November 9, 2023 • 92 mins
Live from Seattle!
Today, this is what's important:
Macklemore, Starbucks, Halloween costumes, mom hairstyles, Willy Wonka, snacks, Kyle's jizz chair, water parks, naked women, rats, Arnold Schwarzenegger, poli-charged topics, Q&A, & more.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially
integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Today we talk about my.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Dick's a little bit of an explorer. He wants to, like,
see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm too fat for this and it barely fits.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I couldn't wear clothes under it.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It would you would take it all the way up
into the insertion. I was really trying to make it
in his mouth. Here we go, start your engines.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
M m m m m m ming ming ming ming
ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Seattle, Thank you guys, Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
All right, Hey Willie Wonka in the Buzzball Factory, you
know he.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Early Seattle or s Town? Do a lot of people
call it s Town? Maybe tonight, maybe we started here tonight,
start something new, something different.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
That's fucking fu wago And what's suns about that? Right
there is? I wish Kevin Feedderline was from Seattle. That
would only make it.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Well, he's kind of a citizen of the world. You know,
we can all we can all claim him.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, I feel that's you know, yeah, he's all of ours.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well is and who is more talented? Macklemore or Kevin Federline.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I think it's a tie. I think it's a shock.
What up? I got a big ca now this this
now do you guys?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You guys claim Mackelmore right, yeah, sort of in his
because to me, he's the greatest musical artist that ever
come out of Seattle.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, it's just it's just what you guys agree.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It sounds like they agree.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well, I mean, who else is there?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Dude? Yeah? Who else?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
It goes Macklemore and then.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Mix a Lot, Mix a lot. There we go. That's
a close number. I thing, that's it. Whoa, I didn't
know that.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
And then I've never heard of any other band. That's it. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Yeah, that's kind of the that's the drop of of
our musical knowledge. Yeah, I'm sure they're not shocked by that.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, it's definitely.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It starts with malt More then to mix a Lot
and then.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Right so, like before, Macklemore was Seattle like a small,
charming fishing community, and then you guys started popping tags
next thing, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
And then town and then uh yeah, and then Macklemore
goes into a thrift shop.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Some tags and.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
The rest is history and the rest is history.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And look, we know what we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
We just went on Wikipedia back there, yep, so we
know we know what's.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Going on here.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
And we haven't even begun to kiss upon Ryan Lewis.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Well, right, number two, And do you want to explain
a little bit more about who that would be?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, plain exactly who Ryan Lewis is for the fucking
idiots out there aren't fully up up to date on
exactly who Ryan Lewis is because I know who he is.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Well, what I know about him is his first and
last name. Yeah a lot, dude, two first names, two first.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Names, which I immediately I don't like. Right, it's a
little confused, and.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Is a name that you've never really heard of, and
just make it one name.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Macklemore baby, and so people say Macklemore.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
People also say mac Themore.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, but this is this is That's why some people
call me Ad dumb.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Some people call me Kyle.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
They do. I've actually heard that quite a bit.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Yeah, Starbucks, it happens constantly.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Everyone always gets my name, right, Oh yeah, there's never
gets a stay. Starbucks is from here, Oh Starbucks? Wow ship.
All right, so let's get into it. What's with the
perverted ass mermaid?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Whoa honestly, yeah, her legs are fucking spread.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What is that real? Dude?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I guess I never noticed it's real.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I always wondered why I was horny every time I
walked down with a Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
It was originally called narfus. Okay, we can't do that.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
He first points here, did not?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I guess does it deserve points? Everybody? Really?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I guess yes, easy first points to the pod narfucks.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So they wait, the Mermaid? What is the story behind?
Do we do we even know that? Or we're just
saying that the mermaid is very sexual? No?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
The woman with the hair, right, the woman with the
hair that's on.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
The Starbucks right, So if you're a woman with hair,
we know you're a fucking mermaid.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Okay, wait, Kyle, what are you the only thing the
Starbucks emblem?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Dude? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, isn't it a woman with hair?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
It's a woman, yes, and she's got a fucking tail
with like fins and ship.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yes, but she's also trying.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Maybe I'm not the one to take the lead on
this one.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Yeah, So it's a woman with hair holding her two tails.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Trying by the way, I think you don't need to
mention the hair, well, isn't it Like I feel like
the hair.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Isn't the main seller of who this person is.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That it's the fish pussy.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, yes, I feel like we leave with that, we
don't have to mention that she has hair.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
By the way, this guy, if anybody gets his email,
his passwords for everything is for sure, fish pussy.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Sometimes it's one s h, but it's always some form
of fish pusses two.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:36):
Sometimes the s is are dollar signs.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
But yeah, when you go to the bank and you
have to give them your past password and it's like, okay,
and what is your password fish fish pussy and is
there a numerical code sixty, it's pussy with two dollar signs.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
I feel like she's like that's pretty common. Yeah, she's
like fish pussy isn't working.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
And he's like, oh, yeah, the s's are dollar size.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
How did I forget that part? And that works?
Speaker 7 (07:13):
We're in, we are in, we are in, and you
have negative three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Holy fish pussy. I do feel like that's a good
thing to say when you're like mad or like you're
like Wow, just be like, holy fish pussy. Did you
guys see the New Indiana? They made him look young?
I was like, holy fish pussy, Harrison for it's a
young guy again. I feel like that works.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
It does, but it leads me to ask, do fish
actually have pussy blake?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Come on, Ben, Okay, is a dolphin fish or a dolphins?
Dolphin is a mammal? Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Because I know that people fuck dolphins.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No, dolphins try to fuck peeping on.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Hang on, you old this, I know this, it's science.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm nervous. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I can see he's got a nervous tick because you
grew up near the ocean your entire life.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, so what happened? You know?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
You could dolphins? They I think they're one of the
only fucked to dolphins. Don't knucket into that right now. Okay,
now might not be the time. No, I haven't. I
haven't Carl.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Put Carl back in jail. He's fucking sicko.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, beast.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I feel like if Carl has caught fucking dolphins, he
deserves some prisons.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, that's what up.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I got a big cock.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I don't know what am I gonna be.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
So that's like the first line of that song, he's
like he's talking about going to a thrift store, and
he's like.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
By the way, yes, I got a big cock.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
We were listening to it in the car the first
it's like I walk into the club, yo, what like,
what up?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I got a big cock?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Oh, so he's he's not saying he has a big cock.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
He's saying that the fashion with which he enters the
club is as if he had a big cock.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yes, okay, yes earlier.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
I thought you guys were saying he said he had
a big cock, and I was like, that's that's interesting.
I would love for other rappers to be like, yeah,
let's compare.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, see we're bare.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
It's like whip it out.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, let's see it. Yeah, young Jesus, Like, I'd love
to see it.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
I I would like more rappers to be truthful in
that way, like, yeah, you know my dick is like
it has big dick energy.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I carry myself as a man that has a large dick,
but I as sugar night right.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Pretty medium sized from my eyes, or even just like.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
To embrace like a different aspect where it's like yo,
like super Vaney over here.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
If he's just like like like yo, you is super
bumping with debates with it.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Speaking of I walk into the club, like what up,
I gotta cock?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I gotta like that would be that would be lyric.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
What I do?
Speaker 8 (10:14):
I walk into the club like I identify as male
right right, which is.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Already a lot like we know how guys enter clubs were.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Like the guys, hey, just do a quick stand up.
I'd love to see your fit right now.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Speaking of costs, you put him on plast I definitely
had to like pick sides with this thing. So our manager, Isaac.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
We were we were like, we were like, for sure,
it's the Halloween show. Halloween is right around the corner.
The whole audience is going to be dressed up.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, yeah, what happened.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Well, we we got like eleven people out there, and
thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
There's buzzballs up there, like actual buzz.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Yeah, we got eleven of you guys, and we really
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
That person is illuminating. I don't know what that is
other than looks like uh Jargeard Binks or something.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Are No, No, that's just for sure, like there's gonna
be three thousand people all decked out.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
We don't want to look like assholes.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Right, yeah, but I feel like an asshole overheating assholes.
Why don't I stand up again and just uh, holy shit?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Is it sweaty? Is it sweaty yet?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:34):
It looks I feel like it looks real good.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah. Honestly, guys, this isn't funny.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
That ass was fucking hot.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
No. I think I never even thought you were in
for best ass you guys. No, I feel like we
are settling it right here in Seattle. It's wonders you, guys.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I feel like if you're the Chucky doll that comes
to life in some chick's bedroom, she'll be like, hey,
I'm cool.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah right, Chuck meets yeah, stap that dick knife. That
would be a weird turn in the movie.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
If Chucky is like, hey, you fucking babysitter, bitch, I'm
gonna slit your throat and she's like you got veins
on that dick?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, you got a cock? And he's like, no, chicks,
what do you huh n you grandma, I'm trying to
fuck yeah yeah, And he's like, oh, this is awesome.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Well, what's really cool about your Chucky costume? Aside from
your asses?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Just bloody ow.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah, dude, it's banging right.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
What is that?
Speaker 8 (12:36):
You have the most fucking Karen haircut I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
It.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's so static. It feels like it's worst Trey, Toby
and Damien. It's so static. Uk, it's really dope.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
You look good.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
We're late. We gotta go, you know, we were supposed
to be there like yesterday. What's cool?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Is like growing up in Omaha, Nebraska? Yeah, okay, hell
yeah we're ut here. Who lettow Well, growing up in
the Midwest, every every mom in existent had that exact haircut.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yep. Yeah. Nice.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It was sad when uh, when, like girls that I
knew in high school did this happen to your high school?
Where like they got to be about thirty years old
and they just morphed into that real quick.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Right, Yeah, I feel like it's a meeting, like you
go to your mother and you go, I'm going to
join the mom cult.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yes, right, she's like she live laugh love wouldn't sign
in a blow dryer, Yeah, welcome to the club.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
She looks like a chicken in your kitchen, like a
ki chie.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It feels like there's no combe involved, there's just blow drying.
I mean this came out of the bag. Oh right,
it's it's.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Not your hair.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, Oka is the John and Kate plus eight. Like,
is she the one who made the like real whirlwind
with the bang's popular? Right, that's her.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I don't know if she made it popular, but she
was she rode that way.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Well, I'm saying, like it existed, but then she was
like the poster child, poster mom of it.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I think.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
So it's pretty sick the haircut.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
It's a choice, dude, what do you mean it? Like
but pretty sick?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Like like you're automatically fun. See that's why I not
only disagree.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Fine, you're automatically the one that you go if she's
in like your crew, you're the one to go like, hey,
go find out why the food is taking so long?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
No no, no no no, Like you have to be
the one to go up because you're just good at it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I don't know, man, I feel like good at it.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I feel like anybody who's got that haircut has like
a path that all the girlfriends know about.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Absolutely, you know what I'm saying that, Like they think
that this is masking it, but really it.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Just tells the tail. Yeah right, it's like the rail
the rat tail. That would be kind of hard.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I'm feeling it, Blake. Your eyebrows are looking good, dude.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
Oh I thought you were about to say they're melting.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
No, No, they're staying on. They're doing the hot, hot,
hot hot.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah, this is here you go.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I got that one, hot hot Hot.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
You know what you can play from Willy Wonka? What
did I didn't even know it was from Willy Wonka?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
What's from Wonka?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Macklemore until I saw a clip or maybe I watched
with my kids. Do I just have to do it?
What is it?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
You don't know what you're talking about?
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Yeah, lose?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh that was from like.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
There is Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka. It's at it's
at the very end when like Charlie comes in and
he's like and he was he fucked up and.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
He was in the tube and he messed everything up
and they have to clean it.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Yeah, and he's kind of like, I had a really
good time, Willie or whatever, and he's like, you did.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
A good time. Yeah, that was a trippy part, dude.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Very scary that he was.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
There's a lot of things about that movie that are
fucked up.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
But the worst part is that literally everybody in the
film is so ugly, and every one in that movie
is ugly as fun what's weird?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
As like they couldn't even find like a good looking Charlie.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Charlie goofy. I feel like the grandpa Grandma.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I feel like the excited grandpa was probably like a
handsome down Grandpa Joe.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Grandpa Joe was fucking Muttley, dude, and he was like Mudley,
What the fuck? What was that set up?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
They were like a leper colony, like in the middle
of the room.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
A ling.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
I also heard said, you said, you fucking moron.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
What do you think man? You are.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Drop like four old people all just with like their
legs touchy defeat and they're just in the center of
like the living room.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
The camp.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
They didn't even they didn't even put the bedroom. You
can't moved to the side.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Literally two seconds later they're like, Grandpa Joe, you can
go to factory.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
And it's like, all right, I'm out of here.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, that made you go like, Grandpa Joe's a fucking grifter.
He's faking everything. I don't trust him at all.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Well, that's the that's the movie. I want the Grandpa
Joe spin off where it's like, we.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Couldn't make the work of Hawks movies, so we're gonna
make the Rampa Joe spinoff.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, now that's what Paramount plus buys.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
It's just like, yeah, sure if you want to chant
ilspecially plus.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
One two three, fuck mouth plus.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
All right.
Speaker 10 (18:22):
I like your fucking disaster, my guy, Adam, you're the
sheriff brother looking good.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
There's a snake in my boots.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I have this, and I'm surprised you guys weren't screaming
from the rafters about how dope my new facial hair is.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
There they are screaming now, yeah, a streaming.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Losing your fucking minds up there in the balcony. Yeah,
look at them. They are loving it.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
But I'm sick my facial hair is uh that I.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Could It could be because from the balcony you cannot
see your.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Mustache or they can see part of it.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Well, it's weirdly it came in like blonde blonde, dude.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Does the carpet match your blonde mustache? Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, and the carpet means my pubes No, but very dark,
wildly dark in course.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
But no, I have this sig mustache now. And we
just went out to dinner Matt's in the market, which
is sick case.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Okay, we just went out to dinner there. We ran
into some fellow wizards.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Yeah, yeah, where's our matte?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Wizards did under.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
The light that we're sitting at the bar and under
the light they go, holy shit, And I'm like, what's that?
And they go, you have a Hitler mustache because just
right here is slightly dark darker, which I'm like, am
I the guy to bring it back?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I mean, you just have to call it a chaplain's thing.
I mean, Jordan Jordan tried. MJ tried in the hands commercials,
but he had it up top and bottom.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Everyone was like what is he doing?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
And I'm like, if anybody can bring it back, it's
the most famous person in the world, like rebranding.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Or you yeah, or like the eight hundred thousandth most
famous person in Yeah, and like the guy that people
in the airports go, Now, that's not him.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Right right, honey, looked, Oh he's not that fast.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Look honey, look look look, look, look you see look.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Wow. No, it's not him. Fuck it, no, it's not him.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Look look look look look, Oh my god, look who
that's Shawn Aston. He looks horrible for his age. My god,
and Shawn Asten's like fifty five years old.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
How old is Shawn Aston? I think I just said
it Seawan Aston's. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Hey, that's a number. I feel like he's a year
than that. I feel like my guess would be forty
six forty.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
He's fifty two.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah, that's cool. And did you look it up or
you're just screaming numbers? Apple Watch?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Okay, oh yeah, he's right.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Pretty close.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
So did that happen?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Like as soon as we said Sean Aston, all his
info went onto your watch Autumn?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Do we just have to say?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
When he held up his arm, I thought he was like,
my tattoos are all Shawn Aston.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, dude, this is the goony's arm. This is the
Encino man arm. This is my Stranger Thing season two calf.
This is my rudy back piece, my rudy back piece.
Actually here's my Lord of the Rings butthole ring.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, okay, okay, wait a minute, what was the thank you?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
The more we talk about it, that would be like
a sick if someone's going to get a tattoo of
just one act.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I mean he's fucking legendary dude.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, sure, yeah, if you had to get one of
just one actor. Yeah, it's just if you commit full.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
You know how people commit, Like we've had people that
have like our faces tattooed on them.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah, and they for sure regret it, but they're like, no,
it's cool.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, and you guys weren't able to make the movie.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
You're not gonna be able to They.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Got paramount plus across their fucking backside, like, p plus,
that's a good one. But then they're like, I call
my asshole paramount plus. So uh fuck paramount plus a
little bit of a walk.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
I like that I got there. That's pretty hot, dude.
If some dude said that to me, I'd be hyped.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I call my asshole paramount plus. And I don't know
if you heard the Workaholics movie got canceled, so I
knew Mantra is paramount.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
And this is just a guy that is at the bar.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
This is this is me, this is yeah, this is
this is me to Blake.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
So you're talking to Blake and you want him to
fuck your ass.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
This is you know, I wanted to paramount Adam. This
isn't a scenario. This is happening in real time. Help me.
He's trying to fuck me right now.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
That's so funny. They're like, dude, until it happens, and
you guys like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
What if it goes to when? When would it start
to get weird?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
The insertion point? Yeah, you would take it all the
way up into the insertion.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
What would happen is they get naked? A big pop
the audience. Oh yeah, the oh my god, what we
had imagined.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, neither of them shaved.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, different where you're and strange colors. Also very fun funny.
Dis I do love the idea that like we we
truly go for it.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
We're like, yeah, fuck it, and I just can't get
it up and I'm like, hang on in front of
thousands of people, like this never happens.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Hang on, And Blake's like, you're good. We were still
doing this. I might need another buzzball.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Hey, you guys, you guys with your friends, do U
long scenarios about how your French fuck each other?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Right, that's a normal, relatable thing.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I like I like this podcast because it is it's
fun to do, because you get to see, like what
the Workaholics writers room was, Yeah, which was, uh, you know,
just this, I'm gonna come this for for nine hours
and then one.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Hour of work.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, like a NERF football and dark guns. Yeah, lots
of that.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Lots of string cheese, you guys, string cheese, string cheese?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Is that on the men? I do?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I do?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
All right?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Yeah, of course that was a huge pop. I didn't
expect that, right.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Are we movetown snackers?
Speaker 5 (25:17):
People would what kind of string cheese?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Are we fucking with it?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I think the first of all, I did not see
it going this way that we're just gonna name snacks.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Dude, we're trying to get sponsors, you.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Know what I mean. I do still eat string cheese.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
I like it, but I also I think I graduated
to the little cheeses with the wax around it, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
You know what I'm talking about, Baby Bell, the circle cheeses.
I love those.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
I don't if I don't love those, dude, really with
string cheese in that way.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
My my thing is almond butter or you just go
ham on some almond butter. I eat so many Justice packets.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, Hey for me, dude, Tacos beat a pizza bro
for me, chips and salsa. Dude, there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
Crazy Blazer, you eat I like candy?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Oh what do you What is almond butter's purpose? Because
it's it's delicious? What I mean? Is it like peanut
butter but almond?
