April 2, 2024 • 54 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:46):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
This is important. I would love to marry either of you.
And this guy comes in and he's stressed like a
fucking bozo.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The clown dude. He just is wearing like leather trash
bag pants.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
If they appreciate you, they'll give you another piggy buckle up.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Blake, Is that is that t Kelse right there? That's
kes Hell.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I mean when you hang around with the best podcasts, you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Know, trickle down the best podcast and the Funniest.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, they won, they won Best Podcasts. We won Funniest.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
We hate to bring its the way.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
They should also come on our podcast. It's weird that
they haven't reached out. It's honestly weird.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, I'm gonna come. They should come on our podcast.
That would go viral.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's the the what the second or the third and
fourth guests? The first one my dad and my child
who just ran Yeah, like, do this with your hands?
Damn it?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Adam pulled it away. That's cool. We kind of do
a little. This feels right.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You know, you're doing it with the opposite hands.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Am I?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
No? No, no, he was right, Am I opposite? It's
left hand to your head.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh I was right hand to the head. Mine's my right.
It's cool. It's like the professor Xavier post I like,
why are we flipped? How is this something that's real? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
How is it flipped?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I think Zoom flips you. You can go into your
options and you can flip your screen. So some one
of us is flipped. I durs I think it's you.
I think it's you. No, I think you're flipped. No,
because look at the right because you can read the
right the writings on the wallpad, I think Adam slipped. No, Adam,
I think you're the flipped one.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, because my my dimple is on my left side
and this left hand.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Well, this is my left hand, this is my right hand.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Is it? Am? I flipped?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Wow? A little flipped?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
How do I flip back?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Dude? Is that your rap name now?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Or I? Also? I also have been accused of.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
The funniest podcast already.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Got me started off? Hot hot, hot hot? So I am.
I am one month into having a child, so father fatherhood? Yeah,
one month over it?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Are you over it? Yeah, you're done so far.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'm not over it yet. I'm not over it yet, Okay, cool.
Still enjoying it?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, I do. I really enjoy it, dude, It's nice.
What's nice about it? Is like I'm I'm like an
away dad, a working dad. Sorry, I'm leaving, I'm leaving
the house.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Is that a genre I can pull and like use
their stay at home dads and then there stay away dads?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, stay away right now? I must stay away dad
because I'm having meetings and stuff up in La So
I have to drive up there. I have doctor's pointments,
that kind of thing. So for the past four or
five days, I've gone up to La to do ship.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
That's cool. You just have to say, sweetheart, I have
another doctor's appointment.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I got I gotta go, you know, shit, and dude,
and I'm and I'm like, from my back is all
fucked up, and my hips and everything, you know, you know,
all my ailments.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard about it.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So I added another specialist. What yeah, another one, and
Chloe's like, very cool, another one. So another appointment because
I'm doing all this stuff. But it's not because I
dislike hanging with the child. I do really love love him.
I love him.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Seems like you're overcompent.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Are you convincing? Yeah, it seems like you're convincing yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I do no, no, no, it's nice to uh. I
will say, it's nice to be away for a minute
and then come back and realize you just have this
like dope little baby to hang out with. That's really fun.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, it's fun, man, I love this for you. It's
really great.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, isn't it fun? I mean, you know, Blake, you
got a two year old at home. It's not like
that far off, you know, it's kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I also have to just give it two years.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
We have kids that are I believe only ten days
apart or something like that.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh my gosh, something they're gonna have rape? Are they
gonna have like birthdays together? Throw big ragers, double beating.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well it was news to me. I think we're doing
Easter egg hunt at my house.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh my god, Dad life Christianity and I got and Adam,
you're you guys are invited if you want to come up.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I was gonna call you and say when can.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
We get down there and meet little uh bow off
the richter scare of them?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Really?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Uh yeah, no, I for sure, for sure should come
up and do. I'm excited to do exactly that I
was thinking today about like his first birthday and how
like send little flyers out like bo Bo's ragers, first ranger,
you know, and then we all just get black out
drunk with our children.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeahah, dude, that's what the first birthday is about. Yea
is for the parents. The first birthday of the first
kid is huge. We had like seventy five people, we had,
We had Aerosmith play. It was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You remain Yeah, I do feel first birthday you gotta
do like fireworks, like oh yeah, the first Yeah, because
that birthday. You know what, who is for?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Where's the baby?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's for mom? Yeah, it's for mom. Throw a party
in her honor.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, it's for the community. It's you know, it takes
a village. Yeah, you know, so it's it's for us.
I'll bring a buzzball biggie to the park, don't you
worry about.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh, you're gonna treat me to a biggie.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, I got a biggie with your name.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I do love the idea of you showing up with
a buzz ball.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And then like Adam's like, here.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Let's switch. You take the baby.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'll just go put the buzz ball in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
And then like forty five minutes later, he's he's he's
holding the buzzball kind of shaking.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It and he's like shaking it, patting. It's on on
his butt. Baby's in the fridge. Yeah, just not looking.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Baby's been in the fridge.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Baby's in the fridge. Yeah, that's a sick coom. That's
a Workaholics episode. No, that's that's a sick com I'll
tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Hell yeah, what's that? What's that baby getting into? Probably
my what energy?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
He comes out just fucking sto ready to party. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Do you mix a little zoa in with the milk?
Get that baby going?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well? I I sneak zoa into Chloe's drinks, so it's
coming through the breast miltain.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Right, good, that's dope.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And Blake, just so we before we go through done
the line. What are you sneaking into yours?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah? What are you sneaking into two women's drinks?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Blake?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Just pre work out?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, good, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I'm sneaking in post workout way way protein?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah yeah, bro, this is some really way milk man.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well so yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But it's it's better to do when they are breastfeeding.
So kudos to you, Adam.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Your boobs are huge. Well yeah, I wanted to go
through the whole process because he could only the big rule,
you know, because I had pickles out and I was like,
maybe we feed him a pickle and Chloe's like, you
can't feed him pickle, right, I'm like, no pickle?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Uh yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You can like just like let them stick their tongue
out and like drag the pickle, so they're.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Like, yeah, yeah, like a lemon.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I don't think you could do that with a true newborn.
I think you have to wait until I mean, I
don't know, dude, two months, three months, six months?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Hey blake, when did a turn into such a pussy? Yeah,
come on, prank your baby, dude. You didn't do anything
for April Fools.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Come on, yeah, baby do eggs epic baby pranks.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
It's hey, I'm Adam Debine and this is baby preaks.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
As a new father, Adam, have you thought not that
you should have or would have. I just remember one
of the funniest things I've ever seen was in Jackass,
probably the TV show where they put like a fake
baby on the.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Roof of a car. Oh shit, yeah, like in like
a little.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Carrier, And then they got in the car and drove away,
and everyone around would be like, your baby's on the roof,
and it was out of control because you just saw
like true.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Hysteria, true panic.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
And then I became a dad and I was like,
this isn't funny at all. Yeah, I thought you were
gonna say, I gotta try it. Oh man, it's a
it's a good one.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, because you see like true.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
People's most purest.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, I mean it's fucked. You're like your baby.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Is on the roof car.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It is next next level and it's just sliding around
like a cup of coffee. Have you ever I've drove
all the way you know where I where I lived,
all the way off the little peninsula.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Go ahead, we're gonna scroll his address around across the bottom. Yeah,
everybody at home knows where he lived.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, all the way up to the top of the hill,
and you know where I live. That's a long drive.
That's a few miles, sure, and it's but it's a
straight shot. There's no turns. The cup of coffee stayed.
It just stayed right there. And it was one I was.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Going to stop, like way up the hill on that incline.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, and this is a good time to say, we're
brought to you by Yettie tumbler, send us all your
ship goodbye.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I should have sat as my zoa energy blew it.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Well, of course, And you got to keep that in
a yetti tumbler. It's the yetti tumbler, the thing that
everybody was like flipping out on. No, these are Stanley cups.
What the fuck is this? What happened? I know where
the like two thousand lakes in this issue? But what
the fuck was that about Instagram? The algorithm?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It work? Yeah, the algorithm worked perfectly, Damn. I mean
I'd like read a little something about it and uh,
their sales went up, like yes, it was something my
fucking crazy let's go. It was this new CEO and
he came in and his big idea was making a
giant tumbler. That was it, just one big ass one,
(10:44):
and for whatever reason, it took hold at every mom.
It's like Beanie Baby style. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, the moms have like shelves on shelves on shelves,
Like teenage girls are like scrapping at school because they
don't have the best one.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Gotta collect them all, dude. And like a lot of
families have like in disarray because they can't afford Now,
they can't afford diapers because moms have too many Stanley's.
Just a wall of Stanley's and they're running out of
gas on the way to the way to school. It's
really sad. It's really sad. The addiction yea that being
said brought to you by Stanley Stanley cups.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, it is wild. It's crazy. It just shows you
how like malleable we are. Yeah, but all it did
was like keep beverages like hot or cold. Right, It's
just a fucking cup, right?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, Blake, what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I mean, what do you think? What else is there
to do with?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
What was so special about this? I just dude, It's
like Levi's jeans, They're just for your legs, right, yeah, Well,
there's lots of styles. Well I guess the Stanley cup
is like one style. Right, It's got a little handle on.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
It's just a brand. It's brand equity. It's a brand.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Is it like indistructible? Why am I am I buying
this thing? Why are you yelling at us? Because I'm
fucking pissed?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Now? Wow?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I honestly think that it's it's a fine cup. It's
less expensive than Yetti, which I think is probably is
it perfectly priced? Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
And you know she's a good product.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
They're really made.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Well you see us really went Yeti's what's what's your
do with? YETI? Right now? You really want? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Are you a Yetti guy?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I got a couple of stuff I got I got
I got stuff, but like Yeti's very expensive. That's a
some people are just not going to spend that kind
of money on a fucking tumbler or whatever we're calling
these things.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Sure, is that true? Is it more expensive than Stanley?
Danley's are a little cheaper, and you know that for
a fact.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, I thought Stanley was more expensive.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
But how expensive is a fucking Yetti cup? What the hell?
My cup game?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Their price just right for the quality of the product.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I don't use cups like do you not ever put
anything in stacks of red cups?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I drink from my hands, pour it in my hand
for a dome.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, I know you just used plastic, right glass? You're
straight plastics and plastics? Yes, I I one used plastics.
He's one used. She's throwing him out every every time.
Have to have a straw, have to have two straws,
a couple of two or three straws?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Ye, double lig And.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Our producers do a price comp on on Stanley and Yetti.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Hey, Well let's do do you guys want to play
the price is right or something? And you like guess
the over under?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Hey, Blake, I would love to.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, I think Stanley cups are seven dollars cheaper than.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yetti seven dollars. That's huge. Yetti is sixty five Doyetti.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yetti sixty four ounce, and that's a big sixty.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Five dollars, dude, Come on.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That's a big bitch. And that's sixty five Stanley sixty
four ounce is sixty but that Jesus crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Give me a little love.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I said seven dollars, and you said, and they're five last.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Time I checked. Five is pretty close to so.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But also, hey, dude, if you're spending all right, well
I'm getting mad if I'm Yetti. If you're spending now,
I'm pissing out. If you're spending sixty five dollars, or
if you're spending sixty dollars for Stanley, just five more bucks.
