November 28, 2023 • 37 mins
Daniel discusses his mental health with the voice behind your meditation practice, wellness expert Rosie Acosta.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Have you ever gone to like a silent retreat?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, I've been to lots of silent retreat have you
no fucking way? Well, I'm just it's such a first
of all, I don't even believe in yoga. Let me
just say that, So.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You're not ever gonna go to a yoga retreat.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Those things are dumb. Those and there's always like two
celebrities walking around that everybody talks about. Can you believe
so and so is there the whole time? He's so wonderful?
What shut the fuck up?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Kashaw Cash Show.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Welcome to another episode of Tosh show Man. I'm just
churning these things out lately. Eddie. How are you today?
Doing great? Good good, good, good, good good. I'm excited.
Ask me why I'm excited, Eddie? What are you excited? Daniel?
Because my family is gone, my wife's family, my in
laws were in town visiting, and that's always nice when
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they leave. Here's let me give you a great hack
if if you're in a position where you can afford this,
I always pay for my in laws travel. I book
it that way. There's no oh cause you tell people like, oh,
you're gonna come out for four days and it's like,
oh yeah, well we decided. We decided it was cheaper.
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We saved eighty dollars if we stay for a month.
It's like no, no. I booked their travel and I
book them on a direct flight Tampa to la and
then then I put them on the direct flight home.
I always put them on a nicer seat on the
way out. You want, you want their their energy and
their mood to be good when they get here, because
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lord knows, I got six days to go on. I'd
say the time zone. I mean, there's a I have
a few complaints. Hey, I'll tell you another thing that
was insane that happened my father in law. I walk
out to the living room and he's just sitting there
and I'm like, hey, you're you're sitting on a throw
pillow like there's like it's just a couch with a
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couple throw pillows in the corners, and he had one
down flat and was sitting not not like kind of
half like just flat out sitting on a th That's insane,
right in booster cushion. Well, that's funny you say that.
That's funny you say a booster because he is a
short man, so maybe he was doing it to give
himself a little lift. All I know is that's what
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I nap on. And now I've got pink eye, but
I do nap on it. Like don't you don't fucking
sit on someone's throw pillows. That's crazy, right behavior. No,
you don't know anything about. Now. I'm just gonna go
to a list of things they do that bother me,
her family, every last one of them. I always like
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secretly give her eye contact to point it out because
she does it too. They don't push in chairs ever.
They get up from a chair, they've moved a chair,
they never put it back where it was. Here's the
thing I have OCD. You know, I'm very organized. I
like things clean clean, I like things in their place.
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I also don't like saying thank you, so I'd rather
people not do things for me, just so I don't
have to say thank you. That's I know, that's on me.
That's insane. I've got a lot of issues, but they are, Hey,
we're gonna Can we do the dishes? Can we help
clean up? No? I don't want to spend the next
two weeks trying to find wherever the fuck you put
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my stuff? Was like, oh, we just want to be easy. No,
you don't. I don't want to be easy. Just tell
me what you want to eat and I'll make it appear.
And don't say, oh, we just want to hang we'll
just hang out. You're not gonna just hang out. Let's
do something. Let's go somewhere. The amount of times that
is walk in and see four of them just staring
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at their phones on my couch, it's infuriating. I don't
even know who they're texting. They're all people that they
know were in the room. Do we have any videos
this week? Yeah, we do have a video. Oh all right,
play that. This video is brought to you by Chipotle.
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I can't imagine Chipotle would sponsor us, but for real,
if you want to play that video game, stand or not.
This is very common on the Venice boardwalk. I remember
the first time I saw someone shitting on the street
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in La I was like when I moved out here,
I was like, Oh, this place is great. Today's guest
is a mental health expert. Mental health is so in
right now. It's definitely what the cool kids are talking
about and something our parents never did, like global warming
and eating ass. That funny how we just openly about
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eating ass and all. That's such a difference. Comedians, for
the most part, aren't exactly known for their mental health,
which I'm okay with. I don't meditate either. I don't
want to be alone with my thoughts. I get furious
if I go to the bathroom and I forgot my phone.
Why do I want to talk to a wellness guru
when I like being grumpy? Because she has the greatest voice.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Enjoy Pasha all right, if you're a person with crippling anxiety,
then you will recognize the soothing voice of today's guest.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
She's my favorite mental wellness coach, even though I've never
used one. Please welcome Rosie. I didn't wear shoes for
you today because I felt like that was oh good.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh you thought it was going to come.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I love when I assume you're going to come here,
just be like totally zen and like soft spoken.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I think in general, you're gonna have to just be
to me like I'm an idiot the whole time. If
I were just like to meet you and say, what
do you do for a living, how would you describe it?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm an author, so I'm a writer.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I teach mindfulness and meditation, and I teach yoga and
I'm a wellness coach. Basically my world is encompassed by
this intention that I have to empower people to become well.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Do you ever blow up in a rage and like yeah,
like yell and oh of course, Okay, I don't know
if you're like it's always peaceful? Well, I know, but
I didn't know. I didn't know if your wellness trumped
your roots.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Oh no, it doesn't. I still that you still are
still in there. Just because I'm polysyllabic doesn't mean that
I don't get hood.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't. I don't even use the term hood. How
much does Headspace pay you?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean did you start out rocking there? No?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No, no, no, I I just started with them.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I've only been at Headspace for about a year, but
I was doing my own stuff prior to that, and.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Then they came calling to you. Do you have a
different voice that you for when you're I don't like
on the app?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You know what's interesting is that I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
And I think that that's why a lot of my
students like to do my practices, because I don't change
into Okay, now we're going to although that some people
might like that.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I do. I like that. I'd like you to come
over to read to my kids at night.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Oh that would be nice, and I'd love to do that.
I've done that before for my students, because you.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Just call people your students, anyone that listens to you.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Well, there's specific students that have been practicing with me
for many years. But I would just say, my friends,
I think everybody's my your students.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
How much do they and then they just pay you?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Uh yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
For many years? They can't There's no end.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
There's no end to it. I mean there is an end.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
There is a point where I graduate them and they
move on or forward with all the tools because I
mean truly, you hire a coach for a short amount
of time, right because if your coaches doing their job,
then they will empower you to learn what you need
to learn and then you can move on if somebody
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hires or if you hire somebody and they're like, oh,
we're gonna be working together for the next decade.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Man, decades not that long. If you if I knew
you could fix me in a decade, I'd give it
a shot. But I don't think you could. So I'm
not going to start the exercise.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
There's actually this book that one of my mentors wrote.
His name Stephen Cautler.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I don't know. You may or may not have heard
of him.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I've never heard of him.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
He has a book called nar Country that he just wrote,
and it's all about the longevity of aging and how
you can in fact teach an old Doug new trick.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
So and that's like scientific a.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Whole book just to say that book, just to say that. Turner,
do you ever meditate to recordings of your own voice?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
No, I don't like to listen to the sound of
my voice.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
This is the first question I asked every guest. Okay,
do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
It's like I have two sides of my brain that
one side can believe something or see something that's kind
of unexplainable, and then the other side that's like there's
no possible way that that is.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Could you give me one example of something that you've
seen that's unexplainable.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, I'll tell you a quick story.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Okay, So when my boyfriend and I first started dating,
there was a lot of weird things happening around the house.
