Ep 191: Did Adam Quit Caffeine?!?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
On This Is.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Important, You're just a forty year old dad wondering how
things work.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Now.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
The hardest part about being in prison morning is not
fucking all the prisoners.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm a soft, punchy, fat, ugly piece of shit right now.

Speaker 6 (00:31):
And here we go, hot, hot, hot, hot hot.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I have a heck of a clap. I don't know
about you, guys. My clap was like.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
The fucking boys. Dude, Lota lost to chit chat about here?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Whoo so much, so much to chit chat?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Blake, are you all right? What's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
No, sa try and slam a zoa too fast? What's happening?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Did you fuck up a zoa? No?

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Never, I can never slam or did you drink something
that wasn't a zoa?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Dude? That's the thing about zoa is you can't slam
them too fast unless there's some sort of legal things
saying that you can, in which case we were starting
the podcast now.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah, and no, I think I coughed so hard. I
loosened up one of those you know, those little nodules
that grow on your in your throat that make your
breath smell like dog shit? Have you ever heard of those?
They're like a little yellow.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I guess I just have never heard it put that way.
But you know what I'm talking about, I.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Don't little nodules that make your breath.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
What are they called? What are they called? They're like yellow.
There are these yellow things that form like in the
back of like your mouth and like I've seen some
videos on Instagram where you like push on your ship
and then like hell, them squirt out. But they smell
like shit, dude, they smell really bad.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I think maybe you need to see a doctor, dude.
And I'm not even joking.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Dude, I've never I'm not kidding at all. I've never
heard of this.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Really.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
That is five.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
And Adam is like mister used to have the worst
back of the throat I've ever felt the worst back
of the throat fell, I mean because then you got
your tonsils pulled out, right, Adam? I, uh yeah, I
had tonsils.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Have my tonsils taken out?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Oh, I got it.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Because you used to get like tonsils.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I used to get uh no, what is it? Strep?
Throat all the time.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Yeah, oh sick. Yeah, and that was and that was gross.
And they're called tonsilstones. They're called tonsilstones, and they're these
like these yellow formations that like are in like the
back of your mouth and then like some people your
back of your mouth. You definitely have had one accumulating.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And producers for this YouTube for the U tube a bit,
please show a little video of what the blake is
talking about. Please no, don't like no, please do.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I don't know what you're talking about. I've definitely used
a tongue scraper and been like, wow, look at all that.
That's bad breath. But the pinching of the squeezing, of
the oozing.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
So here all right, so I guess walk us through this.
You and you've had that, you know.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, yeah, I've had little ones developed back there.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
That's why you know, you open your mouth so we
can see. No, no, come close to the camera. Po, no,
that seems stick your tongue and now let me gobble.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Looks so wait, so you just pressed the side of
your cheeks and then these little fucking gremlins up here, and.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Well, people with real severe cases of tonsilstones, like you know,
they have halotoses. This could be the cause of your halatosis.
But if you watch them, of course, YouTube really will
give you the most gnarliest versions of it. But you
watch it and then like the dentist will like push,
I like right here, and then all of this ship

(04:14):
will squirt out and it's like, oh.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
My god, I would love to see a video. Producers,
please give me the video.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
And so, Blake, you have these.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
I've gotten one every now and then.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
I don't know if I've ever Can we be real
with each other for just a moment. I don't think
I've ever smelled any of your breaths and been like
that's really bad.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Think so, Oh thank god, because often I'm like, is
my breath terrible?

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Because we've all met people and talked to them on
various occasions where you're like, oh, it's bad again. Yeah,
this is a thing, and and and how do they
not know?

Speaker 5 (04:51):
How they not?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well, here's here's the thing I think with Blake, because
you're the one that has had these weird stones that
none of us have ever heard of. Okay, and you
always have mints. I noticed that you always have a mint.
You're always chewing a.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Gum chew gum.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Maybe, uh, maybe you have these often and you're trying
to conceal. Is that what's happening.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
No, I'm just very I very much don't want to
be the bad breath guy. I don't want to be that.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
I think I got that from my father. My father
chews gum all the time. Whether I'm drinking beer, I'll
still chew gum like I just have to. Yeah, it's crazy, dude.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
You're so nuts. I'm a dude being your friends sometimes too.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
So speaking of Blake being nuts, dude, Happy fortieth birthday, buddy.
That was quite a banger we went to the other night.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Oh and I'm so glad all my friends got to
be there. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Do people still say getting tore up from the.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Floor up, I'm drunk now?

Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah they should.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, well that was that was us.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
We've really got it in.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Okay, So there's Todd just sent a video of these stones.
My god, dude, I'm gonna fucking bomb.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Yeah, I told you, I told you. It looks like
Maggot's coming out of it, really does. It's disgusting. And
you've had this no, no, no, no, not to that severity.
I'm trying to tell you.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I feel like you're walking in back and you don't
know what the subarity because you're not watching the video,
so you don't know the severity.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I don't have to I know what you're watching.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'm not saying anything that. It just doesn't look.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Great, disturbing.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
No, wait until they poke out these little.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Thing it's wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait, is it
just puss.

Speaker 5 (06:32):
It's like a it's like a deposit of of of something.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I don't know something.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
But you got to really be aware of that ship
and get it out of it for me.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, I've never seen anything like that. No, sir, I
do not like it.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
The smell of them, it's insane. It's disgusted, the.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Smell of Diaronne.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Okay. So, and by the way, I was, I was
all up in your business on on your fortieth, giving
you hugs, giving your little niggies. You know, you got
being very physical with you. Didn't notice your breath, stinking dude,
So happy forty, happy forty birthday, Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Is that why you drink yeager? It's got a little licorice,
a little Yeah, it's like a little mouthwash. It's a
delicious brown mouthwash.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
So explain to us the throwdown because it was at
this sick bar. We send the name of the bar.
We're blowing up the spot of the bar as supposed
you tag. You tagged it on Instagram?

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Is that Carlito's way?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Carlito's Way in Studio City was it was very sick.
I remember going to that bar back in the day
when it was in Van Nuys, and I thought it
was like from the movie Carlito's Way, and I was
I was like, yeah, it's Carlito's Way. I wonder if
they filmed it here or something. I have no idea.
And then and then it's just a guy named Carlito,

(07:52):
just a guy named Carlito.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Yeah, I'm still gonna send that.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Very specific way that through me for a fucking loop
when this's just regular dude came up and he was like, Hey,
this is my this is my way. My name is Carlito,
and I was blown away.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, well that's the best part of it.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
That's that's his way, is it blow I'll.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Blow you away way, Carlito exactly.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
You liked it, didn't you.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
And then there was like a sick taco spot in
the packast that we really fucked up. That was great.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Anybody in the Los Angeles area, if you're familiar with
Cactus tacos, it's It's one of my favorite burritos spots.
It's delicious.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
So you go burrito, you don't go.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
To I go against the grain, I do go burrito.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I went, I went Street Taco. Yeah, how was it
really good?

