Ep 190: The Perfect Pop Tart Heat Up Recipe

Today, this is what's important:

Naked Grandma, Rolexes & Mark Wahlberg, gambling, pissing your pants, pop tarts, hot pockets, & more. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This is Important a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially
integral to the fabric of our very nature.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Today we talk about.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
I'm not wet at this point, nothing's wet. I'm just
butt naked and I don't know where my pants are.
You put the chips on the same witch, Dude, DONI
d on the back up drug freeze.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
I put the crack up.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Here we go, start your engines. M m m m
m ming ming ming m ming ming ming ming ming
ming ming ming.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I just n a part in a damn thing. Change.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Oh look at us, Look at us this week a
bunch of hot boys. Dude, I wear a hat.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
This is so embarrassing. I'm wearing the exact same thing.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Oh you you you're in sicko mode and I'm having
some beef jerkey guys, god niked grandma boys.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Okay, for everybody listening there, just took a bite of
a beefstick and Adam has a naked grandma hat.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Dude, where'd you get that?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Whoa?

Speaker 3 (01:08):
You know it's just an audio medium, but I like
to do visual bits. Yeah, you know, someone gave it
to me during our Sick Ass Live.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Tour embroidered, embroidered, real hot.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Here we go. They did go a little high with
the embroidery. Yeah, it's almost kind of hard to see
when you're just wearing the hat.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, it's kind of over the top of his head.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, you gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's kind of it's kind of maybe like they made
a bunch of them and you got them.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Certainly over back for sure that it says naked Grandma though,
which I thought, hey, oh yeah, what a fun fun
merch I feel, you know, maybe we get some naked
grandma hats.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
That being said, I haven't worn it out and about
a lot. Yeah, sure, because I don't. I don't want
people to be like naked why why naked Grandma? And
then I'd have to be like, that's a podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
That it's important.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah, well embrace it.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
And they go and what is it on the pocket?
And you go, well, so what we do is we
say that's a nco Gramma. They go, I don't understanding.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Okay, have you ever watched Family Feud?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Okay, do you know the pap thing where it was
like surfer and they just start walking away.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Yeah. Immediately they tell me, I could no longer eat
at this restaurant. They're like, actually, uh.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
I'm sorry, but you have to leave this Carls Junior.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Here's your foot long Spicy Italian store. You can leave now.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
And here's your foot long cookie and foot long pretzel
and foot long turo as well.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
That's right. They do foot long cookies.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
They do do foot long cookies, which is weird, dude,
And I like, what do they call it?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
They do foot long cookies and foot long churros, and
they call it like the snack pack, and you're like,
you have to. In the commercial, it's like you have
to have a snack pack or something like that, and
you're like, no, you don't. You don't have to have
a foot long cookie to go along with your subway samily.
You don't need a foot long cookie.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
You don't. Most of America does. Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I had a foot long sandwich in years. I gave up.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I was like that, you're about to say something else
because I know, I know you. I've never had I've
never had a drake.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's just it's so much food. I don't know how
we got tricked into, Like a foot long sandwich is
so much.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Food you need another four inches? Yeah, if you're a bitch, dude.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I could eat a foot long of everything, man, if
it's not a foot isn't that big?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
If you ask me, I'm saying I can. But I
never feel like I like did the right thing after
eating a foot long sandwich. If I eat a half
a foot long, what is that five sixes?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I do feel that's six inches?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, I'm like, perfect, that was great?

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Not I I'm like, you need another four inches? As
soon as I'm done, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yeah, I feel like, is it Jimmy John's that gives
you the option of like six, nine or twelve. It's
they give you that no six, They give you that
like in between where you're like, you know what, I
just six inches?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Sometimes says you.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Get the job done, then you gotta Then you gotta
go chips Jersey Mikes.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Well then yeah, I like, I go chip, but you
go I go chips with the foot long? Anyway, I
go the boots with the bird.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
I don't see I don't like.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
You don't like chips or you don't like chips with
a foot long?

Speaker 5 (04:24):
What the hell?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Well I don't. It's always just like I guess I'm
if I'm gonna get the six inch, I'm gonna need
a little more food. Okay, so I'll get chips.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I can stop easy.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
But the nine incher is the perfect amount of food.
But I don't need the chips. I don't need the chips, Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
I it's not that I don't want It's not that
I don't want more food. I want different food. So
if I get a six inch or a Jersey Mikes,
I go mini okays, get a bag of chips for
different food.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Hot hot, hot, dude, you guys are skipping over the
most important thing about chips at a sandwich jop.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
You put the chips on the sandwich. Dude, that fucking
makes the sandwich the sandwich.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, that does that technically does not make the sandwich
the sandwich.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well, it makes it like a pool sandwich. And that
ship is the best kind of sandwich.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I admittedly I like that. I'm with you on that one.
Got to me, it's wiki wa I got do you
have that?

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
From last week?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
That's right, Yeah, from last week? Do you have that
on the board yet?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I go ahead hit it now?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah I can, Yeah, go ahead and drop that. Wikiah Okay,
hold on, let me see it.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Yeah, we're fine.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
No, not damn it here it is Ready.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Ship West.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Our podcast is like groundhogs.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
People just keep coming back.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, it seems like we did that just I will say.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
It puts you in a great move, feels good hot hot,
and is Will going to start because you know Will?
I feel like now he's doing like bad f Smith
Will Smith. Wow, dude, he's doing bad YouTube videos where
he seems like he's trying to act like he's a
twenty year old or something. Okay, like he's doing like
it comes like sort of like like tiktoki, sort of

(06:24):
like I'm doing the trend type thing right, which is not.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
I did an ice bucket challenge yesterday. Yesterday did you
challenge you guys got called out? Oh yeah, oh wow,
there's a challenge waiting for you.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Ice bucket challenge from like four years ago, five years ago. Yeah,
maybe even longer, maybe eight years ago.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
It could be long ship, the beers on ice, the
buckets on ice.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Baby. Yeah, well we got to start a new one,
the Scorpion Bucket Challenge.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Okay, you just.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Okay, Yeah, it's a little edge here.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
First, stiff person syndrome.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Hey, do you want to beat stiff person syndrome? Do
you like Celine Dion and do you want her to
continue singing? Pour this bucket of scorpions on your skull?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, bitch, I do love that someone does that and
they're like, I saw it on.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
John Cena The Rock and Steve Guttenberg and Cisco.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
It's just hanging off your eyelid.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
John Cena, The Rock and Cisco Cisco.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Ye, yes, scorpions in my shirts in my shirt, goddamn it.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah, I think he's down. That's the blue Box maybe
from Hook? You remember that, Oh, Jurs, that's bad memories
for you, right, No.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
It's not a bad memory. It's just formative.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
You don't like the movie Hook, which is It's okay.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I got a new watch. I went to I actually
went to Vegas right before the super Bowl, got a
new watch, tracked it down. Their rolexes are so hard
to find that you have to buy a fucking play ticket,
travel somewhere to get it from uh from somewhere else

