Ep 214: Cinna-Bunion

Today, this is what's important:

Ear holes, Adam's health, asking questions, bunions, YouTube subscribers, the hottest athletes, working out, skin, Vincent D'Onofrio, Adventures In Babysitting, & more. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important today on This is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh, I'm sorry. So when something goes in your mouth
it's sexual.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Well, come on, this is pretty cool. You can smoke
weed while you do it.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I feel like the hottest athletes for me would be
female volleyball players.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Yay. Yes, Oh, we're.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Recording lie from somewhere.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
You guys see I I nation.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
We are back and blessing your ear holes. Baby, did
you miss us?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
You're saying ear holes again.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, I'm saying ear holes again.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I feel like ear holes were No, that was real
big back day when everyone was saying ear holes.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Was that a nineties wrap two thousand as wrap.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Thing all up in your ear holes?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I think it was twenty tens bad comedy thing.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, like okay.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Like, uh, it's poison in my ear holes or something
that sounds very yeah, like it seems like it would
be on the on our whiteboard.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
My reference is a Q tip on okay, not mid
the marauders do something for your ear holes so you
can clean them shits out. I believe is the line
on beats rhymes in life somewhere in there.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay, do you get diarrhea too?

Speaker 4 (01:40):
And I think that's how how comedy works, unders is.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Q tip says something.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, yeah, Q tip says something, and then twenty years
later an entire generation of comedy writers steal that.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah right, So yeah, I do think that what sitcom
was it where they kept being like, can I kick yet?
And then that was like that and they would they
would exit stage left.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's kind of sick. I want to see that. Yeah,
what's it? Com was saying? Can I kick it? A
whole bunch?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
M just made up?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, three, three and a third man, damn.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Son, dude, fuck dude, are we feel good?

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Man, it's kind of weird. Dude.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Did you guys hear that? Three and a third man?
We're bad?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Dude. It's been a while, dude, it's been a freaking.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
While coming on fire.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
I know how many. It feels like a year, but
it's only been two weeks. We went two weeks yes
without you know, people were traveling, things were happening. Yeah,
I know. I don't want to get into the weeds
with it, but things, things happened, you know, and as.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
They do, it's a cool way to describe it.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Things happen, Yes, things happened. If you want to talk
about things happen in durs feel free.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
But hey, time time marches on, as he would.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Say, dude, as Muchlee, But we're back.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
We're back. We're doing a big like a giant fuck
the giant bitch and had a giant kid.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
He exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Perfect.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I love you guys. A crazy thing happened to me
the other day.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Dude, wait a minute, okay, please get it off your
chest and put it in my ear holes. So adam
dunk it in my ear holes.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Yeah, a crazy thing did happen to me. Uh dude,
I my my microphone.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Was you didn't shit a string out? What's happened?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Okay, I didn't shit a string I wish it was.
My doctor said that they thought I had stiff person again.
I tell you guys this.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Oh I remember you mentioning that. Yeah, yeah, yeah it's bad.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
No follow up, no follow up texts about it. Thank
you for that. But uh yeah, so I then once
again stiff person syndrome. For those that didn't listen about
thirty episodes ago. Uh it's it's where you crumple up
and die. Celine Dion has it like the life expectancy.
From what I've read on the internet with my uh
my little doctor sleuthing, it says six months, sorry, six years.

(04:06):
It's science and the average life.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Is okay, well six yeah, sorry, six decades okay, yeah,
six lifetimes okay, no, six years.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
So uh that, you know. So it was really scary.
And then so they go, well, you have to go
see we think it's stiff person syndrome. So you have
to go see the stiff person syndrome guy in Philadelphia.
So I go there alone.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
So that's why you were in philm.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
I was in Philly, yo that I thought you were
just going to see like Shane Gillis live or something.
Holy shit, because.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
I wasn't gonna go see Shane Gillis live. No I wasn't.
I did see him live, but I didn't see the
him do stand up live, Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I thought you're gonna go see Boys to Men live.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
So I was at the sor I went to see
mister stiff person syndrome, sorry doctor, and he was so
old dude, it was awesome. This is what you wanted
a doctor. Okay, you know what I mean? Like the
eyebrow hairs were connecting, they were so long.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Wisdom were they coming out the side too, like like
Morgan Freeman in that one sci fi movie?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Dude? They were flying away? And I have a few
you know, dogs at wiggle and waggle in my eyebrow hair.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
You know who doesn't, Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got some
long ones.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
I got a couple I know DearS does.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, has a straight up.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Eyebrow. He's about to look like a serial.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Why do you think I got the shades?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
So this doctor, Dude, I was the last person in
the office. I think they were like doing me a favor,
being like he's an actor, We're going to bring it
him last. But it made it way more ominous and scary. Okay, sure,
so I go there. I think I'm dying right as
I have been for the last like two months. I
hear just his footsteps come clicking and clacking down the hall.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Is he wearing? Hi? What's he got on feet?

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Some doctors some like dressy doctor shoes, you know, yeah, uh,
Doc Martin's turns out I don't have stiff person syndrome again, dude, okay, okay,
hold on, So it was it was a big, big deal.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
But that's according to this guy.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
According to this guy who is the doctor that like,
I think he coined the phrase stiff person syndrome. He
wrote a lot of the materials.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Did you give him a shit about that? Where you're like,
this is the.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Name, that's it?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Well, I should have. I was mostly thinking about the
life and death situation I was. I was currently in
right right right? H what was crazy about it? My
wife had all these follow up questions were like, what
do you then have? I asked zero, dude, I asked
zero other questions. I was just so thrill.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
She's like, dude, is there any way he's gonna die?
Is there anything you're seen on in the horizon that
might take Adam out real quick?

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Right?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
That's what Chloe's asking. So what are you going to
die from? And it will be? Will it be U?
And how much life insurance did you take out?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
What's going on here?

