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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeart Radio,
the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically
crucially important today on This Is Important.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Before like porno categories, did people say Latina.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's just a little cuddle puddle and you can just
dive in with a hard dick.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I'm not a pee guy. I'm not looking up pee
video and here we go.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
You know, I played that song for my son the
other day. Fucking loved it really okay, just the hits
for moving. He was doing that like a little kid
dance where you just sort of hump shit hump ship.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
That song came on.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
I was doing like not press photos, but like photos
for Monarch the other.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Day, Like what is the full name of Monarch Monarch Legend.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's a Monarch Legacy of.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Monsters Legacy, Yes, legacy.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
And we're doing photos for like billboards and like thumbnails
and all that kind of stuff and that, and the
guy is like, okay, so like I want to see
you know, Bill Randa's journey in your eyes this season.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
And then it's like and I'm like ko nay.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
And if you're watching YouTube, you got that one. You
knew what just happened and maybe you didn't, but it's
it's just such a good vibe.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
It's a good vibe. It's and I like that we've
claimed it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And do you guys know the chevy Chase video?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah, oh yeah, okay, good good music.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The music video is all time is chevy Chase singing
this song? When I was a kid, I thought it
was a chevy Chase song.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
He was Paul Simon exactly. I didn't know. I didn't
know as a Paul Simon song.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I just saw the video you know that song him out, yeah,
like very very young, and I was just like, oh,
chevy Chase from the movies down, very talented singer, songwriter.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
This guy does it all.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But you know that he is a talented musician. And
he was in Steely Dan.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I think fake news. Chevy Chase was in Steely Dan.
I've never heard that before.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Todd or Isaac, You're about to jump in here so hard,
I've never heard that. I'm pretty sure chevy Chase was
in Steely Dan and then he left.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
He was the drummer before they formed Steely Dan.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Then he went to Lemming.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
So chevy Chase was just up in the midst.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Dude, he was a player.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And that's why I think he's fallen off so hard.
Is he kind of had everything.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Well and I think he's a dickhead. Yeah, I know.
But what I'm gonna explain about his dickhead miss.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Is that I think a lot of really relate to
a dickheads, and it really has to stand up for them.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Yeah, dick head to dickhead, it's like entering the mind
of a serial killer, because this is somebody who.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I watched growing up and it was like automatically amazing
and everything, and then there was a little bit like
a fall off, and it was a social falloff that
people just weren't driving with.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
But I also understand like his humor is like.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Combative and like aggressive and like put downy, because I
think he wants people to do the same thing to
him so he can like that. I mean, even in
the New SML movie, he was going like toe to
toe with like Milton Burle until Milton pulled.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Out burrow his huge cock in front of Sidney Crawford
his daughter.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Huge. Yes, he did, that's the that's cool.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I've only watched that part of the movie, and I
watched that like that, and I do.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Want to circle back to that movie.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
But I think that everything came pretty natural to him
and it didn't to other people, and like he never
developed the same kind of life, like human understanding because
he's like.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
What this is? You can't just play the drums? Like
what are you a fucking like? What fuck? Or he
was just a fucking asshole? Who I know?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
But why why was he an asshole? People aren't just
born assholes? Why was he an asshole?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Probably his father. Probably his father was a dick. I mean,
maybe his dad was an asshole.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And yeah, that's what I'm gonna go with. Yeah, that's
usually the case.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Like someone's dad is a total asshole and they're like, oh,
that's how you are is.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
But then people in his inner circle seem to really
like him.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
So what's the who who? Yeah, who's like fifty take the.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Lorde Michaels and like the Paul Simon's and like all
these people in their asshole Paul asshole.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Maybe isn't he notoriously an asshole as well? I don't know.
I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I thought Paul Simon was like the poster child for
like the fucking nice guy. Yeah, the love movement of
the sixties or whatever.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Hey, you could be fucking and still be an asshole.
That's projecting that. Yeah, that's projecting. That's overcompensation. That's not
what I'm talking about. Fucking Yes you are the love
Yes you are, bitch. Yeah, what do you mean the
love movement? I'm gonna come.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I think that's fucking I'm telling like the kindness and
like the hippie what.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Do you think it's hugging? Hippies were fucking DERs.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You're not into sex, you're not into making love.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
The only reason anyone was a hippie it wasn't because
they didn't want to watch their firm pits. It was
because I'm listen of the time they wanted too fun
and they're like, okay, that's just the way it's. It's
free love everyone. It's just a little cuddle puddle and
you can just dive in with a hard dick.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Yes right, yes, that's why they did. It's trash and
avoid the draft. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And so Paul Simon the post a child of the
horny movement of Sally.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
What we're saying, cowards who don't go to war.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
No one's hornier and that's why Garfunkle was like, I'm out.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, you're too horny, you're too horny. Yes, yeah, he's problematic.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I think so, like Garfunkel is a name he made up.
Its actually they meant fucking. I'm about to go garfy.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
He said, you know what, Fine, you fine go, I'm
gonna be right here doing this.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Way, anyway, if there's if there's any song that's made
for fucking, it's that.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
It's that. Dude. You know how hard you can fuck
to that? Yeah? It's so how hard you can fuck
to this song?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Man?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
This is something like American psyche go Patrick Bateman music.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yes, well, you know, if if you put that song
on full blast in the midst of h a fucking session, Yeah,
and she doesn't leave.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
It's a freak off your you marry her? Oh? Yes,
she's the one, she's the best. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
If she doesn't leave, if she doesn't hit it, what
does it say if she does leave?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Wait? What? Wait? I love that during sex? Or she
doesn't just go? You know what? Alright, I'm out.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I gotta pack it up, brother, because that song, I mean,
if we're being real, I'm a head out. Insane is
an insane song to fuck.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
To actually actually stop stop fucking.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Wait, Adam's like the bit, I'm not, I can't, I won't,
I won't.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Let's get real about this. This is important.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
This is because it is an insane song. I have
sex too, sorry like fuck too to fuck do stop
sucking me. I feel like if you put that song on,
I would say ninety eight percent.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Of women would go, where's my clothes?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
I'm leaving. This is insane.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I'm a head up out of here. I'm out of
here now.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
If one girl's like she's backing up into it to
the beat of that song, You're like, let's get married.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
You're you're cool man.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You just described every woman at uc beat who's like, okay,
I get the bit.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Okay, So the bit is we're fucking to this goofy song.
Hang on, is this thing on? Yeah? Welcome to Chevy Chaser.
