Ep 182: Live From Omaha: Adam Comes Homaha

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
This is important.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Oh yeah, the four dudes who talk about coming diarrhea live.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Give it up first, tug at titties. You're flying without kids.
Good luck with that.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
I knew a middle school teacher of yours, you pancake dick,
fuck face.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Buckle up. Oh my god, we made it. Wowlyma ha,
I said.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
As we're pulling into this city, I said, like thirty times, like, hey, guys,
welcome homah.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, that's good. And I don't know, I don't think
anybody's ever said that before that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
No, I think that was an original thing that I
just came up with on the on the drive end.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's a dope original thought to have. Yeah, it's he
comes origin. Now there we go. Maybe the mess when.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
You like, uh, when you would come home from college
or what I didn't go to college. When I came
home from it you imagine you read this in a book.
When I came home from smoking weed with you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah yeah yeah, and then and then like un ironically
saying to my friends like that.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
They'd be like, welcome, Homa Hall, and I'd be like,
it's good to be back, Homa Hall.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
You know it wasn't that sounded ironic, but it was.
It was from your heart and from your soul.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah. Yeah, at that time, it was yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
You have to get that tatted across your chest tonight, dude, bring.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
The tattoo artist out. We're getting a lot of ink done.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
I don't think we couldn't get or like on your
lower back if it just said holah, welcome to my
ho la haul.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Okay, yes to you, I'll no no please, no, no no,
it's the last stop on the tour. Points are flying tonight, okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I feel like you are really willy nilly with points,
specifically to Durs. I feel like Kyle and I could
say something very funny.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yes we can, and we don't and we do we should.
Points are different. Points are different than funny. And if
you didn't know that by now, you'll never know.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
And what what is the reason for this hat? There's
what did you think that everyone in Omaha dresses like this?
Or what was the I okay, truth be told. This
is whiteface. I feel like I'm putting something on right now.
I went to I also went to mass pro Shop
today and I was gonna come fully camoed out.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
That's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Those places are insane. And then as I like held up.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
They're Disneylands for your dad, you know, well some dads.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
As I held up the camo, it was like the
montage in the movie No One's Seen Which One Bamboozled,
where they're like hudding the shoe polish on their face
again and now they're really not into it. I just
held it up and I was like, this, this isn't
anymore not you.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Can't do it.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
You're not a cam Yeah, zero points and also I
need extive points. I don't know if it was bright
or this fucking hat definitely tried to loft one to
the top.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Bunk up there, dude, hit a speaker, it's right there.
It was I got that coming out of the to
a real rough start.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
But isn't my have fun that that'll be that'll be
a fun way to end the tour. Just it explodes
thirty two dead at the Orpheum Royeah Electrical shock.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Now and then they said, now this was important, this
was important.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Yeah, now this actually was that it's important. No points there,
and so I'm giving you ten point.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Uh oh see see that's what happens when you when
you don't drink the buzzball and you just.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Pour it all over. I'm good, I'm good. Look at
ten points. Yes, well, it's so good to be back.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
I don't get back here that often, which sucks, dude,
because my family up and moved to Lake at the Ozarks, Missouri.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Right, so yeah, damn yeah, yeah, damn no.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
They're pretty happy with the decision. But yeah right, yeah, yeah.
They live on the lake, so it's pretty cool for them.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
But they're like, no, live in the suburbs like us
live in the suburbs.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
But I miss it. I missed coming back here. Man.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Last time I was not the last time, but the
time before I was here, I did this thing called Becoming,
which was like this weird dot documentary about myself but
I'm not I'm not dead yet.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Lebron James put it on is for Disney Plus and
they like, it's like how you became who you have become,
and it was like me and they didn't mean Anthony
Davis and a bunch of like figure skaters and ship
and and and uh and and then they did. They
were like, a big thing was me uh being hit

(05:26):
by the cement truck, you know, because I was hit
by a cement truck.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
We're on one hundred and forty fourth at Harrison. No
big deal.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah, these streets. I'll stay bleeding in these streets.
Hello Acts to Memorial.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
And so they were like they're like, yeah, just look
misty eyed out at the intersection. So it's just awkwardly
me standing in the intersection going.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Like that's the spot, that's the spot. There it is.
So I was crying about it.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I kept I kept saying I kept saying how mangled
I was, and they're like, maybe a different word, and
I'm like, I was mangled.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Though, okay, I was all twisted up. I was like,
that's where I was mangled. And they're like, just say
that's where the accident happened.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Like that's where the accident mangled me, and they're stop
saying mangled. There's And another thing that I kept doing
that they cut out, which I was bombed, is I
kept kneeling down. I would kneel down to the ground
and then touch the ground and go.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Bro, see that's fucking fire, dude, that's good content.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
And then I would do this like three or four
times and then go.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, that's what fucking dads do.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
After they give you like a real heart to heart talk.
They it's like, hey, no jerking off in the living room.
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, is this cleaning it up? Because I'm not tweeting
this up again, and that's.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
That I'm not cleaning this up with my hands. Dan,
all right, you know what, actually, just go get me
a towel, right, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
So I did. They took me everywhere. I went back
to my old high school, Millard South High School.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, to.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
To my old drama my old drama teacher, Missus Baker,
and uh she is she here? She acted like she
was like I was her favorite. She's like, we loved you,
and I'm like, no, you didn't.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Your favorite. I was not your favorite. What what plays
did you do in high school? What was your big
jump off? Fucker? What plays didn't I do? Bitch?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Got something in the streets and I stay wearing way
too much makeup in high school productions.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Damn. But but seriously, like just a couple of plays
did I did? Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I would do the comedy every year, and I did
Harvey were you know, is Harvey Bunny?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Bunny is like the invisible Bunny? Yeah? Is it? It's
not a Christmas one, is it? No?

Speaker 4 (08:01):
And I remember I got I like missed, I fucked
up my lines. But then I went on an improv tirade.
It's like I was like, my god, I am weaving
gold up here. Yeah, and a scene that was supposed
to take two minutes took eleven minutes. We went off
they and I don't think it was good in hindsight.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
I think I was just on stage and loving every second.
And there's no way you're.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
Gonna be on stage and be like, fu, this sucks
and go for eleven minutes.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, dude, I rewrote that bitch. Yeah that's weird. And
now that yeah, now there's this cool sex scene in
the middle, and then the Harvey comes in and then
and I start fucking Harvey just for theater teachers, just

(08:50):
like two years. I loved you, I love you. You're
the best. I don't love you, but.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
I but then I kept trying to get that like
I would on the theater stage.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
I like kneeled down and was.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Like, right right, let me let me wipe up this
chits from Harvey the production you jerked off in all
these places.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
And then also I was like, I was like, maybe
I make like a big ass donation and like help
the school and like make this theater like really dope.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Like bring it in the New State of the Heart.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
And then I was like, miss Baker, how much would
it take to uh really turn this theater around?

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Thinking it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Like ten grand and uh oh no no she was
like I don't know, maybe a million, And I go, no,
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, yeah that's a lot by right.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
I was like I didn't then say, like I was
thinking about donating. I was like, wow, so you have
to ask the state for that.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Or she had to go high. She had to go
high though, Yeah. She was like how deep are these pokers? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:52):
I guess I have done enough dumb commercials that she's like,
this guy's a whore for money.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
He's done some ship, right, he could do it.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Yeah, he can finance it million buck dude. When they
interviewed the last thought, well, I remember when they interviewed me.
They got me to a point where I actually cried
as well, Like I was like, yeah, but then they
fucking cut it out and I was like, thank god,

