March 19, 2024 • 48 mins
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The iHeart Podcast Awards, Ander's eye problems, Wilmer Valderrama, Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul, breast milk, the perfect app, & more.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:46):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
This is important. Well, how much porn are you watching
while driving?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's crazy because you guys think, well American, We're not.
We're not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, I can't eat a salad without croutons.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Fuck that, buckle up, Skin a marink, you dink? You
donk skin a rink?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
You do?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You are now listening to the twenty twenty four Best
Comedy podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Do you have a chap breaking and hit like?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, I have to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh wow, my friend, we did it.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
We did it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We did my Heart Radio.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Best Comedy Podcasts of the whole damn year, and What's
cool to lord it over? You might think there's other
podcasts that are funnier, but the people have spoke are
the people of High Heart that we actually work for,
So it could be an inside job, but they didn't
tell us that it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Is or not.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Sorry, so sorry winning and we were best comedy podcasts,
So yeah, we're chip. If you have a podcast, you
think you're funnier and you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, we're on toxics. We finally did for this year,
for this year, for this year, we have to defend
our crown. It starts today.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah wow, it starts to wow.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, it would be really funny.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Should we start with jokes?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
No? No, no, no serious, Stork, I.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Got a good one. That's not my finger. It's not
my belly button either.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And you're gonna have a lot more of that is
the twenty twenty four funniest podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I think it's to say we're living.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Up to a lot of good stuff coming out of
this care.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
That my finger, that's not my belly button either.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay, I like that dude, classic school yard babysitter dirty
joke from the eighties. Guys, I would I would love
to dust off a little a little buzzball action. Maybe
we buzzed off in horner of in honor in order.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Either way, Adam, you got a nose hair?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You guys see my eyes twitching?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
You need a buzzball rub that? Yeah, come on, here
we go.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It might be the fact that I'm not drinking enough
zoa energy. You might need to get in you need
to have one or two more zas. Here we go, baby, No, dude,
my I started twitching last night. I mean I think
it's part of like my overall problem.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
The buzzball, the way blake go ahead, but uh, it.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Won't stop and it d it's driving me nuts.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Okay, Harry got cool though, remember like, can't stop, won't stop.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm buzzing off. It's for me. It's not for you, guys.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Okay, you're just you're just gonna We're gonna over here
talking about about Durst.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Couldn't be at the at the award show.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Speaking of eyeballs, Speaking of ball, I got my eyeball
one of them in January. I just suddenly one of
my eyes was blurry again, as if I was a
young boy, and how to get my eye lasered again?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So what what is it called? What you do? What
is it called lasick lasi?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's called trademarked.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I'm sure it's a little RTM.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Is there? Is there like bootleg lasick or can you
get another process? Or is it? Or is it lasic only?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Come over, I'll give you bootleg lacy.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'll show you my laser.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
This dude just has a flashlight. Sure, Well, there's different things.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I got something called like a p d K or
something where they like put a lens over it to heal.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It for a week, okay, which kind of sucks.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
So you then had like lay around for a week
with a with like a cool cyborg eyeball or like,
what's going on is an eyepad? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
What's science? That's exactly what I was gonna say.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
No, Like literally, it's like a contact lens over the
area that they laser to help it heal faster. But
you got to sleep with like this like eye patch thing,
like a plastic piece taped to your face so you
don't like mush your eyeball into something deformed and fuck
it all up.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
But that's kind of tight so that you kind of
probably use that in the bedroom like you're the pirate. Yes,
let me get that bootee that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, yeah, oh that's funny.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I like that again. I was just gonna say it,
so yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's yes, yes obviously. So does that hurt? Does that
hurt to do?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, it does it hurt. What's the process?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I can imagine some people don't enjoy it. For me,
it sends me to my happy place.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, you you're a sick fuck.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
There is something like they ask if you want, like
I don't know what's one of those like zoloft. I
think they give you like a zoloft if you wanted
to chill the fuck out.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Okay, I'm like, I'm good, I'm good. Let's get in there.
And uh, they give you drops on your eyeball that
like numb your eyeball. Then they get.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Those like clockwork orange eye things that like keep open.
They put drops in and then they just pull the
laser over.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
And go whoa focus on like a dot and then
you just you smell your eyeball burning off.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh my god, have.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You ever had your teeth drilled at the dentist? Okay,
so you know that smell.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Hm, way worse, way different than that.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's the same. Oh it's the same.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay. I didn't thought, yeah, I didn't think you're going
that way with it.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I think it's burning flesh, bone, human organic tissue. But yeah,
the first time it was happening to me. While it
was going on, I go, am, I smelling my eye burning,
and they're like, no, that's the laser. I'm like, the
laser smells.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh, no, the doctor's making a laser. No, he's on
microwaving lunch next door. It's his break. He's about to
smash a hot pocket left over nuggets.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, no, he's he's eating salmon.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Uh it was a smoke salmon. It's blackened.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, it's a mesquite salmon that he's that's really good microwaving.
It's so good.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Salmon, bro, But he has a skeet salmon. Well, it
does sound a little human.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
It takes ten minutes to do this surgery and then
you're like out, but you just you're super light sensitive
for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Could you drive home?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
No, I ubered, No, it was brutal.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
The guys keeps trying to talk to you. You have
an eye patch on. He wants stop talking about dry patch.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I put headphones in and went to podcast land.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh that's cool, dude.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You know, nothing as funny as this podcast, but nothing, well,
nothing's proved.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I mean I wish, I wish there was, but it's proven.
I know. I'm like, is this the top of the mountain?
Jesus Christ. I sort of listened back to some of
our podcasts. I'm like, this was the funniest podcast stuff
all of THEO But apparently it is, And well, we're
not busy.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
What I was gonna say, because I wasn't there to
kind of to share this guys, was that you do
it without guests.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, that's true.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Guess a lot of people they have to bring on ringers,
not us. We did say every week.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, a lot we don't bring up. Yeah, now that
I think about, I don't care how funny he might be.
It was kind of weird. It was really just half
the group excepting the award. We didn't even mention you guys,
and the audience didn't seem to care.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
They did not mind even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, they were. They were pretty hyper on who was
there to represent.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
We did not know. That was the the fun part
is we had no idea. Yeah. What's funny is I
think they other people that I talked to, they were like, yeah,
I'm winning this award. I'm like, oh Ship, that means
we're not winning and we're just present.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
They said, were winning our Yeah, they the t I
I Comedy Award. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
No, no, no, a different award.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah. All the SmartLess bros. All the SmartLess bros were
talking mad Ship backstage.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
They're like they were not there.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
They were not they were not no.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, no, another person. I don't want to mention their names,
but they said that they had won and they did
win and they said before and so I was like,
there's no way that we won then, because they told
the winners to get them here. But we're so needy
and we just want a free plane ticket to go
to Austin and you put up in a hotel. We're
so easy. We're such an easy get that we were
(09:21):
just there. We just came without. I wonder, I wonder
if we said no, if then they would have said
you won, or if we said no, they would have
actually just given it to SmartLess.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, probably, I think that was that was more a
participation award. Yeah, that was that we made the trip.
But we did have a good time. I love spend
in Austin, dude, Yeah, we had a good time.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I just did anybody? Did anybody? By the way, by
all means you guys do not have to answer any questions.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, thank you, thank you gods into talking. This is
only a podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Did anybody who won? Was anyone who won not there
for anything? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The Kelsey brother they won the best podcast of the year,
and they were not there best overall.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Best overall, which, by the way, I think, uh uh
probably right right, the most like relevant. I think they
should have won like most like relevant if that's a award.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Yeah, I mean, is anybody more more relevant than Travis
Kelcey powers combined? Yeah, Travis and then his brother like
retiring and apparently giving like the greatest speech humans have ever.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, yeah, and everyone was crying. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
for sure give it to them, and for sure they're
not coming there.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Like he taped his ankles for the speech. I'm like, yeah,
I mean you could do that. You could bank the guy,
or you can tape your ankles. Yeah you know that.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
That being said, I will bare knuckle fight him over
this right now any day.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Our excepted speech fucking sucked. Dude. We were like.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, no, we suck.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah we were.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
The guys were like Barney Kelsey just like the third guy.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
We were like, it was the last award. We were
already like six uh Tito Tito, soa is deep, already
already feeling good. And then got up there. I think
we had the crowd chant podcast for like two.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Minutes before you got up there.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, we got up there and just started chanting podcasts, podcasts.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I know now. I wish we would have got him
this chant more stuff Like.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
I thought you guys were saying Todd Glass, and I
was like, I guess he's there.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Glass.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
He doesn't have a pod he should start one because
he is a funny mean yea.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Todd Glass is very funny, very funny pod Glass.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And this is why we currently are holding the hardware. Well,
it's being mailed to us, the hardware for Best Comedy Podcast.
It's quips like that from Durves because this is the way.
I don't know if Blake and I are bringing that
the short little one liners. I would like to uh,
I'm not gonna call it flowers, but I'll call it thanks. No,
I would like to give thanks to and early thanks.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
I don't take thanks. I take thanks.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, I know you take thanks. Yeah, I thank you
for your Yeah, I know you take thanks. Yeah, because
there says thanks like thanks, but thank you for always
coming with those short little one liners and sneaking them
in and uh, while we have some verbal diarrheas you will,
you'll punch it up on the fly, and we appreciate that.
(12:32):
Duri hit the hit that we are the champions again.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, yeah, Well that means I'm gonna have to rewind
it and I'm not sure I'm going to hit it right.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yes I will. It feels good, you know, winner, it
feels good.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Here's my question, Yes, do they nominate?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Not that the Kelsey Brothers didn't have a massive podcast
and aren't super relevant, but like you you of them
podcasts of the Year, Just praying that they decide to
show up, right, yeah, because that's huge.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I think you try to maybe lure them a little bit,
or like maybe Taylor Swift shows up just that you
know in solidarity.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Like, but if if they show up, you've upgraded your
entire everything style as iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Right yep, oh yeah yeah yeah, And they did not,
So they didn't.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Do you guys think that's why they nominated us and
gave us.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, well, they were hoping we would show up, but
two of the members could give a fuck and didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Two of the members actually care about the podcast, so
they showed up.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
But I think if I flew, my eyeball might have exploded.
