March 26, 2024 • 56 mins
Today, this is what's important:
Voting for awards, breastfeeding, tacos, Adam's ailments, clothing sizes, Shark Week, airplane ediquette, freezing, the Atlantic City Hard Rock live show, & more.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:49):
Welcome to This Is Important Today production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially
integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Today we talk about.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I'm actually not letting him suck on my titty and
if I did, who gives a ship?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
You don't need teeth to take a jello shot.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
If Adam Ben's over, I'll show you a Nebraska taco
buckle up. We God. Week two is Champions Still feels good?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Still Yeah, man, feels right, My god, dude, still still
wearing that still basking in that glow.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But we've been working on not letting it go to
our heads, which I appreciate.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You number one podcast comedy podcast according to iHeartRadio, so
in the world, in the world, out of all podcasts,
we are the funniest ones.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
So that's as voted on by you the iHeart Brass.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, who does vote on it? How is it?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Kind of? How is it decided?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
We have no idea. Uh, no idea.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Not that it's a hard decision to make, but.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I mean, I'm sure it's like the Academy Awards. There's
the Academy and there are thousands and thousands of members.
They vote and it's a huge voting community committee, commitity committee.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
For what it's worth. I heard it's both a committee
and a committee.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
It's an extra heat. Is the committee extra ity with
that titty? Hey?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
And our producer Anna says, there is a voting committee
and she is on it. And did we get the
vote from Anna? That's the question? Okay, So yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Our producer is one of the voters. Okay, Okay, did
she vote for us? That's the question. Anna drop it
in the chat and she says, circle yes or circle no.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Maybe nothing.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
She said, yes, okay, so that God.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
So I wonder if there's like three voters, and you know,
we got one in the bag. She works with us,
so you know, I think I think it was kind
of stacked in our favor, so luck. Yes, do you.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Guys ever vote for like SAG or WGA?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Never? Never once?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I never have done that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I always get the email and I'm like, so if
I click on this, how long is this going to take?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Like?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Yeah, is it all through? It's all just like you
e vote. You don't like send it in through the mail?
Do you?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I think it's digital?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I like that is that to like just nominate like
the president because I get mail for that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, I'm talking about for like the SAG Awards and
the Screen Actor oh for the awards WGA Awards.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh okay, right right right yeah, Screen Actors Guild, Writers
Guild of America's.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Awards, Tallest Showrunner.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah, they know that kind of stuff. No, never, never ever.
I also just got an email saying, do you want
to re up your membership to the Academy okay, the
television account. No, And I'm like it costs like two
hundred bucks. So I'm like yeah, I guess. And I
also was like, I didn't know I was in this ship.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Yeah, what the hell? You're part of the academy.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
What do you get? What are the perks?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I literally have no idea. I don't know how long
I've been in it. I don't know how many times
I've said that someone might have said yes on my
behalf and just as paying this thing, and I don't
know if there's a single perk, like I should at
least like get like a free Hulu subscription, you know,
at least shut me up with some Netflix shit?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Is that your least watched app? Is that why that
punchline is so funny?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
No, I would say Hulu's right up there, Okay, Hulu,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
That's where I watch live television is through Hulu.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yeah, I watch a lot of Hulu. Actually, I would
say Paramount Plus. I literally never watch it now, and
they're garbage. They're garbage to me.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
They sure are.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
What's on there? Oh? I watched Good Burger.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Did we talk about John Stewart is back?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Oh? Yeah, I'm kind of hyped on that John Stuart
Don Stewart.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It's I think we did.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I think we did talk about it or did we
just talk about it in our lives outside of the podcast.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Because all we talk about is Comedy Central.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, all we talk about is our old boss, so
we can't stop talking about it. Yeah, I mean it's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I would argue that he is just light years more
watchable than anybody else doing that type.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Of He's just great at it. Yes, Yeah, I do
wish that there was some young person that just kills it,
that could come in and like revitalize the show, because
it's just you're just like, yeah, okay, but where do
people watch it? Is Comedy Central still a network? Could
you still on Paramount Plus? That's why you gotta watch
(05:45):
it on Paramount Plus.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's the only reason I go there. But Paw Patrol
is own full blast in the grip.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I watch him on YouTube. I'm kind of a YouTube
guy now. I watch everything through YouTube. Everything where Yeah,
and you can fall down some crazy holes.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
You can watch all of John Stewart on YouTube, Like
through Paramount Plus's page.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
You can watch like just like monologue or whatever you
would call it, like his real like a big chunk
of it of his written stuff. That ship is always
freaking fire.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Dude, let me write that down, big chun.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Yeah, written this monologue.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Okay, Blake's really explaining stuff to us. This app thank
you tube man.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
And it just started, so I'll be explaining a lot
the professor. Yeah, just keep on coming up to the
teacher's desk and I'll tell you what's done.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Will that's a weird thing to say.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
What I can look to the teacher's desk, Dude, I
can teach.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
It's not that weird for me to teach.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Not that weird.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Anders, come on up to the teacher's desk.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Okay, once you come up here, let me help you.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Well, I might have taken a crucial misstep in promoting
our show because I posted a video okay, and it's
not it's not a real you know, he's not actually
sucking on my titty. But I'm positive my son sure
sucking on the h and he's not actually sucking. He
(07:11):
wasn't into it. He did not want to suck. And
people are real riled up in the comments. I don't know,
he's just looking at the comments and uh, but some
people are so riled. Other people are like, I love it.
He's so fun.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Haha, I can't wait.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
This is great I'm excited for her, I know, but
I'm like, it's so weird that people get so riled
up about other people's kids. I'm actually not letting him
suck on my titty. And if I did, who gives
a ship?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
No, dude, can't wait for your July fourth party when
you pass him around.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, but I'm like, let him get a nip that.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Tip, because if you're doing that, I'm coming just shooting
rock teeth for the bit.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
They'll have teeth by then even better.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Are very obsessed with other people's children right now, it's
freaking crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
What do you mean by that, Blake?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Will you?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
I mean in a lot of ways?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, will you expand on that?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
People are like people are like bad timing, bro, People
are like bad timing, And I'm like, bad timing. What
are you talking about? It's like, I just had a kid.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Do you say something else in it? That's bad timing?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
He's now my prop Uh I just had a child?
Uh No? And then like reading the other comments, I
guess it's because like a bunch of celebrities are being
outed as pedophiles. But I'm like, I don't think that
that's real. I think that's just conspiracy theory, like bullshit.
(08:37):
What celebrities are getting outed as people, all of.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Them as far as you know, the only person fucking
around with children, And it's a bit for sure.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
No, you know what I do.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I do think it was like some like speech coach therap,
like a like a dialogue coach or something somebody.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
What Oh, yeah, the Nickelodeon thing with uh Drake, Josh Drake,
Guy Drake.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So yeah, dude, bad timing having a baby, your kid
on pretending to breast.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I know, dude, people are so weird.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I can't believe you did it. Actually, if you want
to do an early kind.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Of a wild man, I'm like an edgy kind of
a wild edgy comic, Yeah, I did a wild nasty
sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I mean that's the other thing is like I feel
like people think that everybody is so up to the
second informed on everything that like, yes, like what the fuck, Like,
how would we even known that, like that Nickelodeon thing
came out unless you're like constantly online like absorbing this information.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Well technically I did. Technically I did know, but I
never thought about it. Twice. I just read an article
and I was just like, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
It doesn't apply to your your actual life and your
actual child. It's it's very interesting.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm sure there's some creeps out there,
without a doubt. I wouldn't say like there's that many
more in Hollywood. I mean maybe maybe percentage wise.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
But your team Drake though, Blake to what you're saying, Blake,
Like the I was reading like my shitty Google news
that's like for me, right, It's like they give me
the stories I want to see. It's such fucking trash
and the headlines themselves, the like way they try and
bait you, like.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
It makes you feel bad about yourself when you see
like your algorithm at work and you're like, oh my god,
my algorithm is out of control. Dude.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
We should just trade algorithms. By the way, Yeah, can
I get another article from swim Swam.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
We get it.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
It's NC double a season, dude. I don't even know
that that's a thing. I don't even know that that's
a thing. Dude.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, okay, everyone a homiees joking, he knows.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I know swim swam, swim swam, come on. I don't
even get the fun ones that I used to get,
which were.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Like, what ain't it cool news? What are we talking about?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
I think my algorithm thinks I'm a I'm literally a
breastfe mom. I think it does. It's all like breastfeeding
stuff and like little kids shit.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Seems like you're really obsessed with breastfeeding.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Dude.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
It's pretty fucking weird.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I can't get enough, dude, it's a lot over it.
It's I can't get enough. Well, it's basically our entire
lives right now. There's so much milk everywhere. So, you know,
having having a kid, it's it's a it's a wild
it's a wild ride. Suddenly you go from being able
to do whatever you want to suddenly you still get
to do whatever you want. Yeah, except there's a kid
(11:30):
thats with you all the time.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Yeah. I was wondering, have you guys gone out to
like the cheesecake factory together yet?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
We haven't gone on the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh and we know that's on your list.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Oh wait till your first cheesecake factory.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
There's a little like pizza restaurant that's right down the
street from our house. That's like a little stroller walk away.
And I'm like that that's my angle. I'm like, I
think we can make it there. We could, you know,
have a picture of beer, get a picture of beer,
watch a game, blackout, blackout, drunk.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yeah, I have a few shots.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Yeah, stroller on auto pilots.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Send them home, dude, Like you don't need tea to
take a jello shot. That's something.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, okay's the one tip.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
The one tip is that if you do bring the
kid to the restaurant and like put them under.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
The table, you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, until you like drop a fork off the table,
like under to where they are and to just catch
a fork to the fence.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Oh, you put the kid on top of the table.
It's the center piece.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Come on now, well, I think you just leave them
in the stroller, right and then you hold them.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Yeah, no, you got to have like the car seat.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
But like to like make them sleepy, like you just
put them under the table in the shade. Oh and
like a less noise down there.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Oh that makes them very sleepy.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Well, it's an indoor pizza restaurant, it's not an outdoor. Yeah.
I don't think there's a lot of sun.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
No shade it from the light, from the lights, abuve, oh.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
From all the part. It's just it's a it's a
real sexy pizza restaurant.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Everything the light touches, it's red.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
It's cha cha lounge.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
What's that? What's that conspiracy theory place? The pizza gate,
Pizza gate, Pizza gate place? Is that pizza? Is that
pizza restaurant.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
You're going? Of course that's where you're going. Yeah, you
checker emails, freaking I'm with cury emails.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, I'm bummed that people said all those mean things
about you, but god, people are bored.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yeah, it's it's okay. I'm like, when when we did it,
Cloes like people are gonna come after you for this,
and I'm like, I think those people are dorks and
I don't want them following me or liking my ship
anyways because they won't.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Hey, now we're talking.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
There you go, And then now that it's happening, I'm like, yeah,
I should have probably not done it.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Oops.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Man, I I just saw the visual and the visual
of it was making me laugh, but I did not
listen to what you said.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
So I mean, it's fine. I'm just saying that he
can't get kind of my tea. I'm playing dumb as
if I don't know that you men can't produce milk,
right right, So that's that's the bit.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Have you tried, have you honestly tried?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I'm expressing, I'm expressing, and my arrest yourself. I'm pretty
fat now, dude, coming back from Austin, I was the
fattest I've ever been. Again, diets started Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I do love the like repeatedly saying, I mean, I
am the fattest I've ever been.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
It just keeps getting bigger.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Well, because it keeps going up. Dude, Yeah, your boobs
are huge. She got up to two oh seven point
eight to seventy point eight two o seven, not to
seventy dude, come on, I mean, I will say. Okay,
So we were in Austin. I'm not Kyle.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
We were in Austin a few weeks ago. We usually
been like seeking destroying like barbecue while we were there,
but went back to trying Texas tacos. They're still the
freaking best. Texas tacos are so damn good.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So as a native California and that's where that's this
is what you're you're doing.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Yeah, you're saying. I would say I enjoy California tacos more.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
It's a different version that's just straight up like Mexican tacos.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But if Adam Ben's over, I'll show you a Nebraska taco.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Give it to me, bag.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
The Nebraska taco.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
It's just a super hairy astrakt.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Hey Anders, thanks, oh, thank you. I'd like to give
you my thanks.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
No, but a Texas taco is much different than a
California taco, and it is freaking bomb.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Will you describe it for the people of the Midwest
who've never ventured out of their area.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Well, I kind of feel like they were the curators
of the breakfast taco. They kind of put that on
the map, which is off the chain, did they maybe, Yeah,
I mean they stamped it. Well, I mean I feel
like Texas everything's bigger. So it's just like the meat
is chunkier, the tacos are bigger, and I enjoy that
(15:53):
as a as a obeseman, sure.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
As a wide mouthed man, as.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
A man who technically right now is Obi's uh. I
enjoyed it. You saw me house technically, technically culture literally literally.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Actually even like the big taco shop out there. Used
to be like a trailer was like Torchies tacos, and
then it kind of like expanded, and then I was like, oh,
maybe like Torchies like lost its edge because it became
like a chain or whatever.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
It became successful.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Yeah right, yeah, But then I pulled up this weekend
or a couple of weekends ago, it was it was
so good. Yeah, it's bad ass.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
And then you went to Torchies.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yeah, well I didn't get torch I had the late flight.