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Well?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, it's instead of peanuts.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
What do you mean? It's right in the title almond butter.
Well sure, but like, what do you mean.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Instead of the peanuts? It's an almond?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, but what do you mean? What's its purpose? Like
you asked that? Was that on the sandwich? You dip
stuff in it? Sorry, I'm sorry. I want to know
my friend better. Yeah, what the fuck, Kyle, I'm sorry.
I want to know what makes him fucking tick? The
purpose of almond butter, yees to eat it?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Like peanut butter, he has to eat It's to have
a delicious snack mid day.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
And do you dip it or spread it?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I'm not dipping, I'm not spreading. I'm just eating almond butter.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Like you're adult. Man, you're hitting the spoons. Huh are
you you hit the spoon?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
No?
Speaker 5 (27:01):
You dumb fuck of wind butter?
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Oh, adam, adam, you can't assume we all know you
have package that you're like, I don't spread it, I
don't eat it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I don't it's the little like packets.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Okay, hey, I take it back. I take it those
packets and take back from.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Cut the inside of your those packages us a different
critique of those packets.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Okay, Jesus, we get a spotlight on Kyle real quick
for this place.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Almond butter critique.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
The little Justin's the little Justin's on critique. Okay, there's
a lot of oil in it. No spotlight you no spotlight,
no spotlight, no spotlight there it is. Okay, great, Okay,
can we turn all this and then the.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Way I think it would work better?
Speaker 8 (27:42):
You can we turn off all the lights except for
the spotlight on Kyl Please?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Is that how you think it works?
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Wait, you can't just go diarrhea because we're turning.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The lights off. Yeah, he's peeing the light.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Knew the lights were coming down, so he was like, he's.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Like, perfect, Okay.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Well, you know when you open up almond butter out
of the fucking tub, there's oil on top of it, right,
and then you have to fucking thank you, you have
to fucking dig and mix and dig and mix and
dig and mix and dig and mix.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Right, yeah, okay, the.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
Same fucking shit is going on inside the packets, so
you can't just fucking rip it open on the corner
and then how's.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
The almond butter?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
You have to actually prepare for this bullshit. You have
to squeeze it all together. Yeah, mix it all together, mix.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
It all, squeeze it, need it, and then you can
rip it and if you're lucky, it's mixed properly, but
odds are it's not.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
And you're getting a mouthful of fucking oil.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Dude, so I hate that ship. What up? Oh why
don't you.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Cry about it?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Light's back out?
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Thank you so much?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Moment and that that was the almond butter Minute's that's
an almond butter critique.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Damn dude.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
That was actually really powerful.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yeah, thank you, wor worth every moment that, Kyle. Will
you tell everybody your your joke regarding your costume?
Speaker 8 (29:07):
Can we can we get the spotlight back and get
the lights down?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Please? It's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
I gotta put these, I gotta put this on.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I just wanted to do it before you forgot all right,
So okay, here listen listen, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Yo, So for a Halloween, I'm a blind Pokemon because
I can't peek at you.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yes, blind, follow me with that spot, follow me with
that spot, yes.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Spots, yes, yes, congratulations dude, that was.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Please. On the drive home tonight, everyone's gonna be calling
the loved ones being like, because you can't peek at
you when you fucking stood up? And I shouldn't be
driving right now?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
And U Yeah, I drank a six Lima Riita buzzballs,
so I shouldn't.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I shouldn't be driving right now.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah. Did the buzzball I threw make it to the
top deck?
Speaker 5 (30:13):
It's just a person with no teeth.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah he sure did.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Yeah didn't.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Good? Thank Hey, thank god, thank god it's a buzzball.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
So obviously Mackelmore is.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Better than Hendrix, the greatest artist to come out of Seattle.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
But who are some of the others?
Speaker 7 (30:36):
Blake, literally every great rock band from my favorite era,
the nineties?
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Dude, But.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Well, why do I feel like you're forgetting them because
you're not saying them.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
Because it's common knowledge.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Fucking Nirvana, Adam, Come on, dude, yeah Bert he said Nirvana.
Yeah you said you.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Are so dumb.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
It's neither here, Neirvana, Soundgarden.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam right, Alice in Chains, that's right.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Fuck.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
So, Kyle, when we met, you used to listen to
Alison Chains pretty hardcore and uh.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Like maybe think about suicide.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Yes, yes, you contemplate a lot of dark stuff when
you listen to Alice.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
He would edit like dark, like very film studentye stuff
of like a light that's.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Like going back and forth in front of it.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
So we were making.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
But we were making my comedy videos together. This is
when we were like, you know, twenty we were making
comedy videos and then we would check in with Kyle
to see what he's doing, right, and then you go
into his room and he's editing with stains on the
chair from all the jizz that he's That's true, that's true.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It wasn't staying from jizz. It WASI and lotion. Yea, yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Durs Hella called me out on that, and I remember
me it was literally just very it was your chair,
it was your chair, and then it was just right.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Here, no no, and by the way, you're not talking
about by the way, we'd.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
All be like, dude, that looks like dried up jiz
and lotion. Anyway, I'm gonna sit here and check my email.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Like I couldn't go get a new fucking chair.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
What am I gonna do? D It's very hard to
clean that. Also, the chair was like a swede, So
what are you supposed to do? Like the chair was
not sway and it was like a fucking office man.
It's like a text it could take.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
You had a texture on it that it did chitecture. Yeah,
you remember that habitexture and not a texture that I added.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It was gonna say, you might.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
Have beat it, beat it, beat it up, crystallized.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Come I would buy that.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
We were making these like silly videos and then we
check in with Kyle and it's just like him editing
a video of himself screaming at himself in the mirror.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
Down in a hole.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
Yeah it was, and I like wipe ship off the table. Actually,
my brother right there shot the shot.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah it's science and like he holds my hand through
the darkness and like slow motion running through the street.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Yeah, because it's really not. He had a slow mo
camera and we were testing it, so I fucking went dark.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
You're like, dude, you know what looked really cool on
the slow mo camera?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Me crying right o.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Their kids are doing like mentos and fucking diet coke,
and you're like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Pour my heart out. Dude? Did you guys make me laugh?
I also need to the other side be full.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah, you're wearing a Pikachu costume right now in front
of three thousand people.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Are you just gonna cry yourself to sleep tonight?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
To cry myself to sleep tonight?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah, yeah, the in and the Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
There will be some sort of serotonin up. There will
be some kind of I'm nervous again. There will be
some kind of serotonin depletion happening.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Yeah, Kyle, I'm sorry we made you talk for more
than fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It'll never happen again. I'm so sorry. That's on us.
That's on us.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
We're still wearing the costumes, I know, and this thing
is a freaking off.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Should we take them off?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
We can take them off. I would love to take
mine off because my ship is sweaty. You guys, all right,
here we go.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
You're gonna be wait a minute, cow, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
You're gonna be very disappointed when you see what's underneath
these costumes.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, there's really nothing, all right.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
So while they're getting undressed, what do you guys want
to talk about?
Speaker 5 (34:51):
God, dude, I wish we had on other costumes.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
How do our costumes? How did you do that? Does
anybody want to be pique at you? Anybody?
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
You're right here, go ahead, that's you. That's how you're
right there, Adam. I think mine's better quality. He wants
the way we'll see, we'll see. Yeah, I see you,
I see you. My heart goes out. Oh my god, here,
let me help you. What do you need the boots
I'm pulling? Hang on? What is it? His asshole? Says
(35:24):
paramount place? Will you want to zip me me? Oh?
They're doing they're fucking Oh boy, splinter?
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Oh boy, how's your back? You're back?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Okay, Kyle's gonna go off the stage?
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Can't.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I literally I don't know how you did that.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
You know, it would have been really cool if I
took this off.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
And there's this tiarrhea everywhere. Yeah, I gotta put it
back on. I have to put it back on. What
you want? This, this is what you want?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Here?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You go take this ship too? Oh my god? Oh ship. Yeah,
we're fucking here now. Yeah, good to me? Are you gonna?
Are you gonna? So the story as the story goes,
(36:22):
I'm too fat for this. It barely fits so I
couldn't wear clothes under it.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
No, I think I think this story isn't how fat
you are. I think the story is why didn't mine
fit me so perfectly? Because it was a child's medium?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, maybe that's the story.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
And the other story is should I keep the eyebrows?
Speaker 12 (36:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Dude, yo, check out my guy here with like no, no, no,
don't you touch that?
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Oh he's hurting me.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
This is like the person you're standing in line behind
at the water park and you're just like, oh God,
what the fuck? Just either take it off or unhand me.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Dude, do you go to water parks a lot? I
gotta get my ass to a water park.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Your kids and you would love to go to a
water park.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
That's my favorite part.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
My my wife and I are expecting a sons. Love
rules out fucking hitting the vape doing TikTok dances.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
It's gonna it's gonna suck. It's gonna be a hacky
sacking and share.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Your though you're you were saying you gave the baby
announcement because you want to go to water.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
That's what I'm most excited for parenthood is taking them
to all the cool ship that if you just show
up as an adult man at the water park, just
with your fucking inflatable tube just in line.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
And did a bomb of the cyclone if you want,
like pointers like when you wear speedo, you go so
much faster.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
What you faster? Like through the line. Everybody's like, just
go ahead, yeah right.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah, okay, oh you mean it, sure, all right?
Speaker 5 (38:09):
But I was like, go ahead, here, come here, Henry,
come here.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Just have a speedo on and this wig and you
go right to the that's the fast past they're jumping off.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah, at any amusement park. You go to Disneyland. Fucking yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Walt's grandkid is like, you know what, right this way,
you're vip.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I do like the idea of you know the one
where like you stand like this and the floor moves
and you just drop down.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Okay, is this a water slide or a ride of
the water slide? You stand on the thing like in
the little coffin and then they like and you go
to water?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Since nineteen ninety five, dude, you got a good year,
good year.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
But I want to do it. I want to do
it in this wig. So they're like I go and
like the wig stays their mid air.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
Yeah, and then like, wait, do you think that gravity
works like a looney to this cartoon where like your
hair goes.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, that's that's kind of what I just illustrated.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yeah, but I'm saying you actually believe that you are
so dumb.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yes, wait, name you just said nineteen ninety five, good year, goodyear?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yes, goodyear, Hey, good year.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
It was name three things you like about nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Oh shit, shit, he can't do it, got you, He
can't fucking do it.
Speaker 8 (39:25):
Dude. This is like name three songs from a band
you like, but it's literally a year.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
This is oh shit, just say this so far? Think
about ninety five.
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Was my first one?
Speaker 7 (39:37):
Okay it was NBA Live on Super Nintendo. Okay, okay,
NBA Live ninety five.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Okay, shit, he's got one, dude.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
He's got things the other days weirdly and don't check
your fucking Apple watch.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
Okay, dude. Ninety five is when Gusher's dropped.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, is that real? When what dropped? Don't check it
I believe anything.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
If anything, I don't think it's gushers, but shark bites
gusher sure, Uh, shark bites feels more like ninety one,
ninety two, I think so.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
I think probably the flavor of gushers dropped, like the
blue raz gushers probably dropped in ninety five.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Okay, now was was nineteen ninety five the first time
you saw and you don't need your help, but well.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Yeah, fucking ninety you're saying is ninety five the shark bites?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
First time I saw.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
A nude woman?
Speaker 8 (40:29):
A nude woman, you're assuming i've seen one?
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Well, you do have two children.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
You never have to see a naked woman to have
a baby. Oh really, you know I went about it
wrong then?
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oops?
Speaker 8 (40:44):
Yeah, ninety five the first time I saw a naked woman.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Doc Hollywood, not excluding my own mother.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, and also you can't that's like Also you were
like ten years old by then.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
So yeah, eleven.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Did you guys subscribe to, as you say, like National
Geographic Magazine?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Oh yeah, I remember sneaking into the library and getting
that National Geographic just to see some long Amazonian women.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, I mean, like, are they all that long?
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Those are long.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I think in ninety five there was like ers, there
was a rumor that there were hustlers of porno magas
behind the dumpster, and I remember thinking like, oh, I
want to check those out.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
But then they weren't there, so yeah, you get to
check them out.
Speaker 7 (41:29):
I know why they weren't there, Why I took the
magazine that was good in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Can you imagine being one of the other dumpsters and
being so jealous of the dumpster that had the porno bags.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
They're like, ohh I got fucking Chinese food over me.
This guy's pornos.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah, just nothing in there gobbling. The other one just
has children jerking off.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, I want to be the cum dumpster. Look at
all those kids. Wow. Yes, but wow, yes, he it's science.
I don't even I don't even want to talk.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
Now.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Hey, Isaac, I think we're gonna need some more beer.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Isaac. Where's Isaac? I think's he's coming.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Or not?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Where is Isaac with beer?
Speaker 4 (42:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
No, I'm pointing at you. Didn't you back there, Isaac?
We're good, Isaac. Do one laugh, Do one laugh, dude,
Come on, Isaac Horn.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
Everybody our managers from.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Here, come here, come here. Yeah, just walk around and
take this genius for the.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
People at home.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Isaac is dressed as a man on a toilet. Look
at his shoes are the same diarrhean. Hey, it says
party pooper on the back. Just you guys got that.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
That's good. That's good.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
So diarrhea and water parks those signs that you see
everywhere now, I feel like they didn't have those signs
when I was a kid, where it was like it
says like, if you've had diarrhea in the last week,
don't even fucking come to this water power.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
That wasn't even a factor when we were children.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
Yeah, was there less diarrhea. It was just the nobody.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
I think there was less diarrhea because like people are
eating like almond butter and ship now, yeah, the cause
of a butter kind of looks like that.
Speaker 8 (43:39):
No, it's kind of crazy because yeah that it says
like is it a week or is it like a month?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Is like I think it's within the last couple of days.
I don't think, yeah, what is it. It's I don't
know if it's a.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Month or either way, I'm like, goddamn, that seems like
a superpower. If you haven't had diarrhea in three days, right, Well,
you have diarrhea every day every three days.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Whoa, that's that's something you might as a friend.
Speaker 8 (44:05):
Well, that is that is a choice. That is something
I treat myself to. Oh okay, I did not know
that three days I do a self induced diarrhea?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
How do you do that? Because of alcoholism? Exactly?
Speaker 5 (44:22):
It's yeah, side effects.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
I'm gonna zip this this. I'm gonna zip this. You
guys talk, I'm gonna zip this cushion for the count
real quick?
Speaker 5 (44:30):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
You're just mcguibrain. Okay, I'll do a buzzball.
Speaker 11 (44:34):
I don't give a f Wow, you will, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh gosh, okay, we're gonna count one, two, three, four, five,
six seconds? Wow kind of a long time, you think.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Do you think you could beat six seconds with a buzzball? Yes?
You really?
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Six seconds?
Speaker 3 (44:59):
That was a very long time though. Okay, okay, I
mean I could chug a beer in like three second.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, but a beer is not a buzzball.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
We do know this.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, true. And you don't have to do this. You
don't have to do this. You can just stay like, yeah,
I went no, I'll die for my fans, dude.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I was in Australia once doing shows and motherfucker Dave
Grohl came to the show. It was Sick Saddle's very
own and in Australia they do this thing called a
shoey where you pour a beer into your shoe and
then chug it.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
And I got peer pressure by the crowd.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
They were like, do a fucking showy, mate, you know,
because Australians and I do a fucking chewy. They're all
hot as ship and right, dumb, They're the best. Dude, Dude,
Australians are so hot and so dumb.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Dude.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
I heard I heard a new thing that's like hot
in Australia right now. It's called doing a bubbler and
what to go, take a ship from a source. You uh,
you piss into your own mouth.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Shut the fuck. I swear to God. Shut the mate,
I swear to God.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
So the audience like, commission to do a shoey.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I do the shoey and then and then Dave girls
in the crowd, so I'm kind of like, hey, I'm
fucking cool, dude.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
It is showy.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
And then I go backstage and dead girls. I was like,
you don't have to do that, dude, right, don't let
them peer pressure you. And basically, yeah, basically it was
like you're a.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Bitch, right, And then he walked away and you were like,
there goes my hero. And I feel like I've used
that one before.
Speaker 8 (46:40):
Dave Girl, drummer of Nirvana Seattle, stand up, Nervanana.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
All right, I'm gonna let's see here we go second. Okay,
I'm counting.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I'm the car.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
We go.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Ready when you start all start counting.
Speaker 5 (46:57):
I like that you chose like the room temp maybe
warmer than room tap.
Speaker 8 (47:04):
So I like him self induced diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Baby, get ready, the cause of diarrhea. Here we go,
Here we go. Okay, he's okay, Yeah, I'm a count one,
cheering at the time, rang on the timer. I got
the time, right, I got the time, rang out the
time rat goodbye.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
So six seconds it it's a new record, dude.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Good job. Oh you're leaking, bro, you're leaking out your ass.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Dude, you there's a bunch of like ice down there
that was melting under your hot, hot cheeks.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
I was just joking.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
I was saying, that's also why I just joshed I'm
really good at chugging.
Speaker 5 (47:42):
It's also why I think I'd be really good at
sucking dick.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Right, Oh no, ga, wait wait, Adam always talked about this.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Shut up about this. I've never done it. Never never
say never, but I've never done it.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Also, what's weird is like the other day Adam was
just kind of hanging out and he goes, I just
feel like I'd be really good at sucking dick.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Apropos of nothing. Well, I probably had just chucked something.
It always reminds me that I could just open my throat.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I think you took like a deep breath.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Yeah, I was able to swallow that breath so easily.
Speaker 8 (48:18):
We were we were at the hotel pool and Adam's like, actually,
I think I'd be really good at sucking dick.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Well, you know how like nowadays you could just flop
genders back and forth.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
Sure, sure, Adam, I might give it a go.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah that's not Uh, that has nothing to do with
flopping genders. You can suck what gender you are, right,
This is more sexuality. You know.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Do you continue to love me?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
So? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (48:51):
That'll I know your dad and if you suck dick
as good as you think you can.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Well, the bummer would be do it and then the
guy's like that wasn't even good.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
Dude, right, a lot of teeth, I know. And you
swapped genders just to try this.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Once you're bad, do you want to be told you
were good? Or do you want to be told you're bad?
And you were like great, I knew it, thank you.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
If I'm gonna do it, I want to be the
best at it.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Oh yeah, uh, And that's the difference between us. You
could start at the penis. Wait. Speaking of slamming buzzballs.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Yesterday last night at a different show at the meet
and greet afterwards, a dude had a buzzball and he goes, Blake,
I'm gonna get down on a knee and I want
you to pour this buzzball into my mouth.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
And he just goes like this and we're like cool.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
This dude rages and then Blake just like poured it
directly into his eye, yeah, and all over his shirt.