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Really? What's going on?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Wait? So is that the relationship that we just have
men with women. Let's let's break it down.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Drs, come on, break us up.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm the same way though, where like I go and
I have like a meeting or something and this I
don't ask questions. And then when I get home my
wife is always like she asked me, like, so what
about this that? And I'm like I didn't She's like, okay,
but so then when is the thing? And I go,
I didn't ask that either.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
I just don't want to know.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I just did it. Back to school night. The teacher
was like rattling a bunch of shit off. She was like,
not good at her job. She asked if there's any questions.
I was just like, I just started head up a fan.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Luckily I went with Sam. So she like asked, like,
so are they gonna like are you gonna test the
kids and all this shit? Because I think the question. Yeah,
the teacher was pretty nervous. Nervous, so she didn't give
a lot of info.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Nice Sam, So the teacher was nerve. Is that what
you're saying.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I don't know if that's what we're talking about. You're
talking about people who aren't offering information. I'm talking about
men classically societally trained not to ask questions.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yet that was not at all what we were talking about. Dirk, don't, Kate.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I just wanted to be part of the conversation, as
you know, as a bitch. I don't really identify it
helps them.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
You told you told the story that in no relation
to what we were talking about even a little bit,
and you were like, yeah, and then I met this
teacher who sucked at her.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Job, right, I just want to be a part of
this man's circle. Bro.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Come on, you ever go to Panda Express and they
just don't have any orange chicken? What's with that? Man?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Nang that that's enough to get me freaking pissed off.
I'll jump over the counter on those people. Yeah, so
it uh yeah, I say that it was that's a
common male trait.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
And do we not ask questions because we just like,
I don't want to seem like we're in the dark
or what.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
And you'd think I would ask all the questions.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Wait, is this one like when you're like lost and
then like he doesn't want to ask for directions? Is
that a man thing?

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah? Maybe, yeah, but I don't mind asking questions and
I'm lost my emma. Emma's like we'll figure it out,
and she's like doing the map and not just typing
it in.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
But when are you? When are we lost? Now, there's
no getting lost.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
I did, I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
So it's just like a fake, fake, silly question.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
But sometimes you'll answer something like.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
That stuff right, like we'll just get lost. Sometimes like no.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
That's a you stuff. Blake Blake just gets lost.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, Blake Blake likes to wing it.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I feel like that that's kind of a man thing.
I feel like I'm amongst some men like getting lost,
and then we don't ask directions? Do we do?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
We? Do?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
You have a cricket sound effect.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
I had to beat into my wife using maps. She
would never just enter it in and then hit go
and like let it give directions. She would like zoom
around and like sort it out herself.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
To try to find a better route herself.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
I don't know if it's to find a better route
or to just work her brain or what. But she like, yeah,
you're gonna turn up here. Oh that's that's and then
and I'm like, can you just hit it go and
put it in the dash.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
And I know you guys have been together for so long,
that's grounds for a divorce.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh shit, yeah, that's that to me.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
I would I would cash in the hole. I would
blow up my entire life.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
You've been close.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I've been texting with Chloe about just like finding diseases
and any possibility.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I've messed out things to slip in my food.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Emma's got a bunion, and I'm like, maybe those can
be fatal. I don't know, like what's going on here?

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Yeah? Possibly damn bunny and infection.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'd be crazy.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I don't know if bunions are infections, but I'll figure
it out.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
What is a bunion? I've actually never had a bunion
in my life. What is a bunion? Is it the
same as a corn?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
You had a cin of onion?

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Damn for days? Bro.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yes, let's just say when things get freaky in the bedroom,
I like to have me a I like to have
me a sinabunion.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
What is it the same as a corn? Do you
remember when like they would talk about corns on like
sitcoms all the time. I'm mainly thinking about Martin.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I think I think Jamie Fox did a whole hour
about corns.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Yeah, I don't remember a lot of corn material coming
from the the nineties.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
There were a lot of corn corns on the feet.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, yeah, I think a corn is like just a callus, right,
It's just when somebody has a callous, right. But a
bunyion is when your toe, your big toe starts going
like out like towards your other toes because of like
the shape of your shoes or if you put a
lot of like pressure, like Emma's a marathon or so,
like she's got those alligator feet.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
So like a lot of women have it from wearing
heels and that kind of or you know, dance shoes
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yes, exactly, yes, yes, Like I think Balerine, those feet
are just bunyon central.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
So is that why some guys have like foot fetishes
because they're like, uh, they're like the perfect foot, Okay.
Women normally have such gnarl disgusting feet that if you
find one that doesn't have those things, you're like, that's
a grand prize.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Why do guys have foot fetishes?

Speaker 4 (12:22):
I don't know, because that's specifically a guy like they had.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
A big sister who used to put their fucking feet
in their mouth when they were babies, and they're like.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I saw like a gnarly video on the internet where
like this dude was like stopped at a red light
and he's like filming a truck right by him, and
this dude is just deep throating his girl's foot at
the red light, just like.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
And then like that's a red lights festival.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I think I saw that too. And that's on the
like seven and fiftieth pages.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Right, this guy went to the depth.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's towards the back. It's towards the
back a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
No, on Pornhube, that'd be right towards the front. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I do kind of like to do that on porn hub,
where you just go to the last page first.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Oh wow, oh okay, you search from the back. You
hit it from the back.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I like to reach around.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
You can't do that. You can go to the very
last page.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
I think. So maybe it's not porn Hub. Maybe it's like,
I don't know, like a chat.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Thing this guy to get out of other sites. These
guy's what do.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
They call the cam the cam ones where you just
go like the person who's got like one person watching
that very shade and you're like, this is an intimate situation.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Oh you want to be the only person watching.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
So they're like I'm.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Just saying, you go, you go, cause it's crazy. I
don't know if you go on these sites or they're
like thirty thousand people are watching this girl like saying.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
What's up?

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Funny man eighty two? It's just me and you in here.
How's it going? Brother?