(08:05):
a dealer. Yeah, yeah, because I don't have a hookup
in this great city.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Philosphiy And if you're listening at home, Adams held up
his risks. He's got what is known popularly as a
batman GMC.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah, the blue and black. I'm a fancy bitch. You guys,
a lot of people don't realize. You look at me
and you're like, that guy's not f I do want to.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Run the tape back when you were like, I'm not
a Rolex guy, remember that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, and what are you now?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Just for clarification, I.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
May a Rolex guy. Yeah, I do, I do. Yeah,
But that's right because he just got.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's pretty WICKI wow, you just got your birthday one.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah. My wife says it's pretty wiki wiki wow wow
that I'm buying all these Rolexes when we're having a child.
But that's a lot of people would say, yeah, okay,
gott and flow.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
And then you get you say I'd give it to
Bow when he when he graduates preschool.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
That's that's what I said. That was yeah, that was
the the how I got away with it. I was like,
I'm honey, I want to give it to my son
when he's old enough to respect it, which will be
never on my deathbed and he's he's like sixty years old. Dude,
I want to buy a big screen TV.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
I'm gonna give it.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
To our boy, give it to my son. I gotta
give me I need.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
How do I feel the same way. I'm like, I
got this watch, I'm gonna you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna give this to my boy or like now
I gotta get two more. Yeah, but at the same time,
and you're like it, so, then my kid's just gonna
be some like fucking twenty four year old douchebag with
a Rolex on his wrist, Like what, Juliu.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
No, you can't. You absolutely can't give it to them
when they're young. And that's why I'm like, I'm gonna
give it to my son.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
You get it when you die, yes, immediately they kill you.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
But when I'm like so old that if I put
a watch is heavy on my rolex as a Rolex
on my arm, I can't lift my because I'm so
old and wet. That's what I'm going to gift him,
my rolling when I'm so old and I can't like
lift it up because it's too heavy, or it'll just
like rip my skin because my skin is so paper

(10:13):
thin and soft that it can't handle steel around my wrisk.
So that's the age. I'm going to give a gift
this to my son. But when I was there, dude,
I was in the roll like store. You know who's that?
You know?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Who? Blow him up?

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Take a guess, Blake Owen Wilson. No good guests though?

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Can I make a guess?

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yes? Yes you can? Did I tell you?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Okay? All right?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Are they in entertainment?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Wait, let's do it twenty questions.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, okay, they are in entertainment. It was, by the way,
it was very cool. Give not Cisco. Anna in the
chat was saying, Cisco, not Cisco. I wish are they?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Are they in music or film and television?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
They were in music. That's a great question. They were
in music, so it's not and it's not and now
they are huge in film.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Oh it's ludicris.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
It is not ludicris. O l good guess, but not
el cool J. A lot of people would say he's
an A list. It's a man, He's an A lister
in film, and he was, oh, Mark, there you go. Well,

(11:31):
you guys actually guess that really cool?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Well? And is he was he getting what you got?
Plus hella diamonds.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Dude, honestly, Yes, that's exactly what he got. I don't
know if he was buying that or he was getting
it serviced. I couldn't.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Can you walk us through that? I feel like this
is a very elite thing. I'm like, I don't know
this scenario at all, Like what's going on.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
By the way, By the way, I've been in I've
been in a dozen roll like stores just kind of
looking at ship and you know, Alex, I mean, I'm
looking at it. I'm not buying dozens of works.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Anyone can walk in the store, Blake, you can.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Walk in this. It's just in a mall.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I cannot I guarantee, I cannot I guarantee I would
be asked to leave.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
The guy turned you away. No, guy, you're good.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Yeah, I think you are looking.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
For You're good. I believe there's a Jimmy John phone.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Cookies are that way?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, you must want it.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Mike's way and take your zoa and get the fuck
out of Are you looking for Mike's way? Because it's
that a way?

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Is that away?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Bitch?

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Please get out of the store.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Mike that way, go ahead, bitch, No, that's for you.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
No, let's zone.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
So now I was in the back room, like essentially
signing the paperwork to buy the watch.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
The back room is where they bring you to give
you the watch that they don't want anyone in the
front to see that they.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Actually do have to see that they actually have them in.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
The back because they do. And they tell everyone they don't.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
They do have them. They say they don't, they do,
and they got it for me, and I'm in the
back room and then the guy's like, there's no one
in this store, right, there's literally zero people. And then
the guy the guy signed and he's like, oh, uh,
Mark Wahlberg is in the store. Are you friends? And
I'm going I've never met Mark Wahlberg. And he's like,

(13:23):
what he's out here? Would you like to meet him?
He's a nice guy. And I'm like yeah, sure, and
I go out, and whether he was lying or not,
he goes, oh, man, oh yeah, I know. He's like,
I know you. I'm a big fan. And I'm like, sure,
say how do your mother for me? You said totally.
And he was a very nice guy. But I had
this watch that I didn't see exactly what watch it was,

(13:47):
but he was.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Covered, yeah, covered, and din wow, one more time which
one more time, go.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
God in diamonds. Uh, I don't like it, Okay, I'll
say it not for me, that's not for me. I
think Mark Wahlberg can pull it off. He's a guy
that you would expect to have covered be covered in diamonds.
Sure if you, it wouldn't look good on me. And
you know, I said in the past, I'm not a
Rolex guy.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
I was just gonna say, fast forward three years when
you're like, yeah, it's a little diamondy.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Okay, it's a lot of Now I'm kind of a
diamond diamond. Three years after that, I'm just I'm just
soaking in diamonds. I feel like the podcast would have
to go really well for me, yea.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Up to the fans.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
We would need to we need to jump in viewers.
I will say that. Yeah, I feel like we would
have to really level up our podcast game in order
for me to be covered in diamonds. But uh, but
super super nice guy. That's cool.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
The only Rolex is I'm interested in now, Like the
couple that I'm like, well, those are fucking sick. They're
so expensive. There's yeah, three times the cost of what
I have already.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
That's too much.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
I have a feeling they're all very expensive. There's even
more extra expensive.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
There's even more extra expensive. Yeah, he did say. He's like, oh,
I'm a fan, and then he's like we should work together.
But then in the same bread he goes, uh ny,
he said, not quietly under his breath. I was like,
what what did you say? He's like, like your mind not.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
He goes. He goes, we've met before, and I go no,
And then his friend's like, yeah, no, we met. His
friend was there. He's with two guys, and his friend goes,
no at some golf club and he goes, uh, you're
a big golfer, right, and I go no.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
No, he's thinking Santino.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
No, I don't think it's Santino because I don't look
anything like Santino Shawn Aston. I think he might be Sean.
And then I said, I think you're thinking of just
a basic looking white guy, right, And then they all
laughed and they were like yeah maybe, And I'm like, oh,
he doesn't he actually doesn't know who I am. So
that was my experience with Mark. Wahlberg said said he's

