Ep 200: They Ran Out Of Babies To Eat In Toronto

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I'd rather be shot in the face with a cannon
ball than do that again.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
The cat came back. I thought it was a Gonner.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Boom bam, hot damn. His skulls all over the floor.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
And look, the last thing I want to be seen
as is a yellow belly.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Happy, Happy, two hundredth episodes.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
This is it?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, I think this is it. This is not forty,
it's two hundred. It is two hundred.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
This is two hundred, baby, And what big special plans
did we do?

Speaker 6 (00:58):
Blake?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
You have any special plans for two hundred? I know
the listeners g I I Nation is like, what did
Blake plan?

Speaker 6 (01:05):
Something? Seek?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Something outrageous, something dope, something for real?

Speaker 6 (01:09):
And it's with it.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
I think we have a big secret, right we have?
We have a big no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I'm asking what you specifically are bringing to the table.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Yeah, what did you do? Yeah? What are you bringing
to the table for this? We don't want to hear
your secrets?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Uh, well, so you don't want to hear what I
had to say, huhh.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
No, we want to hear what you have to say,
but we don't want to hear your secrets.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I had a really big secret I wanted to reveal,
but I will sit on that for episode four hundred
when I reveal my secret.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
No, wait, heng on, hang on, wait wait. The big
popped up on the screen was wild.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
That was weird.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
And Durst, did you plan any big surprise or any
epic event for the podcast their secret?

Speaker 6 (01:53):
You wanted to?

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Well, I wanted to do something special.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
I know.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
I think for a hundredth maybe it was our sixty
ninth that wore a TUXI you know, and so for
today I wore a T shirt the color of a
tuxedo black and white.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Pretty cool? Wow? Not No, I don't think no, I
don't know what.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
God, hey, hang on inflash and I mean, my tech
ghost is haunting us, and I feel like the ghost
of podcast past is coming back to haunt us.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
You know.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Slender Man, Yeah, of course, I feel like I just
saw not so slender Man's weird, but more slender than
has been before.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Man.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, very I would say he's he's entering slender Man territory.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Ladies and gentlemen, Yeah, losing weight man.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
For the two hundred episode, shut up more time, let
me do it again. Take two, ladies and all right,
ready gentlemen. For the two under episode, we would like
to reintroduce our good friend, an ex podcast co host.

Speaker 7 (03:09):
God.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Hello, Hello Dark. Do you have an applause or no?
I think that there's nothing. You couldn't add anything to this.
I was waiting for a board.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Did you have like a fizz plan for your baby bruh?

Speaker 6 (03:34):
Anything?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I mean, we knew this was happening, Blake.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
It's not like, what'd you pick for me? Blake? What'd
you pick?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:40):
I know you had something planned. Come on, special board
drop for you? Boy? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Where is the special board drop?

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Blake? Absolutely nothing anything? Hit him with something sauce and
what are you even looking for? Look at his eyes?
It's okay, the moment has passed.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's okay, okay, trojan Man.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Interesting that would have that would have been something.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
It would have been something anything, if you would have
talked it at the right time.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Okay, thank you, thank you, Blake.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
This is only the two hundredth episode, so yeah, you know,
well we'll figure it out maybe by four hundred or six.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
We're hoping. So congratulations, gentlemen.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yes, yo, Hi, welcome back. So we're gonna let them talk.
Dark greetings, dark greetings. What's up.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
We're not used to it. We're not used to leaving
that much room for Kyle to talk. We we kind
of fell into a really sexy groove there for a while, right, Yeah,
Kyle's back. We'll see, we'll see what happens. We're not
sure if it's going to be good or bad or
how we're you know, our little chunky.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, i'll tell you. I'll tell you. It's gonna clunk
for a little bit. I know, and I could feel it.
But once we get all four wheels on the three wheeler,
we're gonna be scurreyming, baby, Okay?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Is the King return of the King?

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Return the mister metaphor himself? Damn? I didn't want him
to be so just good and prolifical, right, And when
you put it that way, yeah, when you when you
put it that way, I'm like, you turn a strike
into a car. Baby. Here we are. What's up? What's up?

Speaker 7 (05:18):
Well?

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Now he's rhyming, holy rhyming. This guy is coming on fire.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
So what what happened here, Kyle, your show got canceled
and then you feel like you can come back to
the Yeah, to the podcast, or what's the deal.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
They run out of babies up there in Toronto?

Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah you full? Oh yeah? What the fuck?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Because we kind of had a cohesive thing going on.
We're our little spices.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Were blending quite nicely. What do you got?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
The floor is yours?

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Which the floor is yours? Which part do you want
to know about the show first? Or the babies or
what's going on?

Speaker 4 (05:51):
First?

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Babies?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Well, the babies, whatever strikes your fancy.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Well, I know your kids, I've I've met your children.
They're not no longer babies. Those are children.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
That's not what I'm talking about. The babies.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
About his diet.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, thing going on in the comments because I've been
posting pickleball clips and fucking everybody's just talking about how
I'm eating babies, and I'm just like, how the fun
did people find out about this ship?

Speaker 6 (06:17):
That does? Okay, not denying we knew, hollywoody Lee hit it.
What are y'all doing? What? What are you doing? Hey, Kyle,
you're back on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
The floor is yours, floor is yours?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Okay, well, that is supposed to be a secret and
nobody's supposed to know about that kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
I thought that was between us. So that's rough, all right.
How do they taste? I gotta try them, you got it.
You gotta try open for interpretation, what a giving guess.
You gotta try them. You gotta try them. By the way,
you're a guest today, Okay, cool, good good.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, seventh guest on the pod.

Speaker 6 (06:54):
We liked it. There we go.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, there's a lot of guests in Atlanta.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
The last guest was Connor who here's his nipple, and
I want to say he was maybe my favorite so far.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
I definitely saw the footy of that on Instagram. That
looked wild and cool.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
We had fun.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
So you've been, uh, cyber stalking, cyber stalking us and
just kind of peeking in into our world.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
When I get a.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Chance, I definitely check and see what the boys are
up to. Man, all the time, you know you all
the time. I don't listen. I don't listen, okay, but
I do watch on Instagram.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
You never have, yeah, you never have.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Go ahead, Adam, Sorry, Floris yours, Flora's yours.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
When we collectively were saying, we're not sure whether or not.
We're not sure if you're off eating babies, right, because
we don't know because you're not doing the podcast.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
That's that's what we were saying.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
We were saying we never said you I mean, maybe
we did, but usually we didn't say that you are
eating babies. We say, we don't know what you're doing.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
Is he eating babies?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
We're not sure because he's not on the podcast and
we don't get to catch up with him, so we're
not sure if he is eating babies.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
If he is.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Quite literally, which is the thing I'm saying now is
quite literally.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Yeah, that's good. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
And then you come on the podcast and then you
kind of just admitted to eating babies.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I didn't know that. You didn't that you left it
a question mark. I didn't know that, and it is
in fact a question mark. Still, Okay, oh wow, I'm
not admitting to anything. I'm not admitting to anything.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
The floor is yours.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
Happy for the floor.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Dude, and the other guys have met my son bow
and I don't.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
I don't know if you're allowed. Dude, Oh fuck to
delish well, because he's cute.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
He's got these cute little fingers and cute little toes.
You might start nibbling, you might start nibbling.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
So much has happened since you've been gone, Adam, and.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
You're in your estimation, Is that what you think people
eat off of babies first?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Or your fingers?