Speaker 4 (13:56):
You tried to think of Dursey's age, Dude, he's way
old at the nage.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Man seventy eight, born to anyone? Yeah, I was thinking
the year come on, hot, Hot, Hot Hot, But no.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
The back page. I think the back page is uncharted territory.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I do like that about you, dars. Yeah, because you're
you're you're looking outside the box.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, I'm digging in the crates, you know what I mean. Yeah,
not everybody likes Taylor Swift. Some people want to listen to.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Uh, there has to be another artist, Taylor not so Swift. Yeah,
there had to be another.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Hey, guys, guess what.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
I feel like. I feel like at the last page
of porn Hub, they're not even having sex anymore. It's
like looped back around, you know what I mean, They're
just it's just a family eating dinner and everyone's kind
of getting along.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
And that is what some people really get off to,
is just a nice.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Family dinner, just the the ultimate kink is just a
nice family dinner where everybody's passing the mashed potatoes, ask
about your day, and it's not sexual when they pass them,
not at all.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
It's down to business, hm in a non sexual.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
It's downright normal, literally, just.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Down the business of eating. Is that what you mean?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yes, exactly, Okay, pass the potatoes, put it on the.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Plate, right to smother it in butter, stick it in
my mouth, gave it to me.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I'm sorry. So when something goes in your mouth, it's sexual.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Come on, but I'm starting to see is this so?

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Is this sexual for you?

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Usually for me?

Speaker 3 (15:37):
You're drinking.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
And now if you're listening, you wouldn't heard that. But
if you're one of our one hundred thousand.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Announcement everybody, we have reached the pinnacle. We have officially
hit one thousand.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Okay, subscribers, we graduated. I thought that was gonna be
the United Airlines song for a second and I was like,
we're flying.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
And what sucks about the one hundred thousand subscribers is
we find we barely got there. We we we were
scrambling over the finish claw. That's not even that good.
You know what I mean. Our numbers are still wildly low.
It is sad, and I'm not going to sleep until
we hold ten million.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yes, no, you are right, because as as we were
like begging, begging to.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Subscribe, I feel like you were begging.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Oh I was posting to my story constantly. Oh yeah,
I want that plaque so bad.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Blake was posting more about the plaque than when we
were on tour trying to get people to come out
and see us. He was definitely posting. He was posting
more about the plaque than well he was drunk. Yeah, okay, yeah,
absolutely out.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
But with that said, drunk for three months that that
same day, Rinaldo the football player he started a YouTube
channel and in one day he got fifty million subscribers
and he got the player.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
You're telling me that this podcast isn't as important, important,
more famous as Ronaldo the soccer player. I can't believe that.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, that seems near to me, and who's even playing soccer?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
In my heart of hearts, it's weird to me that
TII Nation isn't larger than some soccer player with admittedly
a very cool name. Ronaldo is a very dope name
it's really cool.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, it's more of a Ronaldinho.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Oh yeah, that dude was sick.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
I think it's Ronaldo, but it's not.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Wait, that's not I thought you were just putting some
stank on Ronaldo's name.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
No.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I think he played for Brazil and he had a
long had. He kind of had a messed up grill too,
if I had a.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, it's a look. It was a little critter, little
critters to the new batch type situation.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, but footwork, ye, mad footwork. But Ronaldo is like
very hot. He's very hot to me, at least I
think he's a handsome guy. All right, And that's.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Let that one dangle there. Did you guys ever see
the U.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah, we were just kind of talking about how cool
his name was, and I was like, that'd be fun
if like you named your kid Ronaldo, like you know,
people would think maybe you're a big soccer fan. Like
I'm not a big soccer fan, but maybe I might
name my next son Ronaldo because it is a dope name.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Ronaldo McDonald Though Ronaldinho, he's handsome.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
But you immediately were just like, I want to fuck
this dude.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Well, yeah, I think that most football players are pretty
pretty hot. I think there might be the hottest athletes
do you concur do you agree?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I'm more of a Greco Roman wrestling body type for me.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
I feel like the hottest athletes for me would be
female volleyball players. Okay, yeah, okay, well that's that's an angle.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
I mean, that's a sure.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I guess if you're a front page of Parno Guy
by some of us go to page seven hundred and
fifty nine to find our are ship. Okay, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Mean I guess I see where you're coming from. In
like a kind of normal like nineties way, but in
twenty twenty.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Four girls nice butch bikini easy yeah, like yeah, they've
got it, got.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
It going on, and like a super obvious sure yeah
that way.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
I don't know, that's just kind of what I thought.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah, but in more of like a ttilating homosexual way.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
I think, but Blake likes males.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Like yeah, yeah, loose butthole.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah yeah, well for sure, you know, to each his own,
and we don't okay, and hey, this doesn't leave this podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
So I think that soccer players, they seem like the
most the most normal like athletes, like their body types.
They're just kind of like lean wayfish, the wavefish boys, uh,
which I guess Blake is into.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Well, No, I think they're they're all very very vary
in shape.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yes, yeah, they're, but they're they're they're they're not, but
they're fit.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
They're lean.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
The way you say lean is also kind of sexual too, though.
Have you noticed that when Dirt.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Said, yeah, I'm kind of starting.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
He leans. He leans into it a little too much.
He leans into the leaning.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
So you like the soccer players, you like that look,
keep giving it to my ear hole.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
I'm just I'm just remarking. I'm just remarking that there's
no like over, there's no overt development of certain losses.
Like a male gymnast, those male genet male gymnast arms. Yeah, yeah,
and like the must ularness of the taint. They got
a lean, lean taint.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
But what about it?

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Like a baseball player, I feel like there's a lot
of baseball players that that look more like regular guys
than No.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
They so big, yeah, and they are they're jacked on.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Well, I mean some of them, like the guys that
crush home runs, those guys are, but there's some guys
who aren't.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Who do you who do you think looks normal? And
I promise you when you stay next to them and
they and they pull their pants down, there, they're a
whole nother level. I'm gonna come. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
I mean, maybe you're right, because I could see Blake's
body being if you told me that he was a
professional soccer player, like a decade two decades ago, you know,
like two decades ago.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
I was gonna say, o, g Blake. Now, Blake's got
muscle on muscle now.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
No, I was necessarily talking about the muscle. I'm just
like just the way his body's looking now, it's just aging.
Just looks bodybuilt by Jegermeister a little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm getting some muffin top.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Damn son, getting some muffin top. You're right, just wait
to back out of that so quickly. It's hard. I
expected you to put up a fight over.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
No, it's hard.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
When you hit forty, it's hard to it's hard to
take the muffins off. The muffins they linger, they linger
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
The muffin man.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Well, and I assume soccer is the type that you
you don't get to play until you're forty. Like Blake
would be a true phenom if he played it to
lose forty.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah, I don't know the retirement age.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
Like how old is Ronaldo? You told me he was
twenty two years old, I'd be like, yeah, and he's
ready to retire.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Well, that's the other thing about soccer is that like
you can play at like fourteen years old. Remember Freddy
Adu when we were little kids, Like he was coming
up going pro at fourteen, and it was like, oh shit,
I could be a soccer player right now.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Who was the young stud? There was a young stud
in the Olympics for somebody.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Yeah, this's the dude who used to play on Messi's team.
I think he's on the LA Galaxy.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
And he was like sixteen, huh.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, he's fucking sick.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
So sick, and he was like scoring goals. He wasn't
just like riding the bench like put me in, coach.
He was out there.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah he's sick.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah. And by the way, for sure.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Hot lean yeah lean.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
You guys know infinitely more about soccer than I would
have given you credit for.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
You don't tune in at all, not.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Even a little bit. I don't think I've ever watched
a game of soccer.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Have you ever been to a game?

