The Best Of How It All Began!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the
show where we only talk about what is most obviously,
very crucially important today.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
On This is Important, I want my foreskin back.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Just focus on the ass, please.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
You go at it for about four days with your
tightest bros, and you'd come out stronger for it.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
These guys did have a certain musculature that made you
want to grab them.

Speaker 6 (00:31):
Let's go. I was being called on stage and it
was the first time there were I was gonna headline,
and headline was at this bar.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I was like thirty minutes to do stand up.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
And I'm pretty nervous, and uh, I don't know why
I had a shit, but I caught Oh.

Speaker 7 (00:49):
It's a human behavior.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, you had digested biology.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
I think I was nerves and got the nervous poops
and I sneezed in a perfect log shot out of
my ass, a perfect log pinched completely into my pants,
and I grabbed a bar. They're literally bringing me up
like this guy, he's lives in Hollywood. He comes down
here to do stand up. We like him, give it

(01:13):
up for and I'm fishing this turd out of my pants.
I take it out with a bar napkin and stick
it in a potted plant, which I'm right next to.
I go on stage, I do the thirty minutes. The
show went great. He was like, the the best show
I've had up to this point. And then I go, uh, guys,
to be perfectly honest, I didn't think the show was
gonna go great because right before the show, I shit

(01:37):
in that potted plant and people were like what And
I go, hey, go look at that potted plant. Tell
me there's not a shit wrapped up in a bar napkin.
And they're like, there's a shit in here. And then
I dropped the microphone as if that's my ending joke,
and the place exploded. If he was like the best
ending bit, people are like.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
He's shit in the bar.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
You got to bring that back.

Speaker 8 (02:01):
That story started very loose butthole and then ended tight butthole.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Oh good, good, good good.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I want my foreskin back.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Okay, now let's talk about this. You can stretch your foreskin.
You can stretch it.

Speaker 7 (02:19):
It takes years I've been thinking about doing this.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
So then maybe you really wait wait, hold on, now,
I hear a real truth in Kyle's voice right now,
and I'm looking at him via zoom, and it looks
like this is an emotional issue for you.

Speaker 8 (02:34):
Well, I mean I had to go through this when
I had a son and decide if I'm going to
cut part of his wheat we off and I decided
not to.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
I'm not going to do that, and never too late.

Speaker 8 (02:45):
Doing so, I realized that I want mine back, like
I didn't have that choice.

Speaker 7 (02:51):
None of us had that choice.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Are you jealous of your kid now, you weirdo when
you're changing his zeiper?

Speaker 8 (02:56):
No that he doesn't have to have this realization one
day that somebody else made the choice to cut part
of his dick off.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Yeah, okay, And I get that, But isn't it weird
that you have to like peel your son's dick skin
back and clean.

Speaker 7 (03:11):
I don't have to do anything. You just let it go.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
But doesn't it get gross?

Speaker 8 (03:15):
You gotta clean it at his age, not when he's
this little You know what you're talking about?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
None of you know dis in my house? Well you
don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
I do.

Speaker 7 (03:25):
Are they circumcised?

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, but they still got a little something. And I
got to like go, hey, guys, like.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
There's sized You don't know what you're talking about?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
But they still got a little something, so I so
you got to pull their speaking on a false platform.

Speaker 7 (03:36):
You have no idea.

Speaker 8 (03:37):
Wow, I'm just saying none of us had a choice,
so it's easy to defend it.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Sure, sure, no. And when I initially heard the argument,
I believe we've had this argument several times. I thought
it was a sanitary thing. But apparently that's a myth
of sorts.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
That's no, it isn't a myth. But that's the same
thing I'm talking about. It's the thing in the past,
like the butthole hair.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Well, is it a thing where?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Is it a caught with and without? Is there a
time when you're gonna need that foreskin? No?

Speaker 8 (04:07):
Well, all you guys are fucking talking about how you
want bigger dicks, and when you cut your foreskin off,
it does retract a little bit.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Okay, well I need much more than that.

Speaker 8 (04:17):
Ods are if you didn't cut your foreskin off, your
dick would hang lower.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
So but here's the deal, though, if you have a
little dick and you never got the force and cut off,
you have no excuse. Now I know that, Like I
can go home to my wife and go, look, do
you know why it's so small.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I got circumcised and it retracted. Yeah, I'm good to go.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Lay off me guys. With a quick google, I found
foreskin problems. Okay, foreskin problems, dryness, swelling, infection, irritation, just
just like that, just right away, foreskin problems.

Speaker 8 (04:51):
It's a campaign, man campaign from Christianity. Dog, it's a
Christian Campaign's Christianity. Look at the rest of the world,
look at the global statistics. I thought it was Judaism,
thought yeah, which was adopted by Christianity as well.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Oh well, guess what. They were right on the money,
as they usually are. I was watching rump Shaker very young.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Well, I mean, but Rumpshaker is fucking tame compared to
WAP Wet Ass Pussy totally.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Is there a video for Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
I thought it couldn't get more vulgar like music after
like my neck, my back, licked, my pussy and my crack.
But then WAP is just what about last.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Year they had a So you're such a fucking ho
I love it like that.

Speaker 6 (05:40):
That's pretty much not really, I've got a wet ass
pussy that's more gnarly and vulgar than You're such a
fucking ho. I love it.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
It's just what happens to the human body. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
It's a reaction.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yeah, I guess that was metal.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
Yeah one of them is actually worse.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
If dudes have been rapping for however long about how
their stroke.

Speaker 9 (05:59):
Is and how like, like, go ahead and rap about
it like it doesn't I don't care if girls want
to rap about how good they fucked tight.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, I'm done with that. Sure, but it is uh
making me.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
Hornyh Yeah, sure, but uh, I don't want to walk
around with a boner in my regular everyday life.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, when I'm jogging around the lake, I'm not trying
to get a fucking hard on.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
But that's like back in the day, my mom would
not let me listen to MTV or watch MTV because
of that content. So then I had a battle with
fucking censorship my entire life and was like, you.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
Know what I mean, so what do you do? What
do you I don't know.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
I think you just let them want. I mean my
parents didn't really shit. Uh No, I could watch anything.
I could watch any R rated movie and listen to anything.
The only real uh thing that they would stop me
was like porno like I couldn't like if it was
a nudity. Hey, we're putting out the roadblock here on

(07:07):
hardcore porno, Adam turn it off.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Puberty, What a what a bizarre time?

Speaker 7 (07:15):
Do you remember how my God.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Pincio is really a story of puberty when you think
about it.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
I remember being so my dick was hard all the time.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
It was yours wasn't still.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Is was was My dick does not work the same way.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
A minute, it doesn't work.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
It used to be a problem, and now it's it's
it's a problem.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
It's a problem.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
You're damned if you're hard. You're damned if you're not.
That's soft, that's just it so soft.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
It was definitely like there was the moment where you're like, well,
there go, sweatpants, can't do that anymore.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
Yeah, Or if you got called up to the chalkboard
where you have like a boner in sweatpants and you
have to tuck your butt back and do a little dance.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I have in my freshman year of high school.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
I stood up and I had to tuck up and
and then there was like one of my buddies called
me out.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I was like, you just had to took his dick up.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
And I I least snapped. I was like, I have
a boner, what's it to you?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
We all got him.