(16:13):
a big fan, we got to work together, and then
then said that we've maybe golf together and I definitely haven't.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Damn it, dude, who.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Do you think that you're a big golfer? Right, maybe
he thought you're justin Timberlake.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh yeah, that's cool, and he kind of forgot. Yeah, yeah,
I look like Justin tibber He kind of he's so
famous he doesn't know who Justin Tibber is or what
he looks like.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, huh. Just recently, there was a video of when
he was on He went on t r L at
the same time as Eminem, and em was like, Oh,
it's really cool to be here, all of us together.
Feels like we're just one big, happy, funky bunch.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Oh yeah, they had b Mark Wahlberg is like fuming
and he's not He's barely like talking because I think
maybe Eminem this is like this is a soundsand t.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
RL days CRL. Oh okay, the good old days.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Oh so he was he was shitting on Mark Wahlberg
for being in the Funky Bunch kind of Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I mean it was like a sly a sly little
big and he'd already probably rapped about how whack white
rappers were before him kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
I think there was some prior beef and then it
was on the screen and then Eminem took that little.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Jaz But Mark is not in a mood on TRL either.
He's just there, like not having fun at all.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah, promoting fear or something.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Blake's favorite movie.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
I wonder what he was.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
That's sick. Yeah, that movie that it does rules really,
I mean I feel I feel like he has to
know that the Funky Bunch isn't cool, Like it wasn't
like a cool thing. It was like he was just
him breaking into the industry, right, and then now he does.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
I would argue, I mean, maybe they are cool. Donnie
d was on backup drug Freeze, so put the crack up.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I'm just Google imaged the Funky Bunch and they're pretty
cool looking. Well, they're wearing a lot of cross colors.
Pretty funky, Okay, yeah, they look pretty funky.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
What was there? What was their main hit with the
vibra right? Oh yeah, good vibration Hans.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
I mean it fucking cooks good song.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Yeah, these like son Kiss may want to know who'd
done this, Marky Mark And I'm here to move you
Romster Groove two and I'm here to prove to you okay,
all right, had it had it in the vault? Had
it in the vault?

Speaker 2 (18:29):
That's like a slow like you her empty hammer type
slow joint.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Yeah, what was the song? What was their song where
Mark Wahlberg like fucked a chair? I feel like that
in my little kid brain. I just remember like Mark
Wahlberg fucking a chair, right, and then my parents being like,
maybe you don't watch this on MTV because Mark Wahlberg's.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Fucking fucking chair and then pointing to the camera and saying.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I wish this was here.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Yeah, And then and he's pointing a camera and goes,
I've golfed with you, And I'm like, what see you
on the links? Fuck? We did? I don't remember that.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
There's one called wild Side. Do you think that's it?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, this is where samples take a walk on the
wild Side. Will you play fifteen seconds?

Speaker 3 (19:14):
So that matter place the best but the best part
lake don't. Oh, I'm gonna skip ahead. Trive artist sampled
it but went down and tails about love. I mean
it sounds sexy. We want to revisit, you know. Yeah,
you know what. I take it back.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
They are cool, They're your favorite.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
The name might have been a little whack the funky bunch.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yeah, but funky, funky was cool bunch. That's right.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Bunch is weird? Call yourself a bunch?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Is?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Because what else? What other bunches are there besides Brady bunch?

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Bananas?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah, banana, but you're thinking of banana bunches and Brady bunches. Yeah,
what's what you gotta go? What is the Funky crew
Crewknky Squad.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Funky few Yeah, oh, funky squad, funk funky unit, funk
key boys, funky boys.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Well, funky boys would have been a better yunky funky dude,
it was, you know what, we might need to bring
it back.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
But what else could be? It could be Marky Mark
and the.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Fuck fuck.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
I cannot find this thing, dude, have a fucking noah
and get your Marky.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Mark and the Funky butt lovin. Uh would be so
funny if he like pitched that to the group, to
his crew Bunch from Rookie of the Year a bunch,
He's like, Hey, I'm thinking we could change it from
a bunch to the butte Uh, Mark.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Marky Rowan Gardner and the Funky Butt Lovers hosting Gardener.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
God, where the hell is it? I cannot find it.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Blake, you got to clean up that word, buddy, you
gotta clean up that board.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
That's a great sighting, great interaction.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Yeah, man, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, that's a that's a big one. That's a big one,
you know, because we're running the I feel like you
don't run into that level there you go. Don't run
into that level of celebrity very often. Yeah, that's he's
he's he's out in the wild. He's way up there,
out in the wild. Not not at a big party
where you kind of expect to see some real famous people.

(21:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
I feel like if you sat in a Rolex store
all day, you might bump into some some A listers.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
I think, yeah, in Los Angeles or Vegas maybe yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
And is that what you did at him? I think
he wasn't.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I don't want security.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Were you working security?

Speaker 3 (21:47):
And I went sitting there all day?

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Congratulations on your purchaser. You can leave now, dude.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
It was a very fun alone trip. I feel like
I've never done this. I flew to Vegas. Uh at
nine thirty am. Okay, baller, got a got a jack
and coke at nine thirty am. Because I'm going to
Vegas Lan I'm there an hour early. The woman who
runs the store was the one who wanted to give

(22:19):
me the watch.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I'm drunk.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
She was not there. So then I went to the
Aria casino. Okay, sat there, I'm waiting to buy a water,
drink beer, watching NBA today, and then these guys recognized me.
I took shots with these guys.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I was intoxicated.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Then go into the Vegas store. They poured me whiskey.
I had like I had like three whiskeys. Then I
meet Mark Wahlberg. Then I eat a cheeseburger, drink another beer,
and and fly Homeway.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
What do you like? Fucking don't getting two watches?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
I want to watches and they're like, you get the one.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
You the one, and you're gonna like it.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
You get the one. But it was a very fun,
just self trip. I was with no one. Sometimes I
ran into Bob Menory, Oh guy with the uh right
with the voice?