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
And by the way, a sank. It's got a stank
on them, does it, dude? Because I I was the
taco sort of disintegrated. You know how they do sometimes
with the like the tortilla.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, did they double?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I thought what happened? I think it was an extra
juicy batch and it just disintegrated. And so I was
like eating it with my fingers, and my fingers reeked
of taco of carnei assada? You like it? Two days, dude,
and I would get I would just kept giving a
little whiffs of carne asada and like, oh that's a
spicy dude. I let my baby do a little suckle

(09:16):
on the finger just to wait a minute, dude, get
ahead of the good stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Get him on that spicy bread.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
The news, Oh, yeah, that I just I guess I
dropped the little news there on him. I didn't even
mean to wait a minute, hold on, cats out the
bag and I called my child the cat out of
the human sack. That is my wife. Cat's out the bag.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Early apology.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Bos arrivees, dude, little Bobo.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Child Bo has a ride, baby, dude.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
My favorite part is asking everybody, uh, you know, and
I think I said this on a previous podcast so
things had to make fun of him for with his
name Bo Boner. Dude. Yeah, the little boner is here,
so wow, dude, he's fucking cool. Yeah is he cool?

Speaker 5 (10:11):
You're digging him already?

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah so far?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah for real?

Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Is he a bitch? Is he a bitch or an asshole? Yeah?
You should know by now.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
No, I think he's leaning asshole already. Well, he's not
a bitch. I'll say that. I will not have that
in my house. But okay, No, he's very much like
he just wants to eat all the time, you know.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
And he's like his daddy, Like his daddy.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
He's much like his daddy. He just wants to gobble.
And if you don't have like if he'll get real saucy.
If you're holding him and you don't have a titty
to suck on, sure he'll be fine for a while,
and then he'll just do that little baby thing where
he'll just open his mouth being right.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Yeah, right now, Adam looks cool.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Adam just did that.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Looks psychotic with his total asshole.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
That's what Adam looks like when he's drunk. He's trying
to get it on.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
That's what looks out of taco.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Let me gobble.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Your taco, sir, Let me gobble. Yeah, you got to
find your way with your mouth.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Just use your fingers, sir.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I mean, my god, dude, I mean, as far as
babies go, he's really dope. He's really really cool.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Your favorite ever?

Speaker 2 (11:35):
You think my favorite ever? So I've held about I
want to say, maybe five babies, and out of those
five babies, top three for sure, for sure, without a dub,
without a dude, no, my favorite baby obviously.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Guys, that works out well. I think that'll work out
to your benefit.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
You want to see him? You want to see him?

Speaker 5 (11:59):
Do we want to see? Is he laying at your feet?

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Right? To assume you keep talking about it?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Can we keep talking about he.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
She's like, dude, please, I was just taking that.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
She's like I finally just took it cause I quit.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
We haven't even posted. We didn't even post about him.
You know what happens is when you have a child,
you no longer give a ship about posting on the internet.
It like I stopped caring about that's going to come
back and then I'll finally get my TikTok off the
fucking ground.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
You're not being a daddy influencer. I want to go
to your page to see what diapers to buy.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Ohhole, guys, Hey, guys, who am I? Who am I?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
His dial? You're kind of.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Disaster. Oh my gosh, look at look at little bo.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
So this is little Bobo? Wait the second the second
guest on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Oh that sounded like y before that for the board
for sure?

Speaker 2 (13:11):
What else? What else you got? Yeah? Yeah? You being
a good boy? Yeah, okay he is.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
He's like you've got oozing throatstones down?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Your pastakes? Wow, this is really this is a podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
First the Hi, hi boy, he's a star.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
Did we mention? This is episodes brought to you by
Gerber Simon, some baby food, absolutely and zoa.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, let's get on say goodbye, Say goodbye everybody. Bye.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Bo. Cloe and Bow, Chloe and Bo.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
What do you know? Clo you guys? Did you guys
realize that before?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
H yeah. I don't know if that was before or
like the first time I said to my parents like,
is Chloe and Bow here or where where are they
in the house? And I go, Chloe and Bow are
on the couch And then I was like, you're like.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Your brain exploding.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh my god, you like.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
You ran and you're like Chloe, Chloe, Chloe, well look
what and you want to know it's just made up
Cloe and Bow? How cool is that?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
It's dangerous? It's because they work so well and you're
gonna kind of want to figure out where you fit
into everything.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, Well, I mean what sucks is like, you know
I have to go, I have to leave the house
and go do stuff you know throughout the deck.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
Sucks?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Sure, it does suck. And uh And then I come
home and Chloe's just spent like a good like five
six hours with the baby, just sucking on her beautiful tits.
And I don't have any milk in my tits and
I have nothing to give and then I could. I
can immediately tell like, he doesn't fuck with me anymore.
Like it'll take like a few hours of me rocking

(14:55):
him and put him on my knees like I do
and doing a little jiggles and wiggles, and then he'll
come back around and be like, all right, Okay, this
guy's not too bad.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
This is fun. Wait do you have to No.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
He doesn't.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
He doesn't understand your comedy yet.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Just wait.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
He's gonna get it eventual.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
That is true.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
That is true. Did you do the face at him
like you look like this?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I do a lot of that, and when he cries,
I cry back in his face.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Always good. Yeah, you have to do that through high school.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
It doesn't quite get that yet.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
Yeah that's cool, dude. Sounds like you're doing great.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Yeah it's gone great. Super easy. Uh you know, super easy.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Stay at home parents not sure what the hollaballo is about.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, I don't get it. I don't think why anyone
complains about it, because it's it's a piece of freaking
cake until it until it isn't you know?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
It is interesting. People do say it's the hardest job
in the world, And I know that that's kind of like.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Nope, yeah, cold, But it's it's weird.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
That like people don't go loyal, like yep, I'm kind
of like it's not easy, for sure, But why are
we saying hardest job in the world.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
It's not like I've watched Mike Rowe and The Heart.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Well, those aren't hard jobs as are dirty, specifically dirty.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
But they're also very hard. Have you seen somebody clean
a windmill? That shit is hard as fuck, dude, and
scary and not that dirty.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Can we get a video of that place?

