Ep 220: M. Night Shyamalan presents SPLITBULL

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what's the most important,
bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This
is important. I can't hold on anymore. You thought Wyoming
was on the East coast? What happened? The game show hosts?

(00:29):
Buckle up?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh my god? Oh the dogs off the lash?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
You guys, if you're listening, you're not gonna believe. I
believe what we just do.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Adams off the leash, Baby, I am. It's not mister
threeh five pitbull in the building.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
And it's three oh five floor Miami.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
I'm guessing it's Miami. If it's not Miami, I'm gonna
be very surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Dade County.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
It'd be tight if Pippo was from any other place
in the country, but Miami. Oo is from lives in Miami, right, Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Oh yeah, I think he's like he's the ambassador.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
I mean, if he was from Baltimore, that'd be fucking hilarious. Dude,
Yeah cool, that'd be really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Is he mister worldwide? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Mister worldwide?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah? Okay, And if you're from Baltimore, how many Baltimore
people are worldwide? Outside of Michael Phelps. Who are we
talking about here? Wait? Is he? Is he be Moore?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I feel like there's some like, uh, Reggie Jackson.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Reggie Reggie Jackson.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Yeah, he played, he played for the Baltimore Oyols.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So, mister October.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Calarican Junior, I'm sure he's been around the world.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Okay, but is he from there? They just played sports.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
There, well, they played they lived there. I'm not from
southern California, but I've lived here for twenty years now,
I claim it.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I've lived in Australia, Okay, mister five down codes in
in Australia?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Do they do three digits or is it something like?
I do not know. It's like Z. I think it's
four digits.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
That's crazy, it's not enough. Do they say Z instead
of Z?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I think? So that's wild? Weird. Yeah, the weirdest thing
is go ahead, go ahead? Yeah, I don't know say
the weirdest?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Said the weird I was I was looking at this
Piple Wikipedia.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Out of Wallaby. What happened? What's the weirdest thing? Nothing?
I didn't you said it about Piple just I said,
shadow Wallaby? What was it?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What is it? About huh shot out an entire wallaby.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Okay, I'm what about pipple on Wikipedia? Yeah? What were
you about to say?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Okay, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
So what is it? What? What is on in the Wikipedia?
Tell me about the Wikipedia page.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
It seemed like throw you had something you wanted to
get off your chest.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
But what I heard you watched boomerang? What do you
throw the boomerang? What is on the Wikipedia page for
pit Bull?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
So I was just looking at I definitely just heard
that one. Guys, like I wanted to do when I
hosted the MTV Movie Awards, I wanted to do a
bit with Pitbull because he was there.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
He was in the audience.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
I met pit Bull and Split Uh Split had just
come out that year.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Remember that movie split Ball.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Oh that that's in the the m Night Chellaman Universe Universe.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
That's the the real MCU.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It was super dope, and I wanted to do a
sketch called split Ball.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
It's it's pit Bull, okay.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Because he's balled in the movie. Ye just does different
uh Like, we have him do different characters, but he's
just Pitbull and as every character because in Split he
has like multiple personality disorder, and so he plays all
these different and I was like, dude, that would be
hilarious splitball, but he didn't want. I'm like, dude, you're
mister worldwide. We could do different characters from around the world.

(04:08):
That'd be so funny. Oh that's cool, And he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Game was not game, did not to go just based
on the premise, not funny. Man, I don't like him. Man,
that shit is bad. It needs a punch up, mate.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I don't I didn't get it back why he didn't
love it. But I mean, just by the title alone,
you'd think I'm gonna quit singing or rapping or whatever
the hell he does and do the do this sketch
and this is going to be my final thing I
do before I die.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Maybe he was afraid of peaking. He was afraid of
peaking there with that match, and then it's like what
now you know? I think of like Ryan Gosling performing
as Ken at the Oscars. Everyone's like, holy shit, this
is it. This is the pinnacle, and then the the
fall guy bombs people. They don't want he's gone downhill.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
You're probably absolutely And then also I had a weird
encounter with we might have talked about this. Who's the
other and don't blanket on his name?

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Oh, DJ Khalid.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Another one, Oh well, he sat at our table. Yeah,
he sat at at your guys table when we got interest.
Very funny, very funny family group photo of my parents,
you guys, Jillian, I think Chloe is in the photo.
And then Matt DJ Khalid.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
DJ Khalid not very engaging.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
No, dude, he sucked. That guy sucked contrary.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
To like every video I've ever seen of him, like
very excited man. Yeah, super sleepy, kind of maybe emergency
happening on the phone, I don't know, very kind of not.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
There, actually super dead inside. I was like, we were
trying to do we were trying to like practice this
sketch that we're going to do live there.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
You're like, okay, hear me out. It's split DJ Khalid.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
I forget. I even forget what this sketch was. But
he wouldn't do the line.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
The personality disorder was like, and I've got another one.
It was another personality Okay, maybe.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
A lot of split comedy. He wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
He wouldn't do the line. So then he had the
setup and so then so then I have the payoff,
I have the punchline right, and he wouldn't. He wouldn't
read it, So then my punchline makes no sense. So
I go, well, if you do it that way, it
won't make sense. He's like, this is just how I
do it. I got a freestyle, and I'm like, well,

