Ep 225: A Weeping Melodrama Of An Episode

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
On This Is Important.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
War WAH, World War two soldiers at.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
The Switzerland of Comedy. Blake Anderson sir, are you trying
to big dick me? Let's go? I got this baby? Yeah?
This shit? Oh shit, that's it.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Just it came on random before we were recording, and
I noticed all that.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
That was nice. I kind of kick things off a
little funky beat baby.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah, and You're kind of saying like I'm coming, And
I was like, okay, maybe the boys want to hear this.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I don't know, do you guys mind if I go
beat off to that song? I didn't even notice that
you saying I'm coming. Yeah, I didn't know that. I
didn't put that together. It's just mostly listen to funk beat, yeah, the.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Group, good vibe, Yeah, good tunes.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
But in the back of your mind, you know, there's
come talk.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I'm always coming. Yeah, maybe I'm always coming.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Hi, guys, welcome back, We're back.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hello, Louise, theres you look mad Skinny right now? Are
you wasting away? And Margeritaville, Yeah, what the hell down
and wasting away in Australia.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Mate.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, I'm just eating trimps off the barbie.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I guess, uh lucky.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
It's hard to add weight when you're just eating trimps.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Oh god, is the food there?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
I can't remember. Is the food there hot garbage or
just deese? Or or as the kids say, mid is
it mid there? You go get it? Or is it hitters?

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Do you guys have time for a short little roller
coaster ride?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I would love to.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
I got here, got here and was eating. I mean
we got to kill an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Right, Okay. I don't know if it's killing.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
But I got here and I was like, the food's good.
What are we talking about. Everyone's like, yeah, the food's
not that great, and I'm like, the food's fine, Get
over it. I'm not a big foodie.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Da da da da.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
And then after about a month you're like, food's kind
of limited, it's not outstanding.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, what I mean, what is it you're just eating?
You're just eating like sushi off boomerangs, because that's sort
of the vibe that I get. Yeah, your boobs are huge.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah, there's a lot of sushi rang. Yeah, look sushi
you can find good sushi. I'm not gonna eat sushi
every night.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
You're not trying to pive in this situation, freaking Jeremy Pive.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
Yeah no, I'm not trying to get that mercury.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay, Okay, Yeah, that was his thing, right, he got
mercury poisoning from eating too much.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
That's what he said.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Or he might have just been being a bitch. Maybe
I don't think he.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Wanted to like get out of a contract with a
play or something.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, oh yeah, he didn't want to do something.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeah, dude, I mean imagine doing a play. You would
have to get mercury poison hotel, you would have to
just get eats so much sushi you almost out of doing.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
A plate I've got to get out of this play man.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
What what's weird is they can't get things like just
like a burger. I still haven't had like a burger that.
I'm like, unreal greater, which you you think that's kind
of just easy.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I like this because you're you're throwing this out there
to Australia, and I have a feeling there's gonna be
a response and they're gonna say, we're about to get you.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
A Bergh dude, and you're gonna get a really good one.
You know, the fucking brages in Sydney come down and
you're gonna get a Bogan Burger baby.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
And I'm not in I'm not I'm not in a big, big,
big city, you know, like a New York where like
you can trip and fall and hit your head on
a good restaurant. Sure, but I'm in like a real
fit area. So you think they'd be like banging like
fit food establishments.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, that's I mean, that's what happened to you. That's
that's what happened to you. You look emancipated, emancipated, emaciated, both.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, a little bit of both man, Yeah, looking like
you're about to abra were hyped on that.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
More like Abraham Lincoln.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You look like the skinniest I've ever seen you, And
I just is it the angle? What is happening here?
Does he look skinny?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Down ball?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Is the lighting? Obviously?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Obviously he has zero lighting on him for as much
as we know he's in a fu Does this help that?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yeah, now I see the fact.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
I don't know what to tell you. I'm actually I
don't weigh any I weigh more than I did. That's
your birthday.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Oh hello Margarita extravaganza. Dude, My my god, that was
that was fun. I actually had a great time. Happy
birthday at I thank you guys. Forty one. That's a
big birthday for me. Oh that's a wild one.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Like do you have applause or no?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
I don't know what I like? Goodbye. I'd like that
And I thank you guys for coming, uh to my birthday.
Thank you for coming, because you know, forty one, that's
not that's not even one that I should celebrate.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
That's not nothing.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
No, I haven't seen the gang and in quite a while,
it's nice to get the whole gang together and see
everybody from different parts of your life. The eating Mexican
food at Elkam Padre, one of my favorite restaurants in
Los Angeles. That place is fucking fire, like the fire margaritas.

(05:40):
Can we talk about how what a pain in the
ass it was because I'm not drinking right now, which sucks.
If you're thinking, if you're like thinking about getting sober,
don't dude, because it's why it sucks. It's it's the worst.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Now.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
That's why I sent you the George C. Scott clip
Oh yes, the actor who's like the old dude is like, yeah,
I have been sober. It's the worst. I just love drinking.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I was good at it, dude, I feel the same
way I felt. I was so good at it. But
so I'm not drinking, so it was it was the worst,
and I'm like ordering, I actually had a great time
for not drinking. I was a little worried about it
because I'm like, my friends are going to be pounding drinks,
which you guys did not fail me on that front.
You guys pounded drinks, and uh, I was like, everybody's

(06:25):
going to be pounding drinks. It's a Thursday night, classic
party night, so the guys are going to be on
fire and I'm not. I'm going to be stone sober.
So I'm I'm there. I'm like, well, I want a margarita.
I'll get a virgin margarita, but I want it flaming.
I want it flaming because that's their thing.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
They like the little the little lemon with the what's
in there.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
They have a floating lemon wedge that's hollowed out, and
then they put alcohol in it and light it on
fire and the guys like, well, then it won't be virgin.
And I'm like, I know. I mean, i'm not allergic
to alcohol. I'm not on the wagon or whatever. I'm
just not drinking right now, so I can have one.
And he goes, look, you were like.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
I'm cool.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I'm cool. I'm a fun guy. Yeah, I'm fun. And
he's like, I know you're twenty one. He's like, kind
of said it rudely. He's like, I know you're twenty one.
I'm like, well, okay, I know. I mean, yes, I'm
twenty one. He's like, no, I know you are in
my I know you're way over. I know you're actually
way way, way way over. I know you're way over
twenty one. Right, yeah, that's how you Technically, I don't

(07:24):
need to see your idea. You can stay. And but
then he was like I can't do it, and I go, well,
come on, and I'm like it's my birthday and he's like, yeah,
I'll see what I can do, but I won't be
able to do that for you. It's against the law. Whoa.
And I'm like okay, uh, well see what you can do.
And then it was like pulling teeth and finally he
comes over. Did you say, hey, compadre, it's a campadre. Yeah, no,

