, my clothes will be staying on tour,
they will be staying.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Think so, Kyle, you don't know, dude.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
We'll see. We'll see once the crowd starts chanting. Free
the nips, Free the nips.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Unless it's hot.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
If it's really hot, I might have to rock suspenders
just to like lose everything on top of the suspenders,
just to have a little variety on stage.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I bet, I bet Arizona. I bet We're going to
get it out of the way pretty pretty quick.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Pretty hot.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Arizona is a live nude show. Arizona is completely nude.
We're billing it that way live dudes.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, you won't even need to buy the n f
t of our buttholes. We'll give it to you free.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Well, one of you guys have to make them, and
we'll do it.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
You're gonna have to push it off your note.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
We're not gonna make it. That's that thing.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
We're not We'll have my doctor do it. Well, do it,
law he's already back there. You can check all of
your buttholes for hemis.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Oh, dude, your doctor could snap a pick, yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
The doctor from last week. Yes, okay, doctor that it.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Would be cool to have your doctor snap the pick
for the quarter butt NFT. Yeah, can you help me out, hey, doc?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
While you're back there.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Can you just get a full frame it right in
the center center? Punch that thing.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
Is there a doctor in the house?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, what if we get a doctor on stage? They
take us backstage, they do a lot nude inspection backstage,
they come back with what's wrong?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Physicals and and yeah, we do live physical backstage.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
This is called physical. That was called live nude inspection.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
This is just a physical blake.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
What if Hey, it's Adam, come on in. You're due
for your live nude inspection, your yearly live nude inspection.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Here's here's one. In two thousand and two, Nelly apologized
after accidentally posting a video on his Instagram of him
receiving oral sex. Oh god, which I like that.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Oops, been there, done that.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
But wait, I feel like this. No, this was twenty
twenty two. I thought it said oh two.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah, didn't that happen? That happens a lot like didn't
the who played who played Captain America? Who's the guy
who played Captain americaweetheart?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh yeah, Chris Chris how.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
He posted like a story and it had an image
of his Just a fucking raging hard dude.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's hard. Sometimes, yes, yeah, sometimes your text in your homies,
the group text gets into the Instagram. You fucking post
on the wrong place. Yeah, it sucks.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Wait, I've never sent I've never is.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
This You keep saying this when you send me dick
pics and I'm like my bed again and you're like,
it's sorry.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's like sorry, I thought I was posting this.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
What do you think though? I thought I was.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I thought I was sending this to my doctor.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
What do you think of this?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Doctors? Is normal?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Fuck it it's a boner. Yes, this is interction. It's
a direction.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Yeah, it's working. I knew it. I knew it.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
I thought you were talking about the insurrection. I knew it.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Okay, you could have some points for that insurrection.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Oh, there we go, the insurrection, the interaction.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
I'm like, there's something here you want to know about
January seventh.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
That was my injurrection.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Seven.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
The insurrection never happened.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Not here, dude, here's a good one. Do you guys
remember the Scott Staff, the lead singer of Creed and
Kid Rock sex tape.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Okay, they pumped.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
Each other together on the bus, threesome on the bus. Yes,
By the way, all these all these people are, like,
everyone just forgot about.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
All this What a weird reality.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
It was Scott's staph in two thousand and six for
a nineteen ninety nine sex tape featuring Staff and Kid
Rock receiving oral sex from groupies on a tour bus. Well,
I guess Staff was there in the.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Tape crushing bud lights.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Hey, we're just watching him saying, it's good to be king.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Wow, it's going to be the king of beirs bud light.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Hey, I did allegedly, and that's why Kid Rock is
fucking This is the most allegedly episode ever.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Dude, It's it's pretty allegend. Yeah, this is very alleged.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
This episode's thirty seven minutes long, brought to you by allegend.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Be evident, I mean evidently. Uh, it's it's real. It's
on Wikipedia.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
It's fucking crazy. Crazy sex tape culture is fucking nuts.
It's crazy. How many of our heroes quote unquotes dicks
we've seen like that just didn't used to be said. Sorry,
quote unquote hero quote.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Quote unquote dicks.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
I think we haven't seen enough.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, I'm I feel like I feel like I haven't
seen any of their dicks.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Quote unquote dick.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I've seen Brett Farb's dick. I've seen Draymond Green's dick.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
I've seen when did you see Brett Farb's dick?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
That was the fame. That was a classic. That's a classic.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
He posted his dick. He had a really small dick.
It was crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
He had a really small one.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Brett Farv Well, you know it was fine.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Dude, Stop judging them. The problem is is just judgment.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
And you saw Draymond's like in person.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Draymonds was huge.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Hey Blake, come here, dude, check this out.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Wait you saw Draymond greenstick.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
I'm just resting on your shoulder.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
He posted it on an instant story one time.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
He didn't know just his limp cock, like why.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
He meant to send it to his doctor and then yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Oh yeah he was. He was sending his photo of
his hardcock to his dock.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Dude, that is so wild.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
It was a zoom.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
That's a move, right, the accidental post.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
It's I don't know, man, slow news day, right, that's
I think so especially especially if it's if you got
a big one, if you're packing some heat, you're like sorry.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
About it, Oh my bad.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Drops interesting.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Interesting, We saw Arnold's right, or do we see dolphs?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
We saw Dolph dolp.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
But that was messed up. That was paparazzi. That wasn't
that's okay.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Although rocking the North Pole.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Guys, I don't remember any of these dicks. How was dolfs?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I remember them all.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
That's not okay. That's rude, that's that's that's invasion of privacy.
I wish I never saw Dolph Lungren's dick in that
in that way.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
In that way, I'm not even saying I did.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
If he wants to show it, I'm happy to see it.
But if he doesn't want to show it, I don't
want to do that.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Thrilling is electric.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
But this whole like, oh I got a picture of
your dick. That's fucking We can all agree that's ethically wrong.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Well, so so how did that happen? And Doulph Lunger
and how did it?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Well, this is like fappening style.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Yeah, the fappening. Fuck the fappening. That ship was fucked up, man,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
What's worse the f happening or the happening?

