May 4, 2023 • 35 mins
Carolina and Devin catch up on the latest of Vanderpump Rules. We found out Ken is still alive by breaking Scandoval. Jax’s plastic surgery is starting to get questionable and the lines start to blur of who’s annoying and is actually good at acting. We just hope Kristen doesn’t give another chance. Also, Devin’s cat, Cookie, continues to complicate the relationship…just like any Bravo show.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, hello, and welcome to true Romance.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
This is Carolina Barlow.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This is Devin Leary Leary.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, I know your name much.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is Devin Leary, Devin Leary.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I hope you pronounced that right.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
One of a go to joke I have is when
I'm writing a card to someone whose name is easily spelled.
So whenever I write Will a thank you card, I
write dear Will in parentheses, sp question mark.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hope I spelled that right, And I just want to
say it kills, it kills.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
You could just say whenever I write Will, you don't
have to pretend you do that for other people.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, that's true. I don't write a lot of thank
you notes.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I know, like, when have you ever written me a card?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Whenever Devin does anything, I write, dear Devin, thank you
so much for your lovely words of inspiration. Devin is
doing animal abuse right now. She just moved her cat
and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But like too rough to rough.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
You're not a mama cat, You're a human, so you
can't hold her like that.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Let me tell you this cookie is my whole world.
Cookie is all I have.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Show well, she says that cookie literally is trying to
viciously attack her.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Though.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Cookie is simply all I have and everyone knows that.
But the kitten shit is driving me crazy, like I
need him to just be a calm cat who sleeps
all day. The biting and attacking, it's gotten so much
worse now that I have a job and I'm not
home all the time. He's like angry at me and
he's fucking You can see he's attacking me right now.
It's like, just leave me alone and go. I buy
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him all these toys and he doesn't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Play with them.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's hard. I know.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I had a puppy after I turned thirty and my
boyfriend broke up with me and LA shut down. I
got a puppy from a Whole Foods parking lot, adopted
a puppy off Instagram easy peasy, and that dog bit
me for the next three months, ripped clothes, new clothes
I'd bought trying to attract people. My dog would rip
them into shreds, bite me to the point that I
would want to scream, But it was all worth it.
(02:11):
That's just what being a mom is, and I will
compare to childbirth. I've decided last night. We have family
friends staying with us, and you know, when you're trying
to decide what to watch when you don't know what
someone else's viewing pleasure is, so they're being very polite.
I don't know what they want to watch, and I
decide upon an old classic.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It was like putting on a black and white movie.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I said, have you guys ever seen Scary Island, an
episode from season two of Real House Times in New York.
No one had first cast trip ever. I say, okay,
I guess we'll press play. Thus begins ninety minutes of
some of the best television I've ever seen, some of
the most physically uncomfortable television I've ever seen, Like when
Kelly ben Simon is taking pictures of Alex McCord and says,
(02:53):
picture baby, Johan Johan eyes, Johann eyes, It says, just
laugh it off, and then tells Alex multiple times in
the episode that she's channeling the devil.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, that's a great episode.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Devin's looking at me like old news. No, it will
never be old news. We watched on TV as someone
had a psychotic.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Break well, some of us watched it live, and some
of us didn't catch on to Bravo until literally last year.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
So I don't know why you're angry about that. It
takes so long to convert someone to something, and I.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Usually you think cults take years.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
For me, with my sophisticated mind and my deeply ingrained beliefs,
just getting any ap ed that I read convinces me
of their message.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But I had a great.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Time seeing old Kelly ben Simone and you know, watching
her have a psychotic break. I do check in on
her kids, see on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
How are they doing? I worry about those kids.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Not great.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
They went to like Universe City of Alabama for college,
which you know, who knows that might be a great school,
but probably not.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Don't cover your ass say your opinions with but probably not.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You know, how about that? How about that?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
No? I know firsthand having a hot mom is really challenging.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, and so I always worry for adding some hills
to that mix, add some deep psychosis to that mix
and see what happens.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
It's like, this is the thing about Scary Island. It's like,
why have we never found out the truth? Like I
want to know really what happened?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Because she was like, I just flip through Not All
Diamonds and Rose by Dave Quinn for that those answers,
I wonder if they have a chapter about that.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, I have that book, but it's at my ex
boyfriend's house, so I just can't get my stuff back.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That says a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I honestly, if I were in New York and I
think you know this to be true, I think you can.
I would love to just to have. What I love
is to kill people, not with kindness. You don't need
to kill people with kindness. You need to kill people
with apathy. I love looking at people I hate as
if I could not remember their name with a gun
to my head. I just love acting like they're a
complete stranger on the street. I think of a channel
(05:11):
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind when Jim Carrey doesn't know
Kate Winslet has had her mind erased, and there are
bards and noble and she goes, can I help you? Yeah,
And it's the most evil thing you can imagine.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
And I love it. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I mean, there's a thirty Rock joke where Jenna tells Tracy,
if you really want to get under there someone's skin,
do this to them. Hi, nice to meet you, and
she sticks out her hand. And I really believe that
I have fantasies about running into people I don't like
who have wronged me.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I have so many fantasies like that.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I have all this all the time, all the time.
It's actually it's in fact what drives me. And I
always imagine just looking through them as if they were,
in Katie Parr's words, a plastic bag.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I was texting with my friend Haley about someone that
I was like, I really want to post something to
send a message, Like I need to post this to
send a message. I sent that to her as if
it was as normal as saying like, I'm on my
way to pick up a coffee right now. It's like
I'm thinking of posting something to send a message. And
she goes calmly like something like I understand this sounds
really hard, and then she goes.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
But why do you want to send a message?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
And it really worked because I go, all right, I'm
not going to send a message, but let me vent
and then like send the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
But it really made me think, I'm like.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Oh, why do I want to send the thing is
why do I want to send a message.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Because at its core, it's like I want to interact
with this person because I miss interacting with them.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I think you're right.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
It's like I want to fill that void of like
the addiction to engaging with something.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, but I did not miss someone in my life
in some capacity.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Doesn't have to be like wanting them back.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I don't care what they're up to really because it's like, oh,
better them than me.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I I I think I'm over my ex. I really do.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
But the other night, out of sheer boredom, I had
surgery on Monday. So I've been kind of laying low,
not trying to do too much. I've been letting myself
go on Instagram as much as I want to. I
usually try to limit the amount of days I go
on Instagram. This week I was like, I don't care,
let me just relax, and you know, look at Kelly
Bensimon's kids and their graduation picks.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I decide I need to find out who my ex
is dating.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
All I have and this is it's classic Instagram catnip,
which you'll understand as a cat owner what that means.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Look at cookie he understands he's like catnap.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You say it was a picture that it was a
series of pictures that my EXID posted of a trip
and all that he gave me. And when I say me,
I mean, I like to imagine he posted this with
me in mind. Is a picture of a tan hand
reaching for some food. A woman's hand is like reaching
for some food in a pic. And that's his girlfriend,
(07:53):
And that's his girlfriend, I'm guessing. I mean, I don't
know else who else he would go on a trip with.
I'd rarely go on his Instagram.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
He's blocked.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
As I've said many times in this pot, I believe
in cutting off contact. You don't have to be cool
girl who can handle following someone on social media platforms.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You can just say I can't.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
But I unblocked him just to try to find out
who he was dating listeners. It took me two hours
to find out nothing.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I think I would need under ten minutes, and I
could find it out for you if you want. I'm
just saying I would love to find out, all right.