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Besides like my friends at high school when I was
literally just waiting for them to be done so I
could smoke weed with them, you know, Yeah, yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Adam was doing hacky Sack and he's like basically the
same thing under the bleachers.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yes, yeah, exactly, kick this ball, guys, This is pretty cool.
You can smoke weed while you do it. Yeah, you're
not in LA too much. You got to go to
like an LAFC game or Galaxy FC games are really
fun and they smoke a lot of weed in the crowd.

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They have like a whole section.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Let's just say where Angel City season ticket holders in
my household?

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Get it? Is that right?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Hell? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
And what is angel City? What are these words that
you guys are throwing out here?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
The women's pro soccer EMMA got season tickets last year.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
Oh okay, I'm a dude.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
And dude they got absolutely trashed.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Now, if you were to say women soccer players are
the sexiest, I could like, look at that. No, no, no,
But the guy used start saying about you think the
guys are the sexiest dude.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yes, here's what I will say. We talk about how
the guys are lean and like kind of wafy, right,
because they're just running their asses off the pro pro
the pro women. It's a different body type.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
They are not lean, it's a different way they are.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
No, no, no, they're not even waves. They're they're jacked.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Well, because women, I think, can for the most part
get weight feet you know what I mean? I feel
like it's harder for men to be as.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
What is wafy way, well, what is wafy exactly?

Speaker 4 (25:08):
I feel like you in high school were wafy me?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, what does that mean? No, lack of muscle definition, lack.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Of any muscle definition, just like a tiny little person.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Who's it harder to get wafye for.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
It's harder for men to get waitf thin wayfish interesting?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Interesting? Interesting? Yeah. Yeah, But what I'm saying is that
wouldn't you think? Yeah? Exactly. But what I'm saying is
that soccer player men are kind of thinner, lean, beautiful wafy. Okay,
where's where's the female soccer players are jacked like, they're
way more muscular than the male counterparts for their sport. Like,

(25:48):
what's her name? What's her name? There's someone who's like
a she was like a g for a long time
and she's one of the co owners of Angel City.
And I saw her a game. Stood next to her.
She was like six feet maybe six ' one uh
and Abby wamback dude, Sure, yeah, she was fucking jacked massive.
I was like standing next to her, kind of like

(26:10):
sizing up.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
She's I think she's known as being a big, big girl, right,
she was.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Like and I guess my point would be my point
would be like, this is like having a six foot five,
two twenty type dude playing soccer, which you just you
don't have because that guy's gonna go play football, right right.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
You want to bodies like football takes Football steals a
lot of and basketball steals a lot of athletes away
from soccer, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Who might be like I kind of think, like, because
our women's soccer absolutely rocks, and our men's soccer is
not anywhere near the same caliber. Correct not?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah, no, no, because the world has just been playing
soccer way.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Long, so the so you kind of want to get
the season tickets for the women in LA because they're
probably a little better, right thing.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yes, you get stars, dude. And there's dude, there's a
there's a sixteen year old and a seventeen or eighteen
year old pair of sisters who are like in high school.
They're on this pro team, which is just more g
shit And you're like, sisters, that's crazy? Like what is
dinner like at that household? Like? Wow, what are mom
and dad doing? That is setting these girls up to

(27:23):
be just absolute geez?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
My guess is like a lot of cards at dinner?

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah, probably, you know.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
You got a carbo load.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
But dude, what is the mental what is the conversation?
Are they just talking about this podcast?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
You think they don't talk?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
They don't talk.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Probably just they probably just put on TII And.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
It's a mixture of listening to this podcast and not talking.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
For sure, and not talking well because they're concentrating on
getting enough, you know, macro nutrients to fuel their muscles
so they can attack the field the next day.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Adam, please quote more YouTube videos you've been watching? What
are macro nutrients?

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Amoraltrient? Baby given to me?

Speaker 4 (28:03):
Oh, you guys aren't know macro nutrients?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Is that a happy meal.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Wow, I mean.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Yeah, macro nutrients. That's so the chicken macnugget is that
a mac reb.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
How many fitness influencers do you guys follow, because it
seems like not enough.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Dude, those macrib brother.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Macro nutrients are just the calories fat and protein and carbohydrates.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Wait, all right, one more time?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Would you just say there was one.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
More time for the people in the back.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
I believe it's fat, carbohydrates and protein.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Those are macro nutrients.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
M hm, So like the ones that taste really good?

Speaker 4 (28:44):
No? Well sure, what about maybe?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
What about belvita shells and cheese?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Those sounds like all the things I like to eat,
like bread and meat.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Right. Sure, It's just it's just a breaking it down,
like what you've eaten. Okay, So the macro nutrients of anything.
So it could be of a piece of pizza, or
it can be of.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
What happened or whatever you lost me? You lost you bro?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah, it's science.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Now it's a bagel.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Okay. You guys are so dumb.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
I know, I guess I do you do you understand
what you're also reading?