(10:18):
you know, oh yeah, you tried talking about Adam.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I did. I did in the it's in the raw footy.
I feel like I just got there. I was like,
this is what they want.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
But it's because you kept calling me your mangled friend.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah. I was like Adam, he just he told me
the story and he was just so mangled. He was
just so mangled, mangler.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
I imagine when you got hit by that truck that
it was like one of those movies where like the
superhero gets hurt, hit and then the whole truck like implodes.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
On it like folds around you very much. Not like that.
He thought it was gonna be. He tried to shoulder
block the truck and he's like bad idea. Yeah, I
don't funk.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
With superhero movies now, yeah, because I'm like fake, not real,
not real.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
That would actually really hurt you. Yeah. He would go
flying two hundred feet like a doll. Yeah, five hundred feet.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I was hit in uh uh, Sarpie County and I
landed in Douglas.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Okay, oh shit, my man's dropping the counties.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Ye, Sarpy, what is that one that that is, dude.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
That is I don't even know if Pomme Roy is
still a band, and I hope they're here.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I hope. I hope Jeff Pomeroy or whatever his name
is uh is here right now. That's their last name, dude,
I don't know, dude.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
They were a band in the early two thousands that
we fucking loved d p O m E r O
y SMO pie hits you right between the eye skshy
y why because they're super fly.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Never let that music die, dude. That's how I met
this guy.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
I'm like, oh too, just all palm Roy all the
time in Orange County.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, when I Adam, you came to Orange County, you
came in hot.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, dude, they Orange County had never seen hair that
hard before.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Wow, but that can't be true, right, Orange County had
some hard hair back and the night.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Like Adam had some frosted tips. Your butterfly sugar baby guy.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Oh yeah, Orange County does notoriously Adam fitting perfectly.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yes, very hard hair like that was your influence.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
No, Like obviously you're from here, but like I was
always called so cal vibe.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
I was always up in the pack son, being like,
how do I look Californian?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Right? Yeah? How do I figure this out? Pack?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Son is just bill abong head to toe right? People
are like you surf and I'm like, yeah, board, what's
the little board?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, little one? You were putting Son in in your
arm hair. I like that.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Your first day at college you were rocking Heely's. You're like,
this is California, right, Like.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, I'm just soap showing everywhere. I'm just grinding on ships.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
So what's up, bros Hey, here you go. I got
it up for you.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Pizza pizza you never had It's so good? See Yo's pizza. Dude,
I love Blake.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Blake comes into town and immediately clocks my two favorite.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
He's like, Zeo's pizza. What's that about? And I'm like,
Yeo's pizza. You never had it so good? See Yo's pizza.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
By the way, I remember in my child brain, I
remembered it being way sexier. I don't know why, but
I just thought it was a sassy, sexy black woman
who's just like zee Yeo's pizza.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Right, you never had it so good? And I'm like,
I haven't. That explains a relationship.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
With It turns out it was like a skinny white
dude who was deep into prints.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
CEO's pizza stick up Brad, stick up Yo ass Yo's
pizza extra cheese means we fuck you in the back.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
And then you also mention, uh, Romeos, not a typical
restaurant meals not you.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
We got it. That one.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
I have to go on YouTube for that sounds like
that's a typical restaurant, dude. And then I love what
they say, not your typical restaurant, not.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Typical place, not your typical restaurant, and it's not your
typical taste, oh, which is a little bit like sometimes
you want that, sometimes you want to taste, want it
to taste like Mexican food.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Yeah. What I love about.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
It is they're already they're just doing some other ship too,
because it is good. I do like Romeos, but then
they're also like Mexican food and also pizza, right yes,
and also kettle.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Corn, Like I actually just got it though. It's not
cho typical pizza restaurant. That's what That's what he was saying.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
So it's like they're really taking the Mexican pizza thing
to heart.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, they really are.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yeah, choice, Yeah, pizza nacho typical restaurant.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I think I can play the song.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
We might have to sit through a Hyundai ad or
a Joe Biden add.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
What you say, it's not like the Caribbean beat. I
like how it's like it's like island Caribbean beat to
this is definitely.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Not They were like, you like Mexican food and the
sweet sounds of the Caribbean. They're like, no, come, yeah,
you know there's not one guy named Romeo working there, right, guys.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Named Tony there's with pizza. Your microphone is all We
gotta get him a new microphone that such an acid button.
But this thing, it's because it's because I hit the speaker.
This motherfucking thing. It is okay horn everybody.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Oh sh say look at him, hold that microphone like okay, like.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
This like this that's fire. Also, did you need a
headset microphone this whole tour? Now that I think about it,
I can do my laptop with one hand. Yea, what
have we been doing? It's always like.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
You have had a Madonna type like you're ready to
do a full on dance number. I've never liked because
you were like, I need it for my laptop. But
now that I'm seeing it. You don't use two hands
with the laptop.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
What's weird is every time I've ever been on a
laptop it's been like this. Okay, okay, those in the
front rowers is jerking off again. I'm just holding a microphone.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
What's cool about doing these hometown shows is uh? I
mean my family's all here. Uh yeah, I guarantee you.
I have like some middle school teachers that are like,
you know what, I'm gonna go support him.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
That's awesome. What's up? Middle school teachers? Middle school teachers?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
But as we've established on this podcast, as we know,
teachers are just trying to fuck children and give them drugs.
This has been proven almost continuously, mostly in Omaha. Yeah,
I'm not like the bearer of bad news here.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
There were some rumors, but nothing proven.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
They never they never were coming after the mangled boy.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
No, they steered clear of the young mangled man. Were
you skipping over the one in the wheel chair? He
ain't got no dick, probably Dick Dick. We call him
pancake cock. I mean, Adam your teachers.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, who has the number for problems?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Seven? Pancake?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
All right, I'm handing back the test all we go,
beaver Dick.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
That's like a good job on that one. Oh yeah,
that boy a mile geez. Look at pancake, Adam.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Were you really throwing it out to your teachers like
trying to get him to discuss this?

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Teachers sat in your wheelchair like this.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Adam was like, yeah, miss Baker did, but that was
just to get some air airflaw.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
You're sitting a lot because that pancake. I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
I wasn't in a wheelchair. By by high school, I
was out of the wheelchair. I think freshman year, I
had one of my last surgeries and uh and then
I and then I.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Was able bodied. They said you'd never walk again and
talk again. But anyway we go.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, so I was up. I did.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
I did have one teacher that I mean, is this
gonna get dark? Nor is it good to somebody? And
in hindsight, I was like, oh, I was being a creep.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
But I was just a I was a fourteen year old,
fifteen year old boy, So I.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Was like, I just thought she was a sexy teacher.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
So I'd always like fake flirt with her in front
of the class as a bit. And then I had
a legitimate question after class one day and I'm like,
what's up, Ma?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
You know how I talked? What's up?

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Girl?

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Can I ask you about that that problem? And she
would not talk to me alone in class. She was like,
I'll talk to you in the hallway, right.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Because she didn't.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
She wasn't sure your teacher was afraid of you.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Is afraid of She's like she was a lot bigger.
She could have taken me for She said, no, I
saw your production of Harvey. I saw that eleven minute tirade.
Keep that door open. I'm well aware of that.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
And you keep singing fucking Zeo's Pizza with your dick out?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Ma, Ma, what's that about CEO's pizza? You never had
it so wet?

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Did you guys have a uh like a hot teacher
or a cool teacher that all the dudes or all
the girls were like all about like because looking back now,
I'm like fucking weird. Like in middle school, we had
a teacher who had like a Caribaner keychain. This is
like ninety, This is like ninety.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
There's just the oldest person we know.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
He had a caribbean er fucking keychain like this. He
was like the first dude, what is that cabin? That's
the little clip.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Right thing right for climbing keys. Yeah, everybody, every girl
wanted to just like fuck this dude. Really Yeah, how
did he handle that? He was just well, I don't know,
but like he was pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Okay, yeah, uh no, I don't think anybody wanted to
fuck our teacher.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
We had not even like a high We had a
super pervert teacher. We've established that.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
And like, go to all the girls volleyball, volleyball, go
to all the girls volleyball.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Adam just called that working at yearbook. Yeah, the same thing. Wait,
what what teacher was it.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
I'm not gonna say this man, dude, Hey, we'll edit
it out.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
And these are all my friends and family, so don't
do it. Don't do it, don't do it. Don't. Oh yeah, no,
I remember that I was drunk all the time.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
That's the other thing is like, as you get older,
you realize how many of your teachers were fucked up.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
It's like just like, yeah, his face is just always
super red whatever, right we had.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
It always just smells like Grandpa, and that's fine. I
don't know. I guess as you get older, you just
smell like whiskey.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
We had a cool janitor who told us he saw
one of our assistant principles doing crack. Oh really just
he was like, don't fuck with that guy. We saw
him doing crack. And I was like, but cool janitor.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Your janitor told you don't fuck with that guy. I
saw him doing crack about your principal, assistant principal. Yes, yeah,
that's dope.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, that's just a cool rumor to start.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, it's like, hey, you know you're assistant principal, don't
fuck with that guy.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
But like the cool janitor, he was cool, like you
trusted him. Yeah, you trust the janitor. I feel like
that's somebody your ship. Literally. Yeah, they've cleaned it up. Yeah,
they know.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
They always are the ones that walk in on you
smoking cigarette, smoking weed and you're.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Like, bro right, I got you, it's okay. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
I feel like the janitor would have been like, you're
smoking weed in school, I'm ratting you out.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Give me your weed.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
You didn't have a cool janitor, No, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Dickhead janitors.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
I don't know if there were so much dickheads as
mostly they're just you know, underpaid and they're cleaning up
a lot of table adults teenager ship.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah, so they're a little bombed.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Yeahads, not so much dickheads. They're just like, yeah, well
someone Exorcist style vomited all over the girls bathroom.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
So that's my afternoon. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
I don't know how it happened, but there was diarrhea
on the ceiling of the science class.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
I got you, bro.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
What's cool though, is that, like the physics teacher comes in,
he's like, the actually, this is a pretty cool lesson,
so gravity it's fun.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I can stand on my head and shoot diarrhea up
to the physics teachers.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
They had that one week or day or whatever it
was where they thought they were fucking geez.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
They were like, so today we're playing with fire and
you're like I do that shit every day.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
And you're like that is Imagine how pumped they are
when they're like, okay, so this is what I call
dry ice.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
The dry ice, it's hilarious or what was it?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Like the were they would like freeze the banana instantly,
like watch real banana, right, and then they dip it
in they like smack it and explode.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
They're like, hey, don't put your dick in that stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I mean, yeah, hey, pancake dick, don't flop that in here.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
That will be a frozen ego waffle.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Before you know it, we're gonna have to stick your
dick in a toaster.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I mean, adam science, I'm drunk. I'm sorry, I'm drunk.
I mean wasted, I mean fucked up, I mean sober.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
It's science. Did you guys ever?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
But I did enjoy like the one where like you
put an egg in a shoe box and you had
to like build whatever kind of and then you dropped
it off the building or.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
The top of the feel.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
Yeah, you guys had different Uh, we didn't do any
of this ship Did you ever build?