They talked about how I have to maintain my eyes pressure,
and I was like, what happens if I don't?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
They're like, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I was like, pressure, Yeah, yeah, I would say that's
safe to not fly. I would although pretty funny, pretty
if you're if you're I exploded, like on the stage
as we're accepting, like the pressures, the pressure is coming
back down, right, Just want to hanging out, Just want
(14:10):
to think.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I heard.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
That's the only time that Bobby Altoff girl shows any emotion.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, who that girl who's.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Always like super sad, who like does like Drake interviews.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
And she yeah, yeah, yeah, she was there. She was there.
We presented her award.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
She's super loud and obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
No, yeah, oh my gosh, bouncing god.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, I wish that were the case.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Like super nice but like just you know, a lot.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, yeah, just won't shut up. It's crazy, but very nice,
very nice. Was she doing the persona I think it's
just her.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh yeah, I think that's her. Like she was, she's
just like off to the side and just being like.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
No, we gave her her award and her, but that's
not her.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
You're saying that's her, But like it's a bit I
don't it's a I don't make maybe what do you mean,
she says as she's interviewing Drake or whoever. Like she's rude.
She's overtly rude to people in real life.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I think she's leaning into that. But I think that's
from what I saw of just the three hours we
were sitting right next to her at this award show.
She never broke that, you know. She was never like
cool and bubbly and like talking to people and interacting
with anyone. She sat with her friend that and just
(15:29):
sat with him quietly, and then when we gave her
the award, it was funny.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Prayed she she was praying, prayed, she prayed a lot,
but a lot of prayer.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Know, when we gave her the award, she just comes
up and goes thanks. And then I was like, that's
pretty good. I like it a bit. Yeah that's funny.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yahol not us.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
We were like, Blake was that walk spitting around? I
was like eating the trophy? Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
That's that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Did you guys have like you revealed your true accents?
You're like, and it's crazy because you guys think we're American.
We're not.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
We're not. We're not. Actually, the fact that you can't
respond to the message is insane.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's insane.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
We've been pulling the wool over your eyes for so
many years. It's crazy, man.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
There's so much wool.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
We dive into the we dive into these stupid American characters,
and you just gobble it up, and we gobble it
up your little Piggy's point, American Piggy's baby.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, we're just thought of ours.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
We're just sorry about all the wool.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Honestly, we would have done that.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We one more well, dres I wish, you know, I
wish we would have had any amount of heads up
because they just said our They just said we want,
and we're like, and then we're us chugging vodka SODA's
on the way up to the stage. We didn't We
didn't have much going on to that stage. Other people
were pretty well spoken, and we were like, oh, this
(17:06):
guy hosts a podcast. You can really pull the speech
out of his ass. Not not us not.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Uh and did did fucking LEVI exactly? Are just presenting you.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
He just presented us.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
And love that dude.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, he's super nice guy. I talked with him a
little bit beforehand. He was like really cool. Yeah, and
he was so nice, you know how like you might
not have to deal with him. I know you guys
have met him before, but this is my first time
meeting him, and Durs probably doesn't have to deal with this.
But sometimes when I because he's tall, he's like tall tall,
he's like six or five or something, right.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
It is hard to kiss him and what are you asking?
What's that?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
And he did he like lower, he like put his
legs like this so he was closer to my level.
I did the splits and and I was like, thank
you for your service.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, you guys un clauded by Sam. Yeah, bro hit
the split time.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Time guy I got John clauded by and not Flowers.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
And like, yeah, I don't. I'm not a big fan
of the wide legs.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
And then this the like arms crossed with like the
legs super wide talking to you.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm like, well, it's weird when when it's not for
a purpose. But it was for a purpose. He was
talking to me and I can't I it wasn't on camera.
It was it was side stage, like backstage, and he
came down to my level and I was like, man,
I really appreciate that because we wouldn't have had a conversation.
(18:44):
He's too far away.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, he's talking to the Paul Shears in the room,
the chas Paul Sheer.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Taller than you think, taller than you think.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, it's like DeAndre Jordan, Like, I know DeAndre Jordan
pretty well. He's a super nice guy. We like each other.
Every time I've seen him like out about and we
try to have a conversation, it dies on the fucking
vine every time.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah, he's like alarmingly large because what is he six
six eleven?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, it's probably damn near seven borderline seven.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
It's a lot, it's a lot. He should take a knee.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
He should, you say, absolutely, just drop a knee when
you're speaking to me.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
What's up about him? Come here?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
He should sit you in his lap, come talk to or.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Put your hand out and and let me climb on. Yeah,
and raise me to your level.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, Jack and the beanstalks, Yeah, yeah, get on up here.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Because the worst is you're you like, are trying to
you know, you know, you're cracking jokes, and you say
something that you think is kind of funny, and then
he's just like.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
And next thing you know, you're you've been talking into
his dick for the last five minutes. Is this thing on? Hello?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
The whole James Harden look here, huh.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I don't know, I know this landing. Is this thing on?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
But I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
That was the mic. Sorry, Bud, Sorry talking the tail
of this.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Adam, can you I've gotta go play. I have to
get off the bench now, you know. Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Well wait, so he was sitting down in this scenario. Jesus,
I am sure not.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Fuck man, I don't know what just happened.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I don't either.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Well, I'm glad that he brought it down to your level.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Very considered.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
It's super nice, very kind man, very kind. Wilmer Valderama, Yes,
he roped you up, yo, Mama, Yo, Mama roped me up, dude,
And I don't.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Know, helped you up. This is more Blake youth speaking
Blake talk.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, he's talking, you talk. But I'm starting to spending
this extra time with Jis Blake in Austin, I sort
of started to like dissect his verbiage a little bit,
and now it's starting to kind of make sense. Okay,
So yeah, yeah, it was lit and we're fam and
overall the whole weekend was trill.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah. Absolutely, for the wind, Let's go.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And it was for the wind, Let's go, And it
was trill.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
And it was a movie, dog, and.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
It was for a movie.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Was a movie, dude, It was a movie. You have
to admit it.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
What movie was it? Fletch two Fantasy?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
He's like a Friday of the thirteenth, which one. Yeah, Wilmaveldama,
really nice guy. I don't know if I've ever talked
with him, but I was talking with Isaac. I don't
like it when you had me show your tits, but
good nay. I was talking with Isaac because he came
over and was like, what's up, man, Wow, good to
(21:41):
see you. And then we just started talking. He's like,
I heard you had a baby, and then we started
talking about or maybe I brought up that I just
had a baby. I'm not sure, but we just started
talking and then we talked for like thirty minutes and
it was like we were best friends. And I'm like,
we for sure met before and I go to Isaac, I.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Go here we go Tables of turn.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
We had to have been at some award show much
like this one where I'm thirty six vodka SODA's deep
and I don't remember getting radical. I don't remember talking
to him.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah, what makes you say that? Because you hit it
off so well.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
He was so familiar with Adam, he really roped him up.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
He came over and roped me up, like right away.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Can I tell you? Can I tell you?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Something?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
I think, based on everything I've ever heard about him,
is that this is his superpower, is that he's one
of the nicest good guys to talk to in like
his era of Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh okay, well may maybe, but the way he roped
me up, I know but there's some people wrote to me,
this is.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
We we we we work in a business.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
I guess everybody does where personalities. Personalities go a long way, right.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, that's why I'm stuck with you, asshole.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
And if you're like the nicest person, everybody fucking loves you.
And I think he's just I think he's one of
those people.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
It's like me. It's him.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I didn't talk to me.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
I feel like we need a little more of that
because it's me, him and Winkler.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Know, if you're in on that DS, I don't know
if you're quite there. Yeah, ask around, Okay, Okay, I
bet we're gonna get some definitive nose. I feel like
we are just in when we go to those events.
We don't do a lot of approaching people out of
nowhere and roping and to speak, like Blake roping them.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
We don't rope many people.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
We're busy with our zin's in the corner, for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
We're busy in our little corner doing our own little
thing for the winning, for the winning, the zen, you know,
stretching for our big walk up to the stage. I
almost pulled something and Wilmer.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Wilmer is a n c I S guy. Now he's
a CSI guy.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, I think he's on CSI I am.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Is that is that?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah? Probably, I think a producer could tell us, but
I want to say CSI.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
I love that for him, where he's like, no more.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Jokes, yeah, just murder mystery.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Well, I think he got what happened was under under
his n cis n cis somewhere or just n cis
where he went to the original just that n cis Wow, Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
N cis tcby is a bagel.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I think he, you know, took off his seventies garb
and quit doing like this the crazy accent on the
seventies show, and everyone was like, whoa, he's too hot
to be funny. I think that's what happened, right one
of those I think that's what happened.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
They were like, wait a second, now that the garb
is off.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, the garbage taking off, I'm not laughing.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
That's kind of the AIRDS is living in right now.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, durs might be too getting too hot, too hot
for comedy.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Dude, you're hunk. Yeah, I feel like you're honking out
a little a regular garbaee.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Yeah, you can find me with Papa Smurph. Yeah, I
think I don't know what's funny. I don't think anything's
funny anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
To Oh really, you haven't laughed in a while.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
No, I just haven't seen old people fall for a
very long time.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
They need to bring back the bad grandpas of the world.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Uh, well, you weren't with us in Austin, you would
have had a good time. It was it was like
a movie. It was for the Wind, Yeah, it was
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
It was. It was like a movie. Or it was
a movie, Adam Blake, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
What the it was? I missed, Yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
It wasn't like it was a movie, Adam.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
By the way, that's how like a bunch of like
gen zs are kicking it last night?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Was a movie, dude.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
It was like a movie. And like all of them
stop and go are you an arc?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And their swishy hair goes?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
What did you just say? It was like a movie. Okay,
it's weird. Okay, I'll see you guys in the slack.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Tyson Blaze, Blaze, Tyson Blaze, get this fucking loser out
of here.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Did you just say, Tyson, can we talk Tyson versus Homebow?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Tyson versus Yeah, that got announced Tom, dude.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I know people are like mixed feelings about it because
he's old, and it's like, you know, he's he's out
of it.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
He's pretty old.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, I know, what is he fifty six?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Fifty seven?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
O oh dude, I'm so sorry. I thought he was
fifty six. He's fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
In sports years, every year counts.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, that's true. My body hurts just thinking about fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Can you imagine fighting a fifty seven year old man
that seems kind of the reckless?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, I always that's what I imagine. That's why I imagine fighting.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Would you fight Mike Tyson?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, that shit's important.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's that's why I imagine fighting a seven year old.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Is he going to lose?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I do think no what it's going to be because
it's not a real boxing match, right, it's an exhibition.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
So what is the difference for me? I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
It's I think it's a real boxing match. Is is
the council or whatever they have to agree to put
the fight right like you see it. I mean I
don't know much about boxing.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Okay, this one's just gonna be on like a barge
in the middle of the fucking.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah yeah, but this is it could say it's They
call it an exhibition, so it's not. It's not going
towards any record, Okay.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Sure, but like they're fighting, right, yeah, they're fighting. Oh yeah, Okay.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
I just don't know if I don't know if I
think Tyson's got the power still, I just don't know
if it's legit, Like are they going fifteen rounds? Like,
I don't know if he's got that kind of stamina.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I think it's twelve, right, Yeah, well maybe.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
The lad he's boxing not fifteen, is a twelve.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Ok yeah, they might add a few. It's an exhibition.