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Oh? Man, that shit is treacherous. You have to climb
up them and sh yeah. No.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
But the way the way people like hype, they try
to scare you off, Like when Chloe's like nine months
pregnant and we're gonna give you any day, people like
try to scare you off of having the child. They're like,
oh my god, get get ready. Oh you think you
think you know, you have no idea.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
I was seeing it as more of like a charitable
thing to be like giving like their flowers, Like, hey,
it's the hardest job in the world, and it's like
there's way harder being a being a police or like
a warden or whatever the person who works in the warden.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yeah, sure, prison warden our job?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Why because you're like, I'm too sexy, Like all these
guys want to fuck me, and it's like kind of
hard to bat all these guys because the guys in
prison work out so much and they're like they're also
kind of hot.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Isn't that what we're talking about?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, okay, I'm glad we're all.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, Captain obvious over here is the hardest part about
being a prison warning.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Is not fucking all the prisoner dude.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Yeah, like you have the nights to well because because
in you you know, in your regular life, you're not
the sexiest guy. You're not sure piece of ass just
walking down the street. But if you're a prison warden,
you know yeah, yeah, yeah, you're walk guy.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
You got the keys you can give Yeah, give them
a little jingle.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Jang, a little jingle jang.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Is that the code what you're reading? Boys?

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, you wanna you want to go to lunch a
little early, get an extra string cheese or whatever.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Save some of that jankin for me.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
Warden says you get to go early?

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Are is it? Warden? What's the just like the guard
I'm saying, like the guard.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
No, we're saying the warden.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
So so he tells the guards stand down, stand down,
Warden's gonna strut on through. He wears his pants.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Just wigging the warning warden coming through.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Wharton looks like the dude on YouTube with the big booty.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Exactly pants just ye, the dude that's trying to be
me so fucking hard. Dude, it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Chill, can you So you're saying it's probably problematic if
you are a warden with a big fat, juicy ass,
or maybe you run a real time.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Is there one out there that doesn't have it? I
feel like that's a pre wreck. Like that's how you
get the gig, is they they you'll be able to
put all the inmates in like a trance where it's
like they're going crazy. Then they're like sending the warden.
He comes in suddenly.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Suddenly everybody's going right right to sleep, asked Warsha, Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
That's why Shawshank was flawed. That dude did not have
a good ass. That guy with the glasses, remember the prison.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I know exactly what you're talking about. I feel like
he had a little something.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Did he have a dumper.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
He said his booty was obtuse.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
That's right, Well, you dude.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
All I know is the the girl that I used
to work with at the service deadly and when I
worked for the Pavilion Supermarket. Uh, and I worked in
the service Tilly, the girl who worked with me, She
had an enormous ass. She dead left and last I checked,
she's a warden of a prison. And I wanted making

(19:52):
this up. I swear to go her mom or her
mom or her dad, I can't remember. She was like
the warden, and then she followed in his or her
footsteps and then became the warden an enormous as due.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Okay, well, I feel like, yeah, you kind of got
to have some haunches on you.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
So I mean and that and that is the hardest
job in the world because you are how are you
going to get any work done because you're gonna be
fucking all these inmates all the time. That's so difficult.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
So it's basically I guess that circle back.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
It might be It might be that and then parenthood,
that being a warden because you're sucking all the prisoners,
and then parenthood and maybe a few others before that.
But parenthood maybe top ten.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
Yeah, well the yeah, the windmill cleaner, Yeah, is really tough.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I always like when we uncover, we really kind of
like stop joking, yeah, I know, and like get into
like what I like to call real ship. You know.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Man, Thank you feels good, man, it does.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Thank God feels good.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
This is forty.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
This is forty. We're all here, We've all made it.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Huh.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah, I finally pulled up to the station and I'm
a young blood. I'm loving it. Baby feels good.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, so uh parenthood is uh so far pretty easy.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Yeah. Well, at this stage, the child is just kind
of like a worm, right.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just you gotta feed him all the
all the time. Yeah, my god, my god, stop, he's
growing like a weed. It is weird because they're like, oh,
he grows so much. Just cherish these moments because he's
always changing, and you're like, bullshit, he's gonna be a
little tiny, little tiny baby for months and months and
then he's gonna sprout and he's gonna grow. Dude, He's

(21:51):
growing fucking much. Like I was really surprised by like
if you gained two pounds and you came out you
were only like seven pounds six pound. Yeah, and then
you gain two three pounds and that's half your fucking bodyweight.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Yeah, it's crazy, right, that's huge, dude.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, yeah again. I love when we talk about these
kind of uh.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
I mean, it's wild. You look at photos from day
one and then now we're two weeks into it, and
you're like, this is a different who swapped out the
babies and give us his beefy little boy?

Speaker 5 (22:22):
You know, what's a trip.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I'm sorry. You said they don't change how they look,
and now you're saying, who swapped the baby out? I'm
so confused.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
No, I that's what I thought. I thought, Yeah, they
don't really change, they're like just tiny babies. And then
now I'm like, oh.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Shit, no the face mutates too.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh yeah, these cheeks are fucking some Bassett hound.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Just again, chonk, here's rupy dog. You know how when
your baby first comes out and you like swear it's
like really cute, like super cute. When once it grows up,
it just goes a couple months. You'll look back at
those photos and you'll be like, oh, oh my gosh,
our baby was actually really freaking weird looking, right.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Alien for sure, yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
So wait, so when I showed you guys the photos
of my baby, and you guys are like, well, what
a little cutie, hey, a little handsome guy. Yeah, you
were lying.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
Just saying I think mine was a reply that I have. Yeah, yeah,
I just said, what it is, okay.