Imagine he comes out of the room behind me. I'm like,
I'm like, I would need under thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Hello, And then it comes out.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Even just thinking about that gives me insight into what
Ariana is feeling right now.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
All right, now that's the perfect segue. Okay, So Vandrpump
Rules this week.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
The rage Every.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Week I think, okay, now, that's the angriest I've ever
been watching that, and then every week I'm fucking blown
out of the water. It's incredible actual but it's like
you said, it's unprecedented. And also, okay, here's what I'll
say too, So I needed background noise for my mental
health this week, So I went back to season eight
(09:11):
Vanderpump Rules, which is a really bad season, but.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
There's this whole.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Thing about I will say the only justice for Tom
Schwartz can be seen in him trying to run a
business with Tom Sandival, because of all, they have Tom
Tom opening in season eight, and basically it's the same
shit where Schwartz is like, okay, Sandoval doesn't help with
anything and doesn't even respond to anything, and then like
gets mad over nothing. It's like, this man is so
(09:38):
fucking useless it actually hurts me. And this week's episode
opens with him and fucking Schwartz and Sandy going to
a bagel truck to get beers at like ten am,
which is like, ye, they're like, fucking skin is as
yellow as dirty gas station bathroom tiles.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
That's what they look like. They're complexion.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
You know. People are like, oh, it's her complexion like
pink or is it peach? There the complexion of fucking
shorts and sandy is gas station bathroom tile. And they
are drinking beers talking about how dumplin quote unquote, how
Arianna doesn't do enough for Tom Sandival. Well, guess what,
(10:21):
we have ten seasons of footage to show her going
above and beyond for this man who doesn't do jackshit
and has a fucking bob that he gets touched up
every week and sometime heard enough. Then we cut to
a real relationship. Allie is studying for her astrology course
and James is making her a peanut butter and jelly
(10:44):
for their upset stummies that hurt from being hungover. Now
that's a real relationship. I want a man to make
me an upset stummy sandwich.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Possibly do my chart just to spend some time with
her as the person who broke the case her and.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Ken So tweeted like who thought, Ken we didn't even
know Ken was still alive.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
No offense, I like was just presumed.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Like Bernie's feel to Ken to the extent too. I'm like,
check his pulse, Check the pulse of the dog he's holding,
like this could that could be a stuffed animal. At
this point, they're all trust him to hold my baby.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
The statue comes to life of Ken and he's like, oh,
by the way, we're Sandoval and Raquel hanging out while
Arianna was out of town and Ali is also fucking
hot on the case. Ali is a gumshoe journalist. She's
a muckraker. She's a muckraker.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Her talking to Shena, I was like, I don't like Shena,
but at the same time, I feel bad for her,
like pie in her face this entire season.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
She's like, she's so annoying.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
She is.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Unfortunately she's so I would think that I would know
that my best friends were doing something like this.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
It's like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I would trust Brock in my bed with Raquel, Like
why why does anyone need to be in bed with
your significant other?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's all so weird. So I want to go back
to them.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Why does anyone need to be in bed.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I know, I know me alone, that's what I need.
I mean, I think we've talked but about this, but
if I were to cohabitate with another man, I would
need my own bedroom. I would need my own bathroom.
I'm never going to share a bathroom with another man.
Does that mean that I'm not going to move in
with another man until I can, you know, afford another bathroom?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yes, I'm sorry, and can I do that right now?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Can I afford that right now? Absolutely? Not quite the opposite.
I owe the irs more money.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Than I have, but same, I.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Still do not want to see what men do the bathroom.
I don't want to touch their damp towel that they
insist on hanging. I don't want to touch their damp
washcloth that is, for some reason hanging. I don't know
why there's so much hair in their sink. I don't
care to do that. But I truly, of course, I
would not understand why my boyfriend or my friend Raquel
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former beauty queen, would need to be that close. That
is my biggest resentment, one of them. One of the
many is people being like Raquela is cool, like she's
actually really funny. Tom Schwartz being like, I mean, Raquela
is hilarious and she's a cool girl.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
What has this girl done?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
She dresses like someone shrink all of their princess gowns
and put them on her.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
I have to say, once a man speaks in defense
of a female friend to a woman, that is a
sign that the female friend is evil.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That is so true.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
It's like the second of guy's like, she's actually really cool.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
First of all, she's not. Second of all, I.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Don't listen to women. You don't even listen to women.
You don't even women.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Throw her, and.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I can't throw anyone, even cookie, because I have no
muscle tone and I've given up on ever having that. Also,
Ariana actually is remarkably cool and to the extent where
like rewatching the old seasons. My biggest, like my biggest
mystery of the whole serious vander Pump rules is like,
(14:21):
how did this woman who's actually normal and cool end
up in this world?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
It's because of men. And you know the groups I
could have ended.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Up in by dating men I've dated like I've I've
could be at a fucking Dungeons and Dragons convention right now,
or I could be at the fucking New York City
Marathon at a green Juice Kiosk.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Those are the lives I almost had.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Wearing a barstool sports shirt.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
That's exactly, and that's what happened to Arian is she
got looped into this world that she never even belonged to.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
She's very chill. It's actually justice because for.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Sandoval to try to paint her as like I have
this difficult, nagging girlfriend who doesn't do sh for me,
It's like, oh, we've actually never once seen that ever,
and even if we had, Fuck you, you fucking piece
of shit. I hope your bob burns on your head.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So I want to jump back to the bagel truck,
which for me is important because Tom Schwartz knows at
this point they have and he still says, I have
a feeling where Quel has a crush on someone else,
like he is so up Sanda Bal's ass that he
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is willing to basically be a part of this charade,
which is so weird. It's like, you wouldn't stick up
for your wife when your best male friend was literally yelling.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
At her in front of you.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yep, I have not been stuck up before on much
lesser circumstances, and it still feels horrible to imagine my
boyfriend's friends yelling at me.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Inconceivable.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
I remember in one of the early seasons when Jack's
is like verbally abusing Katie, screaming at her at a
lunch and then she gets up and walks away, and.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Schwartz is like, Bubba, but you egged him on. Yeah,
It's like, this is fucking abuse.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
So.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Very ugly side come out with women. We saw it
with season one working he poured a beer on Stossey's head.
We saw it on you know, season two, when he
pours a drink on his girlfriend's head.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
We see.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I mean, and I'll get to the last episode for
karmic reasons that were very important to me.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, hey, gad boy, do something about it.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
I could get out of a headlock with you in
for a second. I don't talk about your life, do
I you open a stupid restaurant in Poopville because poop
silver like Poopville on silver like boulevard in the middle
of Poopville.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I was like, I I know are exactly.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Where talking about, by the way, in silvera boulevard because
I lived in an arabianb there and it is guarantee
you it's poop Phill.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Schwartz in this episode yells at Lalla and the way
when he comes after a woman, you see another side
of him. And my friend pointed out, you only, of
course he didn't go after James this way, who just
poured a drink on him. He goes after Lalla and yeah,
you are the personification a paypost. I'm ten times the
human you are.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Who is Laala? Yeah, you're a great mom.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Like he's being an animal, And my friend pointed out,
he's never talked to the other guys this way, even
when he's yelling at Sandoval, saying totally you know, a
righteous indignation where he's like, you huff and puff about us, opening,
but you're never there when I need you. You're going
to get your nails done, or you're not answering your text, aka,
you're fucking raquel. Yeah, and then when Santaval yells at
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him back, Schwartz goes, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. Feels the he has the audacity to yell
at women this way, and it's very clear it's like,
you can be straight, you can be trying to pursue
relationship with women. You can love women and at the
same time you cannot respect them at all. You can
feel the need to be your worst self to them,
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the self that your friends don't even know. And that's
why when people have, you know, find out that there's
an abuser and then say like, oh, but he's such
a great guy I love, you know, Piates of the
Caribbean or whatever, it's like, No, you do not know
who this person is around women until they're alone with one.
