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July 5, 2024 37 mins

Teddi and Tamra continue to break down the first season of RHOBH. 

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These champagne-swilling Beverly Hills women were born for shopping, spending, partying and b*tching! 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellancamp and camera judge. Hi, guys,
welcome to t watch flashback with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and
can judge.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hi tam, Hey girl.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
It always feels weird when we do the flashbacks because
we don't do our like daily recaps on how we're
doing in life, so we just get right into it.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well, how are you doing in life, Teddy? With your
newly blonde hair.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I'm feeling I'm feeling great. All is good. It's not
only is it blonde, there's some additional hairs added in
that don't belong to me. Yeah. Yeah, you know these
little cute little tapies.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I actually have a mullet right now. That's why I
have a hat on.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
So I had Michelle come up for last night and
redo my extensions and somebody else was doing them prior,
so I said, I, oh, there's only like two rows
on you eat and I have two rows with two
doubled up and I put it in and we're like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
My god, my hair is see through.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
So it's like yeah, and so she's like, i'll come
back tomorrow and ad and then I when she took
them off she's like, no, there's four on each row.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I'm like, oh, you're like, who would have known?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
But this is the problem with extensions. It's like you
think you're doing fine when you don't have them on,
and then all of a sudden you have them in
and you're like like whoa. I'm like, wow, I can't
cut my hair. I'm like, whoa, I have an actual
ponytail that's not eight strands of hair.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I'm traumatized because I took obviously to replace them that
they have to take out the extensions, and I'm like,
my hair, I have no hair. It's see through, like
I used to have nice hair. I don't know why
I started this. It's like all frizzled and like no
hair there. And I went and showed Sophia and I go,
oh my god, look at this. And she goes, it's
not that bad. You're just so used to having thick extension.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Hair that that's that's what actual hair looks.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
That's what actual hair looks like. And I'm like, it's
it's horrible. I'm gonna be bald one day. I'm gonna
take these out and we'll be bold. I can't have
extensions till I'm eighty.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Well, they're uncomfortable too. Even last night I was like, oh,
now I remember why I took these out in the
first place.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Are they wefts? They're wifs that go though.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
There's a little tapes. Oh, I always do the tape.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
I can't do the tape ins. I've done them.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I like them, but my hair's too fine. It pulls
my hair right out of my head.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
With the other ones, after two weeks, I get like
this itchy and scratchies with the others. But I guess
we were actually here to talk about season one, episode
seven and eight of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
My first thought before we get.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Into anything is watching this and then watching the Housewives
shows now, it's just so different.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I know, it's a totally different show. I mean from
the way the girls dress to the things they do.
I mean, we see Camille with her friends more than
she is with the cast. That would never fly nowadays.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, except for Mary Cosby, like who you just see
with no one really it just in her confessionals. We
don't really see much of other people's like home life
with other people if it's not their husband or their kids,
even their husband and their kids. It's not that much
unless there's trouble.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Right, But Camille is on an island all by herself.
She films just with her friends. Every once in a
while she'll show up to something and it's just weird.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, it's weird. So the first episode, it's called for
episode seven, it's called My Mansion Is Bigger Than Your Mansion.
The synopsisis followed the lavish lives of six savvy, champagne
swilling Beverly Hills women born for shopping, spending, partying, and bitching.

(03:59):
The beginning of the episode, it starts off where Kyle
takes Kim to get a little makeover before she starts
dating again. She goes and gets one of the facials
that Kyle still gets to this day.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I mean, what the hannimal elector is going on there?
I know it's that.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I thought that looks so barbaric looking. I'm like, there's
no way they do this anymore. With the other thing
that goes on her face, Like.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I know it looks like it would be like a
claustrophobic mummy mask. Yeah, but it actually is quite relaxing.
But my favorite part is with they're just talking through
while it's on. Once it switched to just the one
with the whole horse of the mouse.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, I'm like, this looks like some bondage shit going
on here. That's what I thought.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, it went from hannimal elector to bondage.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
It's you know, you start to see additional you know,
foreshadowing because Kim says Kyle used to be her baby,
but now Kyle takes care of her because she's a
single mom.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Do you I feel that Kyle and Kim's relationship comes
across as normal sisters or do you read an underlying
tension when they're together.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
I think there's underlying tension, and I think there's stuff
on Kim's side that we don't know about that Kyle
obviously has been dealing with for a long time.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
And you can.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
See Kyle's frustration with Kim, you can see it. Part
of me feels bad for Kim because I feel like
she's struggling and Kyle is the one that probably has
always been picking up the pieces for Kim and she's
over it.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, that's how I feel like.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
I feel like I'm seeing that too, but I feel
like it's coming across as Kyle's too hard on Kim,
But I feel like there's so much more that we
don't get. I mean, you fast forward to episode eight
and her awkward date and acting like she had a newborn.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm like, what is this girl doing? It was very weird,
but that was.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Very strange to me. I was wondering. They're all deciding
they're going to set her up with Lisa's friend Martin.
Lisa first has Martin over who I swear I have
seen Martin, not on television, but like a million times.
I think I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure
he's always at Il Pastio, which is this yummy restaurant