Speaker 6 (08:25):
And I like kind of went off. And after that
it was a this is a note for if you're
in eighth grade, ninth grade and you're getting a.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Lot of boners, call your boners out, get.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Ahead of it, get ahead of it.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Yes. Then as soon as I did that, all the
kids were like, Yeah, this guy's funny. He's talking about boners.
I'm like, so then I wouldn't shut up about my
boner anytime I got a boner. And it was an announcement.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
So let me get that cans.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
On top of it.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
You're gonna recommended children across America.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
So I'm talking about what I'm saying. Allegedly, take my
advice word for word. Allegedly, if you have an direction,
good job, or you have let's say you're a girl
and you've got giant nipples or something you got you
got like really hard giant nipples and it's and there's
just it's poking out, or your dick is always hard,
whatever it is, get in front of it. If you're

(09:15):
if you're like.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
A fat kid, you have some fat jokes in the
back pocket.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold on, you
went too far. Let's stick with the.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Nile kid with huge nipples and constant bone saying if
you have a thing, because I was a crippled.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Kid in high school or in middle school, if you
have a thing that is that, people are going to
make fun of you about it.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
I would just stick to cripple kids calling it out,
and then I think we're good.

Speaker 6 (09:39):
No, not not just cripple kids, because cripple kids, kids
with boners all the time, kids with hard nipples.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
It's it's important that we as a people are able
to talk about this stuff and not just make fun
of each other. For you, you know what I mean?
Like what Adam did was diffuse the situation. And it's like,
why isn't that kid talking about boners that you know,
the dinner table with his family, So it's not shouldn't
be a thing?

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Can we at least admit that the real hero here
is the friend in the classroom who oughtibly said you
just tucked your boner up. You notoriously have earth shattering orgasms.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
My gasms were well, shake the house, yeah, the gas man.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
I've definitely heard a couple of when we were roommates,
and it was it sounded like felt hello good. I
could barely make it out over you blasting red hot
chili peppers every time?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
What is the stadium Marcadium?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yes, that was his go to.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
It was weird, man, we would hear that all the time.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Well, sorry, you guys weren't fucking well, bro, it's cool, No.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
We're quiet, We're just respectful.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
You guys were making love, not me. I was blasting
stadium rcadium and going to town.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
You fuck, I'm like coitus.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
It's the orgasms. He's got earth shattering orgasms, dude.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
See, I'm not trying to have extra feeling. I'm trying
to imagine that.

Speaker 8 (11:05):
I will say that once I moved out and I
had privacy, my orgasms have become a little bit more
ground breaking, not earth shattering. And I think that it
was the privacy. And it's a shame that I was
worried about what you guys thought about what my orgasms
sounded like enough to keep it quiet, Adam, I got
respect for you for just doing you bro.

Speaker 6 (11:27):
Well, I you know, I out of a level and
I also respect you, and that's why I played the
Chili Peppers so loudly.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Right.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
It's the perfect music to play while having sex because
it's a roller coaster ride. There's some they want stop
the dig and then every once in a while they'll
slow it down and.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Ye phone, so wait you can you can go longer
than one song? Wow? Yeah? Bro?

Speaker 4 (11:53):
We fuck on concept albums.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
Yeah, that's what's up nowadays. Back then, no way, man.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
No way, I gotta skip some trashy.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Oh yeah, there's a few special tracks.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
Definitely wait for the secret song.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Ooh, the crescendo.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
I really love myself. I have really no problem with
any of my features.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
I in the year two thousand and two put a
few bids on the black jeans that Anthony Michael Hall
wore in Edward Scissorhands lost out when they went over
one hundred and twenty dollars.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
It was just a little too deep in my pockets.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
People that don't know who Anthony Michael Hall is, which
none of us really knew who he was and we
had to ask honders. He is from Weird Science and
along with other John Hughes movies, and he was kind
of a nerd when he was a kid, and he
must have that must have waited on him. And then
he was like, I have to lift weights. I have
to be a joked ass I grow dude.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Hey look some people have to do that.

Speaker 8 (12:56):
Okay, Well, we actually did have a senior prom We
had a senior ball so that would have been called.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
A ball king.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
And I was the ball king. That's what they called you.
That's what they called me. They called me at least
because I would go run and get the balls.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
Let's say you come out and you're butt naked, and
now you need that little little trim of hair around
your asshole to keep you warm or else you might die.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Hey, you're not wrong. I'm willing to take that risk.
I get that.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
It's kind of like with a gun, you know, with
butthole hair. It's you'd rather be caught with than without,
because when you do need butthole hair, it's super important.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
I guess I'd rather be caught without a gun in
this situation.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Right, that's your choice. That's your choice.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
I'll tell you my weapon of choice is right here, palist.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
He raised his fist.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
If if someone puts a gun on me, I will
fist them.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Man that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (13:58):
Can we talk about a blake just look absolutely fucking
insane for this podcast?

Speaker 7 (14:03):
Okay, let's get a description.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
With the mask with the one glove but like a
dentist's glove currently touching his nostrils, wrap around glasses, a mask,
and then a bucket hat with a band that. I'm
pretty positive he's never listened to.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
What you're trying to challenge my Grateful Dead love? Come on, brother?

Speaker 6 (14:24):
Oh yeah, what's your favorite Grateful Dead song?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Don't question him, he knows this shit. Oh please tell
me your.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Favorite trucking trucking baby, come on, let's go, thank you?

Speaker 6 (14:35):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Trucking? No? No, no, no, yeah, bro, speaking of trucks.
I live a truck lifestyle, y'all.

Speaker 6 (14:43):
All right, So their most famous one, well it's up there.
You don't know a.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Deep cut at all?

Speaker 5 (14:48):
What's the one with the video where it's just skeletons playing, Yeah,
that's all.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
That's the fucking jam dude.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
They've got jams. They've got jams.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
That song kicks.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
But I saw a grateful Dead if John Mayer.

Speaker 7 (15:01):
Do you know Grateful Dead?

Speaker 6 (15:02):
Bro? No? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
Yeah, so you just like projected on him and Blake
knows Grateful Dead.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
He was like, he knows him.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
I don't believe that Blake is a big grateful dead.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I'm a deadhead. I'm a dead head. Brother.

Speaker 6 (15:13):
I do not believe that he's a dead head.

Speaker 8 (15:15):
I think that you need to know something because the
other day, like we were just talking and I was
working in the backyard and he's like, hey, man flipped
me Grateful Dead playlist just to get in the mood.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yeah, he was setting himself up for this because he
knew we were gonna call him out about the hat
he's doing the legwork.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Dude, do you remember we were like we went to
some like NASCAR event and Channing Tatum was there, and
the way that like women were treating him was flagrant.
Like they would follow him and like grab his ass
and he'd be.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Like, like, pieces of that is my But it's so
cool though, Gosh, I wish I was him. It is crazy.
I mean, your guys' asses probably get grabbed quite a bit. Blake,
You've got a really really.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Nice Yeah, you gotta nice. Took us, Oh, it took
us publicly.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
No, does it get grabbed. My ass gets grabbed when
I'm on the road doing stand up, and I do
those like meet and greets afterwards, which I guess I'm probably.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Never gonna do again because COVID.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
But when I would do those and you're meeting people
after the show, probably within a line of I would
cap it at one hundred people, my ass would get
grabbed twenty five times.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Wow, but you do have a fucking dookie rot.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
Yeah, it's totally meaty.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
You got a dookie bro.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
I got some meat back there that's got a body.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Your boody gets like to the party ten minutes after you.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
It's still coming.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
What's up, dude, you're here? Your is be fair?