Remember you flew out. I had a day where I
was just kind of walking around South Congress. It was
it was delightful.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Oh that's kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You would have been too eight at them. It's all good.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
The tacos are way bigger.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I would have getting gotten past two ten, that's yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
No, by the way, uh, I'm two o one right now.
So the way it is dropping off, man, it really
it really is. You know what the best diet that
I found? What's that starvation having?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Yeah, starvation that's Hollywood, because that's what I'm doing. I'm
so hungry, are you? I'm so fucking hungry, dude, I'm
so fucking hungry, I'm so hungry. It sucks.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
What do you do to subside the How do you
not eat?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
How do you not eat? I chug water. I'm chugging
water like lunar.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
I'm so fucking hungry.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Oh yesterday, I ate an oatmeal, a two hundred calorie oatmeal,
a mush.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Oh good, ah ah oatmeal.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
They're delicious.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Some blueberries overnight oats or like, are you microwaving this?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Shiit? No, they're overnight oats. And then I ate that,
and then some blueberries, and then a salad with some
chicken breasts on it and low cow dressing, and then
a shake for dinner, and that's all. I ate milk
shake for the milkshake for dinner, a protein shape.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
It doesn't sound like you ate anything. It's sound like
you drank and slurped a bunch of shit. They ever
have to chew any of your food? What the fuck?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
The salad solid I chewed? I chewed that. I was
chewing that.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
You have to choose salad, Oh my god, Yeah, I don't.
I've never choose salad.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I don't like your tone.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I don't like you attacking our new fattest member. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
The podcast God, stop easy, dude.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Oh my god, that sucks.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Yeah, you're a guy.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I'm the new fattest member of the podcast because Kyle's
gone and uh Durs is real lean right now, he's
got You.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Know what's weird. I'm heavy, but I'm I'm actually in
a decent shape. The shape of my body.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
You're in a good place.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Fine is coming together?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Okay, Well, because I haven't been able to work out
for a few months because of my fucking elbow, right,
so like now it's an elbow problem.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Sorry, Adam, let me talk to Blake for a second.
So you know about the back, right, because that's all
I know about. I know about the back the hit
Nebraska Taco.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
What happened with the elbow?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yeah, well that back in the hip. I could work
out at least upper body and I could do just
some different ship. The elbow I got tenis in it,
and it fucking kills me so much. I just got
a shot in it the other day yesterday I had that.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I know how to cure it. I can cure it
for your pal, please.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I I gotten shots in every part of my fucking
body that elbow shot.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
You got back shots.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
I got tonsots my boy doctor Vilaswami, which passed me out.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I give you prounded me out with them.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Those long and lane Okay, okay, my boys getting backshot, dude,
that's what I call shot the long and laney. Alright,
So so you got back shots so hard that now
it's in your elbow to elbow shot and got.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
The stinky arm damn.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Okay, so you have ten and knights in an elbow,
but you got you got shots all over your including
your back. Yeah, what kind of shot?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
The I mean I've gotten all the shots. What do
you mean I've gotten back shots? Hip shots?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I'm saying, what's inside the shot?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Slap shot? Uh? The PRP in the elbow?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
What?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And what is PRP?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
That's where they take your blood. They spin it around,
they take all the white blood cells out, and then
they inject them the white blood cells into the injured
part of your body.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
The hell you really think they're doing all that? They're like, yeah,
we hey, we took it back in the other room
and we spun it.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
We're gonna just uh yeah, here's a two thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
This dude's getting aquafina.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Put it in his arm.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
The doctor's just in another room shaking that. Just make
sure it gets frothy. We don't have a centrifical machine.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
That don't seem trifical.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
They spin it and then they put it back in it.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah. Have you never had it done. I've had it
done so many times this past year. I've had it
done like a dozen times.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Wait, what do you mean Is that a normal thing
to get your note?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I think if you're injured, it is. I think it's
pretty normal.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah. Uh, the the elbow shot, I don't get I
I've got a lot of backshots. We talked about me
getting the fucking spinal tap that was so gnarly.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Whoa did we or was that outside the pod?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
We talked about the bone. The bone juice was clear,
and how we don't get bone but we do.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Yeah. Out of the yeah, out of the spinal The
actual they fluid in the spinal tap is clear. It's
like water. It's fucking bizarre. Anyways, So that those are
my ailments. But I'm so I couldn't work out. I
saw my body. I literally if I saw my body,
because I was in good shape. I was like really,
probably the strongest I've ever been I was like, really
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good shape, big arms, big shoulders.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Once you putting up like over three hundred pounds on
the bench and show.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah, it was fucking real strong and uh hell, and
then I've seen my body melt like a candle. I
saw it's just like the things sag like Now I
now I can do this, like have a meaty hard
Yeah he's grabbing his titty.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Hey, welcome to the party.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Yeah, got a meaty hardy. It's hanging over the the underwear.
It flaps over.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Dude, I can't handle that.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
The underwear flap will just give up and just like
I goes, I'm I'm gonna lay. I'm gonna lay this way.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Now you broke the it's going on underwear companies.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
I don't think that's our fault. Oh, I don't think
that's our fault.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Out Oh you think you think they're making weaker elastic.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
They have to be outsourced the elastic and it's going
to China, going to China.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Here's the deal, Adam, we're big.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Guys, but we're not huge guys.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
So I'm like, huge guys, what's happening with you?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
If you're too seventy like a truly obese baby eating
type person would be Yeah, so what what is your
underwear doing in that case if you're three fifty.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Bottom, like, what sides? Because I because I've got big
thighs and I got a big, juicy ass and a
medium sized dick, see you, And there's a lot to
pack in there. So I go large, I go medium, right,
large under wear. I go large underwear just because I'm
thick through there. I'm real. I'm built, like Blake said
it before, I'm built like a thumb. I'm like kind
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of all the same size all the way down.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Yeah, I'm on record, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I'm built like just that's my whole body is just
like one like a thumb. Yeah, just my whole body
is just that. Yeah, like a lot of bodies, your
skinny legs and then you v out a nice taper. Yeah,
I'm one size. Yeah, the whole way down. I'm wondering,
I'll show you my hairy styles.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Okay the way hold. But so but I go large
and it's large underwear.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
But that's still that's the coolest side to buy in underwear.
It's not cool to buy small underwear, like like like
your boy here.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Well, I don't know I'm not. It's not a cool thing.
It's like a fit thing.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
You buy small boys, Yeah, I tend to I medium.
I refuse to go large.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Blake, you go small underwear? How tiny are you? What
is that waste doing?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Bro Clear?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Like, is the fabric see through? Can you see your
fucking conquered taco?
Speaker 5 (24:13):
And also, by the way, it's not about cool or
not cool, It's about the size that fits you. Now,
I'm interested in the size that fits you is small.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
It's about cool, you know, cause I've.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Been your I've been your size before. I've been one
hundred and sixty five pounds.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Before high school was dope for high school.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
So no my d de wedding dates. I was one
sixty five.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
In that Damn that's crazy. I got to rewatch that one.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I was fucking looking real, good, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Jesus Dick was looking real.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
I was once. I was one sixty five and I
didn't wear smalls. I wore mediums, and those I had
to throw. I had to throw those all away. I
didn't even keep them. I'm like, these are going in
the trash. I'll never get back to this.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I mean, okay, for sure, my my undies are medium,
But like if I buy sweatpants, I'm going small.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
That's not what you just said.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
I know what is ha like, But now that's you
guys have made fun of me. I'm I'm now buy medium. Look,
I'm going online. I'm buying new underwea. I'm gonna start
buying medium underwear. It's fine because you're right. Maybe it's
maybe the smallest too small.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Well wait, you said that you do buy medium. You
said so you lied to us to be cool or something.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I don't know if you want to see it?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
You want to see my underwear?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Yeah, you keep talking about it.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Yeah, you keep talking about it. We'd love to see it, okay, yeah, yeah,
what are you showing? What are you showing? You got
to show us the no, Well, what are the teenage
mutant ninja turtles on your underwear? What it's wearing? Dog?
What are you wearing?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
It's Stance underwear from over seven years ago?
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Years ago? My god, I remember when they gave us
the Stance underwear. Jesus Christ, what are you doing now?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
See that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
When you stretch it see through, I know you can
see my butt crack.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
So but you don't wear small.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
I don't think I wear small. I think I wear
meet all right, Okay, but I wear small sweat pants.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
That's really good to know.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
I wear small sweatpants.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
It's good to know. And what's cool is like I'm
I'm finding myself growing out, and I'm like, I'm not
gonna buy extra large underwear. I'm too I'm too short. Refuse,
I just want I won't wear underwear. I will throw
all my underwear away and just free all the rest
of my life. If if my obesity takes hold.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Do you guys buy things? Do you guys buy aspirational
sized clothing?
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Or am I the only gay guy?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (26:43):
This this one for my girls.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Tos has this little tube top in the bathroom that
he's like, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get there.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
I'm gonna slide it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Hang it up right there.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
It's got all dust on it, hang a hang in
a prayer.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
But I feel like I've been somewhere where I've been
like I try on the for me, it's usually like
an XL or an L, and I'll be like XL
is just it's too fucking big. But I can't really
fit in that l right now, I'll get there and
some of those.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Shirts still still hanging.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
There, still hanging there, still got the tags.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah, I'm mine, mineor pants, because my pant game is
crazys just do not fit me. I'm not built for pants.
You know what I'm really excited about is now the
style is like straight legged and like big ass jeans.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
It's getting loosed again.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I mean it's is it straight leg or is it blousy?
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Yeah? Blousy? But then but then if I wear that,
people are gonna go, oh, he is obese, Like he's
hiding a lot of thighs in there, Like his thighs
are really filling that thing outright.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
They know you're you're you're in movies butt naked, dude,
don't worry. They know what you are, shaped like, they
know what's happening.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Those were better days, Those were better dude.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
You're fine. But I'm just saying, if you're aspiring to
the large, why not aspire to get in fit into
the extra large? Why not go that way.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
I don't want to be any bigger.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I don't want to get any bigger. That's why I
like when I left, I can't go heavyweights. There you
go because I just do this and then it's sexy.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
It's too big, it's too big for.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
What I want.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Tell that to Arnold Towarzenegger in his career.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
And John Cena at the Oscars.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Tell that to Christopher Helmsworth.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Yeah, you know what I got.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
I was doing creatine when we were on tour.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Okay, and like, just that's why you were so angry
with that.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Everyone holding the like extra water weight. I'm like, I
don't want to do that anymore.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Real, just creatine do that? I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That, Yeah, you like retain water in your muscles.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
No, what the hell? Why were you doing creatine on
tour just to get jacked out?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Because I knew I wasn't going to be working out
as much and I wanted like to really kind of
go after it and recover.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
And Okay, I feel like we really were able to
get it on tour. I feel like there's nice hotel, Jim,
so I feel like we were you know.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
This is true.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
But then we sat on airplanes a lot.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Yeah, a lot, that's true, a lot of airplanes.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
And I don't know, I think I drank a little bit.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah, we might have. We might have drank a bit.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I think I had a few three am milkshakes, just
poured it on a pizza and folded in a half.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
I can't stop eating.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Have you ever seen anybody do push ups in like
the aisle of an airplane? Is that frowned against and pond?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, I've never seen.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
I haven't seen that. I have seen people like do
walking lunges up and down the aisles?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Really?
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Was it fucking Gillian Michaels, who is Oh?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah, I've seen that. I've seen that more than one time.
I've seen that more than one time.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
I'm like, why not bring it, like a little little
weight set onto the airplane and do do some shit
in the aisle?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
How long we have common courtesy?
