Ep 223: Smile For Daddies

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This is Important.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
As soon as I talk you guys, this ship on me.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Man, come on, I would try not to block out.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Is it legal in the Land of scott.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Let's go, gotcha diction?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Oh my god, you guys.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hey, hey guys, we have a new president.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Apparently, and we're really happy with it, are you yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I don't know, Yeah, man, lean into it, are you?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
All I know is the heat that person person rock
is my commander in chief.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
We're one weekend. This is the best week I've had.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't know if they rock or not. I think
it's awesome. I don't know if that if they rock
or not. All I know is they are the president.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Right, do you guys like the people say it's not
my president? I go, but it is.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah. I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's your president. I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't like uh and I know I'm I'm old town.
I don't like a lot of the verbiage. I don't
like when someone and Blake does this a lot says
my truth, Like I hate I hate my truth. Yeah yeah, yea,
yeah yeah yeah yeah. You said, I'm sure Todd can
look up and tell you the exact episodes that you said.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Don't don't make him do it.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I mean he could do it right now, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
It's gonna be a waste of time in a don't
make him do it.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
There's no pleas the president shouldn't be able to come.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
That drives me. That drives me nuts. And there's a
there's a handful.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Of people who live their truth. Do you not live
your truth? You need to live your truth at them.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
That doesn't even make any sense. What you just said
makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
That concept eludes you.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
It doesn't elude me. It doesn't make sense. So just
be if something doesn't make sense and you say it
eludes me, you're a fucking idiot.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Oh when you put it that way, well, obviously you're
the president. You wanted lost and the president I wanted one.
And we're one weekend and they're doing great.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Okay, And this I do like the idea that we're
like in a civil war and like nuclear weapons have
exploded and gone off, and like this is never even gonna.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Air, and this still coming to you live and this
is important feels good.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
So if you haven't gathered, we are recording this before
the results have been tallied. Yeah, you guys, so we
don't know who the president is, you know.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
That being said, whoever won, they are our president.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
They won, and I will follow.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I don't know what your truth is, but the truth
is they're the president.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
The truth is whoever wins will win.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
That's cool. This, which is like a cool time capital.
We have like a cool moment right here where we're
sort of oh, you know.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Like keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, Describe
how why at.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
School, because you know, you just don't know. Maybe the
world really changed in one week. Maybe it got really weird.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's kind of the premise of my joke about the
nukes and the.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I know, I know, but this is cool that we're
living in this moment. Anything could have the world could
have changed so much in one week.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yes, it is cool to be like, whoa wait a second,
I don't know what's happening next.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah, it's kind of fun.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Almost about everything always well donkey.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
You know what is cool though, is it doesn't even
matter that much, you know what I'm on that page,
you know, like when everyone got so mad when Trump
won whenever he won sixteen. I want to say, when
he won in sixteen, people were so much and then

(04:01):
it kind of, you know, it was kind of just whatever.
Nothing really changed abortion, but bands re abortion. That was
the bumber.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
I think that is kind of the only thing that
I'm like, well, all right, that's the bumber.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's the shitty one.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
We really like that.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Well, beyond that, it was just like, yeah, I don't know,
I'm sure people got tax breaks.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
You know what. I like to think, Adam, I think
people got emboldened.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Okay, yeah, I just I just I'm sick of people
getting so mad about stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, Adam, I totally agree. I think about this a lot.
I think that we empower this stuff a little too much,
and it feeds into the beast. We almost create this beast.
It's like, yo, just go about your daily life. There's
going to always be some dope as a president. But like,
when did we start making it like affect our every
day so much?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Or like it's the twenty four hour news cycle man,
people just sit and watch it rots their brains.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
It's bad. And then again then and this goes with
that setting.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
But just in social media, it's just you can constantly
be pissed. Adam used to say, I'm fake angry. Yeah,
people are like fake angry constantly, and they've been fake
angry for so long. They're real angry now.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, now they're real angry.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
They forgot that they were pretending. Yeah, like it is.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
You know how like if you're ever in a bad mood,
Like when I was a kid, if I was in
a bad mood, my mom would just tell me to smile,
and I'll be in a better mood. And it's it works.
Like if you smile and you're just like, you know
what I'm in, I'm in a better mood, then you'll
just be in a better mood.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Right.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
That's what I tell any woman walking past me on
the street that looks like they're having a bad day.
I go, I say, sweetheart, smile. It's science instantly, and
I'm like, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
I'm glad you're saying this. This is so important for
any of our male listeners, who I believe are eighty
five percent of our listeners.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Right.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
See, if you see a woman, it's your duty as
a man to tell her to cheer up, to smile,
to cheer up, honey, sweetheart, a.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Man of machismo. That's what you had to.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Say things, sweetheart. They love doll face, call her doll face.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, hey, doll face. Why the small face?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, smile smile for daddy.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, yes, definitely a woman you've never met on the street,
definitely say smile for daddy in like a fun, high
pitched voice.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Daddy, Right, Daddy has like three e's at the end
of it. And then she'll think of her father, who
we hope is still alive, which again, and there comes
that smile, and.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
There comes that smile, there comes there, it comes, and
it blossoms right in front of you. Is important?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, it's important. Yeah, fine, we're doing the we're doing
the Lord's work.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Speaking of Blossom, I was, oh, yeah, I can't talk
about it yet.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I can't talk about it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
When when can you talk about Jeopardy? Dude? Do you
do you know when you could talk about Jeopardy?