You know, like just very strange lights turning off that
kind of thing, which okay, you can explain away. But
there was this one incident that happened. We were sitting
across from each other. We were in the tub, We're
taking a bath.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I know, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
We had We're sitting across from each other, and he
was drinking a glass of wine and as we were talking,
I see this like misty shadow hand kind of reach
across his face and I saw the fingertips of this
like misty dark hand grab the top of the wine
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like that, and then you just hear crack, crack, crack,
and then he grabs the wine glass and he picks
it up and reaches for the top of the rim
of the glass and just pulls it off like it
was laser cut off of the wine glass.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I have pictures of this I can show.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
You because I've told everybody the story to try and
debunk it.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Like, how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I hear, I mean, if you want me to, it
didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Your nuts, I imagined the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay, I mean, you buy shitty wine glasses could be
another I think true. Maybe are you like an amazing
happy person outside of your work.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
This is a great question, by the way, because I
always think it's funny when people just assume that because
somebody's job is to teach people how to be more present,
that they're like the most present people have no problems,
are so not reactive, And for me, it's the complete opposite.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You're a man.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Oh yeah, I do what I do because of how
big of a mess I am.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Huh, yeah, I don't want to hear that at all.
Do you meditate every day for yourself?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Of course? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Okay, Well, I mean I assumed, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And how long?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Typically like forty five minutes to an hour for you?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh my goodness, that's insanity.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is that too long or too short?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Really, it's so crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Tell me what the resistance is, because we were just
talking about this.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I mean, do you know that meditation.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Is good for you? I'm going to say yes, I
know that. Okay, I'm going to say that everything that
you probably think I should do, I know I should do,
and I completely refuse it. Okay, Well, my son is
in preschool and they have reiki once a week, they
have meditation every day, and I just laugh and they
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send me videos of my my son holding crystals and
like just peacefully sitting there and like having good thoughts
and and it's just the sweetest thing I've ever can
bring me to tears every time I watch it. It's
just the cutest And I just think about like the
childhood I had, you know, which was my dad like saying, hey,
go grab the ping pong paddle, I'm going to spank
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you right now. Like just very different.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, very different.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
My sense is as you're talking about your son holding
the crystals and like in the state that you think
it's silly. It's silly, but you also think it's sweet.
But also for you you can't imagine yourself doing never
do that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Have you ever tried it? Yeah, and tell me what happened.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I don't think. I think it was just like I
started day dreaming or I fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
But what happens? Why the resistance to meditation?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I'm just kidding. I would just rather watch something on TV.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Like what happens in your mind when you're sitting there.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't. I don't. First of all, I don't. It's
not tribal. Yes, okay, for how long is long until
I'm yelled at to do something.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
How long is that?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I don't know. I mean, it depends on some of
the hide I go places, just so that nobody in
the family knows where I'm at, what.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Happens in your Are you? What are you doing when
you're hiding.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Trying to sleep?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Sy's but are you? But that could be a meditation.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
As long as sleeping is considered meditation. I love it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I think that naps are considered.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
What do you think of crystals? Just the dumbest thing
in the world.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I'm kind of on the fence because I I almost
feel like they're It's like the placebo effect, you know.
I mean, some people really believe that they can harness
energy from you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You people are dumb. I mean, there's two crystal shops
near my house. Oh I two. I have somebody that
represents me. I'm not going to say who, all right,
but they They've worked closely with me in my career
for over twenty seven years. They're a witch first of all. Okay,
when I go on tour, they'll like ram a chicken
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foot in my pocket or something like that. They always
like give me money, trees as gifts and things like that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh, that's fun.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Just just every bit of it nonsense.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But you don't buy any of it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
No, But I don't ever want to, you know, persuade
this person.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Okay, so you're doing it for them, you're not doing
it for yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, But what if it's been working.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Right, No, anything great, then I reap the benefits of it. Right.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
So that's the way I see it. That's the way
I see a lot.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Of this, you know, like reiki healing or crystals. It's
it's what you believe, you know. I'm look, I was
raised Catholic, right, so for me, there are certain things
that like I wouldn't mess with, you know, like I'm
not going to go play Oige Award or.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Something because you don't want to go to hell.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Well, no, because I don't want a demon attached to me.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I like it all. I'm fascinated by it all, okay,
But but this is what I personally. I like. I
like spa music, okay, I like essential oils Okay, smell
that stuff. And I like I like massages. That's and
that's a.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Really great But that's a good meditation practice for you.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
That's really good, you know, because it Why do you
like to why do you like to get a massage?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Because I'm going to tell you why I like to
get massages. It's the only time I can have a
woman that's not my wife touched me. So that's that's exciting.
I only like to have females massage me. Oh no,
I've never once in my life been aroused from a massage.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh, you know, I've always wondered that about men.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
People always say that guys. I go, they touch close
and bob and you get excited and you It's never
happened in my life. I've never been sexually turned on
from a massage. Yet I don't want a man to
rub me.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
What about this this world overlaps with uh, speaking of sex?
It does kind of people. Yeah, did you do you
use this fun? Do you do that stuff too? Or
believe that tan trick all that stuff? Oh where they
like don't touch you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, I've yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I have, I've work, right, I mean, it's nice, it
is nice.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Have you never with your wife?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
You know?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
The thing is it's like we're so conditioned in our
society to just like yep mm hmm, and that's it,
you know, And I think it takes a lot more for,
especially for women to feel aroused.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
What vibrators are for.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Continue, But that's so not like, you know, do you
want to rely on a battery operated device every time?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Our is the solar?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But oh so it lasts a really long time.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well, as long as she's out in the backyard. Where
are you from?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I grew up in East l A. Yeah, I grew
up in East La. Beat yeah now itays right?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Know anything about it? Well, it's amazing. No, I can't
imagine it is. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
It's one of those things where it's like when you're
a kid and you hear the songs about Compton and
stuff like that, you're like, well, I'm never going to
go there. When you're like this, like white kid from
the suburbs in Florida.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, probably not a great place to go.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You don't live in East LA anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I don't. I'm in the valley now.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Look at that, I know. Is that what you always
dreamed of?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Actually it's the place that I said I would never
ever move to.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
If you're from LA. The valley's like the epitome of
selling now yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Selling out suburbias, you know, but it's not it's safe
you know, it's just nobody wants.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
To go there.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You don't want safe, No, I want to live in fear.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Did you live in fear as a kid?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I did?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Well, I grew up in the early nineties, you know,
during what is called the Decade of Death. I lived
in a like apartment complex that sat right in the
middle of two rivaling gangs. So we were always kind
of caught in the middle of drive by shootings and
gang violence and fights. But the interesting thing about that
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is growing up in that kind of environment, you're growing
up around other kids that are also experiencing the same.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Type of I guess PTSD you would call it.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Do you really try to steal a cop car when
you're fifteen years old?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I did. I did attempt it.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
How far did you get?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Do you get in the car? Yes? Do you close
the door?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Turned the key it was already on. Okay. Did you
call in No?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I just I just put it in reverse and then
the cops pulled up behind and I just put it
back in park and I got out, So I didn't
drive away with it.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Do you arrested?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Of course I got arrested.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh really? I went to jail, to jail for that,
you could. I didn't go to jail.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I didn't go like, I wasn't there for a long time.