(06:33):
you have to set me up, set me up in
a way that this.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Will work, right. He just couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
And then I'm like, I think we have to we
have to cut this bit.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Honestly, I think maybe he was playing dumb, but it
was malicious. He didn't want you to get the big
the big laugh. He wanted the laugh.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I even told him, dude, I even told him I
would trade. I'd go, I'll give you the punchline. And
then we did it that way. And then he didn't
say the punchline. He said some other ship and he goes,
it's funnier, and I go, it isn't funnier, dude, Yeah,
it's just not it's not funnier.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm telling you. This is this is pre show. This
is right before you go live. Yeah, this is pre show, dude.
This is in the morning.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Adam just yelling at DJ Cow like, yeah, it's funnier.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I didn't yell, I didn't, but but he was like,
it's funnier to do it that way and I and
I'm just going, it's not dude. I don't know what
to tell you, but you're not funnier.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
You're not funnier than this joke. I don't even know
if he's funny.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
No, come on, no he is what No, no, no,
he's funny, dame, dude.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
He is a personality. I think that he is outgoing
and that's disarming and and can be uh infectious.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
You go, whoa look at this guy unless he's at
a table with all of you guys. Unless he's at
a table with my family and friends, in which case
he'll hate it.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
He doesn't want to be there. And hey, I'm I'm
willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe
there was a family emergency on his phone and.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
No, no, no, backstage, he was having a great time with
his family and friends.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Copy that, copy that, no excuse?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, yeah, damn, he was a whole different guy.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Backstage, she was having a great time.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I'm willing to cut him slack.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Umm, I don't know if you were, like, were you
just striking out with all like all of hip hop
at the at the award the hip.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Hop they didn't really fuck with me? Uh yeah, no
I I I think I didn't get any big hip
hop starts to play along with any of mine.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
My bit that's a.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Bull hip bull. The no DJ Khaled.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
That's the one that I wanted to do. Split Ball
was the one I wondered.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Right, And that's that's comedy gold funniest rapper. Who do
we think it is? Because I do.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Feel like I would say Ludacris maybe Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, Ludacris is raps are funny, but is Luda funny? Dude?
He's not.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
I've met him a handful of times.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah, yeah, you guys hang out a lot. We were
on a plane with him once.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It was cool, that's right, Yeah, smaller than I thought.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
And then I saw him at the super Bowl a
couple of years ago when he was in l A.
And I was like, hey, what's up man, and his
friend was like, oh, Luda, remember you guys did that thing,
and he refused to remember that. We have met before,
and we met probably four other times. He's like oh,
and he kept saying yeah, maybe maybe, and like looking
off in the distance and I'm like this, there's.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Nothing in the distance. You look over here, Maybe there's
nothing out there. I'm right here.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Maybe it's not like with the game. The game wasn't
on yet. It was before the game started. So he's
just like, maybe.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I'm just gonna go get everybody beers. Do you want one?
Like maybe?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Dude, he was looking through me as if I was
a magic guy. You know what I mean, where you
stare through it in order to see the picture.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
There's aboat damn. Yeah maybe yeah, maybe what a bummer?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, it's funny music videos, you.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Know, yeah really, And I'm wanting to give him the
benefit of the doubt because he has to be funny.
If you write rhymes that are that clever and funny,
you do have to be funny. It's just maybe they
you know, I see this sometimes when you meet like
bigger celebrities and they've just met too many people.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
They are done meeting another. Yeah, for sure, another one.
I'm gonna happen to get that. Here's what I'll say.
I think a lot of rappers are clever. Yeah fine,
but like funny, like like comedian.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
There we gotta find there's definitely some really funny rap.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well, Donald Glover, do we think yeah that Yeah, I
guess you.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Is he a comedian who can rap? Or is he
a rapper who's rappers?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
I feel like at this point he's meeting.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Rap at this juncture, he's more at this juncture, at
this juncture.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
It's it flipped, Yeah, it flipped like Danny Brown's pretty funny. Yeah,
he's like funny on broadcast. He's he's like a nap.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Danny Brown is funny.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, it's really funny. There's a lot of you have
to have a good sense of humor and be a rapper.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Chet Hanks, Che Hanks is hilarious.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Okay, I think you found it.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I found it.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, but is he a commedian first then a rapper
or a rapper turn sanger?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
No, no, no, no no, He's he's a rapper through and through,
born rapper turned funny born rapping.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, well, so we're going with Chet that's the final answer.
We're dude, absolutely, conversations done on the mount.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
I'm racking my brain. I can't think, and all that's
coming is Chet boy.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Well, Andre three thousand, but Andre three thousand, I don't
think he thinks he's funny.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yeah, he's more miss he's like mystical, mystical, he's pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I feel like we're probably missing somebody.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
We're missing someone really blatant.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, I know, you know this is going to be
one of the podcasts where people are screaming dog and
maybe Snoop Dogg. Yeah, Snoop Dogg can be funny.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
He's pretty funny. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
It was really funny on the Olympics, like he was
kind of going around from place to place they.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Had him watching.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I will say he did a really good job, because
when I'm stoned, I'm not clever and I don't think
on my feet.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I'm just like duh, yeah that turned you turned it
off for the moment.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I turned. I turned the comedy engine off.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
A little bit when I'm high.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah, he I mean, he has to be high twenty
four hours a day. The few times I've seen him,
he's just smoking blunts continuously.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Ryeah.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I think he has to or his body will shut down.
He's not if he's not completely.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
And he was like really on it. I was like,
look at him. Good, He zipzab zopping. Yeah, whenever I
see this, whenever I see this gift or whatever, it
makes me laugh. It's when Drake is at the basketball game.
He's on like the jumbo Tron, like pouring a drink
or whatever, and he's like selling. He becomes like super
self aware, and I'm like, that's funny that he's like

(12:53):
his old famous rapper who is scared to be on
jumbo tron.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Suddenly because either I think we lost sight because Drake
has gotten so woven into these serious beefs. But before
that very funny like he slays sketches on us to
now like he's.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Might be onto something with Drake. I think Drake might be.
And is that why he was like permeable as like
in a rat battle. It's like you're you're kind of
a clown at the core. Yeah, and we all know
what permeable is and means.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
So yeah, that is definitely what he is.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Mad.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I think it's the word where it's like you can penetrate, right, yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Well I know what that Okay, yeah, I know permeable.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
No, for sure, permeable. Yeah, I'm about to permeable.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
But I'm saying, if you get in a rat battle,
So it was kind of silly a lot of the time,
like it's hard to win. Sure, it's hard to win
when you're.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Gonna I'm gonna whisper that to Chloe next time we
have sex. I want to say, you've been permeable, permeated.
You think that'll you've been permeated?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Ready to get permeanated and then get ready for the erminator.
They call me the Perminator. Is anybody googling this?