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Didn't you get cut out of a Domino's commercials?

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Oh that was an insane Oh that was insane. I
forgot all about that. For those of you that don't know,
I had like a bad accident when I was a kid.
I was hit by a symmetric I couldn't walk for
almost two years, and I was mostly worried about my
boner and.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
That it was.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
I was worried about it, but I was like too
young to like really know. I was like going into
sixth grade. So that's right when boners are starting to peak.
Your interest, and you're like, what's going on down here?
I do remember this is a gnarly story. One of
the first times I ejaculated, and I was taking a
bath because I couldn't stand in a shower. My mom
had to pick me up out of a wheelchair and
place me in a bathtub.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
And I'm listening, I'm jerking off. Meanwhile I jerked off
like this, jerked off like.

Speaker 8 (17:33):
His sho That was the move, by the way, and
then you get to a full circle.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
And then you go, ok, then you go two hands.

Speaker 7 (17:41):
Never got there. I never got there, but I was.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
Drinking off at the bathtub.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Came in the bathtub good, you know good.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
And then as soon as I came I looked down
and saw something floating in the bathtub and it was
my toe. The fuck you have to come to My
toe fell off, my baby toe on my left foot.
You guys know how I have a little nub.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah, my baby told my left foot was like charred
and they're like.

Speaker 6 (18:11):
This will probably just fall off at some point, and
it fell off. Wasn't And I started screaming and I'm naked,
just with just water in the bathtub, and my mom
comes running in and She's like, oh my god, you're
toe and I'm like, get.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Out of here, get out safe for you.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Wait, so when you dizz the water, are you kind
of like scooting around to like dodge.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
It and like the the the water it's like coming
after you.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
And then like, yeah, it was like the first time,
so like I'd done it multiple times before that were
it nothing?

Speaker 8 (18:42):
Yes, this is what we got to talk about, is
the pre able to come jerk off the.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Air coming out? Yeah, what the fuck?

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Man?

Speaker 7 (18:50):
That was weird.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Hey, So if any kids are listening this and you
guys are pre coming and you're not, there's no just
coming out, get ahead of it. Screaming that from the rafter?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Is that your look? Middle school?

Speaker 2 (19:01):
And if you're just this is important, you know, it's
very important.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
This is important.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
I was very good at climbing trees. I still am
to this day.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I could see you being really good.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I love that you were that kid that's like, who's
that this he climbs trees.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
It's as from someone all the way to the top.

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Yeah, he's always hiding from somebody all the way at
the top.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
That's where my dad couldn't reach me.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
You got to come over here during low quats these
and climb my tree and pick some low quats for me.

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Buddy.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
I'll just tell you, when you have a dad like
mine at home, you learn how to climb those trees.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Damn, got get a switchitch.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
This is what I wanted to talk about now.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
This is important. This root therapy. I used my podcast
as a therapy session.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
I feel like these are the kind of conspiracies I'd
like to be spending my time on. Like, is there
multiple marshmallows?

Speaker 6 (19:52):
You've got to get off the conspiracies you're currently on
and get on this. Uh where where is marshmallow conspiracy?

Speaker 7 (19:59):
All right? I was just making a joke.

Speaker 8 (20:00):
I don't need to be be put on a freaking
crucifix right now.

Speaker 7 (20:05):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
I'm not one who got but I just said this
would be a good Well.

Speaker 7 (20:10):
You pointed the finger at me and I you know.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Well, sometimes when someone reacts like this, it's because some
sort of truth is coming out. What's going on?

Speaker 7 (20:19):
Yes? Oh it's all so comedy. Come on now, hahaha.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
The world stage, Kyle.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
You got to say is can we can we please
change the subject?

Speaker 7 (20:30):
Can we change the subject?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
I want to say that so much on this podcast.

Speaker 7 (20:35):
That's a great call. I forgot about that. That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
That's going to be the other name of the podcast
instead of this is important, which it is, which everything
we talk about is it is all important.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
It's going to be change the subject.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Can we change the subject?

Speaker 7 (20:47):
Please change the subject?

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Can we please change the subject?

Speaker 4 (20:51):
It's a real conversation killer for a podcast.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
We please change such a yeah, because it's like, okay,
subject kind of going on a run there?

Speaker 6 (21:02):
If they just had a gym that was all just
breakable shit that you could just go in there and
aggressively smash shit. I feel like that'd be you do.

Speaker 8 (21:11):
It's called a dump run, just like go pick up
people's trash and take it to the dump for them,
and you can just do whatever the hell you want
over there.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
Wow, and you saved the planet.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
How long do you guys brush your teeth for?

Speaker 6 (21:24):
How long?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah? And how much toothpaste do you use? Thirty minutes?

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Just a solid thirty, just a solid thirty every night.
I destroy my toothbrushes. My tooth brushes are absolutely insane.
My wife it's like crazy, so does my two year old.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
It looks like fucking it looks like Giles's hair from
Street Fighter two.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
My uh yeah, my my Denis was like, yo, you
cannot use your rubbing the enamel of.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Your teeth off with your toothbrush.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Because I would strumble.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
The shit off.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Man. He's obviously getting out a lot of anger.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
So this is me circling back to how long you're
doing it? Like how long?

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Because I see like commercials that are like, you do
thirty seconds, this thirty seconds out side thirty seconds spot,
I'm side thirty seconds, and I'm like two minutes.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I do not brush my toeth for two minutes. I
do I brush my teeth for two minutes for two minutes.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
Well, my electric toothbrush has a time.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
Don't you guys have electric? Yeah, it tells you when.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
No, I just fucking I'm a hold school. I'm throwback.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Oh bro, you gotta get a sonic care.

Speaker 7 (22:21):
No, I go myself. I make the noise. It's so
much work.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
I put the batteries right about my huh.

Speaker 6 (22:26):
What I like to put in that work, that little
elbow grease right before going to sleepies.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Obviously you're damaging your mouth.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
This dude's like, oh another workout.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Wait, gotta get all this pent up energy. I might
snap on somebody, Well.

Speaker 7 (22:41):
What's up with the flossing? How who out of there
is flossing? Who's doing that?

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Know?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Never what I'm flossing fashion wise? Almost daily? Yeah, hell yeah,
as everyone.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Knows, says floss. I never floss my teeth, that's wild.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
I don't do it as often as I should, only
if I get something stuck all up in it.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
It's a beef jerky day you got from jerking a
little hard.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
That day we did ghosts in the graveyard and cops
and robbers on bikes.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Cops and robbers was, oh my god, it went down.
That doesn't even have rules. It's just like you just
pretend to shoot each.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Other, all right, but no, you had to.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
It was essentially like group tag cops over here, robbers
over there. And there was like parameters like the block,
and we have like a school on our block, so
you could cut through the school yard and shit.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Can't you put people in jail and stuff too? And
then you can go save people exactly.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
So then if a robber gets to jail when a
cop isn't there, they can tag you and then you're
free again.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (23:39):
Yeah, the game.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I don't know how it ends. I guess it ends
when the cops get all the robbers, but like I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
The robb There's never any like those little kit games.
There's never any ending, you know what I mean. It
just kept going until you had to come home.