If you're spending sixty already, five more bucks, if you're
spending sixty, if you're spending twenty and five more bucks,
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that's aholl thing.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
But what Stanley did Yetti was kind of like a
dad's who want quality products, and like mom, you want
to have like the nicest shit.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Stanley was like, take my Yetti to the construction site.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Well, Stanley was for construction it's been around forever, I guess,
but they started marking it to the kids, and then
the kids were like, I gotta have it, And then
the moms were like, this is the cool hot shit.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I want that too.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
And then there's some dad who's probably had it for
fifty years who's just like, y'all ain't got this.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
This retro right ro back.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh yes, it's sort of like when my dad was
just like covered in carhart his entire life and now
just you know, working for the railroad his whole life.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
That sh it's important.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And now he if he wore his like workoutfit, he'd
be considered like mad fashionable.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Oh yeah, he could just go through like soho in
full work gear and.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Someone be like, I take your pictures blog, I wasted
overalls in a handkerchief around his neck.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Come on, yeah, but that guy's that guy's looking cool.
They're like, do you play for Mumford and Sons? What's
going on?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Right? Oh my god, this is the lead singer of
Mumford and Son. Oh my god, that's Mumford.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
This is Mumford him.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
So you the dad or one of the sons, are
you Andy Mumford? I don't know if that.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
It could be the Stanley Quenchers. Maybe I should buy one.
They'll send you one.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh, I had a big celebsiding dude.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Okay, Dennis Rodman, what are we talking about? You see
us all the time, Adam, Seriously, I.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Mean I'm having I'm having some big ones. I I
ran into Mark Wahlberg a few weeks back, and uh,
and now I'm running into motherfucking Kanye West.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh what is this the same person as the multi
hyphen The multi hyphen is this?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah? But the crazy part is is I saw a
guy come in and he was dressed like a fucking buffoon.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Come in to where your home?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Where was no?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
No, no, I was at the chateau my mom. Hollywood,
big dude. I love going there. I know it's like
kind of bougie.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
That's where you're meeting your specialist.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah. Yeah, that's why I can't get my my body worked.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
One.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I bet I made you do I uh because it's
so it's so Hollywood, it's so cool and like classic.
But so I'm there having this meaning and this guy
comes in and he's dressed like a fucking bozo. The
clown dude, he just is wearing like leather trash bag
pants and they're like very very blousy, and then a
(16:55):
tank top, black tank top with a puffy vest, but
his like bellies kind of showing.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
So far.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I'm entering this into my AI engine and.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
A diamond crucifix with his braids were in the back
were parted like one and one, and then very thick
black sunglasses. It's very dark in there. I know for
a fact he couldn't see.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Shehit just runs into a wall.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I'm not kidding you when I say I was like,
look at this guy. I said him, like what he's
dressed like such a fucking idiot. It looks like he
was dressed by Kanye West. And then me and the
guy was having the meeting with kind of chuckled. Not
a great joke, but I was being like he honestly did.
And then he proceeded to sit down in no less
than four chairs. He tested different chairs in the I
(17:49):
thought he laid across four chairs. That's a boss move,
That's what I was thinking, like cheerleader style. Yeah. No,
he he like went to one table, sat for like
a minute, got up, went to another table, was like
shaking his head no, like looking at the table and stuff,
went to another table, and then finally found the table,
which obviously was the table the back corner. If you're
(18:11):
scouting tables for Kanye West, yeah, you go to the
back corner. I don't know why he tried the front chair.
I'm like, that's a bad chair. You don't want that.
They're just like, but I had no idea what he
was doing. I thought he was a lunatic. And then
a few minutes later, Kanye West comes in and they
walk right back to that back chair because he scouted
the table.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Oh, this was his scouting. I'm sorry. I thought the
guy you were describing was coming.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is just a man.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Oh what the hell, dude, Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
This is not Kanye. This is not Kanye.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
So you're telling me. When me and Blake saw Prince,
it was just the dude trying out a chair for him. Yeah. See,
I told you, man, they send an imposters.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, no, so this guy so he didn't look anything
like Kanye. I said, he dressed like Kanye. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yeah, I know, but I thought you were like doing
the whole this guy looks like him and he takes
out the sunglasses and then it's a dund to dunk.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
No, no, no, no, I understand that that was confusing, now
my beam, it was my beat.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
No, okay, okay. So, so Kanye has a chair scout
that he sends before and he has to does he
sit in every chair to see if they're like rigged
to falls? Sort of like a pure luxcenario. Ooh, that's
pretty good, April fools.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, dude, I don't know what I mean. Yeah, he's like,
if there's like a booby track there, he's going to
get snagged. Yeah, he's gonna get snared in this booby trap.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
First, Kanye swore he will never get pranked again after
one time he had a chair pulled out from underneath him. Right,
I didn't know that, Blake.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He sat in all the chairs. Then Kanye comes in
also dressed like a fucking moron, like dressed like a
fucking idiot, and uh and then I was like so vindicated.
I'm like, Mike, he did dress. Kanye did dress. This man,
that's all Kanye's bullshit that he he's pushing now, hand
me down. Yeah, just the you know, dressing and trash
(20:04):
bags that sucks. He's like, you're not leaving the house
till you put these these glad bags on. She's like,
put them on and go test out the chairs.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Where this scented trash bag. What a gig though, what's
that guy pulling down?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Oh yeah, he's making money if he's got the big.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, it has to be six figures. You're working for Kanye.
You're not making less than six figgies, right, you have
to come on. I hope, I hope.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah. As far as the figgies go, it's gotta be six.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
If we're talking figgies, it's got to be six of them.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
By the way, it'd be cool if it was seven
for no reason.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, that'd be cool. Come on in here.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I'd like to tell you that I am giving you
a raise. I'm adding one more figgy to that page. Check. Congratulations,
you're doing great.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I mean, dude, you're so stuked. If you get a
raise and it's a figgy.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Oh yeah, you just got yourself another figgy. That's a bump.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's a real bump.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
That's a total bump. Sweetheart. I think I got a raise.
How much? I don't know A figgy? I don't know
do you go back there and you ask him for
another figgy? Right now?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Two piggies. It seems like too many figgies. You don't
understand too many figs.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
If they appreciate you, they'll give you another figgy.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
They'll give you a piggy. Stop acting like a bitch
and ask for your figgy. Well, I got fired.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And so then Kanye comes rolling in.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
He didn't fall out of the sky like guys like him,
just don't fall out of the fucking sky.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
You know, he has a full grill. Now, it's really
cool looking mouth grill. I thought maybe he was about
to start cooking some asada baby. No, a mouth of
just bedazzles. It's really it's it's fun looking.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
He has a he's got a full chrome grill.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Now, is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I think he had all of his teeth removed. Yeah,
and it's just a chrome top and a chrome bottom.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
He was he was like watching James Bond and he
saw the character Jaws and he's like, I want his tea.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, dude, it's wild because he's his pants look like
trash bags, his face looks like foil. He's always ready
to do some work around the house. He's this boy's ready.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
He looks like a monster made from garbage, Like if
someone threw mutagen into the fucking trash. Uh the garbage truck.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, that's what Kanye westcrawls. He comes out and has
to fight the turtle, yelling, yelling, slurs.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Uh, this is a tool walking toolshed. Yeah the hell?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
And uh, dude, the people that he was with, Uh,
he rolled with a guy that was like a little older. Uh,
he seemed kind of He was also wearing all black,
but he seemed a little normal. You know for a fact.
He was like, I'm not putting on the trash bag pants. Yeah,
I will wear all black like like all of us.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
And I'm going to give you another figgie on the paycheck.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
But yeah, but I'm not wearing all black, right.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
And then two girls that looks like they just walked
off the set of uh Idol, that HBO show they.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Were and what does that look like?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Loose? Oh you didn't watch Idle, You didn't watch Idle
the weekend show. I mean with that girl's uh legitimate
vagina lips hanging out? Uh, you can with Johnny Depp's daughter,
Can we break early? I'll go check it out? Can
we play? You have to check it out? Uh, dude,
the show was bad, but for whatever reason, I can't
(23:30):
I can't watch it.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
For whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Right after.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I can think of a couple of reasons.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
For whatever reason, I kept watching. I don't know. It
was bad, but it had a hood.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
So he was like, I don't know, I'm not really
into this show. And I'm like, I'm like, there's something
to it, right? Is there something to it? So they're
dressed in the they're naked women? Right, they're naked women?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Okay, well yeah, that' says that says Is it his.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Girlfriend or it wasn't. It wasn't that herd But that's.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
That's her whole fashion cue. So maybe they're also.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I think they were, but they were. It was less
than that. It was more. There were more clothes than
she I've seen her wear, but it was it was wild.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
For like a Wednesday meeting at the chateau.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
This wasn't Wednesday clothes. You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Hit what, Holly? I thought you were hitting it.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
He was looking at the computer, licking his chops. I
thought he had something. That's that's arguably the greatest sighting
you can have at this moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
the best I know.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I can't I can't believe I'm kind of two for
two cool sightings recently. Yeah, you don't normally catch those sightings,
you know, no, no, what the heck, Yeah, I don't
know what's happening. You got to see easy in the flesh.
I'm gonna I'm on a real, real run.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Remember when he was my neighbor. That was crazy. Yeah,
it was wild.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
That didn't last long, it didn't end well, well, I
guess it was his first Hollywood house. Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And then he was in the process of like moving
out when I was moving in, Like there was only
like a maybe three month overlap or something.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, He's like, oh shit, I gotta.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Go, I gotta I gotta I gotta go, I gotta go.
And then you know, it was a lot of like
me driving past, and Paparazzi's looking at me thinking like
I'm going to be somebody because I'm driving right, like
slowly right past his house because there's that curve right there, feel,
and then they put their cameras down right, Oh, it's
just uh the guy workoholic, Adam.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
He flips up his Duane Wayne glasses.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Nobody interested.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, I will say if I was going to make
a swing like fashion choice, it would be those Dwyane
Wade glasses.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It was where there there there are sunglasses and then
you flip them up and they're just actual glasses. Yeah,
that's a it's a cool look.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Undeniable, undeniable cool.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Look, I'm not for the trash back pants, but I
am one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Of those are deniable.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, those are very deniable and recyclable. As we've covered,
is that our thing? You know, like when you get older,
like a lot of actors or comedians, like they just
kind of get ahold of a thing and they're like,
I'm the glass. Like Howie Mendel's glasses game is super
super strong. Yeah, He's like, maybe maybe that's my thing.
(26:26):
I have like sunglasses and then I do flip ups.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I like how You're like, my thing's gonna be the
thing that's already some other dudes things. How that's named
after the other guy?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Well, I don't think they're Dwayne Wade's because remember I
used to have a pair of those.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Dwayne Wayne who Dwayne Wade is a basketball player.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Well, that's what I thought you were talking about. I
thought he had a Dwayne.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Wayne is from a different world. Wait, what classes are
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I do not know.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
It's a different world from where you come from. What
kind of sunglasses were was Dwayne Wade wearing? He probably
had a.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Dude, Dwayne Wade has cool glasses like that. So he
was saying, Dwayne Wade, and I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
His ee weear is good. He's in Miami.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, I'm assuming he has cool iwear.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I'm not trying to bring it back to Sinbad this week.
But it's a different world. It's where like Lisa Bonet
went away to college from the Cosby Show.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Okay, that was after the Cosby Show, right, it was
during But yeah, it's just been off. Okay, no, I
mean literally, the Cosme Show was on and then A
Different World came right on afterwards.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yes, oh that's a one two punch.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I think for the most part, that was my bedtime.
I was my mama was tucking me to bed, and
you know you were slid by. Yeah, I was. I'm
a little younger than you, so I think I didn't
have I didn't have the time to watch that one.