(07:46):
because I didn't really know what capadre means. That means
like friend, right, my el campadre.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Well, we had this debate. What's a higher friend rank,
an amigo or a campadre, capadre.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I think capadre. That's what I anyone can like a friend.
A padre is somebody you're about to do some padre with.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yeah, okay, because padre means father. Maybe it means like come,
come father or something.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Oh boy, come father.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Yeah, I don't mean to come daddy.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Come daddy, we're back. That's my favorite restaurant in l A.
The Come Daddy. My favorite restaurant in l A. The
Come Daddy. I throw birthday parties there ll come daddy,
Come daddy. But then but then, I mean he was sick.
They had the Marry Anti band playing for us. It

(08:39):
was pretty tight.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Said got who got you your flame? Though, mamma, uh
you did it, you did it. I'm on Marguerita five.
I've had five flames. Yea, I'm gonna give you one.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
I'm going to give you a flame. And he gave
me and I whispered, happy birthday, Come down, I'm here.
He actually gave me one and made a big deal
about it, like here you go. I was able to
convince them and I'm like, thanks man, it shouldn't have
been a big deal to begin with. And then later,
like an hour later, you guys were on your eighth
and ninth drinks. Of course, I was like, can I

(09:14):
get a zero, like a like a Heineken zero or whatever,
zero non alcoholic beer, you have anything, I'll take anything.
And Blake's like, I got you. I'm gonna go get
it and he goes to the bar. This is after
we've closed the tab and he was like, I'm gonna
go to the bar and get us one last round.
And I'm like, all right, cool, and then you can
come back and you and you said, what did He

(09:36):
was like, what did he say to you?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
I mean, he was very stern about just being like,
we don't have any more of those, like we don't
have one. I had wonder you had one bottle? He
was like, we're out, We're out.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
You had you had one on you. Let me just
come to the rescue of whoever. I'm just imagining you.
Eight margaritea is.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
In going to the bar and go let me get
a zero point zero and.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
He's like, no, no, come on. I was super polite.
I wasn't in like, I wasn't in go mode.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
I was not.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
I don't think he was full of go mode. I mean,
did you guys go out afterwards? Because the tiba was
like trying to rally the troops.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
He went.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
There was a squadron that went out, the rogue one squadron.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
I went home responsibly. It was chill.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
I went home and just hovered over each of my
children for five minutes, looking at them, going like.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
That's such a good daddy.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
What will you be? Who will I be? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:35):
You just let you just let's lower your face on
him and go and breathe onto their cheek for like
seven to ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Interesting. Yeah, I'm a little disappointed that I'm not getting
drunk around bow right now, because I feel like you
got to kind of start him young to see you
drunk right now, you know, Yeah, you have to. Yeah,
And it's gonna they're gonna it's gonna be real shocking
when he sees me drunk because he gets a little
old exactly there.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
The way to do it is make it shocking when
they see you sober. Did someone die?

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Like what happened?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
What is different about your dad completing sentences?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
That's really And they'll be like, you're acting weird, Dad,
you're acting. I don't like it when you act like
this and you're just telling a full story. You just
have jury duty that day. Man, Yeah, you're just driving
in straight lines. I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
You're just driving to school. Just can't wait to get
back home and the crack one.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
Open man, God, drinking is the best.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Hey, you know bringing up Thursday night when you said that.
When you're in high school, Thursday night is not really
an option for some people. Sure, every once in a while,
but then.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
When you get to com people.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
And Thursday night becomes a whole new thing to kick
off the week. I remember being like, this is great.
We don't even have to wait till Friday. It's not
just Friday Saturday. It's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, a little bit
of Sunday morning, then it starts being Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I'm drunk. Now. I never went to a proper college,
so I don't have that exact experience.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Yeah, at Orange Coast Community College, every day was was
a weekend.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
There were zero days.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
There are no days.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah, there's no there's no days. You literally never had
to be so all ran again, no days on I
do like that. Id Orange Coast Community College, Monday was
a Saturday, dres. You were on the swim team. You
were on the swim team.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
But we were in the pool way more than you, brother, trust.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Me, Okay, okay do We used to roll a keg
down to the pool and finish kegs by the pool
all day. It was the fucking greatest. That was the
best college experience. And also I don't remember really going
to school. Yeah, I don't remember it. I was intoxicated.
I thought it was.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
That's just like a holding pattern, right, It was just
kind of like a holding like a place to be
for a little bit while you got a little bit older.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Learned how to live with homeless people, yes, how to
how to invite homeless people to live on my futon. Yeah,
and you go, wait, maybe not the best. Multiple multiple
homeless people, literally multiple homeless people lived in my house.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
That's super accepting and giving of you. I always looked
up to you for that. That was really cool. I
did get my AA though, so there is that I
did graduate. What is that associates.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
A thing? Associates? Associates? Well, why is it called AA?

Speaker 4 (13:43):
If it's associates degree, shouldn't it be something else?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
I think it'd be a D. But I don't know.
You're the one who achieved this accomplishment. I think it's
like Associates of the Arts, like a BA.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yes, yes, that's exactly, that's exactly.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Are you sure that's eat? It is?

Speaker 5 (14:00):
Okay, we're getting it.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
From That's exactly I remembered. I remembered. I remembered, Bro,
you don't know, you don't know what.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
It's almost cooler than being what is associate? It sounds
more sophisticated than just being like a bachelor of the arts.
It's like, oh, you're a bachelor, So what did you blake?

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I know you went to I did that. Yes. I
was talking with Isaac the other day and being and said,
how weird it is that you got your degree in
theater because you've you've never been in plays. I've never
seen you. It's not like you then went and decided
to be in a play. You did high school plays?

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Well, sure that I was in high school plays.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I did a few. Sure.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Look, I did a few things at o CC. I
did like the Christmas Show. Okay, I did Project Night.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
What what show was it? What was the Christmas Show? Like?

Speaker 2 (14:52):
What show was? It was an original?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
It was original written by David SCAGLIONI shout out to
my boy all.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Right, oh Shags bags Yeah, skag Man.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yeah he rocks. I think he's still at occ good dude,
good guy.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, cool beer. He's still going there twenty years later. No,
he was a teacher, bro.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, oh okay, but yeah, probably most people go there for.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah, you never stop learning.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
What's like the elevator pitch of this Christmas special?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
It was like kind of like a throwback Melo drama.
So it was like, you know, it was like I
was like wingnut Charlie and I was with my buddy
Mike Cavender.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Put another log on the fire. I'll be downstairs. It
was silly. It was for kids.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
You invited the elementary school over and they watched it.
It was really fun.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
You a mellow drama, Yeah, an elementary school watched a
mellow drama.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, like a silly mellow drama, like really heightened. Do
I not know what Melo drama means I don't. I
don't think you do.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I don't think it's called a mellow drama. Are we
mispronouncing it? I believe. I mean, well you're the one,
you know when challenge me, I.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Backed down and I fold to the Okay, but I'm fretty.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
I'm just asking. I thought a melodrama was like a weepy,
sad like story. Yeah, and you guys did that for
elementary school kids.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, but it was like silly. It was like a
Christmas one. It was like really heightened, you know, it
was really so.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
It was like a spoof of a melodrama.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Yeah, where it's like I don't think we're gonna have
any presents this year, and then it'd be like you'd
stick your tongue out.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
I guess it is a melodrama, okay. Exaggerated, sensationalized, or
over emotional. Yeah, yeah, melodramatics.