Speaker 3 (07:09):
What is never?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
I don't have an air date. I don't have an
air date.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Do we talk about on the pod yet? Or do
we talk it off off the pod? We talked about
we talked, we talked off a little bit.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, watch me talk off.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
Was it an embarrassment? Is egg on your face?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I can't talk about talk about it? Look it was.
But here's my pitch. I think that we should do
like an episode watch along. I think we should watch
it together and I can commentate it along.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
If you organize that, I'll do it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
If you put that together, Tod, it's me and you brother,
let's let's get after it.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
No no, no, no, no no no. If you organize it, Blake,
if you spearhead this, I'll do it. Well.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Spearhead is different than being the one to organize. I
believe Blake can spearhead, and spearhead is him saying, hey, Todd,
can you do this?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I don't even know if he can spearhead.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
No, I just need to know about this. If you
can carry the brunt, if you can carry the brunt,
I definitely can't carry the brunt, but I need to.
I don't know how to get it. So we are
watching along while we do the pod unless we're in
the same room together, which I know. Adam says we're
not allowed to be for some reason. I don't. I
don't get it, but.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Can you figure it out?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Dude, I'm I'm asking to go to your children's birthday parties.
You're not allowing it to happen. Uh, durs is invited
to your children's birthday parties. Me and my family were
not allowed.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
But apparently it's just me and and a plus one.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Wow. Yeah, it's intimate.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
My mom's in town, can't bring her.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I guess it's intimate. Yeah, sorry, Bud, it's real, real intimate. Yeah,
we're gonna have a sit down.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
But Tiba is going.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
He doesn't have children, but hates children. He goes on
the He's well documented as saying he hates them. Fucky donkey,
you know with this new president, I guess that's fine.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
And I don't know who it is, but I think
it's been a great week. Uh oh the circles out
circle jerks, Damn, look at that thing.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh yeah, it's big? Is my big blue?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah? Is that why your arms are so big? If
I already said that joke, the wonder your arms are
so big? You're fucking lifting that circle.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Adam sitting in the circle.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's kind of the bummer about what do we get?
The what do we get? The bummer about the stem cells?
I can't work out. There's a lot of bummers, but
I can't work out for three whole weeks.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Oh my god, that's gotta be one of the longest
stints you've done.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I think. So I went a month last year when
I was thinking, maybe working out is what's causing my
body to fail me. Uh, and it was just as bad,
if not worse, during that month. So right, it's not
the word. It's not the working out. You know.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I was thinking about that the other day because you
were like, yeah, I biked so hard that like my muscles.
But then I was like, doscyclists get the same thing?
I remember you thought it was from biking.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, no, it's it's because I because one leg shorter
than the other, so I have like discrepancies, so certain
muscles get stronger while other muscles sort of just turn
off and don't work because the other.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I didn't realize the discrepancies.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah, And how long is that third leg?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It's like seven inches my car.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Well that's it.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Well, yeah, yeah, it's about it's I wouldn't say, I
don't know if it's a full seven, but it's it's uh,
you know, it's there, it's closed, it's science. I feel
like you round up you know yeah, well yeah yeah,
I say yeah, round round my straight up for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna need a round up.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Right, there's no discrepancies there, that makes sense. And so
you took three weeks off of working out and you're
gonna and it didn't work, and then you're going to
have to Here's my question, are you going to ease
back in? Because I always have a problem easing back
in after an injury where I'm like, I could do
this again.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
They told me that I need to. I could start
to work out on the third week, but I have
to do one third of the amount of weight that
I am used to doing. Oh god, And to me,
I'm like, is that even worth doing?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
You need another four inches?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
So I just not even work out that week and
then actually start to work out again.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
You know what, though, here's the here's the like the
cheat code for this, just slower movements. If you're doing
the bench, do a third of the weight, but just
do it.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Hella slow, do twenty eight seconds up and down.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Well I'm just saying like three seconds down, three seconds up,
Like yeah, yeah, it's just a different thing, and it
fucking sucks. And buy that tenth rep. You'll be like,
I know what you're saying, and let me watch.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, yeah, come on, come on. I would love for
a workout, friend.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Let me get that daddy sauce out.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
I'm gonna be up at LA the next the next
couple of weeks. I'm here, I got stuff to do,
so I'll be let's go.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Let's go to the dog pound together, me and you.
Let's do it, dude.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I love that there's a La dog Pound.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Yeah cool, Yeah, they opened it a few years ago.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Actually there dog pound is like the like the cool
gym that you would like go with justin Timberlake and stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Yeah, that was when when I would be in New
York working, I would go to the dog Pound and
it was just like who's who of who's working out?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, it was just it's just like hot models mostly right,
It's mostly hot models.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
And then well they have like a deal with Victoria's Secret,
where like those models, like Victoria's Secret pays them and
so the models can just go work out there for free.
And then it's just like actors who are working out
and then like super rich bankers and like yeah, it's
a vibe. It's a whole vibe. Yeah, but they destroy you.

(13:01):
You show up there and they destroy you.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
That's cool, dude, And you were just hanging out there,
you just for their sipping smoothies.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Just so, I'm like, y'all, swam.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
You're like, why why are why are you working out
eight hours a day? This is a hell of a workout, right,
Yeah you got you know? The Roe still here?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
What's my little This is my only claim to fame
is that I worked out with the dude who started
the dog Pound before the dog Pound existed. So I'm
kind of like an ogre a puppy, and nobody who
works there now knows who I am, except for Kirk,
who's the dude who started at.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, Kirk, I worked out with him the one time
I think you connected. Kirk is such a strong name.
I love that ship and he's great. He's a great
guy because he which. I love people that used to
be fat or it's one of my favorite I love
an ex fatty.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Yeah. He was like a four hundred pound high school
dude who just shit, maybe not four hundred because he's
he's short, but like big. He was a big bo
shed the weight kept it off off and has like
he's a real Like you're like, oh weird, a bunch
of Victoria's secret models. What's the guy who runs this place?
Like he's the nicest person ever. Yeah, and it's just like, yeah,

(14:13):
I think that's.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Why I feel like, that's why it works. That's why
it works. Yeah, he feels when my my buddy Davo,
who went with me to medie Ian, he he hooked
up the whole thing for the stem cell treatment at
bio Accelerator. Yeah, and he's sort of a similar vibe.
I don't he didn't used to be four hundred pounds loser.

(14:33):
He's just like the nicest guy, so like he just
knows every celebrity possible, like he was he was just
talking to Rick Flair on the phone while and then
Aza Gonzalez uh facetimes him, and then Demie Levado is
calling him.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
That's the spectrum.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
This was all happening like right in front of me.
I'm like, this is a wild, a wild rolodex you have, Homie.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I do like the idea that he he has an
assistant and he's like and then call me from the
Demi Levado album when I'm in the car with Adam
and then or from the phone and then call me
from the Chuck Norris phone later.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
And then Rich Flai follow up with the Rick Flair.
It was Rick Flair, but uh no Rick Flair face time.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Rick Flair, he's flairing up.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Ric Flair is just hitting people up.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
I have no idea if this guy is dealing with
like celebrities health. Rick Flair's calling him a lot ex wrestler.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, being like there was a lot of like can
I because we were posting a lot when we were
down there and people were like, how can I get
down there? People actively want to go check this shit out.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
So when he's there, people are like, this is the
green light, this is a good time to go. He's
kind of like the gatekeeper for the place.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Or yeah, I think so, I think.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
I think.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I think Official Bio Accelerator wants to get celebrities down
there to help spread the word because they're the farthest
clinic from America, so it or there's another clinic in
Panama that's another thing. There's another one in Tijuana that's
another that isn't Bio Accelerator, but they kind of do
a similar thing and bioaccelerators kind of far. You know, Colombia,

(16:14):
so they want celebrities there to wave the flag.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
But that's cool because you've got to go to Columbia.
I wouldn't want to go to like the Tijuana's right there,
you know, I'll go there right now, right, But I
want to check out Columbia. I need a good reason
to go to Columbia.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, and most of them all you mostly want to
stick in the mall.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Yeah, the log right, yeah, legendary.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
And with this new president, I don't know if I'm
even allowed to leave the country.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Yeah, okay, right, yeah, I'm not sure. We don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm not sure whoever it is, whoever, whoever it is,
We don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:41):
If you go, you might not be able to come back.
That's the problem here. As my guys sip their beverages
after that hot take.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Yeah, we whenever you talk, I go great. I can
just tune out and take a sip, and I do
because I ran out of fun.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
It's because Blake talks so rarely that I feel like
you kind of want him to wind up and tell
the story.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
So mean, you can finally get a break, dude, Finally
get a break, take a friend. As I talk, you
guys just shipped on me. Man, come on, leave me.
It's bro Is that?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
How is that?