They could go twenty.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I used to go fifteen, that's all.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's crazy, bro, were your background in that kid rock
music video? As a boxer you win fifteen rounds?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
I said, don't roll until I'm in my fifteenth round,
and they were like.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Okay, I don't know what that. We're gonna go to lunch,
the cameras are on. You do what you gotta do, man,
Just make sure that shirt's off.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
As long as I make it to the fifteenth, I'm good, baby.
I think it will be kind maybe kind of a
good fight.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I mean, I don't know. I'm for sure not going
to pay for it, but if I go into a.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Ball it's on Netflix. It's free.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, oh I'm watching it.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Hell yeah, this.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Is the first one I'm gonna watch of a Paul
bro Oh yeah, hell that's kind of sick.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I'm gonna watch it. I mean, those guys are as
much as like people people hate on them. They're geniuses,
like they're marketing geniuses, like the fact that they've been
able to pull off like they're just kind of YouTube dudes.
And then he segued into being.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Like say that like that's a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, well no, I mean, you know, they were just
guys making like silly, dumb videos and then they now
they like run an empire. It's fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
But now should he just start fighting like like really
old people like freaking just dusting off like Evander Holyfield
and just fighting. Is Muhammad Ali passed away?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Like this is Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, it's like I got George Foreman. He's like eighty six.
He's like big George Foreman up next used to be
pretty he's hunched over now.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
But what I guess what I'm saying is like even
if you even if in ten years some young dude
who's not a professional runner is like, I'm gonna RaSE you,
sain Bolt, Everyone's gonna go.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
When he's when he's fifty seven though.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Like, yeah, you saying you don't think at fifty seven
if you say.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Bolt, Hell, no, no way, that dude's knees are gonna
be blown the fuck out. Dude, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
If he stays in decent shape, you saying Bolt the
fastest human ever kind of by far.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's ever existed.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I feel like knees go out so quick compared to
like Mike Tyson's big ass grandpa arms.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Well, he's gonna have the power, But how is he
gonna how is he gonna connect? He's he's gonna be
too slow without a doubt. I mean he would, by
the way, who destroy all of us?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Oh yeah, he would put us in a grave.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Mike Tyson would for sure beat the ship out of
all of us. We're box.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I'm never gonna make it to the fifteenth round.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Michael, stop at it, Stop at Michael.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
We're supposed to go fifteen.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
No, this is what happens when they bring us to
touch glass, I'm like, I'll see you in the fifteenth
and he's like, what the fuck? So he's all sorted
out by now, right, Yeah, and then then I die instantly.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, and then I get punched once and yeah, then
you just do third row. I killed, But no, you
would have to be at least a runner, right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
That's what I'm saying. But like Homeboy is this Jake Paul.
Jake Paul was like a wrestler who's like, I'm gonna
become a boxer, right, So he's he's become a boxer.
So what I'm saying is like some guy who's like
played football in high school and like that was it
was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Didn't go to college or whatever.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Who were saying like Rob Wriggle uh huh No.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
That's what I'm saying. Like I'm saying, like a young
person who comes famous and like.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Does physical speed on like speed, Yeah, yes, what is
his name?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I don't know, Something's eye something speed.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
So I'm like, chas I speed, Paul, I don't know
if Yeah, well, I'm definitely tuning into speed racing.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Michael Johnson, I show speed, It's I show speed.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Right, But is he fast or is he that's just
a fun name.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
He is I think he is. I think he is.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I think he is actually fast.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Okay, well then yeah, can't.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
So like if I Show Speed doesn't challenge you saying
bolt to a run, Like, come on.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
We're the promoters. We get a cut and we bring
this to I Show Speed and get him out of
that weird fucking basement of I'm sure his mansion that
he's in and say, hey, go race.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Hey, I I Show Speed. You ever heard of iHeartRadio.
Let's make it him?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Come on, come on, come hither.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, best comedy podcast.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
I don't know if he'll need us, He'll be like,
that's a good idea, see your way out.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
It's not twenty twenty four. It's of the past year.
It's not because we're the only the best podcasts of
the last three months.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah no, ever since Kyle left the pod. There this
is true.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Maybe yeah, see you do have a good part.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Thank you. We trimmed the fat, trimmed the best podcast
of these two months, trim the Beard.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
I don't know, I'm I'm I'm watching. I mean, dude,
it's gonna be fucking great.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
That is cool that it's Netflix's first ever live sporting event, right,
it's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, So how the hell is that even gonna By
the way, he could have fought anybody.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
He could have fought like fucking Oscar de la Hoya
like other legends of the era. But fighting Mike Tyson
is like a scenario that for the last thirty years
people have said, would you ever fight Mike Tyson for
a million dollars?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, for a million dollars, would you fight Mike Tyson?
And Jake Paul is like, no, but I will for
three high hundred million. That's what he's projecting. The fight's
gonna make.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Really Yeah, but well, how's that gonna work out? If
it's Netflix?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Netflix paid for him and he is.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
The promoter, and he got a deal through Netflix. He's
also getting the house and the merch and everything.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh I'm buying that.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Oh you mean like the there, the seats there.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
The venue, Yeah, venue of the stadium of wherever he's fighting.
It's probably gonna be at so Far or something fucking insane.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
And did you say he's getting a cut of the merch?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Also, yeah, I think I think it's his merch.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah, I heard for every hot dog.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Absolutely, no, he's he actually gets one hundred percent of
hot dog sales.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
It's creative of hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Well, it's it's actually I thought it was that. It's
actually the buns. The meat. Yeah, the meat as a whole,
because there's like unions and stuff. Okay, buns, but.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
If you want a bun, you gotta go through the
Paul Bros.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Okay. Yeah, they call themselves Paul Bunions and.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Up baby.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I would like to thank DERs for that. Thank you
so much.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, man, and that is why we are the best
podcast of the last two months.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I gotta change my batteries.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
What the hit? It hit it hit it hit it
like hit do you want me to hit?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Champions? Were the champions?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
I got to rewind it real quick.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
You know, honestly, I don't think I've ever won anything
until that moment, I believe.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
How did it feel for you? How did it feel
for you?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
It felt insane? Man?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
It felt great, pretty pretty good, pretty good feeling.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
We had to quickly chug a Tito soda and hit
that stage.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
You sponsored by Tito's. I feel like you've mentioned that
specific detail a.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Lot well, it's Texas. You gotta I have Tito's.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I wish I was, dude, I love I wish your
middle name was Tito. That would actually be kind of
sick Tito's DeVoe.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I just named someone bo Tito. That'd be sicko Tito.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
That sounds like it's.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
And that sounds like a fucking nice drink.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
That sounds like a local name.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, I'd get a goottle bow Tito, little bow Tito,
get over here, bow Tito.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
What would be in a Botito? I'm fascinated. I want
to know what would go into a bow Tito.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Titty milk titty milk. Well, changes has he ages, but
right right now it's pretty titty milk heavy.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Okay, so it's like k. Yeah, so would you put
actuality milk in or.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yeah you a bartender, that's you're like, have a little
titty titty milk reserve.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
We have so much titty milk around this house right now.
We have fro We have a freezer frozen of titty
milk with ro yo. Yeah, we could do slushies of
titty milk. We could do whatever you want over here.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
You've got titty dakeries, dude, we could do some tato.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yes, you guys.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Are you guys are freezing your ship over there, storing
up just in case?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
No, not their ship, they're titty milk.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Titty milk, dude.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Oh okay, okay, same thing to me. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Wait, are you guys freezing your ship?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
You have to No, we're not freezing our ship. You
don't have to have to freeze the ship. But the
titty milk you do? You do? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Thank god, because it's funniest podcast, not the gross in case.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Uh. I mean, I don't know why, but really, I
have no idea why we're doing it, but we have
so much. I'm like cooking meat just to make room.
I'm like, we have to eat six six steaks tonight. Honey.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Oh okay, I thought you were about to say you're
cooking it in the milk, like kind of like a
ruth Chris, how they sizzle it in butter.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I haven't tried that.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
You remember when Blake says things cooking meat can mean
all sorts of things. Yeah, a person of his age
and ilk.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
And dude, tonight, it is gonna be kind of sort
of like a movie.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Dude, I'm cooking meat tonight. Let's just say I'm cooking meat.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
That sounds similar to a movie.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
It's a little bit like a movie. Dude.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Let me just tell you. There's so much titty milk
in my fridge. I'm cooking meat tonight.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Damn boy, I get it all.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Damn boy, make some freezers.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Go ahead and open up Urban Dictionary to find out
exactly what I just said.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Very fun podcasts. I feel like we caught up with
each other quite a bit. Is there any take backs?