Speaker 4 (16:31):
It was like, oh no, here comes wing nut Charlie,
and I'm like, so it was tongue in cheek, got fun.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, okay. Yeah. I was in a play in at
OCC two. I was in The Giant Rats of Sherlock
Holmes and The Giant Rat of Sumatra, which I guess
is a real play, and I just remember, wow, dude,
sounds real. Yeah, I remember this smoking hot babe see

(17:01):
and it was so cold in the theater, and I'm ashamed.
I'm ashamed to admit this. Her nipples were so hard, dude,
they were so hot.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Sorry, sweet, Wait a second, hang on. She came to
see you a long stage. You were talking during your performance.
You were like, hubo, okay, this is a new story.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I think I missed a queue line. I remember Alex Gulsen,
our director, was a little pissed at me. Oh big,
Alex love him, man, great dude. He was a little pissed.
He was like, what, why get your head in the game,
and I'm like.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Dude, second row, third seat.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
He kind of hated you though. Yeah, it was a
love hate between me and Alex. He was a little
pivved that I missed the line. But it was well
worth it, dude, because this girl's nipples. It was unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
It was unbelievable. And I went on a date with
her somebody, And did I do anything with her? No,
I didn't because she came over to my apartment and
I lived in the living room on a couch and
so we're laying on the living room. Those nipples went
such a just perverted dude. Then do you remember how

(18:15):
many cockroaches lived in that apartment with us? I mean,
and I'm not exaggerating when I say I don't.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
I didn't recall. See, I didn't clock roaches. Was that
really a thing that's discussed?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Oh? Yeah, well not not at the other the second apartment,
the first when you were across from off Merrimac what
was that? Yes, what was that called Merrimac Woods? Yeah? Yeah,
And it was stilthy and disgusting and covered in roaches
and I had blow queued up and it was fucking
it was. It was on fire. D the move, the movie,

(18:48):
the movie. He didn't he couldn't afford cocaine.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
You came home and there were roaches doing line.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I could definitely could not have afforded. I could not
afford any any drug really, even weed was really buried me.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Hard to come back that. You were like, you want
to hit the resin and you're good, and then had
a cracker. I know how you guys did it?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah? What a roll of resin? BA No, Austin refused
to not come in the living room. I kept taking
it because he I had a roommate, he had the bedroom.
I slept on the couch. He had a long term
girlfriend who is never there, who's now married to I
was a single man trying to score chicks, and I

(19:29):
have to take them back to a couch, to a
grimy couch. One Sherlock Holmes show out a time baby.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Was this a one This was a one bedroom?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
This is a one bedroom?

Speaker 5 (19:39):
Did I miss you just saying that?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, yeah, it's a one bedroom? And so he kept
coming out and.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
You guys wouldn't share the room. You guys couldn't share
the room style and like like have bunks.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Well we ended up sharing a room later when we
lived in a two bedroom with five dudes. But yeah, yeah,
but this time I just I just slept on the couch.
And then as a trade off, I got the garage.
Austin didn't get the garage. Parking was horrific and he
got towed multi times. He got multiple tickets with any
of that. Did you ever go so? I didn't. I

(20:10):
didn't get laid in there or any any amount.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
I guess that's kind of tough to like the move.
I guess would be to like pull into the garage
and then just spit some poetry about how much like
I can't even wait to get inside, like can we
just do it here?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
And then she's like, well, let's go into your gross apartment.
She feels taken with you.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
No no, and you go no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
No, it's please it smells like gas.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
Please, please don't go in there.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Please don't go in there. I don't know. Okay, isn't
that clean either? Can we watch a movie? Yeah? I
have two options, The Beach and Blow On. Those are
the only two movies I have.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Let's sit on my trunk and watch people walk by
the open.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Garage door, and maybe maybe the second Lord of the Rings.
The two you got the two Towers?

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Ready to go?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Okay, I've never seen the first one? Will I be
Will I be lost? If I just start on the
second one? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, so yeah you will. So let's do Let's do
blow the movie.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
I feel like they do a previously on.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Yeah, don't they started that movie with the previously on
the lost previously on Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
You know, it's been a hot minute since I watched
the Lord of the Rings trilogy. That ship was a show.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
They're good. I just watched the two. I watched the
first two. I gotta watch the third one with my kids.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Well, because you're probably where they're filming, you just watched
the first two.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
No, no, no, no, I'm rewatching with the children.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
They're awesome.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
They're epic and like still good. Peter Jackson like puts
his stank on it in a way like you don't
realize when.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
You're watching it.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
Back that day that pj and I go, I go, boys,
you smell that that's Peter Jackson.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
That's that's Peter Jackson sank.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
And then I was like, actually that one, that one was.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Me, Okay, hey dad Joe, it's fun.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
That's that's a fun age that you actually get to
show them cool, cool movies. I rewatch it just myself,
not with children during the pandemic, I believe, okay. And
I remember the first movie. I was like, are these
graphics going to be horrific right at the beginning, because
it's it's telling like the story of the ghosts, like yes,