This person is saving their disgust or hatred of women
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until they're alone with one. And it's usually a projection
of themselves.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
By the way, and it's usually daddy issues.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Like I feel like Schwartz has daddy issues and he
projected all his rage on his mom because his dad
would be too scary to do so.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
And fuck these people, Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Correct the moment where so at the moment where James
pours a drink on Schwartz.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Is like jamesy.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
James kind of makes it seem like he's like, oh,
it's because you're like shitting on this like exciting.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Event that I have for my career.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
But I think the more glaring thing is like, Schwartz,
you are pretending to be James's friend.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
But you hooked up with his ex very.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Recent ex fiance and then wanted to pretend like nothing happened,
and now you're joking about his proposal to that ex fiance,
Like fuck you.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
He deserved that, and I agree with Lalla when Laala
was like, oh.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
You deserve much worse than that, Like you deserve to
be decked in the face because you are Like that's
the thing is like Schwartz wants to be like, no, no, no,
I'm a good guy.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
That's the whole thing too.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
When he's pissed that Katie is like, I'm actually done
with you and I'm not going to make small talk
with you anymore. I'm just gonna come get the dogs.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
It's like he wants someone to do emotional labor for
him and listen to him.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
But also he wants to be like, oh wait, Katie's
pissed at me now, like don't I'm a good guy.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I'm a good guy.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Don't be mad. Don't be mad. It's like people can't
be mad at you. That's fucking life, especially when you're
an asshole.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
He waves, So he tries to say Hi to Katie,
and it's very clear. It's like, oh, you never thought
this woman was going to leave you. You thought that
you could be an absolute dirt bag. He waves at
her like hi, Hi, and Katie goes, I don't know
what you want from me then, Because he does not
get a response, because this person does not want to
interact with him anymore, he leans back to Santaval and goes,
I do not miss Katie in any shape or form.
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And it's like, oh, oh, you don't have a punching
bag anymore. You don't have someone that you can abuse
and blame for the quality of your life anymore. I
So Lala says, this is what I'm like, Oh, Lala
is she's like Karen Huger. She gives me Bethany Frankel.
She knows how to insult people to their core. She
does say talking to Schwartz is like talking to a
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farm animal, and I'm done with his basket hound impersonation. Oh,
and I really wanted to say that this is the
kind of relationship I look for. Is Schwartz yelling at
her and saying you are the corneiest person in this
room and James saying that's not true James stepping in
being the man that Schwartz is not.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
All right, let me say this.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
I don't make a habit out of speaking to the patriarchy,
but I'm gonna have to throw in a challenge today.
Which is the original reason why The Housewives was such
a phenomenon was because it was an outlet to watch
women behaving badly in a way we never.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Get to see.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
You. We got to see Vicky gun Wilson and company
getting wasted and having fun at parties and throwing drinks
at each other and acting in ways that society tells
us not to act. We got to see Vicky gun
Wilson showing up at her son's frat party and doing
a kegstand, okay, at age forty eight to fifty five.
And that is what made Bravo amazing. And then I
(21:44):
feel like it became like whitewashed and like patriotized and
or patriarchized or whatever. Okay, This season of Vanner Pump
Rules is a return to what's amazing about Bravo because
we're getting to watch these women take their anger out
on these men, and it's akin to that season of
Southern Charm that was the.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Same way where they break up.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
See you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
It's like, that's why Southern Charm had a bump that season,
That's why vander Pump has a bump this season also
because of the unpress attented affair.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
But I feel like because of.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
The affair, the editors are reverting to what women want
to see.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And it's so helpful.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Because I am releasing so much rage watching this show,
and actually society is better for it because I'm then
not going to release my rage in other ways.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Society is better for Devin not out here on these streets.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Beating up random men with Bob's You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Tom Standaval then goes off on an adderall or cocaine
field rant against Katie. This is when I watch something
and it's much like when that awful contestant yelled at
the Bachelor as what he called her the oldest bachelor
are at in history? I get heated, like when I
saw Standavell yelling at Katie and yo yo, when I said, yo,
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sipping like my daughter is going to watch men naked
out my ass that was my daughter's see my asshole?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
My daughters?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Are you happy?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Are you happy?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
I really, really got like he didn't watching Sandoval yell
at Katie about nothing, saying that she, oh, that was rich,
saying that she didn't take accountability for anything, while in
the same episode, the producers are saying, it has anything
physical happened between you and Raquel, and he's like, smiling
so big, it's like you she probably klew you today.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
He's like, no, I mean absolutely not, like.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
He's such a bad liar. It actually like pains me.
And it's kind of funny because let us please recall,
let us please turn to page one of vander Pump
Rule's history and see that he started out as being
an actor.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
He had an acting reel.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Well, let us remember too the Pandemic reunion where Jack says,
you're just so really good actor as an insult to
Tom Santoval, and Ariana goes, if he was a good actor,
then he wouldn't be on vander pump fucking Rules.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
She is cool, But also I keep having the horrifying
experience where I watched the new episode on Peacock and
then it now leads directly into the Jackson Brittany watch
party of vander Pump Rules Jackson's face is so scary.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
They've gotten so much filler and botox and it hurts me.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Test sitsman.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Friend of the pod texted me and she's like, oh
my god, Jackson's nose job. I go which one and
she goes, wait, and I was like, oh, yeah, there's
gonna be three.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I keep them counting there there's actually three. And there's
like two boob jobs too. Oh, I forgot about the
boom jobs.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
He's like, breast cancer runs in my family, so I
actually have to get pecan plants.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
And we're like, okay, got it.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
It has nothing to do with the fact that I
take steroids every single day.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Wait now, wait a second, here, Wait a second here.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I had an important question for you, which is, where
is this beach in LA Where they are?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I would not know. I would not know for the
life of me. You know me. You know that I
don't know where I am most of the time.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
You know, it's a miracle that I can tell my
right for my left, because when anyone talks about north,
south east west, I get Honestly, my first feeling is anger,
like I don't need to know that.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I just don't.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
I'm grateful that I was born in the generation with
Google Maps because I simply could not survive without it.