It was it was about bad time.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
She was like, away, Dad's not here. I gotta put
you down. Yeah yeah, let's get you. Let's have you
watch a Cosby show and Sweet Dreams Sweets. She's like,
Cosby's fine.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
This other show I don't know, gonna go something, make
something about Cosmy makes me want to put you to bed?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, yeah, you getting very sleepy.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
That wasn't allegedly it was actual.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yes, he's in prison, yes, so I could watch. So
so his name was His name was Dwayne Wayne.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Dwayne Wayne.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yes, oh see, and you knew exactly who he was
talking about when he said Dwayne Wayne.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Yeah, it's iconic.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
No, you know, don't put words in Blake's inip mouth,
did you know?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Oh of course I do. Yes, that's the whole Kanye
lyric when Dwayne Wade became Dwayne Wade, When Dwayne Wade
became Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, yeah, So what was the lyric Because the lyric
is about Dwayne Wade, it's about Dwayne Wayne.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
No, it's a So Dwayne Wayne was kind of like
a dork. He was kind of like a nerd pining
after Lisa Bonet. Okay, and so Kanye was like, I
was it's the lyric is when Dwayne Wade, Dwayne Wayne
became Dwayne Wade, Dwayne Wade, obviously very famous popular basketball
player married, Yeah, reunion, it's science, so it's about his progression.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I I literally just thought he was saying Dwayne Wade twice.
I'd never heard Dwayne Wayne, not once. I always I
every time, the thousand times I've heard that song, I
thought he was when Dwayne Wade became Dwayne Wade. I
thought he was, like, but that's a much more clever lyric.
I just literally never heard, Yeah, I'm learning something. Yeah,
(29:33):
I'm learning something that's cool.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Years later?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Well did he start those those glasses? Was that? Literally
was he the first one?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I mean he put him on the map, right.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, yeah, okay, what were they like the Hitler mustache? Like, yes,
that mustache was was fairly popular at the time, Like
people had that mustache, you know, people were, people were
rocking Charlie Chaplin was.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
But did not But did he put it on for
the dictat the movie he made of making fun?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh, I don't know, I think he was.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
This is where we need Kyle's dumb ass.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
I guess I'm just like, we know those two guys
had it.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I don't, and Michael Jordan so like kind of old
sort we have huge figures.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Michael Jordan's the only person who could have undone the
hitlerness of it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I think I do think it was a mustache. I
do think it was a mustache. I think people had
it and during that time, because you watch Boardwalk Empire
and there's people with that mustash.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Oh really, yeah, damn, that's a bitch ass mustache. I'll
be real with you. I much prefer Jersey's cookie duster.
That's a nice mustache. Oh okay, relaxed.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Whoa dude, Hey, is there any negative points over there?
Oki button? Can you hit that one?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:49):
I guess I wouldn't want that either. But who the
ones that are like just the low pencil those are
fucking fire, dude.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Oh like, what, who's the who's the director guy? Jonathan
John Waters? Yeah, his mustache is sinister. Oh yeah, the
pencil thin, the really pencil thin. That's a skeazy stash though,
remember when I had that, just that blonde mustache. But
it kind of was darker right here and Kyle and Jersey.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Under the lights. Under the lights, it looked like a
Hitler mustache.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
The light was hitting me just right on tour photos.
It looks like you rocked a Hitler mustache on the
RTII tour.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, so that is kind of cool. And I wonder,
like why so many guys with like shaved heads were
coming up to me and saying, I really love your
mustache from like that happened a lot. That happened a lot.
On to it.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
They kept saying, hey man, your facial hair is in
the zone. Yeah, the zone of interest.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I really get it.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Fucking disaster my guys. Yeah, they do a little wink
and they're like, that's a movie that just came out.
I didn't see it. I know it won an Academy.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I just watched it.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
It was fine.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's pretty disturbing. Yeah, okay, what I truly had no
idea what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
He thought, you said, Dwayne Wade, Uh what is that?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
It won?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
And it won in Oscar?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Oh dude, I don't watch that ship.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I know I was with you. It did for Best
scream Play. I don't know it was.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
It's the movie about like just like this family and
like the dad is in a way dad and he's
got a big job.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Boy, His job though, is.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Running concentration camps and finding ways to like get rid
of more Jewish people. So like this, this team comes
in with like new plans.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
That's a weird sitcom, kind of a kind of a
black comedy.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah it's not.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
It's not. Okay, I'm sure, I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yeah, I mean, but hey, there's a what is the
Rogan Ceres that was at a pow camp and that
was a comedy during World War Two?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Was that Hogan's Hogan's heerroo? Yeah? What did I say? Yeah? Rogans?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
You said Rogan, which would be cool like a Joe
Rogan spin off. It was so wait, but.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Sorry, you are right, it is Hogan's. But I want
to say there was also a Rogan's Heroes that was
something else. And people listening home you can slide in
Blake's d MS.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Rogan's is a show about sports, Isaac said. And also
I have a popular podcast and maybe because you, I know,
you listen to all of them. So yeah, you're probably
thinking of of Rogan.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
You're your Rogan head.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah that's where I get my horse drenthe i'ver mecked
in What a hard time he got for that? By
everyone's like, people use this.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
I don't know why we're calling it a horse trank?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Will people use this every day science?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Due COVID?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
COVID was a weird time, is it? Is it not
a horse tranquilizer? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
I mean yeah, but sure, but it has other properties
that apply for other stuff. And yeah, you got crucified.
But guess what, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, they're back on
Spotify this week?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Are they that they're back?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Were they?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Were?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
They not? For a while?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah? They left because this is.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
The podcast where I just truly don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
You don't know, we're kind of covering a lot of
old stuff.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, when you're funny like we are, well, you can
do whatever the fun you want.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
When you're the funniest podcast, uh in history?
Speaker 4 (34:19):
We for the year during COVID essentially, uh, Neil Young
was like, he Joe Rogan's spreading misinformation if he's on Spotify,
I'm not. And then a few other people were, including
Joni Mitchell. But now I guess Joe Rogan made a
deal where he can be on anything now, and so
Neil Young is like.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Okay, well I guess I'll put my ship back.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Well, I guess I'm off everything. He was like, I
can't do that.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Take a stand, have a backbone.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
By the way, Joni Mitchell at the Grammys, that ship was.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Off the cod bro, she still got it.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
In that chair.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I was like, dude, in that chair.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You guys watch the Grammys.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
You guys are we watch award shows. We're award winners, youde.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
The only award show that I live stream is the
the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards. That's the only one.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
We should have watched. The weekend show. What's it called idle?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, I think it's just called idol, dude, and it's
not good. I'm not gonna sit up here and say
it's a good show. But for whatever reason, you know, whatever.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Reason, can't put my finger in, you're gonna want to
You're gonna want to keep you gotta want to keep watching.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
You know what I think I'm gonna I'm gonna go
watch the second episode in our room.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
You kind of want to keep watching?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Can I just say?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
I think we just did like a full on like
eighty D seven tangent.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Because we were talking about something and then I was like,
but the Stanley cup, and then I'm like, what were
we talking to about? We were talking about award shows.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
It was like Dayne Wade.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Dyne Wayne Dwayne. That got very confusing because I know
a lot of people are like me that they can't
hear I know a lot of people are gonna listen
to you and hear Dwayne Wade. I I'm I guarantee
there are some people that also never put that together.
Some fosu uh. And I'm excited that we learned something together.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, we learned today. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
That's really because you know, that's the truth. If you
were Kanye's level, would you have a chair guy?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Would I have a chair guy?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Would you have a chair guy?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
You know what? I don't know, maybe I would.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
We're I know, I'm only like three tables away from him,
but we're not in the same world, right right, We're
not even in the same we don't live the same
life even a little bit.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Well, we kind of talked about when you get to
a certain level of wealth, you start to have guys.
You guys talk about how like de Niro had a
cheese guy, Kanye has like a chair guy.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
What kind of guy would you you want to.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Go what's yours? What would it be the first guy
you hire?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Guy? I'm uh, would it be Adam? I would have am.
And I'm about to go there because if if I
start my production and I and I'm not feeling that well,
I might pull the trigger on this. I want a
physical therapist, Okay in the trailer.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
So that's a hot guy. I think that's the same
that's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Hey, it could be it could be a strong woman.
It could just be a strong woman with some strong hands.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Very different. Do you think there's a woman strong enough
to fucking squeeze your ship?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Bro? Come on, yeah, I think I think so. I
have a I have a physical therapist right now. Sam.
She's a woman, and she's absolutely fantastic. Okay, strong hands, yeah,
you gotta have strong hands.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Are you positive it's a woman?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah? Has children? Yeah, you can't ask. You do not ask.
I didn't ask. I didn't ask. But the good tells
there are tells.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Her family, her husband or kids. Yeah, you know there's
some tells.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Good luck with that, good luck with those being identifiers.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
But I but I do want I think that would
be my.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Guess what a lot of people can have a husband
these days, at them, anyone can have kids at them.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I want a husband. I'll get you a husband tomorrow,
my husband tomorrow day. I'd love to be your husband.
I know you would. I know you would. I would
love to marry either of you.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I would have a physical therapist on hand, or like
a massage therapist or someone like that. I think that
would be a good a good guy to have, just ready,
ready for a rubdown, ready, ready to really get in there.
And uh and dig I mean it's insane. Yeah, they
like my so as. I guess it's all my so as.
I guess I have a thickened Yeah. They're like, it's hyperfect.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Hyperpature feed.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah. Is that the right word hypertrophy.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
I've never heard that word before.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Sure, it's when it's basically when your muscles grow and
they're strong and they're big.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
So your so as is too strong.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yes, essentially. And they think it's from the cycling, and
it's strong and really really tight and it's just yanks
everything out of place.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
It's tight and.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
And what did you just did? You just cycle for
an hour a day and then never stretch.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
I never stretched once. I never stretched. I don't even
really I didn't. I'm now learning how to stretch. I
didn't even besides like touching my toes, I would touch
my toes and pull my leg back. I would, I would,
you know how like Brett farv would.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Before even the muscle. Well, yeah, I guess the pull
your leg back when?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, you know how Brett Fervor like pull his leg
back twice and then go play a football game. That's
who I thought I was, And it turn I'm not
that guy. Pal, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
That guy right, he would just grab some grass.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I'm not that guy. Pie. So did you So?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Do you have the thing with the two little fins
and you lay on that Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, I lay on that ship all the time. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Wait what's that thing?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Ali? It's called I think it's like so as released
or something, and it's just a piece of plastic and
a U shape and then two like basically kind of
like balls or ridges that you lay on and it
pokes both sides of your hips and it's supposed to release.
It doesn't do shit for me because I'm too tight.
But now I'm I'm going like four or five days
(40:37):
a week and they're just digging in there. Trying to
release it before I leave for Charleston because I don't
know what my physical.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Pick doesn't do anything for you.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
No, even though you haven't worked out in months.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
No, dude, I haven't worked out in months and I
have it ridden a bike in a year and a
half and I'm still so so tight.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
You need another four inches. You need another four inches.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
And they also think the fasciculations has something to do
with it too, So I think.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
That's what I was gonna. Blake and I were talking
about this offline. I texted you like the yes, for sure,
the vesticulations, bro, but like I didn't want to say it.
I'm glad that dude.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
That's what I told you guys. That's what uh I
mean when I tell you, guys every little detail about
my health. The fact that you don't remember every detail
really upsets me because I've told.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
You, no, I remember the vesticulation.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah. Yeah, they're the spasms essentially, and that's they think
I have some kind of autoimmune thing. They can't figure
it out. But it goes in tandem with its keeping
my s as tight, which is then fucking everything up.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
So I need to pull that for the board. Keeping
your so as tight.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
I can only imagine this person you're hiring like just
putting your legs behind your head.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Tell it's all part of it.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, well it is insane because they do have to
dig in. It's right at your crotch and their their
thumbs are just really digging at your idol, really digging deep.