Any take backs? Any apologies? Any? Do you guys want
to do epic slams?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Or oh what should we do? What about like epic
epic announcements? Because I know that about uh.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
So angry at himself.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Let's go, Yeah, dude, we are going to be in
Atlantic City the night before everyone's favorite heigh day. Yeah, baby,
behind the day, which which is four twenty. We will
be in Atlantic City at the Hard Rock Casino and
Hotel on April nineteenth, and uh, you know it's gonna
(38:12):
be the three of us without the dead Weight Kyle. Yeah,
and uh, We're gonna bring it, dude, And I'm so
excited I'm excited to do a live show, the three
of us. It'll be a fun new element.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
We're yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Have no break dancing unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Well, who knows, Maybe maybe I'm feeling a little better
and I do a little shitmy little shake, okay, possible, and.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Then dude, honestly, one night in Atlantic City, anything goes, Baby.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
We're going to burn that city to the ground.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I don't even know what to expect from Atlantic City.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
What does anything goes in Atlantic City? Look for a
guy who doesn't gamble.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Well, it's a lot of prostitution. It's a lot of prostitution.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Sure, I forgot. You're pimping again. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Well, I will be mostly just drinking at the uh
the beer garden that you know they're gonna want us
to drink out.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah, it will be a lot of that. I might
pull a slot. We'll see.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
See.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
So you don't do you don't gamble at all? Do
you not like it? You don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I'm not a post to it. I'll play a few hands.
I just don't like to really like sit and wait
it out, you know what I mean. I'm a little impatient.
There's a lot of prostitutes walking around.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
I don't. I don't like to sit and wait it out.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
I mean I kind of get that.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
No, I want to make I want to make my
money by to being bay to boom, you know what
I mean. Yeah, Yeah, I'm all in or I'm all out.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Brother, I don't know if I do.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, I like to play some blackjack, dude, I think
that'd be fun. Maybe maybe we talked, Maybe we host
a blackjack night or something after the show. That'd be
kind of fun. You guys just lose all your money.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Because you have you guys ever shot craps. I never
did it.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
I do, dude, and I'm so bad. I never know
what's happening.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I'm not good at it. Oh yeah, when I throw it,
it always bounces out of the out of the tub.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Can we talk about your wrist?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, maybe that's why.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Well, isn't that how you're supposed to? Like you throw
it kind of like that, like you throw.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
This dude looks like he's saying goodbye.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Oh way, No, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
You're saying, like, bitch hot, I'm done with you.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
I'm done with the French fries. Get them out of
my face, thank you?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Oh This is to a server.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
This is to a server.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
This is to a server who's maybe a little underpaid,
and you're disrespecting them.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
No, you you know it's a movie. It's not real.
It's a movie.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I spent too much time with this guy in Austin. Dude,
I'm seeing I'm seeing the I'm seeing the real blake.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, you saw the way I told those servers to
get out. No, but really, Hey, I'm not playing craps.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Take those fries, Tata.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Every time I've ever thrown craps, it bounces out. Do
they call it a tub? Is it a tub?
Speaker 4 (40:57):
I don't know what they do crap tub?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I recall it a table for sure.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Okay, well the table, the table tub, the dice fly
out and people get really mad.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, they don't like it when you do that.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
They shoot you a look.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, it is fun, though I never really know what's happening.
There's like the line and you know, there's a ton
of numbers I've never played, but I.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Want to, well, come out to Atlantic City and teach
us how to play.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Maybe we do that in Atlantic City.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Oh that would be fun.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I guarantee you. We could just get a table there
and they could teach us how to play and we
could lose a lot of money and that would be fun.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah, all the money.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
All the money we may grandma, dude.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
It's one night, anything goes, baby, or anything.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Goes and we win, real big dude, we win like
Scary Huge Woo and Atlantic City. They're like they put
us up in like the super Sweet because you know
they're going to give us a sweet because put together right, Yeah,
I hope so oh shoot, I want to get one
of those hangover suites, just just us for one.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Nice divine You're in the largest room with your friends.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I'd be so yeah. I can't wait to wake up
next to my boys. That's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
But you know what's crazy if we're just at the
age that like anything goes just means we're gonna have
like seven drinks.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah, we might have like pizza really late at night.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, we might like order nachos and ask for extra
chicken on it or something like.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Yeah, dude, the Hugo Boss is open twenty four hours.
I bought this suit.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I mean that that'd be huge.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Flex dude, dude, let's all FaceTime. You're newborn, dude, that'd
be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
That would be fun. Yeah, I mean I find myself
looking at photos of him when I'm just like in
a like red light train, the train, stuff on the train,
on the train stop, when I'm.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Just driving with no hands, when I'm at like the train.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
No, I find myself, like in traffic just kind of
looking at photos. And then I'm like, oh, what if
I were to die looking at a photo of him?
He'd be so bummed at me.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Oh that would suck.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, he'd be so bummed.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah, they just have to pry. They just cut your
hand off at the wrist and give it to him,
and they're like, look at what he was looking at.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah. I actually developed an app where if if you're
driving and looking at like porn or something, if you're
in an accident, the gyroscope knows and it instantly flips
to a picture of your child. Dude, that's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
It's brilliant.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
So when you're getting pulled from the wreckage, they're like,
how to crash?
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Was he looking at some tit? That's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
It wasn't his child, his youngest child.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Because isn't there a thing where like your your your apple,
your apple watch or like your your phone will like
notify police or something if it feels like you getting
in an accident, so then it will notify your phone
to switch the.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
No, but it could really be a real thing. It
could work.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, I know. Well how much porn are you watching
while driving? Tons?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
All right, okay, every red light I'm trying to get there.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
All right, that checks out.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
I gotta go run another air and everything.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Your dads, that's why dads always want to go take
a drive. Yeah, I got it, Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
What do we need?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Dad's are like, I'm gonna go take a drive.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah No, I can't eat a salad without croutons.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Fuck that.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Yeah, I I guess though, Like even if you're in
like a Instagram discoveries just wormhole of like bikinis breastfeeding.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Yeah, you're like, oh well.
Speaker 6 (44:25):
Oh god, look a look at these kids are beautiful.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Oh my god. At least he died looking at what
he loved.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
You're you're dying and you're listening and talking about it like.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah man, yeah, yeah man, just.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
Get in and maybe next week we can name that app.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Any take Back City apologies and nampic slams. I I
stand by everything we said today. I thought it was
a real fun episode. I had a great time caught
up with my boys.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
I do want to give a little shout out to
the podcasts.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
I guess you could say we beat the startless. That'd
be SmartLess to produced by my friend Bennet Barbico.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yep, we beat them.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, who else did we beat?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I forget I honestly, we beat Buyer, we beat.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Her, Sure, she's funny, not the funniest.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Not not funniest. Yeaheart that's not even that's not even us?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Who else?
Speaker 1 (45:23):
And also I'd like to thank all the podcasts that
we beat that like weren't even nominated, like so many,
so many, dude, so many, two bears, one cave Bird,
Tom's podcast not even nominated. A little embarrassing for you.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
And maybe because it's not an iHeart podcast, But so
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
No, right now, there's a bunch of podcasts that weren't
iHeart podcasts.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Yeah, and I guess they're not going to have a
little best Comedy trophy on the fireplace that's probably much
larger than mine.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Sorry, sorry, you're not gonna hold the hardware like we
will in four to six weeks when I finally send
it to us.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
I can't wait six weeks. It's gonna be a while.
We'll we'll see.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
You had to go to the event to get one.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
So yeah, so they're only sending to.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
I mean, I have a poster of our movie. It's
still on the floor. So these they come, and I
don't they stack up? Well, I guess this was another episode.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Well, I want to give a very special shout out
to Atlantic City. We can't wait to see a baby
glass there. This is glass and Titos is for you,
and feel free to come, hot, wet and ready to
the show.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Oh ship, I like that hot Last take.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Last take backs?
Speaker 1 (46:49):
That was another episode. Were the champions play us out?
Play us out? Wait, wait to play us out? Late
(47:17):
to tb.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Wait, that's a misnomer. We will not keep fighting till
the end.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
Hey, guys, huge news this is important is back on
the road on Friday, April nineteenth, That's right, four twenty eve.
My fellow Stoners, I don't smoke, Adam Blake and myself
Honders are hitting the hard Rock City Hotel and Casino
(47:48):
in Atlantic City to bring TII Nation to another live show.
Tickets are available now at hard Rock Hotel Atlantic City
dot com or you can go of the link in
our bio on our at hot important Instagram page. You
are so dumb if you don't get your tickets right now,
because they will sell out hot hot Hot Yes Points,
(48:11):
Come party with us in Atlantic City
Hey, guys, guess what huge news this is important is
going back on the road on Friday, April nineteenth.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
For twenty eighth, myself, Blake and Honors are hitting the
hard Rock Casino Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City to
bring TII Nation another live show. Is it the last
one ever? I don't know. Possibly. Tickets are available now
at hard Rockhotel, Atlanticcity dot com, or you can go
(00:34):
to the link in our bio on our at pot
important Instagram page. Get your tickets now because they gonna
sell out. Come party with us in Atlantic City.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
This is important. Well, how much porn are you watching
while driving?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's crazy because you guys think, well American, We're not.
We're not at all.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, I can't eat a salad without croutons.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Fuck that, buckle up, Skin a marink, you dink? You
donk skin a rink?
Speaker 4 (01:25):
You do?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You are now listening to the twenty twenty four Best
Comedy podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Do you have a chap breaking and hit like?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, I have to do it.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh wow, my friend, we did it.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
We did it.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We did my Heart Radio.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Best Comedy Podcasts of the whole damn year, and What's
cool to lord it over? You might think there's other
podcasts that are funnier, but the people have spoke are
the people of High Heart that we actually work for,
So it could be an inside job, but they didn't
tell us that it.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Is or not.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Sorry, so sorry winning and we were best comedy podcasts,
So yeah, we're chip. If you have a podcast, you
think you're funnier and you're wrong.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, we're on toxics. We finally did for this year,
for this year, for this year, we have to defend
our crown. It starts today.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah wow, it starts to wow.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, it would be really funny.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Should we start with jokes?