Speaker 5 (29:57):
I was intoxicate, full on CrossFit work out in the
in the aisle.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Why not have a gym on the airport?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Please?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
They should have like a plane you can pay extra
for to like if you're gonna it's a two hour flight, great.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Spin and it's all it's all bands and ship and
spin bikes.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Yeah, yeah, there's one rower.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Can I get a row?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
It's all strapped in you you can put this deep
belt on and do like the rakombit it would be
it'd be fire.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Well.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
It's like, remember when we did Shark Week and we
were it was the best, dude. They put us on
this like big ass private yacht. It was the best
because it was during COVID and they're like, you can't
stay at hotels, it's too dangerous. We have to put
you on this yacht. We're so sorry, what.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
The Bahamas.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
No, you're gonna have to have three gourmet meals.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Every day, my god, and snacks, all the drinks you
can have. They had a gym and I tried to
work out in it once and I was like, I'm
gonna fucking kill myself just because it's a little it's
we weren't in like rocky waters, but you're still in
a boat or on a boat, so you're just sort
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of yeah, you know, and you're lifting, you're like trying
to do bench press, and suddenly you're like, ah, fuck,
I'm gonna well that's.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Part of the training, that's part of the core stability.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Uh yeah, yeah, And that's what I don't have. I
can't stop.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Eating one of my like dumb like like instagram of
myself type memories I have like where I just took
a mental picture was I was doing this jump rope
push up routine on the bow of that yacht overlooking
the Caribbean, and I was like, this is it. You've
peaked here and that's that's that's a rat.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
I remember you doing that. I remember being being like
really hot right now. I remember I remember thinking that, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
I don't stop eating.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
You're right about the little gym.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
It was like cool they had a gym, but it
was very small, and I was like, I guess I'll
go out here, and.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Just I thought you were like hoping the camera coop
would kind of like kind of like catch that moment,
like you were kind of camera coo. I'm gonna go
out back and like just kind of jump rope and
do some do some free weights. Uh, don't film.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Then I have my mic on. I have my mic on.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Yeah, I'm just gonna keep my mic off.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
I didn't bother turning it off.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Like I sense Blake coming for me and he's stumblest
words and I just seize on that.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Oh yeah, camic coo.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
If the camera coop is anywhere near me, uh so
the chemic.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Cool I can't stop easy.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Oh man, do you think they're gonna invite us back
to Shark Week or you think we're done there?
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Dude, I don't know. I think I think we might
be done, because I mean, I've I've done it a
few times. But then they pivoted and now they're going
with the jackass guys and they he did it like
to two or three years in a row now and
one guy got like attacked by a shark, which you got.
You remember, they kept telling us so like in our
twenty five year history or however long, no one's ever
(33:12):
been bit by a shark. So you guys are safe,
don't worry about it because we're free diving, or we're
in scuba's tanks, but we're we're diving.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I got a tax.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
But with sharks, there's no cage. We're just with sharks,
they're everywhere. Yeah, Dr Scott, Yes, he got nibbled by
the tiniest shark, but fertious ferocious, but he did sort of.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
And then we definitely thought Mama shark. Yeah, what a
shit show that moment was, oh man. But dude, also,
they're not doing it that way anymore anyway. So I'm
not even sure. I would love to go back and
forth from the hotel to a smaller boat where I'm
for sureg in a bar.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
The big yacht we.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Were on, they had like the stabilizer joint.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
It was perfect.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
We lost.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
That was money. It was money.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Another great thing about that engineer or disease COVID. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Thank you so much, thank you whoever engineered it. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
I love yeah that it was. It was in that
moment that we thought the mama shark was gonna come
attack that I saw Durs's physical prowess, his athleticism firsthand,
and it was astonishing.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
He was behind it.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
You can't swim on top of the water, right because
if you splash, that's why sharks attack because they're like,
what is that thing floundering? I'm gonna I'm gonna take
a nib and so you're trying to swim under the waters.
Was like a fucking dolphin, dude, and we were just with, uh.
We weren't scuba diving, we were just uh. At this time,
(34:50):
Dur swam under Yeah. Yeah, he swam underneath me and
I just saw him like dolphin kick like and then
jumped up onto the deck the platfor for him, like
without the ladder. He got on there. So it was
wild dank.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
I was like uh.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
And then a little bit I was like he's he's
he is leaving me to die.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
But I did say go go, go, go go go.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
You got this. He said, you got this.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Underwater, You're like through, So I know you're not gonna die.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Because the whole week they as you're saying, they're like,
you guys, be fine.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
I'm like, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
And then whenever they talked about tiger sharks, they were
like it was a whole different conversation where they're.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Like, so there's a tiger shark. Do not see it
like you see it? They do eat people.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
And so when I was fully attacked by it, at
least a one and a half foot baby tiger shark.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Yeah, why, you know, super aggressed. But the baby guess
what you know, who's near the baby?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Mama, mama, And.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
So I don't know if that's how sharks work, but no,
he told this story for every I think they do's like, no,
that's not for me. No, some moms do not hang
around there, Blake.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Sorry to take that back. I was partying with your
mom on your fortieth birthday just a few weeks back.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
My mom, My mom was real.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
She told me that night she would kill for you.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Actually, yeah, she kept saying that night. She actually kept
saying allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
But the end, the whole thing was that we come
to the surface after like kicking the little thing away,
a little little guy away, and everyone on the the.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Stern of the boat.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Baby, She's like, you guys, we gotta go.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
You gotta get out of the water, Get out of
the water.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
All of us, I think shared the same thought where
it's like, oh, mama, shark. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And we for sure with the with the intensity and
their voices, it was so intense. We were like it
was so insane. There really was.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
And then we all get to the back of the boat.
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
We just we need to break for lunch.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
It's lunch, going to meal penalty, yeah, And and this
yacht costs a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
We can't go over. Brother, you gotta you gotta go
eat lunch right now. When you're filming for people that
don't know when you're filming, if you don't cut for lunch,
because it's like a union show, you bought it then,
and then everyone gets like time and a half or
whatever the penalty is, and so the production.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
You have to pay for the next fifteen minutes. Yeah,
even if you go over by two seconds.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
So the production company never wants to do that because
it costs them a ton of money. So then it's
always this biggest deal to be like, Okay, we gotta
get it. We want to get this, but we didn't know.
They're just like, okay, out of the water, out of water,
come out, come out, and we're swimming like fucking lunatics.
I've never swam faster in my life.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
I wonder how many of the takes that are used
in Hollywood are right before a meal penalty Like when
I bet they just just really slay it.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Yeah, just everyone just dials in. They're like, we have
to Niepenheimer.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Every shot is right before lunch.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Hey, he's the chilly and we're gonna do the the
big monologue.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
Right before lunch, mate, you got fifteen or or he's
calling a lot of little meals.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
He's like, we're not doing a full lunch break. We're
gonna do a lot of It's a snack. It's a
snack type movie. He's always screaming meal penalties.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
No and Dursey. It's not silly, and it's isn't it Killian?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
You're killing me? It's silly, mate.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Well, I've been saying Killian, it's Killian, because that was
the whole joke Jimmy Kimmel said.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
When he does no, don't be a dick about it,
say it's Killian. Wrong, it's not silly and all right.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
We were genuinely angry about that, though when we got
up there, we were like, so, don't do that. We've
never been around sharks. You get to share it, scaring
the ship out of us.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
I was very scared. Yeah, I was a little scared
in that point.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Do you think that the reason Killian won the oscar
was because we were on that that flight with him
to New York?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
There's no doubt my mind.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
I wasn't on a fight with him. You guys are
really Oh.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
When we were going to New York for that This
is Important live tour, we were on a fight with
Killian and omar At So.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Damn dude, it was studded.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Dude, that's a studded flight.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
It was, yeah, and shout out to Killian's friend who
was with with the feet just up on the wall.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
She was just like, yeah, she had her feet on
the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I was like, somebody's doing some wall lunges up here.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
Well, that's why they need to have a gym in
the back.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
I do that too a little bit though, because I
hate the bullkhead. I hate the bullhead?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
What is that the.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Very first seat? They called that the bullhead?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
You know what, I hate paying for things. I'm not
stealing stuff. It's rules at him.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Because you can't stretch out your legs and my legs.
They like, well, you know, I got some bad legs.
I got some real doodoo legs. If I can't stretch
them out, they'll cramp up and it's a whole fucking thing.
Yeah I will. I don't like that about myself, but
I'll put my feet up there. I will.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
Okay, I just kinda I just like shoes on or off.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
The shoes are on, the shoes are.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
On, socks on or off. This is the shoes off.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
This is the shoes and socks off. Yeah. Oh well
that's a no no. Yeah yeah, that's a no no.
Speaker 6 (40:16):
You gotta kind of keep your shoes on on the plane, right,
I mean, yeah, I have been known to take them
off and just go.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
If I'm just shoes off, I think is okay, socks off?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
His next level, no socks off.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
The socks have to stay on. I've seen I've seen
Isaac go take it and he's just wearing flip flops
like a fucking lunic.
Speaker 6 (40:36):
He doesn't even wear underwear. That dude is fucking weird as.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
It is a fowl, Isaac sucks blake.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
You prefer wearing shorts on a airplane run?
Speaker 6 (40:44):
I do. I like to wear like a loose fitting
pair of umbros and then longer socks. And why I
get hot, I run hot, and you can go ahead.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
I'm gonna go get a snack. You can go ahead
for five minutes.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
I just find that planes get a little hot, and
I just I.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Feel like they get cold really interesting, and I run hot.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Yeah, I always go. I layer up. I'm wearing a
hoodie and then and then I could take the hoodie
off where it is a little blankie, right, hoodie is
a little blanky.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I like to have something where I can completely cover
my head because I don't want I don't want people
taking pictures or videos of me sleeping. I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
They can still do that, it just won't see your fabit.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
No one has ever done that except for I do.
I've done it like a dozen times every flight I've
taken with you. I take photos and videos of you sleeping.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
Yes, and that is why you.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Think someone can't take a picture of you. And just like,
look how dumb Blake Anderson looks with this hoodie up.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Yeah, but how famous do you think you are that
everyone's just trying to get some Blake Anderson footy every
every day. The seventy eight year old woman sitting next
to you from Eugene, Oregon's like, I gotta get it.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
No, it's not even about there doing it because I'm
a famous person. It's because when I sleep, I look
so ugly that they're like, I gotta get it.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I don't know what's happening now, Blake, stop it.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
No, Blake, I think you're a little bit of a
hot sleeper.
Speaker 6 (42:08):
Adam's right, is like, I just don't want to know.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
I don't want to know, bitch.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
I don't want video me with my mouth open and
my eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Oh so now you think people want to take videos?
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Okay, video picture I want no media as an ego maniac.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
I want no media of me like this.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah, you put the me in media, that's what that's
for sure.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
Okay, I'll give you a point, thank you.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah, so you get hot on a plane, and it
does start out hot on a plane, but it gets it.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
Freezing really hot. Well, and that's when, especially.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
When the door flies off.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
The airplane and they tend to do that.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
And rips your shirt off and you and you do
this when we're going to New York in December and
you're wearing umbros. You're wearing like soccer shorts in soccer shirts.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, bro, yeah yeah, but no, what he's thinking is thinking,
notice me, SIMPI.
Speaker 7 (43:03):
Notice me, Notice me.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
You're from California, so you don't I mean, Isaac will
do this too sometime and Kyle, uh, you guys will
just like not plan for the weather even a little
bit because you assume it's going to be seventy degrees.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah, because they never left California. They don't know there's
other climates.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
But also, you know what, it's never as cold as
you guys claim it is. You're like, oh, you better
be careful, it's cold out here.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
It's minus what didn't those three guys freeze to death
outside Kansas City when we were.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
Did they I don't know, fake news to me?
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Didn't me where that is? Did they freeze it up? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
It was like it was like a party of the
day of that Super Cold Chiefs game.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
Oh yes, no they are. They got like frostbitescept like
thirteen people had to like cut off like limbs in
Buffalo Jesus, right.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
But like three dudes died mysteriously in some guy's backyard too.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
Well, that might not be Oh that's right.
Speaker 5 (43:54):
They like said they were leaving and then they found
them just in the in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Wait what Yeah, I don't know what happened, and I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
That seems that seems like gazy.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Well that's the whole thing. I think it was kind
of like what happened here and a lot of like.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Yeah, well maybe they were like so drunk they were like,
let's nap in this backyard.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Honestly, I'm like that could have been us.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
Yeah, all three later we make it five duds.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
It's I'm actually so surprised that we haven't died died
some workloholics.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
If anything, those dudes fucking trow down, like if you're gonna.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Go those guys are Yeah, they're party animals for sure.
Speaker 6 (44:39):
There's zero possible way that I will ever allow myself
to freeze to death. Okay, I'm gonna find a way
to get warm, trust all right.
Speaker 9 (44:49):
I love that guy in the friendly But dude, I thought, dude, okay, sure,
but no, you run hot and you're fine with the
cold you wear, umbros.