Speaker 3 (26:12):
The movie? The Mark Wahlberg, Mark Waller.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yeah, It's a toss up for me. I think one
is disgusting and immoral and the others.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
There was a bunch of mature.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh boy, that's how you write comedy.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Let's go that's a that's a style of like jokes
I would submit at real time with Bill Maher back
in the day, the old bait and switch master, bait
and switch master.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
How much time did you have one on one with
Bill Maher? Did you have any experiences just chatting them
up or.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Yeah, a little bit. We're talking out of the year
and a half or so that I worked there eight
hours to ten hours a day. I'm thinking thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah, thirty hot ones. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Of you and him fixed this BlackBerry one time of
you alone talking to just Yeah, the door was open.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
What did you fixed his Did you say you fixed
his BlackBerry?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Yeah? He had something going on with his BlackBerry. Like
he goes, you're young, can you fix this? I'm like, yeah,
you were.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
In two thousand and six, Bill Maher when someone was
repairing his BlackBerry released a photo of him getting there.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
That's one year after calling Farrell. Second date was two
thousand and five documented.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
This is documented.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
Did you see it.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, I think that was about it thirty minutes. You know,
I was like a grocery getter. I was like a
sandwich shopper, you know.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, I remember. I remember we got to go into
the offices one day. It was like a weekend.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Oh dude.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah. We would go in there and steal snacks.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Yeah, and you were like you had to come. It
was like you were going to get us like printing paper.
You're like, hey, we're going to print some scripts and.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
A date ourselves. This is like before iPads, right, and
printing scripts was not you had to like go to
you to go to Kinkos and like and to print
like a few scripts was like thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Have printers gotten way better? Or am I do? I
just have noney money now? So I bought a good print?

Speaker 4 (28:14):
You've gotten rich?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Is that it?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Printer?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
You got a laser one, you got a laser doggy.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Get a laser doggy or what?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
I don't know. I just my printer now just works fine.
It prints very well.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I mean not everyone's paying like six hundred bucks for
like a laser printer that prints like eight twelve pages
a second a minute.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
But uh yeah, how big is it though? How big
it hang on me right now? How big is it?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
A big ass printer? But I remember remember our old
printers where you had to load the paper on the
top and it would take like literally like half a
day to print a fucking script. And you'd be like, oh,
if you.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Like accidentally like printed an image, it would be like, oh,
fuck all my like, tear it out, tear it out.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
I will say, though the printer I have currently has
been me for probably a year and a half or
two years that I'm low on telling your boobs are huge,
and I'm just I'm still rocking with it. And it's fine.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Oh that's a racket, dude, because they like auto do that.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Ship it totally is because that shit's expensive and I
but let's go, I go, I go, well, I'll buy
it until it really starts to run out. And now
I have like all this ink from two years ago.
It's a racket and it's probably gonna go back and
shacks schlepping this new stuff where you're just.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Pour it in yourself and you pour it in.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
That's icy hot. What are you talking about.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Sha dude, that's gold pond. You put that on your
feet and ship.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
No, Shaq.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
EPs printers or whatever Epsen printers. Oh, when we're in Atlanta,
we have to go to Shaquille O'Neil's Papa Murphy's. That's
the best.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Wait, Shaq has a Papa Murphy's.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Ye. I mean, by the way, isn't Shaq the person
who's dick. We want to see the most though out
of everybody in the world.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Only if he wants to show it, I'll come back
to it.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
I don't want.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
I don't want to. I don't want to forced.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Him to whip it out. I just want I just
want base level. We all know that that's base level.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
I want before Shack dies, I just want him to
be like, guys, everyone's been thinking about this here it is.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, the big repeal. He's eighty five years old. He's like,
I've got one last thing to do.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, you're saying you want him to post to his story.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
And accidental you asked for it, you got you asked
for This has got some shock.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
I mean, how disappointing would it be if it's just
like because even a regular like seven inch cock would
look way small.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yeah, it's regular there's a lot of things. It's problematic
about that, and I'm like, sorry, I.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Didn't mean to offend you. Guys.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
You didn't offend. You didn't offend at all. It's just
I'm wondering where your reality, Like, what's your what's your reality?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
You know what? That's about how big my dick is,
and so that's what I consider a regular size.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Well, we're in two different universes, buddy.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Okay, so what is you got? I mean, I don't
want to speculate on how big your dick is or
not big.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
But you're Marvel, Kyle is dc K.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
I'm not saying a damn thing. We're just saying a
couple different, couple different universes.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Sticking up for the every man. You can't say.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I'm over here, like, no, well, I thought that's about
Isn't that about average seven?