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Do we?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I'll be back.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
So it's set in stone now Drake or check it's
hut Hanks, Drake, Drake, Danny.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Brown permeable allowing liquids or gases to pass through it.
Oh shit, you weren't lying, hell boy, somebody's been buying
some jackets. Yeah. But and you know who else is funny?
I feel like Buster Rhymes has gotta be funny.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, he's an interesting k or at least the dude
who hangs out with him.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Who uh from Flip Mode Squad? Yes, who always has
like the big glass Who's that dude? I think his
name is Big Glack.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
I didn't know there was anyone else in Flip Mode Squad,
but Buster Rhymes.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
It's just this It's it's really just this other guy.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
It's yeah, it's just this one dude. He's like a
short dude.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
He did have an album he did.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
What the hell is his name? God damn Dizzy Dizzy GILLEPSI.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
No do we think? Uh?

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Maybe Nelly and Murphy Lee, like the Saint Lunatics might
be kind of.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Spliff Star spliff Star, go ahead Star yeah, split star
thing he goes splif star.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Chet Hanks, Old Dirty Bastard.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh, I bet he was hilarious to kick it with.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, dude, I bet kicking it with Old Dirty Bastard
was a good time.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
But he had jokes. I don't. I feel like it's
like hanging out with the Jackass Crew. Were like one
moment you're laughing and the next thing you know, he's
like you're terrified. He's lighting a lighter under you and
you're like that that's burning me.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he just he just lit the couch
on fire.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Joke.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Wait, but as you walk down that path meth in Red,
dude met the man in Red.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Hilarious and they've been in funny movies there at a very.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Funny Okay, all right, how high? How high up there,
up there with fucking some of the great.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
So how high up there is? How high it's right
below Chet Hanks? I can tell you that.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, ch okay, Chet's Chet is really holding on that
number one sp goes chet h D.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
And then.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Whatever happened to the to the Kendrick and Drake beef,
it just like fizzled out, like one guy got shot
or they shot up someone's house, and then it hm hmm.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
That's that's why.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Well, if I this shot at Drake's house, like Drake's
house got like peppered, and I think it's like security
garden or something got shot.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I don't like that. I don't like that either. That's that.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
And then all of a sudden there was no beef.
I believe there had to have been like Drake calling
Kendrick and be like.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, shot at my house. I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Let's let's just call the ship up. We were just
trying to sell some records.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah, remember when you made your album cover in my house?
But like my address and all that, that's like not well,
I didn't give the address, but he definitely gave like
the satellite view of his home.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Oh and with AI now oh forget.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
About Yeah, the Google reverse image search, all this stuff
is easy, man. But I don't think it's fully dead.
Because Kendrick is doing the super Bowl halftime show, so
there is a potential that the beef gets resizzled. We'll
have to see what happened.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Why would that rear you think that's gonna Why would
I wouldn't. I wouldn't even mention a rival at the
super Bowl. I'd be like, you aren't even allowed to
be mentioned here. You lost. Yeah, to mention them at
the super Bowl lets them know that they're in your mind,
you're still thinking about them, and you're talking to a
mental master here. Okay, yeah, no, but I would just
be like, I'm not going to bring up that person

(17:45):
here at the super Bowl. This is my show.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, but that would be being like the bigger Man
and all this stuff. But this is this is this
is rap beef.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
You've still got a Is that a shot at Kendrick
lamar Sons? Yeah? Height shot?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Okay, whoa? Okay, why would you do that?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (17:58):
I see you, mister. No, I'm just saying that I don't.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'll give it points. Okay, I'm saying that at halftime.
He has the potential if anybody didn't know that he
fried Drake, he can fry him on an even bigger
stage if somehow you avoided the whole.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Met see but okay, I understand your point, Blake, But
he has already won. He's doing the super Bowl halftime show.
That's the biggest stage in the world. It doesn't get
any bigger than that. So you've already won, so you
don't need to then be like, yeah and fuck all

(18:39):
the people that lost, like you won already.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
That's why I can see that Blake would do it. Yeah,
Blake would turn the entire super Bowl halftime show into
like just bringing up old teachers and people from high school.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Like people that have slighted him. Will Clark, who's who's
afro fetus? Now you will Clark? Absolutely his middle school bully.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
My baseball team bully. That's oh yeah, bitch. I'll put
him right center stage, right, I could put him on blast.
I feel like, halftime super Bowl, that's the time to
get really petty.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Well, when did it get good?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I feel like only in the last like three or
four years has it gotten suddenly Like they're getting actual
musicians that you care about. I feel like it huh
or not not even that you care about, but like
they used to get a band, a band that was successful,
but like fifteen years it's.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Like the Stones did it twenty years ago, didn't they?
Wasn't that that did The Stones, didn't they?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
We remember remember when we it was like Red Hot
Chili Peppers, which by the way, I love Red Hot
Chili Peppers, but they didn't have like a new album
that was huge that had just come out, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
They were like the one. Oh you're saying like current
you're saying like current hitmakers.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Saying suddenly suddenly it's like, oh shit, it's like an event.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Sure, I feel like it's always been an event. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
I feel like they've they've upped the they've upped the
game here in the last few years.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
We're also older.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
No, I know you're There is an exact reason why
they They employed jay Z. He is now in charge
of booking halftime shows. Like jay Z is the guy.
They switched it over and got jay Z to start
booking halftime shows. So that's why shit has kind of
elevated in your mind.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I'm looking at the like Wikipedia page and it was
just like marching bands for quite a while.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Now, Damn super Bowl one halftime show just fucking suck.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
I mean, in the eighties, George Burns, Mickey Rooney came out. Okay, yeah,
Checker and the rock Ats, Elvis, the somebody called nine
Elvis Presto. It's like a group of Elvis' this is
this is what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
In nineteen ninety seven, they just had a Blues Brothers
bash featuring dan Aykroyd, John Goodman, and James Belushi.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
So fucking disaster. Oh my god, that's pretty good? Was
it in Chicago?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I mean, who gives a shit?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
You know what I mean? I mean, new Kids on
the Block in ninety one?