And Blake had just complimented him about he.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
Was like cool shirt. And then it was a milk.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
It was a chocolate.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
He has a milk chocolate buzzball. Dude, so it looks
like he was the human cause of diarrhea, and.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Like it was. It was this far from his mouth.
It wasn't like from a balcony or like some other
cool shit.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
I feel like I saw Blake shake it around too,
like he was.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
Doing this the fu Yeah, he because it like was
first just chin to chest and then I saw him
kind of just go into the eye. Yeah, almost on purpose,
to the point where I'm like, what the fuck are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Well? The best part about that would have been if
that guy got up and fought Blake. Yeah, and then
we would have had a really cool story about Blake
and this guy m m A fought each other.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, twenty two year old man, ass you were his hero.
I feel that he was like not good like Blake.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
It's a very he's a very wiry, strong man, and
those guys are hard to fight a wrangle. I do
you think you could have fought and beat that that
young man? I think that kid was thirteen, He wasn't
he was very slight.
Speaker 5 (51:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
I think you would have had him.
Speaker 8 (51:10):
Yeah, but I was I was really trying to make
it in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Were you really what wait, excuse me, what what did
you just say.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
What did I say?
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Just say it again, dude. I was really trying to
make it in his mouth. Okay, I bet you were?
Were you you were? That was an honest attempt because
we all stood there. That was your two weird honest
I felt like I wanted to fight you.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
And then there was just a pool of bustball juice
all over where everyone, the extra eighty people that are
coming through the line have to like step in it,
and everyone's like, oh, my shoes, it's all sticky, and.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
We're like yeah, yeah, yeah, talk to your fucking boy,
talk to your guy.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
I'm blake. Fuck you, dude, I'm sorry. And it was
weird because what intervention?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Don't know what it is.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
We don't go on with you.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
What does it feel like to you? You should see
me try to piss in a toilet? I miss so bad?
Is that what you want from us? I just we
should see you pissing a toilet?
Speaker 5 (52:15):
Maybe I just have bad aim.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
Well, we've shared a house before, and I've been in
your bathroom and mad crusty.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Yeah, oh the dry pain, dude. That's such a fucking
like roommate thing. Like everywhere.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
I will say the one. The one nice thing about
having a wife who loves me is the one nice
thing is that you don't your bathrooms. There's no rats.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
Okay, yeah, that's it. Really Yeah, that's like the one
nice thing.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Hey, honey, donkey, good night. I love you and thanks
for the no rats.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Yeah, big thanks to dude. The workout hawks was rancid. Dude,
there were so many rats.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
Is rancid? From here?
Speaker 6 (53:06):
Just kidding, I mean, Adam, we shared a bathroom and
we we never we never cleaned the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Oh, there was a collection of our pubes. There was
just on the toilet seat.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
Yes, but quick question, Yeah, did you guys lift the
Did you guys at this time lift the toilet seat?
Speaker 5 (53:25):
Absolutely not, No, I do.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
I'm pretty good about that, and Kyle wasn't. I also
like to I'm a sit down pier and I'm not
afraid to admit it.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
Sure.
Speaker 9 (53:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Hey, when I'm when I'm paying, I like to take
a load off. And during that time, I like to
look at my BlackBerry Bold right the whole string.
Speaker 5 (53:49):
Between my legs and sit there and look and look
at the You know.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
I I do like that your dick is so out
of control that you have to suck it and pin
it down.
Speaker 5 (54:03):
What do you do my dick?
Speaker 2 (54:05):
I got my dick. It just goes. It just is there.
Speaker 8 (54:09):
Your dick knows where to go. You've trained your dragon?
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Well, what if you? I mean, you know, because I
do it. I fully have to like, wait, what.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
Do you have?
Speaker 2 (54:22):
This is how you have to sit down to pee.
You have to push it down. So here's what is this?
Speaker 5 (54:27):
Because you're dick, it's a little bit of an explorer.
Speaker 9 (54:31):
Think.
Speaker 3 (54:33):
Yeah, my dick's a little bit of an explorer. He
wants to like see what's going on?
Speaker 4 (54:37):
Is this because your thighs are so beefy and beauty
that like it can't get through?
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (54:43):
Hey, honestly, ladies, thank you?
Speaker 2 (54:47):
What up?
Speaker 5 (54:47):
I got a big cock?
Speaker 2 (54:48):
What up? I got a big thank you?
Speaker 5 (54:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Okay, okay, what up? I gotta be.
Speaker 12 (54:57):
Well I got Oh my god, dude, that's a guy.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah yeah Seattle Sea muscles dude.
Speaker 5 (55:17):
So I might work out with Arnold Swartzenniggers soon. I'm
excited about it.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
What are you really? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (55:22):
I posted the thing about uh when we were in
Columbus make a wish? Yeah, yeah, to make a wish photo.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
It's so cool, dude.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
He's a good guy and there's this giant Arnold statue
and uh he commented on my photo saying that I
look just like him, which is very nice of him.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
Well I think he just said looking good. But I
think he is like, you look like him.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
You look like him?
Speaker 5 (55:45):
Now? Yeah, you look like as a seventy five year
old man. Oh yeah, when he's melting.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not melting. I'm just old.
Speaker 5 (55:54):
I'm not melting. It's just a tuma.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
It's mister freeze.
Speaker 5 (56:00):
I'm i gonna go work out with him.
Speaker 4 (56:01):
It wouldn't be crazy if he did go to the
doctor and came home and had to be like, it
is a tumor and people are like, hilarious.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
No, I'm serious, it's a I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
I gotta go to the doctor yourself.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
I gotta go to do drop your back.
Speaker 5 (56:19):
No, honestly, everybody, chill, it's a tumor.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
They need to airlift me to uh different hospitals. So
I've got to get to the job. Yes, what the
hell are you? There's home as my favorite comedian. Should
we do some hot topics? Blaking?
Speaker 5 (56:41):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Sure, hot hot, hot, hot hot.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
So dude, Seattle homeowner is forced to live it didn't
say dude.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
I added that part.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
If the headline was like, dude, now, Seattle homeowner is
for to live in his van after his deadbeat tenant
listed his home for rent on Airbnb.
Speaker 6 (57:06):
Well, you can't just pull your ship off and go like, oh,
this is like renter's rights or something like that.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
Okay, I've had this idea for a show for so
long that whatever you could take it.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
It's called squatters rights.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
About this guy he like goes away for he has
like a family emergency and has to like leave his
house for a year.
Speaker 5 (57:29):
Or a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
Yeah, and then he comes home his mother had a tumor.
He goes away for a few years, and he comes
back and there's just like this whole family living in
his house, right, and he can't kick them out because
it's squatters rights, and he just has to.
Speaker 5 (57:45):
Live with this cool family, right.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
And like there's like the young daughter who's like so
sweet and nice, but like the parents.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
Are crazy yeah yeah yeah, and she's like there's no Santa,
and he's like, oh boy, like are you Santa?
Speaker 3 (57:56):
Meanwhile, their parents are just shooting Heroin up their dickles.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Yeah, but like in a funny way.
Speaker 5 (58:01):
Please, it's a light sitcom, but like there is Heroin.
Speaker 8 (58:07):
Please tell me you're Santa and take me back to
the North. Oh fuck, I gotta pretend I'm Santa.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
It's so weird show. Ever, I didn't say it was
a great idea. It's just my idea.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
It's a idea. I like it back from Honey, help
me find help me find my dickle, Honey, I've got
a big hole.
Speaker 8 (58:35):
Kyle, I like if I just drew the line there
and I'm like, Kyle.
Speaker 5 (58:41):
Stop, yeah, when I'm happy with most fun. We yet
to find the line with each other. We do have
to find the line.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
Yeah, we'll get there.
Speaker 5 (58:51):
I haven't found it yet. Yeah, Hey, we yet to
find the line.
Speaker 8 (58:55):
We're so crazy, We're so freaking crazy.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
We'll wear Halloween costumes.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
We will. Three of us will take it off about
halfway through, and well, one of us poured themselves into
it so.
Speaker 5 (59:09):
They can't.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
And one of us has committed to the eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (59:12):
Well, admit it, ladies and fellas that swing that way.
Theirs is like a pretty fucking sexy right now, is
an I is.
Speaker 12 (59:20):
I is.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
He's the last thank you, thank you God. Does anybody
know what that's from? Okay, one guy, we'll get right
you guys. Two guys, take off the wig. Fuck you
he's far.
Speaker 5 (59:38):
Let him do it like they're talking to you.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah, anyway to blake? Oh yeah, you got it, So dude,
check the ship out. A small New Zealand city has
been plagued by drivers blasting Celine Dion ballads at two am.
Speaker 5 (59:57):
For almost a year.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Dude, what so a town of about sixty thousand people,
there's a group of people that just drive around this
town terrorizing. This is domestic terrorism.
Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Wow, they just blast.
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
What's a Celine Dion song? Oh oh wait, wait wait,
I know my heart.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Will go on every nine in my dreams. I see you,
hi fee you love? He goes, what's a Selena? The word?
Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Well, I couldn't remember. I was like, I know it's
from Titanic, but I couldn't remember.
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Is there another one? There is?
Speaker 8 (01:00:35):
There's one that's actually really fucking good, but I can't
remember the name of it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
I just watched Titanic. I believe Titanic's pretty fucking good. Okay,
fucking oh my dreams.
Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
We didn't kiss, not day.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
We didn't kiss, dude, we we got kiss, it would
have been less gay.
Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
I just felt his hot breath and I was like,
thank god, we got toothbrushes and we brushed our tea.
Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Yeah, we think somebody invented toothbrushes, you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Kate Kate, one of our producers that produces the live show.
She she was like, we come back from dinner and
we're we're all backstage and she's like, so you guys
want toothbrushes and toothpaste.
Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I never oh really yeah, I was like, my breath
is okay? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
I thought she just straight up.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Was like I'm gonna get you toothbrushes and toothpaste, right uh?
Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
And hearing paper what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Yeah, they just sang it. Yeah they did.
Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
There's not another song though, there's not another one I
can try to Does she do come out of the door.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I don't know what you said, such a career loveless Nope, nope.
Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
I feel like everything she sings sounds like it's in
Phantoma the Opera.
Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Yeah right, oh yeah, she's very dramatic. Yeah, no, dude,
this thing, this thing is part of the Because You
Loved Me? Oh yeah, what is that one?
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
So this thing is part of what they call siren battles,
and it's a trend that's been going strong in New
Zealand for the last couple of years, which appears to
be popular among indigenous people at the Pacific Islands. This
is rival cruise competing to blast the most powerful and
clear sounds from loudspeakers attached to cars to win the
title of the Siren King.
Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
That's funny. That's cool, dude. We got to start that here.
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
So it's like a Blues Brothers kind of like blasted.
Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
So you imagine you're Kyle, You're an old woman. Huh.
Imagine you're an old woman.
Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Okay, and trying to go to sleep and you just
had your night night tea. You're putting your retainers in. Yeah,
and then all of a sudden, let me gobble.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah whoa Okay, wait, you're going to sleep just about
midnight snack. That's that is not the scenario. Just be
an old woman who's not sucking.
Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
Dick, sucking dick.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Why were you sucking? And I'm sucking so much dick?
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
No, this isn't an old prostitute. This is just a.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
All old women who sucked digger prostitutes grandma.
Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
Yeah, this is I'm sucking my husband's dick of fifty years.
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah, that's cool. That's that's the dream.
Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I guess it's kind of us my what I was
going to say, because this woman sounds cool and she
would love to hear Celine Tea on bols.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
The rest of the scenario, Well, then they don't.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Then it's a siren battle and they come through with
every night, and and then she's like, let me gobble.
Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's perfect. It's actually a perfect scenario.
Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
So it's been going on every night since last November. Dude, dude,
that's insane.
Speaker 8 (01:04:10):
Yeah, that's a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
New Zealand dudes.
Speaker 8 (01:04:14):
Yeah, they drink their own pea.
Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Bro, that's insane. They what the bubbler, No they don't.
That's Australia.
Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
And then's Australia. You said it's Australia.
Speaker 8 (01:04:22):
Those are different started in New Zealand, Oh did it?
Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Yeah, all right, hit me with the sound those fucking
weird ass kiwis.
Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Dude, you're so well, I'm so well.
Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Read, so Kim Kardashian skims.
Speaker 8 (01:04:35):
Oh yeah, that's what DRS is wearing tonight. Yeah, hey,
Kim k get at me, send me all you got
the chucky skims.
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
No, I think my wife rocks some skims, dude. And
I kind of was like, oh, you're wearing Kardashian ship.
But then they're like pretty dope.
Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Okay, I don't really understand. They're just like comfy bras,
but they're they're also like.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
It's it's it's like it's like spinx sank everything. There's
bras too.
Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
That's uh, hey, it's my wife owns them, so shut up,
Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
It's it's it's naughty clothing for women.
Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
So Kims just launching a bra with built in nipples, Yes,
with built in nipples, dude. And at first I was like,
oh that's I mean, god, Kim Kardashian, she's the worst.
Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
And then I saw these bras. I was like, I'm
kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Right, No I don't. I don't think I can get
behind this.
Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
I can't because I want skims that have built in
big cocks.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Yeah I.
Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Got a big Oh yeah, just get some cod pieces.
Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Yeah. It's just like but like really graphic, really baney.
Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Should be you should just launch a bunch of cod pieces.
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I mean, what are we doing.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
What is Tommy John's underwear or Tommy John's. Yeah, I
was gonna say, what is Kevin Hart's underwear? It's Tommy
Johns Jnvin Harts. Yeah, he's like one of the owners
of it, I.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Think, But Tommy John's has been one for a while, right,
So it is Kevin Hart. Wow, Hey, learn something new
every day?
Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
Yeah, you really do?
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
This is so cool, guys, this is so cool. Yeah, exactly,
So it's important.
Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Oh you want me to hit it. So, this is
what Kim Kardashian says.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
The Earth's temperature is getting I'm gonna do a Kim
Kardashian impression. The Earth's temperature is getting hotter and hotter.
The sea levels are This is the commercial for this
launch of this built in nipple bra. The sea levels
are rising, the ice sheets are shrinking. And I'm not
a scientist, but I do believe everyone can use their
(01:06:54):
skill set to do their part. That's why I'm introducing
a brand.
Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
This is real.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
This is why I'm introducing a brand new bra with
a built in nipple. So no matter how hot it is,
you'll always look cold.
Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
What the fuck you? Kind of you kind of diffucking.
Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
Sould dude, you veered out of the impression.
Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
But do they make like nipple piercing versions where you
got like the little double trouble thing borrow, yeah, or
like the extra big thick dog.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
I'm sure you could just put a nipple ring in
the bra if you wanted to, But that's not what
we're talking about. I'm just saying, if you.
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Want to, you want to, like the kinky version where
there's like a chain that's connecting.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
You could do anything. You could put a fucking raccoon
tail coming out there Thursday night. Wait, like Arts and
Crafts bra raccoon tail. I'll be right. I think can
we get Q and A's buddy? Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Hot?
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Hot? Hot?
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Is? Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Hit me with it?
Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Oh yeah, what do you want?
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Bud?
Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
So evidently the first ever Florida Man Games to feature
evading as obstacle course nice.
Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Still my favorite.
Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
My favorite visual is Isaac standing backstage just waiting.
Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Because you can't sit in that thing. This guy's been
standing back there for an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Give it up for Isaac.
Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Yeah, he's doing his thing.
Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
He's doing his thing, So we do a bunch of
Q and a's. You just have some hot hot cues,
hot hot, sweet, sweet as nice sweet zam Breano Okay
it's real name, uh, Alexi Zambrano. If you weren't doing
(01:08:40):
this actors slash podcasters.
Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
What would you like to be doing with your life?
Speaker 8 (01:08:45):
Blad me first, Damn, I have no time to think.
I could go what would I like?
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Kyle go? Well, we saw the guy on the way here.
Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
He was skateboarding with his dog.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Remember that.
Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
I see you being a drifter.
Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
I think I've been thinking about that for like an
hour or two, and I would definitely be just skateboarding with.
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
My dog right in the line.
Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
I see that for you, Yeah, I could see you
being like, hey man, it's been hard the last few years.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
It has.
Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Yeah, yeah, you got a buck, Yeah, you got a
few bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
I think.
Speaker 9 (01:09:20):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
For me, I think I would be like a very
very hard haired real estate agent. Oh okay, in real estate, yeah,
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Very And then I'd try to get on like selling
the OC okay yeah, and always be just in like
feisty little TIFFs with my co workers and they're all
fucking each other, so it'd be a fun show to
be one.
Speaker 8 (01:09:47):
So so if you weren't an actor, you'd still be
on TV.
Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
I was like, I'm a whore for this hot hot tub.
He'd be like, he's like, I'd be on the thing
more people are watching.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah, I would be more famous.
Speaker 7 (01:10:02):
Yeah, if I wasn't the way more famous, dude, sirs,
what would you do, bud, instead of being an actor
slash podcaster?
Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Yeah, I guess I would just be an actor without
the slash podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
You can't do that's you can't do that?
Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Oh yeah, it's I didn't know you were in charge
of America. Fucking Joe Biden over there.
Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Yeah, call me Joey Bids.
Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
I kind of have Joe Biden eyebrows right now.
Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
Now.
Speaker 8 (01:10:36):
I know how he feels. It's hella distracting.
Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Yeah, that's why he's always so sleepy. It's weighing your
eyes down, like your.
Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
Your eyebrows are literally like melting over your eyes.
Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
What's teleprompter say? I think I could movement, dude, and
uh god, bless America. Sure, come on, let's go get
some donuts.
Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
We're America, man.
Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Man, I don't know what I would be. I guess
i'd be like a lifeguard. Hell yeah, good answer.
Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Yeah, that's good at a beach, California, just doing the
whistle back and forth.
Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Yeah, and what's cool about being a lifeguard who's in
his forties now right, it's like off putting because everyone
is sixteen years old, super tan.
Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Yes, but I don't know if you know this, but
the fucking lifeguards in La make like two d and
fifty a year. Yeah, we're just like spinning that fucking
thing on their palm at the.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
And then they definitely just little because people die every year,
so they're not doing that great a job.
Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
Well, a lifeguard at a pool is way harder than
a lifeguard at the beach.
Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Yeah, the beach. You have to know, you're that's the dumbest.
Speaker 9 (01:11:51):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I'm with Blake on this, whoa whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Now I'm with Blake.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
You haven't even been to a water park recently. A
life guard at a pool seems like it's so fun easy.
It's the easiest. Fuck. Yeah, exactly, Yes, you can get
to any part of it. Yes, yeah, So a lifeguard
at a beach is harder.
Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
That's that's what he says.
Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
That's what I said. That's what he said. You said
the opposite. Did I say the opposite? No, you said
being a lifeguard at a pool is way harder.
Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Obviously the guard at the beach harder. But why did
you hear that?
Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
That's uproar. I heard the other thing. That wasn't what
you said.
Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
You heard what I meant.
Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
And that's why we're best friends. And I'm gonna kiss
you now, are you?
Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Oh boy? He did? Thanks brother, Sorry bitch.
Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
In the last part of the pond, it just turns
into Jerry Springer's.
Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
I'm gonna fuck him tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
I'm kissing him, Fuck you, bitch.
Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
I would work out a bowling alley finally, you say
bowling alley, Yes, yes, what department?
Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
I see that for you, just behind the owner.
Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
And then you work the nacho cheese machine. That's your special.
Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
Spray the shoes. I spray the shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
But when you let's keep it real, when you work
on a bowling out, you got to do everything.
Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
I'll do it all.
Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I know you'd be great. And you know what they
call him. They call him wig Lebowski.
Speaker 8 (01:13:14):
Okay, okay, I'll get that point, can I kiss you?
Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Just kidding kiss? I want to see you, so I
want to watch. Next question, Next question.
Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Yeah, next question, So Kyler kyler Field, Kyler Tyler, I
love the same Kai guy, kyler Field, goes deer Adam,
and I love.
Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
The sincerity and thank you for making this like an
old timey.
Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Let dearest that you're right with a quill from the stage, coach, Dearest, Adam,
can you start calling Chloe's baby bump baby bumper?
Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
Yes, you know what, Kyler, I will and she'll hate it. Great,
Potzi goes, who has the deepest belly button?
Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Mine?
Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
What mine is doing right now is just surrounded by fat.
It's similar to Kyle's.
Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
But there's no doubt in my mind Kyle's Kyle's.
Speaker 8 (01:14:27):
Oh yeah, no, Kyle's is an abyss.
Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
When when I was a kid, dude, I used to
put me in my neighbor would.
Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Like, you're adult, adult neighbor, go ahead, No, no, this
was yeah, whatever, it doesn't matter, but we used to.
It does matter. It's pretty, it's pretty relevant.
Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
It doesn't matter anyways.
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
We used to put like Teddy Grahams in our belly place.
Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
Where Kyle hey, wait, can we get the spotlight.
Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
One more time? That's why we used to put Teddy Grahams.
You remember Teddy Graham Wait, just wait, just wait, inn
and then kill. Let me know when to go, Tell
me when to go? Yeah, tell you when to go.
Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
You'll know because the lights alady.
Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
Yeah, uh huh, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Me and my neighbor Sean.
Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
Would get a box of Teddy Grahams and we thought
this was the funniest ship. We'd put Teddy Grahams in
our belly button and chew them and pretend like it
was a fucking mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Okay, man, spot house, you can.
Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
Bring the lights back.
Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Yeah, boots are huge.
Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
Also, probably like fruit snacks and stuff too, I think, yeah,
so for.
Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Sure, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
To answer your question, yeah, Sarah b goes poor Blake
from a fellow curly gurly I identify as male. But yes,
from a yeah shut up from a fellow curly curly.
How do you get your curls will.
Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Get so noise? Do you have a routine or do
you wake up like that? Use sexy bitch? What the
hell does it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Say that last part?
Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
I added that last part.
Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Well, first off, I think my curls look the opposite
of moist. They it looks like it's about to be
a brush fire.
Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Yeah, yeah, it looks like the burning bush, but.
Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
Really it's uh. I use shampoo and I have a
jeep that doesn't have a top, so it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Actually, when you get up close to Blake's hair, it's
very brittle looking, you right, It's very unbalanced.
Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Yeah, a mess.
Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
Yeah, I've never got a haircut, and uh.
Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Yeah, what's the maintenance on that? Do you even get
like the ends clipped or like what? Do you just
like take care of your body in any way?
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Or you have to cut off the split ends? I'm
sure you have curious do you.
Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
I literally don't do anything because I'm a fucking rocker.
I'm grunge like Seattle.
Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
What up? Wow?
Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
All right, looks good. Okay, you see how much it's
coming in so much air?
Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
You think Laane Staley fucking cut his dead ends or whatever?
Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
No, man, what his split ends, whatever they're called. I
don't even give a fuck, dude, it's just fucking hair, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Yeah that being said, panting pro vy. Okay, so then
cut it all off. It's just it's just right now,
give me some buzzers can do it bring the buzzers out.
Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Whoa, but dear god, I wish we had buzzers. So
my boy, shirm dog, what's up? Shirm dog? He says,
best nineties sports movie. Go, that's easy. Angels, Angels in
the outfield. No, no, no, no, I take it back.
(01:17:51):
I take it back, sand Lot, Sandlot.
Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
Oh, I know no fuck Mighty Ducks is up there.
Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yah, damn.
Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
There's so many, so many good movies. I mean, we
we all love cool Runnings, we all love good call.
Oh it's got John Candy and the Hot Black Jesus
from the like of Prayer music video.
Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
Okay, deep cut, I remember that dude.
Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I think he had one name. Fuck.
Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
His name was Fu.
Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Yeah it was Jeff. His headshot was just Fu. You've
got the part.
Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
So Allison and Darren want to know what would be
your last meal?
Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Go?
Speaker 8 (01:18:43):
It would be my mother's turkey pot pie.
Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Is that what you call?
Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Everybody? Say?
Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
Thanks, guys, I really love it.
Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
I can't I can't even think of anything. I'm just
thinking about cheese pizza. For whatever reason, that doesn't seem.
Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Like the last meal thing, But I kind of feel
like that might be it. I don't know. You're like, dude,
I don't know, for some reason, I'm thinking of a food,
but she's pizza.
Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Feels like the worst answer, but it's the dude, it's
super satisfying.
Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
I'm gonna I'm gonna satisfying tree is it? It was
a confusing thought.
Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Is it from Pizza Hut or Dominoes? And it's delivered
and you have a blockbuster VHS tape that you're ready
to pop in with your homies and you're gonna watch
Goonies in the years nineteen ninety one?
Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Is all?
Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
That sounds great? And then immediately afterwards you're gonna be murdered.
Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
She's people followed by pancakes followed.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
By a burrito.
Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
I feel like it's the one thing I would try
and be like pretty cool to like the chef so
that like by the time it was time to murder me, Yeah,
then I'd be like, hook me up and I would
I get Chicago Stown pizza with spinach and underneath that
idea have a giro oh ship.
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
He'd be like, he'd be like see, because I was
gonna say kind of the same thing, but like I'm
really cool with the chef and he were like homies.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yeah, and so then like he's a good dude too,
He like he's a good day.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
He baked, he baked into my chicken pop pie, a
key to my handcuffs and a handgun.
Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Ooh, so if anything I get to go out, guns
are blaze. Dang, that's actually a sick movie. The Last
Meal story at.
Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Bay, then you just get murdered without the last meal.
Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
No, I would eat the chicken pot pie and then
I'd have a hand.
Speaker 6 (01:20:40):
Well what are you doing with the gun if you
eat all the chicken potting that too, He's really.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Are you going to run? Like you're eating an entire
chicken pot pie? You think you're gonna be able to run?
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
Yeah, And I'm just saying if you some holes in
the in the plan, if you eat it, you're gonna
see the gun.
Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
So Alison and Darren say at the end, he also
Blake has a flat ass.
Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
He's a flat ass er. Wow, he's a flat as asser,
says it right there.
Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
So a lot of people say he had the nicest
ass on the pod, but I don't know. I would
say one. I always got to vote for myself because
my ass is fucking dope.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Dude, but so fat.
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Dursey's ass in those chucky pants. It was something.
Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Grass I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
As so imagined.
Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Sergo for Kyle, we went to your fade up, fade
out Bye Bye shows in La Whoa, Yeah, when is
new music coming?
Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
And when are you bringing this show to Seattle? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Oh well, the fade up fade out Bye Bye is
a band that.
Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
I'm in, and we're actually gonna fade out period right now.
Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
We're not sure if we're gonna We're almost fully fake.
Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
We're not sure if we're gonna bye bye or fade
back up. It's been a couple of years, so I
couldn't answer that.
Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Yes, how would you describe your sound? Random?
Speaker 9 (01:22:07):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Okay, wanna be Zappa?
Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
If you would have said wanna be Macklemore, I would
have been at the show, right, I'd.
Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
Pop those tags.
Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
So, Monica, if you could see any grandma naked, who
would it be?
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Any grandma naked in the world? Grandma?
Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
I mean the christ answer is Laura Bush. There's really
young Grandma's out there.
Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Laura Bush, the human cat, Laura Bush like George Bush's wife. Yeah,
She's a human.
Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Cat, right, Laura Bush?
Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
What what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
I got a feeling that there's like kind tight. I
feel like it's less than tight. I feel like there
might be like a younger, hotter grandma out I know.
Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
But I'm not looking for young and hot because you
can get that via what.
Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
I think he wants.
Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
Dude, I come on, dude, I don't know where you.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Have to young and tight all the time. But do
you when you get to see a president's wife.
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Shake it? Yeah? Who's your grandma?
Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
And yeah, I feel like I'm picking Laura Bush over
Hillary just for this, just for this.
Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Because you don't know what she's got underneath those doctor
evil outfits she wears.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Like who styled her.
Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
They were like, we're gonna make you look like you're
from outer space and I think you'll connect.
Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
To the Earth.
Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
It was the costume designer from Star Trek Next Generation
for sure, and they're.
Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
Like, we've got you. We know exactly what you should wear. Hillary?
Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
So what?
Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Who? What?
Speaker 8 (01:23:46):
Grandma?
Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
I want to see him all dude, I love naked.
Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Grandma's Okay, all right, I'm not an answer. DRTs the
probably like a stelle Getty.
Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
This is the thing about durs he's so old that
he's gonna mention someone no one knows.
Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Oh, you guys have never seen stop her. My mom
will shoot I have I haven't. It turns out they haven't.
Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Still getting And also I would say eighty five percent of.
Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
The crowd or room McLanahan, if I could get the
whole Golden Girl's cast but naked, okay, yes, if I
could run train on the Golden Girl.
Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
We're not running trained.
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
It's not the question.
Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
What like I guarantee you if you start and you
end up at be Arthur, she flips you around.
Speaker 8 (01:24:39):
Dude with it with these eyebrows, she's trowing a fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
So, Kyle, I refuse to answer the question.
Speaker 11 (01:24:46):
Thank you for fucking my friend, because naked grandma is
a sacred thing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Yes, grandma is not what you don't.
Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Want to see a naked grandma.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
So I'm not going to answer that.
Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
I would fuck the gram off from the shining.
Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
It's not about yeah she was tight. Yeah that was
just about so you just you want to witness, witness
the event. You're not fucking these women. These women are
respectable women. It's a president's wife.
Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
I feel like like next question.
Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
I feel like the grandma from Family Matters had something
number sleeve. Oh Harriet, guys, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (01:25:32):
My eyebrows. They're starting to like it's really bad, take.
Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Them off, So do bait Kyle do an Australian accent
and say butt chug.
Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
Uh got some Australians in the.
Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Crowd the uh did I butt chug my butt cheg?
Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
Yeah, it's called bait butt chug butt cheg. They get
cheg get the.
Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Best one you meet, like you Australian girl and then
they talk to you and you're like, you're hilarious, You're
so funny, dude. But child, but chug but child, I
think it's like the prettiest person I've ever seen in
your life.
Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
And child, I think it's bat child. I do too.
Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
I think it's like, oh no, a bot child by
because they say like watch me bubble, I'm going When
they say down, they say like dime.
Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
So the kids wants to know who has the biggest
dick out of all of you.
Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
That's crash. How dare you I got? We get this question.
We get this question almost always.
Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Yeah, and the answer is durs me Blake Kyle yea.
It's a disgusting question. Embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
The one time we all docked, yeah, four way, Doc,
it was like, this is cool. They all kind of
fit together in a cool weird ways they were. Yeah.
I don't know about biggest, but many for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
So Robert Protesta wants to know who is the dry
guy in the group, meaning who doesn't use lube when
jerking off?
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Not anymore?
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Seems what you got what you lob off?
Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
You know what happened is I just got tired of
having to have another thing that I needed to do
the thing, so I would I guess it's like an
efficiency thing.
Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Efficiency for sure.
Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
Yeah, all right, well everyone that clapped, you're all are psychos.
Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
No, it's chill, it's chills. You rub your dick raw, No,
because we don't need we don't need something else to
get the job done.
Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Okay, but you know, spit is technically a lub cross.
Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Also, you know that you're saying we don't the job
to get done, like is fucking and like God lubricates
what you're fucking well, but that's also you know, and
we're in a we're in a megachurch tonight, right.
Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
I think this is about this is this is when
jerking off.
Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
This isn't fucking this is you, of course, But he's
saying like, you don't need to lubricate it to get
the job done. And I'm saying that when Adam and
Eve were creating, God said the snake lub.
Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
It up, and the snake was like, no doubt.
Speaker 6 (01:28:28):
Yeah, yeah, Well, if my hand had a lube, that
naturally came down of it came down.
Speaker 7 (01:28:35):
So you're saying that in with human evolution, you think
that the the male hand should produce some kind of
lubri can't win, you would think.
Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
So it's bullshit that it hasn't yet in the future,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Like tadpoles like crawled out of the sea and became
turtles or whatever the fuck happened.
Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Like we should have a little secretion. Yeah, I use
it when I can and then when I can't. You know,
always a half half okay, okay, all right, it's always
nice fifty. It's also like wash. It's like washing a car,
you know, just give it a wax, you know what
I mean. I don't understand, but I well, you don't
(01:29:15):
wash your hair. What is that It's like washing your car?
Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Give it.
Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
We're just taking care like the skin wax would be
way too sticky. I'm not saying I literally use wax.
I'm saying it's like waxing a car, whether.
Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
You're just taking care of it. Sure, yeah, sure you
would say that's.
Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
What it's so, Spectra Dick is what we're saying.
Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
I'm just taking honey, don't come in here. I'm just waxing.
I'm just taking care of the skin of my fuck.
Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
Okay, okay, So are there any epic giveaways? Any uh
take backs? Apologues?
Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
I feel like I got some epic giveaways.
Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
I'm gonna give these motherfucking.
Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
Eyebrowser oh man, Yeah those are not epic at all.
Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
Yeah, that wasn't which Oh any take backs, any apologies
anything like that, Candy critiques, dead ringers, you know thoughts.
Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
I would like to, if anything, thank you to Blake
for putting the spotlight on Kyle so often, because guys,
this doesn't happen that often that Kyle gets the spotlight.
Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
It doesn't and he is my favorite actor of all time.
Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
So it's Kyle ed Harris.
Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Oh and real quick, I wanted to say thank you
to Angela Powell for coming out. She was just she
just found out she has stage four colon cancer. And
then she said, y'all really gave me my flowers. Oh boy,
okay to us, which is hilarious. Thank you, Angela. You're
you're very, very funny, and we wanted to say thank
(01:30:53):
you for coming out.
Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Yeah, I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
If you don't have vi P afterwards, coming to the
front of the stage, our manager will take care of
you and we'll give you T shirts and all kinds
of cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
So, yeah's wearing the toilet car.
Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
And now that we've said that, I don't want to
see some fucking bros like, yo, I got colon canes,
are two dogs?
Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Check it out around plus right, none of that. How
sweaty is my ass? Now I got no take backs.
You guys were fucking awesome. Yeah you guys, right, you
guys beautiful. I told you they'd be awesome. He was like, yeah,
I was on the fence. But see, thank you guys so.
Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Much for coming out. Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Throw some shirts.
Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
Oh yeah, throw some freaking shirts, dude.
Speaker 9 (01:31:43):
Hell yeah, Lie, we'll do it live.
Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
We'll do it live. Do it lived that it's important.
I'm gonna come. Thank you so much. Seattle we had
a blast. Thank you so much for coming up you
guys sity. We really love you guys. Thanks sprawled the support.
Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
This was another episode.
Speaker 8 (01:32:15):
Huh Itz.
Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Report.
Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Thank you so much.
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially
integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Today we talk about my.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Dick's a little bit of an explorer. He wants to, like,
see what's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm too fat for this and it barely fits.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I couldn't wear clothes under it.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It would you would take it all the way up
into the insertion. I was really trying to make it
in his mouth. Here we go, start your engines.
Speaker 5 (00:34):
M m m m m m ming ming ming ming
ming ming ming ming ming ming ming ming.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Seattle, Thank you guys, Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
All right, Hey Willie Wonka in the Buzzball Factory, you
know he.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Early Seattle or s Town? Do a lot of people
call it s Town? Maybe tonight, maybe we started here tonight,
start something new, something different.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
That's fucking fu wago And what's suns about that? Right
there is? I wish Kevin Feedderline was from Seattle. That
would only make it.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Well, he's kind of a citizen of the world. You know,
we can all we can all claim him.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, I feel that's you know, yeah, he's all of ours.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Well is and who is more talented? Macklemore or Kevin Federline.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I think it's a tie. I think it's a shock.
What up? I got a big ca now this this
now do you guys?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You guys claim Mackelmore right, yeah, sort of in his
because to me, he's the greatest musical artist that ever
come out of Seattle.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yeah, it's just it's just what you guys agree.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
It sounds like they agree.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Well, I mean, who else is there?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Dude? Yeah? Who else?
Speaker 5 (02:33):
It goes Macklemore and then.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Mix a Lot, Mix a lot. There we go. That's
a close number. I thing, that's it. Whoa, I didn't
know that.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
And then I've never heard of any other band. That's it. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Yeah, that's kind of the that's the drop of of
our musical knowledge. Yeah, I'm sure they're not shocked by that.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yeah, it's definitely.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
It starts with malt More then to mix a Lot
and then.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Right so, like before, Macklemore was Seattle like a small,
charming fishing community, and then you guys started popping tags
next thing, you know.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
And then town and then uh yeah, and then Macklemore
goes into a thrift shop.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Some tags and.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
The rest is history and the rest is history.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
And look, we know what we're talking about.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
We just went on Wikipedia back there, yep, so we
know we know what's.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Going on here.
Speaker 8 (03:34):
And we haven't even begun to kiss upon Ryan Lewis.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Well, right, number two, And do you want to explain
a little bit more about who that would be?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, plain exactly who Ryan Lewis is for the fucking
idiots out there aren't fully up up to date on
exactly who Ryan Lewis is because I know who he is.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Well, what I know about him is his first and
last name. Yeah a lot, dude, two first names, two first.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Names, which I immediately I don't like. Right, it's a
little confused, and.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Is a name that you've never really heard of, and
just make it one name.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Macklemore baby, and so people say Macklemore.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
People also say mac Themore.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yeah, but this is this is That's why some people
call me Ad dumb.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Some people call me Kyle.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
They do. I've actually heard that quite a bit.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Yeah, Starbucks, it happens constantly.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Everyone always gets my name, right, Oh yeah, there's never
gets a stay. Starbucks is from here, Oh Starbucks? Wow ship.