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Your truth is that you feel finally able to take
a break Blake's talk.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Come on, man, it's not easy, Blake. I don't want to.
I don't like doing that. I don't I don't want
to ship on you guys. I like you guys. You're
my friends.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Well, Blake, I love you, Blake, I love you, Adam
loves your your my greatest friends.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
So how does that work?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
I love you too.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm not invited to your children's birthday parties, but now
you're one of my very best friends and I love you,
top ten friend.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
And you know what, I'm running that up the poll
and trust me, you're you. You are invited and you
are more than welcome to join the birthday party.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
So you get more than a plus one.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay, Well, you know when you're invited, Uh, when you're
invited late, it's almost as if they didn't remember you.
And I think I saw on my algorithm something said
like if you're invited late, don't go, like maybe Elliott,
maybe Elliott and Elliot sales Andy Elliott. Guy, what I

(18:11):
think he might have said that.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
So what, No, come on, don't listen to Elliott. Elliott
isn't right about everything. I don't think he's talking.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
He's up there. He's bad and pretty high. Pal.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, take your shirt off?

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Do you like how you look?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
I'm fine with it. I don't a loser. Hell, this
is why I don't follow those accounts.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
That's what Andy Elliott does.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
It is brutal. The guy's a absolute psychopath, true psychopath.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
I did like one of his videos the other day,
and I was like, is this.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Gonna come back to haunt me?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Because I actually genuinely did like it. I was like,
this is great, but what was it?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
A guy making fun of fat guys? What?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
What? What did you like?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Hibout?

Speaker 3 (18:56):
No, No, I can't remember what it was. I can't
remember what it was.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
I think the big problem is is more that other
people will see that you liked it and DRS fucking
supports this angry person. Oh.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Someone DMS me being like I can't believe you're an
anti vaxer, like fuck you, divine okay, and I'm like
what okay? And I'm not an anti vaxer. Uh, I'm
not if you're truth. I got I got, I got
the vaccines.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Do you want the floor?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
And if you don't want Also, if you don't want
to get the vaccines, what the fuck do I care?
I don't care you do. Everyone should just do themselves.
But apparently, and there's a whole thing on Reddit about
how I liked a Woody Harrelson post that was an
anti vaxinost okay, you like hal and apparently I liked it,

(19:48):
But I think I just liked Woody Harrison. I don't
even know if I read the and I looked at
it and I was like, I don't even remember reading this.
I must have just saw Woody posted a thing, because
it doesn't post often. Sure it must have just posted,
and I just like liked it. And then now people
were like going after me for liking. Oh yeah, Todd
has it right now.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
What people should know by now is like what we're
doing not thinking about We're not just we're just not
thinking that much about it.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
I'm never thinking about anything hardly ever, hardly ever.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Same, yeah, like that's what I'm saying. I'm like, what, like,
do you think that this was like a statement on automatic.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Time?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh yeah, so it goes, is Adam an anti vaxer?
This is on Reddit? Just saw he liked an anti
vaxed post by Woody Harrelson on I G my, guess
is Adam just blindly liking the post from his friends?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
But this but he has been experimenting altering in medicine, okay,
taints therapy recently.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Is this chopshop? So he's been experimenting.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, so no. Most people are in the comments saying,
who defend hers? Yeah? This is this is dumb. Then
a couple of people d m to me and we're
a little poly charged about it.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Who cares? Yeah? Goody good?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Come on, yeah good?

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Well? But are you anti vaxed? Because with our new president?
You you there is the wrong end, dude.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I you know there is part of me that says,
maybe the vaccine is what made my body fall apart,
and I don't you know, there is a small party
that thinks could be why some all over my body
didn't have it before the vacs. You can't have it
before the vaccine. Okay, but uh what I get it again?
You know probably probably you might have.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Even gotten it the other day when you're at this,
when you're at CBS and they go, you want the
thing to go, Okay, I gotta go, but yeah, sure,
and then vaccinate maybe fine. Yeah, Also, you had COVID
a record number of times.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
You had tons of COVID. You had so much COVID
like cod No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I don't know. Is eleven to is eleven a lot?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
It's it's crazy. You're a survivor.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
You're dipping in the dust eleven getting COVID eleven times
a lot. I don't know if that's a record or
it was kind of what My first bax was dope.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
My second one was in the parking lot of Universal Studios.
Though it was like minions, it was Yeah, it was
really cool. I got to go on the draft of
park ride after it was tight that so it's an
extra dope. That's how you can get me to vax. Mean,
give me front of line paths.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Mm hmm. But see that's how they get you. That's
how they make sure they can get you. They go,
it's fun, come to Universal Studios, get the vaccine. Next
thing you know, you're in Columbia getting backshots.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
You're getting jabbed. You're getting jabbed from the back baby.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Next thing you know, you thought you're gonna ride roller
coasters Universal Studios. Next thing you know, you're in Columbia
at the mall watching the roller coasters. Can't get on them?
Why not cuz took the Backchat vaccines.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yep, you're going viral for that one.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
This one. So, how was your guys Halloween? We didn't
talk about it last week?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Great?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
You do any cool Halloween stuff?

Speaker 3 (23:12):
I addressed as a squirrel, got it? I had a
big squirrel outfit.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
There's always I always appreciated because durs doesn't seem like
the type of guy that would go all in on Halloween.
Like if you just were to meet you at a party,
it seems like a scrooge. Yeah, you seem like a
little bit of a scrooge McDuck m hm.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
That's why I dressed.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yeah, oh shit.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
But then Halloween comes around and you're you're down to clown,
which I really really like and appreciate that about you.
And you win as a squirrel? Why a squirrel, buddy?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah? What's going on there?

Speaker 3 (23:43):
So my uh my middle well, so I'll get to that. Okay,
my middle my middle kid wanted to be a beaver.
I think I mentioned that, and so it was like, okay, cool,
his favorite animal right now is a beaver. Our youngest
was a emma dressed up as a koala. Okay, look

(24:04):
at this, I mean the lemur in the kohala Australian style.
And then I went and tried to find my animal
and I got the squirrel costume. And so then I
bring it home and I like put it on, and
it's got two velcrow like strips right in front of
my dick, and I'm like, what is this? And then
I go in the bag and there's these two like
nuts and you're supposed to like acorns, and you're supposed

(24:27):
to stick the acorns in front of your nuts because
you're a squirrel and these are your nuts.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Cool, dad, Yes, dude, And my kids thought it.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
My kids thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yeah, of course, I was like, yeah, so you put
them on?

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Oh you have no I took the nuts off.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
No, you what you didn't walk around with the big
nut buddy? Come on, come on.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
It's Halloween. You could be a little naughty.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Because you know what someone could have said, like, oh,
your nuts aren't big enough. And then I had been
just decimated the rest of the night, I wouldn't have
been able to like smile. Some of the casmans said, hey, buddy,
smile and be like no, I can't Yeah, I can't
do it.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Now, what is it? What is the protocol here for
trick or treating? Because I was because we didn't go
trigger treating. Bo isn't old enough to go trigger treating
because he can eat candy, but he can't trick or treat.
You allow me to eat lots of candy though.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
No, he can't eat candy. He can't eat candy.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
You give him like a hard candy, like a.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
War not there yet, no, no, no, no, no, well he
only eats jawbreakers, okay, thing right, lemonheads and jawbreakers are
the only thing we allow him to eat. Okay, he's
not eating candy. So we took some photos and then
Chloe and I we got I said, last week we
got quartside seats to the Clippers, which was so dope

(25:47):
because uh, into It owns TurboTax and did a turbo
tax commercial and it's the into It dome.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Right if you have you how many times you have
to say TurboTax, So that this deals over.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
But god, dude, the deal is over apparently. I mean,
Isaac might chime in and say, we got to cut
this segment, but.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
You think he's listening, dude.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
They pulled the commercial why because the whole thing was
it's a tax breakup. You're breaking up with your tax
accountants or your tax guy, right, and also Eric Griffin's
on a watch list or something. Yeah, totally. Boy, the
like tax accountants union came after turbot tax Oh okay,
it was a big it was in it was in