I got arrested and I.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Got booked, right, Yeah, you weren't. You didn't try to
get like cute your way out of it.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Oh yeah, they were not having any of it. And
then when I got booked, the booking guy that was there,
he's like entering my information and he just looked at
me and he was like, welcome to life in the system.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And I was like, oh, Jesus, I will cut you.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Okay, and Jesus back to you now, both of you
doing your part. Do you have childhood friends that you're
still close with?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, I do a.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Couple because you have to. Well, yeah, I'm scared they're
going to come after me. And then some family members
you just can't get rid of.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And I think that's more of a cultural thing. Yeah,
I'm happy to get rid of family members.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
That's a good boundary to have.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh as soon as I like see the way they
vote on a few issues, I'm like, you're out.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
How do you do? Really you do? Did you grow
up being close with your family though?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
No, I don't know they were great. I had an
easy childhood, I had fun. I enjoyed most stages of
my life. I've never looked back on my life and
like that was the best time of my life. Okay,
I've always.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Been like no, like you're good with it, you can
move on.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I feel like I'm living in the now at all times.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
That's good. You're being present.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Maybe that's why you don't need to meditate or you
feel like you don't. I don't have you ever gone
to like a silent retreat.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, I've been to lots of silent retreat have you
no fucking way. Well, I'm just it's such a first
of all, I don't even believe in yoga. Let me
just say that. It's like it's all not like go
home and stretch.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
But doesn't it feel it's hot?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yogat? Oh good, Okay, we're gonna We're gonna all sweat.
I'm gonna smell you. And then there's like two guys
in the class because they want people to look at
the silhouette their dong. I don't like them either. I
don't know why they're there.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So you're not ever gonna go to a yoga retreat.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, No, those things are dumb. Those and there's always like
two celebrities walking around that everybody talks about. Can you
believe so and so is there the whole time? He's
so wonderful. Shut the fuck up. We didn't talk for
six days. Oh lovely, she just send that money to Ukraine? Assholes? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Sorry, not sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
So I've never been a retreat? Was the.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
You should go to one?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
What happens in your brain when you're sitting there and
not thinking thinking? Can you get your mind to just
be quiet?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Sure? Yeah, yeah, I'm not like like sometimes I'll wake
up in my wife like, oh I couldn't get to
sleep my I just kept thinking a thousand things and
I'm like, what do you stop? And then I just
roll back over and fall asleep in our six hours.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
That's good? Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of jealous.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
See I think that's what someone should say to me. Yeah, like, hey,
you know what you're You're in the right space. Yeah,
that's good, you're not you don't need to do any
of this stuff. You don't need to. I'm not saying no,
I know you're not saying that, but that's what I
want someone.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Oh you want someone to say, I'm not going to
say that to you, but I will say that I'm
jealous that you can do that, because that's ultimately the goal.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's well, well, that's the you know, one time I
despise acting as a perfe It's nothing I've ever been
interested in. One time, you move out here as a comedian,
You're chasing your dreams living in California, and it's so exciting.
They want you to audition, and it's humiliating the audition
it is. Of course. One time I was like, oh,
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I really would this would be a good part, and
my manager was like, well, I hired an acting coach
for you, and I'm like, oh, that sounds horrible. And
then I did it with this acting coach and the
acting coach told me after like we did like our
read through. He's like that's perfect. And I was like, well,
then I'll never ever hire you again. And also I
didn't get the part, and I've never been a good actor,
(22:38):
but you know, that's all I All I needed was
one person to tell me, oh, no, that was you
did it good. That was good. And then I was like,
well then this is stupid.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
That was it, And that's all the reassurance you needed.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
To know that I that this is silly.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
You don't like acting at all.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, But in fairness, I really don't like comedy either. Well,
it's because it's it's embarrassing to me to think, like, oh,
I'm going to go on stage and tell jokes to
people and make them laugh. If I think of it
as an actual profession, it's like absurd and silly.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, but it's also hilarious.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Again. I've gotten to an age now where it's like
I'm older and I can go, Okay, what I do
for a living is is not that important?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
We need to laugh, of course, but you're gonna get
it somewhere else if you don't get it from me.
So it's like, you know, one less comedian is not
gonna affect anything. I feel like you this sounds like
a suicide note.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
No, I feel like you're you would be like a
really great spiritual guru.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
That should be your next job.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I wouldn't want it to con people into hanging out
with me.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
How is that conning?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I don't know. Just because I assume you need followers,
you already have followers. Yeah, I don't want them. I
tell my fans all the time. I wish they would
just leave. Why then I wouldn't have to go on stage.
My night would have been better had they not own up.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Have you ever done a show where nobody showed up?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I mean recently?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
No? No, No, like back in the day.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, of course, where there's like, oh, there's three people
and yeah, but you're still itching to get up there.
I'm gonna make.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
These like tell me what that was like for you
to get up there for three people and you just
did your thing?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
No I didn't confidence Yes, of course, I was like,
this is dumb. I'd rather not do this then than
try to, you know, pay my dues this way.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I think it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I struggled. I struggled for like six weeks before things
really started cooking. Six weeks. Oh my god, that was
a joke. That was a joke, Like I'm leaving. What
about where are you on therapy? You think we all
should do therapy? Or no?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I think you should probably do therapy.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I can't tell me why because I'm because, uh, this
is why I hate everybody that lives in my neighborhood. Okay,
let's say that they're like people that were born and
raised there out in Malibui. I'm like out in West Malibu,
you know, farm bigger, you know people, we have chickens,
(25:08):
yeah whatever, bigger lots. Yes. So the people that were
raised out there, it wasn't like high society back then,
and so they're kind of this Malabamians and they feel entitled,
and so I hate them because they're like, oh, these
new people here like locals only. I hate anything anybody
(25:31):
that ever says. My son had a shirt once ha
said locals only, and I told him, I, God, don't
wear that. He goes, mom picked out. I don't like it.
I go usually, I want you to wear a shirt
that says non locals welcomed.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna make that shirt. I'm gonna make that
non locals welcome. I'd like to somebody brand that for me. Anyway.
Then I hate everybody that is there now, like because
it's expensive now. So they've moved there because they've succeeded
financially in life. And when you succeed financially in life,
(26:04):
you think every decision that you've made is the right one.
You're constantly being told that you're oh, so you can't
be told otherwise. So that's why I hate all of them.
I only bond with my gardener. It's like it's like
the only people I can ever talk to you.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So you don't have any neighbors that you can get
along with.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yes, some, but they're just so many assholes.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Okay, No, what does this have to do with therapy?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
So it's great. I'm glad you got me back to
the point my thinking, and I'm sure it's wrong. I
accept that. Is that the reason that I've gotten to
where I am? This kid from a shitty town in Florida.
So I came from that and now I've got all this,
and I in my head think, well, all of those
(26:54):
little demons is what allowed me to get here, so
I better keep them.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Oh you think it's going to take your edge away?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
It's kind of like when bands they get sober and
then they lose their artistic.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Bands should never get sober.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I'm with you because I'm like, what happens you guys?
The music has gone downward? But is that what you think?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I don't know if I think it, but it's like
it served me well.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
So is there a world where perhaps it will enhance, Yeah,
but but.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Why risk it?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
How much better do I want my life to be?
My life's great? You know, I got a good family, Yeah,
bills are paid, things are good. Let's not let's not
rock the boat yet.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
How does going to therapy damage that because I don't
have I'm not saying that you need.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm not saying you have.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
To go to You already told me any therapies don't.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Just saying like, I think everybody would benefit from time,
you know, but you know what you're talking about things now,
So I'd.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Rather I'd rather a therapist spend her time on a
kid from East LA that didn't have so many things
go right for them in their life, then waste their
time listening to me fucking wine. It's probably where my head's.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That everybody's problems are important.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
But this is the thing that's not true.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
No, it is, it is everybody's.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
You know, I think that this is so this is
this is going back to what you said earlier about
the all locals or all non local people welcome, right,
So it's like, how do we then create this community
or an environment where everybody's welcome? But then you're already
taking yourself out of the communal aspect.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, no, I'm not speaking for myself, you're speaking for
everybody else.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
But you.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I have an app. I have a file on my
U a tab on my phone always open. I can
pull it right now. It's it's a retirement calculator, and
you just put in how much money you have and
it'll show you how much you can spend a month,
and like if you live to be one hundred years old.