(06:16):
in Beverly Hills with you with Mohammed. Oh there you go,
Like Mohammed has like one seat that he always sits at.
Like it pretty much I feel like any day. So like, guys,
if you ever want to see Mohammed, go to Elpa
style in Beverly Hills.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
And this is how you know.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
He wants to be seen. He's not sitting in the back,
He's sitting right in the front, like right where you enter,
there's two tables on each side of the entrance. He's
always on the seat to the right.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
He is now dating a girl that I think she
lives in Orange County, Kenny, and she beautiful, beautiful, tall, skinny.
I saw her at an event last year. We talked
about her coming on the show. I thought she would
be great.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Lisa says, she's gonna set Martin up. I'm like, I
don't think this is gonna work already, But then.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
I know I was already cringing, like, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
No, And then Lisa thinks it's time, you know, because
it's time for her to start dating. But then the
fact that you know Martin doesn't want kids, He's like said, essentially,
everything that Martin wants is exactly the opposite of Kim.
And so I'm like, Lisa, are you just pranking her
at this point?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well, first of all, it's like, by the way, Martin,
I know you like tall brunettes, she's a short blonde,
she's got four I mean, she was really selling her hard.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, I love LVP calling her out for smoking, Like,
that's so LVP of her. Don't you remember that scene
when she was like stressed. I've only seen the meme
about it, but it's like the first time I feel
like they broke the fourth wall in Beverly Hills, and
it's like her like on the balcony having a sig.
I don't remember that, but it's I'm sure once we

(08:03):
get to it. Yes, is that season five? Oh yeah,
season five? Okay, Then we get to Taylor brings her
daughter Kennedy to the doctor to find out what she's
allergic to. Taylor does not know what to do because
Kennedy and her dog are attached with the doctor says
she's very allergic to dogs. Listen, she didn't care if

(08:26):
she was allergic to that dog or not. She was
She's like, how do I get rid of those red circles?
I know that's what I thought too.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
It's like, how the hell do I get rid of
this dog?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
And then they like panned to the dog chewing up
the pepe pad and like doing all the things. You're like,
she was never been happier than when she saw its
touch of an allergy come through.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I know.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
But then also like you could see how Russell just
dismisses her every time she opens her mouth when he
When Taylor told Russell that she wants to get rid
of the dog, Russell like shuts her down. Saying she's
getting better at her like she's fine.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
How would you have handled the dog situation?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Well, first of all, I would have been upset that
he got her dog without asking, like you don't do that.
And then after you get the dog, you're like, oh yay,
Like okay, it's just like our dog.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
You know, I didn't particularly want a dog, but now
we have a dog.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Right.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
But if your child is allergic, you're I am like,
the dog's gone. Eddie's allergic to cats, so we had
to get a hypoallergenic cat.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, Camille trying on dresses. H God, Camille has never
met a k name she didn't want to repeat endlessly
like I can't. I'm really trying. I was even watching
Watch What Happens Live the other night with Heather McMahon

(09:51):
was on it, the one with Monica from Salt Lake,
and Heather McMahon was talking about this upcoming season of
Beverly Hills and Andy's was like, what are you most
excited about? After seeing the trailer, and Heather McMahon goes, oh, Camille,
Camille's gonna be on, and Andy's face was like this, yeah,
she'll be on for a bit.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Well, it's kind of like Adrian's face at her eight
year wedding anniversary to Paul, like, this woman cannot stand
her husband and it is so obvious.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well, she showed more affection to the dog dog I know.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I'm like, Oh, she has it in her. It's not
just that she's a cold person. She actually has it
in her.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
And maybe I'm like, is she the type of person
that likes dogs better than people?