Welcome to Chase, Chevy Chase. Is this is this thing on? Huh?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, Adam, I'm glad we unpacked that. I'm glad we
paused the bit because sometimes the bits goes a little
too far.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It's a bit much, and this a bit much. Thank
you for saying that. Yes, points here you go, point.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Real. Is there any documentary about Chevy Chase. He is
an intriguing person. I feel like I don't know much
outside of the hearstay.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Yeah, and that's the way to describe it as the hearsay.
Here's all I know. I never worked with him. You
did that was not pleasant?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I did? He was he was a dick. Yeah. I
was in one scene, did you? Was it on Community? Yes?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I yeah, because when I was on Community, I never
had a scene with him, And I was really bummed
about it because I remember you saying telling you did
an episode first, like the week prior, I think, and
then I'm in the next week's episode and you told
me what an asphoty was, and I'm like, I can't wait.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Oh, I can't wait to see it for myself.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Right, You wanted to see an onset meltdown?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, you know that's awesome to just be on set
with a true legend and see a true meltdown.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Well, he wasn't meltdown. He was just like, you know,
he's just really testy. He didn't like other people getting laughed.
It was that.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And this is where I'm going with this, is that like,
this is a guy who everyone thought was the funniest person.
Now he's on a show with people who are very
funny and he's not winning, and like the insecurity of
being like, well wait now I have to like try
harder to be funny. It's like, yes, that's the whole thing.
You don't just you just.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Aren't just rest on your laurels.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Forever exactly and shout out to anybody named Laurel. You
can't rest on those people.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yes you can have him.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
No, no, no, that wasn't even. That was not even.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
But yeah, there's other like huge stars that I mean
on Workaholics.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Ben Stiller, great guy, the best huge star.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, I would say you at the same at his peak.
He was at the same level as Chevy at his peak.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, the laurels around him are not getting rested.
Speaker 4 (10:05):
On, and he's not rested on the laurels.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And he came and he crushed on our show, and
he wasn't worried about, you know, Blake getting bigger laughs,
which which you know not gonna happen. Impossible. You crushed
that episode.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
I wouldn't worry about that either.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Was very funny. Thank you, It was very funny that episode.
Thank you, eracist racist, that was eracist. Oh I thought
erast I became.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
The eracist because I'm Eskimo and everybody's that's really intensive.
I'm like, oh, I did not mean to be that,
So I become the eracist.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Erasist Our show is the best who wrote? What? Uh?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
And I'm saying I I'm with you, Ben. Still our
hero Chevy Chase, different different, different hero every year when
that Christmas vacation comes on.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Man, yeah, unreal.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
That's one that you're just like, you're really wrecking your
brain to be like, how do you make a Christmas
movie that could even hold the Does it.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Hold the flame? Candle?
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Hold a candle, hold the candle, yeah, hold the blow tour,
hold the candle.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah, you're holding the candle. He's hold see um yeah. Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
The more the Christmases that go by, and maybe it's
because I'm a dad now, I don't know, Blake, that
movie becomes more and more my favorite Christmas movie so
on so many levels. I mean, home alone, but hey,
I know home alone. John Hughes not fucking around.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Do you guys, do you guys, because we're not quite
there yet obviously, do you guys just put at Christmas time?
Just put like five Christmas movies and just let them,
let them fly all day long. Yes, yeah, that's great,
that's a great way to live life. Yeah, I just
watched Anora at ten am.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Well, that Christmas movie cools. You're sober, you don't know
what the fuck you're talking about. Not for long, not tomorrow?
Uh jingle all the way fucking then bad Arnold, come
own baby, Okay. I remember Chris Parnell has a little
(12:12):
part in it. That's very good.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, but that movie is not that great though. It's
not it's not at the same level of the other
movies that.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
We've just talked. I mean I personally, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Like the whole thing was like they had to get
an action figure Bowman turb Yeah, very relatable, Okay, And yeah,
I mean it was, it was. But I'm just saying.
And I liked the movie. I remember liking the movie,
but it's not at the same classic level as those
other films.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Well, I mean, sure, if you're I don't know. I personally,
I think it's a little more watchable, a little more
enjoyable then Home Alone, Jesus Christ. Home Alone is is
really good. It's really alone is unreal? All right, Then,
you bitch. Then you backtracked already. But but but Home
Alone isn't as Christmas trick jingle all the way is
(13:03):
very Christmas d You cannot take Christmas out of that
movie and it will be the same. It is very
dependent on Christmas. You can pull Christmas out of Home
Alone and it's still fantastic. Is diehard Christmas exactly? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Yeah, you could, you could could you you could pull
you could also pull.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Out of You can't just kept getting a toy? No, no, no, no,
you can't. He fights, He fights a bunch of a
bunch of Santa clauses.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
You haven't seen any You could fight a bunch of
employees at a.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Just regular guys at a KB toy store, well, KB
toy store, shout out, Yeah, a bunch of the they're
all dressed up like those but British Knights or whatever,
one of those like yeah with the big hats. Yeah
that is right, yes, yes, yeah, the Guard, the British Guard.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Royal Guard, real guards. Yeah, let's live here. Well, don't
say thank you if it's not a real thing. Come on, palsy,
thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh dude, uh my kid almost died.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
The other day. Yeah, anyway, that's not good anyway, kb
buckehnk disaster, my guy. It was wild.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, we uh fed him. I eat salmon five days
a week. I thought you said sand, Well, he's eating
a lot of sand. We do live at the beach. Yeah,
that happened.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
But he loves it, so it's fine sandwich. His ships bricks.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
So literally we've given him salmon a half dozen times.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
He loves it. He takes this delicious. He makes the.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Sounds h the yummy noise, very cute, classic yummy noise.
I think we must have been like, it's good. And
then now he's like like chill, chilled, so.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Stuff he stopped right now, back out of his mouth.
You have to smart. It's not that good.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
So we gave it to him. He took two bites.
He goes, oh, his face turns red, it breaks out
in hives. He's having an allergic reaction.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
He's going like right, and then we had to give
him Ben. It was terrifying, dude. I was like, but
I have to be Chloe.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
He's like Adam had him, and then I have to
be like so cool and calm and collected, you know, chill.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
I got this, dude.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I had to be, but inside I'm like, he's terrifying.
Like one, you can't both be losing it because then.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
It goes yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
So then I was like, no, it's totally fine, but
was terrified. Dude, it was so fucking scary.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
What's cool is you're cool and calm and collect but
like not looking for a solution. You're like, all right, well,
let's just I'm sure something's going on. Let's let's just
see what's going on. She's like, benadrel, you go okay.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah that she did run the ben and dr. I
was like, let's give him some water, he'll be fine. Hey, Chill,
I kept I kept telling Chloe, you're being crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
More salmon, chill. Oh yeah, Chill. They love it when
you say that.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
You have to be crazy right now you have to
call him crazy. Oh that's so what, dude, we'll get
into one. It just takes nine or ten months. It's fine.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
We'll cook him and from a dude, chill so so
so allergic reaction to the salmon or something you guys
marinated in it?