Speaker 1 (02:29):
No? No, no, no serious, Stork, I.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Got a good one. That's not my finger. It's not
my belly button either.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And you're gonna have a lot more of that is
the twenty twenty four funniest podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I think it's to say we're living.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Up to a lot of good stuff coming out of
this care.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
That my finger, that's not my belly button either.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay, I like that dude, classic school yard babysitter dirty
joke from the eighties. Guys, I would I would love
to dust off a little a little buzzball action. Maybe
we buzzed off in horner of in honor in order.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Either way, Adam, you got a nose hair?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You guys see my eyes twitching?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, what's going on?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
You need a buzzball rub that? Yeah, come on, here
we go.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It might be the fact that I'm not drinking enough
zoa energy. You might need to get in you need
to have one or two more zas. Here we go, baby, No, dude,
my I started twitching last night. I mean I think
it's part of like my overall problem.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
The buzzball, the way blake go ahead, but uh, it.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Won't stop and it d it's driving me nuts.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Okay, Harry got cool though, remember like, can't stop, won't stop.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I'm buzzing off. It's for me. It's not for you, guys.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Okay, you're just you're just gonna We're gonna over here
talking about about Durst.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Couldn't be at the at the award show.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
Speaking of eyeballs, Speaking of ball, I got my eyeball
one of them in January. I just suddenly one of
my eyes was blurry again, as if I was a
young boy, and how to get my eye lasered again?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So what what is it called? What you do? What
is it called lasick lasi?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
It's called trademarked.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I'm sure it's a little RTM.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Is there? Is there like bootleg lasick or can you
get another process? Or is it? Or is it lasic only?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Come over, I'll give you bootleg lacy.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I'll show you my laser.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
This dude just has a flashlight. Sure, Well, there's different things.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
I got something called like a p d K or
something where they like put a lens over it to heal.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It for a week, okay, which kind of sucks.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
So you then had like lay around for a week
with a with like a cool cyborg eyeball or like,
what's going on is an eyepad? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
What's science? That's exactly what I was gonna say.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
No, Like literally, it's like a contact lens over the
area that they laser to help it heal faster. But
you got to sleep with like this like eye patch thing,
like a plastic piece taped to your face so you
don't like mush your eyeball into something deformed and fuck
it all up.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
But that's kind of tight so that you kind of
probably use that in the bedroom like you're the pirate. Yes,
let me get that bootee that kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, yeah, oh that's funny.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I like that again. I was just gonna say it,
so yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's yes, yes obviously. So does that hurt? Does that
hurt to do?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, it does it hurt. What's the process?
Speaker 6 (05:30):
I can imagine some people don't enjoy it. For me,
it sends me to my happy place.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, you you're a sick fuck.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
There is something like they ask if you want, like
I don't know what's one of those like zoloft. I
think they give you like a zoloft if you wanted
to chill the fuck out.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Okay, I'm like, I'm good, I'm good. Let's get in there.
And uh, they give you drops on your eyeball that
like numb your eyeball. Then they get.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Those like clockwork orange eye things that like keep open.
They put drops in and then they just pull the
laser over.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
And go whoa focus on like a dot and then
you just you smell your eyeball burning off.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh my god, have.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You ever had your teeth drilled at the dentist? Okay,
so you know that smell.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Hm, way worse, way different than that.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
It's the same. Oh it's the same.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Okay. I didn't thought, yeah, I didn't think you're going
that way with it.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (06:27):
I think it's burning flesh, bone, human organic tissue. But yeah,
the first time it was happening to me. While it
was going on, I go, am, I smelling my eye burning,
and they're like, no, that's the laser. I'm like, the
laser smells.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Oh, no, the doctor's making a laser. No, he's on
microwaving lunch next door. It's his break. He's about to
smash a hot pocket left over nuggets.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah, no, he's he's eating salmon.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Uh it was a smoke salmon. It's blackened.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Yeah, it's a mesquite salmon that he's that's really good microwaving.
It's so good.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Salmon, bro, But he has a skeet salmon. Well, it
does sound a little human.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
It takes ten minutes to do this surgery and then
you're like out, but you just you're super light sensitive
for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Could you drive home?
Speaker 4 (07:23):
No, I ubered, No, it was brutal.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
The guys keeps trying to talk to you. You have
an eye patch on. He wants stop talking about dry patch.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
I put headphones in and went to podcast land.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Oh that's cool, dude.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
You know, nothing as funny as this podcast, but nothing, well,
nothing's proved.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
I mean I wish, I wish there was, but it's proven.
I know. I'm like, is this the top of the mountain?
Jesus Christ. I sort of listened back to some of
our podcasts. I'm like, this was the funniest podcast stuff
all of THEO But apparently it is, And well, we're
not busy.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
What I was gonna say, because I wasn't there to
kind of to share this guys, was that you do
it without guests.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, that's true.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Guess a lot of people they have to bring on ringers,
not us. We did say every week.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, a lot we don't bring up. Yeah, now that
I think about, I don't care how funny he might be.
It was kind of weird. It was really just half
the group excepting the award. We didn't even mention you guys,
and the audience didn't seem to care.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
They did not mind even a little bit.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, they were. They were pretty hyper on who was
there to represent.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
We did not know. That was the the fun part
is we had no idea. Yeah. What's funny is I
think they other people that I talked to, they were like, yeah,
I'm winning this award. I'm like, oh Ship, that means
we're not winning and we're just present.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
They said, were winning our Yeah, they the t I
I Comedy Award. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
No, no, no, a different award.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah. All the SmartLess bros. All the SmartLess bros were
talking mad Ship backstage.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
They're like they were not there.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
They were not they were not no.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
No, no, another person. I don't want to mention their names,
but they said that they had won and they did
win and they said before and so I was like,
there's no way that we won then, because they told
the winners to get them here. But we're so needy
and we just want a free plane ticket to go
to Austin and you put up in a hotel. We're
so easy. We're such an easy get that we were
(09:21):
just there. We just came without. I wonder, I wonder
if we said no, if then they would have said
you won, or if we said no, they would have
actually just given it to SmartLess.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, probably, I think that was that was more a
participation award. Yeah, that was that we made the trip.
But we did have a good time. I love spend
in Austin, dude, Yeah, we had a good time.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
I just did anybody? Did anybody? By the way, by
all means you guys do not have to answer any questions.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, thank you, thank you gods into talking. This is
only a podcast.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Did anybody who won? Was anyone who won not there
for anything? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
The Kelsey brother they won the best podcast of the year,
and they were not there best overall.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Best overall, which, by the way, I think, uh uh
probably right right, the most like relevant. I think they
should have won like most like relevant if that's a award.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Yeah, I mean, is anybody more more relevant than Travis
Kelcey powers combined? Yeah, Travis and then his brother like
retiring and apparently giving like the greatest speech humans have ever.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah, yeah, and everyone was crying. I'm like, yeah, yeah,
for sure give it to them, and for sure they're
not coming there.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Like he taped his ankles for the speech. I'm like, yeah,
I mean you could do that. You could bank the guy,
or you can tape your ankles. Yeah you know that.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
That being said, I will bare knuckle fight him over
this right now any day.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Our excepted speech fucking sucked. Dude. We were like.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yeah, no, we suck.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah we were.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
The guys were like Barney Kelsey just like the third guy.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
We were like, it was the last award. We were
already like six uh Tito Tito, soa is deep, already
already feeling good. And then got up there. I think
we had the crowd chant podcast for like two.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Minutes before you got up there.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
No, we got up there and just started chanting podcasts, podcasts.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I know now. I wish we would have got him
this chant more stuff Like.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
I thought you guys were saying Todd Glass, and I
was like, I guess he's there.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Glass.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
He doesn't have a pod he should start one because
he is a funny mean yea.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Todd Glass is very funny, very funny pod Glass.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
And this is why we currently are holding the hardware. Well,
it's being mailed to us, the hardware for Best Comedy Podcast.
It's quips like that from Durves because this is the way.
I don't know if Blake and I are bringing that
the short little one liners. I would like to uh,
I'm not gonna call it flowers, but I'll call it thanks. No,
I would like to give thanks to and early thanks.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
I don't take thanks. I take thanks.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, I know you take thanks. Yeah, I thank you
for your Yeah, I know you take thanks. Yeah, because
there says thanks like thanks, but thank you for always
coming with those short little one liners and sneaking them
in and uh, while we have some verbal diarrheas you will,
you'll punch it up on the fly, and we appreciate that.
(12:32):
Duri hit the hit that we are the champions again.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, yeah, Well that means I'm gonna have to rewind
it and I'm not sure I'm going to hit it right.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yes I will. It feels good, you know, winner, it
feels good.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Here's my question, Yes, do they nominate?
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Not that the Kelsey Brothers didn't have a massive podcast
and aren't super relevant, but like you you of them
podcasts of the Year, Just praying that they decide to
show up, right, yeah, because that's huge.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I think you try to maybe lure them a little bit,
or like maybe Taylor Swift shows up just that you
know in solidarity.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Like, but if if they show up, you've upgraded your
entire everything style as iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Right yep, oh yeah yeah yeah, And they did not,
So they didn't.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Do you guys think that's why they nominated us and
gave us.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, well, they were hoping we would show up, but
two of the members could give a fuck and didn't.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Two of the members actually care about the podcast, so
they showed up.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
But I think if I flew, my eyeball might have exploded.
They talked about how I have to maintain my eyes pressure,
and I was like, what happens if I don't?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
They're like, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I was like, pressure, Yeah, yeah, I would say that's
safe to not fly. I would although pretty funny, pretty
if you're if you're I exploded, like on the stage
as we're accepting, like the pressures, the pressure is coming
back down, right, Just want to hanging out, Just want
(14:10):
to think.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I heard.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
That's the only time that Bobby Altoff girl shows any emotion.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Oh yeah, yeah, who that girl who's.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Always like super sad, who like does like Drake interviews.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
And she yeah, yeah, yeah, she was there. She was there.