Speaker 6 (44:59):
That's I'm saying. You're never gonna catch me freezing because
I run hot and if I start to get cold,
I'm gonna find a way to warm up.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Oh okay, You're gonna find a way.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
It's just how you say it.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
We gotta believe it. Yeah, you put a little extra
sauce on the fon.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Whether I'm hugging my bros or what. I will find
a way to warm.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Like the skin to skin, whether I'm climbing inside of
my bros.
Speaker 6 (45:23):
Yeah, it's actually way warmer if we all take our
clothes off and hug with no shirts on, skin to skin,
it actually is.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
You cut someone open and climbing side.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
I thought, just like he's inserting his dick inside of
one of us.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
Maybe that's I was saying, maybe it is the backshots that.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
My dad likes to tell a story about it. It's like, yeah,
one time, mom, he's gonna love this. One time we're
at sleep away camp for boy Scouts and Jesus we're camp.
We were in a tent and Jesus Christ, it was
cold and uh uh, my my buddy for he had
(46:11):
a summertime sleeping bag. So he's freezing. I think he's
gonna die. And so I'm like, all right, you can
get in my sleeping bag. He climbs into my sleeping bag.
You guys freezing me out. I'm like, Jesus Christ, we're
gonna die out here. And then we had to strip
down into our underwear to keep each other warm, and
so we slept that way the rest of the night.
(46:33):
So if you're ever for hypothermia reasons, you gotta strip
down and get in there. And I mean, even as
a little kid, I'm like, this is an insane story
that you tell me all the time. I was always
coaching me to strip down in my.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Buddy for when you have a baby, you gotta pretend
you're breastfeeding totally.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
I've been groomed for so long.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
Nothing other than hype both for me a reason. Sometimes
you gotta take your shirt off and lay in the
sleeping bag with your best bro. Okay, I think this is.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
A story your dad had where he's like he was
gonna take it to the grave, but then he just
thought it would be better to get it off his
chest to somebody else young who doesn't understand it.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
And you're like, yeah, okay, that sure, or you just
keep your clothes on, and you told me this a lot. Actually, yeah,
this is the story that you keep bringing back.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Yeah, but am I alive? Did I survive the night?
Speaker 5 (47:26):
Yes, yes I did.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
That's why I'm here today.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Anyway, Then the story is here's your dad and here's
your don't happened, but this is also your dad.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
My two days we mixed what I didn't ask everyone almost.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Doing it to wait what Yeah? We uh we started
in a little while, shook it up and.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
It's like a centrifuge. You put it in a centrifuge.
Speaker 6 (47:57):
And yeah, man, just like uh, pr it's crazy, it's
bends it.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
You ever see Grimlins the New Batch?
Speaker 6 (48:04):
You gotta try it sometime with your boy. Anyway, real quick,
what was my two dads? The TV show about was
that about two dads who loved each other? Or was
it like what was the premise?
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I think it was the roommates yea were like a
judge like made them take care of some kid, and
it was like Paul Riser, who was like straight laced,
and then some cool hot artist guy.
Speaker 6 (48:31):
Oh, here we go, she's quick.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Oh Anna super quick. Joey and Michael, who fought over
the same woman thirteen years ago now have upon her death,
been awarded joint custody of her daughter. Oh wow, okay,
all right from step by step beat who might be
either of theirs? So okay, So that's how they and
how do the men settle their problems with a praternity
(48:53):
to test? No way. Instead, they all move in together
to raise Nicole as a two dead nuclear family under
the watchful eye of the family Court judge. Dad and
dads and daughter adjust to their new situation. Do you
remember the judge.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
The judge would always come over to the house and
it was always just swinging that. Yeah, the.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Blake or Adams where your dad?
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Adam?
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Yeah, I could see that you play like a teenager?
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Yeah? Who always that I grow my hair out flu
and I'm always going to fucking get out of here.
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Last night. Last night was the movie.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
Dad, Well, what's going You have a list? Your kid
has a list.
Speaker 6 (49:36):
That's you. You would be more like this, Okay, Blake.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
Don't give Adam readings please.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
Yeah, doing my own thing. Yeah, I have my own
character that I'm building.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
You don't like Blake wants to be the kid?
Speaker 5 (49:51):
Are you trying to the artist? Are you trying to
because out of the three of us, are the only
one who's never directed the thing.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
So I just some stuff. You just haven't seen it?
What I just haven't seen it?
Speaker 4 (50:02):
I'm not telling directions on Betty Crocker Box.
Speaker 6 (50:06):
I'm not I'm not telling, bro, I'm not telling. Okay.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
The eighties, the eighties and nineties were absolutely wild. Yeah,
every every every idea was gold. Yeah, like that already
right there, gold money, money in the bank, No hole.
The judge comes over all the judge is a good
friend kind of swings over and is he a good
friend or is he gonna blow this whole thing up? Yeah,
somebody's gonna swing over for a noonday snack.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
Yeah, you know, of all the characters, why the fuck
is the judge always popping in shouldn't be like Asi.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
No, no, no, that's because you're getting into like the
intricacies of the government and the Hey, don't get me,
don't get me started on the bureaucracy.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Okay, we don't want.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
We do not want to get started.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
Okay, it should be the judge to go over there.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
We don't need all this red tape.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
Need get the judge.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
And I was one of where my money's going.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
I want the Judge spin off. I bet that's cool,
where the Judge is just going house to house.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
Like they spun off a lot of shows back then.
There's a lot of spinning off. Yeah, they were always spinning.
Speaker 6 (51:11):
Let's get the Judge spin off.
Speaker 5 (51:12):
Okay, well we'll take it to uh one judge her mom. Plus,
I'm sure they have the rights to it those pitches.
Any take backs, any apologies in that dumb thing you said?
The dumb things?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Can you take it back?
Speaker 6 (51:31):
What I was one point to? There? Are you kidding me? Okay,
do you want to take back what the did you
already delete the breastfeeding video?
Speaker 5 (51:41):
I'm keeping it up out of spie.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Now that's a that's a double down.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, you got a double triple down. I'm gonna switch
to my next child. I'm gonna have two, and he's
gonna be like four, and then the other child is
gonna be on there. It's gonna be a whole thing.
It's gonna be my new brand is breastfeeding.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Oh you know what you're reminding me. I think there
is somebody. I think there is some news story about
a guy who was breastfeeding his kids.
Speaker 5 (52:07):
It's science, but that's not possible.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
I know, I no, I know, but I think he was.
He was saying he's a woman and wasn't making milk,
but like still wanted to breastfeed. I think that's in
the news.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
So Adam, horrible time.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
So Adam, that's what I was doing. For sure, that's
what I was doing.
Speaker 6 (52:29):
Bad timing, dude.
Speaker 5 (52:31):
Well, dude, I will say. There are like fake titties
you could buy that dad doesn't wear, which is hilarious.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
I think I took a pair on tour.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
Oh you did.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
Maybe maybe they'll show up in Atlantic City.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
I'm so stoked for this. It's going to be a blast.
Speaker 6 (52:48):
Oh it's gonna be wheels off, baby, let's go now.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
I guess I thought it was near New York, but
it's at the it's at the bottom of New Jersey.
Speaker 6 (52:58):
Yeah, it's more Jersey brouh. It's far.
Speaker 5 (53:00):
It's a little far away. I've been to Atlantic City
once and had a great time, and I think we
are gonna have a blast once again with my boys.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
So it's on it's underwater.
Speaker 5 (53:12):
Right, that's Atlantis that is.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Oh can I do my swim move again?
Speaker 7 (53:18):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (53:18):
I thought we were pulling up to Atlanta.
Speaker 5 (53:20):
You guys were thinking it was an underwater like aerials there,
like I thought I was about to Yeah.
Speaker 6 (53:26):
Yeah, I wanted to fit around with sebast Or, like
the dude with the little fins on his feet from
Black Panther two.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
I'm trying to fly around like that.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
Obviously, that sucks that it is. It's all on land
as far as I know everything is, and I.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Guess I'll kick it with you guys.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
Yes, it's all oxygen breathers, so it's it's all on
land in the air. But it's still really cool. I
think you guys are gonna like it.
Speaker 6 (53:51):
I can't wait to see the TII faction of Atlantic
City pulling up.
Speaker 5 (53:55):
Baby, you know they're going to roll through.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Shout out to hard rock for like letting us take over.
They're got if I don't get a hard rock letter jacket.
Speaker 5 (54:06):
Oh maybe that's the thing. Maybe that's the fun thing
that we do as a couple of wild boys off
off the leash for a one day getaway. We all
treat ourselves to hard rock Atlantic City letterman Jack and
what is go?
Speaker 1 (54:22):
And is the because if it's seven hundreds, hey, there's
no way we're doing it.
Speaker 6 (54:28):
No way I'm getting it, No sir, I think no, no, no, no,
I think five is.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
As far as there's gonna go to a jacket. I'm
going to throw away.
Speaker 5 (54:40):
No no, no, I'm spending.
Speaker 4 (54:42):
I'm kidding. I will get it framed. I will have
you guys sign it and.
Speaker 5 (54:46):
Frame exactly put it. We're all going to sign it
and we're gonna frame it to commemorate this event. Put
it behind you like there's nothing. Your setup, Yeah, I
will say it sucks. It's a bad setup.
Speaker 4 (54:58):
You have to have a good one.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
I got kicked out in my office. I gotta I'll
put something.
Speaker 5 (55:02):
Yeah, you gotta.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
I gotta folder from second grade.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 6 (55:06):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
Is that garbage kids? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (55:10):
I love the garbage kids, love them, put the kids
back in the pale so much TV.
Speaker 5 (55:16):
It's kind of the best. This age is, like, I
understand it's gonna be get real hectic, but right now
it's kind of the best. You just sort of sit
on the couch, you hold them a lot, you feed
him with a bottle with not of my city. It
was a joke.
Speaker 4 (55:33):
Unless it's too far away.
Speaker 6 (55:35):
For sure, Jesus.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
Yeah, so it's it's it's kind of dope. No take
back any giveaways, No, no.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
That giving away jackets in Atlantic City.
Speaker 6 (55:46):
Be there, if you're there, you might with your native jacket,
absolutely all right.
Speaker 5 (55:54):
But that was another episode.
Speaker 7 (55:55):
Of me SIMPI notice me.
Speaker 5 (56:04):
Yeah, Hey, guys, guess what huge news. This is important
as going back on the road on Friday, April nineteenth,
that's right, for twenty eight myself, Blake and Honors are
(56:27):
hitting the hard Rock Casino Hotel and Casino in Atlantic
City to bring TII Nation another live show. Is it
the last one ever?
Speaker 6 (56:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (56:37):
Possibly. Tickets are available now at hard Rock Hotel Atlantic
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Speaker 3 (00:49):
Welcome to This Is Important Today production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially
integral to the fabric of our very nature.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Today we talk about.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
I'm actually not letting him suck on my titty and
if I did, who gives a ship?
Speaker 6 (01:07):
You don't need teeth to take a jello shot.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
If Adam Ben's over, I'll show you a Nebraska taco
buckle up. We God. Week two is Champions Still feels good?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Still Yeah, man, feels right, My god, dude, still still
wearing that still basking in that glow.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
But we've been working on not letting it go to
our heads, which I appreciate.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
You number one podcast comedy podcast according to iHeartRadio, so
in the world, in the world, out of all podcasts,
we are the funniest ones.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
So that's as voted on by you the iHeart Brass.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, who does vote on it? How is it?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Kind of? How is it decided?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
We have no idea. Uh, no idea.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Not that it's a hard decision to make, but.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
I mean, I'm sure it's like the Academy Awards. There's
the Academy and there are thousands and thousands of members.
They vote and it's a huge voting community committee, commitity committee.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
For what it's worth. I heard it's both a committee
and a committee.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
It's an extra heat. Is the committee extra ity with
that titty? Hey?
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
And our producer Anna says, there is a voting committee
and she is on it. And did we get the
vote from Anna? That's the question? Okay, So yeah, so.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
Our producer is one of the voters. Okay, Okay, did
she vote for us? That's the question. Anna drop it
in the chat and she says, circle yes or circle no.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Maybe nothing.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
She said, yes, okay, so that God.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
So I wonder if there's like three voters, and you know,
we got one in the bag. She works with us,
so you know, I think I think it was kind
of stacked in our favor, so luck. Yes, do you.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Guys ever vote for like SAG or WGA?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Never? Never once?
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I never have done that.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I always get the email and I'm like, so if
I click on this, how long is this going to take?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Like?
Speaker 6 (03:22):
Yeah, is it all through? It's all just like you
e vote. You don't like send it in through the mail?
Do you?