Speaker 4 (31:30):
I don't think seven is.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Six and a half.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Seven.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Average can't just be like regular seven. You can't just
say that on air in public. You can't just do it.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I don't think that's obscenely big.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
It's definitely not regular. You said regular, science like, that's
fucked up, Kyle's I.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Thought that was I thought like six and a half
seven inches was the average. I think you might have
a small penis, Kyle. And that's what I don't care, Adam.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I think I think your national average is off. I
think you're let's look up, that's what I'm saying. I
think that's all data. I think that's two thousand and
five data. That's callin feral data, right, national.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, we like to embellish. I just don't think that
this should be something that we embellish, because I think
that people need us for solace, They need to hear that.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
You know, what Adam's saying is that even if it's eight.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Or nine inches, it's a big penis.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
I'm disappointed.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Okay, now we're now we're if.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
It's a big oh dude, then the average is so
fucking small, goodbye. Signs of an erect penis is five
point one inches.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yeah that's weird.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
That's my.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Yeah what oh yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Then why aren't there funnier movies?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yeah? Yeah, that's fucking weird.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
That's a that's a trip. That's a trip, dude, Wow,
are you kidding me? That was like me and fucking
fourth grade?

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Probably, Okay, where you going with this, I want to
follow you, bud, What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
My dick's gotten bigger?

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Oh okay, by the way, but like we're all joking,
but that's definitely like a pretty cool confidence booster.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah for some I'm feeling pretty good over here.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Yeah, some pretty cool. That's cool.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
If you had one wish bigger dick to reveal a
penis of someone, who would it be small?

Speaker 4 (33:20):
I feel like that was the whole beginning of this conversation,
is that it's shack.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Well, Blake just decided to.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Here's a shack.

Speaker 4 (33:29):
Everyone's a shack. Who else do you want to see
besides shack?

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, I think shack is the right answer because it
because like I was trying to explain, and then you
guys teed off on me for some regular size seven
inch dick.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Geez.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
So even if it's even, if it's even, if it's
twelve inches, even if it's a monster fucking crazy cock
that you only see in porno movies, it would look
small on shack. Sure, So if he has a five
point one inch cock, it's gonna look like a goddamn micro.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Which is fucking great. Anybody listening. That's a great it's beautiful.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
And you are somebody. But to be honest, yes, thank you.
What's cool about Shack is that there's no way it's five.
There's no way it's seven. It could be nothing yet,
which would be the biggest let letdown of my life.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Letdown? Why is that a letdown?