(28:57):
Who So I'm always just staring at that.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's not very healthy.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I don't want to be in jail and I don't
want to be poor.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I think when when what you're saying your two biggest
fears is like going to jail or being poor, like
I would say that mine are probably similar to that.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
It's not my biggest fear, you know. One of my
biggest fear is when amoy ever says my biggest fear
is and then they say something there's only one acceptable answer, monsters,
Like if it's not monsters.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
And I don't really care, but you don't believe in ghosts.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
You believe I don't believe in monsters either, But that
would be a real fear if all of a sudden,
a monster came through this wall.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Oh my god, what about the UFOs that they've just confirmed.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh those aren't real, right, are they?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Or are they not?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
They're not. Like by the time they figured this stuff out,
we're gonna be gone.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
I know That's how I feel. So I'm fine with it.
I don't It doesn't affect my life. I'm just going
to continue to water my plants.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Quit water in your plants. Okay, get succulents. They don't
take all our water.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Dude, I kill succulents. Oh, I can't keep them alive
on the plant killer.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
You know, my wife had a succulent for six years
that she watered and then found out that it was fake.
That's who I married. She watered it for six years
and then she found out that it was a fake
plastic succulent. And I have to tell her that I
love her, and I have to tell her that I
trust her with my children. Oh boy, how long have
(30:17):
you been in your current relationship?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Twenty years?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
You've been dating this is a fella. Twenty years you've
been dating them. You know what you guys should do
when you're like eighty, ah, you should get married.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
We actually were going to get married last year, but
we ended up moving to the valley instead.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Coin flip huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I was kind of bummed about that. But I'm like,
h spend money on a wedding.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Or buy a house. I mean, you can get married
without spending money.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I'm Mexican.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh yeah, my notes did not say that should I go?
This is uncomfortable. I will not ask you this question.
I've always wanted American Mexico to merge.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I mean this we are on Mexican land technically.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But I just want it all. And Canada, why not,
We'll throw them in. Let's just all be one power country.
I mean it'd be fun. I think it would be
awesome for some reason. I I don't know. I just
want to own it. That's the That might be my
favorite thing I've said today. That's so stupid. All right,
(31:25):
let me you were at Nike. I can't believe that.
And you won't talk about Kevin Love. He's very sensitive,
he has said, does he Yeah? I love him. I
love him because he came to the Heat last year,
so he was great. I'm from Florida'm from Miami, so
I well, I'm not from Miami, but I lived there
for a week, so I say Spanish. Ah, No, I
(31:45):
lived in Miami forever. All my friends are Cuban and
Puerto Rican and you don't speak none, really none, Like
all my closest friends are Latino, and I just refuse.
I just tell him you're on my country. I scream,
you're in my country. You learn my language.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Why does it turn the accent to now country hateful?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
That's that's how it's supposed to sound.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Am I.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
When are they are we told I can't do a redneck?
A can't? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Probably soon after this.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Good.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
What's your feeling on cancelation.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I think it's great cancel people. I think people deserve it,
and I, you know, obviously it's not a real thing
where like, oh, your livelihood has gone yeah, but as
someone who's done things and said horrible things constantly, I've
had backlash and I deserve it. There has to be consequences.
And I also don't think that there's a problem with
(32:41):
evolving and like, oh I used to be able to
say this and now I can't. Well, fine, good, that's
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
I like the opportunity for people to evolve into change.
But it seems like people are more interested in the
like lashing out and sort of ridiculing as opposed to
giving people up ortunity to change in the tone, so
to speak.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I mean, I don't know that I've ever changed because
of anything. But I'm also just thankful that like, no,
ex girlfriend wrote a big article and it got published
about me, you know. No, you know what, I'm happy.
That's great. That means I've had pretty good, solid relationship.
That's also sad, though, because I think, like, oh, no
girl ever thought.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
To do that.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
You feel a little left out kind of what is
your sign your birthday?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Gemini?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Oh that explains everything I think.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, more more stupid stuff here we go. No, it's
definitely you were born in May twenty ninth on the
cancer side of Gemini.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
That means, oh, you're a cancer side of Gemini. That
is so. That explains so much. So you have that
nurturing side about you.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Geminis are two faced, though, but the cancer cusp is good.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
I'm a cancer and I'm a very loving and nurturing person.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Do you have any pets? Of course, what do you have?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I have three pipples, They're all.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I'm so great of you to do that, I know,
you know what bothers me about pipples? What as someone
who donates tons and tons of money to best friends,
best friends, great organization. I don't know how many pipples
I've saved. I get upset if I when I'm walking
my dogs, if I just avoid, and then I get
somebody going, oh, don't worry, my dog's super friendly. I go, yeah,
(34:25):
until it's not. Yeah, you know how me? Deaths in
this country have been caused by having ease? None ever, Yes,
it's never caused a death. Nobody's ever died because of
a have an ease. So fucking leave me alone in
my little dog. All right, So you got three dogs?
That's good?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah? No kids? How many kids you have?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
You have? Two of sixteen?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You do not?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Well? I count the abort so two and then fourteen abortions?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I was? I named them all.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
All of your my abortion with the same person.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
No, that would be insane. If a one woman had
fortune abortions?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
How did you?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
How did you do that? So many abortions?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
How do you have the conversation like with the girl
or the I don't know if you were girlfriends or
one night stands or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
How did I have what conversation, like.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
We're going to not have this child?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Well, you know see that it's heavy gas lighting. Uh,
heavy gas lighting.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Do you maybe do you have kids outside that you
don't know about.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh, there's a strong possibility, but it'd be crazy for
that person not to have surfaced to get a paycheck
by now, Like, what are they waiting on for me
to hit like my second stride with this show? This
show is going to be amazing, you know it's but
we have to end this interview because they had to
turn the air conditioner off for us to do the
(35:52):
interview and then and now it's like it's gotten more. Yeah,
so I'm going to have to.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Ask you to leave, to leave, Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Thank you very much for being here. I will take
almost everything you said into consideration, and I will try
to maybe take a little more time out for my
own mental wellbeing in the future. Sincerely, Okay, all right, Pasha,
(36:22):
Well Carl, I'm fixed, Rosie did it? Thank you for
being on the show. Rosie. That was eye opening. I
hope I can evolve as a person. Look, God, that's
a tough pill to swallow. I'll be doing stand up
in Reno and check out boyswearpink dot com if you
(36:43):
have a toddler in your life before we get out
of here. As you may know, I recorded my son
for one year of his life when he was three
years old. I recorded him telling me a bedtime story
every night that he just made up. And then Eddie
over there animated it. And now you're gonna watch it.
See you next week. Tell me one one scary story. Okay, okay.
(37:09):
One day, deep deep down, a bid who with a
bead Ryan and it would northern China. It was a
bad Ryan.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
The end.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Is not scary. This is a hole and there's a
big lion in it. Goofball
Have you ever gone to like a silent retreat?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, I've been to lots of silent retreat have you
no fucking way? Well, I'm just it's such a first
of all, I don't even believe in yoga. Let me
just say that, So.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You're not ever gonna go to a yoga retreat.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Those things are dumb. Those and there's always like two
celebrities walking around that everybody talks about. Can you believe
so and so is there the whole time? He's so wonderful?