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Whoa, No way are these things on YouTube? I want
to watch these halftime shows.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Oh dude, Michael Jackson, I feel like I have you
remembered that Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
No, Michael Jackson was winning the game? Change he remember
he on the scoreboard and then like all of a sudden,
he was on stage. That shit was fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Well you know that wasn't him, right, They just had
a guy dressed like him.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Well, it's Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
He didn't transport its first joke.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
He was like they thought it was Mike.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
In nineteen ninety two, they their halftime event was called
Winter Magic, including a salute to the winter season and
the Winter Olympics, featuring Gloria A.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Stephan. She's fired, she's fire, sure, sure.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Doncate, Brian Botano, Yeah, okay, Brian Boitano, okay, And Dorothy
Hamill she's in mode.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Wait did you say Gloria Estephan. Yeah, she came back
in ninety nine with Stevie Wonder. What dude, she's a
two timer.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
What right, dude, I'm telling you, Gloria, she's got hits.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
See, this is what I'm saying. They kind of they
used to be they. I'm sure she does blake, but
she wasn't the biggest star in the world in nineteen
ninety two. It wasn't the absolute biggest.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Go and ask anybody, is that her? No, that's not her.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I feel like they really stet the game up in
the last five ten years.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
You're right at okay.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Even with my love for Gloria estefan I, she is
one of one of the one of the greats.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Come those those.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Names, like the fact that they just had ice skaters
out for the halftime show of the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Is really crazy. But were they skating or were they
just like you think, they just going like this to
some music. Didn't usher or skate that okay.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
So in nineteen ninety they did a salute to New Orleans.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Just saying skating's been around. He didn't do it first,
that's all believe.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
In nineteen ninety they did a salute to New Orleans
and fortieth anniversary of Peanuts characters, featuring trumpeter Pete Fountain,
Doug Kershaw, and Irma Thomas. And that was the halftime.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
That was the half. I don't fund they had fucking
Snoopy out there.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
So yeah, dude, we're football fans, not rabbit. Back in
the nineties, like, were they not absolutely psycho?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
I just think I just think they weren't doing big
halftime shows. That's that's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
In the nineties, it sounds like a kid's birthday party,
like they just brought out the Peanuts and it was.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Like do do do do doo doo? Time changes, you know,
time marches on.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
God, I'm gonna have to run back. I got to
see if these are on YouTube, because they sound cool.
I want to see what the crowd reaction is.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I feel like two thousand is the like true we
got Phil Collins, Christina Aguilera, Enrique Glacias, Tony Braxton and
Edward James almost in two thousand. Yeah, then you're getting
into like Aerosmith and in sync. What is this Britney Spears,
Oh they had special guests. Britney Spears. Okay, Nelly, oh
you two? That's pretty good. Shania Twain? How many hits

(24:26):
does she have?

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I mean, all you need is like I remember, do
you remember her little wing at the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Absolutely? Yeah, you never forget, never forget? Yeah? Wait? Or
that was Ryl Crow.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
You're right, You're absolutely right, You're absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
So I guess I can't forget little yolk on your face.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
But I think Shanaia might have had a little tinier
little corner. But is is okay boys, let's go? Is
that the first time people said let's go? Shaniain? Is
their first lest go? Let's let's go?

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Is that a bigger song than any Cheryl Crow song?
Or no? Still not?

Speaker 3 (25:06):
I mean all I want to do bring up some
Cheryl Crow for us. I wouldn't mind hearing a Cheryl
Crow song right now.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
I mean, you guys know it all I wanted all.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I want to do. That's the biggest. Yeah, let's have
some fun, that's all.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
She wanted to go to the third, the third one down.
I don't want to hear the most popular, but maybe
the third most popular.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
It's got to be the Sun one.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
You're right, You're absolutely right, you nailed it. The third
most popular song is you want me to give ahead?

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah? Oh shit. If you're ever at like a turkey
trot five K, like waiting for like the gun to
go off, this is playing always.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
By the way, I'll never be at a turkey trot
five K.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Hey, that's not five's not for you, it's for whoever it. Dude.
You don't do turkey trot.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I can't walk, yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, of course
I forgot that detail.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
My bad. How dare you that? And YouTube's beautiful day,
It's a beautiful day, and people are just like, yeah,
ready to go eating their fucking cliff bar.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
No, my family actively has never ran a lot of obesity. Uh,
there's not not one person has ever ran a five
K or a even a two K even a one
K no case, no case have.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Been zero okay special zero k.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
There's that one runner in the divine linear.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
None of.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Yeah, you're yeah, you're a strong people. You're loaded around
your wrestlers, your linebackers.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
That is true. That is what we are.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
You're coal miners.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
You're lazy, don't I haven't been coal miners. Know there's
we're cold miners. We would mine where basically naked Iowa.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
When we're there's no coal in Iowa. I know that
I'm from Iowa. Yeah, I'm from Iowa. I know that
there's and Iaoa.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
That hell's Iowa. The hell are you talking about? Where?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Where is coal? Where do we get coal from? This
is important?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Coal mines? Is that the rust spelt?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (27:18):
I think that's where we get rus. I feel like
it's in like West Virginia. A lot of our coal
mines West Virginia.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
We're saying coal mines in West Virginia. That doesn't sound
right to me. I'm going to say the coal mines
are in.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Isn't it like Appalachia. Isn't that where the coal miners are? Dude,
I'm going to say to West Virginia, Wes, what did
I say.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
How did you know that? Didn't you just say West Virginia?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
You knew it? You did?