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Do we know it was just grow We I do
it the same exact way this The recipe is not changing.
So we don't really know. And then we went to
an allergist today.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
He's not allergic to salmon, she says, so was he choking?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
We don't know, no, because it was like it it
like there was like boils on his skin like it
it was an allergic crasher. I showed her the video.
She's like, that's an allergic reaction, and she's like.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Adam is filming, Like I think we should get the
better hang up, this is.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
The way because I wanted to show the doctor so
uh he was fine, Like after like two minutes, he
was like back to like chill.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Is this all part of like a branded Benadryl thing?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
You're rolling out bits?
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Dude, that'd be so sick. And if Benatroux wants to
pay me, I'm a whore.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Now. If you guys have an alergic reaction, film it please.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I'll name my kid Ben Benader.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Did you guys ever have any like real scary shit
happened when you when your kids were.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Real little Yeah, I think you forgot any. Sickness is
scary when you don't know what the fuck is going on.
But I think your initial reaction is to go straight
to the emergency room. But usually what they'll tell you
when you go there is just like this is normal
all that stuff, but it's better safe than sorry.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, that's first kid shit. Yeah, because you're always at
like the clinic.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
You take your kid to an emergency. We haven't been yet,
We've never been.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
I used to. But then after doing that a couple
of times, you realize that sometimes you do just kind
of ride it out.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Wait, you went multiple times just over a sickness. It's
just like a regular ere.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
I did it when like when Mars was really little,
she rolled off the bed. I was like, oh, she
broke her head. Let's go to the emergency room. You
mean like hit it hard. Yeah, Like I was, you know,
fucking stupid. I was not in the room. Lift you
leave the baby on the bed, it rolls off.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
All that being said, she should have been sleeping on
your side.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
True, but you just get scared and you're like, let's
go to the emergency room because I broke my child. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
Absolutely So, then if like, do you always like punk Mars,
then are you like if she ever says something and
you're like, well, it's because I dropped you on your head.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
You fell, You fell on your stupid head. That's your
brain talking if school's tough.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
You're like, she doesn't know why I dropped on her,
had broke brain.
Speaker 4 (18:37):
Sorry about this is my fault. I remember Arnie like
choked on a chip. That's scared.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
You were like real casual meeting, meeting my cousin with
him for the first time, and uh, he was like
one and some so we're.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Like, oh, you can have a tortilla chip.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Takes one bite and instantly and we're being real casual
and she's like.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
This is fine, it's okay, Yeah, it's fine, it's fine, And.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
He wasn't choking choking, but it was like in the airway,
you know, it wasn't blocking it, but it was in there.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Dude. I'm glad I took those those classes because we
took all every class just because Chloe and I we
don't have family out here. We don't even really know
our neighbors that well, and we're like all of our
friends are really up at LA so we're just kind
of alone down here in Orange County, and so we're like,
we just have to know all.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Of our shit. Yeah, well, Isaac's closed.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
He doesn't know shit, So like you said, he needs
to know all the shit.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
So that the choking, I thought it was like a
like a little Heimlich of maneuver.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
You cannot do that with babies. No, they're too small.
You'll break them, dude, You'll break You have.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
To turn them over and then literally beat the ship
out of them. You have to hit them so hard.
You have to smack like I was like on the
little doll, like doing there, pat And they're like, no,
you gotta really really get and they're like, well, what's
worse breaking a rib or saving their life back?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Like damn, it's like that.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
That's why if it's if you ever you know you're
in a like you just they did something wrong, You
break a rib. You take them to the doctor to
get it fixed, and they go, how this.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Happening to go? He was choking?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
And I think we all know breaking a rib is
better than them dying, right, doctor? And they go, they
give you a look and sometimes it's like I think
I know what you did. But the other times it's
like I know what you did and I get it.
I'm with you, okay, and you take back. But that's crazy,
that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
The chimmy jakes of our friends, Uh yeah, just it
happened so fucking quick, dude.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
It was like he ate two or three pieces of salmon,
like little tiny, you know, baby size and little bites,
and then he was like, oh yeah, and his face
turns all bumpy and red.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
It was terrifying. He didn't say it was a bit. No, dude, I.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Wish I wish you could tell me it was a bit.
But he hasn't figured that word out yet, or any words.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
He's from behind them. Come on, now, come, no, he'll
get there. How old is he? Eleven months today? Eleven
months today? Nice?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Almost there that one year milestone.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
It's a big deal. It's a big one. Hey.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
By the way, why did you guys to the birthday party?
Neither of you responded, thank you, thank you guys.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
It was right during the fires. I was I remember
seeing it, but then I had to check the fire.
The fires that you didn't have to evacuate for or for.
That was close. I was close. I think we've covered that.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
It was almost, if not more hectic for everyone not uninvolved. Not. Yeah,
it was close, especially if you're on a different continent.
I was on the brink as I was, so.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, just if you could look at that, give us
a yes, no, maybe even was that an email or
a text?
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I think it was a tech.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
It was a tech yeah, yeah, like chose to not
respond to it, and I want to thank you.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
No, I remember, but I would.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I would the app it's it's going to be a banger, dude,
it's it's really we got we got a balloon arch
uh Bo's first season. It's all basketball themed. Yeah, it's
it's kind of a fucking banger.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Wait, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
The theme is for Bo's first season.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I think it's Bo's rookie year is what it is?
What it actually is, Okay, Rookie of the Year. Baby,
I love it.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
You know, can't tell you something way better than Bo's
first season.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I was like, yeah, yeah, like it's cool to Bo's
first seizure.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Dude, that's a that's a misspeak.
Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, I like that rookie year at that. That's clear.
That's really good. Yeah. Who came up with that? They
get points? I think that was my assistant, Michelle. She
came up with that. One. Big shout out to Michelle. Yeah,
there we go, point to assistant. Good job, nice to stist.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Well, funny, funny story with Michelle, her mom and her
when she was like nineteen or twenty years old, This
like guy from India or something texted her and said, hey,
if I take photos of you for two hundred dollars,
I want to take photos of you and your family.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
She wants you telling this story. And so I don't
know what she does not okay? And can I do that?
And she was like she needed money. She's like, yeah,
it's two hundred bucks. My mom's going to be there.