We presented her award.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
She's super loud and obnoxious.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
No, yeah, oh my gosh, bouncing god.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, I wish that were the case.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Like super nice but like just you know, a lot.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah, yeah, just won't shut up. It's crazy, but very nice,
very nice. Was she doing the persona I think it's
just her.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh yeah, I think that's her. Like she was, she's
just like off to the side and just being like.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
No, we gave her her award and her, but that's
not her.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
You're saying that's her, But like it's a bit I
don't it's a I don't make maybe what do you mean,
she says as she's interviewing Drake or whoever. Like she's rude.
She's overtly rude to people in real life.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
I think she's leaning into that. But I think that's
from what I saw of just the three hours we
were sitting right next to her at this award show.
She never broke that, you know. She was never like
cool and bubbly and like talking to people and interacting
with anyone. She sat with her friend that and just
(15:29):
sat with him quietly, and then when we gave her
the award, it was funny.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Prayed she she was praying, prayed, she prayed a lot,
but a lot of prayer.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Know, when we gave her the award, she just comes
up and goes thanks. And then I was like, that's
pretty good. I like it a bit. Yeah that's funny.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yahol not us.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
We were like, Blake was that walk spitting around? I
was like eating the trophy? Yeah, that's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
That's that's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Did you guys have like you revealed your true accents?
You're like, and it's crazy because you guys think we're American.
We're not.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
We're not. We're not. Actually, the fact that you can't
respond to the message is insane.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
It's insane.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Mate.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
We've been pulling the wool over your eyes for so
many years. It's crazy, man.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
There's so much wool.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
We dive into the we dive into these stupid American characters,
and you just gobble it up, and we gobble it
up your little Piggy's point, American Piggy's baby.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, we're just thought of ours.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
We're just sorry about all the wool.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Honestly, we would have done that.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We one more well, dres I wish, you know, I
wish we would have had any amount of heads up
because they just said our They just said we want,
and we're like, and then we're us chugging vodka SODA's
on the way up to the stage. We didn't We
didn't have much going on to that stage. Other people
were pretty well spoken, and we were like, oh, this
(17:06):
guy hosts a podcast. You can really pull the speech
out of his ass. Not not us not.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Uh and did did fucking LEVI exactly? Are just presenting you.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
He just presented us.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
And love that dude.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, he's super nice guy. I talked with him a
little bit beforehand. He was like really cool. Yeah, and
he was so nice, you know how like you might
not have to deal with him. I know you guys
have met him before, but this is my first time
meeting him, and Durs probably doesn't have to deal with this.
But sometimes when I because he's tall, he's like tall tall,
he's like six or five or something, right.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
It is hard to kiss him and what are you asking?
What's that?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
And he did he like lower, he like put his
legs like this so he was closer to my level.
I did the splits and and I was like, thank
you for your service.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, you guys un clauded by Sam. Yeah, bro hit
the split time.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Time guy I got John clauded by and not Flowers.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
And like, yeah, I don't. I'm not a big fan
of the wide legs.
Speaker 6 (18:18):
And then this the like arms crossed with like the
legs super wide talking to you.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm like, well, it's weird when when it's not for
a purpose. But it was for a purpose. He was
talking to me and I can't I it wasn't on camera.
It was it was side stage, like backstage, and he
came down to my level and I was like, man,
I really appreciate that because we wouldn't have had a conversation.
(18:44):
He's too far away.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yeah, he's talking to the Paul Shears in the room,
the chas Paul Sheer.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Taller than you think, taller than you think.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Yeah, it's like DeAndre Jordan, Like, I know DeAndre Jordan
pretty well. He's a super nice guy. We like each other.
Every time I've seen him like out about and we
try to have a conversation, it dies on the fucking
vine every time.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah, he's like alarmingly large because what is he six
six eleven?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, it's probably damn near seven borderline seven.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
It's a lot, it's a lot. He should take a knee.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
He should, you say, absolutely, just drop a knee when
you're speaking to me.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
What's up about him? Come here?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
He should sit you in his lap, come talk to or.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Put your hand out and and let me climb on. Yeah,
and raise me to your level.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, Jack and the beanstalks, Yeah, yeah, get on up here.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Because the worst is you're you like, are trying to
you know, you know, you're cracking jokes, and you say
something that you think is kind of funny, and then
he's just like.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
And next thing you know, you're you've been talking into
his dick for the last five minutes. Is this thing on? Hello?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
The whole James Harden look here, huh.
Speaker 2 (19:54):
I don't know, I know this landing. Is this thing on?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:59):
But I don't.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
That was the mic. Sorry, Bud, Sorry talking the tail
of this.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Adam, can you I've gotta go play. I have to
get off the bench now, you know. Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Well wait, so he was sitting down in this scenario. Jesus,
I am sure not.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Fuck man, I don't know what just happened.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I don't either.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Well, I'm glad that he brought it down to your level.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Very considered.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
It's super nice, very kind man, very kind. Wilmer Valderama, Yes,
he roped you up, yo, Mama, Yo, Mama roped me up, dude,
And I don't.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Know, helped you up. This is more Blake youth speaking
Blake talk.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, he's talking, you talk. But I'm starting to spending
this extra time with Jis Blake in Austin, I sort
of started to like dissect his verbiage a little bit,
and now it's starting to kind of make sense. Okay,
So yeah, yeah, it was lit and we're fam and
overall the whole weekend was trill.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yeah. Absolutely, for the wind, Let's go.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And it was for the wind, Let's go, And it
was trill.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
And it was a movie, dog, and.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
It was for a movie.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
For sure.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Was a movie, dude, It was a movie. You have
to admit it.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
What movie was it? Fletch two Fantasy?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
He's like a Friday of the thirteenth, which one. Yeah, Wilmaveldama,
really nice guy. I don't know if I've ever talked
with him, but I was talking with Isaac. I don't
like it when you had me show your tits, but
good nay. I was talking with Isaac because he came
over and was like, what's up, man, Wow, good to
(21:41):
see you. And then we just started talking. He's like,
I heard you had a baby, and then we started
talking about or maybe I brought up that I just
had a baby. I'm not sure, but we just started
talking and then we talked for like thirty minutes and
it was like we were best friends. And I'm like,
we for sure met before and I go to Isaac, I.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Go here we go Tables of turn.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
We had to have been at some award show much
like this one where I'm thirty six vodka SODA's deep
and I don't remember getting radical. I don't remember talking
to him.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Yeah, what makes you say that? Because you hit it
off so well.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
He was so familiar with Adam, he really roped him up.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
He came over and roped me up, like right away.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Can I tell you? Can I tell you?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Something?
Speaker 6 (22:26):
I think, based on everything I've ever heard about him,
is that this is his superpower, is that he's one
of the nicest good guys to talk to in like
his era of Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh okay, well may maybe, but the way he roped
me up, I know but there's some people wrote to me,
this is.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
We we we we work in a business.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
I guess everybody does where personalities. Personalities go a long way, right.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, that's why I'm stuck with you, asshole.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
And if you're like the nicest person, everybody fucking loves you.
And I think he's just I think he's one of
those people.
Speaker 4 (23:05):
It's like me. It's him.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
I didn't talk to me.
Speaker 6 (23:08):
I feel like we need a little more of that
because it's me, him and Winkler.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Know, if you're in on that DS, I don't know
if you're quite there. Yeah, ask around, Okay, Okay, I
bet we're gonna get some definitive nose. I feel like
we are just in when we go to those events.
We don't do a lot of approaching people out of
nowhere and roping and to speak, like Blake roping them.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
We don't rope many people.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
We're busy with our zin's in the corner, for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
We're busy in our little corner doing our own little
thing for the winning, for the winning, the zen, you know,
stretching for our big walk up to the stage. I
almost pulled something and Wilmer.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Wilmer is a n c I S guy. Now he's
a CSI guy.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, I think he's on CSI I am.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Is that is that?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah? Probably, I think a producer could tell us, but
I want to say CSI.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
I love that for him, where he's like, no more.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Jokes, yeah, just murder mystery.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Well, I think he got what happened was under under
his n cis n cis somewhere or just n cis
where he went to the original just that n cis Wow, Okay.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
N cis tcby is a bagel.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I think he, you know, took off his seventies garb
and quit doing like this the crazy accent on the
seventies show, and everyone was like, whoa, he's too hot
to be funny. I think that's what happened, right one
of those I think that's what happened.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
They were like, wait a second, now that the garb
is off.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, the garbage taking off, I'm not laughing.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
That's kind of the AIRDS is living in right now.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah, durs might be too getting too hot, too hot
for comedy.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Dude, you're hunk. Yeah, I feel like you're honking out
a little a regular garbaee.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Yeah, you can find me with Papa Smurph. Yeah, I
think I don't know what's funny. I don't think anything's
funny anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
To Oh really, you haven't laughed in a while.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
No, I just haven't seen old people fall for a
very long time.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
They need to bring back the bad grandpas of the world.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Uh, well, you weren't with us in Austin, you would
have had a good time. It was it was like
a movie. It was for the Wind, Yeah, it was
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
It was. It was like a movie. Or it was
a movie, Adam Blake, you know.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
What the it was? I missed, Yeah it was.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
It wasn't like it was a movie, Adam.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
By the way, that's how like a bunch of like
gen zs are kicking it last night?
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Was a movie, dude.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
It was like a movie. And like all of them
stop and go are you an arc?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
And their swishy hair goes?
Speaker 2 (25:46):
What did you just say? It was like a movie. Okay,
it's weird. Okay, I'll see you guys in the slack.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Tyson Blaze, Blaze, Tyson Blaze, get this fucking loser out
of here.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
Did you just say, Tyson, can we talk Tyson versus Homebow?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Tyson versus Yeah, that got announced Tom, dude.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I know people are like mixed feelings about it because
he's old, and it's like, you know, he's he's out
of it.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
He's pretty old.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, I know, what is he fifty six?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Fifty seven?