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Super cute. It looks like you.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, it just knows. It's like an algorithm thing.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
It looks like you. Now at forty it looks like you. Now.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Uh oh omg has your eyes.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
It just says so cool, nice, happy for you.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Look at lips.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
We we had to have to do like it kind
of an emergency, not emergency, but like a last minute
sea section. We're going to do like a the vaginal birth,
and the last minute they were like, we had to
do a C section and uh to do yell I
was We both were like actually once Chloe like felt

(23:58):
good and it was she was doing fun post c section.
Uh kind of stoked because the baby comes out looking
like a baby and not a fucking alien that just
had to go through this black hole.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Yeah that's preferred. Yeah, you can you can get that.
You could post that baby right on Instagram right away.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
By the way, no pin head. No nothing.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Yeah, we didn't. We didn't. We were we were really
holding holding on tight to these photos. I don't know.
I figured i'd be fucking just blasting them out, but
I will be. I will.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Even when I saw you at my birthday, I'm like,
what the fuck, dude, I've seen two pictures, Like, what
the fuck is going on here? I want to see
more photos, even though I just explained that the baby
is really weird.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Lake wants proof.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Yeah, more than anything, I just want proof.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
He was like, I've only seen two photos.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
And then look, I thought this was a long con
with Chloe. I've just dated her for nine years.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
And really weird, really weird, rudes, We're undo you.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
I just paid this beautiful woman to date me for
nine years and then fake half my baby.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
It's just to prove to me you're straight.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
In a way.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Okay, you're straight, dude. Okay, oh yeah, you're straight. Have
a baby then see?

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Okay, well I did, and I don't want to become
a warden.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
What am opinion?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Now?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Chloe? We need to figure out how to have a baby,
and I'll pay you whatever. Don't worry about it, so
we'll make it work.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
The Warden has spoken.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Maybe you should just come out. Oh oh okay, yeah,
it's just that easy.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Okay, yeah, right, okay in my in Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Why don't you come out?

Speaker 5 (25:37):
You know what would happened on the podcast. Jesus, it
would tear me to.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
Shredch how about you just have the baby come out now?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
In fact, I feel I feel like that would change
our dynamics so much if one of us just came
out and was like, I'm gay, and then we would
be so much nicer to each other. I feel like
we would just you don't think.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
You for the first few weeks, we'd be really nice.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yeah, that's what I think. I think. I think it'd
be like, oh wow, yeah, and then it'd be like,
oh yeah, Blake, why don't you go gobble twenty dicks?
I know you want to how many dicks did you gobble?

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, we would get comfortable with it. I think it'd
be the first twenty minutes of an episode. Wou'd you
say it was gonna be how long?

Speaker 5 (26:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I would say a couple of weeks. But you, I mean,
you might be right.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
I might be right knowing us dude, Honestly, you guys
were knowing our homophobia.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Dude, when we can finally just let.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
It rip, knowing how scared we are.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
You guys were so supportive for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, we'd be asking you to rate us so fast.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah, that's exactly what it would be.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yes, it was very cool for you to come out.
Now you're out, we're.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
And we're talking and we're talking about Blake now right
now that we're over to me now that it's getting real, Yeah,
we're now we're talking about Blake. Sure, how did this
switch to me?

Speaker 3 (26:54):
What the hell? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
I'm the freaking straightest dude, you know, Bro.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
When you when you're do you put your hair up?
Or dude?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
And what's what's coolest? You can't you can't deny it
because then you're super homophobic and you can't. That's what
you can't be.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Honestly, I'm not fully gonna like say I'm not I'm
just okay.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I am gay, that's I'm so gay. I'm not that
I am.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
If anything, I'm bisexual as fu dude, all right, give
me that. I'll wear that badge with honor, Okay, anything good.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
I feel like that's a good shirt that Blake would
own it says like I'm buying b you why I'm bisexual? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Like a like a gas station shirt?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah? But what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Like like you buy you pay for sex and sexual
I'm bisexual.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
I love prostitutes.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
I feel like I promise you that that shirt exists.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
I don't even understand the shirt. Explain the shirt like
by b you why?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Be you why?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Bisexual purchase sex? Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know, goog
yeah saying be you why? And in my head it
was b y e like buy that's because I'm a
fucking idiot.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Right, Well that's I'm sure that's out there too. I'm
bisexual as.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Soon as we fucking I'm I'm I'm Dubai. I'm do bisexual.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
When I go to Dubai anything that I'm bisexual. You
buy me a beer, I get sexual.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Dude. The fact I go bisexual if you buy me something,
this is this is bisexual. Bu why if you buy
me something, I get sexual? Bisexual?

Speaker 5 (28:31):
You buy me something and I get sexual something Dude.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
That's a weird one because you see those videos every
once in a while, like the one way to get
get your girl. You know, I don't know whatever, like
get her going and then it's just like him like
bringing her eggs in bed or whatever, and I'm like nothing,
I don't Food does not get me horny even a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, I'm like, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
I never if if if my girl gave me a pizza,
I wouldn't be like the time I'm is now.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Well, hey baby, where's you want?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
You want ter pop? Can I just do one more
T shirt and then we'll get into how food is
gross and sickle.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
Baby, let me give you that.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
The shirt says I'm so done with men, and then
it says, oh, look a penis. People are buying this.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
I like, I don't even have to click this link.
I know a couple of good ones, like the one
that's like, it's not a bald spot, it's a I.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Don't know, yeah, it's like a solar panel for a
sex machine. There you go.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
That was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, or like I gave up sex for my dad
had like that that hat or something, or he had
something that said that, yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a
sex machine. That's it's kind of hard I get.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
I mean, I guess, yeah, food is kind of gross
when it comes to like not turn it, you know,
like don't care. Yeah, I've never been offered food, but
like nine, yeah, I always thought about the the chocolate
covered Remember in the nineties it was all chocolate covered
strawberries were like an aphrodisiac. What's up with that?

Speaker 5 (30:10):
That shit's hot, dude, there's no food that turns you on.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
I feel like that's still around. I feel like if
that's not like sexual, I feel like people got off
of aphrodisiacs. I feel like in the nineties it was
like everything was an afrodisiac, and you, if you it
was like oysters and strawberries and cool water cologne and
if and if you don't those three.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
You're just describing your personality now.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
But go ahead, those three together and they're all gonna
want to.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Go Adam, adam. Just anything that has that kind of connotations,
like green I only eat green M and m's, you
know me, guys oysters line them up. I feel like
you just named your personality traits.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Well I don't. I don't funk with chocolate covered I mean,
they're fine, they're delicious, Ye're the I'm not ordering them.
I'm not being like, we got to get the chocolate
covered strawberries.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
So you'd be fine never having one for the rest
of your life.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Adam, I think, yeah, I think that. What about a
caramel apple? That's kind of hot?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
I love those dudes shout out to Afy's Apple.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Well, sure those are those are delicious, but I would
say that's way not sexy, really not sexy at all.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
What do you what?

Speaker 5 (31:31):
You really got a chomp on?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
They've gone to they've gone overboard though. I think I
think I was with Adam the last time I got one.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Right, Yeah, they start they start putting like several layers on.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
When I think, like on the road, maybe I got
one and I had and I had them They're like,
do you want it sliced up? And I was like, fuck, yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Was that?