It's all good.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
So they come, they take like it they got I
think only one of them got. I think only she
got two hundred dollars and they took a bunch of photos.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Now there.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
The other day a commercial came out for like pro
choice or pro life commercial commercial and her mom and
her are just in the commercial.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Hold up, what like sitting at a kitchen table? Right?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
So they got paid to be part of like a
stock photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Yeah, and like yes, and Michelle's just on the like
brochures to go to colleges she's never went to because
this guy came to take photos of her when she
was like nineteen or twenty years old or however, Wow,
how insane is that? Could you imagine you like one
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of them here to do that, and then and then
now all these years, they're.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
Still using our photos to be like we're come to this.
What if you were like you know that stock photo
where it's the dude who's like holding his girlfriend's hand,
but he's like looking over his shoulder at the other right,
he's looking back like what if you were him? I
want to get paid. Well, they've met.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Didn't they do that on like h Tosh or something?
Those people all got together again?
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Oh really the three of them? Yeah, no way, Tash.
That was a great show. Yeah, and that that's cool
when people start to like actually find the people who
are like memes and all those things, because it is like, I.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Mean I think that's what Tosh kind of did the
whole time, was like let's get the redemption.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, because I mean it's a great
idea for him. I think that's kind of a that's
a good one. But some of these it's.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
A bad look, you know, like his like kind of
funny and kind of good.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
But some some you're like, I don't know if I
would want to be that that meme necessary.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I'm still gonna did the who did the documentary on
the dude sitting on the edge of the bed with
a giant dick. Someone he had a documentary and it
started out to be like who's this and then it's
it becomes kind of like a heartbreaking story. Oh sure, yeah, okay,
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it's like the guy was like on hard times, no
pun intended.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
I was pretty soft and did those wait it was soft?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Oh yeah, it's just it's hanging there like a like
an elephant trunk.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, sadly that was soft.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah, big, But he took the photos for obviously like magazine,
and then it like blew up and he's dead.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
I think he killed himself.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Oh killo ycomedian did a it's some like was it?
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Well, that's too bad because, uh, because I feel like
he's pretty legendary.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
I think about him every day. Yeah, yeah, I see
im when to close my eyes, yes, And I don't
know if i'm every day, but i'm closed or so
I'm like right there with you. I think about that
man often. Yeah, Like I think he could be.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Absolutely crushing crushing it right now. I know all that
hot content. Dude, I mean, his only fans.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Would be.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
And did you see, Yeah, he'd be i'd subscribe.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
You have to you have to? Did you guys? I
think I sent it to.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
You guys a while ago, the like gift of the thunderstorm,
I don't know, yes, And when the lightning goes the
cloud outline is him with his dick.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Oh yeah yeah, and it's like, this is art. This
is art.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
We're peaking, this is it, and our producers are giving
us a link.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Goodbye. So Vice Vice did a doc. No, but like
a comedian did the story? Is it tok Am?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
I gonna know it wasn't Tosh. It was some like fuck.
I don't know those guys names, but like an indie
style comedian type dude, what do they call them? Alternative comic?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
WHOA?
Speaker 4 (27:16):
His name was barry Wood? Barry Wood is I mean
that was the street I grew up on, barry Wood,
barry Wood. That's good. That can't be real. That can't
be a real name. That's what they're saying. That's his
porn on it. Well, yes, wow, look at him. I've
never seen him in any other photo. This is just him.
He looks so nice.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, I mean he looks like a cool gym teacher
who's like, come here, dude, we.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
See the mummer is with this is like he got
obviously he was ashamed by what he did, and he
then he ends his life. If you would have just
waited a few a few years, stuck it out, then
then he would have realized he's a legend and we
would all appreciate him, and he'd have a late night
shoe and he would Yeah, he would be on Kimmel
probably once we wake up. Uh.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
By the way, have you scrolled down on this.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
It's it's got like little like talking points about the
meme and like the history and it goes, why is
the wood sitting on bed meme popular?
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Like that's what it's called wood because the dude's hogging Gee,
let me think because his dick is dude, not rocket staying.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Yeah, his real name is Wardy Jobert. The third it's science. Well,
shout out to him.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
And then I guess Sigura began to sell merchandise, uh
the photo by selling clothing, and proceeds went to Jobert's family.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
So was it Sigura who did it? Maybe I thought
it was.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, maybe it was Sigura who got into it. I
can't I can't remember this guy. The other comedian's name.
I keep thinking it is, and that's that's not good
for a podcast. You don't want to do all right,
but but just give me a minute.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Who care of wish you would me? Wish she would?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
No?
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Good? Huh we could pivot. Just hang on? Okay, sure?
How long should we hang? How long are we're waiting
for it for you to think? Do you know you're
going through the alphabet to think of h think of
like a comedian that you can't remember, Dimitri Martin?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Cue, but what's bargate barg D two you w x
y D Nope, I got nothing, Ladies.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
And gentlemen behind the curtain on how Durs thinks. If
Durs doesn't know something, he goes through the alphabet just
to find.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
If I don't know a name, I go through the alphabet. Mike'bigula,
I thought he did. I thought he did, but something
like that, but I guess it was uh girl.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
It was girl? Yeah, okay, Yeah, we had to answer
a while ago. But that was cool.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
What an insane way you think, dude, I to go
through the alphabet seems it's a beautiful mind.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Yeah, this is kind of a fun story.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
But yeah, I'm very very very you guys know this.
He's on fire today, very very very very bad.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
With names, okay, okay, and just can't just can't, just can't.
I can remember faces.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Literally saw a lady at the park the other day
who when my kid a year ago, almost to the
to the day, ran into like a low bridge at
the playground and split his head open. This woman I'd
never met, come over. She was like, oh, I was
a doctor, Like, let me look at that. Yeah, you're
gonna need to go to the doctor and get staples
or whatever. And I was like, oh, thank you so much.
(30:33):
Walked up to her a year later and I go, Hi,
are you a doctor And she's like yes, I go,
I just remembered you a year ago.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
You helped me with my kid.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Anyway, faces, I can do names, I can do.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
I can't do words. The worst. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
The story is that I needed like sleeping pills the
other day because I'm off my fucking rocker coming back
from Australia.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
The load boost and the load boost I couldn't find it.