Speaker 5 (24:54):
Like?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
They're just cut spending for science? Real early on? Did
you hear what I said? The shoe box and buy eggs?
Also eggs. I had to do this. I definitely had
to do that. I built.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
I built a fucking little parachute for mine and threw
it off the bleachers and he went.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Oh, that's pretty cool. I don't know if that was
legal and where I came from. Oh, really, you couldn't
do that. I think it had to be like internal
something or other. Science. Yeah, but you know I did.
I just put hell eggs in there, so one of
them was going to survive. Yeah, And they were like, well,
I love it. There you go, law of averages. What
kind of science experiments did you do, Adam? If you

(25:31):
didn't have any, here we go, dude.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
I just remember we cut open a frog and that
was kind of a big deal.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
See, I didn't. I didn't like that. I actually loved it.

Speaker 7 (25:43):
You did.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, it's kind of a thing I do. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
And you're not a serial killer if you kill other
serial killers' true?

Speaker 1 (25:51):
True, that's true.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
I think we talked about this. Shout out to Eva Swift.
When we dissected pigs, she cut the tongue out of
the pig, and then the rest of the day she
would just walk by people's desks.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
And throw the tongue on.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
It then and you didn't know what it was because
you weren't with her for that class, and then you'd
be like, what is this like a racer and she's like,
that's a pig's tongue.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Oh man, that's a cool person. Stories about his high
school that I'm like, that did not fly. Why did
you just throw a band aid on my table? It's
a pig's tongue. It's a human penis hungry. I don't
want to have pancakes.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Why is that, Adams?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Did you guys build the bridge out of popsicle sticks?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Or were popsicles we built? We built the bridge out
of spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Adams, like we built homes out of otter pop plastic.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, well I was in these class.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
I was in these like they smart kids and put
them in a room, padded room. Uh, and that's where
I was just shoveled off to.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, yeah, okay, they called the special, so I don't know. Okay,
that's pretty cool. That's cool.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
First time was the first time, I know, you came
to our buddy Austin Anderson's wedding.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah, like two thousand, yeah, something like that out.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Here and then uh, and then you came.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Was the first time you came for when I shot
my special here at the Orpheum Theater.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I shot special, my Netflix special.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
People were I've only been in this theater and then
on an airplane in the mountains.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
So I take you to the same spots, just the
old Spaghetti Works and here.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Yeah, dude, I was so stoked on the Old Spaghetti Works.
I'm like we have to go to the Old Spaghetti
Works and they're like, okay, and that's like your favorite restaurant,
like best restaurant in the city.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
O yo. To be fair, that place was fucking pop
in the h It was packed.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Yeah, and we went at like three pm, when you're
not supposed to be eaten.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
No hey, and it was thing about us Nebraskans. We
stay right.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
We sat at a table, but they did have like
booths that were like kind of behind like wood or whatever, behind.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Wood and like what in like a weird kind of
like not great seat.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
And this woman, like the hostess, brought a couple to
the booth that was behind the wood thing, and the
woman was so excited and I was like.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Just like I got one of the wood wall booths.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
You can't see anything because much that's why we enjoyed
the simple things here.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
What are you doing? That's awesome if guys, Yeah, we
love CEO's pizza.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
The Old Spaghetti Works in the Henry Dorley Zoom called
out a fucking weekend.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
I've been there.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
We get the spaghetti because that's the name of the restaurant.
Blake famously always does not order well right.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Well, I walked in and there was a whiteboard and
it said Saturday Special.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
And I'm like, I'm gonna need that yeah on the
whiteboard that they just made up?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Yeah right, and uh yeah. It was an intense me
in a restaurant.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
When they do like a Saturday special, that just means
all the ship that's about to go back.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
This is what I was trying to tell them. They
got to get rid of the scraps from the week. Bro. Yeah,
It's true.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
It had a bunch of random ship in and I
don't know what was so scrappy over here. It is
like had some weird ass little mushrooms. Uh, some like
cut up sausage. It was like jambalayah adjacent. Yeah, just
like random fucking pizza crust.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I don't know. It was like pizza, but I never
had it so good.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
That's not the But I feel like you kind of
left something out at him.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
What's up with fucking runsas.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Dude, Dude, They're awesome And the amount of times I've
DMed with Runs because I'm always talking about Runza and
I'm they're always like DM and being hey, thanks for
mentioning us in that thing, and I'm like you're welcome
send me some right, right, and they literally they never do.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
They're like, buy a fucking runs, asshole, to be fair,
to be fair, do they have them to send? Like
is it a restaurant or yeah, you can answer. We'll
have the same question. It's the same thing. Can you
can you can you travel with the runs? Can send
runs in the mail? Yes? You can? Can you answer?
You'll shut up, there's more of my question. Okay, I'm done.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Okay, yes, dude, they they will freeze the runs a.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Dry ice, dry eyes. I want to send you fucking
runs this dude.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
That way, when you're across the country and you're trying
to watch Nebraska lose by three points, right, it's if.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
You're trying to watch order trash.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Twenty over twenty seasons now of losing by three points,
that sucks. If you're trying to soak in that for
a Saturday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
To hold up to like Wisconsin, then you.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Could go in your freezer, get a run to and
enjoy that. That's that'll be the bright spot of the game.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, yeah, tweakies, that's what it's like. Should we get
those later?

Speaker 4 (31:09):
By the way, that that that Dylan Ryola kid uh okay, okay,
five star recruit. He's evidently he's visiting Nebraska. I think
he visited, uh yesterday.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
This is well, this array of hope is that what
this is what Nebraska fans.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
What we like to do, is we we fail miserably.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Okay, and then at the end of the season there'll
be a glimmer of hope and and we go national
champs next year.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Were coming back. So that's where we're at now. So
your national next year.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
And that's what the best part of of Nebraska football
is not the football season. Was right after the football
season when you go, you know what, we lost by
three points seven times. So imagine if we didn't, right, yeah,
imagine if we won those games that we lost.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Dude, that's true, we'd be fucking undefeated.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
We would have been great if we've won all the
games that we lost.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
That's so true. I never looked at it that way.
This is such a losing is just winning.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
But not dude, And I like how we're all gonna
turn We're about we're so close to turning on Warren Buffett,
the Oracle of Omaha, who we all just instinctually love
because he's like eighty years old.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
He's rich but not an asshole about Yeah, and yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
He just goes to DQ every day. Dude whips around
town in a camera. Do we know his order at
at DQ? I know he gets an ice cream cone.
This fucking houses that thing.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
I was I was hoping he got like a blizzard
with like nerds, right Blizzard.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
He's like, I'm a little cookie.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
No, Nebraska fans are about to turn on him because
because now that you can enter the portal and you
can like actually pay these players some money. Yeah, we're
all going fucking Warren, right, drop a little coin, brother,
fucking slice off a piece of that pie.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
But you gotta look, this is Warren Buffett.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Like, he's not gonna it's a bad investment to just
give a kid a bunch of money.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
He's not showy this This dude drives a camera. Yeah
I know. I mean, but he'll be like, I'll buy
more books. Yeah. Also, what is this portal that you're
talking about? What is this you can pay? You could?
I don't even really understand. So this is what Adam's
talking about. There's two things.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
There's the transfer portal, which you used to get like
lockdown if you wanted to transfer.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
You couldn't play for a little bit.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Now you could just transfer willy nilly and name, image
and likeness means you can get paid.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
So people can basically pay you to come to schools. Okay,
So yeah, I looked into how much it's what it
is now, the right right. I looked how much he
would cost. I was like, was maybe ten grand.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
He's looking at like he's looking at like four million,
and I'm like, and I back away.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I made basic cable television money.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Okay, I got I got ten grand? Right, you talked
upon I'm talking talk to if you need ten k.
And it's gonna make my life. Veterans anyway, come at me.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
It is dope that it's like the best quarterbacks in
the nation are making just as much as like the
hottest nobody gymnastics chick at like East Central Mississippi Technical
Institute of doing the Splits.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yes, that's cool. Yeah, I like that. I love America. Yeah, hey, uh, Isaac,
do we get some beers out here? Oh?

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Please, sexy bastard, kind of a nasty dude.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
There's your boy, everybody. Your booms are huge. Your booms
are huge. The last top of the tap. Are you
gonna show your nipples the last time? The butt cheeks
or something the shakes or something. Hot hot hot hot,
come on baby, whoa.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah yeah, hot hot hot hot hot Wow yeah yeah
whoa order trash.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
The simple things, man, this is a simple thing.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
My god man, how you can be so skinny and
so fat at the same time.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
It's it is.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
That is not something that I can do when I
get fat. I'm just a fat little fuck.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah. You can't hold it, can't hide it? No, no, Yeah,
dude is nasty all he's.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Got that umbert him. Speaking of nasty dudes, you you
you are a couple of nasty dude nasty Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Like we got Hey, Todd, is it cool if we
show these people just how nasty we are?