Speaker 6 (08:51):
That the best part is the fingers and toes?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
But yeah, I thought of eating babies.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
The fingers and the I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
I mean, honestly, I think the amount of baby eating
is probably realistically so low, so okay.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
But I think we can all agree that it's definitely
those baby back.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Thank you all right off baby eating. Yeah, that's cool,
that's cool. We can we can skip the shows.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
So the show shadows what we do in the shadows,
what we do in the shadows.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Adam is really going down the note card right now.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Yeah, I know, it's good. It's good, shadows. We're catching up.
We're catching like that. It's been this is the I've
been working on the final season.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
It's been one week.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I've been working on the final season. It's been taking
a lot of the mind. It's been taking a lot
of time. It's like it's just it's a fucking grind, dude,
and we're out here doing it and it's almost over.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
It's almost a.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Question like when you guys are doing the final episode
or even the final scene.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
Is it is it a lot?

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Like is everyone like crying like getting through scenes?

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Yes? That started this week.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
This week is the emotional week where everybody's everything is
the final final, you know, like the last time.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
That's kind of fun though, Yeah, yeah, I like it.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Remember remember the last week on Workaholics, it was just
like you're like touching. I would just find myself like
touching stuff. I'd be like kind of just rubbing the
desk and being like, yeah, that was my fine, that's
what I call my desk. Your thigh, dude, that's why
I get to work.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
Okay, sure on desk. Daddy's got to go do some work.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Okay, you're gonna go sit on his desk.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
Yeah, we heard you say that one Blake give.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
No.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
It's fun when you say like four times, it gets repetition.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
You've only said it twice.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
He's going to go sit on his desk. Yeah, he's
going to go sit on his desk.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Yeah, okay, beautiful, beautiful, that's all.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Why don't you cry about it?

Speaker 4 (11:03):
But I do, remember, I do remember there being a lot,
a lot of.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
Emotions last week. That was that was very fun.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
It runs hot. It's like everybody's feeling it. Everybody's vibeing,
everybody's like, oh my god, that's the last line I'm
ever going to say. That's the last time I'm putting
on this outfit. That's the last time that this set
is being used.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
And as as sort of the general of the production
as the producer and director, are you just like, yo, hey, guys,
quit being bitches. Focus, focus up, we got it. We're
making our day. You're you're kind of being a bitch
about it.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
Pretty much pretty much.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
And that's where I like to sit Matt Berry down
and just being like, hey, buddy, you're being a bitch
about it. Maybe yeah, buddy, the last you've been on
you've been on a show, Dude, you've done this.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
I expect a little bit more like no emotions.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, this is just a job, bro, But but no, no,
I mean it's you go that way. I feel I
find my if I'm being permission to be real, Yeah, okay,
he's back. I find myself like suppressing my emotions with
that mentality, you know what I mean, Like not allowed
like compartmentalizing everything that's making my sad, making me sad

(12:20):
into that area?

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Are you directing with like sunglasses on so like no
one can see what's happening.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
What's he doing over there? I'm making my sad.

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Yeah, when the.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Emotion comes in, you're just like, oh, well, fine, one
more week and then I'm out of here.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
I'm not coming back, and you turn it into a bit.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
But it's but it's like, really, I'm I'm crying.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
So are you.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
As emotional for this as you were on Workaholics and
permission to be real?

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Yeah, okay, permission granted. If I have the floor, you
do it. Permission granted. Awesome.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, you haven't been listening. But this is like a
thing we're doing. We're implementing, like, uh, the floor, like
the floor parliament rules or something well.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Well said, I'm glad you had the floor Parliament.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
Sit on daddy's desk or whatever the blake.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Said, Yeah, on daddy's lap. It gets funnier every time, Kyle,
you have the desk, Go ahead, I have your thigh.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Okay, my hand is on your thigh. Here we go,
and uh no, I'm was definitely more emotion emotional with workaholics.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, okay, yes I do.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
I wasn't here for I wasn't doing Shadows season one.
So they're like, they played the gag reel barely care.
I was there at season two, so two through six,
and they played the gag reel and a lot of
stuff was from season one.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
I was kind of like, oh, yeah, I might as
well be strangers to.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
What's the gag reel? Is that what I think it is?

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Or what is the No, No, it's not that.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
It's jokes Blake, yeah, joke okay, but you're thinking about
the chorg reel.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
My damn babe. You know.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
I always I always hated the at the wrap part
of the gag reels, where like everyone has to like
watch the actors more.

Speaker 6 (14:08):
I'm like, didn't they all do this all season? It
weren't they all there? Yeah, but they kind of like it.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Number once in a while you get like, uh, hair
and makeup department in something, you know.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
They I like that. I like that. Yeah, I'm a
big fan of that.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
I'm not a big fan of like watching someone try
and get a take because everyone's like, yeah, no, that
was the day I missed my kids whatever, right.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Like somebody's getting super fucking emotional.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
In the corner. Yeah, you you couldn't that line. I remember,
I remember.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
That that day that you couldn't stop laughing and I
missed my daughter's graduation.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
Yeah, I remember that day.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
That's a funny out take. Yeah, actually, can I go,
Can I get a copy of that?

Speaker 6 (14:45):
That's a real gag. That was That was That was
really funny.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
That was the day my husband got in that car
accident and uh, I didn't have my phone on me because.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
We were shooting and in this dumb ass location. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Actually I told you guys, and you wanted to let me.
You wouldn't let me, so you said I had to
be there for continuity.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
Funny. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's funny. That's a real gag. Funny, it's funny gag.

Speaker 5 (15:12):
We're not saying it's not funny. But my husband got
in the car.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Life's a gag. And then my husband died.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
Way Oh what a gag? Well wait, yeah, they had
a lot of that.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
They had a lot of like you know, behind the
scenes in the gag reel, which is that's a hit
at the rap party, you know, be where it's all
the cameramen and and all the everybody, all the gaffers
and grips and camera women and camera people and all
that doing their things.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Thank you for mentioning other people.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
Welcome back to reality.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Welcome whoa, I know you're in Canada where there's women.