Speaker 3 (27:44):
You did say that.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
When you're forty three, you'll know.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I was going to say Wyoming. I was going to
say that. Why I was going to say that. You
would have been wrong, for that's the number one spot?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Oh is it? Yeah? Apparently? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Fuck I didn't know that. I thought it was all
on the East coast.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
What's going on here? Why? Whyomer? Why? Why? Why Wyoming?

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Why?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I don't like, that's crazy to me that forty one
percent of the nation's coal is coming from Wyoming. And
I don't think anybody would get that.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
No, I wouldn't have gotten that.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
I was going to say that, I swear to God.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Because hey, Blake, Then why the fuck didn't you?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Hey, thank you.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I was going to do this. I was going to
do that. You're gonna be on your deathbed and you're
gonna say I was going to live and then opes
I forgot to, but I did, but I didn't. So
why don't you go ahead and do a goddamn thing
for once in your goddamn life.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Fuck the fuck? Oh fuck? If you're watching on YouTube, Adam,
just right away, Bro, you just Kendrick Lamary Bro. I'm
already dead. Bro. You gotta ree Bry the bean Bro.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
God damn, this guy is just absolutely slave fired.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I was gonna say it though, but.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
But seriously, he's not joking. He's not joking.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Oh yeah, Okay, I was going to say Wyoming because
I've been watching a lot of YouTube videos about it. Why,
because I was kind of tripping at where it's located
on the map.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
It's what up and over? Am I chunkin? Wait? Am
I chunkin? No?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Wait, So you've recently been watching a lot of YouTube
videos about Wyoming because you were freaking out about where
you saw it on the map. Okay, dude, all right, yeah, yes,
so you watch.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yes, I was blown over it Is it south of Montana?
It's very north, I know, but it's south of Montana.
It doesn't it doesn't. It doesn't border Canada. No, it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
No, No, that would be Montana. So that's not very north,
which also blew my mind. I thought it's pretty damn No. Wow, dude, dude,
that's the West Coast.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
You should know. The West Coast is really easy. Wait, no,
that is not the West coast. Yeah, there's a seven
states out here. Yes it is.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Well, it's not the coast, but it's sorry, it's the
western part of America. It's not the Midwest.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Don't apologize from the Northwest. I would say it's the
north the Northwest, Okay, but I thought it was more
like Wyoming was over by, like Indiana, Like what, Yeah,
I thought I was kicking it there.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Oh dude, I and I always thought you weren't an idiot. Yeah,
I really did.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
I didn't think you were as California transplants. And I'm
sure Adam, you've you've come across this in your twenty
odd years here in California. People from California don't know
anything about anything outside of California. It's true. It's true
because you don't have to leave, and it's it's amazing.
Yes's incredible, but like it's wild when they're like Chicago

(30:45):
East Coast and you're like, kind of no.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
I I was pretty blown away because I was going
through this with Mars as she's learning her states, so
like I'm learning my states as well.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Wow, oh wow, good, well you're in a state of confusion.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Brother, Absolutely right out the game.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
It ain't just a song.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
I feel like I'm really good until you get to
like the Northeast. I get a little mixed up of
like that's where Pennsylvania and New York and New Hampshire.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Oh you don't know Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
No.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
I get a little lost right there. I get a
little lost.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Who Okay, okay, seven percent of our coal comes from there, dude, Like,
come on, brother, get your shit toget, Come on, brother.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
I get a little lost right there because just because
there's a lot, it's all smashed in together, got.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
A little things, la little things.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
New England, I don't know. I don't know which one's
Vermont or New Hampshire. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I forget how I remembered it. Like Vermont kind of
is like ying yang sign with another state.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
But I can't. I gotta see the map New Hampshire.
I just don't know which one there.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
In New Hampshire is on the right, Vermont is on
the left.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
I think I know. Main's that last one.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Yeah, that's on the tippy.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Du If you were to tell me to write all
fifty states, New Hampshire I think would be the state
that I would be, like, there's another one? Why do
I only have forty nine. Here there's another one.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Oh yeah, what would that be, Blake? What would what
would you?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Because because I absolutely have never met a person that
lived in New Hampshire.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
I would say mine is probably I uh, it's uh,
it's Delaware, Delaware. I just forget that's a state.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
But Delaware is kind of special because it's the smallest
one and you're kind of familiar with it.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
It's not the smallest one. The smallest one is on
Rhode Island or Rhode Island Island is very small, but Delaware,
you know, because of Wayne's world.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
That's the only way I know. I think I would
forget Like New Mexico.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Oh no, come on, it's so close to us, I know,
but yeah, that's so that's very close. It's like Mexico,
but it's new.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I like, how I go. I think I'd forget this
in New York yet No, no, no, oh, good for you.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
I don't think you would. I honestly don't.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I don't think it would. Like Utah. I feel like Utah, Utah.
You know Utah, give me two you know Utah. You've
been to Utah. I know that. Yeah, Hey, I know that.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, I'm saying, if you're making a list of fifty STIXX,
you're gonna remember the because you're context clues. You're gonna
be like, where was Breaking Bad film? Albuquerque, Mexico.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Okay, it'd be cute, big ups, but I guess I
guess I'd be concentrating so hard on not getting New
England wrong because I know that it would be tough
that I would just forget Idaho or Utah or New Mexico.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
That's why, well, here's here's why I wouldn't remember New Hampshire,
no coal, because they don't have a city. They don't
have a city. There's not one city that you even now.
And I'm sure someone someone from New Hampshire is gonna
be so mad get Some states are like, yeah, we don't.
But if your big city is Manchester.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Is it, that's England, that's England.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
No, No, I think Blake's right. I think that is England.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
In New Hampshire, Manchester, United.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
You're looking at Old Hampshire, mate, Yeah, huh yeah, No,
I don't know. I have never been there.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
I'm sure it's actually pretty fucking cool, like most places
are pretty cool, right Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Wait, so Pittsburgh, No, this is a different Pittsburgh.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
No, pittsburghs in pennsylvani Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
But Pittsburgh is a town in New Hampshire and it's
one of their largest sure, with eight hundred and thirteen people.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Okay, that can't be. And are you if you live
in New Hampshire, are you commuting to like New York City?
How far is that? What are you doing out there?
What are you doing out there?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
And do you consider yourself part of America?