Do you get Do you get aroused or no? No?
It is the most painful thing that you could do.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
You do feel a something, you know, inlike your balls
when when your balls go up suddenly for some reason.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Oh yeah, they kind of like scare.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
You feel the pole like kind of behind your pelvic.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bone, I feel that when I've
had my so as.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
I guess you'd call it tingled.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, you get it tingled? Yeah, mangled, mine's a powerwash
mine's damn Yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Okay, I gotta try this. I'm like doing it right now,
and it does. It does feel interesting.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
It shouldn't feel interesting. It should feel like white hot pain.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Right really, yours is.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Probably tight from running. Yeah, that's offline. Let's discuss it offline.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Hey, so that's my guy, that's my guy. Okay, I
want to sew as releaser on call, ready to release
so as is and help help me help myself.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Okay, okay, I like that.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Who's your guy? My guy?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
You know how like you see people playing like accordions.
Of course, my guy is kind of like that. But
he's holding a spindle of giro meat.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Oh, and he can no matter how close or far
I am from him, like within reason, he can just
go with a knife and the piece of giro flies
towards me and I catch up my mouth.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Whoa wow, yeah you.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Know, I god stop eating.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I will say. The one bummer about that guy is
you always you then would always always have to smell
giro meat.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Oh so I like, I do you think I haven't
thought about this? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, yeah, I do like the smell, but I feel
like all the time that might that might not be
a good vibe for you. I think you would end
up getting fired off of sets.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Really yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, I think I think like a vegan or of
a lot of these directors are vegan and vegetarian, like
you know, Kyle.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Let me tell you something. When you have a guy
who slices gearro meat with you, nobody's firing.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Oh you mean you're at that level that you can
have that guy diary. Yeah we're not talking about right now.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Well that's also a good point. But I just think
like the intimidation factor of it's like you really want
to tell the boss, like to fire the boss of
the guy who slices meat this, well, like because if
I'm fired, he's.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Technically out of work.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
You know, Like that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
He's gonna he's gonna hit a chop. I think I
would probably just hire somebody to like read everything for me.
That would be kind of the guy I what, like, Yeah,
somebody who like would read everything aloud to me.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Well, that's how much are you?
Speaker 3 (44:32):
How much do you have to read?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Now?
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, I've made my life so that I don't have
to read much. So anytime I have to read, it's
really is.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Reading that hard for you? Reading? It's like a pretty
simple all right.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
What about like translating into like emojis like Jordan Peel
used to do, like movies and one hundred and forty emojis.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Remember that that would be kind of cool, It was
pretty great. Yeah, that would be kind of cool. He
could just do that. I think Jordan might be available.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
And then you you could. You would read that, then
you'd read the emojis.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
That could be kind of cool if they just translated it.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay, well I'm kind of I'm I'm a little bummed.
I am a little bummed about mine because mine was
like a very real one. I thought we were trying
to go real with the actual guy.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
I'm being real. I'm being very real being.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
As real as you guys were doing. You guys were
doing chucks chucks and gigs and hahas, and I was,
I was, I was finally trying to be real.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Hey, Adam, just because ours is funnier than yours, Like,
it's not it's not a contest.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
I'm just saying, I know it's not a contest. I
wish I would have done something different, and I'm and
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
We're not the fucking healthiest podcast. We're the funniest fun think.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Of the way Blakes know. The way Blake started it
was he wants a hot he wants a hot guy,
and I go, okay, that makes sense for Blake, and
he was not, yeah we're going real, was moving on,
Yeah we're going real. So then I went real yet
to you, you went real right out the gate.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
So then I had to go you had to match it.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yeah, you said you wanted a hot.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
Guy, and then I just I do want to stand by.
I still want to stand in my mind as being
kind of pretty real.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like you would have
a different guy if if we are being real blake
for sure, what's a hot guy that makes a lot
of sense for him?
Speaker 3 (46:21):
There's no reason that each one of our guys can't
be super hot and do the things we said.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Well, that's that goes without saying for sure, that's that
goes without saying Yeah, that goes without saying, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
My guy who's reading aloud to me is fucking hot?
Speaker 4 (46:36):
Who's he look like?
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Who's he look like? I wasna say Brad Pitt, Brad
Pitt still hot?
Speaker 4 (46:45):
To Is he still hot?
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Jesus? Yes?
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yeah, I mean easy?
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Do you have eyeballs?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Easy? I thought you were going to say, like Stone
cold Steve Austin, Like.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
No, no, Stone calls not hot. I don't know crush
on still cold?
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Ship you know who that one guy name like Dev
Patel or oh yeah, I think he's kind of hot.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
Oh not only is he hot, very tall? I think
he might even be taller than me.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh my god, tallest man.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
He's way younger than I thought he was. Yeah, I
think he's hot. Did you ever see that one movie
he's in. It's called like the Green Night or like
the or something like. That movie sucked though, right, dude,
he gets like he gets jas.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
It was a tone a tone poem.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
I did not watch it only because everyone that I
knew was like, you don't have to watch that one.
I don't watch that one.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
It was cool, it was.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
I watched it because, as the kids say, it was
a vibe.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
It was, and the vibe was he hate vibes, dude,
I'm I'm I'm off vibes.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
I think he just like, uh, shows where shows where
you can see pussy.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Stories and I watched stories and vagina vagina lips.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, that's a vibe.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
And that's about another episode take back. I stand by everything.
I stand by.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Hey, do you guys think this is worth adding to
our production? I mean it would give a little bit
more more to our producers, but they don't do a
damn thing as it stands.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Now, they don't do nothing. Yeah. Yeah, that being said,
we did thank them when we won Best Podcasts Yeah,
that was weird for me. Best comedy podcast.
Speaker 4 (48:23):
We do uh week after like corrections from previous because
I do feel like we probably say a lot of
wrong stuff and it would be kind of fun to
the wrong stuff.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
Maybe for if on yes, you know what coming up
we have the two hundredth episode, maybe we go from
all of our errors throughout the two hundred episodes and
we correct that.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
Well, that's a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Oh, budd, you're gonna make them re listen to two
hundred episodes. I'm saying, Wow, that's true.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
But of work, buddy, that's a lot. That's a whole lot. Todd,
I mean, Todd, get on it, because you know there's
you know, there's thirty corrections.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
And episode episode, So yeah, that's a lot. This one
alone has a lot. Yeah, we fucking went at it.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
No, I think we figured that we got to the
bottom of everything in this episode.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
If there's anyone knows how to get to the bottom,
it's us. Absolutely. I don't have a take back, but
I do have a freaking shout out. I got a
shout out to Atlantic City. We're coming your way, baby.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Atlantic City, Here we come.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Dice Hot and the slots loose and the car slots belt.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Dude, I do like that, like calling slots loose, Like
who's the first guy to say that? Like they're loose, right,
that's kind of a very sexual undertone.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Talkative.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Sure, yeah, sure, loose slots.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
Loose slots, baby, Yeah, I like that. Yeah, let's just
let's pull slots all weekend. Wait, we're only there a day?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Were there like a good day or two? A couple
of days. I mean, I'll pull some slots with you.
I never pull slots because I I don't even know
when I win, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yeah, they're really they've gotten so hard. Yeah, it seems
like a total waste of time.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Maybe we find like a fun game, like a Wheel
of Fortune type game. You know how every once in
a while there's one of those and you're like, hey,
let's play one.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Let's just like it's like it the movie, but it's
a fucking slot machine.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, Willie want I remember we I was pitching very hard,
and then of course Isaac you know, didn't do shit
about it. I hate him. I hate that man. I
was like, we should have a slot machine or like
pitball haling or something. Yeah, I was like the fact that,
you know, we were a very culturally significant show. We
(50:50):
could have had a slot machine. And you know what
you do to the go ahead? You when we're shows
off the air, you just peel the sticker back and
it's and it's always Sonny.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
Or whatever, Always Sonny.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yeah, yeah, just feel the sticker back. It's fine, right, right.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
We did try to get a pinball machine made because
Comedy Central has it. There's a South Park one, but
it's a pretty involved process.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
How did South Park get a fucking pinball machine and
we didn't? WTF?
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, the fact that the show that's been on for
like twenty five years, yeah, that's still currently on and
they've made like five movies. The fact that they have
a pinball machine. That doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Dude, it doesn't sound like a good move.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Bally, Yeah, you could have had a workahol, it's pinball machine.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
You blew it? You blew it? You blew it? Or
was it Isaac that blew it? I can't tell. I
don't know, there's no way to tell.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
I'll put it on I think.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
I mean, how do you compare him blowing it when
it seems like everything's been you know, like, what's a
real disaster When it came across the board, it kind
of seems like a fail.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
Yeah, it's just the way anyway.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
That being said, I love Isaac and he did show us,
uh his tits on a couple occasions in Oakland and
in Omaha, so yeah, we've seen him.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
And if you're lucky Atlantic City, you might get my god, baby.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
I don't like you guys, And that's a that's a
big maybe. I bet he's not gonna want to because
now we're hyping, but I want to see them pink,
those pink nips once again.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
We have big plans for Isaac. Isaac's gonna kind of
be the fourth member.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Basically, since I can't watch the show the Idol all
the time, I gotta see pink nips in other places,
you know, And and that's.
Speaker 4 (52:26):
That's the guy.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
You would have a pink nipple guy.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
And I feel like I already have that guy though
it's Isaac.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Okay it is. We love them, but we love him.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Hey, I came back. I would like to take back
because shipped on Isaac earlier.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
I really do.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
I love it. Yeah, just now you know I was
going a little hard in the paint and not I do.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
But this is how you kind of sometimes you got
to motivate by just really putting him down and making
him feel horrible.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yeah yeah, shut him down and build him up.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
I mean I I guess, yeah that is true? And
was that another episode of.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
This Is Important?
Speaker 1 (52:59):
This is m Atlantic City. We'll see April nineteenth, baby,
the day before the day.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
It's a to day holiday, it's a today holiday. Punk
rock getting radical.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
Hey, guys, huge news. This is Important is back on
the road on Friday, April nineteenth. That's right, four twenty eve.
My Fellowstoners, I Don't Smoke, Adam Blake and myself Honders
are hitting the hard Rock City Hotel and Casino in
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Atlantic City to bring.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
TII Nation to another live show.
Speaker 4 (53:50):
Tickets are available now at hard Rock Hotel Atlantic City
dot com, or you can go to the link in
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Speaker 3 (54:00):
You are so dumb if you don't get your tickets
right now, because they will sell out.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Hot hot hot yes points, Come party with us in
Atlantic City.
Hey guys, guess what huge news this is important is
going back on the road on Friday, April nineteenth. That's right,
for twenty eighth, myself, Blake and Honors are hitting the
hard Rock Casino Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City to
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Speaker 2 (00:46):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
This is important. I would love to marry either of you.
And this guy comes in and he's stressed like a
fucking bozo.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
The clown dude. He just is wearing like leather trash
bag pants.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
If they appreciate you, they'll give you another piggy buckle up.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Blake, Is that is that t Kelse right there? That's
kes Hell.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I mean when you hang around with the best podcasts, you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Know, trickle down the best podcast and the Funniest.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, they won, they won Best Podcasts. We won Funniest.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
We hate to bring its the way.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
They should also come on our podcast. It's weird that
they haven't reached out. It's honestly weird.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, I'm gonna come. They should come on our podcast.
That would go viral.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
That's the the what the second or the third and
fourth guests? The first one my dad and my child
who just ran Yeah, like, do this with your hands?
Damn it?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Adam pulled it away. That's cool. We kind of do
a little. This feels right.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
You know, you're doing it with the opposite hands.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Am I?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
No? No, no, he was right, Am I opposite? It's
left hand to your head.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Oh I was right hand to the head. Mine's my right.