Speaker 6 (15:48):
Oh my gosh, you guys are ruthless. Okay, we're walking.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Where woke.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Finally geez yeah get there, well yeah we're wokesters.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Get with the program with the show, all right, cool?

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Right on, good good.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
I do like that, like the like how we had
on Workaholics that we knew it was the last episode.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Classic show, you know what I mean, Like I'd.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Liked that we went into season seven knowing that it
was our last season. Uh, because so many shows, like
I don't know about Jim Zones. We might just you know,
we're doing season four. Maybe it's our last or not.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
We just don't. We don't know, right.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
I asked every scene as if it's my last that's yeah,
like kind of full of resentment and like half in
like this is probably my last scene. Fu this have
you noticed.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Watching your performances you notice that? Yeah? Can you see that?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I'm kind of like yeah, yeah, yeah, like one foot
out the door.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
If I leave now, I'm beating traffic kind of like
behind the eyes.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
That's the vibe. Yeah, that's you call cut.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
You call cut yourself during the scene, and that's a cut.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
If you watch close so you can hear me go
cut when they're on me.

Speaker 6 (17:07):
But I'm not saying anything cut.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
I think I I noticed that. I noticed that in
the intern a lot. Yeah, yeah, I saw it in
that Godzilla acting opposite Anne Hathaway and Robert de Niro.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
You're you were like.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
When I divulge my affairs and I just I'm like,
you kept like there, you got it.

Speaker 6 (17:24):
You kept you got.

Speaker 4 (17:27):
It, kept flashing the camera with your eyes. You'd be
like in the scene and then.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Go yeah, looking down the barrel, down the barrel.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
I think we got credit. Credit to Nancy. Credit to Nancy.
Same mentality. That's why we click. We text every day.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's like, let's just let's just make our day.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
It's and the text from her is mostly like why
does your background of your podcast set up look so shitty?

Speaker 6 (17:53):
Nancy Myers, no design, get her design.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Yeah, it's usually just like k like one poster that
looks like Satan and then a movie poster that's on
the floor and a whiteboard with nothing on it but
way off in the corner.

Speaker 6 (18:09):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Well I have to like erase the stuff because you know,
then all of a sudden, everyone's gonna steal my idea.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
This is this right here? Yeah? What is that? What
are we looking at? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (18:19):
That's eagle Heart Johnny Ryan.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Johnny Ryan eagle Heart from like I don't know, like
a screening that they did, and so.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
You know, eagle Heart Legendary eagle.

Speaker 6 (18:30):
Heart was very cool. And then this poster down here
Monsanto chance Game came over Man.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Yeah, Game over Man.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
We were in that movie and Kyle directed it.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
Yeah, uh yeah, it's really cool movie.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Shot by a Tiva, a Tiba Tiva Ativa. Oh, the
poster by a Tiba Jefferson.

Speaker 6 (18:52):
The floor is yours. Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I just wanted to give a Tiva a shout out
for shooting our poster for Game over Man. Well done.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Yeah he did it.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
He did our poster for Workholics or for Sorry for
the Outlaws as well.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Look at that he's in the mid Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
And for this is importinated our photography, that's right. Yeah,
he always seems to be there shooting.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
I think we hired him to do it, is what I.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Think we should give him the floor.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Uh, Kyle, Yeah, where are you staying?

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Where are you staying? Because it does look cool.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, by the time this airs, you won't be there anymore.
So can you just dox yourself?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in Toronto. I'm in Toronto.
I'm staying down by the beach.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
It looks really nice because the last time you were
in Toronto it looked it looks kind of depressing your
living situation and you're like, oh, just.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Wet clothes hanging off of the right rowing machine.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Yeah yeah, dad, Yeah, it looks like kind of sad
and yeah, a, you know, more depressed vibes. But this
looks looks like it has a lot of natural lie
is that it? I mean, it's a staircase, but it
could double as an elevator.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Are two upstairs at a nice Wells Fargo?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, it does seem like in like the break area,
it does seem like a Wells Fargo.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
We found well I brought the family this year, so
like we moved to a house by the beach and
basically like just set up shop for four months, man,
the whole time I've been out here.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Yeah, Now, why don't I know how come there's a
beach in Toronto.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, well it's the lake. It's by the lake. So
they came with the beach. I mean, you know that
right from your Chicago of course.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
Screw up on the beach myself. Yeah. So, hey, shout
out Lake Michigan.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
This is all the same lake.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
This is no, no, these are the great lakes. But
this one is Ontario. This one's Lake Ontario. I'm I'm
on the north shore.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
I've heard of it.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
That's one.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
I feel like a lot of people don't fuck with
Lake Ontario. That one doesn't get a lot of shine.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Well it does, well, it does because it's got Niagara Falls.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (21:03):
Yeah, I've heard of that.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, I've heard of that. I've always wanted to go
to that. That looks quite intriguing to me.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
Niagara Falls is one of the sickest fucking water falls. Bro.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yeah, you pulled up, you pulled up to the falls.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Oh dude, Yeah, I'll pull up to the falls anytime,
especially on the Canadian side. Up here, that's the fucking view.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
Wait what yeah, Oh you're taking size now interesting, Okay.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Yeah, you're more of a Canuk now, Okay, I see
you for the.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
View of Niagara Falls. Yeah, considered me in Canada.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Wait's what's the difference. Is it a little lower on
our side or what's the big difference here?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Well, when you're on the New York side, if you're
looking at the falls, the falls fall away from you.
When you're on the Canadian side, the falls fall towards you,
so you get to see it. It's a better view
from the from the Canadian side, So I recommend that
over the other one. And it's fucking They are pounding, dude.
Fuckers are going off this ship in barrels, by the way,

(21:58):
and it's the most insane ship still to.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
This I thought that was like a nineteen thirty is
Harry Hodine type shit.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
They're still fucking with it, dude, No, no, they're still
I'm looking at it right now. And a lot of people,
a lot of people survived.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
That's insane.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
And here's the thought for Bad Ideas season two. If
I do see we're back, don't do it. Maybe I
get it. We have scientists. Scientists construct like an absolutely
un indestructible barrel it's tough.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
It's tough. Well, why is it tough? I feel like
it's not that tough. It's not tough. You put yourself.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
What you do is you crawl inside the barrel and
then you just go off of it.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
It's not tough. Do you know.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
The first person to go over the falls was a
sixty eight year old woman in the late eighteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
That I gotta check. That is woke as hell, dude,
And I like that.