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Shack has a small penis for his spot for Shack.
For Shack, he would be disappointed with his nine inch cock,
would he though? Because proportionate proportionately, that would be very
small for him. So if he was a small person,
he would have like a three inch cock.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
You want to see it, you keep asking about it,
I might as well show it to you.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, I don't think no matter what size shacked dick is,
I do not think he's disappointed at it. All right,
he's not. He's chilling with his dick and that's what
he's been doing his whole life. Bro, He's all good.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
I am so glad that I'm able to control my
penis now. Like, I wouldn't be shocked if it turned
out to be fourteen inches. I would believe it if
he didn't show if he didn't show it, he's like,
I'm not going to show it. But he said it
was fourteen, I'd go, I.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Think from I mean, for sure, I think Shaq is
the correct answer.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
You're saying if you had one wish to reveal a
male penis, you guys are saying.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Shacks, it's shack, or it's you. It's like me, I
want to see what you're working on.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
It's me.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
It's like see, I would want I don't know if
I could pick one person, I want to be amazed.
I want someone. If you said, like, uh, I want
to like if Michael Sarah is just like, actually I
have a eleven inch cock. That's what I would like
to see someone that you that you're doing.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
By the way, if Michael Sarah had a eight or nine,
I'd be like, holy shit, oh yeah yeah right, But
if Shaq had a nine, I'd go, oh really.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Poor guy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
I'm not revealing it. I'm not impressed.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Until you get to Saint Louis.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Live on stage the vip TA.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I'm not revealing it to be impressed. I'm not revealing it.
I'm revealing it. I'm trying to think of the person
that I want to like. I'm like, huh, I wonder.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
You're thinking about men's cocks all the time.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Don't make it weird. You're making it weird now, don't
do that.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
No, dude, I've talked about this before. I think historically
it would be one.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Of these historically, go ahead, what about him?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
If you would, actually, I think it would actually add
a lot of important information to how society was formed,
how people come to power, if we revealed historically historicals
men's penis sizes.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yes, yes, so you you you want it to have
historic ramifications to reason interesting in Washington because of his
eleven in.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Can you say ramifications?

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I like that?

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Okay, Yes, I'm saying does Elon Musk have a huge cock?
Or or is he is it? Is it super small?
And he's like just out putting so much to get
over his small cock.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
I think he's above average. I think he's big because
isn't he like six or five?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah, he's a big guy.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
But you don't know, I don't know, like what dry?

Speaker 3 (37:13):
No, I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
And so he's like he's also king of the nerds,
you know, So I feel like he had that confidence.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yes, which is weird, but nerds. You tend to think
nerds have small, small penises.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
They don't.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Don't. I don't think that they don't.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
They don't. They don't think that.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
This is what makes the world interesting. I tweeted this
a thousand years ago. This is what makes it interesting.
But what makes the world interesting is nerds with huge
dicks and dorks with perfect hits. The fact that that
exists just keeps this crazy world true. Yeah, where did
he get what she? Where did she get those?

Speaker 1 (37:51):
And where did he get that?

Speaker 4 (37:55):
You do?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
What are you doing with those on her?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
There? What keeps this whole damn world swirl?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
It does? I think that's good?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Yeah, because if everything was as you expected, you'd be like, well,
for sure he's gotten she well we see what she got?
Well wait a.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Second, right, yeah, hold on a minute, what's he got on? Sweetheart?
Take your glasses off?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Who do you think has a big cock? Historically? Since
you want to bring history into this, oh Historyjers and
I were just thinking, like, it'd be cool to see
shocks giant.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Cock John Wayne? Does John Wayne got a big old dick?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Or that's a great question. That is crazy.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
He's a big man. He's a big man.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
No, I'm saying, like Gandhy is hauling around a fucking hog.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Dude, right, because he just had big, big dick energy,
is what you're saying, Like just.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
The biggest dick energy, like nothing fucking he was inflappable,
can't fly that ship was.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
My man is unflapping.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
That ship was like mine, body, soul, everything.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Yeah, but he's wearing the little like kind of the
dress I want to say diaper, but like, but you
couldn't see wouldn't you have seen it flop out?

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Exactly? That's why he didn't war. He didn't wear traditional
garb because he just had to design.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I think it was pretty traditional guard.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
I thought he wore like the most traditional garb for
for post for post colonial uh India.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, but how often was he kicking it with them?
I feel like he was a bit of a journeyman.
He was like what and I wanted I.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
Wanted to finish your sentence and then tell me what
this is?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Basically what I feel like, my.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Dude, Just like no, Gandhi had a one of one style.
Nobody was wearing that get up. Nobody was wearing what.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Do you mean every every fucking they all wear that
little fucking.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Like if you're out in like the sticks and like
you weren't part of like the British bullshit that took
over and like.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Thank you were like bullshit the wrap and over the
shoulder like that.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Yes, he was the Ralph Lauren of that era and
made that ship up.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I think he was saying, I don't need any look.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
At like monks. Every monk dresses like.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
That great show, Great show.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
He had a little more steeze. I feel I feel
like he was like, I don't.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Huge stick, there's there's.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I don't know. I feel like part of what Gandhi
was right, Like his thing was I don't need earthly possessions.
So I'm just gonna like tie this like kind of
curtain around me and then like that's what's up. But
also I'm gonna hide my huge lap hot it.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Can I just say that, I don't want to offend anybody.
He was not wearing a curtain.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I know what I know, But I'm just saying like
just materials.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Wearing material yes, in a way that I think was
pretty traditional for India. That was hearkening back to what
they wore previous to the Colonne Neil.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah, that being said probably.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Be said Adam, I'm right.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
There with you.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, I could see.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
That pulls it back so cool.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
That's so, that's who you want to see is Gandhi's
dick just.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Like Okay, a religious figure?