Speaker 4 (29:21):
It?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I feel like you're also.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Reading I'm not reading that I'm not reading. I mean,
if I was reading it, i'd give you an actual
I mean, you want me to look up at the
actual definition. I hope I'm right.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
How big is your screen that you're looking at? That's
why I think you're playing, because you're like looking over here.
I think you're reading it right in front of you.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Earlier, this dude's got the vision pros on what macronutrients
are nutrients that the body needs in large amounts to
provide energy and maintain its structure and systems.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
The three main macro nutrients are carbohydrates, fats, and protein.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Okay, So what you're saying is these are the feat
These are the three food groups that you need the
most of out of anything.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Food groups, they're the macro nutrients. So a food like
a fat is like a piece of bread, Oh, here
we go.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Has fat in it, Okay, it also has carbohydrates.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I'm not saying food groups as in like breads, vegetables,
meats or whatever. I'm saying like food groups in that
like sugars are not a macro nutrient.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
I mean, I don't believe. So I just know the
three three Maine. Maybe it goes way down in the
in the crates and it is sugars too, so.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Blake when you're when you're watching a soccer game, are
the players a macro nutrient for you?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
That's a freaking lily baby.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
According to the fitness influencers that I follow, those are
the three main Yeah you know, that's that's okay.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Who do you follow?

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Jumufuku and yeah, I follow him? Uh, I follow a lot, dude,
I don't actually quite quite a few.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
How about do you follow the guy who we had
on Workaholics, who you flexed off with, who's now having
a moment where like it's just videos of him him
walking like an Adonis.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Oh, mike Ohearn, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I I yeah,
I do follow him. He works out with Tony Cavalleiro
like all the time. Oh, they're like homies who work
out together. Well, I've been working out with him. He's
part of the reason I've gotten in great shape this season.
Is I literally working out with him and he, I mean,

(31:22):
his workouts are infinitely harder than the workouts that I do,
and I do hard workouts, or so I think.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Is he a maniac? Is he a maniac?

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I an absolute psychopath? And I'm excited for people to
see him in this season of the Righteous Gemstones, because
he is absolutely shredded in a way that he's never
been before. Damn.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Does he eat or drink?

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Well?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
He eats, and by that I mean like, does he
eat like normal or does and does he drink alcohol?

Speaker 3 (31:48):
No, he's sober.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
He does not drink alcohol. He's a sober guy.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Oh so that's cheating, that's cheating.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Yeah, well I don't care.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
That's why I've also gotten in decent shape this year
is because I basically stop bringing like I might drink
once a month. Yeah, wow, dude.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Flash, holy sucks.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
It does sucks.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
I'm not crying underneath the.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Shade, lost one.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
I know it really sucks. Believe me. I don't want to.
I don't want to. I just my body is falling apart.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
So yeah, you know, gone, Yeah it sucks.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
I was. I was real salty.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
I think you've got boring, dude.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I know, I believe me. I know, And I still
will have a drink or two if we're at dinner
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
But I've got to just drink. I've got stiff drink syndrome. Yes, fine,
or I can't stop we'll stop, should stop, should probably stop.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
So wait, uh ship, I forgot what the fuck I
was gonna say. Damn it. It was about the drink
thing bodies. When you do have one or two drinks,
does it just it really fucks you up. I'm done
talking about soccer players.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
Yes it can, like, uh yeah, it'll make my spasms
more spasmy, which then causes my muscles to tighten more
and then my next week to be shittier. So yeah,
so I pick, I really picked my spots. But that's
also why I have I have a vague outline of
abs now, which is the thing if you're going to

(33:18):
have an autoimmune disease, you want to have like a
vague outline of abs where you're like, yeah, no, I
can see him. Yeah, but I do have a little
bit of the fat guy hanged.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
Have you seen Adam's body? He's dying.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Yeah, he's I think he might be dying. That's hot,
it's so hot, so hot right now. I have the
fact I droop a little bit though, because I because
I basically I lost like twenty five pounds, so that's
I don't know, I've never had that big of a
swing before. And it's it's it's hanging a little bit.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
Oh okay, are.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
We talking about just like loose skin loose?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
But whole a little a little bit. It's not too crazy.
It's not like I lost like eighty pounds or whatever.
But it's just enough to go like, hey, you're forty.
I'm not going to snap too as quick.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
I saw the kid from not Zack and Cody, one
of those shows who like grew up and he got hot.
He was fat on like a Nickelodeon.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Show from Josh Drake and Josh.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Rink and Josh how he lost all the weight but
he's still got kind of like a skin situation, which
seems like a real bumber.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah, that would be a real bummer. This isn't This
isn't that.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
You know, this isn't isn't it? Though?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
Did you get that? I feel like if I if
I was twenty pounds heavier and I lost like forty
five or fifty pounds, then yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Can't you get all that ship?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Like I think you can just do vitamin e or
something like that and it like helps your skin.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Okay, throw some vitamin E on it? What does that do?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I think it? I think it's vitamin E that like
helps your skin snap back.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Holy shit, Yeah, this is important.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Well not if it's too much skin. If it too
much skin, yeah that it has to be a surgery
if it's too much.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
At a certain point. Yeah yeah yeah, yeah, certain point
yea yea yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
How did they do that? Do they like pull your
skin back on your back and then like staple it
and then like snip off the excess or something? What
is that surgery? Even?

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Like are you asking us, well, how do you think
we would know how that surgery is?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I think that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I imagined you went down if you were having some droopy skin.
Maybe you click the YouTube or you follow a skin doctor.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
I bet they don't pull it to the side. I
bet they pull it down and then they do like
a scar like at your belly below your pantline, so
like you.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Can yeah I'm assuming around without.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Like a scar on your sides, and then your nipples
end up like midway.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Your nipples are way down by your belly button. That's
what you don't want.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
In your belly button. They got to make you like
a new belly button.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
I'm it's a Jackson Pollock painting is your chest after there.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Is a Jackson Bollock or Dolly?