(22:24):
the ring and the rings being forged. Yeah, and I
remember the graphics were a little suspects, yeah, a lot
of shadow play, but then it just got better and
better and better.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
When they fight the giant like bull looking do with
the horns that go down the ball rock I was like,
and he says like, fly you fools. I think is
that moment? Yeah, oh man, I don't I was like,
I don't know if we've beat this.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Look at Blake. Oh, he's getting he's getting rock hard,
he's getting his man. I love this fantasy ship brother
Associates of the arts hard on.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
So you know how like in movies, now there's just
these humorislid, giant, unbeatable entities. Now, these giant like galactic
sized creatures. I don't know if we've beat that one.
That one just looked fucking cool. He had that like
Cat of nine tails.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
It was made like fire. He looked unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
When he opened his mouth, like the heat radiated out,
like oh yeah, I don't know, man, I think we're
all trying to do that.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I remember the first time they showed, uh, the orcs.
The first time they showed like the big glass orcs.
That was practical effects too. That was makeup, man, that
that was pretty terrifying.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
That was just all Kiwi locals too, by the way.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Science Yeah, they were going off.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
Everyone was like like the unemployment line. They were like,
you want to be in this movie and put on
this stuff, and it became like the thing that employed
everyone for like whatever two and a half years, however
long they took those movies.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
That's so sick that you gotta all come together, like
on the anniversary and just orc out and have a
fucking Orc party.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Yeah. I wonder if how many Orc babies we got
from that.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Damn, that's a great question.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
We may on the set and now we go. I
don't know. And what's cool is that movie is now
what twenty two years old, so.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Just getting up there. Yeah I was working at Brandon.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah, maybe so those Orc babies could kick our ass,
you know what I mean? For sure? Yeah, there's no doubt,
Like if your parents were Orcs in the movies. They're giant.
They're giant, beefy people. And now you're twenty three, just
all yoked out. You probably go surfing every day, eating nothing,
but whatever the fuck they eat down there. Then dr
said earlier that I immediately forgot.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Bad cheeseburgers, hot hot kiwis they kiwis, Yeah, kiwis kiwis
and bad cheeseburgers, Kiwi on a burger.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
H I'll try it. Yeah, they're probably just jacked as fuck,
Isn't There also a bird called the kiwi?

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Do they eat those?

Speaker 2 (24:45):
That's right?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
There is right, there's a kiwi bird and a kiwi fruit.
That's kind of confusing. I actually never thought of that, right.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Like you're like, hey, well you slice up a kiwi
and then someone comes in with blood all over and
they're like, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Like what, uh not exactly what I'm.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Come on, man, I'm so fucking humped.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
But the way the music from Lord of the Rings
his next level, I'm just gonna leave that there.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Okay, why did you say Alex Goulson hates me?

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (25:22):
I think I actually got you confused with Thomas Kellogg
because he really hated Thomas Kellogg, the genie from Workaholics. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh yeah, no, he hated Thomas Kelly ye our teacher,
Alex Coulson. I did not remember him hated me, so
yeah that it did throw me a little bit. Sorry,
Oh shit, did he have some intel that I didn't? Right?

Speaker 4 (25:41):
That's my bad because I remember clocking in my brain
during Orange Coast Community College during improv class. I'm like,
Adam Devine is very funny and Thomas Kellogg is very funny.
And Alex hated one of them. And I thought it
was you in the in the moment, but no, no, no,
he saw he saw great things for you. He's like,
you will be on Saturday in that life. He wasn't
right there, but he was right that you would succeed.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
He was not right about that. No, they have not
called me. They refused to return the phone call.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yes, but yes, he hates Thomas kellop.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Even the faxes go unready.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Yeah, unread. Nothing's going through over there s to l
what's up with that? Your writers must listen to the podcast,
but we don't get the call to be on the show.
Every once in a while.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
You know what's funny? This past week they had a
funny sketch on where it was like these guys calling
their dads to talk to him okay, And I was like,
I was laughing, And I explained it to Emma because
I was watching it without her, and I was like, oh, yes,
and that was pretty funny. It was like these guys
calling their dads and the dad's like not being able
to talk about their feelings, and she was like, didn't
you guys do that on the podcast?

Speaker 2 (26:47):
Oh yeah, And I go, yeah, we did. Also, by
the way, Emma listens to the podcast, that's incredible. Oh
yeah that was like that was like episode.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Nine or yeah, yeah, that.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Was a long one, a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
I don't I don't know where she was on this planet.
But she pointed that out, and I go, oh, yeah,
what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Huh huh.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
I'm not going to say that's like not kind of
like a universal joke that we can all pull out
of thin air.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
But now that one, that one feels like it's pretty universal.
When it was Ratituey having sex, that was so specific
and it was like literally the next week, so that one.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
But then I guess someone also had done a sketch
like that at some point.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Really, oh did they? So maybe we're the thieves? Who knows?

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah, maybe it's us. I could see that.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Saw The substance speaking of uh, showing kids movies.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Oh no, spoilers, I want to see that is there's
a lot of movies I want to see right now,
and the substances way up to that.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
It's it's the funniest movie I've seen this here what
I laughed harder in that movie? Then I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Okay, I haven't heard that it was a comedy.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
But that's dude, if you're not laughing by the end
of the if you're not laughing out loud, Okay, by
the way, no one else in the theaters laugh and
I'm like, I'm like, I'm audibly laughing.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
So you're it's like you when you saw American Psycho
and you're like.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Ha ha ha. But that's also it's very funny. Yeah,
this this seems like for sure. I mean, durs is
a little bit of a psychopath. Sorry, so sociopath. Sorry,
didn't mean to offend you, sociopath. Somebody help me.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Don't offend psychost I don't want to offend psychos.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
You are I have a little bit of a sociopathic tendencies.
So maybe this is this is it, because this does
not seem funny. No, no, no, no, I'm looking at it
right now.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
Well, I'll say I'll say a few things. It is
for sure the most shocking movie I've ever seen in
a theater.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Really, Oh, okay.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
You've never seen you never saw any like Large Bound
Treer in the theaters. That was all home theater stuff,
or I saw.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
A couple of Lars von Truer movies.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
But this is, this is just beyond this.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
This is I'm not gonna say no spoilers, but like, okay,
large true movies are like shocking in some ways. This
is shocking in all sorts of other ways.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
And don't even know who that is. I'm getting excited.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Well, I have an associates of the arts, so I know, yeah,
you do, like.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
And it's just kind of like an assault of the senses.
But like, and by the way, I was saying that, like,
if my mom saw this movie, she would think, like
society is over. She'd be like, well, that's it. We
had a good run. This clearly indicates the end, right,
But man, it gets so over the top and funny

(29:41):
by the end that if it has to be funny, yeah, okay, yeah,
Like you can't be like, oh my god, you could
be actually, I mean, I think that's what everyone in
the theater was. But dude, howling like.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Out loud, so and you're watching this alone because you're
just in Australians.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
You're bored out of my mind all by yourself.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Maybe the lone American and you're just howling laughing at
this movie.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
You've seen Cape Fear. I'm smoking a cigar and I'm
just laughing maniacally.