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Because there are people out there I have Well, here's
the thing.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I didn't know her then, but anytime I've ever hung
out with Adrian, she's actually been very warm, Like she's
very nice and kind and like not to gifts, but
not to Paul. I mean, it's never a good sign
when somebody, I mean we're set episodes in and when
they're nicer to a dog they just met husband.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
He's being so nice to her and put this all together.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I'm sure it was just for camera reasons, but anyways,
and she's like, I can't imagine what the surprise is.
Last year he got me a purse that looked like
a champagne bottle.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
That he necessarily planned this for her. I think he
just went they have a chef, you know, apparently that
lives in the house, and he was because did you
even see her face when the fond due came out?

Speaker 2 (11:30):
She was like, oh, and he's like, try a bite. No, no, no,
like you can't even give him a pity bite, Like
take a pity bite?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Do it? Do anything like? Not only for the chef,
Like I'm a picky eater. There's a lot of things
that I don't like. I mean, I don't know that
I could try as Cargo. I think that's where like
I have my like full limit, tried to fully put
together a meal. I would at least give some pity bites.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, I mean, Paul was trying to be romantic.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
He was complimenting her, He was doing all the things,
and she got excited when she saw the dog. He
could not do any right in her eyes. But even
then it wasn't like she wrapped her arms around her husband.
It's like, oh my god, thank you for the dog.
Now she wrapped her arms around the dog.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Well, I think the part that is so curious to
me about them is they repeatedly talk about in their
confessionals how this is always how they've been from day
one like I've got to say yes. There are times
in my relationship where Edwin is like very lovey dove
or I'm very lovey dovey, and there's times where I'm like, yes,

(12:52):
you're giving me the ac enough and it goes like this.
But they seem like the way they talk like we've
always we've always given each other the Yeah. Then I'm like, why.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Don't you get married? Yeah, I know, it.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Just doesn't seem doesn't seem right. But uh, Kyle getting glammed?
What was it ten years ago? And she was using
Pamela way back then. I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Oh. Yeah, Like Kyle is like st like once you
are like once Kyle has a relationship with like she is.
She's loyal. She's not like one of those people that's
like gonna switch up and around like Pamela has done
her forever. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Now she's working with Shannon.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yep and probably lots more people.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
But then they go to Mohammed's Moha. I love that
it says here. Mohammed is very well known in Beverly
Hills and those fabulous parties, so Lisa was thrilled when
he wanted to have a dinner for Lisa.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, Mohammed is twenty five year old girlfriend is living
in a sixty thousand square foot house in Beverly Hills.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
And then Kimmo ris to the party in a tight
Chida body con dress.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Says Kim's breast have a life of their own. They
were huge.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I actually, I mean, granted, I have platinum blonde hair
right now that's passed my tits and fake tits at that.
But I didn't really think there was anything that outlandish
with that. I thought it was kind of conservative myself.
I was like, oh, this is a cute dress. Like
maybe Cheetah wasn't in then, but.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Like I think Cheata has been in forever. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
But then Kim introducing herself to Martin saying she's very nervous.
Kim thinks there's potential with Martin and they end up
walking out of the party hand in hand. Did you
see any chemistry between Kim and Martin?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
You might relate to this what Lisa vander Pump's setting
up a scene or Cedric is his name. Cedric was
in the pool, the bathtub or whatever that spa room
was in his speedo in the water and then I mean,
you know she had him do that and then to
walk in and to be like, oh, well that's a

(15:06):
very short fuse.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Also, oh my god, who wears a bathing suit underneath
a suit to a cocktail dinner? I know it makes
it like that is the Here's the thing. I do
think Lisa vander Pumk is good TV. But when I
see sich money, she's she's funny. But when I see like,