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Sure, okay, Kyle go. And by the way, it's just
good to be back. It's good to be back.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, it's good. Interesting you think when we.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
Get the Phoenix, come on stage and show us your hammer.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah, I stayed by wanting to see, like, I don't
know who I would call out. I would like to
call out whoever.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
It would be the most like the ice bucket challenge,
the most.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Surprised, the most surprised, somebody who's like not known for
being a cool, big tough guy, like Shock, you expect
him to have a huge cock, but like.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Like what about Timothy Challame. Maybe that if he doesn't,
maybe you want to see Timothy Challa may I Shall.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Has like a David Bowie styled dick where he's like
so thin that he set.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
The thinner the thinner you are. The bigger it is
it is. I think it actually is bigger.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Yeah, And when we get to Medford, we're gonna we're
gonna see it. He's joining us on stage.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I think your dick is actually bigger when you get skinnier.
I don't think it's it appears just skinnier. I think
you're uncovering when you I think you're uncovering like parts
of your dick when you get skinnier.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Either half diarrhea.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Does that make sense to anybody else?

Speaker 1 (42:31):
It does not.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
I think I think exactly what you're talking about is
your pubic mound as you gather fatty tissue, and so
then the base of your dick is stuck in the
sunken place.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
That's right, and then you uncover and then you uncover that.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
That's what's been happening to you, Kyle. That's why it's
so top of mind. You're like, you're going like, oh,
look at it. It's growing.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Your penis is unfurling a couple of nice months, yes, okay,
you are you at a point where you would look
down and not.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
See your deck?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
No? No, no, no, hey, hey.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Nice And you're up to two seventy So that tells
me something about you.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Yeah, yeah, seventy yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
You know, let's just say, how big is it? Regular?

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Sixteen inches over here?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Regular sixteen dog flapping basis unflappable.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
My dick's on flappable pile.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Who is your guy? Because I agree with Adam. I
agree with Adam, who is like the person you'd be
shocked to see. But like, the cool thing about shack
is that you're shocked. If it's nine inches, which is
a nine inches is fine.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Well you're you're shocked to eat anyway with shock. That's
why I think he used the perfect choice.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
He has the least disappointing penis.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
No, because if you if you said a foot, I'd go.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, but that's still a huge cock and admittedly kind
of cool to see.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Yes, I know, but it's not surprising.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Yeah, but that'd be cool. Dick your arm.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Well that's Adam Harty said, Adam Harty said. Adam's looking
for a surprise, right, you're looking for it.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
I love the like, Hey, so did you watch last night?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Unbelievable, very cool. What's your favorite part? Just the part
where he pulled it out. I know it. It was
just like, Okay, that's twelve inches, right.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
That's twelve inches of just just meat.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
He's just like me.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Yeah, don't care.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
He's just average.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Are just like us.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
He's just like me. Okay, So Kyle, Kyle, Kyle who
who what who?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I don't know. I don't know, I don't know who
do I want to see. I don't want to see
anybody living. I would want to be digging people up
to understand what.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
They would want. Did the same thing.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah, but that's also a dangerous game because like I
think they got like Jimmy Hendrix cock and it's kind
of small Napoleon.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Really they found Oh yeah, Jimmy Hendrix. There's a woman
who made mold.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
We didn't they there was yeah, the plaster, yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
She needed like tight she ran out of fucking paper mache.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Of all kinds of celebrities, which is really cool. I
wish there was like someone in the comedy community that
just wants to plaster everyone's cocks and John Mulaney's cock,
Andy Dick's yours. No, no, no, he was doing John
Lovetz's dick.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
You know, I've never seen this Hendrix dick. I don't
know what you guys are talking about.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
You can find it. It's on It's called.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
The plaster casters or something, right, wasn't that.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
She was like a woman, Yeah, yes, she was a
very famous Do we say groupie a bad word now?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
But like, well now it is but then it was
a badge of honor.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Oh, it's a whole documentary, dude, it's a whole documentary documentary.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
How do we pronounce this?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Todd?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Pamela the Bars, Yeah, Bar, the bar.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
She was in the bar cast of Jimmy Hendrick's Penis
Goes On Show in Iceland, latest member of Museums Phallic Collection.
So I think we got to take the podcast to
Iceland to specifically go to this.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Let's go, Let's go.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah, So Jimmy Hendrix had the big guest plaster cast,
that's what it's saying. Yeah, was the biggest of the
documentary to be crushed.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
What a bummer. By the way, I like that.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
And Penny Lane in almost Famous, who is a Kate
Hudson's character, that's who it's based on. Pretty pretty radical,
that's so cool.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Got to be an amalgam, got to be like an amalgam, right, Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Probably? Wow, that's a fake incredible.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, it is, obviously, But like I feel like that
that woman was not young or maybe she's old now
I don't I don't fucking know. Anyway, you're right, we
should have the comedy plaster.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Who the plaster caster woman?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, that would be cool.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
She passed away in twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
How was she?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
She was seventy seventy seven? I think sixty sixty nine.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
D he's right there for you, Blake.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
You want to make it to eighty. You want to
make eighty.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
But you want to make it to eighty, you want
to make it.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
To eight nine.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
I mean, I'm sure she lived a pretty radical life.
If she's casting all of these famous.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Cocks, you know, Yeah, that's really crue.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
You live pretty radical life. I bet she out at
seventy eight or whatever. I bet she was like that.
That was a good life.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Seventy four seventy.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Four, yeah, seventy four good years.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I want to make it to eighty. That's that's my goal.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
By the way, you have to keep a boner for
all that time, because she's doing the plaster on you.
That takes hours to.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Know it's it's it's your limp cock.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
I think, no, it's not.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Your boobs aren't.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
It's a hard I think it's hard, I believe, so
why would you want lems.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Think it's hard? But I also think that plaster is
pretty fastting. I think it's fast atting plastic, how fast?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
I think it's and it's warm, and it's warm, so
that probably feels pretty good.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I'm just telling you. I imagine there was some sort of technique.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Now I did in art class in high school. I
did paper mache, and it sets pretty fast. I don't
want to be well.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
This isn't paper mache, this is plaster, it's not paper.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Well, I go around paper mache. My favorite comedian's cocks.
I've got Will Sasso, I've got honors.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
That's gotta be big.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Oh that's got to be Sasa.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Well you did it, you said so.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Red arms in He Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Fred Armison's dick for sure has like a style to it,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Yeah, Or if you saw it in a lineup, you'd
be like, it's that one style.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Look at that cool.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Yeah yeah, we get the lean that one's leaning too.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Cool, the Honda Ridge line. You know, it's his dick's
doing an impression of someone else's dick.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
That's kind of I.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Think this episode is just going to be the guys
talk about other male penises for fifty five minutes. Let's go.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
We've done it before, never for this like part two,
never for this long. Who would you be.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Shocked to see if they had a big wing.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Let's come.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Shocked.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
I don't know these are these are great question?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Nothing is nothing shocking anymore, you know.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Yeah, I think you'd be shocked if, like if fan
of white pants pat say Jack on the Wheel of
Huge whoa, I think that'd knock you on your ass
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Like a very meaty It would change the trajectory of
his career.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yeah, he's been doing Wheel of Fortune for what forty years?