Just keeping you up.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
You got a lot to do, yeah, big swinging nuts
ack uh huh.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Barry and Emma goes, hey, the sleeping pills are like
in the They're in the bathroom cabinet and center shore
and I go, okay, let me go in there. So
I go in there and I'm looking through all like
the benadryl, remember that from your story.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
I'm a dude.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
And then I see, like I see a box with
like a close like a woman's clothes eye. I'm like,
all right, well, that's gotta be like what some eyelashes
stuff for Emma.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
And then I'm like, I can't find and She's like,
it's this box right here with the sleeping woman's face
on it. This is the sleeping medicine. It says it
right here.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
And I'm like, didn't even read it, just looked at
the picture of eyelashes and was like, that can't be it.
I don't I don't use words in my life.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Yeah, And and to be a writer, that's that is weird, dude.
It is incredible because you are. I do you consider
you a smart friend? When we're talking about stories, you're
really yeah.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
You really are. Hang on, boys, get in And I
do think that you are a smart person.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
But then when you explain your day to day life
and the fact that you wear a watch and can't
till the time.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
Yeah, it is. It's doubt everything. Yeah, our lives in
your hand, Blake, they're not. You're a grown man. You
your son. To your point, Adam, I have your watch.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I have my like digital watch set to analog to
like practice telling time.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Man.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Wow wowwy five resolution. We're all changing a little bit. Okay,
we're all changing, very good, stee, We're evolving.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
But yeah, the I can't I do so I do
have to go through the alphabet to like, if I
see someone, I'm like, fuck, oh it's Daniel.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
There died Daniel.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Remember when I we were on tour and there was
a blast from the past and he was in mind and.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
I already know the name.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
And now I know the name because of the interaction.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Dude, I don't want I mean, I don't either whatever,
but I recognized him and it was like DRS had
talked to him first, and then I didn't know the name,
and he's like Adam, and doors like gave me a
look like.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
I think I might like Adam, look who it is? Yes,
I think it was.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
I think it was that. It was like, look who
it is, Adam. And then I turned around and without hesitation,
delivered the name dude through the fucking eyes, just had
it and it was a deep, deep cut. I'm talking
legit twenty years ago from an improv class, legit twenty
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years ago.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
Well, I do. I think in those instances where you
just let it fly. Sometimes when we see somebody, we
we start to second guess what their name is, and
you might actually know it, but the last thing you
want to do is call them the wrong names. So
you're like, is it that person's names? Though maybe by
not really digging into your brain and just letting it
fly you it's better that way.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, I'm big on I always say my name again,
like before. Like even if I know people's names, if
I don't see them for a while, I'm like, hey Mike,
it's Anders and they're like I know, and I'm like, okay, good.
But if you didn't, I don't expect people to remember
my name, you know, so.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
You lead see that's I do that if I don't
know their name, They're like.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
It's it's a if I do or don't, it's a both.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
Yes, it is kind of stuff when they go yeah,
we've met before, and you go, no, I know, I
know that that's not why I was doing that. Dude,
I'm a king of a My god, there he is.
What's up, brother, my brother, my breath.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
I think I've stumbled upon a safe way to ask.
I think it works. It's worked for me is to
go remind me your name again? Like some thing about
saying remind me of your name again, as opposed to like,
what's your name?
Speaker 4 (35:04):
It's like whoa fucke?
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, But dude, some people get super offended because they
it could be people don't understand how many people. Not
that we're wildly famous or anything, but there was a
time where we're meeting.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Hundreds upwards of dozens of people.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
I mean, we've met a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Urkllog's first takes took off like you just met so
many fucking people. There was no way to keep track
of everyone. And so then now fifteen years later, some
of those people are like, hey, and you know, if
if you had only met one hundred people that year
instead of the ten thousand that we met, you should
know their name. But we just I don't have that ability.
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I'm not smart enough to know your name.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
What I think about the remind me is that it's
I know it. I know that I should know, as
opposed to what's your name again, which is like I've
complet completely forgotten, then you yes, what is it again?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
And you feel like that is better than right because
because because all that all you're doing.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
But my guy, it's it's all funny games where you're
just kicking the problem down the curve.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
And if you want to know the person's name, because
if you yes, because if you my guy a guy
hard enough, now you can never ask again because they're like, yes,
I'm your fucking guy. You don't even know my name.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Then you go, this is my wife, Chloe, And then
hopefully that's what you do, or you bring in someone
and you're like, hey, this is my guy, this is
my buddy Blake.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
I know, but that's you're not doing the work. You're
making somebody else do the work for you. And trust me,
we've all been there. Yeah, we've all by the way
of it, and you just are and by the way
they know when you bring someone else over and they go,
this is your wife, yeah, and introduce me to your wife.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
And tell you tell you who couldn't handle that? That
asshole chevy Chase, that's.
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Absolutely he would ship and he would be super but
heard about it, he'd run off into his dressing but
and he'd be right, and he'd be right. That's a
cool move. Though, next time somebody introduced you to their wife,
you should be like, oh, well, now introduced me to her,
as if you don't know your wife. No, like you
(37:17):
say like, here's this is my wife. She says her name.
But then you don't say your name to their wife.
You say, tell her who I am?
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Oh yeah, yeah, you hold them accountable? Yeah, tell her
who I think.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
If you want a.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Party to like go to the next level, that's a
surefire away to like turn things up.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
And yeah, that's kind of cool. I feel like conversations.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
Out of the three of us, Durst is the only
one that would pull something.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Like might actually try that we're doing right, guys?
Speaker 3 (37:45):
Who who is just willing to throw I feel like
Blake and I are enough of people pleasers that we
would be like, Okay, yeah, we're playing the game here.
And then I feel if des has a little hair,
little hair of his ass, he might just throw a
wrench in the whole fucking party, just ruined the whole event.
And I would be excited to be there to witness
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it be there.
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Yeah, throw them to the wolve and be a little
ashamed that he's my friend.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Yeah, be a little bit like I'm sorry, but then
also more proud of DERs that he did something that insane.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, ironically, I'm thinking of a very specific exchange in
your in your Hollywood house, Adam with someone whose name
I'm currently going through the alphabet in my mind so
I can tell it.
Speaker 4 (38:30):
I don't think I can remember.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
It, but I go, hey, dude, it's and I know
his name at the time, and I go it's Honors
and he goes, I know your name. Did you think
I not know your name? Like why wouldn't I know
your name? And like he was offended, And it's the
very this person thing to say, Rickclassman.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
Yes, now, not that he listens to this. You know,
Rick is on the spectrum. He's on the spectrum. He
talks about it.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
It was the night he discovered it and I put
my hand on his shoulder, like, Rick, of course you are,
like we've all known.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Yeah, he was very offended when everyone in his life
when he was like, yeah, the doctor told me I'm
on the spectrum, and he expected us all to be
like nor what Rick Glassman, You're on the spect that's crazy, dude, But.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
For sure it's it's obviously his superpower.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
It's incredible. Like I wish I was a little more
on the spectrum. I'm like, I'm just a fucking down
the middle dug.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
You're an idiot, Yeah, just like a borderline dumb as rock,
dumb as rocks dude, you know, yeah, yeah, right, come on.