Speaker 7 (23:52):
They were designed to just stay.

Speaker 6 (23:55):
I never remember like winning at Cops and Robbers or
like any of those like games that you sort of
make up your own neighborhood rules, right our main shit,
we were just like little vandals and shit. We would
literally just get a bunch of rocks, climb in a tree,
and then throw rocks at cars that are driving tests.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Oh yeah, like happened all day long.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
I remember I had to I got called to like
eat dinner, and I hear my mom screaming my name
down the street, and so I had to go home.
Eight dinner. I came back, all of my friends are
handcuffed sitting on the side of the street, and the
police officer's right there. It was like four of my
friends right there and they were getting handcuffed, and then
the cop took them back to their parents' house because

(24:36):
they shattered some guy's windshield by throwing a freaking rock
through his windshield. Damn freaking goofballs backfired on them.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
Did you guys ever have laser tag infiltrate your groups
of friends? Because that was like something that really really
changed every game.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Like you guys had your own laser tag, like in
the neighborhood.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
De a couple kids on the block had it.

Speaker 8 (24:57):
Yeah, you could buy these vests that like toys r
us and yes, you know you had to charge him.
That was the hard part is always keep making sure
that you had batteries.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
But like nothing's changed.

Speaker 7 (25:06):
Huh, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
He's a god.

Speaker 7 (25:10):
Yeah he is. He's a god.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
He was a god at that party of twenty five people.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
And the weird thing is he's not the coolest brother
Liam is.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
That's right, Team Liam Luke, Team Luke. Oh over Liam.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
Liam's way cool, dude.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
I'm a Liam guy.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
Sorry, Liam, I'm going with the brother I haven't met yet.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah, you've worked with Liam several times.

Speaker 8 (25:32):
Yeah, I thought you were boys with Liam. That's weird
that you check that.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
No, I am, I am, but for sure, for sure
the one I don't know is the coolest.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:40):
I like Liam, I like makes sense.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
I thought maybe some dirty shit happened on set with
you and Liam? Did you have beef? Was it like
you can't be on set together?

Speaker 6 (25:48):
It was definitely a battle of who's the hottest on set?
Every time we walked on set. Every time we walked
on set, it was like real, oh for sure, right,
absolutely right, give and take, push and pull of who
is the sexiest person on Sorry?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
Yeah, do you remember that website actually like Hot or Not?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
It was the fucking funniest thing.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Dude, I love it.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Weren't you You had to pick up Kyle?

Speaker 7 (26:13):
What do you mean you had a picture of course? Yeah,
I loved it. I like lived by it.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
I would check it every fucking three hours and be like,
dude seven point eight in high school, would.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
Got a home of mine on there and he was
at like a nine percent or something.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
We have to bring that back, you guys know, Hot
or Not. It was like you put a picture of
yourself and then the community of.

Speaker 8 (26:32):
This was like two thousand and two, two thousand and three,
like early Internet.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
It was yeah, yeah, earlier Internet.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Do you think anybody popped off that.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
You think anybody who was like the hottest person like
got a call from a manager and then was on.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
Oh for sure, I bet you. Hollywood was like.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
That's how came to be?

Speaker 6 (26:54):
He got Yeah, They're like they're putting it. Lou Pearlman
was putting together ninety eight degree more.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
I want more. I would be willing to bet thousands
of dollars that there's a maximum hot or not issue,
best of hot or not?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Wait, what are you willing to bet?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
I'm willing to bet.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
How millions of dollars? Thousands?

Speaker 6 (27:12):
Put a number on it.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Let's see, maybe one of us wants to take this action.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
Yeah, let's do that.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
There's a hot or not maxim issue.

Speaker 7 (27:19):
So you're betting thousands? That is your manager.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
I don't like to intersect so perfectly.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
You should have been the editor. I don't think they
were doing that. That's why nobody reads that.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
All right, maybe not thousands, but they should have.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
This one's controversial. It's a double There were two discs
because the soundtrack was so good.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Is the soundtrack to Days and Confused better than the movie?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (27:48):
Wow, that's interesting. That's a great question.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
Well, it's it's kind of uh impossible to separate because
the especially on that movie, because that movie, the sound
track pushes the movie along so well and also gets
you in the mood for those hot seventies James.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
So is the accompaniment of the visual better or not,
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
I actually didn't think the name Karen was correct.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
It's not fair because I have an aunt Karen, who's
just a really lovely laker.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
I feel like Barb is like a closer to what
that is.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Susan Susan, I disagree.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
I Susan, Susan's pretty good. Kurt Russell, he's he's he's
this golden right. Yeah, he's the one who's still kind
of like, hey man, he's clean. I'm here, Yeah, I'm steady.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
I mean, if you're not against his lack of commitment,
put a ring on it already? Did he marry Goldiehan spirit?

Speaker 5 (28:47):
Come on, man, so you're a traditionalist, do you believe
in that?

Speaker 4 (28:50):
I am a Christian values? You don't have sex till
you're married, that is true.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
I forgot what the giant cross tattoo on your back?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
It's huge. Well, not everybody's born to play.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
I think I could hit one out at the Colisseum.

Speaker 4 (29:04):
I bet you could? You not?

Speaker 7 (29:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (29:08):
I could not in a million years, could you?

Speaker 2 (29:10):
If I have.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
If I have three months to practice, I'd hit it out.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
All right, Kyle, Okay, start practicing today, and in three months,
I guarantee you we could get you on the green.
Is that what they call it? No, in the batter's box,
on the diamond, off the pitch in the batter's box,
Get me in the box. We'll get you in the
box at the Colisseum, and I want to see this happen.
I bet we can. Blake has the end. He's played

(29:35):
there twice.

Speaker 7 (29:36):
You got pay for.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
It, okay, okay, Yeah, what are all right?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
The Baseball's and sure pay for what you gotta pay
for access.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
You gotta pay for it.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
We're not gonna pay for it.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
They're gonna let us do it. It's not gonna be
during a game.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
You gotta pay for it. I'll do it, Kyle. You
played baseball, right? Is this true?

Speaker 5 (29:54):
That like to hit it out of there? Like the
pitch needs to be at a certain sufficient speed coming in.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
Yeah, that's the biggest thing is I'd have to learn
how to hit like eighty miles an hour.

Speaker 7 (30:04):
The turning on it is probably the hardest.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Well, you're the one who said you need three.