Speaker 3 (31:48):
It was like a Rocky Mountain chocolate Wait?

Speaker 5 (31:50):
Where did you guys go together? What the hell? What
trip was this?

Speaker 3 (31:55):
We went to go? We went shopping for chocolate covered strawberries.
It was his idea.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
What the hell was oysters or chocolate gubble strawberries?

Speaker 3 (32:04):
On the tour I went into like a Rocky Mountain
chocolate factory.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
The hell yeah, I kind of remember that what happened
in Tulsa.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Brother, Let's just say they sliced up the apple.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Those Rocky Mountain chocolate factories, are they I mean they're
still around, but are they? Is still I remember in
the Omaha mall whoo boy.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
Oh yeah. I don't know if those.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
It's a little too crazy for me. Like the ones
that have like the marshmallows on the apple, with the
toffee and the nuts and the leg other I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Then you're not getting any apple. Then by the time
you get to the apple, you've already had eighteen thousand
calories of chocolate, nuts and berries and marshall donkey, and
then you get to an apple and you're like, this
tastes fucking disgusting.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
With the hill it's like a little.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Water b marmel and caramel with nuts, and I think
I'm done. I don't know if anybody slide into Blake's
DMS with suggestions of other sorts of taffy apples that
I should be into.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
I like, I like a little caramel on it, on
it and then roll it in peanuts and that's good
enough for me. Okay, I don't need the cinnamon.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
And you go, peanuts, not almonds, not like chopped up almonds.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
It's peanuts tradition.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
It is peanuts.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
I think they think it's peanuts. Yeah, I'll take almonds.
I'll do almonds.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
That sounds not as good to me.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Almonds might be like a little too dense, like bitter,
like bitter because then it's like a sour apple and
a bitter.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
But you're getting buff. You're getting pretty buff off of them.
Good protein.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Is that what you think it's good protein?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah, almonds are just like the buffest nut.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Let's see. What I want to do is caramel and
then dip it in wigh protein powder.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Would you Yeah?

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Yeah, Carlid, get the ghast, get the ghost. Pre workout
and just as way damn before every workout.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
My doctor told me that I do have to I
have to slow slow, way down on my pre workout. Sorry,
I am toning down my pre workout just pre workout. Well,
they said, they said all caffeine. And I say, well,
I gotta drink my natural energy drinks so so that

(34:18):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stop that.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
He's like, actually that's better, that's good for you. Keep
that up.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stop that, ye, and
I can't. I can have some coffee, I just can't
have the normal six to eight cups of coffee that
I would have every day, and as well as energy drinks,
as well as the pre workout.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
And so is this tied into all the stuff they
think or they're just like, let's see.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
No, they do think the part of the fasciculations that
I'm having, which are a term for like the spasms,
I've since for like the last three weeks cut out caffeine,
Like I have three things of caffeine usually two cups
of coffee and like a soda in the afternoon or whatever. Okay,
they've cut down tremendously by like seventy percent.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Okay, so yeah, I mean, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Been telling you that much caffeine.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Your body was like twitching and second we're ready to go, We're.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Ready to go, and you're like, yeah, we've been telling
you that for fifteen years. We diagnosed you a long time.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Yeah, but isn't it wasn't it like kind of dope?
And like you guys looked at me like, is he
like a superhero? The amount of caffeine he drinks, and
like maybe how much energy he possesses. Wasn't that like
kind of inspired because I was doing it to inspire you, guys.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
It might have been the opposite.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I was doing it to inspire you.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
Yeah, I mean I feel like you brought Zoa on
the Yeah without you?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yeah, would Joel? Did you? Would Zoa come a knocking?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
So basically, the doctor said, you can do LIT, but
you can't do lit afright right, because maybe that's a
little it's a little too af.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Maybe I can't get aft.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Okay, Yeah, yeah, fair enough enough.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
So no pre workout. You're just doing like a cup
or two of coffee a day that we know.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Well, essentially, I'm so fucked up right now that I
haven't worked out in like two months. So I have
not worked out in two months. I'm a soft, pudgy, fat,
ugly piece of ship right now. Your boobs are huge.
So I'm not taking the pre workout because I don't
work out right and I am doing like two cups
of coffee and then like a soda or some ship okay,

(36:26):
And and that's about it. And that's good.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
Good keep that and and what else?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Adam, Yeah, what ze quill? Is that what you're saying?
What are your mimings something I can't say. It looks
like a Z in a circle. Z oh a zoa.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah, And we got there and we're back. I'm glad
you're drinking.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
You know, if I am going to reach for an
energy drink, it's going to be an energy drink with
clean ingredients and coffee, green coffee, whatevers, Zoe energy, anything
by the rock.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Yeah, it's that Big D Energy, Big Dwayne Energy.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Big D Energy. That is right, if I am going
to reach for an energy drink. And and in fact,
I do miss, I do miss an afternoon, go go,
that's one thing that I like an afternoon. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
But you're home, so.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Yeah, it's different. Now I'm home.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
I'm chilling, So you're not on set or anything where
you've got any sort of expectations to.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Bring it on tour. It's okay. I'm just chilling with
the baby. And he doesn't. In fact, if I was
up and moving too much, he'd be a little bombed
at that. He'd be like, yeah, chill, sit your ass,
sit down and watch Rocky Belboa again. You know, I've
been watching a lot of movies that uh and I
was like does this deserve a rewatch? And then I

(37:49):
watch it and I'm like it didn't. That's that's where
I'm at.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
What's an example, Rocky Belbo rock Yeah, just like I
never saw that one.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
I sat up late the it was like it was
going to Blake's birthday party, and I was like, you
know what, I'm gonna take the Saturday night or the sorry,
the Friday night all night long with the baby, and
then the next night you're gonna have them because I'm
gonna be drunk as fuck at Blake's birthday party.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
In my face off when I drunk.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Now, yeah, I was proud of myself though. I took
him at eight a m. I was like, or nine
eight there do you go?

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I was. I was like up and out of daddy.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
But you know what, they're good like that. They're like
a It's like a weighted blanket where you're like you
put them on and you're.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Like, yeah, it's it's a okay. I'm sure it'll be
different once he's like running around kicking ship, that's gonna
be a much different vive.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
And you still lay on the floor and then you're like,
let's play covered Daddy and toys.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, let's play quietly watch Rocky Balboa.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Yeah, I did that ship.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah, so I laid up and just watched Rocky Balboa
on my phone. He enjoyed the sounds of the ground
on the.