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Where Dolly is who I was thinking of, You're right,
Drew Conduct.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, I was like, it's laddered pain. Okay.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yeah, which, by the way, I just I don't know
where I saw a photo of Salvador Dolly. He was
like alive not that long ago. I know, it's crazy.
I thought he was like a super old timy like
same Michaelangelo and Salvador Dolly were kicking it during the
Renaissance doing their pain. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
I also found it very confusing that he was alive
very recently. I thought he was kind of like.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Was he successful Salvador Dolly in his time? Was he famous?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I think so.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I think he didn't like even his paintings, Like he
wasn't popular right after I mean, like the melt melting clocks.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
That's how it usually works for artists. It's like they
die and of course after they're dead, their work catches
on and they become super plays. But yes, I think Salvador, yeah,
he died in eighty nine.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah that's what That's what I'm banking on for me too,
So yeah, don't tell.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Me that's what Workaholics is really going to take off?
That's when that they're going to find.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
It when durs kicks the bucket Sea Let's kill Kyle
real quick.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Wait what it's for that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:10):
I didn't like Salvador Dolly and like Warhol kick it together,
like I want to say they were.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I mean he died in eighty nine. That's Adam. You're right,
that is crazy, Like he could have been on like
talk shows we watched as kids.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Oh yeah, that was something I saw that. It was
like Salvador Dolly could have watched Predator one, the movie.
Like it's crazy to think that, like those two things
existed at the same time.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I got your algorithm. I'm on the wrong algorithm.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
That's about the macro nutrient exactly.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
That's right, yes, like the dude, Yeah, he could have
seen Adventures in Babysitting. Dude.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, that's fucking crit which holds up?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Just watched it a week ago? Holds up?

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Really, you just watch Adventures in Babysitting one week ago.
This is showing the kids adventures and babysitting.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
This is the way. Yeah, this is what you do.
Because movies used to be movies used to be fucking awesome,
and they're not that awesome anymore.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
Yeah, and do your children like, did they like that?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Loved Adventures and Babysitting?

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Really I'm having All I remember is they think the
Mechanic is Thor. I remember that. But what else the
fuck is that movie about.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I'm trying, I'm blanking on his name now, but the
guy who plays Thor, it's Kingpin from the Daredevil series
recently and from Full Metal Jacket and and not n
he's on the Law and Order away.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
It's like it starts with a d dune it or.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah it does there we go? What is it? Todd's
got it? Coveney, No, It's that's so close. That's so
close Adventures and babysitting.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Dude, I bet some people want to kick their.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Vincent Danafrio, which is insane. He has one of my
best but like blonde hair, maybe probably a wig, I
don't know, but like that's spelt lean lean and this movie.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
Was mean in this movie?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Is that you're saying I think he was a young man.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
I guess if he was playing Thor.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, remember they like go to the Mechanic and like
the one kid thinks he's Thoring and he's like, I'm
not thoring.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
So wait, so Vincent Dinofrio was the thor character in
the movie.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Yes, Wow, isn't that crazy?

Speaker 3 (39:20):
That's wild.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
I mean this guy, he's got such a mean looking face,
does he not? Yeah, like there's is there even a
possibility he's a nice guy.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
He'd be the first to say.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
I think with a face like that, you either have
to be super nice or yeah, you just lean into it.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
But then you're like you're super nice to the point
that people are like kind of scared that you're like
keeping like there's like trap doors in your closet and ship,
you know what I mean, Like.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, yeah, he looks like a guy who like doesn't
suffer fools who you gotta just keep them with or
he's got.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
Yeah, that's a way to call someone an asshole without
with and kind of giving them a implement.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
It doesn't suffer fool.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
He doesn't suffer fool.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
My mother in law, she doesn't suffer fool. So that's let's.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Just let's just put it that way, just leave it
right there.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Okay, it's just well my mother I don't like.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Her, she really, uh suffer fool.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
No, I want to say that I watched an interview
with him that made me really like him. Okay, I
don't know what the fuck it was, and this was
years ago, but you know a lot of actors who've
been around forever that aren't in the spotlight, who you
don't get to see doing interviews constantly, right, Like, I
got enough interviews with Glenn Powell for in the last

(40:42):
two years that I need for a lifetime. Vincent and
Afrio have been working for thirty forty years, have seen
two interviews with him, and I think I really liked
this one.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, he gives good interview.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
No offense Glenn Powell, but we're good.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
That's cool. We need to find that interview. I wonder
what it.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Was we got it.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
It was probably when he was doing Daredevil or something. Yeah,
I was probably think it was pretty big push.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Which is, by the way, one of the greatest performances
I've ever seen is him and Daredevil.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Him as Kingpin. Yeah really, Okay.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
What are you guys talking about? What is Kingpin?

Speaker 2 (41:17):
You never saw that season one of Daredevil Marvel show
on Netflix. Yeah, he plays Kingpin, who's like the bad
guy and dude, he fucking elevates the show in a
way where you're like, oh, this isn't just like corny,
cheesy comic book shit.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
This is awesome and it for sure is bad besides
that character, right, because.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
No, no, no, no, no no, this isn't the Ben Affleck one.
This isn't Ben No. No, okay, Ben Affleck played Daredevil in
a movie and that one was kind of This.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Is a Netflix series ten episodes.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Because I've never even heard of this show. This is
like a popular television show, Daredevil.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
It's a it's a Marvel character, Daredevil.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
I think you would actually really like the show, Adam.
It's right up your ais alway.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Really, Yeah, it's pretty cool. It has like a super dope,
like no cut fight scene in this hallway where he's unbelievable. Yeah,
it's like some of the sickest fight choreography in television history.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
It goes on for like six minutes.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yeah, and are there now? Is but in the middle
of the movie or show, rather is there like five
three to five uh dudes and cowboy hats and cowboy
boots doing the one It comes for three to the
four to the five. Everybody get up on the dance floor.
You know that TikTok dance.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Adam, I assume you can watch it with your phone
out if you need to, Okay.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Yeah, because if there's not dudes dancing doing TikTok dances,
I'm kind of checking out. Okay, So if there is,
then I'm that I'm sure i'd be really interested.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah. No, launch while you're on your phone. It's it
hits the same. It's really dope. Every time you look up,
you'll see something cool.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Back to Adventures Babysitting real quick. We watched it on
one of the apps, and they've dubbed over the like
people saying the homosexual derogatory term starting with an F.
They've dubbed over that. You can see the mouth be like,
but they're saying like sissy or something, or like dude,

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you're being a square or something.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
What app did you watch it on?