All right, so let's get into it. What's with the
perverted ass mermaid?
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Whoa honestly, yeah, her legs are fucking spread.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
What is that real? Dude?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I guess I never noticed it's real.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I always wondered why I was horny every time I
walked down with a Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
It was originally called narfus. Okay, we can't do that.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
He first points here, did not?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
I guess does it deserve points? Everybody? Really?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I guess yes, easy first points to the pod narfucks.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So they wait, the Mermaid? What is the story behind?
Do we do we even know that? Or we're just
saying that the mermaid is very sexual? No?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
The woman with the hair, right, the woman with the
hair that's on.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
The Starbucks right, So if you're a woman with hair,
we know you're a fucking mermaid.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Okay, wait, Kyle, what are you the only thing the
Starbucks emblem?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Dude? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, isn't it a woman with hair?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
It's a woman, yes, and she's got a fucking tail
with like fins and ship.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yes, but she's also trying.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Maybe I'm not the one to take the lead on
this one.
Speaker 8 (05:58):
Yeah, So it's a woman with hair holding her two tails.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Trying by the way, I think you don't need to
mention the hair, well, isn't it Like I feel like
the hair.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Isn't the main seller of who this person is.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That it's the fish pussy.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah, yes, I feel like we leave with that, we
don't have to mention that she has hair.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
By the way, this guy, if anybody gets his email,
his passwords for everything is for sure, fish pussy.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
Sometimes it's one s h, but it's always some form
of fish pusses two.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (06:36):
Sometimes the s is are dollar signs.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
But yeah, when you go to the bank and you
have to give them your past password and it's like, okay,
and what is your password fish fish pussy and is
there a numerical code sixty, it's pussy with two dollar signs.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
I feel like she's like that's pretty common. Yeah, she's
like fish pussy isn't working.
Speaker 8 (07:04):
And he's like, oh, yeah, the s's are dollar size.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
How did I forget that part? And that works?
Speaker 7 (07:13):
We're in, we are in, we are in, and you
have negative three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Holy fish pussy. I do feel like that's a good
thing to say when you're like mad or like you're
like Wow, just be like, holy fish pussy. Did you
guys see the New Indiana? They made him look young?
I was like, holy fish pussy, Harrison for it's a
young guy again. I feel like that works.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
It does, but it leads me to ask, do fish
actually have pussy blake?
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Come on, Ben, Okay, is a dolphin fish or a dolphins?
Dolphin is a mammal? Okay?
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Because I know that people fuck dolphins.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
No, dolphins try to fuck peeping on.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Hang on, you old this, I know this, it's science.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I'm nervous. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I can see he's got a nervous tick because you
grew up near the ocean your entire life.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, so what happened? You know?
Speaker 6 (08:13):
You could dolphins? They I think they're one of the
only fucked to dolphins. Don't knucket into that right now. Okay,
now might not be the time. No, I haven't. I
haven't Carl.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Put Carl back in jail. He's fucking sicko.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, beast.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I feel like if Carl has caught fucking dolphins, he
deserves some prisons.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, that's what up.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
I got a big cock.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I don't know what am I gonna be.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
So that's like the first line of that song, he's
like he's talking about going to a thrift store, and
he's like.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
By the way, yes, I got a big cock.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
We were listening to it in the car the first
it's like I walk into the club, yo, what like,
what up?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I got a big cock?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Oh, so he's he's not saying he has a big cock.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
He's saying that the fashion with which he enters the
club is as if he had a big cock.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yes, okay, yes earlier.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
I thought you guys were saying he said he had
a big cock, and I was like, that's that's interesting.
I would love for other rappers to be like, yeah,
let's compare.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, see we're bare.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
It's like whip it out.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, let's see it. Yeah, young Jesus, Like, I'd love
to see it.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
I I would like more rappers to be truthful in
that way, like, yeah, you know my dick is like
it has big dick energy.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
I carry myself as a man that has a large dick,
but I as sugar night right.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Pretty medium sized from my eyes, or even just like.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
To embrace like a different aspect where it's like yo,
like super Vaney over here.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
If he's just like like like yo, you is super
bumping with debates with it.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Speaking of I walk into the club, like what up,
I gotta cock?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
I gotta like that would be that would be lyric.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
What I do?
Speaker 8 (10:14):
I walk into the club like I identify as male
right right, which is.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Already a lot like we know how guys enter clubs were.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Like the guys, hey, just do a quick stand up.
I'd love to see your fit right now.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Speaking of costs, you put him on plast I definitely
had to like pick sides with this thing. So our manager, Isaac.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
We were we were like, we were like, for sure,
it's the Halloween show. Halloween is right around the corner.
The whole audience is going to be dressed up.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, yeah, what happened.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
Well, we we got like eleven people out there, and
thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
There's buzzballs up there, like actual buzz.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Yeah, we got eleven of you guys, and we really
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
That person is illuminating. I don't know what that is
other than looks like uh Jargeard Binks or something.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Are No, No, that's just for sure, like there's gonna
be three thousand people all decked out.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
We don't want to look like assholes.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Right, yeah, but I feel like an asshole overheating assholes.
Why don't I stand up again and just uh, holy shit?
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Is it sweaty? Is it sweaty yet?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
No?
Speaker 5 (11:34):
It looks I feel like it looks real good.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Yeah. Honestly, guys, this isn't funny.
Speaker 8 (11:41):
That ass was fucking hot.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
No. I think I never even thought you were in
for best ass you guys. No, I feel like we
are settling it right here in Seattle. It's wonders you, guys.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I feel like if you're the Chucky doll that comes
to life in some chick's bedroom, she'll be like, hey,
I'm cool.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah right, Chuck meets yeah, stap that dick knife. That
would be a weird turn in the movie.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
If Chucky is like, hey, you fucking babysitter, bitch, I'm
gonna slit your throat and she's like you got veins
on that dick?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah, you got a cock? And he's like, no, chicks,
what do you huh n you grandma, I'm trying to
fuck yeah yeah, And he's like, oh, this is awesome.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Well, what's really cool about your Chucky costume? Aside from
your asses?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Just bloody ow.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah, dude, it's banging right.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
What is that?
Speaker 8 (12:36):
You have the most fucking Karen haircut I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
It.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
It's so static. It feels like it's worst Trey, Toby
and Damien. It's so static. Uk, it's really dope.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
You look good.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
We're late. We gotta go, you know, we were supposed
to be there like yesterday. What's cool?
Speaker 3 (13:02):
Is like growing up in Omaha, Nebraska? Yeah, okay, hell
yeah we're ut here. Who lettow Well, growing up in
the Midwest, every every mom in existent had that exact haircut.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yep. Yeah. Nice.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
It was sad when uh, when, like girls that I
knew in high school did this happen to your high school?
Where like they got to be about thirty years old
and they just morphed into that real quick.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
Right, Yeah, I feel like it's a meeting, like you
go to your mother and you go, I'm going to
join the mom cult.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yes, right, she's like she live laugh love wouldn't sign
in a blow dryer, Yeah, welcome to the club.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
She looks like a chicken in your kitchen, like a
ki chie.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
It feels like there's no combe involved, there's just blow drying.
I mean this came out of the bag. Oh right,
it's it's.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
Not your hair.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, Oka is the John and Kate plus eight. Like,
is she the one who made the like real whirlwind
with the bang's popular? Right, that's her.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I don't know if she made it popular, but she
was she rode that way.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Well, I'm saying, like it existed, but then she was
like the poster child, poster mom of it.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
I think.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
So it's pretty sick the haircut.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
It's a choice, dude, what do you mean it? Like
but pretty sick?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Like like you're automatically fun. See that's why I not
only disagree.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Fine, you're automatically the one that you go if she's
in like your crew, you're the one to go like, hey,
go find out why the food is taking so long?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
No no, no no no, Like you have to be
the one to go up because you're just good at it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
I don't know, man, I feel like good at it.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
I feel like anybody who's got that haircut has like
a path that all the girlfriends know about.
Speaker 8 (15:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Absolutely, you know what I'm saying that, Like they think
that this is masking it, but really it.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Just tells the tail. Yeah right, it's like the rail
the rat tail. That would be kind of hard.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I'm feeling it, Blake. Your eyebrows are looking good, dude.
Speaker 8 (15:22):
Oh I thought you were about to say they're melting.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
No, No, they're staying on. They're doing the hot, hot,
hot hot.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Yeah, this is here you go.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I got that one, hot hot Hot.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
You know what you can play from Willy Wonka? What
did I didn't even know it was from Willy Wonka?
Speaker 5 (15:36):
What's from Wonka?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Macklemore until I saw a clip or maybe I watched
with my kids. Do I just have to do it?
What is it?
Speaker 5 (15:43):
You don't know what you're talking about?
Speaker 9 (15:44):
Yeah, lose?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh that was from like.
Speaker 8 (15:52):
There is Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka. It's at it's
at the very end when like Charlie comes in and
he's like and he was he fucked up and.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
He was in the tube and he messed everything up
and they have to clean it.
Speaker 8 (16:07):
Yeah, and he's kind of like, I had a really
good time, Willie or whatever, and he's like, you did.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
A good time. Yeah, that was a trippy part, dude.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
Very scary that he was.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
There's a lot of things about that movie that are
fucked up.
Speaker 7 (16:22):
But the worst part is that literally everybody in the
film is so ugly, and every one in that movie
is ugly as fun what's weird?
Speaker 5 (16:33):
As like they couldn't even find like a good looking Charlie.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Charlie goofy. I feel like the grandpa Grandma.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I feel like the excited grandpa was probably like a
handsome down Grandpa Joe.
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Grandpa Joe was fucking Muttley, dude, and he was like Mudley,
What the fuck? What was that set up?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
They were like a leper colony, like in the middle
of the room.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
A ling.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
I also heard said, you said, you fucking moron.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
What do you think man? You are.
Speaker 8 (17:17):
Drop like four old people all just with like their
legs touchy defeat and they're just in the center of
like the living room.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
The camp.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
They didn't even they didn't even put the bedroom. You
can't moved to the side.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
Literally two seconds later they're like, Grandpa Joe, you can
go to factory.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
And it's like, all right, I'm out of here.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, that made you go like, Grandpa Joe's a fucking grifter.
He's faking everything. I don't trust him at all.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Well, that's the that's the movie. I want the Grandpa
Joe spin off where it's like, we.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Couldn't make the work of Hawks movies, so we're gonna
make the Rampa Joe spinoff.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, now that's what Paramount plus buys.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
It's just like, yeah, sure if you want to chant
ilspecially plus.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
One two three, fuck mouth plus.
Speaker 9 (18:21):
All right.
Speaker 10 (18:22):
I like your fucking disaster, my guy, Adam, you're the
sheriff brother looking good.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
There's a snake in my boots.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
I have this, and I'm surprised you guys weren't screaming
from the rafters about how dope my new facial hair is.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
There they are screaming now, yeah, a streaming.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Losing your fucking minds up there in the balcony. Yeah,
look at them. They are loving it.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
But I'm sick my facial hair is uh that I.
Speaker 8 (18:59):
Could It could be because from the balcony you cannot
see your.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Mustache or they can see part of it.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
Well, it's weirdly it came in like blonde blonde, dude.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Does the carpet match your blonde mustache? Oh?
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, and the carpet means my pubes No, but very dark,
wildly dark in course.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
But no, I have this sig mustache now. And we
just went out to dinner Matt's in the market, which
is sick case.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Okay, we just went out to dinner there. We ran
into some fellow wizards.
Speaker 9 (19:35):
Yeah, yeah, where's our matte?
Speaker 5 (19:37):
Wizards did under.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
The light that we're sitting at the bar and under
the light they go, holy shit, And I'm like, what's that?
And they go, you have a Hitler mustache because just
right here is slightly dark darker, which I'm like, am
I the guy to bring it back?
Speaker 2 (19:59):
I mean, you just have to call it a chaplain's thing.
I mean, Jordan Jordan tried. MJ tried in the hands commercials,
but he had it up top and bottom.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Everyone was like what is he doing?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
And I'm like, if anybody can bring it back, it's
the most famous person in the world, like rebranding.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Or you yeah, or like the eight hundred thousandth most
famous person in Yeah, and like the guy that people
in the airports go, Now, that's not him.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Right right, honey, looked, Oh he's not that fast.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Look honey, look look look, look, look you see look.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Wow. No, it's not him. Fuck it, no, it's not him.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Look look look look look, Oh my god, look who
that's Shawn Aston. He looks horrible for his age. My god,
and Shawn Asten's like fifty five years old.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
How old is Shawn Aston? I think I just said
it Seawan Aston's. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
Hey, that's a number. I feel like he's a year
than that. I feel like my guess would be forty
six forty.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
He's fifty two.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah, that's cool. And did you look it up or
you're just screaming numbers? Apple Watch?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Okay, oh yeah, he's right.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Pretty close.
Speaker 8 (21:17):
So did that happen?
Speaker 7 (21:18):
Like as soon as we said Sean Aston, all his
info went onto your watch Autumn?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Do we just have to say?
Speaker 4 (21:24):
When he held up his arm, I thought he was like,
my tattoos are all Shawn Aston.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, dude, this is the goony's arm. This is the
Encino man arm. This is my Stranger Thing season two calf.
This is my rudy back piece, my rudy back piece.
Actually here's my Lord of the Rings butthole ring.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Yeah, okay, okay, wait a minute, what was the thank you?
Speaker 3 (21:55):
The more we talk about it, that would be like
a sick if someone's going to get a tattoo of
just one act.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I mean he's fucking legendary dude.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Yeah, sure, yeah, if you had to get one of
just one actor. Yeah, it's just if you commit full.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
You know how people commit, Like we've had people that
have like our faces tattooed on them.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah, and they for sure regret it, but they're like, no,
it's cool.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, and you guys weren't able to make the movie.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
You're not gonna be able to They.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Got paramount plus across their fucking backside, like, p plus,
that's a good one. But then they're like, I call
my asshole paramount plus. So uh fuck paramount plus a
little bit of a walk.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
I like that I got there. That's pretty hot, dude.
If some dude said that to me, I'd be hyped.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
I call my asshole paramount plus. And I don't know
if you heard the Workaholics movie got canceled, so I
knew Mantra is paramount.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
And this is just a guy that is at the bar.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
This is this is me, this is yeah, this is
this is me to Blake.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
So you're talking to Blake and you want him to
fuck your ass.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
This is you know, I wanted to paramount Adam. This
isn't a scenario. This is happening in real time. Help me.
He's trying to fuck me right now.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
That's so funny. They're like, dude, until it happens, and
you guys like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
What if it goes to when? When would it start
to get weird?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
The insertion point? Yeah, you would take it all the
way up into the insertion.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
What would happen is they get naked? A big pop
the audience. Oh yeah, the oh my god, what we
had imagined.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, neither of them shaved.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, different where you're and strange colors. Also very fun funny.
Dis I do love the idea that like we we
truly go for it.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
We're like, yeah, fuck it, and I just can't get
it up and I'm like, hang on in front of
thousands of people, like this never happens.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Hang on, And Blake's like, you're good. We were still
doing this. I might need another buzzball.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Hey, you guys, you guys with your friends, do U
long scenarios about how your French fuck each other?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Right, that's a normal, relatable thing.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Yeah, I like this.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
I like I like this podcast because it is it's
fun to do, because you get to see, like what
the Workaholics writers room was, Yeah, which was, uh, you know,
just this, I'm gonna come this for for nine hours
and then one.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Hour of work.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Yeah, like a NERF football and dark guns. Yeah, lots
of that.
Speaker 8 (25:02):
Lots of string cheese, you guys, string cheese, string cheese?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Is that on the men? I do?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
I do?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
All right?
Speaker 8 (25:12):
Yeah, of course that was a huge pop. I didn't
expect that, right.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Are we movetown snackers?
Speaker 5 (25:17):
People would what kind of string cheese?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Are we fucking with it?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I think the first of all, I did not see
it going this way that we're just gonna name snacks.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Dude, we're trying to get sponsors, you.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Know what I mean. I do still eat string cheese.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
I like it, but I also I think I graduated
to the little cheeses with the wax around it, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
You know what I'm talking about, Baby Bell, the circle cheeses.
I love those.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
I don't if I don't love those, dude, really with
string cheese in that way.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
My my thing is almond butter or you just go
ham on some almond butter. I eat so many Justice packets.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Yeah, Hey for me, dude, Tacos beat a pizza bro
for me, chips and salsa. Dude, there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 8 (26:05):
Crazy Blazer, you eat I like candy?
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Oh what do you What is almond butter's purpose? Because
it's it's delicious? What I mean? Is it like peanut
butter but almond?
Speaker 11 (26:22):
Well?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, it's instead of peanuts.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
What do you mean? It's right in the title almond butter.
Well sure, but like, what do you mean.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Instead of the peanuts? It's an almond?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah, but what do you mean? What's its purpose? Like
you asked that? Was that on the sandwich? You dip
stuff in it? Sorry, I'm sorry. I want to know
my friend better. Yeah, what the fuck, Kyle, I'm sorry.
I want to know what makes him fucking tick? The
purpose of almond butter, yees to eat it?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Like peanut butter, he has to eat It's to have
a delicious snack mid day.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
And do you dip it or spread it?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
I'm not dipping, I'm not spreading. I'm just eating almond butter.
Speaker 6 (26:56):
Like you're adult. Man, you're hitting the spoons. Huh are
you you hit the spoon?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
No?
Speaker 5 (27:01):
You dumb fuck of wind butter?
Speaker 7 (27:04):
Oh, adam, adam, you can't assume we all know you
have package that you're like, I don't spread it, I
don't eat it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I don't it's the little like packets.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Okay, hey, I take it back. I take it those
packets and take back from.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Cut the inside of your those packages us a different
critique of those packets.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Okay, Jesus, we get a spotlight on Kyle real quick
for this place.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Almond butter critique.
Speaker 6 (27:25):
The little Justin's the little Justin's on critique. Okay, there's
a lot of oil in it. No spotlight you no spotlight,
no spotlight, no spotlight there it is. Okay, great, Okay,
can we turn all this and then the.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Way I think it would work better?
Speaker 8 (27:42):
You can we turn off all the lights except for
the spotlight on Kyl Please?
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Is that how you think it works?
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Wait, you can't just go diarrhea because we're turning.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The lights off. Yeah, he's peeing the light.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Knew the lights were coming down, so he was like, he's.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Like, perfect, Okay.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
Well, you know when you open up almond butter out
of the fucking tub, there's oil on top of it, right,
and then you have to fucking thank you, you have
to fucking dig and mix and dig and mix and
dig and mix and dig and mix.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Right, yeah, okay, the.