It's cool. It's like the professor Xavier post I like,
why are we flipped? How is this something that's real? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
How is it flipped?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I think Zoom flips you. You can go into your
options and you can flip your screen. So some one
of us is flipped. I durs I think it's you.
I think it's you. No, I think you're flipped. No,
because look at the right because you can read the
right the writings on the wallpad, I think Adam slipped. No, Adam,
I think you're the flipped one.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No, because my my dimple is on my left side
and this left hand.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Well, this is my left hand, this is my right hand.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Is it? Am? I flipped?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Wow? A little flipped?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
How do I flip back?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Dude? Is that your rap name now?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Or I? Also? I also have been accused of.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
The funniest podcast already.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Got me started off? Hot hot, hot hot? So I am.
I am one month into having a child, so father fatherhood? Yeah,
one month over it?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Are you over it? Yeah, you're done so far.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I'm not.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I'm not over it yet. I'm not over it yet, Okay, cool.
Still enjoying it?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, I do. I really enjoy it, dude, It's nice.
What's nice about it? Is like I'm I'm like an
away dad, a working dad. Sorry, I'm leaving, I'm leaving
the house.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Is that a genre I can pull and like use
their stay at home dads and then there stay away dads?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, stay away right now? I must stay away dad
because I'm having meetings and stuff up in La So
I have to drive up there. I have doctor's pointments,
that kind of thing. So for the past four or
five days, I've gone up to La to do ship.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
That's cool. You just have to say, sweetheart, I have
another doctor's appointment.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I got I gotta go, you know, shit, and dude,
and I'm and I'm like, from my back is all
fucked up, and my hips and everything, you know, you know,
all my ailments.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've heard about it.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
So I added another specialist. What yeah, another one, and
Chloe's like, very cool, another one. So another appointment because
I'm doing all this stuff. But it's not because I
dislike hanging with the child. I do really love love him.
I love him.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Seems like you're overcompent.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Are you convincing? Yeah, it seems like you're convincing yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I do no, no, no, it's nice to uh. I
will say, it's nice to be away for a minute
and then come back and realize you just have this
like dope little baby to hang out with. That's really fun.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, it's fun, man, I love this for you. It's
really great.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, isn't it fun? I mean, you know, Blake, you
got a two year old at home. It's not like
that far off, you know, it's kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
I also have to just give it two years.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
We have kids that are I believe only ten days
apart or something like that.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh my gosh, something they're gonna have rape? Are they
gonna have like birthdays together? Throw big ragers, double beating.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Well it was news to me. I think we're doing
Easter egg hunt at my house.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh my god, Dad life Christianity and I got and Adam,
you're you guys are invited if you want to come up.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I was gonna call you and say when can.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
We get down there and meet little uh bow off
the richter scare of them?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Really?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Uh yeah, no, I for sure, for sure should come
up and do. I'm excited to do exactly that I
was thinking today about like his first birthday and how
like send little flyers out like bo Bo's ragers, first ranger,
you know, and then we all just get black out
drunk with our children.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeahah, dude, that's what the first birthday is about. Yea
is for the parents. The first birthday of the first
kid is huge. We had like seventy five people, we had,
We had Aerosmith play. It was fucking crazy.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You remain Yeah, I do feel first birthday you gotta
do like fireworks, like oh yeah, the first Yeah, because
that birthday. You know what, who is for?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Where's the baby?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
It's for mom? Yeah, it's for mom. Throw a party
in her honor.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, it's for the community. It's you know, it takes
a village. Yeah, you know, so it's it's for us.
I'll bring a buzzball biggie to the park, don't you
worry about.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Oh, you're gonna treat me to a biggie.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, I got a biggie with your name.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I do love the idea of you showing up with
a buzz ball.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
And then like Adam's like, here.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Let's switch. You take the baby.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
I'll just go put the buzz ball in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
And then like forty five minutes later, he's he's he's
holding the buzzball kind of shaking.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
It and he's like shaking it, patting. It's on on
his butt. Baby's in the fridge. Yeah, just not looking.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Baby's been in the fridge.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Baby's in the fridge. Yeah, that's a sick coom. That's
a Workaholics episode. No, that's that's a sick com I'll
tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Hell yeah, what's that? What's that baby getting into? Probably
my what energy?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Uh huh?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
He comes out just fucking sto ready to party. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Do you mix a little zoa in with the milk?
Get that baby going?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Well? I I sneak zoa into Chloe's drinks, so it's
coming through the breast miltain.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Right, good, that's dope.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And Blake, just so we before we go through done
the line. What are you sneaking into yours?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah? What are you sneaking into two women's drinks?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Blake?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Just pre work out?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Okay, good, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
I'm sneaking in post workout way way protein?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah yeah, bro, this is some really way milk man.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Well so yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But it's it's better to do when they are breastfeeding.
So kudos to you, Adam.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Your boobs are huge. Well yeah, I wanted to go
through the whole process because he could only the big rule,
you know, because I had pickles out and I was like,
maybe we feed him a pickle and Chloe's like, you
can't feed him pickle, right, I'm like, no pickle?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Uh yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You can like just like let them stick their tongue
out and like drag the pickle, so they're.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Like, yeah, yeah, like a lemon.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
I don't think you could do that with a true newborn.
I think you have to wait until I mean, I
don't know, dude, two months, three months, six months?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Hey blake, when did a turn into such a pussy? Yeah,
come on, prank your baby, dude. You didn't do anything
for April Fools.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Come on, yeah, baby do eggs epic baby pranks.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
It's hey, I'm Adam Debine and this is baby preaks.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
As a new father, Adam, have you thought not that
you should have or would have. I just remember one
of the funniest things I've ever seen was in Jackass,
probably the TV show where they put like a fake
baby on the.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Roof of a car. Oh shit, yeah, like in like
a little.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Carrier, And then they got in the car and drove away,
and everyone around would be like, your baby's on the roof,
and it was out of control because you just saw
like true.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Hysteria, true panic.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
And then I became a dad and I was like,
this isn't funny at all. Yeah, I thought you were
gonna say, I gotta try it. Oh man, it's a
it's a good one.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, because you see like true.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
People's most purest.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, I mean it's fucked. You're like your baby.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Is on the roof car.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It is next next level and it's just sliding around
like a cup of coffee. Have you ever I've drove
all the way you know where I where I lived,
all the way off the little peninsula.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Go ahead, we're gonna scroll his address around across the bottom. Yeah,
everybody at home knows where he lived.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, all the way up to the top of the hill,
and you know where I live. That's a long drive.
That's a few miles, sure, and it's but it's a
straight shot. There's no turns. The cup of coffee stayed.
It just stayed right there. And it was one I was.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Going to stop, like way up the hill on that incline.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, and this is a good time to say, we're
brought to you by Yettie tumbler, send us all your
ship goodbye.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I should have sat as my zoa energy blew it.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Well, of course, And you got to keep that in
a yetti tumbler. It's the yetti tumbler, the thing that
everybody was like flipping out on. No, these are Stanley cups.
What the fuck is this? What happened? I know where
the like two thousand lakes in this issue? But what
the fuck was that about Instagram? The algorithm?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
It work? Yeah, the algorithm worked perfectly, Damn. I mean
I'd like read a little something about it and uh,
their sales went up, like yes, it was something my
fucking crazy let's go. It was this new CEO and
he came in and his big idea was making a
giant tumbler. That was it, just one big ass one,
(10:44):
and for whatever reason, it took hold at every mom.
It's like Beanie Baby style. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, the moms have like shelves on shelves on shelves,
Like teenage girls are like scrapping at school because they
don't have the best one.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Gotta collect them all, dude. And like a lot of
families have like in disarray because they can't afford Now,
they can't afford diapers because moms have too many Stanley's.
Just a wall of Stanley's and they're running out of
gas on the way to the way to school. It's
really sad. It's really sad. The addiction yea that being
said brought to you by Stanley Stanley cups.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, it is wild. It's crazy. It just shows you
how like malleable we are. Yeah, but all it did
was like keep beverages like hot or cold. Right, It's
just a fucking cup, right?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, Blake, what I mean?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I mean, what do you think? What else is there
to do with?
Speaker 2 (11:40):
What?
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Well?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
What was so special about this? I just dude, It's
like Levi's jeans, They're just for your legs, right, yeah, Well,
there's lots of styles. Well I guess the Stanley cup
is like one style. Right, It's got a little handle on.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
It's just a brand. It's brand equity. It's a brand.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Is it like indistructible? Why am I am I buying
this thing? Why are you yelling at us? Because I'm
fucking pissed?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Now? Wow?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
I honestly think that it's it's a fine cup. It's
less expensive than Yetti, which I think is probably is
it perfectly priced? Uh?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
And you know she's a good product.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
They're really made.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Well you see us really went Yeti's what's what's your
do with? YETI? Right now? You really want? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Are you a Yetti guy?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I got a couple of stuff I got I got
I got stuff, but like Yeti's very expensive. That's a
some people are just not going to spend that kind
of money on a fucking tumbler or whatever we're calling
these things.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Sure, is that true? Is it more expensive than Stanley?
Danley's are a little cheaper, and you know that for
a fact.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, I thought Stanley was more expensive.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
But how expensive is a fucking Yetti cup? What the hell?
My cup game?
Speaker 4 (12:50):
Their price just right for the quality of the product.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I don't use cups like do you not ever put
anything in stacks of red cups?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
I drink from my hands, pour it in my hand
for a dome.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Well, I know you just used plastic, right glass? You're
straight plastics and plastics? Yes, I I one used plastics.
He's one used. She's throwing him out every every time.
Have to have a straw, have to have two straws,
a couple of two or three straws?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Ye, double lig And.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Our producers do a price comp on on Stanley and Yetti.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Hey, Well let's do do you guys want to play
the price is right or something? And you like guess
the over under?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Hey, Blake, I would love to.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Yeah, I think Stanley cups are seven dollars cheaper than.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Yetti seven dollars. That's huge. Yetti is sixty five Doyetti.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yetti sixty four ounce, and that's a big sixty.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Five dollars, dude, Come on.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That's a big bitch. And that's sixty five Stanley sixty
four ounce is sixty but that Jesus crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Give me a little love.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I said seven dollars, and you said, and they're five last.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Time I checked. Five is pretty close to so.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But also, hey, dude, if you're spending all right, well
I'm getting mad if I'm Yetti. If you're spending now,
I'm pissing out. If you're spending sixty five dollars, or
if you're spending sixty dollars for Stanley, just five more bucks.
If you're spending sixty already, five more bucks, if you're
spending sixty, if you're spending twenty and five more bucks,
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that's aholl thing.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
But what Stanley did Yetti was kind of like a
dad's who want quality products, and like mom, you want
to have like the nicest shit.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Stanley was like, take my Yetti to the construction site.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Well, Stanley was for construction it's been around forever, I guess,
but they started marking it to the kids, and then
the kids were like, I gotta have it, And then
the moms were like, this is the cool hot shit.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I want that too.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
And then there's some dad who's probably had it for
fifty years who's just like, y'all ain't got this.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
This retro right ro back.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Oh yes, it's sort of like when my dad was
just like covered in carhart his entire life and now
just you know, working for the railroad his whole life.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
That sh it's important.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And now he if he wore his like workoutfit, he'd
be considered like mad fashionable.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Oh yeah, he could just go through like soho in
full work gear and.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Someone be like, I take your pictures blog, I wasted
overalls in a handkerchief around his neck.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Come on, yeah, but that guy's that guy's looking cool.