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Because what is it rated? It was rated like PG
and then they say the F word.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Yeah, yeah, bunch they say they like in one moment
they say it like four times.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
WHOA did you watch it on Disney Plus or what
did you watch it on?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I think it was either HBO Max or Disney Plus.
But don't worry, I like said it for my kids.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah, well so you know what he's actually used to
owing to get a movie. Yeah, that makes it right, right, right,
right absolutely, because I know that Disney Plus like goes
back in and edits a lot of their stuff, but
I didn't know that HBO would do it.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
And they do disclaimers. They do disclaimers, like if you
watch we talked about this, I think Swiss Famier Robinson,
They're like, so they had real dogs fighting tigers, just
a heads up. Hey, they depict Asian people as pirates.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Heads up, yeah there. If you watch, which.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I thought was cool as a kid, I was like,
I didn't know there were Asian pirates. I just thought
it was a bunch of white guys out there. And
I was like, no, it's it's everybody. It's every uh,
it's black white, polka dot, it's the whole nine yards.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
You know, like there's pirates everywhere.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Old guys can't say any more racist than black white.
They go straight to polka dot before being like indigenous Asian,
Latin American. They're just like fucking stripe print.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
The color brown doesn't even exist in their vocation. Black white.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
So that like, like, who.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Didn't care doing a service to I don't even care
if you're black or white, okay, cool or fucking neon green? Well,
no one is that.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
No one is.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
And you're like, are you not saying brown? And it's
by the way, it's like, and then what all the
colors are?

Speaker 4 (45:23):
I think maybe they do care if it, they do
care loud they do, like, yeah, black or white? Or
did you hear what I said, Grandpa?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
What about brown? You heard my list?

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Right, you heard my list?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
But then ironically there's definitely like black.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Neon green, white or neon green.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
There's a couple of colors that you shouldn't you shouldn't
say also anymore, which is interesting. I don't know. It's
all fascinating.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
I don't know the rules anymore is fascinating.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
This is fascinating.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Any take backs? They love adventures in babysitting they love.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Can we get a rough plot summary? Please?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
What is the damn Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
The plot is agree doesn't anymore? She thinks she's too
she thinks she's too old a babysit. She wants to
be a grown up.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Now she's dating old me talking too old a babysit.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
I think she's nineteen. She might be in college. Maybe
she's a senior. She's either a senior in high school
or a freshman college something like that. And she's got
a boyfriend played by Bradley wit Whitford, Whitford Whitford, who
crushes always.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Because he does he play a dickhead.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Always Yes, so good.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah, he plays such a good eighties dickhead. Like and
I forget who told me he's actually a great guy.
Someone told me that he's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
I word with him, and he's awesome. And he was
a fan of Workaholics. He watched it with his kids.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Oh great, I love you guys.

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Yeah, and he went to he's from Madison. He spoke
in my wife's graduation total you.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Hey, And that's a great example of someone that looks
like they would probably be a total prick ends up
being a pretty great guy.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
And by the way, so Avengers in Babysitting plays an
asshole Revenge of the Nerds to reinvents what we know
as an asshole as like a nice guy, soft asshole,
like behind your back asshole, a real pivot, a real
turn in asshole in cinema. And then of course not
happy Gilmour, what's the other one? Billy Billy Madison, Billy.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Madison, Billy Madison.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yes, classic, And so she wants to be a grown up.
She takes the job babysitting, but then her friend calls,
who runs away and is stuck at the train station
or some shit, and she's like, okay, kids, we got
to go into the city from the burbs and go
get my friend Hilarity in Swus.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Okay, well, why does her friend need saving?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeah, she doesn't want to run away.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
She got scared to run away. She got cold feet
who was also played by Penelope and Miller's and who
it is? And she slays she steals the show. There's
a lot of funny things. My kid's biggest funny takeaway
And this is so me of a thing. You guys
will be like, yeah, okay, you're going.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
To be monsters when you are done watching a movie.
Dors do you have like a little questionnaire for the children?

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Like, but I get I guess I just asked if
they liked it, you know, or if you can tell whatever.
But so there's a part where she's on the phone
calling saying like I need to be saved, Like you
got to come get me. There's this person that person.
They're freaking me out. There's a guy who's just like
standing there with a jacket on, and he opens it

(48:43):
and just pulls out a gun and goes and points
at the gun. It's like, and my kids laught so
hard at that, and now it's their favorite thing to
do is to like pretend to pull out a gun
and go And it just was. It's such a weird, weird,
weird like break the fourth wall, not real thing that

(49:05):
happens in the movie. That's so funny that she's like,
I don't want to be here. There's like a crazy
homeless guy and then just a dude who's showing a
gun and laughing.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
And your kids loved it.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
They loved it. They thought it was the funniest thing ever.
And it is, Well, I.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Think they need to tune into Adventures and babysitting and
this this is why this podcast is so important, is.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
We It really is.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
We bring up movies from damn near forty years ago. Yeah,
they still tell and tell the world that they need
to see him. It's important, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
But what's cool. What's cool about Baby Adventures of Babysitting
is that, like, obviously there's I don't know, there's fewer
movies back then, but like there were iconic moments and
the scene on I don't fucking know the name of
the building, but the diamond shaped roof building in Chicago,
icond of the skyline where like the little thor girl
goes out on it and the du goes out after

(50:00):
her to like get the playboy or whatever because they're
on the run because they steal this playboy that's got
some like thing like this, but that's I.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Can't remember any of this. They're steal a playboy. This
is edgy stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
Yeaheah, the pervert best friend steals a playboy and apparently
there's some like notes by a mafia like written in
the playboy that they need back.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
That's that's differ damn.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
And then there's a girl in the playboy that looks
exactly like the babysitter.