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Uh Oh, I'm kind of a nasty dude.

Speaker 8 (36:20):
I like it when a girl sucks all my tits.
I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when
a girl sucks all my tits. I'm kind of a
nasty dude. I like it when a girls sucks all
my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like
it when a girls sucks.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
All my tips. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I
like it when a girl sucks so my tips. I
kind of a nasty dude, like.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
Tiss tits, my tits. Look, I'm kind of a nasty dude.
I like it when a girl sucks all my tits.
I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when
sucks all my titsitties, cities, cities.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
I'm kind of ansty jo.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
I like I'm when I go suck so my tits,
I kind of ansty due.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
I like it when it goes suck so much. You're
a steep dude.

Speaker 9 (37:19):
I love it when it go stuck so my tits come, daddy,
cities sit damn, Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
She went back for seconds. Wow, I'm so holy ship
though all the way around the good She didn't.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Even like it's gonna be like licked on that ship.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
It was hot, hotly home, like we can't.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
We made that song as a joke a while back,
but after that experience, I do.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
As you should, brother, I should. That sounds really good. Yeah, dude,
it feels good. God damn.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
And it's cool that Nebraska has such a reputation of
being like wholesome and yeah, yeah, like that's kind of
our thing.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
And then.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
I like to think that that that little quarterback dude
came in to the show just then and he's like, yeah,
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna play here.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah, not for me. Let us show you what the
art seems like around here.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
But if you're listening on the if you're listening at home,
three people were stabbing each other on the way to
the stage.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
That's how crazy it got to slop.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Up Blake's sweaty nipples. Yeah, and now she's she's back
in her seat going like going like this, going.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Just to get the little hairs, but from between her teeth,
I do weirdly have pretty like hairy nipples, She says,
you do.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
You have no body here, but there's a lot around
your But that's that's that's that's yeah, that's that's not
this that's not so typical?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Is that not so typical? Male chest chest?

Speaker 2 (39:14):
I'm I'm pretty I'm a little like I'm a little.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm I'm a little Uh what do
they call that that bear?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
The California sun bear?

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Yea, yeah, like that has just like the little furry
pouch on on his belly.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Do you think the rest of it's not furry. Huh
what No, the rest of me isn't furry.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
No, but you were like a California sunburn sun bear.
It's got it's it's like a different color.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, Like virtually he's our human dolphin.
We're putting him back down. Man, let it all hang out. Hey.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
By the way, you guys are all looking at us
going like, wow, they don't keep it very tight.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
No, no, no, it it's a hell you would be.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Right this tour we're talking about doing like the Biggest
Loser after this or something like that, because it's insane.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Another surgery next week. I think I'm gonna lose that one.
I'm gonna be two hundred and fifty pounds by next week,
which is big.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Did you say fifty? Yeah, you're knocking on two fifty. No,
I'm at two five five right now. But I think
I'm having a hit. Another hip surgery because I'm old
as fuck, right, and you that's what you get when
you turn forty. The doctors go, we should work on
both your hips.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Right, So I'm having another one next week and then
from then on, I what I do is I eat my.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Feelings, right, well hopefully like you have to start eating
through a bag or something.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Yeah, I will say, since this is our last show
of the tour.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
The fact, dude, Adam has.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Been going through some damn ship man with these hits,
but he made every damn show you showed up, brother.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Oh yeah, points to Adam ten of them.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Yeah, yes, he's done a lot this show.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Yes, yes, yeah, so Adam got twenty points.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
I am I am paid to be here, but yeah, uh,
it's for the love, dude. I will like to shout out,
thank you, Blake. That was sweet of you. I will
like to shout out. My parents are here in the audience.
They made the drive out, They made the drive up
from Almaha, ebrask If we can bring the house.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Lights up, I'd like to make a big fucking deal
about my parents being.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
I see him, Stan see them, I saw him there.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Everybody legend m.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Points for making at them.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
I was brooding his ballack and then came out of
her vagina. That's how it works as science. Yeah, eggs dropped.
I'm recently learning all about this because my wife is pregnant.
So I'm like, so you're like you.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
That's how it happened.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah, you're like, what what happened? I'm like, yuck, dude.
I did not think it was like that at all.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Dude. That is foul.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
That was just mad, so big they were. They went
through a lot of raising me. You know this cement
truck injury. I kept almost dying a lot. Yeah, there's
been like three or four, like truly, I almost died scenarios.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Then you almost killed many people. Yeah, I'm always almost
killing a bunch of people.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Stay, stay bleeding in the streets and stay eating bro
I stay.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
I stayed doing a lot of things. They almost went
to prison for me. I threw a party that was
so uh wild in high school.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Wait, was anybody at this party? Like that's in the audience.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
I feel like some of those people are faking, But
I bet four or five of them were. The cop
is here I had. I had a party going into
my seat. I think it is my senior year of
high school.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
It was like the last weekend of summer and I go,
I'm gonna throw a party in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
And I put up a bunch of tents. We're not rich.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
It was like a regular ass backyard and I just
was like, I put up tents, being like, everybody just
drink inside the tents, and when you're out of the tents,
don't drink because my parents are home.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Oh yeah, that lasted for half of a minute.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
And then, of course it's high school, so everybody tells
everybody else.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
It's like there's a party at you know that little
mangle boy.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Yeah he's having party.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Oh yeah, pancake co.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Yeah, hey wait he's Oh ship, what's up too?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
So like eight hundred kids showed up at my fucking house, Like,
if you guys could all go in the tent please?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Like this party sounds intents?

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah, yes, I like to think you weren't shaking his hand,
you were breaking it.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
You're like, stop, you're embarrassing shop to the intense joke. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
So then and then obviously I set it up for
like one was hard liquor, one was specifically bush light.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I love.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
This one was that this is the weed smoking tent,
you know whoa and uh and that didn't work at all.
And uh when the cops showed up, I was I
am speakers, set up you know, as one does for
a chill party, and uh I was blasting blink. Okay,

(44:36):
let's go, let's go, and uh, I go to the cops,
just drunk off my ass.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
I'm like seventeen years old, and I.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Go, sorry, officers, Uh, I'll turn it down, and they're like,
we're arresting you and everyone here.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Keep up the good work. You guys are great. Grab
a beer on the way, yeah, grab a bush light.
It's in the third tent over there. You're gonna want
to stop by the yag and then hit the weed tint.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeah, yeah, swing through the Goldschlager tent.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Hey, and don't tell my dad. Meanwhile, your dad is
in the weed tin. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Now, my dad was so furious, dude, like he just
you know, he didn't want us to.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
He was like, they're gonna be drinking. And my mom's like, Dennis.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Now they're not gonna be I knew I do a
good impression of both of my parents. And my dad
was like, Jesus Christ, they're gonna be fucking wasted. Yeah,
and my mom's like, oh gosh, Dennis, they're not gonna
be drinking.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Adam said, they're just putting up tents because there's gonna
be a sleepover.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, he's having one of those eight hundred people sleepover.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
We've all been there, dude, the hell of the like,
we have like one police helicopter in Omaha. There's not
like a ton of police helicopters here. And I mean
maybe there's more now, but in one there was like
one guy. It was the one guy in the police helicopters.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Like, I guess, fucking I'll be up here. He was
like shining in my backyard. Scary.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
It was sick, dude. Yeah, and he goes, just tell
everyone to go inside the house.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
So I go up to the top of the stairs
and I'm like run, run, I'm like, everyone, get out
of here.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
He instantly started crying. Yeah, my voice just cracking like crazy.
I was.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
And then and then we ended up getting like twenty
sakes or twenty eight counts of procuring alcohol the miners.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Dude, that's a lot.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
And then and then it was like one hundred thousand
They said it was up to one hundred thousand dollars
fine per child.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
And my dad is like, oh Jesus Christ, I'm financially
ruined forever. Yeah, And that was.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
For me, good for my mom and my dad. So
obviously we're super fucked.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
I like to think you were on the news and
it's like footage from the chopper and it's just you crying, going.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Ruh, dude.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
I like it's like I was like a fucking crack
kingpin or something. The way they just fucking hustled in there.
They were tackling kids. My friend was on acid in
the party, and he got away by hiding in my
next door neighbor's garden and just putting dirt over top
of him. Yes, and he laid for eight hours face down.