Speaker 7 (30:09):
Months yeah, I think I could do that all right.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
I'm excited to see it.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
It actually would trim up my waistline, which I've been
looking forward to doing.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Oh man, you gotta use that.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
That's the torque that.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
You need to get around on that ball. I think
I would full on liposuction down to like five percent
body fat, just get rid of all of it, just
like that.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Over day, just be wrapped over day.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
This dude just said over day.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
Well, I'm not doing it overnight.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I know, but I love overday.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
I'm not doing it overnight. I'm doing it over at
the daytime.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
You go to like a store, they're like, we'll give
you a Lobo suction over day.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Two for one.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
I'm not doing it overnight, though, I'm doing it, yeah,
over the day, That's that's cool. I'm not I'm not
going in at night time to get it done. And
this is a daytime procedure. I'm going to start in
the morning and they're gonna work however many hours it
takes and get done probably by lunchtime.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
I'll go home and have a shredded ass six pack and.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Back lingerie football. And if you guys at home haven't
watched this shit. It's not just like girls in underwear
playing football.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
They light each other.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
These fucking jock women in like scan not scanly clad,
but they're in like sports bras and like, uh, I
guess like underwear shaped shorts or whatever, but they fucking
light each other up. These quarterbacks have cannons and these
women are catching balls, they're checking people in the walls.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
It's fucking there's YouTube that are in town.

Speaker 8 (31:43):
We found it when we lived at Hamblin and it
was like like scrolling through the direct TV, it's like
Lingerie Football League.

Speaker 7 (31:49):
What is this? Click it on?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Do tell Yeah, and then it's like, holy shit, this
is like a great game.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
This is really good.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
It's speaking of ship talk.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
One of those girls from from that like Highlight Clip
or whatever had the best shit TG game. She was like,
oh my god, did you shoot your pants? To some
of the girl She's like, you fucking stink.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
I was like, uh, she's in her head.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
Now, Oh man, what an ultimate slam? Did you ship
your pants?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
I dream that we wire up every player athlete and
that's all they say.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
That'd be a great thing, Like even in the NFL,
if you're the guy that's wired up, if you're constantly
just going like, oh my god, this guy's just sh
his pants. That's what they keep getting on CBS or
wherever it's airing.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
That's hard knock, softball, hard knock.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
It's just being like, oh, pu, dude, you ship your pots.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Eventually, I believe that djane at that caliber and that
level will evolve into you also are doing magic and illusions.
Just magician DJs.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
You're making people's money disappear to you.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
That that's gonna be my new my next Disney Plus.

Speaker 7 (33:00):
That makes sense.

Speaker 6 (33:01):
Magician DJ, magic DJ, Yeah, magic DJ can't.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
That makes so much sense. The drop of a DJ
is just like the reveal of a magician.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah, doves fly out, come on.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
Yeah, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah, are you gonna do that?

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Blake please please? Hot dog Head, Hot Doghead.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Did you guys get those those nipple things when you
were going through puberty?

Speaker 9 (33:28):
What?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
No? No, no, your nipples hurt?

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Yeah dude, No, I didn't remember that.

Speaker 7 (33:37):
Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I haven't though
about him in.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Years, dude, I remember those. That's why, like people would
be like, oh this one here, they would grab it.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Yes, yeah, that's yes.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
Maybe I'm still waiting for my growth spurt because I've
never heard of it.

Speaker 8 (33:50):
You never had that nipples right now, right, they're pretty
soft at the end. Now, imagine a marble in the
tip and that's what it.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Used to be, bowl in the tip.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah, I specifically remember, like you also never mind going
He also like you didn't get pit here until you
were like I was a late bloomer, get till college college.

Speaker 7 (34:13):
That's why you guys are sot.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
He's I just remember grabbing either like Kyle or my
friend Teddy's nipples and them flipping out, like dude, that
hurts really bad, and it was like, whoa, I thought
I thought this was something we did.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Man.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I loved.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
I loved how quiet you got when you're like I
just remember grabbing Kyle's or.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
You know, pinching like you know, like amongst friends we
pinched nipples.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I just remember grabbing kylegedly.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
I don't know, Kyle, how did you feel when I
did that?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
No?

Speaker 7 (34:51):
I haven't thought about him forever, and yet hurts so
fucking bad.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Man?

Speaker 7 (34:55):
What are those things?

Speaker 4 (34:57):
What is that away?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
That's a good your body being? Like are these gonna
be titties?

Speaker 5 (35:02):
And then your other part of your body's like no, no,
we're holding off and it's like, wait, we were just
trying to make so that's that's scientific. Like the test
those are estrogen pods. So those could be estrogen pods.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
That's what it is.

Speaker 8 (35:12):
And then the testosterone at that point is like nah,
yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
And so what the fuck it forms of marble that
could also be wild milk.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
Correct, Yeah, well this is no, no, no, are you exactly
what it is?

Speaker 7 (35:24):
That's important?

Speaker 2 (35:25):
It is?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
That is important.

Speaker 5 (35:28):
When I moved here, two of my friends were in
a softball league with Nitro from American Gladiators.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
They were like, we just want to meet people.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
They joined up and they're like, dude, Nitro is in
our softball league and I was like, we're in Hollywood, baby.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Whatever happened?

Speaker 6 (35:43):
Didn't they try to bring back American Gladiators and just
sort of.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Yeah, it was back. It was good.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
Yeah, what happened?

Speaker 4 (35:50):
That sucks?

Speaker 6 (35:51):
It was canceled too quickly, man, give it, give it
some time to shine.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
It was kind of a band aid for the Writers
Guild strike and what oh RO five or whatever that was. Oh, yeah,
they like didn't have any TV. They need a reality TV.
They brought back American Gladiators.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
And said take that WGA.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Now, for those of you guys listening, WGA is the
writers killed of America, and sometimes they go on strike
and TV doesn't happen. So American Gladiators happened to.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Go on strike again, and now it's the Rocks Show,
tightened games.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
It's just okay that game.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
I don't want to sound like a sociopath, but it's
too much like the personal story. I don't give a fuck, like,
go out there and play against the gladiators.

Speaker 8 (36:33):
That's what was awesome about American Gladiators is you just
before you knew it, you were in the game, you
were in the event.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Yeah, well that's why American Ninja Warrior rules is because
it's the same with Gladiators. You're like, oh, I could
do that, even if you couldn't, even if you like
probably would just get dras kicked, you believe like, yeah,
you know what I would. I'd chew for the leg
and I'd take them down. I watched Pinocchio.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Oh, terrifying.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
Yeah, that's kind of.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Crazy, scariest movie, and I was high. I was super
I was like, you know what, I want to watch
Pinocchio and just and just you know, ate like six
out of balls and smoked a joint to myself and
truly terrifying islands.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Yeah, it's a minute.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
Here's the story breakdown, and like quick beats.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
It was a nineteen forties movie. It's so old, very old.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
And then so there's Geppetto, super Italian kind of forgot
how like yeah, yeah he is even though his named Scheppetto.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
He's the basis of all Italian people.

Speaker 6 (37:37):
From Yeah, all the stereotypes is Gepetto. And he's like
really into he's kind of weirdo. He's like really into
woodworking and just makes clocks and whenever he's trying to party,
he rocks all the clocks at launch, which makes an insane,
pretty annoying noise, and him and his cat dance. So
he is carving.

Speaker 7 (37:58):
That's how you meet the guy.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Yeah, this is he's covering.

Speaker 6 (38:00):
This Pinocchio and he's like, hey, wish she was a
real boy. And then praise to like the star this
fairy comes down. It's like it's a real boy.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
What did you wish upon a star?