They're like, do you play for Mumford and Sons? What's
going on?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Right? Oh my god, this is the lead singer of
Mumford and Son. Oh my god, that's Mumford.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
This is Mumford him.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
So you the dad or one of the sons, are
you Andy Mumford? I don't know if that.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, it could be.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
It could be the Stanley Quenchers. Maybe I should buy one.
They'll send you one.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Oh, I had a big celebsiding dude.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Okay, Dennis Rodman, what are we talking about? You see
us all the time, Adam, Seriously, I.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Mean I'm having I'm having some big ones. I I
ran into Mark Wahlberg a few weeks back, and uh,
and now I'm running into motherfucking Kanye West.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh what is this the same person as the multi
hyphen The multi hyphen is this?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah? But the crazy part is is I saw a
guy come in and he was dressed like a fucking buffoon.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Come in to where your home?
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Where was no?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
No, no, I was at the chateau my mom. Hollywood,
big dude. I love going there. I know it's like
kind of bougie.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
That's where you're meeting your specialist.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah. Yeah, that's why I can't get my my body worked.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
One.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
I bet I made you do I uh because it's
so it's so Hollywood, it's so cool and like classic.
But so I'm there having this meaning and this guy
comes in and he's dressed like a fucking bozo. The
clown dude, he just is wearing like leather trash bag
pants and they're like very very blousy, and then a
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tank top, black tank top with a puffy vest, but
his like bellies kind of showing.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
So far.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I'm entering this into my AI engine and.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
A diamond crucifix with his braids were in the back
were parted like one and one, and then very thick
black sunglasses. It's very dark in there. I know for
a fact he couldn't see.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Shehit just runs into a wall.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I'm not kidding you when I say I was like,
look at this guy. I said him, like what he's
dressed like such a fucking idiot. It looks like he
was dressed by Kanye West. And then me and the
guy was having the meeting with kind of chuckled. Not
a great joke, but I was being like he honestly did.
And then he proceeded to sit down in no less
than four chairs. He tested different chairs in the I
(17:49):
thought he laid across four chairs. That's a boss move,
That's what I was thinking, like cheerleader style. Yeah. No,
he he like went to one table, sat for like
a minute, got up, went to another table, was like
shaking his head no, like looking at the table and stuff,
went to another table, and then finally found the table,
which obviously was the table the back corner. If you're
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scouting tables for Kanye West, yeah, you go to the
back corner. I don't know why he tried the front chair.
I'm like, that's a bad chair. You don't want that.
They're just like, but I had no idea what he
was doing. I thought he was a lunatic. And then
a few minutes later, Kanye West comes in and they
walk right back to that back chair because he scouted
the table.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Oh, this was his scouting. I'm sorry. I thought the
guy you were describing was coming.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is just a man.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Oh what the hell, dude, Yes.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
This is not Kanye. This is not Kanye.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
So you're telling me. When me and Blake saw Prince,
it was just the dude trying out a chair for him. Yeah. See,
I told you, man, they send an imposters.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
No, no, so this guy so he didn't look anything
like Kanye. I said, he dressed like Kanye. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yeah, I know, but I thought you were like doing
the whole this guy looks like him and he takes
out the sunglasses and then it's a dund to dunk.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
No, no, no, no, I understand that that was confusing, now
my beam, it was my beat.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
No, okay, okay. So, so Kanye has a chair scout
that he sends before and he has to does he
sit in every chair to see if they're like rigged
to falls? Sort of like a pure luxcenario. Ooh, that's
pretty good, April fools.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Yeah, dude, I don't know what I mean. Yeah, he's like,
if there's like a booby track there, he's going to
get snagged. Yeah, he's gonna get snared in this booby trap.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
First, Kanye swore he will never get pranked again after
one time he had a chair pulled out from underneath him. Right,
I didn't know that, Blake.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
He sat in all the chairs. Then Kanye comes in
also dressed like a fucking moron, like dressed like a
fucking idiot, and uh and then I was like so vindicated.
I'm like, Mike, he did dress. Kanye did dress. This man,
that's all Kanye's bullshit that he he's pushing now, hand
me down. Yeah, just the you know, dressing and trash
(20:04):
bags that sucks. He's like, you're not leaving the house
till you put these these glad bags on. She's like,
put them on and go test out the chairs.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Where this scented trash bag. What a gig though, what's
that guy pulling down?
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Oh yeah, he's making money if he's got the big.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, it has to be six figures. You're working for Kanye.
You're not making less than six figgies, right, you have
to come on. I hope, I hope.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah. As far as the figgies go, it's gotta be six.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
If we're talking figgies, it's got to be six of them.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
By the way, it'd be cool if it was seven
for no reason.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, that'd be cool. Come on in here.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
I'd like to tell you that I am giving you
a raise. I'm adding one more figgy to that page. Check. Congratulations,
you're doing great.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I mean, dude, you're so stuked. If you get a
raise and it's a figgy.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Oh yeah, you just got yourself another figgy. That's a bump.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's a real bump.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
That's a total bump. Sweetheart. I think I got a raise.
How much? I don't know A figgy? I don't know
do you go back there and you ask him for
another figgy? Right now?
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Two piggies. It seems like too many figgies. You don't
understand too many figs.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
If they appreciate you, they'll give you another figgy.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
They'll give you a piggy. Stop acting like a bitch
and ask for your figgy. Well, I got fired.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And so then Kanye comes rolling in.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
He didn't fall out of the sky like guys like him,
just don't fall out of the fucking sky.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
You know, he has a full grill. Now, it's really
cool looking mouth grill. I thought maybe he was about
to start cooking some asada baby. No, a mouth of
just bedazzles. It's really it's it's fun looking.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
He has a he's got a full chrome grill.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Now, is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (21:47):
I think he had all of his teeth removed. Yeah,
and it's just a chrome top and a chrome bottom.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
He was he was like watching James Bond and he
saw the character Jaws and he's like, I want his tea.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, dude, it's wild because he's his pants look like
trash bags, his face looks like foil. He's always ready
to do some work around the house. He's this boy's ready.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
He looks like a monster made from garbage, Like if
someone threw mutagen into the fucking trash. Uh the garbage truck.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, that's what Kanye westcrawls. He comes out and has
to fight the turtle, yelling, yelling, slurs.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Uh, this is a tool walking toolshed. Yeah the hell?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
And uh, dude, the people that he was with, Uh,
he rolled with a guy that was like a little older. Uh,
he seemed kind of He was also wearing all black,
but he seemed a little normal. You know for a fact.
He was like, I'm not putting on the trash bag pants. Yeah,
I will wear all black like like all of us.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
And I'm going to give you another figgie on the paycheck.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
But yeah, but I'm not wearing all black, right.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
And then two girls that looks like they just walked
off the set of uh Idol, that HBO show they.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Were and what does that look like?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Loose? Oh you didn't watch Idle, You didn't watch Idle
the weekend show. I mean with that girl's uh legitimate
vagina lips hanging out? Uh, you can with Johnny Depp's daughter,
Can we break early? I'll go check it out? Can
we play? You have to check it out? Uh, dude,
the show was bad, but for whatever reason, I can't
(23:30):
I can't watch it.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
For whatever reason.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Right after.
Speaker 4 (23:34):
I can think of a couple of reasons.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
For whatever reason, I kept watching. I don't know. It
was bad, but it had a hood.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
So he was like, I don't know, I'm not really
into this show. And I'm like, I'm like, there's something
to it, right? Is there something to it? So they're
dressed in the they're naked women? Right, they're naked women?
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Okay, well yeah, that' says that says Is it his.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Girlfriend or it wasn't. It wasn't that herd But that's.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
That's her whole fashion cue. So maybe they're also.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I think they were, but they were. It was less
than that. It was more. There were more clothes than
she I've seen her wear, but it was it was wild.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
For like a Wednesday meeting at the chateau.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
This wasn't Wednesday clothes. You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (24:21):
Hit what, Holly? I thought you were hitting it.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
He was looking at the computer, licking his chops. I
thought he had something. That's that's arguably the greatest sighting
you can have at this moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
the best I know.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I can't I can't believe I'm kind of two for
two cool sightings recently. Yeah, you don't normally catch those sightings,
you know, no, no, what the heck, Yeah, I don't
know what's happening. You got to see easy in the flesh.
I'm gonna I'm on a real, real run.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Remember when he was my neighbor. That was crazy. Yeah,
it was wild.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
That didn't last long, it didn't end well, well, I
guess it was his first Hollywood house. Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
And then he was in the process of like moving
out when I was moving in, Like there was only
like a maybe three month overlap or something.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, He's like, oh shit, I gotta.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Go, I gotta I gotta I gotta go, I gotta go.
And then you know, it was a lot of like
me driving past, and Paparazzi's looking at me thinking like
I'm going to be somebody because I'm driving right, like
slowly right past his house because there's that curve right there, feel,
and then they put their cameras down right, Oh, it's
just uh the guy workoholic, Adam.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
He flips up his Duane Wayne glasses.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Nobody interested.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah, I will say if I was going to make
a swing like fashion choice, it would be those Dwyane
Wade glasses.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It was where there there there are sunglasses and then
you flip them up and they're just actual glasses. Yeah,
that's a it's a cool look.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Undeniable, undeniable cool.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Look, I'm not for the trash back pants, but I
am one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Of those are deniable.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Yeah, those are very deniable and recyclable. As we've covered,
is that our thing? You know, like when you get older,
like a lot of actors or comedians, like they just
kind of get ahold of a thing and they're like,
I'm the glass. Like Howie Mendel's glasses game is super
super strong. Yeah, He's like, maybe maybe that's my thing.
(26:26):
I have like sunglasses and then I do flip ups.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I like how You're like, my thing's gonna be the
thing that's already some other dudes things. How that's named
after the other guy?
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Well, I don't think they're Dwayne Wade's because remember I
used to have a pair of those.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
Dwayne Wayne who Dwayne Wade is a basketball player.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Well, that's what I thought you were talking about. I
thought he had a Dwayne.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Wayne is from a different world. Wait, what classes are
you talking about?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I do not know.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
It's a different world from where you come from. What
kind of sunglasses were was Dwayne Wade wearing? He probably
had a.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Dude, Dwayne Wade has cool glasses like that. So he
was saying, Dwayne Wade, and I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
His ee weear is good. He's in Miami.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Yeah, I'm assuming he has cool iwear.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I'm not trying to bring it back to Sinbad this week.
But it's a different world. It's where like Lisa Bonet
went away to college from the Cosby Show.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Okay, that was after the Cosby Show, right, it was
during But yeah, it's just been off. Okay, no, I
mean literally, the Cosme Show was on and then A
Different World came right on afterwards.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yes, oh that's a one two punch.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I think for the most part, that was my bedtime.
I was my mama was tucking me to bed, and
you know you were slid by. Yeah, I was. I'm
a little younger than you, so I think I didn't
have I didn't have the time to watch that one.
It was it was about bad time.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
She was like, away, Dad's not here. I gotta put
you down. Yeah yeah, let's get you. Let's have you
watch a Cosby show and Sweet Dreams Sweets. She's like,
Cosby's fine.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
This other show I don't know, gonna go something, make
something about Cosmy makes me want to put you to bed?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Yeah, yeah, you getting very sleepy.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
That wasn't allegedly it was actual.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
Yes, he's in prison, yes, so I could watch. So
so his name was His name was Dwayne Wayne.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Dwayne Wayne.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yes, oh see, and you knew exactly who he was
talking about when he said Dwayne Wayne.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Yeah, it's iconic.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
No, you know, don't put words in Blake's inip mouth,
did you know?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Oh of course I do. Yes, that's the whole Kanye
lyric when Dwayne Wade became Dwayne Wade, When Dwayne Wade
became Dwayne Wade.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Yeah, yeah, So what was the lyric Because the lyric
is about Dwayne Wade, it's about Dwayne Wayne.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
No, it's a So Dwayne Wayne was kind of like
a dork. He was kind of like a nerd pining
after Lisa Bonet. Okay, and so Kanye was like, I
was it's the lyric is when Dwayne Wade, Dwayne Wayne
became Dwayne Wade, Dwayne Wade, obviously very famous popular basketball
player married, Yeah, reunion, it's science, so it's about his progression.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I I literally just thought he was saying Dwayne Wade twice.