(26:28):
like Forbes, Like Forbes magazine came out with an article
and uh, it was like this whole thing. So they
just shelved the commercial.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
And you were the face of it.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah yeah. But I was able to get four tickets
court side, which was very dope.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Yeah. Hey, it all comes out in the wash.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yeah, yeah, it was.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
It was totally Yeah, dude, you did that right.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
But I went to the game and uh, you know
that was that was our Halloween.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
That's perfect.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
And you dressed as.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I was, you know, a wizard. I'm always a wizard, dude.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Oh cool, you just had a wizard costume lying around.
That's crazy. Now, I did well, No, I'm saying you
had a costume.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I had a wizard costume that that did look very
similar to Bulldozer because he's my favorite wizard. But you
know what the cool thing is, Right as I was
about to take the photo, a portal from another dimension.
Oh no, yeah, the other fucking dimension opened up. Bulldozer
himself came through the portal whoa and was like, yo,

(27:33):
actually give me your wife and kid. I'm gonna take
a photo. And I'm like, Homie, I was trying to
take a nice Halloween photo with my family and he
goes take the picture bitch through me. Yeah, I like
through the phone end.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
He's from another portal. Is culturally it's just different.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, it's a different portal.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
And I think he was being nice, but he was
kind of being aggressive, you like, grab Chloe really hard
by the hips and was like, oh my god, smile,
pressed himself into were it was kind of a mile
uh and Bo loved him. Bo was like, he said, Dad,
it was the first word loser and said, Dad, are.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
You sure a spell wasn't cast on your on your son.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
That's very possible. Yeah. I didn't see him do it,
but that's very possible.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
And did he take your family to the game.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
No, he said, you go to the game.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Okay, I got this.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
He said go to the game and he said I'm
more of a Laker fan, and so through the portal
and fucking.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Oh my god, purple Magic Lakers.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Yeah, yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Yeah, so you didn't go to the game in a
wizard outfit.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
I did not know you did not. I mean the
front row and wearing a wizard hat. I think that's
that'd be a little rude, right.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Were people dressed up? Though?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
There were some, not a lot. There were not a
lot of of dress dressing ups, but there were there
were some.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
That's kind of a bummer because that's I feel like
that'd be fun to go to, like a fucking arena
where everyone's dressed up. But what do I know?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
That'd be really cool?

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, yeah, I think I think you're not wrong. You're
not wrong. There were there were some, but I would
say maybe three percent percent of the craft.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
That blows my mind.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
This is Los Angeles.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, it's true, Angels, you gotta look cool.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
But isn't it in Where is it?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Actually?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Where is that stadium in Inglewood? Always always up to.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
No good there, then they there no good.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
It's that's a real compound they have there.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
How do you think they feel about that line?

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, it's like now it's so far and then the forum.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Forum and then now into it dome.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, it's like a real sportsman's row.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
So that's the move. This is what I just heard
on some podcasts. What's the guy who owns the Mavericks,
who's from the Shark Tank, who was in game over
Mark Mark? Mark Cuban's like, yeah, he was like, I
don't like, uh, I don't I really want to be
an owner anymore because now it's just like a real
estate game where instead of like having a team and

(30:05):
improving the team and building the team and managing the
team and like getting in the championships and making money
that way, he's like, it's about building a stadium, buying
all the land around the stadium and developing that and
making your money that way. And he's like, fuck it,
I don't want to be in that business.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
And I was like, yeah, that doesn't sound fun.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
That's fucking cool. I like that that. He's like, this
isn't what I wanted to be anymore.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
I'm not I didn't know. That was his explanation.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
So he's out Oh, he's like partially out right.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Yeah, he's still a partial owner, but he's just like,
what do I want to like build buildings around a
building for? I want to make a team that's cool
to me. Yeah, And that's less of the focus now
because you make more money developing real estate.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
What's so tight about the best owner in the league
Steve Balmer?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay, go off.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
He sits courtside. Yeah, he stares at the game. He
doesn't look at his phone, he doesn't even talk really
to the people next to him. He's so intense cool.
He screams every play. He's so into it. And he
built the best stadium using all of his own money.
He didn't ask the city to put up any money,

(31:13):
he didn't ask taxpayers to put up any money. He
did it all himself, right, and just drop two plus
billion dollars on this incredible stadium. It feels like you're
in a video game.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
But you've been blinded by what I was just saying,
which is that they buy the real estate around there
the two billion to build the stadium. He's like, yeah,
because I'm gonna buy all of it around there, develop
it and then own like the town.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
But he doesn't care.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, but I also think that Bambers he seems to
come from a pure place.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Maybe he doesn't care about buying all the other shit
to then make more money. He has. What is what
is Steve Balmer worth? I think it's like forty billion dollars?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
So I'm sorry, So you're telling me that people who
have billions don't want more billions.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Maybe not Balmer.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
I think Balmer is truly content on owning this basketball
team and making that.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Great based on just that he's a basketball fan.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Because he's Yes, he's such a huge, huge basketball Yeah,
Balmer has one hundred and twenty six point eight billion dollars.
What Yeah, And I said forty and I thought that
was a lot. One hundred and twenty six point eight goodbye,
And he just dropped two to build a stadium.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
That is so much money. That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
I feel like how old is he is? He sixty?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
I want to say sixties?

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah? Is he married?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
He's sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
If I was his age, I would I would give
away a billion dollars a year to somebody for the
rest of my life for fun.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, that would like just one person. That would be
so dope.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
That would be I would there'd be a there'd be
a lottery every year where I would give someone a
billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, that'd be so dope. That'd be so dope.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
That would create a bit of a shit storm, But
that would be fine.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
No, then you're then you're just you're a lottery yet.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
But a billion? Has there ever been a billion? There's
never been a billion dollar lottery? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
No, No. The dude, that young dude who won it
here in La.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
He won won a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
He's he won more than a billion. And then you
end up pocketing like obviously with least because of taxes.
It yah yah, YadA. But this dude is just like
buying all sorts of real estate.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
That's insane.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Yeah, he won over two billion. Wah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, and he's like and he was like twenty eight.
I want to say he was from Van nis Am
I crazy.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Oh shit, hell yeah, that is unreal Van Nutts getting down.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
But yeah, you just give away a billion every year,
I think that'd be really cool.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
I think that's a really cool. And also, would you
do my idea of buying a ton of land and
flying planes over shooting a plane them down with rocket launchers.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
No, but I wouldn't tell the people that I gave
a billion dollars too, that they couldn't or shouldn't do that.
You know, do what you will.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, yeah, I mean through the years, you'd probably get
a few people who were pretty evil billionaires. Would you
feel bad about the money you gave those people? Not
saying Adam's idea is evil.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
But it's a lottery. It is what it is.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
What do you mean? I mean, just like, no one's
in the plane. It's a drone operated plane.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
No, Adams, someone is in the planes. Now someone's like
someone's got the plane or else. I don't get the.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, okay, it turns out you have to have a pilot,
so at least one person will.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
No, no, no, no, you know, I wish was in it
our president, whoever that may be.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
I wish they were in that.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Damn plane, whoever that president is. Yes, in one week,
they've done a lot for this country. I wish you'd
stop saying that because this president rocks.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Yeah, that's true. They did, that's true. I forgot on
day one they did that thing, and that was crazy.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
That was crazy, dude, that was insanity, But the.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Stadium was incredible. Bomber is hands down the best owner
in the league. Yeah, I'm excited for you guys to
go to this stadium. It doesn't feel it feels different
than any basketball stadium you've ever been in.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, are they there this weekend? Maybe I'll go.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
That becomes sick.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah, I gotta take one of my kids to a
basketball game. I promised, and then I'm leaving town. So
you're out of here back to Australia.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Might Well, I'm I'm gonna invite you guys. The the
agents just asked if I wanted the box soon, So
I'm gonna. I'm gonna invite at least Honders. I don't
know Blake's on my ship list right now. I wasn't
invited to his child's birthday. Yes, dude, come on, bro,