Speaker 1 (49:06):
He immediately is a is in the next mission? Impossible? Yes, dude,
he's immediately a giant movie star.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
He's inexpendables.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Yeah, Oscar nod, he's got the Oscar nod.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
They just.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
As soon as Vanda pulls the pants down.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah, like we get it now.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
I will say I saw Van of White at some
charity thing a few years ago.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
I was like, what a poll uh?

Speaker 1 (49:31):
And I was starstruck by her. There was other like
really famous people there, and Vana White was the one
I was just I kept like just looking at her.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
I thought she was like, so sorry you recognized her.
Without somebody being like, hey that's Van of White.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I don't know if i'd recognize her.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah I recognized Vana White, Yeah, you would, and knock
you on your fucking ass pants.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
I think if I was in the dairy section of
the grocery store and she was like, excuse me, Like,
can you get the fuck out of my way so
I can grab some ben and char I don't think.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
I mean, it's like there's a lot of celebrities there,
so it wasn't like, yeah, I might not.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
I think I would.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah, it depends on if you're in the middle of Wisconsin,
I would be like, well, that's not Pana White. But
like if you were in Beverly Hills at a grocery store,
I might be like, that's why.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I don't think I do. I'm looking at her face
now and it's not even registered.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
She has to be turning letters.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Dude. She was stunningly beautiful person.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I would have never ran.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I was truly starstrup right. I did not see that coming.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Did you watch a lot of Wheel?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Are you dead?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
As a kid?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
I think I never liked watching Wheel.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I love Wheel, dude, I never liked it.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
I went to a Wheel taping what McCormick Place of Chicago. Yeah,
some a kid in elementary school. It's like, hey, do
you want to come to a Wheel of Fortune taping?
They came to Chicago and we went and we sat
in a gigantic auditorium at this like convention center, so
far away that I was like, Okay, sucks. I'm not