Speaker 4 (26:20):
O oh dude, I'm so sorry. I thought he was
fifty six. He's fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
In sports years, every year counts.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, that's true. My body hurts just thinking about fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Can you imagine fighting a fifty seven year old man
that seems kind of the reckless?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yeah, I always that's what I imagine. That's why I imagine fighting.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Would you fight Mike Tyson?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah, that shit's important.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's that's why I imagine fighting a seven year old.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Is he going to lose?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
I do think no what it's going to be because
it's not a real boxing match, right, it's an exhibition.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
So what is the difference for me? I don't understand.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
It's I think it's a real boxing match. Is is
the council or whatever they have to agree to put
the fight right like you see it. I mean I
don't know much about boxing.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
Okay, this one's just gonna be on like a barge
in the middle of the fucking.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah yeah, but this is it could say it's They
call it an exhibition, so it's not. It's not going
towards any record, Okay.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Sure, but like they're fighting, right, yeah, they're fighting. Oh yeah, Okay.
Speaker 6 (27:23):
I just don't know if I don't know if I
think Tyson's got the power still, I just don't know
if it's legit, Like are they going fifteen rounds? Like,
I don't know if he's got that kind of stamina.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
I think it's twelve, right, Yeah, well maybe.
Speaker 4 (27:35):
The lad he's boxing not fifteen, is a twelve.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Ok yeah, they might add a few. It's an exhibition.
They could go twenty.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I used to go fifteen, that's all.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
It's crazy, bro, were your background in that kid rock
music video? As a boxer you win fifteen rounds?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
I said, don't roll until I'm in my fifteenth round,
and they were like.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Okay, I don't know what that. We're gonna go to lunch,
the cameras are on. You do what you gotta do, man,
Just make sure that shirt's off.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
As long as I make it to the fifteenth, I'm good, baby.
I think it will be kind maybe kind of a
good fight.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I mean, I don't know. I'm for sure not going
to pay for it, but if I go into a.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Ball it's on Netflix. It's free.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
Bro.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah, oh I'm watching it.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Hell yeah, this.
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Is the first one I'm gonna watch of a Paul
bro Oh yeah, hell that's kind of sick.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I'm gonna watch it. I mean, those guys are as
much as like people people hate on them. They're geniuses,
like they're marketing geniuses, like the fact that they've been
able to pull off like they're just kind of YouTube dudes.
And then he segued into being.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Like say that like that's a bad thing.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, well no, I mean, you know, they were just
guys making like silly, dumb videos and then they now
they like run an empire. It's fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
But now should he just start fighting like like really
old people like freaking just dusting off like Evander Holyfield
and just fighting. Is Muhammad Ali passed away?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Like this is Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, it's like I got George Foreman. He's like eighty six.
He's like big George Foreman up next used to be
pretty he's hunched over now.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
But what I guess what I'm saying is like even
if you even if in ten years some young dude
who's not a professional runner is like, I'm gonna RaSE you,
sain Bolt, Everyone's gonna go.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
When he's when he's fifty seven though.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
Like, yeah, you saying you don't think at fifty seven
if you say.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Bolt, Hell, no, no way, that dude's knees are gonna
be blown the fuck out. Dude, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
If he stays in decent shape, you saying Bolt the
fastest human ever kind of by far.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
That's ever existed.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I feel like knees go out so quick compared to
like Mike Tyson's big ass grandpa arms.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Well, he's gonna have the power, But how is he
gonna how is he gonna connect? He's he's gonna be
too slow without a doubt. I mean he would, by
the way, who destroy all of us?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Oh yeah, he would put us in a grave.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Mike Tyson would for sure beat the ship out of
all of us. We're box.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
I'm never gonna make it to the fifteenth round.
Speaker 4 (30:10):
Michael, stop at it, Stop at Michael.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
We're supposed to go fifteen.
Speaker 6 (30:15):
No, this is what happens when they bring us to
touch glass, I'm like, I'll see you in the fifteenth
and he's like, what the fuck? So he's all sorted
out by now, right, Yeah, and then then I die instantly.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, and then I get punched once and yeah, then
you just do third row. I killed, But no, you
would have to be at least a runner, right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
That's what I'm saying. But like Homeboy is this Jake Paul.
Jake Paul was like a wrestler who's like, I'm gonna
become a boxer, right, So he's he's become a boxer.
So what I'm saying is like some guy who's like
played football in high school and like that was it
was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Didn't go to college or whatever.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Who were saying like Rob Wriggle uh huh No.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
That's what I'm saying. Like I'm saying, like a young
person who comes famous and like.
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Does physical speed on like speed, Yeah, yes, what is
his name?
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I don't know, Something's eye something speed.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
So I'm like, chas I speed, Paul, I don't know
if Yeah, well, I'm definitely tuning into speed racing.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Michael Johnson, I show speed, It's I show speed.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Right, But is he fast or is he that's just
a fun name.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
He is I think he is. I think he is.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
I think he is actually fast.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Okay, well then yeah, can't.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
So like if I Show Speed doesn't challenge you saying
bolt to a run, Like, come on.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
We're the promoters. We get a cut and we bring
this to I Show Speed and get him out of
that weird fucking basement of I'm sure his mansion that
he's in and say, hey, go race.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Hey, I I Show Speed. You ever heard of iHeartRadio.
Let's make it him?
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Come on, come on, come hither.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah, best comedy podcast.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
I don't know if he'll need us, He'll be like,
that's a good idea, see your way out.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
It's not twenty twenty four. It's of the past year.
It's not because we're the only the best podcasts of
the last three months.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah no, ever since Kyle left the pod. There this
is true.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Maybe yeah, see you do have a good part.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Thank you. We trimmed the fat, trimmed the best podcast
of these two months, trim the Beard.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
I don't know, I'm I'm I'm watching. I mean, dude,
it's gonna be fucking great.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
That is cool that it's Netflix's first ever live sporting event, right,
it's kind of cool.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yeah, So how the hell is that even gonna By
the way, he could have fought anybody.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
He could have fought like fucking Oscar de la Hoya
like other legends of the era. But fighting Mike Tyson
is like a scenario that for the last thirty years
people have said, would you ever fight Mike Tyson for
a million dollars?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah, for a million dollars, would you fight Mike Tyson?
And Jake Paul is like, no, but I will for
three high hundred million. That's what he's projecting. The fight's
gonna make.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Really Yeah, but well, how's that gonna work out? If
it's Netflix?
Speaker 4 (33:07):
Netflix paid for him and he is.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
The promoter, and he got a deal through Netflix. He's
also getting the house and the merch and everything.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh I'm buying that.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Oh you mean like the there, the seats there.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
The venue, Yeah, venue of the stadium of wherever he's fighting.
It's probably gonna be at so Far or something fucking insane.
Speaker 4 (33:26):
And did you say he's getting a cut of the merch?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Also, yeah, I think I think it's his merch.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah, I heard for every hot dog.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Absolutely, no, he's he actually gets one hundred percent of
hot dog sales.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
It's creative of hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Well, it's it's actually I thought it was that. It's
actually the buns. The meat. Yeah, the meat as a whole,
because there's like unions and stuff. Okay, buns, but.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
If you want a bun, you gotta go through the
Paul Bros.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Okay. Yeah, they call themselves Paul Bunions and.
Speaker 2 (34:03):
Up baby.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
I would like to thank DERs for that. Thank you
so much.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Yeah, man, and that is why we are the best
podcast of the last two months.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
I gotta change my batteries.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
What the hit? It hit it hit it hit it
like hit do you want me to hit?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Champions? Were the champions?
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (34:24):
I got to rewind it real quick.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
You know, honestly, I don't think I've ever won anything
until that moment, I believe.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
How did it feel for you? How did it feel
for you?
Speaker 2 (34:43):
It felt insane? Man?
Speaker 1 (34:44):
It felt great, pretty pretty good, pretty good feeling.
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
We had to quickly chug a Tito soda and hit
that stage.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yeah, yeah, it was great.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
You sponsored by Tito's. I feel like you've mentioned that
specific detail a.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Lot well, it's Texas. You gotta I have Tito's.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
I wish I was, dude, I love I wish your
middle name was Tito. That would actually be kind of
sick Tito's DeVoe.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I just named someone bo Tito. That'd be sicko Tito.
Speaker 4 (35:13):
That sounds like it's.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
And that sounds like a fucking nice drink.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
That sounds like a local name.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, I'd get a goottle bow Tito, little bow Tito,
get over here, bow Tito.
Speaker 6 (35:24):
What would be in a Botito? I'm fascinated. I want
to know what would go into a bow Tito.
Speaker 1 (35:30):
Titty milk titty milk. Well, changes has he ages, but
right right now it's pretty titty milk heavy.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Okay, so it's like k. Yeah, so would you put
actuality milk in or.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Yeah you a bartender, that's you're like, have a little
titty titty milk reserve.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
We have so much titty milk around this house right now.
We have fro We have a freezer frozen of titty
milk with ro yo. Yeah, we could do slushies of
titty milk. We could do whatever you want over here.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
You've got titty dakeries, dude, we could do some tato.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yes, you guys.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
Are you guys are freezing your ship over there, storing
up just in case?
Speaker 4 (36:06):
No, not their ship, they're titty milk.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Titty milk, dude.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Oh okay, okay, same thing to me. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Wait, are you guys freezing your ship?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
You have to No, we're not freezing our ship. You
don't have to have to freeze the ship. But the
titty milk you do? You do? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Thank god, because it's funniest podcast, not the gross in case.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Uh. I mean, I don't know why, but really, I
have no idea why we're doing it, but we have
so much. I'm like cooking meat just to make room.
I'm like, we have to eat six six steaks tonight. Honey.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
Oh okay, I thought you were about to say you're
cooking it in the milk, like kind of like a
ruth Chris, how they sizzle it in butter.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
I haven't tried that.
Speaker 6 (36:40):
You remember when Blake says things cooking meat can mean
all sorts of things. Yeah, a person of his age
and ilk.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
And dude, tonight, it is gonna be kind of sort
of like a movie.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Dude, I'm cooking meat tonight. Let's just say I'm cooking meat.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
That sounds similar to a movie.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
It's a little bit like a movie. Dude.