Speaker 5 (23:10):
How was he? How was that?

Speaker 3 (23:11):
It was fine?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
See back on that podcast now?

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Or is he?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I don't understand. Is it promoting it again?

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I'm I have no idea about his lifestyle, but you know,
nice guy. And ran into him and then ran into
Mark Wahlberg and called it a trip. Was home by
four pm, was at my house at four pm.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Damn what time did you fly out? Like in the morning,
nine thirty.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
That's not bad.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Is he a jet setter? And you need a GMT
if you're a jet setter?

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeah, yeah, that was a That was a quick turnaround.
I was like, dang, and it made me go, like,
why am I not in Vegas often?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Right on John's I'm just quick johnts.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah, why don't I just go like like, well, you
wake up in the morning, you go, I want to
play blackjack? Go there? Yeah, play blackjack?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Come on, you just go to commerce, don't you. Isn't
that where we could find you?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
No, that's sad, that's said, you don't you don't go there.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Yeah, commerce is not cool that it's too bright.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
I think commerce is just for real gamers.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, it's not about a mood or anything. It's like
straight down to business. That's like gambling as a job
slash addiction. It's not about the mood. No, no, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Yeah yeah. And I've never been in like the the
actual card rooms in Vegas where they're all playing poker.
It seems way too serious for me, and I'm like, oh,
I couldn't be this level of intense. I think I
would just not care and just go. I just take
my fucking money. I'm not going to sit here all
goddamn day. You know, you're the kind of.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Person they want at the table.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
That's exactly right, that's exactly fuck it.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
I only want to be here for twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
If I can't win in twenty minutes, just yeah, here's
all my money, I fold.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
That's That's why I like blackjack, because I'm like, I'm
either winning big or I'm not. And then we're done,
all in, and then we're done, and then I'll wander
around and drink some big beers and have a great time.
Any It's the Thursday before the Super Bowl, so you
felt the energy percolating. It was it was fun, you felt.
And you see the people that are drinking their coffees

(25:10):
like they had a night the night before. And then
you see the people it's nine thirty am or ten am.
By the time I got there ten thirty, they're already drinking.
You're like, these are my people right here, We're already
fucking firing it. Aha.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
You guys are my peoplel you guys?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Do you guys ever play the slots or do you understand?

Speaker 5 (25:32):
I feel like those have gotten way to complex.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
I'd never know what's happening anytime I play a slot. Yeah,
you're like, I got a four leaf clover, a mermaid,
a horseshoe, and two diamonds and I won like seventy
five cents, And you're like.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Wow, I don't understand the draw I don't know what
people are doing. Is it that they're the cheapest thing?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
I think that have something.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
I think you could sit there, you can slow play it,
and then you get free drink, free drinks.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, okay, so it's like people who are paying like
as little as possible to get the free drinks.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
But then sometimes, uh, you know, I remember my my parents' friends.
They would go there and my parents would you know,
they're not big gamblers.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
So the drinks are free this week. I just want
to cover that the drinks are free now.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
They would they would sit at the slots with their
friends who like actually were playing the slots and spending
hundreds of dollars trying to win money, and my parents
would sit there with them like slow playing, like a
quarter right, and then and then getting drinks with them.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
And it's a workout if you're if you pull it,
you're kind of getting a little workout in.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
That's funny. Like, that's funny, Okay, a pretty good joke.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Fuck off, it's also a workout. Did you guys see
the video of the woman us playing and she's like
dressed really nice. She has like an expensive looking bag
and she's dressed pretty nice. Pissing.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Oh no, did you say pissing?

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Pissing? Sitting playing the slots?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Just s you can't leave, not if you're on a run.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Just hosing, dude, host, I need to see this CosIng out. Yeah,
I'll find I'll find the video dripping down her legs
or no, just like she's sitting on the edge here, okay,
and it's just like she's fully pissed.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Oh dear, that's sad.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
It's wild.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
It's kind of cool. Those are your people. I'm still
gonna send it.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
You found your people, Those are those are my people.
I feel like people go to Vegas and they're like,
I'm gonna be like there's a certain group of people
that go to Vegas and they're like, I'm gonna be
as gross as I can be. Like, I'm gonna do
all the nasty ship people, right, and those are my people.
I'm gonna come.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Yeah, we're gonna get prostitutes.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
We're gonna piss in the lobby.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
You guys pissed your pants like as adults in like
a drunken way.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, I pissed. Uh. This is years ago, maybe ten
years ago. I used to do with my buddy Walsh
and Zach. I would do one day vacs where I
would take us on a little vacation for one day
and then so I took us all to San Francisco
and just one day where we just go there we
party for one day day vac uh and we you know,

(28:20):
we're sharing a hotel room. You know, Walsh has a
cot where we have two beds in there.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I get so drunk that I pissed my pants. I've
never pissed my pants before, but I pissed my pants.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Like when you were sleeping or like when you were out. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
When I was sleeping. When I was sleeping and then
I woke up button naked from my waist down on
top of the covers. So my dick's out, my butthole's out.
Zach and Walh are there sleeping in their beds, and
I'm like, did my best friends butt fuck me? Because

(28:56):
I'm not I'm not wet at this point, nothing's wet.
I'm just butt naked and I don't know where my
pants are hu And I'm like, I think my people
just butt fucked me. So I put the blankets over me.
And then the next morning I woke up like, hey, guys,
did you butt you with people?

Speaker 5 (29:15):
Right?

Speaker 3 (29:17):
I thought you like, you're my people, straight up, like
you know, you're my people.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Nothing's gonna change that.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
I thought, you guys are my people. But then you
guys maybe butt.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
And did they think maybe? Like, well, you brought us
out here, like what were we here for? Uh, We're
obviously your.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
People, so they and then the next morning they were like, no,
you you pissed your pants.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
So one day vacation. Oh we thought you said one
gay vacation, Like this is it?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Oh oops, yes, you're gonna want to brush your teeth too.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
But evidently I pissed. I pissed my pants and then
I stood up on top of the bed, uh huh
and peeled my pants and under were all these are done?
Threw them against the wall and then laid back down
on the bead. Is the story that they're going with.
I kind of think maybe they, but you know, we'll

(30:18):
never get to the bottom of it because I was
a blackout drunk.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
But either way, epic night, dude, epic night with two
of your besties, your people.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, up until then, I think we had a pretty
epic night.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I knew that question would say ten minutes, what else?
What else? What else?