What shut the fuck up?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Kashaw Cash Show.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Welcome to another episode of Tosh show Man. I'm just
churning these things out lately. Eddie. How are you today?
Doing great? Good good, good, good, good good. I'm excited.
Ask me why I'm excited, Eddie? What are you excited? Daniel?
Because my family is gone, my wife's family, my in
laws were in town visiting, and that's always nice when
(01:00):
they leave. Here's let me give you a great hack
if if you're in a position where you can afford this,
I always pay for my in laws travel. I book
it that way. There's no oh cause you tell people like, oh,
you're gonna come out for four days and it's like,
oh yeah, well we decided. We decided it was cheaper.
(01:22):
We saved eighty dollars if we stay for a month.
It's like no, no. I booked their travel and I
book them on a direct flight Tampa to la and
then then I put them on the direct flight home.
I always put them on a nicer seat on the
way out. You want, you want their their energy and
their mood to be good when they get here, because
(01:43):
lord knows, I got six days to go on. I'd
say the time zone. I mean, there's a I have
a few complaints. Hey, I'll tell you another thing that
was insane that happened my father in law. I walk
out to the living room and he's just sitting there
and I'm like, hey, you're you're sitting on a throw
pillow like there's like it's just a couch with a
(02:04):
couple throw pillows in the corners, and he had one
down flat and was sitting not not like kind of
half like just flat out sitting on a th That's insane,
right in booster cushion. Well, that's funny you say that.
That's funny you say a booster because he is a
short man, so maybe he was doing it to give
himself a little lift. All I know is that's what
(02:26):
I nap on. And now I've got pink eye, but
I do nap on it. Like don't you don't fucking
sit on someone's throw pillows. That's crazy, right behavior. No,
you don't know anything about. Now. I'm just gonna go
to a list of things they do that bother me,
her family, every last one of them. I always like
(02:49):
secretly give her eye contact to point it out because
she does it too. They don't push in chairs ever.
They get up from a chair, they've moved a chair,
they never put it back where it was. Here's the
thing I have OCD. You know, I'm very organized. I
like things clean clean, I like things in their place.
(03:13):
I also don't like saying thank you, so I'd rather
people not do things for me, just so I don't
have to say thank you. That's I know, that's on me.
That's insane. I've got a lot of issues, but they are, Hey,
we're gonna Can we do the dishes? Can we help
clean up? No? I don't want to spend the next
two weeks trying to find wherever the fuck you put
(03:34):
my stuff? Was like, oh, we just want to be easy. No,
you don't. I don't want to be easy. Just tell
me what you want to eat and I'll make it appear.
And don't say, oh, we just want to hang we'll
just hang out. You're not gonna just hang out. Let's
do something. Let's go somewhere. The amount of times that
is walk in and see four of them just staring
(03:54):
at their phones on my couch, it's infuriating. I don't
even know who they're texting. They're all people that they
know were in the room. Do we have any videos
this week? Yeah, we do have a video. Oh all right,
play that. This video is brought to you by Chipotle.
(04:20):
I can't imagine Chipotle would sponsor us, but for real,
if you want to play that video game, stand or not.
This is very common on the Venice boardwalk. I remember
the first time I saw someone shitting on the street
(04:40):
in La I was like when I moved out here,
I was like, Oh, this place is great. Today's guest
is a mental health expert. Mental health is so in
right now. It's definitely what the cool kids are talking
about and something our parents never did, like global warming
and eating ass. That funny how we just openly about
(05:00):
eating ass and all. That's such a difference. Comedians, for
the most part, aren't exactly known for their mental health,
which I'm okay with. I don't meditate either. I don't
want to be alone with my thoughts. I get furious
if I go to the bathroom and I forgot my phone.
Why do I want to talk to a wellness guru
when I like being grumpy? Because she has the greatest voice.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Enjoy Pasha all right, if you're a person with crippling anxiety,
then you will recognize the soothing voice of today's guest.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
She's my favorite mental wellness coach, even though I've never
used one. Please welcome Rosie. I didn't wear shoes for
you today because I felt like that was oh good.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh you thought it was going to come.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I love when I assume you're going to come here,
just be like totally zen and like soft spoken.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I think in general, you're gonna have to just be
to me like I'm an idiot the whole time. If
I were just like to meet you and say, what
do you do for a living, how would you describe it?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
I'm an author, so I'm a writer.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I teach mindfulness and meditation, and I teach yoga and
I'm a wellness coach. Basically my world is encompassed by
this intention that I have to empower people to become well.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Do you ever blow up in a rage and like yeah,
like yell and oh of course, Okay, I don't know
if you're like it's always peaceful? Well, I know, but
I didn't know. I didn't know if your wellness trumped
your roots.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Oh no, it doesn't. I still that you still are
still in there. Just because I'm polysyllabic doesn't mean that
I don't get hood.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I don't. I don't even use the term hood. How
much does Headspace pay you?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I mean did you start out rocking there? No?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No, no, no, I I just started with them.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I've only been at Headspace for about a year, but
I was doing my own stuff prior to that, and.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Then they came calling to you. Do you have a
different voice that you for when you're I don't like
on the app?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You know what's interesting is that I don't.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
And I think that that's why a lot of my
students like to do my practices, because I don't change
into Okay, now we're going to although that some people
might like that.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I do. I like that. I'd like you to come
over to read to my kids at night.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Oh that would be nice, and I'd love to do that.
I've done that before for my students, because you.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Just call people your students, anyone that listens to you.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Well, there's specific students that have been practicing with me
for many years. But I would just say, my friends,
I think everybody's my your students.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
How much do they and then they just pay you?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Uh yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
For many years? They can't There's no end.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
There's no end to it. I mean there is an end.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
There is a point where I graduate them and they
move on or forward with all the tools because I
mean truly, you hire a coach for a short amount
of time, right because if your coaches doing their job,
then they will empower you to learn what you need
to learn and then you can move on if somebody
(08:08):
hires or if you hire somebody and they're like, oh,
we're gonna be working together for the next decade.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Man, decades not that long. If you if I knew
you could fix me in a decade, I'd give it
a shot. But I don't think you could. So I'm
not going to start the exercise.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
There's actually this book that one of my mentors wrote.
His name Stephen Cautler.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I don't know. You may or may not have heard
of him.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I've never heard of him.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
He has a book called nar Country that he just wrote,
and it's all about the longevity of aging and how
you can in fact teach an old Doug new trick.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
So and that's like scientific a.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Whole book just to say that book, just to say that. Turner,
do you ever meditate to recordings of your own voice?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
No, I don't like to listen to the sound of
my voice.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
This is the first question I asked every guest. Okay,
do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
It's like I have two sides of my brain that
one side can believe something or see something that's kind
of unexplainable, and then the other side that's like there's
no possible way that that is.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Could you give me one example of something that you've
seen that's unexplainable.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, I'll tell you a quick story.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Okay, So when my boyfriend and I first started dating,
there was a lot of weird things happening around the house.