(15:30):
when you tell a joke that has already been practiced.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, it doesn't come across right, doesn't hit right.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
It doesn't hit one hundred percent right, Like I'm like,
come on. That being said, I do think Cedric would
probably have done anything for more screen time, right, So
he's like, right, I'll get in my sweeto, you can
make fun of my junk, so good, right.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
But then she makes fun of it like it's like, oh,
very small fuse to the dynamites, and I'm like, oh
my god, setting him up and then making fun of
his manhood.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Well, she always like she if you realize, she's always
making sex jokes or I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Lisa definitely is the girl that goes in and goes
for the joke every single time, no matter what it is,
it was no joke that Camille didn't show up and did.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
You miss her?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
No, didn't miss her. Do you think that the party
would have went differently? Obviously if she was there, she'd
be like, oh my god, Kyle has been so mean
to me, like.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
And Kelsey and Kelsey and oh my god, what's her
best friend's name? Again? The guy supposedly that she's always
heading on and his wife.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Nick nick nay, that she was so annoying, annoying. So
Mohammed in the early days was not married. No, no,
was married to Ulanda Prior.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Right, yeah, so and then so that's Yolanda's ex husband
who joins the show in season three, which is.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
But she but she was already married to David Foster.
Then right, who is now married to Katherine mcfeeth who
yeah not not no shock, no shocking things there. But
then Taylor and Kyle meet for lunch. Taylor says she's
always admired Kyle's relationship with Mauricio. Something that's also confusing

(17:25):
to me is why some people call Mauricio Maurice Maurice.
I don't know, because I've heard a couple of people
like in our actual life call him Maurice, but like
I've always called him Mo. I think he introduced himself
to me.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
As I think Kyle did introduce him to the group
as Maurice, or at least sound like that.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
He's got many names.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
He's got many names. I feel like I would probably
choose Mo over Maurice.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
We are starting to see the demise of Taylor's marriage
to Russell Well.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
She says, when you first meet someone, you think you
have so much in common, but after a few years
of marriage, you find out all the ways that you're different.
I think the part that I'm curious about when she
says that, like, then my mind because it's new to us.
We just recently watched the first couple of episodes where

(18:21):
she says like she was search she wanted him, and
he was backing away from her. So it's just I
don't know, the whole thing was really sad, but I'm sad.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
And then on her lunch she's asking she's asking Kyle
like how long did it take for you and Mauricio
to be like best friends?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Like how long were you married? And it's like she
has no clue, Like she's like, well, you should be
best friends before you get married.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, sometimes you think people think, you know, more money,
less problems, more money, more problems, more money, more problems.
But I think you know, once you're in it, money
can only get you so far, right, Like, there's there's
a lot more in happiness, and especially when you have
money and then a power balance issue and then a

(19:06):
control And I'm assuming that once Taylor was on this
show for the first time, she's able to have a
little bit of her own identity inside of this marriage,
right right, And he probably didn't.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Like like it. Nope, that's how it was with my ex.
He did not like it.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
And people men that try to control women, they do
not like somebody, you know, for them to get independent
and have a mind of their own.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
And I think some people can grow into it, like
they just like they start learning, oh wow, okay, this
is actually what a healthy marriage needs to be. This
is you know, we've had a relationship shift. It is
what it is. But it's the men that can't figure
it out and can't start supporting their significant other that
you're like, yeah, okay, time to go. But that was

(19:55):
pretty much this entire episode. Then we get to episode eight,
which is called charity cases. It aired December ninth, twenty ten.
The synopsis is Kyle and Risio's marriage is tested. Taylor
reveals personal insights, and there's a twist in Camille's marriage,

(20:17):
like there is no twist.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
No, she knew exactly what was going on. Poly they
live separate lives. It seems like, well, this.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Is one thing that I immediately had to text Kyle
about About the bikini wax, I said, never again, because
she always gives me a hard time if I like
say I have to poop or I have to pee
like any like she doesn't like to talk about and.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Need to hear about.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
It's I'm like, oh, you know, blah blah, Like she's
always like, no, I don't hear about it. I said,
I'm never again. If I say I have to go
number two or my stomach, I'm like, never again. A pete,
because I just watched you get a bikini wax.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
On care on camera. I know how dare her? Oh shit,
I think I did too. For my wedding special.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
She says, I want a Dorothy hamilcut, not a Telly Savaliska.
I mean all of it. And then Alexi was watching
all of it.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Oh, I mean just having her daughter in there while
she's getting it. I'm like, oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Well you can clearly tell they all don't know what
they're like. Now, at least like people know what they're
getting themselves into. I think first season everyone's just like, Okay,
I'll do whatever. I'll figure it out. That's something I
need to do.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
But I will say I've had bikini wax once and
never again. Give me a razor any day, I give
me a laser. I'm afraid of that. I'm afraid of
lighting ut shit on fire.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
But I have to say I didn't really realize I
love that. Now we're going to get into the pros
and cons of puba cair on a bike. Yes, but
I didn't realize that having I guess it means I'm
pretty well kimped all together always because I didn't realize that,
like there was problematic issues with down there and riding