Speaker 4 (30:13):
Like Okay, So, like, for instance, we all here's a
reference like Human Centipede. That's a pretty disturbing movie, but
some could find it actually pretty hilarious too, Like it
is like a torture in a lot of ways, but
you're like pooping into people's mouths. It's a ridiculous premise. Yeah,
so you're you can laugh at something like that, but
some people might look at you sideways in the theater.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
But I think this was made with a little bit
more of a comedic lens to it than Human Centipede.
Human Centipede kind of threads that doesn't thread. I don't
think it intentionally thread that needle of like shocking and
taking itself seriously, but also like kind of so bad
it's funny thing.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Yeah, Like I remember the Doctor being a pretty not
good performance, right.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Right, yes, and so like they kind of go, yeah, no,
we know, we know it was a joke, right, but
like somebody wrote a serious screenplay about maybe the worst
thing possible, which is having three people sewn together.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Ask to mouth. So that's what the movie. I kind
of knew Human Centipede.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
You never saw Human Centipede.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
No, dude, I don't watch it like that. Oh no,
no you got to. No, I don't have to. No,
you actually don't have to.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
All we have to do is tell you that what
it is is the Doctor shows like three people together
and then basically feeds them, and then they.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Feeds the first person and then the first person ships
into the second person's mouth. They eat that, and then
he's like, he's like, it's gotta go to the next person.
It has to go to So it's like shots of
them going. It's a lot of acting.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
So then it's just like a lot of it. It's
just waiting days and days because I don't know. I mean,
I have no problem shitting. I could shit anywhere, whenever, wherever.
But I feel like a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
You're a prime candidate for the doctor either you have diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Or I feel like a lot of people are scared
to poop in public, Like I'm sure Blake is scared
of poop in public. And so here's the deal.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
In the movie, the guys like I'm so sorry, I'm
so sorry. Like I have to I have to shit,
and she's.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Like, like, the dude, this before I feel so Blake,
would you if so, Let's say, if we were to get.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Sewn together and I'm the first, I'm the first one,
and you have your mouth on my ass whole zero
hesitation for Adam? What what are your mouth's on my ass? Yes?
I'm getting I mean you're bussy? What else is? Now?
Would you be able to ship into Dursey's mouth? Because
I don't think you could. I think you would your

(32:53):
body would you would just die, seize up?

Speaker 5 (32:55):
You think out of politeness he would die.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
I don't think it's even politeness. I think Blake wouldn't
be able to ship in that pom. You get diarrhea too,
out of.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Like just stage fright, right.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I feel like a lot of people wouldn't. But I
feel like at a point, doesn't the human body hit
a place where you can no longer stop it. It's
called an impacted bowel, and I believe you would have.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
That, And Adam just had that right there in the chamber.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yeah, acted bow And I know you don't have your AA,
so I'm wondering how you got that information.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
And maybe we'll uncover. That's the word of the day.
Impacted Bowel Gray said the day.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
Yeah, but this movie's done on a whole other level
of like artistic merit or whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
It's getting a it's getting a lot of good buzz people.
And Demimore goes for love that I love that she's bad.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
So what is the basic premise? I feel we've we've
we talked a little bit about it, but give us
the basic I don't want to really know, though, I
don't want to fully know.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
You know what, I won't tell you because I didn't
know anything about it.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
We talked about it for ten minutes, so I know,
but I like the audience my want to know. Here's
what I think it's about.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
It's like a kind of like an aging actress and
she's doing anything to kind of maybe stay young. So
like a death becomes her sort of like.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
That is true, that's actually, that is actually the comp
I thought of At the very end. I was like, oh,
this is death become becomes her meets black Swan.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Okay, looking sold in the Academy Award winning film.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Meets back to Peter, Back to Peter Jackson meets dead
Alive if anyone's ever seen.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Which was on the box.

Speaker 5 (34:34):
On the box it says the goorious movie ever made
back in the day.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Kind of was right, that's the one where he like
the lawnmowers, like the whole family at the table, Dead Alive.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Then like big giant tittied zombie whatever dragon Light.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, that's a great flick if you're like a fan
of evil, did too?

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Dead Alive is right there?

Speaker 5 (34:56):
What's he saying? Kick ass for the Lord?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah, movies is dead Dead Alive.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Yeah, it's got two different names. It's a Peter Jackson movie.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Before I gotta watch some movies.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
You might not watch horror movies though at them.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Yeah, I don't watch a lot.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Yeah, but these ones are like action horror. They're very cool.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
They're like nerdy Gore movies.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
I just went and did a crazy thing. That thing
in DC, the American Valor, a salute to our heroes.
It was wild, dude. First of all, I did not
know what I was getting myself into it. I thought
I wasn't hosting, and then turns out I was hosting,

(35:38):
and I got like eighty pages of host copy like
the week before. Gotcha, bitch. It ended up going pretty
pretty good. Of course. The only part that we biffed
was when I'm talking to the Holocaust survivors. That's the
only part that we fucked up. Don't old Okay, that
could go a lot away. They said they at the

(36:00):
people out in the wrong line. You watch a survivor
on CBS. That's very that's very tough. It's about the same, right. Uh.
How So I was supposed to ask this one guy
a question, and so I'm saying his name, and I'm
looking at Holocaust. I'm looking right at him. So I'm
saying this guy's name, I'm looking right at him, and

(36:22):
I asked this, like what was it? Like? What do
you want the American public to know about your time
spent in the camps? And and then this other guy
starts talking and that wasn't the guy that I asked
the question to, but they had lined them up in
the wrong line, so it's just me. And then and
then he goes the other guy's like wait, that's me,

(36:45):
and I'm like who And he's like there like my
name and I'm like ohh. And then they're like, yeah,
we don't have a mic on the other guy. The
producers are screaming at me, and I'm like, well, you
lined him up wrong, and now I feel like an asshole.
And then so I asked the guy, the first guy,
the question, and then he starts talking. But I think
then he got nervous because he was thrown off, and
like you couldn't understand him because these these people are

(37:08):
all over one hundred years old, so then you couldn't
really understand him. And then I just looked at the
crowd and go, thank you very much, and and that
was it. Dude, it was miserable. I felt so bad
I dropped the ball. I'm sure they're going to edit
it and it's gonna look great, so it's gonna be fine.
I meant it. Are these guys in wheelchairs? They were

(37:33):
that they had people holding them, so because I was.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Like, because the move, the move if someone ever like
wheeled out to you on stage is you take a
knee right next to them and you put like your
hand on top of their hand right there, and you
get down on their level. You know what I'm saying,
hate they're.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Hosting next year. I'm going to throw your name in
the hat. You're hosting next year.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
I mean, if those dudes are around, but it was.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
It was really cool. It was a really really cool
event besides the one flub. Yeah. Yeah, I met Rudy
and I mean he was badass dude, actually shorter than me.
I I kind of thought, I kind of thoude that
we were going to be the same size or maybe
a little bit bigger. But oh it also maybe go

(38:24):
did I have a shot? Did I not try hard
enough to play it?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Notre dame?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
You mean, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
You didn't graduate occ so you know, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Well. I mean, that's that's not about football, dude, that's
not about athletic abilities. I met Marcus Latrell. Marcus Latrell
Mark was one of the Navy seals. He was the
lone survivor that Mark Wahlberg played in the movie uh
loan Survivor right. Oh, and I met Taylor Kitsch who
was there, sure, who played Michael Murphy who passed. I