(51:00):
exaggerating when I say like it'd be like watching a
basketball game in like a football arena.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
It was that far away that you're kind of are
understanding what's happening, and there's no speakers. It's just kind
of happening way over there. But you're there.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
They you know, they asked me to do Wheel of
Fortune and I backed out. I said yes, and then
I backed out, using the strike as an excuse. But
but really I was like the strike happened, I'm like, good,
I can back out of it because I can't spell
worth ship.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Dude, dude, I fucking like I'd like to buy a
bowel pee.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
I was like, I know for myself, I would just
eat ship up there.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
Man, that's a bummer that.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
I know I would do. I would do better on Jeopardy,
I know.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
I really, yes, Oh, I would wheel over Jeopardy all day.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
We Okay, when I watched Jeopardy. I'm okay, but when
I'm guessing the thing, I never did it, I never
get it. It can be fully written up there and
I'll be like, I don't right, but what Jeopardy I
can I can do that. I don't think I would
sure lose, but I would embarrass myself less in Jeopardy.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
I think I'm the opposite.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Right. What do you think is you're like, what's your
bread and butter?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
As far as trivia, as far as trivia goes, Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Mean so Jeopardy is a trivia show essentially. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yeah, but they talk about everything on that show.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Every but they talk about they talk about, I mean
anything pop culture I'm pretty good at, and history I'm
pretty good at.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
And so like pop culture. Okay, how many world wars
have I been? We've been talking about this quite a lot. Okay,
so pop culture, pop culture, I feel like, but that's
do you think you have like a specialty that is like.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Massachusetts will be trivia night on the too, or do.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
You have like a surprising like, oh, I didn't know
Adam knew about that, because most people would say pop
culture because that's kind of unavoidable. Yeah, unless you're like, yeah,
living in a lighthouse.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
What's your super specialty? What do you deep deep dive
you know the most about?

Speaker 1 (53:16):
I mean nothing. I think I would be pretty bad
at the game. I don't think i'd be great. I
think I think I would suck.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Look better there than Wheel of Fortune.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I think i'd be better than will Ford.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Where you just have to spin a wheel and say
letters and stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yeah, we was so much easier than Jeopardy.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Jeopardy is You're like, I know, music in movies for
the last twenty year party is so hard? Letters and words?

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Letters? Nah, I can't do it. I can't do it.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
What's a P phrase?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Well, I knew. We just did Family Feud, so I'm like,
I'm I also was like, well, am I just gonna
do every goddamn game.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Show so brutal episode.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
I did Prices right, which was my favorite game show,
So I already already was like, well are.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
You good at knowing how much things?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Like?

Speaker 1 (53:59):
The first Dude, I didn't think I was going to
be good at it because I haven't like grocery shopped
in forever. You know, I don't, But I uh, but
I was so good at it. I want one hundred
thousand dollars. They were like, this is the most of
celebrity is one on the show? Whoa my Yeah, it
was just great.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
At it for who? For?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
What? For?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I get some children's Miracle Network?

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Let me get some money?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
They matched what the contestant want. So it's basically I'm
paired with the contestant and I helped them. Guess he said, contestant.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
That's fucking dope. So Drew, so you wait, was that
before Family?

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:36):
It was.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
It was. Uh, it was the first thing I did
back from the pandemic.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
You did the Prices right with Drew Carrey, but still
couldn't remember Bob Barker. Yeah, loose Yeah, dude, Hey the
spotlight burns hot?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Yeah it does.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
I couldn't think of a word that started with antonia.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
I could not believe. I couldn't get Bob Barker. Yeah,
I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
If anybody who has seen the Family Feud episode between
On and Adam's families, the divines for something.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Between us, it's with us, what do we between?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Your mom served up Drew Carrey. I'm like, I know
who it is now, Yeah, your mom pulled it, and
I'm like, that's what it is. But was that the
last guest? It was a great episode.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Well it was Bob Barker. It wasn't Drew Carrey, but you're.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Right, I know, But was she the last guest of
your family?

Speaker 4 (55:21):
No, Chloe guessed a good one, which was Regis Yes, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Then it was from a millionaire, didn't even, And then
it was Drew Carrie.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
And then it went to you.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Had already had Bob Barker in the.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Pocket, and I fully blanked. I said, I just don't know,
which is so embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Dude, you said you don't know. You didn't put anything
out there, no, because they.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Only give you a few seconds to say something.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
And I was like, right, yeah, it's hard. Family feud
is hell of Like that's gotta be a gotten hard.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
I wouldn't. They had the easiest ship for us.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Yeah, it was not hard.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
I think it's gotten way harder.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
They're like, what's a thing you know? And you're like,
air thing name waters.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Well, it's definitely got way more sexual, Like the answers
are hellosexual.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
My god, I couldn't even let some of my kids
watch that ship.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
You couldn't.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Yeah, it's got Hellisex.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
No, I couldn't watch your dad talk about a ball
your dad talk about ballgags that it's important. I mean,
our manager Isaac's kids watched it and they were like,
what's a vibrator, Daddy?