Speaker 1 (34:28):
You're part of New Hampshire. Perfect, you're voting it? Do
you get a vote in our election? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:34):
They do, and it has to be a super small vote,
like like as far as electoral colleges go, they get
like half of one.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Are saying shit that I don't even understand.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Now are they one of the original colonies?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Are they one of the thirteen? Was there thirteen? There
was thirteen? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:53):
This is all setting me up. I have some big news.
This is all setting me up for something I.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Don't want to hear it.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Yeah, okay, I'll save it for the Patreon.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Can you tell us off on I can.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
New Hampshire their largest city is Manchester. That's one hundred
and ten thousand people. That it's important down that's a
small town.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
That's a small Do you think they got a Chick
fil A or no?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
I'm sure ever every green state does, I.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Would hope, so can I every great least one.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
What's your news? Can I unlock? Can I unleash my
huge news? Well?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Unlock? Unleasha, do whatever you gotta do. Finally, for once
in your.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Life, I am going to be a contestant on none
other than Celebrity Jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Dude, WHOA said? Dude? You suggest that? Why would why
would you do this to yourself? What do you mean
I'm about to fucking blow them up?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I said, no, Why because I would fail miserably? Oh dude, dude,
you you we just went.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Through how dumb you are? We just proved, We just
proved it.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
You're gonna fucking blow it.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Hey Blake, I think it's gonna be highly entertaining. What
I'm gonna ask you so funny? What are three categories
that you think you're pretty damn good at? Like movies?

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Because you know, geography is a category.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Dude, I'm nice with geography.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Just wait, wait till I'm off the pod.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
This is all You're nice with geography? You thought Wyoming
was on the east coast Indiana. I thought, But now
I know that it's North Way.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Are you like white man, can't jumping right now? Like
studying and.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
You're kind of hoping that all the questions are on
your elementary school daughter's homework list. That's kind of what
you're it's science, it's celebrity Jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
They're not asking like fucking brainbusters.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah. They dumb it down. They dumb it down. Yeah,
they dumb it down, do they? Yeah? Win, Yeah, he
didn't wonder what kind of questions he was getting asked.
Yeah he was.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
He was like the grand champ be and I think
grand Wizard.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I think grand Wizard. He's pretty well read.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Yeah, I think I Baron Holtz was the grand Wizard.
I think a celebrity of Jeopardy.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah, okay, are you going to do any studying?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
I don't think they dumb it down that much. I
do think that they want smart celebrities.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, as opposed to like family Feud, where they were
like name one soup and you're like chicken noodle and
they got hot hot noodle.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
I must say, is I'm about to surprise you guys,
all right? I doubt.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
I doubt, I doubt it. I hope you do, but
I doubt. I don't think. So.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Wow, now you guys are shaking me. I was kind
of like when I heard the call, I didn't even
bat an eye. I'm like, yeah, it was bro.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
They're gonna be like the first category female authors, and
you're gonna go that's easy. Okay, I've turned down that one.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
I also turned down the last episode with Pat Sajak,
the very last episode, No, because I can't spell.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Wait what I can't spell? Why? Why would you have
to spell?

Speaker 3 (38:18):
You have to be able to spell to go know
which you know?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Oh oh oh oh oh wheel of fortune, fortune fill.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, so I would.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
I'd be like, ze, I don't know how to spell
this ship.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
But I mean what, you're just afraid Pat Sajack is
going to roast the fuck out of you, Like we
just have a chuckle and you go viral.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
There's cool. It's nothing new.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
For being a fucking moron. I try to keep that to.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
But this is Blake has made his living this way.
It's a donut, it's a bagel, get it. I wish
it was a do.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Yeah, honestly, how did you get that wrong, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm hoping to continue that. It's a Bagel legacy. Let's
hope that we get a love that.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
I love that, dude.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Actually, I'm keeping on it. I'm excited. I'm excited. Thank
you for you to do it.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Thank you. Oh I'm excited to I'm I've been excited
the whole time. It's going to be very highly entertaining.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Is gonna be must watch television, and I hope to
surprise all my haters.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
If the categories are funniest rappers, Yeah, funniest rappers who iss? Yeah?
Do you even got to do that? The who is
the what? Do you even know? What? I feel like
that's gonna get you hemmed up? Oh yeah, I'm gonna
be so worried. Damn.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Now, what is the possibility that Blake will get zero point?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Like zero? Oh? You can get negative? You can get negative.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yes, I do believe, because I don't think you're going
to bet aggressively.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I don't think you're going to bet aggressively. You don't.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
You're you're not a very uh risk don't have a risk,
you're risk adverse person.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Okay, so I feel like.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
You won't if you go up at all You're not
gonna win because you won't bet enough to possible.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
God, who are you up against?