(38:58):
met Michael Murphy's dad, and I met all these amazing
Navy seal guys.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
And Michael Murphy. For those who are listening who don't
know who that is, who's Michael Murphy?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
He was the Taylor Kitch's character Inland survivor loan sir. Okay,
got it, Yeah, got it.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
I guess I didn't know Taylor Ketch was a lown survivor.
Oh yeah, yes, I thought it was just about one
one guy.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
No, no, no, it starts off it's a group of
them and then they get ambushed.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
I remember seeing.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Oh yeah, it was. It was a great movie. It's uh,
I believe the story is and I don't want to
fuck this up.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
It's like ten guys are rolled up, one hundred and
fifty dudes, right.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
No way, No, they rolled up there just on like
a scouting mission, and then like some goat herders are
there and they like are like what do we do? Like,
these guys could rat us out to the Taliban, and
they voted and they're like, we're not going to kill
these guys, right, because essentially they were either gonna have
to kill them or let them go down the hill
or whatever, because if they were to just tie them up,

(39:55):
someone would come looking for them, and so they just
are like, let's just let them go. They go down,
these motherfucking goat herders. Yeah, they ratted them out to
the Taliband members. So the TALIBANDU it comes after them
and then it's a crazy shootout. And when I say that,
I've never met anyone like Marcus Latrell. The guy was

(40:16):
six ' six yeah, stone cold eyes, the strongest. I
went down. I shook all of their hands. They're all
like ripping my shoulder out of my socket. And I
don't think they're I mean, they're not just doing it
to do it. I mean that's just their handshake. You know,
you meet someone and you're like, all right, buddy, you're
trying to like big dick me. These guys obviously they're

(40:38):
their dicks are bigger than me.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
You know, whoa whoa are you trying to big dick me?

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Right now? There? Are you trying to big dick me? Well,
you know when you meet someone and then they're squeezing
the shit out of your hand and you're like yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're like, okay, chill buddy. These guys their hands were
so fucking meaty, dude. Yeah, I just asked to meet
the manager at Chipotle. You don't have to try to
crush my handle, right.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Right, Yeah, that's the scenario.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Wait, why are you asking for the manager? Because it
was a really good day to compliment? Absolutely, Yeah, I
like them for you. But it was it was really
cool seeing these guys. I'm like, you know how I mean,
I was kind of thought like, maybe if I was
going to be in the military, I could probably be
a Navy seal, you know, like, if I'm going to

(41:21):
go for it, yeah, I would like mental yes, some fortitude, yes,
or at least I think I do, you know what
I mean, at least I I and I also have
delusional confidence, okay.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Right, I think that all these guys have a little
bit of that.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, And I think you have to in order to
be able to do those sort of things. So I
think maybe I could do it. And then upon meeting
these guys, I was like, Nope, can't, right, I can't
because they're all six or four, they're all absolutely jacked.
They I mean, they're like dresses like cowboys or like,
I mean, they're all the coolest motherfuckers you've ever seen

(41:58):
in your life. I'm like, unreal movie character.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
They're dressed like cowboys. In other words, they're the coolest
motherfuckers you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, got it, you know what I mean? Like it
does it didn't seem fake. It seemed like they they
were walking the walk.

Speaker 5 (42:10):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Think that's what it I think that's what it is.
Is you're actually in a room with a bunch of
like people who aren't fake. They are like real heroes
who really put their fucking lives on the line. It's crazy,
it's yes, it's very commendable.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Do you guys ever watch those shows where they put
people through like the Ringer, like the training Ringer of
like what it takes to be Yeah, like these guys
and it's like, I don't know, a couple of weeks
of like intense shit, and like they start with like
one hundred people and after day one it's down to
like twenty two.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Right just after like the first thing they drop out, Yeah,
bucket And.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
It's like physical obviously, and then the mental stuff is
the craziest shit. Yeah, they're like, so we're gonna put
you in a box for twelve hours with just babies
crying blasting on speakers.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
What wait, sorry, what is this? Oh? This is for
Navy Seals training.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
Yeah, it's like a reality show where they put there's
all sorts of different reality shows where like they put
people through Navy Seals training or like the equivalent and
the physical shit's tough, obviously, but the mental stuff is
also like crazy, and they like interview these guys and
ladies and they like get down to the nitty grit

(43:23):
of like, what's the most painful thing you've ever been through?
Because like a lot of these people have come from
some sort of background where like something devastating happened, and it's.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
It's like that's why they're able to send it so hard.

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Yeah, they're like, this isn't as bad as when my
alcoholic dad would beat me and my family in front
of me, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
They're like, this is not pain Like how every comic
needs to have something in their life that, like the
great ones had something in their life that was off
in order for them to tap into that gear, you know, Right,
Like Prior grew up in a whorehouse, right, and a whorehouse. Yeah,

(44:08):
and his mom was a prostitute. Yeah, don't do it.
You're gonna be funny. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:13):
So either either you become funny, or you become a
fucking sick killing machine that's pretty cool, cool pimp.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Like that, or a cool drug dealer or a pimp,
or actually be kind of a lot of cool things.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, rapper.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
But the mental stuff, dude, I was just kind.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Of like whoa, Like, oh, I would fail immediately.

Speaker 5 (44:30):
I don't know, like doing a bunch of chin ups
and running or whatever the fuck. Like, sure you can
train for that, but like training to just be stuck
in a box for twelve hours with your mind and
it's hot as fuck and you're like sweating and like
it's just rare.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Yeah, dude, the baby's on top of it. The box
alone is hard. I read the Robb O'Neil book, and
he's the guy that he was, the Navy seal that
the Seal Team six guy that killed Bin Laden and
got him, Gottom got him. He wrote this book, and
I mean it kind of goes into detail, like everything

(45:10):
that they have to go through in order to become
a name of a seal. It's absolutely wild, like what
they have to put themselves through.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Yeah, got them by Rob O'Neil.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Well, they have like the highest training of any military,
right Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
And I think it used to be crazier. I think
it used to be like a little fast and loose
where it'll be like, hey man, every once in a while,
we need to beat you up because like, oh, my god,
you just need to know what that feels.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Like, what pain feels like. Yeah, you got to get checked.
I don't know if they do that anymore, or like,
don't they put you through like like like torture to
kind of leap deprivation.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like sleep deprivation and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yeah, where it's like if they catch you and they
put you through a torture, you need to be able
to like keep your lips it or whatever.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
And you need to like memorize like I don't know,
two hundred word passages or some shit. I don't know
what it is, but like you need to memorize certain
things so that when you're sleep deprived and they're like, okay,
so what's that thing, and you just.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Go roses are red, virus are blue.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Fucking he's trying to big dick me from.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
The back, big dick of me. Hell yeah, it was wild.
I met all the last remaining or at least all
the people that they could get World War two members.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
That's crazy, man, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
And there's only I mean, there was only like what
thirty of them. Maybe how about those hats, the hats they.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Wear, damn dude.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
The fit.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
I love that shit so much.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Most of them were like in the some sort of
uniform or like a suit and a tie. There was
this black guy that looked so. He had a crushed velvet,
white velvet tuxedo yea, his white afro picked out. It
was so sick. The black wrap around sunglasses that are