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I think it's digital?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I like that is that to like just nominate like
the president because I get mail for that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, I'm talking about for like the SAG Awards and
the Screen Actor oh for the awards WGA Awards.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh okay, right right right yeah, Screen Actors Guild, Writers
Guild of America's.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Awards, Tallest Showrunner.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah, they know that kind of stuff. No, never, never ever.
I also just got an email saying, do you want
to re up your membership to the Academy okay, the
television account. No, And I'm like it costs like two
hundred bucks. So I'm like yeah, I guess. And I
also was like, I didn't know I was in this ship.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Yeah, what the hell? You're part of the academy.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
What do you get? What are the perks?
Speaker 5 (04:11):
I literally have no idea. I don't know how long
I've been in it. I don't know how many times
I've said that someone might have said yes on my
behalf and just as paying this thing, and I don't
know if there's a single perk, like I should at
least like get like a free Hulu subscription, you know,
at least shut me up with some Netflix shit?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Is that your least watched app? Is that why that
punchline is so funny?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
No, I would say Hulu's right up there, Okay, Hulu,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
That's where I watch live television is through Hulu.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yeah, I watch a lot of Hulu. Actually, I would
say Paramount Plus. I literally never watch it now, and
they're garbage. They're garbage to me.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
They sure are.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
What's on there? Oh? I watched Good Burger.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Did we talk about John Stewart is back?
Speaker 6 (04:59):
Oh? Yeah, I'm kind of hyped on that John Stuart
Don Stewart.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
It's I think we did.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I think we did talk about it or did we
just talk about it in our lives outside of the podcast.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Because all we talk about is Comedy Central.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, all we talk about is our old boss, so
we can't stop talking about it. Yeah, I mean it's fine.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I would argue that he is just light years more
watchable than anybody else doing that type.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Of He's just great at it. Yes, Yeah, I do
wish that there was some young person that just kills it,
that could come in and like revitalize the show, because
it's just you're just like, yeah, okay, but where do
people watch it? Is Comedy Central still a network? Could
you still on Paramount Plus? That's why you gotta watch
(05:45):
it on Paramount Plus.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's the only reason I go there. But Paw Patrol
is own full blast in the grip.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
I watch him on YouTube. I'm kind of a YouTube
guy now. I watch everything through YouTube. Everything where Yeah,
and you can fall down some crazy holes.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
You can watch all of John Stewart on YouTube, Like
through Paramount Plus's page.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
You can watch like just like monologue or whatever you
would call it, like his real like a big chunk
of it of his written stuff. That ship is always
freaking fire.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Dude, let me write that down, big chun.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Yeah, written this monologue.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Okay, Blake's really explaining stuff to us. This app thank
you tube man.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
And it just started, so I'll be explaining a lot
the professor. Yeah, just keep on coming up to the
teacher's desk and I'll tell you what's done.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Will that's a weird thing to say.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
What I can look to the teacher's desk, Dude, I
can teach.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
It's not that weird for me to teach.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Not that weird.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Anders, come on up to the teacher's desk.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Okay, once you come up here, let me help you.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Well, I might have taken a crucial misstep in promoting
our show because I posted a video okay, and it's
not it's not a real you know, he's not actually
sucking on my titty. But I'm positive my son sure
sucking on the h and he's not actually sucking. He
(07:11):
wasn't into it. He did not want to suck. And
people are real riled up in the comments. I don't know,
he's just looking at the comments and uh, but some
people are so riled. Other people are like, I love it.
He's so fun.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Haha, I can't wait.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
This is great I'm excited for her, I know, but
I'm like, it's so weird that people get so riled
up about other people's kids. I'm actually not letting him
suck on my titty. And if I did, who gives
a ship?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
It doesn't fucking matter.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
No, dude, can't wait for your July fourth party when
you pass him around.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Yeah, but I'm like, let him get a nip that.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Tip, because if you're doing that, I'm coming just shooting
rock teeth for the bit.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
They'll have teeth by then even better.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
Are very obsessed with other people's children right now, it's
freaking crazy.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
What do you mean by that, Blake?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Will you?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
I mean in a lot of ways?
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Yeah, will you expand on that?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
No?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
People are like people are like bad timing, bro, People
are like bad timing, And I'm like, bad timing. What
are you talking about? It's like, I just had a kid.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Do you say something else in it? That's bad timing?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
He's now my prop Uh I just had a child?
Uh No? And then like reading the other comments, I
guess it's because like a bunch of celebrities are being
outed as pedophiles. But I'm like, I don't think that
that's real. I think that's just conspiracy theory, like bullshit.
(08:37):
What celebrities are getting outed as people, all of.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Them as far as you know, the only person fucking
around with children, And it's a bit for sure.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
No, you know what I do.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I do think it was like some like speech coach therap,
like a like a dialogue coach or something somebody.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
What Oh, yeah, the Nickelodeon thing with uh Drake, Josh Drake,
Guy Drake.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So yeah, dude, bad timing having a baby, your kid
on pretending to breast.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I know, dude, people are so weird.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I can't believe you did it. Actually, if you want
to do an early kind.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Of a wild man, I'm like an edgy kind of
a wild edgy comic, Yeah, I did a wild nasty
sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
I mean that's the other thing is like I feel
like people think that everybody is so up to the
second informed on everything that like, yes, like what the fuck, Like,
how would we even known that, like that Nickelodeon thing
came out unless you're like constantly online like absorbing this information.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Well technically I did. Technically I did know, but I
never thought about it. Twice. I just read an article
and I was just like, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:47):
It doesn't apply to your your actual life and your
actual child. It's it's very interesting.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm sure there's some creeps out there,
without a doubt. I wouldn't say like there's that many
more in Hollywood. I mean maybe maybe percentage wise.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
But your team Drake though, Blake to what you're saying, Blake,
Like the I was reading like my shitty Google news
that's like for me, right, It's like they give me
the stories I want to see. It's such fucking trash
and the headlines themselves, the like way they try and
bait you, like.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
It makes you feel bad about yourself when you see
like your algorithm at work and you're like, oh my god,
my algorithm is out of control. Dude.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
We should just trade algorithms. By the way, Yeah, can
I get another article from swim Swam.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
We get it.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
It's NC double a season, dude. I don't even know
that that's a thing. I don't even know that that's
a thing. Dude.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, okay, everyone a homiees joking, he knows.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
I know swim swam, swim swam, come on. I don't
even get the fun ones that I used to get,
which were.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Like, what ain't it cool news? What are we talking about?
Speaker 5 (10:56):
I think my algorithm thinks I'm a I'm literally a
breastfe mom. I think it does. It's all like breastfeeding
stuff and like little kids shit.
Speaker 6 (11:04):
Seems like you're really obsessed with breastfeeding.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Dude.
Speaker 6 (11:07):
It's pretty fucking weird.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I can't get enough, dude, it's a lot over it.
It's I can't get enough. Well, it's basically our entire
lives right now. There's so much milk everywhere. So, you know,
having having a kid, it's it's a it's a wild
it's a wild ride. Suddenly you go from being able
to do whatever you want to suddenly you still get
to do whatever you want. Yeah, except there's a kid
(11:30):
thats with you all the time.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
Yeah. I was wondering, have you guys gone out to
like the cheesecake factory together yet?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
We haven't gone on the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Oh and we know that's on your list.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Oh wait till your first cheesecake factory.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
There's a little like pizza restaurant that's right down the
street from our house. That's like a little stroller walk away.
And I'm like that that's my angle. I'm like, I
think we can make it there. We could, you know,
have a picture of beer, get a picture of beer,
watch a game, blackout, blackout, drunk.
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yeah, I have a few shots.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Yeah, stroller on auto pilots.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Send them home, dude, Like you don't need tea to
take a jello shot. That's something.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, okay's the one tip.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
The one tip is that if you do bring the
kid to the restaurant and like put them under.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
The table, you're good to go.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, until you like drop a fork off the table,
like under to where they are and to just catch
a fork to the fence.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
Oh, you put the kid on top of the table.
It's the center piece.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
Come on now, well, I think you just leave them
in the stroller, right and then you hold them.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Yeah, no, you got to have like the car seat.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
But like to like make them sleepy, like you just
put them under the table in the shade. Oh and
like a less noise down there.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
Oh that makes them very sleepy.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Well, it's an indoor pizza restaurant, it's not an outdoor. Yeah.
I don't think there's a lot of sun.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
No shade it from the light, from the lights, abuve, oh.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
From all the part. It's just it's a it's a
real sexy pizza restaurant.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Everything the light touches, it's red.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
It's cha cha lounge.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
What's that? What's that conspiracy theory place? The pizza gate,
Pizza gate, Pizza gate place? Is that pizza? Is that
pizza restaurant.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
You're going? Of course that's where you're going. Yeah, you
checker emails, freaking I'm with cury emails.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, I'm bummed that people said all those mean things
about you, but god, people are bored.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
Yeah, it's it's okay. I'm like, when when we did it,
Cloes like people are gonna come after you for this,
and I'm like, I think those people are dorks and
I don't want them following me or liking my ship
anyways because they won't.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
Hey, now we're talking.
Speaker 5 (13:43):
There you go, And then now that it's happening, I'm like, yeah,
I should have probably not done it.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Oops.
Speaker 6 (13:50):
Man, I I just saw the visual and the visual
of it was making me laugh, but I did not
listen to what you said.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
So I mean, it's fine. I'm just saying that he
can't get kind of my tea. I'm playing dumb as
if I don't know that you men can't produce milk,
right right, So that's that's the bit.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Have you tried, have you honestly tried?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
I'm expressing, I'm expressing, and my arrest yourself. I'm pretty
fat now, dude, coming back from Austin, I was the
fattest I've ever been. Again, diets started Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I do love the like repeatedly saying, I mean, I
am the fattest I've ever been.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
It just keeps getting bigger.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Well, because it keeps going up. Dude, Yeah, your boobs
are huge. She got up to two oh seven point
eight to seventy point eight two o seven, not to
seventy dude, come on, I mean, I will say. Okay,
So we were in Austin. I'm not Kyle.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
We were in Austin a few weeks ago. We usually
been like seeking destroying like barbecue while we were there,
but went back to trying Texas tacos. They're still the
freaking best. Texas tacos are so damn good.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
So as a native California and that's where that's this
is what you're you're doing.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Yeah, you're saying. I would say I enjoy California tacos more.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
It's a different version that's just straight up like Mexican tacos.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But if Adam Ben's over, I'll show you a Nebraska taco.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Give it to me, bag.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
The Nebraska taco.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
It's just a super hairy astrakt.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Hey Anders, thanks, oh, thank you. I'd like to give
you my thanks.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
No, but a Texas taco is much different than a
California taco, and it is freaking bomb.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Will you describe it for the people of the Midwest
who've never ventured out of their area.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Well, I kind of feel like they were the curators
of the breakfast taco. They kind of put that on
the map, which is off the chain, did they maybe, Yeah,
I mean they stamped it. Well, I mean I feel
like Texas everything's bigger. So it's just like the meat
is chunkier, the tacos are bigger, and I enjoy that
(15:53):
as a as a obeseman, sure.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
As a wide mouthed man, as.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
A man who technically right now is Obi's uh. I
enjoyed it. You saw me house technically, technically culture literally literally.
Speaker 6 (16:09):
Actually even like the big taco shop out there. Used
to be like a trailer was like Torchies tacos, and
then it kind of like expanded, and then I was like, oh,
maybe like Torchies like lost its edge because it became
like a chain or whatever.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
It became successful.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Yeah right, yeah, But then I pulled up this weekend
or a couple of weekends ago, it was it was
so good. Yeah, it's bad ass.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
And then you went to Torchies.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yeah, well I didn't get torch I had the late flight.
Remember you flew out. I had a day where I
was just kind of walking around South Congress. It was
it was delightful.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Oh that's kind of fun.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
You would have been too eight at them. It's all good.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
The tacos are way bigger.
Speaker 5 (16:50):
I would have getting gotten past two ten, that's yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:53):
No, by the way, uh, I'm two o one right now.
So the way it is dropping off, man, it really
it really is. You know what the best diet that
I found? What's that starvation having?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Yeah, starvation that's Hollywood, because that's what I'm doing. I'm
so hungry, are you? I'm so fucking hungry, dude, I'm
so fucking hungry, I'm so hungry. It sucks.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
What do you do to subside the How do you
not eat?
Speaker 5 (17:19):
How do you not eat? I chug water. I'm chugging
water like lunar.
Speaker 7 (17:23):
I'm so fucking hungry.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
Oh yesterday, I ate an oatmeal, a two hundred calorie oatmeal,
a mush.