In fact, once in a while, I think about what's
going to happen when like internet infrastructure breaks, and I
will just be like, put me somewhere where I can
live the rest of my days, because I will frankly
not be able to go to the store and get
some eggs. I would not know where to begin, but
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I want to go back to Santa val yelling at Katie,
I felt a rise in blood pressure. Katie's boyfriend wasn't
doing anything. To be fair, he was new to the
group nude being on TV. She looked like she could
handle it, but she has his number. She was like,
this is sheer projection, and it again made me very
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excited for his downfall.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
This is the thing.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
He is making it very easy for us to take
pleasure in his downfall.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Thank you. It wouldn't even have.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I wouldn't even have fun rooting for James Kennedy this way,
and he has done some awful, awful, awful things on
this show. But the funny thing about James Kennedy is
when you know, I hate Sandoval's fake crying. When James
Kennedy cries, I've never seen a character like this that
can be a one second be full of vitriol, the
next second could be.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Like, please, Lisa, don't I know, don't.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Stay away from me. He literally says, I won't be
naughty boy anymore. I won't be a naughty boy anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Why is it's so funny too?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
It speaks to the charisma, especially of someone with severe
drug addiction and alcoholism. That a running event in every
single season since James joined the show is that he's
gonna lose a DJ set, but people want him to
keep it because.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
They're like, we're rooting for him, but like he did, like.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Steal eight bottles of vodka from behind the bar, but
we're really rooting for him. But he did have girls
that he slept with come to the DJ set and
they were screaming and throwing drinks at each other.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
He did tell Stacy to shove a dildo up her ass.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
He did.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
He did say, friends, remember when he's like nice summer
body to Katie. But wait, let me say when he
got the rum in his eye this episode and he
screamed and it said Ali, I know, and she didn't
even she didn't even move to help him at all.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I really respect her for that.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
She's like, no, Alie is really growing as as one
of the normal people on the show, and as Pat
Reagan said, if she succeeds, she will be the first
normal person to enter the VPR universe.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
We are now entering the episodes that have.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Been edited with the scandal in mind, meaning that La
La gives a god like voice over. So we got
a teaser. It's beautiful. It's exactly what I wanted it
to be. It's incredible.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
You know.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I don't like whoever is editing Potomac has been trying
to do artful decisions with like shots of the beach
and suddenly going.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Into wide screen. I do not like that, I know.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
And what about the OC trailer where they're like showing
clips of house.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
I'm like, I don't need like mise en songs.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
I need just to The only shot I needed in
the OC trailer was Vicky going boo to Tamra at
the door. I don't need anything else.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
It's such the villain is still a live shot.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yes, I'm very excited for the upcoming episodes. Ken It's
this is when it feels a little produced. But Ken
and Lisa are tired. They're not necessarily the best actors. Okay,
Ken wanders into the kitchen while Katie and Lisa are
trying sandwiches and goes, I can't believe that Raquel spent
the whole night at Sandoval's. And again you're like, these
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people are not prepared for this affair to come out.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
When imagine people you know in their seventies and eighties
wandering into the kitchen and going, wow, I can't believe
some random twenty seven year old we know spend the
night with some random thirty seven year old we know.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Like talking about some sexual gossip. Yeah, no, it's very strange. No,
I mean, Arianna is literally out of town because her
grandmother is dying. Looks to camera and Sandoval is having
Raquel over in his hot tub, and.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Arianna is crying in her testimonial saying, I don't think
I can handle one more thing.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
This is like the hardest year.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Of my life. That was really hard.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
And He's like, Arianna is just like not taking care
of me enough. I give her little lattes sometimes and
say good morning, dumplin, and what does she do for me.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Bitch, my blood is boiling hot.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
It's so crazy. It's so crazy. I mean the murder
that these people have gotten away with over the seasons
to it's very interesting. I am currently watching season two
when after Sandival has cheated on Kristin and he's currently
in a friendship with Arianna, and you can tell that
it's one of those emotional affair friendships. But you're like
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this man first of all, And I'll say this, and
it's my personal opinion and people can disagree with it
and have different experiences. But for me personally, if a
man cheated on me unless we had children together, unless
that we were engaged, even if we were engaged, unless
I was like, I will this is my person I know,
it's my court, which is I guess how a lot
of people feel. No, I don't have time to be
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concerned about someone cheating on me. These men get to
go to Vegas again after sports having cheated on Katie there,
and after Standibal cheating on Kristin there. I would never
you would never go to that fucking town again if
you had cheated on me there. And I'm like the
fact that Kristin is trying to trust Sandoval again, because
they've been together for five years. I would be like, no, babe,
(30:59):
I know th job at sir, which she does because
this is too chaotic.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
And it's like listen.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Of course Kristen is mentally ill too, But the argument
could be made for that season.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Okayby later find out that she was cheating on him
the whole time, sometimes two guys in one weekend.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Right, But this is what I'm saying, is like the
argument could be made they were in their twenties. Then
Kristin now owns a house, she wrote a book. She
is still unstable, but she's like in a completely different
type of relationship.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Well, where's Sandoval doing the exact same shit he's always done?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
No accountability.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Closing thoughts.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Closing thoughts. I want to talk about this week a
little bit. I've been on painkillers since my surgery on Monday.
It went very well, I think, and I got to
see my hand post surgery and it looked really good,
and I was like, really excited. I texted Devin a picture.
I texted a couple of my friends who have seen
my hand and seen the scars on it, and I
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was like, okay, And people are very much like, oh,
I got it, looks so great, yay, And then being
on drugs this week, when you are taking something like
oxyconton for pain, it's really addressing the pain that you
don't necessarily feel high from it or underlined, or you
don't realize you're high from it because you're taking it
for pain. And so maybe you end up texting your boss.
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Maybe you end up texting all of your coworkers and saying,
does anyone want to see a picture of my hand?
And it has bloody bandages on it, and you send
a picture of your hand from the hospital. Maybe you
don't even think about it till the next day. All
of these things happened to me. I'm in a very
awkward looking cast. I'm holding it up for Devin, and
I'm so nervous because I'm going to Atlanta for a
shoot for the next two months, and I don't like
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new experiences, and new things really scare me because of
my PTSD. So I'm very nervous. I need words of wisdom,
all right, words of wisdom?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Uh, okay, I'll give you this.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
I'll give you a quote that someone texted me in
a screenshot one fine day in the year twenty eighteen,
and I actually or twenty seventeen, and I actually also
had a credit at a tattoo shop at the time,
so I received the screenshot and then went directly to a.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Tattoo shop and got a tattoo of it.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
It's a David Bowie quote and it says you should
always go a little further out into the water then
you feel comfortable with because when your feet can't touch
the ground is when you're working in.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
The right area or something like that.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
No, I don't know the exact thing, And yes, it
is tattooed on my foot, but.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It's one of my favorite tattoos of yours.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Well, it's really blending together now it looks like shit,
but that's okay.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
A little further, a little further, bitch, Okay, this is helpful.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
I want to say to all of our listeners a
little further.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
I want to say to all our listeners, if a
man has a bob, he needs to see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I want to say to all of our listeners.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Pumpain me.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
You need to make moremopolitans jocks, well politican that you
need to take the orders people are waiting on you.
I've never seen someone looking for an ass beating like
James's because he's a small guy.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
He's not a muscle guy, and he'll be beefed up.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
He's beefed up this.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Hen I do.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Old man with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
I was like, oh guy, I think he.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Quit smoking and that's why he pumped up this. He
can get it, great, he can get it. But I
would never betray.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Alley like that.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I would never betray Alley like that, especially after she
does my astrological reading next week. Should we try to
get Alli on the pod?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
We won't be able to, but yeah, we should try.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Okay, we're going to reach out listeners. Thank you so
much for staying on this journey with us. To those
who don't watch Vander pump Rolls, we have a few
episodes left.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
No, so I say bye that something's wrong with you.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
You don't you don't want to be a part of history.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Okay, you don't want to learn from human beings making mistakes?
Oh okay, you don't want to be a part of society.
Why don't you go into the wild and never come back?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Tom and anybody who doesn't watch.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Love you Demon Okay, love you bye, let's go.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Ovaunted.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
It's a little I want true.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
It's true, true, it's so romantic.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Love me, baby, don't leave me, haggin. I want true
Oh, hello, and welcome to true Romance.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
This is Carolina Barlow.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This is Devin Leary Leary.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay, I know your name much.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is Devin Leary, Devin Leary.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I hope you pronounced that right.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
One of a go to joke I have is when
I'm writing a card to someone whose name is easily spelled.