(22:08):
the bikes.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I've never heard that.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Then Lisa calls Kyle and Kim asks what happened with Martin.
Lisa wants Kim to leave Martin a message thanking him
for driving her home from the party. Okay, if they
both have each other's number, even if a guy drove
me home, I would still want the guy to call.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Me, right, but didn't. He didn't he call her and
she's not responding. No, oh, I thought, okay, I heard
it wrong. I thought that he was calling and she's
just ignoring him.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Kim says she thinks that Martin could call her, and
everyone is making her out to be a bad person,
Like if if you guys both have each other's numbers,
he offered to drive you home. It was clearly an
awkward setting, even when she came back into the room
and she was with the other guy and he like
set her down, Like you could just tell it wasn't
gonna be an but they you know, they fudshit for

(23:02):
the cameras and went on with their merry way. But like, no,
if Martin was interested, he'd call, Why would Kim call?

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Right Exactly? I agree.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
I feel like Kim feels like Kyle puts her down
a lot, and sometimes it comes across that way. But
I do feel like there's more to it than what
we see.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
But it was mainly Lisa, not Kyle in this instant.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, I mean, I mean, plan Lisa should just stay
out of it, Just stay out of it, Lisa.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
I think Kim just wasn't into Martin but was too
kind to say yeah. I also don't imagine that Kim
was into the guy that she met at the grocery
store that she said she had like eighteen kids.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
That was the weirdest interaction ever, Like she's her daughter's
telling him like, oh, yeah, I have she has this kid,
this kid like named off eight and then when she
gets there, she's acting like she's breastfeeding.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Whose baby was that?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
That was her niece's or her the cousin or something
like that. They'd pan to the mom like the actual mom.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
But why was she doing that?

Speaker 1 (24:02):
I mean think trying to be funny.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
It's like I'm scaring the guy away.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
But also the guy who for their first date is
with all of the children and then brings in like
their two granddaughter.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Do you think it was set up?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Do you think she really met this guy at the
grocery store or she's just trying to.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
I think she just wanted to. I mean, no, she
probably did meet him at the grocery store. I feel
like Kim is the type of personality that if she
like hits it off with you, she can talk to anyone.
So I wouldn't be surprised if they started chatting, hit
it off, and then she was like, Hey, I'm gonna
be doing this later, call me. I'm filming a TV
you know whatever. It made. Yeah, but Camille has her

(24:45):
her friends over for dinner. Kamiale tells them she wants
to reunite and try things over again with the ladies,
but she's still horrified by the things that Kyle said.
Camille says, maybe I have a dinner and you all
join as well to counterbalance the energy.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
She's such a victim. You're such a victim.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
You're such a victim.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Dumb y'all.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Male, I just feel like Camille, here's the thing, and
this is truly. I know everyone always wants to say
I'm biased. One of the things that well, then.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Let me say it. Kyle didn't say or do anything
bad to Camille.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Get over it.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
You're making something that out of nothing. But I do
love that.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
There's nothing like a group of people judging someone else's
behavior while their married fred sits there getting hot over
their handsome nick Like I know, and we're going to
talk about inappropriate behavior, right, that's it. That's it.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
That's absolutely it.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
I want to know where Nick is now because Camille
always comes around with one person. I keep my eyes
peeled for Kimber because they've been talking about whenever I
met Camille, she always had her best friend, Kimber aka.
She also pays her who always was with her by
her side twenty four to seven, like having her back

(26:19):
because she can't when she comes for you. She can
never do it one hundred percent alone, which I'm like,
if you're gonna come, you better be bring him without
somebody holding her hand. Then we get to the awkward
barbecue with Gary. Do you think it's Gary? Do you