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Oh good, ah ah oatmeal.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
They're delicious.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
Some blueberries overnight oats or like, are you microwaving this?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Shiit? No, they're overnight oats. And then I ate that,
and then some blueberries, and then a salad with some
chicken breasts on it and low cow dressing, and then
a shake for dinner, and that's all. I ate milk
shake for the milkshake for dinner, a protein shape.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
It doesn't sound like you ate anything. It's sound like
you drank and slurped a bunch of shit. They ever
have to chew any of your food? What the fuck?
Speaker 5 (17:59):
The salad solid I chewed? I chewed that. I was
chewing that.
Speaker 6 (18:02):
You have to choose salad, Oh my god, Yeah, I don't.
I've never choose salad.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
I don't like your tone.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I don't like you attacking our new fattest member. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:12):
The podcast God, stop easy, dude.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Oh my god, that sucks.
Speaker 6 (18:17):
Yeah, you're a guy.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
I'm the new fattest member of the podcast because Kyle's
gone and uh Durs is real lean right now, he's
got You.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Know what's weird. I'm heavy, but I'm I'm actually in
a decent shape. The shape of my body.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
You're in a good place.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Fine is coming together?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Okay, Well, because I haven't been able to work out
for a few months because of my fucking elbow, right,
so like now it's an elbow problem.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Sorry, Adam, let me talk to Blake for a second.
So you know about the back, right, because that's all
I know about. I know about the back the hit
Nebraska Taco.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
What happened with the elbow?
Speaker 5 (18:53):
Yeah, well that back in the hip. I could work
out at least upper body and I could do just
some different ship. The elbow I got tenis in it,
and it fucking kills me so much. I just got
a shot in it the other day yesterday I had that.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
I know how to cure it. I can cure it
for your pal, please.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
I I gotten shots in every part of my fucking
body that elbow shot.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
You got back shots.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
I got tonsots my boy doctor Vilaswami, which passed me out.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
I give you prounded me out with them.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
That's crazy.
Speaker 8 (19:30):
Those long and lane Okay, okay, my boys getting backshot, dude,
that's what I call shot the long and laney. Alright,
So so you got back shots so hard that now
it's in your elbow to elbow shot and got.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
The stinky arm damn.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Okay, so you have ten and knights in an elbow,
but you got you got shots all over your including
your back. Yeah, what kind of shot?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
The I mean I've gotten all the shots. What do
you mean I've gotten back shots? Hip shots?
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I'm saying, what's inside the shot?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Slap shot? Uh? The PRP in the elbow?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
What?
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And what is PRP?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
That's where they take your blood. They spin it around,
they take all the white blood cells out, and then
they inject them the white blood cells into the injured
part of your body.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
The hell you really think they're doing all that? They're like, yeah,
we hey, we took it back in the other room
and we spun it.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
We're gonna just uh yeah, here's a two thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
This dude's getting aquafina.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Put it in his arm.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
The doctor's just in another room shaking that. Just make
sure it gets frothy. We don't have a centrifical machine.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
That don't seem trifical.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
They spin it and then they put it back in it.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah. Have you never had it done. I've had it
done so many times this past year. I've had it
done like a dozen times.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
Wait, what do you mean Is that a normal thing
to get your note?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I think if you're injured, it is. I think it's
pretty normal.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah. Uh, the the elbow shot, I don't get I
I've got a lot of backshots. We talked about me
getting the fucking spinal tap that was so gnarly.
Speaker 6 (21:10):
Whoa did we or was that outside the pod?
Speaker 4 (21:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
We talked about the bone. The bone juice was clear,
and how we don't get bone but we do.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Yeah. Out of the yeah, out of the spinal The
actual they fluid in the spinal tap is clear. It's
like water. It's fucking bizarre. Anyways, So that those are
my ailments. But I'm so I couldn't work out. I
saw my body. I literally if I saw my body,
because I was in good shape. I was like really,
probably the strongest I've ever been I was like, really
(21:41):
good shape, big arms, big shoulders.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Once you putting up like over three hundred pounds on
the bench and show.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah, it was fucking real strong and uh hell, and
then I've seen my body melt like a candle. I
saw it's just like the things sag like Now I
now I can do this, like have a meaty hard
Yeah he's grabbing his titty.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Hey, welcome to the party.
Speaker 5 (22:02):
Yeah, got a meaty hardy. It's hanging over the the underwear.
It flaps over.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Dude, I can't handle that.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
The underwear flap will just give up and just like
I goes, I'm I'm gonna lay. I'm gonna lay this way.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Now you broke the it's going on underwear companies.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
I don't think that's our fault. Oh, I don't think
that's our fault.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Out Oh you think you think they're making weaker elastic.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
They have to be outsourced the elastic and it's going
to China, going to China.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Here's the deal, Adam, we're big.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Guys, but we're not huge guys.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
So I'm like, huge guys, what's happening with you?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
If you're too seventy like a truly obese baby eating
type person would be Yeah, so what what is your
underwear doing in that case if you're three fifty.
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Bottom, like, what sides? Because I because I've got big
thighs and I got a big, juicy ass and a
medium sized dick, see you, And there's a lot to
pack in there. So I go large, I go medium, right,
large under wear. I go large underwear just because I'm
thick through there. I'm real. I'm built, like Blake said
it before, I'm built like a thumb. I'm like kind
(23:10):
of all the same size all the way down.
Speaker 6 (23:12):
Yeah, I'm on record, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I'm built like just that's my whole body is just
like one like a thumb. Yeah, just my whole body
is just that. Yeah, like a lot of bodies, your
skinny legs and then you v out a nice taper. Yeah,
I'm one size. Yeah, the whole way down. I'm wondering,
I'll show you my hairy styles.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Okay the way hold. But so but I go large
and it's large underwear.
Speaker 6 (23:47):
But that's still that's the coolest side to buy in underwear.
It's not cool to buy small underwear, like like like
your boy here.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Well, I don't know I'm not. It's not a cool thing.
It's like a fit thing.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
You buy small boys, Yeah, I tend to I medium.
I refuse to go large.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Blake, you go small underwear? How tiny are you? What
is that waste doing?
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Bro Clear?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Like, is the fabric see through? Can you see your
fucking conquered taco?
Speaker 5 (24:13):
And also, by the way, it's not about cool or
not cool, It's about the size that fits you. Now,
I'm interested in the size that fits you is small.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
It's about cool, you know, cause I've.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Been your I've been your size before. I've been one
hundred and sixty five pounds.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Before high school was dope for high school.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
So no my d de wedding dates. I was one
sixty five.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
In that Damn that's crazy. I got to rewatch that one.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
I was fucking looking real, good, dude.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Jesus Dick was looking real.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
I was once. I was one sixty five and I
didn't wear smalls. I wore mediums, and those I had
to throw. I had to throw those all away. I
didn't even keep them. I'm like, these are going in
the trash. I'll never get back to this.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I mean, okay, for sure, my my undies are medium,
But like if I buy sweatpants, I'm going small.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
That's not what you just said.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
I know what is ha like, But now that's you
guys have made fun of me. I'm I'm now buy medium. Look,
I'm going online. I'm buying new underwea. I'm gonna start
buying medium underwear. It's fine because you're right. Maybe it's
maybe the smallest too small.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Well wait, you said that you do buy medium. You
said so you lied to us to be cool or something.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
I don't know if you want to see it?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
You want to see my underwear?
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Yeah, you keep talking about it.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
Yeah, you keep talking about it. We'd love to see it, okay, yeah, yeah,
what are you showing? What are you showing? You got
to show us the no, Well, what are the teenage
mutant ninja turtles on your underwear? What it's wearing? Dog?
What are you wearing?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
It's Stance underwear from over seven years ago?
Speaker 5 (25:45):
Years ago? My god, I remember when they gave us
the Stance underwear. Jesus Christ, what are you doing now?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
See that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
When you stretch it see through, I know you can
see my butt crack.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
So but you don't wear small.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
I don't think I wear small. I think I wear
meet all right, Okay, but I wear small sweat pants.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
That's really good to know.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
I wear small sweatpants.
Speaker 5 (26:07):
It's good to know. And what's cool is like I'm
I'm finding myself growing out, and I'm like, I'm not
gonna buy extra large underwear. I'm too I'm too short. Refuse,
I just want I won't wear underwear. I will throw
all my underwear away and just free all the rest
of my life. If if my obesity takes hold.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Do you guys buy things? Do you guys buy aspirational
sized clothing?
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Or am I the only gay guy?
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (26:42):
Girl?
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (26:43):
This this one for my girls.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Tos has this little tube top in the bathroom that
he's like, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get there.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
I'm gonna slide it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Hang it up right there.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
It's got all dust on it, hang a hang in
a prayer.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
But I feel like I've been somewhere where I've been
like I try on the for me, it's usually like
an XL or an L, and I'll be like XL
is just it's too fucking big. But I can't really
fit in that l right now, I'll get there and
some of those.
Speaker 5 (27:14):
Shirts still still hanging.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
There, still hanging there, still got the tags.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah, I'm mine, mineor pants, because my pant game is
crazys just do not fit me. I'm not built for pants.
You know what I'm really excited about is now the
style is like straight legged and like big ass jeans.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
It's getting loosed again.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
I mean it's is it straight leg or is it blousy?
Speaker 5 (27:36):
Yeah? Blousy? But then but then if I wear that,
people are gonna go, oh, he is obese, Like he's
hiding a lot of thighs in there, Like his thighs
are really filling that thing outright.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
They know you're you're you're in movies butt naked, dude,
don't worry. They know what you are, shaped like, they
know what's happening.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
Those were better days, Those were better dude.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
You're fine. But I'm just saying, if you're aspiring to
the large, why not aspire to get in fit into
the extra large? Why not go that way.
Speaker 4 (28:07):
I don't want to be any bigger.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I don't want to get any bigger. That's why I
like when I left, I can't go heavyweights. There you
go because I just do this and then it's sexy.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
It's too big, it's too big for.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
What I want.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Tell that to Arnold Towarzenegger in his career.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
And John Cena at the Oscars.
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Tell that to Christopher Helmsworth.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
Yeah, you know what I got.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
I was doing creatine when we were on tour.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Okay, and like, just that's why you were so angry
with that.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Everyone holding the like extra water weight. I'm like, I
don't want to do that anymore.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Real, just creatine do that? I didn't know.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
That, Yeah, you like retain water in your muscles.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
No, what the hell? Why were you doing creatine on
tour just to get jacked out?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Because I knew I wasn't going to be working out
as much and I wanted like to really kind of
go after it and recover.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
And Okay, I feel like we really were able to
get it on tour. I feel like there's nice hotel, Jim,
so I feel like we were you know.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
This is true.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
But then we sat on airplanes a lot.
Speaker 6 (29:04):
Yeah, a lot, that's true, a lot of airplanes.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
And I don't know, I think I drank a little bit.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Yeah, we might have. We might have drank a bit.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
I think I had a few three am milkshakes, just
poured it on a pizza and folded in a half.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
I can't stop eating.
Speaker 6 (29:23):
Have you ever seen anybody do push ups in like
the aisle of an airplane? Is that frowned against and pond?
Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, I've never seen.
Speaker 5 (29:31):
I haven't seen that. I have seen people like do
walking lunges up and down the aisles?
Speaker 4 (29:38):
Really?
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Was it fucking Gillian Michaels, who is Oh?
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Yeah, I've seen that. I've seen that more than one time.
I've seen that more than one time.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
I'm like, why not bring it, like a little little
weight set onto the airplane and do do some shit
in the aisle?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
How long we have common courtesy?
Speaker 5 (29:57):
I was intoxicate, full on CrossFit work out in the
in the aisle.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Why not have a gym on the airport?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Please?
Speaker 6 (30:04):
I don't understand.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
I don't disagree.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
They should have like a plane you can pay extra
for to like if you're gonna it's a two hour flight, great.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Spin and it's all it's all bands and ship and
spin bikes.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Yeah, yeah, there's one rower.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Can I get a row?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
It's all strapped in you you can put this deep
belt on and do like the rakombit it would be
it'd be fire.