Speaker 6 (22:47):
Yeah, she fucking had it. Kids driving are crazy.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, she was the first one to do it. She
fucking rocked it, bro, and she was like when she finished,
when she got out, she was like, I'd rather be
shot in the face with a cannon then do that again.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Okay, that's why I'm saying, maybe you don't want to
do it, dude.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Well hang on, Kyle, that would kill her chick rip. Yeah, Kyle,
you're a liar because I'm looking at it right now.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Oh shit.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
First one was eighteen fifty three. That's Joseph Avery dead,
then an unnamed that's her, then an unnamed man dead,
and then it's Annie Edison Taylor nineteen oh one.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Ok So he's saying, first to survive. Yeah, so I'm
not a liar.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Small details of the first fuck Okay, okay, I thought
you said the first person to do it.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
You fucking dude. But welcome back, dude.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
We put each other in the crosshairs.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
We fucking drag you over the coals.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Well that's good. I'll yeah, I'll quantify it. I'll quantify
it from here on out. I appreciate that kind of knowledge.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
She put a cat in a barrel and over two
days before and she was just like, you know, this
cat's fine.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Didn't die. That's such a durs move.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Yeah, the cats was fine. So then she was a
cat had a little cut on it, that's about it.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
The cat came back. I thought it was a gonner
and she went and did it and was bleeding.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
She was bleeding, but it wasn't. She wasn't seriously injured.
So what that's kind of tight that this like this,
I mean, looking at her, she's a thick broad, this
thick broad rock and roll gram.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
How did how did they? But but how did this
even come? Why why would they go put me in
a barrel and send me down this thing?

Speaker 6 (24:26):
What the Because people are cool, dude, people's been cool
for a long time.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
That's that's on the Canadian side for sure.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
I know that Annie Edison story because I've been kind
of like intrigued by it over the past couple of years.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Okay, okay, the last couple of years.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Yeah, yeah, because I shot down there a couple of
years ago and that's when I first saw the falls
and I saw the barrel.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
He's just ruminating on this.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
I feel like Kyle had dark times and he's like,
oh my barrel, do it?

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Well?

Speaker 4 (24:51):
This is this is why he didn't have time to
record a one hour podcast once a week with his friends,
because he's too busy ruminating about Annie Edison Taylor nineteen
oh one.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
He's writing the Wikipedia page.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
They're like, where's Kyle. He's like, he's been staring at
Niagara Falls for ten straight hours. We found him.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Just holding a pickleball paddle and this is the only
he He's looking at it and whispering, You're the only
thing keeping me here the same.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
Maybe six feet ain't so fucked.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Hey, real talk, you guys, real talk. You guys know
me real well, and I like you for that.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
That's cool, man.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
But her her son had died and her husband died
and she just before she went over. Yeah, she fell
on financial troubles. She was like a dance instructor and
also a teacher, and then she wanted to retire, and
she thought that if she went off the falls, if
she survived it, she would be financially stable for the
rest of her life.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
Because what she like, did it in a barrel that said.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Like Wells Fargo, Wells Fargo on it.

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Like no, because of just like early daredevil shit, she
thought she would be able to do it and then
sell out arenas basically and talk about how she did it.
I don't know if there was like a religious angle.
I love how.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Back in the day you just had to do something
crazy and then walk around the earth being like I'm
that lady.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
And talk about it. She wanted to go viral, dude.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Dude, that's there. She was the original person to go viral.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
She wanted to, but it didn't quite work. She did
not make a lot of money and ended up dying
a very poor person. And somebody stole the barrel from her,
which was her fucking manager. Her manager stole the barrel. Bullshit, dude,
I'm pissed.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
Sucking Isaac, the Isaac of her.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
I'm gonna take it to get cleaned.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Well, that's why if you're back in the day, it's
cool to do daredevil type stuff. Yeah, obviously because that
rocks like any type stuff. But what's cooler is being
like a criminal, right, I feel like criminals they really
shined in the early ages.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Oh, you're talking about like Adam, where are you going
with this? He's talking about it out of infamies right,
different or whatever?

Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yes, I'm like, if you you'd prefer to.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Be what do you have on deck? What are we
talking here?

Speaker 6 (27:08):
Like this?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
You have the for I think you'd prefer to be
like Jesse James. If you're gonna.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Over over Evil cal Well.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Evil Cadievral was the seventies. I'm saying, like, way back
over this lady that just fucking.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah, what else was going on during this time on
our planet while she was going over bar?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Like if she you're looking to get rich, rob banks
with your friends and be a fucking badass.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
What year was this? Did we have that?

Speaker 6 (27:32):
This is nineteen oh one, is what he said.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
And by the way, banks were getting robbed every day.
My great great great great uncle or whatever this is
where we're going was in the Jesse James gang, and
I mean he was murdered.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
You know these bank robbers were murderers.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you were.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, you'd just be a murderer and you rob trains
and you rob and by the way, you don't murder
anyone unless they pull a gun on you, and then
you you got to do murders.

Speaker 6 (28:01):
I don't know if that. I don't know if that
was true.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
No, I don't think that was true with everybody. I
think everybody had a different code.

Speaker 6 (28:07):
That was like the code.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Not for everybody, but hey, for me, if I was
going to start, I think.

Speaker 6 (28:11):
You come from a long line of murderers.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I think you love to justify murder, and it's it's concerning.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Why straight to the temple divine.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I think being a bank robber would be kind of fun.
And anytime I'm in a.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Bank, Adam, again, these are murderers, Okay, I know, I know.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
Yeah, Well, so what are we talking about? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
What are we talking about? You want you think it'd
be fun to what are you guys?

Speaker 6 (28:34):
What murder? People know? Every time I'm I'm not talking
about the murders.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Okay, the murders or they're excluded from these are important.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Okay, those are just the minor details.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
We're brushing past the murders.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, Right, so you're talking about a different universe where
to be a bank robber, you don't have to murder.

Speaker 6 (28:51):
You don't have to murder to be a right people.
And what do you have to do you don't want
to know. I think you just have to show a gun.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
You have to stick a gun in someone's face and
get and get the money.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
You like the idea of sticking a gun in someone's face,
maybe even pistol whipping one tough guy just to show
the rest of them to shut the fuck out.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Uh huh yeah, in the early nineteen hundreds nowadays, No, okay,
I don't want to do it.

Speaker 6 (29:14):
And this is over going over a barrel in the
falls like you would rather going over the yeah now.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
And surviving and in that parallel universe, I guarantee survival, okay.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Okay, or being like a buffalo Bill Cody, where you
like you're you have murdered, you've murdered, Okay, he's for
sure murdered.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
A lot of people.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Okay, but then you still get to go on tour.
He went on tours shooting, shooting little.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Oh yeah, he's a rock star.

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Oh doing the gun show. Okay, I guess I don't
know who this is. He's like a guns gun sling.
Oh you don't know Buffalo Bill Cody. Come on, man, no,
I don't know the intricacy tho.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
How don't you know your Wild West heroes? Dude, Buffalo
Bill Cody.