(35:33):
at Leastners will get that invite.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
So full up.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
I'm gonna. I'm gonna take Kyle to maybe his second
basketball game ever, Kyle. Yeah, he's gonna fly in just
just for Kyle. Yeah, I'm lower than Kyle. I feel
like ship now. God damn remember when he was part
of the podcast. I'm looping him back in Not really,
not really. Yeah, it's been so long.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
It was a long time ago. I hope he's doing well, dude.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
The fact that I think is the fact that he's
still on the poster though, like the thing that we
use to promote the podcast, this is false advertising at
this point.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Right, See didn't they make one where he wasn't on it?
And we used that for a while and then we
went back to him.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
There was one Oh yeah, no, I think it was
when we did the Atlantic City Show. I think we
had right, So what happened? Let's let's get that back. Yeah,
let's just use that piss now, Yeah, let's just use that. Yeah,
maybe that's a good idea. Let's switch it up because
it is false advertising.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
It is false advertising.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
What do you think Kyle would do if Kyle got
a billion dollars from Steve Balmer? What's the first thing
Kyle does?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
I feel that's a great question and can I can
I pivot that question a little bit?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
M Yeah, whatever your truth is, man, can I speak
my truth?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Truth? Speak your truth?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Who do you think, out of the four of us
would make the worst billionaire the worst billionaire?

Speaker 3 (36:53):
What do you what does that mean, what does the
worst billionaire mean?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
You're shooting You're shooting planes down, So I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go with you.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
No, well, Blake, no one's on the planes. And by
the way, you would love to do it. If you
came over to my ranch. You would love to do it.
I know you would.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
I don't. It's not getting my pecker hard.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
But I mean, finally, it.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Might be pretty fun.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
It would be very fun.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
But Adam, what does that mean? The worst billionaire?

Speaker 2 (37:19):
I'm the worst billionaire?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Like evil or boring or uh.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It would go to your head. You'd be like you,
it would change you in a bad way, you know.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah, yeah, ship, I don't even know what I would
do as a billionaire. It's like kind of a burden. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I I do think for me, I think it would
be Kyle Kyle. I think, yeah, the worst, the worst
weird because because remember when Kyle was nominated for the
Emmy when yeah, it wasn't and it kind of already
went to his head and yeah, he was kind of act, wasn't. Yeah,
it was kind of being a dick about his eminom.

(38:02):
I uh, yeah, I think a billion dollars ago to
his head real real quick.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Oh yeah, I think Kyle is the one out of
us who would use it to like create like a
little kingdom.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Right, yeah, you would have a kingdom, yeah right.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Like he would have. It'd be a thing of like
a control like you know, like where he's it's under
the guise of opportunity for everyone, but really they're working
for him.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Did you ever watch that documentary on the Renaissance fair?

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah, no, that was he would He would be.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
The king who was just like kind of a meglomaniac
and he like liked to call himself the king and
would like wear a crown and ship.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Is fiefdom the right word?

Speaker 2 (38:48):
King Kyle King?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, King Kyle was his Microsoft name. So maybe the
writing was on the wall, Yeah, it was on the wall.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
King Kyle was his Microsoft name.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Sorry, sorry, sorry is my Space name?

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Wow? Did not know that?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Pretty, And I wish.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
He was here so I could ask him about that,
but not yet.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Maybe it was or even during the time that I
was like, that is a weird thing to call yourself
the king, uh yeah, but never really got into it.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
The riding was on the wall, Yeah, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Do you think you are a king? Do you think
you should be a king? That's what scares me, that's
what keeps me up at night.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Well, we don't have kings here. We have a we
have a president. We have a great job.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
To Blake. Blake.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
They're good, they're bad. All I know is they are
my president.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
They are the president.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Brother good billion I feel jury would be.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
A pretty good billionaire. I don't think you would use
your money in fun ways, in the way that I would, Yeah, cool,
you know cool fun?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Well, yeah, no, I think I would use it in
fun way. I just don't know if it would mirror
exactly what you're doing, Like, what what are you doing?
I would be walking the earth, boy, I'd be everywhere.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I'd get a.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Private jet immediately okay, and I would be like, where
are we going? I would take everybody who wants to go.
I would say I would have like every couple months,
I'd have a set trip and I would put out feelers.
I'd go, do you guys want to go here? And
whoever wants to go, you hop on the plane. We
all go. Okay, you just have to pay for dinner

(40:28):
one night. I got everything else Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
How many people are on the trip? The trip, No,
but you know.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
It's the jet. The gesture of paying for dinner one night,
I would just appreciate.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Okay, you get a little irked when people don't do
the geest.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
No, even if you reach for the wallet, then I go,
they reached. It's okay, I got it, guys. Remember now,
I think that would be most of what it would
be is travel, going places with homies, experiencing things with homies.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
I think a good thing to do would be to
immediately give all of your close, close, close homies like
some real paper. And I don't know what that amount is.
Is that ten million, is that twenty million? Is that
fifty million?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
That seems like very real.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I think you start them off at one million.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
One million. That's in today's economy. Well, actually this paper feel.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Better, but a million dollars would be pretty good for
a lot of people in this economy.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Not in California. I don't know about all that. I
don't know about all that. These groceries are insane. At
least they were laugh week, but this week it's better.
I would say ten million dollars to the close friends.
That's a lot of money, ten millions, a lot ten million.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
You're you're doing. There's nothing you're not doing that you
want to do essentially.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
And that's right, and that's why you give that to them.
Then they can buy dinner.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
You want them to be set. You want them to
be set.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
So they're set so then when you go out, so
you give it.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
To them to just get it back. This is smart.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
This is smart, not not to get back. I just
don't want you don't want them feeling weird around you.
I don't want anyone to feel weird. You want everything
to be level playing.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Feel like if they want to buy drinks or they
want to do this, they can't. It's not they're not
strapped or they're or they're always feeling like they're sucking
on my titty, you know what I mean. That's your money.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
You do what you want to do, but like, they're
not sucking on your titty. You gave him ten million dollars,
But there's gonna be a there's weirdness there too.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
But then but then that's that's theirs. Now, that's theirs.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
And you say you as soon as you put the
money in there, that's their hand. You're like and you
don't got to stuck my titty man, right, this is you.
You made this by being such a good friend.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
No, and then you say you grab your titty and
you say you can onlatch.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Now here you go, daddy, Daddy's letting you go.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
You can on latch now now you're gonna last.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Yeah, you might be the it might be the bad billionaire.
I don't know. I think I'm sticking with my initial
my initial thought.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
So here's my question. What's like if you gave your
friends ten million dollars? What do you think would be
the one thing? And it's their money, right, it's their truth.
They can do whatever they want to do with it.
But what is the one thing that if they did it,
it would kind of drive you crazy and you'd be like,
I can't believe I gave this guy ten million dollars
and this is what they're fucking doing.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Uh, gotcha, bitch?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Well I think it would drive me crazy. Is if
I gave them ten million dollars and they never and
I don't even know if they need to Like he
like going to dinner, they they don't need to pay.
And I'm not talking about a dinner with fifty people
I'm talking about. It's me and my wife, you and
your wife.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
But what's what's the hard number?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Though?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Eight?