Speaker 3 (30:33):
What ad have you guys? I mean because those one
day vacations they got I mean they were two wild,
those one day vacations, they were two wild because we really,
you're packing it all in one day. We would land
and then it was just aggressively drinking all day. That's
dangerous and you've got a shot clock, like that's that's hard.
All day. There was no like we're chilling, We're getting

(30:56):
at the hotel. We're gonna relax a little, you know
how you normally would do.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
I want to get something to eat.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
They're wrapped their minds. They're like, when does it get gay?
I don't know, is it later? This is weird.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
He doesn't want to stay in the hotel.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
When does he want us? Do we initiate?

Speaker 3 (31:09):
You're like, wait until he's blackout and then we But fucking.

Speaker 5 (31:14):
What the heck is going on with our guy here?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Hey, he stood up in bed and took his pants off.
I think this is our cue, he.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
Staid, go get foot longs. I'm thinking it's our chance.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
But I've only got a half of fun.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
He said he couldn't handle a foot long.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
I think I know, I only got a six inch. Well,
I got a Jimmy John's nine, and.

Speaker 5 (31:34):
I'm gonna give it to him.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Mike's way, Who baby, I'll do with minx Way.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Sounds like you got way. I've never pissed my pants drunk,
but I did have like the flu one time and
was in bed and just charted the sheets. Oh oh,
Like I thought it was just kind of like I'm
letting down.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
It's just me too, letting Yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Then I was like, just tu, I had to had
to gather myself.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
You had to gather the sheets. Probably have you ever,
because I've had friends and family members do this and
I've never done this. Just wake up and then piss
somewhere in the house. That isn't the toilet.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
In like a corner on like a floor by.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeah, just like piss on the shoes. You've done that.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I know I've never done that, but I have friends
who are like, oh, and don't step there, and I'm like,
because what, oh, I pissed right there, and you're.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Like at packard fucking Adam came over and one night
he was so drunk he opened not not you.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
At me, Adam.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
To tell allegedly, but he opened up our cupboard and
he pissed in that right in like our big box
of Ramen noodles.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Oh yeah, I do remember that. And then and then
it was a real conversation because we it was a
big box. There's a lot of rock a noodle.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
It was months of rash.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
It was a real and and they are powered, they
are pretty tightly, so it was a real conversation.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
So you were like, do we just rinse and repeat?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yeah? Yeah, We're like, there's a lot of romen here.
Are we gonna throw away this rom and how much
did you piss? It was a lot. The box was
it was filled up like they were floating. But when
the packs of Ramen were floating.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
I don't know if we ever did throw it away.
And I do feel like we caught somebody.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Taking them one day and we're like.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
It's been long enough. They're like, oh man, I forgot
how good these beef ramen. There's a they're an extra solt.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
That's a lot of sodium.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Now that's a beef bully on. Baby, I'm microwaving this ship.
It smells like some socks got microwave.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
But okay, or we're just broken up where we're like, ah,
fuck it, man, I gotta eat.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
I know these are the pisser ramends, but it'll boil all.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
I don't remember us. If I don't, I would hope
we threw it away. But I do remember it being
like a real conversation that we had where we're like,
I think we should throw it away. Really well, they
are packaged. They are packaged. Well, maybe the ones in
the back we can say.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
So did you make allegedly did you make a long
or was this like he left and then this is
the aftermath.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
I honestly can't remember. This is the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
I believe we like kind of found it after he
had already left, and it was like, wait, did you
piss in the cupboard?

Speaker 5 (34:31):
And then it was and he was like, maybe I
cannot confirm.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
It's crazy. Isn't it crazy? How people they do. They
like open a thing thinking that's the door to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (34:43):
You're on automatic, but then the door isn't. Like they
don't walk in. Like I've had people piss in the
closet before, right, and they piss all over shoes and
you're like, well, I'm not going to throw shoes away.
What so you end up washing shoes and then the
shoes ever fit the same?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Aren't you throwing those shoes away?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
I'm pissed now, noone these are those are do not
at this point, not at this point in my life.
I mean, and now I would probably throw some shoes away,
but at this point in my life, I'm not throwing
shoes away. Say, how am I going to afford to
buy more shoes?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Honestly, I'm collecting. You owe many shoes? You?

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Oh? What if they're like yo, I ain't got it, dude,
Then I go, what size are you? And not the
right size? And not not the right size?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
No, no, no. Then I piss in their shoes and
I go, I guess neither of us got them.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
Well, I feel like that person's gonna wear that, and
that would be fair.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
No, dude, if someone pisses in my shoes, I I go,
you're responsible.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Sorry, fucking disaster, my guys, And that's probably correct. I didn't.
I just washed those shoes. You can wash.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I pissed in somebody's shoes. And they were like, come on, man,
i'd go, I'll sort it. I'll figure it out. I'll
get you sure, I'll make it happen. I'll charge you
to the game.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
You take responsibility.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yeah, okay, But what if, like you piss on Adam's
rolex and he's like, oh shit, I.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Go, I go, Adam, I'll take that one and I'll
figure out a way to get you the same one
in the meantime, I'll definitely just take that one.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
Let me get that pissed on broke rolex would break
if you piss on it.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
No, it's water prove to one hundred meters, and it
says to my middle aged son. It says to my
middle aged son, bow on the back.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
I have that again.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Great, I'll get to work.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I'll get to work on that.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
If you can pry it off my cold dead arm,
you can have it.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Blake. Did you ever were you a big pisser. I
can't remember if you ever pissed on anything. I feel
like you were.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
I feel like it's it's kind of on brand, right.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
I feel like maybe you still do.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
No, I wasn't. I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I do feel like I did it recently where I
passed out on my carpet and I pissed it.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
But I was not a big piss my pins.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
I'm like, that's that's what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, one recently, dude, these are every story that we've
been telling is like a decade, all a decade, all.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah, No, this this was like fairly recently. I want
to say, but I'm not a big piss my pants guy.
I've always been very.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
Proud, not nice.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Hey, by the way, Blake, I'm not a big I
did it once and I told the story fans a lot.
I know.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I have a homie who it was kind of his
thing so much so that he like knew how to
clean it up properly, and like he was like, do
you do you have this spray? This is the one
that works the best.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
You would wake up with new shoes at the edge
of your bed in a prepared bull of ramen.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Yes, enjoy, enjoy. Oops, I did it again, Oops, pissed
it again.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
It was kind of what happened constantly. Yeah, some people,
it's like he knew he shouldn't sleep in someone's bed.
He would sleep on like the floor.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
Yeah, oh wow, the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
And I have that like awareness when you're that level drunk.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
It's huge courtesy. It's a common courtesy.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Because that level drunk is you you don't know what
you're doing, the fact that you know that you have
to sleep on the floor, And I like that. Blake
just always sleeps on the floor. So you were sleeping
on the floor.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Why sleep on the floor, Blake?