Speaker 6 (29:54):
Never never, never, ever gave a fuck.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Oh wow, I guess sorry, my heroes aren't bank robbert,
so tird.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
I guess I didn't lean in.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Also, I think I don't think I would want to
be a bank robber over going over the falls in
the barrel.

Speaker 6 (30:08):
I think I'd rather do that. I think I would.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, yeah, it seems way way less harmless, or way
way more harmless.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
You're doing harm to yourself as opposed to like maybe
having to shoot somebody if they pull a gun.

Speaker 6 (30:23):
On me for robbing the bank. Right, yeah, but here's
here's what you're doing. You're robbing the bank. Okay, right,
oh yeah, keep working on this one. Hey, the bank's insured. Yeah,
the fact that you guys are, are they for sure?
But are the banks insured? In nineteen oh one, it's
actually pissing me off a little bit. Yeah, they're not
insured in nineteen oh one.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yes, according to every movie I've ever seen, yes they were.

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Okay he does say it in Shanghai, Now, okay, fair maybe.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
But I'm so it's actually I'm like really bummed that,
you guys. Anytime I walk into a bank, still to
this day, I think like, could I rob this bank?

Speaker 6 (31:00):
They're lucky you don't have a gun.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
It is there a possibility of robbing this panic I'm
looking around at.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Any time, anytime you're checking this out.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Literally, every time I'm in a bank, I'm like, could
I rob this bank?

Speaker 3 (31:12):
If you just need new checks?

Speaker 4 (31:14):
When I see them open, you know, sometimes they're like
behind the thing and they open the big safe.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
Sure sometimes always, and.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
You look back there and you're like, man, I would
like to repel.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
I'd like to come through an air duct and repel down.
Well that's the part of bank robbering. That's dope.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Shoot two innocent people.

Speaker 6 (31:33):
I'd rather do a mediocre podcast and uh this before podcasting.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
I'm not talking about these are being you repelled, you repel,
You did repel, You could repel, you could repel in
nineteen oh one.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
You can't repel. That's the fucking rope with some twine.
Regular as they got twine and Puvie's it's gonna be rough,
so godamn rope. Yeah, Blake, they definitely had rope. I'm
leaning towards Adam now it's a fucking rope. Yeah. Do
you think repelling is a new thing? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Absolutely? How do you come on, man, what are you
doing with this rope? You're having your friend like lower
you down?

Speaker 6 (32:08):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
You go it through chimneys, the chimney at the bank. Yeah,
chimney at the bank. This is nineteen oh one, you
dumb funck.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Oh yeah, No, they did have chimneys that leads right
to the ball. They did have chimney. Do you repel
down now you're inside the bank, Blake.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
In nineteen oh one, banks were almost all chimney.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Yeah, they had a lot of chimney actions.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
You could walk in the front door if you're just
going into the bank.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Is at night and you U see dynamite, You're gonna
blow a hole in the wall, you dumb fu.

Speaker 6 (32:35):
See. Now, this is what I like. I like this part.
I like this. That's a different thing.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
If you want to be a cat like a bank robber.

Speaker 6 (32:42):
Okay, I would do the think about me. I do both.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
I'm fucking robbing. I'm just about that money, baby, Okay.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'm not walking in during open hours. Man, I'm definitely
plotting and scheming the robbery where I got to.

Speaker 6 (32:55):
Get past all the stuff he's back.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Okay, but I'm not like, I'm not walking in there
with a gun and a fuck can mask on, just
like give me all your money.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
That ain't mean that's the way to do it.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
No, no, no, no, no, dude, we're not wearing a mask.
Because we walk in, they know who the fuck we are, right,
it's actually helpful.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
That ain't me, dude, that ain't me. I'll be driving
the car. They actually fuck we are, and they're like,
we're not like that.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
But like that's a good look though, the old like
bandana over the face pointed down, like that's a look.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Look that is cool. But if you're notorious enough, if
you if you're killing tons of innocence in every banking now,
they're gonna say, hey, you just give him the money
because he kills children, he kills women, Adam, somebody's getting killed.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
Somebody's getting killed by accident. At some point, he'll kill anything.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, so you walk in well, Jesse James, he would
like give people money, you know.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
So people were like they were like, all right, you know,
I had blood on his hands.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
He was like, I might as well go over Niagara
Falls in a barrel if I keep living this life.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
It actually did disgusts me that you guys aren't about
robbing banks in the early nineteen hundreds, late eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah, well, look, I feel like you're kind of like
pitching the bank robbing idea to me. And now I'm
starting to see you have a vision. It's after the
bank has closed this nighttime. We're using dynamite.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
Hey. Sometimes, well that's one part of it. Yeah, that's one.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Yeah, we're repelling down with the with the hempro.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Sometimes you're like, hey, we're on the run, right because
now the Texas Rangers they're after us. The newly formed
FBI they're starting to they're starting to come around the team,
the Texas motherfucking Rangers.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Okay, god, they're.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
After us, I mean the other states. They're finally starting
to talk to each other. They're like, oh, we got
to get these guys. We're going from Texas to Oklahoma
to Kansas in Nebraska down through Missouri.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
We're fucking on the run night. But this part's also cool.
I like this part.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Can't you just like set up shop somewhere like New
York City and open up like a.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Bo on the run part too? I think that'll be fun.
I just don't like walking in and pulling guns on people.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Haven't you seen Butts Cassie and Sundance Kid? Like, it
ain't fun.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
It's a great movie. But also, Adam, so now you're
so notorious, how do you even spend this money? Like,
what are you doing in your spare time when you're
not robbing banks? Are you just hiding out with your bross?

Speaker 6 (35:19):
Probably playing poker? Yeah, you go to.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
I mean there's there's like an underground scene. There's like
an undergrounds of hooker poker, a lot of hanging out
with hookers, a lot of playing like underground card games.

Speaker 6 (35:32):
Yeah, I'm back in.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Also, there's some towns that you just go to and
they don't give a fuck, dude, Right, Yeah, you roll
through Tombstone or whatever. They're like, yeah, he's a fucking notorious.
He's actually kind of tight.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Isn't that where they all the cops killed, didn't they?
I don't know, I gotta, I gotta.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
This is right before uh yeah, this is when it
was cool at that time.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
This is right before Wyader showed up.

Speaker 6 (35:55):
Okay, yeah, I bet with all that money at that time,
you could go and incorporate your own city and make
your own up and then have the law be like
I'm good, there you go.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Cool.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
Yeah, I mean, I mean, honestly.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
And that's that's Jacksonville, Florida. Sorry, maybe that's Florida.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
Like, shut up, dude, what do you mean just slamming
on the break? What do you mean, Bud? Put that
on the board please. Maybe that's Jacksonville, Florida.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
First of all, all the bank robberies, all the big
time bank robbers happened in the Southwest or in the Midwest.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Look at this weirdo, dude, So like, what is your
what do you love about it so much?