I'd never heard Dwayne Wayne, not once. I always I
every time, the thousand times I've heard that song, I
thought he was when Dwayne Wade became Dwayne Wade. I
thought he was, like, but that's a much more clever lyric.
I just literally never heard, Yeah, I'm learning something. Yeah,
(29:33):
I'm learning something that's cool.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
Years later?
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Well did he start those those glasses? Was that? Literally
was he the first one?
Speaker 3 (29:41):
I mean he put him on the map, right.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, yeah, okay, what were they like the Hitler mustache? Like, yes,
that mustache was was fairly popular at the time, Like
people had that mustache, you know, people were, people were
rocking Charlie Chaplin was.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
But did not But did he put it on for
the dictat the movie he made of making fun?
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Oh, I don't know, I think he was.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
This is where we need Kyle's dumb ass.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
I guess I'm just like, we know those two guys
had it.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I don't, and Michael Jordan so like kind of old
sort we have huge figures.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Michael Jordan's the only person who could have undone the
hitlerness of it.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
I think I do think it was a mustache. I
do think it was a mustache. I think people had
it and during that time, because you watch Boardwalk Empire
and there's people with that mustash.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Oh really, yeah, damn, that's a bitch ass mustache. I'll
be real with you. I much prefer Jersey's cookie duster.
That's a nice mustache. Oh okay, relaxed.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Whoa dude, Hey, is there any negative points over there?
Oki button? Can you hit that one?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:49):
I guess I wouldn't want that either. But who the
ones that are like just the low pencil those are
fucking fire, dude.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
Oh like, what, who's the who's the director guy? Jonathan
John Waters? Yeah, his mustache is sinister. Oh yeah, the
pencil thin, the really pencil thin. That's a skeazy stash though,
remember when I had that, just that blonde mustache. But
it kind of was darker right here and Kyle and Jersey.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Under the lights. Under the lights, it looked like a
Hitler mustache.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
The light was hitting me just right on tour photos.
It looks like you rocked a Hitler mustache on the
RTII tour.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Yeah, so that is kind of cool. And I wonder,
like why so many guys with like shaved heads were
coming up to me and saying, I really love your
mustache from like that happened a lot. That happened a lot.
On to it.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
They kept saying, hey man, your facial hair is in
the zone. Yeah, the zone of interest.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I really get it.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Fucking disaster my guys. Yeah, they do a little wink
and they're like, that's a movie that just came out.
I didn't see it. I know it won an Academy.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I just watched it.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
It was fine.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
It's pretty disturbing. Yeah, okay, what I truly had no
idea what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (32:03):
He thought, you said, Dwayne Wade, Uh what is that?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
It won?
Speaker 3 (32:09):
And it won in Oscar?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Oh dude, I don't watch that ship.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
I know I was with you. It did for Best
scream Play. I don't know it was.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
It's the movie about like just like this family and
like the dad is in a way dad and he's
got a big job.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Boy, His job though, is.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Running concentration camps and finding ways to like get rid
of more Jewish people. So like this, this team comes
in with like new plans.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
That's a weird sitcom, kind of a kind of a
black comedy.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah it's not.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
It's not. Okay, I'm sure, I'm assuming.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Yeah, I mean, but hey, there's a what is the
Rogan Ceres that was at a pow camp and that
was a comedy during World War Two?
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Was that Hogan's Hogan's heerroo? Yeah? What did I say? Yeah? Rogans?
Speaker 3 (32:56):
You said Rogan, which would be cool like a Joe
Rogan spin off. It was so wait, but.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
Sorry, you are right, it is Hogan's. But I want
to say there was also a Rogan's Heroes that was
something else. And people listening home you can slide in
Blake's d MS.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Rogan's is a show about sports, Isaac said. And also
I have a popular podcast and maybe because you, I know,
you listen to all of them. So yeah, you're probably
thinking of of Rogan.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
You're your Rogan head.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah that's where I get my horse drenthe i'ver mecked
in What a hard time he got for that? By
everyone's like, people use this.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
I don't know why we're calling it a horse trank?
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Will people use this every day science?
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Due COVID?
Speaker 1 (33:39):
COVID was a weird time, is it? Is it not
a horse tranquilizer? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
I mean yeah, but sure, but it has other properties
that apply for other stuff. And yeah, you got crucified.
But guess what, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, they're back on
Spotify this week?
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Are they that they're back?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Were they?
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Were?
Speaker 1 (34:01):
They not? For a while?
Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah? They left because this is.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
The podcast where I just truly don't know.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
You don't know, we're kind of covering a lot of
old stuff.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, when you're funny like we are, well, you can
do whatever the fun you want.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
When you're the funniest podcast, uh in history?
Speaker 4 (34:19):
We for the year during COVID essentially, uh, Neil Young
was like, he Joe Rogan's spreading misinformation if he's on Spotify,
I'm not. And then a few other people were, including
Joni Mitchell. But now I guess Joe Rogan made a
deal where he can be on anything now, and so
Neil Young is like.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Okay, well I guess I'll put my ship back.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Well, I guess I'm off everything. He was like, I
can't do that.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Take a stand, have a backbone.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Hey.
Speaker 4 (34:51):
By the way, Joni Mitchell at the Grammys, that ship was.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Off the cod bro, she still got it.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
In that chair.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I was like, dude, in that chair.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
You guys watch the Grammys.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
You guys are we watch award shows. We're award winners, youde.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
The only award show that I live stream is the
the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards. That's the only one.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
We should have watched. The weekend show. What's it called idle?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Yeah, I think it's just called idol, dude, and it's
not good. I'm not gonna sit up here and say
it's a good show. But for whatever reason, you know, whatever.
Speaker 4 (35:30):
Reason, can't put my finger in, you're gonna want to
You're gonna want to keep you gotta want to keep watching.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
You know what I think I'm gonna I'm gonna go
watch the second episode in our room.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
You kind of want to keep watching?
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Can I just say?
Speaker 4 (35:47):
I think we just did like a full on like
eighty D seven tangent.
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Because we were talking about something and then I was like,
but the Stanley cup, and then I'm like, what were
we talking to about? We were talking about award shows.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
It was like Dayne Wade.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Dyne Wayne Dwayne. That got very confusing because I know
a lot of people are like me that they can't
hear I know a lot of people are gonna listen
to you and hear Dwayne Wade. I I'm I guarantee
there are some people that also never put that together.
Some fosu uh. And I'm excited that we learned something together.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, we learned today. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
That's really because you know, that's the truth. If you
were Kanye's level, would you have a chair guy?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Would I have a chair guy?
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Would you have a chair guy?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
You know what? I don't know, maybe I would.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
We're I know, I'm only like three tables away from him,
but we're not in the same world, right right, We're
not even in the same we don't live the same
life even a little bit.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Well, we kind of talked about when you get to
a certain level of wealth, you start to have guys.
You guys talk about how like de Niro had a
cheese guy, Kanye has like a chair guy.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
What kind of guy would you you want to.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Go what's yours? What would it be the first guy
you hire?
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Guy? I'm uh, would it be Adam? I would have am.
And I'm about to go there because if if I
start my production and I and I'm not feeling that well,
I might pull the trigger on this. I want a
physical therapist, Okay in the trailer.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
So that's a hot guy. I think that's the same
that's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Hey, it could be it could be a strong woman.
It could just be a strong woman with some strong hands.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Very different. Do you think there's a woman strong enough
to fucking squeeze your ship?
Speaker 1 (37:52):
Bro? Come on, yeah, I think I think so. I
have a I have a physical therapist right now. Sam.
She's a woman, and she's absolutely fantastic. Okay, strong hands, yeah,
you gotta have strong hands.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Are you positive it's a woman?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah? Has children? Yeah, you can't ask. You do not ask.
I didn't ask. I didn't ask. But the good tells
there are tells.
Speaker 3 (38:13):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Her family, her husband or kids. Yeah, you know there's
some tells.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Good luck with that, good luck with those being identifiers.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
But I but I do want I think that would
be my.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Guess what a lot of people can have a husband
these days, at them, anyone can have kids at them.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
I want a husband. I'll get you a husband tomorrow,
my husband tomorrow day. I'd love to be your husband.
I know you would. I know you would. I would
love to marry either of you.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
I would have a physical therapist on hand, or like
a massage therapist or someone like that. I think that
would be a good a good guy to have, just ready,
ready for a rubdown, ready, ready to really get in there.
And uh and dig I mean it's insane. Yeah, they
like my so as. I guess it's all my so as.
I guess I have a thickened Yeah. They're like, it's hyperfect.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Hyperpature feed.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah. Is that the right word hypertrophy.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
I've never heard that word before.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Sure, it's when it's basically when your muscles grow and
they're strong and they're big.
Speaker 3 (39:23):
So your so as is too strong.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yes, essentially. And they think it's from the cycling, and
it's strong and really really tight and it's just yanks
everything out of place.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
It's tight and.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
And what did you just did? You just cycle for
an hour a day and then never stretch.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
I never stretched once. I never stretched. I don't even
really I didn't. I'm now learning how to stretch. I
didn't even besides like touching my toes, I would touch
my toes and pull my leg back. I would, I would,
you know how like Brett farv would.
Speaker 3 (39:50):
Before even the muscle. Well, yeah, I guess the pull
your leg back when?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, you know how Brett Fervor like pull his leg
back twice and then go play a football game. That's
who I thought I was, And it turn I'm not
that guy. Pal, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
That guy right, he would just grab some grass.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I'm not that guy. Pie. So did you So?
Speaker 4 (40:08):
Do you have the thing with the two little fins
and you lay on that Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, I lay on that ship all the time. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Wait what's that thing?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Ali? It's called I think it's like so as released
or something, and it's just a piece of plastic and
a U shape and then two like basically kind of
like balls or ridges that you lay on and it
pokes both sides of your hips and it's supposed to release.
It doesn't do shit for me because I'm too tight.
But now I'm I'm going like four or five days
(40:37):
a week and they're just digging in there. Trying to
release it before I leave for Charleston because I don't
know what my physical.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Pick doesn't do anything for you.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
No, even though you haven't worked out in months.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
No, dude, I haven't worked out in months and I
have it ridden a bike in a year and a
half and I'm still so so tight.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
You need another four inches. You need another four inches.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
And they also think the fasciculations has something to do
with it too, So I think.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
That's what I was gonna. Blake and I were talking
about this offline. I texted you like the yes, for sure,
the vesticulations, bro, but like I didn't want to say it.
I'm glad that dude.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
That's what I told you guys. That's what uh I
mean when I tell you, guys every little detail about
my health. The fact that you don't remember every detail
really upsets me because I've told.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
You, no, I remember the vesticulation.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah. Yeah, they're the spasms essentially, and that's they think
I have some kind of autoimmune thing. They can't figure
it out. But it goes in tandem with its keeping
my s as tight, which is then fucking everything up.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
So I need to pull that for the board. Keeping
your so as tight.
Speaker 4 (41:40):
I can only imagine this person you're hiring like just
putting your legs behind your head.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Tell it's all part of it.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, well it is insane because they do have to
dig in. It's right at your crotch and their their
thumbs are just really digging at your idol, really digging deep.