So whenever I write Will a thank you card, I
write dear Will in parentheses, sp question mark.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Hope I spelled that right, And I just want to
say it kills, it kills.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
You could just say whenever I write Will, you don't
have to pretend you do that for other people.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, that's true. I don't write a lot of thank
you notes.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I know, like, when have you ever written me a card?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Whenever Devin does anything, I write, dear Devin, thank you
so much for your lovely words of inspiration. Devin is
doing animal abuse right now. She just moved her cat
and I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
But like too rough to rough.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
You're not a mama cat, You're a human, so you
can't hold her like that.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Let me tell you this cookie is my whole world.
Cookie is all I have.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Show well, she says that cookie literally is trying to
viciously attack her.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Though.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Cookie is simply all I have and everyone knows that.
But the kitten shit is driving me crazy, like I
need him to just be a calm cat who sleeps
all day. The biting and attacking, it's gotten so much
worse now that I have a job and I'm not
home all the time. He's like angry at me and
he's fucking You can see he's attacking me right now.
It's like, just leave me alone and go. I buy
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him all these toys and he doesn't want to.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Play with them.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's hard. I know.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
I had a puppy after I turned thirty and my
boyfriend broke up with me and LA shut down. I
got a puppy from a Whole Foods parking lot, adopted
a puppy off Instagram easy peasy, and that dog bit
me for the next three months, ripped clothes, new clothes
I'd bought trying to attract people. My dog would rip
them into shreds, bite me to the point that I
would want to scream, But it was all worth it.
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That's just what being a mom is, and I will
compare to childbirth. I've decided last night. We have family
friends staying with us, and you know, when you're trying
to decide what to watch when you don't know what
someone else's viewing pleasure is, so they're being very polite.
I don't know what they want to watch, and I
decide upon an old classic.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
It was like putting on a black and white movie.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I said, have you guys ever seen Scary Island, an
episode from season two of Real House Times in New York.
No one had first cast trip ever. I say, okay,
I guess we'll press play. Thus begins ninety minutes of
some of the best television I've ever seen, some of
the most physically uncomfortable television I've ever seen, Like when
Kelly ben Simon is taking pictures of Alex McCord and says,
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picture baby, Johan Johan eyes, Johann eyes, It says, just
laugh it off, and then tells Alex multiple times in
the episode that she's channeling the devil.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, that's a great episode.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Devin's looking at me like old news. No, it will
never be old news. We watched on TV as someone
had a psychotic.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Break well, some of us watched it live, and some
of us didn't catch on to Bravo until literally last year.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
So I don't know why you're angry about that. It
takes so long to convert someone to something, and I.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Usually you think cults take years.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
No.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
For me, with my sophisticated mind and my deeply ingrained beliefs,
just getting any ap ed that I read convinces me
of their message.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
But I had a great.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Time seeing old Kelly ben Simone and you know, watching
her have a psychotic break. I do check in on
her kids, see on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
How are they doing? I worry about those kids.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Not great.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
They went to like Universe City of Alabama for college,
which you know, who knows that might be a great school,
but probably not.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Don't cover your ass say your opinions with but probably not.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
You know, how about that? How about that?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
No? I know firsthand having a hot mom is really challenging.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, and so I always worry for adding some hills
to that mix, add some deep psychosis to that mix
and see what happens.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Well, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
It's like, this is the thing about Scary Island. It's like,
why have we never found out the truth? Like I
want to know really what happened?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Because she was like, I just flip through Not All
Diamonds and Rose by Dave Quinn for that those answers,
I wonder if they have a chapter about that.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Well, I have that book, but it's at my ex
boyfriend's house, so I just can't get my stuff back.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That says a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
I honestly, if I were in New York and I
think you know this to be true, I think you can.
I would love to just to have. What I love
is to kill people, not with kindness. You don't need
to kill people with kindness. You need to kill people
with apathy. I love looking at people I hate as
if I could not remember their name with a gun
to my head. I just love acting like they're a
complete stranger on the street. I think of a channel
(05:11):
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind when Jim Carrey doesn't know
Kate Winslet has had her mind erased, and there are
bards and noble and she goes, can I help you? Yeah,
And it's the most evil thing you can imagine.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
And I love it. I love it. I love it.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I mean, there's a thirty Rock joke where Jenna tells Tracy,
if you really want to get under there someone's skin,
do this to them. Hi, nice to meet you, and
she sticks out her hand. And I really believe that
I have fantasies about running into people I don't like
who have wronged me.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I have so many fantasies like that.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I have all this all the time, all the time.
It's actually it's in fact what drives me. And I
always imagine just looking through them as if they were,
in Katie Parr's words, a plastic bag.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I was texting with my friend Haley about someone that
I was like, I really want to post something to
send a message, Like I need to post this to
send a message. I sent that to her as if
it was as normal as saying like, I'm on my
way to pick up a coffee right now. It's like
I'm thinking of posting something to send a message. And
she goes calmly like something like I understand this sounds
really hard, and then she goes.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
But why do you want to send a message?
Speaker 5 (06:19):
And it really worked because I go, all right, I'm
not going to send a message, but let me vent
and then like send the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
But it really made me think, I'm like.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Oh, why do I want to send the thing is
why do I want to send a message.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Because at its core, it's like I want to interact
with this person because I miss interacting with them.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I think you're right.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
It's like I want to fill that void of like
the addiction to engaging with something.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, but I did not miss someone in my life
in some capacity.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Doesn't have to be like wanting them back.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I don't care what they're up to really because it's like, oh,
better them than me.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I I I think I'm over my ex. I really do.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
But the other night, out of sheer boredom, I had
surgery on Monday. So I've been kind of laying low,
not trying to do too much. I've been letting myself
go on Instagram as much as I want to. I
usually try to limit the amount of days I go
on Instagram. This week I was like, I don't care,
let me just relax, and you know, look at Kelly
Bensimon's kids and their graduation picks.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
I decide I need to find out who my ex
is dating.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
All I have and this is it's classic Instagram catnip,
which you'll understand as a cat owner what that means.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Look at cookie he understands he's like catnap.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
You say it was a picture that it was a
series of pictures that my EXID posted of a trip
and all that he gave me. And when I say me,
I mean, I like to imagine he posted this with
me in mind. Is a picture of a tan hand
reaching for some food. A woman's hand is like reaching
for some food in a pic. And that's his girlfriend,
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And that's his girlfriend, I'm guessing. I mean, I don't
know else who else he would go on a trip with.
I'd rarely go on his Instagram.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
He's blocked.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
As I've said many times in this pot, I believe
in cutting off contact. You don't have to be cool
girl who can handle following someone on social media platforms.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You can just say I can't.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
But I unblocked him just to try to find out
who he was dating listeners. It took me two hours
to find out nothing.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I think I would need under ten minutes, and I
could find it out for you if you want. I'm
just saying I would love to find out, all right.