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yeah, I'm like, get me on the spectrum a little bit.
I want to fucking know a bunch of shit.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:44):
It was the week he had just been diagnosed or whatever,
so he was flying high.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Yeah, that's a huge week, leaning in and then I
feel like you lean in a little harder.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah you got you get away with stuff a little.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
Enjoy it a little bit. Yeah yeah, get get nominated
for some awards or something. Is there somebody who's very.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Famous who you in the moment? Could you were like, guy,
fucking what is Jesus Guy fiery?
Speaker 4 (40:20):
Don't joke you can never forget that name?
Speaker 3 (40:22):
Well, I brought up I was doing I was hosting
at the Improv way back in the day, and I
was on stage and I'm it was Nick Swartson and
I know Nick really well, and he's famous, and at
that time, like I was, I was before workaholics, before anything.
I'm just a host. I should know Nick Swartson's name.
It's my whole job. And I go ladies and gentlemen,
(40:46):
and I look over and I see him and I'm like, wow.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
You're nervous. You're nervous.
Speaker 3 (40:50):
I'm right, maybe I'm nervous, but I've been doing it
long enough that I'm not really that nervous. I'm just
I just it's just fucking brain fart dude, ye And
I just.
Speaker 4 (40:58):
Go wow, wow, man, oh man, you melted it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
No, And I'm like, man, oh man, this guy you're
I mean, yeah, you can't even explain how excited I am.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
To bring him up. Needs no introduction, Yeah, he needs
no introduction here. I'm not going to give him one.
Keep it going, keep it going.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
And I'm like wearing, I'm waving Nick, and he's like
looking at me, like what the fuck are you go?
And then he gets on stage He's like, did you
forget my name? And then I'm walking off and I'm
like yeah, and he's like, what the fuck you forgot
my name? And it was it was kind of a
little bit of a thing. But you know, we laugh
about it.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
You come up here, it's actually funnier if you say
your name please. Yeah. Yeah, that's rough. Yeah, it was
a rough part. It was that is your job. That
is the only reason you're there. I remember Rita at
the improv was a little bummed.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
She's like, Papes, I give you these opportunities.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
You gotta know, bucking people's names. Poopes.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Rito is the manager at the improv. She's a goddamn legend.
You raw, and that is I do a great impression
for her. That's that's actually not like some are really bad,
but hers is very spot on.
Speaker 4 (42:16):
You're good with names, right, Adam. Besides that, I'm pretty
good with names. Yeah, Blake, No, I'm bad.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
I can yeah, I can see that. I can imagine.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's very terrible.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
You remember who was really good with names, so much
so that they almost said your name, like at the
beginning and end of every sentence. Do you guys know
who I'm talking about.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
It's a little bit of a throwback Thursday.
Speaker 4 (42:37):
Caroline Oh really, Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Caroline Rich, who did an episode of Workaholics, was in
like a sketch group with us, like way back in
the day, she would always be like, honors, how.
Speaker 4 (42:48):
Are you onders are you good? And I'm like, you
say the like you're constantly.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
I think it's because he was a pageant girl. Yeah,
but that's also a tool. That's a great way to
learn people's names. As soon as you hear it, stay
it back to them like ten.
Speaker 4 (43:00):
Yeah, well tell you who.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
And I think it's a politician thing too, because everyone
likes to hear their name, like you feel like, oh,
that person actually knows me. When I did that Funnier
Die video with I mean poly charged, but with sleepy
Joe Biden, this you said sleepy, you charged it.
Speaker 4 (43:21):
I know it's it was charged. It was just regular nothing.
But he wasn't sleepy during this time. He was a
very awake, very wake Biden.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Okay, and he was fucking great.
Speaker 4 (43:31):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
We walk into this it's like a party scene. It's
a Funnier Die video that we shot together, and it
was sick.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
Dude. It actually was so cool, and I wonder ahead.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
They took me to the I'm in the White House
and he's like, hey, you want to meet Barry. I'm like, yeah, yeah, absolutely,
and Uhry and.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Barry was just sitting and then we go to the
Oval office.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
We're standing outside and they are like, oh, he just
got on a call. It'll be like twenty thirty minutes.
Can you guys wait, and we don't have time, and
I'm like fuck. So anyway, so we're shooting this video
and we're there berries Barrock, yeah, Barock, Oh got it, Okay,
got it.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Okay, you're really bad, like Blake said, he's really bad
with him.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
So we are there shooting this video. There's like fifty people,
like forty fifty people like extras crew members. He goes around,
he introduces himself, meets everybody. Yeah, knows everyone's name, finds
a little fact about them, like, uh, Blake's you know,
like he meets Blake. Blake's nervous, so he says. So
(44:41):
he says, he skates boards and then skateboards.
Speaker 4 (44:46):
Uh, mister Hayes, I skates boards.
Speaker 5 (44:49):
I skateboards ahead, I skate boards, skates board. Yeah, okay,
poser Blake, God gotcha, you skates bored?
Speaker 4 (45:01):
Moving off with words Blake.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
So he then upon leaving, went through everyone and said goodbye,
you know, said the little factoid back to them like
he was how he remembered everyone.
Speaker 4 (45:14):
That was the same day that my dad hung up
on Joe Biden whooped.
Speaker 3 (45:19):
I was like, hey, my dad voted for you and
Barack Uh he's a sorry polycharged, but my dad did
and uh and by the way, has a bit as
a bit no by the way, I do my dad.
He won't shut up about it still to this day,
so you know, he's he keeps it polycharged.
Speaker 4 (45:39):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
I'm like, would you mind if I called my dad
real quick and you talked to him? And he's like,
of course, is he cool?
Speaker 4 (45:45):
So I called him.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
I'm like, Dad, I've someone here that'd like to say
hello to you. And he's like, hi, Dennis, this is
Vice President Joe Biden.
Speaker 4 (45:53):
I hear you, guys. You voted for me. I just
want to say thank you for your vote.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
And my dad goes bullshit and hang up the phone
fucking hung up on monster goodbye. And he's like he
just said bullshit and hung up the phone. And then
he was like, that's hilarious. Hands me with my phone back,
and then he was whisked away goodbye, and and was
just in the wind and was gone and I'm you know,
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never going to see this guy ever again. And then
I called my dad back later, like what the fuck, dude,
you just hung up on the Vice President.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
And he was like, oh, that wasn't one of your
friends doing it? Joe Biden impression. I'm like, yeah, Dad, Yeah, Dad, classic,
Yeah Dad. Even though I talked to you yesterday, you
knew I was going.