Speaker 4 (50:27):
What is just rated because there's playboys, they're saying the
they're saying the F work.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Yeah, there's the F word. There's guns that.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
It was written I think it was PG, you know,
what the hell? And there's great lines where she's like,
don't fuck with the babysitter that I think they also
said don't mess with the babysitter.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
You're allowed one F word. You're allowed one, but they've.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Removed the F word, so now maybe it is PG.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Not that word, but the f c K word. You're
allowed one of those.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you could say fuck on the show, dude.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Yeah, you know right, you're right, You're right.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
You could just say that. You're not gonna get canceled
if you say fuck.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
I'm actually trying not to say it anymore. You gave
up drinking. I don't say that word anymore, so please
yeah that effort. The f u c K.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
I wouldn't say I gave up drinking it. It was
taken from me.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
But yeah, right, that's your Liam Nisan movie.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Yeah, taken it was. It was when the doctor gave
me the diagnosis my alcoholism was taken.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Very special. Say I have a very special.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Adams, a very Adam can slugg.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Here that just I love it, baby.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Yes, all right, we got any take backs and any apologies,
any epic slams.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
I'll give a freaking big We covered it a little bit,
but I would love to give a big shout out
to all of t I I Nation that showed up
to YouTube and smushed that subscribe button. We made it. Yeah,
we're have that plaque hanging up somewhere in somebody's room.
We'll see.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
I wonder if there if YouTube is just kind of
waiting in the wings, not sending that plaque out right
away because they're like they're gonna lose some followers.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
Is that what they're thinking, because it's possible.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Because all weeks now and uh, we don't have a plaque.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Yeah, well we dropped a few best ofs and I
feel like people unsubscribed just despite us. And if you
did see you and we we will find you.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Dude, we understand, we get it, I get it. We
we don't like to put out best stuffs, but sometimes
life gets in the way. You know.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
That's a good way to It's a good way to
put it out. That's and I don't Todd. You're here.
People are begging, people are clawing, people are screaming for
us to upload YouTube the day the podcast drops. Can
we get can we get an answer as to why
we can?

Speaker 4 (53:06):
So that's why people say we don't have more subscribers
is because that we don't drop it the same day
we drop it, like a couple of days.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Later, right, And I don't like to victim blame. I
don't like the victim blame.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
But and it might be on us. Maybe maybe we
would then have to stockpile more episodes, which the fans don't.
They come to us because of our topical takes, our
hot topical takes, like how great Adventures in Babysitting is this,
which is huge.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I saw some some podcasts that do you know YouTube
they have they're starting to do live YouTube recordings, so
you do the pod, but you can actually watch what
you're about to listen to next week live. But then
maybe your numbers drop off on the podcast because and do.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
People pay extra for that? Is that a Patreon situation? Uh?

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Not that I know of. I think it's just like,
but no, when is happening because if you're not there,
then you then.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
I think the cat would be out of the bag
with how much editing is done to make us sound
slightly less retarded, and.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
We got to keep that, you know me, I like
to keep cats real.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Like because everyone's thinking like, wow, they do they already
sound really fucking dumb?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Yeah, very And then I think if we were to
do it live, they'd be like, oh, holy shit, yikes
in embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
One one second? Here as I say this, Adam, as
you say, the cat's out of the bag, and I say,
you know me, I like to keep a cat in
a bag.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
So you do you love keeping cats?

Speaker 2 (54:39):
What is this? What is this saying that the cat
is out of the bag?

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Would we putting cats in? I'll tell you right now,
I know what it is. Do you want to guess?
Because I have the reel?

Speaker 4 (54:49):
How do you have the real?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Could you mind if me and Adam do you might
have me and Adam signed? Please?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Please?

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I think it was there was a type of whip
called the cat a nine tails.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Okay, so you think or you say you.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Know, I also picked up on.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
This little mathro nutrition you think I know exactly what
it is?

Speaker 4 (55:11):
You're lollygagg and you don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
You don't know what on a ship or something like that.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
And is lollygagon the word of the week, Adam?

Speaker 4 (55:19):
It is damn word of the day. And uh you
know that I know lollygagon though. That's why I thought
maybe I could throw it in, But yeah, I forgot
at the beginning, and I did throw it.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Try to squeeze it in that's what you get. Yeah,
kind of your tail? Kind of your tail lately? Is
that you just it's the last thing you say, and.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
It kind of works in the sentence, but also kind
of a reach.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
Yeah, it's sort of a buzzer beater where I.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Slam tell me the cat of nine tails than you do.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
Yeah. So no, it was about letting the cat out
of the bag, the cat of nine pills. So that's
what it is. That's the official answer.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
But was that even kept in the bag?

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Yes, of course you'd keep your cat in the nine tail?
Then would you just keep it on the deck of
the ship?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I keep mine on my hip?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Well, no, cat and I think they were pretty heady.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Let him know.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
I think cat and nine tails were pretty heavy. I
got to look them up.

Speaker 4 (56:21):
I'll check it, Okay, any take backs, apologies, any epic slams?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Well, here Isaac has the phrase. It originates from livestock
fraud at markets where animals were sold in sacks, usually piglets.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
There's no way, Isaac, this sounds like fan fiction.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Yeah, getting radical. I feel like Isaac put this into
uh you know, chat GPT and it just computed. It
just said some bullshit.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Sometimes it'd swap a pig for a cat, yeah, when
the customer looked away.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Or would you swap a cat for the pig? What's
more expensive a pig or a cat? A pig?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
There's way more meat on a pig.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Yeah. Yeah, I like my cats.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Like I like my soccer players. Lean any take backs,
any epic slams.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
I'm very happy and excited that we're back. It's good
to be back here with TI Nation, and I'm very
sorry about the But the two weeks of best of,
I hope some of you enjoyed them, because, to be
perfectly honest, I do enjoy a best of.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Yeah, they're pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
When I listened back to a best of, I'm like,
that's that's fun. All best Yeah, it's all hitches. You know,
they got the best of five apps. It's Hitten.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
It's a good app absolutely.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
And also this best of a best of is one
hundred and fifty episodes ago.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
You know that's crazy, man.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
The fact that any of our fans can remember what
happened one hundred and fifty episodes ago.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Yeah, I thought they were way more damaged. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
A good way to think of the best of is
like a backpage pornhub compilation. You stumble uprom where you're like,
it's all the hips that all the hell.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
You're absolutely there's compilations back there.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I did not compilation that you're mispronouncing.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Yeah, compilations, so sorry.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Compilations all right, Well, nothing like going out on a whimper.

Speaker 4 (58:24):
And that's another this

Speaker 2 (58:36):
We're bad