Imagine he comes out of the room behind me. I'm like,
I'm like, I would need under thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Hello, And then it comes out.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Even just thinking about that gives me insight into what
Ariana is feeling right now.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
All right, now that's the perfect segue. Okay, So Vandrpump
Rules this week.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
The rage Every.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Week I think, okay, now, that's the angriest I've ever
been watching that, and then every week I'm fucking blown
out of the water. It's incredible actual but it's like
you said, it's unprecedented. And also, okay, here's what I'll
say too, So I needed background noise for my mental
health this week, So I went back to season eight
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Vanderpump Rules, which is a really bad season, but.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
There's this whole.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Thing about I will say the only justice for Tom
Schwartz can be seen in him trying to run a
business with Tom Sandival, because of all, they have Tom
Tom opening in season eight, and basically it's the same
shit where Schwartz is like, okay, Sandoval doesn't help with
anything and doesn't even respond to anything, and then like
gets mad over nothing. It's like, this man is so
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fucking useless it actually hurts me. And this week's episode
opens with him and fucking Schwartz and Sandy going to
a bagel truck to get beers at like ten am,
which is like, ye, they're like, fucking skin is as
yellow as dirty gas station bathroom tiles.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
That's what they look like. They're complexion.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
You know. People are like, oh, it's her complexion like
pink or is it peach? There the complexion of fucking
shorts and sandy is gas station bathroom tile. And they
are drinking beers talking about how dumplin quote unquote, how
Arianna doesn't do enough for Tom Sandival. Well, guess what,
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we have ten seasons of footage to show her going
above and beyond for this man who doesn't do jackshit
and has a fucking bob that he gets touched up
every week and sometime heard enough. Then we cut to
a real relationship. Allie is studying for her astrology course
and James is making her a peanut butter and jelly
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for their upset stummies that hurt from being hungover. Now
that's a real relationship. I want a man to make
me an upset stummy sandwich.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I'm glad.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Possibly do my chart just to spend some time with
her as the person who broke the case her and.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
Ken So tweeted like who thought, Ken we didn't even
know Ken was still alive.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
No offense, I like was just presumed.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Like Bernie's feel to Ken to the extent too. I'm like,
check his pulse, Check the pulse of the dog he's holding,
like this could that could be a stuffed animal. At
this point, they're all trust him to hold my baby.
Speaker 5 (11:17):
The statue comes to life of Ken and he's like, oh,
by the way, we're Sandoval and Raquel hanging out while
Arianna was out of town and Ali is also fucking
hot on the case. Ali is a gumshoe journalist. She's
a muckraker. She's a muckraker.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Her talking to Shena, I was like, I don't like Shena,
but at the same time, I feel bad for her,
like pie in her face this entire season.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
She's like, she's so annoying.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
She is.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Unfortunately she's so I would think that I would know
that my best friends were doing something like this.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
It's like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I would trust Brock in my bed with Raquel, Like
why why does anyone need to be in bed with
your significant other?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's all so weird. So I want to go back
to them.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
Why does anyone need to be in bed.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I know, I know me alone, that's what I need.
I mean, I think we've talked but about this, but
if I were to cohabitate with another man, I would
need my own bedroom. I would need my own bathroom.
I'm never going to share a bathroom with another man.
Does that mean that I'm not going to move in
with another man until I can, you know, afford another bathroom?
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yes, I'm sorry, and can I do that right now?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Can I afford that right now? Absolutely? Not quite the opposite.
I owe the irs more money.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Than I have, but same, I.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Still do not want to see what men do the bathroom.
I don't want to touch their damp towel that they
insist on hanging. I don't want to touch their damp
washcloth that is, for some reason hanging. I don't know
why there's so much hair in their sink. I don't
care to do that. But I truly, of course, I
would not understand why my boyfriend or my friend Raquel
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former beauty queen, would need to be that close. That
is my biggest resentment, one of them. One of the
many is people being like Raquela is cool, like she's
actually really funny. Tom Schwartz being like, I mean, Raquela
is hilarious and she's a cool girl.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
What has this girl done?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
She dresses like someone shrink all of their princess gowns
and put them on her.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
I have to say, once a man speaks in defense
of a female friend to a woman, that is a
sign that the female friend is evil.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
That is so true.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
It's like the second of guy's like, she's actually really cool.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
First of all, she's not. Second of all, I.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Don't listen to women. You don't even listen to women.
You don't even women.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Throw her, and.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
I can't throw anyone, even cookie, because I have no
muscle tone and I've given up on ever having that. Also,
Ariana actually is remarkably cool and to the extent where
like rewatching the old seasons. My biggest, like my biggest
mystery of the whole serious vander Pump rules is like,
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how did this woman who's actually normal and cool end
up in this world?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
It's because of men. And you know the groups I
could have ended.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
Up in by dating men I've dated like I've I've
could be at a fucking Dungeons and Dragons convention right now,
or I could be at the fucking New York City
Marathon at a green Juice Kiosk.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Those are the lives I almost had.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Wearing a barstool sports shirt.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
That's exactly, and that's what happened to Arian is she
got looped into this world that she never even belonged to.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
She's very chill. It's actually justice because for.
Speaker 5 (14:55):
Sandoval to try to paint her as like I have
this difficult, nagging girlfriend who doesn't do sh for me,
It's like, oh, we've actually never once seen that ever,
and even if we had, Fuck you, you fucking piece
of shit. I hope your bob burns on your head.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
So I want to jump back to the bagel truck,
which for me is important because Tom Schwartz knows at
this point they have and he still says, I have
a feeling where Quel has a crush on someone else,
like he is so up Sanda Bal's ass that he
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is willing to basically be a part of this charade,
which is so weird. It's like, you wouldn't stick up
for your wife when your best male friend was literally yelling.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
At her in front of you.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yep, I have not been stuck up before on much
lesser circumstances, and it still feels horrible to imagine my
boyfriend's friends yelling at me.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Inconceivable.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
I remember in one of the early seasons when Jack's
is like verbally abusing Katie, screaming at her at a
lunch and then she gets up and walks away, and.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Schwartz is like, Bubba, but you egged him on. Yeah,
It's like, this is fucking abuse.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
So.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Very ugly side come out with women. We saw it
with season one working he poured a beer on Stossey's head.
We saw it on you know, season two, when he
pours a drink on his girlfriend's head.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
We see.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I mean, and I'll get to the last episode for
karmic reasons that were very important to me.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, hey, gad boy, do something about it.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
I could get out of a headlock with you in
for a second. I don't talk about your life, do
I you open a stupid restaurant in Poopville because poop
silver like Poopville on silver like boulevard in the middle
of Poopville.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I was like, I I know are exactly.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Where talking about, by the way, in silvera boulevard because
I lived in an arabianb there and it is guarantee
you it's poop Phill.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Schwartz in this episode yells at Lalla and the way
when he comes after a woman, you see another side
of him. And my friend pointed out, you only, of
course he didn't go after James this way, who just
poured a drink on him. He goes after Lalla and yeah,
you are the personification a paypost. I'm ten times the
human you are.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Who is Laala? Yeah, you're a great mom.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Like he's being an animal, And my friend pointed out,
he's never talked to the other guys this way, even
when he's yelling at Sandoval, saying totally you know, a
righteous indignation where he's like, you huff and puff about us, opening,
but you're never there when I need you. You're going
to get your nails done, or you're not answering your text, aka,
you're fucking raquel. Yeah, and then when Santaval yells at
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him back, Schwartz goes, I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. Feels the he has the audacity to yell
at women this way, and it's very clear it's like,
you can be straight, you can be trying to pursue
relationship with women. You can love women and at the
same time you cannot respect them at all. You can
feel the need to be your worst self to them,
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the self that your friends don't even know. And that's
why when people have, you know, find out that there's
an abuser and then say like, oh, but he's such
a great guy I love, you know, Piates of the
Caribbean or whatever, it's like, No, you do not know
who this person is around women until they're alone with one.