Speaker 3 (46:36):
He knew I was going to the White House to
do a video with Joe Biden. It still is such
an insane thing. It was such an insane thing.
Speaker 2 (46:46):
Also to hang up, Yeah, he.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Says it was a connection issue with his car.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
He was like, cut out. I didn't hang up and
cut out. And I'm like, sure, okay, sure, okay, But
then why did you say bullshit? He goes, because I
thought it was bullshit. And I'm like, well, well, yeah,
all right.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
I feel like that single handily might have kind of
destroyed Biden's brain and confidence and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
And yeah, he was taken down a peg.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
I bet as a vice president, a lot of people
aren't saying bullshit, you know, directly to him.
Speaker 4 (47:22):
You know. Oh, I'm glad, I'm glad he called him out.
Speaker 2 (47:25):
But in a way like that butterfly, the butterfly effect
of that call, and as far as I can see,
it might have caused the fires.
Speaker 4 (47:33):
Yeah, it could have been.
Speaker 3 (47:35):
And and like essentially him saying bullshit was like, what's
with Hunter's laptop?
Speaker 4 (47:41):
You know, essentially.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Exactly, that's kind that bullshit, okay, And what is with
the laptop?
Speaker 4 (47:48):
I don't even know politics enough to.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Know I've never ever read the fine print on the laptop.
Speaker 4 (47:56):
On what the laptop? They're like, what's with the laptop?
I'm like, yeah, dude, what is it? What is it?
A PC? Like, what is it anybody's laptop?
Speaker 2 (48:03):
I don't want to people like I want to see
laptop very I want to see everybody's laptop, anybody who's
in office.
Speaker 4 (48:10):
I want to see the laptops. Not a good dude,
by the way, I don't.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
I don't want to see any of your laptops because
I know the first thing I'm going to put in
on your you know, your website, I'm just gonna I'm
gonna I'm gonna go worn hub and then look at
the search and then I know way too much about you.
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Then I know way too much about you. And Adam,
what's the deal breaker. Blake is all just piss and
bukkake VIDs. You know, sixty n. I don't want to.
I don't want to know your your weird kinks. I
don't think piss is that weird.
Speaker 2 (48:42):
Okay, I know we've I know we've talked about not
king shaming.
Speaker 4 (48:46):
Yep, but that makes sense. But what's going on? Huh?
What who's looking for the piss? Who's looking for Blake
just said you said he doesn't I don't think it's
that weird. I don't engage and peoplay, but I don't.
I don't don't think it's that weird. You don't think
it's that weird. It's just pee. Squirt is pee?
Speaker 2 (49:05):
I know, but what's it's just pe? Then it's just pooh,
It's it's just it's just.
Speaker 4 (49:14):
It's just no. I think that pee is by far
the least defensive of those k Like, if you're into
blood play, that's that's a little weird to me. And
then poo poo is stinky.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
So okay, all right, Blake, I was right on the money, dude,
So on the money, dude.
Speaker 2 (49:33):
But this is my point. Blood play is a little weird.
But why why isn't pee not weird?
Speaker 4 (49:40):
This is crisp. I don't I don't stuff, dude, I
just staying, I.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Know, but why do you even like to Why are
you even defending it?
Speaker 4 (49:53):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (49:53):
I was like, you bring up the porn hub, you
look at the search, you really know about a person?
Speaker 4 (49:58):
And then I put as a joke, Adam, I don't know. No,
I don't know. I'm not I'm not a pe guy.
I'm not saying you are.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
But the way that you're going, that's fine. It makes
me go.
Speaker 4 (50:17):
But what about it is desirable? Blake? Stand up, stand
up for your choices. I think I think it. I
think I don't know. Some people get off on like degreda,
degregating degraded people, and maybe it's a form of of
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of degradation. Maybe yeah, I think in some cases I
think it is. I think someone Yeah, well, but I
think there's a there's there's, of course, two ways. There's
the person who likes to pee on people, and then
there's a person who likes to get peed on, like.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
In Germany that there's a famous pis goblin. Sure lays
in the very.
Speaker 4 (51:00):
Toilets okay and you pee, Yeah, you pee.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
And apparently he's been there for like thirty years. He's
like a sixties year old man. Now he's been doing
his thirties and he just, uh, you could just pee
on him, male or female, Yeah, male or female.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
He just any pe. He just wants your pee.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
And what I'm saying is we we don't want a
kink shame. But I'm asking the big questions here, Yes,
what what's the rush?
Speaker 4 (51:26):
What are we doing? Well?
Speaker 3 (51:27):
I think, I mean, I'm not a nice guy, but
I think, like Blake is, I think I don't know.
Speaker 4 (51:34):
I think that it feels good to pee. Yeah, hey,
you don't have to tell me.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
The locost got me feeling real good.
Speaker 4 (51:43):
Yeah, I don't know what with with any kink you
can go be like, I don't Some shit is like
even like BDSM, It's like, I don't know. To me,
that seems like an awful time. Yeah, like an auchi. Yeah,
like a little bit of an OUCHI yeah, yeah like
that that seems like it hurts. I don't like that.
I'm a very down the middle people.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
That's why I'm saying. You don't want to see hunters
or anyone. You don't want to see anyone's laptop.
Speaker 4 (52:09):
Again, I don't think that. I know.
Speaker 2 (52:10):
What I'm saying is if you want to see his,
you should want to see everybody's, because I don't even
know what's on his.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
I don't think that the whole thing behind Hunter was
looking at his porn searches. I don't think that's what
the laptop was. I like that that's where we went,
but I don't think what else could it be? Nothing
else it could be. I think maybe he was making deals.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
He's mostly porn and like a bunch of half screenplays.
What else could be on the laptop.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Starts starts of screenplays? Uh huh, And it was just
it's just my dad was my dad the president?
Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (52:46):
And then the next screenplay is called Dave the President's son.
Speaker 2 (52:50):
Yeah, right, white House down? He wrote white House down
or fallen.
Speaker 4 (52:56):
I don't know who it is sick. Yeah, I think
his white House down? Yeah hmm, well, what a revelation.
Any take backs? Any apologies, yeah, Blake, any I want
to apologize to you guys for making you think that
I like urine play. I don't that's that I misled you.
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I'm saying. I just I don't think it's super offensive.