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Let me just tell you. There's so much titty milk
in my fridge. I'm cooking meat tonight.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Damn boy, I get it all.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
Damn boy, make some freezers.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Go ahead and open up Urban Dictionary to find out
exactly what I just said.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Very fun podcasts. I feel like we caught up with
each other quite a bit. Is there any take backs?
Any take backs? Any apologies? Any? Do you guys want
to do epic slams?
Speaker 2 (37:33):
Or oh what should we do? What about like epic
epic announcements? Because I know that about uh.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
So angry at himself.
Speaker 1 (37:51):
Let's go, Yeah, dude, we are going to be in
Atlantic City the night before everyone's favorite heigh day. Yeah, baby,
behind the day, which which is four twenty. We will
be in Atlantic City at the Hard Rock Casino and
Hotel on April nineteenth, and uh, you know it's gonna
(38:12):
be the three of us without the dead Weight Kyle. Yeah,
and uh, We're gonna bring it, dude, And I'm so
excited I'm excited to do a live show, the three
of us. It'll be a fun new element.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
We're yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Have no break dancing unfortunately.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Well, who knows, Maybe maybe I'm feeling a little better
and I do a little shitmy little shake, okay, possible, and.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
Then dude, honestly, one night in Atlantic City, anything goes, Baby.
Speaker 1 (38:41):
We're going to burn that city to the ground.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I don't even know what to expect from Atlantic City.
Speaker 4 (38:46):
What does anything goes in Atlantic City? Look for a
guy who doesn't gamble.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Well, it's a lot of prostitution. It's a lot of prostitution.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Sure, I forgot. You're pimping again. Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Well, I will be mostly just drinking at the uh
the beer garden that you know they're gonna want us
to drink out.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
Yeah, it will be a lot of that. I might
pull a slot. We'll see.
Speaker 4 (39:09):
See.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
So you don't do you don't gamble at all? Do
you not like it? You don't know.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I'm not a post to it. I'll play a few hands.
I just don't like to really like sit and wait
it out, you know what I mean. I'm a little impatient.
There's a lot of prostitutes walking around.
Speaker 4 (39:22):
I don't. I don't like to sit and wait it out.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
I mean I kind of get that.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
No, I want to make I want to make my
money by to being bay to boom, you know what
I mean. Yeah, Yeah, I'm all in or I'm all out.
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Brother, I don't know if I do.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, I like to play some blackjack, dude, I think
that'd be fun. Maybe maybe we talked, Maybe we host
a blackjack night or something after the show. That'd be
kind of fun. You guys just lose all your money.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Because you have you guys ever shot craps. I never
did it.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
I do, dude, and I'm so bad. I never know
what's happening.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
I'm not good at it. Oh yeah, when I throw it,
it always bounces out of the out of the tub.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
Can we talk about your wrist?
Speaker 1 (40:04):
Yeah, maybe that's why.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Well, isn't that how you're supposed to? Like you throw
it kind of like that, like you throw.
Speaker 4 (40:11):
This dude looks like he's saying goodbye.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Oh way, No, I'm done.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
You're saying, like, bitch hot, I'm done with you.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
I'm done with the French fries. Get them out of
my face, thank you?
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Oh This is to a server.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
This is to a server.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
This is to a server who's maybe a little underpaid,
and you're disrespecting them.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
No, you you know it's a movie. It's not real.
It's a movie.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I spent too much time with this guy in Austin. Dude,
I'm seeing I'm seeing the I'm seeing the real blake.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, you saw the way I told those servers to
get out. No, but really, Hey, I'm not playing craps.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
Take those fries, Tata.
Speaker 2 (40:52):
Every time I've ever thrown craps, it bounces out. Do
they call it a tub? Is it a tub?
Speaker 4 (40:57):
I don't know what they do crap tub?
Speaker 1 (41:00):
I recall it a table for sure.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Okay, well the table, the table tub, the dice fly
out and people get really mad.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Yeah, they don't like it when you do that.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
They shoot you a look.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, it is fun, though I never really know what's happening.
There's like the line and you know, there's a ton
of numbers I've never played, but I.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Want to, well, come out to Atlantic City and teach
us how to play.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Maybe we do that in Atlantic City.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
Oh that would be fun.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
I guarantee you. We could just get a table there
and they could teach us how to play and we
could lose a lot of money and that would be fun.
Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah, all the money.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
All the money we may grandma, dude.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
It's one night, anything goes, baby, or anything.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
Goes and we win, real big dude, we win like
Scary Huge Woo and Atlantic City. They're like they put
us up in like the super Sweet because you know
they're going to give us a sweet because put together right, Yeah,
I hope so oh shoot, I want to get one
of those hangover suites, just just us for one.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Nice divine You're in the largest room with your friends.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
I'd be so yeah. I can't wait to wake up
next to my boys. That's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
But you know what's crazy if we're just at the
age that like anything goes just means we're gonna have
like seven drinks.
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah, we might have like pizza really late at night.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, we might like order nachos and ask for extra
chicken on it or something like.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Yeah, dude, the Hugo Boss is open twenty four hours.
I bought this suit.
Speaker 1 (42:25):
I mean that that'd be huge.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Flex dude, dude, let's all FaceTime. You're newborn, dude, that'd
be hilarious.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
That would be fun. Yeah, I mean I find myself
looking at photos of him when I'm just like in
a like red light train, the train, stuff on the train,
on the train stop, when I'm.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
Just driving with no hands, when I'm at like the train.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
No, I find myself, like in traffic just kind of
looking at photos. And then I'm like, oh, what if
I were to die looking at a photo of him?
He'd be so bummed at me.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Oh that would suck.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, he'd be so bummed.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Yeah, they just have to pry. They just cut your
hand off at the wrist and give it to him,
and they're like, look at what he was looking at.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
Yeah. I actually developed an app where if if you're
driving and looking at like porn or something, if you're
in an accident, the gyroscope knows and it instantly flips
to a picture of your child. Dude, that's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
It's brilliant.
Speaker 6 (43:20):
So when you're getting pulled from the wreckage, they're like,
how to crash?
Speaker 4 (43:23):
Was he looking at some tit? That's brilliant.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
It wasn't his child, his youngest child.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Because isn't there a thing where like your your your apple,
your apple watch or like your your phone will like
notify police or something if it feels like you getting
in an accident, so then it will notify your phone
to switch the.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
That's what I said.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
No, but it could really be a real thing. It
could work.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, I know. Well how much porn are you watching
while driving? Tons?
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
All right, okay, every red light I'm trying to get there.
Speaker 1 (43:57):
All right, that checks out.
Speaker 4 (43:58):
I gotta go run another air and everything.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Your dads, that's why dads always want to go take
a drive. Yeah, I got it, Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
What do we need?
Speaker 1 (44:05):
Dad's are like, I'm gonna go take a drive.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah No, I can't eat a salad without croutons.
Speaker 1 (44:11):
Fuck that.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Yeah, I I guess though, Like even if you're in
like a Instagram discoveries just wormhole of like bikinis breastfeeding.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Yeah, you're like, oh well.
Speaker 6 (44:25):
Oh god, look a look at these kids are beautiful.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Oh my god. At least he died looking at what
he loved.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
You're you're dying and you're listening and talking about it like.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah man, yeah, yeah man, just.
Speaker 4 (44:42):
Get in and maybe next week we can name that app.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
Oh I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Any take Back City apologies and nampic slams. I I
stand by everything we said today. I thought it was
a real fun episode. I had a great time caught
up with my boys.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
I do want to give a little shout out to
the podcasts.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
I guess you could say we beat the startless. That'd
be SmartLess to produced by my friend Bennet Barbico.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yep, we beat them.
Speaker 4 (45:08):
Yeah, who else did we beat?
Speaker 1 (45:11):
I forget I honestly, we beat Buyer, we beat.
Speaker 4 (45:15):
Her, Sure, she's funny, not the funniest.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Not not funniest. Yeaheart that's not even that's not even us?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Who else?
Speaker 1 (45:23):
And also I'd like to thank all the podcasts that
we beat that like weren't even nominated, like so many,
so many, dude, so many, two bears, one cave Bird,
Tom's podcast not even nominated. A little embarrassing for you.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
And maybe because it's not an iHeart podcast, But so
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
No, right now, there's a bunch of podcasts that weren't
iHeart podcasts.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
Yeah, and I guess they're not going to have a
little best Comedy trophy on the fireplace that's probably much
larger than mine.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Sorry, sorry, you're not gonna hold the hardware like we
will in four to six weeks when I finally send
it to us.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
I can't wait six weeks. It's gonna be a while.
We'll we'll see.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
You had to go to the event to get one.
Speaker 1 (46:10):
So yeah, so they're only sending to.
Speaker 4 (46:14):
I mean, I have a poster of our movie. It's
still on the floor. So these they come, and I
don't they stack up? Well, I guess this was another episode.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Well, I want to give a very special shout out
to Atlantic City. We can't wait to see a baby
glass there. This is glass and Titos is for you,
and feel free to come, hot, wet and ready to
the show.
Speaker 4 (46:41):
Ship.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
Oh ship, I like that hot Last take.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Last take backs?
Speaker 1 (46:49):
That was another episode. Were the champions play us out?
Play us out? Wait, wait to play us out? Late
(47:17):
to tb.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
Wait, that's a misnomer. We will not keep fighting till
the end.
Speaker 6 (47:27):
Hey, guys, huge news this is important is back on
the road on Friday, April nineteenth, That's right, four twenty eve.
My fellow Stoners, I don't smoke, Adam Blake and myself
Honders are hitting the hard Rock City Hotel and Casino
(47:48):
in Atlantic City to bring TII Nation to another live show.
Tickets are available now at hard Rock Hotel Atlantic City
dot com or you can go of the link in
our bio on our at hot important Instagram page. You
are so dumb if you don't get your tickets right now,
because they will sell out hot hot Hot Yes Points,
(48:11):
Come party with us in Atlantic City
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