(47:27):
I wonder if the cops, like shina flashlight, just thought
it was a body and they're like, og, not tonight,
too much paperwork.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I'm not doing all that. This is a paperwork on
this shit.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
I like to think he just was like fucking passed out.
In the next morning, some old lady went to go garden.
She's like, oh fuck, that is the weirdest looking cucumber.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
The boys pickled my god. Yeah, and then my buddy
rolls over and he's like.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
God, god yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
And then somehow we got out out of all that ship.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Dude. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
It was like yeah because I was like a good kid.
And then we hired a lawyer, and the lawyer was
like he's a good kid. And I was like, right, yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
The lawyers are the judge was like, I don't give
a fuck, right, this is really like this kid had
a party, like fine, but it was fun.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
All of my friends I had, like you know, twenty
eight I think or twenty six something like that of
my friends that got minor in possession of alcohol. So
they had to like do all this ship they're on probation,
do all this stuff right, And then I didn't.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I got out of all of it and didn't have
to do any of it. Oh well, because you got
you lawyered up. But they were like all right, I'll
take the ticket. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
So they're all like lines on the street and you're
walking by, like what suckers.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Should have stayed in the Yagermeister tent. They didn't look there.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
But I've never seen my dad more mad. My dad, uh,
he's like, you know, he's a very nice guy. He
would never get mad. Like, he would never get mad,
even when I was a little kid, and my mom
would be like, you know, my dad was off at
work and he'd come home and she's.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Like, he was being bad all day. You have to
punish him.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
And then I'd hear my dad go Jesus Christ at
the bottom of the steps and change his voice.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
He'd be like, and then like go lower. He'd be like,
get at him, get down, and.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
I was upstairs being like, bitch, that's her fake mad voice.
I know your real mad voice. And then he's like,
I gotta spank you. Now I'm spanking you, and then
he would pull his spanks.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
He'd be like, I kind of remember my dad pulling
the spanks too. Yeah, that makes uh two of us.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
My dad would yell to my dad yelled at me
real hard once. Oh okay, yeah, yeah, boy called my
mom a bee with an itch with this, which is
the most Kyle thing.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
It was definitely pushing boundaries and like I think we
actually put it in the show, the line like I was.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Like, mommy mom's acting like such a bitch.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
And then like my dad was like, oh, you want
to yell, let's yell, which is like all timeline. It's
still just doing that rocks me to my core. Yeah,
I'm I'm feeling that right now.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
So this is like goodness, that good advice. So so
my newborn child when he's screaming, when he's screaming.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I'm like, you want to scream, let's scream, you.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Want to cry, let's crab, let's cry.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Well know what's cool? He just crying back in his face.
You'll find this out. Like when you have a baby,
you could just shake it, is that right?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:44):
You don't even have to like blow your booking. Yeah
you know this is our Instagram, right, but you can
shake it furiously.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Yeah, it's pretty hal And what's cool about this is
I'm learning all kinds of new stuff.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, it's like and I'm a sponge and I'll take
it all in.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
And then like you know, you're in their room and
then you just say, now go to bed, chuck it
and just leave.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Ye all right, if it lands in the crib, you
just are.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Like, touch me if it lands in the crib, five
points yes.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
But anyway, that's just how we did it. That's how
there's got to be the way. My kids who have
grown up now, no matter what building you throw them
off of, they can land on their feet.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Now. Yeah, I didn't know that. As a new father,
I'm learning a lot of they actually land in like
the Spider Man stance.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Yeah, it's it's outrageous.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Not today, Dad, Well, a lot of people don't. I mean.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Durs and I both did telemarketing, uh him a little
later in life and me this is sadder.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I did it in high school.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
I worked for Omaha Steaks, and then I also worked
for PRC. Oh, yeah, professional research Consultants, which I don't
even know if that's a real thing.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Is it still a thing? Which is which is time?
Uh So that was the basis of where we were
choosing like where to work for workaholics. Derse and I
were both like, Hey, the saddest place in the world
to work, yeah, is a call center because it's always
It's like I was always pretty good at it, which

(52:13):
was embarrassing. Yeah, but then the people that are even
better than you are lunatics. Yes, yes, they're fucking crazy
because they're like, man, you just gotta They can't say
no when you're like they can. But yeah, that's like
a main rule in life is you can say no.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
No, you could just hang up.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
It's fucking weird when you do telemarketing and you get
into people's homes then they just start talking to you
and you're like, oh, I just want you to buy
this thing or whatever.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
They're like, yeah, I'm just watching this show and.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
You're like, oh boy, and then you just take the
headset off no to see what laye to ride because
it was like connected to a computer, where as soon
as you were doing the call, it would dial up
the next one.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
So you would just be like, I'm gonna set this down,
just kind of kick it and.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
They're just talking and that's when you just in conversation
be like that is so funny.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
And your visa does that start with a four? Or
what number? Is that a four? Or five? What does
that start? Because mine's a four? Is you're a five?
Or is your favorite steak? Yeah? Just constant And if
you did my stakes, you'd buy eight. How do you
How do you sell a steak over the phone? Though?
Isn't that something you sell themselves? Dude?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
What I would do one of my main techniques was
I would get them on the line, and you know,
people are are actually, for the most part, kind of nice,
and so they're like, you know what, I we just
don't have a room in my freezer whatever. I'm not
in the market for frozen steaks right now. And then
I would go hang on one second, and then I
go was that, well, that's not until the holidays. Yeah,

(53:46):
And then and then they're like what true? And I'm like, no,
it's not until the holidays. And then i'd take a
piece of paper and go and then I go, you're
not going to believe this, but this just came in
from upstairs.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
That paper. What's the I don't know if you heard
that paper? What's that?

Speaker 4 (54:05):
That was the sale that the my higher ups just
gave me. And I can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yeah. I do like the idea of the person being like,
all right, I'm gonna wait is that paper? What? What
is that paper? I need to know? And then I go,
I mean, you're not even gonna believe this.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
We normally don't do this until after the holidays, So
this is crazy. If you buy sixteen bone in ribs, right, yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
But why did you stop there? I mean, if you're
gonna lie, you might as well be like, wait, what's that?

Speaker 8 (54:39):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
There's an attacker in the building, he says. If I
don't sell, if.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
You don't buy ten thousand dollars, where's the steak, he's.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Gonna kill me. He's got the gun to my head.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
And trust me, this is good steak. This marbling, O marbling.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
It's actually the file A is repped in Bacon. When's
your expiration data? You're kind of car I wouldn't lie that.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
By the hell, you can get twice made the tato.
He's telling me you're gonna really want the burners.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
It comes with apple crumble. Oh my god, you got it. Okay,
thanks by h Victim. I wouldn't lie that much, but
but I would do.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
I got in trouble for I would do depending on
where I'm calling, I would like practice my accents.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
So I would call in the South, I'd be like, hey, y'all,
how y'all doing down there? And I'm like working working
that angle, And then.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
In New York and talking really.

Speaker 10 (55:41):
I did.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
I didn't get it about when I called the East coast,
or like this guy, where the fuck is he from?

Speaker 2 (55:46):
I'm like, oh, from the middle of the country where
the steaks are good.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
I'm selling steaks here. You gotta see the muscles on
these cows. They build them different out here and me
west these steaks. Don't forget about it, Okay.

Speaker 11 (56:04):
Just don't forget about Okay, you got some points.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Don't forget it. For about it what what that was good?
I liked it. Don't forget about it.

Speaker 11 (56:23):
Hey, should we do some omaha topic topics one last time.
Let's go baby, dude.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
I didn't know this, uh, but so so this is
the the the what's happeningline. It says, are you a
mourning person? You may be a Neanderthal? What you may
be a Neanderthal descendant? But I thought some are like
cave people, right, I thought we all came from cave people.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Think it's a think it's there's but there's like a
different and like we we buyforked at one point, and
is it like the true players went this way?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yeah? Right right and died. Dude. I like it that
I posted.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I I saw this headline and I posted it this
morning and like the photo. I was like, yeah, that
could be my uncle right right. It's like all the
Neanderthal and I'm related to that guy.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
That's uncle Doug. What the fuck? But that's see.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I guess that's cool because like, yeah, if you're like
a caveman, you're like hella alert, You're like ready to
go as soon as the sun comes up. Whereas if
you're like smart enough to like build a house and
like do science with.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Dry ice. You can sleeves science.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Yeah, so wait, is that the whole study. They're like, hey,
caveman woke up early and that's it.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Yeah, You're like, are you a morning person? You dumb
fucking animals? I like, I hope it's just like a
reporter for the Washington Poster whoever, who's just like, you
know what, fuck it morning people?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Right, Yeah, let's take them down a peg or two.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
They all think they're all high and mighty working out
in the am.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Dude, that's always so annoying.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Like, dude, whenever my parents come to visit, my dad's
always the first one up.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
He'll always be like, yep, up at six a m.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Got a cup of coffee, just sitting here, And I'm like,
and you and you were you didn't come downstairs till ten.
I'm like, I know, yeah, why are you lording over
your Neanderthal nes right over me?

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Dennis, Like, I don't want your life. All I'm saying
is I've had a cup of coffee. I jo I've
done a lot this morning.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Talking about Adam Adams sad that's my father.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
It is my fathers.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Yeah, by the way, that's how like dumb news has
gotten where. It's like, if you wake up earlier, you're
in theanterdthall didn't news, I guess.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
I when I was a kid, I wasn't reading a
lot of news, so I don't know if it was
dumb or not. But now now it has to be
like you you don't get the newspaper, so it has
to be like a headline, attention grabbing enough for you
to click on it. Yeah, and then they just post
a photo of Nanderthal who looks like everyone's uncle.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Right, they know what they're doing. That's Tim Allen. What
the fuck?