Do you get Do you get aroused or no? No?
It is the most painful thing that you could do.
Speaker 4 (42:03):
You do feel a something, you know, inlike your balls
when when your balls go up suddenly for some reason.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
Oh yeah, they kind of like scare.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
You feel the pole like kind of behind your pelvic.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bone, I feel that when I've
had my so as.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
I guess you'd call it tingled.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Yeah, you get it tingled? Yeah, mangled, mine's a powerwash
mine's damn Yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Okay, I gotta try this. I'm like doing it right now,
and it does. It does feel interesting.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
It shouldn't feel interesting. It should feel like white hot pain.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Right really, yours is.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Probably tight from running. Yeah, that's offline. Let's discuss it offline.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Hey, so that's my guy, that's my guy. Okay, I
want to sew as releaser on call, ready to release
so as is and help help me help myself.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Okay, okay, I like that.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Who's your guy? My guy?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
You know how like you see people playing like accordions.
Of course, my guy is kind of like that. But
he's holding a spindle of giro meat.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:05):
Oh, and he can no matter how close or far
I am from him, like within reason, he can just
go with a knife and the piece of giro flies
towards me and I catch up my mouth.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
Whoa wow, yeah you.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Know, I god stop eating.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I will say. The one bummer about that guy is
you always you then would always always have to smell
giro meat.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Oh so I like, I do you think I haven't
thought about this? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, yeah, I do like the smell, but I feel
like all the time that might that might not be
a good vibe for you. I think you would end
up getting fired off of sets.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Really yeah?
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, I think I think like a vegan or of
a lot of these directors are vegan and vegetarian, like
you know, Kyle.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Let me tell you something. When you have a guy
who slices gearro meat with you, nobody's firing.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
Oh you mean you're at that level that you can
have that guy diary. Yeah we're not talking about right now.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Well that's also a good point. But I just think
like the intimidation factor of it's like you really want
to tell the boss, like to fire the boss of
the guy who slices meat this, well, like because if
I'm fired, he's.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
Technically out of work.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
You know, Like that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
He's gonna he's gonna hit a chop. I think I
would probably just hire somebody to like read everything for me.
That would be kind of the guy I what, like, Yeah,
somebody who like would read everything aloud to me.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Well, that's how much are you?
Speaker 3 (44:32):
How much do you have to read?
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Now?
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, I've made my life so that I don't have
to read much. So anytime I have to read, it's
really is.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Reading that hard for you? Reading? It's like a pretty
simple all right.
Speaker 4 (44:47):
What about like translating into like emojis like Jordan Peel
used to do, like movies and one hundred and forty emojis.
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Remember that that would be kind of cool, It was
pretty great. Yeah, that would be kind of cool. He
could just do that. I think Jordan might be available.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
And then you you could. You would read that, then
you'd read the emojis.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
That could be kind of cool if they just translated it.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Okay, well I'm kind of I'm I'm a little bummed.
I am a little bummed about mine because mine was
like a very real one. I thought we were trying
to go real with the actual guy.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
I'm being real. I'm being very real being.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
As real as you guys were doing. You guys were
doing chucks chucks and gigs and hahas, and I was,
I was, I was finally trying to be real.
Speaker 4 (45:28):
Hey, Adam, just because ours is funnier than yours, Like,
it's not it's not a contest.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
I'm just saying, I know it's not a contest. I
wish I would have done something different, and I'm and
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
We're not the fucking healthiest podcast. We're the funniest fun think.
Speaker 1 (45:43):
Of the way Blakes know. The way Blake started it
was he wants a hot he wants a hot guy,
and I go, okay, that makes sense for Blake, and
he was not, yeah we're going real, was moving on,
Yeah we're going real. So then I went real yet
to you, you went real right out the gate.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
So then I had to go you had to match it.
Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yeah, you said you wanted a hot.
Speaker 4 (46:08):
Guy, and then I just I do want to stand by.
I still want to stand in my mind as being
kind of pretty real.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, I don't know. I feel like you would have
a different guy if if we are being real blake
for sure, what's a hot guy that makes a lot
of sense for him?
Speaker 3 (46:21):
There's no reason that each one of our guys can't
be super hot and do the things we said.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Well, that's that goes without saying for sure, that's that
goes without saying Yeah, that goes without saying, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
My guy who's reading aloud to me is fucking hot?
Speaker 4 (46:36):
Who's he look like?
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Who's he look like? I wasna say Brad Pitt, Brad
Pitt still hot?
Speaker 4 (46:45):
To Is he still hot?
Speaker 3 (46:46):
Jesus? Yes?
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yeah, I mean easy?
Speaker 3 (46:49):
Do you have eyeballs?
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Easy? I thought you were going to say, like Stone
cold Steve Austin, Like.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
No, no, Stone calls not hot. I don't know crush
on still cold?
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Ship you know who that one guy name like Dev
Patel or oh yeah, I think he's kind of hot.
Speaker 4 (47:04):
Oh not only is he hot, very tall? I think
he might even be taller than me.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Oh my god, tallest man.
Speaker 3 (47:09):
He's way younger than I thought he was. Yeah, I
think he's hot. Did you ever see that one movie
he's in. It's called like the Green Night or like
the or something like. That movie sucked though, right, dude,
he gets like he gets jas.
Speaker 4 (47:23):
It was a tone a tone poem.
Speaker 1 (47:24):
I did not watch it only because everyone that I
knew was like, you don't have to watch that one.
I don't watch that one.
Speaker 3 (47:32):
It was cool, it was.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
I watched it because, as the kids say, it was
a vibe.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
It was, and the vibe was he hate vibes, dude,
I'm I'm I'm off vibes.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
I think he just like, uh, shows where shows where
you can see pussy.
Speaker 1 (47:46):
Stories and I watched stories and vagina vagina lips.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, that's a vibe.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
And that's about another episode take back. I stand by everything.
I stand by.
Speaker 4 (48:04):
Hey, do you guys think this is worth adding to
our production? I mean it would give a little bit
more more to our producers, but they don't do a
damn thing as it stands.
Speaker 1 (48:12):
Now, they don't do nothing. Yeah. Yeah, that being said,
we did thank them when we won Best Podcasts Yeah,
that was weird for me. Best comedy podcast.
Speaker 4 (48:23):
We do uh week after like corrections from previous because
I do feel like we probably say a lot of
wrong stuff and it would be kind of fun to
the wrong stuff.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
Maybe for if on yes, you know what coming up
we have the two hundredth episode, maybe we go from
all of our errors throughout the two hundred episodes and
we correct that.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
Well, that's a lot of work.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Oh, budd, you're gonna make them re listen to two
hundred episodes. I'm saying, Wow, that's true.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
But of work, buddy, that's a lot. That's a whole lot. Todd,
I mean, Todd, get on it, because you know there's
you know, there's thirty corrections.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
And episode episode, So yeah, that's a lot. This one
alone has a lot. Yeah, we fucking went at it.
Speaker 1 (49:14):
No, I think we figured that we got to the
bottom of everything in this episode.
Speaker 3 (49:19):
If there's anyone knows how to get to the bottom,
it's us. Absolutely. I don't have a take back, but
I do have a freaking shout out. I got a
shout out to Atlantic City. We're coming your way, baby.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
Atlantic City, Here we come.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Dice Hot and the slots loose and the car slots belt.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Dude, I do like that, like calling slots loose, Like
who's the first guy to say that? Like they're loose, right,
that's kind of a very sexual undertone.
Speaker 3 (49:53):
Talkative.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Sure, yeah, sure, loose slots.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
Loose slots, baby, Yeah, I like that. Yeah, let's just
let's pull slots all weekend. Wait, we're only there a day?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Were there like a good day or two? A couple
of days. I mean, I'll pull some slots with you.
I never pull slots because I I don't even know
when I win, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Yeah, they're really they've gotten so hard. Yeah, it seems
like a total waste of time.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Maybe we find like a fun game, like a Wheel
of Fortune type game. You know how every once in
a while there's one of those and you're like, hey,
let's play one.
Speaker 4 (50:23):
Let's just like it's like it the movie, but it's
a fucking slot machine.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, Willie want I remember we I was pitching very hard,
and then of course Isaac you know, didn't do shit
about it. I hate him. I hate that man. I
was like, we should have a slot machine or like
pitball haling or something. Yeah, I was like the fact that,
you know, we were a very culturally significant show. We
(50:50):
could have had a slot machine. And you know what
you do to the go ahead? You when we're shows
off the air, you just peel the sticker back and
it's and it's always Sonny.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
Or whatever, Always Sonny.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Yeah, yeah, just feel the sticker back. It's fine, right, right.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
We did try to get a pinball machine made because
Comedy Central has it. There's a South Park one, but
it's a pretty involved process.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
How did South Park get a fucking pinball machine and
we didn't? WTF?
Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, the fact that the show that's been on for
like twenty five years, yeah, that's still currently on and
they've made like five movies. The fact that they have
a pinball machine. That doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
Dude, it doesn't sound like a good move.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Bally, Yeah, you could have had a workahol, it's pinball machine.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
You blew it? You blew it? You blew it? Or
was it Isaac that blew it? I can't tell. I
don't know, there's no way to tell.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
I'll put it on I think.
Speaker 4 (51:40):
I mean, how do you compare him blowing it when
it seems like everything's been you know, like, what's a
real disaster When it came across the board, it kind
of seems like a fail.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
Yeah, it's just the way anyway.
Speaker 1 (51:51):
That being said, I love Isaac and he did show us,
uh his tits on a couple occasions in Oakland and
in Omaha, so yeah, we've seen him.
Speaker 3 (51:59):
And if you're lucky Atlantic City, you might get my god, baby.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
I don't like you guys, And that's a that's a
big maybe. I bet he's not gonna want to because
now we're hyping, but I want to see them pink,
those pink nips once again.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
We have big plans for Isaac. Isaac's gonna kind of
be the fourth member.
Speaker 1 (52:17):
Basically, since I can't watch the show the Idol all
the time, I gotta see pink nips in other places,
you know, And and that's.
Speaker 4 (52:26):
That's the guy.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
You would have a pink nipple guy.
Speaker 1 (52:29):
And I feel like I already have that guy though
it's Isaac.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
Okay it is. We love them, but we love him.
Speaker 1 (52:34):
Hey, I came back. I would like to take back
because shipped on Isaac earlier.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
I really do.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
I love it. Yeah, just now you know I was
going a little hard in the paint and not I do.
Speaker 4 (52:43):
But this is how you kind of sometimes you got
to motivate by just really putting him down and making
him feel horrible.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yeah yeah, shut him down and build him up.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
I mean I I guess, yeah that is true? And
was that another episode of.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
This Is Important?
Speaker 1 (52:59):
This is m Atlantic City. We'll see April nineteenth, baby,
the day before the day.
Speaker 3 (53:12):
It's a to day holiday, it's a today holiday. Punk
rock getting radical.
Speaker 4 (53:23):
Hey, guys, huge news. This is Important is back on
the road on Friday, April nineteenth. That's right, four twenty eve.
My Fellowstoners, I Don't Smoke, Adam Blake and myself Honders
are hitting the hard Rock City Hotel and Casino in
(53:45):
Atlantic City to bring.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
TII Nation to another live show.
Speaker 4 (53:50):
Tickets are available now at hard Rock Hotel Atlantic City
dot com, or you can go to the link in
our bio on our at pot important Instagram page.
Speaker 3 (54:00):
You are so dumb if you don't get your tickets
right now, because they will sell out.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Hot hot hot yes points, Come party with us in
Atlantic City.
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