This person is saving their disgust or hatred of women
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until they're alone with one. And it's usually a projection
of themselves.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
By the way, and it's usually daddy issues.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Like I feel like Schwartz has daddy issues and he
projected all his rage on his mom because his dad
would be too scary to do so.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
And fuck these people, Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
Correct the moment where so at the moment where James
pours a drink on Schwartz.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Is like jamesy.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
James kind of makes it seem like he's like, oh,
it's because you're like shitting on this like exciting.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Event that I have for my career.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
But I think the more glaring thing is like, Schwartz,
you are pretending to be James's friend.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
But you hooked up with his ex very.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Recent ex fiance and then wanted to pretend like nothing happened,
and now you're joking about his proposal to that ex fiance,
Like fuck you.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
He deserved that, and I agree with Lalla when Laala
was like, oh.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
You deserve much worse than that, Like you deserve to
be decked in the face because you are Like that's
the thing is like Schwartz wants to be like, no, no, no,
I'm a good guy.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
That's the whole thing too.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
When he's pissed that Katie is like, I'm actually done
with you and I'm not going to make small talk
with you anymore. I'm just gonna come get the dogs.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
It's like he wants someone to do emotional labor for
him and listen to him.
Speaker 5 (19:47):
But also he wants to be like, oh wait, Katie's
pissed at me now, like don't I'm a good guy.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I'm a good guy.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
Don't be mad. Don't be mad. It's like people can't
be mad at you. That's fucking life, especially when you're
an asshole.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
He waves, So he tries to say Hi to Katie,
and it's very clear. It's like, oh, you never thought
this woman was going to leave you. You thought that
you could be an absolute dirt bag. He waves at
her like hi, Hi, and Katie goes, I don't know
what you want from me then, Because he does not
get a response, because this person does not want to
interact with him anymore, he leans back to Santaval and goes,
I do not miss Katie in any shape or form.
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And it's like, oh, oh, you don't have a punching
bag anymore. You don't have someone that you can abuse
and blame for the quality of your life anymore. I
So Lala says, this is what I'm like, Oh, Lala
is she's like Karen Huger. She gives me Bethany Frankel.
She knows how to insult people to their core. She
does say talking to Schwartz is like talking to a
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farm animal, and I'm done with his basket hound impersonation. Oh,
and I really wanted to say that this is the
kind of relationship I look for. Is Schwartz yelling at
her and saying you are the corneiest person in this
room and James saying that's not true James stepping in
being the man that Schwartz is not.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
All right, let me say this.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
I don't make a habit out of speaking to the patriarchy,
but I'm gonna have to throw in a challenge today.
Which is the original reason why The Housewives was such
a phenomenon was because it was an outlet to watch
women behaving badly in a way we never.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Get to see.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
You. We got to see Vicky gun Wilson and company
getting wasted and having fun at parties and throwing drinks
at each other and acting in ways that society tells
us not to act. We got to see Vicky gun
Wilson showing up at her son's frat party and doing
a kegstand, okay, at age forty eight to fifty five.
And that is what made Bravo amazing. And then I
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feel like it became like whitewashed and like patriotized and
or patriarchized or whatever. Okay, This season of Vanner Pump
Rules is a return to what's amazing about Bravo because
we're getting to watch these women take their anger out
on these men, and it's akin to that season of
Southern Charm that was the.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Same way where they break up.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
See you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
It's like, that's why Southern Charm had a bump that season,
That's why vander Pump has a bump this season also
because of the unpress attented affair.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
But I feel like because of.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
The affair, the editors are reverting to what women want
to see.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And it's so helpful.
Speaker 5 (22:21):
Because I am releasing so much rage watching this show,
and actually society is better for it because I'm then
not going to release my rage in other ways.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Society is better for Devin not out here on these streets.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Beating up random men with Bob's You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Tom Standaval then goes off on an adderall or cocaine
field rant against Katie. This is when I watch something
and it's much like when that awful contestant yelled at
the Bachelor as what he called her the oldest bachelor
are at in history? I get heated, like when I
saw Standavell yelling at Katie and yo yo, when I said, yo,
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sipping like my daughter is going to watch men naked
out my ass that was my daughter's see my asshole?
Speaker 5 (23:11):
My daughters?
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Are you happy?
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Are you happy?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
I really, really got like he didn't watching Sandoval yell
at Katie about nothing, saying that she, oh, that was rich,
saying that she didn't take accountability for anything, while in
the same episode, the producers are saying, it has anything
physical happened between you and Raquel, and he's like, smiling
so big, it's like you she probably klew you today.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
He's like, no, I mean absolutely not, like.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
He's such a bad liar. It actually like pains me.
And it's kind of funny because let us please recall,
let us please turn to page one of vander Pump
Rule's history and see that he started out as being
an actor.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
He had an acting reel.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Well, let us remember too the Pandemic reunion where Jack says,
you're just so really good actor as an insult to
Tom Santoval, and Ariana goes, if he was a good actor,
then he wouldn't be on vander pump fucking Rules.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
She is cool, But also I keep having the horrifying
experience where I watched the new episode on Peacock and
then it now leads directly into the Jackson Brittany watch
party of vander Pump Rules Jackson's face is so scary.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
They've gotten so much filler and botox and it hurts me.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
Test sitsman.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Friend of the pod texted me and she's like, oh
my god, Jackson's nose job. I go which one and
she goes, wait, and I was like, oh, yeah, there's
gonna be three.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
I keep them counting there there's actually three. And there's
like two boob jobs too. Oh, I forgot about the
boom jobs.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
He's like, breast cancer runs in my family, so I
actually have to get pecan plants.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
And we're like, okay, got it.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
It has nothing to do with the fact that I
take steroids every single day.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Wait now, wait a second, here, Wait a second here.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
I had an important question for you, which is, where
is this beach in LA Where they are?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I would not know. I would not know for the
life of me. You know me. You know that I
don't know where I am most of the time.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
You know, it's a miracle that I can tell my
right for my left, because when anyone talks about north,
south east west, I get Honestly, my first feeling is anger,
like I don't need to know that.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I just don't.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
I'm grateful that I was born in the generation with
Google Maps because I simply could not survive without it.
In fact, once in a while, I think about what's
going to happen when like internet infrastructure breaks, and I
will just be like, put me somewhere where I can
live the rest of my days, because I will frankly
not be able to go to the store and get
some eggs. I would not know where to begin, but
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I want to go back to Santa val yelling at Katie,
I felt a rise in blood pressure. Katie's boyfriend wasn't
doing anything. To be fair, he was new to the
group nude being on TV. She looked like she could
handle it, but she has his number. She was like,
this is sheer projection, and it again made me very
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excited for his downfall.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
This is the thing.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
He is making it very easy for us to take
pleasure in his downfall.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Thank you. It wouldn't even have.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
I wouldn't even have fun rooting for James Kennedy this way,
and he has done some awful, awful, awful things on
this show. But the funny thing about James Kennedy is
when you know, I hate Sandoval's fake crying. When James
Kennedy cries, I've never seen a character like this that
can be a one second be full of vitriol, the
next second could be.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Like, please, Lisa, don't I know, don't.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Stay away from me. He literally says, I won't be
naughty boy anymore. I won't be a naughty boy anymore.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Why is it's so funny too?