Speaker 3 (56:24):
And he was like, and over, I'll show you the
coolest thing about when your dad said ballgag is he
followed it with Steve. He's like a ballgag, Steve.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
What he didn't say ballgag? Ballgag would have been the
home run He goes, rubber ball, Steve.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I love, he says, Steve, I love.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
The gray is them cutting to your mom being like,
I don't even know what that is or what that
because if your.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Mom was like, this was a ballgag, O, your mom.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Looks Hella guilty.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Yeah, my mom just goes, yeah, let's go.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
You know what, I think, I know the I think
I know my wish for the dick reveal. I want
I want that Steve Harvey dick Man, what is he got?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
You know, you know.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
It's got to be good. It's got to be good.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Let's go. It's got to be so good.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
I don't think it's shocking, but I think it's it's
healthy it's vibrant, and it has six buttons going down
the front of.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
It and cool.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
And his cubes are his mustache. It's just his mustache.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
His dick is just his face, but his nose is
extra long. What, let's good?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
That's what about Einstein's dick? Dude? How about how about there?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
You go? There?

Speaker 4 (57:43):
You not impressive?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
No? I like that that No, but I want to know.
I want to know he's a European, right, it's probably not.
I want to know because he's a genius.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Yeah, okay, okay, and it's I'm just looking for answer.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Yeah. Do you want to see Stephen hawkingstick?

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Sure, kind of Yeah, that's another answer.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Yeah, I would rather see Stephen Hawkings dick.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
I would love to take like great minds and look
at their dicks. That's what it is, exactly.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
That's Kyle gets the game.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Yeah, well you know who's packing my boy? Oppenheimer, that
guy built the atomic bomb. You gotta have a big
swinging cock for that kind of work.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Or the exact opposite. And he's just trying to blow
up the world because he's so mad at how small
is Dick is good point, right?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
The bomb is a metaphor.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Well, that's like Napoleon. Napoleon had a small dick that's
in a jar somewhere like and you're like, oh, yeah, Napoleon.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Can we see it?

Speaker 4 (58:40):
You guys it with you? You have it or.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Somewhere let me get it a pile bought it off
of Nicholas Cake.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Are there any takeoks, apologies and epic slams give?

Speaker 4 (58:53):
I mean, I guess we got to take back this
whole thing.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Probably should. Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I liked it. I'll stick by this one. I want
this one to be if people remember anything about my
career in showbiz, I want it to be this episode
of This Is Important podcast.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
I want to apologize to anybody who was defended by
Adam saying the national average was seven and a half.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
I didn't say seven and a half. I said seven,
and I thought that was fairly real. I thought it
was six and a half or seven rage.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
I didn't know it was he said regular.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
I would think it would be over.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Since yeah, it has never ever to five and a half.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Seems low end, but.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Yeah, and I would love to apologize.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
No, that was some bullshit. That was on some bullshit,
because if never in any conversation have you ever been like,
the average dick in America is seven inches? There has
never been a conversation that has that. And Adam decided
to say that right now for what reason? Huh, for
what reason?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
He just said. He was like, this is what I have,
and like, I feel like this is sixteen nine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I think it was a put on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
It was weird, dude, Hey, And you'll find out in Arizona.
In Arizona, you gotta find out now that Adams got
it out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
And I see it. You know you want to see it? Hey,
Actually that's who I want to see you. Go to Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
If you're coming to the Medford show, you might see
Come to Medford, get your tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Baby, it's gonna be a hot one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
If you're gonna go to Medford, Massachusetts the fifteenth, you
might see it. Chicago, Illinois, Phoenix, Arizona, Long Beach, Denver,
Saint Louis, Cleveland, Ohio, Columbus, Ohio, Indianapolis, Louisville, Atlanta, Salt
Lake City, and Seattle.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
You want to see it, Yes, I mean, that's gotta
be the fucking You want to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
You want to see it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
You've been talking about it. Might as well show it
to you live TII Nation.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Show at some point. It's coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
Yeah, so buy tickets at TII tour dot com. Uh,
t I tour dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Anything else, Kyle, anything, Kyle. I just want to make
sure we've it's been it's been said. Uh, all these
stones have been turned over.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
I'm good, you guys, it's good. It's been nice talking
with you guys. It's been good.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Blake, what are you drinking out of that glass?

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
I think it's just a cutwater, a cut water.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
It was just wax. That was a candle you drank
out of.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Yeah, just drinking wax.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Okay, and that was another episode.

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
This is important, yeah,