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Besides the murder that happened.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Well in nineteen oh one, there was a great fire
in Jacksonville, Floridas. Though that was just a little history
lesson from my guys.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
The fact that you're not into this, actually it kind
of weirds me out because it's so cool. I love
all of those movies. I love all the old Western movies,
and I love the things about bank robbers.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
It's so dusty. Yeah, that's sick, that's tight. It's true.
It is uh huh. A lot of syphilists too, a
lot of syphilis.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Bro. You get those old school st ds where like
you're you're you, you're stricken.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
And shilis is where they shove the fucking like wide
ass needle in your urethra. Yeah that was that seemed
like some pretty raw ass ship.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Adams already walked down this lane too, Kyle, you're not
going to convince me, then yours.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Very very painful. They put like this crazy like needle
down your dick. It's pretty severe.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Adams already figured out that it preventively if you put
the barrel of your own gun down your dick hole.
It's it's basically loose and wide for whenever you get
the syphilis.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
And the doctor's like, well this is easy.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
And the syphilists can just yeah, I could just fall.

Speaker 6 (37:44):
Right seeps out. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, wow, this is crazy.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
And that's from bank robbing.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Okay, all right about Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
You're a gun slinger.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Right, you're a gun slinger, and you know, like, uh,
you're a good guy.

Speaker 6 (38:08):
You're a good guy.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
But it's the Old West, and if someone pulls a
gun on you, or someone steals your her cattle, maybe
you're running.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
Maybe you're running cattle for a while.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Sure as a side hustle. Someone steal steals some cattle.
Boom bam, hot damn his skulls all over the floor, dude, damn.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
And look, the last thing I want to be seen
as is a yellow belly, right, yeah, yellow belly.

Speaker 6 (38:34):
That's a good call.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Seems it's weird because I never thought of I never
thought of DRS as a yellow belly. But now until now,
is it no good yellow belly?

Speaker 6 (38:44):
Don't call him a yellow belly?

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Man? That sucks? Is that racist?

Speaker 4 (38:48):
No, you're thinking, Well, all I'm saying is I'm pitching
my cool idea, and I thought we would be a
fun gang. I'm like the four of us rolling into
a bank, rolling into town infamy. We got the black,
we got black leather or trench coats on. We're the
guys that wear all black. But like maybe one of us,
maybe the leader, I don't know, Maybe it's me. I
don't know, we'll seebe maybe he wears a white hat.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Oh it's the white hat.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Okay, and so you really know, or like a red
hat or something, so you really all wear red bandanas,
all black.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
I want to wear a purple hat. I'm wearing a
purple hat.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Okay, No, no, And I wear sandals. I want to
wear sandal or wearing sandals. That's dope that I got
from a really beautiful Native American woman.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
If Blake thinks he's like Tonto, which is the bat.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
And they're like, you're appropriating, bro.

Speaker 6 (39:37):
Okay, no, I'm not down with a black coat. I'm
wearing a leather vest.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Blake has a gun in somebody's face, and they're like, really,
you're appropriating.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
I do the war paint.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Hey, guys, it's kind of a uniform. And we can't
just wear whatever we want. Like the leader gets to
wear one piece of flair.

Speaker 6 (39:52):
This is like Papa Smurf.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
I feel like everybody should have at least one piece
of flair that like, I obviously wear a headdress.

Speaker 6 (39:59):
One one hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Well then well then who's the leader then?

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Because think about like a band, Like they're sure there's
the lead singer. But then there's like that, there's like Slash,
who's almost more iconic than Axle.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Yeah, it's neck and he got the hat because he's
got the he's got the moccasin.

Speaker 6 (40:15):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
It's not it's not just it's not pieces of flair. Okay,
it's not the moccasins. It's one of us carries a shotgun.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
Oh that the first offgun.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Of us has two pistols and does a lot of time.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Oh okay, okay, So I spray paint. I I spray
paint my shot then pink that's kind of hard.

Speaker 6 (40:35):
There's no spray paint. Doesn't see it.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Flynn with spray painted, no paint in the eighties and
I dip it in pink berries. Whatever, dude, it's.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
Yeah, there you go, you got it. Pink berry wasn't invited.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
You're gonna want the moccasin. Dude, you're gonna want that.
You're gonna want that on your team because he's quiet.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
And can I be the knife guy or is there
any use I want the moccasin.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
I want to be the moccas guy. But hey, we're
not gonna be. We don't have This is cultural appropriation
and in my gang, we don't do this. Okay, culturally appropriate.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
So you shoot women and children, but you draw the
line aut moccasy.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
Wow, you took a woke stance.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Hey, this is a woke podcast now, Kyle, you missed
outre sort of converted us the other week.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
Chill. I'm chill with that.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Allat we're gonna have We're gonna have a Native American
and he's gonna be one of the most badass motherfuckers.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
I mean he's scalping people.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
What the that seems.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Yeah, we're like, hey, hey, Jeff, that's not what they do.
We're like Jeff because that's what we call him, because
he has a like little yellow felt feather or whatever
his like Indian name is.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
But the tongue. Yeah, and we're woke now, yeah, it
does roll off the tongue, so we just call him Jeff.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah, okay, sound town to Okay, Well that's cool.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
I'm call on you, yellow Feather. I'm gonna bitch, bitch
you are, Jeff, because you're.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
If you're in the middle of a seat, if you're
in the middle of like a shootout.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
A scene, you're gonna say a scene. Well, it's all
a movie the other day.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Over Adam didn't tell you No, while this is happening,
he's having a guy right out everything, like who's's taking
everything down?

Speaker 6 (42:23):
No, it could then be a play play yeah, play,
then a movie it's apic story.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Yeah, well, because yeah, movies are just on the rise,
probably starting to invent film.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
No, you don't know when anything happened, do you?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Nineteen oh one? All I know is the great fire
in Jacksonville, Florida. But you guys dogged on.

Speaker 6 (42:42):
Me for that. Sure.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Well, by the way, I'm saying, the mid late eighteen
hundreds into the early nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Do they have video cameras?

Speaker 6 (42:49):
The moving picture?

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah? When did that start?

Speaker 6 (42:52):
What is that? Nineteen oh eight?

Speaker 2 (42:53):
It's like the turn of the century. I think the
science was being developed around nineteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
I'm saying maybe you're the first person and that they're
kind of following around and taking a little doc.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
We got a little doc going ony, Okay, that's cool
a shootout.

Speaker 6 (43:09):
But they're like, they're like, don't move because it takes.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
If you move, it's going to be the way too blurry,
Like please be very still, hold.

Speaker 6 (43:18):
It, hold it, hold it.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Coyle's under that curtain thing cranking the cameras.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Say, the only thing more deadly than Divine's gun is
Kyle's camera. Right, that's only cool.