Speaker 3 (43:52):
What you said? It's not fifty, But what's the hard
number here? Eight people at dinner? Let's not be wishy
washer here.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Sure, no, I was saying. I was saying, it's not
it's not fifty people, it's not twenty people. It's like
literally the foursome.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Okay, four, okay, it's four.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yeah, yeah, so you and your wife, them and their
wife or front or whatever.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Okay, it's a hot date mistress.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Yeah, or sure, let's say six or eight. Sure, but like.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Nothing that is out of my wife and mistress, okay.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
But nothing that's out of control. Nothing that's like it's
not going to be a twenty thousand dollars dinner or anything,
you know, or that's insane, Yeah, that you know. But
that's what it would be if it was fifty people.
Like those NFL dinners that they would have.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Were those are the best, the ones the rookies pay for.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Okay, yeah, that they make the rookies pay for.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Oh, if they wouldn't at least offer to pay for
dinner sometimes that would kind of drive me a little nuts.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I'd be right.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Okay, buddy, Right, I gave you the ten million dollars.
You can't you can't.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
You're not written this one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
So what if you had a homie who you gave,
gave the money and it did not make them happier,
because that would be the first argument. No, no, no, no,
not the money. No no no, no, no no no,
hang on, hang on.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Okay, yeah, Blake, shut up.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Sorry, I'm living my truth.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
But I'm gonna say what what they did with the money.
They did this with the money to become happier, but
they did not become happier. They just started getting crazy
plastic surgery and they wouldn't and couldn't have afforded it
before you gave them the ten million dollars. And now
they've got these crazy blue eyes that you have to

(45:33):
look into every time you talk to them.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
They have a nose.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
They have a nose on its fish.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
You even get plastic surgery on your eyeballs. You could
get with us at this point, stop the.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Whole thing again. They've got a nose. They've got a
nose that's on. It's like sixth operation and it's MJ status,
like it's just.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Not getting better.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
It's not getting better. It's brittle, their botoxed like crazy.
They got their ear lobes connected because they like that.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Yeah, that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
God.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Yeah, and they got trap implants and so it's just.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Well, yeah that's kind of tight.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
And they look like a monster now.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Yeah, and they aren't happy. They're never going to be.
But the ten million dollars you gave them. If someone,
if one of my friends started doing that, I would
feel like I would have to say something and be like,
come on, man, don't please, don't do this with the money. Please.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Well, yeah, for some people, I think the money could
like ruin their lives because then they they like.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
They leave their family.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, they take off their they take off they they
left their family. They are now getting weird plastic surgery,
they're doing like some crazy shit. Or they just are
like I couldn't afford to hold the I got my
dickste in the world before and now I can or
something that would suck.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Right right, That would be a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah. I think you got to really choose which friends
you're giving the money to, and and it would be
hard they cut off would be hard. Imagine you're the
eleventh friend. Yeah, you give ten friends ten million dollars
and there's an eleventh friend. You get the call.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Yeah, what's up, Adam?

Speaker 1 (47:15):
How you doing? Man? Right? All right, you're doing.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Well, big dog?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
You want to go go?

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Uh golfing next weekend?

Speaker 3 (47:22):
Oh yeah, just go golfing. Huh yeah, just golfing.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Whatever you want. Oh yeah, there's nothing at the there's
nothing at the pro shop at the end.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Or what's going on? No, nothing else pro shop?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
No, just golfing is okay.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I'm gonna let me let me I could let me check.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
H Essentially, if you do that, you kind of have
to go. These are my ten friends now and I'm not.
I have no other friend. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Well that's the other thing. Your your homies who didn't
make the cut now probably don't fuck with you, or
well they're still getting some trickle down.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Oh yeah, no, there's spy their spite. But that's how
you find out who your friends are.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
That's how you find out who your friends are.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Maybe there's some kind of diabolical thing where like you
give one friend ten million, but your plan is to
give several and you see how they react to it.
And it's all in writing. You do a video that
goes if you freak out and treat me like shit,
I'm going to not give you ten million dollars.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
This is some real willy Wonka shit.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
But if you get it documented, you thought this out,
it's not some crazy like here you go, here you
here go. If in thirty days you're being a real
bitch about it, you're gonna get bitch money.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Hunky donkey, and I was gonna give you ten million,
but you're being a real bitch about it. And it's
in writing.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I'm holding up the newspaper.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I'm just coming up with right off the cup. This says.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
It says, if you're being a bit, I feel like
I would make a list, and whoever invited me to
their children's birthday parties is who is sh That's who's
gonna get the ten million.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
God damn, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Good.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
Adam.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Just to circle back to this plan you're giving, Let's
say you're giving five, six people ten million dollars. That
is there, then around two where it's like and then
ten people are getting five, and then there's like thirty people.
You know that you're gonna give fifty grande million dollars
or whatever, a little boost, a little bost mobile.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yes, well you know what it can now be.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I don't know if it's free money like that, and
it's a lot of free money, like if you win,
if you win the lottery, because a friend of mine's
dad won the lottery, but he won six million dollars
a friend of mine's dad in high school.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
Wow, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I won six million dollars. He shouldn't give any money
to anyone, right because six million, that's enough that you can, like.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
You retire, you do your thing whatever, however old its.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
You retire you Like he was a I think he'd
like were construction or he had like a blue collar
in Nebraska's in Nebraska.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
That'll get, that'll get, that'll run.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
He took care of his family, and I'm like, that's
the way to do it. Like you can't. But if
you are gifted a billion dollars, and like we already
in our position, we already have good, high paying jobs,
so it's not like we're not living comfortable lives anyways.
We can live a little bit more calmfye. Yeah, look

(50:30):
at Dursay's fucking sweet office. Pretty nice his wife makes
him work in a shed out back next to a
washing machine.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I got this for free from Skinner. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Okay, see you know artists, So you're living a pretty
cool life.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
You're right, you're right, you're right, Thank you. Notice we
sent Pio.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
If you're poor, they wouldn't fuck with you. Okay.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Now, so we're already living these good lives. I then
would give money away. But if you it's if you're
giving like a billion dollars, right, But if it's just
just a small amount, then then I don't think you
should give feel obligated to. But if it's a billion dollars,
you should give some of that to your homies.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
And charities, no, who get there?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Yeah, hey, with this president, don't worry, they're getting our money.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yeah, this president, the charities are taking care of They're
getting it whoever it may be.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
Wait, Adams, speaking of the president, didn't somebody shout out
Runza's did walt him? Wald Waltz? Did he he walls?
Can he talk about runs? Yes, obviously he talked about runs. Blake.
He's from Nebraska, that's fucking Oh he's from Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Oh, you don't know anything you watched the news lesson.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I I thought he was a Minnesota guy.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I don't think he's from Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Yes, he was born and raised in Nebraska and moved
to Minnesota as an adult.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Wow, that's fucking cool. I couldn't believe Runzas was getting shine.
I was hyped on.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Oh yeah, dude, he walked into the runs. Uh he
was high. Open him up.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
It was sick.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
That's kind of I'm kind of confused as to why
Adam is so kind of even keel about this, Like
you're like, yeah, he shouted it out, but yeah, come on,
are you stoked about this or it just is? Whatever?