Speaker 2 (40:11):
I don't know yet? Is your advice, as my friend?

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Go all in?

Speaker 2 (40:14):
When if I get the daily double and towards the
end of the game, well, because you what's the point
of just laying to safe getting third place?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Which is what you will get the second loser? Right? Well,
I kind of wish that we all did it so
like we could be the dumbest three people. It'd be
like that was my first question.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
We're all negative, we're all negative?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yeah, I was like, am I doing it with the boys?
Because I YO think I've.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Got a chance. I would do it. Then Alex Trebbet
comes out of the grave to just like turn the
mics off.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Crip keeper, turn the mics off, turn the mics off.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
The show is over?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
What is the show is canceled?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Alex?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
What is Jeopardy is officially ending?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
This is the last Jeopardy? Who's the dude who won
it all? Who hosts now Ken?

Speaker 4 (41:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Why why is he the host?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
And not?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
It was miam Balick, right, maam ballarck ball Like, yeah,
Miam Biallick. It was her for a year or two
and then they're they just like shoved her to the side.
It wasn't no good.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
It's like typical the last seven years where they're like
there's no host. We don't it's not whoever wants to
host an host? We wouldn't pick one person. That's crazy, right,
Oh yeah, cause didn't they somebody? Really they like rotated
through a bunch of people to be like, come guest
host it.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yeah, Like I feel like there was like, oh, Aaron Rodgers.
Aaron Rodgers was the host for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yeah, they tried to spice it up like that.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
There was like a bunch of weird swing but I
guess the one that stuck was Ken seems dumb.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Was Miam not good? Ken seems fine, and he's got
like the pedigree, But like, y, I'm sorry, give me
a fucking game show. That's the thing there.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
There aren't any anymore.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
What happened to game show hosts?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
They don't exist anymore. Like do you remember how fucking
steazy game show hosts were?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Now it's just dumb ass celeb I know.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Game show hosts were such like cut from a different cloth.
They were just like the most charming. You could watch
them forever.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
They here's a trivia question for you. Do you know
who's replacing Pat Say Jack, it's it's pretty good. I
know it's pretty good. I know. Do you think it's good?
Is it Drew Carrey? No, he's busy.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I mean, I'm sure he'll do fine. I'm a little
bit like why.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Because he loves money. He loves money.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
This guy doesn't have enough jobs. I'm like Jesus Christ.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Wait, hold on, you guys are giving.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yeah. I think he's gonna be great. I think he's
gonna be great. Yeah, he'll he'll do good at it,
for sure.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
But still, like you know too much about like Pat
Sajack is just that he's just that he that was
so cool, Like he made his whole brand off that.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
But Ryan Seacrest is good at that kind of stuff,
Like he would do a great job.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
He'll be wonderful. But Blake's saying like there's other associations
like whether it's Radio American Idol, my fan whatever, microphone.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Microphone fucking disaster, my guy, Like I said, my fantasies,
the hell you keep cutting out at the weirdest points.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Hey, yeah, right when you talk about fucking uh panda
bears INGOs, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Super weird.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
This you've mentioned deep thrown in a boomerang. I let
that slide because we we had to get into it.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
But that was I need a new one. Yeah, it's
like it just sounds like I'm saying I need a
new one.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
What the hell is happening down under?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
What was Ryan.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Seacrest's jump off point?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
What was it Radio? Okay? But was it before American Idol?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
And then it was right into American Idol?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
He was both at the same time.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Well, remember it was him and there were two American
Idol hosts and the one dude got freaking the boot.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
He got dunked. What was his name, Ryan Kyle Kyle
No Dunagan, right, Brian Dunkleman. Kyle Dunagan is like a current.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Stand up Yeah, I thought that's who it was.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
No, no, no, no, Brian Dunkleman.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
His name was Brian Dunkleman.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
And by the way, you gotta like, I feel so
bad because he's been like saddled with this whole thing,
But like, how do you how do you people know you?
Most famously for that for being let go.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
So what happened exactly? I I'm sure Durs knows all
the fun history here.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Yeah, he was deep in it. Just runway mate, just
just like too many fucking cooks in the kitchen. They're like,
we have two ho, we've got judges. Like they both
looked the same, Seacrest one is better looking. I think
they were probably like, Dunkleman's gonna be like the comic
timing whatever, comic relief guy. But then they were like, oh,

(45:12):
Seacrest is actually pretty funny, right, And I've talked about
this on the podcast. William Hunk has this gift to
talk to people who are insane and crazy and highlight
that in a way that makes us at home laugh
but makes them there in the moment feel good.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Yeah, he should be a politician that's right and not
and not just be mean. I thought he stepped down
from the show like didn't like.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
It, Dunkleman, he hated money.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, maybe they allowed him to say that, but I
think it was a dishonorable discharge. I think that's that's
what you think. Yeah, I said I think he would.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
This says he quit before season two began.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, well, I'm quitting this is the most popular show.
He just thought that.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
He just thought the show is mean.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
What that's so good? That's a perfect you know what
if I hired pr and I was like, I need
to come out of this as the good guy, that's
the perfect angle.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah, you might be right, I'm not I'm not believing that.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
On the other side of the coin, there's definitely the
first like, however, many episodes are mean, and then they
changed people's lives for the better forever. So that's pretty cool.
I love how much you love the show. It was great.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
But also, what if he was talking about backstage? You
were you were fully in. But what if they he
was talking about backstage, maybe Secres was being really mean
to him, Like, Hey, just so you know, I'm gonna
get all the laughed out there tonight. Brother, you could
probably just stay backstage.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
And Duncle was like, Hm, no, I Duncle's I ride
with duncle. He merch. Hey, that's our nu merch.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
He says everything is saying that he quit after the
season ended, before it had aired, and he didn't realize
he was about to be the biggest show of all time,
Like he was like, fuck the show, I don't want
to doing it.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
I'm pissed.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Now that's a super air ball. That's a huge air ball.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Dude, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, well you know, yes, yes, yes, But at the
same time, look at him. Now, okay, bro, we get it.
You ride with Dunkle, we get it.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
But like I honestly, looking back, I don't think I
think he wishes he stayed on the show just a
little longer.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yeah, just a little longer. Absolutely, those people were making
like forty million dollars a year just sitting there going ah,
that ain't it dog and drinking Coca Cola. Dudell, that
was that was the uh judges? Right?