Speaker 3 (38:19):
When we live together, you'd catch him just sleeping in
the hallway and you'd be like.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Home, I like to sleep under table, Yeah, under tables.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
I had a roommate once who he liked to sleep
in like his laundry pile.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
That's hot, you know, And I kind of like dirty laundry.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
No, maybe I guess maybe it was. But if there's
if it's late and I have like new laundry and
I just am too tired to fold it and I
throw it on the bed. I kind of like the
coziness of like being enveloped by a bunch of other
socks and clothes and shit.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
I did too. It feels good. I like to lay
in lots of material.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Like a big towel. Just put a little hand on
a tunnel.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Now, I'd rather wake up and take my friend's butt
fucked me.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
And that's that's that.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
I'm into that.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
I mean, I feel like there's two types of people.
There's the type I feel like.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
A sentences that start like there's two types people.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
I feel like there's people that piss, and there's people
that's ship and pissing puke no, and there's people that
like go on many adventures and you're like afraid that
they're gonna like sleep in someone's backyard or they're gonna
just be lost.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Wonder Then there's no other type of You're either someone
who's in a back yard on an adventure or you're
pissing everywhere. And if you're if you're saying.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
You're neither, your lying, you're fucking lion, dude, lion, you're
a murderer, you're a serial killer.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Oh you don't go on avenure as well, I guess you're.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
You must piss all or maybe or you call somebody
that maybe you shouldn't call, oh drunk dialist.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
So there's three types of people, maybe.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
There's three eight turns out turns out that maybe there's
three types of people.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
You're a drunk dialer maybe, I mean, yeah, I get
drunk face times all the time.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
But yeah, what do you mean are you drunk? Right? Yeah? Yeah,
I dude, I drunk. We drunk facetimed you at the
super Bowl just a few weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
That's true, But like really like drunk dialing someone not FaceTime,
just to like to tell them how much you love them.
I feel like that doesn't happen anymore.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Well it's because we're old. I feel like twenty two
year olds are are? I mean, imagine how embarrassing that is.
Like if you're drunk, like like you know, everyone has
done like a drunk call that, maybe they're a little
embarrassed spot right, But like drunk face timing and the girl,
like your ex girl or whatever is like just seize
you that drunk Like that's extra embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Maybe people go drunk live.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Oh yeah, I mean for sure people would go drunk live.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
I wish we did that more. Let's go drunk live
on Instagram A whole bunch.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah, go for it.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I would love that canceled and you thin can't know.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
I must say nice things, but I think a drunk
A drunk dials like weird because people don't even call
sober anymore.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Yeah, they don't. Nobody picks up.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
So somebody calls me. I assume they're drunk because they're
already like on some other ship. Yeah, or they're or
someone to die.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yet whenever I get a Blake or a Tiba FaceTime,
I'm like, one, they're drunk. I'm drunk now, Yeah, they're
drunk and uh. And I actually always pick it up
because I'm like, these guys are just in a good mons.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Let's see what they have to say.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
These are your people, these are what they have, These
are my people.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Man, I pissed my pants.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Let's see what these guys have to do.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
They have to say, they have to say, there's something
to say, so much so they're face timing me. Let's
see what they gotta say.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Adam, I just pissed my pants.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
And Antiva's out wandering around. I love you. He's sleeping
in somebody's backyard. I love you, dude. Oh my god,
I just woke up and I just woke up, and
I think my friends but fucked me. I love you, dude.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
What are you doing? Where are you doing?

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Where are so?

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Where are you? Where are you? I'm where are you?

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Ye home?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
I'm obviously in my bed, I'm on the couch. I'm
in bed, I'm here.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Where are you? I'm actually rewatching Game of Thrones? Where
are you?

Speaker 5 (42:24):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
It's just the way I can't help you.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Man, Holy shit? Are you guys bummed that? A couple
of weeks ago, the guy who invented pop tarts died?

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Are you bummed on that?

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:45):
The guy who invented pop darts passed away? Does that
hurt you guys?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Now? Isn't uh Jerry Seinfeld doing a pop tart movie?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
What?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yes? Yeah? So do we think? Possibly?

Speaker 5 (42:55):
Bigot?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
He had him murdered to make.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
An audition for that, and I was like, that was
pretty good. I'm gonna be in this movie. And they
didn't didn't like me.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
They might have liked you. You might've been on a list
I auditioned.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
No, I mean I know, I know you auditioned, but
maybe your your top two or three and you didn't
make the final cut, but they you still did a
good job. Onders. Yeah, I was just.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
I guess I'm just too tall. I guess that's what
it is.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Yeah, yeah, it's just too tall, too handsome.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I guess that was great and perfect, but just too
tall for the friend.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
You're like, I guess my jawline was too good, too solid,
too tall to.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Be a pop tart.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
It's so, what can you give us any insight on
this pop tart? You didn't get it, so fuck them? Yeah,
maybe maybe you spilled.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Some it was it was a funny scene, or at
least like I had fun.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Now is this like BlackBerry or like the uber show
that they're explaining like how pop tart came to be?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Yes, there was a race. There was a race between
a couple brands to bring the pop tart to market. Oh,
and it was like Kellogg needed to do it first.
Like oh, I want to say they both had the
same idea, but it was about bringing it to market
to market. Toad just sent us a link that will
for sure negate what.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
I just said unfrosted the pop tart story.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Bo Bowman, Okay, the person making it we know him.
We like the name. He likes it more.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
I do love the name.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Oh I'm seeing big names. Jim Gaffigan. Oh, James Marsden
definitely got it.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, Oh dude. Was it James marsh Or
it could have been Max Greenfield or Jack mcbrae or no.
I feel like I feel like the people that Durs
goes up against in this list, it's Max Greenfield, James.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Actually, it might have been Bobby moynhan.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Maybe maybe Dan Levy it could have been, or Christian
Slater could have been.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
It might have been Bobby moynhan because it was kind
of like a goofy assistant type guy got you, or
like second in command to like the important person like
who just kind of gets yelled at.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
This is a huge cast, Yeah, big, big time. There's
a lot of big stars in this.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
I mean Seinfeld. It's everybody wants to be part of it,
and this.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Is big time. We'll see, Hey, we'll see if it's
another B movie, you know, Oh my gosh. I like
this guy just I mean Seinfeld. He doesn't make some
weird choices when he's like, I'm gonna come out of
retirement for this. I only do stand up and I'm
not going to do any other show. And then he
drops the B movie, which I don't know if I
saw it or not. It could have been good, but