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Is this your truth?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I'm sorry, I don't want to stomp on your truth.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, my truth?

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Is it any? It's not a big deal.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Do you think he was panned because I think I've
talked about this on the podcast.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Oh did he steal your shine? Is that what's happening?
And you're kind of mad?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Was he pandering a little bit?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (52:27):
No, no, I've talked about this on the podcast. We've
already covered this.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
I see what's happening. I got it, let's see what's happening.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Adam used to be the Runs of Guy. Now Tim
Walls is the Runs of Guy. Let's see What's Happening.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
No, we covered this on the podcast. I'm pretty sure
because at the same time jd. Vance went into a
some restaurant and they immediately said that they didn't want
to be filmed and they tried to kick him out.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
It was a donut shot.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah, it was a donut shot. It was when we
talked about that and Tim Walls went into the RUNZA
and they were so hyped that he was there.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Right.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
This just reminds me the other day. I was texting
in the chain and I was like, has anybody ever
brought up the fact that Nebraska ends in the word
ska like music?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
You're right, yeah, yeah. How is there not a Nebraska festival?

Speaker 3 (53:21):
There's gotta be that just feels right. Should we start it?

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I don't think there is, and that I think the
reason being is people didn't fuck with ska music that hard.
I think there was. There's some people that like Scott.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
But you're my friend who likes ska the most and
you're from Nebraska.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
And I feel like Omaha is the perfect size city
to like host a ska fest where it's like, it's
not that big, but it's big enough.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
I'm not opposed to it. I'm not opposed to it. Guys,
we'll get less than Jake, We'll get the whole crew.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Do it on Adam Devine Day. Oh, they get a
SCA festival.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
What November tenth, November tenth.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
Let's do it November tenth. It's coming up, coming, up, coming.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Up, the mighty mighty Bosstones, get them off.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I might even be today while you're listening to do this.
It might be November tenth right now, now that I
think about.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
It, Hey, knock on, where that it happens?

Speaker 2 (54:14):
I feel like it is. I think it's November tenth
right now, because we've had the president for a week.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
It's November twelfth.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
It would be the twelfth, It would be the twelfth.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Yeah, well, Adam Divine Day? Do you think it went off?
It definitely went off.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
When was Adam Divine Day? Is it his birthday?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
No, it's the tenth. It's when I filmed my stand
up special. They gave me.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
They gave me a day in Nebraska. Oh god it yeah,
so tight? Yeah, so tight.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Yeah, I don't think it goes off as much as
I wanted to go off.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Well, it has to be a Nebraska festival and then
it will go off.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I need to get my ass back to Nebraska. I
haven't been. I'm going I'm going back to the hunt.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
I go on a hunt once a year with some
of my friends or my dad's friends. There's fifteen of us.
They go up every year. It's going to be a
full house. It's it's very exciting stuff. So I will
be in Nebraska soon.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Who made the list on that?

Speaker 3 (55:08):
This is pheasant hunting?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Who made the list on that? We got often in
the building.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
You know Austin. Austin is going to be there, you
know they got I got a whole crew. This is
pheasants pheasant.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
And we cook the pheasants and we eat the pheasant. Yes,
and how do we prepare the pheasant? What's like pheasant
feasant burger?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
Well, there's a pheasant stew. There's a pheasant like that.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
You wrap it in bacon and yummy, it's really good.
Little okay like that.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Uh, and then there's like pheasants like like yeah, it's
like a stew, and then we we cook it that way.
But there's a.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
And you you don't mind the pheasant, the taste the pheasant.
You're you're cool with it.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
It's not my No, it's not the best. I don't
love it. It's a little gamy, and you don't you
don't know even what that means until you taste it
and you go and you taste the game. That's that's
a that's a little gamy. Yeah, yeah, it's got a
little but some people, some people in the cabin love it.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
So my rootmate in college from Iowa, he brought pheasant
back after the holidays and cooked some pheasant for us.
And he was a good chef. He was a good cook,
so it was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
It wasn't bad.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Yeah, all right, it wasn't bad.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
Yeah, it's just like it's it's it's like if chicken
had a little zestiness to it.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Like chicken, if you like rubbed it in dirt a
little bit, and you're like, this is the way crunchy, crunchy.
But it is great. You'll find like the bullets. You'll
find like the pellets of the bullets shot. Yeah, the
bird shot and.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
That's that's got chip your teeth there, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Can it certainly can.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Yeah, so you got to me. So you're eating this
stew and you're kind.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Of lighting it ginger. Yeah, you're eating a little okay,
fair enough them about this hunt is I can't walk? Yeah,
so this is year two of me. I drive around
in the the gator in the like the yeah can
you shoot?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Can you shoot from the gator?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Yeah, that's why I did last year. I would just
drive around so.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
You kind of just you whip it and just yeah,
that's kind of sick.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Is there anybody you could like pay like a large
man to like kind of piggyback on like a saddle situation?

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah, like like total recalls and Nebraska is a good
place to find a large man to carry me around.
But yeah, I haven't really looked into that.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Absolutely, yeah, to say, hey, do you want ten million dollars?

Speaker 3 (57:36):
I got you carry me around?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
That's kind of fine, it'll be. I did have one
funny doctor who in Colombia who was like, because I'm
not supposed to drink or drink drink alcohol or smoke
weed or any of the fun stuff that I do,
up at this guy, right and you're not doing that right.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
You're not doing that right.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I'm not doing that, he told me. I'm like, I
got this big trip plane, I can't like just have
a couple of drinks. And he goes, yeah, you could.
You could party on that trip, just don't party before
or after. And I'm like, so I can, like drink,
and he goes, oh, yeah, you could drink, just don't
drink before after. And I'm like, but when I drink,
I'm saying, I like drink, drink and he goes, I
would try not to black out.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
See you wait, you keep saying before and after.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
I would try.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Now you said, keep.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Saying before and after. You mean like before the shots
and right after the shots.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
No, I mean from the time I got the shots
to the hunt. Don't drink. I could drink during the
two days.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
I'm there, Yeah, like she saying, do that and then
go back to and then and then go back.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
To not drinking for the rest of the three months.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
So and then the hunt, the hunt won't hit the
same if you're not having some beers with the boys,
it will be a I mean, I've never experienced the
hunt this way. Yeah, I don't. I don't think you should.
I don't think anybody should.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
And what about we weed.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
It's the same thing.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
It's it's inflammatory and there's a lot of weed smoking
now at the hunt.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
So hey, yeah, baby, is it legal in the Land
of Sky.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
It's changed through the years because it started when we
when I was eighteen years old, and we've been doing
over twenty years now. All right, I think this is
the nineteenth year.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
I believe that's all because we skipped a few. Adam,
you got to get shirts made. You got to get
start getting shirts.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Oh yeah, we do, we have shirts the shirts.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Are you sure?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Oh yeah, Mike Levanos brings make shirts some years. Wait,
is Levano's going he always goes. Oh, Levano's is a
decade strong. Hell yeah, this is the way, maybe more
than a decade.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Blake, Blake, do you know your friends?