Speaker 5 (38:56):
Phone on the phone that is gangster.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah, I watch everything on my phone.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Do you like balance the phone across his face?

Speaker 5 (39:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:05):
I lean, I do a power lean in one of
his fat folds.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Okay, in the heat of the phone kind of.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeah, you just you just stick it in there.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah, where are you that? You're in his room and
like the rocker.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Yeah, we he's in like the despair despair room with
the uh despair disspair room with we have Kyle got
it for me because I got him one when he
had a kid. What is the name of that the
SNeW Oh oh yeah, yeah, and that thing that thing rules.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
But careful, you can't let him lay in there too
long because it will flatten the back of their head. Bro,
you gotta be careful for that.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yeah. Well that I mean they this new head. I
know Kyle was saying that this new head. But I
mean you just just at nighttime?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
No, yeah, no, some people leave. But the thing is that,
like people leave them in there the whole night because
they don't need to go get them, so it just
shakes him back to sleep. So sleeping the whole night,
the back of their heads get slat. We never turn
it off for real.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
You could leave him for seventy two hours and they'll
be chilling. Bro, it's crazy. They love this new wait.
So you can't leave him just overnight. I mean, I mean,
obviously we're getting him every couple hours to feed him
again and to burp him and do all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
The baby is like a skin soup, okay, and all
of those old just a sack of noodles, dog, And
you gotta get him up so the head forms correct.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
I mean, we're doing the tony time. No one's ever
told us about this snow.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Don't let him be on the face, the face.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
That skin soup. Bro, you got a little baggage.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Malia Beauregard, boul Regard Buregard.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Kids are gonna call him something else.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
This is your father, the Bacchus.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
You know, he's born in February. He's a little Maudie
gral baby, little bull Regaard take him to New Orleans,
who take up Nick Commander's palace was.

Speaker 5 (41:08):
The city of New Orleans hitting you up, like where
are you bachus, where are you at?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I was getting I was getting some of that.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
It was they summoning the king.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Because you have to go to like hand the baton off.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
No, you don't have to go. You know, it's not
I mean, but it's tradition to No, no it's not.
But like a lot of people do go back, and
you want to. They want to see the previous king's
rare as well to.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Support I remember MACKI was that yours right?

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Yeah? Yeah, he was so cool and uh do you
remember when Nick Cage was at the restaurant with us.
He was at Commander's palace, and they were like, Nick
Cage is gonna come up and say hello from one
past king to another. And then I'm like, oh cool,
Nick Cage. That'll be fucking awesome. And then like fifteen
minutes later they're like he doesn't want to.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
No, no, I don't. I know.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
We all got eyed. We're like, yeah, oh shit, this
is gonna be funny as hell or cool or whatever.
And then like yeah, they're like no.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Actually yeah, they're like he uh, he chose not to come.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
He took a piss here.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah, I thought you were a dinosaur skull.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
And yeah, he chose to ate his entire meal and
not do the one thing that we wanted him to do.
But that's fine.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Yeah, but Anthony Mackie pulled up real tough. He was awesome, dude.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, Anthony Mackie, he's the ship dude.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
He's a great boxes. Yes, he's an ambassador.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
So I'm excited for him to And you know, Chloe's family,
she saw his family. Her mom still lives in uh, Louisiana.
So I feel like he's going to really get the
New Orleans experience from a very young age man. And
he's gonna do all the little there's like little kid
parades where like it's only tiny children.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Right, there's just children in thongs for sure, no doubt.
They've got the head dress. It's a little different knowledge,
it's a different vibe.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
No, they have like little tiny floats, like little baby floats.
It's cute, dude, it's so cute there.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
I want to go there.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
I think a cute shit. Now that I'm a dad,
and I'm like, that's so cute.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Yeah, you just love getting your cute on.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
At what age do we Halloween? This is a question
I had yesterday.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Okay, do you halloween?

Speaker 2 (43:25):
He's not going to even be one years old? Do
you halloween? Pre one? I mean you put him in
a little costume? Do you You walk around with him?

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Yes, you see your neighbors, just to say what's up
to your neighbors and be like, look, this is yoda.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
I got grogu on deck.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Dude. Where I live, all my neighbors are legitimately ninety
six years old, So keep it up, I guess. Just
kind of wander out and make sure that from one
fellow skin soup to another, this is the way.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, I mean he'll see all the he'll see all
the kids dressed, and it'll be cool and scary.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Honestly, I was waiting for any excuse to go, like
trick or treating? That shit is the best you get
free candy?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, for sure, I mean I want to, But I'm like,
is this is this weird?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
That's why you had your kid?

Speaker 5 (44:10):
Yeah, that's the one reason Adam's.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Gay and you're just a fucking halloween nu.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
Well, I'm gay too.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
I forgot No, wait, what costumes do we go? He's
obviously like a pumpkin or an eminem or some shit.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Uh yeah, or a p in a pod is pretty
good one.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
We used to do. We would dress up as Ghostbusters
and whatever baby we had at the time would be
a slimmer.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Well that's that's a classic.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
Yeah, that's a good look.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Well, Durs is always good at Halloween. I always felt
like you always had a proper cost to him. And
I was a wizard for thirteen years straight.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I'm a spooky, spooky guy.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah you know. Yeahr. You wouldn't think dirts would be
into Halloween, but you are. And I like that about you. Yeah,
you know, you throw us curveballs.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
We have a good time.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Personality throws us curveballs, and I like that.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
We like that about you.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Ironically, you can't throw that well, no, yeah, you surprising ball.
I can't throw a curveball.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Yeah, you can't throw You're not a very good baseball player. Correct,
Is that my basketball?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm playing basketball.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
He's not bad. I mean, he's not great at basketball,
but you're not.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
You should be better. And you're tall you should be better.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
Well, yeah, for sure, for your size, you should be
pretty dominant. You should definitely beat us.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Yeah, I'll say this, I could definitely beat you guys.