I can see people doing it, and maybe so I
don't like it. I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Okay, I put piss on Blake. Let's this is a
good exercise, and let's yeah, let's put what would you
say would be mine? Then?
Speaker 4 (53:35):
Blake? If you I put pissed on you, what would
you say? Or anders? I was just gonna say.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
I think Adam went so hard about Blake being in
the piss to kind of take take it.
Speaker 4 (53:47):
Away from him a little bit.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Okay, He's like, if I go, if I lean in
and really go after Blake, we're gonna be looking at Blake,
we're gonna be thinking about Blake. But really, Adam, I'm like,
what's going on over there?
Speaker 3 (53:58):
The only reason I did that it was because Blake
goes I don't think immediately it was like, I don't
think piss is that weird?
Speaker 2 (54:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (54:05):
And it's sort of I was like, okay, well he
doesn't think.
Speaker 2 (54:09):
So you sa Yeah, you saw your window and you
were like, this.
Speaker 4 (54:12):
Is this saw? I saw the I saw the inn.
I saw the Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
Meanwhile, you're slamming waters over there and you can't wait
to go.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
Pe once.
Speaker 3 (54:22):
When you gab coffee a nice macafe, Okay, so you're
thinking my thing is also a pissed that's not as fun.
Speaker 4 (54:27):
No, I'm thinking your thing is. You know, you're kind
of a nautical guy. You probably get into like vintage
Captain Stabbin, like maybe you know, fucking on boats and
I do love a good adam, if you understand what's happening.
You don't know Captain Stabbing, I don't know Captain staff
Come on, legend is a legend.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah, he's oh yeah, he got Fox with like a uh,
what's it called happening?
Speaker 4 (54:49):
You would like on boats?
Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yeah, mostly boat This was like two thousand, you know,
college like Captain Stabbage.
Speaker 4 (54:56):
Outside with like the wind on your deck.
Speaker 3 (54:58):
Yeah, outside supers are huge.
Speaker 4 (55:03):
Yeah, you know him and Mike and Brazil. They were
really running things. That's how you chase your cock or
chap your cock. So what about what about h Dursden Blake?
You can't wait to hear this dude laid on me.
I mean you'd want to think it's probably a lot
of go for Blake, glory whole, glory, whole gloryhole. Think
he's a glory whole guy. Yeah, or he just like
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it makes you think I would blow some guy through
I mean, what do you I'm thinking like specifically, like
your do you think I just suck any dick through
a wall? I mean you watch it, you enjoy to watch.
I think I think it would.
Speaker 3 (55:40):
You would think it would be a lot of like
ebony princesses. Oh okay, I think that's what you would think.
Speaker 4 (55:45):
Is that a thing?
Speaker 3 (55:46):
Yeah, you would think that that's what it is.
Speaker 4 (55:49):
Is that a thing? Really? Ebony? Never heard of it?
You would think that is what it is.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
I think he's looking for the whitest woman, the whitest
you know, the whitest possible.
Speaker 2 (56:02):
And what that translucent blue vein.
Speaker 3 (56:05):
Translucent yes veiny like you see yes, right.
Speaker 2 (56:09):
You can see the penis inside of them through their stomach.
Speaker 4 (56:12):
Oh, or you're like those those like weird uh sorry,
not weird, but like the anime where they crossed their
eyes and go like we've talked about this, and you
like so sad. Not that I think it's that.
Speaker 2 (56:23):
I think it's so sad that like women are doing that,
that they're like.
Speaker 4 (56:27):
That that's where we're at as a society, because like
that's sad, that is sad. He just wants the whitest
woman possible. This is sad.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
I'm just gonna say, oh, this is a B C,
D E F. But but for like porno categories, did
people say Latina.
Speaker 4 (56:49):
Created the I'm pretty Latina. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (56:52):
I don't know, because like, obviously the porno category is
you do.
Speaker 4 (56:59):
No, I don't. I don't think that.
Speaker 2 (57:01):
I don't remember everyone going around saying latinas.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
What about Latino?
Speaker 2 (57:05):
I think they said Latino women, and then now Latino.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
I feel like I'm gonna ask my Latino wife, Uh.
Speaker 4 (57:14):
Your what wife? Latina? You said Latina? No, I didn't.
You said Latino. No, I didn't. I said you said Latino.
He said Tatinos. He's getting hungry.
Speaker 3 (57:24):
Maybe maybe I just got a little mumby Totino's, Yeah,
totinos Totinos.
Speaker 4 (57:28):
I'm gonna ask her how she feels about this. Okay,
don't no, no, no, don't don't.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Because obviously like it doesn't say like black, it says
it says like ebony. Right, we're talking about ebony says black. No,
No one's walking around going like, oh, and how many
ebony children are at your school?
Speaker 4 (57:44):
Right? Sure, it's a specific porno name.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
But when I hear someone in the wild say, like
a guy say, like, and the the a lot of
the populations, Latina, I'm like, I'm like.
Speaker 4 (57:55):
Six six streets.
Speaker 2 (57:57):
Do people really say this?
Speaker 4 (58:00):
How is it?
Speaker 3 (58:02):
Or is it like a So if someone were to say, like,
look at all the the like, look at that. Uh,
there's a large population of ebony women in this restaurant.
Speaker 2 (58:13):
All right, Hey, did you see the ebony cheerleaders? Uh
for this team or whatever? You're like, like, what I
see you? And so, I just don't ever remember hearing
before porno. I don't remember ever hearing someone being like
Latina's you're right.
Speaker 4 (58:29):
I do believe that's all a lot of stuff spawns
from porno.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
And so when I hear men say it now in
the wild, yeah, I do think that I'm with you.
Speaker 3 (58:38):
That word existed before porno, and I think that people
probably use it. But I think Latina saying.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
I'm saying the way we use it, Okay, we use it,
are you? I don't use it like that? You use
it like that, motherfucker, I'm saying. When I hear any
take back saying apologies, any epic slams, I already took.
Apologize to you, guys.
Speaker 2 (59:04):
I apologize to the Latina population. If this is, but
I feel like Hispanic women.
Speaker 4 (59:09):
I don't. I don't know. I'm just wondering Sliding to Blake?
You will tell me. I don't know Slider to Blake's
d M. Dude, I don't know. All right. That was
another great episode of this Cornfrno. I like that one easer.
(59:32):
I'm about to fuck the ship out of somebody. Okay,
really drop it in, all right, or just go.
Speaker 3 (59:40):
Be on them.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
The man walks down studie.
Speaker 4 (59:42):
Oh, that's when it really gets juicy.