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (38:09):
Who's who's wishing? Okay, cricket is.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Cricket he's like the host of the movie.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Yeah, he's the.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Conscience and let your guy you have a little whistle, Yes.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I remember.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
So anyway, so he becomes a real boy.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
The first thing Geppetto does, which is an insane move,
is he goes, guess what you got to go to
school today? First day this kid's alive. Doesn't even spend
a day like go and have some fun, going to
the water park or something, working man.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
I guess yeah, yeah, I mean it was the middle
of the night that this kid came alive. You don't
even kick with the kids. So anyways, he goes bad father.

Speaker 8 (38:47):
Yeah, that is weird. He's like, my one wish is
that you're a real boy. Okay, get the fuck out
of my hair.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Wants to go to real school. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
So then he doesn't even walk him to school. He
doesn't even walk the kid to school. This is a child,
This is a wooden child. First day alive.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
He's a real boy.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
You as he's not yet he is a real right,
that's the whole plot of the movie, right, he wants
to be real.

Speaker 7 (39:08):
Is that what it is is not actually real because
he still wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (39:11):
He's still yeah school, Then this like Gnarley Fox comes
and was like, oh shit, I'm going to sell this
guy to slavery, allegedly does sells him into like this
this marionette like puppeteer guy who's a psychopath, locks him
in a cage.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Jiminy Cricket gets them, they sneak out, then they get.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Spoilers, then they get nineteen forty spoiler coming in hot, welcome.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
To this is Disney Movies.

Speaker 8 (39:38):
Letting the whole room know that there's your poop in
that potted plant is something of I don't what is that?

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Well, it was the confidence that was built through that
half hour to where I got a rapport with this
audience and it was it was going great. It was
a great show, and they were fully on board with
everything I was doing.

Speaker 7 (39:57):
So you just were like, I'm unstoppable, guys.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I got to be honest. It was a great night,
and you.

Speaker 6 (40:04):
Know, just the honesty that I was trying to have
with this crowd and just admitting like, hey, I didn't
think it was gonna go well because I shit in
that potted plant right before getting on stage, and people
were like, what why throw a weird lie? After he's
built this rapport with us right now. And then I
was like, yo, go check that potted plant. Someone did
and he's like, there's a shit in here.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
I just remember somebody telling a story about how they're
like in their bed with their girlfriend at the time
and the rats were like under their beds scratching around that.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
And they were like, what was that noise? It was like, oh, no,
that's just good.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
That was me and my my ex girlfriend, and I
remember I told her it was the pipes because you
heard like like on the hardwood floor.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
You heard like the rat like.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
On the way in.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
And she was like, what's that? And I go, oh,
an old.

Speaker 6 (40:55):
House, It's just old pipes.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
You just were like rats, rats, rattling pot rat. That
was dude.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Can you imagine if it was a rat suy who
like jumped in your hair and like taught you how
to funk?

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Right there we go, rat too.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Idea.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
I just watched Ratatui for the first time very recently.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
What is a rat to Tui?

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Well, it's I.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
Thought it was a food Okay, great, but where where
where you?

Speaker 5 (41:29):
I said, it's a Pixar movie and you said right,
but I thought it was you also, do you know
it was both of those.

Speaker 8 (41:33):
But you also said that it lands in the back
of your hair and tells you how to funk, and
you called it a ratatu wei and I'm like, how
does the dish land in the back.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
Of your hair?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Have you seen rat? I do understand.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
It's a movie that starts a mouse. Is the mouse
named rattus a rat?

Speaker 8 (41:49):
And no, no, no, no, no, hold on, it's the
mouse named it's a rat named rattatu basically basically, don't
know bullshit?

Speaker 7 (41:57):
Is it known as a rat?

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Tattoo? We eat? He name e t well, no.

Speaker 8 (42:03):
One knows what should we name the male Karen and like,
Kyle was always on the list.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
And yeah, well it's the hard k It's the sound that.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
I thought Chad is a better choice. I honestly thought
Chad is the one.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
I talk about Chad and Derek's for like twenty minutes
on in my stand up special Todd Todd's It's all Todd.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Yeah, I feel like Chad is a bro.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
Well Todd to me sounds like a dumb guy, like, oh,
good one, Todd.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
Yeah, Todd's an idiot, good one, Todd. But that's who
these people are. These people are idiots, right, that's that's the.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
Whole thing for sure.

Speaker 5 (42:37):
Chad is more agros young from in my mind, he's
a young soul.

Speaker 8 (42:42):
Okay, oh wow, interesting Chad is a young soul to.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Oh wait, were we not talking about souls?

Speaker 6 (42:48):
You don't know.

Speaker 7 (42:49):
I actually want to transition to souls.

Speaker 6 (42:51):
That's why the thing's always talking souls.

Speaker 4 (42:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I don't have one, so I just like to talk
about it all.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
Baby, Come on, give yourself some credit. You got a
beautiful heart in there.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Somewhere.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
There should be one bully for high school, and you
run for it, just like you run for prompting.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
He gets to bully. He's the funniest bully.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
What he says is usually true that you are ugly,
and he gets a ride on the.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Back of everyone's wheelchair.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Yeah, they would. They'd always take my wheelchair and push
that ship. I'm like, this isn't your job, man.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
You if you had an electric wheelchair in my high school,
you were somebody's ride to class.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
That was just the the deal you made with the environment.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
I never got the I think my parents didn't have
enough money to to spring for the electric one.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
They were like, yeah, well someone's pushing you.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
I don't want this chiseled ass. Chris Hemsworth ordering pizza.
I want Adam to Vine with a donk ordering pizza.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
No, he's delivering it.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
Are you were delivering it?

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Well, I wasn't ordering. I was a pizza delivery guy.

Speaker 8 (44:00):
That's okay because I was once a delivery guy. And
I know how you sneak slices in the car. Bro
I mean it's all good. You would eat the pizza
couple toppings.

Speaker 7 (44:09):
Yeah, here and there?

Speaker 6 (44:11):
I was you serious?

Speaker 4 (44:12):
I was also a pizza delivery guy. And you have
broken code.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
You are going to hell?

Speaker 4 (44:17):
That is breaking code.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Well, I mean I didn't come on. Guys, everybody takes
a little topic here and there.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Come on, how dare you.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (44:28):
That is breaking code? They trust you with the pizza.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Well, I don't do it anymore. I don't deliver anymore.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
So this is like God, you get it off your chest.
You're getting it off your chest. I got you. You
gotta be prepared for what's gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Yes, are you guys talking to silver civil war? That's
gonna silver war?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Hey, No, that's what people are talking about.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
No, I said civil, I said civil.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
But we're talking about silver have you noticed.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Hey, hey, rewind the podcast. Rewind the podcast and listen.
See if I said silver or civil I think it's
about to be a goddamn civil war in this podcast
booth right now.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
I want to say, you said silver war in Workaholics.
I think Adam Demant said that once.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
Yeah, No, that's it. What's great about playing this dumb
ass character of Adam Demant is I got messed up
and say a lot of stupid shit that just ended
up in the show.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
We're keeping it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
I think my best trick was the skig.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Oh my god, dude, I could just lay some fucking.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
I could skid for days. I was the hardest skidter
on the block.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
That was the best way to arise.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
You're still laying skid marks, right.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Yeah, baby, laying a little tire on the pavement.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Hello, if you saw what if you saw a homie
from like across the playground and you just darted over
to him and then went like like a shit, You're like,
what's up?