Speaker 5 (45:28):
There's no possible.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Well, I mean I can't physically walk anymore.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
So yes, which, by the way, I did play a
little two on two basketball two days ago. That ship
is so hard now, I got so tired so quickly.
And I used to be.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Well, that's that's why Durst thinks he can beat you down.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Yeah, but still I.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Remember that was my only My only thing playing people
in basketball was that I just never got tired because
of swimming or whatever, and people would get gassed, and
I'd like getting my own rebound after brick after brick
after brick. But you saw me shooting at a Teba's house.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
I'm okay, yeah you get. You got a little jumper,
but I would still.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
A little jumper. But okay, all right, I'll take you jump.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
You got a little jumper, but jump.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
But I would put my money on on Blake only
because he actively used to play a lot of basketball.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
I did. I did. I'm wet, you.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Were wet and juicy, for sure. I was never that.
I was never that good. I just had a power
hook and you know I would follow you so hard,
but there's no refs, so you brought it.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
By the way, I'm not good either. I just think
I could beat him.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
Okay, I like that. I like it.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
And on the next live show, we're bringing out two
hoops and you guys are gonna battle Royal. I was
gonna say to the death, but.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
You're gonna see this little jumper. But wiggles.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
What's the next live show? What are we thinking? What
are we thinking of? Atlantic City?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Maybe Atlantic City? Maybe at Atlantic City we go Atlantic City.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Could be kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Anything's possible, anything possible.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
We played a lot of uh would we played Knockout
at Workaholic?

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Oh yeah, that was a nice lunchtime. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Knockout is actually a very flawless game if you just
like have uneven numbers and everything. It's so fun.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
It is fun, and it's a it's a good game
to play when you're at lunch and you just ate
a big lunch and then you quickly go out and
it's one hundred and fifteen degrees in the d Valley,
which essentially is the desert, and you're just playing in
a total cement parking lot.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Yeah black assphalt, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Just asphalt and uh yeah, and everyone is just sopping
wet to come back in the room and work for
another four hours.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Perfect game and it doesn't smell after that.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, yeah, perfect game to do that.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
How do you guys feel about You know, some people
play where you can, like, if you're holding the ball,
you can bump somebody else's ball out in a way.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Correct, guys play with those rules. Yeah, that's why it's
called knockout. Yeah, it's called knockout for that exact reason. Yeah,
you have.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
What the fuck are you guys talking about. It's called
knockout because you knock someone out. If you make your
basket before the person before you, you knock them out
of the game.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
It's a double entendre.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
It is.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
You knock them out and then you knock their ball out.
It's it's all encompass and Kyle, Kyle, let me call.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah, you know Kyle knows about double ons.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
You know, come on, Pickle, come on, man, That's why
it's called knockout.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
What where am i? I'm part of the podcast.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Yeah, it's for sure called knockout because koplet But I
guess I just don't.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I don't know if I love the being able to
hit the ball. It just seems like so easy to
be like, all right, I'm just gonna fucking blast someone's
ball the funk out of here.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Well, some people took it to the extreme and then
they would like just like you know what.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I'm saying that people take advantage.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Yeah, those people their bitches.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
We don't those people are bitches. Yeah, yeah, you don't play,
you don't play with.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
Them, and then you know what, you just make the
shot and there that you knock them out of course.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah, you just you tap it out. You know you
want them to go do a little jog, but you
know you don't kick it to target.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
I like the rule where you can you can throw
the ball at the other ball.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, straight up in the air.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
I don't like that you can hold on to it
and like go boom and like knock get the fuck
out of there.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Okay. I'm also in agreeance now that you are starting
starting to come back to me and the people who
would hold onto the ball and hit the ball where
we're bitches. Fuck that that should be illegal.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
And and I could be. I mean, I don't know,
and I'm so sincerely asking this is agreeance?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Just a forty year old dad wondering how things work now?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Is agreients?

Speaker 5 (49:43):
No one goes outside anymore?

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Is what Korean?

Speaker 5 (49:45):
Agreients?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Is that agreeance work?

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Korean Koreans work?

Speaker 2 (49:49):
No agreeans. You just said I'm an agreeance, agreeans, agreement,
that's what you said. Is that a word?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
I don't think it's a word.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Okay. You said I'm in agreeance, and I was like, oh,
that's a word.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Now, I don't know if that's a word.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Agreeance, right, agreeents, not agreeients, but agree.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Well, no, I'm saying agreeance. I think it's you're an
agreement Yeah, I don't think agreeance is a word.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Remember when the producers used to be just jumping in.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Well, this is egregious. Is egregious a word?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Egregious as a word.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Yeah, that's a word, Blake.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Agreeance is a rare noun. Okay, an actor state of
agreeing agreeance? Okay, cool?

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Hey Blake, see I'm in agreeance?

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
No, I know my ship. I know my ship, man,
is that real?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Sad? Sad about it? I know my ship. I know
my ship. I know, so Jersey. Are you as far
as real sports not swimming? I'm talking like American popular
American sports, baseball, basketball, football, Are you good at any
of those?

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Badminton?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Like I said, I'm probably not good at basketball. I
cannot hit a baseball, for sure. I can throw a
football pretty well. I can catch pretty well.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Yeah, I could see being okay at football.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I think football is cool.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
I'm not. I can't throw I mean I could throw
a football. No one would be like that man cannot
throw football. But I'm never I'm never proud when I
throw football. No one's ever like whoa fucking tight like
that tight spiral?

Speaker 3 (51:20):
I mean, I will say so on set my stand
in Gil who was an older man. I don't know.
He's ten years older than us. Yet it made a
lot of sa fifteen years older.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
I don't know, he made a lot of sense to
be your standard.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
Yes, yes, absolutely, He's been in a few episodes. But
he played semi pro football in like the eighties.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
No I thought he played. Didn't he play for the
Dolphins and then got like cut.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
He might have showed up in camp. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Think he ever played pro.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Okay, we could have gave it to him, could have
gave it to him, No one would have known, but
could have gave it to him.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I'm still gonna send it. So my stand in Phil
was Phil Gil was this super jacked professional football player,
Bill Gil Bill.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Then now we're giving it to him, super jazzing, and
that's why he was my stand in.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Ye, but he was a quarterback and he's yeah, probably
a little bit taller than me and just like cocked
diesel cock diesel. Yeah, and when he throws a football,
we beat the football on set a few times. It
was just different. It just moved in a different way
where you go, oh, like I'm throwing how I throw?
But when you throw it at just zip.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
See dude. I did that commercial, that Amazon commercial and
the Amazon NFL commercial with Ryan Fitzpatrick, ex quarterback for
like fifteen years, and the bit was just he's pelting
me with footballs and I was like, Okay, so dude,
how are we gonna do this? And They're like, he's
just gonna throw footballs at you and I'm like great.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
It was fucking hours.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Of just me getting pelted with footballs and also like
I'm I'm me, and I can't do anything like half assed.
If there's a camera on me, I'm like, I'm gonna
die for this shit. Yeah, they're like, and then you
get hit, and so it's just me just eating shit
on pavement for like just like twenty five tosses in
a row.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Right, don't worry, you didn't have any caffeine though.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
It's science. He keeps throwing one right after another. And
my god, if I like I was batting him away
like a fucking ninja, if I like I could have
like broke my fucking face or my hand essentially.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Yeah, And he was probably like yeah, he was saying yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
He was like I'm I'm like, are you taking some off?
He's like absolutely, I'm fifteen feet away from you. I
ain't taking a lot off.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
And I'm like, my god, Yeah, those dudes have cannons
this whole this whole weekend.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I uh.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
They were having like the NFL combine where they work
out all like the college players. It's actually really fun
to watch. It's just like dudes running like dude's.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Running, it's just go ahead.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
I was a super injury.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
It's actually really funny. Boxes dude's running. It's like go ahead.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
It's just it's not just football. So it's like them
jumping and like you see their vert, you see how
fast they run, like four hundred is it a four
hundred meters?