(47:06):
for old people. So it makes sense here, Oh not
like the oak leagues, yes, like the ones that go
over your glasses. Yes, the blockers, yes, they go over
your glasses.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
And everyone else like walked or sorry, wheelchaired out and
then they sat them in a chair or had them
wheelchair in their wheelchairs or like had someone help.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
He refused help.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Bad ass. And he's I mean, he has to be
over one hundred years old. I'm like, this guy's the
fucking man. Get off. I wish I could had more time.
I wanted to just hammer down his story.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
I mean, I'm sure all those people you could talk
to for like a month straight and just be the
most interesting intriguing stories you've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Yeah, and the hats and the hats are dope. Yeah.
It made me go like I wish I knew more
about I think I'm entering that stage of life where
I'm just going to get deep into World War II.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
History the History Channel.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, oh boy, I remember when my I remember when
my dad went down this.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Shane Gillis has a funny bit about that.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
He does. Yeah, Shane has a very funny bit about
that about this, but it makes sense. I'm like, as
I was meeting all these people, I just I had
a vague recollection of their stories just from his because
I always liked history, but I never really dove deep.
Right now I'm like, oh fuck, I need now I
need to dive deep. Yeah. Man, And it was such
a fun event. I hope they asked me to host

(48:27):
it again unless Duris comes and steals my my gig.

Speaker 4 (48:30):
But I mean he knows how to do the little
wheelchair lean. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
What's crazy is that I'm not leaving there without someone's
hat fucked.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Wow, damn damn dude.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
I feel like I could do it, But then I
feel like I would just snatch a hat off somebody.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
I think you can get him out like Army striplus.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
No, that's the rushes for me, is taking it off
of one of stealing off of vet our heroes.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, I don't know why Hey, come, come, come, come upstairs.
I want to show you something. A look at these hats.
How quickly you would your arms would get broken if
you snatched a hat, Like if you were just a
part Yeah, if you were like or if you were
just on talk.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
You're from from like the old guys. I'm talking about
the old guys I know.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
But still somebody's gonna come to their defense. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
if you just snatch a hat. Dude, those there, I mean,
some of the most intimidating motherfuckers in the world were
right there. There's his first TikTok. They would track you
down and rank your arms without a doubt. I'm gonna
take this dude's hat. Hey, guys like my how dursus for?

(49:38):
He's part of prank talk.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I love yeah, man, which.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
I'm assuming is what they call prank TikTok. Right, they
have to write because there's a huge that's that's such
a thing now of like I'm just gonna do some
fucked up ship and see if I can get away
with it. Like there's one guy that just goes to
football games and wears the opposed in team and then
drunk people yell at him and then he just tries

(50:03):
to get in fights and then does posts it and like,
isn't a big guy like his kind of just gets
his ass kicked kind of a lot and posts it.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
People are fucking wild, dude, Yeah, crazy, just like dressing
up like a clown and like just see the one guy,
the one kid, the uh some Asian kid.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
He was like it was on TikTok and he goes, well,
I watch it on reels when it finally makes it
to Instagram, like the two months later. Yeah, yeah, but
some Asian kid. He's like, this McDonald's fucked up my order,
so I'm gonna drive my car into the McDonald's and
then drives full steam ahead into the McDonald's like throws

(50:43):
his car through into the side of it. That's funny.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
That's funny, dude.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
How do you come up with something like that? Then
they are after him, he like escapes, They're like, is
a worn out for his arrest? Then he's like, oh ship,
there's a worn out for my rest. This is so hilarious.
I'm on the run. And then it's him like on
the run from police. Here's the thing. It's almost worth it. Maybe, Yeah,

(51:13):
I love this, dude. It is. There's all sorts, dude,
there's all sorts of like.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Things you wouldn't think would be good or like yeah,
looked at in a certain light, but all of a
sudden you got all these eyeballs. Yeah, you're hoktua, like like,
do you really want to be talk way Hawk was
in it?

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Sick? Come on No, But I'm just saying, like.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Going on the internet and being like, hey, how do
you how do you blow a guy? And being like,
I like to spin on it.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Yeah, that is what it was. Huh.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
That wouldn't be necessarily like a thing that you're like,
you know what, let's promote that person, but you do
it and then from that you get put on and
so like driving a car into a McDonald's, I don't
recommend that, But at the same time, I'm like, but
now you've got all these eyeballs and then it's like
what do you do with that? And so I can't
blame any of these kids who are like what can.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
I think we found?

Speaker 4 (52:01):
The flaw in the society is you we can't uplift
that kind of behavior. But it's hard to stop because
it's so crazy, dude.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
It's hard to stop watching.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
It's the famous quote, it's like watching a train wreck,
like you want to watch and then now you're watching
the entire Kardashian Empires built off of this, you know
what I mean, Like it was something, well.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
That's art, that was an art artist, that's an art piece.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
That's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Sure, hey, but I'm just saying it's like you just
need to get the eyeballs. However you get them and
some other and some other balls.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Okay, okay, yeah, well I mean that's true, and then
it's what you do with it. It's wild. That's j yeah,
rak On raakon, Yeah, I think you know. I mean,
it's also you could have he could have killed himself,
he could have killed other people. That's the one. Like

(52:54):
if you go to a sports game like a football
game or whatever, and you're you're rocking a Georgia gear
and you go to Alabama and you're like, fuck Alabama,
and then you get your ass kicked, that's just on
you because you're just going to get your ass science,
I know.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
But if you punch somebody, they fall the wrong way,
they're paralyzed, or they die, like it's still it's still stupid,
or you get paralyzed now, But dude, now then, now
you're getting the clips.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Now you get it.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Now you have a journey you're gonna like if you
guys keep watching, I'll start walking, you know. Then you
get your set brought to you by fucking I don't
know what Nike.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
You just set. These shoes are pretty cool. Can't run
in them. But I mean, has anyone done a comedy
set in the world of influencers yet, like a real
like I know, I've seen a few that were like
a show.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Yes, what was it called? There was like a horror
one about a dude. It's the guy from Strangers.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I don't want a horror I don't want to I
want to straight up comedy that's about influence Ingrid goes West. Yeah,
but that was more of a thriller, didn't they do,
like like a house?

Speaker 4 (54:05):
They do a house like, but I guess that's put
on by the influencers. What's that one house?