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Yeah, himmu wated Blake, dude. So this one's crazy. We
just found out about this one. Uh a Senate staffer
who allegedly filmed not even allegedly, there's.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
A video out there. They're butt fucking in Congress. Hey,
I called that ship. You guys see this? I knew it.
What do you mean you knew it? I knew it.
I called that ship. What do you mean you called?
What's going on? What you guys know? I've gone on
record many a time being like what are they doing
in there? But fucking yeah? Yeah, that is an old

(59:52):
girls phrase.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
They always would say no bills, that's for damn sure.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
No.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
So how did this get out? I mean filming it?
What's the they want it out?

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Right? They wanted to leak? No, they want to.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
Not necessarily they wanted to. Maybe they don't want it
to leak. Yeah maybe not maybe king so good in
that situation.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
I don't know if leaking is what they wanted. It's
a byproduct.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
It just happens. Yeah uh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
So apparently they posted it to like some it went
out in some like thread uh that that that is
all like gays in politics, and so they're like, hey,
like cool gay, don't have to do that cool gay
stuff and politics. And then this one guy was just like, hey,
here's me buff fucking jeez at work.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
He's like, this is my January sixth, damn storm my capital.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
There you go, there you go, Yeah, hey January six inches.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I like that. I like that. That's insurrection right yeah
yeah absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
White House Brown Yeah stop stop, okay, what else Blake
you gotta get on?

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Don't forget about it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
I was gonna say, like forget men ment, but I
don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
No, now we're doing it, yes, men, men, men, men,
I'll tell you that one. Yes, I'm hard, stay with it.
Oh yes, I got carried away, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
So this one's crazy, uh, just as as not that
last one is pretty tame.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
This one, dude, we just found this out. We just
found this out. Yeah, the last one was really tame.
This one, this one's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Okay, hit me with it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
As as a as Dad's, which I'm I'm claiming even
though it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Ye, just just chill you hold on to these hold
on to these last months. Okay, it's all gonna change.
I'm kind of excited for it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
But you guys keep giving me like weird warnings where
you're like, actually, just enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Why you haven't, Yeah, because it doesn't turn our weird
weird oneings are don't do this being mistaken in your life. Yeah,
you done fucked up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
It is funny, you see, like, uh like because we
do meet and greets afterwards, and some people are like,
it's the best decision you'll ever have. You're gonna love it,
And then some people are like, why are you doing
this right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
Right? It's both, that's the cool thing. It's both, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Do you know how you did the tent ship with
your dad, your kid's about to do some real wild
ship in your backyard.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
It's gonna be Coachella that there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
It is crazy because we do live in like La
where a lot of people choose to not have kids
and just party their faces off, and you watch them
gallivanting or round town and you're like just fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
You're like, oh, they're so sad with all their disposable income.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
What's that? What's that thing on their face?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
And they're and they're always going on vacations. I bet
they're so sad while on vacations.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
That sucks. Oh they're not doing all the diaper stuff.
You're flying without kids, Good luck with that. It's so
much more fun with a baby on board.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Waiting for your stroller in the what's the tunnel called
the baggage flame? No, no, no, the sky skywalk whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Isn't that crazy? We don't know what that's called tarmac,
But it's like the fucking get down the waiting for
the stroller right there. The run it's not the runway,
it's the it's where you walk to get onto the
gate where that game the gateway terminal.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
No wait, you walk down the gangway.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
The gang the Gangway, Gangway, Game Way, the gang I'm
a dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Jetab the jetway, Jet Jetway shout out to je Hey,
hey guys, it doesn't matter. So when you're when you're
in the jetway waiting for the stroller to get brought
up with like the other couple dads or moms, and
you're just like, this is the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
Yeah, I will say that it is. It's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
I I keep catching my stove. I never really you know,
you got it. You notice kids when you don't have kids, like,
look at this kid?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Cool? Uh Now I'm staring at babies.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Right yeah, I'm just like right those babies because you're
You're always going like how old is that baby?

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
And I'm like, what is that? Two months?

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
And You're like, this baby's three and a half years old?
Right right, I'm like, what is that?

Speaker 4 (01:04:45):
A one month year old? Like no, no, no, no month,
You're a fourteen year old. He had the drivers. You
can't say one month year old.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I like that one month old.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
You do start noticing kids and you stare at them,
and you already know like which kids will boss you?

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Yeah, the ones that look back and you're like oh,
and they just go the fuck are you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Yeah, you're trying to be sweet to them, and they're
just like, yeah, I got a loser, a loser behind us.

Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
Dad.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
Why is Bumper from Pitch Perfect mugging me? Dude? Right?
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
I fucking stop? Dude, dude, Oh that that happened this morning.
We were in Kansa City. We had a show in
King's City last night, and uh, Jack KMP City and
we h.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I was in the element.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
They were having like a cheerleader little girl cheerleader convention
or competition. I guess cheer comp and there was hundreds
of little girls.

Speaker 12 (01:05:41):
That are just like, oh dude, They're all just like,
please stuff the music, check me out, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
And so I get in the elevator and uh, this
mom and her two daughters and her daughter's kind of
recognized me, but the mom is like staring at me,
and I'm like, pretty hungover.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
We've got after it last night, Yeah we did. We
had a good time. My mom pooked so out at her.
Yeah we got after it. We got after it. Please don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
And this woman goes, please hold my hair.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
She goes, are you Adam Levine? And I go, I
go no, I'm I'm Adam Devine and she goes, shut
up rough and I go and she goes, you knew
what I meant, and I go, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Mean it's a different person.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
So I was just saying my name and she goes
take a photo with my kids. They're big fans, and
I'm like, well a big fan would know my name.
A joke, dude. She's like, I thought you were to
be cooler. And I'm like, this was this morning, and
I'm like, I'm not ready.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
For all this, but that's she thought she'd be cooler.
She thought I would be cooler. She was like, this
is exactly how I thought you would be. We're asshole,
we a fat asshole.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
You pancake dick face.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
Oh my god, hey I knew in middle school, teacher
of yours, you pancake dick fu face.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
It would have been really awkward to come to the
Omaha show and be like, Adam couldn't make it. He
got arrested for fighting a mom in an elevator, he.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
Got beat up by a cheer mom. He might not
make its.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Critical He's mangled again, mangled. I've always been mangled again. Yeah,
I think you've been mangled. James again, mangled. Hit. Has
anybody here been mangled? Okay, mangle you, tony? Anybody been led?
So well this omaha we get mangled. Yeah, so we

(01:08:05):
stay mangled.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Lead lead contamination, speaking of dead stuff, lead contamination and
apple sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Ye, possibly economically motivated.

Speaker 5 (01:08:16):
Dude, Well is it what we hold on economically motivated.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
When it comes to business? They're selling motivated.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
And when you when you talk about Romeo's pizza, a
lot of it seems sexually motivated.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Yeah, okay, sexually motivated.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
So what they did they were there was like a
so evidently kids in I mean also adults who fuck
up apple sauce, but mostly kids.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Uh that there is a cinnamon they put the cinnamon.
You know, that's the best kind, the cinnamon apple sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Cinnamon. Yeah, cinnamon, cinnamon. Yeah? Was I saying it weird?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
Okay, just just saying cinnamon, just cinnamon, cinnamon, apple sauce.
And then they were like adding stuff to the cinnamon
to make it cheaper to produce. Yeah, right, and then
that that sucked it up, and I guess people were
dying and they had to recall a bunch of apples.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Wait, what the fuck are you adding to cinnamon. It's
one thing. It's just you're not like with probably like
dirt or something.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
No, I think it's lead. It's lead, Kyle. They're not
cutting it with dirt or something. Are they cutting it
with like actual lead? Are adding it with something that
has led in it?

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
I mean I'm assuming they're not cutting it with actual lead.
But also I don't know, but they cut cocaine with fentanyl.
So people are take these products out there, then they
don't serve any purpose. They just cut shit.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
They're cheaper than the actual ingredients, so they cut it,
put it in.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
There, like just throw some pencil shavings in there. Cheaper.
I mean, it is lead.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
It's like mechanical's cinnamon. They don't give a it's just kids.
It's in a pouch. You can't see it, and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
You can't see it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
That being said, kids kids died, which is completely So
this is the time to launch our apple sauce cinnamon brand.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Yeah, let's launch a dad brand. Yeah what would we
call our apple?

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Economically, if anybody bought their kids our apple sauce, I
would arrest that person. They're like, oh yeah, the four
dudes who talk about coming diarrhea live.

Speaker 2 (01:10:18):
I want that apple sauce for my child, right, you
know it's gonna be good.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Though, didn't he say he likes it when girls suck
his tits. Give me that apple feed, nay Isa? Can
I get those hot cues? And as yeah, baby, I
mean that's such a unique sound.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
You know, it's funny to me whenever he whips his
titties out. The next time he comes out, the crowd's like,
we're good, don't care. Pretty uh pretty pink? Yeah, pretty pink.
They're like, don't need that again.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
I don't like you guys. Tell me to show my tits.
What's the I think? What's the name of that bar
we're gonna go to afterwards? Annie's?

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
We're gonna go uh so uh the person wants to
know what where is the after party? Actually they go
what is the after party? And then they wrote correction where? Okay, Well,
we're gonna go to Annie's Irish pub.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
We think, I don't I don't know, people have no
connection there, but we're gonna go there and get drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
So I was gonna do Hella Irish dancing get Ready
straight river Dale.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
I'm having surgery next week, so I can really let
it fly this week, you're gonna, You're gonna. So this
person wants to know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
It's a no hold bars battle royale fight, which one
of y'all wins.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
She's a collegiate athlete. He's six for three.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
I'm crippled and morbidly be so honestly, it's probably because
I will.