(45:30):
it is a kind.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Of I don't believe it was a smash. I don't
believe it was something that resonated. I feel like we
would have seen B two.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Hive ye that Welcome to the Hive. Yeah,
and then and then now just pop Tart. It's science, dude.
When I was on all kinds of pain pills after
my surgery, my last surgery, actually the first one in August,
the first, my first hip surgery, I mean shit, Uh.

(45:59):
I watched The Foods That Built America and it's this
the I'm so fucking hungry. It's like the people, the
people that built America, the foods that built America. There's
like a whole thing that that History channel does, but
it's all about like Kellogg's and Hershey and this yeah,
and they do make it seem so fucking intense and cool,

(46:22):
and I'm like, so maybe I'm going to be a
huge fan of this pop Tart movie.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
I don't know, what's your favorite pop tart flavor?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Or we are.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
Are you a pop tart boy?

Speaker 3 (46:31):
And we're back?

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Come on, give it to me, man. I want to know.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
And this is why, Holly, I want to know.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
What's your movie.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
I've had, like an I've had an evolution where for
sure for years it was frosted like strawberry.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Yep, with THEO sprinkle strawberry.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I think it is the class aged became what do.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
We call it, like the cinnamon one?

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Okay, yeah, I'm the maple cinnamon or brown.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Sugar, Thank you brown sugar. And then I harken it
back and I'm a s'mores guy.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Now, oh oh god, desert first.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Yeah, I haven't had one since I was a kid,
but I remember those tasting like chemicals.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Dude, I guess they.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
All check out.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, but Blake, your pellette is garban the Moores pop
tarts tastes like ass. Yeah, well your pellette is garbage.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Well, I feel like they taste like s'mores.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
S'mores and smortes is pretty good. I could see you
being like so picky as a kid that you're like, eh,
chocolate and marshmallow together yucky?

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Right, exactly?

Speaker 3 (47:33):
I only eat macon cheese and hot dogs and that's it.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
So Adam. I was like, is Blake talking right now?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
I was like, yeah, I do a good young Blake.
Yuck something that isn't the only thing I like to eat.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
York Mom, get on my f just a real quick tangent.
We had a kid over the other day, like a friend,
and we were like, hey, we're getting we're having pizza
for lunch.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
You have a child friends my kids. Okay. I had
to clear it up because I had to clear it
up because Kyle's over there eating babies. Kyle, he's eating babies.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I walked by a school is playing a piccolo and
then children follow me back. Yet I had a kid
over and we run pizza for lunch and he's like, oh,
what kind pizza? And I go cheese pizza, the safest
possible pizza option. What kid doesn't like cheese pizza? And
he goes, that's the only thing I don't like cheese pizza?

(48:31):
I go, oh, like you like pepperoni? He goes, no,
I get pizza without the cheese. That's how my family
orders it. And I was like, We're in a whole
nother level. He took chess off and he just eats
the bread and the sauce.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I hate him. I don't want to dunk. I don't
want to dunk on this kid. But is he like super?
Is this like a super like hollywoody type fan or
not even hollywoody like health can ches type family that
that they're like the dairy of the cheese.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
No. I think it's just like a super picky child persnicketiness.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
That'd be rough. I was not that. I was a
little garbage cannon. I still am.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
You're eating pizza pop tarts?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yeah, so, adam, what's your pop tart flavors? And then
I would love to hear hot or cold.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
If you're eating.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
I mean, you're gonna get worms if you eat coldpts.
That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
What dude, you cold pop tarts?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Bro? Worms? You think worms live in processed, fucking packaged goods.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Just like that, you have to toast the pop tart.
There's gonna be back here to kill the world, to
kill the worm.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Oh my god, oh mom oh, this is gross.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I will say I did not eat a cold pop
tart until I think I went on some like camping
trip and somebody then the guides or whatever boxes of
pop tarts, and I was like, how are we supposed
to eat them? He's like, you don't have to heat
pop tarts? And I ate it.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
I was like, oh, legit, it's just like a cookie, okay,
except pretty get warm.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Yeah, it's delicious. I think my mom would put that
in my lunchbox. She's like, here you go, fuck it.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Yeah. I think I didn't heat pop tarts for years.
But I will say when you circle back and you heat.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
It, very good, Hey worth doing it.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
It's good. But the risk of burning it, oh yeah,
because the like burnt, like cook cooked to burn. It's
like a thirty second window that you got to grab
that fucker.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Yeah, it's like diffusing a bomb.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
That it's important. Now here. Here's here's my question for
you guys. I don't have a child yet, and I
won't have a child that's eating pop tarts for a
few years. Now. Pull shit, you better get a pop
tart in that mouth immediately. Uh do you?

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (50:50):
I mean this is because you have had children for
a decade and you've been eating pop tarts. Was there
a gap that you weren't eating pop tarts? Because I
haven't eaten a pop tart and I want to say
thirty years.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
My kids don't like pop tarts period.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
So you're buying pop tarts just for yourself.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Every once in a while. When I see a wild
ass flavor, I buy it.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Gotta try.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Wow, that's wild.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Yeah, I gotta I gotta try apple pie, banana cream pie.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
They have like apple jack, apple pies.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Apple Jacks, peanut butter. None of them are good, by
the way. They're all bad the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Now they have they're like cross pollinating with other shit.
You know. They're like cocoa puffs pop Tart and you're like,
I might have to puff puff pass.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Okay, And they're like macaroni and cheese pop tart and
you're like, this is just a hot pocket.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
Jolly rancher. It's it's pretty gross.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Adam gets really revved up about this, and.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I'm like, motherfucker, this is They're like pepperoni and cheese
pop tart. I'm like, bitch, you're a hot pocket, okay.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Adam, show them the tattoo, Show them the hot pocket tat.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Because I fuck up some hot pockets. That's my ship.
Do you remember when we were in Columbus and there
was just like stacks of hot pockets. Backs were like whoa,
How did they just know exactly what I wanted to
snack on? Not diarrhea? Very good. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
But then with that said, we threw it into the
audience and what did frisbee?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Yes you did.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
And then they sent us hot ones hot pockets. Did
you guys eat those? The hell of spicy hot pockets?