Speaker 5 (26:53):
It speaks to the charisma, especially of someone with severe
drug addiction and alcoholism. That a running event in every
single season since James joined the show is that he's
gonna lose a DJ set, but people want him to
keep it because.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
They're like, we're rooting for him, but like he did, like.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Steal eight bottles of vodka from behind the bar, but
we're really rooting for him. But he did have girls
that he slept with come to the DJ set and
they were screaming and throwing drinks at each other.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
He did tell Stacy to shove a dildo up her ass.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
He did.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
He did say, friends, remember when he's like nice summer
body to Katie. But wait, let me say when he
got the rum in his eye this episode and he
screamed and it said Ali, I know, and she didn't
even she didn't even move to help him at all.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I really respect her for that.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
She's like, no, Alie is really growing as as one
of the normal people on the show, and as Pat
Reagan said, if she succeeds, she will be the first
normal person to enter the VPR universe.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
We are now entering the episodes that have.
Speaker 4 (27:56):
Been edited with the scandal in mind, meaning that La
La gives a god like voice over. So we got
a teaser. It's beautiful. It's exactly what I wanted it
to be. It's incredible.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
You know.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I don't like whoever is editing Potomac has been trying
to do artful decisions with like shots of the beach
and suddenly going.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Into wide screen. I do not like that, I know.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
And what about the OC trailer where they're like showing
clips of house.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
I'm like, I don't need like mise en songs.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
I need just to The only shot I needed in
the OC trailer was Vicky going boo to Tamra at
the door. I don't need anything else.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
It's such the villain is still a live shot.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Yes, I'm very excited for the upcoming episodes. Ken It's
this is when it feels a little produced. But Ken
and Lisa are tired. They're not necessarily the best actors. Okay,
Ken wanders into the kitchen while Katie and Lisa are
trying sandwiches and goes, I can't believe that Raquel spent
the whole night at Sandoval's. And again you're like, these
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people are not prepared for this affair to come out.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
When imagine people you know in their seventies and eighties
wandering into the kitchen and going, wow, I can't believe
some random twenty seven year old we know spend the
night with some random thirty seven year old we know.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Like talking about some sexual gossip. Yeah, no, it's very strange. No,
I mean, Arianna is literally out of town because her
grandmother is dying. Looks to camera and Sandoval is having
Raquel over in his hot tub, and.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
Arianna is crying in her testimonial saying, I don't think
I can handle one more thing.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
This is like the hardest year.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
Of my life. That was really hard.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
And He's like, Arianna is just like not taking care
of me enough. I give her little lattes sometimes and
say good morning, dumplin, and what does she do for me.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Bitch, my blood is boiling hot.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
It's so crazy. It's so crazy. I mean the murder
that these people have gotten away with over the seasons
to it's very interesting. I am currently watching season two
when after Sandival has cheated on Kristin and he's currently
in a friendship with Arianna, and you can tell that
it's one of those emotional affair friendships. But you're like
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this man first of all, And I'll say this, and
it's my personal opinion and people can disagree with it
and have different experiences. But for me personally, if a
man cheated on me unless we had children together, unless
that we were engaged, even if we were engaged, unless
I was like, I will this is my person I know,
it's my court, which is I guess how a lot
of people feel. No, I don't have time to be
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concerned about someone cheating on me. These men get to
go to Vegas again after sports having cheated on Katie there,
and after Standibal cheating on Kristin there. I would never
you would never go to that fucking town again if
you had cheated on me there. And I'm like the
fact that Kristin is trying to trust Sandoval again, because
they've been together for five years. I would be like, no, babe,
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I know th job at sir, which she does because
this is too chaotic.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
And it's like listen.
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Of course Kristen is mentally ill too, But the argument
could be made for that season.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
Okayby later find out that she was cheating on him
the whole time, sometimes two guys in one weekend.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Right, But this is what I'm saying, is like the
argument could be made they were in their twenties. Then
Kristin now owns a house, she wrote a book. She
is still unstable, but she's like in a completely different
type of relationship.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Well, where's Sandoval doing the exact same shit he's always done?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
No accountability.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Closing thoughts.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Closing thoughts. I want to talk about this week a
little bit. I've been on painkillers since my surgery on Monday.
It went very well, I think, and I got to
see my hand post surgery and it looked really good,
and I was like, really excited. I texted Devin a picture.
I texted a couple of my friends who have seen
my hand and seen the scars on it, and I
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was like, okay, And people are very much like, oh,
I got it, looks so great, yay, And then being
on drugs this week, when you are taking something like
oxyconton for pain, it's really addressing the pain that you
don't necessarily feel high from it or underlined, or you
don't realize you're high from it because you're taking it
for pain. And so maybe you end up texting your boss.
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Maybe you end up texting all of your coworkers and saying,
does anyone want to see a picture of my hand?
And it has bloody bandages on it, and you send
a picture of your hand from the hospital. Maybe you
don't even think about it till the next day. All
of these things happened to me. I'm in a very
awkward looking cast. I'm holding it up for Devin, and
I'm so nervous because I'm going to Atlanta for a
shoot for the next two months, and I don't like
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new experiences, and new things really scare me because of
my PTSD. So I'm very nervous. I need words of wisdom,
all right, words of wisdom?
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Uh, okay, I'll give you this.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
I'll give you a quote that someone texted me in
a screenshot one fine day in the year twenty eighteen,
and I actually or twenty seventeen, and I actually also
had a credit at a tattoo shop at the time,
so I received the screenshot and then went directly to a.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
Tattoo shop and got a tattoo of it.
Speaker 5 (33:15):
It's a David Bowie quote and it says you should
always go a little further out into the water then
you feel comfortable with because when your feet can't touch
the ground is when you're working in.
Speaker 3 (33:24):
The right area or something like that.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
No, I don't know the exact thing, And yes, it
is tattooed on my foot, but.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
It's one of my favorite tattoos of yours.
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Well, it's really blending together now it looks like shit,
but that's okay.
Speaker 4 (33:36):
A little further, a little further, bitch, Okay, this is helpful.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
I want to say to all of our listeners a
little further.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
I want to say to all our listeners, if a
man has a bob, he needs to see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
I want to say to all of our listeners.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Pumpain me.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
You need to make moremopolitans jocks, well politican that you
need to take the orders people are waiting on you.
I've never seen someone looking for an ass beating like
James's because he's a small guy.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
He's not a muscle guy, and he'll be beefed up.
Speaker 3 (34:13):
He's beefed up this.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Hen I do.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Old man with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
I was like, oh guy, I think he.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Quit smoking and that's why he pumped up this. He
can get it, great, he can get it. But I
would never betray.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Alley like that.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I would never betray Alley like that, especially after she
does my astrological reading next week. Should we try to
get Alli on the pod?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
We won't be able to, but yeah, we should try.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
Okay, we're going to reach out listeners. Thank you so
much for staying on this journey with us. To those
who don't watch Vander pump Rolls, we have a few
episodes left.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
No, so I say bye that something's wrong with you.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
You don't you don't want to be a part of history.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Okay, you don't want to learn from human beings making mistakes?
Oh okay, you don't want to be a part of society.
Why don't you go into the wild and never come back?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
How about that?
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Tom and anybody who doesn't watch.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Love you Demon Okay, love you bye, let's go.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
Ovaunted.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
It's a little I want true.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
It's true, true, it's so romantic.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Love me, baby, don't leave me, haggin. I want true
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