You know, like just very strange lights turning off that
kind of thing, which okay, you can explain away. But
there was this one incident that happened. We were sitting
across from each other. We were in the tub, We're
taking a bath.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I know, it's fine.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
We had We're sitting across from each other, and he
was drinking a glass of wine and as we were talking,
I see this like misty shadow hand kind of reach
across his face and I saw the fingertips of this
like misty dark hand grab the top of the wine
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like that, and then you just hear crack, crack, crack,
and then he grabs the wine glass and he picks
it up and reaches for the top of the rim
of the glass and just pulls it off like it
was laser cut off of the wine glass.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I have pictures of this I can show.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
You because I've told everybody the story to try and
debunk it.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Like, how did that happen?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I hear, I mean, if you want me to, it
didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Your nuts, I imagined the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay, I mean, you buy shitty wine glasses could be
another I think true. Maybe are you like an amazing
happy person outside of your work.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
This is a great question, by the way, because I
always think it's funny when people just assume that because
somebody's job is to teach people how to be more present,
that they're like the most present people have no problems,
are so not reactive, And for me, it's the complete opposite.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You're a man.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Oh yeah, I do what I do because of how
big of a mess I am.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Huh, yeah, I don't want to hear that at all.
Do you meditate every day for yourself?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Of course? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Okay, Well, I mean I assumed, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And how long?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Typically like forty five minutes to an hour for you?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Oh my goodness, that's insanity.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Is that too long or too short?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Really, it's so crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Tell me what the resistance is, because we were just
talking about this.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I mean, do you know that meditation.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Is good for you? I'm going to say yes, I
know that. Okay, I'm going to say that everything that
you probably think I should do, I know I should do,
and I completely refuse it. Okay, Well, my son is
in preschool and they have reiki once a week, they
have meditation every day, and I just laugh and they
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send me videos of my my son holding crystals and
like just peacefully sitting there and like having good thoughts
and and it's just the sweetest thing I've ever can
bring me to tears every time I watch it. It's
just the cutest And I just think about like the
childhood I had, you know, which was my dad like saying, hey,
go grab the ping pong paddle, I'm going to spank
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you right now. Like just very different.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yeah, very different.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
My sense is as you're talking about your son holding
the crystals and like in the state that you think
it's silly. It's silly, but you also think it's sweet.
But also for you you can't imagine yourself doing never
do that.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Have you ever tried it? Yeah, and tell me what happened.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
I don't think. I think it was just like I
started day dreaming or I fell asleep.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
But what happens? Why the resistance to meditation?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
I'm just kidding. I would just rather watch something on TV.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Like what happens in your mind when you're sitting there.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I don't. I don't. First of all, I don't. It's
not tribal. Yes, okay, for how long is long until
I'm yelled at to do something.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
How long is that?
Speaker 2 (13:00):
I don't know. I mean, it depends on some of
the hide I go places, just so that nobody in
the family knows where I'm at, what.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Happens in your Are you? What are you doing when
you're hiding.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Trying to sleep?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Sy's but are you? But that could be a meditation.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
As long as sleeping is considered meditation. I love it.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I think that naps are considered.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
What do you think of crystals? Just the dumbest thing
in the world.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I'm kind of on the fence because I I almost
feel like they're It's like the placebo effect, you know.
I mean, some people really believe that they can harness
energy from you.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
You people are dumb. I mean, there's two crystal shops
near my house. Oh I two. I have somebody that
represents me. I'm not going to say who, all right,
but they They've worked closely with me in my career
for over twenty seven years. They're a witch first of all. Okay,
when I go on tour, they'll like ram a chicken
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foot in my pocket or something like that. They always
like give me money, trees as gifts and things like that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Oh, that's fun.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Just just every bit of it nonsense.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But you don't buy any of it.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
No, But I don't ever want to, you know, persuade
this person.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Okay, so you're doing it for them, you're not doing
it for yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, But what if it's been working.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Right, No, anything great, then I reap the benefits of it. Right.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
So that's the way I see it. That's the way
I see a lot.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Of this, you know, like reiki healing or crystals. It's
it's what you believe, you know. I'm look, I was
raised Catholic, right, so for me, there are certain things
that like I wouldn't mess with, you know, like I'm
not going to go play Oige Award or.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Something because you don't want to go to hell.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Well, no, because I don't want a demon attached to me.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
I like it all. I'm fascinated by it all, okay,
But but this is what I personally. I like. I
like spa music, okay, I like essential oils Okay, smell
that stuff. And I like I like massages. That's and
that's a.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Really great But that's a good meditation practice for you.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
That's really good, you know, because it Why do you
like to why do you like to get a massage?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Because I'm going to tell you why I like to
get massages. It's the only time I can have a
woman that's not my wife touched me. So that's that's exciting.
I only like to have females massage me. Oh no,
I've never once in my life been aroused from a massage.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Oh, you know, I've always wondered that about men.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
People always say that guys. I go, they touch close
and bob and you get excited and you It's never
happened in my life. I've never been sexually turned on
from a massage. Yet I don't want a man to
rub me.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
What about this this world overlaps with uh, speaking of sex?
It does kind of people. Yeah, did you do you
use this fun? Do you do that stuff too? Or
believe that tan trick all that stuff? Oh where they
like don't touch you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, I've yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
I have, I've work, right, I mean, it's nice, it
is nice.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
Have you never with your wife?
Speaker 2 (16:13):
You know?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
The thing is it's like we're so conditioned in our
society to just like yep mm hmm, and that's it,
you know, And I think it takes a lot more for,
especially for women to feel aroused.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
What vibrators are for.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Continue, But that's so not like, you know, do you
want to rely on a battery operated device every time?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Our is the solar?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
But oh so it lasts a really long time.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Well, as long as she's out in the backyard. Where
are you from?
Speaker 4 (16:45):
I grew up in East l A. Yeah, I grew
up in East La. Beat yeah now itays right?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Know anything about it? Well, it's amazing. No, I can't
imagine it is. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
You know.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
It's one of those things where it's like when you're
a kid and you hear the songs about Compton and
stuff like that, you're like, well, I'm never going to
go there. When you're like this, like white kid from
the suburbs in Florida.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, probably not a great place to go.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You don't live in East LA anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
I don't. I'm in the valley now.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Look at that, I know. Is that what you always
dreamed of?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Actually it's the place that I said I would never
ever move to.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
If you're from LA. The valley's like the epitome of
selling now yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
Selling out suburbias, you know, but it's not it's safe
you know, it's just nobody wants.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
To go there.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
You don't want safe, No, I want to live in fear.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Did you live in fear as a kid?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I did?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Well, I grew up in the early nineties, you know,
during what is called the Decade of Death. I lived
in a like apartment complex that sat right in the
middle of two rivaling gangs. So we were always kind
of caught in the middle of drive by shootings and
gang violence and fights. But the interesting thing about that
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is growing up in that kind of environment, you're growing
up around other kids that are also experiencing the same.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Type of I guess PTSD you would call it.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Do you really try to steal a cop car when
you're fifteen years old?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I did. I did attempt it.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
How far did you get?
Speaker 1 (18:24):
I didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Do you get in the car? Yes? Do you close
the door?
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Turned the key it was already on. Okay. Did you
call in No?
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I just I just put it in reverse and then
the cops pulled up behind and I just put it
back in park and I got out, So I didn't
drive away with it.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Do you arrested?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
Of course I got arrested.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Oh really? I went to jail, to jail for that,
you could. I didn't go to jail.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I didn't go like, I wasn't there for a long time.