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
And then maybe I'm there to be right. I don't know,
maybe that's my job.

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Yeah, but as long.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
As I have a pink shotgun, I'm hyped.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
Adam is the one bank robber. Blake's there.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
He's part of bank robbers who's trying to take it
really serious.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
Who's just like guys know where I'm the one that
wears the white hat. I have the pink shot gun.
He's being a sissy bitch.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Yeah, he trying to film us, even though the cameras
don't exists. They don't want to do any part of
He doesn't want any part of it because he is
this time period. I hate to say it a little
bit of a yellow belly.

Speaker 6 (44:12):
Yellow belly, yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
To prove us that he's not scared. He's going to
go off Niagara Fall next week.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
And what does yellow belly mean?

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Basically yourself?

Speaker 6 (44:22):
But why does it? Yeah, what does it come from?
It is?

Speaker 5 (44:25):
It's peepy, like you wet your pants, like you're you're
I'm afraid to look that one up.

Speaker 6 (44:30):
But my dick is below my belly, and peep does
not go up.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
No, but like you, your piece so hard it goes up.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
It's I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
It's got to be p Maybe it's a snake when
you flip it over, or a.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Lizard or some kind of a lizard.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Yeah, well doesn't I don't see the definition is a
cowardly person?

Speaker 6 (44:50):
Entomology yea, and excuse me, entomology? Is that a coffee
cake yellow belly?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
And by the way they use you sober time, Actually,
in the nineteen fifties it peaked. It was really used
a lot in the nineteen fifties. So this wasn't even
a phrase the time that I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Well, you could say that it peaked in the fifties
because they put it in Western movies, which peaked in
the fifties. Okay, so want you want to peak behind
the curtain so nobody knows what they're talking about today.

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Peaked? Are you talking about the phrase peaked in the fifties?
The phrase Adam knows he wants to rob banks? That's
the way. It's so weird.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
You're telling me that you've never told that thought about robbing.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
I don't have these I don't have these fantasies. Although Kyle,
you have the Florida Go.

Speaker 6 (45:40):
Ahead, Kyle, Okay, I'll be I'll wait.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Well, I just want to say one thing I kind
of now want to hand right, I'm robbing this bank,
do not hit the button and give me five thousand
dollars button and kind of give it to Adam to
just keep in his wallet, Okay, just to have Yeah,
because I feel like the next time you go to
a bank, which is never uh, it'll give you a

(46:05):
little charge to be like, I couldn't do it right now.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
If they knew what I had in my little butt
pocket here.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
I wonder if you gave it, if you just like
were at a car wash and you gave it to
like the car wash guy, Like what what he would do?

Speaker 6 (46:19):
You get shot? You get shot at him? Yeah, you can't.
If you if you're saying you're.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Robbing, it says. If it says I'm robbing this bank.

Speaker 6 (46:26):
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter you're getting a gun
pulled on you.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Hey, but guess what, I pull one back, dude, and
let's see who the fastest.

Speaker 6 (46:33):
Let's fastest. Oh my god, dude at.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
The car wash, innocent guy just washing cars, and now.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
It's a shoot out the car. Hey, but but he
pulled a gun. You're brutal. He could have just given
me the bank.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
But you gave him a note that said give me
the money or I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
I didn't say it doesn't say killing, I'm robbing this bank.
It says I started at that ship.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
You started that ship, which is fucking You like starting ship,
that's your thing. I do. And guess what I also
like ending it? Dude.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I wrote that line for Okay, I have the I
have the entomology of yellow belly. If you guys wanna,
if you guys want to know where yellow belly comes from.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
Yes, Kyle, we do, yes, Okay, my god.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Well we might as well learn something, you know, or
we might as well learn something, So here we go.
The word originally applied to birds that literally have a
yellow belly, like the yellow bellied sapsucker. From there, it
came to mean an insult for cowards. If you're afraid
to ask someone on a date, you're yellow bellied. If

(47:42):
you're easily frightened, you're yellow belly. I do not understand
at all, because, like you, because bird's scary. I guess so,
because they're very like I'm going to fly here at
the sound the first sound of something. Yeah, so there's
they seem frightened.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
I guess that is the thought process of a bird.
I'm gonna fly here. Did you guys hear that I'm
gonna fly here?

Speaker 4 (48:07):
That doesn't seem like a veryhesive definition.

Speaker 6 (48:11):
Know if I believe that? What do you mean you
don't believe it? You don't believe that yellow belly is
a kyle?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Do you believe everything you read.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
On the stomach? Yeah? I like that. I like that
much better.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Yeah, you're you know, you pee on your stomach at
any sort of scary thing.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Yellow belly. Here's what's the origin of yellow belly? Lily livered?
What the fuck is lily livered? Have you guys heard
that one?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
I think that means you can't handle your booze.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
So outlaw life durs outlaw life. There's not one part
of you that has ever watched a gangster movie or
any kind of Western or anything where you were like
that's tight. I mean, obviously I'm not doing that. I
know one movie actually robbing the banks, but you never
thought about just being like, yeah, you're.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Trying to tell me you watched the movie A Cowboy
Way and you weren't a little bit into maybe becoming
a cowboy.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
I can stop.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
I can shorten that sentence to you never watched Cowboy Way.
I've never seen that movie. I don't even know what's
in that.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
What's okay, guess Woody Harrelson, Yeah, Ernie Hudson. Yeah, it's
fucking great.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
I also don't really know a dude, it's a classic.
I know Carlito's way, and I never wanted to be Carlito.
You never watched Goodfellas or Zero or Tombstone?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
What about Tombstone? Well, Tombstone is kind of like the
opposite Tombstone is is is the Law the good Guys,
which I personally love.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
Okay, I think that's better, but then you just feel
like a.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Narc Yeah, but then those the Law they're also kind
of like okay, dude, well it's confusing. They're also like
sort of bad guys.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
You never I can't believe you haven't seen A.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Cowboy Way, the Cowboy Way. The posters, these dudes are
on horses in New York City.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
They look like you, by the way, fifty rotten tomato,
pretty good score. Oh worth a watch.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
But the answer, Adam, Yeah, it's I've never been like, uh,
I don't know, I don't it's not it doesn't like.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
Do it for me? All right? Hey?

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Right?

Speaker 6 (50:18):
What does it do for you? It's a rush? Right,
the thought of it is a rush, That's what it's
what it boils down to, what why is it? But
what I'm saying is why is it a rush for you?
It's exciting? Why is it exciting? Why is it exciting?

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Well, obviously it's a ton of adrenaline. You're going in there,
you might get a shootout and you might get murdered.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
Yeah, I know, But but why do you why do
you want that adrenaline?

Speaker 6 (50:38):
It's awesome? Like, why do you want adrenaline that way?