Speaker 1 (01:12:04):
All bite very early.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
Yeah, like eye goug Well, that's why I think I
would win, Because I would.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
I would grab dicks. I would. You said you would win?
One would be like why sacking us off? Why? Normally
I think I would Because I would. I would. I
would be very violent. Yeah, I want to fight him,
but it feels so good. Adam, we're supposed to be fighting,
but I'm a lover, not a fighter. We all we fall.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
I do this on your body after you come, spank,
spankm out.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
He fus us to sleep and then kills us. Yeah,
I'm going with adhaim.

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
Death by like on first one out for sure. I
think I'm just going down.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
I would slip. I'm cool. I would.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
I feel like I would just be like you just
knock himself out and we'd all go good. Now we
don't have to touch him.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
He did it? So, Garrett R. Wants to know, Adam,
are you familiar.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
With the Zeo's Pizza commercial from back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Yeah, I think I think we are. I think that's well.
It's so good. Fucking the back, fucking the back, fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
You've never had it good, never had it Zeo's Pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Nothing sexual about that song, you know, just for sure
about food. And we're gonna get it like a ceason
to sister or something.

Speaker 2 (01:13:33):
From didn't we helped the owner of Zeo's Pizzas here
in the back because he's old.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
He is an oxygen tank.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
He's like, hey, what's up. I'm Ronnie James ze O.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
That's pretty good. I thought, Kyle, did you say music?
Didn't you say music was sexual like by nature? I did?
I said, and you just said there's nothing sexual about
that song? So who are you even?

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
Okay, Wow, you're bringing up of that. I don't even
remember saying that's fund up.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I mean, I'm just talking. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
I just want I just want to know who my
work friends are. I guess it's a little sexual in
the back.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
If what do we start our own pizza gate? Remember
how there was that was the thing like with the
conspiracy theory in uh in DC.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
That guy, that guy thinks it was real.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
And thank you for coming out of the basement and
joining us today.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
I'm I'm kidding. There's no way. There's no way, there's
no way.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
This isn't a question. But con needs to know that
Murder Mystery is better than its sequel.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
I got one question, why did you watch the sequel?

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
What the fuck? Yeah? I did not produce the second one,
so it's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Okay, Yeah, that's why I watched it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Exactly exactly. I appreciate that I worked hard on that movie.
I really did job, Kyle, thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:07):
So jessicab the snockub okay, uh Blake? Will you wear
my wife like a feedback?

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
What the where is this a Zeo's pizza ad? What
the fuck? Jesus, you never had so good? I do
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Like in their vows when they were getting married, it
was like, I would love you, I will cherish you,
I'll let anyone wear you like a feedback.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
So are you saying you want me to like tie
your wife's legs around my Hey, Isaac, we need to
make sure he doesn't come to the meet and greet.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Oh ship, No, he's he's coming to the green room
immediately after.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Yeah, I want you downstairs, so Jack uh.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
And and then he has the last name Dolos six scheme,
see you my boy, Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
You had it nice.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
Who of the four bros? Have put more hose before? Bros?
We never got a lot of hose? Who of the
four bros put there? There was never many hose to
be put before. Yeah, we were very much only able
to put the bros before.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
It was super easy for us. Yeah, it was. It
wasn't really.

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
A street sometimes I will say it's a wives before
dies situation.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Yes, yes, he went straight to that wife.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Yeah, but before we were like, we would encourage, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Let the hose be before us get out there. I forgot.
It's fun. He's always been a huge proponent of hose.
Don't worry about me. I'll be here drinking Keystone light.
Go get hose.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
File And we're like, where do we do that? And
like the nightclub and we're like, do not come out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
We're not gonna go. Let's play beer pong again.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
There was a few times when we tried to go
to like Hollywood nightclubs when we were younger, and I
remember we would get turned away because like we're not
wearing the right pants.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
They were like, Kyle, you're sir, you're wearing pajamas.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Yes, I know, and I should be allowed to be
here because because because man.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Going home bros before us.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
So logan chorus goes.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
What was the favorite your favorite episode of Workaholics to film? Okay,
good one. I really like the early episodes. I feel
like when we were still like finding the show out.
For me, it is the off campout is one of
my favorites.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Yeah, we do.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
We do mushrooms the office and the uh we think
we're getting attacked by terrorists, uh, but it ends up
being the it guys and we singing Catherine Zada Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
She used me lasers she has in Trapped Me and
Show Oh Beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
I do kind of wish we had like a Milli
Vanilli moment where it's like in Trap in Trap in Trap,
like Isaac recording yeah, and they're like, wow, they pre
recorded that very off key, not put together song, right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:18:59):
I just saw pictures from when we shot the Peote episode,
and I just was thinking about how cool those sets
were that we built. Any of the drug tripping ship
was like excellent fun, excellent fun.

Speaker 1 (01:19:12):
Today. What was the Paote episode?

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
The Payote episode, Remember we built the AM's room where
you had you lost the kid and you had yeah yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
I didn't have fun during that one. I dressed like
a bird and it sucked. Well that that was. That's
not the best one. It's not the best part of
the episode. I was, what about you, Blake.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
I usually say it's the one where we're in the
go carts, but now I'm since I've said that answer before,
there was one episode where was it Me and Uders
where we're in a back seat just probably shoveling on Express. Yes,
like we're on a steakout and we're eating a bunch
of Pan Express and like we're like, you know what,
we're not gonna spit out. We don't need a spit bucket.
We're just gonna eat Panda Express today. Yeah, and we

(01:19:52):
ate so much fucking chow Mane and orange Chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
I ended up puking in the streets rightly. Yeah, bit
was that we were like wolfing it, yeah, and we're
like we're good and yeah, it just not Yeah, but
it tastes good coming out? Was that Deputy Dong It
might have been one.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Yeah, I don't know, Like I like that one episode
where we were like working at a hotel. Uh and
then like terrorists actually did take it over.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
That was That was game over man. That was a
movie we did. Yeah, Netflix was.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
That was the best streaming service Netflix, not not that bitch.
Paramount plus, not.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
The P plus.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Think it seems like seems like they want to do it.
I think like the Paramount plus. Fuck Paramount plus, fuck
Paramount plus.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Thank you guys. That's right, thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
And the reason being is we had a Workaholics movie
ready to go. We were five sheets, five weeks out
from shooting and they pulled the plug on it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
So I was fucking bonkers. Nobody knows why they did that.
They can. What's your problem?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Then, when they made the Zoey one on one movie,
and I'm not hating, no, don't hate, I'm like they
made that, they might as well.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
I'm mid r it's really good. You got to watch
the Zoe one on one. It's worth it, it's worth
I get why they pulled the Zoe is pretty good.
Zoey just kills she really carries her is a sequel
obviously gonna be Zoe one. You didn't go to college?
Did you okay to wey one on one? One? One?

(01:21:38):
One on one is funny? So gay? But sex, which
seems like a name? Uh? What were you missed most
about tour? Did you say, wait? Did you say gay
butt sex? Or his name is Dave butt sex? What
did you name is? Gabe? U? T s e s Okay, Gabe?
But that's really good, Gabe? But oh did I just

(01:22:01):
got God? You got God? Can I see that? Because
I've never heard this before? You go either way? Great? One? Hey, great? Yes?
But how have we never fucking heard that? I never
heard that, never heard that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
That's really lived? When it when you really let it flow?
Gave about sex, gave I'm gonna use that Zegs pizza
on the Senate floor, gave out sex. That was the
name of the Senate stafford senator gay button sex?

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Uh? What he Gabe? My boy? Gabe? Uh, my boy?
The game? He wants to know. What will you miss
most about tour? Oh? Buzzballs? Yo? I took I drink
a buzzball in twenty nine, motherfucking city.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
Shake my hand for that bud. All right, yeah, thank
you sure? Also with you, dang, And I realized I
can drink them at home. But I've I've made that
you don't. That's where you have to draw the line.
Do not drink buzzballs at home.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I didn't draw that line. My girlfriend did. Yeah right, dude,
you got a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:23:16):
If you're after a long day of work you go
to the refrigerator and grab a buzz ball.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Yeah, that's problematic.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Yeah, something's going on wrong in your household. There must
be no mirrors in that home. If you have merrors
in that home, you see you.

Speaker 4 (01:23:32):
Yourself this little ball of bad tasted liquor. You're like,
oh boy, I get a buzzball. I'm like, I'm gonna
go mow the lawn. She's like it's ten pm.

Speaker 2 (01:23:40):
Yeah, that's when you go wake up with your wife.
You just go, I'm I'm so sorry. What things will
be different now? And then you drink. You have to
finish the buzzball, you know, you don't want to waste it.
I don't know what happens, but there's there's blood in
the kitchen. What I think the baby was crying.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
I think I'm just gonna misshanging with my bros.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
D I mean, it's like the one that's real because
we don't spend a ship ton of time together. We
haven't spent a lot of time since that episode of
Workaholics game over.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Man, Yeah, you know, this is.