Speaker 4 (45:50):
That was always the movie. Yeah, you had to like
see who could skid the longest?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Oh yeah, and you're.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
Talking about from like turning to the side, too, Not right,
not just like the straights.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
A bomb.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Oh that's a nurse. Yeah you turn, yeah, you turn,
and you fucking you tail it over.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
You guys ever fuck with some super sockers?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Oh dude, hell you mean by laramie?

Speaker 7 (46:11):
Laramie?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
What did you?

Speaker 7 (46:12):
What did you guys have? You just had the stand?

Speaker 4 (46:15):
Everybody had a fifty.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, you start with the fifty.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
Had you had to have the fifty and that's that's
what you would tuck in your pants. And then you
would have the five hundred, the double banger.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
That was the two hundred two tanks whatever that one was.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
The five hundred had the backpack or was that the thousands?

Speaker 8 (46:31):
Can we just go from the bottom up and like,
let me get reminded of this.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
By the way, super soccer does not exist anymore, didn't we?
We looked this up in the workholics writer's room.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
It like doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Why not?

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Maybe they're sitting on it till some guy pays four
million dollars for back into it.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
This is important, That's something I would collect.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Uh yeah, I want to say that there was a five, ten, fifteen, thirty,
There was for sure fifty, a seventy five and one hundred,
and then the two hundred.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Okay, So the seventy five was what what color was that?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Orange and yellow?

Speaker 7 (47:04):
That was the orange and yellow one. So the hundred
was the green one.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
No, blue, one hundred was blue?

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Or was that? The fifty?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
The hundred was blue and yellow?

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
The fifty was green bottle yellow gun. That was the
entry one everybody had.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
The fifty fifty was just the first because it was
called the super Sooker fifty because it shot fifty feet.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
Oh shit, I never knew that.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Oh what happened was NERF bought super soaker and kind
of ruined it.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
If we're being real, NERF tried to nervous eye.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
They nerved their.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Soaker and then just turned it into some some nerve shit.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Man, What did they do to it?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
It just it looks like it doesn't hold as much water.
It's just kind of whack as hell.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
People also started putting like bleach and urine in them
and shooting fifty feet and taking off like shooting convertibles.

Speaker 8 (47:47):
I'd like to apologize early for doing that. A teenager
did she I'm just I'm lying. Poonerism's rock. They're very funny,
fucking nuts, knucking futs there's a bumper stick out.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
It's a spoonery sunking go nuts.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Tuck my sits.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Yeah, that that's that to Wait.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
What did you say my sits?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
You said what took my sits? You get it?

Speaker 6 (48:16):
Kind of suck my fits?

Speaker 7 (48:18):
So tuck my sits.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
Tuck talk. He's writing, suck my f.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
I was fast. Nobody could tag me.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
I have a sneaking suspicion that everyone fast wasn't playing
tag they were playing real sports.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
Yeah, Blake, never, you didn't go to the track.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
On the track, no one could tag me, motherfucker. They're
out playing flag football.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
M okay, Well there were other there were other activities
that weren't sanctioned sports that you had to be good at.
On my block, one was tagged. The other was steal
the bacon, and I was nasty on that.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yo, steal the bacon? God so ruthless.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
You want to know the other one? Kick the can?
Can I ever play that? That game was damn ruthless.

Speaker 6 (49:15):
Hey, did you grow up in the fifties.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
I know, I grew up in a field in Iowa.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Adams getting Adams getting like shanked with knives and you're
like kicking cans.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Bro, we lived in a court like you can play
games like that?

Speaker 2 (49:26):
What is take the can?

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Kick the can is so tight.

Speaker 6 (49:32):
I caught myself just like touching people, probably more than
I normally would like.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Crew guys.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
I was just like, kind of.

Speaker 8 (49:39):
Oh because of lack of human contact.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
And I know that they don't have it and you
haven't touched another person, and so goddamn.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Long, yes, soon as you get the green light, your cansy.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
These guys did have a certain musculature that made you
want to grab them.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
Oh my god, these these professional shark divers.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Can we talk about a fucking hot they were?

Speaker 7 (49:58):
Please do I'm over give me the descriptions.

Speaker 6 (50:04):
Long there was no for real. There was this dude
that was I mean he a local bahaman, gentleman, bahamanam
uh ripped dude just like and he had like this
wet suit.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Wet suit so much cooler.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Why don't we all have trucks, trucks freaking rock dude,
let's get some flatbed. I want to be flatbed boystbed.
Yeah he does. I've been on it a few times.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
My gosh.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Yeah, when does wine mouth kick in?

Speaker 6 (50:47):
When does it kick in?

Speaker 7 (50:48):
It could be two bottles.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
If you're drinking like shitty wine, I want to say,
maybe it like leaves a film, or maybe it's a
sign of grape wine.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Yeah, that's the good stuff.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
It could also be like a black light for brushing
teeth if like the.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
While yes, the Tarzan listerine guy hasn't swung through that mouth,
that's another.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Uh, it's a ginger bis indicator.

Speaker 7 (51:14):
So you're always going to get rimshot.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
Hey, guys, how to avoid wine mouth. Brush your teeth
before eating, not after the tannin's in the wine, cling
to any plaque on your teeth. So technically, if you've
got more plaque on your teeth, you're gonna get more
wine mouth.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
This just made it so much worse.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
This mosfucker doesn't brush.

Speaker 8 (51:32):
It is it's the wine mouth is the black light
of oral hygiene.

Speaker 6 (51:38):
You know what video I get sent every once in
a while is, uh, who gets the dog?

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Damn the dog?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Dude?

Speaker 6 (51:50):
We won a dog? Me Kyle and our old roommate Teddy,
we want a dog? On a TV show called Who
Gets the Dog? Where three groups of like family or friends,
three different groups battle over like who the dog likes
more and who they feel would be the best fit
for this dog.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
And then we ended up winning.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
And I'm like, I got on all fours because I'm
a fucking cheese dick Ham and acted like a dog
to like win.

Speaker 8 (52:18):
I was like, yeah, it was really a testament to
our acting, like being like, we want to win so bad,
will put on whatever, We'll say whatever, we have to
holl the heart strings of America.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
And you won the dog.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Yeah, one the dog.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
And then they we have this this dog, Rocky who
now lives.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
With uh with Teddy's family.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
I think, oh, yeah, what's the deal.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Are you eating sushi off for people?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
Yes, you can't do that right now. They're sanitized.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
What is the fish? The fish is sanitized the people.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
You put the fish on and eat it all.

Speaker 8 (52:57):
Out where I live, like sometimes in the middle of
the night, the pack of coyotes will get something and
they will just go crazy, like crazy, and you hear
the animal.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
That they got, like screaming and stuff. It is the
most like.

Speaker 8 (53:11):
Fucking leave me alone, Leave me the fuck alone.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
No, don't kill me.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Oh not my face, don't eat my face first?

Speaker 6 (53:18):
Yeah, eat my ass first.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Oh, just please eat my my ass.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Honey, honey. The coyotes are out there again.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Eat my ass.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Please eat my ass first? Oh god, why not my face?