Speaker 5 (54:10):
But the thing is you're I don't know. I'm like,
I feel like one of my favorite movies, favorite comedies
last However, many years pop Star made fun of like
Justin Bieber type guys and the generation that likes Bieber
didn't like the movie.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
They're like, don't fucking clown? Aren't right? Fun of him? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:28):
And so I'm like, can you clown these people that
essentially everybody likes.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
Well, I mean yeah, but I mean the way that
people that like NASCAR still like Talladega Knights. You know
what I mean? Right, Like Gott'll think if you do
it correctly, I don't think it's you're not like talking
down to but.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Can you outdo? Can you out social media? The social media? Yeah,
I would have to hear that, Like they're in Talladega Knights,
they're out doing how ridiculous na Car? People are like
it's a cartoon character? Basically, can you out I don't know,
I know what you're saying. I would love to see
this movie, but it would just be so obvious where

(55:11):
you're like, yeah, SNL kind of doesn't.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Yeah, it almost has to become it has to become
a horror in a way because the only way my
mind goes is like it it gets bad, gets really dark,
like what's the happy version of it?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Well, but it doesn't have to, Okay, User Associates of
the Arts Degree, Okay, it can be funny. The entire time,
even if a guy is paralyzed and he's like, if
I get enough clicks, I'm gonna walk, you know. Yeh
like it just it can be silly. It doesn't need
to be. I mean, that is sad, but it's it's

(55:47):
all it's all tone baby.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, and also like yeah, I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know it.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
It's a weird. It's weird that it hasn't happened yet.
Also comedy on in movies and.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Live support.

Speaker 5 (56:03):
But yeah, how is there not a TV show that
follows a person and then shows the behind the scenes.
I don't know, because it already exists. You're already following, I.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Think because they already put it on their YouTube and
they're like, well, why would I waste all this hot
content for a TV show scripted? No?

Speaker 5 (56:21):
But I mean sorry, no, I mean a show about it,
like a scripted show about it.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Oh, sure, just watch the real thing. Maybe it's better.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
I think, guys, I think we really.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
Tapped into something here today.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
I mean, listen to us. That's a first wow.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Wow, dude.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
It was like someone's trying to big dig me from
the any take back I just added to the back
I would like to say thank you to American Valor
for having me out there to host that thing. I
was in way over my head, but it went pretty great.
And besides that, you know, there was a couple flow
you're the loan survivor, but it was it was pretty

(57:03):
it was pretty damn awesome. I said right away, I'm like,
I'm going to mess up. I had like a day
to prepare. They're like, I don't want to hear any
fucking excuses. There's a teleprompter so far away. You're going
to see how I can't read fire. No, the crowd
was actually fantastic. They were like, whoa the whole time.
It was like a three and a half hour long show.

(57:23):
And who was the crowd. Was the crowd like docked
soldiers or whatever. Yes, a lot of military, a lot
of veterans, servicemen and women predominantly that and their families
and friends. We'll do it a lot.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
It's awesome, dude. I respect you for doing that. When
I heard you were going to do that, Yeah, it
was really cool.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Shout out American Valor.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Yeah, let's see. I'm trying to think if I have
any take backs. I feel like I was on pretty
good behavior today.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
You always are, dude, you never seen. We're kind of
waiting for you to step up on the podcast and
maybe say something a little outside of your comfort zone,
a little show your butthole or something. Put yourself out
there just a little bit. Yeah, do you have a
hot Why don't you give us a hot take? Give
us a hot take, just one hot take.

Speaker 5 (58:10):
Some that will step on some toes, some of the
comments section can get after.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
I don't really know what would rock the boat, what
would be a it would be a hot take.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
That's not That's not for us to answer, Blake, It's
for you to decide. Yes. I mean, I don't ask us.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
I don't really have one. Guys, just just go about
my day.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Oh wow, dude, And that's the best of it.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
I'm out here telling an entire continent they have bad food.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Yeah, dude, and you can't one thing.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
And that's what you want from your comedians is just
having no takes, no hot takes, no cold takes, just
sort of right down the middle, never really having opinions
on things that I think of that. Uh, yeah, you know,
I don't really like how about this.

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Word? Since we're talking about the military.

Speaker 2 (59:03):
What the hell? Wait?

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Wait? What?

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Okay, go ahead, Okay.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
We were talking about the military. Yes, we were.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
So do we know the different branches? What do you
think is the without the coastguard? Because that's the easy answer.
What is the weakest sorriest branch of the military?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Is a hot take? What you got? Yeah? Why to wait?

Speaker 5 (59:25):
Maybe Air Force, Marines or army.

Speaker 4 (59:29):
That's a tough one. I'm thinking maybe, I guess.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
I guess it's got to be the army.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Yeah, okay, the army that it has the it's the
easiest one to get into, is it.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
I don't know. I don't know enough about the the Wow.
Did you guys hear that army easiest? Want to get
into it?

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Burn up in the comments.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Like I don't like this hot take? Sections, I don't
like it one bit. Set up. I try to ride
a neutral line.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
The fucking range.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
The Switzerland of comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
Now I'm gonna get my freaking head shaved at a
bar by some army brat.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Connor brats. Now, that's actually not a bad idea brow.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Making for their children.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Shut up? You know what. I actually ran into quite
a few. I might trip to d c people that
were shouting out this is important, okay. And just down
in Orange County the other day, I was stopped on
the street pushing bow someone said how much they love it.

(01:00:40):
And I just want to say thank you to our
followers and listeners for supporting us all the way from
Workaholics through Game Over Man to this. And I promise
we're going to come out with other stuff that we try,
that we're going to try, unlike this podcast, where obviously
we're not trying too hard. You don't want it to try.
We don't be too hard that it's important.

Speaker 5 (01:01:02):
I mean, I brought a fucking light to UH, Australia.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
You did that is commendable.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Shout out to you and UH. I want to thank
you guys for being along for the ride for us. Yes, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
And if I could just do a quick take back
about what I said about the army, I think honestly,
I can't choose like and I shouldn't it is the Marine,
and I shouldn't have and and and and all of
our forces are equally important and awesome. So that's my
take back to the day.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Yeah, except for COT And by the way, shout out
to the people who listened to this important is important?

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Who never watched? And that's incredible because we know you're
out there. I said that last week I had a
meaning and uh, he said it went on a date
and the girl had never watched. Moorgaolics came to multiple
live shows. She loves the podcast so much, unbelievable, thanks
for her collaborating.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
A lot of love, a lot of love, everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
And Blake, if you could just play some cool soldier music?
Oh to get a yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Don't know if that means soldier it can we do?
Soldier boy? No? You want more? I don't know you
want We're just like.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
The score from the movie Soldier.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Oh Ships Kurt Russell correct.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Out of Kurt Russell, Moby, Well.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
I've got a really good one. But first, that was
another episode. This is what Adam came out to on
stage war on World War two Soldiers, Where's my Buffalo? Soldiers,