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Well? So is the sports movie like, which is a
totally like non you don't have to murder anybody.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Yeah, but I'm I'm good at I think i'd be
really good at murdering wild thing.

Speaker 6 (50:52):
I think I would be.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
I am a good shot. I think I'm a really
good shot.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
Like you want you want to be a gangster? You
think that's cool?

Speaker 4 (51:01):
I think I have a steady hand. Yeah, and you
could be a surgeon in tough situations. Should be doctor
giggles situations. Yeah, I think, uh yeah, I could join
my great great uncle and be in the Jeser James gag.

Speaker 6 (51:14):
Right.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
So that's what's That's what's happening right now, is you
you're feeling like you've had family that has gone down
this This might be in your DNA. Yeah, that's what
you're thinking, so you're accepting it.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
He was murdered. He was murdered, uh in the heat
of in the heat of a robbery or what in
a heat.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
In the heat of a robbery. Yeah, he was murdered
outside of a bank. He was Uh, he might have
been I think we talked about this on the podcast before,
like episode twelve or something, but he uh might have
been like kind of the bitch of the crew because
he was just like, look out, I think like you
put the bitches on the right right right, all the
tough guys go inside.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
I don't know if that looks.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Really he might have been the smartest one who's like
if as soon as she hits the phantom out of here.

Speaker 6 (51:56):
That's what I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
When you were doing that, they're running the scenario. I'm like,
I'll be god, I'll be with the horses, you know
what I mean. I'll be chilling, making sure they're quiet.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
Yeah. Yeah, yellow belly stuff, but that's not that much.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
Yeah, that's pretty sure that the belly is pretty yellow.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
Yeah, I get that yellow belly, lily.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
I would like to do that, but I have to
go inside, so everybody's ee in my pink shut I
need see it.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
Just tucked in your pink boots.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Nobody's gonna see it if I'm out by the horse,
come on, yeah, yeah, hold your horses.

Speaker 6 (52:26):
How did you get it pink again? You did it
with berries?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yeah, I dipped it in like berry juice.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
Well, he's just thinking about the murder.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
There's it's the wild West, though some murders are constantly happening,
but live there's a code.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Life expectancy is so low at that point, like.

Speaker 6 (52:43):
Yeah, there's a coat. Yeah. Well, what do you think
the life expectancy is in in like the late eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Well, if you're in Jacksonville very long, because there's a
really big fire in nineteen oh one.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
And what's your motive for robbing banks money. It's just money.
You just want money.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Well, no Adams to go on tour.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Yeah, I want to take it on tour. Yeah, oh right,
you're doing. And that's what this guy did.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
I guess I just don't think they're cool, don't. I
think that they're losers.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Well so sick. That's the sickest thing Durs has ever said. Okay,
I think that they're fringe.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
They couldn't figure it out for themselves so that they
had to pull out a gun and kill people.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
And I'm like, I think you're a loser. Yeah, but
that's not fun.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
You want to know, it's cool. The guy who invented
candy canes, Now that's cool.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Also hundred you just.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Slipped the candy cane right in the barrel of the
gun and go, you know.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
I think this is cool.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
The candy man can will he won't?

Speaker 6 (53:40):
Guy? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
I feel like it's people who couldn't hack it, who
got frustrated and they're like.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
Rob a bank.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Then you go, well, I bet I bet you are,
because you have a gun in my face. Because you're
a loser.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
So there's you're wider.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
It is definitely, Yeah, it's the easiest way to make money.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Wider because he's also not going to be a police officer.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
Yeah, he's right. I don't know. It seems like he
has the mind for a police officer.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
I'll be a police officer before I'll be a bank
robber who kills people.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Okay, you heard it, yep first I like that. Why
let me be your I'm going to be your huckleberry.
I mean, blue line what do they call it? Blue
line love? What is it called? I don't know what
is this?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (54:23):
Blue lives matter? That's what it is, Blue line.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Lovel my friend.

Speaker 6 (54:29):
That that's another episode.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Any take back to any apologies, any epic slams. A
hundred shout out to Kyle Nuwachek.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
For for coming back. I'm here.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
I think we did eighty episodes without you, and.

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Yeh, Jesus Christ really good something like that, and it's
really good to have you back. It's fine. Yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
I feel like it feels a little crowded. I feel
like people it's a little easier and it flows a
little better. But it's it's fine to have you back, Kyle.
It's good to see you. Yes, my friend, Kyle it's
good to see you as a podcast co host. It's
pretty indifferent, but to see you as my friend.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
I love that. Okay, well i'll take that. I'll take that.
Thank you, thank you. That's right. I don't love how
you kind of replaced the soundboard.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Blake's really slept through this last podcast.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
Almost non existent.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
He's just in. Aime was everywhere. Maybe I'm not plugged in.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
Oh really, he was everywhere. I didn't hear it. You
haven't heard it at all. Hit us with one hit
it right now. You didn't just hear it. I'm your friend. No,
oh boy, did you not plug in this song?

Speaker 5 (55:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Man, nobody told me. I've been playing sounds the whole
freaking time.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
The last sound I heard it's like friendship, like the
in the first like two minutes.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
What I didn't switch anything. Dang, that's sad. I was
really hitting the board. Hella, well today, too bad.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
You're looking at him. Doesn't come in and shoot you, dude.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
This is really the fact that my bank robbing fantasies
like turned on me and something. I'm like a bad guy.
I'm like, I think a lot of people go into
banks and imagining not murder, but imagining how to right.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
We've all seen heat. We've all seen heat, though we
know what happens. I think I think Adam is gonna
find a lot of support out there from droves of
losers who also are chasing this high that they just
can't they can't manufacture themselves in their own lives, so
they have to put other people's lives at rest.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
I have manufactured myself. I'm living.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
That's so.

Speaker 5 (56:44):
That's what's so interesting is that you still think living
a very good life. But why do you need to
subject other people? I just don't understand. I don't understand it.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
I don't have to.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
It's a fantasy. But what are you getting out of
the fantasy, Like just cool imagination? My imagination's running wild, dude,
I need to ada.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
In the eighteen we really didn't get to the bottom
of like you subjecting other people, like you having to
dominate people for a rush.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
I guess I just don't get a rush out of
that I'm living. I hate this version of DRS. Dude,
I love this version of DRS.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Are you guys hearing my drops now? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (57:23):
Very s Yeah got them? Can that be your take
back that you have a fucking brain or no.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Well, I will say that I do think the board
was dropping. You will hear it when you listen back
to the episode. It's just you guys, didn't hear it
on the zoom with the said happy two hundred episode
everybody Kyle, Happy one hundred. I'm chunking now.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
It's good to see you, Kyle. Welcome back, forty. I'm
here with you, guys. This is the Coppy Way, Happyman.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Happy hundred man.

Speaker 6 (57:59):
It was radical. Another episode of We're Bad