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
Like been us being us for the first time in
a long time, and it's been fucking epic.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Du Yeah yeah, I mean I'll add on to that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
I think my favorite part of tour was hanging with
you guys and getting to spend some time with you guys.
You know, we're all growing up, and as you grow up,
you don't hang out with your friends as much as
you know. It turns out you have family and responsibility
and you can't go drink with your friends on weekdays.
But it's it's been great. It's also been great seeing

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all the fans and realize, like realizing like, oh yeah,
this silly little show that meant the world to us.
It was so cool that it connected in such a
way with fans across the country. It's really cool, and
thank you guys for show up. Honestly after all these years.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Thank you. You guys are special to us. Yes, yes, yes,
uh J is gonna cry.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
I am is this the first time is ever gonna cry?
Hey guys, I am racking my brain trying to pinpoint
exactly what I'm gonna miss.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:25:21):
Uh. I thought it was pretty cool obviously to meet
the people who come to show, and like just fucking
everywhere we go people are so nice to us. You
guys are so fucking cool. We get crazy, very strange gifts, yep,
everywhere we go. But just seeing like the country and
going to cities I've never been.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Omaha.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
I know you guys probably think I went to countless
Olympic trials here and I didn't. No one thought that
I would just I would just watch it on Omega
Timing Systems dot com. Uh, but no, I would just say,
like hitting all these cities, meeting the people across the
country who talk about how like they grew up watching
our show, I'm like, fuck, you don't say that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
That makes me old.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
It is crazy when you meet a man who looks
like he could beat your ass and it looks older
than you, and he's like, I actually grew up with you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:15):
I now lay brick right like yeah, and here's my
wife wear like a feedback.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
Yeah, you might have watched a little too much work. Yeah,
here's my wife wear like a feedback.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Yeah, and I'm wearing my my special workahowic shoes that
I have never worn.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
I plan on being barefoot buyers do by midnight. There
you go. God damn, i'mna miss you, guys. I sent buzzballs.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
But now that you guys said serious ship yeah, like
I second that, I was like, wait, no dude.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
I was. I wasn't serious. I just okay. I knew
it would sound cool and ship fair enough.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
Uh well, okay, any tate backs, any apologies and epic slams, boys,
this is it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
This is the final show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Hey, I will say this tour take backs. We went
to a bunch of ship holes guys, and now that
it's the last show, we could talk ship on them.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Yeah. O Maha is fucking tired. It is cool. Yes,
Oh fucking rocks you guys have.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
You guys have the biggest fucking playground I've ever seen
in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
We don't funk around with our two's are a playground.

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
My dad rightar, My dad Radar was like, look at
and then I saw like an ice skating rink.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Yeah, dude, game on. Yeah, the chain.

Speaker 4 (01:27:36):
Yeahs, it's good times out here. Uh so, No, I
don't have anything to take back. I would just like
to say, once again, thank you Omaha for showing up.
He Yeah, this was the one I circled on the calendar,
and you guys sold out super quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
It was fucking awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
I love to be where my guy's from. Never been here.
Uh huh. This is fucking cool. And you look out
and everyone just looks exactly like.

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Me as out there, all these debats by corn husking
beef eating little motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Adam, Adam, can you do me a favor? Do a
do a go big red for me? Oh? Ship god,
b where can be good?

Speaker 10 (01:28:26):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Yeah? That's national. Yeah, next year's tack.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
All those games they lost could have been wins with
going baby.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Could have been Why you gotta say ship like that.
I'll see you at the Rose Bowl.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
I would like to give some super special shout outs Todd,
our sound guy who's.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Been rolling with us the whole tour. Yeah, let's see
this bro. Yeah fuck can we shout he's already drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
He's a rock kate who's just been our day one
homiees setting up all the gigs in the shows, the
best tour Manager's tour manager.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
Tour manager kay donahu Anna, You're my fucking road dog
for life and we love you. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
No, I I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but
let's give it up for Isaac Horner was he was
one of the first ones to believe in US in Hollywood.
Literally no one would sign us. And for some reason,
this guy was like, uh, I think you guys are
like funny. Uh, you guys are like you guys are
nar dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
You guys are like gnar and you just like say ship,
which I think is cool, and you're dumber than most comedians.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
Yeah, which I like. So thank you guys so much.
We got some epic giveaway.

Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
Wait, Kyle, you got you got a slam or a
or a shout out or no slam, no shout out,
just shout out to Omaha.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Yeah baby, you can shout out to the Actually, I
do have a take back. I just remember because you know,
I don't I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
We're in Omaha and I don't want to do this here,
but honestly, like, don't no, I have don't I have
to you just I just feel like Okay, it's Omaha Adam,
make the show about you, and I had to sit
through a lot of Nebraska stories, and I just I'm
sorry that I was on.

Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
It should have just been your show. Dude. Wait, come on, man,
this is what's going on.

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
What do you mean now you're saying, you're saying you
wish you weren't here, because I mean, obviously, when we
went to Oakland, you you did a lot of Oakland
specific stuff. So when I'm here in Nebraska, I'm gonna
do Omaha specific. I'm gonna talk to my people. This
is my hometown show. Dud.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
You Actually, you know what's fucked up is you always
do ship like this.

Speaker 4 (01:30:56):
You always like at the very end you're all nice
and you're all cool, and then you the fucking rug
out from underneath you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
I'm just like every place we went here, like Blake,
you pandered. You pandered. You are a pandering bit.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
I said, I said, say go big Red once, you
do it fucking three times. I'm like, god, damn rap
it the fun.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
Well how you do it? You don't just say go
big Red one time? You do it three times? Yeah? Absolutely, no,
no for you. I was saying, like how happy I
was to be here with the guys. I'm happy to
be here with these guys. Oh okay, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
I'm really glad that this is the last stop on
the tour.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Because I don't want to fucking see you again. Man. No,
I'm not here, okay, And I'm not going to the
after party. And if I do go to the after party,
don't be at my table, bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Bitch, it's not your table because I'm the one who
set up the after party and it's at Hanny's and
I'm the one who's set it up, so you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Even invited after I'm not gonna give your wristbands you.

Speaker 9 (01:31:53):
Dennis listening out outside in the post is my dad.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
He's gonna be want to hang out with me. He's
not gonna want to hang out with you. You said
he smoke weed with me. That, yeah, well all right,
I got away with anyone.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
The sausage is made. Sometimes sometimes you don't want to
fuck you. Blake Bush, Hey, what's going on with this guitar?

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
What's going on? Why do you have a guitar? High?
I thought it would help things, but I do need
it to be turned on. Kyle, Why the why why
do you have a guitar right now? Stupid?

Speaker 10 (01:32:28):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
Blake fuck off, dude, kiss my ass. Dude. Hey, it's
gonna be really weird if we end the show just
being like fuck you, man, that would really suck. He
kind of checks out, though, Dude, what the fuck man,
because it's it's like white.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Fang when the kid threw the rocks at the wolf
because he just didn't want to say goodbye.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
Fuck you. You guys are wife fing fuck you.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
Well, now that this guitar doesn't work, now, I feel
like maybe I should just make up with you, dude,
or go acapella.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
I don't know. If I'm still pretty mad. I'm still
pretty freaking mad. I'm still really pissed off at you. Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
No, let me check this out, because it's like not
plumped in or some ship right, Oh fucking dude.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
If I can hate you, dude, if I can hear you,
I'm m with you death fuck off dude. I hate you.
And there's no way any of this is planned. Looking
out the window.

Speaker 7 (01:33:27):
Watching rain full down your fault, waiting for my best friend,
but it's nowhere round.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
I can't wait until I can't see you digged up
some stage.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
We didn't have a barbecue. Me and you shall be
passive till the end, cause you, Oh my mother fucking
best friend. You're my best friend.

Speaker 10 (01:33:59):
You're my path prayd You're my best friend until the
da that I die.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
You are my best prayer think it is my best friend.
You are my best friend until the tea that I die.
Looking out my window watch your cars.

Speaker 6 (01:34:19):
Dry by eyes is weird just thinking about you, and
it makes me want to cry.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
I miss you so much.

Speaker 9 (01:34:32):
Since you've been away, other people start to think that
I might be gay.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Most of the thought, I just think you are really cool, dude.
And sometimes at night I see you in the stars.
You're my best friend. You're my best friend.

Speaker 10 (01:34:50):
You're my best friend until the day that I die.
You're my best friend. You're my best friend. You're my
best friend, my best friend, my best friends, my best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:35:08):
Can't tell me my best my best friend, he's my
best friend. Out you tell the I I love you
at him. I love you, Adam. Let's never fight like
that again. Let's never fight like that again. You can

(01:35:30):
never say great as much as you fucking want to.
Thank you so much. Omaha. Oh maha, oh my lad,
hello he shut up? Oh my show. Wait I'm gonna

(01:35:54):
throw your laptop out. Oh thank you. I'm gonna say
thank you guys so much, thank you, thank you in
such a more way. We love you, guys. Thanks for
showing up like this. Let's all hold hands. Let's all
hold hands. Let's hold hands, let's all hold hands. Left
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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Ep 182: Live From Omaha: Adam Comes Homaha