(26:40):
think this single Gary was actually producer Paul from.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Yes, Yes, Yes.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I'm like, this just seems too stage for me for
him to show up with his granddaughter and then she's
over there pretending like she's never seen a child. It's
not even hers. Is the weirdest freaking scene I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Also, I want to put out just a statement to
all housewives. I don't ever want to see you cooking
raw meat or chickens. I just don't like, I really
don't enjoy whether it's Vicky cooking hot dogs, if that's
even considered a meat or Kim. I'm fine once it's

(27:23):
actually been cooked, but seeing chicken or meat raw makes
me feel.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Really, So you don't cook meat?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I do. I just don't. I don't know. Seeing it
on television just really I don't. I don't know. I
was totally fine watching the Fondo that actually looked amazing
to me. It's not a food thing. It's just a
raw thing.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
And then on bones, chicken on bones, I don't.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Really like talk touching like a full chicken, like a
full just it's just so gross. Yeah, like I mean,
he says, I don't mind, but when you see the
actual chicken, I'm like.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Yes, no, Well, what's your name from Potomac? So that's
the dirtiest bird whatever. Karen Karen, then Kyla and Marisio.
They have a lot of discussions about how long they're
going to stay a napa, if the kids are going
to come.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Oh my gosh, yes, I can't leave. I can't leave
the kids for three days.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Yes. Meanwhile, I'm like, yeah, peace out.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Maybe they just need to have robot babies like Astro
like I had on the show.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Then you can just stuff them in the couch and
don't worry about when you leave.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
But I did think after they get through the bike
ride race, which I did have a lot of I
had those same moments when I did one of those
with Edwin one hundred mile race, where like you're like,
I just don't think I could do this, so like
that that they got through and I was like whew.
I kept patticking. I'm like, what if they don't make it.

(29:03):
They're on the show.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
If they don't finish, well, that's kind of a I mean,
there was a lot of hours for sixty miles. Yeah,
a lot of hours. They must have been pretty pretty dang slow.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
But that part I did know.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Yeah, it was like six hours to go sixty miles.
It's like you could do one mile and.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
A minute, like, But then then they get to their
dinner where they have the conversations that I swear they
always if you're still at an age where you can
have a baby, if you're on Housewives, you're gonna have a.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Conversation about yes, yes, I've told.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Edwin the only way that I would pop out another
baby is if he buys me a private jet.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I wouldn't even do it for a private jet.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Let me think if I would.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
No, you wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
I mean, don't get me wrong. I love my kids,
but like I feel like the could you imagine another baby.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
One right now?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I'm in to have.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Forty two? Okay, whatever, So you're forty two. Could you
imagine in your fifties taking them to elementary school? I
just can't, like to.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
The swim class where do kick her legs? Yes?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Could you imagine doing that? No, there's gonna be a
time in your fifties where you're like, yeah, I'm already tired.
I'm tired now, like I'm off. How we've got a
goddamn dog? We were home stretch man.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
Sophia is eighteen. She still is at home, but she's
got her driver's license. She can we can leave her
do whatever. Now you know what I'm looking into right now?
Doggy daycare. In order to go to Bravo Con. I
have to put this dog.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I have to board him.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
It's like, really, is Eddie coming to Bravo Con.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah, he's Well, he's gonna ride his motorcycle up on
like Saturday.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
He's gonna come from maybe two days.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
And Edwin ride on the back.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yes, that would be very cute. That would be adorable.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Yes, hold on, no, can he get one of those
little side cars?

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Yes, yes, yes, it's one of those more cycles that
you can have a sidecar.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
So I could just imagine that.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
That would be amazing. But speaking of the DMV, Lisa
and Cedric go to the DMV to take their driving test.
I have to say I failed my written test the
first time when I moved to La as well. I
had passed growing up, but I failed, So I felt
for Cedric. But LVP and the DMV have a lot
in common. Three letter names. They make you lose your