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Did not get those? Did not receive get those?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
I didn't get those.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Oh, you guys dodged a bullet because that was the cause.

Speaker 3 (52:32):
No pockets are delicious. Maybe you've got a weak constitution.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Oh man, I'm telling you that was the cost.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
You've got a weak stomach, homie, dude, No hot pockets
I fuck with.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
But these were the hot Ones hot pockets, hot pockets.
They were so fucking spicy.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Dude, it was weird.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
It was weird, dude, it lit my ship up.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Hot hot hot. Well, it's because it was Columbus is
where Hot Pockets is located. And the fact, I mean,
you gotta wrap hot pockets if you live in Clumbus. Absolutely,
that's a company to wrect.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
And the fact that you say it gives you diarrhea,
it makes me question your whole stomach and your bowels.
The fact that you can't process hot pockets because they're
fucking delicious.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Right, I said, you don't even know the hot pockets
I'm talking about. I'm talking about the hot ones hot pockets.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Well no, but hey, motherfucker earlier earlier, you're not being
very wicked. Wow wow, because earlier you said the cause
of diarrhea when I mentioned hot pockets. Yeah, I was
just you know, I was just kind of garly food like, yeah, okay,
so you don't So it doesn't It doesn't give you diary,

(53:51):
is what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (53:52):
I actually I haven't had a hot pocket in a while.
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
No, no, come out.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
So you eat pop tarts more often, you would say,
than hot pockets. I'm not saying I eat hot pockets
all the time in my twenties. In my twenties, fucking
up hot pockets really fucked them up.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Oh yeah, I ate a lot of hot pockets as
a youngster. I don't reach for the hot pockets anymore.
I used to try the Philly cheese steak.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
I don't think of cheese. I think I've had one
to four hot pockets in my life.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
There was a minute where I was I was smashing
on them, and if you didn't heat them up all
the way, the cheese was just one like little couple
nerts in it.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
It was a wild dude couplets you know, rts.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
You know, you don't know what chef cordon blues.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Yeah, all of us graduated from long.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
It's a little I think it's a little turd AERT.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah, yes, okay, please please look up NERT and have
it be a thing that makes sense to us. I'm
telling you, And that's any RT, any art. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
I've never spelt it out.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
AERT. Yeah, that's it says. Oh, it just skull and crossbones.
My computer, it just locks me up.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Yeah, well it's not it's not saying what I think
it is.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
But INERT is the San Francisco Fire Department NERT training.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
So you just pulled it from somewhere.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Yeah, you pulled it from somewhere the deep little back
part of your brain.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
No, this can't be something I made up, dude, I'm
telling you this. This is a real thing somewhere.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Okay, any take backs and the apology?

Speaker 2 (55:33):
Are we there?

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Yeah? We are?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Did you guys ever do like the breakfast the heat
and eat breakfast sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
What is that now?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Well, just like the Jimmy Dean's like style breakfast sandwiches.
I feel like that was more of us.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Yeah, those are respectable.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Yeah, those are the little class here.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Yeah we're Yeah, I feel like that's a man's a
man's breakfast.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
The like biscuit sausage things.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
Yeah, that's respectable.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Yeah, I've and this was when you were a child.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, or in my twenties, I'd be like, oh, grab
one of these for like a breakfast on the go.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
I think your family might have done a little better
than our families, and they could afford me.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
We were dirt people.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
Families were people, and hot pockets was a real delicacy
for me. I remember my mom not wanting to get
hot pockets because she's like, these are things are kind
of expensive, and I'm like, I'm like, just get me
some hot pockets.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
She was like, these not pockets are half the bruce.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
You gotta try and not pocket bro. Yeah. Well, dude,
I mean imagine, I mean if there was knockoffs, we
would have gotten that.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
I got poop tarts. Poop tarts, I've got the poop tarts.
If you don't toast. Then you get worms.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Bad, any take backs, any apologies and epic slams for.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
This, I don't know. I feel like we've been so
well behaved with Kyle. Gone's like no one.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
To make fun of and no one to really dunk on,
no one to.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Sh like question their entire lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Yeah, I think we're kind of questioning Blake's lifestyle sometimes.
Every once in a while, I admit that my best
friends butt fucked me. Right, uh but uh but that's
just par for the course. That's just who I am
as a person, you know, and that's it's respect.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
I would like to get okay, go ahead, unless you're
not done.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Go ahead, No, would you like to take back, say nerd,
because that's what I want from you. But I know
that is real.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
And I will find it.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
I need, I need the citizens of TI nation to
come to my defense.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
There.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
That is okay, because now we just use Google. We
just Google, which is very very powerful.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
This is off the grid, Adam coming now, Oh yeah,
Blake got his ear to the fucking nurse.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Is some area ship, bro dude, I can make up
like a term that means something. A wambly is a
tiny little ship, a wambley a little wambly and then
t I nation would be like, yeah, wamble.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Do you think that's a good name for a little
tiny piece of shoes? No?

Speaker 5 (58:03):
I thought wamblies were titties.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
No, those are whammies or wambos.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Come on, okay, wait, I want to give I want
to give a special shout out to frosted wild berry
pop tarts. Remember they were purple with the little blue
swirls on them. Those shots changed the game. I didn't
like how they tasted, but the aesthetic of that pop
tart was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Right you would just hold one to match an outfit? Maybe?

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:28):
I would wear it as a purse to school.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
It was really cool. Check out my accessories. I got
the uh blue ras pop tart that matches the laces
on the shoes.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Some people buy roll lexes, some people buy pop tarts.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Okay, do you want to take it like that yet
or no? Is that your take back?

Speaker 4 (58:47):
What if I got a diamond encrested pop tart around
my neck?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Was this another episode of that?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Is another episode? Don't oh there it is? Come on,
come on and you feeling let me see that playing mark?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
You feel it too? Donny z on the backup rug
Freeze and put the crack up