Speaker 7 (30:26):
Well.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
It's like, remember when we did Shark Week and we
were it was the best, dude. They put us on
this like big ass private yacht. It was the best
because it was during COVID and they're like, you can't
stay at hotels, it's too dangerous. We have to put
you on this yacht. We're so sorry, what.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
The Bahamas.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
No, you're gonna have to have three gourmet meals.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
Every day, my god, and snacks, all the drinks you
can have. They had a gym and I tried to
work out in it once and I was like, I'm
gonna fucking kill myself just because it's a little it's
we weren't in like rocky waters, but you're still in
a boat or on a boat, so you're just sort
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of yeah, you know, and you're lifting, you're like trying
to do bench press, and suddenly you're like, ah, fuck,
I'm gonna well that's.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Part of the training, that's part of the core stability.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
Uh yeah, yeah, And that's what I don't have. I
can't stop.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Eating one of my like dumb like like instagram of
myself type memories I have like where I just took
a mental picture was I was doing this jump rope
push up routine on the bow of that yacht overlooking
the Caribbean, and I was like, this is it. You've
peaked here and that's that's that's a rat.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
I remember you doing that. I remember being being like
really hot right now. I remember I remember thinking that, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:52):
I don't stop eating.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
You're right about the little gym.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
It was like cool they had a gym, but it
was very small, and I was like, I guess I'll
go out here, and.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Just I thought you were like hoping the camera coop
would kind of like kind of like catch that moment,
like you were kind of camera coo. I'm gonna go
out back and like just kind of jump rope and
do some do some free weights. Uh, don't film.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Then I have my mic on. I have my mic on.
Speaker 6 (32:23):
Yeah, I'm just gonna keep my mic off.
Speaker 5 (32:26):
I didn't bother turning it off.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Like I sense Blake coming for me and he's stumblest
words and I just seize on that.
Speaker 4 (32:32):
Oh yeah, camic coo.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Yeah for sure.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
If the camera coop is anywhere near me, uh so
the chemic.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Cool I can't stop easy.
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Oh man, do you think they're gonna invite us back
to Shark Week or you think we're done there?
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Dude, I don't know. I think I think we might
be done, because I mean, I've I've done it a
few times. But then they pivoted and now they're going
with the jackass guys and they he did it like
to two or three years in a row now and
one guy got like attacked by a shark, which you got.
You remember, they kept telling us so like in our
twenty five year history or however long, no one's ever
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been bit by a shark. So you guys are safe,
don't worry about it because we're free diving, or we're
in scuba's tanks, but we're we're diving.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
I got a tax.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
But with sharks, there's no cage. We're just with sharks,
they're everywhere. Yeah, Dr Scott, Yes, he got nibbled by
the tiniest shark, but fertious ferocious, but he did sort of.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
And then we definitely thought Mama shark. Yeah, what a
shit show that moment was, oh man. But dude, also,
they're not doing it that way anymore anyway. So I'm
not even sure. I would love to go back and
forth from the hotel to a smaller boat where I'm
for sureg in a bar.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
The big yacht we.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Were on, they had like the stabilizer joint.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
It was perfect.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
We lost.
Speaker 5 (33:56):
That was money. It was money.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
Another great thing about that engineer or disease COVID. Thank
you so much.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Thank you so much, thank you whoever engineered it. Thank you.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
I love yeah that it was. It was in that
moment that we thought the mama shark was gonna come
attack that I saw Durs's physical prowess, his athleticism firsthand,
and it was astonishing.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
He was behind it.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
You can't swim on top of the water, right because
if you splash, that's why sharks attack because they're like,
what is that thing floundering? I'm gonna I'm gonna take
a nib and so you're trying to swim under the waters.
Was like a fucking dolphin, dude, and we were just with, uh.
We weren't scuba diving, we were just uh. At this time,
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Dur swam under Yeah. Yeah, he swam underneath me and
I just saw him like dolphin kick like and then
jumped up onto the deck the platfor for him, like
without the ladder. He got on there. So it was
wild dank.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
I was like uh.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
And then a little bit I was like he's he's
he is leaving me to die.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
But I did say go go, go, go go go.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
You got this. He said, you got this.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
Underwater, You're like through, So I know you're not gonna die.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Because the whole week they as you're saying, they're like,
you guys, be fine.
Speaker 4 (35:26):
I'm like, there's no way.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
And then whenever they talked about tiger sharks, they were
like it was a whole different conversation where they're.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Like, so there's a tiger shark. Do not see it
like you see it? They do eat people.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
And so when I was fully attacked by it, at
least a one and a half foot baby tiger shark.
Speaker 5 (35:43):
Yeah, why, you know, super aggressed. But the baby guess
what you know, who's near the baby?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Mama, mama, And.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
So I don't know if that's how sharks work, but no,
he told this story for every I think they do's like, no,
that's not for me. No, some moms do not hang
around there, Blake.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Sorry to take that back. I was partying with your
mom on your fortieth birthday just a few weeks back.
Speaker 6 (36:08):
My mom, My mom was real.
Speaker 4 (36:10):
She told me that night she would kill for you.
Speaker 5 (36:12):
Actually, yeah, she kept saying that night. She actually kept
saying allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
But the end, the whole thing was that we come
to the surface after like kicking the little thing away,
a little little guy away, and everyone on the the.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Stern of the boat.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Baby, She's like, you guys, we gotta go.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
You gotta get out of the water, Get out of
the water.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
All of us, I think shared the same thought where
it's like, oh, mama, shark. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And we for sure with the with the intensity and
their voices, it was so intense. We were like it
was so insane. There really was.
Speaker 4 (36:44):
And then we all get to the back of the boat.
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
We just we need to break for lunch.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
It's lunch, going to meal penalty, yeah, And and this
yacht costs a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (36:54):
We can't go over. Brother, you gotta you gotta go
eat lunch right now. When you're filming for people that
don't know when you're filming, if you don't cut for lunch,
because it's like a union show, you bought it then,
and then everyone gets like time and a half or
whatever the penalty is, and so the production.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
You have to pay for the next fifteen minutes. Yeah,
even if you go over by two seconds.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
So the production company never wants to do that because
it costs them a ton of money. So then it's
always this biggest deal to be like, Okay, we gotta
get it. We want to get this, but we didn't know.
They're just like, okay, out of the water, out of water,
come out, come out, and we're swimming like fucking lunatics.
I've never swam faster in my life.
Speaker 6 (37:36):
I wonder how many of the takes that are used
in Hollywood are right before a meal penalty Like when
I bet they just just really slay it.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Yeah, just everyone just dials in. They're like, we have
to Niepenheimer.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Every shot is right before lunch.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Hey, he's the chilly and we're gonna do the the
big monologue.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
Right before lunch, mate, you got fifteen or or he's
calling a lot of little meals.
Speaker 5 (38:00):
He's like, we're not doing a full lunch break. We're
gonna do a lot of It's a snack. It's a
snack type movie. He's always screaming meal penalties.
Speaker 6 (38:11):
No and Dursey. It's not silly, and it's isn't it Killian?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
You're killing me? It's silly, mate.
Speaker 5 (38:16):
Well, I've been saying Killian, it's Killian, because that was
the whole joke Jimmy Kimmel said.
Speaker 6 (38:24):
When he does no, don't be a dick about it,
say it's Killian. Wrong, it's not silly and all right.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
We were genuinely angry about that, though when we got
up there, we were like, so, don't do that. We've
never been around sharks. You get to share it, scaring
the ship out of us.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
I was very scared. Yeah, I was a little scared
in that point.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
Do you think that the reason Killian won the oscar
was because we were on that that flight with him
to New York?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
There's no doubt my mind.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
I wasn't on a fight with him. You guys are
really Oh.
Speaker 6 (39:03):
When we were going to New York for that This
is Important live tour, we were on a fight with
Killian and omar At So.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Damn dude, it was studded.
Speaker 5 (39:15):
Dude, that's a studded flight.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
It was, yeah, and shout out to Killian's friend who
was with with the feet just up on the wall.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
She was just like, yeah, she had her feet on
the ceiling.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
I was like, somebody's doing some wall lunges up here.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
Well, that's why they need to have a gym in
the back.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
I do that too a little bit though, because I
hate the bullkhead. I hate the bullhead?
Speaker 6 (39:37):
What is that the.
Speaker 5 (39:40):
Very first seat? They called that the bullhead?
Speaker 4 (39:41):
You know what, I hate paying for things. I'm not
stealing stuff. It's rules at him.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
Because you can't stretch out your legs and my legs.
They like, well, you know, I got some bad legs.
I got some real doodoo legs. If I can't stretch
them out, they'll cramp up and it's a whole fucking thing.
Yeah I will. I don't like that about myself, but
I'll put my feet up there. I will.
Speaker 6 (40:02):
Okay, I just kinda I just like shoes on or off.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
The shoes are on, the shoes are.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
On, socks on or off. This is the shoes off.
Speaker 5 (40:10):
This is the shoes and socks off. Yeah. Oh well
that's a no no. Yeah yeah, that's a no no.
Speaker 6 (40:16):
You gotta kind of keep your shoes on on the plane, right,
I mean, yeah, I have been known to take them
off and just go.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
If I'm just shoes off, I think is okay, socks off?
Speaker 4 (40:25):
His next level, no socks off.
Speaker 5 (40:27):
The socks have to stay on. I've seen I've seen
Isaac go take it and he's just wearing flip flops
like a fucking lunic.
Speaker 6 (40:36):
He doesn't even wear underwear. That dude is fucking weird as.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
It is a fowl, Isaac sucks blake.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
You prefer wearing shorts on a airplane run?
Speaker 6 (40:44):
I do. I like to wear like a loose fitting
pair of umbros and then longer socks. And why I
get hot, I run hot, and you can go ahead.
Speaker 1 (40:54):
I'm gonna go get a snack. You can go ahead
for five minutes.
Speaker 6 (40:57):
I just find that planes get a little hot, and
I just I.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Feel like they get cold really interesting, and I run hot.
Speaker 5 (41:05):
Yeah, I always go. I layer up. I'm wearing a
hoodie and then and then I could take the hoodie
off where it is a little blankie, right, hoodie is
a little blanky.
Speaker 6 (41:16):
I like to have something where I can completely cover
my head because I don't want I don't want people
taking pictures or videos of me sleeping. I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
They can still do that, it just won't see your fabit.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
No one has ever done that except for I do.
I've done it like a dozen times every flight I've
taken with you. I take photos and videos of you sleeping.
Speaker 6 (41:36):
Yes, and that is why you.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Think someone can't take a picture of you. And just like,
look how dumb Blake Anderson looks with this hoodie up.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Yeah, but how famous do you think you are that
everyone's just trying to get some Blake Anderson footy every
every day. The seventy eight year old woman sitting next
to you from Eugene, Oregon's like, I gotta get it.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
No, it's not even about there doing it because I'm
a famous person. It's because when I sleep, I look
so ugly that they're like, I gotta get it.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I don't know what's happening now, Blake, stop it.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
No, Blake, I think you're a little bit of a
hot sleeper.
Speaker 6 (42:08):
Adam's right, is like, I just don't want to know.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
I don't want to know, bitch.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
I don't want video me with my mouth open and
my eyes closed.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Oh so now you think people want to take videos?
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Okay, video picture I want no media as an ego maniac.
Speaker 6 (42:24):
I want no media of me like this.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah, you put the me in media, that's what that's
for sure.
Speaker 6 (42:31):
Okay, I'll give you a point, thank you.
Speaker 1 (42:34):
Yeah, so you get hot on a plane, and it
does start out hot on a plane, but it gets it.
Speaker 6 (42:40):
Freezing really hot. Well, and that's when, especially.
Speaker 4 (42:43):
When the door flies off.
Speaker 6 (42:45):
The airplane and they tend to do that.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
And rips your shirt off and you and you do
this when we're going to New York in December and
you're wearing umbros. You're wearing like soccer shorts in soccer shirts.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, bro, yeah yeah, but no, what he's thinking is thinking,
notice me, SIMPI.
Speaker 7 (43:03):
Notice me, Notice me.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
You're from California, so you don't I mean, Isaac will
do this too sometime and Kyle, uh, you guys will
just like not plan for the weather even a little
bit because you assume it's going to be seventy degrees.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Yeah, because they never left California. They don't know there's
other climates.
Speaker 6 (43:22):
But also, you know what, it's never as cold as
you guys claim it is. You're like, oh, you better
be careful, it's cold out here.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
It's minus what didn't those three guys freeze to death
outside Kansas City when we were.
Speaker 6 (43:32):
Did they I don't know, fake news to me?
Speaker 5 (43:35):
Didn't me where that is? Did they freeze it up? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
It was like it was like a party of the
day of that Super Cold Chiefs game.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
Oh yes, no they are. They got like frostbitescept like
thirteen people had to like cut off like limbs in
Buffalo Jesus, right.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
But like three dudes died mysteriously in some guy's backyard too.
Speaker 6 (43:52):
Well, that might not be Oh that's right.
Speaker 5 (43:54):
They like said they were leaving and then they found
them just in the in the backyard.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Wait what Yeah, I don't know what happened, and I
don't know.
Speaker 6 (44:01):
That seems that seems like gazy.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Well that's the whole thing. I think it was kind
of like what happened here and a lot of like.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Yeah, well maybe they were like so drunk they were like,
let's nap in this backyard.