(31:29):
patience and you will you will get to do things
you don't want to do.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
I mean, the weird guy trying to talk to Lisa
on camera at that means.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
He would have had to sign a release.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Because he.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Clearly wanted that two minutes of fame right there, and
he probably got it.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Do you think it's a rule that all DMVs look
exactly the same.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yes, I do think it is, and they all like
the DMV. Here in San Clementy, everybody he's so nice.
You go to the DMV and Laguna Hills you're.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Like, you're the devil. You were the meanest person I've
ever met my life.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
All I think about it during a DMV is like
that you probably haven't seen it because your kids are
too old. But Zootopia and it's like a sloth that
like runs the DMBA, Like DMV is a.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Old that's Laguna Hills DMV over here.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
But then we get to Taylor. She said she had
a rough childhood because her parents divorced when she was
very young. Taylor's earliest childhood memory was someone waging an
attack on her mother when she I mean, this is.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
All I mean just knowing Taylor now, I mean, it
totally breaks my heart.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
It breaks my heart. I didn't know, because I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
These early shows that she had abuse starting very very young.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah, and she was already doing work while she was,
let you know, potentially yased herself.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
I thought that that work came after me.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Too, Like when on an Orange County reunion this year,
when Taylor said, like, I've always been helping, right, She's
always been involved. Yeah, I've always been helping up these
women's centers. I didn't realize that she was doing that
before all of her I didn't neither adult trauma had happened.

(33:20):
I didn't either, but did you even notice that on
the way too going, Russell said to her, if you
would have done a different the other night, yeah, this
would have been a bigger success.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Or Ah, my friends are out of town right now,
and she just sits there and she's like quiet. But
she did say that there would be forty celebrities attending,
so I was very curious. And when I saw kato'kalin,
I'm like, oh, there's the celebrity.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I didn't see Kato beet Museum.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Oh yeah, I thought he was a little subtitle, like
an introduction.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I thought it was Larry Birkhead.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
I got the too confused Oh you know, similar, similar.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Same, but different. But she only invites.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Adrian Yep and Paul walking in like Broke Back Mountain.
I'm like, why does he have this cotway on? What
is going on here?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Well, they're just so over the top for what they're
actually going on. I know. I mean that being said,
I wouldn't have probably thought Crisis Center poker tournament together.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
But at the Bicycle Club, isn't it like at the
Commerce Casino, isn't it out that way?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
I used to have a boyfriend back in the nineties
that would go and gamble.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
At the busyle and the nineteen hundreds.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Nineteen hundreds, he was gambling at the bicycle club at
the Commerce Casino.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh my gosh. Well, then she does her speech and
you can tell she's getting so emotional before it. During it,
she has to go to the restroom. But do you
think that Taylor came on the show to escape from
it marriage?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
I don't know if she was strong enough to even
think that way, but I think that she wanted to
go on it because it's exciting and it's something for her,
and it's she's it's not all about.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Russell, and maybe maybe deep in her head she thought
this is my way out.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Yeah, because I think or maybe even watching it back
made her realize even more.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
I don't know, we should have we should have her
on the next recome.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Oh yeah, let's have her on because I feel like
she's going to be able to provide us more insight.
And also, I know we do a lot of, like
you know, in general, trash talking on this pod, but
I do think she would be able to give a
lot of advice. And if you are struggling, or you're
in this situation, or you're in this type of marriage
or you were you know, abused as a child, Like

(35:46):
she has so much knowledge about it, and I think
she could help a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
It's just so sad.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
I just feel so bad for her, like that that's
stuff that you hold with you forever.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
Yeah, oh gosh, but it just it really tells us
where this is continuing to go. And then the episode
ends with the sixty nine miles five hours and fifteen
minutes later and a fresh bikini wax, so all as well.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
And I really like a fresh bikini wax would be
a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
That actually seems like it would be. I need to
know how many days prior.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Yeah, its advice seems like a bad idea because then
it's like it starts to.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Itch and you get a lot, but then it's hot.
I don't know all of it. And now I mean,
does it make he does it.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Make her go faster without that extra landing strip she
had or her uh what did you know what you
call it?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
What did?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
It wasn't the Telli Sabalis, It was the I mean,
I think back then pubic hair was more in style
than it is now.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
I feel it was a landing strip, a landing stripe.
I feel like it comes in waves. Well, but question,
is your landing strip like this? I don't have a
land You're completely bare?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah, I mean not like that. It was vertical.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Some people have it like this, like like mustache.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Like mini blinds, like talking about I went to wax
place and they showed me. They showed you up pictures
like ooh h no, oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Well, you can book your bikini wax by tapping the
link right here.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Sure you get off by using the book tat.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Oh my gosh. Dam well. Thank you guys for subscribing.
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