I got arrested and I.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Got booked, right, Yeah, you weren't. You didn't try to
get like cute your way out of it.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Oh yeah, they were not having any of it. And
then when I got booked, the booking guy that was there,
he's like entering my information and he just looked at
me and he was like, welcome to life in the system.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And I was like, oh, Jesus, I will cut you.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Okay, and Jesus back to you now, both of you
doing your part. Do you have childhood friends that you're
still close with?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, I do a.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Couple because you have to. Well, yeah, I'm scared they're
going to come after me. And then some family members
you just can't get rid of.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And I think that's more of a cultural thing. Yeah,
I'm happy to get rid of family members.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
That's a good boundary to have.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Oh as soon as I like see the way they
vote on a few issues, I'm like, you're out.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
How do you do? Really you do? Did you grow
up being close with your family though?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
No, I don't know they were great. I had an
easy childhood, I had fun. I enjoyed most stages of
my life. I've never looked back on my life and
like that was the best time of my life. Okay,
I've always.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Been like no, like you're good with it, you can
move on.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I feel like I'm living in the now at all times.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
That's good. You're being present.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Maybe that's why you don't need to meditate or you
feel like you don't. I don't have you ever gone
to like a silent retreat.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, I've been to lots of silent retreat have you
no fucking way. Well, I'm just it's such a first
of all, I don't even believe in yoga. Let me
just say that. It's like it's all not like go
home and stretch.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
But doesn't it feel it's hot?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yogat? Oh good, Okay, we're gonna We're gonna all sweat.
I'm gonna smell you. And then there's like two guys
in the class because they want people to look at
the silhouette their dong. I don't like them either. I
don't know why they're there.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
So you're not ever gonna go to a yoga retreat.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, No, those things are dumb. Those and there's always like
two celebrities walking around that everybody talks about. Can you
believe so and so is there the whole time? He's
so wonderful. Shut the fuck up. We didn't talk for
six days. Oh lovely, she just send that money to Ukraine? Assholes? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Sorry, not sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
So I've never been a retreat? Was the.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
You should go to one?
Speaker 4 (21:10):
What happens in your brain when you're sitting there and
not thinking thinking? Can you get your mind to just
be quiet?
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Sure? Yeah, yeah, I'm not like like sometimes I'll wake
up in my wife like, oh I couldn't get to
sleep my I just kept thinking a thousand things and
I'm like, what do you stop? And then I just
roll back over and fall asleep in our six hours.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
That's good? Yeah, yeah, I'm kind of jealous.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
See I think that's what someone should say to me. Yeah, like, hey,
you know what you're You're in the right space. Yeah,
that's good, you're not you don't need to do any
of this stuff. You don't need to. I'm not saying no,
I know you're not saying that, but that's what I
want someone.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Oh you want someone to say, I'm not going to
say that to you, but I will say that I'm
jealous that you can do that, because that's ultimately the goal.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
That's well, well, that's the you know, one time I
despise acting as a perfe It's nothing I've ever been
interested in. One time, you move out here as a comedian,
You're chasing your dreams living in California, and it's so exciting.
They want you to audition, and it's humiliating the audition
it is. Of course. One time I was like, oh,
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I really would this would be a good part, and
my manager was like, well, I hired an acting coach
for you, and I'm like, oh, that sounds horrible. And
then I did it with this acting coach and the
acting coach told me after like we did like our
read through. He's like that's perfect. And I was like, well,
then I'll never ever hire you again. And also I
didn't get the part, and I've never been a good actor,
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but you know, that's all I All I needed was
one person to tell me, oh, no, that was you
did it good. That was good. And then I was like,
well then this is stupid.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
That was it, And that's all the reassurance you needed.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
To know that I that this is silly.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
You don't like acting at all.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
No, But in fairness, I really don't like comedy either. Well,
it's because it's it's embarrassing to me to think, like, oh,
I'm going to go on stage and tell jokes to
people and make them laugh. If I think of it
as an actual profession, it's like absurd and silly.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, but it's also hilarious.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Again. I've gotten to an age now where it's like
I'm older and I can go, Okay, what I do
for a living is is not that important?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
We need to laugh, of course, but you're gonna get
it somewhere else if you don't get it from me.
So it's like, you know, one less comedian is not
gonna affect anything. I feel like you this sounds like
a suicide note.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
No, I feel like you're you would be like a
really great spiritual guru.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
That should be your next job.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
I wouldn't want it to con people into hanging out
with me.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
How is that conning?
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I don't know. Just because I assume you need followers,
you already have followers. Yeah, I don't want them. I
tell my fans all the time. I wish they would
just leave. Why then I wouldn't have to go on stage.
My night would have been better had they not own up.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Have you ever done a show where nobody showed up?
Speaker 2 (24:03):
I mean recently?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
No? No, No, like back in the day.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, of course, where there's like, oh, there's three people
and yeah, but you're still itching to get up there.
I'm gonna make.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
These like tell me what that was like for you
to get up there for three people and you just
did your thing?
Speaker 2 (24:17):
No I didn't confidence Yes, of course, I was like,
this is dumb. I'd rather not do this then than
try to, you know, pay my dues this way.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
I think it's interesting.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I struggled. I struggled for like six weeks before things
really started cooking. Six weeks. Oh my god, that was
a joke. That was a joke, Like I'm leaving. What
about where are you on therapy? You think we all
should do therapy? Or no?
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I think you should probably do therapy.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I can't tell me why because I'm because, uh, this
is why I hate everybody that lives in my neighborhood. Okay,
let's say that they're like people that were born and
raised there out in Malibui. I'm like out in West Malibu,
you know, farm bigger, you know people, we have chickens,
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yeah whatever, bigger lots. Yes. So the people that were
raised out there, it wasn't like high society back then,
and so they're kind of this Malabamians and they feel entitled,
and so I hate them because they're like, oh, these
new people here like locals only. I hate anything anybody
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that ever says. My son had a shirt once ha
said locals only, and I told him, I, God, don't
wear that. He goes, mom picked out. I don't like it.
I go usually, I want you to wear a shirt
that says non locals welcomed.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah, I'm gonna make that shirt. I'm gonna make that
non locals welcome. I'd like to somebody brand that for me. Anyway.
Then I hate everybody that is there now, like because
it's expensive now. So they've moved there because they've succeeded
financially in life. And when you succeed financially in life,
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you think every decision that you've made is the right one.
You're constantly being told that you're oh, so you can't
be told otherwise. So that's why I hate all of them.
I only bond with my gardener. It's like it's like
the only people I can ever talk to you.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So you don't have any neighbors that you can get
along with.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yes, some, but they're just so many assholes.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Okay, No, what does this have to do with therapy?
Speaker 2 (26:31):
So it's great. I'm glad you got me back to
the point my thinking, and I'm sure it's wrong. I
accept that. Is that the reason that I've gotten to
where I am? This kid from a shitty town in Florida.
So I came from that and now I've got all this,
and I in my head think, well, all of those
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little demons is what allowed me to get here, so
I better keep them.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Oh you think it's going to take your edge away?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
It's kind of like when bands they get sober and
then they lose their artistic.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Bands should never get sober.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I'm with you because I'm like, what happens you guys?
The music has gone downward? But is that what you think?
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I don't know if I think it, but it's like
it served me well.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
So is there a world where perhaps it will enhance, Yeah,
but but.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Why risk it?
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:26):
How much better do I want my life to be?
My life's great? You know, I got a good family, Yeah,
bills are paid, things are good. Let's not let's not
rock the boat yet.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
How does going to therapy damage that because I don't
have I'm not saying that you need.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
I'm not saying you have.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
To go to You already told me any therapies don't.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
Just saying like, I think everybody would benefit from time,
you know, but you know what you're talking about things now,
So I'd.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Rather I'd rather a therapist spend her time on a
kid from East LA that didn't have so many things
go right for them in their life, then waste their
time listening to me fucking wine. It's probably where my head's.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
That everybody's problems are important.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
But this is the thing that's not true.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
No, it is, it is everybody's.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
You know, I think that this is so this is
this is going back to what you said earlier about
the all locals or all non local people welcome, right,
So it's like, how do we then create this community
or an environment where everybody's welcome? But then you're already
taking yourself out of the communal aspect.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, no, I'm not speaking for myself, you're speaking for
everybody else.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
But you.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I have an app. I have a file on my
U a tab on my phone always open. I can
pull it right now. It's it's a retirement calculator, and
you just put in how much money you have and
it'll show you how much you can spend a month,
and like if you live to be one hundred years old.