Speaker 6 (28:14):
Same fucking shit is going on inside the packets, so
you can't just fucking rip it open on the corner
and then how's.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
The almond butter?
Speaker 5 (28:23):
You have to actually prepare for this bullshit. You have
to squeeze it all together. Yeah, mix it all together, mix.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
It all, squeeze it, need it, and then you can
rip it and if you're lucky, it's mixed properly, but
odds are it's not.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
And you're getting a mouthful of fucking oil.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Dude, so I hate that ship. What up? Oh why
don't you.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Cry about it?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Light's back out?
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Thank you so much?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Moment and that that was the almond butter Minute's that's
an almond butter critique.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Damn dude.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
That was actually really powerful.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yeah, thank you, wor worth every moment that, Kyle. Will
you tell everybody your your joke regarding your costume?
Speaker 8 (29:07):
Can we can we get the spotlight back and get
the lights down?
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Please? It's pretty good.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
I gotta put these, I gotta put this on.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I just wanted to do it before you forgot all right,
So okay, here listen listen, listen, listen, listen.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Yo, So for a Halloween, I'm a blind Pokemon because
I can't peek at you.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yes, blind, follow me with that spot, follow me with
that spot, yes.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Spots, yes, yes, congratulations dude, that was.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Please. On the drive home tonight, everyone's gonna be calling
the loved ones being like, because you can't peek at
you when you fucking stood up? And I shouldn't be
driving right now?
Speaker 3 (29:59):
And U Yeah, I drank a six Lima Riita buzzballs,
so I shouldn't.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I shouldn't be driving right now.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah. Did the buzzball I threw make it to the
top deck?
Speaker 5 (30:13):
It's just a person with no teeth.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Yeah he sure did.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Yeah didn't.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Good? Thank Hey, thank god, thank god it's a buzzball.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
So obviously Mackelmore is.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Better than Hendrix, the greatest artist to come out of Seattle.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
But who are some of the others?
Speaker 7 (30:36):
Blake, literally every great rock band from my favorite era,
the nineties?
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Dude, But.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Well, why do I feel like you're forgetting them because
you're not saying them.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
Because it's common knowledge.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Fucking Nirvana, Adam, Come on, dude, yeah Bert he said Nirvana.
Yeah you said you.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Are so dumb.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
It's neither here, Neirvana, Soundgarden.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam right, Alice in Chains, that's right.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Fuck.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
So, Kyle, when we met, you used to listen to
Alison Chains pretty hardcore and uh.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Like maybe think about suicide.
Speaker 6 (31:28):
Yes, yes, you contemplate a lot of dark stuff when
you listen to Alice.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
He would edit like dark, like very film studentye stuff
of like a light that's.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Like going back and forth in front of it.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
So we were making.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
But we were making my comedy videos together. This is
when we were like, you know, twenty we were making
comedy videos and then we would check in with Kyle
to see what he's doing, right, and then you go
into his room and he's editing with stains on the
chair from all the jizz that he's That's true, that's true.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
It wasn't staying from jizz. It WASI and lotion. Yea, yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
Durs Hella called me out on that, and I remember
me it was literally just very it was your chair,
it was your chair, and then it was just right.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Here, no no, and by the way, you're not talking
about by the way, we'd.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
All be like, dude, that looks like dried up jiz
and lotion. Anyway, I'm gonna sit here and check my email.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Like I couldn't go get a new fucking chair.
Speaker 2 (32:27):
What am I gonna do? D It's very hard to
clean that. Also, the chair was like a swede, So
what are you supposed to do? Like the chair was
not sway and it was like a fucking office man.
It's like a text it could take.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
You had a texture on it that it did chitecture. Yeah,
you remember that habitexture and not a texture that I added.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
It was gonna say, you might.
Speaker 5 (32:48):
Have beat it, beat it, beat it up, crystallized.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Come I would buy that.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
We were making these like silly videos and then we
check in with Kyle and it's just like him editing
a video of himself screaming at himself in the mirror.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
Down in a hole.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
Yeah it was, and I like wipe ship off the table. Actually,
my brother right there shot the shot.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
Yeah it's science and like he holds my hand through
the darkness and like slow motion running through the street.
Speaker 6 (33:26):
Yeah, because it's really not. He had a slow mo
camera and we were testing it, so I fucking went dark.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
You're like, dude, you know what looked really cool on
the slow mo camera?
Speaker 8 (33:34):
Me crying right o.
Speaker 4 (33:37):
Their kids are doing like mentos and fucking diet coke,
and you're like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Pour my heart out. Dude? Did you guys make me laugh?
I also need to the other side be full.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah, you're wearing a Pikachu costume right now in front
of three thousand people.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Are you just gonna cry yourself to sleep tonight?
Speaker 2 (33:55):
To cry myself to sleep tonight?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah, yeah, the in and the Yeah.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
There will be some sort of serotonin up. There will
be some kind of I'm nervous again. There will be
some kind of serotonin depletion happening.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
Yeah, Kyle, I'm sorry we made you talk for more
than fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It'll never happen again. I'm so sorry. That's on us.
That's on us.
Speaker 8 (34:23):
We're still wearing the costumes, I know, and this thing
is a freaking off.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Should we take them off?
Speaker 2 (34:29):
We can take them off. I would love to take
mine off because my ship is sweaty. You guys, all right,
here we go.
Speaker 8 (34:34):
You're gonna be wait a minute, cow, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
You're gonna be very disappointed when you see what's underneath
these costumes.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Yeah, there's really nothing, all right.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
So while they're getting undressed, what do you guys want
to talk about?
Speaker 5 (34:51):
God, dude, I wish we had on other costumes.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
How do our costumes? How did you do that? Does
anybody want to be pique at you? Anybody?
Speaker 5 (35:02):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
You're right here, go ahead, that's you. That's how you're
right there, Adam. I think mine's better quality. He wants
the way we'll see, we'll see. Yeah, I see you,
I see you. My heart goes out. Oh my god, here,
let me help you. What do you need the boots
I'm pulling? Hang on? What is it? His asshole? Says
(35:24):
paramount place? Will you want to zip me me? Oh?
They're doing they're fucking Oh boy, splinter?
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Oh boy, how's your back? You're back?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Okay, Kyle's gonna go off the stage?
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Can't.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I literally I don't know how you did that.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
You know, it would have been really cool if I
took this off.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
And there's this tiarrhea everywhere. Yeah, I gotta put it
back on. I have to put it back on. What
you want? This, this is what you want?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Here?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You go take this ship too? Oh my god? Oh ship. Yeah,
we're fucking here now. Yeah, good to me? Are you gonna?
Are you gonna? So the story as the story goes,
(36:22):
I'm too fat for this. It barely fits so I
couldn't wear clothes under it.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
No, I think I think this story isn't how fat
you are. I think the story is why didn't mine
fit me so perfectly? Because it was a child's medium?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, maybe that's the story.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
And the other story is should I keep the eyebrows?
Speaker 12 (36:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Dude, yo, check out my guy here with like no, no, no,
don't you touch that?
Speaker 8 (36:49):
Oh he's hurting me.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
This is like the person you're standing in line behind
at the water park and you're just like, oh God,
what the fuck? Just either take it off or unhand me.
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Dude, do you go to water parks a lot? I
gotta get my ass to a water park.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Your kids and you would love to go to a
water park.
Speaker 5 (37:10):
That's my favorite part.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
My my wife and I are expecting a sons. Love
rules out fucking hitting the vape doing TikTok dances.
Speaker 5 (37:29):
It's gonna it's gonna suck. It's gonna be a hacky
sacking and share.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Your though you're you were saying you gave the baby
announcement because you want to go to water.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
That's what I'm most excited for parenthood is taking them
to all the cool ship that if you just show
up as an adult man at the water park, just
with your fucking inflatable tube just in line.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
And did a bomb of the cyclone if you want,
like pointers like when you wear speedo, you go so
much faster.
Speaker 5 (38:02):
What you faster? Like through the line. Everybody's like, just
go ahead, yeah right.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
Yeah, okay, oh you mean it, sure, all right?
Speaker 5 (38:09):
But I was like, go ahead, here, come here, Henry,
come here.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Just have a speedo on and this wig and you
go right to the that's the fast past they're jumping off.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Yeah, at any amusement park. You go to Disneyland. Fucking yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Walt's grandkid is like, you know what, right this way,
you're vip.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I do like the idea of you know the one
where like you stand like this and the floor moves
and you just drop down.
Speaker 2 (38:34):
Okay, is this a water slide or a ride of
the water slide? You stand on the thing like in
the little coffin and then they like and you go
to water?
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Since nineteen ninety five, dude, you got a good year,
good year.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
But I want to do it. I want to do
it in this wig. So they're like I go and
like the wig stays their mid air.
Speaker 7 (38:54):
Yeah, and then like, wait, do you think that gravity
works like a looney to this cartoon where like your
hair goes.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, that's that's kind of what I just illustrated.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Yeah, but I'm saying you actually believe that you are
so dumb.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yes, wait, name you just said nineteen ninety five, good year, goodyear?
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Yes, goodyear, Hey, good year.
Speaker 5 (39:17):
It was name three things you like about nineteen ninety five?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Oh shit, shit, he can't do it, got you, He
can't fucking do it.
Speaker 8 (39:25):
Dude. This is like name three songs from a band
you like, but it's literally a year.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
This is oh shit, just say this so far? Think
about ninety five.
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Was my first one?
Speaker 7 (39:37):
Okay it was NBA Live on Super Nintendo. Okay, okay,
NBA Live ninety five.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
Okay, shit, he's got one, dude.
Speaker 7 (39:47):
He's got things the other days weirdly and don't check
your fucking Apple watch.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
Okay, dude. Ninety five is when Gusher's dropped.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah, is that real? When what dropped? Don't check it
I believe anything.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
If anything, I don't think it's gushers, but shark bites
gusher sure, Uh, shark bites feels more like ninety one,
ninety two, I think so.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
I think probably the flavor of gushers dropped, like the
blue raz gushers probably dropped in ninety five.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Okay, now was was nineteen ninety five the first time
you saw and you don't need your help, but well.
Speaker 8 (40:23):
Yeah, fucking ninety you're saying is ninety five the shark bites?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
First time I saw.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
A nude woman?
Speaker 8 (40:29):
A nude woman, you're assuming i've seen one?
Speaker 5 (40:33):
Well, you do have two children.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (40:36):
You never have to see a naked woman to have
a baby. Oh really, you know I went about it
wrong then?
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Oops?
Speaker 8 (40:44):
Yeah, ninety five the first time I saw a naked woman.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Doc Hollywood, not excluding my own mother.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, and also you can't that's like Also you were
like ten years old by then.
Speaker 5 (40:55):
So yeah, eleven.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Did you guys subscribe to, as you say, like National
Geographic Magazine?
Speaker 3 (41:02):
Oh yeah, I remember sneaking into the library and getting
that National Geographic just to see some long Amazonian women.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, I mean, like, are they all that long?
Speaker 5 (41:12):
Those are long.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I think in ninety five there was like ers, there
was a rumor that there were hustlers of porno magas
behind the dumpster, and I remember thinking like, oh, I
want to check those out.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
But then they weren't there, so yeah, you get to
check them out.
Speaker 7 (41:29):
I know why they weren't there, Why I took the
magazine that was good in nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Can you imagine being one of the other dumpsters and
being so jealous of the dumpster that had the porno bags.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
They're like, ohh I got fucking Chinese food over me.
This guy's pornos.
Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah, just nothing in there gobbling. The other one just
has children jerking off.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, I want to be the cum dumpster. Look at
all those kids. Wow. Yes, but wow, yes, he it's science.
I don't even I don't even want to talk.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
Now.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Hey, Isaac, I think we're gonna need some more beer.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Isaac. Where's Isaac? I think's he's coming.
Speaker 4 (42:18):
Or not?
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Where is Isaac with beer?
Speaker 4 (42:26):
No?
Speaker 2 (42:26):
No, I'm pointing at you. Didn't you back there, Isaac?
We're good, Isaac. Do one laugh, Do one laugh, dude,
Come on, Isaac Horn.
Speaker 5 (42:41):
Everybody our managers from.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Here, come here, come here. Yeah, just walk around and
take this genius for the.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
People at home.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Isaac is dressed as a man on a toilet. Look
at his shoes are the same diarrhean. Hey, it says
party pooper on the back. Just you guys got that.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
That's good. That's good.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
So diarrhea and water parks those signs that you see
everywhere now, I feel like they didn't have those signs
when I was a kid, where it was like it
says like, if you've had diarrhea in the last week,
don't even fucking come to this water power.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
That wasn't even a factor when we were children.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
Yeah, was there less diarrhea. It was just the nobody.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
I think there was less diarrhea because like people are
eating like almond butter and ship now, yeah, the cause
of a butter kind of looks like that.
Speaker 8 (43:39):
No, it's kind of crazy because yeah that it says
like is it a week or is it like a month?
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Is like I think it's within the last couple of days.
I don't think, yeah, what is it. It's I don't
know if it's a.
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Month or either way, I'm like, goddamn, that seems like
a superpower. If you haven't had diarrhea in three days, right, Well,
you have diarrhea every day every three days.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Whoa, that's that's something you might as a friend.
Speaker 8 (44:05):
Well, that is that is a choice. That is something
I treat myself to. Oh okay, I did not know
that three days I do a self induced diarrhea?
Speaker 2 (44:15):
How do you do that? Because of alcoholism? Exactly?
Speaker 5 (44:22):
It's yeah, side effects.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
I'm gonna zip this this. I'm gonna zip this. You
guys talk, I'm gonna zip this cushion for the count
real quick?
Speaker 5 (44:30):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (44:32):
You're just mcguibrain. Okay, I'll do a buzzball.
Speaker 11 (44:34):
I don't give a f Wow, you will, ladies and gentlemen.
Oh gosh, okay, we're gonna count one, two, three, four, five,
six seconds? Wow kind of a long time, you think.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Do you think you could beat six seconds with a buzzball? Yes?
You really?
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Six seconds?
Speaker 3 (44:59):
That was a very long time though. Okay, okay, I
mean I could chug a beer in like three second.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, but a beer is not a buzzball.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
We do know this.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, true. And you don't have to do this. You
don't have to do this. You can just stay like, yeah,
I went no, I'll die for my fans, dude.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I was in Australia once doing shows and motherfucker Dave
Grohl came to the show. It was Sick Saddle's very
own and in Australia they do this thing called a
shoey where you pour a beer into your shoe and
then chug it.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
And I got peer pressure by the crowd.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
They were like, do a fucking showy, mate, you know,
because Australians and I do a fucking chewy. They're all
hot as ship and right, dumb, They're the best. Dude, Dude,
Australians are so hot and so dumb.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
Dude.
Speaker 7 (45:50):
I heard I heard a new thing that's like hot
in Australia right now. It's called doing a bubbler and
what to go, take a ship from a source. You uh,
you piss into your own mouth.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Shut the fuck. I swear to God. Shut the mate,
I swear to God.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
So the audience like, commission to do a shoey.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I do the shoey and then and then Dave girls
in the crowd, so I'm kind of like, hey, I'm
fucking cool, dude.
Speaker 2 (46:16):
It is showy.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
And then I go backstage and dead girls. I was like,
you don't have to do that, dude, right, don't let
them peer pressure you. And basically, yeah, basically it was
like you're a.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Bitch, right, And then he walked away and you were like,
there goes my hero. And I feel like I've used
that one before.
Speaker 8 (46:40):
Dave Girl, drummer of Nirvana Seattle, stand up, Nervanana.
Speaker 5 (46:48):
All right, I'm gonna let's see here we go second. Okay,
I'm counting.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I'm the car.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
We go.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Ready when you start all start counting.
Speaker 5 (46:57):
I like that you chose like the room temp maybe
warmer than room tap.
Speaker 8 (47:04):
So I like him self induced diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Baby, get ready, the cause of diarrhea. Here we go,
Here we go. Okay, he's okay, Yeah, I'm a count one,
cheering at the time, rang on the timer. I got
the time, right, I got the time, rang out the
time rat goodbye.
Speaker 5 (47:21):
So six seconds it it's a new record, dude.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Good job. Oh you're leaking, bro, you're leaking out your ass.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Dude, you there's a bunch of like ice down there
that was melting under your hot, hot cheeks.
Speaker 5 (47:35):
I was just joking.
Speaker 3 (47:36):
I was saying, that's also why I just joshed I'm
really good at chugging.
Speaker 5 (47:42):
It's also why I think I'd be really good at
sucking dick.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
Right, Oh no, ga, wait wait, Adam always talked about this.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
Shut up about this. I've never done it. Never never
say never, but I've never done it.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Also, what's weird is like the other day Adam was
just kind of hanging out and he goes, I just
feel like I'd be really good at sucking dick.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
Apropos of nothing. Well, I probably had just chucked something.
It always reminds me that I could just open my throat.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
I think you took like a deep breath.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Yeah, I was able to swallow that breath so easily.
Speaker 8 (48:18):
We were we were at the hotel pool and Adam's like, actually,
I think I'd be really good at sucking dick.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Well, you know how like nowadays you could just flop
genders back and forth.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
Sure, sure, Adam, I might give it a go.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah that's not Uh, that has nothing to do with
flopping genders. You can suck what gender you are, right,
This is more sexuality. You know.
Speaker 5 (48:45):
Do you continue to love me?
Speaker 2 (48:47):
So? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (48:51):
That'll I know your dad and if you suck dick
as good as you think you can.
Speaker 5 (48:59):
Well, the bummer would be do it and then the
guy's like that wasn't even good.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
Dude, right, a lot of teeth, I know. And you
swapped genders just to try this.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
Once you're bad, do you want to be told you
were good? Or do you want to be told you're bad?
And you were like great, I knew it, thank you.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
If I'm gonna do it, I want to be the
best at it.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
Oh yeah, uh, And that's the difference between us. You
could start at the penis. Wait. Speaking of slamming buzzballs.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Yesterday last night at a different show at the meet
and greet afterwards, a dude had a buzzball and he goes, Blake,
I'm gonna get down on a knee and I want
you to pour this buzzball into my mouth.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
And he just goes like this and we're like cool.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
This dude rages and then Blake just like poured it
directly into his eye, yeah, and all over his shirt.
And Blake had just complimented him about he.
Speaker 5 (49:56):
Was like cool shirt. And then it was a milk.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
It was a chocolate.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
He has a milk chocolate buzzball. Dude, so it looks
like he was the human cause of diarrhea, and.