Speaker 7 (53:33):
Just focus on the ass.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Please? What are you doing out there?

Speaker 7 (53:38):
That's what I'm definitely saying that.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
I'm definitely saying that when I if I get attacked
by anything, it's.

Speaker 7 (53:44):
Just like, please eat my ass first, then eat what.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
Kyle just walks into the woods, Just ass first, just
ready to get gobbled.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Are you going out to the woods again.

Speaker 7 (53:54):
I'm laying traps. I'm laying more traps. Just eat my ass,
Eat my ass.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
That's why I hope my ghost says in the afterlife.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
What was on these mixtapes?

Speaker 6 (54:06):
And who were you giving them to?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Because I know you and your friends weren't fucking in
high school.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
Yeah, if there was no Jill Scott in there, you're disqualified.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
It's true.

Speaker 6 (54:15):
I know.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
I know their whole crew.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
That wasn't a high school fucking crew right now, not
at all.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
No dish there.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
We did go to script clubs though, a lot.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Of magic the gathering, Yeah, gathering.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
I remember when I think I must have been living
with Teddy or something, but I remember at Camden when
we lived together, he came over and like your friends
came in town and I was like, oh shit, we're
gonna party and everything. And then you guys played Magic
the Gathering for four days, s right, And I don't
know how to play, and so it's just me kind

(54:50):
of drinking, sitting around the outside of the circle being like,
does it anyone, Yeah, dude, trying to go do anything,
like no, we're this mage is. I don't even know
how to make fun of it because I truly don't
know Magic.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
The Gathering at all.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
So you found yourself knee deep in a booster draft. Brother,
you buy a box, you make a deck, you go
at it for about four days with your tightest bros,
and you'd come out stronger for it. It's a bro bond.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
We're talking about the cameras at the front of the
house to make sure people aren't shitting on your doorstep
for any weird stuff.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
Home security cameras, right, the cameras at the front of
your house and the.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
Back and all around and inside for some people I know, Isaac,
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Well, I got robbed like a handful of years ago.

Speaker 6 (55:36):
That's when I put mine up and my neighbor told me,
this is how shitty neighbors are in Los Angeles, like
they truly don't give a fuck. The guy my neighbor
was like, oh yeah, I told him I got robbed,
and he was like, oh yeah, I saw someone digging
through your trash wearing scream masks. What two guys? And
I'm like, you didn't think to call the police, and

(55:57):
goes na, I just figured it was someone just looking
for cans or something.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
And I'm like, in a scream mask.

Speaker 7 (56:03):
That's so terrifying, that's amazing.

Speaker 8 (56:06):
Yeah, they were actually robbing your house in scream masks.

Speaker 7 (56:08):
Apparently that's kind of fucking baller.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Off the charge.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Until you're stabbed to death.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
By the way your neighbor robbed you and then told
you there were some people with scream masks going through
your garbage, so that you're totally thrown Oh yeah, oh yeah,
because the first thing you're thinking is, well, it's definitely
not this asshole who just saw them.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
It didn't tell me, right, look at me, sherlock home.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Oh, all of a sudden, I just hear him playing
on a Casio keyboard holding an antique rifle.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Is that what's taken from you?

Speaker 6 (56:41):
Yeah, there's like two things got stolen.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Who plays a keyboard you play keyboard My.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Uh yeah, man, I took the ivory.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
They're not ivories or plastic on a keyboard player.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Well, dude, these are This was elite level Cassio busty.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
You kill the elephant, you get like toilet paper and
remnants there, and I'm like, get it out of there.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
Maybe allegedly there was tons of threesomes happening between the
maid the wife, right, maybe the animals are in there,
they're watching. I'm not sure.

Speaker 8 (57:11):
My opinion from my own opinion from the outside, I
don't like that.

Speaker 7 (57:16):
I don't like that. So he's kind of a piece
of shit.

Speaker 6 (57:21):
I wear spandex shorts and I get after it. There
is penile enlargement surgery and it's fifteen thousand dollars with
an ump front.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
One thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
That's a deal about seven eight inches.

Speaker 6 (57:35):
We should make a bet and whoever wins the bet,
we all pitch in and get that person a bigger dick.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Oh that'd be fun. I like that.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
But do we do a percentage wise or like you
automatically have to add four inches?

Speaker 6 (57:49):
I think it's you're gonna work with whatever they say.
They could give you, is that what it is? I don't.
I don't think they can say. I don't think you
could go. I want four inches.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Right, They kind of pieces of skin from your body
and add it all up into a pile.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Okay. It says that it can increase length and girth
measurement around the penis, which is girth of about one
and a half to two and a.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Half inches while flaccid and erect. That's a lot an
extra two and a half inches. I don't like a
fourteen inch dick.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Okay, alright, that is crazy, Adam. What about you? What's
your surgery?

Speaker 6 (58:31):
You know?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
I don't know, I think for sure.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
But also beyond that, I feel like all of us
want that.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
I think you say it's dick, and then you get
it's a two fer. It's a two fer you get. Yeah,
if you get the dick, you get the other one
for free.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
If you can get an extra two and a half inches,
that's a jambone right there.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
This motherfucker call back.

Speaker 7 (58:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
Probably, I say, I'm not losing my hair yet, but
I know I've seen my father, and I see all
the men in my family, and they're all pretty fucking bald.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Mother's dad was bald.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
He died when he was like forty, and he still
had hair. Like the photos, he still had hair. But
I'm like, is that just how he's combing it?

Speaker 6 (59:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
My mom said he had a full head, but there
was not a lot of photos.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
I just want what's cool is that You're like, I'm
worried about my hair falling out, But my mom's dad
he died at forty, but I'm not worried about the
health and publications.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
It's an elective surgery.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
He had a heart attack because he was like he
was like an alcoholic, you know, so I'm not stopping drinking.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:38):
Wow, remember I Workaholics When we had a dog eat
my ass.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
And it was like, oh yeah what it was the bulldog.

Speaker 7 (59:46):
From Modern Family. That was like, well it licked mountain
dew code red out of your butt.

Speaker 6 (59:51):
Crack. Wait that was that was the episode.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
That was the entire episode?

Speaker 6 (59:57):
Now what was what was the plot?

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
It was the one where we went back to school
and I was teasing the National.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Guard or the Coast Guard.

Speaker 7 (01:00:05):
The Coast Guard yeah, oh sure, sure, they like tracked me.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Down with their dog and they're like pour code, read
down his buck crack and make the dog with it,
and like in a TV show, you're like, hah, that's
that's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
How are we practically doing this? And everyone's like.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
We're putting peanut butter on your butt and then we're
gonna have a dog.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
That's practical. Movie magic Baby.

Speaker 8 (01:00:29):
We did you the justice of not putting it in
near the hole. It was like on your cheek.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Right, the justice probably felt hella good, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
The service. Yeah, but you think the dog's and be like, oh,
I'll be right over here.

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
No, he went for it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
He's lived the credit card.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
I was on set.

Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
That was a good morning. That was a really good morning.
I remember, fantastic morning.

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
I'm surprised the animal people weren't like, absolutely no way,
because they're they're pretty fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
And if you're just this is important, Oh, it's very important.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
This is important.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
M