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Who So I'm always just staring at that.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's not very healthy.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I don't want to be in jail and I don't
want to be poor.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
I think when when what you're saying your two biggest
fears is like going to jail or being poor, like
I would say that mine are probably similar to that.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
It's not my biggest fear, you know. One of my
biggest fear is when amoy ever says my biggest fear
is and then they say something there's only one acceptable answer, monsters,
Like if it's not monsters.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
And I don't really care, but you don't believe in ghosts.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
You believe I don't believe in monsters either, But that
would be a real fear if all of a sudden,
a monster came through this wall.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Oh my god, what about the UFOs that they've just confirmed.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh those aren't real, right, are they?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Or are they not?
Speaker 2 (29:38):
They're not. Like by the time they figured this stuff out,
we're gonna be gone.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
I know That's how I feel. So I'm fine with it.
I don't It doesn't affect my life. I'm just going
to continue to water my plants.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Quit water in your plants. Okay, get succulents. They don't
take all our water.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Dude, I kill succulents. Oh, I can't keep them alive
on the plant killer.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
You know, my wife had a succulent for six years
that she watered and then found out that it was fake.
That's who I married. She watered it for six years
and then she found out that it was a fake
plastic succulent. And I have to tell her that I
love her, and I have to tell her that I
trust her with my children. Oh boy, how long have
(30:17):
you been in your current relationship?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Twenty years?
Speaker 2 (30:20):
You've been dating this is a fella. Twenty years you've
been dating them. You know what you guys should do
when you're like eighty, ah, you should get married.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
We actually were going to get married last year, but
we ended up moving to the valley instead.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Coin flip huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
I was kind of bummed about that. But I'm like,
h spend money on a wedding.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
Or buy a house. I mean, you can get married
without spending money.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
I'm Mexican.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh yeah, my notes did not say that should I go?
This is uncomfortable. I will not ask you this question.
I've always wanted American Mexico to merge.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
I mean this we are on Mexican land technically.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But I just want it all. And Canada, why not,
We'll throw them in. Let's just all be one power country.
I mean it'd be fun. I think it would be
awesome for some reason. I I don't know. I just
want to own it. That's the That might be my
favorite thing I've said today. That's so stupid. All right,
(31:25):
let me you were at Nike. I can't believe that.
And you won't talk about Kevin Love. He's very sensitive,
he has said, does he Yeah? I love him. I
love him because he came to the Heat last year,
so he was great. I'm from Florida'm from Miami, so
I well, I'm not from Miami, but I lived there
for a week, so I say Spanish. Ah, No, I
(31:45):
lived in Miami forever. All my friends are Cuban and
Puerto Rican and you don't speak none, really none, Like
all my closest friends are Latino, and I just refuse.
I just tell him you're on my country. I scream,
you're in my country. You learn my language.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Why does it turn the accent to now country hateful?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
That's that's how it's supposed to sound.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Am I.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
When are they are we told I can't do a redneck?
A can't? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Probably soon after this.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Good.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
What's your feeling on cancelation.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
I think it's great cancel people. I think people deserve it,
and I, you know, obviously it's not a real thing
where like, oh, your livelihood has gone yeah, but as
someone who's done things and said horrible things constantly, I've
had backlash and I deserve it. There has to be consequences.
And I also don't think that there's a problem with
(32:41):
evolving and like, oh I used to be able to
say this and now I can't. Well, fine, good, that's
I'm okay with that.
Speaker 4 (32:47):
I like the opportunity for people to evolve into change.
But it seems like people are more interested in the
like lashing out and sort of ridiculing as opposed to
giving people up ortunity to change in the tone, so
to speak.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
I mean, I don't know that I've ever changed because
of anything. But I'm also just thankful that like, no,
ex girlfriend wrote a big article and it got published
about me, you know. No, you know what, I'm happy.
That's great. That means I've had pretty good, solid relationship.
That's also sad, though, because I think, like, oh, no
girl ever thought.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
To do that.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
You feel a little left out kind of what is
your sign your birthday?
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Gemini?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Oh that explains everything I think.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah, more more stupid stuff here we go. No, it's
definitely you were born in May twenty ninth on the
cancer side of Gemini.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
That means, oh, you're a cancer side of Gemini. That
is so. That explains so much. So you have that
nurturing side about you.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Geminis are two faced, though, but the cancer cusp is good.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
I'm a cancer and I'm a very loving and nurturing person.
Speaker 2 (33:56):
Do you have any pets? Of course, what do you have?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
I have three pipples, They're all.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I'm so great of you to do that, I know,
you know what bothers me about pipples? What as someone
who donates tons and tons of money to best friends,
best friends, great organization. I don't know how many pipples
I've saved. I get upset if I when I'm walking
my dogs, if I just avoid, and then I get
somebody going, oh, don't worry, my dog's super friendly. I go, yeah,
(34:25):
until it's not. Yeah, you know how me? Deaths in
this country have been caused by having ease? None ever, Yes,
it's never caused a death. Nobody's ever died because of
a have an ease. So fucking leave me alone in
my little dog. All right, So you got three dogs?
That's good?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Yeah? No kids? How many kids you have?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
You have? Two of sixteen?
Speaker 1 (34:49):
You do not?
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Well? I count the abort so two and then fourteen abortions?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I was? I named them all.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
All of your my abortion with the same person.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
No, that would be insane. If a one woman had
fortune abortions?
Speaker 1 (35:08):
How did you?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
How did you do that? So many abortions?
Speaker 4 (35:11):
How do you have the conversation like with the girl
or the I don't know if you were girlfriends or
one night stands or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
How did I have what conversation, like.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
We're going to not have this child?
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Well, you know see that it's heavy gas lighting. Uh,
heavy gas lighting.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Do you maybe do you have kids outside that you
don't know about.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Oh, there's a strong possibility, but it'd be crazy for
that person not to have surfaced to get a paycheck
by now, Like, what are they waiting on for me
to hit like my second stride with this show? This
show is going to be amazing, you know it's but
we have to end this interview because they had to
turn the air conditioner off for us to do the
(35:52):
interview and then and now it's like it's gotten more. Yeah,
so I'm going to have to.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Ask you to leave, to leave, Okay.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Thank you very much for being here. I will take
almost everything you said into consideration, and I will try
to maybe take a little more time out for my
own mental wellbeing in the future. Sincerely, Okay, all right, Pasha,
(36:22):
Well Carl, I'm fixed, Rosie did it? Thank you for
being on the show. Rosie. That was eye opening. I
hope I can evolve as a person. Look, God, that's
a tough pill to swallow. I'll be doing stand up
in Reno and check out boyswearpink dot com if you
(36:43):
have a toddler in your life before we get out
of here. As you may know, I recorded my son
for one year of his life when he was three
years old. I recorded him telling me a bedtime story
every night that he just made up. And then Eddie
over there animated it. And now you're gonna watch it.
See you next week. Tell me one one scary story. Okay, okay.
(37:09):
One day, deep deep down, a bid who with a
bead Ryan and it would northern China. It was a
bad Ryan.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
The end.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Is not scary. This is a hole and there's a
big lion in it. Goofball
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