Speaker 2 (54:07):
A forty four hundred meter?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Dude broke a record.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Yeah, the dude broke the record. He ran faster than
on bo Jackson Bolt.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Well you guys, you guys know the whole Usain Bolt
thing though, what's with him? It was they're going off
of a time that Usain Bolt did at like a
fucking NFL party in jim shoes after he retired from running.
Oh okay, Like that's how fast he is? Is that?
Like he was like I'll try it.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Oh okay. So it's not like a world record. It's
a record for the combine. Yeah okay.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
It was like a thing they had set up for
people to be like how fast can you run a
forty in and they were like, dude, come on. He
was like all right yeah, and just like winged dip,
it was.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Mad and entertaining the combine is kind of fucking cool.
It's just watching dudes like that's very cool.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Yeah, you know what we should do. We should do
old Man combine and we get everyd bine. Yeah, the
dad bine. I love that, and we just have to
see how fast we can run with our baby strapped.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
The like ruptured tendon games would be oh no, he
takes his spill.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
God, three babies down. Fumble Fumble?

Speaker 4 (55:16):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Rich Eisen who runs it every year in like a suit?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yeah? He runs it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Yeah, it's really cool man.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
I hope it never goes bad for him where he
just is like.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
He trains, he trains for it. He used to come
into when I used to work out at that gym, Unbreakable.
He would come in there and like train in like
the several months leading up to like be ready for it.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Just all nordicls.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Yeah yeah, and like the weird training that no one
really does unless they're like an athlete, where they're just
like jumping.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
And twitching twitches.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
The fast twitch muscles. Yeah yeah, that's how you work out.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Well. Yeah, my last few months, because I got so
heavy on the fucking tour, I got up to two
bills and some yeah, and so I started running again.
My body was like nope, sorry buddy, so are.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
You not two bills? Now? What are you?

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Now? I'm under I'm like one ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
That is incredible. I'm such a fat fucking piece of shit.
I'm two hundred and five pounds. My god, well i'd
like to be I gotta get my diet in check
out that LiPo.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Let's all do.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
I gotta do LiPo suchual what's the cold.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Freeze thing or what's it called where they they like
freeze the fat off? Can we do that together? Holding hands?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Yeah? Yeah, just called frost bite.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Just frostbite your side.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah, the frost bite your nuts out off handles. That's
where I hold all my weight.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Agreeance, Okay, I'm an adreance.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Any take packs, any apologies, any epic slams.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Dang, I can't remember anything anymore.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
So yeah, this is forty.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
This one just came and went, Uh. Cryo polsis is
what it's called when you freeze off your fat. Cryo
lip polysis. Okay, you fucking say that.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
I mean it's I say LiPo in there.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Cryo LiPo liposis, cryo liposis, cryo liposis. That is that
is cryolipolysis, Paul, cryo lipolysis.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Sure, hey whatever, and and I'm down to do it.
I'm down to do it. Yeah, absolutely, Any take backs
and the apologies. What's going on?

Speaker 5 (57:19):
I guess I have like a just an announcement about
our YouTube channel. Dude, we are at ninety k.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Oh that's not even a lot.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Yeah, I know, dude.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
If we can get ten k more, oh wow, we
will get one of those fucking YouTube plaques. So, whether
you whether you sign in, have an account, go on
YouTube and subscribe. I don't subscribe to anything.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Guys, you don't have to watch, you don't have to watch,
you don't have to do ship, just subscribe to the YouTube.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Is this a smash the like button situation?

Speaker 5 (57:54):
This is smash that like button. Please let us have
one of those little YouTube plaques.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
I want a buck count of our zooms.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Please.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I just want a plaque. And in fact I saw
I forget what I was watching the end of the day,
they had a plaque, and I was like, how the
fuck can't we have a plaque?

Speaker 5 (58:09):
Do we not have a plaque? We need?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Don't we don't have enough plaques?

Speaker 5 (58:12):
We need more plaques?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Please, so t I I Nation City.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
That smells like you might have some plat Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Yeah. The first points of the board.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Okay, it was almost a pointless episode.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
That was pretty good. Gonna they're all pointless. They're all pointless.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Tell your parents to sign in and make a YouTube account.
We need ten k and we're gonna get those plaques
behind us.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Please tell your parents. Everyone that listens is under.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
Tell your they don't even have to watch. Just sign in,
create a YouTube account, and subscribe to di I.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
By the way, my neighbor, this is important. One of
my neighbors who's like, I don't know, he's probably like
seventy or something in the sixties or seventies. He said,
he does not seem like the type of guy that
would watch or listen to our episodes. He was like, hey,
I actually we'll listen to some of your podcasts the
other day and he was like got me giggling, and

(59:11):
I'm like, my god, I really I did not. I
did not see it going that way.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Okay, He's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
My seven year old neighbor. He asked me.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
He was like, what's the name of your podcast? And
you're like SmartLess.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Right exactly, he asked, And I go, He's like, oh,
check it out. I go, Please don't. Honestly, you don't
have to.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Yeah, I mean, that's what I say. Whenever it's your
speed is what I tell people.

Speaker 5 (59:34):
Diarrhea and we're just talking about fucking inmates for twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
I love it, mister, No fucking take backs, zero take backs.

Speaker 5 (59:47):
Well, tell that guy to subscribe to the YouTube.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Okay, yeah, I'll tell him. Yeah, when I see him
out by the trash, can sing those plaques, all right.
And this was another episode.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
This it reported.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Freaking see you

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
H