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Yeah, just saw him at the at the We watched
the Dodger game together. It was great to see the guy.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Did he get the invite to the birthday party?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
He did not?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
He did not.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
Unfortunately. I'm sorry, Exclusive, I'm feeling the love.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Sorry, Exclusive, Yeah, you are, You're lucky.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
And what did I do?

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Adam, You're more than well, you're more than welcome. I
didn't get an invite. I don't know. I'm trying to
figure out what happened here where the communication breakdown was.
But you're come on, man, come on, I.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
Think it's that you had your uh You're like, why
aren't you organizing?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Girlfriend? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Yeah, your partner?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Uh, my partner.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Why you should be in charge of inviting your friends?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Yeah, I get it, though, I put I put Chloe
in charge.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
You know what with this president, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
But tell you what happens is she shows me the list,
I approve said list, and she, you know, she does
the thing for because I think I'm having a little
birthday dinner at Elka Padre.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Unfortunately, I'm sorry to inform you, but I was invited
to that, and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
I know you were, and I appreciate. That's why. That's
why Chloe was a little but hurt that we weren't invited.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
I'm so sorry. There's nobody I would rather have at
this child's birthday than you and Chloe and Bo. You're
all invited.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
What did you just say?

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
There's no one, no jers, You're in.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
It's fine. I'm just like, I'm out of the project.
I don't know what mindset I was in. I don't
know why it didn't happen. I'm so, I'm apologetic. I'm
offended for you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
You need a stem cell shot in your brain.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Guess what I would like. Let's start take backs, apologies
and epic slams right now. I would.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I would. I would love to take back the fact
that you and your family was not invited to my
daughter's birthday. I feel very very I feel bad, and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
I apology not accepted, Still offended.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
That's his truth.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
That's my truth, dog, that's just my truth.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Get over it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Apology, apology, accept it. And I actually think Chloe did
make other plans. She does have other plans, so I'm
not sure. I think I will end up swinging by
if I am inviting.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Oh, that would be great, that'd be great because you
are intent.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
But Chloe did make other plans, so I'm not sure
she will be able to or not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Okay, but maybe a little both. Maybe we'll be able to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
And I was given a plus one, so I'll be there.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Oh, let's be nice. Hey, wait before we get off
the pheasant thing, is Zach going on the hunt? Is
that going?

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
No, Zach doesn't because he does uh, he doesn't go
to Nebraska during that time of the year. He goes
at another time of the year and can't afford to
do both both times.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Mmm.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Because I was just saying, because our buddy Zach, he's
a great dude. He's an excellent pizza craftsman. It would
be kind of good to have like Pheasant pizza. That
might be pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
It would be great. And we've tried that on a
previous year with less capable chefs. Yeah, right, but we
do have a guy who is a great chef and
he's taking over responsibility. He took over responsibilities last year. Yeah,
and the food game was was through the roof.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Thank you, Jake Swanson. Okay, I'm excited. I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I'm late to this. Do you guys watch Homeboy from
Barstools Pizza reviews, the one one Bite or whatever. I
don't know his name, but Portnoy is pizza. I'm like,
I followed it and now I'm just sitting at home
watching pizza pizza reviews all day. That's all I do.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Is he good at reviewing?

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
I think he's critical, he's he knows what he likes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Yeah, he says how he feels.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
He's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
There's an app. But there's an app, there's an appy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
He's made it a big He's made it a genius thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Those barstool guys are pretty good at at blowing up
their things.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
They're genius marketers.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Yeah, Like he just goes to a place and now
he can like make or break a place where if
he gives it a six, people are like, I'm not
going to eat pizza there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Yeah, I remember, like that was kind of the thing,
like some dude like got upset. But if he gives
it a seven, eight, nine, then it blows it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
It goes to, hey, make pizza good, make it well.
If you're gonna do it, let's make pizza great again.
Thank you, And he goes places and with the new president,
I feel like pizza is tasting a little better.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
You is gonna make pizza great again.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I feel the new president uh is gonna take the
new slogan let's make pizza great again. No points there,
but it has been a.

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
While since I've had mind blowing pizza. I kind of
do want like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
Can I can I say an unpopular opinion?

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
I don't like pizza fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
That's been another episode of you don't like pizza period,
and or you're just yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
I don't know what those Colombians, but.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I don't love I don't. I won't say I don't
like it. I don't let him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
It's so good. Yeah, I'll eat pizza, like if people
are going. I like the experience of going to a
pizza place better than I like eating the pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Really.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Yeah, I don't even like going to a pizza player.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
I don't even feel like I know you yet. Well,
like what you don't like pizza?

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Yeah, you don't know me, Blake, We've established you don't
know me, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
I can't get in the middle of I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
You don't know me. I don't want to know you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
I don't really care.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Do you like cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I don't like cheese that much. Okay, I don't like
cheese that so yeah, that's fine. Oh yeah, I just
don't love it. I would rather eat chicken. I'd rather
eats chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Well, you eat this for the gobble gobble Downe's got
chicken flavored circle packs in his water.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
He says, the total package a it is Delicio. It's
one of the most delicious dishes you can get. But
every that's why I said it's an unpopular opinion. It's
super convenient. It's like it's a no brainer. Man, it's
like pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Are you saying Adam has no brain? Blake?

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
God, you're already on thin ice, buddy, it's so rude.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
We are really, I'm not getting I'm not getting the
ten mil I just got a kick.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
You're kicked list.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
I'm number eleven. I'm the guy going golfing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
And by the way, Adam, when you get when you
endorse circle and you end up a billionaire, you know
we're gonna come knocking brouh. I'm gonna be like I
heard you got to a billion.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
That wasn't a gift. That was a gift, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
That circle of friends, I don't circle of friends.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
I feel like anybody who gets to a billion that
it was a gift.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
It was a gift from something, something happened at least
our new priss.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
I'm not a religious man, but hey man, you've been blessed.
But hey man, I don't have any take backs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Well, guys, I'm sorry to drop that that bomb on you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Yeah, we'll talk about this next week.

Speaker 3 (01:06:45):
And there's and there's no take back on I don't
like pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
No, I mean I I think maybe I don't like
his strong because every once in a while you get
a slice and you're like, oh, that's pretty good. But
I'm never I'm never like craving pizza or really wanting pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
What about like like a like a Barbie chicken pizza
or Chicago style.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
I like that, I like it. Barbecue chicken pizza is
that's like a once every three years thing where you go, oh, yes,
this is good, but then by your like second third slice,
you're like this sucks. I want pizza sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Yeah, I'll fuck up a barbecue chicken pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
A good pizza sauce is a game changer because you
get barbecue sauce on everything. Then you get on pizza,
you think it's cool. Second slice, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Where you barbecue sauce is really good on rotissery chicken stock. Yeah, good,
not wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
You know a pizza sauce is not good on ro
tissery chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
No, I bet it would be pretty damn good.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Okay, but ain't nobody doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Let's yeah, I do it, and that sounds delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
You would do it, but would you keep doing it?
Would you do it again? Would you prefer to do it?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
I might do it that this afternoon. I'll let you
guys know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
That's great, and we could say that for another episode.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
A quarter.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
I forgive you, Blake,