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Was the host making that same type of money?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I hope Secrest was.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
No.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I think Simon Cowell was making the most, but like
Secrest was probably making twenty five for being like this
is the word, come on, and now you are going
to sing Flyaway with Me by Rihanna. Well, you know,
I turned down.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
I was gonna do uh, the one of the judges
for mass singer, You're an idiot? I think like Doctor
Ken ended up doing UH, and I turned that shit down.
I was like, this is stupid, that's not gonna be
a hit.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
This is this is dumb? Do you know what? Though?
That is a stupid show, massive hit, it's a huge hit.
I think it's a dumb show. I think that American
Idol is an Actually well, I think it was a
well made show. We get it, we get it.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Right.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I don't like it because what it did for me,
what it did was it took people from out of
nowhere and showed them to the world than giants William
they got voted for as opposed to you tune in
two celebrities. Guess what celebrity. Yeah, I don't give a fuck,
you know what I mean? And half of the show

(48:46):
for mass Singer is them being like, I mean, it's
got to be Tom Brady and just saying the most
famous people's names possible. Yeah, They're like, we couldn't get him,
and then it ends up being fucking uh, what's his name?
Donald thinks like from Fresh Prince? What's his name from
Fresh Prince? Who's great? But like, yeah, yeah, Alonso, Roberto

(49:08):
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Yeah, it's not the biggest.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Yeah they're not.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
They're not going to get Tom cruise to where a
parents had and you never know, although that be the.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Hosts are so fucking stupid about there, Like I think
it's Tom Cruise. I'm getting risky business vibes and everyone's like, yeah,
for sure, I think they have to write. I think
they have to do that.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
They must, they must get like coached by the producers saying,
like we have to say it's big celebrities to get
people excited.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Of course, but like they they're like fake ass faces
as they say it, knowing they don't believe it.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Okay, doctor Ken is a bad actor?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Is that what you're saying? No, yeah, doctor Ken's a
very good, very good actor. He's not one of the judges.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Or is it?

Speaker 3 (49:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yes, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, he's the number one.
It's done an actor. I actually do find it very funny.
Do you know why he's one of those people who well,
I'm playing against him in Celebrity Jeopardies, So what I'm
gonna tell him back to? No, but maybe was gonna say,
do you.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Know who you're playing against?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
He doesn't. Throughout his trajectory. He still like swings hard
and makes a total buffoon of himself, which I love
about doctor Ken. Yes, that's really great.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yeah, he's not afraid to go to the mat a.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Lot of people at a certain point, like they button
it up and they're like, actually, I'm doing this war
drama now I'm running from god Tilla, you know, like
they just they cross over you. Okay, okay, yeah, wait
this fucking Mike. Yeah who Mike, something is up. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
They're looking all sexy with rope over their shoulders, just
so weird.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah, going like I can't hold on anymore. We've all
been there, dude.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
I'm trying. I'm trying to get that role. I'm trying
to get like I'm trying to get my like uh,
you know, I'm dying of.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Some horrific disease type role or something. Yeah, that one.
Your life is your audition, Yeah, yeah, you guys see
me in real life?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Right.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Oh man, let's see any take back.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Well, I would like to, uh, you know, I'd like
to take back going as hard as.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
I went on Blake earlier. I don't know what why.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I decided to tee off on him in the moment.
It was just I felt like it was a good
time to do it.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Because Kyle's not here. Kyle's not here. I'm the only
punching back on the bag back.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Okay, there we go. I can't wait for screw Jeopardy.
What is a punching back? Like? Wait, h boxers, these.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Do the exercise and get into shape for the big fight.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
What is the punching back? What is punching back? He said,
did you say? And then he looks at the judges
He goes, uh, sorry, we can't accept that answer. And
then someone just looks at you and goes, bang, Uh,
what is a punching bag?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Yeah, David Borreanis looks at you and just whispers yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
He goes, but what is wrong with this guy? No?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Tom Cruise looks over and says, what is punching bag?
Come on, it's gonna be me and t Cruise for sure.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
He's not business type.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Well, I appreciate that take back at him or an apology.
That's really sweet of you.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I'd like to I guess i'd like to apologize to
the people of New Hampshire who we kind of I
feel like you guys were kind of dunking on them.
I didn't personally say anything super mean, but I bet
it's a wonderful state. I'd love to visit. If you
guys have any suggestions, slide into Jersey's d M. Let
him know what's going down in New Hamp's Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
The bummer about New Hampshire and why we've never been
is there's nothing there to go to.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Okay, Well, and that's another episode, and there's maybe you
can take that mic bag. Okay, there's some ship happening here.
I don't know what's going on. But when you fuck
a shark in Australia, I don't know what. It's just
a weird mic And if I could just get a
new one, that's it. Talking to a wall is another episode.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
The eporty do that you can time.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
What you do, Ladies and gentlemen. Brian Bozano