Speaker 4 (50:07):
Like it was. It was this far from his mouth.
It wasn't like from a balcony or like some other
cool shit.
Speaker 2 (50:14):
I feel like I saw Blake shake it around too,
like he was.
Speaker 4 (50:18):
Doing this the fu Yeah, he because it like was
first just chin to chest and then I saw him
kind of just go into the eye. Yeah, almost on purpose,
to the point where I'm like, what the fuck are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Well? The best part about that would have been if
that guy got up and fought Blake. Yeah, and then
we would have had a really cool story about Blake
and this guy m m A fought each other.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Yeah, twenty two year old man, ass you were his hero.
I feel that he was like not good like Blake.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
It's a very he's a very wiry, strong man, and
those guys are hard to fight a wrangle. I do
you think you could have fought and beat that that
young man? I think that kid was thirteen, He wasn't
he was very slight.
Speaker 5 (51:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
I think you would have had him.
Speaker 8 (51:10):
Yeah, but I was I was really trying to make
it in his mouth.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Were you really what wait, excuse me, what what did
you just say.
Speaker 5 (51:19):
What did I say?
Speaker 2 (51:21):
Just say it again, dude. I was really trying to
make it in his mouth. Okay, I bet you were?
Were you you were? That was an honest attempt because
we all stood there. That was your two weird honest
I felt like I wanted to fight you.
Speaker 3 (51:37):
And then there was just a pool of bustball juice
all over where everyone, the extra eighty people that are
coming through the line have to like step in it,
and everyone's like, oh, my shoes, it's all sticky, and.
Speaker 2 (51:49):
We're like yeah, yeah, yeah, talk to your fucking boy,
talk to your guy.
Speaker 5 (51:54):
I'm blake. Fuck you, dude, I'm sorry. And it was
weird because what intervention?
Speaker 2 (52:02):
Don't know what it is.
Speaker 5 (52:03):
We don't go on with you.
Speaker 2 (52:05):
What does it feel like to you? You should see
me try to piss in a toilet? I miss so bad?
Is that what you want from us? I just we
should see you pissing a toilet?
Speaker 5 (52:15):
Maybe I just have bad aim.
Speaker 2 (52:17):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (52:17):
Well, we've shared a house before, and I've been in
your bathroom and mad crusty.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Yeah, oh the dry pain, dude. That's such a fucking
like roommate thing. Like everywhere.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
I will say the one. The one nice thing about
having a wife who loves me is the one nice
thing is that you don't your bathrooms. There's no rats.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
Okay, yeah, that's it. Really Yeah, that's like the one
nice thing.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
Hey, honey, donkey, good night. I love you and thanks
for the no rats.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
Yeah, big thanks to dude. The workout hawks was rancid. Dude,
there were so many rats.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
Is rancid? From here?
Speaker 6 (53:06):
Just kidding, I mean, Adam, we shared a bathroom and
we we never we never cleaned the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Oh, there was a collection of our pubes. There was
just on the toilet seat.
Speaker 4 (53:17):
Yes, but quick question, Yeah, did you guys lift the
Did you guys at this time lift the toilet seat?
Speaker 5 (53:25):
Absolutely not, No, I do.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
I'm pretty good about that, and Kyle wasn't. I also
like to I'm a sit down pier and I'm not
afraid to admit it.
Speaker 5 (53:37):
Sure.
Speaker 9 (53:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (53:39):
Hey, when I'm when I'm paying, I like to take
a load off. And during that time, I like to
look at my BlackBerry Bold right the whole string.
Speaker 5 (53:49):
Between my legs and sit there and look and look
at the You know.
Speaker 2 (53:55):
I I do like that your dick is so out
of control that you have to suck it and pin
it down.
Speaker 5 (54:03):
What do you do my dick?
Speaker 2 (54:05):
I got my dick. It just goes. It just is there.
Speaker 8 (54:09):
Your dick knows where to go. You've trained your dragon?
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Well, what if you? I mean, you know, because I
do it. I fully have to like, wait, what.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
Do you have?
Speaker 2 (54:22):
This is how you have to sit down to pee.
You have to push it down. So here's what is this?
Speaker 5 (54:27):
Because you're dick, it's a little bit of an explorer.
Speaker 9 (54:31):
Think.
Speaker 3 (54:33):
Yeah, my dick's a little bit of an explorer. He
wants to like see what's going on?
Speaker 4 (54:37):
Is this because your thighs are so beefy and beauty
that like it can't get through?
Speaker 2 (54:42):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (54:43):
Hey, honestly, ladies, thank you?
Speaker 2 (54:47):
What up?
Speaker 5 (54:47):
I got a big cock?
Speaker 2 (54:48):
What up? I got a big thank you?
Speaker 5 (54:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (54:53):
Okay, okay, what up? I gotta be.
Speaker 12 (54:57):
Well I got Oh my god, dude, that's a guy.
Speaker 2 (55:09):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah yeah Seattle Sea muscles dude.
Speaker 5 (55:17):
So I might work out with Arnold Swartzenniggers soon. I'm
excited about it.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
What are you really? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (55:22):
I posted the thing about uh when we were in
Columbus make a wish? Yeah, yeah, to make a wish photo.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
It's so cool, dude.
Speaker 3 (55:29):
He's a good guy and there's this giant Arnold statue
and uh he commented on my photo saying that I
look just like him, which is very nice of him.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (55:40):
Well I think he just said looking good. But I
think he is like, you look like him.
Speaker 2 (55:44):
You look like him?
Speaker 5 (55:45):
Now? Yeah, you look like as a seventy five year
old man. Oh yeah, when he's melting.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'm not melting. I'm just old.
Speaker 5 (55:54):
I'm not melting. It's just a tuma.
Speaker 2 (55:57):
It's mister freeze.
Speaker 5 (56:00):
I'm i gonna go work out with him.
Speaker 4 (56:01):
It wouldn't be crazy if he did go to the
doctor and came home and had to be like, it
is a tumor and people are like, hilarious.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
No, I'm serious, it's a I gotta go.
Speaker 5 (56:15):
I gotta go to the doctor yourself.
Speaker 2 (56:18):
I gotta go to do drop your back.
Speaker 5 (56:19):
No, honestly, everybody, chill, it's a tumor.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
They need to airlift me to uh different hospitals. So
I've got to get to the job. Yes, what the
hell are you? There's home as my favorite comedian. Should
we do some hot topics? Blaking?
Speaker 5 (56:41):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Sure, hot hot, hot, hot hot.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
So dude, Seattle homeowner is forced to live it didn't
say dude.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
I added that part.
Speaker 3 (56:53):
If the headline was like, dude, now, Seattle homeowner is
for to live in his van after his deadbeat tenant
listed his home for rent on Airbnb.
Speaker 6 (57:06):
Well, you can't just pull your ship off and go like, oh,
this is like renter's rights or something like that.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
Okay, I've had this idea for a show for so
long that whatever you could take it.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
It's called squatters rights.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
About this guy he like goes away for he has
like a family emergency and has to like leave his
house for a year.
Speaker 5 (57:29):
Or a couple of years.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
Yeah, and then he comes home his mother had a tumor.
He goes away for a few years, and he comes
back and there's just like this whole family living in
his house, right, and he can't kick them out because
it's squatters rights, and he just has to.
Speaker 5 (57:45):
Live with this cool family, right.
Speaker 2 (57:46):
And like there's like the young daughter who's like so
sweet and nice, but like the parents.
Speaker 4 (57:50):
Are crazy yeah yeah yeah, and she's like there's no Santa,
and he's like, oh boy, like are you Santa?
Speaker 3 (57:56):
Meanwhile, their parents are just shooting Heroin up their dickles.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Yeah, but like in a funny way.
Speaker 5 (58:01):
Please, it's a light sitcom, but like there is Heroin.
Speaker 8 (58:07):
Please tell me you're Santa and take me back to
the North. Oh fuck, I gotta pretend I'm Santa.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
It's so weird show. Ever, I didn't say it was
a great idea. It's just my idea.
Speaker 2 (58:24):
It's a idea. I like it back from Honey, help
me find help me find my dickle, Honey, I've got
a big hole.
Speaker 8 (58:35):
Kyle, I like if I just drew the line there
and I'm like, Kyle.
Speaker 5 (58:41):
Stop, yeah, when I'm happy with most fun. We yet
to find the line with each other. We do have
to find the line.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
Yeah, we'll get there.
Speaker 5 (58:51):
I haven't found it yet. Yeah, Hey, we yet to
find the line.
Speaker 8 (58:55):
We're so crazy, We're so freaking crazy.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
We'll wear Halloween costumes.
Speaker 3 (59:00):
We will. Three of us will take it off about
halfway through, and well, one of us poured themselves into
it so.
Speaker 5 (59:09):
They can't.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
And one of us has committed to the eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (59:12):
Well, admit it, ladies and fellas that swing that way.
Theirs is like a pretty fucking sexy right now, is
an I is.
Speaker 12 (59:20):
I is.
Speaker 2 (59:21):
He's the last thank you, thank you God. Does anybody
know what that's from? Okay, one guy, we'll get right
you guys. Two guys, take off the wig. Fuck you
he's far.
Speaker 5 (59:38):
Let him do it like they're talking to you.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (59:40):
Yeah, anyway to blake? Oh yeah, you got it, So dude,
check the ship out. A small New Zealand city has
been plagued by drivers blasting Celine Dion ballads at two am.
Speaker 5 (59:57):
For almost a year.
Speaker 3 (59:58):
Dude, what so a town of about sixty thousand people,
there's a group of people that just drive around this
town terrorizing. This is domestic terrorism.
Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Wow, they just blast.
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
What's a Celine Dion song? Oh oh wait, wait wait,
I know my heart.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Will go on every nine in my dreams. I see you,
hi fee you love? He goes, what's a Selena? The word?
Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Well, I couldn't remember. I was like, I know it's
from Titanic, but I couldn't remember.
Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Is there another one? There is?
Speaker 8 (01:00:35):
There's one that's actually really fucking good, but I can't
remember the name of it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
I just watched Titanic. I believe Titanic's pretty fucking good. Okay,
fucking oh my dreams.
Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
We didn't kiss, not day.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
We didn't kiss, dude, we we got kiss, it would
have been less gay.
Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
I just felt his hot breath and I was like,
thank god, we got toothbrushes and we brushed our tea.
Speaker 5 (01:01:20):
Yeah, we think somebody invented toothbrushes, you.
Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Kate Kate, one of our producers that produces the live show.
She she was like, we come back from dinner and
we're we're all backstage and she's like, so you guys
want toothbrushes and toothpaste.
Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I never oh really yeah, I was like, my breath
is okay? Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
I thought she just straight up.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Was like I'm gonna get you toothbrushes and toothpaste, right uh?
Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
And hearing paper what happened?
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Yeah, they just sang it. Yeah they did.
Speaker 6 (01:01:53):
There's not another song though, there's not another one I
can try to Does she do come out of the door.
Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
I don't know what you said, such a career loveless Nope, nope.
Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
I feel like everything she sings sounds like it's in
Phantoma the Opera.
Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Yeah right, oh yeah, she's very dramatic. Yeah, no, dude,
this thing, this thing is part of the Because You
Loved Me? Oh yeah, what is that one?
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
So this thing is part of what they call siren battles,
and it's a trend that's been going strong in New
Zealand for the last couple of years, which appears to
be popular among indigenous people at the Pacific Islands. This
is rival cruise competing to blast the most powerful and
clear sounds from loudspeakers attached to cars to win the
title of the Siren King.
Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
That's funny. That's cool, dude. We got to start that here.
Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
So it's like a Blues Brothers kind of like blasted.
Speaker 5 (01:02:52):
So you imagine you're Kyle, You're an old woman. Huh.
Imagine you're an old woman.
Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Okay, and trying to go to sleep and you just
had your night night tea. You're putting your retainers in. Yeah,
and then all of a sudden, let me gobble.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah whoa Okay, wait, you're going to sleep just about
midnight snack. That's that is not the scenario. Just be
an old woman who's not sucking.
Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
Dick, sucking dick.
Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Why were you sucking? And I'm sucking so much dick?
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
No, this isn't an old prostitute. This is just a.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
All old women who sucked digger prostitutes grandma.
Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
Yeah, this is I'm sucking my husband's dick of fifty years.
Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yeah, that's cool. That's that's the dream.
Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
I guess it's kind of us my what I was
going to say, because this woman sounds cool and she
would love to hear Celine Tea on bols.
Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
The rest of the scenario, Well, then they don't.
Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Then it's a siren battle and they come through with
every night, and and then she's like, let me gobble.
Speaker 6 (01:04:00):
Yeah, I'm sorry, it's perfect. It's actually a perfect scenario.
Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
Ye.
Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
So it's been going on every night since last November. Dude, dude,
that's insane.
Speaker 8 (01:04:10):
Yeah, that's a lot of time.
Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
That's cool.
Speaker 5 (01:04:13):
New Zealand dudes.
Speaker 8 (01:04:14):
Yeah, they drink their own pea.
Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Bro, that's insane. They what the bubbler, No they don't.
That's Australia.
Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
And then's Australia. You said it's Australia.
Speaker 8 (01:04:22):
Those are different started in New Zealand, Oh did it?
Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:04:26):
Yeah, all right, hit me with the sound those fucking
weird ass kiwis.
Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Dude, you're so well, I'm so well.
Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Read, so Kim Kardashian skims.
Speaker 8 (01:04:35):
Oh yeah, that's what DRS is wearing tonight. Yeah, hey,
Kim k get at me, send me all you got
the chucky skims.
Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
No, I think my wife rocks some skims, dude. And
I kind of was like, oh, you're wearing Kardashian ship.
But then they're like pretty dope.
Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Okay, I don't really understand. They're just like comfy bras,
but they're they're also like.
Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
It's it's it's like it's like spinx sank everything. There's
bras too.
Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
That's uh, hey, it's my wife owns them, so shut up,
Chloe Kardashian.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
It's it's it's naughty clothing for women.
Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
So Kims just launching a bra with built in nipples, Yes,
with built in nipples, dude. And at first I was like,
oh that's I mean, god, Kim Kardashian, she's the worst.
Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
And then I saw these bras. I was like, I'm
kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Right, No I don't. I don't think I can get
behind this.
Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
I can't because I want skims that have built in
big cocks.
Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Yeah I.
Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Got a big Oh yeah, just get some cod pieces.
Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Yeah. It's just like but like really graphic, really baney.
Speaker 5 (01:05:55):
Should be you should just launch a bunch of cod pieces.
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I mean, what are we doing.
Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
What is Tommy John's underwear or Tommy John's. Yeah, I
was gonna say, what is Kevin Hart's underwear? It's Tommy
Johns Jnvin Harts. Yeah, he's like one of the owners
of it, I.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Think, But Tommy John's has been one for a while, right,
So it is Kevin Hart. Wow, Hey, learn something new
every day?
Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
Yeah, you really do?
Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
This is so cool, guys, this is so cool. Yeah, exactly,
So it's important.
Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Oh you want me to hit it. So, this is
what Kim Kardashian says.
Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
The Earth's temperature is getting I'm gonna do a Kim
Kardashian impression. The Earth's temperature is getting hotter and hotter.
The sea levels are This is the commercial for this
launch of this built in nipple bra. The sea levels
are rising, the ice sheets are shrinking. And I'm not
a scientist, but I do believe everyone can use their
(01:06:54):
skill set to do their part. That's why I'm introducing
a brand.
Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
This is real.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
This is why I'm introducing a brand new bra with
a built in nipple. So no matter how hot it is,
you'll always look cold.
Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
What the fuck you? Kind of you kind of diffucking.
Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
Sould dude, you veered out of the impression.
Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
But do they make like nipple piercing versions where you
got like the little double trouble thing borrow, yeah, or
like the extra big thick dog.
Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
I'm sure you could just put a nipple ring in
the bra if you wanted to, But that's not what
we're talking about. I'm just saying, if you.
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Want to, you want to, like the kinky version where
there's like a chain that's connecting.
Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
You could do anything. You could put a fucking raccoon
tail coming out there Thursday night. Wait, like Arts and
Crafts bra raccoon tail. I'll be right. I think can
we get Q and A's buddy? Okay?
Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Hot?
Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Hot? Hot?
Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Is? Is it?
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Hit me with it?
Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Like?
Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Oh yeah, what do you want?
Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Bud?
Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
So evidently the first ever Florida Man Games to feature
evading as obstacle course nice.
Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Still my favorite.
Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
My favorite visual is Isaac standing backstage just waiting.
Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Because you can't sit in that thing. This guy's been
standing back there for an hour and a half.
Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Give it up for Isaac.
Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Yeah, he's doing his thing.
Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
He's doing his thing, So we do a bunch of
Q and a's. You just have some hot hot cues,
hot hot, sweet, sweet as nice sweet zam Breano Okay
it's real name, uh, Alexi Zambrano. If you weren't doing
(01:08:40):
this actors slash podcasters.
Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
What would you like to be doing with your life?
Speaker 8 (01:08:45):
Blad me first, Damn, I have no time to think.
I could go what would I like?
Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Kyle go? Well, we saw the guy on the way here.
Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
He was skateboarding with his dog.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Remember that.
Speaker 5 (01:08:57):
I see you being a drifter.
Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
I think I've been thinking about that for like an
hour or two, and I would definitely be just skateboarding with.
Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
My dog right in the line.
Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
I see that for you, Yeah, I could see you
being like, hey man, it's been hard the last few years.
Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
It has.
Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Yeah, yeah, you got a buck, Yeah, you got a
few bucks.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
I think.
Speaker 9 (01:09:20):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
For me, I think I would be like a very
very hard haired real estate agent. Oh okay, in real estate, yeah,
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Very And then I'd try to get on like selling
the OC okay yeah, and always be just in like
feisty little TIFFs with my co workers and they're all
fucking each other, so it'd be a fun show to
be one.
Speaker 8 (01:09:47):
So so if you weren't an actor, you'd still be
on TV.
Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
I was like, I'm a whore for this hot hot tub.
He'd be like, he's like, I'd be on the thing
more people are watching.
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah, I would be more famous.
Speaker 7 (01:10:02):
Yeah, if I wasn't the way more famous, dude, sirs,
what would you do, bud, instead of being an actor
slash podcaster?
Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Yeah, I guess I would just be an actor without
the slash podcast.
Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
You can't do that's you can't do that?
Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Oh yeah, it's I didn't know you were in charge
of America. Fucking Joe Biden over there.
Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Yeah, call me Joey Bids.
Speaker 8 (01:10:31):
I kind of have Joe Biden eyebrows right now.
Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
Now.
Speaker 8 (01:10:36):
I know how he feels. It's hella distracting.
Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
Yeah, that's why he's always so sleepy. It's weighing your
eyes down, like your.
Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
Your eyebrows are literally like melting over your eyes.
Speaker 7 (01:10:48):
What's teleprompter say? I think I could movement, dude, and
uh god, bless America. Sure, come on, let's go get
some donuts.
Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
We're America, man.
Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Man, I don't know what I would be. I guess
i'd be like a lifeguard. Hell yeah, good answer.
Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Yeah, that's good at a beach, California, just doing the
whistle back and forth.
Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Yeah, and what's cool about being a lifeguard who's in
his forties now right, it's like off putting because everyone
is sixteen years old, super tan.
Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Yes, but I don't know if you know this, but
the fucking lifeguards in La make like two d and
fifty a year. Yeah, we're just like spinning that fucking
thing on their palm at the.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
And then they definitely just little because people die every year,
so they're not doing that great a job.
Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
Well, a lifeguard at a pool is way harder than
a lifeguard at the beach.
Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Yeah, the beach. You have to know, you're that's the dumbest.
Speaker 9 (01:11:51):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I'm with Blake on this, whoa whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Now I'm with Blake.
Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
You haven't even been to a water park recently. A
life guard at a pool seems like it's so fun easy.
It's the easiest. Fuck. Yeah, exactly, Yes, you can get
to any part of it. Yes, yeah, So a lifeguard
at a beach is harder.
Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
That's that's what he says.
Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
That's what I said. That's what he said. You said
the opposite. Did I say the opposite? No, you said
being a lifeguard at a pool is way harder.
Speaker 5 (01:12:20):
Obviously the guard at the beach harder. But why did
you hear that?
Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
That's uproar. I heard the other thing. That wasn't what
you said.
Speaker 5 (01:12:29):
You heard what I meant.
Speaker 8 (01:12:30):
And that's why we're best friends. And I'm gonna kiss
you now, are you?
Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Oh boy? He did? Thanks brother, Sorry bitch.
Speaker 8 (01:12:43):
In the last part of the pond, it just turns
into Jerry Springer's.
Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
I'm gonna fuck him tonight.
Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
I'm kissing him, Fuck you, bitch.
Speaker 7 (01:12:52):
I would work out a bowling alley finally, you say
bowling alley, Yes, yes, what department?
Speaker 8 (01:12:58):
I see that for you, just behind the owner.
Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
And then you work the nacho cheese machine. That's your special.
Speaker 8 (01:13:04):
Spray the shoes. I spray the shoes.
Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:13:06):
But when you let's keep it real, when you work
on a bowling out, you got to do everything.
Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
I'll do it all.
Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
I know you'd be great. And you know what they
call him. They call him wig Lebowski.
Speaker 8 (01:13:14):
Okay, okay, I'll get that point, can I kiss you?
Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Just kidding kiss? I want to see you, so I
want to watch. Next question, Next question.
Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
Yeah, next question, So Kyler kyler Field, Kyler Tyler, I
love the same Kai guy, kyler Field, goes deer Adam,
and I love.
Speaker 5 (01:13:45):
The sincerity and thank you for making this like an
old timey.
Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Let dearest that you're right with a quill from the stage, coach, Dearest, Adam,
can you start calling Chloe's baby bump baby bumper?
Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
Yes, you know what, Kyler, I will and she'll hate it. Great,
Potzi goes, who has the deepest belly button?
Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Mine?
Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
What mine is doing right now is just surrounded by fat.
It's similar to Kyle's.
Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
But there's no doubt in my mind Kyle's Kyle's.
Speaker 8 (01:14:27):
Oh yeah, no, Kyle's is an abyss.
Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
When when I was a kid, dude, I used to
put me in my neighbor would.
Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Like, you're adult, adult neighbor, go ahead, No, no, this
was yeah, whatever, it doesn't matter, but we used to.
It does matter. It's pretty, it's pretty relevant.
Speaker 5 (01:14:47):
It doesn't matter anyways.
Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
We used to put like Teddy Grahams in our belly place.
Speaker 8 (01:14:53):
Where Kyle hey, wait, can we get the spotlight.
Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
One more time? That's why we used to put Teddy Grahams.
You remember Teddy Graham Wait, just wait, just wait, inn
and then kill. Let me know when to go, Tell
me when to go? Yeah, tell you when to go.
Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
You'll know because the lights alady.
Speaker 9 (01:15:14):
Yeah, uh huh, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Me and my neighbor Sean.
Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
Would get a box of Teddy Grahams and we thought
this was the funniest ship. We'd put Teddy Grahams in
our belly button and chew them and pretend like it
was a fucking mouth.
Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Okay, man, spot house, you can.
Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
Bring the lights back.
Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Yeah, boots are huge.
Speaker 6 (01:15:41):
Also, probably like fruit snacks and stuff too, I think, yeah,
so for.
Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Sure, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
To answer your question, yeah, Sarah b goes poor Blake
from a fellow curly gurly I identify as male. But yes,
from a yeah shut up from a fellow curly curly.
How do you get your curls will.
Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Get so noise? Do you have a routine or do
you wake up like that? Use sexy bitch? What the
hell does it.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
Say that last part?
Speaker 5 (01:16:10):
I added that last part.
Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
Well, first off, I think my curls look the opposite
of moist. They it looks like it's about to be
a brush fire.
Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Yeah, yeah, it looks like the burning bush, but.
Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
Really it's uh. I use shampoo and I have a
jeep that doesn't have a top, so it's yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Actually, when you get up close to Blake's hair, it's
very brittle looking, you right, It's very unbalanced.
Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Yeah, a mess.
Speaker 8 (01:16:39):
Yeah, I've never got a haircut, and uh.
Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Yeah, what's the maintenance on that? Do you even get
like the ends clipped or like what? Do you just
like take care of your body in any way?
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Or you have to cut off the split ends? I'm
sure you have curious do you.
Speaker 8 (01:16:55):
I literally don't do anything because I'm a fucking rocker.
I'm grunge like Seattle.
Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
What up? Wow?
Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
All right, looks good. Okay, you see how much it's
coming in so much air?
Speaker 8 (01:17:09):
You think Laane Staley fucking cut his dead ends or whatever?
Speaker 7 (01:17:13):
No, man, what his split ends, whatever they're called. I
don't even give a fuck, dude, it's just fucking hair, dude.
Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
Yeah that being said, panting pro vy. Okay, so then
cut it all off. It's just it's just right now,
give me some buzzers can do it bring the buzzers out.
Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Whoa, but dear god, I wish we had buzzers. So
my boy, shirm dog, what's up? Shirm dog? He says,
best nineties sports movie. Go, that's easy. Angels, Angels in
the outfield. No, no, no, no, I take it back.
(01:17:51):
I take it back, sand Lot, Sandlot.
Speaker 5 (01:17:58):
Oh, I know no fuck Mighty Ducks is up there.
Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yah, damn.
Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
There's so many, so many good movies. I mean, we
we all love cool Runnings, we all love good call.
Oh it's got John Candy and the Hot Black Jesus
from the like of Prayer music video.
Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
Okay, deep cut, I remember that dude.
Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I think he had one name. Fuck.
Speaker 5 (01:18:30):
His name was Fu.
Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
Yeah it was Jeff. His headshot was just Fu. You've
got the part.
Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
So Allison and Darren want to know what would be
your last meal?
Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Go?
Speaker 8 (01:18:43):
It would be my mother's turkey pot pie.
Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Is that what you call?
Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Everybody? Say?
Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
Thanks, guys, I really love it.
Speaker 6 (01:18:54):
I can't I can't even think of anything. I'm just
thinking about cheese pizza. For whatever reason, that doesn't seem.
Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Like the last meal thing, But I kind of feel
like that might be it. I don't know. You're like, dude,
I don't know, for some reason, I'm thinking of a food,
but she's pizza.
Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Feels like the worst answer, but it's the dude, it's
super satisfying.
Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
I'm gonna I'm gonna satisfying tree is it? It was
a confusing thought.
Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
Is it from Pizza Hut or Dominoes? And it's delivered
and you have a blockbuster VHS tape that you're ready
to pop in with your homies and you're gonna watch
Goonies in the years nineteen ninety one?
Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Is all?
Speaker 5 (01:19:34):
That sounds great? And then immediately afterwards you're gonna be murdered.
Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
She's people followed by pancakes followed.
Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
By a burrito.
Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
I feel like it's the one thing I would try
and be like pretty cool to like the chef so
that like by the time it was time to murder me, Yeah,
then I'd be like, hook me up and I would
I get Chicago Stown pizza with spinach and underneath that
idea have a giro oh ship.
Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
He'd be like, he'd be like see, because I was
gonna say kind of the same thing, but like I'm
really cool with the chef and he were like homies.
Speaker 2 (01:20:14):
Yeah, and so then like he's a good dude too,
He like he's a good day.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
He baked, he baked into my chicken pop pie, a
key to my handcuffs and a handgun.
Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Ooh, so if anything I get to go out, guns
are blaze. Dang, that's actually a sick movie. The Last
Meal story at.
Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Bay, then you just get murdered without the last meal.
Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
No, I would eat the chicken pot pie and then
I'd have a hand.
Speaker 6 (01:20:40):
Well what are you doing with the gun if you
eat all the chicken potting that too, He's really.
Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
Are you going to run? Like you're eating an entire
chicken pot pie? You think you're gonna be able to run?
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (01:20:49):
Yeah, And I'm just saying if you some holes in
the in the plan, if you eat it, you're gonna
see the gun.
Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
So Alison and Darren say at the end, he also
Blake has a flat ass.
Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
He's a flat ass er. Wow, he's a flat as asser,
says it right there.
Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
So a lot of people say he had the nicest
ass on the pod, but I don't know. I would
say one. I always got to vote for myself because
my ass is fucking dope.
Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Dude, but so fat.
Speaker 5 (01:21:23):
Dursey's ass in those chucky pants. It was something.
Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
Grass I appreciate that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (01:21:32):
As so imagined.
Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Sergo for Kyle, we went to your fade up, fade
out Bye Bye shows in La Whoa, Yeah, when is
new music coming?
Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
And when are you bringing this show to Seattle? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
Oh well, the fade up fade out Bye Bye is
a band that.
Speaker 6 (01:21:48):
I'm in, and we're actually gonna fade out period right now.
Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
We're not sure if we're gonna We're almost fully fake.
Speaker 6 (01:21:53):
We're not sure if we're gonna bye bye or fade
back up. It's been a couple of years, so I
couldn't answer that.
Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Yes, how would you describe your sound? Random?
Speaker 9 (01:22:07):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:22:08):
Okay, wanna be Zappa?
Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
If you would have said wanna be Macklemore, I would
have been at the show, right, I'd.
Speaker 5 (01:22:16):
Pop those tags.
Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
So, Monica, if you could see any grandma naked, who
would it be?
Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Any grandma naked in the world? Grandma?
Speaker 5 (01:22:28):
I mean the christ answer is Laura Bush. There's really
young Grandma's out there.
Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
Laura Bush, the human cat, Laura Bush like George Bush's wife. Yeah,
She's a human.
Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Cat, right, Laura Bush?
Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
What what happened?
Speaker 4 (01:22:44):
I got a feeling that there's like kind tight. I
feel like it's less than tight. I feel like there
might be like a younger, hotter grandma out I know.
Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
But I'm not looking for young and hot because you
can get that via what.
Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
I think he wants.
Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
Dude, I come on, dude, I don't know where you.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Have to young and tight all the time. But do
you when you get to see a president's wife.
Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Shake it? Yeah? Who's your grandma?
Speaker 3 (01:23:15):
And yeah, I feel like I'm picking Laura Bush over
Hillary just for this, just for this.
Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Because you don't know what she's got underneath those doctor
evil outfits she wears.
Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Like who styled her.
Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
They were like, we're gonna make you look like you're
from outer space and I think you'll connect.
Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
To the Earth.
Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
It was the costume designer from Star Trek Next Generation
for sure, and they're.
Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
Like, we've got you. We know exactly what you should wear. Hillary?
Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
So what?
Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Who? What?
Speaker 8 (01:23:46):
Grandma?
Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
I want to see him all dude, I love naked.
Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Grandma's Okay, all right, I'm not an answer. DRTs the
probably like a stelle Getty.
Speaker 7 (01:24:02):
This is the thing about durs he's so old that
he's gonna mention someone no one knows.
Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Oh, you guys have never seen stop her. My mom
will shoot I have I haven't. It turns out they haven't.
Speaker 5 (01:24:15):
Still getting And also I would say eighty five percent of.
Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
The crowd or room McLanahan, if I could get the
whole Golden Girl's cast but naked, okay, yes, if I
could run train on the Golden Girl.
Speaker 5 (01:24:27):
We're not running trained.
Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
It's not the question.
Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
What like I guarantee you if you start and you
end up at be Arthur, she flips you around.
Speaker 8 (01:24:39):
Dude with it with these eyebrows, she's trowing a fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
So, Kyle, I refuse to answer the question.
Speaker 11 (01:24:46):
Thank you for fucking my friend, because naked grandma is
a sacred thing.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Yes, grandma is not what you don't.
Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
Want to see a naked grandma.
Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
So I'm not going to answer that.
Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
I would fuck the gram off from the shining.
Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
It's not about yeah she was tight. Yeah that was
just about so you just you want to witness, witness
the event. You're not fucking these women. These women are
respectable women. It's a president's wife.
Speaker 5 (01:25:15):
I feel like like next question.
Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
I feel like the grandma from Family Matters had something
number sleeve. Oh Harriet, guys, go ahead.
Speaker 8 (01:25:32):
My eyebrows. They're starting to like it's really bad, take.
Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Them off, So do bait Kyle do an Australian accent
and say butt chug.
Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
Uh got some Australians in the.
Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Crowd the uh did I butt chug my butt cheg?
Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
Yeah, it's called bait butt chug butt cheg. They get
cheg get the.
Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Best one you meet, like you Australian girl and then
they talk to you and you're like, you're hilarious, You're
so funny, dude. But child, but chug but child, I
think it's like the prettiest person I've ever seen in
your life.
Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
And child, I think it's bat child. I do too.
Speaker 6 (01:26:17):
I think it's like, oh no, a bot child by
because they say like watch me bubble, I'm going When
they say down, they say like dime.
Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
So the kids wants to know who has the biggest
dick out of all of you.
Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
That's crash. How dare you I got? We get this question.
We get this question almost always.
Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
Yeah, and the answer is durs me Blake Kyle yea.
It's a disgusting question. Embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
The one time we all docked, yeah, four way, Doc,
it was like, this is cool. They all kind of
fit together in a cool weird ways they were. Yeah.
I don't know about biggest, but many for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
So Robert Protesta wants to know who is the dry
guy in the group, meaning who doesn't use lube when
jerking off?
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Not anymore?
Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Seems what you got what you lob off?
Speaker 6 (01:27:19):
You know what happened is I just got tired of
having to have another thing that I needed to do
the thing, so I would I guess it's like an
efficiency thing.
Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Efficiency for sure.
Speaker 5 (01:27:32):
Yeah, all right, well everyone that clapped, you're all are psychos.
Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
No, it's chill, it's chills. You rub your dick raw, No,
because we don't need we don't need something else to
get the job done.
Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Okay, but you know, spit is technically a lub cross.
Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
Also, you know that you're saying we don't the job
to get done, like is fucking and like God lubricates
what you're fucking well, but that's also you know, and
we're in a we're in a megachurch tonight, right.
Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
I think this is about this is this is when
jerking off.
Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
This isn't fucking this is you, of course, But he's
saying like, you don't need to lubricate it to get
the job done. And I'm saying that when Adam and
Eve were creating, God said the snake lub.
Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
It up, and the snake was like, no doubt.
Speaker 6 (01:28:28):
Yeah, yeah, Well, if my hand had a lube, that
naturally came down of it came down.
Speaker 7 (01:28:35):
So you're saying that in with human evolution, you think
that the the male hand should produce some kind of
lubri can't win, you would think.
Speaker 2 (01:28:44):
So it's bullshit that it hasn't yet in the future,
isn't it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Like tadpoles like crawled out of the sea and became
turtles or whatever the fuck happened.
Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Like we should have a little secretion. Yeah, I use
it when I can and then when I can't. You know,
always a half half okay, okay, all right, it's always
nice fifty. It's also like wash. It's like washing a car,
you know, just give it a wax, you know what
I mean. I don't understand, but I well, you don't
(01:29:15):
wash your hair. What is that It's like washing your car?
Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Give it.
Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
We're just taking care like the skin wax would be
way too sticky. I'm not saying I literally use wax.
I'm saying it's like waxing a car, whether.
Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
You're just taking care of it. Sure, yeah, sure you
would say that's.
Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
What it's so, Spectra Dick is what we're saying.
Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
I'm just taking honey, don't come in here. I'm just waxing.
I'm just taking care of the skin of my fuck.
Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
Okay, okay, So are there any epic giveaways? Any uh
take backs? Apologues?
Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
I feel like I got some epic giveaways.
Speaker 8 (01:29:48):
I'm gonna give these motherfucking.
Speaker 7 (01:29:49):
Eyebrowser oh man, Yeah those are not epic at all.
Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
Yeah, that wasn't which Oh any take backs, any apologies
anything like that, Candy critiques, dead ringers, you know thoughts.
Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
I would like to, if anything, thank you to Blake
for putting the spotlight on Kyle so often, because guys,
this doesn't happen that often that Kyle gets the spotlight.
Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
It doesn't and he is my favorite actor of all time.
Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
So it's Kyle ed Harris.
Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Oh and real quick, I wanted to say thank you
to Angela Powell for coming out. She was just she
just found out she has stage four colon cancer. And
then she said, y'all really gave me my flowers. Oh boy,
okay to us, which is hilarious. Thank you, Angela. You're
you're very, very funny, and we wanted to say thank
(01:30:53):
you for coming out.
Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Yeah, I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
If you don't have vi P afterwards, coming to the
front of the stage, our manager will take care of
you and we'll give you T shirts and all kinds
of cool stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
So, yeah's wearing the toilet car.
Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
And now that we've said that, I don't want to
see some fucking bros like, yo, I got colon canes,
are two dogs?
Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Check it out around plus right, none of that. How
sweaty is my ass? Now I got no take backs.
You guys were fucking awesome. Yeah you guys, right, you
guys beautiful. I told you they'd be awesome. He was like, yeah,
I was on the fence. But see, thank you guys so.
Speaker 5 (01:31:34):
Much for coming out. Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Throw some shirts.
Speaker 8 (01:31:40):
Oh yeah, throw some freaking shirts, dude.
Speaker 9 (01:31:43):
Hell yeah, Lie, we'll do it live.
Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
We'll do it live. Do it lived that it's important.
I'm gonna come. Thank you so much. Seattle we had
a blast. Thank you so much for coming up you
guys sity. We really love you guys. Thanks sprawled the support.
Speaker 5 (01:32:14):
This was another episode.
Speaker 8 (01:32:15):
Huh Itz.
Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Report.
Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
Thank you so much.
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