Speaker 1 (44:14):
Honestly, I'm like that could have been us.
Speaker 6 (44:16):
Yeah, all three later we make it five duds.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
It's I'm actually so surprised that we haven't died died
some workloholics.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
If anything, those dudes fucking trow down, like if you're gonna.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
Go those guys are Yeah, they're party animals for sure.
Speaker 6 (44:39):
There's zero possible way that I will ever allow myself
to freeze to death. Okay, I'm gonna find a way
to get warm, trust all right.
Speaker 9 (44:49):
I love that guy in the friendly But dude, I thought, dude, okay, sure,
but no, you run hot and you're fine with the
cold you wear, umbros.
Speaker 6 (44:59):
That's I'm saying. You're never gonna catch me freezing because
I run hot and if I start to get cold,
I'm gonna find a way to warm up.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
Oh okay, You're gonna find a way.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
It's just how you say it.
Speaker 5 (45:10):
We gotta believe it. Yeah, you put a little extra
sauce on the fon.
Speaker 6 (45:14):
Whether I'm hugging my bros or what. I will find
a way to warm.
Speaker 5 (45:18):
Like the skin to skin, whether I'm climbing inside of
my bros.
Speaker 6 (45:23):
Yeah, it's actually way warmer if we all take our
clothes off and hug with no shirts on, skin to skin,
it actually is.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
You cut someone open and climbing side.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
I thought, just like he's inserting his dick inside of
one of us.
Speaker 6 (45:39):
Maybe that's I was saying, maybe it is the backshots that.
Speaker 5 (45:47):
My dad likes to tell a story about it. It's like, yeah,
one time, mom, he's gonna love this. One time we're
at sleep away camp for boy Scouts and Jesus we're camp.
We were in a tent and Jesus Christ, it was
cold and uh uh, my my buddy for he had
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a summertime sleeping bag. So he's freezing. I think he's
gonna die. And so I'm like, all right, you can
get in my sleeping bag. He climbs into my sleeping bag.
You guys freezing me out. I'm like, Jesus Christ, we're
gonna die out here. And then we had to strip
down into our underwear to keep each other warm, and
so we slept that way the rest of the night.
(46:33):
So if you're ever for hypothermia reasons, you gotta strip
down and get in there. And I mean, even as
a little kid, I'm like, this is an insane story
that you tell me all the time. I was always
coaching me to strip down in my.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Buddy for when you have a baby, you gotta pretend
you're breastfeeding totally.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
I've been groomed for so long.
Speaker 6 (46:58):
Nothing other than hype both for me a reason. Sometimes
you gotta take your shirt off and lay in the
sleeping bag with your best bro. Okay, I think this is.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
A story your dad had where he's like he was
gonna take it to the grave, but then he just
thought it would be better to get it off his
chest to somebody else young who doesn't understand it.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
And you're like, yeah, okay, that sure, or you just
keep your clothes on, and you told me this a lot. Actually, yeah,
this is the story that you keep bringing back.
Speaker 6 (47:24):
Yeah, but am I alive? Did I survive the night?
Speaker 5 (47:26):
Yes, yes I did.
Speaker 6 (47:28):
That's why I'm here today.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
Anyway, Then the story is here's your dad and here's
your don't happened, but this is also your dad.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
My two days we mixed what I didn't ask everyone almost.
Speaker 6 (47:47):
Doing it to wait what Yeah? We uh we started
in a little while, shook it up and.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
It's like a centrifuge. You put it in a centrifuge.
Speaker 6 (47:57):
And yeah, man, just like uh, pr it's crazy, it's
bends it.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
You ever see Grimlins the New Batch?
Speaker 6 (48:04):
You gotta try it sometime with your boy. Anyway, real quick,
what was my two dads? The TV show about was
that about two dads who loved each other? Or was
it like what was the premise?
Speaker 1 (48:18):
I think it was the roommates yea were like a
judge like made them take care of some kid, and
it was like Paul Riser, who was like straight laced,
and then some cool hot artist guy.
Speaker 6 (48:31):
Oh, here we go, she's quick.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Oh Anna super quick. Joey and Michael, who fought over
the same woman thirteen years ago now have upon her death,
been awarded joint custody of her daughter. Oh wow, okay,
all right from step by step beat who might be
either of theirs? So okay, So that's how they and
how do the men settle their problems with a praternity
(48:53):
to test? No way. Instead, they all move in together
to raise Nicole as a two dead nuclear family under
the watchful eye of the family Court judge. Dad and
dads and daughter adjust to their new situation. Do you
remember the judge.
Speaker 1 (49:08):
The judge would always come over to the house and
it was always just swinging that. Yeah, the.
Speaker 4 (49:16):
Blake or Adams where your dad?
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Adam?
Speaker 4 (49:18):
Yeah, I could see that you play like a teenager?
Speaker 5 (49:21):
Yeah? Who always that I grow my hair out flu
and I'm always going to fucking get out of here.
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Last night. Last night was the movie.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
Dad, Well, what's going You have a list? Your kid
has a list.
Speaker 6 (49:36):
That's you. You would be more like this, Okay, Blake.
Speaker 4 (49:42):
Don't give Adam readings please.
Speaker 5 (49:44):
Yeah, doing my own thing. Yeah, I have my own
character that I'm building.
Speaker 4 (49:48):
You don't like Blake wants to be the kid?
Speaker 5 (49:51):
Are you trying to the artist? Are you trying to
because out of the three of us, are the only
one who's never directed the thing.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
So I just some stuff. You just haven't seen it?
What I just haven't seen it?
Speaker 4 (50:02):
I'm not telling directions on Betty Crocker Box.
Speaker 6 (50:06):
I'm not I'm not telling, bro, I'm not telling. Okay.
Speaker 5 (50:12):
The eighties, the eighties and nineties were absolutely wild. Yeah,
every every every idea was gold. Yeah, like that already
right there, gold money, money in the bank, No hole.
The judge comes over all the judge is a good
friend kind of swings over and is he a good
friend or is he gonna blow this whole thing up? Yeah,
somebody's gonna swing over for a noonday snack.
Speaker 6 (50:35):
Yeah, you know, of all the characters, why the fuck
is the judge always popping in shouldn't be like Asi.
Speaker 1 (50:42):
No, no, no, that's because you're getting into like the
intricacies of the government and the Hey, don't get me,
don't get me started on the bureaucracy.
Speaker 4 (50:49):
Okay, we don't want.
Speaker 5 (50:52):
We do not want to get started.
Speaker 4 (50:53):
Okay, it should be the judge to go over there.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
We don't need all this red tape.
Speaker 5 (50:57):
Need get the judge.
Speaker 4 (50:59):
And I was one of where my money's going.
Speaker 6 (51:01):
I want the Judge spin off. I bet that's cool,
where the Judge is just going house to house.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
Like they spun off a lot of shows back then.
There's a lot of spinning off. Yeah, they were always spinning.
Speaker 6 (51:11):
Let's get the Judge spin off.
Speaker 5 (51:12):
Okay, well we'll take it to uh one judge her mom. Plus,
I'm sure they have the rights to it those pitches.
Any take backs, any apologies in that dumb thing you said?
The dumb things?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Can you take it back?
Speaker 6 (51:31):
What I was one point to? There? Are you kidding me? Okay,
do you want to take back what the did you
already delete the breastfeeding video?
Speaker 5 (51:41):
I'm keeping it up out of spie.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Now that's a that's a double down.
Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, you got a double triple down. I'm gonna switch
to my next child. I'm gonna have two, and he's
gonna be like four, and then the other child is
gonna be on there. It's gonna be a whole thing.
It's gonna be my new brand is breastfeeding.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
Oh you know what you're reminding me. I think there
is somebody. I think there is some news story about
a guy who was breastfeeding his kids.
Speaker 5 (52:07):
It's science, but that's not possible.
Speaker 1 (52:11):
I know, I no, I know, but I think he was.
He was saying he's a woman and wasn't making milk,
but like still wanted to breastfeed. I think that's in
the news.
Speaker 4 (52:20):
So Adam, horrible time.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
So Adam, that's what I was doing. For sure, that's
what I was doing.
Speaker 6 (52:29):
Bad timing, dude.
Speaker 5 (52:31):
Well, dude, I will say. There are like fake titties
you could buy that dad doesn't wear, which is hilarious.
Speaker 6 (52:38):
I think I took a pair on tour.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
Oh you did.
Speaker 6 (52:40):
Maybe maybe they'll show up in Atlantic City.
Speaker 5 (52:45):
I'm so stoked for this. It's going to be a blast.
Speaker 6 (52:48):
Oh it's gonna be wheels off, baby, let's go now.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
I guess I thought it was near New York, but
it's at the it's at the bottom of New Jersey.
Speaker 6 (52:58):
Yeah, it's more Jersey brouh. It's far.
Speaker 5 (53:00):
It's a little far away. I've been to Atlantic City
once and had a great time, and I think we
are gonna have a blast once again with my boys.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
So it's on it's underwater.
Speaker 5 (53:12):
Right, that's Atlantis that is.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
Oh can I do my swim move again?
Speaker 7 (53:18):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (53:18):
I thought we were pulling up to Atlanta.
Speaker 5 (53:20):
You guys were thinking it was an underwater like aerials there,
like I thought I was about to Yeah.
Speaker 6 (53:26):
Yeah, I wanted to fit around with sebast Or, like
the dude with the little fins on his feet from
Black Panther two.
Speaker 1 (53:32):
I'm trying to fly around like that.
Speaker 5 (53:33):
Obviously, that sucks that it is. It's all on land
as far as I know everything is, and I.
Speaker 1 (53:41):
Guess I'll kick it with you guys.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
Yes, it's all oxygen breathers, so it's it's all on
land in the air. But it's still really cool. I
think you guys are gonna like it.
Speaker 6 (53:51):
I can't wait to see the TII faction of Atlantic
City pulling up.
Speaker 5 (53:55):
Baby, you know they're going to roll through.
Speaker 1 (53:58):
Shout out to hard rock for like letting us take over.
They're got if I don't get a hard rock letter jacket.
Speaker 5 (54:06):
Oh maybe that's the thing. Maybe that's the fun thing
that we do as a couple of wild boys off
off the leash for a one day getaway. We all
treat ourselves to hard rock Atlantic City letterman Jack and
what is go?
Speaker 1 (54:22):
And is the because if it's seven hundreds, hey, there's
no way we're doing it.
Speaker 6 (54:28):
No way I'm getting it, No sir, I think no, no, no, no,
I think five is.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
As far as there's gonna go to a jacket. I'm
going to throw away.
Speaker 5 (54:40):
No no, no, I'm spending.
Speaker 4 (54:42):
I'm kidding. I will get it framed. I will have
you guys sign it and.
Speaker 5 (54:46):
Frame exactly put it. We're all going to sign it
and we're gonna frame it to commemorate this event. Put
it behind you like there's nothing. Your setup, Yeah, I
will say it sucks. It's a bad setup.
Speaker 4 (54:58):
You have to have a good one.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
I got kicked out in my office. I gotta I'll
put something.
Speaker 5 (55:02):
Yeah, you gotta.
Speaker 4 (55:04):
I gotta folder from second grade.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
It's kind of cool.
Speaker 6 (55:06):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
Is that garbage kids? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (55:10):
I love the garbage kids, love them, put the kids
back in the pale so much TV.
Speaker 5 (55:16):
It's kind of the best. This age is, like, I
understand it's gonna be get real hectic, but right now
it's kind of the best. You just sort of sit
on the couch, you hold them a lot, you feed
him with a bottle with not of my city. It
was a joke.
Speaker 4 (55:33):
Unless it's too far away.
Speaker 6 (55:35):
For sure, Jesus.
Speaker 5 (55:38):
Yeah, so it's it's it's kind of dope. No take
back any giveaways, No, no.
Speaker 1 (55:44):
That giving away jackets in Atlantic City.
Speaker 6 (55:46):
Be there, if you're there, you might with your native jacket,
absolutely all right.
Speaker 5 (55:54):
But that was another episode.
Speaker 7 (55:55):
Of me SIMPI notice me.
Speaker 5 (56:04):
Yeah, Hey, guys, guess what huge news. This is important
as going back on the road on Friday, April nineteenth,
that's right, for twenty eight myself, Blake and Honors are
(56:27):
hitting the hard Rock Casino Hotel and Casino in Atlantic
City to bring TII Nation another live show. Is it
the last one ever?
Speaker 6 (56:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (56:37):
Possibly. Tickets are available now at hard Rock Hotel Atlantic
City dot com, or you can go to the link
in our bio on our at pot important Instagram page.
Get your tickets now. Because they gonna sell out come
party with US in Atlantic City
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